>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>556875957
I love you /erg/Yes, you too Mush and Terr
>>556992618DIE FOUL BEAST
What if ironeye and wylder shot a crossbow on a ski
erg is finished
</3
>>556992941What if I gave Madison a big hug
>>556992796Why? I don't like /erg/
>>556993003I’m also queued but I also see 1/3, huh?
>>556993003you should just queue the bosses you haven't beat yet
>>556993138same shifting earth? idk </3>>556993297i am now
>>556993138it's 2/3 stop capping
>>556993025why do you like her so much
I don't get it...why is this so popular all of a sudden?https://x.com/ShitpostReels/status/2021124475639488726
>>556992796love you too anon
>>556992796excluding trish
>>556993706do you just wanna do duo
>>556993726I'm not entirely sure
>>556994567is that you and sp?
I waited for 10 minutes and then left.
>>556994763retard
>>556994575botted
>>556994915thanks for trying, i'm queued at 1/2 now
have you learned from RVC today?
>>556995107rvc?
>>556995196>he hasn’t learned from rvc
>>556995196Watch RVC
>>556995107What the fuck is RVC why do so many gooks have that shit in their names, is it like a streamer or somethingAlso unrelated but I played with Jewy as a random the other day, he didn't shit talk us but he was laggy as hell
>>556995367you're not an anime girl
>>556995401Brilliant observation
>>556992796Please censor those names, they are brown after all>>556994656based
I don't mind most of 'ouwy's opinions but I don't get why he's so stuck on this whole "they need to fix the dormant RNG" thing. It's a baby roguelike you shouldn't always be able to get exactly what you want.
>>556994972Rude...
>>556995587>avatartroon's meltykino
>>556995367Yeah it's some billibilli streamer or something. Vod link?
>>556995876add her on steam and be her friend
RVC is so cool bros... How is he so smart and good at Nightreign? Heil RVC!!!
erg thoughts on kyedae and tenz breaking up?
>>556995005you can bot bookmarks?
>>556995820They need to have more fun with the game and make more wacky shit
>>556996001>>556996020what the hell
Does erg have thoughts on manta calling me cute earlier
>>556996087what the helly
>>556996203did you clip it? post it
>>556996203I posted my in depth thoughts on Manta last thread. Basically I think she's probably the most retarded person to ever exist on planet earth.
>>556996317link me
>>556995958She doesn't like me
>>556996489why not?
I made all the posts in this thread. I'm feeling lonely.
If your posts goes like greentextkinoknow that I have it filtered
>>556992796Don’t be cringe please neither of those people deserve love and will never get it either>>556994575It’s called botting, anon.
>>556996797I'm pretty sure deviljeet is the one making those posts
>>556996020gen z doesnt know what love is
>>556996797based.terrtroon on suicide watch.>>556995935>>556995587>>556995367you are an anime girl, you do look like this, and you are built for me. fact.
>>556997265bbc pics?
>>556996797i don't think any sane person reads devil's posts in the first place
>tfw can't play because internet isn't workingI am addicteddd to playing with anon ughh...
>>556984883Ok. Have you had a chance yet? I’m still really curious.
>>556997962are you really mexican or is that just a meme
>>556997962cartel must've cut off your town's internet for the day huh
>>556996797post the filter
>>556995367I've been told RVC is a chinese strimmer
>>556998025>>556998025No sir greetings from Bangladesh...
>>556997962ay chihuahua
>>556998494I love miku
for wylder third relic (after balancer slop) the earring or something with night invader on it?
Trish is, indeed, indian
la cucaracha la cucaracha
>>556994784It’s me (saintpump) and extremist, so yeah close enough
>>556998536Dios mio el pollo diablo?!
>>556998682i cant live without grapple+1. maybe you should just go single balancer relic + grapple + invader if you dont have grapple with invader
>>556998682stop using balancer slop
>>556998742cute drawingwish I had an erg friend to draw pictures of me
>d4
DOGGOS (HOTHEAD VERSION) ARE THE WORST FUCKING BOSS IN THIS GAMEI honestly prefer ED Libra than those fucking dogs
>>556999821but they're fun and challenging
>>556999821Why don't you just queue with erg?
>>556999976at depth 5 I meant>>556999927>dodge the attack>ONE FUCKING LITTLE SPARK hits you for either 1KO or no healthyeah fun
>>557000125so you didn't dodge the attack and got punishedget gud
>>557000167Yeah I guess I don't like dodging attacks just to get hit by a particle effect.
>>557000336>Yeah I guess I don't like dodging attacksthen we are finished here, back to normal game
>>557000553>nitpick answerslol but yeah ok, most dishonest boss.I prefer balancers than fucking dogs, because at least the music is fun.
>>556999821>creasytroon melty
>>557000783i dont think fucking dogs is normal
>>557000125We're all depth 5 anon except for like two people If you see someone named "creasy" in the cutscene intro then quickly alt f4 he will grief your game
>>556997962El chupacabra senoir!
Negative effects on relics are such fucking horseshit it's unreal. At this point I don't even blame people for cheated relics.
>>557001136noob
>>556997962post your feet trish
>>557001763kill yourself faggot just hang yourself
>>557001763Trish only shows her feet to girls which is why I have a pic of them and you don’t
>>557002338Double footjob on my cock with trish and this anon
thats a block
even tho trash is a obese brown troon
fuck, sorry about that, dancer's charge timing keeps tripping me up
>>557002724What has had happened
nyames right nyow
>>557001136you know you can get deep relics without downsides? you don't need +4 damage for everything, just use the +2 versions that don't have curses
Sorry wylder gang, my connection just completely shit the bed there. It took a while to get reconnected, and then when I tried to get back into the game, it said the expedition already ended.Hell, I didn't even realize I was disconnected for a good 20-30 seconds. I saw you guys go down to glitchy dancer, and then tried to revive you to no avail.
>>557003012LB type post
>>557002774you talk about obese troons so much it seems like that’s what you like
>>557003217Congrats, you’ve cracked the code. Terr is a known troon chaser and that’s what he hopes is the case.>>556998687You have terr and Trish mixed up.
>>557003217>wishful thinking : the post
just lol
>>557001763erg bitches feet after expeditions
I couldn’t do anything there, the tornado was ontop of me then he did the chomp and stunned me into a lightning strike ontop of me when I got rezzed
>>556998720Don’t mention Turkish people unprompted
>>557004202it's okay i got rezzed to the triple slam point blank near his head, couldn't do anything either
where is practico ... !!!
practicimo... Precisamos derrotar a noite.
>>557004339>>557004390busy dodging hard bosses
>>557004450t. Mush
>>556992618I'm starting a new Dex playthrough where I want to rely more on craftables/consumables and less on magic. What are some especially good ones I should keep my eyes out for? I heard good things about the Lightning Pots, as well as Spark and Uplifting Aromatic.
>>557004958>crafting in shitden ringKEKYPOO!
>>557004945He's right though. Upset?
How come I do better in random queue with Guardian than Wylder?
>>557005792placebo + you don't
>>557005805I look like this but white
>>557006074proof?
>teammate makes dumbass decision>dies multiple times>leavesWhat is the mindset behind this? Why even play the game if all you’re going to do is fuck over anyone you’re playing with?
>>557006237It makes the 2 man redemption run that much more satisfying
gg gigadogsi miss you practice!
>have bad matches>eternal 1/3am I the blocked?
I swear those dogs come out of nowhere and oneshot you through damage reduction at full healthgg on hotdogs sorry for that brainfart
I'm hardstuck d4 am I bad at this game
>>557006460>I miss the laggy queue dodgerweird post>>557006685you would be manta-tier in that case (yes)
>>557006462unless you cheat or intentionally grief, i don't think people here will block you.
>>557006898sure, but if I make a single mistake then get called out lolIts fun, but I am trying to get better
>>557004958https://vocaroo.com/1kSMDV52TP7x
>>557006237just sub-human things.
