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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Howdy I'm that anon that didn't sleep last night I'm still dying but I got to work! No breakfast nor sleep tho so I might faint unironically gulpIt's wluldn't look good on my record so wish me luck
>>557156505*gives you 499 pennies*>>557156702Please eat a granola bar and drink some water anon
>>557156702Just think about cute gaots and everything will be alright. That's usually what I do in bad situations like that
>>557156812>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>557156878Thank you very much Mr. Spamton
I have realised those anons in the last thread were right. I'm going to tone down the autism in my bedroom. It was a bit over the top autistic.
Tonight, I'm gonna kill each and every single one of you.
>>557157341rare self aware moment from a utg fag
>>557157452Including yourself?
>>557156823I wish this goat would jump on my dih
>>557157569Alright, here he comeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSqm3VWEay0
>>557157503Yeah.
>>557157452Do me first please
If Ralsei was a Lightner normal teenager he'd literally be an incel.
>>557157341Good.
>>557158171
>>557158439He's straight up a sub5 male in the eyes of most women. He's short and unathletic. Maybe one point above Berdly. People would still like to be his friend though
>>557158637women are not his target audience
https://static1.e621.net/data/ca/67/ca67cceb1adce97be6944b5431ba8bf3.jpg
>>557156381i love you
>>557156381Hooman!
Are the most likely angel candidates: player, noelle, gaster and mike?
>>557158637he can cook and clean and has no emotional needs, that's a draw
>>557158853Just saying other then maybe Kris they wouldn't use that leg mold. They'd use the short leg piece for chara and frisk
>>557158792But he's all about muh susie, "isn't susie the best, kris" etc.
>>557158873Dess. ___
>>557158976because he knows that when castle town will be sealed, and kris outed as a traitor, susie will hang herself
Omg Ralsei is the "shy girl" toby was talking about
I used to think it was RaiseL because I and l and stuff but nope it's RaLsei so I was saying it wrong for years
imagine if ralsei is a transbian. i would love toby unironically if he makes ralsei one
How come the demographic for goats is like 100% male? Gote erpers are obviously men, only gay dudes like hairy baras so that's Asgorefags, and who ever heard of a chick wanting to fuck Toriel? Are some women into Noelle or Dess at least? Catti maybe? Surely there have to be at least some female furfags in this fanbase and they aren't all Spamtennafags or dicers right? So where are they?
>>557159654Yukitenshi?
>>557159654>who ever heard of a chick wanting to fuck Toriel?i've seen some tumblr girls draw toriel/carol yuri but i dont know if they get off to it.
>>557158923Maybe. I just like the image.
Ralsei will LITERALLY cum inside of your ass
>>557159802The people at the loony bin have him listed as "male" so no
>>557159654Asriel has some fangirls outside of here, most Chasrielshippers are that. It's just that this place is only filled with faggots.
>>557160137it's a matter of give and take
>>557159654>only gay dudes like hairy baras so that's AsgorefagsI'm not familiar with gay lore so idk but don't some women like muscly hairy dudes like that? I know fujoshi is a thing but I guess that's only for girly gay boys. Also aren't femboys the hotness for a lot of women, I'd think that would make a lot gravitate towards Ralsei/Asriel.
>>557159654because all goat characters are gentle, cute and loyal (except Toriel), which are traits appealing to men. Tenna, spamton and pippins are the scummy abusive cum and dump type, which women love.
>>557160980asriel is a genocidal autist
>>557161010nyo~
>there are people on this planet who hate the mikespreposterous
/utg/ without me, numbers or kraut is not /utg/.
>>557161010because he cares about you, so loyalty
>>557161807Without the black folx it wouldn't be /utg/
Asriel is essentially a hitler like figure
/utg/moids are the humble servants of /utg/queens
>>557161010>>557162089This is why most Asriel fangirls ship Chasriel.
Hahah what if us moids became paypigs to the utg foids hahaha what if we all became big walletsluts hahaha what if we gave them all of the money we have hahahaha that would be weird lol I wouldn’t do that
>>557163231you have money?
253 days
>>557163376Your back is back
hey guys!
Toby and Hussie are like Asriel and Chara
What if toby's best friend was hitler?
>>557162089To think there are people who believe DR Azzy doesn't love Kris unconditionally
>>557162972in a good way
I want Doctor Azzy to stick a finger up my ass and also give me prescriptions
Doctor Azzy diagnoses you with being fat and prescribes you Ozempic
>>557163749Azzy hates everyone in hometown tho
>>557163834Is this why Kraut is a goatfag?
>>557159654Women love shota and also sometimes bara also adult asriel fits the twink niche girls also likeIts just that utg is gay ast
>>557164690why does kraut like the gayest character
Doctor Azzy calls you fat, and then rubs your belly.
Doctor Azzy finds you in critical sex abstinence and decides to intervene immediately
>>557163607Toby fell down into the basement and Hussie decided to help him and make him part of his family...
Making moans and saying phrases like “put it in me daddy” to Doctor Azzy during my rectal examination only to have security called on me and I get thrown out the hospital
doomin'
>>557164918goat sexxooooo
Doctor Azzy walks in and says>I'm sorry, you have Steve Jobs.
I am watching old undertale animations to feel something
>Doctor Azzy prescribes you a month of intense sex therapy in the hospital>This is the nurse he assigns you
Doctor Azzy prescribes you a massive suppository for your herpesyphigonnhaids.
Nurse Ralsei jerking and sucking your cock every hour even at night
high effort goatposting <3
>>557165778Flowey...
Ralsei molests little boys and gets away with it
>>557166419wish he molested me...
DOCTOR AZZAIUSDOCTOR AZZAIUSDOCTOR AZZAIUSDOCTOR AZZAIUSOHHHHH DOCTOR AZZAIUS
goatsecondaries are here
>>557166746We need a fic of vessel comforting ralsei YESTERDAY
goatGODS are here
>>557166764He can ACT!He can SPARE!I can SIIIIIIINNG!
a goat stole my bike
goatposters, our winning streak status?
what are your favorite deltarune aus?
