Previous: >>557011142>[Summon] "Fate/strange Fake" Premiere Celebration Richard I Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0204_sf_pu2/2026-02-06 20:00 - 03-01 19:59 PST>[Event] Valentine's 2026 - Beyond the River of Chocolatehttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0127_valentine_2026/2026-02-04 00:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[Summon] Valentine's 2026 Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0203_valentine_2026_pu/2026-02-04 00:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlRate Up Tracker: https://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.pngQuartz for next Summer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/alter-faq
Final form Yuyu...
>>557134347I've spent years building immunity to poison.
>>557134663Seems like that would just slowly kill your liver while doing nothing to prevent you from being poisoned
Kama Love!
>>557134531New ass focused wada servant when???
>>557134713Nah. There's something to it, but the issue is that it only works for a select group of substances and you need to build a tolerance for each of those separately. As Paracelsus said: the poison is in the dose.
I love my dorky wife, Jalter!
>fandom have jackshit beside enemy name>gamepress has full blown in depth detail and guideapologize
We did it bros!
>>557134713It varies from poison to poison. Theoretically possible with cyanide but not with ricin
>>557135157Only contrarian retards hate gamepress.
>>557135245Disgusting. Shame on you.
>>557135354>>557134713Also animal venom is by far the most amenable to tolerance building, which Serenity's might be most like?
>>557135463We love sluts here sweaty.
>>557135613I thought Serenity's was some kind of super poison that constantly changes composition.
>>557135659Idk dude, I can't be assed to look up the materials book
armpitussy
Good morning bros
Liz love!
Personally I think this thread could use a little more Liz love
Thread needs more Jalter appreciation.
>>557135731Well me neither. That's why I don't know.
>>557136320Liz Love!>>557136741Jalterfag hate!
>>557136741Horchata is the best!
>>557137004Cringe.>>557137117Based.
すみませんみんな、こんにちはWatashi wa Jannu Horta-sanI'm a 19 year old French Otaku (Anime fan for you baka gaijins). I draw Anime doujinshi on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Dark Souls, Nioh, Persona series)I train with my three Katanas every day, these superior weapons can cut clean through anything because they are folded over a thousand times, and are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license several years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well (unlike my big sister). I know everything about Japanese history and the crazy mad bushido code, which I follow 100% dammit!When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an a famous mangaka, or doujinshi-ka for a famous circle!I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my kouhais and sempais and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Japan!
>>557138130based
>>557137820Ehhhh sugoi
One of my friends keeps using my grailed 2*Very cool
>>557138908Someone was really obsessed with my all slot for a month
>>557136741Upgrade.
I am the alter ego of sex
>>557139732https://youtu.be/jvjDr8KKtsE
We're getting ever closer.
Uhhhh
The sex class.
>>557140926This NEEDS Wagina desu
>>557140920I’ve got a quick version
>>557140926where is gogh
Just deleted 3 inactives. Add me bros
kama...sex with hindu trans godma...
sent, kiara in all haha
shrekma... little cock suckma...
kameleonma... she kama and go
your my lover not my rivalma..
>>557143585no. you deleted me, kudai.
America's golden age is over now. We're going all in on Irish servants now.
LOL!
Ati milkies
>>557145426ati is a man, and a neckbeard with body odour too
>>557145561/ourguy/
>>557145561Anon, we are all little girls while on 4chan
>>557146516Sis... SMOOCH
>>557145561wtf he's literally me?
There is nothing wrong with habing a neckbeard. The "professional" look that people push is just metrosexual feminized bullshit
>>557148632true and based!
>>5571487202cats
>>557148720Fuck off normalfag.
Yay,Total Britomart Victory
>>557149061thank you
>>557149061>>557149138
>>557149248literally me
ew
>>557149505>>557149627>>557149576Fucking kill yourself.
>>557148632isn't metrosexual when guys are getting horny when they're in a metro or something
>>557149894
>>557150048I will uppercut you in the armpits with a hammer.
I will literally shatter your brachial arteries and rip your axillary nerves to pieces.
Wonder of Q.
>557150358>>557150174
>>557150648I will chop your limbs off and tie you to a tree covered in honey.
>>557151004thank you
>>557151238No problem bro.
>>557151812I look like this.
>>557151873Hello madam
Hello content?
>>557152430This but Jalter.
>557151004>557151553
>>557152378Hi, this is content, how can I help you?
Would it be retarded to want to start playing this game in the year of our lord 2026?
>>557154397post bobs and bajeena pls
>>557154532No but people will tell you it is to doompost. Ignore them and decide for yourself.
>>557154532It would be very incredibly retarded.
>>557155362Heh
>>557154532Not if you post fc, newcutie
>>557134531Is it just me or they suddenly increased FPS?
my mushroom waifu can't possible be this powerful
>>557156327>FPSUhhhh, bro? This is JRPG
>>557156954Holy mother of pixels, what the fuck are you playing this game on? A CRT TV?
ez
>>557156954those command spell buffs from class score is such a cool mechanic
>>557157563Truth nuke
>>557157131i took a screencap of the video i recorded because fuck compressing it for this shitty honeypot website
>>557143990Kama Kamaleon...
>>557159076brah, what kind of shitty video are you even taking? >compressingwhat compressing lol
>>557159708
I like nerodo you like nero /alter/?
>>557160209UMU! /alter/ is umu general
>>557160209I am strongly indifferent.
>>557160209she for hanako
Can I get some bobussy posted in here?
>>557160662>she for hanakohakuno is for me though
>>557160816Nah
>>557160841i'd win
>>557160841>>557160903Servants who would unironically say this?
>>557161060Lord Logress
>>557161093but she lost
>>557161060
>>557160209Actual villain of Fate/Extra. Still don't care for or against outside of that though.
Dead...
>>557162331>Fate/Extra.draco in fate extra record?
>>557160209Her umu and voice piss me off
>>557163021If only cute servants would be posted, then the thread could be saved
ENTERGRAND ASSASSIN
>>557163486Someone just posted Nero.
>>557163486Did someone say the cutest?
