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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
thanks for the tito calderon general
Peach
Momo...
Herta: Star Rail
Yuri general
>>556976967
>>556976691yeah kinda, ever since hinge was mentioned I’m off that train, original sneed sounds more 4chan core. so, any clip or vocaroo or some shit
Ashveil is a must pull.
>>556977321For no one.
>>556977227I think we had vocaroo's? You will have to do a bit of archiveschizoing though.
Swannie LOVE! Swannie LIFE!
What's the difference between a rooster and a whore?
>>556977321For brick collectors, maybe
>>556977321Many are saying this.
Sandrone is a must pull.
>>556977321For Yunlipedos
>>556977693Ok Columbina.
>>556977693>geobrick
Hotaru Finality SP will be a must pull
>>556977379found one bros, but she says her voice changed a lot https://vocaroo.com/11mMWdDe69ei
Cyrene's tennis skin is a must buy
>>556977820>geo
>>556977994lmfao he actually did it
>>556977994oh, sneed sounds like she needs to voice train a little harder
You know what? Fuck the shown character, i am going to save for Sampo.
>>556978265Sampo isn't playable get it through your skull already
gon sleepgoodnight friends and friendettes
>>556978354He is playable since day one touristbro
>>556978354For now
>>556978359notte
Mywife love!
>>556978359goodnight yuriachan
>>556978359sleep well
>>556978089
Seele is in heat, and (You) are Caelus
>>556978512>>556978442>>556978409
>>556978126>>556978182these aren’t sneed but I also found them, some femoid or troon doing the lava chicken bit https://vocaroo.com/18J3k1OQ5cXVhttps://voca.ro/1hAowPUUwtW8it might be theresia
>>556978265im gonna save for vita in 4.7
What's Yao appeal?
>ZZZ mogging both genshin and HSR in JapanHow the mighty have fallen
Lying beside my beloved...Sharing comfy pillow talk with my beloved memetic wife...Telling Swannie just how deeply I love and appreciate her...Swannie LIFE!
>>556978604I was told that Theresia is a 40 year old transbian? This sounds like a child? >>556978758HRT Phainon
>>556978758Jade beauty
>>556978762You got mogged by the disney bean game kek
Caelus POV https://litter.catbox.moe/tofyrpvaggc61d2n.jpg
>>556978604you're sad, honestly sad.
>>556978762>png game made more than 20m in 7 days what the fuck is mihoyo doing with hsr bros we should be mogging this kusoge
>>556978604You are legitimately based.
>>556978576The canonest wife.
Swannie..
>>556978992for spending 5mins on the archive to get fap material? ok, tranny
Cassiewife.
>>556978762>sensortowerPeople still use this AI shit as proof?
>>556979028It's a dead patch of reruns where the only new unit was hagslop.
>>556978762go to bed or you won't get the best cow shit for breakfast
>>556976903Holy Reddit
ZZZ had a new character during the NY period ofc it would earn more during those few days lol
>>556979393>the only new unit was hagslop.we love lesbian hags here
[sad news] Chinese players have realized that mihomo is only going after leakers to save face for their own failings
>>556977321do we have his animations?
>>556979535it's was their new archon too along a spending event, still couldn't beat uma kek
>>556977321For me
Mydei erotic
Jade novaflare (on technique use the active character at the start of the next battle is automatically granted debt collector status) when
>>556979684There are already showcases on Youtube, breh.
OUR HERO
>>556979778Every girl in the game: *Melts*
>>556979778everyone picked Stelle though.
>>556979702>black tier ass horse lost to UMAKek
Hero of Indonesia
>>556979612Not entirely incorrect. This leaker crackdown is definitely happenig because they know that what's in the pipeline for Planarcadia is mediocre so they want it out in the open before they can attempt to try to drum it up.
who is this basil from gig?
>>556979920Until Rean is playable...
>>556980017>leaker crackdownIt's just homdgcat who just throws up the values and shit on a website which hakushin does the same it's pure mental gymnastics
Maybe Hoyo looked at how Hypergriff handled leaks and decided to wake up kek
>>556980017Do you retards know the tranny did it for all hoyo games and not just HSR
>>556980021That’s anise
>>556980339He didn't do ZZZ...
How many pulls do you need for a E6?
Filter status?
