# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>556726010
>>557051703
>>557051874>rape sistersDon't mind if I do!
>>557051874>retarded loves save virginityGenuinely, what did they mean by this?
>>557051874>ashley need sleep looks raped
>>557051874>sister brother incestA classic
>>557051874>nigga avoid prisonNiggas tend to struggle with this ngl
>>557051874>Andrew better siblingFucking not! He's a piece of shit
>>557051874>Nemlei stop parents Her crusade continues
>>557051874>linux normal healthy I wish my sister felt the same way...
>>557051874>linux normal healthyIt really is!
>>557052698Anon, did you make up with your sister??
>>557053160She still hasn't replied.
>>556987483Good observations.I recall a thread a long time ago on another board asking how would you sneak crap past the radar if you were making a mainstream piece of media like a TV show, and the topic of incest came up. It's something I've been occasionally thinking about ever since: how would you write a romantic couple without ever explicitly showing or mentioning that they are siblings, but making it inferable from their behavior? Are there any examples of this in media?
>>557053304Just call her already!
>>557053547What would I even say?
>>557053385I don't know any case of that but the opposite is quite frequent, two siblings who either have a lot of sexual tension (Azula & Zuko) or who behave more like a couple than siblings (Emira & Edric from ToH)
>>557051874Is being a /calg/lad peak male form?
>>557054306That you miss her? That you're sorry? That at the end of the day being able to talk to her is more important to you than operating systems? That you may not always agree with each other but you are still family and you don't want to undermine that?
>>557051874>girl hussy cock
I got a very Andrew-coded ad the other week
>>557054820Julia was always futa-coded
>>557054898I got it too. Have we finally started our world domination plan?
>>557051703mogshley
>>557055572The Coffin of Rizzdrew and Mogshley.
Ashley comes off as one of those girls who prefers anal because for her it hurts less (she has a really tight minge). The difficult part would be exposing this fact though, as she'd never agree to anal.
>>557057819All it would take for Ashley to do anal is Andrew saying that Julia let him
Where the fuck are all the anal fetishists coming from
>>557054898The fuck kinda sites do you visit to get this kinda ad?
Crying sisters are cute and must be comforted
Wait fuck I just saw the 'Advertise on 4chan' FUCK.Anyway time to rope
>>557058657Just a little obscure forum called 4chan.
>>557058159Man you sound really anal
>>557058836Notorious hacker called 4chan
>>557058745>No, fuck you bitch, I hate you. Go wash dishes.- Average /calg/ anon under 25>My sister and I rarely ever see each other, she has her own life and doesn't want to hang out with me.- Average /calg/ anon over 25
>>557051703I'm thinking of an incest scenario of my own and I'm conflicted whether should I give them a strong trauma to bond over or not
>>557051874REAL
>>557058836Yeah, I realized...anyway, which rope should I take ? Hemp or Jute? I wanna look at least nice when i'm hanging...
>>557059423You know what the Anglo-Saxon-Jute shall choose.
>>557059314It would be more believable if some kind of trauma pushes them together, it seems that's how it usually happens. Typically one sibling going through some kind of bad breakup and the other sibling consoling them.
>>557058159Anal fixation is part of /calg/ culture
>>557055503>world domination plan
>>557059423>>557059580
Andy teaching Ashley to shave her pubes!
The game's plot makes more sense when you consider that Ashley and Andrew are descendants of the great Yakub. Only then does their tricknology make sense especially in the case of Ashley.
>>557068694??? is canonically a black man's soul trying to liberate the Graves from their Yakubian chains
>>557066914Andrew forcefully carrying Ashley to the bathroom (she hasn't showered in a week and he can't stand the smell in their room anymore)
Where do i find a girl whos into this game?
>>557069959Except Ashley is very careful with her hygiene because she wants Andrew to plow her
>>557071147A marcieowo image that ISN'T yuri? What has the world come to?
>>557051703https://x.com/Mikeinelart/status/2010720956155851073
>give women bodies that make me go bananas>also make them psycho
>>557059273>>No, fuck you bitch, I hate you. Go wash dishes.>- Average /calg/ anon under 25I've got a new one for you guys to enjoy. A few days ago, I walked into the kitchen while she was cleaning it and I saw her spill rice on the floor and then throw a cloth towel on top of it and use her foot to swipe it around as if it was a puddle of water. Of course, this picked up NONE of the rice because it's rice and not water. She then brushed the towel into the trash (I saw it make physical contact with the trash in the bin) and then just put the cloth back on the counter top. It was so bad I told her to take a break so I could sweep the floor with a broom like a normal person and then put the towel in the laundry bin
>>557072038What a clean freak. It's just rice, Andy!
>>557071859Shouldn't that be a major turn on for the average denizen here?
>>557072038Yep, another prime example of a sister being cute. She nailed it.Or are we supposed to think it was annoying and not cute at all? Because it is still cute. I had to deal with a girl who was equally inept at household chores and I still found it cute.
>>556987483One tell that always sticks out to me is that they write siblings as if they're friends. The sibling characters lack normal boundaries, casually talk about sex acts, fetishes etc.I get that the authors are trying to set the table for further crossing of boundaries, but all it really does is diminish the verisimilitude that the story requires to be interesting in the first place.A somewhat normal sibling relationship being affected by strange new pressure, succumbing to forbidden desire and falling down an incestuous rabbit hole is more interesting than 2 slutty horny hussies who happen to be siblings fucking each other.Too many writers don't seem to understand that.
