Previous: >>557220970>Version 4.0 "No Aha At Full Moon" Special Programhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwD3wN33R_A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2bxxcYK9qo >Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>4.0 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20260206version-nwlbwa/index.html>Version 4.0 Trailer: "No Aha at Full Moon"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hH0hILcWPs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMT6GmhDiBk >Yao Guang Character Trailer: "All the Best"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQ0TXUnESQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke8-S0MnoV0>Improv Tour Trailer: "Binge It All! The Truth After the Battle of Irontomb!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsrABLcQQvc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOj68wLqj7A >Myriad Celestia Trailer: "Anti-Destruction Alliance"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwnE5o7_gzA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2YD35PJOmU >Improv Tour Trailer: "Beyond Weal and Woe"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmzwoua4dUk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxHKZaEURk >Current Character Banners: Yao Guang, Evernight, Black Swan + Pela, Hanya, Qingque - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43738489>New Drip Marketing:>Ashveil (5* Lightning Hunt) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43666646>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftMH5KCBGF3AAT45QSTARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
yao flopped
I might be the sole person to have picked jingliuI am happy
>>557232371no she didnt
Herta: Star Rail
>>557232371She really did!
>>557232371oh no no noNONONONONONONNO
Finally good qol
Yuricardia will save the game
>>557232261Swannie LOVE! Swannie LIFE!DoT LOVE!
>ask sunday his opinion>"I abstain"The fuck is the point of this character
I'm doing the trial for yao and I'm already sick of the aha thing
>>557232261Please answer my question, gros >>557232119Save my account from further brickage
GIVE ME MORE SU EXPANSIONS. I NEED JADES
The AHA visual effects in combat are really annoying and time consuming
so much free shit, holy
brown people GET OUT
>play elation team>get eye-raped by vfx
I'm about to do it...please wish me luck
Trail lineup.
For me, it's Yao Guang
>>557232391based wonderful wife enjoyer
>>557232261OOC
>0.01 chance to get 100 limited ticketspreemptive curse towards anyone who wins
>watched someone pull new char>didn't pull LC>gweilo fell for it again reward.jpg
>>557232583Gl bwo
>>557232604Who deals dmg here
is there only 1 character in 4.1?
https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20260213return-91d06o/index.html?inviter=GUMUG8PKSN&hyl_landscape=true&hyl_auth_required=true&hyl_hide_status_bar=true&win_mode=fullscreen&utm_source=share&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=ingameHelp please
The card game is much better than Genshin's
>got a headache just playing Yao's triali don't think ahaslop is for me
>>557232525post roster you gay idiot
>>557232737cause its a 4 week patch
Fuck co-op
>>557232583>>55723272420 PULLS0 PITYON A COINFLIPSHE FUCKING LOVES ME
I'm so UP rn bwi ngl
Ruan mei's black tier ass...Why ruan mei why
only 3 more
>>557232808basedfuck multiplayer as a concept
dude WTF? Why use talent mats for lvling character?
>>557232720That's a lot of Mydei ass
>>557232650it's a light version of the event from last year with the mega jackpot with like 10k pulls or whatever it was
So did one anon get that BP elation cone from the mail?
>>557232851grats bwo
>realizing Sparkle has no speed traces and I only managed to hit 162 speed on my Sacerdos set for her
How shit is Yaoguang right now without elation units
how much for this look?
>>557232796so if you only have to pull for 2 from the other 4 chars since 2 teams are exclusive, it's relatively safe to just pull for evernight and sparxie right?
its up already?
Did they mention you get the mats to get them to lvl 60?I don't remember that
Why is Sparxie not not the first half banner?
It actually sounds like you're having sex with Sparkle when you're enhancing her attack in JP, they knew what they were doing
>>557232945bout 350
>>557232851ON A SINGLE 10 PULL WITH 0 PITY AND NO GUARANTEE, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING????
>>557232982I redeemed and got mats, yes
I am still unhappy this collab never had a single sex scene. Give me that Rin babymaking scene.
Which Star Rail girl has the softest belly?
My brown man will be happy
Excuse me, where is the Sparkle rape?
Is Yao Guang a must pull?
>>557232938>>557232983I really want to know their decision making process behind putting yao first...
this is garbage
Incest game
Wait, i thought every starting new patch will have simultaneous release? Why mine still maintenance?!!!
I miss Amphoreus...
>GU5RAZ45YNTo those coming back.
>>557233178Me too bwo
We love Elation and want to fuck Aha.
Why would she be happy to go barefoot?
>>557233078What animal do you like more, foxes or wolves?
STOOOOP DO NOT REDEEM THE ELATION CHARACTERREMEMBRANCE IS STILL GOOD
>got Cyrene for Anaxa>got Hyacine for Blade>skipped RiceHow good is a solo DPS E9 in a team with RMC+the 2 pink support girls
>opens up with a skott x tb sex sceneUm okay
>>557233098they were fucked by the delay and had to cope with putting the chink character for new years
Wait Cyrene is dead??
>>557233098CNY therefore china character must be pullable so everyone can talk about the new china character during the china family gatherings and pull the china character while filling their accounts with china money
We have... CONTENT?
>>557233253About as strong as Castorice herself
>>557233238She knows I will lick them clean afterwards
Mywife love!
Give
Ruan Mei's outfit is nice but it's not that different from her normal outfit
>>557233331HSR is so back baby
>>557233305She's trapped in a loop.
Does anyone know how long the 4.x story will be? Is it going to be a 20 hour slog like most of 3.x or will it be reasonable?
>>557232730aha
>T0.5 KEKYPOW!
Now ill save until the anniversary
New patch! Time to autistically switch between EN and JP voices every 5 minutes depending on which character is talking!
>
>>557233305Herta told her to kill herself, that woman...
>>557233456That's the costumes in MHY games are.
>>557233331>Leave Amphoreus>Game immediately improves
>>557233514We go to two planets but one overarching storyline.
E1 Kafka or E1 Sparkle?
