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Sasami Sex!
Mambo!
>>557008170Director's baby
what the hell is this. this is worse than get well soon, give me my energy back
>Want to go see BoANE in theaters at the end of the month>Live in Jew York City>Not a single theater in the five boroughs is showing it>Only options are to either:>>Drive an hour out to a dying mall on the other side of the Hudson River (No)>>Drive over an hour on I-495 all the way out to the middle of Long Island and see it in Stony Brook (Hell no)>>Drive out to one of the four New Jersey options they have for some reason that are all an hour away too (Fuck no)There's 9 AMCs in Manhattan alone and you couldn't get an open theater in one of them? The fuck Cygames.
Evil baby
Teio!
>>557008123You will never replace teio poster
Digitan LOVE
>>557007708I get it because you can get discounts on Countermeasure pretty effectively to have it costs less than 90-100 SP. It's cheap and you can still get a good gamba from it, may as well go for it.
>>557008356>Drive out to one of the four New Jerseywhy is this even an option you retard. No sane person should set foot in New Jersey
Le Fishe (formerly Bricked) will have TWO (2) spots opening up soon!>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly quota but most go above and beyond>don't flatlineReply with your trainer ID!
>Decide to go for Graded instead of Open for once>Try to make another Sprint uma>Somehow turns into my third ever SHow much I'd wish Medium/Long wasn't such a bitch to train, Sprint/Mile is so much more satisfying overall, much more straight forward... I'm sure my team will eat hardCORE shit, but it's better than my usual A/A+ trash.
>ace wins a single practice lobbyyep, she's on the team.
>>557008737how did they get air groove to agree to this
>>557008737Boy sex
>>557008737Fuck FujiMarry AirKill Temu
>>557008737i didnt realize at the time but this was the most intense fanservice in the entire anime, excepting that one femdom scene with daiwa/mcqueen/teio and spicaman
>>557008724Because those are the only close options. The only other New York-based option is in Rochester, and that's definitely out of the question since it's like a 5-6 hour drive out from NYC.
>>557008737I'm sure you were around a few days ago when a New Year Urara running 0LB Shakur won a lobby. Anything goes for sprint as long as you have the aptitudes and the accels to gamba on, it also makes it the best time to do oshi picks.
FUCK THIS GAY SHITGIVE ME RICE PUSSY RIGHT NOW
>>557008737how does air groove have less boobs than fuji
>>557009139I probably was, but I don't care much for lobby fighting, so I wouldn't know.>it also makes it the best time to do oshi picks.Explains all the "mutation" bullshit I read about today. Will see what happens, can't be any worse than the last few Graded CMs I ran.
>>557009365hishi MAMAzon
Today, on wise words with Sakura Chiyono O
Hot Spring with the class rep!!!
>>557009365So they can manage that many kids...Interesting...
>>557008123
>>557008736>formerlydid you guys take your danchou out back and shoot him or something?
I went to the onsen with Ulala, but I DIDN'T do anything. This is on record.
>Comfy>Has a quota
>>557009639it is faster, but only by what, two, three minutes? I'm doing Aoharu runs in about 25 minutes, it's pretty quick.
>>557008356It's actually completely and totally baffling and annoying. I can't drive, so it's either 2 hour public transit or just nothing, I guess. Fucking LIRR is also dogshit as well, and I've been to Jersey and it's also a pain in the ass. How the fuck you put that dogshit Scarlet movie (Scarlet was cute though even if she was a massive jobber) in a bunch of Manhattan theaters but not Uma which would actually get traffic?
>>557009235Horrific animation mistake.
>>557009614>He doesn't have a quota
>>557008356>>557009753it does say on the tweet that they'll be doing more showingsfor instance, la, the second largest city also has no showings, yet fuckin sioux falls south dakota does
>>557009614not their danchou but quotas are there because in their absence the club tends to flatline, no one launders shoes, and everything dies. It is known. 20M is easy as shit. My club has 30M, 35M if you've been naughty the month before, and it's pretty easy to hit too.
>>557009857That's a lot of armpits waiting to be licked
>>557009727Personally it feels like at least 5 minutes more with the Unity races and the unity training animation.
>>557009614Quota is actually pretty comfy. Once you hit it you're pretty much free to flatline for the whole month
>>557009753I wrote this wrong, I didn't mean to imply Cygames put Scarlet in theaters, I just don't understand how IT can get in theaters but not Uma which is actually getting real popular here>>557009882I wish they'd actually show them even if it shows a "coming soon" because last thing I need is for it to actually be put up last minute and then all the seats taken because I didn't check every hour of every damn day.