>>557007046why are you a stupid dumb idiot
even though you have to make multiple mistakes to 3+ bar
>>557007453Don’t bully my lesbian wife
>>557007492hence the trying to get better
>>557007036emotions were high, especially on bad runs so don't mind it much and do better next time.i'm also guilty of not emoting or not pinging when stressful things happen, it'll pass.
>>557006237had D4 Libra run with Wylder and 2Rev. the Wylder dropped immediately after being downed at the first golem fort. we then did the rest of the run as 2Rev and won. probably expected us to die without our melee meatshield, joke's on him
>>557007763ummm wyldjeets???? our response?
>>557005805fap time
>>557007763He probably saw both of your cheated troon relics (like most casters in randoms) and did the honorable thing.
>>557007576>"make a single mistake"keyword: single
>>557007763>ragequitting over a fucking magic fort golemJesus christ. Depth 4 players are something else.
Bros why is Saint so bad at the game
>>557008494were just vibing dawg dont worry about it beastslop is so 2025, were stance break kings now ...
wanna hear my practice impression?gg adel
>>557006237>>557007249They're unable to process their shame in a healthy manner.I know that might sound confusing to people who don't truly feel shame. But trust me, it's very difficult for many people.
>>557008494Wdym I won
>>557008801>>557008832he means saintriot you retarded discordtroon
>>557008862what did sane ryan do now?
>>557008262>sour grapes wyldsaarkek
>>557007453https://vocaroo.com/1f2VnqS340k5
>>557008862You need to calm down holy moly ...It all means so little in the grand scheme of things and I don't want you to open the door to more demonic oppression ...
>>557008862i am the main character (you can literally see im blue in the ss.....)
>>557008923fought bbh at level 6 and they all died>>557009028>discord tranny is upetkino
>>557009387we should do that in erg
>>557009024you're not actually dumb I just wanted to be rude for no reason
>>557008002>>557008984oh no no no exesaars... we lost the narrative... >>557007249Based, easily the most common rage quitters
>>557007249
>>557006237That's the average PvE baby/ganker, they can't process themselves losing
>>557010175oh no no no ironkeks not like this....
I am tired of seeing Beast Claw and Halo Scythe
>>557009387>fought bbh at level 6 and they all diedHe will never reach D5, I think maybe he's the only sorta popular streamer that hasn't
You were level 2 mushpedo
>>557010295beast claw is honest though
deviljeet is probably upset because some black guy impregnated his gf again
>>557010295ok i'll go back to Hoarfrost Stomp and bell like we did pre-DLC, just for you
>>557010882kys ntrfag
>>557010882weird post
terr goes one thread without talking about his love for black penis (impossible) (never happened)
>>557011086ntrGODS rule this website faggot
>>557010324He WILL guardcounter every timeIt WILL miss because he is obsessed with tiny straight swordsHe WILL do it again until he has no staminaAnd then he WILL die and scream into the micAnd I WILL watch it
>>557010882>exejeet upset they got outed as the biggest rage quittersLove to see it
>>557011340>>557010324Is there a reason why he only uses straight swords? Is he trying to make a statement by using offmeta weapons? I just don't understand why he enjoys being a zdps deadweight.
>>557004958kukrisall of the potsround rocks (DLC item)poison stone clumps (you can buy them in Caelid, don't have to farm like the others)the gravity stones are fun but they mainly scale STR/INT so probably not good for a DEX character.bewitching branches are also fun to use
>>557009630https://vocaroo.com/1kHDOnYPXMCO
I wish i was a big enough retard to play with you faggots. I just cant do it though the game is fucking dogshit and you guys suck literal dicks unironically and proudly. You dick sucking fucks ruined games you stinky brown retards i hope you get genocided.
>>557012008Shut up
>>557011767Straight swords have a comfy moveset, maybe? Its more his obsession with zdps guardian that limits him than the straight swords.
>>557011921dumb girls are the cutest
>>557011921what's your native language
>>557011921I think you're a dumb bimbo that is only good for looking pretty and casting spells, 3bar slut
>>557012156you shut up
I miss them both bros...
gg adelfun times
>>557009387I'm not upset I'm worried for your sour, the scoff and mocking only hurts you my trigger man.I need you ready for tribulation ...
>>557012824>LatinosFurTrumpkek
>>557012786>>557012824Stance break kings baby We don't even want the crit its just the principle
>>557012786>>557012824wp bros, redemption from that scuffed ass caligo the other day im so bad at her
>>557012783I miss elnid
>>557006237Ok, after I made this post, I had TWO expeditions where a teammate (chinese in both cases) just fucking left right before the night two bossWhy can’t fromsoft just region ban all of china?
>>557013028why would you not just play with the pw
>>557013009>elnidOldfag knowledge. For me, it's sneeglius (not to be confused with sneedger)
>>557012987It's okay I fucked that one up too I should have brought shards I wasnt thinking when I dumped all my runes
>>557012559There is nothing wrong with being a bimbo! Some of us are just a little slow…
>>557013028>>557013085>>557012783pipe down unc no one cares about these old forgotten ahh players
>>557013224worthless threadzoomie that doesn't play the game
>>557012319This>>557012953Many such cases>>557013224You triggered some gay millenitroon nice work
>>557013271>middle aged jaded balding troonillenial seething at zoomGAWDS delicious
>>557013271You triggered the insecure zoomlets, well done, they have attacked you en masse.
>>557013224>>557013791>>557013904Can someone reply to any of these posts with "sent that freak flying" ? I love that poster
Yay my internet is back. Time to terrorize the queue gamers.
>>557014179>sent that freak flying
>>557013162bimbos are dumb though
>>557012476https://vocaroo.com/185lb4n1FW9n
>>557014179blown xer assholes well done
>>557002970I mean when you get an almost perfect relic, but the negative effects take such a huge shit on it that it becomes useless
>>557011767It's totally just due to him being a sword and board kind of guy. I appreciate the dedication to the gimmick.Shepard is a way more entertaining Nightreign streamer though.
>>557014938>>557011921>>557009024>>557007046There really are cute girls here…….
>>557014938I'm gonna say it's one of swedish/danish/norwegian
>>557013791>>557014179>>557013658Bodied that freak (im the one who came up with this btw the influence I’ve had on this generals speech patterns and lingo is nothing short of legendary)
this thread is dogshit
recycled shartroon speak isn't legendary
Carried a D4 run as GuardianAllies were Ironeye and Recluse and they kept three barring against Balancers, I only got downed onceIf it was ED Balancers we probably would have wiped but man is Guardian great against regular BalancersBird strength
>>557015351you triggered the thread shitter already for some reason
>>557015454you're job as the tank is to NOT let your glass cannon teammates 3bar, i'd say you did a bad job
>>557014916So what if we’re dumb we’re cute!!!
>>557015738I can't do anything about them dying, but I can revive themI was tanking the main one and a couple others like 75% of the fight anywayThat's just how it goes when you're playing the hardest class in the game and gotta carry some noobs
>>557015950My issue with birds is they run the "guarding draws aggro" and think they have everything under control staying like that, when as dps you draw aggro anyway so they just end up doing less damage
>>557015939I love bimbos. I want to headpat and call them good girl
>>557015939bimbos are not cute by definition, but they are hot>>557016050before, during, or after fucking them?
>>557015003never thought i'd ever see a shugo chara x elden ring collab but here we are... cute prince miqueller.
lurking erg is a very good motivation booster
>>557016219before and after but not during
for me it's ender
>>557016048I don't even run that, I think it's always been shitty in souls gamesHaving the pulses on guarding seems to help a lot since you're constantly attacking the enemy that way so they stay on you
>>557016468Why
For only having 60 hours yendragon is pretty good...
motivation to inject estrogen and attend a voice training course
>>557016668alt
>>557016680cringe
>>557016668stop duoing with her, I want to play with her too
>>557016680why would being here make you want to do this?
>>557016809i mean look at the cute girls here
>>557016660that's mushpedo trying to force thread personality cringe
>>557016668>what are alt accountsretarded latinx
>>557014815>practice jobbing as usual
oh my god bugbros
>>557017280>1hp leftwe got too cockyHonestly that was it.