>>557233573Reminder EN Welt is not voiced lol
I lost the 50/50 to Gepard…
who this bitch
>>557232730Sparxie
>Welt still has no voiceYup, what a shitty patch
>>557233664kafka
>>557233569T0 Cerydra is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen
>>557233305Wait what is this about herta and self coronation?? Did I skip a part?
i took kafka e1 over sparkle e2 and acheron e4. i got black swan off the 10 pull
Wasn't /hsrg/ doom posting this patch for months
>dubfag
>87.8% crit rate on the trial Archer in Sparkle's novaflare trialNo fucking wonder I was slow in killing. What the fuck is this shit
damn wtf i got her in the first 10 rollthis is the first time ever that I didn't have to go into soft pity
Bros...
>>557233726You already played it all or something? Anons are just taking the free shit
>>557233701>EN
>>557233712This image should be a bannable offense for insensitivity
>>557233701>critical juncture in game's history>missing English voice actorsName a more iconic duo
>they're actually pulling for heryou elationcucks are retarded
>>557233686oh for fucks sake. I actually like understanding what the characters say, even though JP has almost always superior voice acting. but holy shit there is always 1-2 unvoiced characters or 1-2 character's with a VA that makes me physically cringe every time they talk in EN
>>557233815this is the one, I believe
>>557233726And this patch is dope AF so far
FUARK
why is she acting as if that isn't a good thing
>>557233726I'm still ready to doompost. Going from Endfiled and Wuwa's story presentation back to this fucking sucks. The long ass patch made me forget how bad it is just watching everyone stand around with barely any emotion and gesture every few seconds.
>>5572338895 Stellar Jades have been deposited into your account.
>>557233916*chinese flute starts playing*
>>557233921IPC BAD
>>557233569>dotbricks T0At how many golds though
>No lucky 100 tickets winner
>>557233701they still haven't found a replacement yet?just hire the dude back then
>>557233569wow Yaoguang sucks
>Filling out the survey>See thisSteam release confirmed.
>>5572338753 star lightcone
>>557233961if only endfield's representation had an actual story to back it up
>>557233034>>557232851Gambling high...
>>557233961>poowa>blandfield
nyehehe :3
Just woke up. Now that the dust has settled, did Planarcadia save the game?
kill this faggot already
>>557233845Not gonna use your naruto language
>>557234180It feels like no one bothered to start the story yet kek
>>557234180no
>>557234180It's heavenly
Got my free Kafker, let's goooooooooooo
this is just depressing
time to level and farm archer and sparkle from scratch while waiting for sparxie
>>557234241enjoy your unvoiced game lmao
I already have E2 Evernight and have no interest in Elation, these are going to be long patches...
None of this is funny
>>557233961This fuck me. Was playing Endfield earlier and this feels like a visual novel with how little animation there is. Fucking Hoyo.
I wanna throw all my 4.0 pulls into the Saber banner
She's so silly
Bros word count wise 4.0 main story patch is 6-8 hours long.
They replaced Benzaitengoku in the radio this patch
What's so special about Endfield's presentation? It feels like Genshin with better graphics. It's nowhere near Wuwa's level.
>>557234319I'd prefer silence over the sound of language like cats getting raped actually
I got bricked on soft pity
>dude your homeplanet is a profitable colony of oursJade OWNED that bitch
A30 let's go
>>557234354 grossi hate her already cyrene is better
so this chink is skippable right?I dont even know who else are worth rolling in future patches...
>PooWa>goodKEKKYPOWE
>>557234436Kick Sunday out
>>557234382>It feels like Genshin with better graphicslol>What's so special about Endfield's presentation?none at all
>>557234450shes must roll
I’m going to do it!
>>557234278Holy fuck i can E5 my Arlan finally!
>>5572343541000x better than shitrene.
Umm
man why is there always some EN va chimping out and making it impossible to not play with JP
>>557234436FUCK THE XIANZHOU FUCK THE IPCABUNDANCE AND GALAXY RANGERS RULE
>space japan is just JR stationLMAOOOOOOO
>>557234354Should've been the main push
Elationbros... i don't feel so good...
>>557234382It's a bit better in facial expressions but that's it. Story is shit.
2026...I completed the future proof team...
>>557234563BRICKED
>>557234563Just enjoy
Is EN seriously invoiced again? I'm fucking uninstalling if they did that shit again.
Explain HSR's presentation
>>557234594KEK
>>557234393you say that but that's how the few voices available in EN sound like
? ? ? holy sex
One day she will be added to the shop so I can finish her
>>557234624"a bit" is an understatement. Also, characters actually move instead of just standing stillstory is still shit though
>>557234563HSR and low effort.Name a more iconic duo.
>lost 50/50 to BronyaWell at least I have guarantee on Sparxie now
>>557234450it's another Aglaea situation, nobody truly know how she'll turn out since she's the very first character of that path we have and the future is uncertain. You have to trust your own gut if you think she's worth rolling right now or skippable
I'm currently at work. Somebody tell me her name...
e1 Sparkle or sigga?
>>557234774npc-chan
>>557234382HSR is so sucky at it that anything looks better.
Should I roll for Black Swan or Hysilens?
>so why are they watchlisted? Because all upcoming 4.0 MoC, AS, and PF are all majorly shilling Elation.>Because of this we're starting out both characters placements conservatively and will adjust them after the shilling ends.this game is so cooked bro
>>557234563******SKIN******* LMAAAAAOOOOOO
>MurataAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>557234728based fellow sparkle enjoyer >>557232875
>another planet intro with no English voicesYeah it's over. Just EOS this dead game already.
Why is my Herta team so weak now
>>557234850It's only Welt
Is skott okay?
>>557234820I told you guys the new enemies will shill them
>>557234616Unironically too high.
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>i had to go the full 90 rolls for hard pityShe drained me completely dry.. I dont think i'll be able to gamble for e1 or e2 now... she really wanted to torture me it seems
>>557234616DoTGODS...
>>557234563They meant to say "reskin" but mistyped it.
>fu xuan at fucking 80dawei is a nigger
How good is Yao’s cone is it worth it?
>>557234850>Plays anime game.>Wants dub.Kill yourself, be thankful you got subtitles.
