Judgement Cut Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557181041
HE WON
This guy is basically a fire emblem hero. And I mean it in a good way.
>yone ultThat's right, Riotniggers. We're stealing from YOUR game now.
>>557208221he's a fag?
>Flawless Advance piercesop
Sex with Venator
he is boring asf. why did they give him a second parry?
>*teleports behind you*>pssh, nothing personeel kid
>Apollo calls every other Ixian a race traitorHOLY CHVD
PERFECTION GIVEN FORM /dlg/ inhouseX5100X5100X5100
>>557208292We know, Silver.
>>557208306Please tell me this is real
>That ultHOLY FUCKING KINO!!!
TOLD YA
He has reduced parry cooldown, with rebuttal it's like 0.5sPretty useless since none of his abilities enhance it. Just another fuck you to melee fags
>rem is first voted>rem is rarely in gamesProof that the votes were rigged.
>>557208162>he is actually fun waifufags and troons shouldn't have the right to vote in this
>some unemployed celestefag had the most votes>still lost to venator by 11%LMAO
>>557208306yeah
All this time Apollo was the developers real favourite and the best character in the bunch. Who would have thought?
>>557208410Its realRespect for yoshi having a sense of humor. Bless this gayme
Astral step.. home..
>>557208180>that fucking toothSweet Baby Inc lost you fucking hideous fugly dysgenic troon, no criminally ugly "Venture from Overwatch" designs for you, retarded faggot
VENATORGAWDSCELESTETRANNIES
>>557208410it is
>>557208525latinx post
can't believe the same dev team that makes a perfect fencer kit also shat out silver's kit
This guys kit feels by far the most polished compared to the other heroes this patch
>He disses the voters when you open the gamekek
>He has built in counterspell>Its stronger than counterspellgodlike
thank god i missed the state of play for this
next 6 hero patch when??
>>557208525Timmy post
>>557208429Nah thats great. Having a dedicated counter to billy works well since hes mega hitler right now.>>557208601Its evident that silver was the last one they 'finished' by a fair margin, goddamn does she need some love or time in the oven
>>557208525sweet baby es cagada o algo
>>557208547>second longest period for collecting votes>no one voted for apollobig surprise
>>557208162>The largest winning margin was Venator over Celeste at 11%>The highest number of votes cast by an individual player was 813... and every single one was for Celeste
>ult puts you completely out of positionExplain how this is good. You use it in lane, you're right under enemy Walker.
>>557208547>...You can tell the even the devs find this shit embarrassing
PERFECTION IS FINALLY HERE AND YOU'RE NOT JOINING THE INHOUSE?X5100X5100X5100
>>557208306kek called it >>557208241
now that all the heroes are out, how long until they're all balanced? my guess is 3 months at the earliest
>>557208698can you parry billy's bat slam?
>>557208789just wait for the secret part 2 update next week bro
>>557208756you use it to kill, like assassinate.
>>557208756>brainlessly use it>"wtf how is this good?"
>>557208547>60 Gorillion votes castYoshi is laughing at us
Apollo one-tricks are going to be the most dangerous niggers in the game
>yolo parry into 2 to bait heavy meleeshehe
>>557208763I got raped hard during the Celeste inhouse so I'm sitting this one out
Nerf Venerator.
So there is absolutely no chance that his 3 keeps the scaling it has1.9 spirit scaling on perfect hits
they should give the 1 person who voted the most for each character 100% chance to get that character if they have them in their hero pool
>>557208180Fuck off
>>557208936WE ALL GET RAPED SOMETIMES NOW HURRY UP AND JOIN SO I CAN PLAY APOLLO
>>557208756Have you thought of like, dash stabbing through them and then doing it towards YOUR tower?
>>557208306KEKI'm glad I was an Apollochud, best char by far from this dogshit casualized new batch of chars
>>557208976they should send a hit squad to end that miserable troon before xhe shoots up a school
why was CELESTES update 400mb but Apollos is 1gb? what else did they change?
Just me or his animations are fucked? They're slow as fuck like they cut some frames. Also his face and VA reminds me so much of Lacroix
>>557208926below archon you'll just be able to do that forever and people will call him OPpost the billy image
>>557209096map changes on some of them
Average Silver main...
>>557209096nobody noticed the yamato redesign in the files
>>557209143They're really jank. His dash, his light melee, his climb. Very placeholder
>Apollo is pure high skill kinoAPOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING RETARDSWHY DID YOU VOTE HIM LAST
this dude fucking SUCKS
>>557208936its not that serious
>>557209153poor lil brown boy
2 MORE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GODX5100X5100X5100
>His reload animation is just "Hmm this sword isn't sharp enough. I want another one."Fuck I love him. I humbly apologize to all apollo bros for saying he was just going to be another graves.
>>557207770>1 is drifter 1u wut m8>3 has no counter playcan probably double jump it ala abrams charge although I don't have the opportunity to test it in a match yet. but yea the rekka is the best part of the kit
feels like flawless advance should be manual recast timing instead of hold to cast, it's kind of awkward trying to use the little lunges it gives you
Post his abilities
>>557209143They're definitely just placeholders
>>557209334eh
>>557209229I only voted for Silver followed by Apollo. Not my fault Venachuds and Celestroons won.
Why aren't his convos up on the vlviewer yet I wanna hear his racism
>>557209153Rem player there actually.
His voice is kinda gay, but everything else about him is pretty cool
I wish the forums had an icon for my shortcut and the tab.
>>557209368>not changing your keybinds when a hero comes out
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvy9km7g6fw&list=RDpvy9km7g6fw
>>557209334Ask your discord server
lmao
>Arrow tail is an ornamentSOVL
>>557208221yea, gives me marth/roy vibes. fucking kino
>>557209561wtf.
Okay we got 3 Ixian MALES already so when are we going to get an Ixian FEMALE?
I wonder if counterspell activates on his riposte? Is deflect equal to parry?
Why is a hardcore Ixian nationalist attending school in New York with filthy "Human"?
>>557209691I don't get it?Are they hinting that the next update will be remodels?
Didn't get apollo in my first match but made sure the enemy team's apollo had a miserable time
PLEASE JUST LET ME PLAY AS CELESTE ONCE PLEEEEEASSEEE FUCK
>quicksilver and magnum reload off his 3's recastsThis nigga is cool.
>give kez parry from deadlock>give apollo kez parryValve is incestuous as fuck.
>>557209015youre either a waifufag or a troon, either way get out of deadlock community, stop ruining the game with your cultural ineptitude
>you dash inbetween lungesYou already know this guy is gonna be UNBEARABLE in the right hands when he's zipping all around you
Sorry chvds, the Ixian women are staying at home with their VIRILE HVMAN BVLLS!
>>557209872Is this even that good on skulls
>>557209915built for drifter stalker mark and ult feeding
>>557209883Maybe you should have voted 814 times
>>557209915"The boss when you unlock them as a playable character" ass nigga
>>557209817? why would itit says deflect and nothing about counter/parry
they definitely made amber king base way brighter, right?
Things we need in Deadlock>skelly>ratman>fairyGet it done icefraud
>>557209915>manual omnislashI kneel.
... is ixia just korea but the people are dnd tieflings?
sorry if this is high skill the bar is on the fucking floor
>>557209915>be graves>press m1>win
Is he melee only?
>>557209848Because he's from North Ixia and there's a war going on there right now
>>557209971I also had enhanced echo shard and trans cdr so I was dropping jars as fast as I could lol
>his reload is active during lungesuhh ok??
Guys, imagine cuddling and frotting with Apollo :3
2 moreX5100X5100X5100
>>557209913>this female character is not ugly enough!Whatever you say, homo
>>557208221
Putting Apollo's 3 on M2 feels crisp as fuck, not gonna use zoom with a short range weapon anyhow
>apollo can shoot magic>infernus can shoot fire (magic too i guess)what about abrams? or did he dump all his stats into STR?
>>557210101bare yo bussy open playa i'm gonna high skill sodomize your queefing boycunt
>>557210104YAMATO IN SHAMBLES
>>557210103>Ripostes you>Stuns you>Kills you*yawn*
not gonna lie, his voice acting is nowhere near as theatrical as a douche like him deserves to be, plus it seems they moved away from the 2nd generation immigrant supremacist/chuddie theme and just made him a douchey kid. a big bummer, but still nowhere near as bad as s*lver so ill take it i guesshopefully theres plenty of cool tech you can do with him, at least thats what the leaks suggested
>>557210112Isnt his Father a warlord? Why is he sending his son away from the conflict? Does his father want him to grow up to be gay?
>>557210170Can you individually map abilities by hero?
>>557210125go away foid
My instincts say he's just going to get locked down and curb stomped in every fight he's in but then I remembered that nobody buys lockdown in my bracket
Apollo osthttps://youtu.be/F_ewkNxUScE?si=CwYMwKZE6o1xY8io
>>557210184Abrams is a Humanboo
Each Flawless hits for fucking FOUR HUNDRED DAMAGE with just Boundless Spirit.What the shit is this?
>>557210231>.0001s stun>doesn't stop the skull rape
>>557210103Riposte victim
>>557208525Embarrassing tastelet post.
Oi oi is he Bri'ish??
