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ryan LOVE
This CM is so hard I think I could go 0/40 in Group A Semifinals
>>557341093Bourbon my beloved
i hate sprints
>>557341275
>>557341229Ryan is a disgusting grotesque and should fucking kill herself for being so ugly. You don't have to be ugly to be strong. Hishiama and Gentildonna are both stronger than Ryan but they're cute and sexy. WHAT'S RYAN'S EXCUSE? FUCKING END IT YOU UGGO
>>557340869>>557341074
>someone joined my lobbywhat the fuck
I really, really, really don't look forward to round 2.
To anyone still without a club and looking to find oneLe fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.>comfy A+ club>20mil monthly quotaIf you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
Cutiehide
currenfagsyour response?
>>557341307giwtwm
>>557341283>>557340317
bring back longkino sprintslop is awful
Shichi valentines
translators don't know grammar.
>>557341395holy based ulalala
>>557341395I warned you about the NY Uraras last thread, I fought like 4 of them and lose all 4 times.NY Uraras in the finals is dangerous
>>557341402orange SOUL
thanks taishin, i look forward to eating your curry later
>>557341435There are two messages?Cutewa Cutiehide
>>557340807it's embarrassing, but I am to Brian what Teio is to Rudolf right now, it's truly....something. Just look at this, after she beats the Hanshin Daishoten. SO FUCKING COOL
>>557341523Roundhouse kick trannyslators, fucking retards
>>557341395i kneel for ulalakings...
>>557341373dont say that...
>>557341620bwo there's two n-s in cunny
IT'S URARA TIME. DON'T SHOW UP AT FINALS OR ELSE
ace on my face
>>557341523I's be expecting coochie covered in chocolate
>>557341497i want to marry shichi
>>557341763Fuck off you have a thread
ryan once again proving how adorable she is
whoever started the turbo sprint + rushing gale gaslight is a fucking idiot
I'm thinking of giving up on the CM10 Dirt Pasa. I would like to run triple fronts but I simply don't have the umas...
This felt pretty good all things considered
ULALA STOCKS ON THE RISE!
>>557341854no one says this
>>557341689Brian almost lost to a kid who thinks she's a plane
>>557341927>gaslightI fell for it
WAIT A HECKIN MINUTE IF MEJIRO FARM IS DEADWHO OWNS DOBER!?
>>557341931She can't really beat Falco/SMaru so you're not really missing much
>>557341904lets try that againryan is once again, proving how adorable she is
>>557341927>>557342042Whats the proper build please bwos help me...
>>557342054me
>>557341854BASED
rate day 1 of cm9
Can someone post their Day1 winrates?
>>557342109just spam corner skills as pace and hope for a speed carryover
>>557341904this nigga isn't even an ant, he's a microbe
>>55734216115/20not bad for a minimum investment team since I finished them before Sagi even ended
God I love Maruzen so much it’s unreal
>>5573421610/20i hate sprintshit and i want it to be over already
>>5573421674/15 and not in a good way.
Opera O valentines>>557341854I support your marriage with Shichi
>>557342161>>557342167very great overall, i like sprint cms
>>557342109wakarimasen lol
>>557341390Damn, I never realized Late surgers had it so goodIf only the weren't retarded and got themselvers brocked all the time
Rice takes the final win of the day>>557341402Same desu, nice team.
>>557342031after Brian spanks her enough, Mayano calms down and reverts to being her normal annoying imouto self again. She just needs discipline and Banchou provides it, thank you Banchou.
>>557342167
>>557341395oh that's the first global UG guy
>>557342161>>5573421678/15, didn't perform as horribly as I had anticipated
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>55734216117/20, all three of my Umas were putting in work this time instead of a solo carry. Sprint CM is so fucking easy to build it's crazy.
>>557342109gambling for carryover
>>557342031Man I need that over my pelvis so bad...
>>557342418
>>557342328Late surgers have the best accel mults too. It's just that they're gigafucked by their skills requiring strict positioning or gambling.
>>5573421618/20Another cm started where after the first time going in I have an epiphany on how I should build my umas but don't have the patience to do it again
Aw, El’s is pretty cute
>>557342538holy saggers
>>5573421617/20, BARELY made it to group A
>>557342167I tested extensively prior to the cup and both my Maru and Falco were consistently better than Pasa. For whatever reason Pasa decided she was gonna be our ace on game day. I'm not mad, just confused
>>557342101>On Valentine's day in Japan, women give men chocolates.>Everyone is giving Ryan chocolates
>>557342573el doesn't think i'm family...
>>557342167it's going to tank on round 2
>>557342610That's because you're testing against good umas where Pasa can't really secure 2nd place. Against shitters, Pasa is an easy win
>>557341763cuuuuuuuute>>557341894there is a thread exclusively for the uma ACE!?
>>557342161>>557342167feeling breddy gud
This is the face if a lone wolf. It's not easy being a lone wolf you know.
Mambo!
>>557342167Did pretty great. Sprint CMs are kind of stressful to watch because there's so many Paces going back and forth on the track and you never know if you're going to hit those skills needed to rocket propel you forward. Especially when it comes to Lates and Ends. I will say it IS pretty fun to see them just blow pass everyone as the corner hits and hit that mad dash to the finish line.
>>557342798Eat your veggies, dork
that gift? my dick in a box
I notice a lot of Uma have different Classes such as Junior or Senior Division and I was wondering if theres any lore behind that?
>>557342798Brian when I lick her cute butthole and tell her it tasted sweet
>>557342109Corner skills and tail end highGetting one of Turbo Sprint or Rushing Gale isn’t bad, but both is too much
>>557342731He's running two front runners that are supposed to be better than his El...
>>557342664oh no no no
does mant have scenario pal cards
>>557342924SPECUTE SPOTTED
Odds I drink myself piss drunk tonightEvens I run the second sets of round 1 CM and I drink myself piss drunk tomorrow
>>557342664every girl just knows ryan is such a cute boy
>>557342887Finally someone will find a good use for it
>>557342167>>557342161
>>557343045happy drinking anon, please be safe in doing so.i don't want to lose someone else to alcohol poisoning
>>557342996mant doesn't have a scenario
>have to spend an hour sorting shit againWill they ever add an option to glue right away after a run
how the fuck do you guys have such good win rate in this rng fuck fest of a CM?
who are the meta umas for cm9?
>>557343290/uma/ is powerful
>>557342801Mambo LOVE>>557341723>>557341229>>557342101>>557343064Ryan LOVE
do i even try brianbros...
>>557343290luck correlates with skill
>>557343416If you do it I promise to do a run with you
>>557343168Thanks anon, I appreciate you
>>557343290I face a lot of shitters, like overstammed witlet 1 gold recovery level of shitters, but I do alright against well built umas too
>>5573421674/20 qualified for A semis
>>557343290>he got gaslighted into thinking it was RNG
>>557343416You do want some Stamina sparks if you’re going to try it.
>>557343416Always follow your dreams!