>>557073036I don't deny being a clean freak. At least I volunteered to do it myself instead of yelling at her to do it properly>>557074167>Or are we supposed to think it was annoying and not cute at all?No, it's cute. I was telling it because I know /calg/ likes cute sister stories. Even in the moment, I knew it was cute. But I also had to step in because it'd have bothered me if I let the towel that she stepped on re-enter clean towel rotation without being washed
>>557074534To add, this is a story that I think handled it well:https://archiveofourown.org/works/30681821/chapters/75706433The author is a woman (who has a brother irl), the story is from the POV of the male protagonist and she did a really good job of capturing the guilt, shame and insecurities of a guy in that situation. The sibling relationship starts out normal but cute without being too unrealistic.
>>557075462I'm proud of you, you acted like a good brother and didn't chimp out at her. Maybe there is hope for you after all.
>>557075874I knew where the link would go, you (or another anon) recommended it last month. I have it downloaded and look forward to reading it
I wish i had a sister.... it's not fair....
>>557076165That wasn't me last time, but coincidentally I also immediately knew it would be that story when they posted it.The only thing I don't like about it is the later chapters feel a bit rushed and the story takes a bit of an unrealistic crime/dark fantasy kind of turn. Female authors just can't resist it.
>>557076565>crime/dark fantasy kind of turnSounds very Nemleian
>>557075874>I was intrigued by the idea of adult siblings stuck at home together during quarantine after hearing about several real-life examplesDo you think real life stories of siblings reconnecting during quarantine also inspired Nemlei?
>>557075937>Maybe there is hope for you after all.I kept trying to tell you all that I'm a completely sane and normal person. I'm the most normal person ITT
>>557077130Sorry buddy, but that's me. Normalfag Normalton is what they call me. I'm also the straightest anon by far, but unfortunatleyley, also the ugliest.
>>557077130>I'm the most normal person ITTIf you were normal you'd be doing this to your sister's cheeks 24/7 because she's cute
>>557076952The quarantine angle came from Nemlei needing the story to be a "bottle episode" with a limited setting because she was doing a walking game and not just a pure dialogue-only VN for the first time. And siblings are just a staple of her work really, most of her games have a pair of siblings with a dynamic that has some parallels with that of Andrew and Ashley.
>>557077130>I'm a completely sane and normal personYour kind are not welcome here
Since we're discussing stories, does anyone remember the name of the fic where Andrew and Ashley starve to death in their apartment? There is no demon summoning and no escape. I think someone mentioned it about a year ago?
>>557078236>where Andrew and Ashley starve to death in their apartmentWhy would anyone want to read something like this?
>>557071460Very cute. Noteshley
>>557078364Some people just enjoy reading tragedy or grimdark, you know?
>>557079069>PeopleA bold—and largely incorrect—word you use to describe them.
>>557079150Huh?
Hacklei copypasted the exact same bottle
>>557080158Maybe because it IS the exact same bottle
>>557080158It is the exact same bottle, isn't it?
>>557080158The time she saved not redrawing that bottle allowed her to finish the game three whole months quicker.
>>557080158funniest hacklei moment is when she copy pasted trinket without considering the angle
>>557080158>notices this detailDoes he know about the gun CG...
>reading SukaMoka>due to plot, a former good girl™ character suffers a personality change and runs off with a handsome imp>"hey, that's just like what happened in the cult classic visual Novel 'No-good Noelle'"Given the popularity of both these works and the expected fanbase overlap, I think I'm genuinely the only person in the world to know this feel.
>>557080249>>557080290I mean it's the exact same drawing of the same bottle, same angle and brushstrokes.>>557080839I do
>>557080158Wow, Nemlei is such a cheap hack. We should all give up on fucking our sisters and date black girls instead.
>>557079917Anon, I'm saying people who enjoy grimdark are not people.
>>557081226>We should all give up on fucking our sisters and date black girls instead.Way ahead of you
>>557080158>>557081024Yet, when the Halo 3 devs use the same rock for an entire map, people call it amazingRefusal to reuse assets is part of why every game is 500 gigs nowadays
>>557082979>Refusal to reuse assets is part of why every game is 500 gigs nowadaysActually, it's several reasons. First, redundancy to reduce file searching on disks. Secondly, to reduce decompression overhead. Thirdly, because devs are being replaced by women and certain individuals from a particular place with fake degrees that have even LESS idea of what they're doing than the women.
>>557083304>certain individuals from a particular placeJust say indians, dude. This zoomer tendency to talk in a roundabout way is SO fucking gay.
>>557082979Anon I jest, I don't actually think Nemlei is actually a hack for reusing an asset where it makes sense. I just noticed it and thought it's an interesting observation
>>557082826You're thinking of the wrong pussy, anon
>>557083745>Coffin existed after the age of tentacles had passedBros, what could've been...
>>557083527>This zoomer tendencyI'm not a zoomer. This retarded tendency to back up your dislike of something with the most inane, unrelated justification possible is SO gay.
>>557083875Nobody here talked like that a year ago. If you're not a zoomer, you're WAY too old to be dancing around scary words and bringing up race in every conversation. You've got work tomorrow, man
>>557083875No, he's right. You're a certain individual who likes particular things in certain places
>>557084054How about this: I will talk however I want you can get over it or remain mad about it.
>>557084157Nobody's mad at or upset with you, anon. I'm just asking you to talk like the adult you claim to be. You can say no-no words on this website, it's okay
>>557084653I don't want to deal with the insanely arbitrary and selective moderation on this board, so I will continue to speak in a roundabout way. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>557082826Everyone in that vid should be sterilized. In fact, every outbreeder except people without opposite sex siblings should be sterilized.
>>557081450But 40k was pretty cool in the 90s...God I miss 4th edition...
>>557085036Everything was cooler before all media was hijacked by hamfisted current-day politics.
