Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9060 - Falling short of expectations Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>557225604
Immersing Tails in a tank of viscous slime that slowly dissolves his fur and skin, while mirrors force him to watch himself die
https://youtu.be/-O3hLjP6ras?si=aRhWYt2zYIeBAyC1
Injecting Tails with serums that heighten his sensitivity, then subjecting him to feather-light touches that escalate into agonizing overstimulation.
Starving Tails of sleep with constant alarms mimicking cracks of loud thunder, driving him to hallucinatory madness.
I like Sonic Rumble, my enjoyment of a product is irrelevant to how much it sells
>Your adventuring days are coming to an end
Girl-failures
Sonic should have a timeskip
How to fuck up a mobile game 101>Create mobile game with popular ip. Bank on large already invested consumer base>Same mobile rules apply, a very small amount of that user base will be 95% of your profit Here's where people mess up>Upcharge. If you're working with a small pool then you have to milk them extra hardNaturally this drives away casual spenders.>Focus on purchasable material and neglect free materials Again, this fucks with casual spenders , driving more off>The casuals start leaving, and community and gameplay starts to sufferThe devs never realize this is happen because they're too focused on their whales >Finally all the casuals are gone and on the strict f2p and whales remain. Whales start leaving because gameplay suffers, and f2p start leaving because gameplay suffers and continues to remain not worthwhile.>EoS and devs learn nothing and the cycle repeats This is basically what rumbles doing.
Curing acne with my semen
>>557264709Is there a single time skip in the history of entertainment media that was considered a good idea?
Leave him alone.
>>557264838Western media? No. Plenty in Japanese
>>557264838Digimon
>>557264961Back To The Future
>>557264961friday le 13th
>>557264803We have yet to see what Rumble is going to do. They are just releasing things as scheduled for now
>>557264838Dragon Ball's timeskip is so famous most of its modern fans don't even know the prequel was a thing
>>557265024i got into dragonball really late and i still watched the original kid goku stuff, how some people can just skip all of that is crazy to me
>>557265012Prices are too high for paid content and f2p content has an extremely shallow cap, something like 3 games a day finishing in last place will cap your rewards, nevermind first. The only endless progress is leveling up and that becomes a slog and the rewards are extremely mediocre. That's all three
>>557264838>
>>557264405
Sheep wife
>>557264590I’m too dedicated to playing Darktide and Space Marine 2 to get into it, I can’t do three grinds at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U28ul9ziu-o
>>557265472Understandable
>>557264640Also, they're into humans
>>557264709Sonic Boom.
>>557264982NTA nice bait, but everyone hated the 02 finale.
>>557265523this nigga's retarded
>>557264640They don't seem to bad. they're just racist against Belle, but that can be fixed.
>>557265641You're not going to believe this
>>557264818Does it really work?
>>557265572They only think our dicks are big because of how small blobians are.I cannot win.
Is ABT a good character designer? His designs are striking, but they also seem divisive.
>>557265356>tie over boobs>boob squish>garter beltHnng
>>557265734And one more reason to completely ignore anything picrel says.
>Fox defending the 02 endingwhy would "everyone ends up married and has nuclear families" appeal to the biggest windfag?
>>557264991kek
Laissez les bons temps rouler
>>557265916Kit stop speaking french
>>557265760You only need to be average and they'd be impressed.
>>557265457
>>557265786I think he overdesigns. His background characters have more going on than the main characters.
>>557265971get him some boudin
>>557265897Tai and Hikari don't get married tho, they just fuck. That's wind coded.
>>557265991I don't even know what "average" is.I'm just gonna keep calling myself small
>>557265786These look great>>557266101>Making characters not generic is over designingShut up
>>557266168Just show your dick to a girl. If she laughs go find a rope, if she gasps and backs away in fear go get a job in the porn industry. Anything in between is "average"
>>557266124Stop. STOP
>>557266289Last time a girl saw my dick was when I was 7, so that doesn't mean shitI don't know how i can get the opportunity to do that
>>557265786Did he design ring girl and her whipped boytoy?
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>557266402
>>557266443.... sucks
>>557266443
>>557265024I don't think Dragon Ball is a good example when there's literally dozens of timeskips everywhere.
>>557266568Nicole....
>>557265786(me)>>557266101I feel like ABT is the only IDW artist whose BG characters get any fan art/fiction.
>>557266040Chest floof needs to be floofier
>>557266638Poppy a darn cute.
>>557266831I desperately need more of that bunny. Has she appeared anywhere else?
>>557266443>mfw my mongoose daughter is a race traitor and marries a human
>>557266676
>>557266425Most likely DeeGeeMin, the artist of that issue.Also>Shipping two characters whose only interaction was happening to be standing next to each other.lol
>>557266983Thought she ended up with Tails?
>>557267031I agree with your sentiment, but these 2 pretty much have no existance outside of standing next to each other at least
>>557266379>I don't know how i can get the opportunity to do thatYou wanna know what worked for me?>*sees her walking by without many people around; we're both heading to our buses*>"If it isn't [her name].. the Girrrl, I wanna Bang!!">*she laughs for a second, then looks left right and comes directly as me, ignoring her friend* "Really?"The next thing I know, I have a girlfriend. It doesn't matter if you're fat or nerdy: girls best respond to confidence. Muster that boldness and just say it. You feel bold? You're over halfway there, my friend.
>>557264709Sonic's timeskip is so famous most of its modern fans don't even know the prequels were a thing.>>557265198No>>557264961Toy Story is built around realtime time skips and it worked really well for it until 4.
>>557267307>Sonic's timeskip is so famoushow is it a time skip if all of them except Amy were still the same age as in the genesis era? No I am not acknowledging nu-classic revisionism slop
>>557267175big if truei don't even have the guts to compliment strangers on their outfits, I'm fucked.
All grown up.
>>557267118She didn't, that was an alternate universe. She's Sonic's hoebag
Douge
>>557267446SA1 takes place some time after S3&K. Long enough for Tails to build a prototype plane, and Knuckles to forget about everything that happened in S3&K. As far as SA1 is concerned Amy never changed between CD and SA1.
>>557227249Galaxian is still a semiactive legacy IP with it being one Namco's most profitable, with constant references in their media and even a Galaga cartoon being floated around. It's still viable.
>>557267118That's not canon. In reality, all mobian women end up with human men
>>557268191This. Also in the canon archie crossover with other comics Sally falls for 2 different human men in a row which makes that fact canon
>>557267723*Ash's
Sex with mobian children
>>557268336She already cheated on Ash with Sonic twice lmfaoooo and all of her songs are sucking archie sonic's dick
>>557268491Mina is so weird wtf
>>557267446>>557267807(me)Also, Knuckles was aged up from 15 to 16. Sonic's age is difficult, because it was originally an age range in Japanese, but Knuckles' age was consistently 15 between regions and was consistently changed for later games.
>has a boyfriend>cheats on him repeatedly>canonically marries someone far younger than herself in the futureMina is a SLUT
>>557268801she doesn't canonically, MXYL is an alt universe. She canonically dies while still a teenager in the genesis wave, still being archie sonic's slut
>>557268491I know Ash looks like a hipster but he's actually a good manager wtf.The AIqueens deserve to trample all over Mina's sense of reality.
>>557268491When did she do that
>>557268607she's easy to understandAmy was an annoying innocent little girl at the time, so Penders wanted an anime waifu version of Amy to suck Archie Sonic's dick constantly instead. She was very "how to draw anime characters" in her early issues. And the writing reflected that>Sonic starts playing sad guitar in front of Mina's house then everyone in the city gathers around and cheers and applauds for him instead of calling him gayactual thing that happened
Mina is the original windfag
>>557268887It's actually an even worse fate than death: she's off-screen as a... an... IRRELEVANT BACKGROUND CHARACTER!
>>557268954Shortly after the slap in the Newspaper issueSlightly later in the Concert issue when Archie Sonic was trying to steal her away cause he was salty about Sally breaking up with him, and Ash finally asked her "Bitch, why are all your songs about SONIC when I'M your boyfriend?" so she broke up with Ash on the spot to go be Sonic's sidewhore like before, then only went back and said sorry when Ash literally attempted suicide over her.Also wanted to cheat when Scourge impersonated Sonic, but thank god THAT time she decided not to be a whore.