>>557166910finally, i can go to sleep now...
>>557167434I stopped counting years ago.
>>557167434endless
Undertale and Deltarune at the 2016 Special Olympics
infinite pozzed award
Hahaha goteposters what if we all met up and had sex hahaha *starts jerking you off oh yeah you like that huh?~
all goats have ugly retard indian bfs btw
Toby has given up on Nintendo that's why the chapter 5 trailer is coming up in today's State of Play
>>557168135But Chara is a white girl?
>>557168212But producersan
>>557167434>wormdick le rottentoes thinks he's winningwhy don't you get yourself banned again jeffery ERPstein
Gote
>>557167358>goat and bike are never seen in the same room
GOTEPOSTERS are REPUBLICANS (in the French Revolution way) and that makes them superior
Goat
Human?
>>557169019>>557169114Together at last
GOTE
In Chapter 5 we will get the Berdly family lore that explains why he is the way he isReason: It'd be too late to get into that in Chapter 6 or 7
>>557156702please take care of yourself, anon. sleep and nutrition is very important for wellbeing.
>>557168882Classical Greco-Roman empire goat...
>>557169335I do hope we get more Berdly, it's gonna be especially interesting if he wakes from his coma in the Weird Route. That has all the makings of a thriller plot.
>>557169335reason: they showed his mom in the undertale 10th anniversary stream and it wasn't subtle
>>557169335susan family lore when
>>557169889Probably Chapter 5 as wellPlay up just how shitty her life was before becoming friends with Kris to make sure the betrayal knife is twisted real nice
>>557169335we will see his mother crying by his bedside
>berdlyfags still coping
>>557159654Any attempts to disprove this in your replies are weak because furries are overwhelmingly male, but there are also male spamtenna and dice posters
Berdly is done
>>557169889All of the Deltateens are going to get together for a cup of hot cocoa and talk about their families. There will be no battles or puzzles, just tha gang spending quality time together. Then Ralsei's gonna reveal how he was created and traumatize everybody, and Kris and Susie are gonna have a falling out over the last s'more, leaving the plot on a tense cliffhanger.
>>557169335didnt we already get that in ch2? also martlet is berdley's mother.
susie literally does not have a familyshe simply came into existence one day
>>557169596What if that was trans berdly
>>557170247who the fuck is martlet?
>>557170418At the same time as Noelle is a little kid?
>>557170380Will so powerful she simply wished herself into existence
>>557169304goap
>>557170663gorg
>>557170542The flow of time is convoluted in Underrune
susie is actually a fungus that reproduces asexually by spreading spores
>>557170750gruuge
gaster has 100 secret children, including susie, ralsei and mettaton, because he sabotaged the IVF clinic. they are all sueing him for child support.
Gorted with the saus
>>557170928groan
>>557170992>>557171051big moan: goat baaa edition
It really does feel like the world no longer gives a fuck about Deltarune. We just got 3 + 4 and 5 is already on the horizon yet nobody apart from the core hardcore fandom seems to care at all. The hype is dead
>>557159654I like Carol
>>557171193toby just needs to make the knight identity reveal completely retarded then we will nostalgiabomb meme our way back into existing
>>557171168Goat 2: The Plappening
>>557170380Why is the messiah purple? Is Gaster stupid?
>>557171193It's almost as if the last chapter released about seven months ago, or something.
>POV you're on a 12 hour flight and this is the kid in the seat in front of you lookin at you
>>557171193Not enough sans in the game
>>557160980Pippins are mischievous and joyous
>>557171534Goat 4: SEX
pippins wife beater
>>557171683Goat rim 5: the goated scrolls
goat 6: LET ME OUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
>>557171746Goat Remake: Complete Special GOTY Edition with Season Pass
Ralsei is the type of fellow to say "do you have a boner or are you just happy to see me" and realize he fucked up his line
I HAVE A BONER
Bootleg copy of the banned and illegal goat holiday special with a music video featuring Jefferson Starship.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKL-6rBkQN0
>>557167358And you think that goat it is more happier to get it than you are sad for lose it?
>>557171953>>557172013goat update: goat goated more than previously thought was possible to goat
a crumb of anchor in these trying times
That goat is*
Your opinions on Fat Thursday?
>>557172645I'm not Catholic and fave isn't either.
Nuke Japan againPlease
Taking this handsome TV's hand, my god it would feel so nice to have his envelop mine
>>557172929Please understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-sxSffGQ1I
FAVE BOUGHT A BRAND NEW TELEVISIONJUST SO THEY COULD PLAY IN THE BOX?
w-w-w-why arent images loading and why is it saying connection error even though im connected tot he internet help :(
The reason chapter 5 is coming out Q4 isn't because it's going to take that long to complete but to make the gap between 5 and 6+7 as short as possible
pretti boi
>>557173218
Sometimes /utg/ never learnshttps://youtu.be/ivH_Ft8wqmM?si=Cl3pH-rEs9xF6r0N
i watch the weather forecast on tv most nights. i dont know what tenna is complaining about.
>>557173438That's the difference between 5.8 years and 5.4 years. Doesn't matter
>>557174189No, I don't think I will click on your no context video of some soifaced guy pointing.
>>557174321It's a vibe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Dwg_x48Rw
MY DELTAROOM.
>>557174562at least wait a few more threads mr ritual poster.
bleedin'
>>557174704
Noelle would've loved Mewgenics
How old was Noelle when Dess dessapeared?
>>557174887She'd love Isaac even more
>>557175203if she is 16 now (according to ARG), dess disappearered around 7 years ago. So she would have been 9. That feels right to me based on her spelling bee sprite.
>>557172559You failed us
>>557175281that makes sense, ty
>>557175437
>>557171193Deltarune fans are alsp obnoxious to ths point normies are sick of it
>>557175521
>>557175616
>>557161807I've been here before you and i will be here when you are gone.
>>557175697lol, good post. i get the reference.
