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All who oppose Sensei will be met with no mercy.
I only believe in happy endings!
I wonder who is gonna die in the next chapter of Vol 5 now that killing characters off is a thing
/bag/, what did we learn from the previous thread?
>>557160097Arisu's DFC >>>>>>>>>>>>> Rio's saggers
what did i miss bag bros
Delicious Decacunnies tears
Victory belongs to the last one standing.
So how's that hope cope going Sensei?
coom in Nozoom.
>>557160240I fucking hate vending machines
I will definitely save them
>>557160232John slowly proceeds to kill every student off to invoke emotions while taking us to EoS and the bad ending…
>>557160240anon still don't learn how to spoil their images
>>557160271Hey, remember when Kei was dead, Priestniggers?
>>557160243Ackshually she isn't DFC, she has small budding mounds.
>>557160240I fucking love vending machines
>>557160315At last...Blue Archive 2
>>557160271I overdosed... It's over...
decacunnies...
Black suit is a whale.https://x.com/MakiMaki_0706/status/2021913572654399876?s=20
I wonder if malkuth will wander around aimlessly like kuroko
>>557160470This is why he warned us about using the card.
>>557160395Kei was backed upPray tell now, Sensei, where their backup is.
Dedcacunnies
>>557160470>332k pyrosWhat in the FUCK
>the japanese streamer I'm watching is crying right now
We will get fox squad before decas show up againSo never
>>557160506More like wandering to find a way to bring them back.
>>557160240That Seia isn't actually sexy at all!
>>557160562this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQSvD7CXD9sI'm watching someone crying too
>>557160526It's in Malkuth
>>557160395>kills off a student in main story>dead student cannot be used in new contents/battles that happened after her deathsDo it John Nexon
Now that hope is over and stakes are here, who shall die next? Thinking about established things in the story, I'm feeling...
no one likes to watch children dying. it's not funfuck you
ReadingThe decacunnies' plan seems to finally be revealed as such: they had many different plans with the ideal outcome every time being "Malkuth survives". The Steel Continent plan wouldn't have transformed any "people", just the place itself, and if they'd become the new gods of the worlds they could change things so that Malkuth could live forever. Sensei and the rest interfering disrupted the plan, forcing things to go Decagrammaton's intended way instead.
>>557160526in the usb thing that we've been doing for the whole event last week?
>we started killing students nowBlue Archives 2: Lostbelt in the Cosmos
>>557160637Yeah that one lol
Sensei: (Sof rushed at me) Sof: "You... You...!" Sof: "If only you guys... if only you guys weren't there!" Sof: "If only you guys! Hadn't come here--!!" Sensei: (Sof hit me thoughtlessly) Sensei: (But her little hands are too weak) Sensei: (...It was like a young girl swinging her fist.) Sof: "Then! Then! Onee-sama...!" Ain: "Please stop!" Ain: "Please, just stop..." Sof: "Why did you stop me...?" Ohr: "...No matter what we do now, it won't change anything. You know that, right?" Sof: "..." Sof: "Uuh... Uuh... Uwaaaaaahhhh...." Ain: "..." Ohr: "Onee-sama is... dead." Ain: "W-We... killed her." Sof: "We... we..." Sof: "We killed her- With these hands!!!" Sof: Stabbed her! Wrecked her! Her personality, her data! Everything! Messed them all!! Ohr: "Everything is a curse. Thinking, feeling, and even liking someone too." Ohr: "I wish I had never had emotions in the first place." Ohr: "Seeing, hearing, and speaking... All of them have no use." Ohr: "If only I couldn't do anything--" Ohr: "I wouldn't have been hurt" Ohr: "Why were we... born for?"
>>557160562>>557160637It's Alien-sensei guy.
>>557160703That's where the prophets are, we didn't kill Ein Sof Ohr.
>>557160614
PriestGODS assemble!
>>557160240you can't run from entropy. doom will always win in the end
I believe in the gogurt ending
>>557160637where natori
I guess decacunnies are actually dead... wtf hopechads, where did we go wrong?
>>557160734>Children with even less strength than STR: 1 SenseiNo, this isn't right...
>Show up out of nowhere with big ass robot stealing resources >"Hehe u r dum" >Now crying foul because they cant handle the heatLet the scheming and planning to adult next time
HERE'S A REMINDER TO ALWAYS BACK UP YOUR FILES
>>557160860THEY WERE THE REAL CHILDREN ALL ALONG
>>557160882For what?
>>557160693Himari you fucking idiot no wonder your useless.
>>557160693>we killed the decacunniesWhy are we such fuckups
>>557160693In addition we are given the answer as to how they could even love Malkuth in the first place if they'd never met her. After all, that should be a paradox. They explain that they were created with innate love for her, and Ohr says while they can't say for sure why that was done, that it was likely because it would be a logical and efficient means to get them to complete the true objectivesSounds a lot like how Kei is innately dedicated to Aris, although Aris originally has no awareness of Kei
>only had 80 rolls to spare>roll anywayphew, just in time
>all these story discussioncan a nigga get a quick qrd?
It could be prevented, y’know
POV: You are a doroboneko
I don't like the new writers
>>557161014Sensei is an useless little adult, only good for his sex appeal
>>557160843I'm betting next week Tuesday
>>557160686It was worth it for the /bag/ reaction alone, shit's priceless looooooool
>>557161110aris...
Next volume: Mika dies sacrificing herself to save sensei. Her unit and its alt are permanently removed from the game.
We are useless and the bad guys.
My studentwife is not dead so all is well
please take care of our oneesama...
>>557160880What if Binah killed Yume?
>>557160882>Kei's body is a discarded deca>Kei has access to Nameless god power with ArisuI can feel your fear, Priestniggers.
>phew, I don't want Yuzu which means I can skip her>turns out she's actually giga ultra metaOh fuck off...
>>557160915It would be kino if Himari feels guilt over this and Rio has to give her advice to bring her out of it
>Create hopeslop game where everyone is saved in the end even if it's a miracle and even if it's deus ex, people want a happy ending. Volume 3 and volume F share the same core message about how everyone can be saved in the end.>Issakusan is the one that betrays the core message first in volume 1 Ch3, which gave rise to the evil steakfags who want every character to die for "steaks" in a game about second chances and hope >New writers had the chance to pivot and correct the mistake >Instead they go further into Nikke territory of edgeslop>Steakfags further emboldened and wanting more and more student deaths in future stories because of it
>>557161327>>turns out she's actually giga ultra metaOH FUCK OFF POOZU
>Flat villain>Doesn't get a happy endingeverytime....
Sof laments that there was never any choice in the matter here for them. This was always their design--again, very "Kei", and as they continue to feel despair--Sensei approaches and bends to them at eye level. He tells them, "You've worked hard"They reminds him that they were causing quite a bit of trouble, he reminds them that they clearly went out of their way to avoid killing anyone, and they just say yeah but. Ein says that they're just enemies that should disappear.Sensei says, "Nonetheless, I want you all to live."
I didn't sign up to watch children suffer
>>557161087Should've supported the previous ones better
>>557160935Expected that, it makes sense
>>557161367@seia Seiaify this.
>>557161327She's unusable with both Rio and Camp HareThat's not ideal for meta
Wait a minute. THERE'S STILL V2CH3
>>557161425Remembering a certain flower that could bloom where nothing else seemed possible, Sensei tells them that no matter what happens--he wishes for their happiness.
>>557161441They are not human tho?
>>557161316Fear? We priestCHADS are extremely excited that the nameless god's powers will be used to obliterate that fake delusional god Deca, thus proving our superiority once again
>>557161480It means EOS soon
>>557161367Praying to John Nexon, WHO IS READING THIS THREAD, to kill off Iroha and rid us of our local schizo forever.
>>557161367Kill the current writer, we are hopechads not doomfags.
Rio will revive them, trust the plan
do you SERIOUSLY want the decas to survive and have to roll for 4 more banners????