>>556980331Yeah this is real similar to HG's handling right
>Crackdown on leakers>When their personal whore Anon Leaks is literally the one doing the most damage with shit info like banner order change or main push change or fucking SUBDPS without his main DPS for at least half a year etc..............I'd honestly believe more that they're going for the tranny faggot because he was using the leaks account to crossdress which isn't something they want because they have the CCPenis deep inside than because of the leaks
>>5569805987x160
people say HSR powercreep is bad, but I've been consistently getting decent low cycle or high points clears with just E0S1 teams, while in ZZZ I can barely even get the max rewards with M0W0 teams and 1-2 new units per patch it's ridiculous
Who won? Who lost?
>>556980631YOU NEED HER
FOFO RAPE
>>556980598If you average out 50/50 wins and losses, about 750
Total Madam Herta love
>>556980806I do actually agree. Maybe V3 characters are just strong, but I can clear endgame pretty consistently while just having two proper teams, Herta and Castorice ones. Meanwhile I'm launch player in ZZZ, with very good roster of characters, and sometimes the endgame is just unbearable.
>>556979776so does he have any relation with boothill?
>>556978604Is that actually Theresia?
>>556977321No but I'm getting him
>>556978089Yes
>>556981274They are homosexuals to each other
...so what do we think of elation?
Sparkle's clean pussy? For Caelus
>>556980017The bad PR and doomposting were based off the leaks, if the PR was good, homocat would be free.>>556980331More like HG decided to axe clairvoyance because it impacts sales, but it's redundant because HG already admitted that EF punishes skippers and "roll for who you want". People are just ignoring how flopfield already has mono teams and FOMO.
>>556980806Is your E0S1 team a real E0S1 team of 3-5 cost with some old units or is it an 8 cost team of new units?Because an 8 cost team cost as much as me getting an E2S1 dps and their bis supports. That's not cheap.
>>556981438I am NOT getting past those
>>556981274Same faction, shouldn't explain them being literal clones anyway
>>556979778>simple recolor gets tons of art
Hotaru rabu
>>556981438Worthless gimmick Path.
why doesn't bro just go look up some ASMR from some thot on youtube
>>556981438need to watch Sparkle for THAT
>>556980749if leakers did their jobs and actually leaked rosters instead dumb numbers and meta shit then we wouldn't have this
>>556981680Kick the MEMONIGGER off my train already
>>5569815674 cost (Dahlia on Ciphercone)7 cost (Cyrene is on the SU/DU shop cone)2befairdesu my ZZZ teams are all 3 cost, but you need 3 of them so that's 8-9 cost (Zhao is free) minimum for a full rewards clearalso I could definitely 2 cycle this if my HMC was E6 kek I'm missing like 5% damage on the boss at the end of the cycle
>>556981475Sparkle pussy is NOT clean
>>556981438Seems like promising, fun path. I'm Elated.
>>556981680Swannie is our FRIEND!
guys did you hear, they sued homdcat so hard he's probably facing jail time. no wonder he decided to stop leaking hsr content so randomly at some point, he realized he got caught
>>556981475Caelus likes it stinky.
Fibre status? Consumed (liquid forme)
>>556981859>Harmony TB only E2Go and find chests and do puzzles in Penacony, for the love of god
>>556981680Harem game
>>556982010Why did you eat my internet line
>>556981681>jokingly mention how she looks like firefly at /bag/>get tons of angry replies seething at me because i mentioned a hoyo gamebros... why does everybody hate us... i'm feeling lowkey demoralized...
>>556978762>makes more money>gets an actual good anime FateGODS...
>Akemi is spreading C6R6 to TwitterIs anyone else getting increasingly worried
>>556981974He's in America so he'll probably avoid jail time. Dude is going to be paying Hoyo for the rest of his life though.
The Nintendofication of hoyo is complete
>>556981493Leaks are probably doing more harm than good right now, it's basically just cope. If anything knowing that planarcadia was changed last minute for external reasons makes me more lenient towards its quality and willing to see the good in it than if I had high expectations and they served up garbage like amphoreus.The reason the devs don't make money is because the game isn't fun enough to attract or retain players and they keep releasing characters that suck.It takes an intern 15 minutes to crank up the numbers of a character and not make them suck if they can't even manage that effort for most characters nobody is going to fucking buy them.
>>556981372Momo tummy...
>>5569821323.x ruined HSR's reputation
>>556981438your UID is 604008757
>>556982194>RApparently a Wuthering term. What an useless shit stirrer.
>>556981817just a few more days and we'll be free of that hag
>>556982132ZZZ ruined everything...
>>556982592Huh? I don't see it in the screencap! How do you know?!
>>556982592false.
If E0 means no eidolons does S0 mean no signature LC?
>>556982132The modern SEA BA players view Hoyo games as boogeyman, and worry that yuri will infect the game.