>>557210184He's like 8 feet tall 400 pounds he casts fists
>>5572101041.9 scaling on an ability you can cast 3 times in a row is actually unnecessary as fuck
Alright so this update we got>reddit mascot>Cartoon Network goth girl>hot werewolf>crazed gun priest>harley quinn>literally an anime protagonistCan't wait for the inevitable meltdowns
>>557210319Abrams specced into the STR tree if Ixia.
>>557210252
>>557210256>>557209564yes
>>557210283>that nobody buys lockdown in my bracketHaha
>>557210252Because he wants to have an alive heirEven irl all african warlords send their kids to live in Europe
>>557210184He farts magic in a 10m radius around him
X5100X5100X5100Apollo only inhouse
>>557210364Why wait? Head onto /v/ to get them for free right away
>>557209915how do you do this?
inhouseX5100
>>557210252he's kim jong un during his school days in switzerland
>>557210283your debuff remover/unstoppable/ethereal shift
I'd like to formally apologize to Apollo voters. He's pretty neat.
>>557210184Abrams is a barbarian build, he does not need puny magic
>Perfect window means he HAS to use the attack at certain momentsHe's going to get raped mercilessly by counterspell
Why don't builds auto-update? Or at least have a button that says 'Update Build'
>>557210256Yeah
>>557210252Look why Arab leaders North Korea and Africa send kids away
>>557210558>counterspells the first lungeOkay now he has two more
>>557210170OhOh you're absolutely rightOh man this feels good
>>557210283he has to stay awfully still for his main damage ability, at least yamato gets armor bonuses when she's channeling.it's free heavy melee punch city when you start channeling that shit.
>>557208756Shrimply riposte the walker
>>557210558or you can mix up timing to bait the counter spell doe. even his ult can be held for a long ass time
>>557210608I dodge
>>557210414If Ixia is go good, why are they getting their ASS BLASTED by America?
>>557210252You're implying a war doesn't involve a lot of dudes getting fucked in the butt or otherwise 'straight' men in a gay relationship
>>557210608>counterspell gray talon arrow>he has 4 more
>>557210558>perfect windowyamato and gt technically have similar abilities. can easily mix timing up too.. idk what youre over thinking about
>>557210558congrats you took 800 damage instead of 1200 (700 if you save it for the last 2 and get the counterpell heal)
>>557210679If you mix up the timing, you deal no damage, and he has fuckall to kill with once his perfect lunges are out. He needs you below half to kill you with ult.
>>557210364In this patch we got>the only fun support>simons says necromancer>diet Shiv written like diet Vyper>CoD shoooter man>quake without aiming>another failed attempt at a melee only character
>>557210283I literally get free wins because I will buy lockdown, curse, and healing nova. No one buys unstoppable its hilarious.
>>557210329You're already dead so the skulls are easy clean up
>>557210783>another failed attempt at a melee only characterwhere?
post 'em
>>557210783>close range spirit nuker>melee hero
It's official, they will never add a melee only character. This game is doomed and trash. Move to overwatch while you still can bros
Celeste was clearly someone's favorite with how good her animations and model are. and how broken she is probablyI don't think Apollo was anybody's favoritehis animations kind of suck
>>557208162So how gay is he?
>Valve's Apollo buildprobably the only one i dont have to edit lmao
I think Apollo is ugly and it's silly how his sword shoots out dinky little projectiles. On an unrelated note if you play Lash my face belongs in your armpits, that is all.
>>557210918Tell me about Anthro Heat. Is it a good game?
>>557210843Drifter and Apollo were originally leaked as melee only charactersThe denial mechanic makes melee only impossible to balance.
WHY IS THIS NIGGA TALKING IN IXIANYOURE IN AMERICA FUCKERSPEAK ENGLISHFUCKING ANOTHER YAMATO
>>557210918
>>557210352anon cropped the level up benefits but its scaling also improves
How are queue times? anyone having trouble?
His skills look good on paper but I also get the feeling he'll burn everything in the first five seconds of the fight and then be left standing around with his dick in his hand
>>557211015just a posh prep-school boy
>slowing hex disables Apollo's 3Well thats fucking stupid
>>557208650what did he say I missed it
>>557211006She's Boho, whose been in developement longer than every other character in this patch
>>557210558>sit there spamming parry hoping to catch an Apollo lunge>he can just pop them early or late to fuck with you
>>557210252to impregnate graves
all of these heroes are well designed and are fun.
>>557211289>ay yo where da white wymn atSend all the Ixianiggers back
>>557211240>1/5th the damage and you're self-stunning lmao
>>557211162Cant you just deflect it?
>Apollo completely fucking mogs YamatoREWORK AND REMODEL HER RIGHT NOW YOSHIT
>>557211006>don't think apollo was anybody's favoriteapollo is further along than silver, and the rekka/parry combo is definitely mechanically unique. his 3 also gives him this fancy auto movement when activated with WADS, it's fucking cool
>flawless advance has the same sound effect for all three stabs instead of a rising sound for each successive hitThey did not give a shit about this guy at all
>Character stuns himself repeatedly with flashy animationsVenator going to rape his boypussy
>>557211394>all of these heroes are well designed and are fun.?Both Venator and Silver feel like they have a kit that just does nothing and its just all on the ult
>>557211410you know if you rip one early to bait counterspell you can lunge immediately after right
>>557211394most of the base characters feel so bland compared to heroes from the last two batches just look at how lame & bland kelvin is compared to rem
>>557211394not a deadlock I knewthey are clearly trying to appease to trannies and faggots with these designsvery sad, game is dead on arrival
>clown skin dropsWell guess I'm a pepper main even after she gets nerfed to the ground
This dude can fly with 3 and 1
>>557210918ive got about 1.6k hours been playing since august 2024
>Get into a game using my token on apollo>someone leaves and the game allows for others to leave>my token is usedWow. Nice game yoshi shit
>Heh...time to perfectly time my le judgement le cuts...I am le heckin' storm that is approa->>>>>GET EM' MO!
>>557211587Silvers abilities are pretty good I think her base stats are her problem. She ranks close to the bottom in base HP and has the lowest hp per boon sans Mina. Her gun is slow as fuck too which makes it extremely punishing to miss shots. On top of this she gets 2 stamina because fuck you.
>>557211232we wuz godz n shiiet
>>557210716because Ixia might have magic but America has fucking guns and artillery nigga.There's probably like 100 people max who can rival the power of a mortar cannon that america can just pump out and those niggas are all probably generals they don't wanna risk.
>>557211840I guess slavs are the niggers of europe so you win this one
>Apollo is seething because his parents speak to him in englishLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557211394W major update.>base redesign>patron redesign>trooper redesign>options redesign>new heroes>new game mode
>voted apollo every time>didnt get him first try even with priority token anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48epbgn5Ooc
>>557210142nigger i care about COHESIVE WRITING and STICKING TO ONE'S GUNS, and silver's entire premise is that she's a trainwreck of an alcoholic who lives in a trailer van or a shitshack and chases vyper across the woods to catch her for pennies. if that's what she's supposted to be, then she should look and sound the part instead of being a shitty barbie doll with chingchang gacha voicelines. if valve is willing to double down on pocket being they/them/nonbinary/whatever its called, then they should stick to the same standards with silver. OH LOOK, in fact valve themselves seem to agree seeing they made her scars more noticeable AND made her eyes more animal-like. >not ugly enough!she can be both worn down AND attractive
does canada exist in the deadlock universe
>>557210364He's not an anime protagonist, he's an anime rival
>>557211996taken over by Ents
>>557211394the mobility that silver, rem, celeste and apollo have is fucking insane compared to older heroesgraves is a lane pushing rat hero and venator..... er... idk venator is just kinda mid like he has a kit from the older heroesi hate to say it bros but i think we are already in the first phase of power creep
Do you guys think we will get another game mode? I think either some payload race PvP or a PvE mode would be pretty fun.
>>557211982She should have visible fangs because its cute
two things I think people are missing>counterspell has a 15 second cooldown after being used>Apollo gets three charges and the perfect timing window isn't just the window to get bonus damage at all, it's the window for MAX damage because it ramps up during the charge time>he also has a two second stun and a nuke on his 1if you walk into a game thinking you have a perfect counter trying to bait for counterspell you're going to get raped in the ass
>riposte only lunges you forward so you cant snipe lash out of the airITS SHIT
>>557211982they scratched off her eyebrow this update
>can't find a street brawl matchdead game
>>557210473>inhouseCan I join the inhouse if I abandon my match or will the game give me a timeout?
>>557211786Yep, base HP and stamina are my main issues with her, they should make her base form a bit better with buffs to that and reduce the bonus HP on wolf form I guess so its equal to current levels if they have to keep her 'balanced'
>>557212083deadlock kart
>>557211760I just played one game on him in Brawl and you basically don't have to touch the ground at all during the entire fight.
They should add a ? symbol beneath a hero's portrait if it was a random pick, so many fags cry about off-meta or on-meta picks when it was completely random.
>double jump above someone>apollo's ulti still hits everything on the ground belowvery nice
>>557211982Go back to tumblr faggot
>troopers and towers trigger riposte>he can just look at you while pressing it as a trooper attacks him and it punishes youthis has to be an oversight right?
>>557212120*three things whoops
>>557212137If you cast in in the air you can move vertically to some extent.
>>557212083a fighting game minigame
He's really cool but slowing hex will make him near useless. If two people on the enemy team buy it to counter you, youre fucked.
>>557209872>Not putting this on rootlineIt even stacks with rapid recharge for 4 root walls
>axe walks into the wave while I'm next to it>he counters the minions and I diethis has to be an oversight right?