>>557268336thanks for reminding me to read this schizoid kino again
>>557269095No she's dead.>butGenesis Wave killed all characters who weren't in the original Satam. Ian said so.
>>557269178Ok but none of these times she actually physically cheated on him, its just cheap drama. Also, ash is a massive whiny fag so I don't blame her for giving him shit
Mina the town's bike
>>557269290>Popstar Girlfriend is obsessed with some spoiled celebrity douchebag's cock>that celebrity douchebag takes the opportunity to waltz into your backstage and try to make moves on your girl>tell her to dial it back a little bitthat's the extent of his "whininess". Sonic had literal unembellished issues of playing sad guitar in his bedroom because "waaaahh i have multiple girlfriends at the same time but SALLY's the girl i REALLY want!!!" while his mom stands outside his door and goes "oh poor Sonic! Woe is him!! Dear let's buy him more guitar picks!"
The Genesis Wave is so horrible. Every Archie original character is dead. The Satam and game characters lived on but the archie characters are dead. All of Sonic and Sally's romantic development was wasted just as it's getting good. But hey I guess Sonamyfags and windfags get to brag about it?
>>557269478Yep!
>>557269290i consider breaking up with someone abruptly then immediately jumping into another man's arms cheating.Maybe you don't but that's just cuckshit with a technicality
Ash Mongoose we know you're in the thread right now
Ash the Cuckold
>>557269467that was not long after the issue of him standing on top of a building crying because Sally was marrying Antoine and yelling how she needs to be with him (immediately after cucking Tails and Antoine both so he had 2 gfs at this time) and trying to break up their wedding.It turned out to be Patch in disguise but Sonic didn't know that he was just a whiney bitch demanding Sally throw away her self-respect and be part of his harem.
>>557267807>spoilerAmy mentions something about beating the badguys together but it's hard to tell if she meant that earnestly or if she was being delusional. I think the intention was the latter, but now the former makes sense overall.
>>557268350Name them for the record.
I recently started translating manga and i'm having a blast. It's like by making a job out of it i'm forcing myself to read stories that are better than the shit we get in Sonic.
If your hero can't solo a door then she's useless.
>>557269849Metal Sonic bros...
>>557269478Blame him.
>>557269478Anon, not everything is about your stupid dead shipping war. I also agree that genesis wave was a horrible thing to do, because it broke everything even further. Fick Penders, fuck Flynn.
>>557269524Ok but he schizoed tf out on her and HE was the one that broke up with her. And she didn't jump in sonic's arms; he rescued her live and she just hugged him as a thank you, that's about the extent of it
>>557267132They aren't even really standing next to each other. The wolf guy is clearly a distance behind the ring girl with his attention veering somewhere else.
>>557269913>Anon, not everything is about your stupid dead shipping war.Sonic and Sally's bond isn't a shipping war. It was one of the most important conflicts in Archie. This has nothing to do with Sonamy and Sonally fighting.
>>557269831Neat. Which one/s you like so far?
>>557269849You're a door.
>>557269973>Mina is trying to cheat on you>getting angry at her is schizoingGTFO Archie ShitnicAsh asked her to say she loves him more than Sonic, she refused.She jumped in Sonic's arms and they agreed to go out on a date IMMEDIATELY. She even calls it a date.Sonic the pissbaby then got all sad when Mina finally stopped acting like a slut for him and sucking his cock and actually started being loyal to her boyfriend Ash at the end.
>>557269467>>557269973Goes for this too. "Making moves" was literally just a hug after not having seen her for ages. I'll give you the song lyrics bht If you break up with someone because you're a fucking schizo and douchebag to all their friends rather than wanting to talk about it like a normal person, what do you expect to happen? He's lucky she took him back, that type of paranoia is a huge red flag
>>557269478They aren't dead, they're just wiped from existence.
>>557270181Whisper you are a NIGGER
>>557270181Silver? Solo'd that door btw.
>>557270075Bond so powerful that it makes Sonic to slow down. Either >"character development"or>"Massively OOC"depending on who you ask.
>>557270084I'm not telling you guys. No offence but I'm weaning off associating with bottomfeeding slopguzzling braindead dysgenic boeotian faggots like you and I don't want you reading my kino with me. No offence.
>>557270256Fucker just lifted it open.
>>557269279>Ian said so.What he says isn't worth shit, especially when it's not his character and she's lawsuit-safe. Let's not pretend some of the more popular non-Penders preboot characters wouldn't have been reintroduced had thereboot lasted longer.
>>557270219NTA That's even deader than dead. They're like Mephiles, but never existed to begin with.
>>557270193Let it be known this is the only pender's written mina arc and it's her absolute lowest point in the comic. Even worse than 30yl somehow
>>557270218Sonic literally walks off throwing a fit at the end because Mina dared stay loyal to Ash instead of going on a date with him. He was making moves on her and invited her out on a date immediately before Ash nearly died.
>>557270340...fair enough.
>>557270453If you actually read the comic you'd know this is supposed to be him being sad because it reminds him of Sally, not because he wants to fuck Mina. Dude never had any actual real interest in Mina
>>557270376any character not made by satam isn't lawsuit safe. they scrapped all the characters because Penders was going to the other authors — including Gabrie — telling them to do like he is and demand rights to their characters.Thus everyone but SATAM were scrapped.
>>557270376Eggman says during the event of the genesis wave that all of the excess matter (the characters who were erased by the SGW) got turned into energy
>>557270575it reminds him of Sally that she...goes BACK to her boyfriend?If you read the comic you'll know Sonic had whole arcs of literally refusing to commit to Sally or Mina and literally fantasising about them fusing into one person because he wanted them both at the same time. If you read the comic you'll know Penders spent this whole entire period trying to make every single girl in the series hop on Sonic's harem, including new OCs like Antoine's ex girlfriend who was made for this era specifically and only to cheat on Antoine with Sonic. You didn't read the comic.
>>557270252
>>557270575Yes he did. He chose Sally at the end but there was a retarded period of him trying to have both Sally and Mina at the same time. Also this is the same period where Sonic was getting with both Bunnie and Fiona because Fuck Antoine and Tails he's jealous because Sally won't be his slut. He was trying to take Mina too.
>>557269849It's not a door, it's a shutter.
>>557270680hot. i hope that energy got turned into plants that got turned into goyslop that got turned into human farts
>>557270893
>>557270995it's what they deserved...
>>557270680man, fuck the reboot
>>557270762>new OCs like Antoine's ex girlfriendHold up, NTA but wasn't Bunnie (from SatAM) his ex before the two married? (And it was anti-antoine/Patch who dumped Bunnie)
>>557270995Excess energy (Elias, Mina, Light Mobius, all other Archie preboot content) got converted into *specifically* the new version of planet Mobius alone. Mina is now one with the forests.
>>557271209Nope. Penders introduced a new Ex Girlfriend from before he was with Bunnie that cucked Antoine with Sonic, and who only existed for that story of how Sonic cucked 'Twon. (Somehow Patch knew about this because they hadn't decided that Patch retcon yet) And throughout Sonic was keeping up the thing with Bunnie, both Fiona and his Mom mention it and neither thinks it's Scummy that Sonic is taking advantage of her grief to schmooz on her.
Sonally has to be the most obliterated ship of all time. Mandated against. Multiple writers, including those who wrote Sonally, stating that it could not work with gamenic. The universe warping space and time to erase any trace that it ever existed. Old statements from Naka that getting married isn't something Sonic. Old statements from Ohshima saying that Sonic would choose Amy. Windfags who will bite your head off if you try and bring it up anywhere. Sonamyfags who will do worse. Sonallyfags accidentally blabbing that they really don't know that much about Sonic's characterization or worse simply having Richmunk exist.
>>557271259one with the dungheap more like
>>557271590Lucky bastard.
>>557271590Gay ship
>>557271414Ok, who was she?
