monk confirmed (real) editionPrevious Thread: >>556861563>Decklistshttps://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck listshttps://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta reporthttps://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch noteshttps://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks>Deck Trackers & Statisticshttps://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck trackerhttps://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck trackerhttps://heartharena.com/ – arena helperhttps://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper>Misc.https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24245219/deathwing-strikes-back-in-cataclysm-heathstone-s-next-expansion - new expansionhttps://playhearthstone.com/ – official websitehttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wikihttps://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournamentshttps://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker>Helpful Linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex's article on gaming mentalityhttps://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit>Current Hearthstone Event:
I HECKIN' LOVE HEARTHSTONE
I FUCKING HATE HEARTHSTONE
monk will save us (at blizzcon)evoker will cement us
death to monkfags
2026 year of our lord, the year they will finally announce Monk at Blizzcon!!!!Panda time is coming and will be GREAT!!!
>3 threads in 1 monthhave you thanked cora even once?
Warmaster is so fucking bad.Make it 5 drop and then maybe it will be usable.
because of ysera they should print more cards that cost more than 10 mana
I'm actually excited about this expansion, I have not liked the themes for expansions they have been picking for a while but this one seems good. Miss when they used to just take dungeons,raids from wow and do something out of that. It's crazy we still have not gotten Ahn'Qiraj or more of the troll stuff considering how much there is of it in the game.
>it fucking suckLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
thanks cora
>>557301016priest is dead
Yep, I'm going to be a herald chad for this expansions because these fucking SUCK.
>>557301140i though this was 12 damage to face but >minioni think this would heal itself when attacking so it's kinda funny, but doesn't seems too strong
>>557301417yea same. Ill probably end up maining shaman if alakir is good
>>557301016giving it lifesteal would be funny
>>557301016>>557301689if nothing has more attack than it could heal, that would be a full board clear every time lol
Well it has never been more Joever than now. If you play any of these five classes as main i truly pity you.
>>557301016>>557301140>>557301191really seems like something would that wouldve benfitted from becoming stronger via heralding bgl desu
>>557301016blackwater behemoth but dogshit
>>557302358its never been more fucking over
>play maestra rogue to farm elise decks>face 3 aggro decks in a row>switch back to DK to farm the aggro decks>face 3 elise decks with better draws in a rowi am slowly losing my sanity
>Half the classes (DK obviously among them) get to be Deathwing with a cool buildaround archetype attached>The other half get a lame throwaway mechanic unironically called "SHARTER"This doesn't seems very fair.
>>557304693dont forget the deathwing heropower thats literally just give your hero 5 attack this turn. very cool and balanced. kill yourself cora
>>557301191>>557302593they really are out of ideas uh>doesn't even go facenot even viable for funny otks
how can you take an awesome idea like colossals of sunken city and then make this obnoxious horrible shit cards? sunken city colossals would see play even nowadays, all the aspect colossals will not even see play unless buffed on release... But whats worse is surely the other cool side of the classes will have the good colossals surely.
>>557301016unironically better if not attacking minions (hello blob)i guess its antiaggro shit useless vs control
>>557306575they are not good at their job. that's literally it
>>557306575give me the leviathan backone of my favourite cards ever printed
maybe there will be a neutral colossal as good as neptulon
>>557306575But Ragnaros is good though?
>>557308092It's of the privileged kids faction.
Is making half of your playable classes shit a good game design?
>>557302358I’ve literally despised these classes (Mage was based until it became Discoverslop) for as long as I’ve played, so
>>557308092that's really how every expansion works, every class gets pure garbage and then 1 just gets literally "kills enemy instantly" text
>>557301016This doesn’t even have lifesteeaaalllll what is supposed to be impressive about a conditional Rush on a 4 Attack beatstick
>>557309232UUHHHH YOU STUPID CHUD!!! youre supposed to play it with handbuff priest and 4 mana divine augur!
help me /hsg/ I dont know which one to choose lol
>>557309908if you aren't gay you'll choose xhilag
>>557309908>druidYou might as well retire right away.
>>557309908bait ? 2 leggos worthless without support
>>557310205nigga you stupid?
>>557309908Am I being had? Obviously you take the Xhilag.
>>557309908Naralex is useless Toru sucks but she gives Inquisitor which is really really goodXhilag is alright
made this to piss on quest diaper sissies in their last attempts of playing their dogshit deckworks like a charm
>play priest colossal >it kills itself the same turn its playedcora is a nigger
Priest bros... We will remain a shit class for at least 4 more months... It hurts so much...
priest is now 2 for 2 on shit colossals
>>557321645you mean druid. the first priest one was kinda good actually saw play
>>557322297tbf it was pretty poo at 8 mana and had to get buffed to 7 while retaining its stats, which is obv a crazy boostdruid and priest nucolossal humiliation rituals are repentence for their insane titans
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FAIR????
>>557327642lol how?
>>557327642>Warlock the class that was fucking dead a month ago is backI find this absolutely fair.
>>557322297tbqh the only colossus' i remember seeing on a regular basis back then was warlock and warrior
>>557327642think of the stories you will tell your friends anon
was showdown in the badlands well liked when it was relevant because it seems like it had some of the most obnoxious pain in the ass nigger cards in it ever?
>>557329497For Reno alone it was probably one of the most hated expansions in the history of the game. Except for that it was mostly shit IIRC.
>>557330237>>557329497and it also had boomboss
fastest concede i've ever seen
its so fun how every deck is just highroll bullshit
finallyfuck every whizbang nigger trying to highroll a broken deck while losing 99% of their other matchesfuck every quest warrior making the climb take extra long because they don't know how to play their own deckI'm only playing fun decks until rotation starting today
>>557333852What deck did you play to reach legend?
>>557334012from rank 5 to rank 3 I used mostly maestra rogue, then I kept getting matched against aggro decks so I switched to this### corpse# Class: Death Knight# Format: Standard# Year of the Raptor## 2x (1) Morbid Swarm# 2x (2) Creature of Madness# 2x (2) Dreadhound Handler# 2x (2) Infested Breath# 2x (3) Assimilating Blight# 1x (3) Falric# 2x (4) Blob of Tar# 1x (4) Elise the Navigator# 1x (4) Nightmare Lord Xavius# 1x (5) Foamrender# 2x (5) Reanimated Pterrordax# 2x (6) Airlock Breach# 1x (6) Exarch Maladaar# 2x (6) Shadows of Yesterday# 1x (7) Naralex, Herald of the Flights# 1x (8) Kerrigan, Queen of Blades# 2x (9) Stitched Giant# 1x (9) Ysera, Emerald Aspect# 1x (0) Zilliax Deluxe 3000# 1x (0) Zilliax Deluxe 3000# 1x (4) Twin Module# 1x (5) Perfect Module# 1x (10) Fyrakk the Blazing# AAECAeimBgrHpAaouAbC6AbO8Qap9QahgQfDgwesiAeCmAftnwcKmIEF/7oGoOIG3esGtfoGgf0Gl4IHupUHh5wH0q0HAAED9bMGx6QG97MGx6QG7t4Gx6QGAAA=# pretty straight foward list, always mulligan for early game because you're built to beat aggro, any greedier deck will likely beat your ass so just accept it and keep farming aggro players
>>557334012you can see he's playing buu diaper knightthe unholy blight or whatever its called (3 mana summon a deathrattle minion give it reborn) in his hand is the dead giveaway
Arkwing Mage doesn't work because every class has board clear. Great game design!
>>557336361many such cases
don't remeber if there's a special animation for getting 1000 wins but if there is, the game skipped it because I ended the game using a hero card from maestra lolonly 9 classes to go now
>>557339207there is. it doesnt work for anyone
meta is okay when you're not queuing into quest warrior
tales to tell your friends by the hearth
>>557348440or a bullshit whizbang deck
>>557348440>>557349469So meta is not okay at all?
>>557329497I liked quickdraw and excavate a lot, they're good flavors of card generation to keep things interesting, I did not care much about the highlander cards though
Which colossal will be more busted, dk or dh?
>>557359870DKDH will get non-legendaries that are just really good and sneak by with a tier 1 deck without nerfs.
