Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9059 - Poor Whatshisname Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>557184690
Niggerdow the Niggerhog, the Ultimate Nigger.
sonic fangirls that are pure maidens?
Satam rotor feats:Built a malfunctioning robotBuilt a malfunctioning hair clipperHacked into Robotnik's computer Built an electromagnetSatam Sally feats:Built a universal translatorReverse engineered the roboticizer into a derobiticizerRebuilt a laser tank Hacked into Robotnik's computer I think the solution is to make Rotor a weapons guy.
Lanny!
In the Sonic Advance series, only in Sonic's story does Tails fly the plane to catch him. In every other character's story (Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Cream), they destroy the Death Egg and Sonic sits behind to catch them. Because 4 POVs say Sonic stayed behind and they destroyed the Death Egg, that means their POV was the true one and Sonic just sat on the sidelines waiting for them to do it all. 4 v 1.
>>557225893That's a lot of lamb
>>557225825I'm going to kiss you on the lips. I know you're just a tsundere for sthg. I'll make you cum. Not Sage. You.
My big eyed cutie
>>557226128Cutesper
>>557226128They just refused to give this scene any meaning because they're scared of making Shadow interact with the Diamond Cutters for some reason
>>557225889>>557225279I wouldn't blame it on Satam. I'd blame SoA for not relaying Tails' creation earlier because most of Rotor's roles ended up being filled by Game Tails (tinkerer friend of Sonic)>>557225746>In Tails' POV he beats Sonic in races, and that's just as valid as Sonic saying he beat Tailswell, no, because the whole point of what I'm saying is that due to an encounter like the Knuckles fight, Tails' account is proven to be less reliable than Sonic's, especially because Sonic has less character-based reason to be inserting something that didn't happen than Tails'>nothing implies Tails is lying about those just because you're butthurt about it.I'm not using words like "lying". That makes it sound way more negative than what I am explaining. Tails sees himself playing Sonic's part until there isn't a part to play.>>557225921>Because 4 POVs say Sonic stayed behind and they destroyed the Death Egg, that means their POV was the true one and Sonic just sat on the sidelines waiting for them to do it all. 4 v 1.Except nobody went Super besides Sonic so I don't know why we're playing these shitty games. If a game came out and had Sonic and Shadow playing the same route and going Super for the end of that same route, this would hold more water
>>557226220Shadow if written well would be a really strong character interaction for Whisper but IDW cannot write Shadow well so that's the core problem
Perci and the ants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG0jZLqiwnA
>>557226440Those ants love Sonic Boom lore
>>557225756Sure, but why go through the effort of have the characters contradict each other and have the actors give different takes for each storyline? It's like a half assed attempt at the Zapping System from RE2.
Sex with Ants
>>557225893>>557225968And yet not enough
>>557225279I like that for season 2 they intentionally gave him a terrible redesign so he can be more of a background character while propping Tails up.>>557225434Iizuka's idea I think.
>>557226440Ant
>>557226470
>>557226531I actually don't know why they had different takes. Like a guy like Eggman in the story doesn't need different lines for the Chaos 4 encounter. That probably could've saved on space too.
>>557226301Tails' account isn't "proven" to be less reliable, that's your assumption and headcanon.It's a Rashomon, and in the uneven split Sonic Team just favoured showing Sonic twice. That doesn't prove Tails' scenes to be a lie just because you headcanon it that way, it remains Rashomon.
>>557226531probably just trying to mimic the Genesis Single Player stuff, while still giving everyone their own stories.
>>557226471
>>557226385I don't think there's a version of Shadow that would be able to with someone else's trauma. That's Sonic's job.
Cream the Rabbit.
>>557226470>>557226642Tangle didn't want Burger King for the 6th night in a row...Nice art though
>>557226630Ant
>>557226301>Tails takes part in the same Rashomon mechanics as every single other character, that now means all his races were made up in his imagination and never happened and he does nothing unlike everyone else's Rashomons which don't imply that, and Sonic is the winner of everything because this made-up fanfic of mine about imagining it all is what's intended by a simple Rashomon scene — where imagination is never even mentioned once in the entire game.Just say you're a 40 year old virgin who self-inserts as Sonic the Hedgehog. Would save you a few words.
https://youtu.be/Zd9lXCJv01U?si=1aGNfSC725b3Mfql
Sally, Rotor, Tails, Chris all in the same canon and all in character. What happens?
>>557223272Sucks it may be too late for >>557178651
>>557226301well 4 POVs said that Sonic going Super never happened, so...that route's not canon.
>>557226930>uuuu tangle you dumb bitch...>you're starving me you racist fatphobic whore... I'm going to have to kill you now...
>>557227254>Sonic canonically just imagined going Super and blowing up the Death Egg solo because he's a narcissistIn-Character
>>557226859Shadow doesn't need to deal with Whisper the same way Sonic would. But Shadow from experience knows how to put the past behind him, with violence. He could impart that to Whisper with the right nuance and situation, even if he had no personal interest in "helping" her
>>557226868She's cream colored.
Character with this feel?
Waiting for the day amyfags get so mad that Sega starts vaulting female characters to avoid their writers getting harassed
>>557227521Sonic or tailsOr if you’re a weeb then chris
>>557227254Yeah. And >>557223081 Amy never spoke to Gamma so the rest of his story isn't canon, unreliable robit.
>>557227521A roundabout way of asking which characters are suicidal?Shadow, uhhh, I think that's it.Not Whisper, she's all talk, she wouldn't do it....Merlina? Not really though, she's the opposite, but maybe?