>>557270762Yes, it reminds him because they reconcile and make out, which is specifically what he wants to do with Sally after the slap. I'm talking about REAL interest. Mina was always the one that liked Sonic, sure he played along but he never truly loved or cared about her that way. He was always all about Sally and that didn't change when he literally dropped everything to go kiss her in front of mina, not giving a fuck if she saw because again, he didn't *actually* care about Mina that way despite being flirty here and there. The penders harem shit is retarded but if you're gonna bash mina specifically for his writing, you might as well bash every single other girl too
Oh man, I sure do love discussion of video games in my video game board
Since we're bitching about the reboot. I hate reboot Archienic. I hate him more than preboot and IDWnic. Preboot is so different from the games that he's basically an entirely different person. IDW is a neutered version of the games who talks too much. This one is a weird hybrid of both where he doesn't act like game Sonic but he has all of the weird edge of archienic shaved off. He's an egotistical teen hero with nothing to learn. He has none of Sonic's "hype" qualities either.
>>557271259Mina became the rock that became the copper that became the copper IUD that became the Copper Coil of a cheap prostitute so she can get splashed with smelly yellow cum of various different men who tell that drugged out loose whore they're famous celebrities but really they just have a wad of cash and various STDs so they can use her holes all day all night drowning Mina in their disgusting semen like a dirty whore.It's what she would have wanted.
>>557271757her name was Tatiana.
>>557270680>>557271259I mean, they didn't SPECIFICALLY say it was Mina, etc...
>>557271886What the shit. That girl Sonic is carrying around looks identical to Silver's baby sister from Evan's fanfic
>>557271803Sonic literally had whole arcs of refusing to get with Sally because he wanted both Sally and Mina. He only cared about Sally seeing him kiss Mina because Sally heckin cried and ran off, and Sonic wanted both of them canonically in that very era.He was always a self-insert for loser men that want a harem, and Mina was always just his sidehoe, and that whole arc he's trying to mack on every girl in all of Knothole and specifically getting sad and whiney because Mina ran away from their date to spend time with her actual boyfriend instead.Mina is a slut for Sonic because he's a celebrity, she has no loyalty and no good character, she's canonically just a vapid excuse for Sonic to have a simping sidehoe with no self-respect.
A hedgehog credit card
>>557272049It IS Silver's little sister
>>557271803NTA I do bash every single other girl too. Don't pretend Mina was any different, she was just being used to give Sonic a harem who all worship him for existing. Ash was right to be mad at her for being a loose strumpet
>>557272245Nicole...
>>557271882I'm worried about the new Castlevania, obviously another reboot to capitalize on the newer Netflix audience, but it can't be worse than Lords of Shadow.Sonic The Hedgehog
>>557271882Cry about it, oh wait you already are!
>>557272245To be fair Archie Sonic kinda acts like what someone like Sonic would act if he was a normal teenager, instead of a spiritual hermit wind monk of the mountains or some shit that game Sonic is.
>>557271882Sonic has only shitty games to discuss, so we talk about the Comic characters.But the Comic characters are even shittier.
Saying Sonic is sad because it's sweet seeing Mina finally leave him and be loyal to Ash kinda loses its credibility when he cucks Tails to the point of Tails acting suicidal and doesn't feel one bit guilty or sad about it. Archie Sonic doesn't feel sadness, he feels butthurt that Mina isn't sucking his cock for 5 minutes.
>>557272049>>557272383Vennie a cute.
Wow so Archie is OOC and Sonally is insanely bad and rapes Sonic's personality nothing new here
So how's your day going so far
>>557272364
>>557272829Why is she disabled
>>557273035Metal Sonic sliced her spine or something IIRC.
>>557272575I was never that much of a douche as a teenager. Some kids just never got spanked by their parents and they should have.
>>557272898I am so fucking jealous. I want a bodypillow of my own.
>>557273249
>>557273321sonic's cool, but i don't want a bodypillow of HIM
>>557271886Nah, I thought he was cool. Preboot Archienic was a douche.
>>557273437Who do you want one of?
>>557273628You can laugh
>>557272898stray cats have been pooping infront of my door and i am sick of mopping
>>557271886What most anons here won't admit is that IDW is Rebootchie 2.0, sanding off the awkward vestiges of Prebootchie, and is actually better for it.
>>557273965HMMM........
>>557273991BB gun
>>557272049They also made a cameo in IDW
Ok 'puter, now make this happen at least 3 more times in the games and comics.
>>557274103>silver's sisters watched him get publicly humiliated for no reason
>>557273965NTA but I'd prefer reboot version.
>>557274450Understandable, I usually go for reboot Antoine aswell but I like all his design
>>557274553From preboot, Elias
>>557274479make this the OP of every thread, please
>>557272898>Crops out her lower half so I can't see the stains
>>557274312Evan likes drama. She would make every main character lose a couple of limbs if she could. Except Shadow
>>557274657He busts on her face too bro, he just cleans up afterwards.
>>557269279>>557270593Hold a fucking minute!Holo-Lynx isn't a SatAM character. In fact, was introduced by a Sabrina the Teenage Witch writer/artist, of all people.>but that's just NicoleIn the original story, it's an lifelike evolution of Nicole; once the synthetic hologram loses power, she's back to being bits and bytes in her hardware. It's practically a separate character from the computer. Also, Nicole's alterego in SatAM was planned to actually be a human.
>>557275172Isn't satam nicole a human
>>557275172>>557275405>was planned to actually be a human.sauce? calling her a "girl" is not enough. Sally and "Dulce" are also "girls"
>>557275172they explained this in their shitty podcast.Was something like they originally only agreed to let her handheld stay, but acquiesced that since her body is just a projection of the SATAM handheld she can come back if redesigned. Don't quote me on that I heard it on a retard's podcast years ago called the bumblekast
>>557275578bucktooth rouge lmfao
>>557275405>>557275581Ben Hurst wrote that Nicole sealed off her "human" side once she enacted her chess-plan against Robotnik, though we'll never know for certain if the word he was really searching for was "sapient" instead, since he had other ideas for where the rest of the humans were.
>>557275652
>>557274052Rediscovered Frontiers treats it that way.
>>557275581Nicole is repeatedly referred to as a human in the draft for season 3 but its not clear if Ben Hurst meant that her species was human or using human in place of "person"
>>557273991I usually kill stray cats with poisoned food or grinded glass in their food if i want them to suffer
>>557264361>kek at shitga
Ian the reference man
>>557258418>>557275893>Rotor had two love interests and neither were homo>Antoine wasn't supposed to end up with Bunnie>Sonic & Nicole were the endgame windshipDid Archie always sit on a coopted throne of lies?
>>557276850what the fuck is wrong with you? I hate it when cats poop on my door but this is too much. I was thinking of using strong smelling stuff like naphtha balls that fucks with their sense of smell instead so they don't feel like coming near my place...
Why is she wearing chocolate? She's going to get eaten by male hedgehogs. Is she stupid?
Rewatching SatAM makes me like Antoine out of spite. Dulcy can burn in hell, dumb rubber-lipped dragon bimbo.
>>557277096When we say everyone was OOC in Archie we mean the Satam characters too. Nicole in SatAM was supposed to become a terrifying demigod.
i need to say nigger.i need to say nigg.eri need to say nig.gernigger n.igger NIGG,ER NIGG+ER NIGGERDOWWWWWWWWWW
KEK at sega and slopnic team
>>557277732>Nicole in SatAM was supposed to become a terrifying demigod.It wasn't THAT far off...
>>557277132Death to all stray catsStray cats HATEFUCK stray cats
Sonic should have villains with this feelhttps://youtu.be/8bOlBAdPcrI
Satam nicole bugs me. According to Ben's notes her human emotions created a situation where every simulated future ends with her gaining the ability to forcibly make world peace. That is her human side doing that, not her tech side. Isn't that... evil?
>>557277738Tails off his meds
https://youtu.be/i4w2JNkfEQY?si=oduD1_L552-iB-pp&t=8010Evan explaining why Amy is dead in Ghosts of the Future
>>557277738>the one friend that's closest to Shitnic>becomes more retardedEggman was always right.
God of War got FOUR games announced. FOUR. At the SAME TIME. One released TODAY same day as it was announced cause they just wanted to style on everyone.Sonic has NONE. Sonic's a fucking LOSER. a fucking LOSER. Sonic's only kept alive by Sega to cover up for Yakuza owning Sega's Pachinkos. Sonic's a fucking failure pretender LOSER.
>>557278237>Why should we care about that hogpiss that only the mentally ill gajin enjoy KONOYARO?
>>557278170>Killed by MetalBased.
>>557278170>Crucified Silver>Killed AmyHer version of Metal Sonic gets more shit done than the real one
>>557278602>What is lovebaby don't hurt me... no really please don't.