Cocкa
>>557163486my cute ati princess boy
Bobby Sith…
>>557163980Sexiest slut on the moon
sexiest pure virgin on the moon
>>557164274not after i'm done with her.
>>557164274>single mother of five>pure virgin
virgin wife, happy life
>>557164274Get double cucked bitch
>>557164478Why did she have so many kids if she hates them all?
I love this dork
>>557165586so she can sic them on retards, like this >>557164891, dogs' anuses
>>557165605hehe you can eat my chocolate if you want wink wink hehehehe
>>557165853does clay have a girl cloaca or a boy cloaca?
>>557160209Nero is simply the best.
>>557165960Only one way to find out.
>>557165960The echidna's four-tip
>>557166038Umu's Bountiful Boobies.
baobhan sith my black queen
>>557166038Thank you
loving clay sex
>>557166630Wtf is this abomination
>>557166970Age accurate Jeanne, with the right amount of sag.
>>557166630Amazing titties
>>557166970Jalter forma de Funbags, looks like
>>557166630Holy shit it's BB Dubai!!!
she's actually called Big Breasts.
>>557145268It's really wild that that faggot Rednal thinks this is a worthy undertaking. Literally nothing happens in this one; not even a ""joke".
>>557167426Every gacha game ever has some retarded officially supported community member whose sole job is to make "silly" comics or things of that nature. However, for some reason, not only are they never funny they usually just have no fucking punchlines or joke at all.
which way white man?
>>557167980Schez.
>>557167980all 3
>>557167980Kiara.
>>557167426kys. you're just too dumb to get it
>>557167980Both
>>557167774I remember when he tried putting his shit on mangadex and he couldn't understand why everyone hated it. His cope was that it doesn't need to be entertaining or have jokes most of the time because it's supposed to be SoL.
>>557167980>>557168020>>557168187>>557168251>>557168324
>>557167980BBKiara is death and probably smells like talcum powderI don't think I'd get along too well with Schez
Why did you do it /alter/?
>>557167980Paizuri with all three at once thanks
>>557167980Middle
>>557168284>chugs stein of apple juice
Are they gonna make an fgo 2?
>>557168939You're living in it.
>>557168939It was called Arcade and it's already EOS'd. You're now waiting for FGO 3.
>>557169202wrong. arcade is going to outlive fgo
>>557169202That was more like a rerelease.
>>557168396It is, unfortunately he got a bunch of lore and characterization wrong as well. The comic is essentially only using FGO sprites to shamelessly exploit the game's popularity while being its own schizophrenic canon.Examples:>Kama shittalking Arjuna Alter and saying how he'll never compare to Shiva, when he was the reason why she dipped out of LB4 and made Ooku>making Kadoc and Kirsch the chud asshole crypters and Beryl as the cool bro character when it's the exact opposite>obviously every single girl wants to fuck Guda, but written in a way that would make even the most hardcore 4channel self-inserters experience second hand embarrassment, this also ties with the above point where Guda is constantly cucking Kadoc with Ana
>>557169720*smack* shuddup, nerd
FGO secondaries will never have bestma.. cutestma....
>>557169880I have a lot of Kamas though...
https://x.com/mogullaz/status/2021962231676846561?s=20
>>557170090kama!
>>557169793WAAAH
>>557160209waitign for draco summer
Does anyone have a 120 Kama I can borrow
>>557170484I'm not a cuck
>>557170090Mental illness
>>557170341more like drummer amirite
>>557170654We love kama here
>>557170627So you don’t have Kama? Okay.
>>557170341She's already wearing a bikini you retard
>best chapter OC2 is nextFucking finally. After that, I can safely quit FGO.
>>557170849We already did this joke with Ushi
>>557170917melt love!
>>557170341She should be wearing a buster hoodie because of her three buster cards but more importantly because blue doesn't match her visual color scheming at all
>>557169720
>>557171082This guy is great. I always love these
>>557171082peak sex
>>557170090Mental wellness
>>557171326Holy fuck I'm gonna cum
>>557170917Penguin noooo
I am too small to satisfy my Rinwives, they crave massive insertions...
>>557135120>>557136741>>557152461>>557167081
>>557171613rin likes tiny asian penis
>>557171826But not the actual image taken from Reddit, eh?
Confess.
>>557171826
Nero's puffy and slightly hairy pumussy.
>>557172047
>>557172126wtf is this real?
>>557171996I've been rolling on the story banner at least 2 times a month since I started playing this game back in 2017.I've yet to see a single Medb
>>557172189lol poorfag
Should I finally play Extra and CCC before OC3? They're both in English now, right?
>>557173150huh
>>557173334It means babe
>>557171082>the best wife is the one who gets fucked by the most people
love me some RedChad
>>557172617Probably not a terrible idea.I'm about halfway through EXTRA myself and I don't think I'd make it even if I picked it back up today.
>>557173334It also stands for a hot fuckable girl in Russian slang
>>557173334
>>557173631>I'm about halfway through EXTRA myself and I don't think I'd make it even if I picked it back up today.Does it suck that much to play? I know the remake is ALLEGEDLY coming out this year and ALLEGEDLY coming soon, probably after OC3 obviously. But if the gameplay really does blow as much as I've heard I might just risk it and wait. Also obviously I already did SE.RA.PH without playing either game so I can't imagine I'd suffer that much more with OC3. I feel like I've synthesized a good bit by now as well so I'd be less lost than I was with SE.RA.PH.
>>557174268I think it's fine. Every turn is a handful of rock paper scissors games in a row. Specific enemies favor certain attacks though so you basically just play the odds and as you keep killing that enemy more 9f its actions are revealed absolutely in advance. I do tend to turn the speed up in the emulator as I'm going through dungeons and normal battles though.
im enemy of women
*knock knock*
Wait Nemo engineer is a woman? This changes things…
>>557176027based
>>557176647i don't even know which one is male or female.
>>557176735They are all male and have cute penises
>>557176647That's the only female.