>>557017350I was phoning it in and didn't expect that last turn with the buglasersso dumb, sorry lol
>>557017104Only speak when spoken too, retard>>557016468Answer the question. Why?
>>557017472I'll reply to whoever I want, and there's nothing you can do about it. I already answered your question, retard.
>>557014603Putting 4 white babies in trish!
I MISS MADISON
>>557018103retard
>>557018195I'm not doing this again
>>557016660
>>557018103text her
zuk it up uh uh maddy it up uh uh
>>557017138yes yes everyone is an alt schizofriend
>>557016283Nobody knows what that is but it is a cute Mickey >>557018027Now you’re speaking her language muchacho!!!
>>557016668>appears right when terr leavesits his post-HRT alt. make sure not to deadname her any more.
xhe thinks someone with 50 hours first thought is to search for this shithole
>>557018258How? I don't have her phone number
>>557016680If you’re being sincere, then congrats! The first step is hard. It’s been so many years since I started and I’ve never regretted it.
>2 back to back expeditions where a Raider carries me in D5I have fallen and I can't get up
>>557018543theres no way someone with 50 hours wouldn't be floorhugging at d5 right?
>>557016668>>557018232you’re really being risky and sexy right now… dial it back…
>>557018605>>557018230>>557018103Just leave her alone lil bro she’s busy tending to this Alabaster Pole
>>557018157That’s a cute Revy but that’s clearly the Bloodletter which is a weapon too cool for NR and doesn’t exist in it
>>557019356That's clearly a bloodied great stars snoy-cuck anon...
aww man just lil goatggI forgot to record me one shotting the royal rev in the sewer with 1 charged r2
gg smol goat>>557019779I was buffing you with my "skill buffs allies" for moar big damage aren't I cool??? also lucky it was royal knights resolve! it's almost always determination>>557018027anon wants to have babies so bad..
>>557020057>anon wants to have babies so badNo, I just want to sex and BLEACH as many brown girls as possible.
>>557020057ty erg girlalso I think we landed the analyse -60% defense for 1 hit with my rkr 1 time
>>557019590>sour grapes obsession meltyKeep going
>>557020214bonk..
>>557020204based
for me it's venomousnemesis...
>>557020204Not raising a happy /erg/ family?!
>>557018605you think about her every day and you never asked for a point of contact? girls don't like passive boys that wait for life to happen to them
>>557020984me on the leftyendragon on the right
quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>557021020She wouldn't give her number to me even if I asked for it
>>557021251did you make an effort to get to know her and to also let her know your personal side? were you normal about it and didn't act like a freak?
>>557021189but i am le q
>>557017242but practice is better than you
>>557021580you're beautiful
>>557021486>>557021251>>557021020>>557018605Can you shut up? This is not your cringe faggot support group.
>>557021650hey no slur here, be nice to other people
>>557021251you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>557020204>>557020984Hot and canon
>>557021717nta, but kindly, you're a fucking faggot idiot
>>557021486>did you make an effort to get to know her and to also let her know your personal side?Yes>were you normal about it and didn't act like a freak?Opinions may differ on this
>>557020984>Not raising a happy /erg/ familyNope. Dark girls are for the kinky stuff, and the wholesome family stuff is for Duchess.
>>557015285hmm! did we play together before?
>>557021607>practice third person delulu postkek
>>557022303He doesn't speak english in the thread, but you already knew that
gg adel
>>557020214No one asked
gg griefbow adel
>>557022740you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Baby adel rekt gg
>>557022635>More third person falseflag attempts I think you should pipe down B tiertice
>>557022908Do you have any evidence that’s him?
>wylder spams pings the entire matchThat's a quit mid day 2 for me.
>>556992618Is this Iosefka? Who is this?
>>557023434He doesn't because I'm Extremist and Ill defend Practice over stinky thread shit talkers anyday
>>556995367Man I miss this anime. Good times and good memories.
>>557021740The problem is you miss 100% of the shots you do take too
>>556998494>>556998798made for rin cock
>>557023434Why are you talking about yourself in third person, queue dodgetice?>>557023639>birdjeetopinion safely discarded
>>557014603Sex with thick ghost girls
>>557023824coward
>>557023957I asked you a simple question and you bust out these boogeyman accusations. The answer is no I can only assume. Good to know. >>557023639Seems to be the case.
>>557023957nigga you have demons, I hope you find deliverance unironically, I'll pray for you
>>557023639I'm pretty sure thats some chinese you're defending
>>557024236>serial queue dodger is tripling down on the falseflagYou have zero credibility dude. >>557024353>desertcult speak
>>557024618>terr left and now practice is your new targetwhat is the matter with you mr threadschizo? go get some help
I’m bored of you arguing with each other, kiss or something
>>557024710>nooo stop nooticing my dishonest behavior No, I don't think I will dodgetice.
>>557024618Present some evidence or fuck off this is embarrassing for you and everyone who has to watch you do this to yourself
GGs Dogs.
>>557025446it was bg because it was cold dogs
>>557022231no? I don't know
GG harpy ladies
thread aint the same without his 'tism
>>557025407You seem upset because your own behavior has attracted criticism. Do better.
>>557025632who
>>557025658>still nothing of substance to say or add>self narrating what xhe’s doing and what’s happening to xher Raped behavior. Last (You), faggot.
>>557026672>So irritated and upset that his little third-person deflection was exposed he decided to throw in the towel and rage quitI accept your concession. You should queue dodge less, by the way, it's in poor taste.
>>557025558so yes?
>>557027161was my guess correct?
>>557027306I was just wondering why you'd make that guess!
>>557020984>>557022169Yup yup Trukes
>>557027601Stop posting this
>>557027542that's just what your accent sounds like to me
>>557027601it makes such silly little mouth movements I like seeing it
>>557027654none of those are my native tongue anyway
>>557027779are you finnish?
>>557018412>underage brownoid can't put two and two together makes sense
>>557027601this is what halosloppers look like
putrid dogshit thread
>>557028297improve it then
>>557028334Ok! *Hits you*
>>557028334
After hundreds of hours of playing and testing builds I've concluded that nothing matters except physical attack +4.
gg bugs chill run for me to go to bed, hollows twice in a row, nice
>>557028545ggs although we really should have done the night invader before going for the dog raid which is extra aids on the crystal map
>>557028545Why does tinpo never have 6th sense at the end of each run?
>>557028689you get some ult charge when you use it
>>557028534I run one affi2 on wylder
>>557028689If I have it and it's a crazy run I'll just let it burn while we're raping the boss. Name?
>>557028689i'm a z tier shitter
>>557028689passives exist to be used
gg dreg, sucks when you clear 70% of the map but never find a single negation item, and then the vendors sell no uplifting, AND the shelter has no bubble.
Geegees Dreglord. Hard fought but we did it. Those mid combo target swaps were nutty.
>>557028641hmmm the crystal placement was a bit unfortunate and i forgor>>557028689>>557028746this so much!
I should start buying the perfumes again. KEK.
>>557029082Our ironeye was trolling us with an LL item kek, though im not sure how much difference a +6 makes, its still extremely questionable to be using such an item on anything but libra
>>557028818>>557029005>shitter cope
>>557029289Yeah. That's what you're doing right now
>>557029231I had an ironeye do that 2 matches ago. I don't ge
Hello again anons, anyone in the queue? I'd like to squeeze in a few games tonight before I get too tired.
>>557029231Yeah I really shoulda dropped that, I just kept finding literally nothing but guard up passives. That was a birb run (if I ever played birb)
>>557029385I wanna sleep on her chest pillows
i'm queued
>>557029648Why?
>>557029789I love nightreign
>>557029310>troon meltykino
UGGGH. I rarely ever have to deal with dodgers when playing with randoms. But on /erg/, every third match is a dodge.
>>557029847I'm a girl
give me a quick rundown of how to run Elden Ring: Convergence on my pirated copy. I already removed the bit in the launcher where it checks for a steam account but it's still not launching.
>>557029943Tinpo is a girl?