>>557169889
Wow can Toby be any more unoriginal?
>>557175762Don't forget: you're here forever.
https://youtu.be/_YlBdn4P3UE?si=g56TiO_15R4XnULWIt's completely OVER for Deltarune. Might as well cancel the game
>>557175995ralsei doesn't fit fave material because he didn't succumb to his suffering.
Okay I got one nap! That's good enough I really shouldn't have been up all night yesterday with you guys
how do you even respond to your long lost son/sibling coming back from the grave/mysterious dark knight void after multiple years?
>>557176007>1 year agonigga this bait is moldy af you can do better than this
Fish I wish
>>557176418By getting really wet at the sight of your childhood best friend fighting it
>>557176418Hug
>>557176460???It still applies. Has Jack changed his mind? NO
>>557176587why the fuck should I care about what this random millennial moidtuber thinks about deltarune
>>557176739Because "pewdiepie/markiplier/jacksepticeye/gamegrumps/etc play Undertale" is what made the game the phenomenon that it was
>>557176912This unironically
>>557176912these names mean nothing to me. these people are nothing. youtubers are old news.
We should be directing the hate towards toby for character assassinating these innocent characters
>>557176007More of a Vanoss guy myself
>>557176974He says while in 4chan
>>557176623lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypCfdrARoLQ
>>557177097Toriel was always a stupid cunt and Sans was always an overrated annoyance
>>557177097
>>557177113this isn't a hotspot of cultural relevance either
>557176007I know you're shitposting but I really feel like Deltarune is just the kind of game that's insufferable to watch a stream of if you've already played the game. Even moreso than Undertale.Like, I absolutely fucking hate backseating but I also can't stand watching a person who isn't nearly as schizo about a game I like missing all the cool things.
I kinda like that Deltarune is more niche instead of mainstream. Means toby will be less likely to do whatever he wants without having to worry about pleasing the masses
>>557177421this is why these youtubers won't play it
>>557177281>asgore runs them over in his big wheel
>>557177181I had to look up last time you replied to me with that video. Almost 2 years ago, jeez. Time flies
>>557177097>>557177281"DON'T BLAME MEWHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You]"the cuckening will be real.
>>557177097Being an unironically Soriel shipper in the year 2026 is like experiencing discrimination in the 50s
gog
I hate Asgore but I hate that cunt sans even more that old goat should remain alone forever fuck 'em
>>557177583>papyrus is with him as they're having a guy's night out
>>557177550They won't play it because it's no longer popular enough to pull views so it no longer justifies the effort
>>557177656On a long enough timeline all my posts repeat eventually.
>>557177869Now go watch Summer Camp Island
>>557177457More that he's more likely to just half-ass things to get it over with and move on with his life because nobody even cares enough to flip their shit in disappointment
Hyperactive protagonist metabolism
goat does not the pets
How much weight will I lose if I don't eat anything(zero calories) for 5 days?
>>557178676all of them.
>>557178676dont be a retard
>>557178027Your posts did not make for a very convincing argument to watch it.
>>557177583DRINKING ON MY BIKETHE ROAD IS MY LIFEHEY, THAT SMEAR IS KINDA SHAPED LIKE MY EX-WIFE
>>557178676there's about 3500cal in a pound of fatassuming 2000cal/day, less than three pounds
>>557178676Depends on your metabolism
>>557178676Just eat ~500-750 kcal less then your caloric expenditure. You'll lose maybe 5 pounds a week.
I'LL STEAL ALL THE OXYGEN!!!!!!!
>>557178676you will faint and piss people off when they have to pick up your fat passed out ass
>>557179139no the fuck he won'tat best, 1.5lbs/week
I really I had something to eat right now so I can't imagine wanting to starve yourselve like thisI cant wait to get home and eat something at last
>>557175960What game is that?My gut tells me thats a good item, i like attacking again, idk how high a cost that fear debuff is, thoughYou know what? Heck it, offense is the best defense, itll work out, trust
>>557179559I think this is Mewgenics
>>557179247Berdly's the type to sing Channel Awesome's musical review of Les Mis in karaoke
>>557180207[TARGET ACQUIRED]
>>557171424Can I fuck him
>>557181027On a 12 hour flight with other passengers?
>>557178676Like nothing depending on how fat you are.
>>557178823I don't think I ever tried, I just talk about the reasons I enjoy it>>557181027noh~
>>557181320A good night's sleep for fluffy boy
>>557181821You're correct you just posted a weird looking furry child from it repeatedly which was enough to form opinions about it quickly. I had formed similar opinions seeing the exact same posts on /co/ too.
Nobody likes the music I post
>>557182150Good for you
>>557182242People sometimes like the music I post.
>>557182242I post music I like
Fave heard that if you squeeze some lemon drops into a glass of water and drink it it might help decreasing the feelings of hunger
>>557163231The women of /utg/ aren't getting a single penny out of me unless they post their belly gurgles or burps. My wallet is closed until further notice.
>>557182520I heard a belly girgle over there *steals ur wallet*
You can fuck Asriel, just not on a plane.Het gets flightsickness incredibly easily and vomits up lots of goat tar.
Ral...
>>557183332We got undertale edits of fucking clavicular before gta 6
>>557163047Don't they hate the women?
>>557183332kris' cortisol...
If I just throw all the food in the dumpster while I have the willpower I will have no choice but to push through the hunger and it will ensure there are no slip ups. Most food services don't deliver to my relatively remote location
morning /utg/, what should i east for breakfast today?
>>557178027It legit has a ''centuries old witch that looks like a child'' trope.fucking why.
>>557183459Imagine the boat and water physics being good enough to justify most of the map being open water and swamps not to mention all the incredibly outdated Scarface references.
>>557183332>he went on the forum bodybuilding.com>to find a cure for his PTSD
>>557183389Having to wait over 12 hours to fuck Asriel sounds unbearable
Why is there always at least one pro-ana person in /utg/
>>557183698You can control yourself for that long.Its worth the wait.