>>557176647>This changes things…I don't see why
>>557176735The female ones are the ones who have bows in their hair. Professer, Engineer, and Baker
Can servants get you pregnant?
>>557177460According to some scientific study made by a certain Chaldea staff, the answer is not yet, but we will keep doing these experiments.
>>557177751sis itty bitty milkers
>>557134531>Log in>No content>Log outWhen is ordeal call 2?
>>557178320Tonight.
nun wife
Why even keep playing when we know that the ending is fucking horrendous?
Me and Hakunon
>>557178770me want summer brad
Albert stop hiding my friend's good supports you rat fuck.
>>557178770Because sometimes you just wanna watch a car crash in person.
>>557178320It only appears if you burn your Avenger servants.
>>557179000cute dubs
>>557177460I'm pretty sure they can if Skadi's rune magic is used.
>>557179221How is it not medicine? Possession is an ailment, so undoing it is treatment.
>>557178770Why is onii-chan is so fucking stupid?
they call me the nigger... not because im black...but... because im black...
Saber = PaladinArcher = RangerLancer = MonkRider = Fighter (for lack of alternatives)Caster = Wizard/Warlock/Sorcerer/Druid/Cleric/Bard/ArtificerAssassin = RogueBerserker = Barbarian
>>557179565Rider = Knight/Horseman
>>557179348Shut up. You'll never be half the artists as Rednal
>>557179565>Lancer = MonkYou sure about that one?
yep im skipping this event literally the worst story ive seen in the entire fucking game
>>557179828Lol filtered
>>557179221LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL DEFEND REDDIT CONTENT!!ONORE AM I RIGHT?
>>557179781I've never felt so owned.
>durrr Bazett is useless and only good for memesGet your lying asses out here. She's able to do the 90++ node consistently with a 6CE setup.
>>557179828This event is better than most of EoR.
>>557179828>Not skipping everything after lostbelt 7Get on my level.It was fucking over since they started shitting out male santas, awful summer servants, and doing shit collabs with shit TM series.
>>557180041Did you just use those three or is there a third support in the backline?
>>557180041Lemme see the set up? I barely use my bazett. Just got skadi so I can use triple skadi.
>>557180041I feel bad for you.
Okay is there something I'm missing or does this game just randomly fuck you with supports sometimes. Was using a friend's Andromeda to farm all day yesterday and now she just won't show up all. He still has me added and she's still on his event support list so what the fuck.
>>557180116true
>>557180196Most recent logins are prioritized and I think one friend is less likely to appear as you keep choosing him.
>>557180168>>557180175Just the bog standard triple Skadoo setup. You preferably want two summer Skadoos.
>>557179565Foreigner = Great Old One Warlock
>>557179797Yes. Polearms and staffs are considered Monk weapons.
>>557179221
>>557180601>staffsStaves.
>>557180651BRAVO
>>557180651
>>557180601That's low level shit. It's the class you play to punch things.
>>557180668Shouldn't have second guessed myself.
Well I feel retarded. I've used the valentine CEs for XP since you always get them again each year, but I must have also done it to Mash's CEs which you can never get again.
>>557180974Hoarding is bad, you did the right thing, king.
>>557180974I always burn Mash's Valentine CEs because fuck Mash.
>>557180974Chocolate is for eating
>>557181207Morgan...
stinky thread
>>557182031Ew a phoneposter
>>557181207Wait is it actually meant to be Lord less" and not "Roadless"?
>>5571825838 years of this shit and you still don't understand what japanese think puns are
>>557182583Yes
>>557182583It's a double pun like JETS's NP being Knight of Owner.>Owner because he can steal anything he touches and make it his own>Honor because he's still honor bound
>>557182583>NP subtitle is "The Now Unreachable Utopia">hurr, is it meant to be roadless or lordless?
Why is Tamamo the best part of Suzuka's Valentine?
>>557182857Nice cope.
>>557182857Nasu is the dude who translated "My body is made of swords" as "I am the bone of my sword" in English. These aren't puns, they're just shitty English since Nasu barely knows the language.
>>557183003I don't remember Tamamo appearing in Summer Suzuka's Valentine scene
>>557183003Honestly, Suzuka isn't a very interesting character. Someone like Tamamo can easily steal her thunder
>>557182919The utopia could be unreachable because it doesn't have a lord.
>>557183405>he can't appreciate Nasu's deep and rich understanding of puns
>>557183601But Morgan is the queen....How can it be lordless?
>>557183812She's a dogshit queen who didn't fix anything and even she knew that.
>>557183405Nasu does lots of shitty "puns" on japanese is just that his english ones are way worse. Like, you know why Altera was the third xmas servant? Because for nasu 3=san=hun was an HILARIOUS pun.
>>557182583Her NP is>If I can't have it no one can
>>557183812Lords and ladies are below the king.
>>557183601It doesn't need a lord to be reachable.
>>557180874Can you do the one with Mlet/
>>557184756We need a cringe Reddit comic as a base, bro.
>>557184864https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/sjvraa/tricking_melt/dozo
wtf bros should I accept?
>>557183428Did you actually see it? Because it's a pretty significant part
>>557185492How do you pronounce his name?
>>557185590Missingno (not the fun version that clones your rare candies though)
Roboto sex
>>557185927garapon
>read roland's valentine>he beats astolfoThis is so retarded. Astolfo was able to go toe to toe with Karna and defeat spartacus while in a weaker rider container. He'd curbstomp roland.
>>557186348
>>557185492That's the Goghschizo's alterego
>>557186348Bro watched dude valentines to compare power levels
>>557186348People actually watch the male valentines...?
>>557186629If you didn't, you probably wouldn't know there's a growing army of possessed dolls in (you)r room
>>557184040It's Mephistopheles's Impotant Rage, but super strong just because.
>>557186732viy, cu alter and what else
>>557184001Her kingdom lasted a lot fucking longer than Artoria's lmfao
>>557186348>go toe to toe with KarnaWhich is to say he supported Sieg in the 2v1.>and defeat spartacusWhich is to say he was one of several servants present when Spartacus went down.
What'll happen first. Record actually releasing or Tsukihime Remake getting a official PC port.