Should I buy the starcraft miniset? I miss kerrigan and raynor
>>557360553depends on how much you care about 2k gold or like $20, rotation is next month so if you're f2p it's not really worth it
>>557362531F2p, thx
I know it's a dumb meme strat but I can't stop ballin' in BG
i genuinely want more offensive emotes holy fat fuck cora
>>557359870I don't consider DH to be a teacher's pet class, it's just busted RIGHT NOW due to their refusal to nerf Felhunter for whatever reason, but it's only 1 card at the end of the day. DK it's 100% the teacher's pet class tough, it used to be Druid for a long time but they either fired the furry Guff self insert guy or Cora really thinks herself a genius for coming up with the cancerous leeches and refuses to move an inch, so I'm going with that.
next reveal WILL save us
had a CRAZY reno warrior vs hostage rogue game what a rush
we love quest warrior here
>WARRIOR Huln>Hunter skinReally
I miss when Demon Hunter had an identity instead of taking from other classes...
>>557383354thinking?
>>557383354that card is one of the biggest mistakes ever made by team 5, they literally turned a shitty meta into a horrible one and that will not change post rotation.
>>557383595the scary thing is they are too arrogant to admit their mistake and will ruin their own fresh rotation with just one single neutral legendary nobody asked for.
Erase Combo from your game is not a mistake.Is plain, unadulterated insanity.
Was there a plugin for battlegrounds which told you what cards are in the pool? I think I remember seeing a "pro" use one on stream and it's driving me to suicide looking for wincons that just aren't there
>>557383354found owl nigger
>>557384446Now the game shows that too, but for plugins check the usual hearthstone deck tracker.
>>557384180cant believe they removed scissors from rock paper scissors. this is such bullshit
>sitting the entire game with blackhorn in hand waiting for the protos mage to press his location three times>he actually does itlollmaokek even
>>557389428what ? for real ? *go to collection and add based dude for my toki mage*
>>557389895I mean It only really works in shitter ranks I would presume, It's still not a good match up as they can easily bank it. That guy just did not really think about it much.
>>557389029>cant believe they removed an essential part of my game but i am too retarded to actually care, this is such bullshitindeed, it is.
>>557390294There's several good combo decks in the meta at this very moment though.
>lose to aggro druid>because he play 2 blobs when i have two 4 mana10-12hp minions in hand(cant playYep algo literally have cheat vision
>>557384772>Now the game shows that tooIt shows all the possible cards you might find, as in all of the battlegrounds minions period. I remember a plug in which tracked the minions actually offered in the tavern. Many games just don't give Brann for example
>>557391210nvm next game nigger misses 6 shots hahha tnx algo
>>557392043Is Dragon Priest even playable?
>>557392124yes you can easy climb to d5 without problem it has good win vs aggro due to 4 mana *i cheat stats dragon* and autowin vs diaper(unless algoo= generate timebrap/murozond right after quest completetion)
>>557372720I want to see the DK and DH colossals since they're going to be raping everything until the nerfs
>>557394201100% but im cautiously optimistic about Warlock Colossal too
>>557396310the warlock colossal looks like therazane and chogall had a child
>>557396310dont fool yourself dk, dh and obviously rogue colossals will be the cards destroying the ladder for upcoming months.
>>557396685i think the shaman one will be good as well
>>557396685and warrior. shit will be crazy with umbra
>>557396310I really hope Cho'Gall has something to do with shadow/fire spell power. I don't know why warlock can't have direct damage to face it used to be part of the fantasy and they're a ranged dps just like mage in wow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYAquUz_cCYhe is such a fucking jew it is amazing
Is there something wrong with the MMR system?
>>557397683its gonna be some retarded shit like your next spell casts twice but costs health instead of mana
>>557398068its existance was a mistake.
>>557398068nothing wrong.... just 2 gays facing each other one is blobbottom other is top bigrod
>Opponent plays le funny wizbang deck with le funny 64% winrate so you automatically loose Great design as always, team 5 is so good
HOLY SHIT IM FUCKIN DONE WITH FUVKIN AIDS DH
>>557400827>loosehello eslfag what deck do you play?
agree with zeddystill dies in my life time though
I don't think anything should be nerfed and we should just wait for rotation. Even blob dh might go away on It's own depending on the meta shifts.
>>557397976I refuse to give him a view, is he being a disingenous apologist?
>>557402253watch a real chad instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng72aui5ACE
>>557402253nailed it
>>557401765>I like horrible metasOk, anon, ok.
Two control warriors in a row got time warp and played it the turn after quest reward. Fuck this game and fuck the devs, genuinly unplayable. Waste of time.
>>557404432this can be fixed if you Zeph into iceblock (50%forced wr) clearly your skill issue
Greedy jew company won't nerf cards because of dust refunds, even after promising to 'tune down' Elise and balance the game. Useless retard devs, trash company.
>>557314749Looks a lot like a list I was running, though I didn't run overgrown horror. Are they good? I understand they may be useful to setup an otk turn, you can play 5 mana copy elise location and charge+windfury wallow on the same turn.
>>557404432>Not conceding turn 1 against control scumLOL, you couldn't pay me to endure that shit, expecially now that I can't just jam Owl Druid to vent the frustration.
>>557402702Control players are truly the jews of Hearthstone
>>557404432i've played 5 matches today, all against control warrior. i just grind on BGs for the time being
>>557402858You guys say this about every meta, It's really not that bad there's plenty of decks to choose from. The only really terrible classes right now are shaman since they had one deck that's not very good right now and maybe warlock since they only have egg and no one plays that.
Boy you need 7 mana do nothing ASAP or your omega deadOh wait thats netdeckslopshitter....
>>557406896nvm i lost next game on t4 shartauara full token because my wild pyro bottom Algo given algo taken
if I play nightmare lord xavius and discover a zilliax, does that mean I now have two zilliaxes? (one in hand, one in deck)or is it not a trve discover and more of a "Draw a minion from your deck. Give it a Dark Gift" except you choose from a selection of 3 cards?
>>557407498You draw it
>>557407498Second case
>>557407498discovering from deck always means you draw what you're discoveringwhen you're getting a copy, the text specificies it like pic related
What game do I play until rotation? Because hs is the worst it's been in years right now.
>>557408603Gordian Quest
>>557408603jack off
>>557408603The waiting game! ;)
>>557408603BAZAAR!
Fuck off timebrap niggers i play Infinite paladin....
>>557409660what did he mean by this?
>>557408603WoW?
>>557409868nothing to see here....
>>557410687nigga how did you get a windfury?
>>557411468what ? its signature paladin spell >nigga highroll whole game (3 sisters incindus elise )>forgot to trade 1/1>lose>it was my lose game btw
>>557412143next game Quest hunter rape my ass by discovering 2 druid minions and omens with rangari scound Totally not rigged btw
>>557412914>discovering 2 druid minionswhich two?
>>5574131548 damage 8 armor
>>557413543lol lmao
>>557413589its normal for modern hs... its easy to predict your lose in 2026 algo not hiding rigging anymore
What in your honest non terminal contrarian or terminal grognard opinion was the peak of Hearthstone?What expansion/version of the game did you enjoy the most and thought was the best state of the game so far
>>557416238I enjoyed using big game hunter on dr. boom, after that...
>>557416238Uldum
>>557416238Vanilla, strategy mattered more than RNG and broken combos. Simple yet impactful effects on cards
>>557412143do you run paladin rogue tourist lady so the bones spell casts twice?
I don't understand... Was I supposed to watch a streamer on Friday? Can someone tl;dr me on this progression?
>>557416238Probably Uldum. I know it has nostalgia because it was the first adventure but Naxx was peak cancer for its time because everyone regardles of class was using the same cards because the vanilla cards couldn't compere.I really wish they didn't effectively kill Mercenaries, I had fun with it.
>>557416731yes but only for eudora activationyour bones are infinite damage no need cast twice
>>557419513>yes but only for eudora activationyouve confused me further. I no longer understand your deck
>>557419210Yeah but them killing it means I can f2p who only got into it years later can get everything now just by spending gold on pack since you're guaranteed a new merc every pack.
>>557419714its basically midrange paladin with 2 winconsfirst is Eudora + Tourist + Treasuressecound is Infinite weapon otkrest is just good cards (dark gifts for charge minion)
>>557416238uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh controversial take but witchwood
>>557416238any expansions before discovers and infinite value cards i think Boomsday was peak degeneracy and downfall of HS
>>557416238journey to un'goro, specially after quest rogue got nerfedsunken city release was pretty good too
>>557420649Elysiana was from shadows tho wasn't it
>>557421097i still remember Doctor boom 40min matches....
>>557421759I loved that meta because I could beat them with control shaman, if you played it well you could actually outvalue them with the hagatha hero + shudder + Elysiana. Games would unironically last for an hour on average. Main problem was the turn limit which has since been increased by almost double if I'm not mistaken.
>>557422269shudderwock is the reason why saronite had its first nerf.