>>557085012Andrew is a black pussy KANG
You think Nemlei makes her husband kiss men for her amusement?
>>557085334
I feel like a lot of the CoffinOS icons have been too much of simple redraws of their original designs with duller colors with not enough of a Coffin spin on them. What if the Wine icon was based on the bottle of wine from the game instead?
>>557085629This makes me sad.
>>557051703>>557071460can you believe there are some obnoxious faggots literally comparing him and khyle to epstein and trump or hitler and mussolini just because they like to draw fetish stuff like incest and shit
>>557085915Say what you want about Adolf Hitler, at least his art was inoffensive.
>>557085915>comparing him and khyle to epstein and trump or hitler and mussoliniThose are compliments, this is a pro epstien, trump, hitler, and mussolini general
>>557085915>Can you believe this group of unhinged violent lunatics are levying dangerous rhetoric at somebody doing their own thing because that thing does not overtly and deliberately pander to their worldview in its entirety, especially when said group has a long and sordid history of doing this and has been emboldened greatly in the past decade and some changeAs a matter of fact, I can believe it.
>>557085915Didn't Khyle draw Yor's daughter getting dropped of at auschwitz?
>>557086248Not readin allat
>>557085629I'll take that as a yes
>>557086831>Bunnie is putting his frosting on Marion's faceVery subtle.
>>557087123I'd put my frosting on Marion's face too
>>557086103I know this is a shitpost but I'm still mad. The absolute chutzpah.
https://x.com/i/status/2020632797669736710
>>557086831Fuck I need to suck Marion's cock
>>557090557Marion is a girl, schizo.
>>557091778Is this how chuds actually cope with the fact that Nemlei is a fujo dev?
>>557092394I think it's just how he copes with having masturbated to Marion before Knowing.
It literally makes no difference. You couldn't make his face any more girly if you tried and he doesn't have anything between his legs anyway, on account of being a marionette.
>>557093747>You couldn't make his face any more girly if you triedDefinitely could. Do your parents know you're gay?
>>557090557>doll dick
>>557093747He canonically has sex in multiple endings though.
>>557093916He gets a hole drilled for that exact purpose, that's why his ass hurts the day after.
>>557094262He's certainly the bottom with Jack or Sylv, but what about with Bunnie?
>>557094681Bunnie is a power bottom
>>557097331why is andrew cunt-punting her with his knee?
>>557097438They're trying to decide whether they're about to fuck or fight, so he can either knee her in the groin (cheap move) or rub her clitoris with his knee.
>>557097601>or rub her clitoris with his knee.>thru her jean shortsthat can't feel good for her
>>557098162You would know, cuntboy
>>557098162You're right, that sounds painful. He kneeds to take her shorts off first, and preferably, use his hand or mouth instead.
>>557098762>and preferably, use his hand or mouth insteadI would honestly like to see (well, see a reference to, since the game doesn't show explicit stuff) Andrew doing the latter, it's kind of underrepresented in media.
>>557098162It's literally the best feeling ever.
>>557100359for who?
>>557100113Been awhile since I saw that edit. It's a classic. I agree; we already know Ashley fit something in her mouth just fine, so Andrew should return the favor.
>>557100448my peanus weenus of course!
>>557101032Hahaha, of course. Your weenus peanus. :D It's literally best feeling ever - for your peanus weenus.
Critical lack of Julia ITT
>>557101498
>>557101498You had your chance in the last thread. It's too late. No more Julia posting until #530.
>>557101658>It's too late. No more Julia posting until #530.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557100847They looked so happy, why did Andrew proceed to be a retard after waking up?
>>557101774I'm sorry, but I don't make the rules. You'll have to post Ashley until then.
>>557101934>no chest hairDo Finnish guys lack chest hair or does Andrew shave?
>>557102310He's an otome game male protagonist. He is basically a women with a dick and no tits.
>>557102163>You'll have to post Ashley until then.She looks like the real thing... she tastes like the real thing
>>557102795Not really.
>>557102795HMMMMM... welp, looks like Ashley to me. Can't confirm the taste or smell through the screen, so you may continue posting. Just make her take off those yellow contacts later.
>>557103114Anon that's not Ashley! It's a hussy in a wig, and those are not contact lenses! You are being deceived! Anon!!!
>>557102663>He is basically a women with a dickPerfection...
>>557103695Does anyone else hear somebody screaming? No, just me? Huh.
>>557077560Her asscheeks included
>>557085280
>>557105476butt bongos
>>557085850I love it. Coffin skeuomorphism!
>>557105834How do you make a system compatibility layer skeumorphic?
>>557106038Simple. If a program is called WINE, you draw the wine bottle from Coffin. It's... it's... it's Nemleian...
>>557105834>skeuomorphism*shoves you into a locker*
>>557106746Now I need Corporate Memphis/Alegria Coffin.
>>557107749Coffin Aero when?
nemmy good kitty
>>557109880The best!
>>557109880Nemmy is a BAD kitty. I saw her sitting at the top of her cat tower while she worked on Episode 4, so I went up to her. I said I'm a big fan of her work, and she hissed at me. I tried to apologize by scratching behind her ears, and she clawed my hand deep enough to draw blood. While I was leaving, I also noticed that she's hitting the catnip hard. I don't think it's legal to possess that much.
>>557110592I don't know, anon, that sounds like Grade A good kitty shit to me. You shouldn't interrupt her while she's catting.
>>557110592>Annoy cat while she's working >ignore her warnings>get scratched>blame catlmao tarskin
>>557110901>lmao tarskinCats are very common in Islamic countries
>>557111794Yeah, that's not what he was saying.