>>557186849SD Tametomo, others I don't remember because I only watch new (to me) scenes
>>557186348Roland/Orlando IS the MC of Charlemagne Paladins, bro, none of the paladins can defeat him in a fight. I mean all the paladins knew "Orlando Furioso" was fucking unstoppable so they had to dress Astolfo as a girl so he could blow moon dust into Roland's face (before getting raped) to stop his madness because they knew none of the paladins can stop him.
>>557185084With 1000 reddit points it has to be funny
>>557186846Strength in gameplay =/= strength in lore
Darius elephant ride still is the best male gift desu
>>557186694zako
Can we post Achilles valentine's CE now or does posting it still gets you banned?
Zamn. Zoomers are built like that???
>>557187037I'm still baffled there is no doujin about mad Roland raping all of Astolfo's holes desu.
I am cringe and cringe is me.
>>557187361let's see
>>557187553I'm rooting for you
i am the bone of my cringe,so as i pray...UNLIMITED CRINGE WORKS
>>557187704Why is FSN the only one with kino chants?
>>557187704i cry i pray mon dieu
>>557187912Heed my words!My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny.If you heed the Grail's call, then follow humanity's path and answer me!Seventh Heaven clad in the great words of stargazers...Come forth, pass on your judgement, and punish my enemies... Guardian of the Scales!
>>557188513The summoning chants have never been cool aside from the modified chant to summon Berserkers.
>>557167980Kiara and Schez are for sex BB is for marriage
>>557189024cringe, summoning chants are always cool
>>557189024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOamqoKyGJEWhat's not cool about raving with Gray?
>>557187912Thought keys, Activate!...The Kunlun Mountains belong to Yuanshi Tianzun.Invested in the fish-tailed golden crown and the crane robes, unite the heavens and the earth as one!An immortal aura, godly and pure! Divine Xian of paradise, descend now before us!In my hands lie the peerless treasured blades!Encompassing geography and astronomy alike, the eight trigrams lie within me!With them, I am on equal footing with a Divine Xian!And as proof...Before me, the King Father of the East, Dongwanggong. To my right, the Flame Emperor, Shennong.Behind me, the Queen Mother of the West, Xiwangmu. To my left, the Mother Goddess, Nüwa.May the great Jade Emperor bestow his blessing upon us under Torch Dragon Zhulong's radiant light!...Protected memory space, forced connection!With initiative from Yuanshi Tianzun, spirit from Lingbao Tianzun, and expertise from Daode Tianzun, I reach the heights of the Heaven of Jade Purity!To the source of all things, Taiji, now hear my plea!
idiot saved png as jpg
>>557189205That's not a summoning chant.
>>557189408He forgot to activate his thought keys first
>>557186872Yeah because said Kingdom was just a fairy tale she wrote and even then she ended up dying like the pathetic dictator she was. Now in chaldea she has to suck Guda's cock like a prostitute she always was meant to be.
>>557189761like mother like daughter
>suzuka's entire character is being a harlot looking for love>gives you friendship chocolateWhy is this allowed
>>557190287not me sorry
>>557190313You were too nice to her, now she prefers you as a friend than a potential court.
Doreiku np4! ssr ticket for np5 soon!120... i dont know when...
>>557184040That's how you should be. Only faggots think otherwise and say that "just be happy for others XD" shit.
>>557190472If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, you’ll know it was meant to be.
>>557190313The Tamamo part at the end muddled that even more, since she's basically making fun of her for doing a nice guy routine at the start.
>>557190472Context sensitive
>>557190472Kill yourself Jaltercuck.
Post paizuri funds
>>557190615Cuck ass nigga.>>557190761No. It applies to everything.
>>557190287YOU DIDN'T COME TO ME, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
BB phit
>>557192319BBQ pit?
Bob toes
>>557192987Wow the person named after an animal wants to speak for everyone and declare we're all beasts. What's next, Locusta saying we're all mushrooms deep down?
>>557193203>What's next, Locusta saying we're all mushrooms deep down?I wish.
>nobody noticed the errori'm safe.
>>557193607Something about meat and a jaguarman image? I don't speak Spanish
Bros you aren't going to spend Valentine's alone right bros?
>>557192303How can she be a whore when she didn't come to an unworthy master even after he spent everything he had?
We heckin respect women here.
>>557193717It doesn't matter now :)))))>>557193908i actually put my peepee in women to show respect.
>>557194124Takeru is a girl?!
Madame Jalterschizo is offer zer meds again today I see!!
>>557194447Sis don't be so jealous.
>>557189330Isn't this chant unbalanced? Dongwanggong and Xiwangmu should be to his East and West while Nuwa should be paired with Fuxi rather than Shennong.
>>557191863I did the math already, I will reach her rate-up with like 1100 rolls, getting both teen mom and Andromeda in less than 50 rolls each was a blessing.
Aoko in 72 days
>>557195286No. Xiwangmu is of the west but she's positioned behind him. He's facing East.
>>557189330Kinda want to memorize this
>>557195948just record it and play it on earphones while sleeping
>>557195892Why is he facing East? I'm like 99% sure that's poor approach for an Eight Gates Formation.
goku super saiyan 9999999999 vs jalter who wins
>>557153631Why isn't this outfit available?
>>557196341Same reason other outfits for characters aren't. It would be a good thing and we can't have that
>>557196289Jalter's got this
>>557196280I wouldn't know. I think the only inauspicious direction is South and I think the direction he's facing is dependent on what he's trying to do. The East is the direction of the Azure Dragon, so maybe that has something to do with it.
>>557196687Black polish toenails...
>>557196538>>557196289My wife obviously.
>>557197023bob is polish?! and black?!
>>557197293Just like me...
Barghest > Melu > Bob
>>557198521Barg looks like a man bro
>>557198689If men looked like that I wouldn't need women
>>557198689Men don't have big tits or cute voices bro.