>>557422621Yeah well that was before shadows (I think?), control shaman during shadows and uldum mainly used it for value generation. It sat in the hand until turn 30-35 or something before you'd play it.
>>557419210The only card I remember everyone using no matter what was the abom taunt that died and created another taunt because no other card did that back then.
>>557423302and then we got blob to replace it
>>557417945pretty sure it's just the % accumulated per emall sign ups. there's no streamer things until the 17th
>remove firelands portal from core>give mage colossal that gives discounted fire spellsyou dont hate the devs enough
>>557416238Witchwood and i will die on that hill... Maybe is nostalgia and i still enjoy this game despite is obvious failures but not like that time
>>557383595we'll finally have an honest aggro meta after rotation
>>557425281>honest>aggro>after rotationi can't stop laughing good job anon lmaoooo
>>557425281>honest>aggrodamn nigga you funny lol
at least paladin lose most *honest* aggro card.... (literally in every paladin deck now)
warrior needs the priest treatment, just nuke the class for the next 3 years
>>557427639Priest state rigjt now is embarassing. Team 5 are a bunch of monkeys.
>>557427639TRUTH SUPERNOVA!!!!!!!!
>play fizzle>4/5 matches are fizzle decks>switch to meta deck>3/3 are meta dhhmm...
>>557416238when I was playing pre-nef Naga Giants Hunter in wild, I specifically remember thinking >It doesn't get better than thisAnd I was right
page 10. we are home
>>557439049I don't have much to say today. The meta is stale and boring.
>>557439220I dont understand. how can this be??? they just buffed a whole bunch of cards and made whizbang playable
>>557439049We will hang on until we see cataclysm cards anon. For now is pretty clear Herald>Shatter
>>557439347It's because Demon Hunters and Quest Warrior are fucking busted, easy win decks.
>>557439347Whizbang is a fucking meme i dont understand how someone can play this...
>>557416238Eh, I can't really say. Honestly, Before the trannies got shoved in... So... Scholomance?
Post your choice of drink at the tavern. IRL or your fave Warcraft booze names only.
>>557445687jaina and tyrande's hot piss
CAN DEMON HUNTERS GET FUCKING NERFED ALREADY????? IT'S GENUINELY MAKING ME HATE THIS GAME
page 10 back to being home
>>557457227The game deserves it
they were forced to announce too early, we're still over 30 days away from rotation
>>557449675this but rogue and deja vu and nightmare fuel
nigga what the fuck are these wait times
Hearthstone is so unfun as a new player. I got a "ladder ready" deck that can't win against anything
>>557461459Come back on the 10th of March. You get 2 expansion cards for free temporarily
>>557461459probably not playing it properly tbqh
>>557416238one night in karazhan
>>557462442You are telling me this is a serious and competitive deck?
Card design is extremely political. The are two groups in the HS-community. Blizzards target audience and everybody else. The target audience is served. Others are just wallpaper.There are 3 winconditions discernable regardless of expansions: a. Burn, burn,burn. b. spam-buff-go face and c. OTK. It is euphemistically called faced paced. Those wincons serve the target audience. If that crowd gets mad they nerve. All others may suffer.. and those start complaining here.Ever wonder why a class like Priest never consistently is and was a Tier one? Yes dragon Priest is well known. Because Priest is not an target audience class. Imagine Priest to be consistently oppressive as Paladin, Mage, Hunter, Rogue.....all hell would break loose.The problem of Hearthstone is the problem of its developers. The non-target audience community are the second class citizens in the Hearthstone realm. And they feel it. It raises much contempt and complain. The lack of balance, the lack of wincon diversity, too steep RPS are all condusive to a mindless aggressive gameplay of the target audience
>>557463085https://www.hsguru.com/deck/37418055it's missing cliffside but it's close enough
>>557463704Thanks anon I spent all my dust to craft those epics I was missing and I started winning finally
>>557467145rip, crewmates are rotating in a monthBut you get every 2025 card for free next expansion so maybe it's fine
how we make combo great again?
>>557468026wait for monk to release, it will be the strongest class for combo decks since they're moving all the bouncing into it
>>557468026play dark gift wallowlock and infinity paladin
>>557468493bloodsail raider is 2 mana and wallow dies to blob
How the fuck is this twink so good at BGs?
I finally found a Death Knight deck that isn't completely useless against Quest Warrior.
>>557475924dk has been favored vs warrior since they put in foamrender like half a year ago
>>557416238the absolute high point was probably darkmoon faire
>>557467145I hope you didn't craft sigil of cinder, its from the emerald dream miniset
otk/combo is the worst thing in hsits what go against the core philosophy of hsyou cant do shit while your opponent rape youno wonder why these tards love playing hs and not something else
>>557463085now i understand why ladder is full of dh aids
>>557473196jeef is very kissable
>>557479648It's true that combo is uninteractive, but it's needed to keep the other uninteractive cancer, wich is control, in check. The difference is that combo gets farmed by board decks, while control actively hunts them. Control is not only uninteractive, but also actively harms people that try to play an interactive game. In short, aggro/tempo/midrange is a healthy body, combo is chemo (hard on the body but ultimately in it's best interest), and control is sheer fucking cancer, a malignant mass that destroys everything around it and makes the body die.
>>557479648otk decks are fine if they dont have access to insane ammount of stall and armor gaintry playing maestra rogue vs someone pressuring you
>log in on EU>3 russian metasloppers in row>beat all because they missplays good sunday today !deck ?>>557406896
The algo has a personality. It's a fucking prick.>doing the fucking nozdormu quest where you have to play 3 matches with fucking nozdormu in your deck>losing the game, very badly>the very turn where my loss is completely assured>draw nozdormuWho do I contact to become a plaintiff in the class action lawsuit for this bullshit? Blizzard must go bankrupt.
>>557487841This just this.And thats why the inclusion of Blackhorn, a fucking insane control tool, is another retardation made by the bunch of clowns of Team 5.
>don't get offered the correct tribes in bg>your opponent scale their board to 200/200 the next two turns while you got nothingthey repeat this mistake literally every season. why cant the devs just make all tribes scale at the same time or at least make scaling happen at tier 6
>put warmaster in deck for fun>it's always at the bottom of the deckNIGGER ALGO
>>557494595you own nothing in online video game so you cant
how to spot lose ?>toki gives you shityes i lost because cant handle 20 to face in single turn (at least i poly on of *balanced elusive dragon* second kills me)
Who benefits from the existence of algo?Why not keep the game fair with proper RNG?
>>557500728keep player in game with *lucky wins* algo works in both way for you and your opponent
>>557499384It's fraud and false advertising. Every instance of the word 'random' in this game must be replaced with 'algorithmically predetermined' and everyone who has spent money on this game under the false apprehension that it contained any random mechanics, must be refunded.
>>557499871skil issue
>>557500728proper rng isn't "fair", it's just, well, randomrigfags seem to have a bad case of gambler's fallacy and see patterns where there is none
>>557501228gambler's fallacy? is that the one where some retard argues the matches aren't pre seeded?
>>557501409>pre seededI thought the rigfag argument was that the "algo" changed RNG midgame to sway resultsdo you even know what you're arguing anymore at this point
>>557501612i'm not that guy, but i do agree that the matches are rigged. not how those schizos claim tho. the rigging starts when you queue.
>>557501710yes and players can disrupt good seed with bad plays
>>557501612discover its more obvious case of rigging in modern hs Thats why we have more and more discover cards without discover algo cant keep decent WR on nonmeta decks
>>557488134>dont have access to insane ammount of stall and armor gainThat was the entirety of freeze mage >>557487841It's interactive insofar as you plan your game around their potential defenses. You'd have to give me a specific deck to talk about but there were plenty ways to counter mage, for example, way back when. You had to play around the secrets, not fill up your board before turn 6, etc.>ControlNothing wrong with control decks in themselves, aggro/tempo decks are as much as a gamble as casino mage, especially in mirrors, and there's really no expression of skill at all. With control decks you at least set up a game plan and adapt to your enemy's playstyle. The issue in hearthstone that is that control decks get all of the tools they need and then some, to the point where they can out tempo a tempo deck while also getting 16 armor for 1 mana and drawing all their deck for free.Warrior used to not have draw, Priest used to lose to yeti etc. Now no class has any weakness
Here remind for Cora gamenonrigged Lawyershttps://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/1alsf0g/sweet_turn_1_otk_i_recently_found_out_about/Author is blizzard dev btw
>>557501228>rigfags seem to have a bad case of gambler's fallacy and see patterns where there is noneIf only probability were a branch of mathematics and statistics that we could use to determine the likelihood of you facing the deck that counters yours 9 out of 10 games then never playing against it again once you switch decks that existed.
the mage deck blizzard wants you to play during cataclysm btw
clarkhellscream is a mega retarded faggot and should die
>>557504813wow spell mage... how original *diaper up to 50armor*
Aggro>Midrange>Control>Combo>RepeatThis is how a functional card game should work
imagine if priest had healing spells as good as warrior had armor gain. lol lmao. niggerfaggot blizzard devs kill yourselves
quests are the worst part of the game. they are all noninteractable artificial wincons with no strategy to them.
imagine if there was a tech card that could make your opponent lost progress on a quest lol
I want Blob and Elise to die so fucking hard bros...