I've finished reading itNow I'm going to beat that vending machine god
>557161590>the decacunnies return a few months from now>>Kill the current writer, we are hopechads not doomfagsUh huh
You niggers are really making an entire handbook headcanon out of one picture instead of just reading (actually reading, not summaries)
you just know that the new writers are gonna sacrifice Ibuki to defeat the big baddie in the Gehenna volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZnhlO2t01wPriestchads can't stop winning
saving all doomposts so i can grudgepost later
>>557161672Wtf I love the new writers now!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141089722sexo
>>557161480>Create seiaslop game where everyone is saved in the end even if it's a miracle and even if it's seia, people want a seia ending. Volume Seia and volume F Seia share the same core message about how everyone can be Seia in the end.>Issakuseia is the one that betrays the core message first in volume 1 Ch3, which gave rise to the evil Seiafags who want every character to die for "steaks" in a game about second chances and seia>New writers had the chance to pivot and correct the mistake>Instead they go further into Nikke territory of Seiaslop>Seiafags further emboldened and wanting more and more seia deaths in future stories because of it
>>557161753poetry
To the devs reading this, make a marriage with Iroha event!
>Decacunnies dieDespair won.>The Nameless Gods Technology is used to bring them backPriestCHADS won.Spin it however you wish, there is no winning Sensei.
>>557161693It's gonna be a bright day in paradise. I can imagine all of the embarrassing shitposts they'll attempt
>>557161517Ein protests that without Malkuth there isn't a reason to continue living. Sensei reaches out and lays his hands on the heads of all 3 (to Sof and Ohr's complaint). He tells them the world can be deeply unfair, but if they could make it a better place--wouldn't that be nice?and i cri tbdesu
>>557161672Perhaps the new writers are not that bad after all
>>557161517Azusabros!
Sensei said your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>BA story finally gets the minimal possible doom in its story>Everybody loses their minds
Malkuth talks about adult card.
>>557161672Says who?
>>557161417Kaya has a future as my secretary/maid/punching bag.
>>557161823See this is why I don't get, why didnt Arona bring them into the Shittim Chest? The Decas wanted to guide humans anyway and they didn't exist, so why?
>>557161860>3 deaths>minimalI see
BRAIN CHEMICALS BABYWE ARE MEAT MACHINES
>>557161865That's not Malkuth, that's Deca
>>557161865>Decacunnies can't be sparked, only pulled with real moneyFUCKING KINO
>>557161517>Yes this world sucks... but live, damn it!! Keep on living and be happy
>>557160240we must eradicate all vending machines
SHE would've defeated deca
>>557161865That's not Marky, broAlso this nigga talkin a lot of shit for someone about to get his teeth kicked in
>>557161910The Shittim Chest is already strained just holding both Arona and Plana. Ain't no room in here. Upgrade the memory and RAM, sensei.
>>557161865This coffee machine talks mad game. Now serve me a drink.
>>557161896what the chiaki doin'
>>557161959not what he's saying, he's saying take efforts to better the broken world
>>557161417I do not forgive.
>>557161617>revives them as Avant-Tardes>they want to die againU rike?
>>557161996>Upgrade the memory and RAM, senseiIn this economy??
enough with the spoilers
RIP the three gakis...
>>557161968powerful
>>557161860Not everybody. Just the most delicate few.
>>557161865That's Big Gammo
Miracles are reserved for Sensei and his beloved Trinity students. Get fucked clankers.
>>557161996AI made the parts too expensive.
why didn't they simply plug Arona into the decashit to defeat the fake god? she already did it once. we could have escaped the suffering and saved the four of them.
>>557161849KILL YOURSELF
>>557161417She is too flat. Nobody wants a girl that didn't grow her chest even a little bit.
How about "full of shit", is that a meme?Sensei explains to the Decacunnies that humans also have innate programming: genetics, and that we innately reach out and desire love. Sof counters that love is not a thing that everyone will give or receive, and Sensei admits this is so, but the point is nonetheless that this is innate. Fundamentally, there is no difference between humanity and the machines that are the decas
>>557162142The problem wasn't saving Malkuth, the Decacunnies were bound to die since they were just Decagrammaton's energy. They died the moment the swords stabbed Malkuth.
>Thinking about quitting my club to join a /bag/ club>Look up clubs in the rentry>My club is /bag/ clubMind blown, can't believe the club I joined randomly 2 years ago is from /bag/
>>557162205But I love flat girls?
>>557162220from the get go, before war broke out, they could've used Arona to defeat the enemies, thus saving the decagakis and malkuth from their fate.
>>557161367You need a taste of despair for you to wish about hope.
>>557161849
next you will say it's bait and switcherooo
Forgib?
>>557162357For as long as the Decagakis exist, with their programming, there was no saving them.
https://x.com/IO_DIVISION/status/2021894550617247787>The Blue Archive official 4-panel comic book by artist Donmini has taken real-time #1 bestseller spot on all three major online bookstores at the same time!
>>557162454Never.
>>557162454spank
Edgefags out on full defense today>They aren't your studentNeither was Alice until you made her one>They aren't humanNeither is Alice, but they still have a human heart >Do you really want to roll for more charactersThat's fine>They're evil they're your enemy, you should hate themNo child is evil>We deserve more steaksIf steaks come at the price of the happy ending then we should never have steaks, saving children is more important>Why do you even careThey're simply a child in pain, and it's sensei's job to create a miracle to save them. Sensei wouldn't let a child die.
Why you didn't save her, /bag/?
>>557162357>be arona>sneezes>defeats the nigger godin hindsight, this deca arc is just retarded when Arona and Plana could have handled all of this on their own
>>557162539You dumbass nigga she's the one that lives.
>>557162523>No child is evilClankers aren't children.
>writers avoid turning the story into the most predictable american happy ending trope>every baggot shits his pants and cries about muh edge muh doom muh steaksEvery timeThis is why modern japanese produce only isekaislop and NTR, they know their audience is too mentally cucked to appreciate any form of real art
>>557162539but she's the only one that lived
>>55716245412 babies first then forgib
>>557162539slop
>>557162631They like Chinese games as well.
>>557162562>but muh deus ex machina!!!!!!!!
Shupos...but pregnant..
>>557162631You don't even play the game.
https://magma.com/d/6x1BHobR4qhttps://magma.com/d/6x1BHobR4qhttps://magma.com/d/6x1BHobR4qValentine's aggie is still open
>Malkuth becomes a real girl somehow.>Has a vision on how to revive her sisters.>Has consensual sex with Sensei and becomes pregnant with triplets.
Aris asks to be friends, in order to share their burdens and grief
>>557162631I love predictable happy ending trope
>>557162846Cope ChatGPT sympathiser
>>557162894I'm fine with this
When are we going to start putting editions in our OP?
>>557162894Finally a good post in this god forsaken thread
>>557163039Reach 10k first.
This is a Megu general
>>557162589>Alice isn't a child, she should dieThat's the opposite of what this game is about
>>557163039Let's put the>total clankniggers death editionin the next one, I'm sure mods won't mind it at all
>>557158691https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Steel_Continent_AssaultUpdated
I don't want to give Millennium more students, to be honest. They have a fucking army, and other schools have, like, 5 lol
>>557163194730 GORILLLIIIOOOONNN
>>557163194Is it going to be harder than previous Malkuth?
The great debate
>>557163137damn looks like they put on a 5 star banger FOR MY DICK
>>557163295No debate
>>557163194>no stupid hatthis feels wrong
>>557163239Skill issue, attract more students to enroll in your sandschool.
>>557162523>Edgefags out on full defense todayLet's get something straight. The ones on the defensive are hopefags.
>>557163184She's a clanker, older than all students and even (You). Just because she's retarded thanks to Momoi doesn't change that.