>>557234616Imagine not picking Kafka when Elashits are already projected to move down.
WE ALL PULLING
2 cost lingchud...
>>557235002>another 79 for yao guangDAWEI IS A NIGGER
Is Yao Guang a must pull? And obviously, I don't mean that literally, but it seems elation teams really want her?
>Sparxie just pops up in Yao Guang's trial
>launch unit is completely useless during her bannerCan someone explain this 200 IQ plan?
>>557235194>elation teamsWhat elation teams?
>two of the knights have anticrit BSBRUH
KINO KINO KINO
>>557235154I'm already pulling on my cock.
>>557235154Who is her va?
I'm not really feeling the hype
>ClaraMy luck is so ass on everything lately man
they say this shit on every planet man and EVERYTHING goes to shit every time
>>557235313It's hype
oh...!
>>557235313What hype?
>>557235303
how nice of them to give you a 1:1 trade for Yao's release
>>557235180LingSHADon't talk shit about my wife
>>557232796>cause its a 4 week patchthat sounds really bad??
Can some skip nigger post story spoilers already
@ me if there's a Firefly mention in 4.0
Whos flatter?
>>557235529Jobta still wins in that department
>>557235521Yae is the Lygus of Planarcadia
>/hsrg/ still dead during a new versionYeah, Peniscolonoscopy rerun really killed HSR
guys where is the planarcadia opening song?... :(
>>557234829Is there an expy that actually has a different actual name? They've been playing it straight so far
Kek this game can't generate hype
>>557235529i think herta looks just a tiny bit flatter here
Anons how the fuck do I claim a free 5 star character from this patch? Installed the game last week, played until game let me acccess the gacha system and stopped there waiting for the selector.Do I need to play even further into the story to get to selector or what because I don't see it anywhere? Or is the event not up yet?
>>557234616How can she even be evaluated when shes a support for a team that doesn't even exist yet. Hell she should probably be lower until that time
>>557235436Holy fucking shit no fucking way you don't mean THE Kimono Yakitori??
>>557235661keep playing until you have events unlocked
>>557234905They intentionally bricked Herta's team vs what's usually a cakewalk for her
>I abstain>I don't know>I have no objections
OUR HERO
>did the character trialholy adhdslop
>>557235661You need to go further. It literally tells you when to stop in the notice.
>>557235681In case you haven't caught on prydwyns purpose is to create revenue for corporations and wouldn't rate such important hot new releases lowly because it would hurt Hoyo's bank account.
>2%she really wants me huh
DOES YAO NEED HER CONE?
This feels like it should have been a "summer event" planet and not a main story one...
>>557235637It does. Give people time
>>557235757Won week is gonna come out after Yao rapes him
her voice is so cute, but I already plan on getting Wolfie.....
>>557235058>anime>china
>new ascension material is a half-eaten crayonwhat did they mean by this?
>>557235862man that Yae looks crazy
>>557235740>>557235782Well fuck me, because the announcement only says "log in to claim a 5 star" not saying anything about story progression or events.I even got the whatshisname that was given for free last patch.
>>557235836Ideally yes but it's worth it to grab at least one copy even if you're not rolling Yao due to how much it gives.
i can smell this bitch joining the express
another faiafurai victoly. looks like it's safe for me to skip til anniv
>>557235774what the FUCK
>Man killing Cocolia with redman sustain is kind of tough let's wait until the Sparkle buffs hit>2 cycles, probably could've 0 cycled if I didn't just assume Bronya would die after Coc died.Wew, they debricked the fuck out of her.
>>5572354643.8 was an 8 week patch, they're getting back into the normal 6 week schedule
>>557234594Thank god Japan got canceled or they will be with all this shitty designs
>>557235836No don’t listen to that anon shroomy adventures is good enough
>check my online friends>check many other online players's profiles>absolutely no one rolled for Yao Guang
>>557235637People are now seeing its true colours are Endfield
>shotra rabbit npc>short shorts>bowreeeee
I thought cerydra was rerunning now, i got hyped for nothing
>>557235976Shroomy Adventures doesn't help keep Yao's ult up.
>we went to Penacony for vacations>we are going to Planarcadia for vacationsDo these bums even want to work
>>557235154WHY IS SHE A FISH?!! SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE SUIT!!
>either yae is breaking the 4th wall in the first 30 minutes or "our" POV is actually Ahas POVbruh
TELL ME, SHOULD I PULL FOR ELATION OR NOT?
Why does this place feel so dead? No one came back for 4.0?
My pink harem and me...finally
>>557236169i think it's safe to say elation will get an exodia team like remembrance down the line. Question is which character is gonna make it
They caught me
>>557235976Good luck getting her ult once in 100 years
>>557235637The game was nothing but hype and aura.
>>557235931better than shitrene joining
>>557236232We're all playing currency wars here bro
>Yae is already yapping nonsenseKill me
I got a super early 5* at like 5 pity and got yaogung's E1. Nice!! Now I can stop pulling entirely and just save
GG first try no diffGive me one reason to troll for Elation characters when mono rem can still clearly clear the Plight king stages.
Wheres skott. Someone post him
>>557236363Kill yourself, we like Yae better than shitrene
There is hidden shit all over the platforming stages. I hate it.
>>557235931why do all these new characters look like babies? Like yao and yae both have this new born ass faces
>>557235778Genshin is on the same boat lol.
>>557235862>observer/watch/ bwos...
>YaeSay her real name.
>>557236232I've been busy leveling up my new sparkle and leveling up artifacts andalso checking the nova flares and new content and my yao guang is level 1 and im about to level her up as wellWE ARE PLAYING NIGGA
>your trustBitch I don't trust any of you memoniggers except the moc memokeeper that gives me jades
Should I get Evernight?
>>557236491You are a single person.
Okay, this planet is already giving me a headache
>get yao on 50/50 win>seele right after on the same x10>all for exactly 10 pulls because I had pity built I wonI can sleep happily today
>>557236651The city music is too Penaconylike.
I don't give a shit about hags or homos, can I redeem e1 sparkle?
>>557236462Eidolons?