>>557509801since nobody is playing such card, i assume it does not exist?
I want DH and warrior to die so fucking hard bros...
>>557509398>4 mana heal 24>3 mana lifesteal deal 6 return to your handanon your Fabled card ?its worthless because 30hp easy to otk
>>557510040The time will come. Be patient.
>>557509869Blob and Elise finereal villain is return policy and deathrattle niggerAlso Elise copy fine also players just abuse bullshit op minions i dont mind remove copy option
I have like 1555 wins as priest it's kinda disgusting i can't even get heroes from playing it anymore
>>557510578anyone who thinks blob is a problem and not DH is fucking retarded and shouldbt be allowed to have opinions about the game
>>557510869yeah you have same minion for 3 mana (poison dragon) and no one shits on it BECAUSE ITS NOT DEATHRATTLEstill see play in warrior and priest
DIE NIGGER DIE
>>557510859>I have like 1555 wins as priesthow many times did you get molested as a child?
>>5575116021555 times
>>557511368HAHAH SARONITE CHAIN GANG bros....
>>557511368get fucked dh nigger
why doesnt he see play? seems like he would be good in DH
>>557510859wait until blizz runs out of ideas and they add diamond hero skins at 2000 wins, your wins will be rewarded. or you'll be called a niggerfaggot in here. niggerfaggot. wild priest by any chance?
>>557512494yes but after blod cliffdive rotates....
>>557512613i had this wild, dream-like notion flash in my mind of them letting you get to pick any skin from the shop every thousand wins
LMAOPossible fake but feels like it's real
>>557512634does inquisitor rotate with it? i forgor
>>557513158collosal +8 means at least 2 tentickles don't fit.
>ARENA>4TH FUCKING ROGUE IN A ROWFUCKING NIGGER ALGO DIE CORA
>>557513158Mass Mana cheat is good hypothetically if you have it on an empty board and have it heralded you'll get 2 cards drawn and the cost reduced by 12 with 6 tentacles, if you can draw more shit, it's insane actually, ptentially very scary card depending on support
>>557513158Mom i expected something better for the DH Colossal. Warrior keeps having the best one for now.
>>557513158will dh still have any board fill cards after the rotation?seems like you could pretty easily draw 8 -3 mana cards. sort of reminds me of relic, so long as they don't have an insane otk with the discounts, it should be fine
>>557513158>good card for DHyeah I believe it
>>557513214https://www.hearthstonetopdecks.com/all-changes-to-the-hearthstone-core-set-2026/
>>557513809oh no nevermind i'm a mouthbreathing retard- my bad. what >>557513773 he said
>>557512494because he costs 5 mana and 3 damage isn't enough to kill the most common 4 drops (elise, xavius, blob), so when you play him on 5, that means you're usually punching face, and if you're doing that, you're not developing the board, so he's essentially a burn/aggro card that costs 5 mana, which is really awkward
>>557513158Assuming no herald>draw 2, discount each by 6 if used on empty board>if any of the 2 cards that you draw are card draws, then use them again to discount whatever you draw againYou'll basically go through your entire deck and find the combo piece you want with enough card draw right? Kinda neat.
>>557513842pretty much all you need to know if its real
>>557514106you'll have a full board tso the combo will have to be spells. unless you clear your own board with removal which at this point why the fuck notyea it's busted
>get fucked by demon warlock>every single cards from ray is goodwell algo strikes again
>>557512613hell yeah wild for life
Game is literally circus.....Nice 2 red card algo seed....
>>557510859
>>557515243>not having all classes level 60
>>557513158Even if you never summon Azshara, heralding and summoning one tentacle to reduce all following cards drawn by 1 is funny. It's like getting the 1st step discount of that old DH quest.We need to see the low cost herald cards.
>>557513809>will dh still have any board fill cards after the rotation?they can summon many dormant minions that eat a board slotthe 2 mana spell that already sees tons of play, the 3 mana summon 2 dormant guys, the 4 mana battlecry and deathrattle summon a dormant guy
>>557515243we posting class progress? I'm almost to 1000 wins in paladin
>>557487841best description I've heard
>>557513158powerful effect and actually universally good. just having a functional deck and reducing a few cards by a good chunk can be a win con on its own. even better if you mana cheat a combo
>>557516127nice
>>557513158oh no Skull of Guldan is back
>>557515363isn't the upgrade like, reducing more or sth?
>>557502305disgusting brown hands typed this post>aggro mirrors are pure rng with no skill involvedlmao, nothing further from the truth. aggro mirrors are very high skill because you have to constantly account for what your opponent can do to you given their current board and what they likely have in hand.>control decks adaptyou mean spam a board clear every turn since that's all your deck can do.this is literally every single diaperfaggot cope in a single post, impressive 8/8 bait my friend
>>557515930oh you could, if you really wanted to, save the 1 mana stingers from infestation for 1 mana make a body to draw a card. not that good but it *is* a line you can take
dragon warrior in arena is probably the worst fucking faggot shit ever
>>557516627Heralding buffs not just the colossal body (+Deathwing) along with tentacles. So Azshara will summon more tentacles I think. The tentacles will get increased discount. Just heralding to summon tentacles and never summoning Azshara might actually work if there are cheap heralds.
the numbers don't lie...
>>557516873some arena decks exceed standart powerlevel....welcome to modern hs
>>557517157no, herald ONLY improves the appendages. the body is always the printed versionherald 2x to double appendage stats and effect, and upgrade DW to 2 cataclysms. herald 2x again to double appendages again, and upgrade DW to all 4 cataclysmsI swear herald is too complex a mechanic for the average HS player
to me its like>aggrospamming minions/using spells to buff them to bumrush the enemy HP>diaper spamming taunt minions to try to make the enemy concede from exhaustion, long games usually. playing the long con and then busting your nut when the time feels right>fatigueusing draw cards to control the game so the enemy fatigues out. only really works on druid and rogue>combosynergy > everything else. sometimes 30 card decks to help with RNG
>>557517346eat a scarab chink lover
>>557517346I WILL be buying all the fempanda monk skins with real money
>>557513158Fake but looks fun if they actually made it. It'll probably be face damage arcane related to mimic the raid fight. Arcane missiles? Arcane explosion? Tentacles ramp up the damage?
>>557516127Maybe once they'll make overtly Stormwind aligned Warrior portraits I'll play them too. Not Hunters or Shamans, though, fuck those barefoot backwards ass bitches. The game suffered a lot from making Warriors the Orcish class. Orcs are niggers. Man, fuck orcs
>>557518017nta but isn't FUCKING VARIAN A FILTHY WARRIOR HERO? you can't go more stormwind aligned than that.
>>557518215the only Varian portrait is the one where he's a star trek commander and i only play lore-accurate skins, and fuck paying for those ugly ass .mov skins what am I retarded?
>>557518369you're an alliance dog so i'd say yes.
I have a watch a friend win quest on americas, please someone...
>>557518467get back to me when you discover running water, street shitter
>>557518653we shit in nelf moonwells. us vulperas at least :3
>>557518653>furry scat fetishistpar for the course. carry on
>>557518489sorry I have a 0% winrate
>>557518957Literally me but unironically
>>557518831reflect in the poopwell, nigger elf lover >:3
Nagas are closely associated with DHs so it sorta makes sense but it being an arcane spellcaster feels weird. All she did was summon adds and spam different flavors of arcane spells. But then again Illidan was an arcane mage before becoming a DH so that's some funny coincidence.
>>557519708>arcane spellcastershe's a shadow spellcaster. her nelf form was an arcane spellcaster
>>557518957PPPPLEEEEEEEEASE I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT FOR A WEEK NOW!
>>557519916I mean the raid fight. Arcane spells were the main thing she did. But to be honest none of this matters really since it's hearthstone. Look at her image and she has glowing green hands and glowing green staff so she'll probably be fel focused.