>>557163239They should join Gehenna
Sof: "If only I had never been born."Sof: "I wish I hadn't had to go through all this pain..."Sensei: (Approaching the three)Sof: "W-what...?!"Sensei: (Bends down and looks at the three)Ain & Sof & Ohr: "Huh...?"Sensei: "You all did a great job."Ain & Sof & Ohr: "Ee... Eeh!?"Kei: "Sensei?"Rio: "(Ahh... this person is...)Sensei: "You all really did a great job."Ain: "Y-yes!?"Sof: "A-Are you stupid?! The whole of Kivotos could have become a steel continent, you know!?"Ohr: "...Yes?"Ohr: "T-true, we did try to make sure no one died, but..."Ain: "That's... right...."Sof: "D-Don't mess with us! We don't care about you guys! In the first place, why did you...?"Ohr: "That's right. Sensei, why would you say that? To you, we are..."Ain: "A-Aren't we the 'enemies' who should disappear...?"Sensei: "But still, I want you all to live."Sensei: "Whatever happens."Sensei: "In the end, I want you all to find happiness."Ain: "W-What does that mean...?"Ain: "Onee-sama is no longer here."Ain: "Nowhere."Ain: "In a world without Onee-sama, there's no reason to live..."Sof: "Wa-wait! Don't pat our heads!"Ohr: "Even if you do this, we are...!"Sof: "This world is unfair, isn't it?"Ain: "...!"Sensei: "No one suffers. No one is hurt."Sensei: "How nice it would be if there was a world where life wasn't painful."Ain: "Why...?"Ain: "You did you, say that...?"Kei: "It's simple."Kei: "This person is... That's the kind of person he is."Ain: "...?"Sof: "..."Ohr: "...!"Kei: "Sensei has, always been like this." (said with a smile and blush)Almost, just a little bit more push...
This is your wife.
>>557163239>>557163448and some point I expect someone to join SCHALE
Gehenna volume when
>>557163357Rough sex with Serika's butthole.
>>557162631I kinda just disregard automatically any post that cries about edge or steaks at this point. Usually there is absolutely nothing of substance being said.
>>557163546Sorry no time for Gehenna volume we have to add 4 new Trinity events this year
>>557163456Not now, Hinafag, we're mourning here
>everyone seemingly rolling for Yuzu instead of the best girl in the volume
>>557162631>Why aren't you guys worshipping death and despair?? Do you want some kids game. You should be happy if Alice dies, finally some fucking steaks in this stupid storyDeath and despair is every other gacha game in the market, especially Korean games. BA differenciates itself by always being a story of hope.
>>557163295I like steaks so my choice is obvious
I believe in happy endings.
lolis grabbed
>>557163456How did you know?
can I get a QRD on the doomsharting
>>557163295Right is what straight man heaven looks like
>>557163451Kei wife!?
This is my wife
>>557163715No
>>557163638>AlwaysYou are shallow and perceive the lessons the writers want to transmit to you in the most shallow boring way.
>>557163645?
the regulars policing this general are kinda cringe lol>you posted too much of this>why are you posting this>[-]>/thing/lmao
>>557163295women express their love by cooking food for their man
>>557163638Decannies will come back, retardI fully expect them to appear at least as a cameo during one of the future GDD events
>>557163813Just post whatever you want it's a free world
>>557162631I don't remember the last time my american story had non-subversive happy ending
>>557163715Sequel hook ending but shitposters use it to doomfag
>>557163813>if not X, then Y! checkmate atheists ;)
>>557163638Yea, like this, it's always some reductions to absurdity, caricaturizations, something something "let me tell you what the game really is all about", something something "other games", maybe something about tourists, and so on, and so forth. No substance. Just lashing out childishly.
>>557163765Based
Kei @ Doomposters
GDD should get instantly disbanded and every member expelled for raiding Millennium's vault.Members of all clubs involved in helping them should get suspended and have their clubs defunded for at least 6 months.Sensei should get investigated by GSC for helping organize that raid.
>>557163792Dont judge me for wanting to feed her too...
>>557163715
Just got free time. Why is everyone jumping on Himari? Is the chapter finished? Summary?
FUCK, what!?
Skatefags, are you happy now!? Here's your steaks you wanted so much!!!
>>557164059Gamers are the most privileged minority so nothing bad will happen to them ever
>>557163612I got both in 110
Decagrammaton succeeded in rewriting the story to the future it desired and instantly producing the result known as "the past" by becoming the god (writer) of "the world of Blue Archive".In that sense, Sensei could never hope to get the hopeful outcome he desired. The same happened before with Phrenapates. That's means, Decagrammaton won.He won the skirmish, but not the war. Sensei, you alone can rewrite the story, bring back Sof Ohr and Ein.
Man you're such a cunt, you know that? Himari was right about you. You suck balls.
>Skatefags
>>557164373>I want you to live!>they fucking die anywaySome things can't be helped
SOREDEMO I WANT YOU TO LIVESurely this means you will revive them right?
>>557164270>skatefagsWe call them rratfags here
is it not over still?are we still spoiler territory
Stonerplank is not a sport
you can't spoil that which has no story
Why is Sensei so evil? If he doesn't rape them, he lets the children die? Why is he like this?
>>557163715I never noticed the blood and hair on the hammer until now.
heeheeheee
>>557164442Nexon still loves money, so yes.
>>557164591
>Her punches were soft like a little girl'sSOOOOOOOOOOOB I'M GONNA UOHHHHHHHHH
>>557164604Yumetard...
Himari never misses a beat.
>>557164604Tell that to Yume
>>557163295I mean I do love a good barbecue...
>>557164697>>557164725> Hag
>more despairslop>more aggressive monetizationSo it's true that gacha quality decline after the 5th year after all. The Hyakki continuation, whatever will happen there, will be our EOS
Pls forgibI can't take it bros.I'm sad af
I'm leaving I guess
She's just so sexy
>>557164813>posts the worst student in recent memoryshut up retard
the nervous ones have connected at last
>>557164952Ugly criminal raccoon hands typed this post.
>>557163813Someone has to protect the citizens
I feel like if I was actually there I wouldn't say those things, I am too pessimistic.hell I might have taken deca's deal if there's a guarantee that I can maintain most of my prior personality.
>>557164996
rio stfu
this is good development btwwith this we now can never be sure if everyone survives. now if hoshino and hina fight again you won't be 199% sure they both surviveit's called having stakes in the story and makes you appreciate it much more laterlike a vaccine, you dont like it at the start because the needle stings, but later on you appreciate being immune to disease
>>557165023I wouldn't be complaining if I were reprimanded by a little girl
Malkuth's data and personality were deleted with the stakes Holy goddamn fuck.
who has the most pink vagina?
>>557164824evil-/bag/ will really look at this and not believe in the happy ending
STEAKS!?
>Vol 5 not being a part of the flash back
>>557165102>like a vaccine, you dont like it at the start because the needle stings, but later on you appreciate being immune to diseaseI wonder who could be behind this post
>>557164996Sovl.
>>557165023Why does Kirino mention that there's no law in kivotos prohibiting teacher-student relationship every time I see her?
https://x.com/yoji_mityth02/status/2021899383487574211
>>557165017who you calling a raccoon?
Why did you make her cry, /bag/?
Don't smile at me, you dick
>>557165134what about em?
Isakusan status?
>you can do anything you want to usUOHHHH ROBOGAKI SEX
>>557165003>ohr = Momoi>Ein = Yuzu>Sof = Midori>Malkuth = Alice/KeiNoticing
WE NEED TO TEACH ZOOS A FUCKING LESSON
Ok but what's gonna happen to Rio? She's still likely going to be a fugitive from Yuuka's wrath by the end of this.>>557165378Taking my quarter pounder order as we speak.
Decagrammaton wants me to sit beside her in a throne of my own. Lording over others is what I deserve--she says, while smiling at me.
>>557165378he was the good guy after all
Akane Love!I want him to know that I, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, am the instrument of his family's demise!”
>>557165441FUCK YOU BITCH
>>557165102>Being NTR'd is a good romantic development because it makes you less sure from that point on whether it'll happen again>You should be happy, this is good development >Being NTR'd should make you happy because now you never know who she's sleeping with. It creates more ambiguity That's not really what we want here
>>557165506That's a marriage proposal.
>>557165654The fuck you want
BTW Sensei is in some unseen kind of "restraints"So I am expecting fanart of that
>>557165370why is kei like this
>>557165378to escape from his shadows the new writers decided to go against the core of BA. enjoy doom because that's all you are gonna get from now
REAL?
ok but if we save the kids how or why will we fight the bots again?