>>557279076heh.
>>557265786>Is ABT a good character designer?No. He's a generic furfag that overdesigns characters. Everyone he makes is out of place next to Sonic.
>amy dies alone killed by metal>didn't go into it because that was too darkwhy the fuck would you write that then
>>557277392
>>557278602I feel like this is referencing something but dont know what
>>557278237
>>557279707
>>557279736PSME
>>557279736>This line is from Ulquiorra speaking to Orihime in the anime Bleach
>>557279508To explain why Amy wasn't in her story. Duh.
>>557280059yeah, I thought so.
>>557280169the story is 200 years in the future. there is no reason to kill off amy.
Archienic has every single flaw as Korra and the only reason he gets away with it is because he looks like a famous videogame character
>>557278973>fan Metal: Kills and maims>canon Metal: roadkill on a highway
Oh my GOD it's METAL Sawnick AAAAAAA
hooooooonkmimimimimimihooooooonkmimimimimimi
>>557279707GOOD HEAVENS
>>557278016It's almost like these concepts were darts being thrown at a wall and it needed additional eyes to workshop.
>>557280278Evan killed off all of Sonic's friends so Sonic could be angsty as a ghost.
4 major titles:Puyo puyo fever 2Persona 5: perdona editionYakuza pachinkoTotal war tenseiThank you for your support in 2026
>>557281294Good thing we have the west picking up the slack
>>557280878NO PEDONIC
>>557281357COME HERE BUNNY ITS TIME TO RACE MIX
>>557278016There's really zero hint of the series-revival plot in the two existing seasons, which leads me to believe it was made up after the finale.>Nicole and Sally share the same voice actress = Nicole simulating her end user>Sally starting to use slang after being around Sonic more = more of the same, learning copying her user's mannerisms>Sally's father in the episode "Drood Henge" is said to have input royal-secret programs in Nicole that decrypt when she's "of age"And that space satellite is a plothole waiting to happen. As far as I'm concerned, she's a computer. Always was. Unused concepts is unused concepts.
>>557282310sonic is my nigga!
I don't know what to draw for the next whiteboard. Maybe it's time to go for some safe lewds
>>557282914Draw handholding
Any chance for the yuri combo to become game canon?
>>557282964hmmm I will consider it
>hands
>Crossworlds didn’t get a sales updateWhy did they have to try to pick a war with mario?
MINA AND NICOLE GLOVELESS HANDHOLDING
>>557283201
My heroes!...and some blue rat
>>557281351The west is literally doing nothing but making a shitty comic and side media that will never be acknowledged in the mainline games.
>>557283383It's honestly crazy Sega didn't put Sonic as a DLC demon in Shin megami tensei yet
>>557265786his magnum opus is a white sheep with big breasts named lanolin. he's not exactly creative
Japan will keep Rumble alive
>>557284075that dude was saying it's having trouble keeping its player base and those who remain are not paying for the in game shit
>>557284181Bros, why is Sonic so uninspired...?
>>557283541That's because Sega isn't whipping Atlus hard enough after manging to make them bring their games onto PC + other systems.
>>557284348hellokitty (boys)
>>557283335They shot themselves in the foot making it $70 for base game alone. That MK slander ad was just to make annoying people online clap.
>>557284181Well if they removed Sonic Blitz from the store instead of releasing it as soon as possible it's because they don't want to release another failure do they?>Breath for the wild->FrontiersThis is such a bad take. But I already talked a lot about all the things Breath of the wind took from Ubisoft, I'm not doing it again
You should never give a child character any valentine related outfit when the fanbase is full of neckbeards, what the fuck were they thinking?
>>557284526>70Crossworlds is on sale and has been on sale for months already.
>>557284181
>>557284659>what the fuck were they thinking?that mplyies these people think at all when making decisions.
>>557284835am i overestimating again?
>>557284701The base game was $70 at launch and you had to go to 3rd party for sales. The sales from Sega are relatively recent. There were too many people that didn't want to spend nearly $100 on the full package and I'm willing the bet they really didn't want to do that if they got a Switch 2. MKW being the wiisports of this gen and CW being $70-90 at launch is and will always be the issue.
Ever since millennials and journalists attacked the franchise in the 2000s, Sega + Sonic Team believed that the only way for the Sonic IP to thrive is to copy other franchises and use nostalgia bait.>ColorsLiteral Mario Galaxy ripoff.>Sonic 4 EP 1 + 2Meant to ride on the retro revival craze of the early 2010s(NSMB Wii, Megman 9 + 10, Street Fighter 2 HD) >Lost WorldLiteral Galaxy ripoff again.>GenerationsNostalgia pandering.>ManiaNostalgia pandering. >ForcesCopying Archie/SatAM themes while using nostalgia pandering.>FrontiersBotW rip-off.>Superstars Nostalgia pandering.>Shadow GensNostalgia pandering + movie promotion.
>>557264803>Release the game in most territories>Hold off on the release in some major markets, for example the US (the market with the biggest fanbase) (also the market that beta tested the game for them)>Keep updating the game constantly for the markets that do have it>Delay the release multiple times for those markets that don’t have it and never say why>Still update the game for the markets who do have it>Market the game in front of movies saying it’s out in countries where it isn’t>Give a new date and say it’s the final delay>Delay it again, this time indefinitely>Say it’s to finish the features in the next update>Game is updated within the week with no launch>Host a QnA>Say they want to release the game “the players deserve” although the game has already been released in most of the world>Say the in game events happening for the markets that do have the game have the chance of being one-offs and not return for the full launch>Host events based on American sports even though the game isn’t out in America>Start releasing merchandise for your game even though it isn’t out in most countries>Have promotional giveaway codes (WITH AN EXPIRATION DATE) inside of a separate console game despite your app not being out in most countries>Only changes made were a new hosting server, new languages, and more expensive in game purchasesThis is legit some of the worst communication and public relations I’ve ever seen a game have
>>557284769>fell below expectations>they thought a half-finished live service game which is a copycat of a more popular title could be sustained by a small global audience of hardcore fans>all of the in their 30s because A) they're the only people with money and B) what kind of child ask mom for shit outside fortnite?
>>557285582they were probably betting on movie audience
>>557285426That shit genuinely pissed me off because it just proves these numb nuts have absolutely no idea what the hell they're doing 90% of the time.I am not aware of any other situation like this.
>>557285670movie audience is casuals and "soft" fans with more interests outside gacha slop... such as tranime gacha slop
“Sorry Kit. Can’t go to the waterpark today. They’re having mechanical issues with the filters.”>“B-but… but you promised!”
It makes me feel a bit on edge to remember that this franchise was basically dying until the movies, Iizuka admitted it. So what happens when the movies end? Several recent Sonic products performed below expectations, didn't they?
>>557286190Then they'll just have to start locking the FUCK in and make actual competent products. nuff said
>>557286190Region locked mobile games and a racing spinoff that was too expensive.
>>557286190We go back to being barely marketable, forgettable shovelware. Maybe a new cartoon every so often.
By the time the movies end, the kids who grew up watching them will have more influence than Ian's generation of satam fans.
>>557286420I forgot about Superstars too. I genuinely always forget that game exists.
> Not added to Rumble> Game flopsThere are no coincidences
>>557286607Movie fans will grow out of the franchise and never look back like normal people.
>>557286190it's meta era again, then slowly cannibalized by more competitive products.
>>557286135Pauvre ti bête. Get him a beignet.
What the FUCK do you mean that Tangle was only created because Ian Flynn didn't think any of the pre-existing female characters were competent enough to go on their own adventures?
>>557286190GamefagsComicfagsTvfagsWindfagsKneel to the all mighty Movienic
The people are not yearning for Oppression Tails, man. I'm sorry.
>>557286912> Then she was forced into being a manipulative lesbian> Paired with the worst possible characterIt's always the tomboys that suffer
>>557287016
>>557287064>thing that never happened>thing that was intended and successful
>>557287064I wonder if these people realise there are no tomboy lesbians. The second you make a tomboy lesbian she becomes a Butch. Them’s just the rules
>>557286912It's the truth, there was also a screenshot somewhere of ian admitting that.Whisper is the same, just a fat nigger lesbian inteoduced by a fat lesbian whitoid named evan, you can see it's tumblr slop because they're overdesigned bullshit and are written as self insert.They follow a steven universe philosophy without reason.