>>557343290>Guarantee your lead pasa via straightaway/gw >guarantee your 2nd pace cucks other pace from 2nd place>>Profitbonus>we do a little trolling late gamblers>whale out falcon
>>557343416>only power sparksgood luck winning tenno spring kek
>>55734216710/15I thought Curren would win more but my big honse has been very reliable, she places top 3 more than anyone
>>557343290I simply believe in my honses
>>557343416>No Stam SparksYour Brian is going to get demolished during her Career Longs.
>>557343290I actually researched the track and spent literal hours of my life grinding to get good runs as an F2P. Took me ages to get groundwork on Falco but it was absolutely worth the effort
>>557343168just me or is nattie fan art often super mega cute and lovey dovey? granted, the latter part is true for most, but something about neisha art is different
I know this is a far from ideal Curren-chan but man shes doing so much worse than I would have thought this CM.
>>557343828She's got the girl next door/loser protag appeal which inspires to make cute art
>>557343416do it for Banchou
>>557343290Because it is not an rng fuck fest CM.
>>557343273No.
>>557343416you're guaranteed to run long URA if you just run goals. run 1 medium to change it to medium
>>557342161I experienced both sides of the spectrum in this RNG shitfest of a CM.That being said though, this has probably been one of the most fun CMs to witness.
>>557343870You think people are joking when they say Plancta + Mummy are not optional for this CM? NSM is a meme (for paces).
>>557343638I wish mine would place top 1 a little more.
>>55734216714/20, my Curren/Pasa/Taiki team did pretty well. Every time Curren proc'd her ult, she won.
longslop is an even bigger luckshit CM. you can win here without proccing mummy plancha. good luck winning longs without spurt or no shitting me
>>557343870Win rate?
You can get purple skills for clearing career goal races.
>>557344117At the cost of 130 SP
>>557343870>Rushing gale Plan X NSM-900 skill points
>>557344028NSM is not a meme, stop telling people it is. This is THE gamble CM, even if it has a lower hit rate you still run it because when it hits you win. I have it on my ECP and she gets it fairly often
>>557344094>t. loser
>>557343870niggas really will post bricks like this and genuinely question what they're doing wrong
>>557343890>She's got the girl next door appealThaaaaaaaaat might be it, feels very fitting at least
>>557343870nice TT uma bwo, how many points does she average?
>>557344117You get purple skills for having an awful placement regardless of career goals being passed or not.
>>557342161I had fun
>>5573441080%.She keeps coming in 5th or worse. Which I would have at least expect a win or top3 at least once or twice.
>>557344197Rudolf is so wife-coded it's not even a joke this is official propaganda from cygaymes and I'm all for it
>>557343870>no victoria + mummy>barely any midleg skillsNo wonder
this is hands down the worst cm by far, even more than cancer cup
>>557343870Is this your TT sprinter?
>>557344197hags and SUPER VILLAIN
>>557344049She’s been doing pretty well things considered.Guts shitposting?
>>557344049>gutsmax>witletI don't think I understand anymore
I did not expect the boorus to have 3k+ Narita Brian results, took awhile to comb through them all. There's some good stuff in there.
how tf did i place 3rd as front G w/ only 400stam...
>>557343870why the fuck did you buy THH if you planned never to ever trigger it
>>557343290I only post when I have a good winrate.
>>557344240Yeah happens every CM>"heh /uma/ is just dumbass gaslighters i know better">build a dogshit Uma>get assblasted>"WTF WORST CM EVER FUCK THIS GAME!!!!"
>>557344364shadow roll NERD
>>557344396It triggered every single race.
>>557344356wit checks can be passed with low wit, but guts check only cares for who has more guts
>>557344356She's a front runner too
>>557344291>he fell for the turbo sprint/rushing gale/plan x/perfect prep gaslightwhy is /uma/ so gullible
i have victoria on everybody but it seems you did absolutely need both, 1 is not enough
>>557343306See>>557340739
Anyone seen a front pasa in this CM
You all actually built F-G Rank Umas for Sprint? Are you masochists?
>>557344496The hell is your problem
>>557344658El herself doesn't need mummy
>play late surger>either win harder races than what they're built>or lose the first few races and career is overHow can I stop them from fucking dying at y1 races holy shit
>>557343828Nope, every uma has fanart like this and it isn't exclusive. I think you just have some sort of complex because you need bring it up with every chance you can get and it's quite obnoxious frankly.
I don't know how the fuck do you win this CM without mutating a Pasa, glad I made one
>>557344781>How can I stop them from fucking dying at y1 racesby running as pace
>>557344690>You all actually built F-G Rank Umas for Sprint?Yes>Are you masochists?Yes.
Thank you for not giving me THH I really appreciate it
>>557344808Speaking of mutation, I wonder what the fuck happened to anons who were attempting to make Sprint Creek
>>557344690>Are you masochistsYes
>>557344791meds, good sir
>>557344843I already tried and she fucking loses harder I fucking hate training Dober and every single late surger on earth
>>557344690Mutation is part of the fun>Are you masochists?As a week 2 player still playing, probably...yeah
>>557344968I saw a sprint Mummy Creek earlier. She lost though.
>#LookatCurren activates>winI thought this ult was bad for sprints bwos
>>557344690
>>557344968There were two last thread
>>557344690>You all actually built F-G Rank Umas for Sprint? Are you masochists?And I'm doing it again for Dirt.
>>557344690Is the extent of your love so weak that you wouldn't run your wife every cm? Even if she's F-G?
>>557345020>>Accel ult is le badthe issue is just her activation is garbage and won't do anything against a leading pasa
>>557344968an anon posted Sprint Mummy Creek win last thread, it was extremely soulful.
>>557342054Lake Villa
>>557344980I only speak the truth.
/uma/ lied and taiki is good this cm too, how tf do we stop her
>>557344968I wasn't able to make one with sprint A AND good stats so I had to cope with Sprint BShe got 2nd once
>>557342161A qualified
>>557345518Wait until her Choco version comes out which mogs her OG
>>557345360i made one pasta in total, today, and it revealed current chang to be a useless whore
>>557345518And the next CM is a mile..
>>5573421617/15Not sure if I like being qualified for A group these days
>>557342161Made my aces in literally 3 days and my results are as expected
Love my teamIf Air groove skill activates is basically a Fuck you I win
>>557345518Every Taiki Shuttle I've seen has lost to Curren Chan, Smart Falcon and even King Halo.
>>557344396He has six mid-race skills
>>557345303Grass turned me into a masochist
>>557345518As far as I'm concerned, all advice and every guide is complete shit. I'm just going to do whatever these next few cm and get better results. Fuck you, especially the anon 3 posts below me making a retarded post
>>557345702good jobt.lategroovyshiller
>>557345518But mine doesn't win at all
>>557345702You're the only other lategroove aside from me
>>55734216114/20
>>557345020it's only bad because its activation conditions are ASS. Every time it activated, my Curren won easily. The acceleration on it is fucking nuts, and when it stacks with plancha/mummy/head-on the cute little minx just rockets to the finish line before you can wail, 'FALCOooooooo"
THE FUCKING /V/ THREAD GOT SENT HERE
>>557345336I was able to pull off the shtick for sprint because I happened to have a decent sprint parentI'm a little discouraged about mutating for dirt because I haven't thought twice about dirt
>>557345908what
>>557345908>/V/who!?