>>557183459The clav meme got insanely popular across the entire internet, this shouldn't be of surprise to you
>>557183769Did you say pro-anal? I'm pretty sure you did
>>557183643i had oats and some toast with coffee. so probably that.
Which Underrune character is the most capable of designing a trading card game
>>557184058susie
>>557184058Alphys has but keeps it secret, because the game is 18+Berdly also has, shows it to everyone and is proud of his Deviantart-tier drawing skills
Asriel FRAMEMOGGED by KFC frat leader
>>557183769anorexia? in my depressed neet fandom general?
>>557184247The ideal woman...
Pro-ana person I’m fat can you bully me into becoming skinny
who's the most jestermaxed character?hard mode: no jevil
Togori
>>557184608dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>557184515Chara is secretly half-Plug
>>557184058Alphys. She is both super intelligent and super nerdy.>>557183697I have heard speculation that the reason why Susie was seemingly surprised by Asriel's photo on thr fridge is because he was super jacked while having a similar head to Ralsei. Like imagine Ralsei but with the body of a linebacker.
>>557184751well yeah, what did you think was in her pants?
Pumping my cock into shota Asriel
>>557184754>Like imagine Ralsei but with the body of a linebacker.Built for world-spanning hugs
>>557183769are you a femhog trying to psyop us into fucking your lard kind?
I'm a fucking man, Tasquenigger. Never reply to me again.
>>557184606Queen is her own court jester
>>557159654all these replies saying girls like goats....they dont
Pumping my cock into chubby Alphys
>tasquefat the ugly heavy breathing narcissistic lardass
why does this thread have so many lolcows and why are they the posters who insist on trying to gain notoriety?
puffy brown nippled kris naizuri
Being pinned down by a smugly looking gote
shhh..... it's a secret
>>557185287I follow some girl nip artist that draw Chasriel, but maybe they are just Charafags instead.
>>557185234too bad, there is voluptuous and there's fatfaggotry.
>>557185141
>>557185668what secrets should I hide in the code of my game /utg/?
As is the good word, fat bitches are sexy.
>>557185748do those 'no ai training' labels even do anything?
>>557185476Because all lolcows are chronically attention starved, they can't be cured and won't be cured even if they got a partner irl
>>557185818Nigga chopped asl folk :skull:
>>557185818Fucking lol'd He looks exactly as fat and dumb as his posts are to read. An actual genuine 100% lolcow who goes around calling women legbeards and his own mother that cooks for him a nagwench.
>>557185748I imagine there are some Omocat type fangirls who like drawing Chasriel. Pic related
>>557185913It gives the artist the right to cancel and send their entire fanbase to shit on the promptshitter, if one of them dares use the art for training that is
>>557185287There's this one female artist who draws a LOT of Ralsusie, pic related.
What exactly is the knights goal? Whats the roaring? It seems like its merging the two worlds together... why is that a bad thing?
>>557186194I mean im not saying theres none but as a generalization. And I feel like ralsusie is pure fluff that people like because its generic and cute, it's not a....good ship that people feel intensely for.
>>557186059Yeah. Semi is a girl that draws shota Asriel.
>>557186368a pizza hut in the garage
>>557186368yeah it looks like a real picnic
>>557185913Black box, once it's fed you got credible deniability.>>557185818Cute and I know it.>>557185993All paths lead to the singularity eventually inside a black hole.If you had the knowledge and know-how you'd arrive at the same conclusion me or Kraut would. Out yourself as having no worth, makes our calls so much easier to make.
>>557185913Yes and noIt's like a simple polite request for people to not use the art for ai trainingIt doesn't stop them but at least it asksAnd it's all about if the ai guy is a good person or a nasty fucked up oneAlso ig it works as a watermark?I also assume that all images have it the ai will be trained to put text on that exact corner no matter what which will butcher it i suppose
>>557185818Genuinely what do you do if you're this chopped as a human being? Is it even possible for someone to love you without being filthy rich first?
>>557185847Easy mode: variables named after fave, a la AlphysHard mode: normally-unreachable Easter egg, if the player does something that shouldn't be possible, they get sent to some kind of fave shrineULTRA MEGA FAVE ADDICT MODE: entire game's code is written in the shape of fave's various sprites, with loads of extra whitespaces and newlines as necessary
>>557186587After every storm there's peace.After this is done I'm sure it should be fine and nice
>>557186641>It's like a simple polite request for people to not use the art for ai training>It doesn't stop them but at least it askscheetos keeping door shut vs SWAT battering ram.png
>>557186368My theory right now is the knight wants kris to use us to purify them of their darkness and thats why they're making fountains to make us stronger instead of just opening a million fountains and starting the roaring before chapter 1 starts. In normal route you do that but because purifcation isnt killing the darkness still exists and is a stronger entity because brighter light casts harsher shadows, and in weird route you just slay the knight outright, dooming whoever the knight is but stopping the worse villain from spawning
>>557185847i wouldnt know anything coding. i did block coding once tho.
>>557186682Im sure he could find love and care if he was a good personMany ugly people get by because theyre kind and nice and likeable which he isn't and that's the issue
>>557186840so if I came into your house and broke your arms and legs would I not be a bad person because you'd heal eventually
>>557185818>fat>pimply unwashed skin>gigantic fucking glasses that make his eyes look like pinpricks>gigantic flat nose>nasty patchy beard>stubby eyebrows>thin misshapen lips>receding hairlineHow can one person be such a perfect portrayal of every bad trait in a human face
>>557185847rip off the fun value mechanic, maybe give it a different name but do the same "Random number is picked at game start, number determines fun easter eggs that run"
>>557186938And? That says more about the ai trainer then the artist
>>557187054false equivalence, people got inspired by art forms since some guy scribbled picrel on a cave wall.These artists are duplicitous, sneaky cowards that don't just say ''I want to keep my job'' but make up idiotic moral arguments. Own your intentions and interests, stop this weasel shit.
>>557185818if you look like this why would you ever post a picture of yourself? is he genuinely that delulu?