>>557226692Again with headcanon this Rashomon that. Rashomon doesn't magically mean everyone's account is equally reliable. And this isn't the only instance of this. The biggest nexus point is the Egg Carrier Gamma encounter. Sonic believes he fought Gamma. Tails believes he fought Gamma. Gamma believes he fought Sonic. Amy's perspective shows Sonic charging Gamma about to nail the final blow.3 stories say Gamma was about to lose before Amy stepped in.2 stories say Sonic was the one fighting Gamma, 1 (amy) implies Sonic was the one fighting him, and 1 says Tails was fighting himIn this scenario, both Tails and Gamma's accounts are less reliable. This has nothing to do with headcanon and everything to do with media literacy and interpretation.>>557227353>>557227254>>557227106So now we're dealing in bad faithIf I didn't know better, I'd say there's an anti Sonic agenda clouding judgment here
I'm so mad right now
>>557227760
>>557227342>Implying that's not what Tangle wants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZJnBPfX7w4
Ok
>>557227951Swap ova and movie 1
Sonic moment with this feel.
Whisper goes to the beach and gets harpooned by whale hunters
>>557227780Media Literacy isn't making up fibs that the story says Tails was imagining it. The story says nothing of this, it shows him in a Rashomon and shows everyone in a Rashomon.If the story never mentions anything about characters cowering and only pretending they're fighting and the Rashomon being entirely imaginary, then that's simply not the case.4 POVs said Sonic never was on the Death Egg, meaning Sonic isn't reliable, meaning Sonic was just imagining he went Super cause he's a coward and a poser pretending like he took part to please his self-inserter obese fanboys.
Sheep wife
I love you
Shadow wishes for death every day and genuinely has no reason to go on living, in fact, living seems to be painful for him. The only reason he continues to exist is to create achievements in Maria's name to give her death meaning.I honestly, truly believe that he wants nothing more than a bullet to the head.
I hate you
Someone post that "I like the type of woman who digs in her ass a bit" vanilla pic.
>>557228109She tanks it.
>>557228109Why the fuck is she so tall here?
>>557228139In Sonic, Amy, and Gamma's story, Amy thanks Sonic for saving her/being her hero. In Tails' this doesn't happen because as much as you want to talk about obese self-inserting fanboys you can't stand the thought of your hyperchad not being the chaddest chad to ever chad. Go jerk off to some Rails porn and leave the story discussion to the adults
SEGASammy Financial Results Presentation
>>557227868Tangle's endgame gets more complex by the day
>>557228212Shadow contradicts the themes of freedom in Sonic as established by SA1.
Talk to me about Shadow's characterization
>>557228212>wishes for death every dayNo
>>557227780the number of POVs isn't necessarily story intent, you're assuming that on the part of the writer's.Gamma's own memories for example are only shown in his route — and contradict every other route — but they're the most reliable of what actually happened to him since they're coming straight from him.
>>557228519Right, he's an antithesis.>>557228623...yes
>>557228191>>557228256Now kiss...
>>557228151The picture isn’t working
>>557228371>hyperchad, chad, Rails out of nowhereLmao, I knew this was a Sonic self-inserterYour self-insert soulless mascot is garbage and your manbaby demand that the other characters must suck to prop Sonic up is the reason this series is shit.
Marine's the one who killed Biolizard, Solaris, Metal Overlord, and Infinite, I saw story mode from her perspective.
>>557228786omg
>>557228627>the number of POVs isn't necessarily story intent, you're assuming that on the part of the writer'sI don't know what this is trying to argue. It is pretty common sense that if two stories show the same event, the overlap is the truth about what happened>Gamma's own memories for example are only shown in his route — and contradict every other route — but they're the most reliable of what actually happened to him since they're coming straight from him.If a character has something happen in their route that no one else was around to see or contradict, then it can be believed at face value—Gamma's origin, Knuckles being fooled by Eggman, Amy standing up to Zero, Tails saving Station Square from Eggman. So I don't know why this is part of your argument.
>>557227245Sally sucks Chris's dick.
>>557228828Keep crying self-inserter. Cry about Forces next. I need something to laugh at tonight
>>557228016E-102 Gammahttps://youtu.be/S0Sw7cNOY7w?si=D3vqnE-rCFlzDpgy
>>557228871based
https://youtu.be/AlDCT_1u7hU?si=GQEzv0QGX3Y5JLdo
>>557228786Anon, it's just an image of the spoiler thumbnail. I fell for it too. Twice
From Battle!Amy's perspective...actually nevermind
Predict Surge"s future so I can screenshot your post and call you a genius when it happens
>>557228828Sonic's just a shit character in general, man. That's why his characterfags are the worst, only Chris Chan tier autists could project onto such a shallow, pretentious, highfalutin, masturbatory, pseud, midwit powerfantasy.No character and no soul, just "i'm da bestest and everyone else must kiss my ass and tell me i'm smawt, wahh wahhh wahhh". No wonder this series turned out dogshit with these people at the helm
Remember when I said people were confused what Marine did at the end of Rush Adventure, and then some sperg had a panic attack and schizoed out for the entire thread about how it was never up in the air and everyone everywhere always knew she had water powers?That was funny, but I'm still surprised that was a topic someone could schizo out over. I guess it could be any topic.
>>557228871MY HERO
>>557228438>Come on Whisper... PULL THE TRIGGER!>uuuu
>>557225893>>557226570
>>557228931Gamma's memories are contradicted in every other route. Gamma's memories have the heart-to-heart happen as he was winning.They are still the true one because Gamma remembers what happened to Gamma. They aren't imagined and made up just because a Rashomon can't show that.
>>557229548What the fuck?Why boner?Why boner from this?What the hell?
>>557229362Archie is ooc crap. Sonic isa great Character be ause of how he harkens back to Japanese folktale. He's almost a Yokai.
>>557229632Yeah, this didn't argue anything I said, you just repeated yourself like a child. What Gamma said happened when nobody else was around is reliable. What Gamma said happened when he encountered other characters is in question.
>>557229632The fight doesn't matter, so it changes per route, the point is the heroes clash with Gamma and Amy stops it.
>>557229014Forces was crap, yes. Only reason you could shill that shit is because you eat whatever putrid shit wanks off Sonic the Hedgehog, all so you can pretend you're a cartoon furry gary stu saying tryhard instagram quotes, and not a total obese loser irl like all of Sonic's self-inserters are
>>557229790>>557229840Gamma's own memories aren't in question. Why the fuck would they be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hpPrkvDkng
Forces is more in character than any comic or western cartoons. Get over it.