>>557236683Good night sweet friend
AIEEEEEEE
>>557236462shaky e6s1 run
>+3 to activatewtf kino, i completely missed this QoL change
>>557236710good choice to pick if your gonna roll for sparxie
Who do I pick?Jingwoo E1 seems useless.E3 Sporkle and Acheron feels useless too.Kafka just to have her? I have zero other dot characters.
>>557236683I will only do a single (uno) 10 pull on her banner, I may consider more later...but goodnight...
I'm not seeing any Yao pulls... are we all skipping?
lol
>>557236462Post eidolons
>>557236782I clapped
>>557236782KYAAAAAAA
>>557236930waiting for banner history to update to post the damage report
>>557236930she looks mid and there is no one to use her with
GODlus
>>557236750goodnight!!! I'll try to get a proper 8h of sleep for once then hopefully resume 3.7 so i can do planarcadia later.>>557236921I hope you get a nice spook somehow, but otherwise, you have the entire patch anyway
>>557236818Do you get triggered by literally anything other than E0S1 (3* weapon)?
oh shit patch release was today
Silver GOD strikes again
Did anyone get a hyper detailed survey on multiplayer and PvP?
>>557236874I'm full skipping this planet until they make hebes that aren't just reheated slop desu desu
>>557236930her rateup is up for all of 4.0 and I feel like we'd find out SP silver wolf kit before it ends
>>557236930Nobody with a functional frontal lobe is pulling Yao when she doesn't work with anyone yet
Guess I'm spending the patch building DoT then. Fucking Black Swan made me go 80+ twice
>>557237048I've gotten lucky with a single ten pull before it can happen again!
Is my friend Sean here
>>557236462>to trollDon't you mean to toll?
Should a main DPS Ever use the Mem planar or bone is just as good?
i redeemed sparkle with the selectorwhat SPD threshold do I want if i'm just planning on using her with Archer with sunday cone? I'm not interested in none of that eagle set/DDD memery
>8 hours of bananaslop tier writing u rike?
tow words: e6s6 cyrene
why did planarcadia flop?
skipping yao for c6r6 yae
The
>>557236721>>557236963Everyone on the team is E2S1
>>557232261Is E2 Harmony Sparkle worth it if I'm not getting the Elation battleship?
>>557237024Gay avenue?
We are all Sparklies here
>>557237293we wanted sparxie instead of yao ching chong chang
I don't like HSR's humor
4.0 can't be as worse as 3.0 right?
I think I'm gonna stay with the base outift
nice ¨alien¨ we got
>>557237272Stop…
>>557236904Just get Kafka if you like collecting characters
https://streamable.com/bbhtx5Hyacine is fucking DEADdo NOT use technique in SU
Teyvat>>557237402why does ts have that same 2014 real madrid 3
>>557237347>>557237286>>557237214>instantly starts spamming with owoJust fuck off already. You're the only person who ruins threads because you see people talking about the game in a way you don't like.
>>557237357Pls respond
uh tow
>>557237272>no black tier asses i rike
>>557236782I unironically got dissapointed it was Sparkle
>>557237459nyooooo
>sparkle gets no speed from tracesSmh
Who made him made?
>>557237459Now pull her again
nigga
I am AetherGODI am CHADlusI am WiseLORDI am RoverKINGI am EndMINISTERI am GudASCENDANTI am SenseiSULTANI am the TRUE flame of life. Clad in flesh, blood and mine OWN WILL.A man chooses. A slave obeys.I am ready for 4.0.I am.... self-insert haremCHAD; the TARGET AUDIENCE.
>>557237357Absolutely, e2 sparkle is a very good unit unironically. That being said, be aware they could powercreep her anytime they wanted. Additionally, her highest use is with archer
>>557237426Hahaha holy fuck!
>>557237402Match clothes with Sparxie
I like how busy the background is in this menu
EN Welt voiced?
>>557237426why is this game like this
Thread got really shaky all of a sudden
No, you are a single person, Sparkle. You made up "Sparxie" to cope with the fact that everyone hates you.
goodbye dear mem hat, you were too silly for this world...
>>557237684Which other old characters is she good with?
>>557237426That's literally me
>>557237682>EndMINISTERI laughed
>>557237706He got fired and is getting sued.
>>557237268140ish speed and slap as much crit damage as you can on her
>himeko's homelandOOF the notJapan retcon hit hard
>>557237268160 Sacredos, if you can't do it with 4p then go double 2pc speed sets
>>557237716>>557237569>>557237640Why are you going spastic over people talking about the game?You're literally proving you don't even play this game and are just here to shitpost.
>>557237780QRD wtf? I liked his VA.
No, you are a single person, Black Swan
>>557237716>>557237725No one will ever think you're funny.
>>557237503Did you get your free E6S6 Sparkle?
>>557237846your memories were just stolen at some point
>>557237426lol
I actually read everything in Yao's trial and still don't understand how Elation works
>>557237503Ironic
Hourly yuribrown meltdown I see
>>557237759Anaxa, Dan Heng 2, phainon, acheron
I can't wait to inspect element ny endgame clears so that they won't find out i used e6s6 sparkle tao
>bruh i hate it already
They're gonna coming back eventually though, right?
>>557237780he refused to sign any actual contract and for some reason hoyo just kept calling him for new voice lines until they suddenly released 3 years later that there was no contract lmao
What would this world be called if not Planarcadia?
>>557237908>>557237974>>557237986Explain why you're doing this.Explain why you are spamming the thread over someone talking about the game.
I still play Kafka as a DPS
>>557237426They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boomYessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.When I start to dance,everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boomThe senoritas they sing and they swing with terampero-It's very nice, so full of spice.And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros-Singin' a song, all the day long.So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban PeteAnd I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guyIn Havana, in havana.Si, sinorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chickIt's very nice, so full of spice.I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your handThen we shall try - just you and I. I-yi-yi!So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban PeteAnd I'll teach you chick-chicky-boom,chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boomShake Your Booty, Daddy, Wow!See ya!
I admit it, I raped Sparkle
Deer HSR when
how wormed is 4.0?