>>557198521This but the other way around
>>557198689>he sees tits larger than 22 melons>sees a manMental Pollution EX
>>557198997he’s probably not that blind to see the picture beyond the tits
Muscular girls are great.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/Baobhan%20Feet%205.jpg/
>>557199520Mental asylums really need to make a comeback
>>557199520There's been a couple threads where he's been banned and going and looking at the deleted posts in the archive is always completely fucking grim.
>>557199520he really love her
>>557200129It could have been any jpeg with tits, don't kid yourself
>>557200129He really loves being a shitposting faggot is what he loves.
>>557200129...feet
>>557200446He's just like me frfr
>>557198689>initially think Barg is some hulking Behemoth of a woman>turns out she's the same size as meI am tired of those shit where Japan claims a woman is huge, and in reality she's still small or barely average.
>>557202095I want to believe she's a 7 foot tall monster so she is
>>557202095Nigger most girls are not that tall. And girls being smaller is better. Barg's height works for her though don't get me wrong.
your mom looks like man
>>557202324I want a monster of a woman who's 7 feet tall like >>557202179 says. I guess Ibuki in her combat mode at 10 feet sorta works. The problem with her is she'll be wearing that whore cheerleader outfit, get sloshed, and then run a train on your ass.
>>557202095At 190 cm she's a giantess.
>>557202476A bimbo goddess is just too fundamentally different from a hulking lady-knight
>>557202476>The problem with her is she'll be wearing that whore cheerleader outfit, get sloshed, and then run a train on your assThat's only a problem if you're a little bitch.
>>557202095>I am tired of those shit where Japan claims a woman is huge, and in reality she's still small or barely averageFucking this. I forgot what VN I was reading, but they were constantly calling this girl huge, but she ended up being just 167cm or something
>>557202882Now this girl is a perfect height ;_;
>>557202853I guess I don't have any worksafe medusa images handy. Anyway that was Fate
>>557202853>167cmThat's too tall for a girl, especially a Japanese girl.
>Jeanne d'Arc (Alter), or Jalter, from Fate/Grand Order is 159 cm tall (approximately 5 feet 2.5 inches) and weighs about 44 kg (97 lbs). She is often depicted as a petite yet aggressive, lean character rather than a muscular one. Absolutely peak.
>>557203229
>>557203252
Why did they sabotage Semiramis's gameplay?>Oh buster down and a poison is too powerful >better make it cost 8 stars>Double Summon would be too broken if it actually gave her class advantage against Assassins >Better make it so she neutral against Casters>People are using Assassins against Casters, right?
The ideal female height is 140cm desu
>>557203015
>>557203024>That's too tall for a girlIt depends on where you live. Here most girls on tinder or in real life are 165cm+. Hell, my little sister is 172cm tall, and all her friends are around her height. I myself am 192cm>especially a Japanese girlI guess. A lot of girls I met in japan were around 162cm tall. Maybe younger girls eat more protein or some shit or I just matched specific girls
>>557203484Based. Femcels on suicide watch.
>>557203484maybe if she is 10 years old
>>557202095>Barghest is shorter than meConcerning that Britain's Lostbelt was done in by the true Fae, the ever fabled Man-laet.
>>557202882Less erotic than her official art.
>>557203589>It depends on where you liveOnly if you want what's average or local to you.>or I just matched specific girlOh you're a normalfaggot.
>>557203484Not really, especially if you're tall. I also thought that I wanted a short girl because of the >imagine meme, but I prefer it when they are a little taller. It's just much easier to do anything with her that way
I dont care for the shitty ai art. keep it in the catboxes.
>>557203594out of 10!
Need short gf to ride on my shoulders and give piggy back rides too.You cant do fun and cute things with average or taller girls.
>>557203863>>557203737
>>557203937>>557203565>>557202882
>>557203791What you want is a man, you faggot.
>>557203863>m-muh heckin fanartists commissions!lol
>>557203906they usually live longer than 10 years
>>557203863I had a cat that liked to kick sand like she was burying shit, but she'd do it right on the edge of the catbox so it would just so get get litter everywhere if I didn't lay out a towel in that area. Basically that's how I view the effectiveness of hoping these people will just keep it to catbox.
>>557203759>Oh you're a normalfaggotNot really, I'm just tall and confident. I doubt any real normalfag would post here out of all places
Need short gf to make-out outside an elementary school
Do you like the paladins of charlemagne?
>>557204269I think they're fun
>>557204225>sex haverliterally a normalfag
>>557203937?
>>557204269I like Brad's ass, that's it
>>557204148AI art hurts no one. Get over yourself.
>>557204269I like Brad and Charlie. Astolfo and Roland are annoying
>>557204561Wrong and no
>>557204269Yep, but I have no idea why they made them all into complete fucking retards
>>557204269I like Brad and Astolfo. Charlie and Roland are annoying.
>>557204627Who is it hurting then?
>>557204797Creating brain drain and flooding everywhere with low quality shit has downsides. You just have to have the slightest grasp of long term thinking
>>557204269No. They're all fucking annoying. I'm disappointed Karl Magnus is attached to those smoothbrains.
>>557205035>it cant be low quality if a human draws itlol okay
>>557205050Karl Magnus as he appears in Fate is the fucking lamest of the lot.
>>557204797listen, pal, I have to charge $1,000 per commission to pay for Netflix and Starbucks, get it?
>>557205091Well that is exactly what I said. You're really good at this.
>>557204797but le hecking real artists!
>>557205147>paying to stream instead of just torrentingHoly kek>>557205164Just admit you're butthurt about your loss of commissions.
>>557204269Anyone who says they dislike Astolfo got their mind corrupted by Ankoman. He's the ultimate bro and wingman. Hell he'd become your girlfriend too if you swing that way.
>>557205269torrenting hurts the industry and damages you pc, lad.
>>557205384You really overestimate the reach of some random NTR artist someone liked to shitpost with here, but Astolfo is a bro
>>557205384I've never read a ankoman doujin in my life. I still hate him and his lol so cuhrazy XD personality
>>557205139His design is bad but I respect the hustle.
can you bros help me out giving me ideas for a team that can 3 turn las vegas in ordeal call? i'm using mom + 2 fox ladies and an oberon but it takes me like 6 or 8 turns sometimes
>>557205471>torrenting damages your PClolwut. I actually have a bunch of streaming services for "free" from other shit, but never use them because it's more convenient to torrent or download everything than navigate their bullshit.