>>557030274all the instructions are on nexus mods
>>557029385I wan't squeeze my BWC between your tits
>>557030397esl
>>557030397you are definitely not white, rajesh
>>557028545Hollows is a shit map, and you are a false Ironeye, don't use that gesture, you sissy
even though all ironeye mains are sissies
>>557030597everyone calls ranged characters sissies in the other games I play too
Cute brown girls with gocks are made for cute white girls with gocks
another day ends and no cute erg bf
>>557030685are you a girl?
>>557030685mushtroon self report
it's 6:30pm
>>557030685no I am a fat balding hairy pakistani mulla
>taking sneed increases chuck
>>557031038unfunny 4cuck "humor"
Pffft haha haha! Nah bro, sometimes you can just laugh about how bad the run is.
GGs guys. Grafted Dragon kind of annihilates the bugs I see...
thanks for dodging maris practice i hate that fight too
kway lost o algo
>>557030352do I need the game files in a specific location? all it says is don't install the mod inside the elden ring folder itself
Maris is chill but I guess we can skip it.
>>557031514im surprised that guy got hit ontop of the totem since normally jumping dodges that attack
>>557018724>>557016680Wtf, I thought you guys were joking when you said there's unironic trannies here.
>>557031514cute sissy panic rolls
>>557031774are you new here? this was known for months
>>557031514>>557031754>Helen tanked that btwRevenant Upscale>>557031823it is what it is
>>557031905>>557031514wyldsaars....
>>557031774>>557016680After playing so much Nightreign, this got recommended in my youtube feed wtf
Can't sleep, so le queued
>>557031754It's amazing how useless that pillar is. The game designers couldn't even give it the ability to guard against ground quake attacks.
trans rights are human rights :3
kissing trans girls
Geegees Balancers. Finally got my chance to be the one to take her down before she drops the spear nuke.
>>557032841>>55703285441%
>>557032865gg wish it was ed balancers
>>557032865>>557032984gg dreglord always nice when i find a parry implement that i can actually keep, although i didn't really get much of a chance with how fast that was lol
>>557032903this is a woke general now you're not welcome here incel
>Zorban starts griefing on stream>His numbers drop to a monthly lowYou get what you fucking deserve
>>557033283I asked I care
>no sixth sense of normal Balancerslol shitter
>>557033402Normal balancers is super hard as melee
did i miss the queue
No one queued?
>>557033649>>557033651eating breakfast
sry adel is too hard for me
Nice Caligo kill. Fire and flames and all that...>>557033649>>557033651Both of you queue right now and we'll have enough for a game!
>>557033745do you look like that?
>>557033830Yes!
>>557033976okay im queued
>>557034068low value simp
>>557034109maybe she'll have sex with me if I carry her...
>>557033651I've been queued for the last 20-some minutes.
>>557034150You don't have to carry her for that
>the blocked is queueugh
>>557034169>>557034068Names? For the unblock list, of course.
>>557034518terr
What if wylder made pita bread in a maid dress
>>557035113Mush
>>557035113>>557035152fujo's have to be stopped
>>557034653he unistalled, get better material blockedtroon
Nice try bugboys. Recluse, don't waste time/fp casting Rykard's rancor, it's a horrible spell. You would be better off spamming moons or casting that night comet on your blue staff than RR.
it's so difficult to find window to do anything at all when situation like that happens in bug, sorry guys nt
Oof everdark bugs are way too punishing for such a drawn out fight. Apologies for getting downed like that...>>557033976Please don't reply pretending to be me. It's strange.
>dodging caligothats nuts
>>557036335>>557036321>>557036317shitters, the lot of you
how did you dodge and requeue that fast
>avatartroons get BTFO by one of the easiest bossesclassic
>>557036335so, do you look like that or not?
Damn redditdahns gbow is actually comfy on big bosses, never really gave it the time of day.
>>557036465no obviously that's a skinnyfat bangladeshi man
>>557036396Post your 150+ game winstreak. a vod of you no hitting ED Balancers with only Wylder's shield and your fist, a screencap of your finances showing you make over 100k a year, and lastly do it all with no relics.
>>557036465She does!
>>557036616>shitter avatarfag meltykino
>>557036616You seem upset
Odd I queueEven I nap
gg noklateo
sorry for jobbing, that puddle heal was funny
gg ed balancers whew that was a close oneunfortunate you got left behind in nok tinpo, but even if it cost a level duping my negation fists was totally worth it
phew. gg big bug. I'm just glad I didn't job to it.Sorry about disconnecting mid game. My connection does that every few hours at random.
>mushjeet mid-prattling pate and no sixth sense kekky
>>557038908yeah thank you shifty
>>557039009He has taken the sole responsibility of repopulating /erg/
>>557040107Fortunately, he is a eunuch, so that won't be happening.
>>557040107even doe that's tyrone's job
Mush is one of the ergites I enjoy playing with the mostidk why you tards shit on him so much, most likely ydptg
>>557040549Shut up mushjeeta don't talk about yourself
>>557040549only dsg says ergites, normal people just say ergs or anons
gg regular horse
>>557040581of course the game I'm stacked up to my neck with damage negations, is the game we fight only base fulghor.
>>557041086what about ergies or ergiyogis
>>557041190Oops, didn't mean to reply to the schizo. Ignore that.
>Oops, didn't mean to reply to the schizo. Ignore that.
Everyone falls to the curryscentedknight
>>557041567cute
>>557040549>third person copekek
>>557041567cringe*
>>557040549mush, tide and gremlin are good support wylders but it's always creepy when they prattling pate me with the "You're beautiful"... I wish they would stop...
>>557042960Wyldmen are dpschads though
i wonder why you didn't dodge balancer this time
>>557042960I like how you know that Devilgawd and Pepearyan are gawdlike dpsbvlls, good girl...
>>557042960i never use prattling pates
Ggs>>557043018Just take it as a compliment, I guess.>>557043163strange bloke
>>557041567>>557042960I have no problem doing a fancy spin for him if he did well during the run, everyone has their quirks and I find that one endearing evenmuch better than being a motionless bot and staring into the distance after a win (for example)
>>557043163I see devil as more of an ironsissy but yeah, pepe is a dpswylder
Least obvious tidejeet cope post
>>557043370It's called being stoic and enigmatic
>pepe dps
>>557040549Mush is brutally average bordering on dogshit
>>557043716Well that's just straight up not true and no one who regularly plays with erg would ever day this.
>>557043716average for erg maybeanyway you don't have to be quoppp tier, this is a coop PvE game and being able to look out for your team mates is what I value most
It's really lame when a blood balancer does the triple dive move while other balancers are running and screaming at you
>>557043985quoppp?
>>557043163I think Pepe is the worst wylder in this general since he does no dps, isn't a team player and he tries to do the terrtism stare but he's not good enough to make it work and then he has melties in the thread over the most minor things and his spergouts are quite something
>>557044438holy trvke
>>557018289What does this mean?
Is it just a thing for wylder and ironeye spammers to gossip about eachother? Why dont other character spammers gossip as much? You never see dutchess/recluse/rev mains bickering at eachother.
>>557044780Girls are nice and kind and empathetic that's why
you're not white mushjeeta stop posting about your own jeeter ass
>>557044806Girls are usually the most likely to gossip, are you suggesting all wylder and ironeye spammers are women? I think you may be on to something anon...
>>557044780Executor and Wylders are always at war over who has more aura. Executor wins that fight with boys and wylders with girls. That's why all the /erg/ girls want to muck fush.
>>557044885CURSE YOU FUJOS I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
>>557045009terr gets all the boys...
>>557045009>That's why all the /erg/ girls want to muck fushSaid no one ever mushjeet
>>557044780There's nothing a woman hates more than other women who are prettier or more popular than themselves. Everyone here is male though.
>>557044780Wylders all have protagonist syndrome and think they're the better wylderIroneyes don't gossip because we only have 1 or 2 Ironeye mainsDuchesss don't need to fight because they're all playing a broken character, unless that drugfag is involved then they shit up the thread for hoursRecluse mains are all bad and know it so they can't say anything out of fear of clapback. Skorvan is exempt from this as the only good Recluse.Revenants are funposters
>>557045101Have you not seen how much tsun most anons are for him?