>>557186682Well, he can always go on a diet and get exercise. He is a pretty obnoxious person and he can undergo character development. It won't fix everything but it's a start. There's comestic surgery but that's expensive and dubious. I think Tasquenigger can become a high three, maybe a low four.
>>557187054No but if you came into my house, broke my arms and legs then gave me a magical potion that would heal me and give me superpowers or something then yeahThis isn't a case of "oh it will solve itself" and more of a "well this will have to happen but after it's done it will be better then before"Ends justify the meand kinda stuff
>>557186368We can reason that whatever the Knight wants is something that Kris wants and Kris is self-destructive, guilt-driven and doesn't seem too concerned about the consequences of what's about to happenI'm thinking that it's going to be some kind of Kris gets erased like they were never born therefore bringing Dess back or Kris replaces Dess wherever she went sort of thing
>>557187157My point moreso is that counting on the goodwill of a corpo is hopeless and you need something better, ideally you have input how your work is used. Realistically? the reality of the situation disagrees and is amoral. The best shot is legislative and transparency but politicians are boomers that need their grandkid's help to copy text to clipboard and paste it somewhere else. artists are fucked, sadly.
>>557186483>it's not a....good ship that people feel intensely for.Personally, I just never got into this one because I could only see Ralsei and Susie as friends no matter how I looked at it. I like their dynamic as it is in the game, but as soon as it's pushed into romance territory, it turns into a stereotypical "big girl, tiny guy" thing I'm not a fan of. Funny enough, Krusie feels just right in that regard. But that's all just my preferences, of course.
>>557187347if i kidnapped you and locked you in my basement with no windows but still brought you a homecooked meal everyday and gave you some dvds to keep you occupied am i bad person
>>557187256saw body pics with frostmourne? by american standards I'm fit and by euro just chubby. those were post face reveal but I can reupload em for ya
>>557186483Nooooooo no non onoooooo... That applies far more to Suselle. Ralsei and Susie have this good dynamic where Ralsei is so steeped in self-dismissal for being a darkner but Susie sees right past it. He's real to her. She likes who he is as a person, she wants him around. Ralsei says that he's inspired by Susie to believe that fate can change. Susie has faith in Ralsei, he has faith in her, and that lets him have faith in himself. She's his reason for wanting better for himself. The gift of hope for someone who had none, and it was Ralsei in the first place who helped crack Susie's shell of defensive anger by believing she could change. They complete one another.
>>557187238Many of these artists are freelancers with thriving patreons that support themselves or then do it for the fun of it and arent working for some big companyThey simply dislike that someone is trying to replicate what took them years to learn with a souless ai that understands the goal but doesnt respect the processIt's quite simple to understand
>>557186491I love Semi's art
>>557187519Yes because the food and dvd's don't justify it enoughAgain youre not making my situation go from "okay" to "bad" to "better then ever"Instead you're going from "okay" to "bad" to either "okay again" or "worse"Try harder...
>>557187615You're disgusting in body, face, and soul.Subhuman pig person.
I want shota Asriel to pin me down and look dangerously smug
>>557187618>it was Ralsei in the first place who helped crack Susie's shell of defensive anger by believing she could change.ralsei made it worse and it was actually lancer that made her change but go off
>>557187256So when you make your sub5 posts you are serious, arent you
>>557187909How is he going to do that to a 5'3" 280lbs latinx person?
>>557186483I think the issue with ralsus is it runs against the message some people think DR is going to push, you cant just be a schizo who dates your imaginary goteboi and refuses to listen to anyone who tells you they arent real. By shipping it you have to believe the game is genuinely going to say its okay to think of your imaginary friends as real people and act like reality is what you say it is, or at least be into the tragedy that a romance building off that would bring in the end.
>>557187686Me too.
>Asgorefags are men with daddy issues>Asrielfags are pedophiles>Torielfags are men with mommy issues>Charafags are incestuous pedophiles>Togorefags are pretty good artistsWhat causes the dreemurrs to have that effect on anons?
>>557187862Hey now, you said after every storm theres peace. I dont need to tell you how itll get better, it just will wont it? After all the Roaring never says the darkners will unstone and lightners will just come back after enough time, you just "know" that itll get better
>>557188220torielfags don't exist anymore
>>557188051Well first off, I’m white
>>557187667okay I use this one as I find it's similar enough to a black box.so imagine you're making soup, yah? for thousands of people in a prison. so you need say, thousands of carrots. 1 farmer made a very unique, crooked blue carrot and doesn't want that used in the soup. the soup comes out of the kitchen, a prompt was requested of the AI. the semblance is so gone unlike with say, plagiarism. it's like mixing all colors together and ending up with that brown goop as a kid playing with clay. I think it's purely an emotional argument ''it makes me feel icky''. It doesn't make their feelings invalid but it does make them illogical. These artists you mention, with big paying patreons, are the minority on or near the top. Most legit need art gigs, and I wish they were honest about that. Luddites had a point but their methods were wrong.>>557187904my frostmourne would look around like a confused puppy if i pointed it at you. Which is funny if you know the lore of the sword.
>>557187909I feel like there are different shotas who are better at satisfying that need. Asriel is a bit of a softie cutie patootie pumpernickel boy toy>>557188146You know what they say. Semi general, semi thread. Or something like that
>>557188220Toby's Trick: The men with mommy issues are ALSO Asgorefags
>>557188318That's something a brown person would say
>>557188318
>>557188310eh there's this guy posting booba toriel every so often.
>>557188397What would a white person say then
I'm 38 383838
>>557188553lmao unct. 28
>>557187987I think it's a mix because Lancer more made her realize that Ralsei was onto something with his whole "let's do the right thing" schtick after she made a friend herself and cared for him like Ralsei wanted to do with her. She deliberately went against Ralsei because she didn't think she could be the kind of person he believed she was, but in the end realized there was that kindness inside her.