>>557342161>>55734216713/20, middle pack as usuali am just trying the best combi for round 1 this timethey ran 10 races each
>Curren manages to get Lucky Pace because both Rushing Gale and Turbo Sprint procced right at the start>Freely is able to use Plant+Mummy uncontested>Win by 5L
>>557342161Fun/10I love all CMs
/v/f is my favorite umatuber
>>557345908Welcome /v/ sisters!
>>557345946>>557345969Look>>557345055>>732968409
>>557345908Why don't you guys just move to /vmg/ already
/V/MA ATTACK
>>557345826>only other lategroovenoep!
>my pasa lost to another Pasa but with uncapped speedFuck I should've gotten mummy creek inherit and not rely entirely on sole plancha...
>>557346091Lmao, they're in /vg/
How the fuck are you guys winning with End Closers, they're pushed so far back during mid race how do they even catch up!?
>>557346109NYOOO MY RIBS
>>557345871Why are her ears like that
>>557346091Kek the tranny jannies aren't even trying anymore
>>557346178u tell mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLOpQSTUZr0
>>557346178slipstream ramp up thh setups into spurt + redshift + mummy hug
>>557346178LISTEN NIGGERYou get skills to push them up to at least 6th place before late race and have all your shit pop
>>557346102I forgot that board existed until you mentioned it lol
>>557346091>>557345908Why do /v/ mods hate uma so muchOf everything in that toxic waste of a board (including other gacha threads) somehow uma musume crosses the line?
>>557346178Just win lol? :D
this curren is winning so much more than i thought she would can any METAGODS explain why?
>>557346178stop playing end closers like late gamblers bro
>>557346298FVAAARK HE'S SO HECKIN KIIINO....
>>557346178They have retard speed coefficient if everything falls into place
>this curren is winning so much
>>557346391>>557346449/v/ mods hate anything that isn't goon/erp/twitter/aislop threads, period. I remember one certain jannyfaggy having a huge war with the /ba/ threads for years
>>557346457can ok midskill and chance of speed carry over and not a witlitalso its day one you sealclubber
>>557346457>Mummy>VPP>Speed star>Prof>2 speed greensI fucking wonder anon, it's almost like you followed a meta guide and built her exactly like you're supposed to?
>>557346391>>557342761Fuck off to umajp>>557343978And you just kill yourself for stealing uploads and pretending you play
Meisho.........DOTO!
>>557346607/vg/uma is a goon/erp/twitter/aislop thread. Why isn't /v/uma?
>>557346196She's the devil
>>557346134>>557345702Post the late air grooves, mine hardly wins.
>>557346674I want Doto to stomp on my head
Meisho's dotos!
>>557346745Molochurren...
>>557346665>>557346734/v/uma is probably similar to how the /ba/ thread used to be... (mostly) chill, when you ignore the eventual shit poster.
>>557346457>Lvl 5 ultbuhi buhi buhi
>>557346674Doto.........RAPE!
>>557342161>>55734216710/20 My honses did good. My main problem right now is who to bring on Round 2
None of my Umas have 1.2k Speed but I somehow made it to Round 2.
>>557346674>regular doto>would rape>evil doto>please rape me
>>557346803This is goon/erp/twitter/aislop I can get behind.
>>557346607>>557346391Ruby cute
>>557346607
>>557346762I was going to make her Pace but... Mayano didn't trigger Head-on so I had to go for the second option.
when is our HERO Meisho Tabaru
>>557346762
Not gonna lie, pretty funny they're on the board, uma rules this site in two different boards.
>AIslopand here I thought Dotofags couldn't go any lower
>>557346837>>557346803AI does THAT now!? WHOA>>557346978anything that artist draws is cute. change my mind
>>557344843nta but what's the logic there?I remember seeing people recommending using FR on the first few races to guarantee LS to win even if they had FR FIs this a haxor strat or a meme?
>cafe is for (You)uhhh tachycafesisters?
>>557346870Uma musume is skill gameYou will likely get raped in Group A Round 2
FUCK /v/iggers
>>557342161>>55734216715/20It's nice to see everyone win a few times and got 3 full podiums too. Should get me all the way to A finals. Dunno about winning though.
>>557347037I've never seen a game get such blatant targeted attacks by the mod team
>>557346983I really love this image for reasons I can't explain
>>557344690Making impossible goals possible gets the motivation afloat. I would have quit ages ago if it weren't for it. t. ~40%wr nn enjoyer
>>557347107this but replace the v with a j
>>557346607BA is nothing but goonslop thoughbeit?
>>557347037prooooooooobably why /v/annies hate them, same back when the /ba/ thread was super active all the time 2-3 years back.
>>557347000Tabaru will make it in... eventually
>>557346983Ruby locking her trainer up at her estate to prevent him from leaving!
wow smaru, nice sparksif only blue sparks were real
>>557347068less blocking, and you're trying to outrun everyone with stats alone. >I remember seeing people recommending using FR on the first few races to guarantee LS to win even if they had FR FOnly worked before unity, nowadays pace is easier because spot struggle early game will kill your hp
>>557347382This is usable.
>>557347382groundwork doko
>>557347205ya, now.
>>557347452no gw though
>>557347060>change my mindwhy? you are right
Do we have to interbreed with /v/ma now
>>557346298HOLY FUCKING BLOB
>>557347553Glad to we came to an understanding. https://youtu.be/LXUjwVXsWrU?t=92
>>557347691No they will continue to battle with the mods on /v/
I keep running into S+ whale lobbies man
>>557342336Nice lice
>wins URA finale, losses unity cup>wins unity cup, losses URA finalehow even?
>>557347000Osaka Hai in a couple months
Yeah
>>557347691/v/ma hates /uma/ and /vg/ culture so they would never allow themselves to settle for this general
>>557347896Watch out, Curren is about to strike.
>>557346178AV's card gold skill
do I just abandon run if fuku told me to fuck off so early, this run is no longer shiraoki approved
>>557347896Taishin bros!
>>557341960What the fuck is that winning quote...
/uma/ is dying/v/ma will save our thread
>>557347691We've been interbreeding with /vg/umaJP since day one, might as well fuck those losers and see what our foals result out of.
>>557346639>>557346650>>557346842i lied to prove metafags are retarded
I feel bad running into players with A umas, sprints umas are very easy to get high rating and they couldn't get them below B to be in open league so they had to be punching bags in graded
>>557347691they are in eternal board war with their jannies so no
>>557347857don't call her that
>>557347691I see like half of you in the rooms all the time.
>>557348042Please don't. They would just spam the thread bitching about jannies or whatever twittershit they talk on /v/
>>557348109Holy based
>>557347990>ending a run before 1st inspirationNGMI
>>557348136HOLY SEX where is the panda link
i'll log off for tonight. there's just no way i can coexist with /v/ermins. i might be a degenerate but i still have self-respect left in me
>>557348109uhhhhh meta scholars? Your response?