>>557212340arcane surge and debuff remover DOE
Since you all asked, here are the Discord reactions to each character's reveal.>Celeste with the most Palestine flags and Trans flags
>>557212340How many of his abilities are disabled by slowing hex?
I have gotten stuck in the wall multiple times testing ult in the hideout, this guy is pretty jank
>>557209691lmao they changed it, there were cookies before there
>>557212083of course!even dota has a bunch of official game modes.we still need a low priority punishment queue like SD.
>>557212340Just parry the slowing hex
>>557212340You could say that about half the characters in the game. But we still have a situation where people aren't buying anything to counter Victor.
>>557212120I think it's just useful that he has counterspell as an ability without having to get a separate item.In a sense, most if not all characters have some sort of ability that mirrors an item's function but better. Vindicta's Flight comes to mind regarding Mercurial Magnum's spirit shot.
>coolest kit>best lore this is why voting does not work
>>557210918>Stole this from redditshame on you
>>557210184Abrams is a STR fighter that got sucked off by the DM and was given the strongest magic items.
>>557212083iirc people found alternative gamemodes mentioned in the game's code for a good while nowNot to say we'll be getting them anytime soon if at all, but they've definitely been considered if not worked on in the past
>>557212438Yes, with each new character there was less and less cookies and now they have been replaced with sewing supplies.
If you have spellslinger max stacks you reload so fast you have no sword
>>557212550yea, desu I was expecting some rapier fury auto pokes or something, I am extremely pleased with the rekka
>>557212421so what Im getting here is silver is the straight mans choice
>>557212503>Vindicta's Flight comes to mind regarding Mercurial Magnum's spirit shot.Stake is like a mini-vortex web too, since it applies the effect of slowing hex to those tethered.
>>557212469>>557212340you literally can parry slowing hex
>change my keybindings to not be fucking 1234>game is instantly easiergee bill, why didn't I do this sooner
>try and fight graves as apollo>hands still grip me despite being 5 feet above them>get sucked off for 3 seconds>try and do epic lunge combo >skulls rape me to deathneat character
>>557212469>>557212730>just parry the near instant targeted ability that is impossible to predict reliablyyeah okay anon
>>557212503I meant for people trying to counterspell his 3 like that's a solution to him lunging at youhe doesn't even need to do the dashes one after the other, he can mix in his other abilities too so he can lunge early, bait out counterspell, then instantly drop a 1 on your head or riposte immediately because you thought you were gonna get him off guard
>>557212421>GrelgnWhat
Most unique hero in the game by far and no one voted for him because his splash art looked bad
>>557212743What keys/mouse buttons bro
How do people add categories horizontally in the build maker? this shit only adds them vertically
>>557212670Furries and dogs have always been the Aryan ideal.
ok what the fuck are you supposed to use his 1 for?
>>557210918:3c
>>557212823Community discord, not the official one
>>557212802youre probably the same type of person who says light melee is near impossible to predict reliably
>>557212421who is grelgn, and you're missing one?
>riposte hits the enemy with -30% bullet resist>worst weapon damage in the game, all of his shit is spirit
DELETE GRAVES FROM STREET BRAWL ALREADY
>>557212849disengage/vertical mobility etc
>>557212730You can parry everything. The problem is, you can only parry one thing. Apollo is made of fucking paper and all his abilities have locked-in flourishes with fixed movement.
>>557212423His 3 is disabled for sure. Might also disable his 1 and 4 since theyre also technically mobility skills
>100% a spirit hero>riposte reduces bullet resistance for some retarded reason
>>557212849>Disengaging sigilgee...idk bro......
>>557212550I think his lore is kinda lame but his kit is fun at least
>>557212830right click, side mouse button 1 and 2, then E for ultimateI change what does what depending on the characterput aim/zoom on caps lock but I hardly use it anyway
>>557208547How many total votes were last time?
>>557212928I've just been playing dicta again because of how annoying this chimp brained character is in standard and brawl
>>557212963That's the support build bro, you stun them for your m1gger to kill
>>557212927>>557212963beep boop. new streamer meme dropped.
>>557212927it really is unfortunate that this is a 1v1 fighter. -30% bullet resist is huge and would be devastating if there were multiple people shooting.
>>557212927which means he's a great gun carry buddy>>557212938you only need to parry a single shoulder charge or rising ram to completely wreck their initiator
>>557208162spent an entire round skewering an apollokek's tight little asshole with stakes i think he's the only balanced release thus far>rem is hitler>silver is hitler for a day then a throw pick>venator is hitler for an hour then a throw pick>celeste is hitler
>>557210918I only have ~100 in deadlock
>>5572124233 and his ult>>557212907If you think that parrying slowing hex is at all a reliable way to counter it then you are genuinely retarded
>>557212963>abrams main damage is gun>apollo graciously supports his single TRVE ALLY by making him shit out even more damage as he hops around and rapes everyone>these niggers still complainSomeone post the Apollo and Abrams looking at someone in the trunk of their car.
HE'S SO FUCKING EDGY DOG
>>557213154>>557212802scrub
>already baited people by holding my 3 and ult multiple times>then hit em with a riposteTHIS GUYS IS FUCKING KINOOOOOOOO
>>557213135>New WorldRIP.
>>557211982>and silver's entire premise is that she's a trainwreck of an alcoholic who lives in a trailer van or a shitshackShe's not unsuccessful as a bounty hunter, however. She just pays absurd amounts for the shit she hasShe owns a car (conversation with Bebop) but is nearly behind on payments, which means she must also have at least a small house for a garage
kinda disappointed his M1 doesn't do bonus melee damage at point blank or something
>>557213154Slowing hex isnt going to be the bane of his existence and i think everyone's retarded for worrying about it.
>>557208525chuddy meltdown
>>557213264slowing hex not disabling his 2 or 1 means he's fine either way
sinclair such a reddit hero desu
>has a sword>light melee is a punch>heavy melee is a kickbravo
honestly bros I'm kind of scared to queue and get Apollos without hands on my team. I may just come back tomorrow instead.
HE FUCKING WON
Here are the ACTUAL discord reactions
sofirst round of votes: six millionsecond round of votes: SIXTY millionthat is 10x the amount of votesthat's kinda insane
I cannot believe I still can't get Venator consistently with double prio he's so fucking shit why are people still trying to play him
>>557208763wtf is an inhouse t. team fagtress migrant
>>557213431it's called readability you clay-brained fuckif all his spells are sword swings, you need to make it clear what's a melee and what isn't
>>557213475it would be if they were telling the truth AND if we didn't get free bonus votes
>>557213484fucking destroying someone retreating into a trap or killing someone off a shotgun stun is one of the most satisfying things in the game, that's why
>>557213475>6 gorrillion
>>557213475Adding a gamemode you can grind out votes in a fraction of the time a full match takes definitely helped
>all heroes are outBros what the fuck do we do now?Deadlock is gonna die again...
>>557213465why did celeste make the 'cord troons so upset?
>>557209915
how do you realistically use venator's trapeveryone shoots them now and sliding it right under someone feels inconsistent
>>557213735>He looked so sad
>>557213484he's a gun carry that just builds gun items. the other gun carries build spirit.
>>557213431>punchhe hits them with the sword's pommel
>>557213563Is a clown any less silly because it's his job to be silly?Just because it's understandable and has a good reason doesn't mean it's not goofy
why incels are like this?
>>557213765I lose track of them in hectic fights and run into them constantly. Just put them around blind corners and slopes
>>557213796his 3 part rekka lunge already rapier pokes, his heavy melee needs to be distinct
>>557213765put trap down -> shotgun them into it
>>557213791it alternatessometimes its the pommel other times it's a left hook
>>557213530it's like everybody connecting to the same server in tf2.
>>557213791and then he punches on the second light melee
>put Flawless Advance on M2 because you don't need zoom on this guy especially>put Riposte on M3 for easy instant usemoving most of Apollo's buttons to mouse keybinds makes him so much smoother wtf
>le twitter screenshot post
>Arcane surge only applies to one of his lungesThey really are trying to keep this item as useless as possible arent they.
half predicted apollo with this one
We definitely know Yoshi's favorite
>>557213965;_;
>>557213840You're only upset by this because your freak troon ass can't live anywhere but online
Its up
>just parried a mo and krill ultBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>557213735pocket fiasco which got a dev to make up an excuse on the spot
>>557214091Celeste
>>557211587venator's shotgun is so fucking broken and ppl r only gonna realise it when they start playing apollo
>>557213965just another day..
>>557214159>I'VE GOT 'EM, M - AAACCKCKK
I have yet to go negative with silver yet even with turbo feeders in every lane being down 20%+ in the first 10 mins. I must be imagining things but her wall and edge boosts feel like they are better than most of the cast and have some extra oomph for escapes
it's a shame flawless advance is going to get nerfed into unusable dog shit way too fun as it is
>best animationsceleste>best kitRem>best VAGraves>most fun overrallapollo>best designsilver
>>557214091hehbut you know they should have let you hear some voice lines when you voted for a hero
>Apollo's ult translates to I HAVE NO EQUALWhy do we hate this chvd again?
i'm straight but I want Apollo to pound my bussy
I genuinely think Apollo would've gotten more votes if he didn't look like a generic jock pretty boy with horns, if they'd gone all-in on the demon look while still giving him the prep school outfit he'd appear more interesting
>he just wants to perform at the olympicsAre we fucking for real?