>>557229014>Sonic fags unironically love Forces for wanking Sonic and shitting on Tails to wank Sonicand the award for the shittiest character goes to...
>>557229946He's also a robot
>>557230157exactly. Robot memories don't lie.
>>557230067Thighsper...
I'm pretty sure what we were suppose to take away from the fight is that Gamma's lock on homing ability countered Sonic's dodging, giving him the edge in the fight. He would have won, but Amy stopped the fight, in which Gamma listened, because he was totally in with that pink hog if he didn't die heroically at the end of his story like a badass.
>>557229861Never a genuine discussion with Tailsfags
>>557230089Sonic has always been a symbol and Tails has always been scared of danger.
Tails is pregnant,who's the father?
>>557230285Tails has never ran away from danger before Unleashed. He always fought it. Tails Adventure and Skypatrol both mention he seeks out adventures without Sonic around and without even thinking of Sonic.
Oops, forgot that was a NSFW pic.Anyway, drown all foxboys in tiddies.
>>557230253Nice.
Douge
>>557230448>Tails Adventure and Skypatrol both mention he seeks out adventuresHe had no choice
>>557230067FAT
>>557230253Nice
>>557230253sexo. Kit is a growing boy after all
>>557230434Sonic
>>557230556Yes he did. In Skypatrol he was literally wandering around looking for an adventure out of boredom when he stumbled on Witchcart
>>557230448>Tails Adventure and SkypatrolThat's Classic Tails, not Modern.
yeah, that's good, but I'm more in a age difference yuri kind of mood, anyone got Cream/Amy, or Blaze/Vanilla?
Tailsfags are upset that he isnt Jack McBigcock again.
>>557230802does this count? Rouge molesting and/or bullying Cream sounds funny
>>557230434I'm inclied to guess it's Sonic with 55% certainty. It could also be Knuckles with 30% probability or Shadow with 10% chance. The rest is divided between Silver, The Chaotix, the Babylon Rogues, that one guy I'll always forget and the margin of error.
>>557230928I Jacked your mom with my McBigcock again
>>557230952Not really...I prefer them happy.
https://youtu.be/Eti4Xlc61qQ?si=G5PK9CcHSiDfqoGQ
OOF
>Self insertSonic fans actually have sex lives that's why they don't want their protagonist mischaracterized as a shitty teen jock casinova like in Archie. Tailsfags self insert so they will force Cream Vanilla and Rouge into concubines
>>557230928>anon still thinking about Mcdicks
>>557231258>Sonic fans actually have sex livesFunniest line of 2026 just dropped.
>>557231258>Sonic fans actually have sex livesThat's a funny joke
>>557231412fun fact: Chris parodied Sonic the most, and a few other characters, and parodied whole Archie covers with Scourge, but he repeatedly refused to parody Tails because he didn't like him.I wonder why.
If Zooey was a canon character she would fuck Sonic If Mina was a canon character she would fuck SonicIf Cosmo was a canon character she would fuck SonicIf Honey was a canon character she would fuck SonicWhen Cream grows up she would choose Sonic over TailsTails was never supposed to be badass. He was supposed to do cool things in spite of his fears.
>>557231170OH NONONONONONO
>>557228364korean himejoshi artist
>>557231258>Sonic fans actually have sex lives
>>557231316>(TL note: "keikaku" means plan)>"Keikaku doori!"
>>557228109>>557231814sauce on the artist? cute art
>"muh self-insert">rails>genderbending bullshitThread theme: https://youtube.com/watch?v=EqkCBpeLT1QI am dumping a huge shit at 3 a.m. if that matter, and you boys need new baiting material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEL48-0xRAA
Remember when Tails saved the world and literally resurrected the dead, but Tailsfags didn't like it because Tails didn't smile and suck Sonic's dick enough?
>>557230737Watch out. Classic Tails isn't safe
>Sonicfags to argue with shotaGODs
>>557231895Kosherea on twitter
>>557231258>that's why they don't want their protagonist mischaracterized as a shitty teen jock casinova like in Archiejust last two threads there's countless examples of this of Sonicfags trying to force Tangle, Lanolin, Rouge, Surge, Jewel and Belle to be his concubines and "fuckbuddies" just because they self-insert and imagine him as a shitty teen jock casinova like in Archie
>>557231934As a REAL fan of Sonic and Tails, I liked it
>>557231258
>>557231895Kosherea
When you really think about it, sonic was always bound to have trouble with its identity/end up with a really autistic fanbase. The character is an attempt to fuse a western golden age cartoon character with a shonen protagonist and that is a very hard balance to have but can be stellar if done correctly. That’s going to run into issues eventually and the concept is too interesting for someone who has issues with hyperfocusing on stuff not to hyperfocus on this attention magnet of a character.
Sonic and Tails are married but they both also have a handful of wives they personally fuck.
>>557230737Why would Modern regress a trait that Classic had? Rhetorical btw, it was to wank off Sonic
>>557232049>trying to force Tangle, Lanolin, Rouge, Surge, Jewel and Belle to be his concubines
>>557231934those were Sonicfags mad. Tailsfags wanted him to fight instead of cower in the fights. Sonicfags wanted him to suck Sonic's dick and worship him
>>557232195It doesnt run into issues if you dont let westfags have any ground
>>557232269I want to throw her into the cuck cage but idk how to use Paint.net enough to photoshop her over Shadow.
>>557231934I don’t mind Lost World, I mind Forces
>>557232049Sonic fucking them is fine as long as it isn't romance
>>557232236Based best solution>>557232320Almost like Tails acting like a bitch on his period for no reason wasn't good. No self respecting Tailsfag should enjoy that, Tails is supposed to be kind. It's worse than Forces really
>>557232269Wake up you pink nigger, i need the toilet paper over here.