>>557287247> "And if it did happen, that's a good thing"
>>557287243
>>557286827Antoine...
>>557287467I think Antoine would have a conniption fit if he ever saw a cajun.
>>557286287If they were capable of locking in, they would have done it again already like with Unleashed
>>557286190>gamesfor faggots>comicsfor gay faggots>the tv showsfor old boomer faggotsMovies rule this world
>>557287538Surely he'll get over it eventually.
>>557287424I was honestly shocked to hear that they were spitballing that idea for a potential sequel miniseries. Like they have be addicted to writing unfitting melodramatic garbage to go in that direction or to even entertain the idea.
>>557287860i still can't believe hope is both in real life and canonically the oldest person in this image. She's 16 years old and debuted before Shadow and Maria.
>>557287538His kids will be cajun.
>>557283338
>>557287860These EVIL EVIL women just RAPED that little boy. What the fuck.
>>557287860>White women be like
>>557287234Schizover
>>557288129>Get raped by a group of women once>Lose your mindWeak
Mina still has more porn with Tails than any other character. Get to work.
>>557287740I dunno why you're glorifying the movies that much. They're literally 90% kids content with the remaining 10 being the decent action scenes. Sonic movie 3 was no exception. Movie eggman is anything but his original game counterpart.
>>557288274That one Tailsfag should draw him with hot wolf women.
>>557288423Lupe has almost no porn
>>557288274>Do it for meBelt to ass
>>557286190Release the Sonic music band Gorillaz style already
>>557288494fuckFUCKCRUEL CRUEL WORLD
>>557264590Are those emotes ripped from the game
>>557288274I only ship Mina with thunderstorms.
get ready for when sonic movie 7 happens
>>557287059Yes they are
>>557288617kek
>>557288404The games are also kids content my guy
The sonic movies would be so much better if sonic had a characterization similar to Xnic
>>557288494>>557288576Be the change you want to see, like the Sonia AI guy
A Sonic fighting game developed by the Thems Fightin Herds guys or the DBZ Fighters guys would be really cool.
>>557285916they probably don't know that. their thought process might have been>6 gorillions in the theater which is more than the 2 gorillion from movie 2. so that's at least 5 gorillion potential customers
>>557288884The Sonia Ai guy needs to be stopped immediately. Every single day he makes 40 more Sonia Ai incest pics. Why? Doesn't he have fap material for any occasion now?
>>557288835True, but there are two types of kids game. Games that are made for kids and games that are intended for kids but can be enjoyed by an older audience. Sonic is definitely the latter imo.
THERE WAS NO "PROBLEM" WITH AMYS CHARACTER, SHE WAS CUTE, SILLY, FUNNY, AND CHARMING, HER WANTING TO DATE SONIC WAS A GOOD RUNNING GAG (literally) AND THERE WAS NO REASON TO STOP DOING IT OTHER THAN SOME FUCKING FEMINIST OR JEW OR BOTH WHO NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAMES COMPLAINED ABOUT IT AND COULDNT ACCEPT THAT NOT ALL ART EXISTS FOR THEM SO THEY DESTROYED SOMETHING I CARE ABOUT.I WANT AMY TO BE OBSESSED WITH SONICI WANT SONIC TO RUN AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE HE THINKS SHES ANNOYINGI WANT IT TO BE A FUN RUNNING GAG LIKE IT WAS BEFOREI DONT GIVE A FUCKING FUCK ABOUT ((((CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT))))) FUCK THAT SHITGENOCIDE ARCHIEFAGS, GENOCIDE IDWFAGS, GENOCIDE SAT-AMFAGS, GENOCIDE (((CONSULTING))) FIRMS, GENOCIDE (((ETHICS DEPARTMENTS))), AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NUKE ISRAEL.
>>557289078I’d say the movies are the latter as well
>>557288884I gotta get better at drawing pr0n
Why is Mona associated with thunder storms
>>557287243>>557287446>>557287860My husband...
>>557288274I checked on E6 and Sonic has way more porn with Mina than Tails does. Also most of Tails’ ones aren’t even Tails x Mina they’re just archie groupshots or her there as a background character.
>>557289492No, he's usually with Joker
>>557289545Niw imagine if Sonic was an ICE agent instead
>>557288274>>557289545I also now checked on R34Tails and Mina has only 3 pages, Sonic and Mina has 5. And given many of Tails’ aren’t even them paired, Sonic has basically TWICE as much with Mina thwn Tails does.
Your narrative? Shattered.
>>557283023Only if we're really lucky.
You have two houses to choose from. One is full of shippers, the other is full of windfags. You have to live in one for a year. Which is it?
>>557290197I'll take the ship for $500, Alex.
>>557289927How many of Sonic’s are shameless harem pics like this?
>>557288030IRL The only girls I met who were bigger Shadowfans were las mexicanas.
>>557290197Which of the two would be more likely to pound my butt?
>>557290327Kys blueskynigger
>>557290197The shippers. If nothing else, I will be most entertained.
>>557289927Amy is more in character here than in all of Archie
>>557290197Staying at the windfag house. No way am I going to go near a shipper let alone a house full of them
>>557290197Shippers.
>>557288673Her first.
>>557290354Not that many. Most of those are probably sfw and on twitter
Still have 407 red rings for the next skin.
>>557290610Ew god look at her teeth. Look at her tongue did she steal those out a crematorium?
>>557289189
>>557290327ooc, Vector is banging Espio every night
>>557290730they're perfect...
>>557289543see >>557272983You know the rules.
>>557289927Sonicfags should be mad at this because it's our of character
>>557290442That explains a lot
i dont know what a windfag is but the fact that everyone is voting for shippers is scary
>>557290610Creamfags have it easy. Try getting a legendary Shadow skin every week
Is it bad business to do business with Sega?
>>557291369sonicfags (the character) who want sonic to always be in character using japanese game sonic as a mold
>>557291369Imagine the stinkiest possible human being.
>>557291369I can talk about multiple ships and have fun, windfags generally don't come across as fun to talk to.
>>557291469Sega isn't to blame here though. If anything, Rovio didn't know how to adapt to the market
>>557291369Windfags are mentally human beings who think Sonic should be some kind of messiah who goes around the world doing miracles
*hides your post*
>>557291451That's the good side, The bad side is that cream only has one legendary skin for now.
>>557291369Imagine the most joyless autist you can think of.
>>557291745i love when people say that you like [Insert thing] you hate Sonicyeah man totally
>>557291837Isn't that what Sonic Forces says he is
>>557291482It's not even necessarily Japfag (although there is overlap with the windfag). Sonic is REASONABLY windy in the DiC cartoons (50/50 depending on who's writing that day) and Archie was surprisingly close until they realized they had to continue past the Endgame arc (issues 47-50) and had no idea how to write a post-Robotnik Sonic.
>>557291876?
>>557291837No, windfags are literally just people who like Sonic.If you like Sega Sonic games, you are a windfag.
>>557292012I can't speak for Archiefags but to my knowledge the late 90s/early 2000s romance drama era of Archie is hated WITHIN the Archie fandom isn't it? Archiefags hate it and windfags hate it. The difference in reception is that windfags also hate the Ian Flynn era romance stuff while Archie fans love it.
>>557291840
>>557291369It's literally just seething Archiefags mad their comic is dead forever, so instead of leaving they stay and harass fans who like the mainline series.
Saying you hate "Wind" is saying you hate Sonic.
>>557292137Pretty much. The rides on /v/ and /co/ even refer to it as the dark ages.
>>557292190archietards deserve archieschizo and randomfox.
>>557291745He's right. You always get mad at him and insult him, but you don't say he's wrong.
>>557292087Beta exclusive until they decide to release it.
>game and jp purists are still being confused for windfags
>>557292531Literally all the same brand of cancer
"I hate the main character trait Sonic the Hedgehog has had for longer than I've been alive."Can someone explain in detail how this isn't hating Sonic?
Can't we all just get along?
I’m a Transformersfag that’s gone through like 20 different iterations of the franchise so you faggots being so split on like three brackets always perplexes me
Silver's cum rags
>>557292603kill yourself archiefag
>>557292531Doesn't that just mean they're right?