>>557009898Cheating Mcqueen with Golshi
>got bad RNG run againyeah... I think I want to quit for real now ... i don't think i have enough motivation to clear a MANT career.Should I leave the club now or at the next start of the month?
>>557008356I live in the bay area and it is the same thing. The closest theater is a 40 minute drive to the penninsula, which is nothing but office parks. Random anime movies through Fathom that get far fewer attendees get more screenings. Cygames intern is getting FiReD.
>>557009958It could be, I guess once I learned it and the skills started getting shit out compared to URA (not having to skip good trainings for shitty hints is something I do not miss), I never looked back.
>>557009614quotas under 30 aren't real quotas
There are no flatliners in /---/-----
>>557009898Umanko
>>557008737
>>557010090All the budget animation went to that frame of Teio dancing, the rest of this anime looks like trash lmao
>>557009898>remove hat>500% sexierI kneel
Reminder that JP doesn't have MANT autoplay even to this day. Even if we get it early, doing parent runs in ura/unity is not worth it. The only real QoL that could help MANT is superskip
>>557010190where are her maestros
>>557009365Vodka and Scarlet could've killed those kids.Umas are a danger to human society.
Is countermeasure a good late accel skill?
>>557010304You need to burst to see them
>>557010252>the rest of this anime looks like trash lmao>Studios: P.A. WorksYes. Many, such, cases.
>>557009365vodka is flat wtf is this
>>557009898
>>557010252
>>557010115>20M/month>650k per daythat's.....two fairly low racecount careers per day, or one dedicated parent run, if you hit even the Classic Fall or Senior Fall Triple Crown, you make more than 350k per run.
>>557009898alright who spilled yogurt on gold ship
>>557010190God,I wish they'd put every Uma in a suitI fucking love women in suits.
Is (You)r club chat still active, anon?I actually like chatting with anons, but lately mine only has shoe trading... not even stickers anymore...
>>557010252Budget well spent.It's an investment, really, considering she was the future main character.
>>557010414>76Looks about right
I'll start my quotas next week.
>>557010374still my favorite season of the anime, god I love PA Works. There's something so charming about how they adapted it back in 2018, even if S2 was a better sports drama and Cingray was a much better shounen action series. It's probably because it turned me into a Suzukafag and THAT episode is still the best depiction of mastery over a craft I've ever seen.
>>557010540The character limit and censor want me to to type like a retard, it's very annoying
>>557010540My club chat has been in MANT talk all week I can't keep up...
Who are the Fleet of /uma/?
If people are checking out, does that mean the only ones left competing in CM's are the tryhards?
>>557010540Mine's been pretty dead too sadly but I don't really participate too because the filter is too annoying.
>>557010540Some try talking about the game.Personally, I just trade shoes and post the Urara sticker (sometimes I post other stickers).
More umas should wear their hair down
Wake me up when mant
>>557009614I don't even remember if my club has a quota
>>557010885They do it during the private time they have with their trainers
>>557009535It's our schitck to change our name every now and then, we had like 5 adorations of bricked just because yes. ask our Dancho
>don't flatline>comfy
>>557008005She really turned into an armpit symbol overnight...
>>557010540We have our own clubcord .
How do I do fan runs?Is it basically a parent run but running as many high fan races as possible with a deck that prefers extra fans?
>>557010671PA is(/feels like) a rotten lowest bitter type deal, but I can't fault the things they adapt here and there, the ones I've seen tend to be quite enjoyable for one reason or another. Just that it's never the quality of their animation.
It's really so annoying losing career races during ace runs. Like, I'm over 200~300 stats than the others but still lose. I can't even clock because 3rd place. It's so frustrating
https://jiggie.fun/umapyoiquick one
I wake up feeling pressured every day, knowing that if I don't finish a run once every three or so days, danchou is going to kick me out.It's so emotionally draining, it should be a crime.
Brocked (formerly Le Fishe) will have TWENTY NINE (29) spots opening up soon!>comfy, active unranked club>19.9mil monthly quota but most go above and beyond>don't flatlineReply with your trainer ID!
>>557011424Kek.
>>557011395
>>557009898is this the John Kpop artist? someone please get this clown away from my oshi
If your danchoo is not top 5 fan earners i will NOT join
you see this in your lobby, do you skip?
>>557011608I button mash the skip button by default
>>557011608>no mummy procShe's never getting plancha, enjoy 6th place bozo.