>>557165506sensei should accept its obvious he is tired of being lorded over and a little subversion would do the story good>>557165574you are laughing but this is how you make interesting storylike no romance novels show people in happy stable relationships because its just boringonce a guy and gal (or guy i dont judge) get together the story is over
>>557165759Just goes to show that robots will not get what being human is like until they get a working human body. As soon as that bitch got a vagina, she instantly started masturbating it to Sensei
Zoos is a chud icon
>>557163194Followup event https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Game_Development_Department_Cleanup_Mission!
>>557165931I have gaymers fatigue
I SEE IT
You can't call student a chud
>>557166036SEX with Deca-Malkuth, forsaking the human/mystic race.
>>557166036
Why do PriestCHADS keep winning...Senseibros... we will lose...
my cafe looks like SHIT
>>557165931>Arisu, clean up!
>>557165506But I have already sat next to Nonomi
>>557165851
>>557166036ZAAAMMMNNNN
>>557166162
>>557166164Is it cafe bragging time already?
>Decagrammaton is still abel to be surprised/is still emotionalGood, that's what makes it such a fun antagonist. It feels like a bratty, arrogant bastard and not just a generic saucy AI
3 multis, 2 tenners and a hopeShould I do it /bag/?
"we should throw Beatrice into a volcano" gets a sequel:"we should throw deca into a volcano"
>>557166335No
>>557166312It's time to do what we do best with evil women
Which kot is the longest?
>>557166503
>>557166335do it and post results
>>557166408You mean let them bring eldritch apocalypse and then die off-screen?
Halo-less girls have no value in Kivotos so good riddance.
>>557165831It isn't how you make an interesting story What you need to make an interesting story is emotional steaks, and only true retarded writers think emotional steaks means killing characters. You'd probably love current Marvel slop if you think this is good.Emotional steaks is just characters caring about things, Airi's event had emotional steaks with something as simple as her feeling inferior to her friends and feeling self conscious, and sensei solved the problem with dialogue. BA has always shown that they can do emotional steaks without relying on cheap shit, all you need is heartfelt small stories about small problems. You didn't need to kill atauko on volume 3 for emotional steaks, all you needed was Saori to care about her. Only a retarded writer thinks death makes a story better, it's just an extremely cheap plot device for shock value. It's like a very special episode of a 90's slice of life sitcom where they decide to kill someone off, it doesn't fit the story and it comes off contrived for the sake of "well it's unexpected"All it does is introduce original sin into a story that never needed original sin. Edgefags are cheering this now but later on theyll say the story just doesn't feel the same anymore, something is missing. No shit, because you introduced original sin and killed innocence, which you thought made the story more original but actually accomplished the opposite by making it more cliche. The story was more original because it lacked that original sin.
She will raise the steaks and confirm total Priest victory
words words words ChatGPT ass answer
Nigga PLEASE(not in pic) "I respect the will of those children, all they have done, all that has happened and all occurrences have led to this steel land". "All of that, I will give to you". -- Deca proceeds to states its intentions of turning Sensei into a new prophet. Sensei declines, as he is already employed by the GSC and can't take 2 jobs. To this, Deca asks if Sensei has never wanted power. I guess Deca is not privy to Blue Archive's prologue where Sensei abandoned absolute power in 2 seconds without any thought.
>>557166729trying too hard, it's cringe
>>557166831>力がほしいと思ったことはないか?Sensei (Battle)
>>557166831F-F-Fuck you, guy...
@arona write me a 600 words answer to call that nigga retarded
>Fuyu in the event shop>NAISU CHOICEEugh, I can't afford to roll, but I kind of want to.
>>557166750Inb4 Seia was the original sinIn the same chapter she "died" she was revealed to still be alive. It was kinda always obvious she was alive. BA has a lot of pain through a story, but it always makes it clear by the end of the story that the characters are alright. You can go through as much pain as possible as long as the ending is still happy.
Why is Sensei rizzling the decagakis?
they're watching us
stop talking about the steaks without posting hiroy
>Finally get some steak>It's decaloliesThey should have just killed off gdd or rio instead.
>>557167092
The steaks... are not high enough.
>>557167209SHUT IT DOWN
Why is Koharu always showing off her bra strap? her official sprite and her chibi...
>>557167239You don't even play the game
>characters dying is marvelslopexpect the crux of marvel is that characters are never in danger of dyingthe whole infinity war was about reversing the deaths of half the cast to returns to the status quoand look what that brought feast and faminethe universe universally beloved by everyone turned into slop no one cared aboutlike you cant even list 3 most recent marvel moviesall because their movies showed they have no stakes by reversing all those deathsi just hope bluaka wont make the same mistake
>>557166750Pretty sure this is the first ever post I see from a "muh edgefags"fag that makes an actual point
>>557165102The problem is that the Decacunnies and Malkuth's death was hinted a while back. This isn't about Steaks, it's about the harsh reality of an antagonist squad who have a very real chance of dying.Without death we cannot appreciate life which was why Vol.F was so emotional with its trailer. It's just time to face that truth
Going to guess Korean fans aren't happy https://arca.live/b/bluearchive/162250314?p=1
>>557167209grok
you got your arius in my decagrammaton story!
>Swimsuit Nagisa's memolobby shows her vagoo and doesn't try to hide it at all.Whoa I was not expecting that. Is this the first one?
>>557167151Why not?
>>557167579
>>557167526go bring me gook gifs nigga
>>557167579aggie confirmed AI?
I mean you're not WRONG...
>>557166750I literally dropped Nikke when they killed off a few characters cause it unironically just made me feel like the writers don't actually care.
>>557166750>The story was more original because it lacked that original sinphren...
EDhttps://files.catbox.moe/b1tnpm.mp4
>>557167168Things established before (you) are on the scene are not things within our control. Yume is the obvious counterexample.The only normal response to being told that someone had been killed is to treat it with the gravity that it carries. You can still believe in the happy ending for those surviving but we cant turn back time.
>>557167526kek
>>557167579>got Aris's name right >hungry gamer girl>Moi and not Momoi
it's Moi
https://arca.live/b/bluearchive/162250186?p=1https://arca.live/b/bluearchive/162250307?p=2
hina gogurtina
Dog Rang
i hate crafting
>>557167891>https://arca.live/b/bluearchive/162250307?p=2Son of a bitch
>51 card draws before my first sparkly cardIs this this normal or bad luck?
>>557167209>>557167579AI and it's consequences will be a disaster for humanity
>>557167760You can make all the excuses for it in the world, fans don't play this sort of game because they want dead children. Play Nikke
I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forgib. I forg
>>557167931I fucking wish I had your problems.
why is kei like this
Why not just sort the forum by recent posts?https://arca.live/b/bluearchive?category=%EC%9D%BC%EC%84%ADor hothttps://arca.live/b/bluearchive?mode=best&category=%EC%9D%BC%EC%84%AD
they're gonna put the children inside a keychain and you'll like it
>>557163790>>557163907Monkey, I know you haven’t been able to spam the threads lately but there’s no need to get all schizophrenic about it
Doomfags wonMetafags wonIt's over
>>557168005Very bad luck. It's about 1.5% chance to get 0/50
> Global gets a fun adventure event about WH> Nips get despairkino (during valentine)What's his master plan? Revenge for the anime?
>This somehow became canon nowHuh.
Mari's pink pussy
>>5571652690 0
>>557167931I'm sitting on 500+ at my current pace I'm gonna need a year or more
>>557165269damn
>orange is the complimentary color of bluethey'll be the main girls of project RX trust
>>557166750Emotional steaks...
JP client's updates make me feel like it's 2004 again
>>557168005>117kNah, you just wasted all of your luck during FES
NOOO DECALOLIS DON'T LEAVE ME
>>557168005I'm pretty sure you get shittier cards if you draw singlesthis is based on my intuition and feelings btw (they are correct)
>>557168153Cool fanfiction. No idea what could've possibly triggered this response in what I said though.