>>557027890There’s only one brown here squatting in Finland and xhis name rhymes with slur.>>557027601Continue posting this and making these posts.
>>557045172Clumsy is the best Recluse though
>>557044156Some mid mixed mutt that is properly talking about themselves in third person
what's with youtubers and STR respec duchess, it's so prevalent
>>557030397Most obvious falseflag on the planet>>557029815Get better taste
>>557045267Stop watching youtubers, just watch sane ryan or napstarf
>>557045267They're slow on the meta, erg's duchessies were playing it ahead of the curve
dog?
>>557045220>>557045297qrd?
>>557045145They don't want their /erg/ reputation to be ruined so they have to say that. Almost every feminine anon here has twirled to him. Multiple webms have been documented on this, imagine how higher the count truly is.
>>557045423what is he focused on
>>557045423Too easy. Thank goodness it was only base dogs.
>>557045473bosses like augur and adel
>>557045462This is embaressing dude, I can see why you're a lolcow in multiple threads now.
>>557045462I doubt that, we only have confirmation that 3bardoll twirled
>>557045592What other threads is he a lolcow in
>>557045473himself, self improvement
>>557045009exejeets already lost that war due to jestermaxxing and getting aura-mogged. A sad casualty occurred when one of their officers, known as 'terrjeet' surrendered, and perma rage quit. Sad, but true. It was a necessary spiritual and racial war.
>>557045462>>557045101>>557045009>>557044885oh, it's the raped...
>>557045726The English language has fallen so far
>>557045704/mgh/>>557045473He's esl and brown and tried to make a funny "focus M' but failed
>>557045592>embaressing
>>557045726>talking about aura>posting himself failing the after-kill emote KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557045592esl moment.
>>557045826Metal gear?!
>>557045795Forgive him my friend, he suffers from a terminal disease of being AI.
>executors and wylders fighting over who gets to be third placewhy not just play ironeye/duchess?
>>557045726>incomprehensible schizo babble>webming a pve kill>darkness wylderWho else but our resident lolcow devilsaar
>>557045793but I'm not Madison
>>557046239you seem upset lolcow terrsaar
>>557045895>>557046239>this baited and upset kino
>ironeye meltyHey we got another 200 posts before you can start this shit.
>mass reply anon is early uh oh
any queuers?
>>557030803In Pakistan yes. Keep it to yourself Sukhdeep. >>557034256Yes, he does. Even then she’s still not going to do it because that’s not how this works.>>557031379YWNBAS.
>>557047391Shut the fuck up terr you brown maggot no one loves you now get back in containment before I grab the tire iron
>>557045795Everything he said remains true, like it or not.>>557045101That’s all he can ever hope to get, hence why he asks for “gock” like in >>557030680.
>>557041567I miss 3bar doll.
>>557045224>clumsy>best at anythingKEKAROO
>>557044780>>557044885You’re either new or retarded. Ironeyes make up like 2 or 3 posters here and rarely take part in any arguing accordingly. The only shitflinging that goes on is one sided and instigated by terr who’s an executor main and adds ‘jeet’ at the end of everything, everything else is downstream from that and other character players firing back at him.
gg dingle
>>557044438least obvious trishtinx melty post
>>557045145got that samefagging jeet ass doing more shameless self namedrops, the post that raped that mushjeet freak
gg heolster
>>557043519>>557030685>>557041406>>557041224>>557040394>>557033085>>557032301>>557030597>>557047532Why is it that this creature always shits up the thread especially hard around this time with this nonsense? What level of subhumanity is correlated with this time zone?
>no sixth sense vs heolstor in 2026duotroon cringe
>>557043338>>557045726he's so cool...
>>557048459>terrjeeta mass reply meltykino
>he's still goingWhat triggered deviljeet today?
Don't conflate me with mass reply anon please
>>557048838he hasn't been the same since terr left
left poster won...
>>557048459Struck a nerve with the brown creature known as terrjeeta he’s projecting his state of being as always nice work
>>557048963terr is the Sasuke to his Naruto...
>>557049048>>557048459least obvious terrtroon samefag
Naruto won
terr come back and take your hubby home
>>557049286>>557048993>>557048662Stop talking about yourself in third person obnoxious third world faggot
>>557049384>>557049286>>557049048classic terrcow double agent psyop
wait does terr really think people believe he left this general how deluded can you be lol
>>557049286>>557048662>>557047532These are the posts that triggered the brown troon known as terr and made xher cry profusely well done we are all proud of you keep doing what you do best
>>557033283Do you think they're going to talk about erg in the zorban summoning salt video?
>>557049682The what now?
GG Dreglord :DI'm incredibly happy. Thank you for the full HP damage negation. I wouldn't have lasted as long as I did without it.
>>557049829GG Dreglord.I'm incredibly unhappy. No damage negation lel.
>>557049682this is yys isn't it
>>557049874You did well without it. He was really spazzing. Could hardly get an attack in through all the attack spam.
>>557049829ggs, good job for staying alive, sorry for downing that was extremely laggy
>>557033283you can't grief randosA 0 bar colossal weapon duchess is better than a 13 bar cheat engine beastslopper
So many laggy Dregnerd matches recently...
>>557050105most of first worlders left...laggers remain
>>557049630>>557049497Obnoxious thread shitting faggot
Very fine work today. 6 straight wins. 5 of them with /erg/.I've only ever gotten a win streak of 6 before.(in depths) So if I can win the next game, then I'll have beaten my score. But I'm calling it a day. Going out on a high note.>>557049983>>557050105It was fine on my end. The only lag for me, was when we encountered the ulcerated tree spirit. It started stretching across the room all glitchy, and then suddenly someone was down. Very bizarre. But it passed quickly.
does D3 have mystery niggas?
>>557050512>translation: i was carried by better players and im a deadweight otherwise
gg
gg gigadel
>>557051306>gigadelshittycuck finally lost xis marbles
im hardstuck depth 2 because my teamates keep leaving when I dont do EXACTLY what they want.I cant even hit up a church on the way to where they want me to go without one of them chimping out and leaving
>>557050512>>557050714I'm deadweight myself and still managed a 29 win streak in depths with ergthe carrying abilities of this gennie are unmatched
>>557051390I am d3
>>557051390>deltatroonDeserved
>>557051468who is the carrier?
>>557051790Ytlaire
erg it up uh uh dsg it up uh uh
>>557051760y-you dont mean that!
>>557051790Practice Test
>>557051846brony "3 bars to UTS" laire? in your dreams maybe fag
>>557051390couldnt pick a more trooner image even if i tried
>>557052014I was limit testing.
>>557051790it's everyone really, I've won games with what you guys consider absolute nightmare lobbies in the great hollow or vs hard nightlordserg is much, much better than randos on average
>>557051863I 100% do now go back tranny we don't want you here
>>557051790devilchad and ccarry have the highest winstreaks so if they're both in your game it's a free win
>we
>>557052139pretty much, i've won games of ed balancers with trish and belan and i'm no carrier according to ergtheres no real carrying going on for the most part
>>557052095>bronytroon meltykek>>557052168got his ass>>557052203>deviljeet>duofag and cheaterxhe is the biggest fraud next to practinx doebeit
>>557052139also on the other hand I've wiped night 1 with the strongest players ITT, sometimes the game is too laggy or shit just happensI think uncertainty is one of the most addicting features of this game
gg ED caligo got smoked, can't believe the shop sold 2 skill attack weapons in a game where we all went double balancers lmao
I miss Bryn
>>557053057>>557012783where's the players who left you miss most tier list?