>>557517871I'm so hyped for Pandas...
>seeing herald colossals so far both are cool and useful>looking at aspect colossals they all suck asa>badboi deathwing hero card also buffed by herald mechanic comingthis is unfair but i didn't expect less from cora.
>>557522992it's insane that the BASE herald colossals are better than the aspect colossals
>>557522992>Drags removals at it while drooling without even reading what the card does>It disappearsSadly this novelty doesn't work on a control intellectual like me.
>>557522992Aside from Shatter, the dragon aspects that transform into 12/12 is their gimmick that balances the herald thing. Yeah, funny joke I know.
>>557522992>>557523330Wdym, I thought there's only been one herald colossal revealed so far?
>>557524360Probably counting the DH colossal posted above that may be fake. I think it's fake since I refuse to believe Team 5 is dumb enough to make that.
>>5575243602 in fact, Warrior and DH (if not fake)
>>5575243602 including the DH leak
Please give DH a Jace or even Ilgynoth-type card. I wanna go back to the good old days when it wasn't deathrattle abuse.
>>557525279sure, don't you want a 1 mana manathirst 4 aoe lifesteal too?
>>557525279the only time DH players had good hairlines was when DH had the deathrattle quilboar decks
>>557525679Scythe as well thanks. Actually I'll settle for scythe coming back by itself.
>>557526012scythe? overglorified etc
>>557526332Would be nice on Eternal hold no-minion.
ridiculous shit like this is how I lose every single arena match
join bros :)discord.gg/PZeqygC7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEmnpRSgqQk*yes its dead thats why im inviting people
>>557528001Does it have a strict no-degenerates policy?
>>557525816For me, it's soulshard and relic.
>>557520720>>557518489ITISSTILLFUCKINGUPFREE!500 EXPFrozenPanda#2819
>>557528118it's just for game discussion and hanging out it's not that type of a server
>>557528639that doesnt answer the question
first and second rigged match of the week, thanks libzard
>>557518957>>557528338just reroll it bro, its only 300 xpthat's 1/5 of a 50 gold level, literally 10gold you're letting hold you hostage. 1/10 of a pack
>>557530245or have an alt at the ready if you have a phone
>>557530245
>>557529218its just us hsg bros
still thinking about what they're going to do for the monk hero power, hope it's more unique like DK
>>5575385372 mana Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your handThere you have it
>>557538537probably "Get 1 Chi" and Chi is a resource that does stuff
Diaper warrior deserves the diaper priest treatment
>>557540135uggh so lame why the newest classes should have resources the others don't? i can allow that to dk because they are kinda split due to rune system but Monk should not have his own resource without handicap.
>>557540438Priest should come back as top tier deck.Give me Priest control Cora, you bitch.
when was the last time all classes had a competitive deck? at least tier 2 or tier 1
I don't understand how Shredlock works...
>>557532965ill join but there better not be any furries
>>557541074Spoiler:It doesnt
>>557540470>why the newest classes should have resources the others don't?from a designer's perspective, it's the easiest way to sell a new class to players, I'm guessing they're gonna do it because it's so obvious and I don't think subtlety is something the current dev team is fond of
>>557541074no one does
Imagine: MONK COLOSSAL.
>>557543760all i can think of when you monkfags say that is lili weight gain collosus.
>>557543760PILE OF SHIT +6
>>557540135Obviously it would depend on what Chi does and how easy it's going to be to acquire, but it wouldn't shock me if this is the first 0 mana hero power. Then again, it might be a regular ole' 2 mana gain one Chi, and it's still going to be more useful than half of the current ones, which have clearly been made redundant. It's funny how so much of the game revolves around balancing they did 10 years ago and haven't let go of. Anyway some anon last thread had the idea that it's going to be stance based and clearly that's more interesting and balanced. But all of this speculations means jack since we all know we're plenty cemented already and monk is never coming out
>>557544103li li scat and fat: scat has poisonous but dies after attacking, fat takes halfed floored damage and has taunt, lili herself summons more poop after she kills a minion. SOMEONE MAKE THE CARD IN THE CARD GENERATOR ALREADY.
>>557544539you need to kill yourself
>>557545297kill me yourself monkfag. i hope you're a monkfag.
>>557545971IM NOT A MONKFAG I FUCKING HATE THE MONKFAGS FUCK YOU
>>557546151well i guess i made the wrong person mad. oops.
Tfw when youre playing BG duos and you get a specific minion hero like the elemental one and then your partner gets some random shit and they steal all your elementals. Fuck this game for not letting me message these guys I had a good start up then he ruined my midgame and fucking quit early
>>557546249monkchads rule this general from the shadowswe pull the strings behind every posteralgoposter? secret agent monkchadcoraposter? another secret agent monkchadzeddyposter? one of the original monkchadsby the time blizzcon comes around the only non-monkchad posters will be the tourists showing up after monk gets announced, and they soon will take their place in the organization
>>557546860this can't be true
>>557546921he's bluffing. fat fuck zeddy guys(whichever they are, i know there's 2) haven't posted in a while.
>>557546921don't worry about, it isn't, now if you please look over here for a second
I want to cum inside this gnome.
>>557548365that's a tranny scalie
I did itI crafted Toki
I did itI crafted Shalandrassil
>>557513780Sick artwork
>>557515243Love the refusal to play the new classes
>>557552932Is Ragnaros in the best time line
is there a card that lets you unequip a weapon and return it to your hand?
>>557518957For how long I've played I've gotta be a pretty special type of loser to have never rea hed legend still
>>557553489two cards in wild, both 1 mana. doomerang and some 1 mana 1/1 elemental which gets your wep stats by consuming it with deathrattle return it.
What happened to confirm monk?
>>557554637Nothing, this mongoloid has been saying ''Monk next expansions!' for literally close to 5 years
>>557554637hopefully dead, killed by the CCP or by a panda at a zoo.
>>557554637Blizzcon only faggots and delusional retards deny it at this point.
>>557555186i'm denying it because it's not year of the fox and IT'S YEAR OF THE TURKS. I AM FLOOFING WITH ANGER. FLOOOOFING. I AM NOT GETTING VULPERA HERO SKINS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>557554637nothing has been officially confirmed so far but the two main points of conjecture are:>1. a lot of teasing during the 9th announcement, they said it's something big that a lot of people have been waiting for, see pic related>2. logically speaking, no other reasonable alternative explains why they would hide the theme of the last expansion of 2026 until blizzcon, it being monk class + pandaria fits perfectly with the fact they have said in the past they would only introduce monk class through a pandaria set or that making a pandaria focused set wouldn't make much sense without monk class in the game
>>557549921Look at where the letters u and i are on your keyboard.It was literally a typo. Her name is Chronormi.
>>557556625https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/nd3jut/chromie_is_officially_a_trans_character_in_wow/
>>557557376>redditI rest my case, forever.
>>557557826and i'll still call 'her' a tranny :3
>>557556217>logically speaking, no other reasonable alternative explains why they would hide the theme of the last expansion of 2026 until blizzconI think this is the strongest point, this is the first time they decided to do this since they first started teasing expansions like 6 years ago
Am I the only one more excited for Vanessa escaping the Violet Hold than Blizzcon announcement?
>>557562768what IS the violet hold? maybe I should start playing wow so I can understand these references
>>557562996or you can just read the wikihttps://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Violet_Hold
>>557562768what the fuck? vanessa vancleef? in the violet hold? last i checked in wow lore she was with the uncrowned in legion
>>557562996super magic super prison
>>557562768millhouse manastorms wife is there so we will probably see her as a card lol
>>557566828we do not need a 2 mana 4/4 battlecry your opponent's minions cost 0 next turn
>>557562768You looking forward to an expansion of prison memes?
>>557562768that theme seems rather bland but we had an expansion focused solely on a beach chapter of any anime and another on "the space" so i will take anything ANYTHING WoW related over another year like 2024.
>>557567361we also didnt need blackhorn and yet here we are
>>557500728there's 3 theories>blizzard rewards players they like (i.e. paypigs, people who play daily, etc.) with rigged rng>blizzard rigs rng to "balance" the game, trying to force a 50% WR>blizzard rigs rng because it inceeases player engagement or some other gay metric
>>557548365Why would a dragon choose this appearance.
it's 30 days from rotation and slaves are still spamming DH
>>557584432It's a great deck.
on no it's monday again
>>557487841>>557497682>>557516170why dont you play yugioh?
new cards soon bros HOLD ON
Did everyone decide to stop playing fizzle decks
>>557582759To drain unsuspecting adventurer balls
>>557587762why don't you try having fun instead of playing stupid control for 55 mins, faggot?