>>557292635Getting along means giving up, giving up means letting them win the narrative, letting them win the narrative means Sega might listen to them, Sega listening to them means I lost. I will never give up
>>557292671The iteration argument doesn't work with Sonic since the Sonic from Sonic 1 is very much still around as a character and all of his character traits were conceived in japan around that time. He did not get rebooted and replaced with Archie or SatAm. Those are out of character spinoffs made by people who don't respect the franchise.
>>557292787Yes, the only people who hate them are fans of media like archie, idw, and satam. shippers especially hate windfags because sonic doesn't want to be tied down.
>>557292668>Self-proclaimed girlfriendNo wonder he can't stand her.
A real windfag, gamefag, jpfag agrees that manga and anime are the only worth mediums.And they even don't consume non Sonic west media.Ban western cartoons, comics, literature, tv shows, films, art, food, culture from this site.
>>557292774Notice how all of them are: lesbian or look like lesbians
Randomfox said the Digimon 02 epilogue was good. I'm not joking. He actually liked that shit.
>>557292635nowarwar keeps us goingjoin the fight or perish.
>>557292865Subhuman windfag detected
>>557292774Oops, I mean Silver's handlers
Reboot Sonic as 100% japanese.Sonic being bad is west sabotage.
>>557292995You’re beginning to sound red, and I mean you sound like you prefer a hammer and sickle over a hamburger.
>>557293043
Archie ended up retconning Sonics love life so didn't windfags get what they wanted?
>>557292860hey faggot. your JP™media is literally not selling anything (below expectations KEK). one day they will just give up and allow a free for all.
>>557293141Anime website
>>557293258Frontiers 2 will sell 5 millions
>>557293218Yes but it still lives in their heads.
If west Sonic wins then anime, manga, japan and 4chan loses.We must stop this.
Sure feels good to love a CANON PAIRING that is CANONICALLY SUPORTED BY SEGA and didn't make Iizuka annoyed and didn't need a SUPER GENESIS WAVE (you deserved that) and is completely fitting for Sonic's wind freedom natures!
We must defeat the communists to save our Christian franchise.
>>557293181The shitposting must continue.
>>557293396>we
>>557293370...over 10 years
>>557293413sure thing. but>sonamyugh...
KILL AOSTH NIGGERS SONIC IS NOT LOONEY TUNES
>>557293547You're right, he's Felix the Cat.
Sonurge is dogshit
>>557293043There's more to that image, isn't there?
soanmy is ass. honestly
>>557293546Cry faggots. Sonamy is obvious at this point
>>557293425Too bad, Japan isn't buying so we have to appeal to the Chinese market if we want to sell more
>>557293547*throws cream pie at you*
Anime saved animationManga saved printed media
>>557293502lel
>>557293502>Who is best waifu?These are the questions that keep me up at night.
I wish i was born japanese
>>557293765oh nooo. oh nononono...
>>557293839I used to hate these dweebs but now I look on them fondly.
>>557293687Sonamy haters don't understand the characters and are obsessed with Archie
Gamefag = Person who prefers Sonic games. A gamefag believes Sonic is a video game franchise, which it is, therefore the games matter most. A gamefag is also a likely windfag. A gamefag may or may not be a JP purist.Windfag = Person who prefers Sonic's canonical personality. A windfag believes Sonic is like the wind, which he is, meaning Sonic isn't tied down by any relationship, organization, or ideology. He just does what he wants. A windfag is also likely a gamefag or a JP purist, as wind is most prominent on the JP side and in the games.JP Purist = Person who prefers the Japanese Sonic products. A JP purist believes Sonic is a Japanese franchise, which it is, so SoJ's interpretations matter most. A JP Purist may or may not be a gamefag. A JP Purist is likely a windfag.
>>557293951Friend Zone Act Two
>>557287860SHADOW'S PUREHE WOULDN'T DO THIS
>>557293978don't try to larp as a windfag, sonamynigger. your are as much of a target as the rest.
I need a bestiesona to identify myself with
Kill moviefaggots
>>557293951>bestietard is still alivegoddammit why didn't THAT anon die
>>557294103What the fuck are you talking about? Windfags know and agree that Sonamy is canon
>>557294173That would kill the franchise.
>>557294095Oh, he didn't do anything. They did it to HIM.
>>557293954They feel the same about (You).
I would not even play a good sonic game if it was made by the west
>>557294210"windfags" as other sonamyfaggots playing a little larp? get outta here
Sonamy won
>>557294251EVEN SO HE'S STILL PURE!!!!
>>557294285
Sonic has to whore himself to the normies with the movies because you fucking freaks are too poor to buy his games and comics
>>557294348You're trying to spread a narrative that Sonamy is against the wind stuff idiot
Reminder sonic having bad games is west sabotage because anime and manga was winning the war.
>>557294364They'll fix that!Shadow shall be corrupted inshallah
>>557294441I am not not poor. I respect my hard earned money. I only give it in exchange of quality service / content
Westies are getting uppity lately. Maybe I need to link up with Randomfox.
>>557294554Jap content is always quality
>>557294652What is the point in bringing an autistic man child here who just seethes about Sonally for hours
I told my friends that I wish I wasn't alone for V*lentines Day, and apparently 3 girls were hitting on me the last time we went out to a bar but I couldn't tell. I guess I'll be here with you guys...
Everything I dont like is "world emisphere" sabotage
>>557294251Why havent you killed yourself already
>>557294539NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
If you like AOSTH Robotnik and Pingas you hate Sonic
>>557294681I like Japanese media. non-Sonic japanese media. the sonic ones have been lame recently. recent west sonic media is not any good neither. I am here for the shitposting and the older shit
>>557294441Kid franchise and kids don't like playing games or reading anymore they'd rather watch movies and maybe a video of someone else playing the game and explaining it to them. Games are for manchildren and comics are for alphabet people.
>>557294717You can have a pity hug and one kiss on the cheek.
>>557294810Yeah no shit, I hate that spiny blue pincushion.
If you don't like windnic then you hate Sonic
>>557294868you dropped this
>>557294742I exist to spite wrongoids (you).
World would be better if non japanese people were exterminated.
>>557292786You wish I liked Archie retard
>Sonadow is the 5th most popular ship on Tumblr>Sonamy is 91sSonic 4 is not gonna save that lol
>>557295034we can start with (you)do a backflip on your way out
Imagine hating the japanese on a japanese hobby board
>>557294848see >>557294991
Why do woke people support colonizing a non-white franchise?
Imagine liking westshit on a japanese board.
China will take care of Japan.
>>557294707Because gatekeeping is good
>>557295281>>557295320This is a Mongolian board.
I wanna impregnate Hope.
>>557295320>Literally listening to this when reading this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ggI4dlQ0Ac
>>557295147>sonadowgross>sonamyugh
>>557295273Hot bod.
It’s still not at 2 million?
Why do you have a problem with Sonamy
No woe
>>557181853Oh? No... ooooh my god...Can /sthg/ do what Wikia can't and identify what's wrong with this page? No hints.
>>557295378"Hope" you get the chance.
>>557295440the canon dynamic is too repetitive and all the hypothetical fanon dynamics in fan art are cringe.
>>557295147>ignoring stobotnik at 14
Shipping doesn't matter because even if it's canon someone will just ship the characters with someone else, that's just how it is. Canon is just 'Well my dad says that Team Red is the best team in the world, SO THERE'.
>>557295378
>>557295906What did he see?
>>557296006Someone dumped out a perfectly fine bowl of gumbo.
>>557295924YeahMoviefags and gayfags wonBut mainly gayfags because even without the movie Sonadow would mog Sonamy
>>557296006He found out the water in his body was once in dinosaur piss.
>>557296096Biggest oof.
>>557295930unironically true, at the end of the day these are all fictional characters and worlds and we're all writers.
>>557296215They cute.
>>557295930Sonia is for Tails
Sex with Cream for Valentine's DayNo rubber
>>557296175Poor fella.
>>557296374Can I watch?
>>557294026I am all 3 + Robotnik PoopsThat's all the Sonic content I consumeAosth is also the western Sonic show while weird as fuck feels the closest to the games. Sonic going on episodic adventures around the world, exploring colorful fantastical landscapes with variety of people and creatures that's not just animals and stopping Eggman plans for world dominationI wish Aosth was the only western Sonic show in the 90s cause it somewhat Sonic right. Stuff like Satam and Archie has done way too much damage to this series by creating a sections of fans who wants Sonic to be something it never was and tries to force their stuff into the games. Satam also has created the worst and most autistic people in this fanbase
>>557296374Tails...