>>557348050No Laurel, I do NOT want sex
>>557348136damn, Ayabecchi looks like this?
>>557348235Curren is actually bad for this track so I ignored the post
>>557348136
any good uma figgies on the horizon?
>>557348109you got me but I answered it honestly because an A rank that lucky pace lead will win in this BS CM anyways
My pace bakushin is underperforming I may replace her for a non meta uma, who has been your dark horse of this CM?
why sakura chiyono o dog?
>>557348235I didn’t know the answer to the original question, so I didn’t respond.
>>557348413
Currybros....
>>557348346tbf she probably would have had a few more wins if the el cp i made today didn't eat them all
>>557348509bein cute
We were forced to meet but alas we must go back to fight for our rightful place, sayonara, /vg/
this is what I get for not trying to be a metafaggot
>>557348514did she melt the choco with her body temperature?
>>557348109This CM is ultimately still a gamble, running META only gives you better odds, doesn't guarantee you win. However, that's an abysmal win rate for that build so I'm just going to assume you either have an uma stealing her wins or you're getting put in the giga whale lobbies
>>557348235True meta would have thh + one or two style/distance corner speed skills instead of outer post, intimidate and maybe one other skill
>Almost lost to thisWHAT THE FUCK.
>>557348607Good luck bwo, keep the vacation home nice and clean.
>>557348527>be me4/5>wow this should be easy>>1/5 and 2/5 for the rest of the attempts
>>557348330
I now hate sprint CMs with every fiber of my being. Long may be a whale CM but at least it's honest, you whaled and botted more so you win more, it doesn't feel like I lost because of actual bullshit.
>>557348608I'm running Taishin and still winning, I dunno man
She carried me today but I have a bad feeling about further rounds bros...
>>557348629Well, she is really hot
This mad lad actually tried the big nige, Taishin wasn’t having it though.
>>557348760>He didn't get sent to a Finals lobby with a composition that automatically means he loses before it even started
>>5573421673 - 2 - 3 - 5My Bakushin is surprisingly strong,
>>557349003actually I lost my shot at platinum last CM at the very last microsecond, but it didn't feel like BS, they were neck and neck up to the final lengths
>>557348820She was winning rooms all the time here, round 1 lobbies have shit fronts so the pace chasers are up my fronts ass by the final corner. Hopefully round 2 will be better for us FRONTgawds.
50% winrate. Better than normal!
>Click wit three times to get above 700>Still cap speed right before URA finals
>>557348184First inspiration was not good but I got this event.I will take the strenght chakra, that will at least help me cope otherwise I will QUIT the run.
>>557349081feelin groovy?
>>557349190Nice!
>>557349203why did you censor the goal anon
>>557349365I didn't want to doxx my uma but she's in a better place now
>>557348608>>557348761every one of these umas except buono is meta loltaishin is SSS tier anywhere because encroaching shadow is the best skill in the game
>>557348330Alter Gentildonna. Koto Creek has a good looking sculpt.
Agunes Tachyon da.
all my matches were against A, A+ and S... I feel so bad for bullying them
>>557349626
>>557349530>taishin is SSS tier anywhere because encroaching shadow is the best skill in the gameThen why did she get 5th place in like 4 races in her career run today?
>>557349530Why are taishinfags like this...
>>557348820What's your wincon for gutsmaxxed Suzu? Mine is hitting Unrestrained late, but I figure yours doesn't need it as much?
>>557349825torena issue
>>557349825Post deck and we'll see
>>557349530>encroaching shadow is the best skill in the gameanon why are you sniffing? Is that a tear I see? your eyes are very red right now
Can you really call her your favorite Uma if you don't have her potential at 5 stars?
>>557349530taishinfags got way too cocky after she was finally actually okay for the first time in CM8
>>557349982i'm not mad, i'm sparking taishin tomorrow because she's adorable AND metataishinfags who refuse to accept that she is meta, on the other hand...
Just checked/v/ma and I recognized their posting style. It's surprisingly our oldfags and OGposters
==META REPORT==--BETTER THAN EXPECTED TIER--- Air Groove- Wedding Groove--THANOS TIER--- CurrenChan- Bakushin--FRAUD LIST--- El Condor Pasa- Smart Falcon
>>557349873It's literally dueling. Thats it. I wish I had recorded one of her wins, a few times she was in 3rd or 4th and hit a duel and just rocketed back into 1st. Granted she has Unrestrained and everything but even with those most of the time the pack is nipping at her heels as soon as the downhill portion ends.
/uma/ will be like >skip taishin bro she is only used in long CM and you already have goldship>roll summer flopuzensky bro even if it takes 200 pulls she is meta forever this japanese picture of her alongside v bourbon and x oguri proves it
>>557349973>>557349886I go for a Gutsmaxxing build. This pic isn't mine, it's someone else'se from here from like a month or two ago, but I'm using the same deck aside from swapping out MLB R Riko to LB1 SSR Riko
>>557349530UWAAAAA TAISHIN STILL THINKS SHE HAS THE POTENTIAL EVEN AFTER JOBBING EVERY CM TO GOLSHI BWEEEEEEEH TAISHIIIIIN SO KYUTE
>>557350246Maybe I'm failing a comprehension check here but why would /uma/ regulars go to /v/
Encountered this. Seems like Sprint A is optional.
>>557350208
>>557350381I don't know why you're responding to an anon who claims to recognize posting styles.
>>557350246/v/ma propaganda needs to end. They have their entire structure of clubs that don't even interact with us. They are not stealing our oldfags, if anything people graduate/v/ma and come here.
taishin is actually pretty good this time around lowkirkenuinely
my kingu JOBBER is just there for morale support bakushin and curren are carying
>>557341093After watching the animes I get why people ship mihorice. They have good chemistry and always together. Better than dia-kita forced pairing.
>the guy I followed today for sasami ashinzawa changed his borrow immediately to fucking TazunaREEEEEEEE
>>5573502085 starring takes an humongous amount of statues, I stop at 4 sorry
For those of you who haven't heard yet, mambodanchou has tragically passed away. Please feel free to pay your respects.
>>557350246Their CM team comps is genuinely surprising. I was expecting a repetitions of meta umas but they had a good amount of oshigaming/mutations more than us at least and I can respect that
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>557350541I watched Kitasan and DIa's story chapters earlier. They're so trainersexual that the characters are legit enhanced by the presence of a trainer. They should remake S3 but give Kitasan and Dia their own trainers.
>>557350208Hmm? But she is at 5 stars?
>>557350461It's just a shit stirrer desu, I go regularly. Fine trainers and fine people just different. There's some crossover yeah but things are respectful and there isn't stuff like poaching or inter-thread stuff. Ignore him cuz he's just trying to demoralize you since the grass is always greener on the other side.
>>557350208>if you don't have her potential at 5 stars?
>>557350707>even mambo has been compromised by isrealit's actually unironically umaover
>>557350707nyo.....
Might only reach B-finale, but she is doing her best
>>557350779Quite frankly they should do the same with S1 and 2, make them closer to the game, instead of making it a few huge teams with sinuglar trainer each.