>>557232380Lost World did the same thing as Forceshttps://youtu.be/IBBqjUo5gsw?t=513he's even doing the SONIC HELP ME pose behind some rocks
Whisper is so lucky...need tomboy lemur gf...
>>557232049Only Archiefags do that. Real Sonic chads like the real Sonic. Tailsfags don't like Tails.
>>557231550>Tails was never supposed to be badass. He was supposed to do cool things in spite of his fears.That IS being a badass. He also stopped doing even that because the writers decided randomly to hate him and wank off Sonic. Also none of that has anything to do with his romantic interests, you just have a cuck fetish
>>557232421Self-inserter.>>557232449Tails is supposed to be strong too. Sonicfags don't care about that, they just want their cringy pretentious self-insert to be wanked off because they're pathetic in real life
>>557232374She is already in fiona's cuck cage.
>>557232597>Knuckles also saved her from robots that game and she called Knuckles a hero or somethingthis is more affection than she's ever showed Tails, btw
>>557232489
>>557232515No it didn’t. People dislike Lost World Tails for getting mad at Sonic for working with Eggman because he didn’t think Tails could shut off machine. That’s perfectly fine by me, and the rare modern instance of Tails being his own character outside of just sucking Sonic’s cock. Nothing will ever be worse than showing ass in Forces
The bestie box
>>557232670Fiona making Amy her prison bitch
>>557232806he's showing ass in the scene I just posted for you.Being a weak pussy coward is way worse. Sonic retreating from soloing the army because "you're sucha. weak pussy that YOU'LL die even if I beat everyone myself!" is way worse.Only Sonicfags hate that he talked back a little bit
AtariX definitely lurks here. He's borrowed memes from here before.
>>557232598>Tails is supposed to be strong tooNo, Tailsfag, no he isn't
*distant rants and histerical screams*
>>557231925No more baiting material. I want sonicfags to learn from the stories that were told over the years like I have rather than endlessly bicker over OOC crap and shipping fantasies.
>>557233076Soniccucks be like
How about not self-inserting as any of the character.
>>557231934
>>557233076Yes he is retard
>>557232987There's a surprising amount of people who lurk or have lurked here in the fandom. This place seems to be a nexus for every negative attitude and comment the fanbase has against the franchise.
>>557233108>like i haveYou haven't learned shit Tailsfag you've been regurgitating the same bullshit for generations
>>557233076this is you. Sonicfags are pathetic pussy self-inserters, and Sonic is a shit character for trannies
>>557233120Why did that get so many replies like it was such a clever own?
>>557233076
>>557233187Actually I’m the surge/kitfag.
>>557233212>tranny out of nowhereTypical for the self inserting porn addicted Tailsfag
>>557232979Are you blind or schizo? He’s not showing ass, he gets hit once then Sonic immediately scoops him up without even asking. That’s not great, but it at least makes sense, unlike his cowering in Forces. Lost World also showed him being generally competent, which Forces did not
Tails fans are beefing with windfags now? Now that just ooc. Tails is a windfag.
>>557233254Loud House threads have a schizo who hates Lincoln for being a shota. Thinks it gets in the way of all the porn being a faceless black male instead. Yes he's very obsessed with porn and that's why he hates Lincoln. Samefagged spammed it thinking that will make people agree and hate Lincoln.
I don't beef with anyone. I just like posting ships and lewd. Also pissing off the Shadouge schizo is fun.
Canon.
>>557233469Not a single part of this pic is canon
>>557233362He's bending over cowering behind some rocks while Sonic soloes the whole army.Then Sonic calls him weak and says they have to retreat so Sonic can save him from getting fried even though Sonic could've beaten them all. It's shit, and portrays Tails as weak to wank off Sonic
>>557233515I'm going to rape you until your anus bleeds
>>557225889Is Rotor even still around in anything...?
>>557233373I love Tails more than Tails loves himself. He shouldn't spend all his days worshipping that low iq spoiled narcissist.
>>557233440I really do wish I could see a picture of what posters like that look like. There's no way someone like that isn't at least 120lbs overweight.
>>557233515you are wrong...
>>557233556That’s what basically the whole meta era did. At least LW showed an instance of Tails standing up to Sonic for his lack of belief in him, which is way more than any of the other games around that time can say
>>557233640Same dude same. I've thought that exact thought so many times. If computers weren't anonymous I could bully these people for being dysgenic. I've especially thought that about the one Shadow fag who spams here sometimes with the terrible English
When will you realize that sonicfags like it when he's a Gary Stu
>>557233820I’m well aware. I just also know that they should be ridiculed for it
When will you realize tailsfag are eternal little brothers mad that they can't ever be big bro
>>557233820I think I've realised.
Making Sonic a Gary Stu is disrespectful to Sonic as a concept.
>>557233108>I want sonicfags to learn from the storiesAnd yet you keep replying to a bunch of trolls, i lost interested when someone told me old canon in SA games doesn't matter because now the new canon is what sega wants so tails being a bitch is good or something.Then i realized people around here shit on characters they don't like regardless of how they perform because they HATE the character, they hate tails, all this "tails could be better but tailsfag though..." tailsfags my ass, they HATE the character and will rather project onto the fans because a rails autist is spamming the thread or some other guy draw /ss/ and they need to spite that partiular person by attacking the character they already HATE.This franchise is truly for miserable people, and i'm way better if i don't argue with donkeys.
>>557233820I realize it. I can dig it.
>>557232447
Nic
Sonic as a concept has nothing except being a Gary Stu for self-inserters
>>557232447sex
>>557225889>I think the solution is to make Rotor a weapons guy.Okay then
>Sonicfag that thinks Sonic should be a teenage Gary Stu who sleeps with all the ladies, doesn't need anyone's help and can solve everything by himself.>Hates Tails and Tailsfags, saying that Tails should be useless and Sonic's cocksleeve exclusivelyIan....is that you?