I lost last match btwClown game....Algo matchmaking is fucking one big Circus
>>557569331i did. aggro niggers on suicide watch
>>557609876its not only aggro.... dh get discount next expansion play blackhorn >>> half of deck is gone.... and so on
>>557609967not my problem
>>557610002Is an inherent game problem, anon, if you play this game a card like blackhorn is a problem to everyone.
>>557611130i play only against chinese bots in braindead elo wild, have fun aggro loser.
Name my band
god its gonna be so funny when they release monk and zeddy and friends have destroyed the game so beyond repair that nobody but the chinese are left to play the class
>>557611791whispers of the RNG nigger
>>557611810I wouldn't be so sure of that, rotation+ nerfs are going to solve the majority of the problems I have with standard right now, also we should get a huge influx of players after cataclysm launches since they're giving emerald dream and ungoro for free until the violet hold comes out
>>557612056rude... buddies are cool
>>557612440fuck any yogg that's not titan yogg.
>win game>decided to test my *luck* next game>rat on 2>what could go wrong vs palaWHO the fuck keep Ceasless vs mageALLLLLGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557612706mate, maybe that ceaseless was from a rigged mulligan on their side. YOU THREW A RIGGED WIN FOR YOU LMAO.
>>557612101This. I have seen and read already many people talking about a comeback with the two expansions free.
>>557613209DAMN YOU RIGHT ! fuck.....
>>557613651hopium. hopioids
Damn Bob give me something this card from Toki rot in my hand 10+ turns it already stinks....
>Lost to Arkwing pilot because 50% forced....Lmao nice buffs i sure its good deck now not algo forced win....
Starship rogue was the only deck i enjoyed and blackhorn completely nuked it. Everything else is so boring idk what to play
>>557617454just quit. this game is is zeddys playground now
>>557618563>fat fuck zeddy won, hsg lost
>>557617454otk priest>quest>deios>umbra
>>557612101>rotation+ nerfs are going to solve the majority of the problems I have with standard right now,that is 100% reliant on cataclysm being goodwe're going into a 4 set meta where 2 of the 4 sets are built around mechanics the devs do not want to be functional (imbue and quests) and a 3rd set that's supposed to be a generic good stuff set but the stuff isn't actually that goodand so far cataclysm is looking like its built around dropping blobs of stats on curve, which wasn't interesting compelling gameplay in 2014 and it definitely isn't in 2026
>>557584432why would people not play good decks?why *should* people not play good decks?
>>557549921>>557556625even if we accept the trany narrative, dragons are literally magic and can transform themselves on a basic level. chromie's visage form is biologically female
>>557619981Decency? Dignity? Appreciation for fun?
>>557620201what happens with the cock when 'she' transforms? most shapeshifting in wow is either illusions or matter manipulation(such as a dh shapeshift). does that mean 'her' cock shapes into a pussy and it'd be still gay to fuck 'her' because the balls still touch when she's in 'her' shapeshift form? ah who the hell am i kidding, i just want to call chromie simps faggots. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
>>557611810I swear to GOD bro if we call Monk "wasted dev time that could have gone to balancing wild" I will go to Zeddys house and put bear pheramones all over his house. Enjoy all the horny bears you fat old son of a bitch.
>>557623526pandas by any chance, monkfag?
I went to wild to grind out the weekly with a shaman deck stuffed with spellsAll these lowby shitters are SOO SLOOOOWAnd I'm SOMEHOW WINNING GAMES
>>557627821they're ropebots
bgs is so unbelievable frustrating lately. you NEED to hit the scaling unit instantly or you just take 15 the next turn
wow i am playing against protos maga again, never seen that one before....
>>557630428There is hard counter to protoss Mage now
Discover should be limited only to the class you are playing.
>>557630929it is unless specified
>>557631257Yes, that's my point...
>>557631257and unless you generate and play hero cards from other classes. and sometimes if the sample size of the discovery is 0.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THIS BULLSHIT??
>>557633947I thought you committed suicide back in the 70's?
>>557633947coherce, shatter, yamato cannon, brawl, deathwing mad aspect after you pop divine shield with a 6/6, bellowing flames, slam the 6/6 deathrattle and execute, all GOOD cards which YOU DO NOT HAVE. or cry like a baby and post on 4chins
>>557633947>playing slop warriorironic....
Are we not going to keep getting reveals each weekday?
>>557639025they start back up tomorrow and not today for some stupid fucking reason
>>557639427because NASDAQ is closed today and shareholders want the stock to be influenced.
>haha whizbang meme deck>oh shit he is actually rapes meTeam5 hello ?
>>557642473dont worry next game wheelchair bro cast 3 useless spells for my opponent
first stream is tomorrow
Drops when?FUCKING WHEN?
>>557644158Is it possible to get nerfs tomorrow?
>>557644158damn thijs looking goodis he old enough to drink yet?
>>557644521maybe some nerfed card leak on stream....
>>557644521no, at most we might see some current cards with their post nerf stats like elise
>>557644158who the fuck are these people
>>557645113snap streamer, literal WHO, fansly girl, 2 hearthstone streamers and coras brother that she hired
nnaaah Fuck off blatant algovomiting wincon out of ass when im ready to finish him (this is my lose game btw )
>>557645296pathetic
I guess they are not fixing this garbage meta before the expansion? I'm sure all the players will stick around during this insufferable state of the game.
another nigga deck
>>557647584you guys say this about every meta and they just did a patch, no way we're actually getting nerfs before rotation only thing they might change is do reverts a week before rotation.
>>557649150>you guys say this about every metaI liked the game since the quest warlock nerfs and have not complained about the meta since.
is this good game balance?
>>557650298no balance dictated by algo in modern hs Game algos tries to balance 50% wr Days when coin matters age long gone .....
it's hilarious how weak libram paladin is when you queue into anything about tier 3
>People found quest warlock oppressive>Then they made the meta Blob DH/Warrior QuestT-t-thanks for your service?
Quest warlock had a higher winrate than either of those
>>557650298Damn that is worse than Master Duels 1st/2nd winrate numbers.
Does anyone have the pic that showed the absurd amount of people in Legend rank when HS relaunched in China?
Win or lose; I'm having fun playing my mage decks.
>>557656979please tell me you're not one of those retards playing all spell yogg decks in wild.
>>557658472No, but they sound based.
>>557656545Why Chinese people is better than us?
>>557659520those parasites make me mald.
>>557538537I think it should be a +1/+1 buff. Maybe if they want to really encourage its use they can make it 1 cost.
>>557659765It's more about showing the absurd amount of players they have compared to the rest of the world.
>>557660454China knows which game is better.
>>557660317that would be lame, monk kicking rogue as the new bullshit class would be a lot more funny.
>>557660735monks aren't really known for being cheaty bastards.
how do you unfuck mage in 1 expansion?
>>557661271Not like this surely.
>>557661439i think they spelled its name wrong.https://www.wowhead.com/npc=53833/volcanus
>>557661439also that looks more like https://www.wowhead.com/npc=52558/lord-rhyolith
>>557513158>>>>>Wild>Equip Lion’s Frenzy>Slam this minion down>Cycle through your whole deck and win instantly, no Herald requiredWe don’t know what wincon can pair with this just yet in Standard but it is crazy how its base form is already 5x stronger than all the other Colossi
>>557662106https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Momentumhttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Dispose_of_Evidencehttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Runic_Adornment
how is it even possible
>>557664149whizbang
>>557664791how is it possible that they dont all have the same stats
>>557665567power word syncronize
>>557665697are you the vulpera tranny
>>557645743Well those are considered A List celebrities for our game so maybe quit the game if that embarrasses you.
>>557666091are you a subvulperan human? :3
Hearthstone should have been in this acquisition picture.
>>557666561does it ever jar you that you can be clocked online just as easy as it happens in real life
>>557667467only on tuesdays
>>557650298>>557656365i think its even worse for shadowverse
>>557658472>>557659804>all spell yog decks>badI mean.. usually they let you win after fun game.Would you prefer to face hostage or imbue mages?
if monk is released this year and they give to you a panda base hero, a female panda skin and a non panda skin which one would you prefer to use?
>>557670683Chen Stormstout and LiLi, but Taran Zhu would be based as well.
>>557670683PANDAS 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!