>>557350707This is nyot true...
>>557350458I see so it's a wit issueBrb training wit
>>557350707That's wonderful news. Now he can't log in once a week just to keep Leader.
In some of the rooms I hosted here, sometimes /v/ermin join em.
>>557350707MAMBEPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
OOOHOHOHOHO
>>557350972how do you know they are from /v/
>>557350541They're the best of friends
>>557350707I hope he gets reincarnated as an umamusuko and finds a nice female human trainer in another world... He deserves it
All of my wins are from taiki.
Mamboyakodon finally interacting...
>>557351009they have /v/ clubs
wat happens when they run out of star signs to name cms after?
>>557350707
>>557351078Post build and winrate, I've not seen a single Taiki win sprint ever.
5 > 4 > 3 > 0Safe to say all my bad luck came in the very last round
>>557350972I notice that too. Often times scrims are hosted by non-/vg/ anons. But it's alright I think, scrim's a scrim
>>557351009I check their clubs and profile desc
Since Lord Kanaloa isn't in the game Curren Chan is the undisputed god of sprints in Pretty Derby.
>>557350707Real????
>>557351098i heard that at some point they stop giving out titles for winning
>>557351098look at those cute honses
If you didn't go 20/20 in Round 1 Day 1 then your Round 2 will be mega curse.
My winrate is terrible but my pace Digitan has the most wins. Thank you Digitan.
What a great start into this CM...
>>557351194>>557351096You actually stalk anons profiles?
>>557351086Oh they added NPC home screen voiceline/interactions?
>>557351246umagrok is this true
>>557351340I want to know which bitch I just shat on or which nigger beat me. I sometimes see the Uma&Co danchou on public rooms.
>>557351334deserved for using the f2poor setup
>>557351342I just caught this hag walking around Tracen for some godforsaken reason
>nothing but shite rolls>barely any useful rainbows in y3>most recovery sessions were terrible, meaning I couldn't train properlyI was so close to something kinda decent to upgrade my TT damnit fuck you game
>>557351342Nyes
won 6/7 out of 20, managed to sneak into group ai think curren from a month ago has all but one of those wins
>>557351302I had the wrong aces at first. Should have been using my King Halo all along instead of Bakushit or Hishi FATkebono
>>557350407yeah distance aptitude is near meaningless since the period of time where in which speed actually matters is very small!
>>557351420I often see a danchou in a scrim room
>>557351442>the hot onsen hag can walk around the schoolhuh?? thought she is from some out of school event? can she talk and does she have lines??
>>557348115Any anons who got 5/5 are just lucky running to these punching bags
>>557351442This one does the sperg walk
Based JP artist dabbing on the daughteru/friends only scumbags
>>557351194ASS Wonder
>>557351669>random text on white backgroundwhy did you make this, anon?
i like sounds of earth
>>557346196because she is MAOU-CHAN!
>>557351614Yes they literally just added npcs to the home screen with dialogue/interactions. Also see >>557351446 all of them have 3 each now
>>557351614I've been resetting but haven't seen her being available to talk yet but this one showed up in the back.
Was bored and checked what future umas and stories looked like, and what I noticed is how overly designed the new umas are.I tried reading summaries of the newer umas story snd I can't help but notice that most of their stories heavily focuses on romance especially with Buena Vista, and honestly can't say I like it. Her story repetitively revolves around how she's your childhood friend, and very few instances of training her for the better. Hell you even got Spe's grace and permission. Whatever happened to the rule of no romancing your trainee. I know this is a glorified VN but the newer umas really took it to the extreme.
>>557351446Yeah I am thinking it's time to sex some of these NPCs.
>>557351468post kingu and cards and umanko
>>557351446>sugar lightsYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>557351669>'--------You guys able to keep pace with me?'
>>557345979KORE WA CURREN CHANICHIBAN KAWAIIIIII
>>557351818>>557351856Huh, fascinating. Can't wait to see this in 3-4 years.>>557351892>how overly designed the new umas are.Show me a single big long running weeb franchise that does NOT encounter this problem, just one. Power creep is a bitch, and design is a passion.
Why'd they give jungle pocket such a lewd crass name?
>>557351856Other onsen hag
>>557351669Why not have her as a messy homeless bum old man that's also your wife?
>>557351669I saw his post this morning and I think he's right, although I sometimes don't like how he draws the trainers looking a bit effeminate
Wow refreshed into a new backdrop jumpscare.
>>557352053>I think He is right, but I can see where you’re coming from with his depiction of men. I don’t mind it at all, but originally I thought the artist was a woman since those men look like out of a bl manga kek
>>557351446desire to know more intensifies.
Hmmmm....
>>557350541They're super cute.
>>557352197That backdrop looks like a Saint Seiya character
>>557351892newer horses are more of for (You) than showcasing their achievements and lore which is why I like the ones released 1-3 years into the game honestly just right the balance I like it better
>>557352234The "Green bitch is an uma" allegations become more and more difficult to deny.>>557352197>One of the JP posters RN is Stego-anonShocking stuff.>That backdropFancy.
>>557350541will watching the anime make me more comfortable envisioning threesomes their in game interactions aren't really enough
>>557351969KEK
Would you rather have chocolate or Curren?
Brutal beatings for y*riposters
I'm sorry is this /uma/ or is this /umajp/?
>>557352234What happens if I take off her hat?
Stego cute but I'm not entirely sure how I feel about the "chocolate" she gave me.
>>557352464
>>557352410Curren is a whore so chocolate
>>557352434shut up>>557352425keep talking>>557352481zero idea what stego is about, but I REALLY like her casual outfit. really not sure why, but it looks awfully familiar...
>>557352410Yeah I'll take CurrenCurren Bouquetd'or that is
>>557352481She made it with her love nectar
>>557352410to ask that question is to answer it
>>557351892At least they did good for Gentil and Ruby they were able to properly highlight both an engaging story and subtle romance from the trainee's side
Any anons actually locked in for the long haul? I recently looked up the banner schedule and I don't know if I can see myself still playing this game all the way into 2028 to roll on meno. I'm far from burned out now but the horror stories I hear about MANT make me think it's inevitable
>>557352481Like seriously >Chocolate Bacon
Thoughts on solo Falco ace + dual Watchful Eye debuffers for CM10? I don't have my own Taiki
>>557351892hard disagree. Still In Love's story was fucking amazing. Deranged, mad, furious energy, great psychological horror insanity, heartfelt romance. Cannot wait to pull her in 5 years.
>>557352665>HQ bacon with HQ choco...I wanna try it, sounds tasty as fuck
>>557352643Future scenarios are better some of these incredibly shorter so yeah, I'm in.
>>557352410Begone foul thot!I'm already promised chocolate!
>>557351446Who is that yellow hat cutie?
>>557352537Rice wouldn't say this nor be this close to n*ngen woman.
>>557352759>trainer returns a wedding ring
>Win the Hot Springs ticket with Chiyono>People think we look like siblingsI can’t believed I got Siblingzoned bwos…
>>557352750I made some, it's amazing
>>557352643I enjoy it enough and the CM hype grind is actually pretty amusing. I hope you guys stick around with me, it's comfy having anons to post with about the thing we enjoy.
spe CHUD tried selling her daughters to me
I like Falcons expression in this one.