>>557188494They'd laugh it off and don't respond because they know what they are and don't owe an explanation to some rando
>>557187618Thats just like how anyone should feel about their darkener friends it doesnt really felt special or unique to their dynamic, and it definitely doesnt feel romantic to me. Like I can see the appeal but what >>557187494 said basically.>>557188098Deltarune cares deeply about its darkeners and their personal lives and problems like obviously they are "real people" in the world of deltarune. They arent imaginary friends, theyre actually living. They're just in a pocket dimension and cant cross over
>>557188341You're the fattest, ugliest, saddest person in this thread. Keep bragging about how your dad's SS sword helps you pick up chicks lmao. No wonder why reddit and youtube laughed you off those websites.
>>557188601What if it was Opposite Day
>>557188614>They're just in a pocket dimension and cant cross overNo, they already exist in the light world, theyre objects. What would it mean if they did cross over? Does Tenna exist alongside his actual TV?
>>557188739K doomer.
>>557188098Message-wise, I genuinely wonder how Toby's gonna thread this needle. If he really wants to deliver an "escapism is good in moderation" message, he's gonna pull a curveball in order for it not to feel like Ralsei's character development and growth was all for nothing. And I've heard the "it's about the journey, not the destination" argument before, and I think it still comes off cruel, especially considering how little in-game time passes for the plot to develop.Ship-wise though, let's be honest, there's only gonna be one or two ships by the end of it all that fit the canon, it all comes down to people pairing characters to see how they'd behave in a romance.
Toby, I am perma sub5. Escapism is all I have. The world rejects me because I am ugly
>>557188798Do you ever look in the mirror and feel embarrassed by how tiny your glasses make your eyes look?
Ralsei isn't an imaginary friend because he's too much of a dipshit who doesn't even know what friendship really is supposed to be like before experiencing it
Sub5 poster is Tasquefag's alt personality.
>>557188861does the ''escapism'' allegory work anymore? seeing how darkworlds are real microverses? that's like saying any outdoor hobby is escapism?
>>557188818
>>557188614>Thats just like how anyone should feel about their darkener friendsoh come on you can't possibly say that when Susie is specifically the person who makes Ralsei go against the belief he's held his entire life and want a different fatehttps://youtu.be/jjTbloOXDvc?t=1074
>>557188746They'd cry it on and respond because they don't know what they aren't and owe an riddle to a specific personDuh.
Chosen One narratives are cringe. Deltarune should be from the perspective of Onionsan.
>>557188789I was trying to say theyre similiar to that but worded it wrong. They have personhood and identity and souls and all the things that qualifies a person as a person to me. We keep meeting darkeners over and over again whos whole stories are that they are more than just objects.
>>557189161but it is
>>557189083For being such a narcissist you would think he would only look at himself in the mirror. I don't think he knows just how hilarious his entire existence is. Like a cosmic joke he's not even in on.
>>557189001>9001yeah with that attitude for sure.I saw true goblins punching way above their league and getting laid.
>>557189001dont beat yourself down over looks, anon. personality goes a long ways. when you hit 50 or 60, none of it matters. unless you're genetic freak.
i think the end of deltarune will have the light world and dark world's separated forever, but we're stuck in castle town, in the vesselcastle town is now the real world for us and we can only imagine what kris, susie and noelle are doing in the light world
>>557189092That's also a good point, the plot creep is real. And to be honest, I'm not really a fan of stories that put serving the moral message above all else, mostly because that makes them predictable. This stuff is called fantasy for a reason.
>>557188614>Thats just like how anyone should feel about their darkener friendsbut it doesn't happenkris has no darkner friends and don't care if they die in weird routenoelle cares only about trying to kill berdly in the weird routeonly susie legit see the darkners as people
>>557189108Yes a good friend would not want their friend to just give up and die even if a prophecy said it was going to happen. Also kris can't speak unless we control them really, so it's not like its special that susie is the one who did it.
>tasquefag is uglier than the youtube thumbnail in the video about his lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
Have you heard the song from the seaIt's not a new song
>>557189547You’re just moving the goalposts now give me a break
fave feels so good today its almost a little scary
>>557189093
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>>557189723Everyday is a good day if fave is still here.
>>557189197What about situations like Statue Gerson then? Where the person is fundamentally changed not because they had a revelation, but the person dreaming them did? Are Darkners truly people if they are so easily influenced by the ones above them, where who and what they are are determined not by themselves but the person creating them?And even still, lets say we did agree, how would Ralsus work? Should Susie just abandon the real world to stay in the dark world? Ralsei might be real but he cant cross over because he already exists as (insert whatever you think Ralsei's object is here) in the light world. Like I said thats the other issue with shipping it, you have to accept there's more likely than not tragedy at the end of it
>>557189583>asquefag is uglier than the youtube thumbnail in the video about his lifeidk about that he kinda looks like the image of the girl they used. especially since it's squished and widened.
>>557189803We need to invent actual slur words for Lighters and Darkners
>>557189462I like it when the fandom is fighting what is the good and wrong choice, if everyone is in agreement much less is learned. Disagreements are good, albeit they don't turn into retarded screechfests. >>557189083very roundabout and tsundere way to ask for pic /wout glasses. Okay, when I sign off today.
I have been watching old undertale animations and have been playing old video games and it’s actually making me feel how I felt in 2015. It feels like freedom
>>557189093>>557189736
>>557189990Anon... Your height... Your leitmotifs...
>>557185913Even if it did, there will be an AI who gets really good at removing them lmao I mean just look at it, they always put the disclsimer to the side, almost always off the subject matter, you tell me, how hard is it for YOU to take that pic and erase the disclaimer? Now imagine a program that does that a million times while you sleep. A better solution is encrypting it all because it makes it that much harder to collect, since it is not just out there in the open for AI crawlers and scrapers to find and mass download
>>557189990I actually binged the whole "what if undertale was realistic" series a while back and it was a great time if you havent done so too yet
Deltarune is harmful like DRV3 because it's encouraging you to think fiction is realsend post
reminder noelle is supposed to be evil she tortured her pets
>>557190140froggit... froggit froggitfroggit.... faget.... FROGGITFROGGITFROGGIT
>>557190015
>>557188220Frisky wins again
>>557190262kiddo... that tamagotchi had a family...