>>557008356Wait, is the this same Pokke movie I'm thinking of? The one that's been out for a couple years now? Why is it only now getting a western release, subs have existed since like 2024.
>>557011667WE GAMBLE HERE
>>557011627WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO FUCKING CUTEMY HEART LITERALLY STARTED TO BEAT FAST FUCK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
>>557011627Iconic.
>>557011608>pace chasershe is not winning bozo
What are the requirements to join an S+ rank club? I have a lot of free time
>>557008356>>557010084>I have to drive an hour, my life is overBitches, I need to drive an hour just to get to work on some days.
>>557011757Yeah that same one. Cygames probably thought no one would see it. Then they saw how global blew up and decided now was the time.
>>557011896haha wagie cagie
I have given up. I do not have enough carats to spark next weekI am ready to paypig through the webstore if it comes down to that
>Great run>Great stats entering URA>Sprint S>Destroyed Unity Cup>Lost preliminaries 4 times in a rowIt has never been this fucking over in my life.
>>557011896>he doesn't work from home
>>557011896that's not a flex bro, they're raping you
best uma to gaslight?
>>557012054That's been a constant problem with El for me. She keeps jobbing senior year arima kinen and later races
>>557012148Oguri cap could probably be tricked with food
>>557012151She destroyed arima kinen tooI've never seen her job URA finale more than once even with much worse stats, let alone the prelims.
>>557011896There is no reason why there shouldn't be at least a single screening in the largest city in the country, regardless of commute.
>>557011896I used to have to wake up at 6am so my morning drive would only take 1 hour 15. If I can avoid driving for that long I'll take it.
>>557012031>>557012147I actually make very good money (hospital floater), but the nature of my job means it's very rare I'm at the same location 2 days in a row. I even get paid for mileage.
>>557011896youre being raped in your ass
>>557012148bakushin's whole career is a fucking gaslight
>>557009924Just kick if they stop laundering or flatline, shrimple as
>>557011896Working minimum wage is one thing.Driving over a fucking hour to work everyday is another, loser FUCK!
>>557012054LOSER TRAINER
>>557008356Could have been a 10h flight
danchode we lost 30 ranks this week when are you going to do something I'm not fan farming to carry some flatline niggers kick them or I'm leaving for greener pastures
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>>557011896idk how people handle that kind of life. 8 hours working and 3 hours commuting? you have 3 hours left for the entire rest of your life everyday.
>>557012413What a bitch...
>>557011892hehe
>>557012339Tamamo is poor and has a small peener
>>557012415My secret is I work 3 12-hour shifts then get the rest of the week off.
>>557012404Tell cygays to bring back half tp and then I might think about it
>>557012413how many of these are there
>>557010190The fact that Creek found something that can suppress her Creeks is quite impressive
>>557012302I used to prefer good money over any convenience since I used to wake up very early and drive around half an hour to work everyday but I currently prefer less driving time, and late hours in exchange of less pay. I've been happier ever since. Not to mention late shift coworkers generally doesn't talk that much too.
I can't believe it. Smart Falcon is so strong in Mile races that people are mutating her for the Dirt CM as well.
>>557012519Haha, she's just like us.
>>557012529Sounds interesting on paper, HOWEVER, that's still three 12 fucking hour shifts with hours on commuting each day. Had to deal with that shit once for a few months, never again if I can avoid it.>>557012519TAKE THAT BACK!
>>557011235
>>557012847>and late hours in exchange of less payHow are you not getting differential pay for working late? I get 4 bucks more an hour anywhere from 11 pm to 6 am, and if even just the last 4 hours of my shift are in that range, my entire shift counts as differential pay. You're getting screwed, man.
I noticed that scrim lobbies were running minimum staminayou know what that means
>>557012054
How important is turbo sprint? I have 0LB Bakushin and have been borrowing wit nature for OYL. 0LB Bakushin sucks but I don't have any natures so this seemed like the best compromise. I have a bunch of MLB SR speed cards, but nothing else gives turbo sprint.
>>557012054she's mocking you
>>557010791Yes and noYou'll still run into easy opponents in Group B but everything else has gotten somewhat tougher
Any other uma-like games on mobile? I need to kill time till mant
>>557013019I'm getting differential pay, I just forgot to include that I also work lesser hours now. Working just enough to pay the bills and still get extra for my cravings but still have enough hours to enjoy time for myself. I hated that I work most of my time daily, and dead tired to even enjoy weekends.
A final bound?
>>557013284Just play an old idolmaster game, it's surprisingly similar.
>>557010791There'll be more people that go auto or use their TT teams since fewer people are grinding.