>>557295620I HOPE so.I wanna PLAP her fat butt.
>Sonic RangersSince we know that wasnt the title for Frontiers, how Sonic Eclipse will be named?If we were in 2008 it would be named Sonic and the Shattered Moon or sth
>>557296658
>Acorn Mustang
>>557297025
HoneyFat HoneyFat Honey and her BUTT
Violet will never be a woman.
>>557297242who?
>>557297025lol>>557297036You see this is why Sonic drives a car, because it LOOKS COOL, I'm not even a gearhead and I think stuff like this is exquisite.
Out of Character
>>557297105She's not fat
>>557295553Holy shit... If this were ANY other fanbase, the book author would be SACKED...
>>557296853Sonic is a canon Nintendo player
>>557296576Feel free to watch. https://litter.catbox.moe/kd1k7y.png
>>557297036Sex with mobians in the back seat of a car.
>>557297293
FemWerehog
>>557297491
Shadouge
Creampies are scary.
>>557297105
>>557293413I can't believe Sonic needs running aides (paid by Anton Veruca) to keep running.
>>557294351>allowing Sonamy to happen makes Sonic worse>being around Amy makes every character worseDimps was based.
>>557298260>being around Amy makes every character worsetrvth
>>557297496
>>557298056They're the ENTIRE GOAL of SEX and the REASON you're HERE.
i am a worthless piece of shit
>>557299205we know krack
is it so wrong that I want Eggman to pump load after load of hot, sticky cum inside of Sonic
>>557299205Belle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLCWowxn0eQ
Will Sega ever stop burning money? Can they just, make good game with PC ports that don't have expensive DRM?
>>557299205silver...
i wish i was never born
>>557299739please commit your suicides where you wont be an obstacle to everyone else thank you
>>557299739Yeah well you're here. Get over it and do something with your life.
>>557299867everyone must come with me
>>557299502All games that success are bad according to /v/
There's no shame in opting out.
i hate you
>>557299205We know Woefag
>>557300035The fact that that board came up with the term 'Qualityslop' says it all.
>>557264361>Our Fall Guys clone 6 years after the fad already died didn't meet expectationsGod I fucking hate Sega like you wouldn't believe.
All games that succeed ARE shit.
Eggman pumping copious loads into Sonic
>>557299532I know they aren't actually a thingbut does anyone else think Honey is just, perfectly designed to be a Tails love interest? Entirely by accident.They both got the thing of being a meek mature nerd on the inside.They're both yellowy orange.Honey has wings she may or may not have been born with by freak mutation.Honey's probably more extroverted than any other character too, like her whole gimmick is putting on dresses while fighting and showing off to a crowd
>>557300172I wish Sonic had qualityslop games
>>557300314Meanwhile, Sonic Superstars got a budget of about a $1.95 and (if rumors are true) no Christian Whitehead cause they didn't want to pay him more.
>>557300314I like Fall Guys but I'm just not interested in it anymore, it's really one of those things that requires a friend to enjoy.>>557300574Don't we all.
>>557300637I'd absolutely believe that Sonic Team were so embarrassed about "made by the fans" Mania doing so much better than any of their recent games that they actively fucked Whitehead et al to make their own "Classic" game instead which sucked.
'Member when Hoperetards were telling everyone "SEGA ARE MAKING SPINOFFS OF DA SHITTY FRIENDS!!!" after Frontiers made them cheerleaders yet again?Hope you like your shitty Fall Guys Clone and Shitty TSR Kart, bitch.
don't touch ur peepee
How could i ruin sthg for everyone?
>>557301270Post Katella porn
>>557301157And if rumor is to be believed, they (Sega) tried to claim ownership of Whitehead's Retro Engine. We'll never get the whole story but Stealth's willingness to throw Sega under the bus speaks volumes.
>>557301270post Woe
Niggerdow
>>557301229also Rumble's story is that it's just Sonic playing vs Eggman with some shitty plastic Skylanders figuresSo technically it's only Sonic playable again, lmaoooooooooo
>>557301236Fine I'll touch YOURS
No niggers in this house!
>>557301796Tails saying this will break Sparky's heart.
https://youtu.be/HxVplQr5gn4?si=w_ziQ0Z2Z9TIetr5
>>557301882sparky is not a nigger
>>557301270post sonegg
does Eggy have an innie or an outie?
>>557302196Innie
>>557302196an innieif SEGA wasn't a coward they'd also give Eggman a big fat bulge in his pants
Drowning Tails in a vat of living nanite sludge that eats away at his fur layer by layer, forcing the genius fox to watch in mirrored walls as his soft orange pelt dissolves into bloody pink flesh while his cock stays painfully hard from the aphrodisiac vapor.
Strapping Tails to an examination table and wiring his brain to relive every time he failed Sonic, except this time the blue hedgehog is the one fucking him raw, laughing as the little fox’s body convulses in unwanted orgasm after unwanted orgasm.
>>557302356Like i said, no niggers in this house!
Nevermind, take off your clothes.
Locking Tails in a sensory deprivation tank filled with aphrodisiacs, denying release while projecting illusions of his friends mocking his tiny penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5uG3jlAuDI
Trapping Tails in a centrifuge that spins him at increasing speeds, twisting his twin tails into painful knots while centrifugal force crushes his organs.
Isolating Tails in silence for weeks, then bombarding him with amplified echoes of his own terrified pathetic screams.
Welcoming Tails lovingly into my home and showering him with compliments, forehead kisses and hugs
>The red fox (Vulpes vulpes) is the largest of the true foxes and one of the most widely distributed members of the order Carnivora. It is present across the entire Northern Hemisphere, including most of North America, Europe and Asia, as well as parts of North Africa. Its range has expanded alongside human settlement, with the species having been introduced to Australia, where it preys on native small and medium-sized rodents and marsupials. The red fox is listed as of least concern on the IUCN Red List. Because of its impact on native species, it is also included on the list of the "world's 100 worst invasive species".
>>557301270It’s been ruined since 7/18/2024
>>557302810I love being naked with my friends.
Does anyone have some of those old diamond cutter memes a anon made?
>>557299204Plus it feels good.There isn't a better feeling in the world than raw climaxing with your partner.
>>557303190Headpatting tails all day.
>>557303387i have this
https://youtu.be/7kZGJMFhVo0?si=15ofq_udpswCBiLx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ugiyoAZDISilver and Tails fans can't disprove the weird gay faggot accusations
>>557303717who's that satanic tranny straight out of epstein's laboratory?
>>557303717He has a beautiful voice though
>>557303717>trying to sneak Tails in thereit's SONIC on the thumbnail, bitch
>>557303678He's so cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGn_ddz9us
>>557304130That song is the ending theme of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 which ends with Sonic and Tails flying into the sunset. Ending on a literal love song also used for Sonic and Elise’s story in 06 gives it a romantic undertone.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O93ns1JF4CA
>>557304570Wouldn’t that make Sonic also a fag?
>>557303301>It’s been ruined since 2017ftfy
SHEJUSTWON'TGOAWAY
>>557304731BELLE THE TINKERER WILL SELL OUR COMIC!
>>557303717It’s amazing how heavily Silver is associated with homosexuality despite being packaged with an implied female love interest since day one.
>>557304570This is autism.
fast
>>557304731If you fuck her hard enough, she'll stop appearing.
>>557304570>>557304646Yep.Also these Gay Sonails spammers self-insert as Sonic and hate Tails, we've seen them slip up before. I have no idea why since i'm not retarded enough to comprehend such a tiny brain
>>557304646Yes. His birthday is on Pride Month.
Most useless onahole on the face of earth award.
>>557303657Nice I was thinking of the ones about her abusing duo or the lez joke ones as well can't even remember which thread that was we have so many
>>557304731belle love!
The answer's been staring us in the face, Sonic Adventure 3 needs to be another PSME gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDuASPeuBag
>>557304981The SonTails homoerotic rabbit hole goes much deeper than that.
I am sick of that shitty puppet
>>557303278I see Fiona in the wild on occasion but she always runs away like the saucy little vixen she is.