>>557190262They're video game pets they love being tortured with code injections
>>557189854>Should Susie just abandon the real world to stay in the dark world?NTA, but I don't really see a problem here. As long as the Fountain is maintained, there is a gateway to go back and forth through. In the game proper, Kris and Susie find time for Light and Dark Worlds without much trouble. If housebound disabled people find love, then this is hardly an issue either.
>>557189990Adding onto this, it comes and goes and really only stays for maybe a few seconds but the feeling is exactly how I felt as a kid. In how I wasn’t really caring about what other people think or anything and I was just being me. I wish I could feel like that forever. I don’t think it’s entirely like that, but that’s the closest way to describe that specific feeling. It’s strange.
Of course the lardass brings up cheetos
>>557190484I prefer onion rings tyvm
>>557190467>he still thinks the fountains are going to stay open in the end instead of us needing to absorb the castle town fountain for the final fight
>>557190332
>>557190332>>557190598
>>557190598this kris is adorable
ralsei is just supposed a goonable shotegote and then get banished when deltarune ends, stop thinking he's a person
>>557189197>>557189854This argument is sooo stupidThis wouldn't be happening if you just read Umineko
fave has a shota pubes fetish
>>557190483It may sound obvious, but unironically try to just unplug yourself from the internet for a while. Not just here, turn off your wifi and stop using it for like a week and see what happens. If you dont have a constant line to every other person in existance open you dont have to feel as judged for what you do. Thats how it used to be wasnt it?
>>557190926Dessfag...
What did you retards do with my pencils
>>557191062mmmnnhgh yummy pencl.... *crunch*
>>557190595If push comes to shove, I suppose the choice between leaving and staying would be hard. Maybe that is the thing that makes Ralsei ships interesting at the end of the day: it seems like fluff on the surface, but the more you look into it, the more you realize that the fluff hides some serious pain and sadness. Kind of like Ralsei himself.
>>557190262im sure that will be a plot point eventually>teehee theyre not real silly>ralsei doom face>friend happy face
>>557190634
I want shota Asriel to tie me up and shove his penis and balls in my face while I act disgusted but he doesn’t know I’m acting so he’s taking great sadistic pleasure from it
>>557190880Well now i am more scared to read it if it has deltarune spoilers did they ask toby permission first?
Does anyone have a fave they don't want to fuck?
I want soosie
>>557191062*covers genocide-inator mech made of millions of pencil behind a cloth towel*It could be anyone!
>>557185913ai fags are mostly lazy shitters, thats why they can't be bothered to learn how to draw, it stops the 90% of them who can't be bothered to erase the watermark before feeding it into the sloppa machine
>>557191237
>>557185818Holy yuck
>>557191259this but frisk and chara and they shower my face with pre
>>557191383i don't want to fuck any of my faves because i am asexual
>>557191591asexuals deserve rape correction. you WILL have sex until you LOVE it
Be honestHow do you feel about Sr Pelo's UTDR videos?
>>557191667BAD TOM
>>557191591have you ever considered becoming a monk
>>557191383I just want the fluffy boy to be happy with his friends
>>557191591you're not asexual you're just a zoo
>ace in a furry gooner generalriiiight......
>>557191667Sometimes I remind myself of the "he toucha the child" ending and it makes me grin like an idiot
>>557191667They're fun but kind of dipped off in quality and direction with the later ones.
>>557191648But the majority of people who have sex says it either sucks or it's really lame, seems like asexuals are doing themselves a favor and not wasting their time
The only monk you should become is like a Buddhist monk because those guys are the coolest monks
>>557158796bump
>>557191975what about adrian monk
be like the monk that had never seen a women in his life
>>557189583Kek you’re right
>>557191975Tibetan monks are better because you can learn awesome techniques that let you fight Darkseid.
>>557192108he was gr*ek
just return to monk e
>>557191383All my male faves. The women are for loving, baby making sex.
>>557191648but anon, you should rape the people here who need it more first>>557191776i am too slothful and attached to material possessions to make a good monk. but i've sometimes thought if i was born in the 1500s i would do that. i could illustrate a manuscript with biblical faves. which i guess i could do now.
>>557191963i don't think 4chan incels who got a pity fuck once count as the majority
>>557191383Female faves
>>557191460
>>557192274Wasn't even thinking about the 4chuds population when I posted that
what if chapter 5 is unironically good?
>>557192336
GET IN HERE BITCH.. BLLRRP.. YOU FUCKING HEARD ME…. YO.. YO… AAAHHHHHHHHHH…. NO! NO!…. Ali you’re a nice guy.. WHO IS GOD!!!??!!!! BLRRP BLEPRPROL BLLTPRPFGLURP OHHHH FUCK MEE OHHHHHHHAUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gunshots*
>>557192489It will make the wait for chapter 6 even harder.
Occasionally I think about why CoL is like that and it can't be that he's suffering from autism. That dude posts like he has terminal brain damage.CoL if you're reading you should get an MRI scan and get checked for brain tumors.
>>557192489It'd be exactly what I expected from my GOAT tricky tony.I have no doubts in him.
>>557192489it will piss off half the fanbase and make the rest of the fanbase cum. GUARANTEED
>>557192556Yo, somebody get the door!
>>557192526
>>557192489Chapters 3 and 4 are unironically good therefore Chapter 5 will be unironically good
>>557192556>Spammy you’re a NICE GUY, but you’re not speaking to...somebody that will just let you speak this way you know?>Whatthe[50%]yougonnado->thef***youtalkingabou-
>>557192581A fist-sized blue mass, shaped conspicuously like Link
Just a few hours until the Chapter 5 trailer...
>>557191963imagine the seethe of people who had bad sex and still deal with surprise pregnancy actually nvm now i made myself sad thats prob how kids get neglected
>>557190363Don't forget good old togore
what songs do you imagine epic utdr canon/oc animatics to
>>557192716
>>557192716I hope to someday be as gender as them.