>>557013340Let me guess, your deck is worse than mine? I should just uninstall...
>>557013340>1199 SPDGLUE GLUE GLUE
>>557012306>have quota rule vs>have other rules6 in one hand, half a dozen in the other, I guess.
>>557013340show 'eck
Are we ever gonna get another FP card?Or any other item? I'm not convinced the hint books are worth it
>>557013581Can abuse both rules but I prefer abusing the quota rule of reaching it early and taking it easy whole month
>>557013340You have a weak late accel. Going to lose 100% to Bakushin/El
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>>557010885
>>557011896I could make around $2k more a month if I went to an office but I refuse a long commute because there is something money can't buy and that is time, and wasting time is a luxury not even the billonaires can afford. It's the only pleasure a free man can get.
>>557010791Not how games work, buckero. The less there are, the higher the average skill gets. Dedicated people stay, get even more skilled, while less dedicated low tier people leave.
>>557013284gakuen imas
helphow do i run dober for parent runsshe cant win races
>>557011896Commuting is so fucking evil, man. Why haven't we invented teleportation actually
I've made about 12 condor pasas in the last week or so and none have been better than the first one I made. 4 wit is a MEME.
>>557013723>44506227Should have joined with my laisu tooNUOOOOOOOOO
>>557014039Because it doesn't teleport you, it rips apart your atoms and creates a perfect copy of you at the location with your memories and personality but you died.
>>557011896ha, loser, i live within a 5 minute walk of my work
>>557014171Damn Krauts…
>>557014060ik your pain, my 2nd remains my best by a large margin since half the runs just get torpoed w/ no pinks. Unfortunately my best i did like 2? weeks ago just trying to make her a usable parents for others so i wasnt running mummy.. she does tend to win if she gets to #2 but getting there can be rough sometimes
>>557013767Why is every poster using this stupid image always based and relatable?Went to school for 3 months 8h a day with a 2h commute some years back, while the lessons were a nice experience, fuck me was it a pain in the ass.God I miss my close 6h or the super chill 4h job I had, so much time left in the day to go after hobbies and what not.
>>55701415291172338
>>557014039>he wants to get literally disintegrated, only for a soulless copy of himself to appear elsewhere
>>557014232yank, through and through anon. there are plenty of smaller areas throughout the country that are easily walkable
>>557010791Sprint CM is RNGMile CM is RNGNext CMs are Extreme Long, and mediums (paypig dominated CMs)
>>557014164>>557014393Shut up Barclay
>>557014257I've made a couple decent pasas that I thought could compete with the second A+ pasa, but she absolutely crushes them in practice matches (and she's my second best performing horse under S Rank Bakushin but over S-Rank Curren. I love El but I think I'm done preparing for this CM. Mutating 10+ sparks is a terrible idea and I'm not doing it again.
I can't do it anymore, I'm done training Urara for CM10every time I see her G2 outfit I get extremely distracted, those pink bloomers are deadly
>>557014393Marchetti's Constant says commute will always be 1 hour minimum, there's literally nothing anyone can do but invent teleportation
>>557014445>Next CMs are Extreme Long, and mediums (paypig dominated CMs)No lie, my enjoyment level did a complete 180 once I pulled Kitasan Black. Libra was miserable, but Sagittarius was very enjoyable for me.
>>557014445Sprint CM is rngMile CM is rngLong CM is NSM rngMedium CM has debuffs
>>557014490i don't see myself going the major mutation route again either. I failed another 4 attempts at tam today without a single pink firing.
>>557014579Or Futurama's tube transportation system
>>557014490>and I'm not doing it againAs a harbinger of chaos I have to tell you this, it's very important anon so pay attentionFront Pasa is the strongest CM10 uma.
>>557010885Next Christmas can't come soon enough
>>557014730How about the 2 versions of Oguri Cap
>One member flatlining>Another has a schizo breakdown and leaves>February playlist delayed until fridayIs /uma/ club dying?
>>557014730Then my Pace El better hope she gets lucky.
>>557014730nta, realistically cant you get away with B or even C front? Long as you have high ass wit.
>>557014798/uma/ in general is dying
>>557014846You can do double circle front savvy with B front.
>>557014846You need 600 stamina for the track so good luck with that.
Front pasa without groundwork or pace pasa for cm10? I cba to grind GW
>>557014871It's not dying, it's stabilizingThe honeymoon period is over
>>557014798Remember Day one, or at least week one? One club created after another, a long list due to the influx of people. All those have been slowly dying more and more, as is natural for games.