>>557233820Sonic is a power fantasy for speedShadow is a power fantasy for tentacle sex
Tails is Randomfox's favorite character
>>557234141He defends Forces, so no
>>557233960>i lost interest when [an anon told me blatant fanfic he made up]I stopped reading right there you just proved to us why you aren't worth taking seriously
>>557233440Anon why are lying, you can look up thread an see an unique IP an still there, over 261 unique IP in that threadhttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/125874631/#125911385
>>557234114GUNS ARE BAD
>>557234126Say what you want about Ian, but he proved that when it comes to writing something canon (Frontiers), he knows deep down Tails should be his own character apart from Sonic. Japan is who disagrees with that and wants to keep him a cheerleader
>>557234126Oh shit, this anon may be onto something.
>>557234467Sonic is a Japanese franchise
>>557233076And this is why I hate Sonic fags.
https://youtu.be/xdVJupmgU8Q?si=PTMH9uelrfCDdQT9
>>557234514I don’t fucking care, they’re shit
How would Sonic meet Lilly Lovebraids?
>>557234286NTA but I'd still believe that's a samefag. The joke doesn't even make sense.
>>557234467"It's natural and good that you're inconsistent and Forces makes sense ackshually, you're just a dumb little kid actually and you need to grow up and ask for help, unlike ME. I'm PERFECT! I don't need to."
>>557234549>everyone who calls out Tailsfags is a sonicfag!
>>557234657>it's the episode where tailsfag is mad sonic isn't relatable growing sadsack again
Thread is extra retarded today.
>>557234658>Tailsfags don’t want their favorite character to be a cocksleeve, they’re evil!!!!1!1!!1!!
>>557234749Thank you, I try very hard.
>>557234609In a "My total good redesign of a character the internet told me to dislike" video
I don't have a problem with how Sonic Team treats the characters they literally made.
>>557234281NTA but people in this thread really are like that, not everyone, but at the very least a very, very vocal minority
>>557234749someone dared say that Tails actually did the things he did in SA1. And that it wasn't Sonic doing them all and Tails just imagining he did them.That's what set the Sonic self-inserters off this time, Tails doing what we saw Tails do.
>>557233254It was just one guy samefagging as hard as he could.
>>557234821You don’t actually like the characters then, you’re a corporate slop shill
The miserable potential franchise, whoring out, cross over, cheap merchandise-oriented, gay lesbo shit, crossover sold out, slot machine gacha, comicfaggotry long ass boring "nothing ever happens", sonic cheerleading, VAULTING, hollywood bait scraping the bottom of the barrel for cents, neurotic histerical community shipping retardation, copycat rat, porn dumping, SPITING franchise.But hey, we also have flaws...
>>557234641She's a teenager she wouldn't have sagging tats
>>557234396>Entire overlander-mobian war started because of two kids from the two groups played with a loaded gunMy head Canon is that the crown prince squirrel who died in preboot actually survived in reboot. That's why there's king Max in preboot and king Nigel in the reboot.>"Then how did Sally was born if there was two different fathers?"Acorns are just that inbred.
>>557234749Needs more boobs.
>>557234281People here are like that all the time, mongoloid. They invent shit CONSTANTLY for baiting effort, even worse the entire 4chan is like this.
>>557234631You look at that thread , people love fucking with OPs
>>557234936Anon, you can't just use up your entire buzzword quota in one post! How are you going to manage the rest of the year?
>>557234936You forgot to mention the alphabet soup pandering.
>>557233076t.
>>557234749I'm just unapologetically me ya know haha...>>557234609I like how she looks in her banner her model looks slightly off from it but nothing to bitch lots of dolls had this look
>>557234926I like the characters. You're the one complaining that the people who created and own them must change them to suit your tastes. I like the games. The GAMES. SONIC IS A GAME SERIES.
>>557235072Not saying they don't but I've seen this exact behavior on /v/ enough times to know that there really are people on this site insane enough to just spam the same thread for hours on dynamic IPs/VPNs.I've literally seen it happen first hand, thrice.
Sonic is a hedgehog
a glowie. there’s a glowie among us.
>>557235219They’ve already been changed IN THE GAMES. I just want them to return to what they’re actually supposed to be. You defend this because you’re a PATHETIC SHITSIPPING SHILL
>>557235260Tails is a dog.
>>557235312Only one? You think too small.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n78brkaFL6o
>>557234964Lanolins tits defy continuity but they can't defy gravity
Sometimes I wonder how you faggots can take cartoon animals fighting fat guy shaped like a egg, so seriously, this shit isn't deep.
>>557234851>literally the opposite of what happenedRight, right
>>557235531Ever heard about autism?
>>557235420>a dog character would suit tails personality betterI'd love a dog character like this.
>>557235451Cute fennec fox
>>557235312I haven't even started fedposting yet....
>>557235391Yeah I get it. You don't care about the characters. You like comics that bastardize them and make them "relatable". You're upset that Tails didn't have this headcanon version of his development that you've grown attached to do you will look at a GAME and have the balls to calla GAME written by SONIC TEAM ooc. Yeah okay sure.
>>557235531
>>557235669>Fallacy Fallacy
https://youtu.be/Lg_8Q8UYBK4?si=Pj570buNlprjEuvU
>>557235014If I was Elias I'd fuck Sally and if I was Sally I'd fuck Elias so I can't blame them.
>>557235638Yes I will, because it is. You don’t care about the characters. You like games that bastardize everyone into a lame Sonic-worshipping piece of shit. You’re upset when people rightfully call this out for being shit and boring and lame because you can’t accept that the games HAVE BECOME SHIT
>>557235312what does a glowie want to do with Sonic autists
Arguing with yourself again, eh /sthg/?
>>557235669Most this argument is screaming into void about anon.
There is a whole line of women waiting to fuck Tails the moment he wakes up every morning.
>>557235973...but sonicfags are the self inserters
>>557235973Rosemary...
>>557235638It’s not a headcanon you piece of fuck. The games betrayed themselves, and are thus OOC. Cry about it to your Japanese overlords, but just know they don’t give a shit about you
>>557235840So you don't even like Sonic then.