>>557013224>>557053183
Here's my drama drop for the thread:Practice has never dodged a single boss in my (marz) games. Even when there was a guardian picked for the dogs, which is dodge worthy in rando que imo. No offence to our resident guardian but it is what it is! If you were arguing about the topic previously, just know it wasn't with me.I will also play a few games in a bit if there's activity
>>557053183poopabenhartlerosycjszemdorkslayer
>>557053183>players who left you miss most>S TIERshitmasknezukgrassnoxtekio
>>557053332i can queue but you'll need to carry a deadweight
>>557053332Practice definitely dodged balancers. But I also did some balancers with him.So I think he just dodge because balancers are too frequent and fighting them 3 times in a row is boring.
>>5570534813/3, let's see then lol
>>557051372>>557051760>>557051849>>557052421>>557053352>>557053459anyone here fluent in troonese? can someone translate these posts?
>>557053662i got in lets go
>>557053459>gr***no one liked playing with that laggy tryhard crossdresser faggot
>>557032865>>557029082is this game any good or what
>>557053663Those are posts made by our resident dalit only he understands his archaic third world language
>>557053352>>557053459all of those were annoying faggots
>>557053802just gank him
>>557032865Skorvjeet posting the latest gachaslop, what a goy cattle
Know that if your post goes like"YOU SEEM UPSET"or>greentext"kino"I have it filtered, you're gonna have to try harder than the pre canned responses meta to troll
>>557053882>gachanope>>557054123oldfag larp award
>>557053332marz unblock me why tf did you block me
>>557054792I've never even ever talked to you
>>557053882OG God of War? Absolutely
>>557053332He's only dodged balancers in my experience, often several times in a rowI'll queue in a bit too once i'm done farming in hd2
Anything practice does is pure conjecture for all we know he doesn't even speak in english
>>557054481Terrtroons… he has you filtered… your response…???
What if darkness wylder was a girl
>>557055132His steam profile seems kinda english coded tho, he has that Dr.Pavel from the batman movie pfp and a bunch of english names as previous handles
I'm flirting with an erg boy... why am I such a slut...
>>557055382No one from the 1st world has that kind of internet and they wouldn't throttle it on purpose for a pve game
>>557055539stfu trish
>>557055579>No one from the 1st world has that kind of internet and they wouldn't throttle it on purpose for a pve gameEven tho a lot of countries have more upload speed than americunts
>>557055539kill yourself you worthless incessant faggot
>>557055708According to some lists, fucking palestein has faster internet than the USA lmao
>>557055684>>557055840you sound literally upset and i'm not trish
>>557055938Same thing in pvp back in base game, people would assume just because someone isn't american/yuro they're laggy, buddy your country has shit net, you don't even know
>>557055708>>557055938>>557056092
bg
i forgot my siluria hihi mb
freak status: flying
>>557055957you're not fooling anyone latinx
Start of another day and today I will get ender to be my bf
was reading hentai and the artist was named ter and it reminded me of this place
>>557056412didn't you uninstall please just leave, there's only one person that uses those retarded words
gg dreggy thanks for the carry.as always, the glintstone kris is my guiding moonlight.
>>557056710gg dreggy everyone pulled their weight so I don't think anyone got carried this, also this one braincell CR2, CR2, CR2, CR2 build is surprisingly fun.
>>557055539I'm going to make a vocaroo later where I call you mega cringe
>>557056527>trishtinx melty nice
>>557056494>>557056963>>557056356>>557055840>>557055684>>557055539please cease your perpetual thread shitting you are really fucking annoying
>>557056963filtered>>557056958Oh please do
>>557056710>>557056839yeah there was no carries really kekI forgot we already killed the invaders with the morgot chaos and all
>>557055382That doesn’t mean anything. The entire world is in the English/western linguistic/cultural sphere, of course they’re going to adopt and pick up a few things here and there.>>557055708>>557055938I mean thats doubtless the case for some states, I doubt it’s true for all of them.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa balancers first thing when I queue aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What made you decide to transition? I need some motivation to finally take the leap
avatarfagging from a game he didn't play awardsmelliest brown tourist awardmost annoying faggot award
>>557057206yeah i was so confused when he fucked off only to reappear as we were passing through that tight little hallway, that was funny.
>>557057464uninstalled the game and still shits up the thread award
>>557057206does the fully stacked suncatcher swipe count as a skill attack for your balancers?>>557057505yeah I think he did the teleport dunk and ended up on the roof so he lost us until we went back outside
>>557057464>>557057627keep this to your discord please
>>557057464bodied that freak well done >>557057674yes
>>557057627terrtroons this applies directly to us please come up with a rebuttal or admit defeat
>>557057674The charged suncatcher gets buffed by skill attack power, from both items and relics.
>>557058146She did that just to attentionwhore pfftt
>>557058143>>557058302thought so ty
Will the zesty xisters please keep it in the 'cord?
will the real terrjeeter please stand up
>>557055539It’s nice isn’t it? Our boys are extra cute. And being a slut is the best. There are so many cuties out there that need to be doted on and drained…and once we suck them all dry we will have enough cum to complete the ritual…
>>557059287Trvth nvke
streak of posts so shitty it killed the general
>>557055539name? for the cumdumpster list?
gg bouncers, massive wizard damage you love to see it
>>557060089terr (forma de uninstalled but still shit up the thread)
>>557060089That’s yendragon
terr would die irl and still somehow shit up the thread
que por favor
>>557061826everyone knows he has paid enough pakistani kids to do this for the next 20 years
>>557059385>>557059287Hot
>>557061826>>557062053>>557058625>>557058146>>557057627
This could be us but you don't want to queue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFFC2eiaL-k
>>557062830bend over
>>557062830i'm playing helldivers 2 for a bit, even i need breaks
Yeah I think they should remove non-ED bosses from 9000 onwards.
>>557063408they should just buff their hp. adel's for example needs to be doubled or tripled
>>557063636Just unequip your relic and use your starting weapon if the only thing that you are worrying about is doing too much damage.There, problem solved.
Im almost 40 and every time i go out i get sexually assaulted by under age people please give advice im sick of being a victim
>penalty waived because both randoms left (reported, blocked)>-100 pointsstop playing night reign thanks.
>>557063298You picked one of the worst choices ever>>557055180I would breed her with my babies like I do every girl
>>557063408Yeah and I think they should remove ED bosses from depths and made normals tougher
>>557062830>not picking utmost strenghtydbtg
next ragequit i'm just turning the game off by the way, i have brooked thee patience enough.
gg maris ow nae nae dont kick me qwq
fuck it, we slop gg
>>557065420>>557065398By the way the part with the triple balancer ironeye bows at the start was hilarious lmao, even if some outliers are broken I'm glad they gave us a new playstyle
This game sucks dick
>>557065398Oh god I would drag my balls across a mile of broken glass for Duchess to kick me with those heels.
>>557065724She's so hot... I like how the Darkness skin makes a heel noise when she walks, clack clack clack clack... could listen to it all day
>>557065632Yeah I got baited by my bow with the aimed shots do scarlet rot, its dogshit takes so many shots to rot them when enchanted arrow does like 500+ damage per shot
>>557065868You tell us about your agp training all the time anon.
>>557065897Yeahhh the buildup on those special effects doesn't scale and it's really low, must be only like 30... bow weapon arts with balancers are pretty underrated
>>557065398Got a double kino for recluse and rev wooho
>>557066453GIB ME!
>>557066698I like lightning spear more than beast claw it's more SOVL, and a lot of enemies are lightning weak
>>557066813Oh god, almost lmao
>>557066813They need to nerf continuous hp loss, it's an uninteractive brick in an unfun way... you find something decent and instantly scrap it. They could make it so you lost hp per second on a cooldown when you got hit or smth
Im not called revenant anymore now you must call me Reverend Paws!
>>557066813
>>557066813its fine,.the ED Maris regen would cancel it out
>>557067161It doesn't matter what they do in the current system, it needs to be reworked entirelyDebuffs should be linked to specific buffs, not randomly applied to any buff. Something like cont. hp loss or Death buildup on hit needs to give a guaranteed super strong buff like phys +6 or affinity +4 which is unique to cont. hp loss/death on hit etc
>'26>still no frog characterdogshit game
>>557067535The entire relic system is a nonsensical mess, like why on earth did they make magma shot and wrath of gold a possible starting spell when there are no relic lines in the game that buff those spell schools? It's utterly retarded and shows that they stopping giving a shit somewhere along the development cycle.