Is buffed sparkle better for phainon than sunday?
>didn't get 100 pullsIT'S OVER
Is this actually Sparkle or is it someone pretending to be Sparkle
>>557237836>>557237848thanks, i'll try to aim for 160
>>557237889Why do I see a similar writing style on a particular thread on /a/?
>>557238059meant for>>557237906
>>557238114soon
>sparkle didnt went up in rankwhat the FUCK?
uhhh isnt this just her default costume?
e1 sporkle or e0 kafka, I use none of them but might as well get someone that I might use in the future.
>>557238114>>557238190You mean the posting style of being autistic and spastically trying to attack other posters with a "passive aggressive" shitpost?Because that's the only posts you've made for the last 15 years.
>>557238229>shitwen
>this entire segmentWE'RE SO BACKI was smiling the whole time
Thread themehttps://vocaroo.com/12R1e74BzNWu
>>557238229>all dot hags in t0investing in victory means playing the long game
has anyone sean my friend
7 50/50 wins with some early and won LC coinclip. I'll take that!
>>557238046Here
I'm still baffled by how oyohim is so devoted to wanking China that they purposefully tanked the opening of a new planet by making the Chinese support no one cares about the first banner while making everyone wait 3 weeks to roll a (sub)DPS SP of an actually popular character.
wtf, the game now has a inbuilt relic ranker LMAO
>>557238229are you telling me sparkle was 0.5 in everything before?
why is she attracted to march
this whore looks cute desu. can't I use my clout to bed her for the night?
>>557238328>>557238343Using proxies to spam will never make you more than one person.
Break over?
>actually feeling like quitting with over 700 rolls saved because this patch is just that bad combined with the greed that is elationSigh...why did I have any hope this game would improve..
Yao Guang is pretty
>>557238328kek
>>557238471Nobody gives a fuck about your autistic vendetta ACK now rope already
>>557238328ELATEYTOW
yo is this supposed to happen?
Am I good to go or is CDMG too low?
catgirl GODS
>>557238089
>this whole fucking disaster of a patchHoly shit, Wuwa really killed this gameWu really WON so hard
>>557238059And then he went into a melty and started doxing some hoyo employees lol.
>>557238328FUNNYTOW
>>557238489>>557238518>>557238534>>557238551What's it like getting so mind broken by something as simple as being told to stop shitposting.Everyone can see you're the one starting shit. >>557236818Literally for zero reason whatsoever you started this. Literally just because people were talking about the game in a way you didn't like.
>>557238152you have a higher chance of getting 3 5*s in a single 10 pull
>>557238638No one thinks you copy pasting shit into AI is funny.
"He" seems to behave in a calmer way when he browses /hsrg/, and gets mad faster on other places like /a/ or /gig/.Why is that?
>>557238450Yo girl, I'm actually an astral express member. Not joking. No I'm serious. Do you want a tour?
>>557238328AHAROO
[breaking news]astropolis op will be sung by shawn mendes to make up for the lack of planarcadia op
>>557238634its called tencent waves now, tewa in short
None of the jokes are funny
>>557236462uh oh...
why is this such a buggy mess
MY HEROES....and Constance.
>>557238752Who cares kek Wuwa completely demolish HSR no matter if Wuwa changes ownership
Can I give sparkle to phainon then give sunday to ashveil
>sparkle comes back>game is fun againthank you Sparkel for banishing the boring greek shit shaoji dragged out for a year
>>557238739>>557238728>>557238772Can you give a single reason why anyone shouldn't think you're the problem here? Literally everyone can see how you just started spamming this thread for no reason at all.
what are those shit buffs bwo
>>557238746Hoyo should've got Bad Bunny
>ACK is hereYep, I think Planacardia is a huge success
>even fucking Yao Guang's showcase uses SparxieIts fucking idiotic that we cant pull for her FUCK
can't believe hanabi is still a racist using old slurs
>>557238585
>>557238881Still waiting for you to explain why anyone shouldn't think you're the problem here.
Back to the mines, this is awful lmao
>>557238350grats anon
>>557238471I don't think that website works as intended anymore.4chan mods have been blocking and pursuing any people using those proxies
Post wives of Caelus
>>557238328Funny.
Countless anus has been plugged
>lost 50/50 to fu xuanso funny
>>557238894>Siggers>StrangelingHoly fuck she's such a chud
>Sparxie is available in Yao's trial >Sparxie is available in CW>No banner I just dont understand.
You are better than my newly build sparkle so yeah
>>557238995It still works fine.>>557239036You're mentally ill and need actual help.
This patch has been such garbage so far
just dribbled a pathetic load to sparkle bbc ntr
>I previously spent thousand of dollars on my account and I can (barely) clear endgame without pulling the new character!wow... that's incredible.
>>557239053Please play future rail
https://streamable.com/flclju
so we get around 140-150 rolls this patch?
>>557239001
>Covering up these traces won't be easy, so I need to leave quietly. Fortunately, a Cremator has agreed to help me out, and she's waiting for meSwanstance bwos... we fvarking won...
When I say "break" you think of men's assholes
>>557239114>>557239125Wow it rhymes
>>557239001All in this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFppIMgJ5Es
>>557239141yaogang is literally useless and gets outperformed by 4* bricks in current teams thoughbeit
>>557239114>>557239141not feeling it ngl, gonna go back to wuwa
Why did Yao Guang flop?>>557232261
I'm not going to sugarcoat it. Redeem now.https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift?code=HailYaoGuanghttps://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift?code=HailYaoGuanghttps://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift?code=HailYaoGuang
mfw Phainon just straight up ignores the annoying mechanics for King in Check and just plows through
>>557239159>>557239184Say the word "break" normally in a sentence and not in your extremely unique specific way and then no one will be able to tell what you're talking about.But you want people to know you're thinking about men's assholes every time you say the word "break" because you think it's you "trolling".When in reality it's just you being mad people found your amazon account.
>>557238589That looks fine. Speed is more important.
>>557238328Actual banger
>>557239175>a Cremator has agreed to help me outWhy would she put it like this instead of just saying "The Dahlia agreed to help me cover up my tracks"? Doesn't TB at least know about her?