Apollo is... The most fun
>>557212463>Project 8THis account is the worst leaker ever man.>Bullshit nothing burger/tyler mcnigger tier leaks or flat out just stealing leaks from other accounts>Virtue signaling>"Venator is gay btw look at his purple laces">obnoxious Celeste fag>probably shit at the game too
>>557214361Graves...
>>557212875>all those hours on rollslopdisgusting
>>557214050idk I like it on Mina so you can RAKE your victim from a bit further away.
>>557214384I can't wait for half his interactions to be about the olympics
>>557210918this is a tranny diversion while apollo is released
>>557214573Nah his interactions with the Ixians are kinoHe seethes so hard at Abrams and Infernus lmao
Why are they all so mean to apollo in the conversations :(
>>557213927how do i join
>celeste says normiesWhat the fuck man
>>557214384Do we think >teleports behind you>nothing personnel kidIs banned in Olympic fencing?
Pretty sure they updated this sinners room
>>557214279Boobies
>>557210918I've no idea how ck3 is this highup considering it's the worst mapgame here.
>>557211663sex with this skin
>>557214697nah looks the same :) thank god
>Keeping shivniggers and Apollochuds in check with witchmail bebop lmao, this shit is hillarious
>>557214270yeah you can just fly through the air with that shit on top of nuking people into oblivion
>>557211595yamato and sinclair feel like roblox models at this point
>>557214652"Normie" could at least be seen as some kind of reasonably naturally occurring slang or phrase particularly among supernatural beings.Silver calls Mina a fucking "Stacy". It's like 10x as ludicrous.
Reminder that Apollo is the season 1 anime antagonist that eventually becomes the main character's number 2 after getting a beatdown at the end of season 1, learns some humility, and spends season 2 having a self reflection/redemption arcAt the end of season 2 he joins up with the main character to defeat some other antagonist and becomes a main member of the castHis arc later on reaches its conclusion when he's forced to confront his father in the series finaleHis father claims he's a disappointment and is about to beat the shit out of him but then the main character comes in and talks about the power of friendship and shitThe final attack is a combo from both of them that shows that the power of anime broship can overcome even the worst of warlords who are also problematic father figuresThe father admits his personal failings in his last breath and tells his son he's proud of him
The powercreep with the new heroes is so obvious. Are they going to redesign some of the old ones to catch them up to speed?
>Apollo got dabbed on by Mo
>>557214075>guessed half of the effect of a single abilityyeah okay anon
>>557214993Damn what the fuck is this horrible writing, all my mains are chars from 2024 so I never noticed it
>>557215054Obviously
>>557215054Silver and Venator have dogshit winrates, no?
So is Vergil good? I just woke up
Apollo's dialogues are pretty boring. He doesn't have much of a personality. Probably the weakest hero in terms of character so far.
>>557215229Can't be worse than Rem or Silver
>hybrid celeste doing 300 damage per unmissable shot while also dodging everything and throwing aoe's everywhere at 30 minsWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HERO HOLY SHIT
>>557208162he clips into the map so often
>kill Apollo as Graves>I don't hate him as much as I wish I didkek
>>557215229He's played straight as the no nonsense birthright nigger that wants to make his royal bloodline proud.No need for le quirkiness or le subversion here.
Celeste's tits are so small it's depressing
>>557215036damn he's Zuko fr fr.....
>>557215282Rem is the best one, WHAT are you talking about
>>557215229dis nigga sounds like evil harry potter
>>557215036Then he rails Graves, right on top of his dads corpse.
SOVL
Did the lobby crash for anyone else?
really hope apollo wont be popular at all so i can always get him
>>557215054Abrams is still one of the if not the strongest character in the game, but I get that some of the older characters need a touch up.
>>557208656now add counterspell again for fun
>>557215229He's red malfoy which makes him far more entertaining than w/e the fuck silver is supposed to be
The most fun character in the game and you fuckers didn't believe in him. So stay on that side and don't queue for him.
Nah Apollo is kinoHes not some smug asshole retardHes legit just some ixian nationalist that actually works hard
>>557215229I think it's fine to have another prideful character that's played more seriously than Lash, not everyone needs to be overly quirky
>>557215356she's a horse not a cow
>>557215483He's going to be picked every game by the Genji-tier MLG sweats.
>>557215542Yeah, it's easy to make this the Reddit character of a nepobaby that is failing but is trying to put on a strong front.You just know he's good at what he does, is competent, and will ascend to the throne without much issue or trouble barring outside coups, and make his father and family proud. What a rarity nowadays for this type of character.
>>557215571based celeste
just had a game where the guy who got apollo went afk but in the "move around and use abilities in base" kind of afk
>>557210252>>557210112>>557209848literally what the fuck are you faggots talking about there is literally ZERO lore about what you are discussing. tf you mean his father? should we also be talking about abrams mother? like we literally dont fucking know anything so far
>>557215756basado
>>557215068Damn the first interaction that actually made me laugh and it's my favorite characters mo and krill
>one game now unlocks the tokenthank fuck
Troons are crazy.
>>557215229none of the new characters have had much personality, bar rem. theyve toned it down, the better to make those like the lash stand out
First draft, didnt even read the skills edition Obviously more mobility onto the mobility and parry buffs. Big spirit items because 3 scaling and eth shift for more slip
I'm not good in game, but I hate tryhards with passion, some retard firstly insulted me while having the lowest dmg in game then send me friends request, >any requests how can I annoy him more?
>>557214592Infernus is so fucking based.
>>557215785Have you bothered reading his conversation lines
>what if shiv ult but it can hit multiple people They're 100% nerfing its early damage
>>557215673it's 2026, horses can have big tits too
Silver needs to be removed from the game
>>557215036he's more of a super begita, he'll be the first one to confront main villains and get destroyed
Silver bros... don't look...
remember some anon a thread or two ago posted a "yamato if she made today" shitpost?and his proposal for yamato 1 was that it would shoot 3 projectiles?apollo 3 is LITERALLY that.
>likes wardenHe's the most 4chan hero yet
>>557216123But it doesn't shoot 3 projectiles.
>>557213236still, alcohol physically ruins people, including their faces. there's plenty of alcoholics where i live and even those who live more or less comfortably still look like shit compared to me for example.>>557212101im trying to keep the changes to a minimum, otherwise the waifunigs would trample me in blind untermenschen rage and then pellet my corpse in cum jars with gacha figurines>>557212140a step in the right direction, but as long as her face remains plastic and barbie-like she's gonna suck>>557212252im fairly sure tumblr was shut down in like 2018 or smth like that
>>557216120silverbros he did 40% of our health and used everything what can we do?
>use prio token for apollo>don't get him anyway>twicewhat the fuck bros I only voted for him all this time
>>557216080She needs a career change
>>557215896Nah either that's a hikki neet waifufag who wants his miserable life to be saved by a manic pixie dream girl with slut tattoos or a troon with programmer socks on really subjected himself to 813 games of Brawl.
>>557215229I want those lines with Billy
>>557215718who the fuck is genji
>>557216120This looks so jank
imagine destroying apollo's prostate while he calls you poor
>priest character is pure gun carry>sword character is pure magic carryWho says Valve doesn't know how to do subversion.
Does anyone know who his voice actor is?
>>557216120>10 seconds to deal 50% heath to a fucking silver all the jeets insisting this is a high skill god who is going to dominate lobbies are so fucking retarded lmao
>apollo is le movement champ>feels like shit compared to celeste by default because she doesn't rely on ability cooldownsnice gayme iceFRAUD
>>557216287Jumanji's younger brother
>>557214697Why is the sinners in front of the elevator?
The VA sells this. Actually made me laugh out loud.
PROTIP: If you were ever going to buy Slowing Bullets, just fucking get Point Blank instead. On top of giving you WAY more damage, it's also goodSlowingBullets because it applies instantly.
>>557216362Yes we know you're a pisslow retard
>>557216445What if I want to stand far away and slow you down anyway?
I want to be a vyper one-trick. how do I vyper?
>>557216338Yeah>>557216370Because taking the elevator is an example of sloth, one of the seven deadly sins
>>557208778holy fuck ur dumb
>>557216529well? Who is it
>>557216512Replace your right click bind with crouch for easy slitheringHave sex with everyone
Chudbros...
What ever happened to Joe Biden Yakuza?
>>557216512This video is constantly being shoved in my face by youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihT2QZ7RGI
>Apollo actually respects the uncs of the castBASED GEN ALPHA HEROHES /ourvhud/
>>557216509You're never gonna get the buildup from that distance thoughever
>>557216616>Doesn't care about the circumstances of one's birthVenator is a communist?based
Express shot inhibitor Abrams, you'll never lose a 1v1
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=fencer_kill_synth_05.mp3Bro why is Apollo such a chud
>>557214159>Wtf you're not allowed to do that to me!?
I don't like apollo's pantsWHAT ARE THOSE
the prophecy was fulfilled...the cookie box has been filled with knitting utensils...
venator when he sees a filthy spic
Sorry P-ocket, but Mina is built for Big Ixian Cock
>>557216616imagine the brat-taming sex
>>557216827the bonus bullet from express shot doesn't apply any build-ups
>>557216267she needs to become my wife
>Apollo is a fencer>His heavy melee is a kick instead??
wow celeste is really insanely unfun to lane againstcan't wait for her to lose new hero status so I can avoid her
>>557216864>YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR NAME, BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE WHO YOU AREThis is like a shy step away from telling him he will always be a manmy CHUD prince.