>>557227647FUCK HALFLIDSHITALSO SHADOW IS THE BOTTOM OK
>>557235918I sincerely hope not but it's not unlikely it's happening now
>>557235219None of the people currently writing for them created them, though. Not the Genesis Cast. Wonder if Yamaguchi would say it's correct that Tails "was never meant to be strong" or "was never meant to fight" or "naturally can't do anything because of his age"
Kit solos btw
DONIG DUH HEGGOUGHPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF...
Nobody insulting Forces Tails has any right to call themselves a fan of the character. They just make short responses. They don't break down why it's so "bad" or how Sonic is a "Gary Stu". They just make childish quips and ad hominems. I have thrown every argument possible at these "Tails Fans" over the years and they refuse to think critically.
>>557236085>Tails turns him off with a literal flick of a switchHis response?
>>557235830Why is it that most porn of Elias is with either his sister, his mother or a guy? He has a wife...who looks just like him...
>>557234749/sthg has grown more and more retarded ever since Woefag showed up
>>557236025Sonic Team is not Sonic. They are a branch of corporate greed and indifference, and defending everything they do makes you part of the problem. Unironically jump off a bridge
>>557236106I love how I got called a tails hater for using this pic
>>557236284That's a shame, no wonder why nobody wants to discuss actual Sonic stuff anymore.
Seething over a cartoon fox for over 2 hours award.
>>557236085wasn't kit raped in the summer of 18'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZjKWOV9070
>>557236212>tails has to attack him from behind while he's distracted to do anything >kit without the distraction was able to force both sonic and eggman to retreat
>>557236389I recognize that artist. You cant fool me.
>>557236316Where did you get this idea that Sonic Team is a faceless Disney corp? Because the "mandates" won't let you shitty American writers rape the characters?
>>557236458>Runs out of waterHis response?
>>557228212I wonder if he's ever self-harmed. People used to make jokes about Shadow cutting his own wrists, sometimes I wonder how close to the truth that is.
>>557236340sthg is hell>>557236389>that anatomyAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S PORN!
Heh, check it out and weep suckahs. My new IDW issue foil variant has arrived!
You guys are racist
Fuck me man, how the hell do you come up with a cool concept like Kit and then make him literally fucking useless against any of the cast?
>>557236528He pulls the blood from your veins and drowns you in it.
Sonic games are mostly goodNo Japanese Sonic game has ever mischaracterized the castAll Sonic comics are oocSonic Forces didn't ruin Tails or break his character
>>557236495why not let the americans fuck you since you can't get them out of you're head whenever there is a problem?
>>557236567naaah, Shadow isn't miserable from guilt, he's miserable from loss.He isn't suicidal to feel pain, he just wants the pain to stop.
>>557236495>you filthy Americans can’t rape our characters, only WE get to do that
>>557236629Okay nigger. And?
>>557236663He's not useless he just needs a good powerlevel writer
>>557236663>then make him literally fucking useless against any of the cast?Is he? I think Shadow and Silver would be the only ones he can't really do anything about. I guess Blaze too if she can evaporate his water,
>>557236758Americans are shit at Sonic
https://youtu.be/-O3hLjP6ras?si=tBSL57bMCcQMc1M8
>>557236734Wait, can he control water that he didn't come with?
>>557236901If Shadow can beat Kit so can Sonic
>>557236626cum on it
Tails' character is OVERCOMING fear. Having COURAGE. BELIEVING IN HIMSELF. THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT OF HIS STORY. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF TAILS WAS SCARED OF CHAOS. HE SHOULD NOT -EVER- BE COWERING IN FEAR OVER THAT. NOT AFTER SA1. NOT AFTER FOLLOWING SONIC FOR SO LONG. TAILS IS SUPPOSED TO BEAHERO.THAT IS WHY TAILS IN SONIC FORCESIS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CHARACTER.
>>557236950Shadow can teleport on command and water is Sonic's weakness.
>>557236901He has a literal "turn off" switch on his back.If he runs out of water (which he does very quickly) he has to take a few minutes to recharge it.He also gets one tapped by basically anyone in the game cast since he's physically weaker than even Surge.
>>557236940Technically no but we've seen him controlling an entire sewers worth of water. And he definitely doesn't carry that much water around with him.
>>557190795>That scene from Super Mario Galaxy trailer with Yoshi and Kamek, but it's Espio and Jet, please
>>557236248Watching him dick his sis is hotter.
>>557236663Being an antagonist and in a comic where the status quo must be kept and writers who don't have much interest in action stories.>>557236940Sometimes
>>557235973Tailsfags are so funny. We real women want nothing to do with Tails. We're busy taking Sonic and Shadow's chad dicks. Knuckles, Silver, Mephiles, Scourge, Espio, Infinite, even Eggman are all hotter than Tails.
>>557236663If you think about it foxes have the bad track record of sucking someone's cock in this franchise, kit included.
>>557237223>we real womenYou will never be a woman
>>557237223But you have a dick.
>>557237223ywnbaw
>>557236783That's exactly why people self harm, the physical pain distracts them from the emotional pain. Shadow has emotional pain.
>Kit can't even control water around him, just what's in his backpack.How the fuck is he supposed to fight Sonic when he can just speed blitz his attacks even with Surge attack him? How is he even supposed to fight anyone in this series? Ffs even Cream has access to an infinite magic resource.
https://youtu.be/LXD-vufkeRM?si=iiDUe3PQ2ar4wCSo
>>557237074Shadow needs an Emerald, which Sonic can do if he has one too>waterYeah, swimming. Water wasn't a factor when he fought Chaos in his various forms
>>557237223>we real womenI don't see tits posted so a schlong is down there.
>>557236734“It only takes one cup of liquid and two minutes on average for someone to drown. Let’s see if you’re an outlier.”
>>557236907Japanese are worse at Sonic
>>557236907are you a woman? were you raped? go get some drugs or therapy and stop seeing americans on the face of every man that does wrong
>>557237362Really? Shows what I know.Actually, this is making me flash back and now I'm remembering yeah I didn't feel guilty.