Help can I swap this child with someone else
>>557239340Actual samefag.
Why are they talking as if the shit Sparkle pulled during 2.3 wasn't retconed
planarcadia is kino so far
>>557239276Is Sparkle worth getting for him?
>arms crossed >hand on chest>arms crossed >hand on chest>arms crossed >hand on chest>arms crossed >hand on chest>arms crossed >hand on chestby the way, the story is incredibly boring as always... nothing has changed in the presentation of the story in this game.
was the hibana anal sex animation necessary?
need sparkle to cuck me so bad
Pompom AI said that replying = baited
>>557238328Eviscerated that freak
>>557239437skip-sama...
>>557239159Aha
https://vocaroo.com/1cOKiZm7vCJV
>>557239086>admitting to using it
Damn this is pretty boring. There really is no hype for the new planet
cute!
where does Yao's sig light cone fall in the power scales? Is it Phainon LC tier which is nice to have but not entirely necessary or is it Hyacine tier that basically makes her into a completely different character?
>>557239495>>557239529>>557239530>>557239516>>557239562That's just you coping and begging people to think you're not a failed troll.Notice how all of your posts are short spastic spam.
>>557239489many are saying this
3 bucks for THIS?
>>557239530BANGERTOW
>>557239606Hello, people.
>>557239649yes, now pay up
>>557239470damn even Genshin has added more dynamism to in the storytelling
>>557239470i think robots wearing mermaid accessories is DUMBput on this beret and start spinning for forgib
Wow awesome story, great characters, loved loved loved it. Okay bye.
>>557239576It's a qol cone like Hysilens.
PHAIDEI
I don't know who to pick
>>557239495>>557239516>>557239529>>557239530>>557239562Everyone hates you.
>>557232261RIP Sunday 2024-2026. He is now officially the worst limited Harmony unit in the game.He barely got to fly before Hoyo pulled the biggest rugpull in HSR history.His Light Cone legit has more value than him now.
>>557239567>quieres
>>557239695Genshit is just as bad as HSR presentation if not worse
>translated yokai to strangeling???
>>557239464I think her buffs are stronger than Sunday or atleast on par now. So maybe
>>557239736kafka and sparkle are the only real choices
I always knew I was Aha
>>557239606Holy fuck, get help
Do you actually have to invite someone for this to give you jades?
>>557239495AI has shown me enough proof and evidence to convince everyone that my boogieman is real
thoughts?
Okay I got my E2 evernight, but I'm really not feeling it for the new characters. Is Yao really "future investment" in the end or do I just skip all the way to silverwolf
>>557239779It really isn't. Genshin's presentation is far more dynamic than HSR's
>>557239736dan heng chink ver if you are building a dot teamsparkle if you want to build a elation team in the meantime
I won
>>557239730>
>>557239687>>557239818>>557239817>>557239834Notice how all of the "people" you pretend to be won't address how you started this over LITERALLY NOTHING.And just started attacking random posters for no reason at all.
>>557239464yeah, Sunday + Sparkle is better than the old f2p Sunday + Bronya team
ngl, after eatin good with wuwa i can't treat other gachagame srsly anymore.>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on ches>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest>arms crossed>hand on chest
Farewell, my sweet Swannie. Until the day we meet again, you’ll live on in my memories.
>>557239730>Did you come to visit me?>I brought you a book so you wouldn't be bored.Holy CUTE
E1 sparkle or e0 kafka? Dont have bs and hysilens btw.
>557239470>....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlACwTCctds
>>557239779Objectively incorrect
>fate banner still goingis this shit permanent now?
>>557239920endfield has way better model animations than wuwait's just hsr that isn't bothering to put an effortthe only thing they bothered to put an effort lately is into ruining a new region lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>557239779genshin has tons of dynamic angles and characters emoting and moving aroundhsr is just retards standing around in a circle recycling the same stiff animations, and it's a downgrade from what we already had before. it doesn't even make sense to have worse presentation than a game that's like 3 years older, hoyo does the bare minimum for this slop
>>557233569>PARTNER>PARTNER>PARTNER>PARTNER>PARTNER>PARTNER
>>557239530XDDOW
>>557239274thanks B
>>557239818don't waste your time replying to schizos. If you get caught in a mass reply, I recommend ignoring it.
>>557239991>static hand on hips>same visual novel yappingyeah it's dogshit
>>557239905Hello, random posters.
What a fucking boring patch. And people tell me Wuwa is supposed to be earning less than hoyo when they're putting out rehashed penacony planet like these?
My Yao Guang is secured and I still have 60 pulls for Sparxie. I am going to make it.
>>557239779This is a lie.
Convince me not tow roll for E6S6 YG
>>557239905People make shitposts because they get guaranteed replies from you?They get a dopamine rush from that, it's very obvious.The shitposters would get bored faster if you didn't reply to those shitposts that much
>>557240075>>557240113See? You have a 100% consistent behavior pattern. You literally refuse to admit you're the one who starts shit unprovoked.
DoomLORDS have mercy
>>557239730>Phaidei contentI take it back, this patch is peak
>>557239779Genshin presentation actually got a ton of animations, dynamism, camera work and expressions and it's a open world, come on dude, why are you defending mediocrity?
I regret reinstalling this chinkshit game. What a waste of time
I hope we get poly yuri in Planacardia
Uh oh Telty
>>557240143See>>557240141Yes, people like to bait and troll lolcows
>dynamismis that the new genshit bot buzzword? your game is fucking trash, fuck off back to your containment thread
what teams can I use yao in right now
>two anti-crit knightsUhhh who should I use on third knight. I don’t have SP slurpers or Break?
Who should I pick?
>>557240141>>557240270>>557240285You are not people. You are a single person.No one cares about your insane personal grudge against your boogieman. No one but you actually thinks "(you)s" are a serious thing. You literally ruined your life over a "meme".You are the only person who thinks it's "lolcow" to tell you to stop shitposting. You just want to name call and try to attack people so you can feel better about your own impotent life.