>>557205384Ankoman did nothing wrong.
>>557205667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf8ZXwUhDHIUse the death resist down MC on whatever wave you use Nitocris on
>>557205471>muh industryHoly shit fuck off to reddit. I bet you think adblock hurts the internet and gives you viruses too.
There's supposed to be 12 paladins right? Did we get the coolest ones?
>>557204269I still want a Paladins of Charlemagne vs Knights of the Round vs Shinsengumi event.
>>557206278No. Aside from Roland, we only got irrelevant shitters.
>>557205667That's the QP one right? I think people were using Dough Man for that one, but there's also a setup for saber alter if you have a high enough NP level. The QP you get from that one sucks though. You're better off doing one of the high bond ones and just farming doors after you use up pods
>>557206281This minus the Shitskingumi, of course.>>557206351Are they not all irrelevant shitters. I've at least heard of Roland outside of Fate.
>>557206042Jalterkek...
>>557206278Roland and Charlemagne are the only ones I've heard of outside of Fate
>>557205384>that new astolfoXnoah doujinIf only you knew how many times I've mastrubated to that one
>>557206351>>557206558It's not like name recognition is what makes a cool hero anyway. King Arthur is lame as shit.
>>557206394what are the high bond ones?
>>557206704Recently the Stheno one and before that the Helena one. Pretty sure they both give the same amount
>>557206278There are 13 now
>>557206887If we count him, he mogs the whole group.
>>557206281Are there even any other groups to be considered?
>>557207063The various robin hoods (that have only been hinted at), the Tamamo 9, idk the apostles could probably all be summoned
>>557205676enjoy the viruses, pal>>557206206Ads support the industry unlike you
>>557207063the argonauts
>>557207256Reminder there's things you can talk about now that aren't bait
>>557207063Pandavas and Kauravas. Trojan allies. 108 stars.I don't know how loose with the groups we want to get here.
>>557207063Fionn knights
My wife’s.
>>557207063I think we have no praetorian guards yet, not even the ones who served Nero.
>>557207256>goy unironically believe thisWell time for for me to drink.
>>557207663>summon a praetorian guard>every roman servant shits themselves
>>557207617Imagine the smell
Can you stupid retarded faggots just quit replying to the Jaltercuck already? He literally makes the exact some posts every single time he brings up the AI art argument he timeloops this discussion at least three times a week. He says the same thing every time just quit giving this retard attention and he'll eventually starve to death or die of liver failure.
>>557207829Maybe you should just learn to draw better...
>>557207829
>>557207704Aiyaaa! You're wasting it!Let me lick it up for you.
>>557208091Step away from my wife bro. Before you get messed the EFF up??!!
This Paladin seems cool. I don't know why he's gripping his sword by the blade though.
I want Cassiuss to dab on Caligula and rape Nero
>>557208379What's with the dildo?
>>557208379The way the shield is placed kind of makes it look like he's in a wheelchair
>>557208518>>557208529He will be our first crippled Servant and he'll be gay. Fate is so progressive.
>>557207829go outside loser
>>557208816We hate grass here.
>>557208714We already have Okita, bro
>>557209156She's a fake cripple. It's stolen valor.
>>557209156>>557209249She is terminally ill, that isn't the same as being crippled.
>>557209249It wasn't stolen. It was won behind the ramen shop
>>557208714your Melt, bro?
>>557209541I guess, but she gets by pretty well.What we need is Fast Wheels.
>>557209651can work as hephaestus/vulcan pseudo t h
They should add Lugh and make him an AoE Bazett.>>557210232>PsuedoThankfully, we're past that bullshit.
>>557210232Fund it.>>557210401We need Fast Wheels though bro.
>>557210401Lord El-Meloy the first can only get in as a pseudo, bro.
>>557210468I actually agree. Hopefully we're around the point where Nasu will allow clap servants without random shit mixed
>>557210842I really wouldn't mind if he is a pseudo or not.What I do want though is a Mercury-kun wheelchair that he does a lot of sick tricks and maneuvers on and smug condescending art.
What we really need is Shinji (Poseidon) desu
sorry i meant Medusa (apron)
>>557211635Finally, someone talking some sense
morgan is chris brown and im rihanna
dont we already have shinj with jason
>>557211761Jason doesn't looks like /ourguy/ Shinji at all, blindbro.
Jalter is Titania and I'm Oberon.
Perseus will be jp white day servant this year, trust me bros
>>557212476It wouldn't be a bad choice
>>557211761Iason is a FAGGOT
if white day is one day only does that mean that the rest of the year is black day? no wonder everyone is bad during those days.
>>557212476>Perseus is a Shinji Pseudo>actually a super nice guy and doesn't have any of the rotten personality of Shinji>this causes every Medusa/Sakura servant to seethe at him, expecting him to spring some sort of trap
>>557212618Lason? Who?
>>557213042I was using proper anglicization.
>>557213327Well nobody is named "Lason", so it doesn't seem very proper to me
>>557212173Do NOT read A Midsummer Night's Dream
>>557213701I own it actually.
>>557214176Maybe you should read it then. At least once.
>>557214224I already did. Was kind of a tough read though with all the ye olde english.
>>557214224That's what they told me about Ivanhoe, but I still haven't bothered
Ivanhoe? More like Ivanna Hoe!
We don't do that here
>>557214579Read?
>>557214579What, read? You're right.
>>557207829Jalterfag's melty is what's keeping this general alive. Without him and his daily drunken spergout, we'll be having 48hr threads again. You should thank him, the mentally savior of /alter/.
>>557214871I haven't been drunk since New Year's...
Back from the absolute State of Play sticky, it's the 2nd time I came out kinda onjoing it but even then there wasn't that much to push the envelope thereAt least my bro will get to play the MGS Vol.2 collection as soon as he's finishing Vol.1 this month...