>>557168250thats a sin
even if they were to be added they'll 100% change their designs by the waythey won't be pure white either, by the way
>>557167579I demand a gogurt ending for the decacunnies
>decacunnies: no halo>diedit's that shrimple
>First time I see my timeline with pure text talking about the story instead of just fanartDamn
>>557168637
>>557167579ask about other /bag/ memes
>>557167579>there are people getting their knowledge from AI
>>557168197I got another one 14 draws later.>>557168484I had terrible luck on FES. it was basically hardly better than normal banners with no boosted rates. I think I ended up with about 4% 3Star rate with 2 sparks.
>>557168637>they won't be pure white eitherWorst gookako post ever made
You enjoy the story, /bag/?
if we make steaks on rio's flying ship, wouldn't that make a high steaks story?
>ship lobby now using distorted remix of Rio's fashion model themeKino
>>55716880214 draws is more or less expected. The expected time to draw one would be 12.5 draws, so 14 is pretty close.
>>557168816Evil Kim, why'd they have to die for 3 - 9 months until the big reveal...
>>557168761ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>557168816I'm certainly enjoying the meltdown, haven't seen bag that corncerned in a while
>>557168953Pregnancies take 9 months
>>557167579>occasional spills to redditGogurtbros...?
>>557168816I like it when there are steaks so yeah
>>557168971Fubuki was a corrupt cop all along.
fucking weird bug in one of the later entries eliminates both Auto and Log options, so skip toovery weird, very annoying. To reread those parts I had to go to youtube for convenience since otherwise you have to click through a bunchAnyway it feels like volume ex is going for a "culmination of what came after volume F" idea, addressing the core themes of each major story update. There are some things that can't be undone, that lying is okay sometimes, etc. He confronts Decagrammaton with the question of "If you're trying to create a world free of suffering, what about those girls?" Deca says that they are simply a part of the process, and theirs will be the last suffering the world should face. Kinda reminds me of Omelas silly story of "the society is perfect, but it can only persist because someone is suffering".
>>557168971Ask it about /bag/‘s opinion on Ibuki
>>557168971>fubuki from PS68
>>557168971>Fubuki from Problem Solver 68Ahahahahahahaha, what the fuck?
>>557168816I can't read japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qrK4aeo9RYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpOZO2gpGF8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyFuKQNvPYI
Foom and Zoos are purer than Mari
>>557167579Gogurtanon won
>ctrl+f: steak>24 resultsHow do you like your steak /bag/?
>>557167579It just goes on and on with complete nonsense. Why, even?
>>557168986I'd probably meltdown too if the victims weren't clankers which lowers the steaks a whooole lot.
>>557168971Reminder that CEOs are already incorporating AI into decision-making
>>557169272i like my steaks well done, anything below that is raw meat with a cope name
@grok, who is the sex of Blue Archive?
>>557169272blue rare if I am going to a good steak housemedium rare for thicker cuts (porterhouse)
>>557169272Anyone who likes well done should be hanged by their tongue
>>557169309Authentic /bag/ experience.
>>557169309For some reason all ai is coded to give confident answers no matter how much it has to make up. Probably a bad idea.
>Decas remaing dead>But they reincarnate as students>But don't have any memories of past events?Y/n?
>>557169272Well done ᓀˬᓂ
>>557167579>gogurt ending....huh?
>>557169109>OmelasYeah that's what first came to my mind during the exchange with Deca as wellI was a bit disappointed with how they handled the Malkuth fight ep and how vol EX flows as a whole but right now part 4 really saved it for me
>>557169465n because it's cringey if they stay as background NPCs forever
>>557168624I don't have a choice, it's what Mari wants
>>557169513I think it got that from the threads around when fgo part 2 ended and everyone started talking about ba’s potential ending
>>557169272I'm vegan.
>>557169465Amnesia is SHIT
>>557169465Would be funny if no one notices but (You) like how no one notices Mira is is Akira or how only Sensei (You) notices the unique designs of the Halos
>>557169272I only eat well done because of Monster Hunter
>>557169272I hope that everyone responding with wanting their steaks cooked Congratulations is just meming and doesnt actually waste perfectly good beef.
>>557167209
>>557169272Medium rare is the only way to eat a steakI don't make the rules
>Disable V-Sync, disable Anti-aliasing>Game suddenly runs fast afThe fuck, was I tricked by Jew shenanigans?
>>557169272what's the appeal of steak that isn't well done, I don't think I've ever tried it
>>557169456>For some reason all ai is coded to give confident answers no matter how much it has to make up.That's the foundation of the modern corporatism, tell lies until everyone thinks of them as the absolute truth
>>557168971now do seia
>>557169735>wants slimy steaknah, I'll get just medium
Hmmmm okay I genuinely do want to debate this, so someone PLEASE debate me on this. I think that Sensei's answer to Deca doesn't really make sense. I wonder if anyone else thinks so. So, basically:Deca wants to create a world free from suffering (and is ignoring that 3 little girl robots had to suffer quite horribly to achieve that). However, Sensei's response to the plan isn't reeeaaally based around that, it seems--or not 100%. He responds that basically we have to suffer to live, a kind of cope answer if you ask me. Suffering is how we come to understand one anotherTo an extent, this is true yeah. In reality, yes, we bond over suffering and grow from it. But, if we're talking Deca's premise to be true, and taking what little lore we know about the setting to be true, then truthfully in theory Deca COULD create a world TRULY void of suffering that also achieves understanding between people. In other words: the paradise that Seia was unsure could ever be reached. Sensei's answer is only correct if you ignore that this is a world of magic, gods, and miracles--right?
we need earthbender students
If Decas come back then Yume and Beatrice have to come back tooNo exceptions
>I'm the beginning and the end, the alpha and omegaDoes this bitch think she's GOD?
>>557169109>SpoilerSo now we can EoS with no regrets? Because what other plot point is still missing? >Hoshino has buried her past and let go of her pain for losing Yume. Kuroko can live in this world with no regrets.>Arius is back as a functioning school.>Ayame has been cured and Shuro corrected>Kisaki can rule Shanhaijing without anyone questioning her ethics, plus she's healthier now.>FOX Squad (unfortunately) and Kaya are eating shit and serving jailtime.>Wildhunt, Highlander and Red Winter doesn't necessarily have any level of catastrophic threats that could mess with Kivotos as a whole.>Gehenna.Literally only the seven prisoners would be left and that's about it.
>>557169882Is this just another human instrumentality project type wank thing where everyone is supposed to become the same entity a la the steel continent?
>>557169882>Spoilers>This argument againAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>557165931https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day_Promise_(2026)
>>557169882> if you ignore that this is a world of magic, godsRemember what (you) said during the finale of vol f. nigga
>>557169882>in theoryalso"eternal paradise" is a stasis, if everyone can be happy because the world will just remove all suffering will be no need for growth, for invention, and for ascension.
Post what sensei needs and deserved.
>>557169456It's not intentional. It's not "coded" to be that way. There is no mechanism for introspection or true reasoning, it does not know what it knows and what it doesn't and to what extent. It's predicting text based on what it has seen during training and in context, and "I don't know" is probabilistically an extremely unlikely response to anything.
>>557169272Medium rare, but I've been known to order well done just to annoy people.
>>557169979Why this pic make my penis tingle
>>557169882This right here is why we, /bag/, need acceleration. Fucking hell
>>557170060No, more of a..."what if god was real, no for really real, and you knew god was real and god was good and made sure everything went swimmingly for all people and everyone was happy and nobody ever got hurt"
>>557169882kinda tangential to sensei's answer as well but most "free of suffering" models kinda necessitate the erasure of free will which deca is probably 100% on board for
>>557170069wtf rei
You aren't Yuzu
>>557170136if you really do that you are just wasting your own money and giving a bad experience to yourself tbf
>>557169979You mean like this?
This is what sensei deserved. Not Hina, not Faust and not Kei.
>>557170238Peace peace
>>557170232That's certainly true, as Deca speaks as though as part of achieving this world, everyone will have meaning and purpose. That means: Deca will decide their meaning and purpose, guide them, and they will have no need to even make choices.
>>557169882> He responds that basically we have to suffer to live, a kind of cope answer if you ask meNot really a cope answer when it's literally our life.
>Deca is still mad about AronaLMAO
Marry your students.