Hypothetically speaking: if you could design merch for Coffin, what would you want? I'm only curious because I'm wondering if putting an Ashley sprite on a beanie would look good or not.
>>557113085Wearable merch should fall into one of two categories: subtle or in-your-face, no in-between. Anything else, like buttons, patches, and keychains can work well almost universally. Plushies are the best, though, and I *will* be pre-ordering two ??? plushies.
>>557113085Andrew body pillow no homo
>>557113085The lack of a ??? plushie is financial suicide from Kit9
>>557114227I have thought about how you would design a plush ???, because I want to make one, and he's oddly difficult to make 3D. If you just sew a ball, countryball-style, it lacks his characteristic fart cloud-ness. And how do you implement the inner black to outer gray color gradient? If you just sew a black circle behind the eyes or dye his face darker, then he only looks good from the front. In the end, I think you'd want to use a two tone fabric with a long pile (long fibers on the fabric) to give him a smoky appearance, like pic related.Hire me Nemlei. I'll do it for free.
>>557116316What about short, fine tassels to make him less solid looking (and for dogs and small children to choke on) in addition to this?
>>557117867Are you picturing a fabric like this, or attaching tassels to a fabric like the tassels tied onto the trinket? Either way, lots of small parts to choke on for easy demon sacrifices.
>>557116316Make him out of a very fluffy fabric, like fleece.
>>557080158I concur!
>>557121360FUCK. THE JOKE IS FUCKING RUINEDI'm going to kill myself.meant for >>557081226
>>557121498I still kek'd
>>557090289I love this I tell hwat
>>557121360I LOVE BLACK PUSSY
>>557121360why are her eyes brown?
>>557122260Because that's not Niglia, that's Milk Chocolatelia by Hussy Confections.
>>557121284Thank you, that's a good idea. Fleece is supposed to be relatively easy to sew, too.
>>557123409I was gonna say to imagine the Thiu's fucking Ashley, but honestly I'm not super into threesomes. FFM doesn't do much for me because I only have one cock and I feel like MMF wouldn't be as enjoyable for the guy who gets the mouth because I think it's a b it much to expect a girl to focus on giving head with another man in her guts
>>557126730>FFM doesn't do much for me because I only have one cockJust hit the gym and train up another one
>>557128949>Do you even dick, bro?>I have three 8 inchers and a 5 inch I'm length training right now.
>>557128949If anything, I wish I could work out my heart. Not in a metaphorical empathy way, but in the sense that I get exhausted really fast
>>557126730>FFM doesn't do much for me because I only have one cockYou have a mouth, bro
>>557130036The mask stays on.
>>557130223what
>>557130036Yeah but what could I do to the second girl that I could not do to the first?
this is how I view all the hussyfags btwnothing but a bunch of extremely hateful and shameless grown ass crybaby tourists who has DEFINITELY never played the game and are just upset for NOT be the way they wanted to be
>>557130313k, but also that pic is cringe
>>557130313I am almost certain that the "you're 20" comment is meant to be an accusation of paedophila since Twittards think the characters in this game are 13 (like themselves)
>>557129903Is that not just doing cardio?
>>557130529>think the character sin the game are 13>that particular fanart of JuliaThat's an absolutely stacked 13 year old. no-pedo
>>557130313>crybaby tourists who has DEFINITELY never played the gameKEK. Newfaggot forgetting that I spent months, if not a year, telling everyone that Julia would return. Not just as a flashback, but in the present day (also that she wouldn't die). Threads upon threads of non-knowing cazzie faggots telling me Julia was gone for good
>>557130902what are you randomly rambling about schizo?
>>557130529>I am almost certain that the "you're 20" comment is meant to be an accusation of paedophilaor perhaps is just one person telling the other who was complaining about the game to grow up?cause let's face it, you shouldn't be wasting your time crying about fictional characters as a adult when there are other important things to do on your daily life instead
>>557130902Why are you bringing that up from nowhere? Are you that mentally scarred that you heard her name and went into a PTSD melty?
>>557130706Uncle Jeff pls...
>>557131054>>557131191I was posting hussies before you even know what a Leyley was. I understand this game better than you shit for brains tryhards ever will
>>557131368So you are having a random melty unprompted.
>>557131181That's the most charitable interpretation but I think anon is right. Why else would he call out that one guy instead of the whole thread?
>>557130313I'm used to people mischaracterizing Coffin's characters and divorcing them from the story that made them so beloved to begin with, but this is especially stupid because the game, and Nemlei, don't hate Julia. She was given a final send-off where she stands up to Andrew and starts a new life where she will presumably be happier. Hell, she's had a better ending than Ashley so far. I understand being upset that Julia suffered, but without Nemlei's story, she wouldn't be who she is, and nobody would care about her.
>twitter screenshot bringing up trannies out of nowhere
The Famitsu mag is probably arriving tomorrow. I'll see if the Coffin rumours are true.
>>557131870You don't understand anon absolutely needs to respond to bait to validate himself!
>>557132119Sweet, I'm curious what it will say. I hope you didn't get duped out of your yen.
>>557131702>but without Nemlei's story, she wouldn't be who she is, and nobody would care about her.do you really expect those retards to actually play the game and then stop giving a shit about her?you know they only hate the game and nemlei just because their forced ship wasn't canon
>>557133008No, I know they're not going to give the game a fair shot. I was just saying it's dumb. It's another case of treating fiction like reality and reality like fiction.
Mad about Julia?
THE FAMITSU MAG CAME EARLY
>>557134040Post AI translations of the Coffin pages!
>>557134040>>557134596>>557132510>>557132119The Famitsu review is just one one page. It also seems like there is a paragraph comparing it to Vampire Survivors? Nevertheless, Coffin is legitimised; our game has been reviewed by a credible mainstream outlet.