A CM where Curren Chan dominates is 1000x times cuter than a CM where Goldship dominates.Looking at a field full of Currens makes me happy Curren is not like other uma when seeing too many of them makes you annoyed. There is no limit to the amount of Currens it is nice to see.
>>557352643MANT is a bit of a notorious low point from the sound of things. Big (for now) stat bump across the board, but also awful gameplay. This will change a good bit down the line when we get more fun scenarios.
>>557352665Dude im not gonna lieThat shit genuinely fucks
>>557352643I'm surviving until Machan then I'll think about what to do then.
>>557352836remember that dogs mate between siblings
>>557352836Would you rather be siblingzoned or dogzoned?
thoughts on this??? >umamusume sticker album
Laisu's onee-chan...
>>557352379If you have Sasami, she trips over her words in one of the events again
>>557352836Playing her story she mentioned an older brother and a younger sister. I can't imagine the amount of lust you'd have to fight back for your actual Uma imouto
>>557352643I'll be playing it until I die, which while I pray is soon, is decades away, most like. I love it. I love the girls, I love the races, I love the constant push to improve and make better and better breeders. My goal is to one day train a Suzuka so powerful she wins a 3200m CM for me.
>>557352643Yeah, but I'll most likely have to step down at some point and make a chill club for casuals
>>557352643I'm excited for MANT I get to use new cards. I have way better guts cards then I had the meta cards for the last two scenarios. My guts build umas are going to pay all you bitches back for beating me in all these cms.
when does mant end??????????
>first cm race>all aces S rank>lose to A and A+ umas>uma who took 1st bricked me in her banner by wasting 133 rollsgod hates me
>>557352859>>557352925Man I fucking bet. I'm not a huge choco type these days, but I'd like to try something like this at some point, sounds super delish. Plus it would give me a reason to try some decent (mutt) bacon for once, not the super cheap shit cuz I want loads. Also: British bacon is fucking gay.
>>557352464It would be extremely painful
Thank you whoever linked /v/ma here, I didn't know they had uma threads and was able to yoink thisThey're pretty comfy too unlike from what I kept hearing here tho only problem would look like the jannies are always on their ass also found there some of the old images no longer being posted here hope they're not our oldfags
why is the JP general so dead that they come here for attention? is JP Umamusume going EOS or something?
>>557352665fuck i'm fat
>>557353071Casual club danchous are 4 steps ahead of you
>>557350434The dirters are really cute.
>>557352902thisi'm loving it
>>557353167They’re definitely our oldfags. /uma/ threads are just bots and troons and raids nowadays.
>>557353176Is JP uma going to EOS he says. The next scenario is bringing global umas into the game.
>>557341373based
>lost all my racesheh
why is this dive faggot always crying like a schizoid? is his thread dying and EoS or something? so sad...>>557353167kept hearing that the /v/thread has le OC and more chill threads in general, so I'm not surprised, it's essentially what the /v/ba thread used to be, while /bag/ is weird as shit.
I'm a bad trainer so I can't get 1200/x/1200/x/1200 but I don't get just how much pace down fucks you up. Two of my umas have groundwork + greens but they'll pace down to the back of the pack because their wit isn't 1000+
>>557353176nice try divegrass schizo
>>557353167>under 2kb nishino>NY Natie shoving youHoly shit haven't seen those like since last year
>>557353117Making it is pretty easy too>melt chocolate in a metal bowl floating in a saucepan of boiling water>fry bacon until it's pretty crispy but not too brittle>dip bacon into chocolate vertically. One side than the other>transfer to baking sheet and immediately transfer to freezer for 2 minutes to hardenENJOY
>>557352762Zenya Yoshida and the horse Dictus (soccer boy's and ikuno's sire) fused together and reincarnated as a lolibaba that wants (You)r dick
>>557352925>>557352750Funny enough the dialogue after that screen has her going>You won't know until you taste it yourself. See, it's kind of like our journey, right? Fufu, try it, go and take a bite.So she knows it's weird. But yeah it's probably delicious.
why the fuck dont you guys post your umamusume figurines?
>>557353129You're a big uma
>0 runs todaySorry danchou, I swear today was an important dayAnyways, you can have this as an apology.
>>557341373Kawakami Princess is the strongest uma and she is a pink princess.
>>557353487Well she can have it
>>557353520>>557353520>>557353520>>557353520
>>557352907What I think when anons say MANT was a lowpoint is because the JPbros that were playing at the time didn't know what to do with their bricked decks and were too dumb to play efficiently, so better players who lucked into the best RB cards destroyed them. Like, imagine being a shitter jumping from A+ to S during MANT and others were pulling out SS or above umas, that is demoralizing. And careers taking so long doesn't help. The meta being stuck on XOguri/Vbourbon/SMaru for 6 months probably didn't help either. I bet a lot of JP anons that play here gaslight about MANT because they straight up didn't play it and jumped to the next one and that's why they recommend shit they probably saw when they were kicked in the balls by whales.For us it's going to be different, knowing how to play and the diverse**** meta will make it less of an annoying experience.
JPbros please explain why I'm seeing umas give chocolates like this now
>>557353519I just bought an Ikuno…Dictus figure. She’s coming in 2 to 4 weeks, because I’m a cheap bastard.
>>557353297dirters have my cute granny, which makes them the best by default>>557353485>transfer to baking sheet and immediately transfer to freezer for 2 minutes to hardenDid not expected this part, figured people would eat that stuff fresh while making, but I suppose then you couldn't gift it or whatever.>>557353513Actually pretty cute
>>557353352WELL I DIDN'T REALLY THINK SO NOW DID IBUT IF THATS NOT IT TELL ME WHY WE'VE BEEN INFESTED WITH THIS JPNIGGERS AND WHY THEY DON'T LIKE THEIR OWN GODDAMN FUCKING GENERAL OR IS THAT TOO HARD FOR YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!
>>557353584shakur would nEVER do this
>>557353584There's a valentine event running where you can choose who you receive gifts from. 1 a day.
Ok unironically how to you make GUTSMAXXING work without hitting Rest a fuckton of times? Doesn't Guts use energy more than any other training?
holy these sprint races are kino. who said sprint was shit? this is exciting
>>557353584you say that as if valentine's was a japanese invention
>>557352643I cleared all the discount paid carats, I'm in for the long run
>>557353529Seiun cute! Cute Sky! Choco!
>>557353581Plus those umas won't be as dominant because of accelerated changes. It already happened to smaru. We will see next CM if Oguri and Bourbon still hold up.
>>557353584There is a small animation that plays before you see this screen >>557352665 with the description of the chocolate they gave you. It's pretty cute
>>557353692my favorite part is watching curren pop all of her midrace before PK ends then she sits on 9th for the rest of the race
>>557353692yeah i love when my uma randomly goes from 2nd to 8th for no fucking reason
>>557353581>jumping from A+ to S during MANT and others were pulling out SS or above umas>that is demoralizinghaha... yeah... imagine THAT!...>>557353529>lazy boy chocogimme
>>557341497bitch
>>557353584check the calendar
>>557353581>imagine being a shitter jumping from A+ to S during MANTy-y-yeah, wh-what kind of shitty toreina is only getting A+ in Aoharu consistently?c-couldn't be me..........