>>557239920It really is just annoying at this point. I personally treat Wuwa's story like it's Solo Leveling-tier - all flash and barely any substance - for the most part, but they at least put effort into their scenes. Characters act like characters and not just a standing model that's no different than a barely-emoting sprite.
>>5572403308 million btw
>don’t roll the Dahlia>totally fucked in AA for two patches in a rowNice mode hoyo
you literally cannot name a single bad thing achy does..
>迅刀龍列車>bullet wyrm trainThe visual of the train had a fucking blade on its head
HSR character who is so retarded they think 1/1=0?
This is the most boring patch ever. I don't think HSR is gonna ever recover from this shitfest of a disaster
brick (for now)
>>557240339E1 Sporkle is the easy choice.That 15% speed lets you get 200 speed in combat easy. That way you have a base three turns with no action advance.
>>557240469QQ
>>557240360Cute as hell
>>557239920>WUWON SO BIGLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r-q7MHEnRw
I'm pretty sure all the people going for Elation characters are people who were raised on shit like Cocomelon Cocomelon is 20 years old btw so that means it is applicable.
Weren't you guys saying this got nerfed last minute?
>>557240469ACKeron
What cone would you use on Yaogguang if you don't have her cone? What is this game..?
>>557240668>if you don't have her conethen you roll for her cone bitch boy
>>557240668The MOC cone? The one they implicitly tell you in her in game guide? You can r5 it and it's pretty good.
>>557240668The MoC shop cone
The Cuphead game reviewer is now famous in china too?
>>557240469Mydei
>>557240469>>557240623Why can you never fucking stop.No one thinks anyone cares about your obsession with "ack". No one thinks you're funny, no one thinks you're smart.
Man, Sparkle forma de jefe is pure SEXO, especially her moans
>>557239920Even Genshin gets better cutscene animations than HSR, and the main story patches are similarly long now.
>GRIM
did the skin buff her ass or am I tweaking?
4chan is my personal army
Won the 50/50. Now time to save for Sparxibana.
Benzaitengoku is now ancient benzaitengoku
>wage slavery exists on Ahas planetwtf I thought that he was based... i feel wronged
CW Kino
>>557240827You are a mentally ill subhuman.
>>557240830Don't roll for sparxie without yao lmao.
Did jade always spoke like this in JP?
I miss Swannie... uuu...
>>557240886Ironic
I agree that HSR's presentation is bad but we are three years into the game. Why did you stick with this game this long if visual presentation is so important to you?
>Did jade always spoke like this
>>557240787i think the same
>>557240878Sprinkle Blanco rape
Ahatopia
Break soon
>Black Swan leaves the express to go and be with her girlfriendVery cute & canon
>>557240987fucking kek
>>557240891Not rolling your chinky winky
I thought there was supposed to be a sparkle banner?
>>557240954Nothing said to you is ever ironic.No one thinks you're funny >>557241001https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%22Break%20soon%22/100% unique posting style.Mentally ill faggot obsessed with men's assholes.
>>557240909She's sounds more breathy I think? She sounds kind of off but I just took it as her trying to convince the AE
Is using THAT to swap to JPY for better exchange rate safe to do? Don't want to get banned or anything.
>Planar realm...what the fuck is that?
Would your favorite HSR be able to beat a hippo?
>>557240739pretty sure that guy went viral everywhere
>planicardia is himeko home planetEdo star has been killed kek
Why play this game when Wuwa does everything better
A tier all his own now. Rerun soon, hopefully.
Super break
>>557241030>look how her fucking face looks like a soulless robot, that does not express any emotionthis game is doomed!!
>>557241094you can do this basically everywhere on the internet and nobody fucking cares. I fucking used the vpn to scam the website of the vpn company I bought the vpn from
>>557241112>>557241151It's honestly so fucking funny how hard that one thread triggered you, and now it's going to live rent free in your head until you die.
uh oh GODshin's superiority is causing some controversy it seems
>>557241094yeah, just download the free proton vpn and keep changing servers until you get Japanthis might take a while due to cooldown, but it's 100% free
>>557241030Man, Black Swan is never beating the allegations now. NEVER.
mating with sparkle
FUCKING FINALLY
should I redeem?
Double-kun is my safe space
>>557241208>gensharttrust me, no one is jealous of that slop, the wuwa guys at least have something to back up their boasts
>HE IS AWARE
>>557241180Ironic
Hyacine use Solar Beam!
I quickstarted edo starUhhhhhh why does the cosmos looks like that? does it has to do with cyrene and the irontomb battle?
>>557241280Redeem a new character so the free lvl 60 materials won't be wasted
Two break buffs? Seriously?
cum in clara
>who won >who lost
>>557241286>>557241307>>557241319Using proxies to spam will never make you multiple people.No one will ever think you're funny.
>>557241329don't you get them in the form of the universal exchange material?
>>557241286>>557241307>>557241319Why can't you just be normal? No one else acts like you.
>>557241128Was it previously mentioned that she was from Edo Star?
>>557241030
>>557241240>now
We're never getting a villain as good as Lygus again
>>557241260>turned her into a massive racist cartoon againwhy?
knight III was a pain
>>557241340Wuwonnered as usual. HSR has never won against WuWa
>>557241367>>557241406please stop spamming
Noontide Gryphon is basically a sun lion that does a solar beam
>>557241030Still in denial sis?
Tow words: anal plug
All ships are getting content, even Acheswan in the big 2026
>>557241327Background looks like two galaxies merging together
>>557241424No, but she is japanese so it was obviously edo starThis is basically saying edo star no longer exists, it was all just a joke by sparkle because she thought it would be funny
>we're getting an alliance togetherCool.>we want you to be the leaderNow wait a damn minute....
>>557241486>>557241505Stop being obsessed with men's assholes.No one thinks you're trolling. No one thinks you're funny.
>>557241280the only reasonable choice here would be Kafka but that is only if you ever plan to get into DoT meme teams.The rest of the characters don't do shit anymore so i would only get her or more Acheron eidolons if you still use her
>>557241505>>557241530You're so fucking mentally ill it's unreal.