>>557134775Holy shit, that's SO fucking cool. I know this game has sold millions, but this really makes me feel like Coffin has "made it," even though that doesn't really make any sense. Also, it's funny seeing English text interspersed with the Japanese
>>557134775Thank you for preserving this for posterity. This is great. I'm a bit disappointed because the review is mainly a vague summary of Episode 1, and the content warning frankly undersells the darkest parts. But you can tell the author enjoyed the game, and he wants to see how it ends like the rest of us. Seeing the screenshot of Andrew and the crime scene out of context gives a very different impression of Coffin's story.
>>557134775>ani-ue....famitsu-san has reviewed gaijin imōgē
>>557135756>and the content warning frankly undersells the darkest partsAs it should, you want those to be a surprise
>>557135756Transrate it prease
>>557135834Tomato Sugihara-shi gave our imouge a most favorable review, Ashuri-chan. The honor of the Graves ie and Nemlei-sama have been restored.
>>557134775>Andrew, the seemingly timid older brother, is fed up with Ashley's rebellious attitude, but when it comes to men who approach her, we get a glimpse of his brotherly personality and loses his cool, showing a side of him that is typical of siblings>typical of siblingsWhy are the Japanese so fucking based? In America you can't even be on speaking terms with your sister without people making washing machine jokes.
NEMLEIHAVE A WASHING MACHINE JOKE IN BURIAL AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>557136514Sorry, I just used Google Translate, so there's probably a lot of nuance missing.>A controversial work that exposes taboos such as twisted sibling love and devil worship>"The Coffin of Andy and Leyley," a horror adventure game released by Kit9 Studio, is available on Steam. Currently available as an early access game, the first half of Chapter 3 is available. As of May 15, the game is not yet available in Japanese, but a Japanese translation patch has been created by volunteers.>The main characters of this work are brother and sister Andrew (Andy) and Ashley (Leyley), who are (for some reason) isolated in their apartment. Their parents have moved to a new house, leaving Andrew to take care of Ashley, who is reckless, easily irritable, and troublesome. This situation alone makes the environment surrounding the siblings unusual. In their isolated apartment, the food supply from the guardians is often delayed, and the siblings are constantly hungry. One day, a neighboring Kart believer is killed by a demon he himself summoned. In their starving state, the siblings begin to see their neighbor's corpse as flesh... and to hide their secret... (You can use your imagination). Unable to stay in their apartment, the siblings escape and embark on a journey of escape - and so the story begins. Along the way, they encounter seemingly unrelated people.(1/2)
Ashley really fumbled her chance to get stuck in the washing machine in Ep2
>>557135834Ashley would totally had been a weeb if she was born a bit later
>>557137334>Andrew, the seemingly timid older brother, is fed up with Ashley's rebellious attitude, but loses his cool when it comes to men who get close to her, and we get glimpses of Ashley's brotherly personality, showing a side of brother and sister that is typical of them. Deep down, they understand each other and even feel a bond. It is for this reason that they also depend on each other. The story also reveals the past trauma that casts a dark shadow over Andrew, and before you know it, the game will become increasingly insane as you play, making you unable to take your eyes off it. It's a fairly standard adventure game, but it also has puzzle elements from Chapter 2 onwards. It may look pop at first glance, but the content is quite extreme, so if you're not a fan of this type of game, be careful.Fuck, has to be 2/3
>>557137334Based translation anon.
>>557136867Sōka...
>>557137452>IMPRESSION: I want to see where this psychopathic brother and sister end up. Nowadays, there is not much difference between the lineup of games released for home consoles and PCs, and I personally have more opportunities to play games on PC than before. However, there are many "controversial" games on PC that are unlikely to be released on home consoles. "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley" is one such example. This is because the game features various taboos, such as twisted sibling love, cannibalism, and even devil worship, making it a game that console gamers might hesitate to play. "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley" has a dark yet tasteful graphic design, giving it a pop and light feel without any direct gore. However, as you play and witness the actions of the brother and sister, whose unique worldview and sense of ethics are completely off-kilter, you feel a tremendous sense of time and sickness. It's crazy. I can't recommend it. The recurring ominous music also makes you feel uncomfortable. But gradually, you begin to develop a curiosity and a desire to see where these two madmen end up at the end of their journey. It's a powerful experience that can only be experienced in a PC game.3/3It's "cult" believer, no idea why the translator thinks he believes in Mario Kart.
>>557137706Google Translate thinks karuto is kart instead of cult, when kart is actually kāto.
Ashley's favorite anime/vn
>>557137865Oh, that makes sense. Thank you for the explanation.>>557137462Glad I could help! Hopefully if there are other glaring errors in the MTL someone can correct them.
Imagine being Ashley and feeling Andrew's cock enter you
>>557139583You are gay
>>557137706>However, as you play and witness the actions of the brother and sister, whose unique worldview and sense of ethics are completely off-kilter, you feel a tremendous sense of time and sickness. It's crazy. I can't recommend it.It's over...
>>557140013I think "I can't recommend it" isn't meant to be taken at face value. Google Translate gave me "I don't recommend it" at first, and it's the only thing I changed, because I think he's saying the game is so intense he can't easily or widely recommend it. He still recommends the game, if the reader is brave enough.
>>557130313>crybaby tourists who has DEFINITELY never played the gameThis a majority of the fandumb on moat sites.
>>557137390Getting stuck in washing machines wasn't invented until the mid 2010s, back then horny women could only sit on them.
>>557140807That makes sense. I wouldn't recommend this game to most people.