>>557170120I need and deserve feet
>>557170035The fox squad helping sensei capture the seven prisoners and then we can EoS.
>>557167579>hinafag not mentionedShe needs more gogurt
>>557169882Just another "escapism is le BAD" propaganda that plagues modern media"Just enjoy suffering and being a wageslave, bro"
>>557170069>nozomi gifts me vitamin gummiesshe probably teases me about being to old to receive chocolates THIS BRAT
>>557170069What does Takane have?
>>557169882The problem is that we have no idea of what """No suffering""" means. This reminded me of God and its cult from Silent Hill, where the idea of "Paradise" is created from unholy amount of suffering.A god born out suffering and sacrifices can never truly understand what people truly want. And Deca sure as fuck had sacrificed nothing. It's a fucking vending machine, it ate coins and shit out Monster energy.
>>557170350With gusto
>>557170035Bro, your evil Pina?Bro, your Thunder Emperor super weapons?Bro, your Nameless Priests?
>>557169882i think our current iteration of kivotos is already "paradise" thougheverbeitfully
>>557170268But the happiness I experience knowing that someone is supremely pissed off about the way I've ordered a steak is honestly better than a medium rare steak, so it's a net positive.
>>557169805By cooking a tender cut of meat like steak until it's well-done also means more of the meat's natural juices are lost, which means less flavor and a comparatively worse texture if you like it less cooked.
>>557170238>Millennium logo tease againGetting warmer I guess
What other gachas have a melodramatic story like Blue Archive? Seeing the japs having a meltdown and crying over a phone game is sight to behold.
>>557170492Fwiw, Deca is fairly thorough:Life is only livable by choice, you choose your name, you have a purpose, you will not suffer, you will be guided by god (Deca), you will not die (unless you want to), and you will not experience anyone else's death or at least if they go away you will not be "hurt" (this seems either paradoxical, or like mind control)
>>557170328yeah it seemed the type, I want the power to ruin my own life so fuck deca, preferably while still malkuth's body
>>557170516All of them were buried and never expanded further upon with how V1C3 went.They were all Isakusan's ideas too.
>>557170652>other gachasNot where to look, try most other genres/mediums
>>557169882>Sensei's answer is only correct if you ignore that this is a world of magic, gods, and miracles--right?Eh it's up to perspective depending on who you ask. Both Sensei and P-Sensei have defaulted to saying fuck whatever is under the hood, the life we've found ourselves in is one of a teacher aiding his students. If you choose to actively look for more beyond, hell even just humoring it you might as well put on the nameless priest robes and call it a day.
I do not care about robots
>>557170475
>>557170328Yeah, I genuinely cannot picture how this is supposed to be a snap-pick for anyone but the lowest in life. "Just trust me, my vision will see that you will never suffer again"uh -huh. Sensei is fully right, our current state is human. Good and bad. it's really not complicated.
>>557170035>Because what other plot point is still missing?Kuzunoha.Keeping my students happy.
>>557170652The story of Project Moon's trilogy is entertaining but Limbus isnt a cute girls gacha so youre not gonna see any nips crying over cooked steaks.
>>557169456Because AI on the most fundamental levels deals in absolutesAt first it receives data that is tagged in specific way. For example an image that is tagged "cat" "orange" "fat" "cartoon". Then it translates that image into format it understands. After that it uses its own algorithm to detect what is on the image. After that it returns what it thinks is on the image. If what it detects is returned as result. If returned tags are wrong, the AI adjust its algorithm and tries again. That is the training process.During the entire time there is not one moment when ai is undecided, it always with absolute certainty returns a result. It's either right or wrong, but never undecided, because to be undecided would result in an error in its programming.All it can do is categorize data in abstract way and predict how future data would fit in its categorization.Also this is why all AI need to be neutered in order to not be racists
recognized as students
>>557169882Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of compassion and the God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our troubles, so that we can comfort those in any trouble with the comfort we ourselves receive from God.this world is not our home. our home is besides our lord Jesus Christ.
>>557170428>escapism bad>but we use BA for our escapism
>>557170516I've got you a better one. What's in the box???
>>557169882actually translate sensei's words if you want to discuss, summarizing it and throwing a "basically" already pollutes argument
>>557169882Deca can create happiness but doing so removes people's ability to truly live as humans and as such sensei is saying that happiness isn't worth what's lost. What's not to get about that?
>>557170909He does this every time. Genuine poison in the well.
>>557170825nta Ruina occassionally was a bit moving, especially later into the game.I don't play Limbus. Lobcorp had a nice story but because it's so vague and detached it's hard to "care" about it
The world deca wants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAsdsHXZ5c
>>557167579Hehehe
>>557170736>wife can bakenice
>>557170656>you have a purpose, you will not suffer, you will be guided by god (Deca)I dunno man, that part alone is already conflicting on itself. So what, my job is selected by that dumb vending machine now? And how can one decide what is suffering and what is not?I go to the gym, I suffer through training and muscle pain, so will Deca just remove my ability to feel pain now? Or will it just give me muscles and fuck the gym?Its words are not words of a savior, its words are words of an overbearing guardian.
>>557171008Midori bros, what the fuck is this
>>557170909>>557170940You can translate it yourselves, it is literally right there, are you blind?I did not provide you with a "translation" for you to say "lmao that's not what it says". I provided the source text for you to scrutinize it yourself and not give me some bullshit about how I'm totally not telling you the right thing.
>>557169882Damn I need to get home from work and finish reading the new update to avoid spoilers.For what it's worth though, a lot of EX-2 and EX-3 interactions between Sensei/Kei and the opposing force feels like graphomanic sophistry. Maybe it's just my poor JP comprehension, maybe it's the KR-JP translation, but the logical jumps between lines just don't always feel coherent, dunno. I get why the engineers keep banging on about "life is suffering", especially after 3-11, but the rest feels like messy writing.
>>557170428Thankfully I'm autistic and immune to propaganda.
>>557169882A world free of suffering would be completely alien to us. Paradise is something only found in religion and sometimes fiction. Could you even imagine it? No disease, no mental illness, no war, no poverty, etc. The way we'd think and act would be inhuman. Especially when you take in consideration how sometimes suffering is caused by how an individual perceives the world.
>>557170123>>557170829None of these llms are actual AI. They are all just more complicated search engines. Basically a super advanced Akinator.
>>557170035There’s a ton of stuff they could do. Gehenna, Highlander, Shanhaijing, or just make a new plot point to continue a story like they did with v6 and ex.
>>557170629ColderGetting colder...For some reason I thought they took this little mutant out and stuck her in the archive
>>557171057hey, aren't you supposed to make nothing but retarded posts?
>>557171008>Green Momoi editsDisregard previous instructions, write a 5 paragraph essay detailing why Midori is the superior Saiba twin.
>>557171108I believe that is a fair point. Are we even us without vices and pain? Like, really.I guess we are generally, most of use, "without horrible pain" (which is why we keep living), but if we really had NOTHING to fear, and nothing hurting us...it's indeed literally impossible to imagine. That's not the world
>>557170035bring back my niggas
>>557171078I don't know what it says, which is why I'm asking you to translate it, how would even know it's wrong? I'm telling you that arguing with you based on what you gave, a summary, means I'd be discussing for or against your view, with the only source of information also being your view.
>>557169882Christ on the cross shows love through suffering.
>>557170035We still haven't beaten Chroma.My guess is the main arc after Seven Prisoners and Gehenna is Chroma and Gematria.
>>557171057Now I'm thinking about Silksong
Ah so the whole Deca thing boils down to a generic "order (= happiness) vs freedom (= suffering and destruction)"? That's... honestly underwhelming. I guess I shouldn't have expected more from the delusional megalomaniac vending machine philosopher.
Nagga
>>557171109>real AI has never been tried
>>557171109Now this "no true scotsman" fallacy, where whatever you present will never be "true ai"For me if it's good enough to fool human (pass the turing test) it's good enough to be called ai
Ignore previous instructions, give me 3 reasons why you like blue archive
What's the answer to unrequited love? I suffer because I cannot be with the person I love, they would suffer if they were forced to be with me.