>>557067773Libra has basilisk eyes tho? I always wondered what's up with thatPic not related just a whimsical shifty
>>557066843It feels nice when you realize the non-charged spear doesn't trigger dodges. You get a sniper and a railgun depending on which mode you want. Beast claw makes me believe the strev memes and I die so I don't like it.
>>557067820>like why on earth did they make magma shot and wrath of gold a possible starting spell when there are no relic lines in the game that buff those spell schools?Because of the magma talisman anon... trust the cope plan
>>557067975Basilisks aren't frogs>>557067773you can wear a frog mask and larp as a frog person in elden ring 2022
>>557067820Its like that for any card game or any gacha game, there needs to be absolute duds so the legendary giga rare stuff can feel even better. Modern gaming are all casino-lites. all part of the aftereffects of Epstein creating the ecosystem of microtransactions and lootboxes in games to accustom children into the economy.
>>557067773
>>557067820The issue is they work on a normalized stats system and there is no clean 1:1 way to normalize what magic does and what melee does. The system is going to break down when you start digging into it or trying to normalize things that aren't normal.
>>557068136Holy that incants+2 with cult is insane... jelly..like Ive said before I think beast claw literally works wrong, every other beast incant works better if you shotgun it, i.e pocket sand and gurranqs claw, while beast claw does the full damage on every slice for some reason?That'd be a good nerf
you know this game is done when you win and are still pissed off, because randoms, always randoms. and rng drops, and relic gacha. just put seemless for elden on consoles, im over this.
>>557068670>consoypeasant rage
>>557068136>It feels nice when you realize the non-charged spear doesn't trigger dodges. You get a sniper and a railgun depending on which mode you want. Also didn't know they don't input read like that, nice tip
Suck
>>557063408They should merge both non-ED and ED phases. For example when you kill small adel he turns into big adel.>inb4 that would make fights way too longThat's the point.
>>557052421>duofag Got my higher streak without duo queueing>cheaterRNGlet seethe*Next cope?
>>557068668Look at you posting slutty images. Proud of you.
>>557052389>pretty much, i've won games of ed balancers with trish and belan and i'm no carrier according to ergy-you too... i'm not that heavy aren't i...
>>557069913Thanks mom
Even doe I don't have high winstreaks because I'm constantly trying out fun/offmeta builds because I'm not a metaslave IN A PVE GAME
>>557070224Of course sweetie <3
>>557054481>translation: I am upset and gt bothered by free speech Sounds like they won tbqh
>>557053332>le anecdote I've caught him multiple times, stop the cope.
>>557049682you didn't answer my question >>557049779slut , what is this "summoning salt video" ?
>>557068967>obsessed pcuckold melty
>>557070371Translation: I am a mid-tier and this is my cope*
>>557069365This is one weird fucking image.>>557067975They’re goat eyes dummy.
>>557070604Hngg I love you mommy *humps you*
>>557067183CUUUUUTTTTEEEEEE!!!!! *gives her a litter of a dozen pups*
toot toot doggy
>>557070805It's literally not free speech if it's a precanned meme response
>>557070604Show boobs
>>557072014The Jews took this away from me btw
>>557072014>no pocketwatchjust like the average duchess player, never presses restage
>>557072014Yeah...
>>557071754They are choosing to use those supposed "pre-canned meme responses", " which is free speech by definition. It's ok you got triggered, and they won.
>>557072484Yes they won me not reading those posts ever again
>>557070805I personally think schizos shouldn't be allowed to speak
>>557072553They are calling it the most raped post iit so far
>>557068136bestials dont scale with str in nr
>>557072654>Instant rape analogiesWill indians ever stop shitting up this thread
>>557067183I thought she got cancelled for hating black people
>>557065709thanks for stating the obvious Sherlock, we never could have deduced this without you
>>557053332he has dodged balancers multiple times for me
>>557072730>homosexual wishful thinking about literal rape and not meta-cultural rape When will homos stop pozzing the thread o algo
>>557073004Stop talking about yourself
>>557073087>resorts to the 'precanned response' xhe oh so valiantly opposes Freak status:: bodied
>>557072995maybe he's dodging you because he thinks you can't handle balancers
>>557073330Go uninstall the game again or smth
in q for a couple runs
>>557073426>Now thinks I'm xher boogeymanI was joking about the whole mindraped thing, but this is genuinely sad.
>>557073612Only 1 person is stupid enough to use the words you do
>>557073401ok?im an S tier and I dont dodge z tiers like extremist. just play the game out, who cares
>>557072703You notice I'm not buffing strength in my build? All the phys up makes me want to get in combat with a weapon and then I get 1 shot is all.
>>557073686don't ask me, pracjeet doesn't seem to agree
>>557072814what? who? when?
>>557071362The people who have high winstreaks usually only play 1 character, that's so boring, I'd rather try new things all the time
You pro gamers must be swimming in pussy or bussy im so jealous of your elite skills
Queued
pls play the videogame or I'll have to do it with randos
>>557071416Penis Chan is very sensitive dont shake her or she will throw up
>>557074498The amount of dick measuring that's going on in this general for a PvE game is honestly sad... 1v1 me in colosseum I'd clap 90% of you easy...
>>557074596Am q
>>557074680Make a new character and ill gank you 100% of the time in stormveil with my low level. Wipe your squad too easy i explode no survivors.
I, too, am queueing up.
Tfw no erg slut to golden slam your crotch when you're down
>>557074680>>557074957I love watching boys fight and brag about how strong they are. Please 1v1 and stream it!
You guys are jacking off to cartoons huh
I tried jacking off with manga but i keep getting paper cuts how do you do it erg?
>>557075406yawn and a 3/10
>>557073686>im an S tierName? So the public can decide.
>>557075790terr
>>557074331>usuallyDevil and Zdrada use like what 2-3 characters? cc I think only uses Duchess? That's a 2-1 ratio so far... I think you might be coping.
>>557073652>doubling down on xher buttmad schizobabble>>557075930They said 's tier' not 'A tier' anon.
>>557075947Wylder and ironeye don't count they're easy mode
>>557076109Then who are you, enlighten me
>a melee in DoN is 'easy mode't. Recluse/Caster main with small pp streak
>>557076404Your streaks are only because other ppl carry you anyway, where's your solo streak
>>557076473I am the one who carries. >soloGenuinely easy mode.
>>557076404Recluse is harder than meele tho, she draws more aggro and draws more HP while Wylder has a free out of jail card
Show your recent games and your stats…
>>557075947Um... You're forgetting me who plays 3 characters? Weird how I wasn't mentioned with the S tiers
>>556992618Um that’s not Elden Ring That’s a Choir gal hanging out with an eldritch fetus
>>557076134>Wylder is "easy mode"How can you say this with a straight face?
>reclusoids with thier built in bhs can't handle extra aggro while never having to be close to the enemy and can just surgreprint away until de-aggroShe genuinely attracts the worst players with the worst takes.
We ain’t never getting out of depth 3 ;-;
Uh oh wyldjeets melty theyre getting called out
I get really pissed when I see others using my main character
>>557076997Name?>>557077087It's castertroon cope, their whole playstyle is 'Ironeye but with DPS and no damage fall-off,' but they are too HRT-riddled to admit it. The only character that has a normal dude is Rev but even then you can just play perma-ranged and wait for de-aggr,o then rinse and repeat. She also has the best res potential, keeping the aggro-switchers alive.
Reminder that females in this game are smarter than the males.NO MAN COULD SEE THE MOON LOL
Even doe I play every character because I'm not a meta slave returrd not "castertroon"
>>557077442Ender lilies fan
>"Recluse is harder than meele tho"
>>557077318Same. I am Revenant, the rest are poor imitations.
Malenia one shotted Radahn lol
>>557077663s as in sissy tier? Because we both know we aren't talking about skill.