>>557192915He's giving birth to a Pipis through his head!
>>557192961I think I would kms if the sex sucked really bad and on top of that there was an accident, you're right though poor kids
>>557189690I didnt mean to>>557189854>where who and what they are are determined not by themselves but the person creating them?at thay point youre getting into like a religious existentialism argument. I dont mind tragedy in my ships, if anything thats the one thing ralsusie has in its favor to being interesting. But it would just be like having a long distance partner, not a big deal as long as dark worlds remain open.
>>557192990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gue_crpFdSELightners Live playing this song with Kris at the mic and the Soul occasionally taking over his singing.
If the knight isnt dess then the knight x asriel fanart will become funny
>>557193058>>557193068
Its fave in the afternoonand your fave is as big as the moon
Is Chara still a virgin?
Found my pencils :3
>>557193409>the Knight is still kinda into it
>>557193409don't forget all the art of it groping noelle.unless you're that one anon who likes mettanoelle.
>>557192581I would known by now if I had brain tumors. I don't.
>>557193424
>>557193579i'll get em next time.....
>>557192990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXHKjFKBC0geither gaster or spamton
Pumping iron for fave
>>557160062PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>557193663It wouldnt be that different from the idea that dessknight is kissing her own sister tbf
I wanna kiss Kris but I know I'm too chubby for him to love
>>557193965Susie is a huge gross lizard and he would put his head in her mouth you'll be fine
Just eight more months and we can have twenty more mysteries without a resolution until at least two more years of waiting
>>557193860Prove it. Show gains for fave
>>557193965it's okay anon, I'm sure we will both find cute twinks who love us for who we are.
>>557191648/utg/ is actually a free use household.
Goat chads please disown the pedo
>>557193737So dreamy...
>>557194046Kris HATES fat chicks that's why they stole all of Catti's remotes
>>557191963Sex is only good if you put in the work to make it good. You gotta bring out the props, the sets, the costumes, and get ready to ACT. Stop being vanilla, try different things(and use safe words!).Also asexuals are capable of having sex to make their partners happy. They just don't feel sexual attraction to either men or women.
green thing
>>557193885true and unrerated ship. i just don't think the people drawing this stuff imagine it as shippy in the first place, which it definitely is if you put an adult man in there.
why doesn't kris wear suspenders with nothing underneath and a farmer's hat like a real man
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qdADQpdd-w
>>557194254Disown? We never claimed ownership of that guy.
>>557194515the denim rubs too hard against his massive cock and it gets uncomfortable
>>557194449*underrated. man.
How do I start Pippinsmaxxing so I can become attractive women? It needs to happen before Chapter 5 and the Pippins love dies out.
>>557194348>You gotta bring out the props, the sets, the costumes, and get ready to ACTImagine getting into bed with someone and hearing Rude Buster
>>557194659unless you're 5'0 with a gambling addiction it's over for you
>>557194659get a rectangular mold and put your head into it
>>557194254They are all pedos
>>557168861They literally are in one of the first dark world scenes in ch1Proof goteposters don't play the games/are too gooned-out to focus
do you expect a trailer for ch5?
why does kris (male) look like this
>>557193548Not for long
imagine: sweaty kris with bikini tan lines in only shorts
>>557194659Step 1: Decrease your height as much as possible. Remove your shins if needed and take out a few parts of your spinal column.Step 2: Become schizoid. To do this watch all of Matpat's FNAF theories without sleep, constantly chug redbull during this to stay awake but also take multiple sleep meds to counter it as a test of your will.Step 3: Get a crippling gambling addiction. A good way to do this is to start playing gacha slop as a low barrier of entry. Afterwards you should level this up by progressing into horse betting and then going to vegas.Step 4: Find a head vice. This will be needed for crushing your head into a dice shape for maximum sexual aesthetics.Step 5: Get a good tailor and make a weird poncho thing to wear.Step 6: Finally head to your nearest deltarune meet-up and rake in the poos-aaaay.
>>557194858That was clearly a weather balloon and not a goat
>>557169335Based on noelle, queen-berdly likely reflects berdly's relationship with his own motherSo he is probably ignored and forgotten about leading to attention seeking behavior
Thicc Dess
>>557195117>>557195308Finally, this character gets fleshed out
>>557195070SEXOOOOOOO ToT
dess is not fat and she and noelle do not listen to shitty rap music
>>557195395A lot of flesh
>>557195184>Remove your shins
does it mean anything that susie has an axe and another word for a guitar is an axe
Dess died a virgin
>>557195184I'm already below the average height for a man so I'm already halfway there.
>>557194659the whiteboard girlies seem to like cracked pippins the best, so cut off all your limbs.
>>557195816No she died after
>>557195816No, that's why Dess took Kris to the Shelter, to have her way with him.
Drinker of boye cum
>>557195564Disgusting catfag levels of obesity.
what is the first character from undertale did toby jerk off to? lets theorise. i think he did it to toriel
>>557195308please dont repost puppychans tranny self insert art
>>557195308>young Kris being perfect height to pinch Dess' love handles when she least expects it
>>557196114Mettaton (Box)
>>557196114temmie
>>557192971Sadly he was murdered by Chara.
>>557196015Not even close
>>557196114Toby doesn't seem like the type of guy who jacks off desu
>>557196418the cat ear sandals are very cute
>>557193863Calm down
>>557196114Didn't he say somewhere that his favorite Homestuck character was Terezi? If so probably Undyne.
>>557196114flowey
There are many images of both goats and deer on my computer.
>>557196114grandpa semi
The Undertale Movie will be directed, written, and produced by Markiplier.
>it actually was the obese catposter
lets all post our favourite markiplier and or pewdiepie videos ill starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xwiuBGi36s
>>557197232Man, last time I watched Pewdiepie he was still talking to chairs in Amnesia. I've always been more of an Uberhaxornova guy.
remember deltarune chapter 2? remember deltarune chapter 1? remember undertale?unc games