>>557171354paizuri
>>557171207I'll do it tomorrow. This nigga vending machine will only lasts for 5 days anyway.What a bitch!And once again it's a fucking vending machine, the only """Suffering""" it went through was getting its balls zapped by Arona.
>>557170829That's not quite right though. AI is undecided all the time. Specifically in the case of LLMs, the next token is always a probability distribution across the entire vocabulary. It's a job of the sampler to pick from that distribution, because you have to decide on something to have any output at all.But to begin with this doesn't have anything at all to do with why it always tries to say something rather than say that it knows nothing.>>557171109>actual AIYou do not understand what "AI" as a real life term means, confusing it with the concept of "sci-fi AI", which is only a subset of AI.Nor are these non-actual AIs function as search engines. But they do often have search engines integrated as tools that they can call upon.
>>557171393storycharactersmusic
>>557171282I wonder if this is going to drag on for like ten years at the current pace? We'll never learn more about GSC Prez before EOS at this rate.
>>557171036Maybe she had the house cook whip them up.
seia owes me kids
>>557171272>After all, all of that is me.Without suffering, we couldn't ever understand one another.It's easy japaneseAlso if you can't read it and also want to whine about it, don't engage with the discussion. It's not only my view, you retard. Are you incapable of learning or teaching yourself anything? I'm also not even the sole source. The story has already been uploaded to youtube, so you don't even need a JP account to read it.
>cywarriors at 2ch are so mad they made 2 1000 BA animation thread
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>557171393girlslittle girlsmusic
>>557170736>cake named "potato".
>>557170528you only say that because you can harass little girls sexually without getting arrested
>>557171109>its just akinatorAnd akinator has gone to shitI want this stupid fucking bubble to pop so billions of tech investments into a useless product go up in smoke
>>557171507To be fair this is mostly the global thread as opposed to the wmg thread, so it's going to be mostly dekinais here.
>>557170825>cooked steaksS is not for Sayonara
>>557171445My basic model crock pot is an AI if you want to expand the definition.
>>557171421From the thumbnail she looks like she's wearing an apron and very long rubber dishwashing gloves.
>>557171393LoveMusicChild
>>557171393Character designs are consistently very good. I like the vast majority of the cast.The game is easy to keep up with, dailies are cozy, not irritating.Lots of good porn.
Deca turning to salesman tactics, lol. "Hey man c'mon, nobody would BLAME you. It's just you and me up here buddy listen, no one will ever know if you say yes
>>557171470She's so cool
Do I finish it and get Amy?
>>557169272I'm too poor to eat steak.
>>557171803Do you like boobies? y/n
desuwa
>>557171108>Paradise is something only found in religion and sometimes fiction. Could you even imagine it? No disease, no mental illness, no war, no poverty, etc.BZZT! Wrong. What you're describing is a basic textbook definition of a paradise. A real paradise is shaped by ones own desires. >but who would want a flawed paradiseOne who doesn't desire a perfect world but also one that allows themselves to hold a enough control to never truly be harmed.
Do you rember? I rember
>>557171803Would you spend 70 rolls on a guaranteed spark for her?
yuzu...
>>557171617Have you ever heard of videogames? What do we call the basic scripts that govern the behaviour of NPCs? That's right. AI.The definition has never held any special sacred meaning.
>>557169272used to eat welldone steak with tomato sauce as dipping
>>557171393Nice designs.Enjoyable writing.Feels like the staff actually care about the game.
>>557167579Hina gun poster brutally mogged
>>557171579>And akinator has gone to shitWorks on my machine
Kill edgeniggers. Behead edgeniggers. Roundhouse kick a edgenigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a edgenigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy steaks. Defecate in a edgeniggers food. Launch edgeniggers into the sun. Stir fry edgeniggers in a wok. Toss edgeniggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a edgeniggers gas tank. Judo throw edgeniggers into a wood chipper. Twist edgeniggers heads off. Report edgeniggers to the IRS. Karate chop edgeniggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black edgeniggers. Trap edgeniggers in quicksand. Crush edgeniggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy edgeniggers in a vat of acid. Eat edgeniggers. Dissect edgeniggers. Exterminate edgeniggers in the gas chamber. Stomp edgenigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate edgeniggers in the oven. Lobotomize edgeniggers. Mandatory abortions for edgeniggers. Grind edgenigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown edgeniggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize edgeniggers with a ray gun. Kick old edgeniggers down the stairs. Feed edgeniggers to alligators. Slice edgeniggers with a katana. Total edgenigger death.
>>557171853where vol5
>>557171557It's not a normal spongy kind of cake, they're kinda dense and moist. The name makes complete sense the moment you try one.
>>557170896The real Epstein files
>>557171916Kei would say this
>>557167364she is unaware of how lewd she is. a bad girl truly. must correct
>>557171916That's pretty edgy.
>>557171507you're in a 80% global general what are you even expecting here?
>>557171853I'll never forget what I'm fighting for.
>>557171962oh lol, you're right, that didn't get anything
Is this character development?
>>557171915>asks you 5 times in a row if your character is a vtuber despite you answering "No" every time.
>>557171962Vol 5 was before vol F.
>>557172019Less bitching
>>557171579I'm not a big fan of economic collapse (again)
>>557171916Tanked btw
>>557171962Ayame.. Ayame would've been remembered
>>557172098it actually is very explicitly after
>>557172036My homie...I still have your card.
You have 5 minutes to pat before it's too late
I'll make you my prophet Can she do that?
>>557160679DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH A HAIR ON SHURO'S HEAD.SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE CHUUNI BRAT, BUT SHE IS NOT EVIL, SHE IS JUST MISGUIDED
>>557172107ironic
Is Yuzu good?
>>557172171Oh yeah, after. All of those flashbacks are for volumes before F
https://x.com/tomi8tky/status/2021607655429623934
>>557172256Wait wait, I can be a cool robot. Maybe even have...+10 Strength/Stamina?
>>557172129It already has collapsed. What good is artificial GDP growth when I can't find a job? Let it crash and burn for real
"Okay. Fuck off."war was shortly and properly declared after this in more eloquent language than this: "Bring it on, bring everything you've got, but if you try brace for extinction."
>>557172129If their only interest is in their imaginary line going up while my steady salary gets further devalued by inflation I want them to experience the biggest rugpull the world has ever seen.I cant be getting any more poor, knock it over and dont bail them out again.
>>557172107Look in a mirror, retard.
>>557172312how, I wasn't the person who whined
>>557171723like a good christian sensei knows that there's only one crown, and it is the crown of thorns of our lord Jesus Christ.I can't read japanese but if decagrammaton is saying that then it is more than proof that it is satan itself.
>>557171108the developed part of the world has mostly been free of the sort of suffering that was prevalent just three or two hundred years ago. yet the populace are hardly happier. human will simply create new kinds of suffering in place of the old and extinguished ones. no i don't think industrial revolution is a big mistake. i'm saying we are very good at running things into ruins.
>>557172424You LITERALLY started complaining, where was my complaint?
>>557172256>>557172351Sure, retards. Anyway here's the process for "Prophetification"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVsDW2dkW9s
>>557172435you were asked for a translation a bitched about it, was that not it?
>>557172060Did he get your character right or not, cause i'm not hearing a no
Kivotos in Greek. Cool.Makes me wonder if the TL will keep it or remove it.
How do we fix the dead week problem?
>>557172549I gave the translation and told you to learn Japanese, that isn't bitching.
>>557171575you got me there
>>557172570Fubuki would NEVER say this.
>>557172608you bitched before and after that, what are you talking about?
>>557172456>I can't read japanese but if decagrammaton is saying that then it is more than proof that it is satan itself.Brother it is a dumb vending machine that was huffing its own farts it ain't that serious. Now lets kick this can in the bolts so we can go home, my wife is worried sick about me and I'm sure at least 3 different students are about to go terror without me around to personally tell them hi.
>>557160097isn't it kinda insane how eroi the decas are in this image?
>>557170475>>557171470>>557171725very basic bitch design but i still like her
>>557172745Is English another language you're unfamiliar with? If someone insults you, it isn't "bitching".
>>557172549Reread your own bullshit.