>>557236663>>557237089Kit's pretty OP. In all of his fights so far he's Washed (lol) Sonic with one hit from his water tentacles. He runs out eventually as Tails proved by dodging for a long time but we have no actual clue how long that takes to happen>>557236940>>557237182I think Ian answered this once in his shitty podcast. He only controls his tentacles but if those tentacles enter another body of water they can control it (to an unknown extent)
>>557237223>Tailshater is a troon
>>557237484/sthg/ isn't ready for this discussion
>>557236663Same reason they made a cool OC that can use the wisps and then made her a useless crying lesbian
>>557236663>>557237182Ian hates high power levels even though the games and even Archie always had high power levels.>>557237418Shadow doesn't need an emerald to use Chaos Snap.
>>557237373he did fight Sonic. His tentacles were faster
>>557237674>His tentacles were faster.Provably not so if even Tails can dodge them and Sonic is far faster than Tails is.
>>557237182This pic always looks like he’s having the best day of his life as a waterpark and that’s just so sweet. He deserves it
>>557237723Well they "provably" bitchsmacked Sonic, so...
>>557237125ahh, his gauntlets, I'll upload the fix to the booru>>557191161>Amy
>>557237596I am. Bring it on. I’m sick of these Nippon loving fucksticks that want to follow in their glorious corporate overlords’ footsteps by killing this franchise by bastardizing it at every turn and killing any charm or soul it once had
>>557237792Sonic must have been sandbagging. There's no in-universe explanation otherwise unless you're going to say Tails is faster than Sonic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CabZWM7uzE>>557237753There's like no actual pics of Kit inside a Waterpark and I'm upset.
>>557237880Tails can fly and was weaving around building, which is how he was maneuvering. Sonic's just stuck on the ground. That's the in-universe explanation>butTails has canonically fought with Sonic too. Deal with it.
>implying kit's powers are original
>>557237880Tails is supposed to be *nearly* as fast as Sonic…”keeping up with” Sonic is a core trait of his character
>>557191427>Kit
>>557237823CUTE
>>557238026Cute!
>>557238007I never knew Marine had aqua powers until recently. Must not be that big a deal.
>>557237880Sonic, Shadow and Silver are all physically and mentally nerfed into mental retardation in IDW.
>>557238105>>557238129
franchise for rapists
>>557237823pink love!
>>557238226
>>557238249The original face in the panel is almost as bad
>>557237125>Wakes up just before the climaxThis is funny on so many levels. And Espio has exactly the same dream I had is just icing on the cake. Thank you senpai.
MARINE'SMASSIVEMAMMARIES
https://youtu.be/mLIKXpsGjh8?si=Y5YpmNPkdwGEtDDU
>>557238226Double cute
>>557237315>>557237316>>557237338>>557237587Tailsfags are funny, the only tranny faggot here is a huge Tailsfag. Tailsfags are tranny enablers. That's why they repulse women. Tailsfags react viscerally to women bullying them because they are nerds traumatized from girls ignoring and bullying them at school. That's why they like Tails, they are beta cucks at the bottom of the totem pole so they relate to Tails pathetic childishness. But redt assured Tailsfags are not little boys like Tails, they're perverted gay manchildren who never grew up. I've been imagining sex with Sonic characters all day. Sonic's athetic form pressing against my front while he fucks me, Knuckles' brute strength rendering me helpless as he pumps me full of his legacy, Shadow's fluffy chest smelling like ozone, musk, and sweet purity beneath his danger, even Blaze's soft nonexistent chest and Rouge's horny seduction. You know who I never imagine? Yes, that's right, Tails. I would rather be gay than fuck Tails. I'd even fuck Silver over Tails, he's that bad.
>>557238614BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>557238212>he doesn’t realize SSS are artificially buffed in the games because Sonic Team is racist against non-hedgehogs
>>557238614>bla bla bla bla blaYou will never be a woman.
>>557238614Tailscels utterly annihilated
>ITT
Nice bait, Mr. FAGGOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PPM8HbjFc8
>>557238614Of all the not-women that have ever posted here you are the most non-woman
There's a chance he can become official tooThat scares me
>>557237823I will forever grateful for this, dragofriend
>>557237923We NEED an artist to get on this NOW
>>557239121https://youtu.be/x0hnC6Q3f30?si=EoE6b3q3tLV8Q69j
Surge needs her own MacGuffin(s). Sonic and Shadow are connected to Chaos Emeralds, Knuckles has the Master Emerald, Blaze has the Sol Emeralds, Jet has the Arks of the Cosmos. The closest Surge has to one right now is the Dynamo Cage.
Dance 'tato dance.Dance 'tato dance.Dance dance dance.Dance on the fance.
>>557238614Basedo
>>557239235Now you have to draw drago
>>557239209Unless you're working for or with IDW staff with close connections to SEGA, those chances are quite low.
>>557238386>>557238465>>557239235you're welcome, my friendsshort break then onto the rest
People Kit has beaten:Sonic (headon, face-on, intent to kill, twice in a row, can't say Sonic was sandbagging since Sonic also saw it coming the 2nd time and couldn't dodge it, also again after Dynamo Cage Surge was defeated)Metal SonicThat Giant Egg Robo with the Mace that crushed SurgeClearly outmatched Tails, Tails just understood his backpack's limit from first sightOverall Kit actually seems the stronger (but less rational) of the two Impostors, from their first fight in Impostor Syndrome with the Egg Robo. His tentacles are OP, and he only exhausts them when not thinking straight. Everyone was complaining back in the day that Surge kept jobbing and going "KIT HELP ME!"Three biggest kryptonites hypothetically would be Shadow and Silver and Espio given they can stop time to switch off his backpack, and block his tentacles, and avoid his tentacles.It's just a pity that his writing is so lame.