Anti-alcoholkeks need to grow up.
>>557215201I don't think it's alcohol in that case anyway. Probably meth
HOLY SHIT NEW CASTLEVANIA GAME ANNOUNCED
Almost Valentine's day
>>557215298HAHAHAOH MY GOSHTHATSJUST LIKE SOOH MY GOSH I CANTHAHA+10 INTERNETZ
Anti-methkeks need to grow up,
>>557215321Is 8t another pachinko?
>>557215298These are straight up the worst things ever.
>>557215528NO, AN ACTUAL HONEST NEW CASTLEVANIA GAMEfrom the guys who made dead cells
>>557215301Why does everyone think I'm a methhead...
>>557215536Seethe harder brownie
>>557215536Do people actually read these? You can see from the thumbnail exactly what it is
>>557215647https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3-SJLWzjmE
>>557215691Rednal's comics are my favorite part of the day.
>>557215936I believe you. Not that they're the best part of the day, but that he makes that shit daily
>>557215298>Haha take that Sieg the png loves ME
Ati wife
They should add Jatayu to the game.
bros.... Columbus tricked us again...
>>557216830Cute dinosaur
Bunbun for glucgluc
>>557217227off model chest
>>557216923Sorry...that you're so easily fooled!
>>557217879post your chest then bro
>>557218093no
>>557218610post your chest bro
Please
I want to get cucked by liz
>>557220261You mean fucked, right? Getting cucked means you'd be watching
>>557220261Couldn't even spring for the non-sample image for this?
>>557220261By a big dragon right?
Add me if you want /alter/ I just cleared out a bunch of inactives
>>557221189Already bros
>>557221189Already brosis
making little Lizzes with Big Liz.
>>557221615Why not make them with Liz Liz instead of Milla?
>>557221189What is this?
making zen babies with lucksucker
>>557221189Chinkpunch in All.
>>557203438Early game design. She was like year 2. That was around the time they wanted to make servants that are unique but not OP, so they tried stuff but often it would just fall flat. You have to consider that she existed long before Koyanskaya was a thing, Buster looping wasn't even a consideration. On paper you can see how they thought she might be impactful with a 50% Buster res down, and the class advantage was unique even if it's useless in practice.For what it's worth, she gets buffed this time next year and it pretty much fixes her. Her skill 3 gains >Increase own damage against enemies with Poison status by 50% for 3 turns>Grant self on-activate-effect: "Inflict poison with 1,000 damage for 3 turns to enemies when attacking (Activates first)".In practice this means all of her attacks including her NP apply poison before damage which activates a flat 50% bonus trait damage. And with six turn cooldown this is stacked twice on turn 3 if you're buster looping. It makes her the highest damage AOE Assassin in the game, with the caveat that her turn 2 numbers are weak (since she doesn't have the Buster res down on that turn) and all of her kit is debuffs which can miss.
besides these two (and iori) who else has reached the levels of skill where reality gives up and allows their anime bullshit to happen
>>557221927you forgot she has a stinky hairy anus
>>557221927shes still pretty boring design/animation wise. Like on par with lip.
>>557222204liz
>>557222276nvm Im nowin love with her.
>>557221708i feel like big Liz would give comfier sex.
musashi lost to diarmuid btw
Is NP3 Morgan and Tony a good idea these days? I've got both at NP2 and 2k SQ, and my only real goal right now is Olga and MAYBE Kazuradrop.
>>557222832Musashi isn't some high powerlevel servant. Her whole thing is fighting dirty and running away.
diarmuid is what i call my cock btw.
It's now Friday the 13th here!Did you know that the superstition of Friday the 13th being bad luck is believed to originate in part from the day of the arrest of the Knights Templar, including Molay herself. This is why her NP is named after it (Vendredi Treize - Friday the 13th). The arrest was done to seize the Templars vast wealth, as King Philip was in an extremely deep debt to them, which is why the Templars and Molay were charged with demon worship and heresy. Ultimately this led to them being killed, including our precious Molay being burned at the stake! All so the french royalty didn't owe them a debt!
>>557222204Li Shuwen with Sphere Boundary. Okita with Sandanzuki. Gensai with her NP.It seems to be super common for the Asians to be high in mysticism whereas the equivalent era Westerners are all sciencefags like Edison, Tesla or Nightingale.
diarmuid has conceptual advantage against sluts
>>557223061elon should be a grand at this point
>>557223082iirc the reason he was used there was basically to create a situation where she wouldn't run away crying that it didn't count by using someone both attractive and who happened to use a similar enough fighting style
Conceptualize the aroma.
Artoria wanted Diarmuid lance between her legs desu
KINO!
>>557221758My Mebbers
have we even had a SINGLE altera appearance in the last six years
i fuck /alter/a everyday tho?
>>557224106The Christmas version of her was used for that event with the Australian thing. If you mean as a saber, I think it was way back in Crane's thing
>>557224106Lostroom collab
you're lying to yourself if you think you can match Medb's freak
I'm in every event and story chapter. I appear more often than Mash. What are you talking about?
altera has short hair
>>557224572who are you?
>>557224679Altera's short hairs...
I grailed Medb because I also like to have sex with lots of men.
>>557224572Based on analysis of story and event appearances, Artoria Pendragon (Saber) holds the record for the most appearances in Fate/Grand Order. Here is a breakdown of why:Saberfaces: Artoria has numerous alternate versions, including Alter, Lily, and Lancer variants.Iconic Status: As the face of the Fate franchise, she appears frequently in events, the main story, and promotional materials.Top 10 Grailed: Artoria Pendragon (Saber) is consistently in the top 10 most grailed servants, indicating high usage and player investment, which often correlates with her presence in game content. Other characters with high appearance rates include Jeanne d'Arc (Alter), Morgan, and Gilgamesh.
>>557224906Jack appears in events more, oddly enough
>>557224906altoria
I want to eat out every female servants asshole. If its not possible to eat someones ass than Ill have to settle for Gudako in a different mystic code.