>>557241454Your Asat Pramad who is actually Aha in disguise who is actually Sampo in disguise who is actually Sparkle in disguise?
>>557241128To be fair they never said that it was her home planet.
>>557241454>We're never getting a planet as good as Amphoreus againfixed*
Just full cleared on this account but no third team so I can't do AA. Damn
This enough speed for sparkle?
the first 2d platformer part was peak
>>557241620yeah
https://files.catbox.moe/q9njly.jpeg
>>557241590What's the problem with this post >>557241530
>>557241215>>557241094Use this https://www.umavpn.top/There's a guide there too.
>>557241294>>557241535I prefer HSR overall but this game has worse presentation than Genshin
>Spunkle uses the exact same set as Sundaykino, i have 10 billion left over pieces from getting 160 spd sunday
and i say GODDAMNtier status?
>>557241620Yes but you should get that CDMG up
>>557241506I saw these so far:>Acheswan >Ratpiss>Jade/Topaz>Phaidei>Fuqing>Cerysilens>bird incest
>>557241607Your DPS RMC bwo?
waifufagging black swan in the big 2026 has to be some kind of elaborate masochism
oh this is a ccp and commieslop shill planet huh
>>557241684Miss quote. My bad.
>i'm tired boss. >the story isn't the same when it's so boring to watch soulless statues repeating the same movements over and over meanwhile other gachas...i'll continue this story tomorrow; it made me sleepy.
>Doing SP CW run>Have Yaoguang in the back line>Auto->Skill->Ult->Aha sound->RepeatThis is annoying
>>557241618Funny
>>557241790yuri characters need to be fucked till they become straight thoever, you're kind of a fag if you're not fucking every single yuribait
>>557241576You know for sure JY will get a novaflare eventually.
>Sparkle being racist againI love her
>>557241723Borisin tier
>>557241618Why should anyone think you're funny?
I feel like HSR is becoming a FGO cult.No matter how bad a game is, people are still going to spend money on it.
>>557241506Why the fuck are we pandering to yurifagsI hate this planet already
The fuck are those textures
>>557241454Asat Pramad could be good>the most cruel lord ravager>likes playing the long game and boxing in people until they break down>Aha represents comedy and Asat Pramad represents tragic irony
>>557241735How much more exactly?
Ngl I like when we entered the new region, reminds me of Nod Krai.
>>557241934Only 8 million please understand
>>557241961if he actually wins and mindbreaks the astral express goons i will clap
I cant believe I live in a reality where E1 Acheron is useless and I am considering Sporgle or Kafka E1.
kek, Shaoji does it again
>>557241846You can stop replying to yourself.
>>557241996200+, so just a few more CDMG rolls. More is even better
>play story for 90 minutes>feels as if I'm still at the beginningHow long is this
>>557237960Elation characters create aha in the lineup. Each elation has a way to generate stacks to the aha bar (such as using a skill or attacking). When aha’s turn shows up on the action bar each elation character gets to use their special skill (think of it as a fua for each character that triggers when aha takes action). After aha finishes each elation character gets the banger status. This enhances the some aspect of the characters kit for a certain number of turns. Elation damage is tied to a new stat and doesn’t have traditional ways to increase itSo for Yao she generates her build up on skill and attacks. Her ability during the aha attack hits enemies and debuffs them. Her banger buff is when allies attack she deals elation damage as well. Her ult just forces aha to get an extra turn in the action menu. Hope that helps
>>557241576I was very much lacking DoT for the challenge quest, so I might get kafka yeah. It's probably the most sane option I have to attempt to build a semi useful team
>>557241535There are at least two Chinese "planets" (Xianzhou Alliance and Ruan Mei's) and at least two Japanese planets (Izumo and Edo Star). But she does seem to be from Edo Star (now Planarcadia)
hanabi is the fucking best
>>557241906This guy who's a different person from me thinks it's funny >>557241846
>>557241812You know what game has the fluidest of animations where everyone moves like cartoons
>>557239276I can't plat it with phainon team though
When's Herta going to show up on Planarcadia?
Hot and passionate rendezvous with Sparkle...
>>557242149That's your own post.You're not smart.
THATS MEEEEE
Why are people suddenly complaining about the animation when it's been like this since the beginning?
getting sparkle pregnant as a prank
>>557242160Almost every character has an interaction with another in the map so probably Herta does too
>>557242129Izumo is from where acheron is from right? that doesnt exist anymore by loreBut yeah they killed edo star kek
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jvGUVbDyUq411 MORE DAYS FOR FVARKA
Countless posters are made today
>>557242252The prank is that actually you get pregnant.
>>557240859It got retconned
What the fuck do I do with my Cipher, Archer, Sporgle team now that quantum is not a requirement.
>>557242242Wuwajeet infestation for the next couple of hours. Please understand
>>557242307You try to force "memes" so hard because this is literally all you have in your life.
>>557242242because the beginning was 3 years ago and people expect live service games to actually improve over timelook at the animations at genshin release vs the animations now
>>557240668Roll for it or suffer from horrible ER forever
>>557242328You can let Cipher carry your Acheron
>>557242328isn't that still one of his best team for general use?
>>557242441>>557242441>>557242441
>>557241336you WILL love Miss Firefly- Shaoji
Lollmao even
>>557242365>You try to force "memes" so hard because this is literally all you have in your life.Ironic
>>557242242Played games with better story presentation, so HSR is starting to become annoying to go through.
>>557240050Only schizo here is you. Seek help.
>>557242557Explain how it's ironic. Give your reasoning.
>wasn't sure if I really wanted to get yao guang>throw 20 rolls on her banner, I always do that when I'm in early pity and considering getting the character>luck shit her>throw 10 rolls on the cone banner just in case, it's just pity-building for sparxie's cone>luck shit itnow what
>>557242845ironic
>>557243020Still can't explain anything you say because you're retarded.
>>557243070It's ironic because you're telling others to seek help when you're the one who needs it
>>557243181Why do I need help. I'm not the one trying to attack and harass other posters over on topic game discussion.
>>557242976Wait for Sparxie