Miyazaki told me design suggestions for Revenant were his only contributions to this game. He said he based her on my looks and my mind, and he shily held my cheek and asked me to cup his cheeks with my own hands. He said he was able to see what was really inside of me and he said I was only a small part of me.
Crucible Knight's 2nd phase is pure cancer>hey, what if we gave the big guy with a shield a move that resets the fight and we also made him do it every 10 seconds?Clueless retard japs.
uh oh castersissies aren't handling these trvkes well...
Even though castersissies run this general and melee chads are here to be our gamer chairs and foot stools.
>>557077442Come on now, wylder has like a million hp, sixth sense and hookshot, if you die EVER I have bad news for you, recluse is way harder
>>557078283I'd have believed it if you said he made you cup his cheeks with your feet
>>557078687>million HPhyperbole, Guardian has the highest HP, by this logic he's INVINCIBLE (lol)>toolsetYes, it's great, still doesn't change that fact he actually has to play the game as a melee? Meanwhile, you can sissymaxx and just stay ranged and do big damage and never have to deal with the actual quick point blank attacks.
>>557078943if it helps it's true that I'm always barefooted in my dreams
>>557079027>Meanwhile, you can sissymaxx and just stay ranged and do big damage and never have to deal with the actual quick point blank attacks.If you ever played anything other than easy mode Wylder you'd know that's not the case, the bosses go find Recluse
ironsissies and wyldjeets aren't reacting well to being exposed as frauds and losing the narrative
fuck we had it in the bag, the stupid floor shit got me sorry
>>557079181>castersissy wipenot a good look jawbing on easy mode
>>557072426So take it back idiot>>557074647Ok this was really funny thanks for making me laugh :)
>>557077125Watching people who play ranged characters try to argue about game mechanics and balance is always a fun time.
>>557078283Nigga what?
I'm a meleechad and I job a lot when playing ranged characters to be honest
>>557079165see >>557079027 and >>557077442
>>557077052>>557023527yeah it’s very clearly not ER not sure why they chose this as OP but I’m not complaining she’s cool and it’s cute :)
>>557069365this is how my ex sees his own thing
>>557079496It’s because a lot of attacks are easier to dodge by being up close and rolling into the boss and the there’s being locked into long casting animations which is what I would say gets casters killed the most.
Oh no it's ED Libra and we have no lltbt>as if it's gonna make a differenceGG. Clean run.
>>557075060wylders are so lucky…
>terrjeet further alienating himself from the thread and picking fights with iron eyes now not the smartest scammer in the call center
>>557075060>downbrown*
Ironeye melty is not a thing stop it
>deviljeet hallucinating terr behind every post yet againkek
>>557077781>>557077442>>557076274>>557074498>>557073652>>557073426>>557073087>>557079626Got his faggot ass there can’t lie
>>557080293tbf we've caught that freak red handed speaking about himself in third person, he can pretend all he want
>>557075161duh i thought that went without saying
I will que up but you have to take a bite of this pickle
Penis chan is not amused by belly button pickle
>>557080864fucking hate pickles so no
>>557079181No my bad :c
>>557081113Why what happened
>>557080864Gross I hate pickles. I want to squish your belly so bad though.
Whats wrong with pickles
might be the first time i've wiped to night 1 royal revenant, nice try team we were only level 10 after all
IM PICKLE PEPE
>>557080864if that was my husband's belly I 100% would bite it because pickles are delicious and it would make for a very silly funny memory that would make both of us smile
>>557080864Godskin Noble? Is that you?
If you want, please join the queue. More games with you guys are needed!
>>557081840I’ve seen enough of your cute side I want to see the mentally ill side
this is how I look at you if you dislike pickles
Pickles are for degenerates.Real men eat peppers.
>>557081975You make me so horny
>>557076693>t. never played a d5 solo game in his life
>>557081113>>557081535Get better taste and improve your palate
>>557082384I hate pickles. Vinegar is too sour and it sucks. Just like buffalo sauce. Now post belly without pickle.
>>557082230>t. doesn't understand HP and stance bloatIt's easy modeSorry you feel called out though.
Red enemies take a very long time to kill in solos unless you use status effects since every boss you will encounter has at least one staller move.
>>557081975Not until you try the pickle
>>557079713yeah that was clean, ggs wyld & iron
gg smol eepy, very smooth missing map run
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH
dsg it up uh uh fsg it up uh uh
>>557081998you don't get to see that
terr it down 'zuk it up
anyone up for bbc bloodborne general
>>557084836Reserved only for the hubby?
>>557080864How deep does it go?
>>557082687Balanced out by the fact that non-aggroers can freely mash (or backstab) from behind the boss without worrying about punish windows and endlag. Also your opinion is worthless since you haven't even tried it. Stay carried, shitter.
zuk it upterr it downyem it leftace it rightand slugma it aroundgg dog
gg goat, build got scuffed
>>557085156>solo troon melty It's a well-established fact that solo is the easy mode dude, the actual 'hard mode' is carrying random shitters in DoN 3-5. Stay insecure about your baby mode, shitter.
>>557085140All the way to the back if i push anymore the vinegar hurts my hole
>>557085773>well-established by retarded faggots who have never even played it let alone got a decent streak on itAny more worthless opinions you'd like to share? And don't say troon, you will offend your 'cord coop xisters.
>>557086064>don't say troon, you will offend your 'cord coop xistersAnd there is it the mask slips all the way off, you aren't very smart. You're a threadshtiter that doesn't play with us or the game in general, for that matter. Opinions safely placed in the trash.
>>557086280>the "doesn't play the game" in question: Still waiting for that streak btw. Hell, just beat it once with melee and I'll take you seriously.
anime moment = denied
Fuck this shit im going to play My Horse Prince
Negationless D4 is starting to get on my nerves. I spent most of my 2nd day on one powered up red halo cleanrot knight because it had a gorillion health. It took me less time to kill Maris than to kill that twat.
>>557087838is it fun?
>>557085773from hardest to easiest:randumbs > solo (melee) > pw (nightmare lobby) > solo (ranged) > pw (dream team)
>>557088669>nightmare lobbySo basically any erg lobby?
gg normie bouncers, sens our hero...
>>557081840so are you finnish or what
>>557088669Who would you include in the dream team list?
>>557089551>feel like playing one more game today>sens in queuefuck, this is gonna take forever
>>557089589VenomousnemesisVenomousnemesis Mk.llterr (forma de uninstall)
>>557089551Good game, nice and smooth run.
>>557089589trishterrsludge
>>557088669You blew the solo troon the fuck out, well done.
vyke is a pretty cool guy
>>557089804He said dream team, not brown lolcow lobby
>>557089551You should do the invis at the phase transistion, it makes the little ones not do the air strikes so we can just move out of the big spear lines.
>>557089589dream lobby right now is:Practice (Ironeye)Mush (Wylder)Shifty (Revenant meta build)
>>557089989Okie dokie
>>557088669Solo melee is 1000x easier than solo ranged.Dormant power fists + crit page, go try it out
>>557089976rude...
>>557089589ZorbanTrishTerr
>Regular l*braI sleep. Got a midkino relic at least>>557089930The goyim have gone mad
>>557089589trishtrishtrish
>>557087343Damn. You straight up jesterfy'd him mid-mog.
>>557090136>mushgood shitpost
>>557089589Devil K***ht (Wylder)Zdrada (Duchess)Practice (Ironeye)
My boyfriend keeps taking viagra and its upsetting me he doesnt understand i dont want a chemical boner i want a boner made from love.
>>557091209why are you telling dumb and fake stories on the internet
>>557088634Its the best horse dating sim ive ever played.
>>557091209sad that he needs it, I dated a guy who thought he had erectyle dysfunction because he said he couldn't get it up for one night stands in the past but then he never did need his blue chew anymore after the first time we had sex
>>557091382>DATING simoh ew gross
I'm getting there.
>recluse meltykek
>>557092553Everything is fine until it the ice phase starts then it stops being fine. I have a lot to learn when it comes to this fight. How do the ergies fight the dancing lion?
>>557089575huh????