Guys, imagine handholding and kissing with Apollo.
>>557217016Why would anyone buy this shit then it does nothing
>Celeste's nigger ult still not nerfed
apollo feels very leaguey this is NOT an ice toad champ...
>>557216973kek
>>557215718>hero pool>Pocket>Yamato>Mina>ApolloAh yeah it's gaming time. *pops aphetamines*
>>557216973i said venator instead of apollo, killing myself
>>557217035This really bothers me too
>>557217108Gotta get the League fags in somehow.
Okay real talk. Doomershitposting aside.This new update has been incredibly sovlful. Last year's hero batch impressed me a ton but I personally think this one exceeded my expectations even with the long wait.It actually convinced me that Deadlock has really good future ahead of it.
>>557210918not pictured, 3500 hours in dota 2 (removed from account)
>>557216445Doesn't work on dashs thobeit
what is it with all the weirdos in the deadlock discord? why are the mods a bunch of freaks? does anyone in discord actually play the game or are they all just larping?
>>557216781someone explain why i keep seeing this sunny side up loli in my deadlock threads
Still not sure what you're supposed to do vs lategame Victor
>>557217194based hopeCHAD
>>557210918alright>>557214760is EU5 actually good?
Venator is only surviving because of cool points. He arguably might be even more fucking useless than Silver
he has a lot of interactions with other characters compared to the previous ones
>>557217302>what is it with all the weirdos in discordidk bro u tell me
>>557217302>discordThere's your answer.
So it appears Abrams knows ixian and he and Apollo have a full exchange in itNeat
>>557217302Normalfags are bit quirky these days
So it's confirmed that Billy is a dropout from that elite school? All kids know him.
Why is he so butt hurt?
>>557217182It's not even a (idk how to articulate this) a "fencer-looking" kick, it just looks like a normal kick
Love his gloating portrait
>>557213135noita is such a fun game, even when shit hits the fan
>>557217302There is nothing more embarrassing than coming on 4chan and complaining about your subreddit/discord server/facebook groupYou are the lowest form of amoeba nigger
>>557217378He has a good win rate in dns even tho they arguably build him like retards
>>557212812my bad I didn't know you were referring to using counterspell against him, not by him.yeah in this case simply walk away to behind cover or a corner
>Apollo is 18>Graves is his lab partner thus they're in the same grade>Graves is legal.pearl clutching twitter fags btfo?
>>557217035I think it's just so you can clearly see he's using his heavy melee so it's not confusing
next batch needs:a summonera healsluta character with an alt firea real stance switchera piratethe troubadour
>>557213135>CENSOREDWhat is it...
Geist's T3 ult upgrade should curse as well
>>557214592HOOOLY based
>>557217470>tfw knee surgery tomorrow
>>557217470ZESTY
>>557217465Apollo's dad is a warlord dictator. Instead of a world war, there was an Ixian war in Deadlock's world.
>>557217035His abilities and melee should be different for gameplay purposes.
>>557217378>He arguably might be even more fucking useless than SilverNow this is copeHow about you play like an actual backline instead of mindlessly holding w and getting shitfacedm1 niggers are so delusional
>>557217128>hero pool>Vindicta>Haze>Mina with priority token>crack 36 year old knuckles>my right hand pinky falls off and crumbles into dustAh yeah it's gaming time...*chugs scalding hot pot of coffee because I don't have an addy or modafinil plug*>goes 1/18/4
>>557213135>TF2>Ratclick>Factorio(You) are literally (me)
>>557217302Because most of them are literally children
>>557217587>a healslutPLASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEI just want a charecter that doesn't have to farm and/or click heads.
>>557217587healslut pirate?
>>557217575i turned 16 in year 12
>i dont care who you are even though you look like a monsterlol
>Infernus is pulling up the ladder behind himWhy are legal immigrants like this brehs...
https://www.twitch.tv/lomeine/clip/HardCautiousNoodleFeelsBadMan-SsFejzUv0DpSEOC-?filter=clips&range=all&sort=timemetrobros...
>>557217465>/pol/acks when you don't care about race wars in an anime board
>>557217587>the troubadourI want this nigga badGIVE ME A HORROR THEMED HERO PLEASE YOSHI
>>557217823troubador should be like a recurring VN villain or something, doesn't need to be a hero
>>557217790Where and how? He's pissed that some kid is talking to him like they know each other just because they're the same race.
>>557217803buy an ad shitskin
>>557217587>a summonergraves>a healslutrem>a character with an alt firewhy? characters that have them like yamato and viscous do nothing with them>a real stance switchersilver>a pirateapollo is basically a fencing pirate>the troubadourwe don't even know what the troubadour is it could be a fucking meme character like a rat or some shitdo you want another meme in the game?
>>557217803kek
>>557217981since the holliday VN isgetting scrapped there are chances he might join
>>557214637custom match
>>557216616i thought he was rabidly anti-occult in-lore? maybe that's only regarding non-sentient beings
>>557217803metro is right fuck all support retardsthis game is going to die so fast when people are gonna pick tanks/adcs/supports the game is good because you can ignore that so far
>>557217751>>557217759KYS troon.
>>557214592>>557217451>>557217465>racialistYES JUST AS EXPECTED BASED BASED BASED
>>557217789Venator basically saying he thinks Ixians look like monstersThis would be like him saying "I don't hate black people. But if you act like a monkey, I'll kill you like one"
VYPERKEKS?YOUR RESPONSE?
>>557210918How do I make it look like that?
>>557218216Vyper hitting on Apollo?
Infernus is a fucking real one, damn. Man just loves his home.
His 3 feels so good
So tired of gunslop. Deadlock will be DOA because of m1.
>>557218189It would just be nice to get literally any value without aimbotting or fucking off from the fun part of the game for 20mintues just to farm then win one teamfight.
why haven't they nerfed Celeste yet? and more important yet, how do you counter her ult?
>>557217789>no you see, I have several ixian friends!
I fucking hate Apollo.
>>557218216>Vyper going after school boysReminder that this lady is nearly 40 and Billy is in his early 20s at most. She is a pedo
>>557217378>venator is shit but i would NEVER try any playstyle besides budget hazewaiting to shotgun overextending retards will change your life
ummm i dont think this is supposed to happen
>>557218280Vyper hits on everyone, especially if they're rich.
>>557218097hmm, if so I think he'd be a strong candidate for a shadow summoner kit or something
>>557217108Icefraud didn't even design most of the dota roster.
>>557218420deadlock move tech is insane
Apollo is incredibly fun brehs what the fuck.Can we get this nigga in Rivals and Overwatch as well?
>>557217587>a character with an alt fire>a real stance switchersince they can't balance alt fires (they are either broken or useless) they should combine the two, the right click changes the stance of a hero from gun to melee with different abilities of course
Ok so Apollo is 18.Who's giving him the cock?
>>557215524Lmfao no. Apollo has 100000% more nuance than Malfoy who is nothing more than 'little bitch' for 99% of the story until the end.
>>557217587Asking for the troubadour is like asking for the adversary to be added.It's just not gonna happen.What we really need is Slork.
So what items are good on Apollo. Gonna play game with him now
>>557217823>literally has a "behind you" abilitythe drifter is right fucking there>>557218114link
>>557218420>honk shoooooo
>Vindicta is known and feared by Ixian nobilityI actually wonder why Holliday doesn't freak out more when interacting with Vindicta, she a prolific super natural serial killer (enough to have international reputation and be regarded as a terrorist by the federal government), summons crows, whistles and hums music while killing people.
>>557218410It is possible that Billy is underage since Graves and Apollo are quite familiar with him.
>>557217803who's the gook?
>>557210918I have historically pirated 80% of my games.
They undertuned Apollo's damage out of fear
>>557218625No way since he's a canon alcoholic. I love valve and the devs but zero chance they're that edgy.
>>557218420NANI
>>557215229No, he's got better writing than Silver and Graves and that's coming from a silver fag.
>>557217803>most souls in the server>3/9>flaming ANYONEWhy is he like this?
>>557218658Those are rookie numbers
>>557218625billy is like 26, he just hangs around outside of highschools and tries to make friends with students for... reasons
>>557218521celeste
>>557218625I imagine billy likes to run around the edges of blackmore trying to indoctrinate the kids
whats an itani lo sahn
How are you supposed to win when you just have literal fucking bots on your team every game like this?
>>557217823Troubadour really just sounds like Mina's 2 except it deals damage
>>557218806He sells them drugs
>apllo hates remBros are we back?
>>557218912>ItaniMotivated>LoSelf-referral>SahnNow
>>557218915what the actual fuck is this haze building
>>557218912Wingardium Leviosah
>>557218728>>557218806>>557218863I think somewhere in the early 20s is the most logical option. Old enough to be an alcoholic, young enough to cross paths with these kids.
>melee character>melee attacks are punchs and kicksx fuccing dee
>>557215229Honestly what kind of writing do you want here? It's either decent toned-down as we currently have or overly quippy reddit-tier shit. Hell the current writing is already reddit territory; it's best that it stays modest going forward instead of too dramatic.>>557218623Apollo has the most interactions of the new characters it seems. Maybe future-proofing in case the VA is not going to be available just like the Neon Prime characters especially Shiv and Warden.