>>557134775>Karate Judo Sudo Samurai >10/10Japs BASED!?
>>557136987Japanese girls will straight up proclaim "I'm a brocon, if any bitches dare talk to my brother I want to die" and people will just chuckle and say it's cute. It's not fair.
>>557137879this art is insanely good wtf
>>557137879Sora is literally Ashley but without psychopathic tendencies
>>557137879The art is beautiful, but this made me chuckle
>>557142581>A survey by Mynavi Corporation (conducted up to September 2019) found that over 20% of japanese women with brothers identified themselves as having a "brother complex".Impressive, but we need to pump those numbers up
>>557145336Brother complex? He seems pretty simple to me.
>>557130313Counterpoint: I like Julia, and the guys on Twitter should go dip their heads in Reactor 4. The game is great and I'm excited for chapter 4, but I love my women how I love my Banks; insecure!
>>557145336Keep in mind "brother complex" doesn't translate to a literal "I want my brother to slamfuck my sistussy into the bedsheets and impregnate me." Conversely, it does establish that 20% of the women interviewed—at a baseline—at least acknowledge their brother's qualities as being desirable in a sexual partnership, which for women I would argue brings them a lot closer to the brotherfucker end of the spectrum than an equivalent male on the siscon scale, even the latter is only because they're coping with themselves.>>557145996Anon I'm going to be honest with you the post you replied to feels like pure, unadulterated bait.
>>557146129Probably; I just wanted an excuse to post the smug Julia pic.
>>557146129Even on the mild side of siscon/brocon there's an acknowledged element of jealousy and possessiveness that almost nobody in the West could ever admit to feeling towards a sibling. We're expected to pretend those feelings don't exist, and if they do it's a moral failing. If a brother doesn't want his sister to slut it up then he's pathetic and needs to be minimised.It's part of the modern Western belief that anything that stands in the way of unrestricted promiscuity must be demonised or at the very least cast as low status.
>>557145590And it's called sister complex because dealing with you is anything but simple.
>>557146973>It's part of the modern Western belief that anything that stands in the way of unrestricted promiscuity must be demonised or at the very least cast as low status.If someone held a 2000 year old grudge against a civilization, this would probably be the best way to settle it. You know... "if."
>>557147160It's not "civilization" they have a grudge against per se, just a specific one.
>>557147389I know, that's why I said "a civilization" and not civilization in general.
>>557147447Well, time for suicide.
>>557147160This is a common instance of the "JQ" crowd ignoring the Woman Question. All through history whenever women were given agency they have willingly embraced whoredom above all else.
>>557147669I'm not ignoring the woman question at all, or I wouldn't be if I had any idea what you're talking about, I'm fully aware of what women are capable of unfettered by the chains of family, morality, religion, and tradition. On the other hand, there's only so mad you can get at a 600 lb. gorilla when somebody brings it to your home, pepper sprays it, and then has you arrested to avoid the consequences of doing such a thing.
>>557147669>getting distracted by chaff summons instead of focusing on the bossRookie mistake.
>>557148252Correct. Always geek the mage first.
>>557147968>I'm not ignoring the woman question at allYou're letting them off the hook and pretending their behavior is a result of "da joos" when they behave the exact same way and seek the same anti-civilizational outcomes even when there is a total absence of jews or jewish influence.Historically whenever they attain power they hand the keys to the castle over to the barbarians at the gates while spitting in the faces of the men who gave them civilization. No jews are necessary, or historically even present for this pattern, the common denominator has always been giving women power.
>>557148459Anon I'm not letting anyone off the hook, calm down, I know what you're alluding to.
>>557147669>>557148459Women evolved to live in a patriarchal environment that held them accountable for such things. They would hand over the keys to other men if their men weren't able to keep such a society. It was their way of making sure the men were reliable, and that they were protected. I know most men want to see women as those innocent creatures equally capable of things as us, trust me I do too, but the reality is that we are all animals with underlying survival mechanisms, sometimes at the expense of others. And in the case of women who are less physically and mentally capable, mostly at the expense of others.Now tell me, who's been pushing all those years for the circumstances that would make women see their men as incapable and unreliable, for women's "liberation" and sexual "revolution"? Who's been pushing for infinity immigrants and foreign workers?With that said, it is off topic and we should all shut the fuck up. Unless you want to discuss how this would affect Coffinland
>>557149220>Unless you want to discuss how this would affect CoffinlandNemlei's writing uses sex norms very well; she demonstrates a lot of self-awareness for how women behave (in general) and a shocking amount of insight into how men behave. Coffin would make no sense if Andrew and Ashley's sexes were reversed and nothing else was changed, for example.
Coffandley? game.?
>>557149220Chiefly the ones pushing for those things have been 1) Women, 2) Capitalists, 3)Christians (especially Catholics and their NGOs which dwarf any similarly-minded jewish orgs by a large margin).Jews would probably rank 4th or 5th, but your kind wants to scapegoat them out of ideological convenience.But you're right, this discussion is completely off-topic and should cease.
>>557149337Even some otherwise very good writers struggle with the inner life of characters of the opposite sex. Weirdly the only one I can think of who gets praised specifically for that is Robert Jordan despite WoT's core theme of unbalanced yin and yang and how the gendered magic system works making a lot of people extremely upset.
>>557149337>a shocking amount of insight into how men behaveI somewhat disagree. Andrew is pretty 1-Dimensional and often comes across like a parody of a redditor trying to impress with purple prose.
>>557150453>purple proseI want your copy of dialogue.txt from Episode 1 and 2 fully annotated with literary criticism for Nem Studies class Monday.