>>557630929Discover should cost mana in itself, instead of discounting the initial cost away or feeling obliged to compensate with a buff to the minion
>>557680352this but COMBO
>>557670683
>>557301965lifesteal doesn't heal the minion anon
>>557670683if they put li li in and she's cute i'm paypigging
when does the next expansion come out? i have a crazy amount of gold saved
>>557692259March 17th
Anyone else bored to tears over this meta?It's nothing but Demon Hunters and Quest Warrior. It's so fucking lame.
>>557694160Welcome to the eve of rotation
>>557694160it's just 30 more days of this bro hold on
>>5576565451 billion chinamen playing cmvs10 russian nerds and 5 eu cucks playing eudont ask silly question
>>557661815not collosal just big fire elementalmight be OG HS creation like many colossals>>557661956also too small
>>557696112There is only 2 og colossals in wowOzumat and Blackwater behemothChromatus present in wow bookCho Azshara Dw Rag obv. from wow
tomorrows stream will REVITALIZE hearthstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1oX9go1ITQDude makes plenty of fair easy complaints, but he's paid for the dragon AND the tavern pass so I struggle to respect him
>>557704128hearthstone is a lot of things but as someone that has played snap, mtga and the pokemon digital card games there's no way i can call its ui dogshit
>>557696476neptulon? sindragosa?
>>557705953yes forgot about Neptulon Sindragosa not colossal Just big rotten dragon
don't forget to give lots and lots of your money to a company that made a 'game' that cheats you out of victories you have rightly earned.
>>557707469lol bro I've never given Blizz ANY money for this game
>>557707469Do not worry, they are finished.
>>557707441https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Frost_Queen_Sindragosa
>>557709817wtf this card really exist ? i thought about mage one
pack when ? i was promised 10 pack from z...y
>>557713481when monk gets released(which is NEVER)
>>557713481There's an actual official article telling you exactly what the dates are for earning all the free shithttps://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24242864/your-guide-to-cataclysm-card-reveals-and-free-rewards-in-the-dragon-s-hoard
>>557704128Ui is the least of hs problems
You need to understand that playing around discovers is a skill as well, and discover is one of the main sources of skill expression in the game since we cannot interact on our opponents turn. Learn the pools for each discover card, and then whenever your opponent discovers you need to consider the current gamestate, as well as what both your and your opponents decks are trying to accomplish in the upcoming turns. In a broad sense, if you are the aggressor in the matchup and your opponent is the control deck, you should be assuming that your opponent is looking for removal/board wipe/healing, and then moving forward you should be making mental notes on each turn of what they may or not not have based on what they did not play, a simple example would be if you are against death night and have a board that is cleared by corpse explosion on turn 5 and they do not corpse explosion it, you can pretty safely assume that the discover is not a corpse explosion. Get in the habit of doing that every turn and for every discover and you will slowly start to see your winrate improve. It is honestly way too complicated to completely explain in a reddit comment, I apologize for the wall of text, but I am a frequent top 50-100 player and I hope this advice can help ease your frustration about discovers and helps you refocus on enjoying the game and improving on your own play!
>>557717056>wall of textPlay around this nigga i know about wrong toki
>>557717056also Bluff exist.... i doubt top50 player doesnt know about basics of card games....
>>557717056>since we cannot interact on our opponents turn.If I was in charge of this game I would make Secrets and disruption prominent tools in almost all classes.
>>557694160yup, this is objectively the most boring set period of standard: the month before rotation
>>557717056shut the fuck up unpaid intern
when drop streamie
werent we supposed to get the LEGENDARY quest today
>>557731687I have something legendary for you right here!>Unzips dick
>>557731792nah that's basic
>>557731792tiny questline imo
is it rare for an EU chud to have the dalaran flame card back? i got it somehow but don't remember how
>>557733116it's an esport thingy. isn't it purchaseable using gold now?
>>557734176nope, that's power core
Post rotation wallow warlock
>>557734832how about I twist your nether, you'd like that wouldn't you
>>557734832Isn't raptor leaving too?
>>557736751I don't think so
>>557736858https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/1r2fzsg/reminder_raptor_herald_is_about_to_go_extinct/?captcha=1
>>557736751raptor herald is tied to un'goro
>>557737310nope, nevermind, just clicked this. blob is staying. how tragic. can't wait to see what class gets deathrattle support this year
>>557737994If Elise, Blob and Warrior Quest don't get their rightful nerfs this new Meta will be as Horrible as the last one
>>557737994Dk collosal or priest
>pick pirate hero >zero pirates in first 5 turns....JIA stop riggin my comfy mode
>>557738946nah, my gut tells me it's going to be mage. dk dh druid hunter priest rogue warlock had their deathrattle support. shaman and paladin don't want their minions to die. and warrior doesn- it's going to be rag warrior isn't it?
>>557739405make leaked deck recipe is spell storm so mage out
>>557737310Damn, that was the best dark gift card for an OTK-focused wallow, it's how you consistently find charge/windfury
IT'S LIVE
>win almost all game vs imbue rogue>algo throws quest asteroid nigga who highroll every turnfair and balanced lol... dont expect better game after rotation....
>>557743062and next game algo pity me
>>557742986Does anyone else just hope for the golden pack with these and not care at all about the skin?
When's the stream?
>>557743379i just hit the FREE button. no thoughts. head empty.
Will this ever be playableWhat is the point of making signature cards for dogshit cards
>>557742986NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI WANTED THE PACK
>>557743882ching cheng said no. so now you get the ching chong poo card back.
>>557743882I got the same thing
>>557743713>What is the point of making signature cards for dogshit cardsWhales are goycattle, they'll buy anything
where new card
>>5577452272:00 PT
>>557662106What ways we got of discounting nagas?
got pack losers....
>>557743882I got this chinkslop trash too. looks like they've had enough of people getting free pack / golden pack
>>557743882I would've been happy to get thatI got the worthless rare siggolden legendary, sig kayn, golden pack or card back were all good hits
>Conjure one of the worst standard meta ever in the entire history of the game>Make an event to force players to play in itThis is tortorous
>>557746260Thats fucking gay
What is the most cancerous RNG moment you've ever seen/had?
>>557750012every next game after my skilled win People just vomits wincons from thin air
>>557750012any time my opponent draws cards in a better order than me and wins
2 hours 30 minutes until drops bro hold the H*CK on
>>557750012book of faelin, using the pirate foid as merc.
LET BLIZZARD COOK
rogu
Did I highroll bros?what were the odds on this?
>>5577523416.5% so it was one of the best you could do, although a lot of the pulls from this dmf are nice
Nice
SHIT FROM A BUTT
>decide to buy a few pulls>pulls cost 2x more than other dmf while still having a gold pack
>>557754184ty anonim retarded and it said 0% after and i thought i like 1 in 10 million high rolled lol
What would hearthstone look like with ingame chat when playing vs opponent?
>>557754916Don't you think voice lines are cancerous enough?
>>557754916>you're a n-word>no, you're a n-word>n-word n-word n-word (x100)
>>557754916>>557755679I'd like that
Someone post more new cards
You now remeber Orange and Purple and Zalae
>>557754916>RETARD>SCUM>N***ER>HIGH ROLLER FAGGOTEtc.I already recieve messages like those from stupids i rather have anything else.
>>557757405no
this game spikes my cortisol
>>557760067remember to never streSS, friend
>>557760698SS? straight shota?
>>557761019exactly
>BB ColossalDK bros... I don't feel so good
30 minutes left!
>>557761264leech package bros REFUSE to lose
>>557761264frostfags and unholykeks on suicidewatch lmao
>>557761264time to diaper UP !
>>557758142fuck you just do it
>>5577612649 MANA 3/6LMAO WHAT?!?!?
>>557761889deathrattle or its summons are completely retarded
>>557761889it will fill your board with taunt deathrattle reborn lifesteals obviously
>>557761889fill the board with leech type appendages with the main body giving them +3 steal (designed by cora)
>>557761264>9 mana>Caged in BBCORAAAAAAAAAAAAWE ARE YOUR FAVORITES CORA YOU BITCH
>>557762405just to push people to play more BBB and run morgraine
8 mana for dh is ded card if she doesnt hit face for 8
>>557761264gonna be really funny if the DK colossal is meant to synergize with DK imbue
>>557762759dont even joke mate
>no balance patch today
>>557762759>>557763004what if there was a colossal thats a reverse of the druid colossal?
Where the fuck is the stream?
>>557763458https://www.twitch.tv/playhearthstone
>>557763458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2csMHtrWtAU
>>557763719GET IN HERE
Do I get a pack for both youtube and twitch or just one?
>>557763825From what I understand it's only twitch.
I miss Brode....