Somehow hitting the entire enemy team with his ult feels good, even if it does nothing and you still die
Are we getting an Ixian dictionary at some point?
>>557217789>Listen, I don't care if you're black, aslong as you aren't a nigger!Venator is such a massive chud
shartlo
>>557217803>ugly fucking gook stuffing his face>nasally faggot playing Paige and probably not doing his job anyway is going "ermmm ackshully, I don't respect you kind sir, that'll be a mute from me" getting told "YASS QUEEN" by gook's gay ass twitch chat>Metro is 3/9metro might be the lesser evil here
>>557210918Not what I expected, half of these from like 10 years ago
>>557219154He is mobility character.
>>557219154it makes it easier to see what can be parried
>>557217803FUUUUCK this reminds me of a clip of a Seven and Pocket (I think?) arguing and the seven saying the pocket had inbred parents back when the game was still really early after it's NDA dropped and invite phase started.I wish I could find it again. That shit was hilarious.
>>557219262You seem insecure
>>557218915>cropping your own scoreyou're supposed to carry them if you want to win.
>>557219320rip in peace battlerite my iva and shifu were cracked
>Apollo's lunges aren't considered melee
>>557218420OUTSKILLED HAZE AND BEBOP
I ship Apollo and Graves
guys do you think putting a baby inside Apollo would make him stop being a brat
So out of the six characters we got...>Graves is braindead to play, overpowered as fuck, and has a boring design>Silver is also braindead to play, overpowered in the hands of a decent player, and also pretty boringBut on the other hand, Venator is reasonably cool, Rem is unique and fun, Celeste is a pleasant surprise, and Apollo is actually good and cool.So, 4/6 isn't bad. I just hope Graves gets nerfed into the ground, or the next update lets me just ban her every single game.
Genuine question: Are ixians supposed to be a stand-in for black people?Are Infernus and Calico the same race or is one blacker than the other?
>>557219558Apollo is in dire need of correction
>>557219320ns was so much fun.
>>557218806Geg this reminds me of
>>557219559>>Silver is... overpowered in the hands of a decent playerlmao fuck off retard
>>557219379oh shit I remember that. if I get time these next few days I'll dive through the archives for it
>>557219238It's funny the massive dissonance Venator has with other characters when they're on the enemy team.Apparently he and Abrams go back long way and went through life and death situations together, Venator straight up says that Abrams is a good man and he's happy to drink with himBut when Abrams is on the enemy team>DIE DEMON
>>557219559>Silver is also braindead to play, overpowered in the hands of a decent playerWhere is this mythical decent player?
>>557219461I forget his name but I mained the "I've seen better" guy. Battlerite was super kino.
>>557219559>>Silver is also braindead to play, overpowered in the hands of a decent player, and also pretty boringYOU'RE SHIT AT THE GAME YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT AT THE FUCKING GAME
>>557219430Fucking faggot.
>>557208525Gemerald of a post.
>>557218216>>557218410all the tumblr/furniggers that love her for being a girlfailure are going to be doing some insane mental gymnastics if they find out she's hitting on boys that just turned 18
>>557219746how tf did apollo get the important player thing over you
>>557219559lol
Is it just me or does the Incoming/Outgoing damage on death never fucking work?
>>557218216hes gay lilbro
>>557219694forgot pic
>>557219812I don't think they are. She already actually literally criminally stalks Lash, and everyone thinks that bomb is one of her funniest lines
>>557219694Venator going "FURRY LITTLE BASTARD GOT WHAT HE DESERVED" when he kills Rem of all people is hilarious.What is Rem doing that deserves such vitriol and scorn, Venator bros?
>>557219746the game expects you to hard carry and snowball faster than the enemy team can figure out you have NPCs on your team that are basically another farm source
>>557219559>overpowered in the hands of a decent playerEvery time she was first picked in pro games, she did nothing. At best a meat shield and at worst a glorified minion.
deadlock needs more characters like graves and paige, and less characters like haze, holliday and paradox
>>557217663>>557218415He does literally no damage unless you are right next to someone and even then his damage sucks EVEN if you're hitting all headshots.>just play backlineHE HAS A FUCKING SMGUnless either of you fucks say something of value my next post is show me your rank because i guarantee im higher
>>557216576chester rushing
>>557219687Please do, that's one of my favorite argument clips i've ever seen of this game.
>>557218420>when the lane is a snoozefest
>>557219559>Graves>NerfedShe can't even deal with initiators bro, silver also can't either.
What character is the best choice for a newbie? I like Graves but I'm not sure if she's good (she also has no range).I tried Apollo but I guess he's to difficult.
>>557220020I was gonna ask character wise or ability wise but thinking about it, either way you're a fucking retard.
>>557220165dynamo, mo+krill,warden
>>557220165>NewbieJust play all of them bro, you don't want to become a small roster cuck as your rating naturally goes up.
>>557220165Gray Talon with an ult build
>>557219559>Silver is also braindead to play, overpowered in the hands of a decent player, and also pretty boring
>>557219694when venator goes into battle his vision goes red, he just KILLSit's pretty clear from his voicelines and portraits, i'm pretty sure he's the only hero that doesn't looks like they just got raped on their damaged portrait, instead looking like he's enjoying the challenge
>>557208162Did i miss any patch or are you still supposed to buy 4800 of every color to spike on every character?
>>557219558how do you put a baby in a boy?
>>557208162>It's a "Dude that's 3/10 is trying to coach the team into what to do and buy" episode
>>557219915They think its funny because Lash is a grown man who is insufferable, so him being thrown off by a crazy bitch who takes takes more cock than a hen is 'funny'. Its going to be far less funny to them if she's hitting on a student.
>>557220410how do you know what he looks like irl
I want to know who made that picture of silver with her tongue out tail wagging while someone pets her womb
>>557219559>Silver is also braindead to play, overpowered in the hands of a decent player, and also pretty boring100% pick rate and 16% win rate yesterday's night shift btw.
>>557220410you dont get it bro he's only 3/10 because he's trying to play with CONFIDENCE and you're all cowards
>>557220429>a crazy bitch who takes takes more cock than a hendon't forget the fine pussy at pole palace
>>557220165just pick whoever takes your fancy, you are down in the trenches were anything works and should take advantage of it>>557219559Silver literally only feels dangerous if she has ulted, you have no movement or CC and shes sitting on top of you And despite being in every fucking game i do not notice 95% of them doing anything of note
>>557219746works on my machine
>>557220429If they didn't have double standards they would have no standards at all. There will be a couple commenting things like "ummmmmm???? can anyone address the tea? viper is a little problematic, apollo is a child" countered with "yeah but he's kind of an ixian chud, chud children don't matter sis lmao sorry not sorry"
>>557220165There are a couple of difficult characters but just pick someone you think is cool and look at how high rank players use them (either youtube or spectate in-game)Playing someone you don't care about just because they're easy is miserable
i got key player!!!
Well bros, is he right
>>557220429it's okay he and graves are 18they're literal adults
>>557218216watch this get changed because people will complain about Vyper hitting on teenagers
>>557220806Our fuarking heroes! And Silver...
>>557220823Welcome to Dota, faggot.
>>557220734
>>557220905Silver's still my hero... She's a symbol of perseverence in a cold, harsh, uncaring world....
>>557220837Go on the deadlock reddit and say that you find graves hot and watch how quickly the mods ban you for a totally 'legal' opinion
I just thought about it, but what about Venator? Magic appeared in the world quite recently, but what about all these blessings he uses? Is it magic or real divine intervention? What about other religions and Christian movements? Catholicism is far from original Christianity so it makes no sense for it to be a real god.
GIVE US OUR BALANCE PATCH, YOSHITDO IT NOW
>>557220823wow it's almost like this is a fucking Icefrog MOBA not a hero shooter
Nice to see someone hit back at the gay lamp for once
>>557220963who's tricking who into anythingare you denying the existence of these people and that exact scenario?
Apollo looks shit and play like shit.What were they thinking?
>>557220823Wonder when we'll get a new game that doesn't have a hook character You'd think since everyone hates literally every hook character ever made that devs would stop including them
they shit with apollo toothey made the patron shoot lasers againthe sell item menu was redonethey added shit to that box room opposite the church
>>557221130>muh indignities I suffered in the worst prison ever which I can't or will not bring up right nowEither the guards were like "GET HIS FUCKIN' RAGS OFF" and raped him Joker style or he's a fucking poseur and his term wasn't shit and he had a Playstation 2 in jail.
>>557221280I like Bebop.And Pudge.
>>557218216Vyper is 100% the type of trailer trash 30-something whore that would hit on 17 year olds.
DIDDYper
>>557221291holy crap part 2 update broswe were right
>>557221337hi jeff
>>557220823what even is the context of this shit
I love getting this dude consistently now without having to use a token.
>>557221280Hook characters are great because it helps filter out a lot of retards. Just imagine how many more retards would be in your matches if they weren't rage uninstalling after getting killed by hooks that apparently have 0 counterplay
surely today they will dial celeste's numbers back....r..right?they're going to nerf her like they did with silver, venator and graves......right???
Pocket players will look you dead in the eyes and tell you they deserve to live. Delete majestic leap and these mfs would never be able to do anything.