Balls > playing a Sonic game
>>557239393Maybe someday
>>557239569he must have Shadow Fever to have so many cough drops
Archie Sonic be like:
i'm tonguing you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frQc5SfzYBw
>>557237645He needs an Emerald in range
>>557239776And to think mickey mouse comics have been HUGE here in italy, to the point stuff like "zio paperone" (uncle scrooge) became a label for rich people.
>>557239329Surge has Sonadow bio data so she can get a Super form
>>557240160You mean as in the Charles Dickens character?
>>557240265Surge may have biodata but she doesn’t have the Sega Stu blessing
>>557239776Based. Minnie’s a slut and Mickey deserves better
>>557240389She probably would when they ask to do it.
Sonic artists for this feel?
>>557240425I wouldn’t be surprised if they say No just cause she’s an oc who will appear in the games.
>>557240518ABT
https://youtu.be/kWZ0CL1mFn4?si=rcXEB8-o0p3PB47v
>>557240520They already approved giving her Sonic and shadow biodata, making her as fast as sonic and shadow, having metal virus regen powers which means better durability than every character including sonic and shadowI dont see them saying no to Super
Sega just approved Sonurge wtf.
>>557240336Nah, paperone is way more recognizable.Besides, they made a story featuring him as ebenezer once if i remember.
“Not just a race… But a special race, To see who’s the fastest.” Eggman I thought you had 300 IQ
>>557240736I thought Scrooge McDuck was always a Disney-fied Ebenezer. There’s no way more people know about that than Charles Dickens.
Remember when they finally added Cream to Archie, and the Off Panel gag at the end was Sonic remarking about how rabbits fuck a lot with Bunnie getting mad at him?
>>557240626I do. Super is a thing they’re retarded about.Let’s screencap and bet on it.
>>557226930>>557227342“I’ve only had two pizzas, a dozen donuts, three cakes, five burgers, seven tacos, 100 chicken nuggets, four steaks, six pies, 10 bottles of soda, nine milkshakes, and a bucket of fried chicken! I need Burger King!”
>>557240926Off Panels were basically fanart by the artists.
>>557240518>god wants me to draw sexy wolf womeni never tried before... i'm just drawing humans and faces.
>>557240887>dubshitNo
>>557240919>There’s no way more people know about that than Charles Dickens.Most people knew McDuck before Ebenezer, at least in non-Anglo countries.
>>557240887He's also a comedian
>>557240919>I thought Scrooge McDuck was always a Disney-fied Ebenezerscrooge is an adventurer, i consumed the fuck out of my ducktales vhs.
>>557241015Are you learning to draw? If you want to draw sexy wolf women, you shouldn't be bothering with humans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJ_dA2ohXI
>>557240887A special needs race huh
>>557240887Eggman was foreshadowing TSR, and their stupendous idea that you don’t win the race by being the fastest.
>>557241465kek
They added Sonic bases to this model poser. Please let me grab your IP. https://posemy.art/app/
>anon didn't know mickey mouse was always huge in italian cultureWe unironically had nussolini fascist propaganda featuring mickey mouse.Yes, this really happened, this was a radio trasmission propaganda episode named "topolino in abissinia" and the episode is about mickey shooting niggers and throwing choking gas at rebels.https://youtu.be/n8xsJMJG1Ho?si=XV9gbuwVOVJqdQQZ
>>557240936I just listed out the rules that give Surge a pass. she isn't amy/tails/knuckles/cream/zavok/whoever. But how can we hope to bet on it? There will be no way of knowing it was ever even asked unless it debuts, which means waiting on the sonic brand for the rest of time (not just idw), or until Evan or someone says they tried and were rejected. And Bumblekast is dead.
>>557241857that sound really use->Please let me grab your IP....no
>>557242079Why are you scared of ip grabbers in 2026? Nothing can happen
>>557241287I do bother, i have to get the women right because, after all i like human women too
>>557241869Probably in 100 the hedgehogs will go super again and Surge won’t. That’s the only indication really
>>557242357I highly doubt that. 100 is the perfect milestone for her to go Super, maybe even to fight Sonic or alongside him, with how they're building her being a hero
>>557242186it feels like something I should know more about but don't, so I just stay cautiousI see people joke about IP grabbers from time to time but I dunno...
>>557242079Give
>>557242327
>>557240926Apparently for several years SEGA wanted to keep Cream an X-exclusive character, so they forbid her from being used in the main book
You don’t need my IP. Here’s my addy.>14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia.
>>557242186>>557242561Onedrive is more malicious by taking your desktop, documents, pgotograps, Xbox and game saves hostage.
>>557243015Fap
>Sonic Cup
Should I grab crossworlds while it's on sale? I liked the demo but no way was I paying $70 at launch. $50 with all the dlc is much more reasonable but idk if they ruined/killed the game yet or not.
>>557242813I'll see you in 13 hours
>>557239513>Clearly outmatched Tails, Tails just understood his backpack's limit from first sightTails FLED like a COWARD before the MIGHT of KitsuKAMI the FRIGHTENINGnec.
>>557243297Sure. Have fun
Yardley delivered some stellar work during this era of Archie, this book included (#199)But man, what the hell is that body shape? lol
>>557243514sonic's gut
>>557243514beer belly
>>557243086>tails i *urp* i turned myself into a, uh, a cup! *Uurp* im sonic cup!Kino
You ever think Surge and Kit go dumpster diving for their burgers? I remember getting almost full pizza pies Dominos would throw out after closing.
It's over.https://x.com/SEGAInforment/status/2022139549347119308
>>557243297I got everything for around $50 I think. The game is mechanically the best kart racer in years and I'm still really into it since launch. Festivals and new content/tracks keeps it fresh and they listen to feedback so they haven't done anything egregious to the game yet.
wish me luck, i'm going back to try sleeping
>>557243721>only one year of supportExpected.
>>557240926>>557242731I want to multiply with Bunnie!
>>557242813Thanks Woefag
>>557243465>>557243762Weird question but is there splitscreen? I am a rare edge case that still regularly desires it.
>>557244104Barbara Chandler is the woefag? Yeah, I can see it.
>>557244106There's splitscreen up to 4P offline.