>>557352964i miss those
>>557353531Gentildonna is the strongest
>>557352964GIVE ME PELUCHES
>>557353687>>557353758Oh my god, thank you for the information. I have an excuse to stalk Xitter all day now.
>>557353529You were having sex with another woman.
>>557351818SPEED SEX
>>557353758>Cafe(?) story removed(censored) the "date" lineHow much ya wanna bet they're going to remove the valentines day stuff outright in global?
I didn't practice in rooms to filter out the versions of my girls that performed the worst like in previous CMs and just went in balls deep. Oh boy, it's a volatile shitshow already: I won against stronger built teams with ease but I struggled against day 1 teams that didn't even have decent skills. Either way, I'm so glad my baby could get some solid wins, that makes at least one 1st place in every CM so far (dirt CM is going to be hell). Very easy personal goal but we take what we can.
>>557353810I only got my first S training for this CM. Wit is Strong.
>>557353629>Did not expected this part, figured people would eat that stuff fresh while makingRemember that the chocolate is around 150-180 degrees, and room temperature chocolate, particularly milk chocolate, is pretty soft. If you don't chill it, the chocolate goes everywhere and makes a mess. Which is fine if you're using a naked pic related as a plate, but otherwise can be troublesome.
>>557353871Well, I don't know about JP umas but Kawakami Princess can pick up a giant boulder and throw it. What did Gentildonna do?
>>557352643Can't promise that because I never know if I get caught up in an accident and die or my body gives out on me. But I'm here for now and still playing activelyBesides, two years isn't that long to wait. You'll be fine even if you drop the game for a few months and come back refreshed and ready to roll
I'm going to FUCKING die
>>557353817>>557353892>>557352964wtf are these?
>>557354010punched a boulder and it shattered into a thousand pieces she strong
>>557353991>is around 150-180 degrees...Good point, yeah. I'm not very smart, pls understando.>the chocolate goes everywhere and makes a messThink of pic related or something, that was my idea... tho your idea works too of course.>>557354129>tfw no luna/brian gifting me ligma
>>557353167You win. You made me visit /v/ and the linked thread in the other stealth uma thread in here>Opera bird>Machandoll posting>low quality Nishino>Seiunposting>Rudolf Air Groove awful memeThey're like a memorylane to the past and kind of hit me with nostalgia. got this video there so they cool
So disheartening to see a dead whaleScared that might be me one day as a small fry
>>557353758She should feed me that chocolate mouth to mouth
>>557353965>Holiday named after a Christian saintHow did this get past the troonslaters?
>>557354129holy mother of KYUTE
>>557353167It's not oldfags is culture split.Imagine a species that evolved in a place and then they split, one side has kept the old images and memes like bird opera and the other one invented the wheel and post curren and falco.
For some strange reason, Haru Urara has been the #1 favourite in every single race when she is patently not the strongest racer.I guess everyone does just love her.
You don't need riko to hit stamina reqs for aquarius they saidGood thing I had max hints to be able to pick up corner recovery
>>557354190>>557354373I would eat these ON THE SPOT
>>557354185Well, sounds like they are about the same with similar boulder feats.Super Creek may actually secretly be the strongest though. She tanked a barrage of attacks from goldship like it was nothing.
>>557353167Whats the secret to identifying /v/ma threads? If it takes more than a cursory glance of the 4chanX catalog I'm not going to bother
>>557354287because the retard localizers are too stupid to realize St. Valentine was a holy martyr who wed Christian couples in secret from the authorities (had to use civil officials in Roman Law ie pagan priests) and was caught and killed. Now it's just a day about sex and the lack thereof
I'd take a sloptuber raid over this umaJP valentines flexing it isn't even valentines yet and for once I agree with our JP/divegrasshater schizo
>>557353758And her gift (handmade financiers in the shape of cleats)
>>557354418No, we just lost our culture. All we have left are the bad posters.
>>557354287Uneducated heathens tend to be retarded, not just mentally.
>>557353965when are we supposed to receive these animations?
>>557354545They post the link on their discord I'm not even memeing you
>>557354446The amount of Stink Nature debuffers I've seen in THIS cm has been appalling. Some people really can't help themselves.
>>557354446Why wouldn't you just take Rico anyway because it gives you energy and mood recovery without wasting a turn on no stat?
Fuck yeah. Didn't have to spend my rainbow crystal on it like I said I would after anni free rolls.
>>557354579>I'd take a sloptuber raidOf course (You) would
>>557354446you can check the umalator, but 500-550 stam for Aquarius is fine even for fronts. 600 is best though, for the speed boost. I have to run a stam card, sad to say.
>>557354579Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, anon.
>>557354545You just need to enter gallery mode and find an image from umamusume. You just wont find a subject name on their threads
>>557354010https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A8pOXJiBRZ0
I FOR ONE, APPREACIATE THE (bigger) RETURN OF OUR /jp/ BREATHERAN!>>557354620Probably never fucking EVEEEEEEEEEEEEER>>557354525Hell is that, nuts? If so, then abso fucking lutely yes please.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED FENOMENO IN GLOBAL SO BAD
>>557351446>no signs from the three goddessesIt's because they're holograms, right?
>>557354545You literally have to "train wit" to find their stealth thread as they say, they do make some pretty good shit.https://files.catbox.moe/d2ud84.pngI've coomed to one of their drawfags art before.
>>557354579Why are dogposters so bad as of lately?
>>557354579Don't be mean to our umaJP refugees they are hated in their own thread
>>557354432It's the bloomers...
>>557354579It's not even flexing they're just stealing their images off twitter just to shit up the thread which is worse
>>557354804now that I think about it, I guess along with the Valentine's event and the new outfits...
>>557354795GOD her voice is pure sex
>>557354782Did I stutter? It's tomorrow why are we being spammed already by it? Do you celebrate new years one day in advance?
i'm really glad it's pasa meta. i really like using her since she's fun to watch.
>>557354129>>557354373She has a messy jungle down there btw
>>557354597If you keep calling every post bad, perhaps I will leave, disband my /vg/ club and make /v/ even more desirableIt's not my fault poopshitters also post here
>>557354826they're AI, but yes
>>557354795Well, the making japan shake part is pretty definitive can't argue with that one.
>>557355006…yes. It’s called New Year’s Eve.
>>557354795>>557354990>Impossibly strong girl>Princess type>Talks high and mighty>Sexy beyond believeYeah
>>557355051and I fully intend on getting lost in it
>>557355046I like how her boobs jiggle after she spins before a career race...
>>557355006>It's tomorrow why are we being spammed already by it?because, you retarded nigger, your trainees are already giving you chocolate when you log in. Do you not even play the fucking game? It's Valentine's Day in Japan already, numbnuts! baka!