>they nerfed venator in three hours>they nerfed shiv in three hours>the nerfed victor in two hours>celeste survives for 3 days and countingaite I'm out till patch
>>557221230With all the 6 heroes out I feel both Silver and Apollo kits are nothing but scrapped ideas Icefrog and Hoppo just sloppily combined and made two new characters.Rem, Graves, Celeste and Venator feel like complete heroes both in terms of spells and animations.
>>557220823his hook could easily be balanced by not letting it "freeze" you when it hooks you. When you get hooked you are, stunned in place for a moment, pulled in, stunned in place again, movement options literally disabled in every sense, guaranteeing you get bombed + uppercut, and uppercut also disables your movement for a little bit so you are guaranteed AGAIN to eat damage from bebop/any other source. Absolute bullshit character in every sense, seriously, fuck this nigger character. If you deleted him from the game straight up, it would be better for it.And to top it all off he has great move speed, relatively high HP, and an ridiculously useful/good ultimate. Like, this character is a joke
Shiv is stupid.Crates are boring.Street Brawl is bullshit.Movement is too powerful.
>>557221385https://youtube.com/shorts/Liyzad2Omb4
>>557221337Hey man I played the fuck out of Makoa in PaladinsI get it
>>557219904>condemned by the patron: 4000 damage>in the middle of the laneIts not just you.
>>557221280People love them, they spark joy, League has like 4 hook characters because people like them. It's all about chasing the dopamine high of landing that one hook.
>>557221337Silence Russian
>>557221603Am I being trolled? You can 100% get a cast off before he uppercuts you after a hook.
>>557221138I don't know anon. I don't let imaginary people live rent free in my head.
First time my team has made a comeback in a long time. Their apollo and victor were either smurfs or something, obviously much better than anyone on my team. After my team killed themselves for like the 10th time each fighting victor 1 on 1, I begged them to stop doing it and to buy curses/etc and I got silencer as Billy.Their team did not go after bridge buffs as much as they should have and we got all the midboss kills after we got winnable team fights. After we cursed the shit out of victor and gang fucked apollo it was an EZ win
Mating Press.Apollo.Imagine.
How much until heroes start becoming skill bloated over powered pieces of shit?
>>557221774I'm not Russian. I'm a Dark Willow main, which means I have brain cells.
>>557221573At least silver is strong after transformed.Apollo is just shit as fuck, especially when his kit is for 1v1 and the game is a fucking 6v6.I made the right decision to never vote for him, not even when he's the last and only choice left.
>rem buys pillow at the start instead of minion
>>557221954that happened during the leak
>>557221787If you have it. Which you won't always, either you can't afford it yet or you haven't bought it, or neither have your teammates. If you think getting a cast off is a good counter (which is it but very situational for any number of reasons) you do not understand what you're saying. "Yeah he has a counter..... only under very specific circumstances" is not good gameplay, shut up, cunt
>>557220823>uhhhh why does the child of icefrog get to be op and in every game??idk maybe because he created pudge which inspired from mortal kombat?
>>557221531yeah no shit, the character doesnt even work without majestic leap anymore
Apollo NEVER goes to the bar.
>>557222064Definitely an oracle or lower post
>>557217373Broken and unbalanced, but it's good. Mind you I have 2k hours in vic2 so depending on what you liked about eu4 you might not like EUV.
>>557222174He calls Silver a drunkard and booze dulls the senses, so yes, he's based as fuck.
I think he sucks ass, actuallyCompletely worthless once he's on cooldown and his 3 doesn't really do that much damage to begin with. Even if you build echo shard on him, the DPS for his 3 is so low that its going to take too long to kill anyone with it.
>>557219379>>557219687You talking about this?https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/eu-voice-comms-are-wild.26657/
>New patch>Game starts randomly crashing>3-4 times a match, it closes itself with no error messageValve we need more heroes please make more heroes more more heroes and don't waste any time on stability or optimization
>70% damage reduction on cursed enemieswhat's the point then?
>>557222373I hope you get your dick sucked by your favorite type of girl anon. God fucking bless you I fucking love this clip.
>>557220048>Chester Rushing is a Latinx actor & voice performer whose career bridges film, television, animation, & games. Audiences first met him as Tommy H.
Apollo is kinda handsome. I like his outfit.
Newbie hereAre there any items that increase the reach of your M1? I want to be able to use Graves a bit further away.
>>557222595Graves...
Celestes ult is such bullshit, nerf when?
>>557218797Yeah I just feelbad at that point and take the slow loss even if it wasn't my fault. Man has no humility and isn't even that good.
>>557222498They do 30% less damage, wdym what's the point
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THE RITUAL?>DUNNO>WANT TO HIT A BAR?>SURE ;)99% of the interactions between the conventionally attractive characters are like this.Shipniggers need to be lined up and shot.
>>557222595vyper...
>>557222498Its just a contrivance to give Apollo a literal judgement cut ability
>>557222635She probably schlicks herself with the lich hand while thinking of Big Red Ixian Cock
>>557216239>still, alcohol physically ruins people, including their faces.She's a werewolf, she probably isn't affected by it as badly. Regenerative powers and all
>>557220378You put it in his arms after nine months growing it. requires XX chromosomes
>>557221954Three days ago, they released a character with Holliday jump pad air dashes and momentum, except with 100% uptime. And then they also gave this character tied for the most stamina in the game. Then they also gave this character auto aim on attacks. Then they also gave this character half cooldown on its ultimate if you miss. They also made the ultimate non-counterspellable if you hit two people with it (as it's supposed to be used). Then they also gave this character a barrier, and made that barrier the strongest spirit-scaling barrier in the game. Then they also gave this character free spirit lifesteal and free spirit amp.
>>557222676enemies TAKE 70% less damageunless i'm retarded and reading it wrong
>>557220918>Welcome to Dota>when bebop's hook is piss easy to hit and doesn't get blocked by minions
>NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARENT THESE CHARACTERS INCELCHUDS LIKE MEEEEEE, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A BAR BUT DESPITE BEING ALL DAY INFRONT OF MY COMPUTER I KNOW PEOPLE DO OTHER THINGS!!!
ok here is how i would fix celeste ulttl;dr- slower travel time- MORE damage per hit- BUT you can melee it away from you and take a charge off- counterspell does the same thingopens up parry shenanigans utilizes 3d spaceactual counterplay to a skill that otherwise doesn't have much
>>557218298It's definitely getting giga nerfed. The scaling on perfect rushes is fucking insane.
>>557222373>Your parents are SIBLINGSwish we had that as a kill line
>>557222812umm source?
>>557222839>60% bonus damage>70% reduced damagewtf does this even mean lol 10% reduced damage?
>>557222631unfortunatly no. The billion tryhard aimbot headclickers would shit their daipers if Graves was actually good.
every single game some unemployed ugly retard is on a smurf ruining the game, this guy went 30-2 on celeste with 70k souls counterspelling everythinghttps://statlocker.gg/profile/1870762580/
I've gone to over a 100 rituals and no one ever invited me to a bar beforeIt just doesn't happen in those social settingsIt's unrealistic
>>557221531Please don't. I can't play the game as anyone without leap
>>557222942the ult deals bonus damage to low health enemies
>>557221337need an edit of this but about this post.
why does edgeboosting even work the way it does
>>557222942The ability itself deals +60% bonus damage if the target is half or below. But in the curse-state, they take less damage because they're slow as fuck and sitting ducks.
>>557222956git gud, noob
>>557222880How about starting with the most glaring issue, partial refund on miss
>>557223051source engine shenanigans
>>557222839that's kinda messed up since you can fuck over your team's nuke combos lmao.
>>557223051The game gives you "free" momentum for walljumping. Walljumping on a corner gives you two bonuses, one for each side of the wall. Hence, edgeboosting. Yes, it's dumb.
ok, I'm done with this shit until they nerf Celeste, she makes the game unplayable and it's not fun to be fucked in the ass constantly by her ult and spam while nobody can catch her despite throwing Slowing Hex AND Knockdown on the cunt, and when you do catch her she either murders you or fucks off with her shield
>>557223137get a job and facelift
>Apollo ult>"Oh the enemies are helpless during the 1 second long animation which might be too OP so we'll give them damage reduction">Dynamo ult
What's best to max with Celeste? Seems to me like it's her shield and her spell lifesteal nuke, then you just go hybrid with mercurial mag and frontline
>>557223052fuck it, make them totally invulnerable to damage from other sources.it fits with apollo's character of being "oh look at me i'm taking the spotlight fuck all of you"
>>557222880>NOOO IT CANT WORK HOW IT WORKS, USE MY IDEA. MINE MINE MINE
>>557223241>fucked in the ass constantly by her ulteither you stop playing brool or act like a sane person and stay in a corner waiting for ult stuck to you to disappear
>>557223148i think that "issue" is fineif you take away the cooldown reduction you need to put something in it's place, like a giant explosion or make it linger in that location for 5s and if it finds nothing then it goes away
>>557223241Yeah, you would have hoped that people might want to try Apollo today, but the games with Apollo in them are still decided by what team has Celeste.
>>557222880HEY HERE'S A BETTER IDEA, REDUCE THE DAMAGE 200%
>>557222956Yeah it’s horrid how many sub-20 match profiles I’ve seen who have dominated since game one in their history.I report every single one of them, no clue if it matters for shit.