>>556982707Fuck you anise I need more nudes or I’m leaking everything
>>556980827...for the shitty demoted main push
>>556982808It means no limited cone.
Just shot the biggest load to Sparkle feet
>>556982808Ye
>>556982820Cuckoldry IS apparently an imperialist religion, so BA CHADS had better jealously guard their harem utopia
>>556982931Kill yourself subhuman.
>>556982592Uh oh
>>556978089too much work for the poor hsr team
Bronya SEXOOOO!
>>556982931save yourself higher tier god
>>556983127Seele is so lucky…
>>556982931based and real
>>556982872NOOOOO!!!! I need those leaks...Here you go, Anon~
>>556982820It's a fairly justifiable thing to fear
It’s not possible for Sparxie to be more useless than sparkle in the story right? Surely she’ll do something this time
>>556982361>If anything knowing that planarcadia was changed last minute for external reasons >planarcadia is still JapaneseThat whole thing was because of leakers lying about edo star and about the china/japan thing. In reality, 4.x wasn't completed due to internal reasons we don't know about. 3.8 is already proof of mismanagement.
>>556983265Didn't you pick on someone for using tilde earlier?
>>556983329Yes, especially when official fanbooks in Japan feature Fuuka X Haruna shorts... And we can all see how BA Pixiv is overrun by yuri!
Imagine naming yourself after licorice just an immediate red flag for anyone still sane
uh oh anti foot kun melty
>>556983472Lol
>>556982734proof? what is it then?
>>556983459Has nothing to do with that no one should have to suffer the audience bred on hoyoge
>>556983384Its the Elation planet so she is guaranteed to have more presence at least.That said presence being random nonsense jokes that are irrelevant though
>>556983384It's still a friendless loser underneath it all so you know she's going to shill Yao Guang just like she existes only to shill the glowworm
>existes
Stelle oneesan
>>556983457Anon, I am actually not Anise.>>556983672Pretty sure most typical Hoyo players are going to avoid Blue Archive no matter what the SEA audience does.
>>556983651i'm the whaleGAWDhttps://fribbels.github.io/hsr-optimizer#showcase?id=701226443
What are OUR thoughts on Sampo?
>>556983778I slipped and hit s instead of d
>>556983889SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>556983889"Don't care about him. He's not Caelus."t.S
>>556978089Would have easily paid $25 for it.
>>556983782Phainon is so lucky...
>>556984042>t.SSampo?! How could you say that!?
Sparkle pads her chest
Sparkle smells like vanilla
Sparkle eats licorice.
yo what do we think of this>>/v/732705321pretty insane and relevant to our general
>>556979778Oops wrong image
Herta is flat
Sparkle raped me
>>556980313Herta is so lucky...
>>556984101Is it true she is just more maidslop and not a hag?
>>556984494and that's amazing
>>556983889He's a hero
>>556984594Yes
>>556983889our best friend
>all those Ashveil showcases with SundayDare I say it?
>>556984417Learn 2 crosspost newfag
>>556984649Good
>>556984709Say what? Skip? Yes, that's what we're ALL doing.
>>556984709You need him for yet another carry weaker than dps Cyrene?
>>556984668Kot in Planarcadia 4.7 surely
>>556984668need elation kot>>556984709he works with sparkle, who will be free next patch
>>556983472
>>556984516I need to sex sparkles pussyfeet
>>556984668unironically hope the chrysos heir alt is cipher and not cyrene or castorice
Im using my free selector on Jing Yuan because he is the only character I dont have from the list, and every other option I already have enough eidolons or just have them at a baseline
Maybe Robin is ok afterall
>>556984709Glad they make the skip work with more skips so I can skip
>>556985130Worshipping Sunday's sisters feet
>>556985109Thanks for sharing. I'm going to get Kafka E1 or Sparkle E1. Probably Kafka.
I tried so HARD and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>556985109was thinking of doing it but I don't have the good eidolons. maybe if I had acheron e2, kafka e2 and sparkle e2 I'd grab some random character I don't have in my account
>>556985285The caelus vision
Swannie...
>>556985285who the fuck is beta and why do i have to defeat him
>>556985226Kafka e1 for sure I’m doing the same
It's that easy
Are elation trace mats not available to farm yet? I haven't played in a while, so I'm not caught up to the main story
>>556978604Damn, reminds me back during 2023-2024 when we used to have regular vocaroo threads. And then one guianon turned out to be female
>>556985285so I can see their titties if I defeat the beta? sounds like a weak final boss
I haven't seen my thread crush in forever and it's honestly making me crash out.