>got Tama and Creek hotsprings back to back.
>>557015038>I cba to grind GWJust borrow Falco.
Would Doto say this?
>>557014846And lose out on Unity bomb hints?Might as well use other front runners then, if you want to half-ass it.
>>557010540Censors are annoying but I think we got more chatty lately, before it was just shoe requests and the occasional sticker
>>557015330I cba to grind 3 greens
https://jiggie.fun/thispictureiscutehttps://jiggie.fun/thispictureiscute
>>557015571TTL + Fuku Wit for Right handed is 2 skills. Just get savvy from a bomb or Focus from Kitasan.
>>557008005Every fucking time, fanartists beat the horse down by repeating the same meme of the month and shoehorn references to other meme for likes and clout reasons.
>>557015571>focus>taking the lead>any single greenit's not that hard in the current state of the game
>>557014798>Another has a schizo breakdown and leaves?
>>557015571late pasa then for ryan + maru inherit
>>557014730Why are people hyping up Front Pasa?There's nothing about Aquarius that would make her stronger than in Cancer. And she definitely wasn't too big of a deal in Cancer. I know because I ran her. SMaru and Falco will eat her lunch.
>>557015659Gold City bukkake
>>557015571>>557015635Wait, CM10 is left handed. Just use the Suzuka welfare card and pray for her event, it has front hints so it's not bad.
>>557015723>falcoShe can't win the groundwork race unless she grinds the turf sparks>smaruforced to use 777 to ult>pasaPlancha activates at the perfect moment to get angling and bypass the hill powercheck
>>557015701I'm not fueling club drama but there's a reason it's 29/30
>>557015658I remember my older brother (rightfully) talking to me, how I'd always ruin a joke by overdoing it, or trying to add on it. Thankfully I grew at least a little bit out of that dog shit habit, sadly I can't say the same for the modern internet.
>>557015841>She can't win the groundwork race unless she grinds the turf sparksyou haven't done any aquarius rooms
>>557015841>turf sparks>on dirt CMHuh
>>557015909>he lacks critical information
THOSE TICKETS ARE HUGEAlso, dunno if anyone is having the same experience, but I've been having a hard time finishing SSR support card chain events lately and I'm starting to think it got bogged after the update. Riko is showing more frequently since that, YES, but I think of the last 10 runs I did, I only got Kitasan's event chain to finish 6 times... maybe less. Very weird. Am I alone in this? That applies to Natie as well. I'm trying to dribble past it by using only 2 SSRs in my deck but it's still fucked it seems... could be just horrendous luck too...
>>557015909
>>557015841>She can't win the groundwork race unless she grinds the turf sparksDude the turf is cosmetic only>Plancha activates at the perfect moment to get angling and bypass the hill powercheckOh yeah, I forgot about the uphill. Will need to do some tests then.
Is Mummy's Hug still required for CM10? Am I going to need a 9 Front Mummy Creek parent?
>>557016094mummy hug only works for 2nd to 4th
>>557016094If you're running front just do AAS and Plancha. If you're running Pasa, just do AAS + Pulse/NYopera.
>>557015982Why does this exist. It can't be real right? What were they thinking?
>>557015982>anons will continue to fall for the Turf gaslight when this actually does nothing in rooms
>>557016227>It can't be real right?it is not.
The text appears to be lewd.
>>557016313it's elite ball knowledge for frontgawds, other styles need not apply
>>557015979HOLY...
I want to watch the movie in theatres but have no one to go with
>>557016313the amount of retards getting gaslit is concerning, considering how easy it is to check on private practice rooms
How are SSR chain events in MANT, I'm tired of them never finishing in Unity
Why did belno cuck her friend?
>>557015658you sound like a faggot
>>557016462Let's go together nonny
>>557016462It's the kind of movie it's worth going alone, you're likely to run into cool weebs to talk to while waiting in line. Just be wary of their smell... make sure you're stinking even worse to mask off their stench!
>>557016637and you like the average YT comment under a music video saying "anyone here in 202X?"
>>557015658You don't become a funny person or a good writer by working really hard to learn how to draw
i farmed a groundwork parent just to borrow a falcon card
>>557016462so? no one at the theater will even care about you or bat an eye about you the clerks are too tired to even think about caring about you just go bwo
>>557012404please bitch some more, it makes me hard every time you do
>>557015861come on bwo, share with the class, we are all friends here
>>557016204I mean I'd love to but it's basically impossible innit. I'd need a Seiun Sky or Opera parent with good blues, 1 dirt and at least 2 few FR sparks.