>>557224906Wrong, it's loli Vinci.
>>557224906Jesus, is that what some AI told you? That's worse than useless
>>557225078You could eat my ass bro
>>557222326I think some of her animations are still cool, but I wonder what her NP would be like if she was made now as opposed to 8 years ago.
>>557225457Her poison snake dragon thing is cool
[-]
Of all the billionaire dicks to suck, that's one of the more baffling ones to me
>>557225635This one is awesome too
i like her silly hardhat
>>557225716Is he for (You)?
>>557225457It's rough seeing early servants versus brand new stuff like Olga's NP.
>>557225997yes. his third ascension is a wedding dress
>>557225991True, hardhat and elf ear cute
>>557221189umu caster in all
>>557221189beg for it.
>>557225881He's easily the greatest genius to ever have lived
>>557226710I don't need to
>>557227294think you're a hotshot? you're not even level 170, fool.
Me? I'm a hotshot
>>557227438he's got really good nudes in the 'cord though
>>557223019MOLAY SEXO
>>557226892He's still a faggot for faking his gaming creds.
>>557227754Thank you
>>557228484What have you thanked him for???
>>557227754
>>557228696Arc sexo
> you can get valentine chocolate from Yamato Takeru
>>557228798How?
>>557228854just be gae
>>557228332There's proof that he's legit.He's going to be the first living servant in the game
>>557229241Wait, isn't that against ToS?
>>557152461
>>557229957>putting a Mayan goddess on an Aztec videozzzz
>>557230517we use grok here
So this is my first new Valentine...
>>557230846>gyaru'd
>>557230642No, we use BB
Elon would win a grail war on the first day
>>557230846Her skin would look so nice covered in my sticky white cum
>>557230968He would summon Gil and immediately get Tokiomi'd
@BB post big news onegai.
>>557230642
>>557231317 Fate/Grand Order News Update After careful investigation, refreshing the page 47 times, and staring into the void…There is currently no new news for Fate/Grand Order.>No new banners> No new events> No maintenance notice> No surprise stream> No Saint Quartz apologyChaldea remains silent. The gacha sleeps. The Masters wait.Please continue farming embers and pretending you’re “saving” Saint Quartz. Further non-updates will be provided as the situation continues to not develop.
>>557230846I'M MISUNDERSTANDING
https://x.com/FateGO_USA/status/2010093489212805442?s=20Real news
>>557229957tl;dr? Wouldn't they just get steamrolled a week or two later by another excursion?
Oh. Well that’s the first time this games creeped me out.
>>557231832Thanks Beeb
>>557232445DO NOT OPEN
>>557231832Thanks @BB
does BB mean big boobs?
>>557232873@BB answer this.
>>557231780Holy kino...
>>557230517Noice!
>this thread>>557234454Jannu version pls
>>557232759>he doesn't like the GoghkesAGOGHNY
>>557232445Coco Kaine...
How many points do you have, /alter/?
>>557234642grok got lobotomized, so I only have already made stuff some time ago
>>557234879Haven't reached 1 million yet. I MLB'd my CE early and have been borrowing currency CEs, sadly I haven't got a second drop yet.
>>5572348792 mil
>>557234914Who is the father?
>>557234879This is the worst ascension. It's not sexy like barefoot Morgan, it's not cute like Tony, and worst of all - it's the one that makes her look like Cringetoria.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141108793
>>557235589It's my favorite personally. Not a fan of the dork hat and tard glasses.
>new CastlevaniaBROS
>>557235772How dare you
>>557235861Cope.
Is Imaginary Scramble fun? I still have Shimousa and Salem to clear but Gogh seems silly so that might be my motivation to power through EoR.
>>557235772Same, I like how depressed she is, even makes me excited
>>557236121Imaginary scramble is fun yeah
>>557234642I will spend my 75+ hours with Martha. No need to check up on me we'll definitely be reading or whatever you people do
>>557235784Whilst I hope it will be good and a renaissance for the series. I'm not expecting much from modern Konami. I know the guys who did Dead Cells are genuine fans but...
>>557236121The biggest problem with Imaginary Scramble Main Interlude is the battleship gimmick doesn't work and they just give you infinite ammo, but it's still one of the best events
>>557236121It’s significantly better than oku, but I generally hate Japanese wank. Also okus a slog even if i do like Kiara and Kama.
Dead Cells is garbage. FUCK rogueslop.
>>557237279Brainlet...
>>557237279I like it when games are actually games
Gacha games are roguelites.
>>557237616Like Elden Ring!
>>557237279Why don't they make a Fate roguelite?
Servant for this feel?
>>557238117I guess. Elden Ring is just too long for the type of game it is for my tastes. I'm mostly just saying that in defense of roguelikes instead of shit that's like a movie or a novel where you sometimes hit some buttons. Fuck deckbuilding though. What a fucking lame form of character progression
>>557238178who's this semen demon
>>557238293>too longHave you tried not living to work?
>>557238423Magik from the new FGO2 teaser
>>557238567Yeah, but I also don't want to live to dodge roll
Safer than ever
>>557238684Bro? Your parries? Your quicksteps?
>>557238817What, like a safe day?
>>557224906nice one bb *cut your teeth with nail cutter*
>>557238846I have shed the iron shackles of getting good. I am now an int build and will just use excessive mana whenever I feel threatened
aesc
>>557238817>>557239006AESC AESC
All that you love will turn to Aesc in your mouth
How obsessed is Nasu with Elden Ring?
>>557166630What’s the name of this woman dressed like my wife?
>>557237012What about Bloodstained? Didn't it replace the series entirely?
>>557166630Boobs
Why don't we have any blonde russian servants?
Bros?
>>557239506all rusian girl are silver hair duh
>>557239654Yeah bro?
>>557239506Russians have white hair as an evolutionary trait to blend in with the snow. Americans, Italians, and Brits have blonde hair.
Need cute Jewess Tamamo wife irl bros.
>>557239719How's things bro?
>>557239506Russians have silver hair.
>>557239912>>557239912>>557239912
>>557239997Just relaxing