>>557223051its an official feature it has its own sound effect
>>557223452>reduce 200%very trumpian like understanding of how percentages work
Honestly shocked that Apollo doesn't have the quicker melee thing that Billy does
>>557223368>hey, saw you were wearing a red shirt>you know what else is red? the flag of the People's Republic of China>so basically? you're a communist
we're shipping Apollo and Graves, right?
>see this girl vtuber streamer on deadlock pulling a few thousand viewers>click>hmm voice sounds strangely male>check description>female, several autistic male achievements, love for womenwomen on the internet are not real
>enemy smurf on celeste>ask team for knockdown/slowing hex/curse at 15 minutes for her>ask again at 25 minutes when she gets 20 kills>by 40 minutes I am the only one with knockdown on a CARRY hero?????? this game is never going to be big when youre at the mercy at retarded subhumans every game
>>557223203ohh that makes senseits kinda like how diagonal air dashing is faster than just forward air dashing
>>5572208232024 bebop hook was way worsethat shit would pull you through any wall
>>557223619Shipping graves with her wall
>>557223619no
>>557223607both skills are literally made by the same person retard
>>557223538A THOUSAND PERCENT
Rem is adorable and I'm tired of pretending like he's nothttps://x.com/deadlock/status/2022072428495806496
>>557223619>straight ships in the big '26
>>557223385you know what happens when it's my turn with the ball of aids? I try to make distance and sit in a corner, just for some retard teammate or random Graves zombie to run at me and start the whole game of glittery hot potato
>>557223619graves is compensated dating with older men exclusively
>>557223619Yeah highschool romance is kino.
>>557223720I have yaoi and yuri fatigue
>>557223619no we're actually shipping graves with the lich hand and I'm being completely and entirely genuine with this post
I think it's funny how you can sort of tell what rank/skill level an anon is by what heroes they complain about>High rankRem is trash in shitlow because you need good macro to make him compete with simply spamming PaigeCeleste scales exponentially with how good of a movementGOD her player is to the point where a sufficiently good Celeste should not be getting caught out ever>Low rankBebop can't touch you without losing half his HP bar first if you have good positioning/movementDynamo's ult "combo" is the most telegraphed shit ever
>friend has asked me multiple times to play deadlock with him but never invites meokay fuck you too then i guess
i want gay sex with apollo
Has anyone here been reading Deadlock fanfics, are there any good ones?Has anyone here been writingDeadlock fanfics
>>557223795too bad!
>>557223830Abrams...
>>557223719Risky click of the day.
>>557223923>Has anyone here been reading Deadlock fanficsyeah>are there any good ones?no
I want to have straight sex with Apollo.
are there canonical sides in deadlock like legion and hellbourne from hon or whatever it is in dota? I'm curious in what a non-ap mode would look like
>>557224023You have XY chromosomes and will be buried with the name your parents gave you
>>557223923>Has anyone here been reading Deadlock fanfics, are there any good ones?no>Has anyone here been writingDeadlock fanficsyes, not sharing.
>>557223923I should write a mina paige fic but I don't think their interactions in game or lore are conducive to having sex
>>557224032Yeah, human normal people and ixian fucking DOGS
>>557223830>first time>hes embarrassed he doesnt know anything about sex
>>557224091YesBecause Alex is gender neutral.
>>557223619yeah only because they are cunts
>>557224115They could just be friends (unironically "rgigastacy and her puddingbodied butterface friend" is probably the most common friendship archetype Ive seen in college)
>>557224032there are canonical motivations for specific characters to side with specific patrons, but it's closer to "ZOG god VS Anarchy god"there's also guys that hate both and plan to sabotage the ritual
Futa Graves x Apollo
>>557223720I'm pretty sure straight ships were never that popular in fandom compared to fags since literally, like, Star Trek days.
>>557223923>Has anyone here been reading Deadlock fanfics, are there any good ones?I haven't read any for a long while. There was that one nice piece of Ivy smut from a while ago thoughhttps://archiveofourown () org/works/57168655Looking at AO3 now, every single recent piece seems to be either yaoishit or yurishit. You exclude F/F and M/M in the filters and it goes from 528 items to 266. Disgusting>Has anyone here been writing Deadlock fanficsI'm writing some Silver smut, up to about 4k words. Currently working on the morning after scene (I think more people should focus on this kind of thing personally...), getting down some dialogue I thought of before I forget it, then going back to the main event part
>>557223619Yeah prepxgoth is kino
>>557224117so this?
>>557224115That Yamato voiceline should have been given to Mina instead
>>557224438>Looking at AO3 now, every single recent piece seems to be either yaoishit or yurishit>"now"This has been the case since forever
>apollo listed as the mobility character>mogged by no stamina or abilities celestesay it aint so apollobros.;.
>>557224509>Normal people>Includes Calico, Grey Talon, Mirage and Wraith
>apollo doesnt think celeste is a unicorn and the horn is glued onAre unicorns really that exotic
>>557224661I want to see a side A and side B
>>557222759seems like her regenerative powers are mostly bound to the wolf form/transformations themselves, so i think the human form still could use some wear and tear or other signs of alcoholism - anything to get rid of that plastic-ness of her, even just a couple wrinkles here and there would do the job
>>557212670
So when are we getting a dragon? We got so many fantasy tropes in there already.
>>557224705have you ever seen one
>>557224705They are rare enough that Celeste hides her identity to avoid poachers
>>557224861>asking for another fetish character
>>557224861>Jewish Wall St. bankerNever ever
>>557224847slopper i request you to AI edit that image so rem has a huge cock that reaches almost the bottom of the creen
>>557217302i play on the discord it's filled with what you'd except>trannies>femboys>norms>blacksit's not that interesting and honestly pretty gay
>>557224509>nog with a cat>Unicorn>Eldritch God>grandma>divorced cop>Revenant/Ice Wight>Half-Lich>asshole>mecha-hitler>Djinn's Servant>yumejo>frog bioweapon abuser>Ex-Were[something]>priest>vigilante alchemist>Psychic Gangsterlike half the shit you chose is not normal by any means
>>557224959Based
when are they going to add zeus ult to the game
Let's say we had a dragon hero. This whole batch has been morally neutral or good heroes. We need another Seven-tier villain who's just a piece of shit. I think the dragon hero would fit. He could be vile. Negative.You could call him... a Bad Dragon
>Brooling all match>I show up as Apollo to ult them>No one follows up, my team left>I get raped>Repeat
>>557223619They are quite obviously tsundere for eachother based on their dialogue.
>get apollo>enemy mo and krill spends the entire game hunting me down with his ultFuck off.
>>557224970>trannies>femboysYou can just say whites
>>557224359probably would be hatesex or something along those lines given they don't really seem to like each otherfunnily enough mina's kill lines for paige aren't actually that mean though>>557224561nothing ever happens
>>557225178>I think she has self esteem issues.>There goes a walking fashion crime.Holy zettastacy...
>>557223619Duh they hate each other which means they fuck
Green Benator?
>>557225107bad dragon is old newshanky and nothosaur make dildos that are like 4x as wide as XXL chance.
>>557225121Does Apollo have a "My father will hear about this!" voiceline?
>>557225178Holy fuck I want to see Mina eat Paige out so badmaybe even eating her out after shes been creampied
>>557224561>>557225178what yamato voice line?
>>557224705Being rare and exotic to the point most people believe them to be myths is a common theme with unicorns, think of them like fantasy Big Foot.
>>557225121>brooling>enemy apollo shows up>destroys everyone with 3>parrying venator ult>cleans up with a 3x kill with ult>untouchable all game
>>557223923It's all fag shit which is to be expected from fanfiction.>>557224438>I'm writing some Silver smut, up to about 4k words. Currently working on the morning after scene (I think more people should focus on this kind of thing personally...), getting down some dialogue I thought of before I forget it, then going back to the main event partBeyond based. Personally I'm into some more drama so I imagine a note reading "I love you lilah but you're a fucking mess, im going back to my parents until you get your shit together"
>>557225172yeah pretty muchexcept for one which i'm pretty sure was a spic troon. joined the call just to "listen" to people and would sperg out if someone asked why they weren't playing
>they finally made a chvdcore characterVGH... RETVRN.
>>557225107>HeOnly dragon should be an alexstraza-clone, fertility eggs laying slut
his ult is good but he's kinda ass overall
>>557210112>south ixia is the 52nd US stateHow did that even happen
>>557225721but enough about venator
>Use token on apollo>Have a shitload of fun>Now I won't be getting him again till I grind out a token>This is gonna be the case for atleast a monthAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>557225683>alexstraza-cloneSafe horny faggotryWhat this game NEEDS is Auroth, the Winter Wyvern unchanged from Dotes
>>557225806they need to add a paid version of deadlock where you get prio tokens twice as fastalso discourages smurfs
>>557217451>abrams knows ixian but infernus doesn't Why?
>>557225721but enough about silver
>>557225878i would pay 2 bucks a month to not play with south americans
>>557225552Six sevennnnn six seven six sevennn
>>557225380The one about Paige being a puppy pissing on the rug
>>557225964wtf they handsomefied him how am i supposed to self insert
>>557225964>went from smug cunt to fuckable twinkwhat did valve mean by this
>apollo respects grey talon and consoles him about his grandkids dyingSo he's fine with Ixian women marrying human men?
>>557225964Right chinmogs left
>>557226005There was a time long ago where a dota plus subscription was the only way to get role queue so if you had it youd never play with peruvians. Best time to play the game
>>557226124Hazbin Hotel