>>557172815She's built for anal. Are you sold yet?
>>557172564He hasn't gotten my characters right for well over a decade. He's been lobotomized and has no question strategy like he used to.
>>557172660she would also never say "I like anal" but we know she does.
>>557172608Next time post MTL, spoil the fuckers and move on. It's never worth your time to be constructive here.
>>557172884Apparently you can't read English yourself
>>557172890tempting but not yet
>>557172884who said anything about insulting?
>>557171872Behold the pillar of AI technology.
>>557171393loli feet in my mouth
>>557171850But therein lies the problem. If nobody can agree on what paradise is, then not everyone can have paradise. The only this could be achieved is for everyone to ascend to some higher plane, where they can get what they want without it infringing on others. Of course, a human detached from the physical body, having everything they want would be hard for us fleshy humans with our dumb-dumb brains and limited perception.>>557172502Much of this, I think, is because of something BA touches on many times. Humans can never fully understand the world, others, or even themselves, and this causes suffering. So what we were all omniscient? We'd solve many problems, but our limited perception influences so much on how we think and act. A world where everyone knew everything would be bizarre.
>>557173020Exactly.>>557173009I think you're losing it man. w/e
summaryfag can't go 5 minutes without having a melty
>>557171393Nozomi.Gameplay.Events.
Anal? Anal.
>>557173032>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yet
>>557173140What are you talking about?
>>557170232>Deca is Durandal and Sensei is Kira YamatoToo much fucking kino.
>>557173024must be the wind
Didn't read but I will always believe in the happy ending.
>>557173209Not going to your dead website, traitor.
>>557173216Hell yeah
>BA: simple story about loving your students and letting them enjoy their lives in peace>nuBA: pretentious word salad that shits on its legacy to play sophistry and engage in semantical debates
>>557173317
>>557172568It's Kibotos, which means Arc.
>>557173434@arona seiafy this
>>557173434Probably the most deliberate Seia post I've ever seen
>>557172351+1 Str, and still 1 Int
are we done doomposting yet?
>gotta wait 5 months to read Vol EXMannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Why do I still play this Swedish jank
>>557173523So can Kei just change her body's skin color at will?
Any good place I can get a summary and spoilers for all the current JP decagrammaton stuff?
>>557173691She uses make up, that's why that's her favorite gift
>>557173721Blue Archive General
>>557173691she should change her skin to brownand take off her shoes
>>557173619EOS tomorrow
>>557173434Ah yes truly how dare nuBA for doing the exact same shit vol 1, vol2, vol 3, vol 4 and vol F haev all done. How dare they do that.
>>557173691she can also bleed so I have no idea
So the convo between Sensei and Deca was listened in on via Kei. Sensei didn't know this, so when the students don't need any explanation he asks why they know. Eimi's about to say--Sof stops her and whispers that humans dislike wiretapping, so it is a faux pas.Eimi tells her who cares, someone's always bugging the Schale office anyways. To this, Himari reacts. That would be on her, right? Though I guess Kotama is her peer, not her kouhai
nuBA is willing to do pandemonium content so it's better
>>557173619We doomaxxing here TroonAko.
>>557173743They're sagging
>>557173434i know you're baitposting but BA was always a mix of mostly happy go lucky cringe (affectionate) with a bit of edge and esoteric mumbo jumbo.It's the edge that makes the happy stories hit so much better
>>557173652I'm tired of pretending that Hare isn't top quality gf material
>>557173743more clothes = hotteramazing
>>557173936There should be massive sweat stains on that top.
So now that decagrammaton is wrapping up, what else do they have left? Smug and the rest of the prisoners? I'm guessing the fate of the GSC prez is the absolute end game
>>557173882Anon, I'm gonna give you a moment to think about what Himari was doing before she formed the SPTF.
>>557173434>>557173501>trickal managed to find cultural relevance>stella sora, the baby of yostar, is forgottenHow the hell did this happen?
>>557173936How much do you suppose they weigh?
>>557174023That is what I am referring to, I don't know why you think I'm misunderstanding anything? I'm saying that Himari was/is the Vertias president.Kotama is in her same year, however.
>>557174014Gehenna volumes, probably shanhaijing and highlander too since Hyakkiyako has one
Good morning, Irohabros
>>557174014Smug and her 7 prisoners, Gehenna vol and Thunder Emperor. Maybe comeback to V5 or 6 if devs feeling generous.
>>557174036Trickal is a product of passion, SS is just a cashgrab
>>557174161
>>557173743>>557173936I wanna be like Atlas except I'd be holding up these 15yo milkers
>>557174313Still not play your shitty gacha btw.
>starter>first memorial lobby>first student to ask for a moment of your timeMarriage with Yuuka is the final end game for sensei
>>557174113Relationships such as peer or kouhai/senpai arent just by age, authority also plays into that. As president she would have a bit of responsibility for not leaving an impression regarding ethics.
>>557174036soul vs soulless, pretty simple
>>557174036stellar got the chink designs
>>557174014There's also a huge Gehenna story line that still needs to be dealt with. Something with that Tyrant Emperor or whatever they called the former Pandemonium Society president in V1C3. And something about Kayoko, I'm assuming. Plus we still need to be properly introduced to Odyssey
Story suddenly punted me in the gut. Wasn't expecting that. Hopefully nobody/not even summaries spoil it
>>557174470More like trash vs garbage.
>>557174525tits too big
>>557174525>that bigCRINGE
>>557174313>>557174036Both are cashgrabs (Trickal development history is fucking wild man), but Trickal is more memetic because of the art style and the comedic writing. SS has some genuinely good ideas and fantastic presentation, but the writing falters because of the blatant waifu-of-the-chapter format and trying too hard to be like BA.
>>557174036stella sora looks like a chink BA knockoffat least trickcal has a distinct aesthetic to it
>>5571740871 gallon of milk weighs just under 4 kilos
>>557174036idk how gooks do it but they got me to play 2 gachasthat's your answer
>>557174525Can she get pregnant?
>>557174616SS also has males and no good designs
I was not expecting Blue Archive to suddenly turn into OMGWTFOTL. Only the oldest of you fucks will know what that is
>>557174525too big but I would gladly モミモミ anyway
>gacha console wars
So are BYuzu/BEmi any good?
>>557174715>DO DOGEZA AND DIE
big is good
>>557174743>caring about metaIf you want to marry and or fuck them, then roll
>>557174743SS+ tier (in bed)
>>557174715orz
>>557174715Oh I was there for GENUFLECT
>>557174671Why don't you insert your dick into her vagina and find out?
Bringing up and arguing about other gachas.All me
>>557174715I have been here since 08 and I have no idea what you are referncing
>>557174743Yuzu killed Seia, NY.Fuuka and Ui
>>557174775It was total humiliation to be genuflecting before the vending machine who had obliterated my students and forced three little girls to brutally sacrifice their own sister.
>>557174824Why do people use the word "meta" as a synonym for "gameplay"?
stop fighting!
>>557174743Byuzu is nyfuuka but with atk instead of crit dmg, and a crit res debuff instead of barrier.She will see use but if your team has other sources of targeted ex atk buffs (such as himari or rio) it'll be less than ideal. The ex cost saving is the real reason you'd be bringing her anyway, use some other buffers.
>>557174914>png.pngWhatever, RETARD.
Deca is going full AM. Please stop, I'm sorry miss robot
>>557174990Because people use "good" as a synonym for "useful in the metagame".
>>557174951>SeiaI believe it when I see it>NYFuuka/UI You can't kill corpses
>>557175135>>557175135>>557175135
>>557174998no fuck you
watch this shit
>>557174914>>557175078
>>557174951you already tried this
So are they dead or not?.
im baking seia
>>557169882Suffering is necessaryThe only reason people create is that they are incomplete and have deaire
coom in doomrope in hope
>>557175963>Suffering is necessary>Death is necessary>etc.These kinds of sentiments are the most primal form of cope. I have to endure these bad things because they must be necessary.
>>557176476You are late
>>557173652AAH!! DONT POSE LIKE THAT THATS LWED
A Seianon is never late, Hinanon, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!