My sisters nipples look like Milk Duds. No, seriously, they're very dark, unnaturally so. She buys this whitening cream from Asia that she puts on them every night. I wonder how well it's working? I should ask, maybe she'll let me see them. Or maybe have a little nibble ;-)
>>557142581I threatened to kill my sister's (future) bf and everyone took it like another of my schizo moments.>>557146973The West has fallen. Billion must marry their siblings.
>>557149337Do Toxisoda's shareholders all come from Israel?
>>557150780...Why do you know that, anon?
>>557151443Remember... only one helping of Julia Jelly per day! (The original Neopets is Nem-coded, as the kids say.)
>>557152489>The original Neopets is Nem-coded, as the kids sayGot any more examples of this?
Why sister genuinely asked me if she's a femcel. She has a body count of 6. Maybe in today's society having 6 dicks in you (one of which being anal with a one night stand) makes you practically Virgin Mary, who is he fuck knows.
>>557155286who the fuck knows*
>>557155286"femcels" dont exist.
>>557155286Femcels aren't real. I could write many paragraphs as to why but basically: Women can get sex and a relationship from any looksmatched man, any man "below" them and a lot of men "above" them. As the arbiters of sex, they have a monopoly, a woman is only single and sexless by choice, this is why virgins are seen as noble in every single abrahamic religion, because it is actually a commitment for a female to remain celibate whereas a man who isn't a disgusting rapist must "earn" sex which is in itself a challenge, femcels aren't real because it's impossible for even the fattest ugliest woman to be involuntarily celibate as there will always be a man fat and ugly enough to consider her a catch.
https://x.com/i/status/2021567765879173188
>>557156250fucking ROFLMAOProbably the best thing Douglas could've done in that situation
>>557156250I like how Ashley looks like she's actually paying attention.
>>557156250I see he's been seeing Dr. Calgee along with his wife.
>>557156250wtf is 'DEPO'?
>>557156628Pfizer™ contraceptive injections. May cause brain tumors. Somehow Douglas is familiar with the literature...
>>557156513Ashley's paying attention to Andrew's little Andy if you look closely
>>557156250I feel bad for Douglas. Genuinely that guy did nothing wrong
>>557158119I mean she is but her eyes are on the board; girl learned how to multitask
>>557158220What's there to feel bad about good parents would want their kids to be together because it's better than the alternative
sisters and sex
>>557160727What's the alternative?
>>557162626Letting them be with complete strangers
>>557160727>>557163371I've been giving it some thought, I'd rather my kids be together than with a town bicycle hussy but a childhood friend or high school sweetheart is preferable.Childhood friend > sibling/cousin incest >>>>>> online "dating".
>>557113085>Pink and green bunny plushies (obviously)>Renee's "Ew." mug>Ashley's boots>Ashley's Princess shirt>ToxiSoda-branded merch>>557114143Thiu body pillow when
>>557155286What did you answer
>>557155286She sounds like a slut
>>557166431I asked her "If you decided to be a skank tonight, do you think you wouldn't get laid?". She thought for a few seconds then said "Yeah, I would get laid".
>>557155286Which of the resident /calg/ brother anons are you? Because I don't want to hear a single word about your sister any more
>>557155286In the early 2000s in the normie world the distinction between a regular woman and a whore was having a double digit body count. They'd all stop at 9 to not feel like whores.
>>557155286>Why sister genuinely asked me if she's a femcel.>there are still people who genuinely thinks femcel is an actual thing
>>557155286*My sisterGod dammit
>>557155661By that logic incel is not a thing either since every city on Earth has whores selling their holes for cheap, men also don't have sex exclusively when they don't feel like it.
>>557167407If I told you, you would be very disappointed.
>>557168359I have my suspicions so I am disappointed already.
>>557080839Everyone knows about the "Ashley pointing gun" CG being reused like five times but I always like pointing out that her arm and the gun are copy-pasted between these two as well, lol
>>557169169Honestly I can't blame her, if she finds something difficult to draw (the gun in this case) she'd want to reuse it as much as possible. She doesn't reuse pieces of images that often which I commend her for, so the gun images are more of an exception that prove the rule.
>>557168340Everyone knows prostitutes don't count. What makes an incel or not is whether they can attract a regular person.
>>557168359Do tell
>>557169585Then femcels exist since the men willing to fuck ugly boring girlfailures are not attracted to them as a person they're just enjoying a free hole
>>557169947You're playing dumb. It's whether you can attract a sexual partner without relying on payment, force or coercion.Girls who call themselves femcels are just girls who don't want men on their level and who keep sleeping with higher tier men without commitment. And there's a more apt term for that: Alpha Widow.
>wake up>skim thread>hours and hours of /calg/ pretending it understands women
>>557080158
>>557170745One of the key factors that attracts women is money most of them even think that's the only factor so how is it different from a whore when the whore at least had the decency to ask for a specific price and requires no commitment? That's pretty much the same as fucking a normal girl except the whore is honest about her motives while the "normal" girl will lie constantly
I really think Ashley would be good with computers if she had one growing up. I know it's fun to make fun of her dropping out of high school, but she demonstrates good problem solving skills throughout the puzzle sections to the point of taking the lead where Andrew hesitates or gets lost. I'm not saying she would be a big computer nerd or a Linux power user or anything, but I feel like she'd be getting a hang of things easier than Andrew. She could probably have been decent at coding in another life.