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE!?! I WANNA SEE FIREBAT AND KIBBLER
>>557764031HAHAHAHAHAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1gM0DR-9Mo
SHOW CARDS ALREADY TARDS
>>557763825Drops are on
ITS TICE!
why should i care about this piece of shit content creators?
>>557764197Kolento
>nohandsgamer>he clearly has hands and showed themthis is fucking bullshit and hes a fucking liar
It's hilarious how most of the old collasal cards are stronger than nu ones
WOW
HOLY DIAPERINO
>>557764439ITS SHIT
>GAIN HEALTH>GAIN HEALTH>GAIN HEALTHFUCKING DIE
>>557764439SARUFANG IS PLAYABLE NOW
hhmmm yes this goes straight into my triple blood greedpile
>>557764487I can already tell this upgraded herald effect is going to be a fucking pain in the ass
>2 hearthstone streamers>unironic fansly chick>guy that moved to snap and only gets hearthstone gigs because he's friends with the devs>coras brother for some reason
>>557764602Completely upgraded is 2 8 drops
>>557764487>>557764439>play 9 mana>get two 8 mana drops (cost nothing)>heal 16 SHATTER CLASSES BTFO!!!!!!
>>557764439>>557764487doesn't clear board, it's shit
WOW 2
>>557764680>unironic fansly chickdoes she at least show hole?
IM DIAPERING TO MAXX
so dk will be only triple b next rotation uh?
>>557764439you vill play blood dkyou vill gain 100 healthyou vill play 1 hour long gamesyou vill play the bugswe removed corpse explosion KEKand you vill be HAPPY
>>557764439>>557764487>9 mana>summon a 3/6, 2 4/4s, 2 random 8 drops and gain 16 healththere there little control dk, mommy cora will make sure you're tier 1 until end of service. we can't let a heckin wholesome chungus 100 keanu sloppile ever lose the game, now can we
WOW 3
>>557764895no, just lewds
Diaper age is upon us!!! Surrender to diaper classes!!!!
this doseofcoffee guy seems fuckin retarded
>>557764972>1 mana herald 2x
>>557765007source>>557765126that's the body from dk heralds retard-kun, its not a collectable card
How in the ACTUAL FUCK I'm supposed to play Blood without Corpse Explosion?
WOW 4
>>557765007what a fucking waste
lol 6 mana og flamestrike....
>>557764439IMAGINE THE PURE SEXO WITH COPY ELISE LOCATION YOU GET 4 8 DROPS THAT RAISE YOUR HEALTH FOR 16 EACH SINCE DOUBLE PROC SO 4 X 16 = 64 EXTRA HPAND IT IS 9 MANA SO YOU CAN USE THE REZ HIGHEST MINION SPELL TO GET IT BACK AND IF YOU HAD YSERA YOU CAN CAST THE SPELL AND PLAY THE OTHER SPELL THAT FILLS YOUR HAND WITH UNDEAD THAT COST HEALTH INSTEAD OF MANA HOLY HECKACORARINO
i heralded in my daipy
>>557765189This is garbage compared to Corpse explosion.
>>557765178with flamestrike>>557765189
>>557765189MAGE SISTERS......
GAIN MANA CRYSTALS !!! HAHAHAHAH YEAH
WOW 6
thanks for the pack i guess
post new druid shit
>>557765504unplayable lol. 2 attack weapons are trash
>>557754916>SAAAR LET ME WIN SAAR I NEED TO REDEEM THE QUEST SAAR LET ME WIN SAAR>FUCK YOU STOP PLAYING YOU STUPID BITCH YOU FACKING VEGENE BITCH I ROPE NOW SAAR YOU WILL LET ME WIN YOU WILL LET ME REEDEM
WOW FIVE
this whole archetype for new expansion dk of buff minions attack, herald, gain health looks boring as fuck
This whole 'buffing your heralds'' shit seems awful, wow after spending a collective of 10 mana I get +1/1 on the already small amounts of cards that get to herald and get 3 drops instead of 2???
WOW SEVENAND HOLY
DK STEALING DRUID CARDS
>dk gets the most broken cardsunexpected
>>557765756herald doubles numbers retard-kun2nd herald makes the soldiers 2/2 with a free 4 drop, 4th herald makes them 4/4 with a free 8 dropherald also powers up deathwing hero, and ultraxion cheats mana on deathwing hero based on how many times you've heralded
>broken cardswe consider shit cards as broken cards now?
Rune req. is trash unless dk get rainbow support
KILL CORA!! RAPE CORA!! BEHEAD CORA!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK CORA!! EXECUTE CORA!! THROW CORA IN A WOODCHIPPER!! PUSH CORA DOWN THE STAIRS!! HANG CORA!! EXPLODE CORA!!
AZSHARA
Why do they only give blood cards? When's unholy/frost going to see some love?
fine i post it
>Windfury for DHOh boi
CORA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!SHATTER CLASSES DOA
>>557766193
22 to face with broxigar lmao
>>557766193WAIT THE VERSION POSTED HERE WAS FAKE? THE MANA CHEAT ONE
>>557766193>>557766274LOL 8 mana 8/8 and 2 8/4s, give your hero 8 attackherald DH eating good boys>>557766352no shit draw 4 cards they cost 4 less was fake, how stupid are you
>>557764856>>557765189>Herald Onyxiawait so these herald cards are complete bricks if you accidently generate them in the wrong class / deathwing does not benefit from the same herald as the collosus??
>>557766352lol. lmao.
WOW 9
Can't wait to Elise copy my colossals that's gonna be so fun!
>>557766414you can't randomly generate colossals, or herald cards unless your deck starts with one. if you don't play a herald deck you will never see the cards that say herald
WOW 10
>DH will keep dominating the meta past rotationI FUCKING LOVE THISKILL CORAAAAAAAAA
>>557766547both priest and rogue can get copies of cards in opponents decks
I hope the new expansion has cards
wow 11
oh my god revealing that there is a draw card for the big keyword of the expansion is such a spoiler...
>>557766456yeah this is good. 3/1 rush that summons a 2/1 and gives your hero 1 attack for the turn>>557766729the only card that does and isn't discover is the 1 mana priest minion. if you voluntarily take a card that's 100% useless for you I don't know what to say
Would this general be better if we had a sloppa porn poster like /wowg/
>>557766815What the Fel Spell???
>>557766904yes but also no
So due to the weapon that deals hero's dmg to random enemy are we gonna have to run 2x weapon removal in every deck for DH?
10 mana 24 damage to face and kill board :D
>>557767154CRUMBLE CRUSHER CHADS!!! OUR TIME IS NOW!!!
12
FINALLY SHIT MINION
>>557767370IT IS 3 SEPARATE CHOICES HOLY
13
>>557767370>beastMake it glow green a little and slap a demon tag on it
NAGAS ARE BACK BABY
>>557767370lolthat's funny. dogshit, but funny. not even a demon beast to grab off the no minion location or "cheat" out with tichondrius.thank you cora I will choose to play a 9 mana 9/15 taunt instead of just winning the game with azshara :)
DH GODS
>>557767559the 2 mana 2 2/2s was unplayable
arena card
I hold my favorite book Quotations From Chairman Mao Tse-tung close to my heart while playing hearthstone
last card
>>557767776holy board clear!
>>557767776>5 mana deal 20
>>557767559>pass turn 1 and get a 3/3 taunt on turn 2 for freesounds like a good deal unless you're playing aggro (el em ay oh if you think you're playing aggro in 2026)>>5577676392 mana vs 1 mana is huge, also not having taunt. I don't think it will be strong, probably a filler card for midrange dh, but still playable in 4 set meta
>>5577678295 mana deal 4 damage because board full of tokens
>>5577678295 mana kill 1 blob
>>557767776horrible for 5 mana
This is pretty good since most people split their minions around locations. Spell DH BACK.
What is herald?
>>5577677765 mana outcast lol. not getting put in decks, that's for sure
I HATE Demon Hunter class.
>>557768026Harrold is the guy who does my taxes
Rogue can nightmare fuel and deja vu your colossal 4+ times
>>557768026invoke galakrond but for the colossals
I DID NOT ENJOY THE STREAM!!! FUCK YOU!!!
Who's making the next thread?
>>557768280Board clear is a premium
Moral of the day : I diaper Onyxia and im face your diaper with Azshara
>>557768362you nigga
>>557768693>>557768693>>557768693>>557768693migrate
>>557768026It’s the invoke mechanic but betterYou improve the effect of your Colossal minion while summoning a token that has said effect
>>557766771I don't I hate cards