>>557305354this time with rape, shota and reincarnation included
>>557305354For a brief moment I thought this was Trunks and whats-her-face from Super
>>557305514PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
>>557305541Trunks was based on him. I read that somewhere. At least his appearance was, this shit seriously inspired fucking everything then noone in America has ever heard of it
>>557305117I swear her boobs get bigger every time this is posted.
>>557305167If you self insert as Sonic and ship Sonails…that means you want to fuck Tails
>>557305514Standard female mobian body
>>557305354No, it doesn't. SA1 isn't PSME. SA3 isn't just an SA2 sequel, it'd be a third installment of a trilogy, so that's not a good idea
>>557304909Well in this case. It's because this faggots could shut up about how much of a faggot he was and still is
SNIVELYWhy is that rotten wooden plank on the screen AGAIN?!??
>>557305670probably. I guess that's gay aggression or something lmao. Like lookit this: >>557302453"uurrggghhh, i wanna fuck this fox so bad that i'm gonna seethe about him!"
>>557305707does SA2 have anything to do with SA1? As far as i know they just had Tails and Station Square in a newspaper once then that was it.
>>557305558Fiona is meant to be cute and naked.
>>557305595Trunks was Toriyama reusing Adonis’ design.
>>557306005PSME came out 3 years before these.
https://youtu.be/iUA-GWvRVIo?si=GwbQ6T6bYjD9g0n7
>>557305354I never read the sequel, Rin loses his hotness when he's a regular dad instead of an evil little boy.So uhhhh...Idk Maria reincarnation plot instead. Tails fucks his babysitter. Maybe the Ancients from Frontiers reincarnate as Sonic Worldians and you gotta fight them for da chaos emeruldz.
>>557305881SA2 is built off of SA1 in very subtle ways. Tails saving Station Square is the only direct explicit narrative connectivity, but the lore goes deeper—the ARK has a replica altar, Sonic's segment in Cannon's Core is exactly like Lost World, even thematically, it's Pachacamac = Gerald, Tikal = Maria, Perfect Chaos = Biolizard (06 would follow some of these too), and Chaos = ShadowSA2 isn't the only adventure game, so while SA3 should have some DNA from 2, it should be sharing thematics with both
It’s odd how every character in the movies besides Sonic himself is mostly in line with their video game counterparts.
>>557305354Is this straight shota?
>>557306382yebut the shota is evil, don't trust him
>>557306080Huh>>557306382Yes. They even go all the way and have a kid.
>>557306364Despite their background changing, their current role is the same as the game. Meanwhile Sonic has to be a kid for the family vibes while also saving the world
>>557306341Pachacamac = Gerald = DukeTikal = Maria = ElisePerfect Chaos = Biolizard = IblisChaos = Shadow = Mephiles
>>557306717Yeah thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTX1DH10dA8
>>557306558What a chad
Shion reincarnating into Rin is like if Shadow died in stasis and was reborn as Charmy.
>>557306891He's so cool.It's so romantic using your creepy ESP powers to watch your gf all hours of the day wherever she ishttps://youtu.be/Q5m6SuhCdPQ?t=1097>>557306959Evil Secretly 900IQ Charmy sounds hilarious and cute
>>557306717>Good = Great = Dog shit
>>557306959"You don't understand, Vector, I had to blackmail Vanilla into marrying me because otherwise she wouldn't awaken her memories of her past life as an alien goddess"
>>557306959wait...Charmy and Rin both got braindamage...
>>557307481Rin wasn't braindamaged, he just faked like he was to guilttrip Alice. They showed he was always smart but just was pretending to be a little kid and only his teacher seemed to notice he was always faking his bad grades
YOUR ERECTION SUCKS!
personally i just don't think you can say you know a lot about the Sonic series if you haven't studied the Apocrypha (PSME)
>>557307847I don't have one right now
>>557305891>nakedYeah but she has gloves and shoes here, which is good
boomers era peak character writing was shadowzoomers era peak character writing is belle
PSME is medicore
Shadow spat gum into Maria's mouth without permission and made her cry
>>557308114you mean Sage
I want them to be friends! c:
>>557297491Damnit I missed it!
wonder how many anons are just lurking and what they're waiting for to post something.
>>557308163i'm torn because i know everyone says shadow must always be so so nice to Maria but that seems like such a shadow thing to do
>>557308597Hi, what's next?
>>557306959Shadow wishes he died in stasis.
>>557308540Just lurking while working and join some interesting conversations about games.
>>557306558>>557306959Rin's Crimes:BlackmailMurderExtortionRacketeeringGang ViolenceTortureBreaking and EnteringRapeAttempted MurderStalkingImpersonationAssault and BatteryKidnappingAttempted RapeTerrorismProperty DamagePolitical ThreatsConstructing Weapons of Mass DestructionSpitting Gum in Alice's Mouth
>>557308540I only really reply to stuff
>>557308775still working on those requests from yesterday, they're all drafted and about to start liningthen gonna finish up my Valentine's stuff
>>557308597this is the most off-model picture I've seen of this character posted
>>557308567Shadow wasn't mean like that, but she did annoy him sometimes, and he talks in his usual rude dismissive way to her. And Maria has shown she's willing to get mad at him if it's absolutely necessary.>Why are you screaming my name so damn loud, I bet you're bothering me for no reason again aren't you? B-but it's kind of nice when you hold my hand...
>>557305269
>>557309245Archie was just kinda doing whatever for a while
Sonic fans trying not to rage in public when they see a dwarf (they’re not on model)
>>557308871What if Charmy does the same one day
>>557308871Charmy and Shadow both wear red, black and gold
>>557309480Kill yourself mobilefag
>>557306558I wish a boy did this with me...Though I'd make sure we'd fuck like crazy honestly
The only "kick-butt" female character (if every other female character is an NPC)
Flooding the thread with shotas.
>>557303542It's just chemicals in your brain tho
>>557309557>Bitchdow fails to intimidate Chadmy
Flooding the thread with swamp water.
>>557309508Charmy would never spit gum in Cream's mouth
>>557309680
>>557310058WHO EXPLODED MY TOILET?
>>557310415We are gonna drain the Swamp, Mr Robotnik
Don't drink water from the swamp or the creeks
>>557309680>When Rin turns 12 the author immediately draws him a head taller than AlicePain...She only had 4 years of him at this size
What if we get Surge and Kit in the next Chaotix Casefiles
>>557310529Kit looks like he's been infected with UUUUvirus
MARIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOO MUHRIA NOOOOOOO I AM SO TRAGIC AND SEXY MARIAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa...
>>557310693PSME said the reason Maria/Mokuren haven't fully reincarnated is because there was a device built on the Ark that keeps her spirit locked to it instead of settling on earth
>>557310673If Surge ain’t no hillbilly Rocker and T-Kit ain’t no coonass Mod then I ain’t goin’
>>557309680Me as fuck. But he's on top
*inhale*WHY ARE YOU SO ROUND?!?
>>557310395Mei Mei?
>>557310693canon and IC for Shadow
>>557309467nobody gaf about this character please stop spamming
Only Shadow's warm cum deep inside of me will make me happy.
>>557268147Do people seriously think they could get Flynn ousted with this? Namco and Sega work together all the fucking time there's a 99.99999% chance that if Namco saw that Sega used the Galaga name for an enemy they'd go "haha that's funny it's like our game =)"
GOOD GOD I LOVE /SS/
>>557311491
>>557310316>>557310595>>557311070So cute
Kit be like
>>557305354>>557306558what's the age difference
>>5573118878 and 18
Surge & Kit be like
>>557311921>>557311921>>557311921
>>557311950"hey I didn't say no..."
I would rather die a virgin then talk to a woman.
>>557312030She'll think about it (but is secretly very flattered.)
>>557312151Surge has to insult him after a kiss or he'd be overloaded (maximum Surge approval reached)
>>557312068lol
>>557312396Oh dear, what happens if that happens?
>>557306959Charmy
I'd like to order uuuuh a new thread, with a side of early 2000s cybergoth industrial EBM, thanks.
>>557312825and i'm dumb, they already made it
>>557311684Hngnhh fuck me baby...I want your cum deep inside of me...I'll take care of you, mommy's got you. I'll be the mommy Shadow never had. I'll force so many orgasms out of him he drools.
>>557313041You should post your bra in honor of the Ultimate Lifeform.
>>557311507ok Ian