>>556983127Caelus is so lucky...
>>556985521They let you convert a limited amount 1:1
>>556983884i need money
>>556985010high t. certified
>>556985635who is it?
>>556985542>>556985436its a muv-luv reference idiots
>>556985226Its kinda a shame that my Dan Heng IL is completely unusable even at e2s1Even in currency wars I struggle at the final fight sometimes
List of generational hsr releases:1)acheron2)firefly3)GODNON4)Uggorice5)Trannyrene6)sigger7)black swan
>>556985816What's unc yappin about
>fofonigger at it again
>>556985109Good thing to do. I have all of them but I'm still debating e1 kafka or e1 sparkle.
>>556985776Unc posting about an old ass VN on the zoomer fro general fr
>>556985635Who is your thread crush, I may have raped them unintentionally, I would’ve never done it if I knew a fofoposter had a crush on them
>>556985816>Black Swan sneak
>>556985816>black swan????????
>>556985723same, i've spent it all on gacha.
>>556985816>black motherfucking swan
>>556985816>worm sneaks
>GODNON you ain't slick Haya
>>556985760>>556985906I just need to move on
>>556985816>black swan>sigga>phainon????
>>556985285
>>556986350Phainon had GO TO WARP animation so he unironically fits
>>556986337who is it bro
>Read every Amphoreus log>Can't be bothered to watch Yao Guang's trailersSo that's how it feels, interesting.
>>556986337It’s me isn’t it
Perfection.
>>556986350Sigga changed the /hsrg/ landscape forever.
why are you like this
What is this nigga scheming
>>556985776Im glad im not the only unc here
>>556986350Aventurine literally raised the bar for sustains with how unbreakable his shields were.
>>556987119I wish I looked like that
>>556987025He is only used by 2 avatarfags at most, he fell off
https://files.catbox.moe/7medye.gifTake notes mydeimos, this is a real cool nigga
>>556987040>>556987119Too big
>>556987281Wait until his SP sissie.
>>556987154One of their followers manages anomaly arbitration so THEY are based.
>>556987119built
Sandrone is raping me...
>>556987485Aether...
>>556987154>the only playable equilibrium pathstrider destroyed the game's balanceWhat did they mean by this?
>>556987485God I wish this was me.
>>556987154I've softened to Ho-oH and I'm not AS suspicious of Them as I was before. I dunno how many of you guys watch IAmEmaMae but her videos on the Aeons have been pretty fun to watch.Ho-oH is just trying to keep the universe in balance, and I used to think it would take something incredibly drastic for Them to intervene. But if They weren't interested in the Irontomb disaster, I guess They only care about keeping Imaginary and Quantum energies in balance.
Mono elation won't get as much team fanart as remembrance exodia.
>>556986350sigga and phainon mindbroke this general
>>556987830Mono Rem has the benefit of being part of a friend group. Mono Elation won't have that, at best they'll get meme CW art.
>>556987405for?
>>556988004Phainon will never be /hsrg/'s neuvillette
>>556988004>phainonNot really
>>556988060i cant say
>>556988060pf
Going on a comfy autumn date with Swannie!Treating Swannie to yummy sweets and cakes!Swannie LOVE!If Swannie has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Swannie has only one fan then that is me. If Swannie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.Swannie LIFE!
>>556987683good post sis but people are too concerned with shitposting to read it.
>>556988060big...
Bronya RAABUUU
Stelle is so fucking sexy, holy shit
>>556987830Already crushed completely before it existed
>elation isn't even out yetalready have remembrancetroons seething art its existence
>Ashveil is a sub-DPS>literally no one wants to run him that wayWill Hoyo capitulate?
>>556988004>Phainon Nah, the Amphoreus male that did it is Mydei though
>>556988253wow
>>556988253We know Caelus
>>556987570Playable equilibrium path will save the game's balance. Trust the plan
>>556988308>literally no one wants to run himFtfy
>>556987683Why would he intervene when the status quo was ultimately upheld?
>>556987119Maybe I’ll give herta my cum today after all…
>>556988308He's not a sub-dps is he? He's a support. His amp is harmony level and is fairly unconditional.The only problem is that he has nobody to support so he is just being used transitionally as a main dps.
>>556988253
>>556988253Hey, what's that thing on top right?
Why does everyone want to rape fofo?
>>556988498Fuck you I didn't notice
>>556988372What would equilibrium even do?
>>556988161I try...
>>556988253bronya is so lucky...
>>556988498A piece of firewood
>>556988464>he has nobody to supportHe has feifei...