>>557169947Adding on to this a woman who casually fucks multiple men but cannot find a consistent boyfriend is like a man that can't find a consistent girlfriend and instead just masturbates every day.A chronic masturbator is, by no definition of the word, "celibate" but we would still refer to the latter as an incel because incel as a word does not refer strictly to abstinence in the purely sexual sense.It's like when you said, 'just hire a hooker' and got told back 'That doesn't count' because there is a qualitative element to being an incel that exists outside of one's sexual status that can't be remedied by just 'any sex'
>>557172024The whole premise is based on the fallacy that women have emotions they are creatures of pure instinct, the whore will fake emotions just like a "non" whore would if given enough money it's fundamentally the same relationship
>>557172024>A chronic masturbator is, by no definition of the word, "celibate"By definition that is still celibate. Celibacy is sexual abstinence and masturbation is not sex with one's self.
>>557172558>masturbation is not sex with one's self.Yes it is
>>557172481ehh... but what can we do? If incels were capable of acknowledging that women are their own fully actualized people who are just as listless in the modern world as men are they wouldn't be incels in the first place. Trying to argue with an incel for the existence of femcels is fallacious in itself.Case in point.>>557172558What do you think the word celibate means? You know what? Go to a church. Find a priest (or a pastor). I want you to tell him what you think the definition of celibacy is. And I want you to tell me what he tells you.
>>557172843Thiu should stop reading radfem literature
>>557171357Does this CG, as the kids say, have aura?
>>557173491Why would I go ask a pedophile what celibacy is when I could just look it up and provide the definition? Which is what I already did.Sorry that your vibe-based approach to definitions is incorrect.
>>557173491Deranged post
>>557173795Lots
https://x.com/i/status/2021956941787119913
>>557172843What 4chan boards would Thiu lurk on?
>>557173491>You know what? Go blah blah blahI've never seen a post that matches this image so well.
Please take the voluntary/involuntary celibacy kvetching and debate club antics to >>>/r9k/ or >>>/soc/.
Do you think your sister could pass a forklift driving test?
>>557174484Thiu would lurk /soc/, hands shaking as he types out a reply, decides otherwise and closes the window
>>557175049What is wrong with her face?
>>557175049My sister can't drive for shit and when she plays video games she just cannot hit the attack button during a jump, ever. I don't think she has the motor functions to flip the bird let alone operate a forklift.
>>557175143Fetal alcoholism
>>557175116That's why I specifically used "lurk". He wouldn't have the balls to actually reply to anyone.Just like that anon with a Facebook friend request from his sister!
>>557175391>Just like that anon with a Facebook friend request from his sister!That faggot better have been real sweet and gentlemanly with his sister.
>>557175360I relate to your sister... I dropped out of driving school and I suck at action games
nemlei will tell us about Andrew's pp but not his balls. Wake up, liberal
We need an educational institution specifically for women to teach them how to be good sisters.
>>557176873We can sure use one for brothers as well.
>>557177238The brothers of /calg/ are in desperate need of edification...
We need a prison for jackass brothers who are mean and ignore their sisters.
>>557177717I'm not ignoring her, I'm just self-immolating due to dishonoring her. I will have to break the silence soon though.
>>557177717We need correctional facilities for sisters who are literal sluts, and for their parents and brothers who let them be that way
https://x.com/i/status/2021820482270744938https://files.catbox.moe/g5grlk.jpg
>>557134775i may literally wasted most of my hours translating all that shit but it was at least worth itanyway here's the entire review of these two games in englishhttps://files.catbox.moe/25jttd.txt
>>557175116KWASBB(kek what a soft-bussy'd bitch)
>>557178273just use google translate lmao
>>557178793You're just trying to upset me
>>557178273Thank you for your efforts anon
>>557178273
>Go! Nemleyley! Go out and zap to the extreme!>I will! Thank you, mother!
>>557180192
How do we persuade the haggot scourge from invading these threads?Would nuking south america work?
>>557180772What are you own about faggot? North Shitmerica is the continent that hates lolis and false flags loving hags
>>557181169So should we nuke all of the americas? Or are the haggot lovers too disributed?
>>557181169>What are you own about
>>557174484/co/ and /r9k/ most likely, maybe /vg/ if one of the games he plays has a general there
>>557181762*distributedWhat would a distributed haggot network even look like?
>>557182098Is Capitan Backstab /co/ or /tv/?
>>557182098>/r9k/How long would Thiu get muted for?
>>557180192CUTE
>>557181932I owned your mom
>>557177717Which /calg/ brother would end up in prison first?
>>557182545It's /co/. It's a superhero cartoon. Thiu being a capefag is disappointing, but forgivable.
>>557183279The one that jerked off into his sister's skin care products, easily. Followed by, of course, the dishes fag.
>>557180192Nemleyley...what are you doing with that Xbox?
>>557182098What sort of games does Thiu play anyway?
>>557185641>Visual novels...>What kind?>........>What kind of visual novels, Thiu?>........................
>>557185641Otome games
Little sisters are big cute
>>557186887Ones with light puzzle elements, clearly
>>557185641The kind of games he marks as hidden on Steam because he feels if he had any friends (which he doesn't) they would shame him for it.
>>557187032A walk-n-talk adventure involving cannibalism and a botched satanic ritual, perhaps? A popular genre indeed.
>>557187381If your friends would legitimately shame you for the things you're into, you need better friends. That said, I think marking a porn game hidden if you're into that stuff is just being polite, because frankly I don't want to know that you're currently masturbating nor what you're masturbating to.
>>557187779I'm currently masturbating to your post. Those curvy "p"s and "o"s... unf
Siblings are cats
What exactly happened here, /calg/?
>>557190931Are you dumb?
>>557191874hey some people here might as well be results of inbreeding given the nature of /calg/ cut them some slack
>>557192107Inbreeding isn't a magic spell that one-shots your genes
>>557190931Subdermal haematoma induced by the compression of a large blood vessel.
>>557105834Big words don't fit in your mouth