>>557353965that event is a date no matter how you look at it. in fact, almost every Christmas event is a date, which I guess comes from the classic Japanese idea of spending Christmas eve romantically with your "partner"
>>557355051Umas are part horse they don't have hair down there.
Jesus fucking christ man whats the fucking odds of getting a sleep deprived on your first 3 rests including a couple night owls, the game really knows how to just say fuck you to a run
>>557355068By all means. I don’t care about your club.
>>557355245but if they did...........I wouldn't mind, particularly
>>557355309>he rests
Sorry danchou but tomorrow I have a date with the missus. That means NO careers except for a failed one to get my dailies.
>>557355220Well yeah, just like CHRISTMAS that was loudly being mentioned by EVERY UMA is very clearly CHRISTMAS, no matter how much they want to deny it by not adding CHRISTMAS decorations or putting it in the ""translated"" textDoesn't mean "they" won't try to remove it as hard as they can get away with, I suppose.
>>557355404I wish I could rest...
I don't really agree with the dogposter but it would be nice if everyone could instead post their own fucking screenshots FROM the global version. Everyone kept saying they oshigame or something but there are almost no screenshots from their oshi in here and almost all from JP or stolen off twitter.b
>>557355360Even if it becomes a sauna down there after a race?
>>557354579I don't mind jp ppl, although the weird spam recently is just ultra pointless. Hey look at this uma i got you wont see in 3 years. The end. There's no segway, no point in discussing.
>>557355006We also already have valentines lines in EN as well despite it not technically being the day of. And it’s also actually the day of in Japan now too
>+500 caratsBased?
>>557355539Because everyone left.
>>557355616Oh hey, you're right.
>>557355309just give up that run and save your anger.
>>557355539cryaboutitfaggot
>>557355603hags lovedate with hags
>>557355601This tbdesu
QUEUE NOW. The casuals are queuing.
open your mailit's valentines now
Globaltards really hate fun uh?
>>557355592ESPECIALLY THEN
CYGENEROUS!
>Valentines is tomorrow>VBourbon isn't coming out tomorrowFast forward that shit. It's not like people are magically going to get 30k in 3 days.
>>557355863>quarterAnon...
>>557355816ignore the schizo, he uses chiyo to shitpost but he doesn't even have her
>>557355678>quitting a runwew lad there goes your 9 star 10 white spark parent.
>>557355939a third, I'M SORRY, IM STOOPID!
wtf you said I could TAKE YOU INSTEAD don't scam me now Doto
I just lost to this. I no longer like sprint CM. This is beyond baffling how they beat my 15k Chiyo
>>557355601Honestly this. It's just pointless spam or flex. I mean, cool that you got one from your JP favorite, happy for you, no need to post others' gifts.
God bless. More casual outfit grinding once I beat that stupid ass Super Creek.
wait shit jp AND global got the same gift...
>>557356001SfV > Rushing Gale is pretty much an autowin for Taiki, she's strong as fuck.
>>557355896Ermmm akshually it is today in Japan
>Globaltards get 500 free carats as wellHory shet, color me surprised!>>557356120Sure fucking did!
>>557356014You can also spam with the global girls now
>Someone had to lose 5 times to figure out that a start delay is a death sentence in sprint races
>>557356170you don't know how SFV works if you think that. It's useless 90% of matches because of when it fires
>>557356120Uh oh, the japanese players wont liek getting the same rewards as the gaijin
Pace Down mode is a silly mechanic
>he doesn't have a JP accountwwwww
>>557353371> /bag/ is weird as shitWhat's wrong with it? Haven't been there since the hack
>>557356176Symbolize this dick, Rudolf.
>>557356249Petition soon
question for the jp fags, does her career have her run in the arima kinen?also turbo is for tenderly loving
>>557356176
i'd really wish JPbros and Globalbabs could've at least understand their differences and stayed friends but apparently that is a very difficult scenario. guess i'll hold on to that dream and just assume there are loud faggots from both sides.
>>557356120it's a valentine gift after all
>>557356248YOU don't know how it works if you haven't seen it proc late on Capricorn and chain into Rushing Gale. Fucking retard>t.running Taiki in Capricorn
4chan????????????????
>>557356485Is this real? I love Curren now
Gettting fuku to run dirt is going to require a miracle and many prayers
>>557356501our /jp/ friends who arent obnoxious about it are goodno the irony is not lost on me, the ryanfag
>>557356543faggots like you are so god damn obnoxious. Yeah dude the skill setup that works 1 out of 10 times is SO AMAZING
>>557356552our girl
Nothing's stopping cyge from having global the same valentines gifting event BTW
>>557356501I like /umajp/.
>>557356501The convergence will happen when we catch up
Alright, I forgot that I still had some 4000 points left. Bought everything else already before the event ended. How do I invest these 4k points (that equal to 5 stars)?
>>557356460yes, you can see her objetives in gametora
>>557356584No its fake. Curren gets more views than that in 20 minutes.
>>557356460It's her final objective.
>>557356485based fille eclair
>>557356179just marry me El
>>557356501Both sides fault. They're fine with posting their screenshots here but doesn't mean they should spam our thread with events stolen off X or screenshots more than necessary.
>>557356501I had this very dream since day 1 of launch. I'm a globaltard myself, but I very much appreciated JPbros help throughout that entire first month, told them as much at the time as well. I'm 100% convinced that all the whining cunts are a few black sheep, either from both or only one side, literally doesn't matter if you ask me.People should grow the fuck up and simply get along, but there is always going to be some (literally) hyper autistic freak that can't just get along, they NEED to destroy things and be edgy evil.
>>557356179>Dad approved>first non family memberHer father fully expects you to marry her now...
>>557356179I love her…
>>557356751I'd do grass wonder if you want a parent (more an affinity bridge) or king halo if you want better tt scoring
>>557356708Ours is in a week.
>>557356501jp should just stop tsuntsuning and merge with us already
>>557356501I don't mind JP umas posted or their spam or they pretending to know Japanese. I like Keibabros more.The problem is that it's probably one guy or two who still believes they get shit on over fucking divegrass when 80% of the current thread wasn't here for that and the umaJP thread being dead doesn't help because they could very well post there but they want these spicy (You)s so they come here.
This glue somehow managed to win convincingly as a solo front in entire lobby.
>>557356708Their Spaghetti code?
>>557356552She knows us too well.
>helios would never see this scenery
I'm not sure I ever even went 1/5 way back in Taurus, the rng of cap is nuts. Lost to 3 sub-13k umas. Need to mentally prepare for an absurd finals
well, got my 3 win entry, but I am not running a very optimal group at all. Curren Chan got a few wins though and she's SUPER cute and lovable so that's cool. Only ran into one dumb falcon and she lost. Poor poor falco.
>>557356909look how happy she is
>>557356657when did I say it works every time, faggot? I explained why a shitty-looking Taiki won, you said "hurr durr you're stoopid if you think that's how SfV works" as if I said Taiki hits that 1/10 chance every time. Eat. Shit.
>I like keibabros btwYo me too>>557356909I adore Helios, but LMAO GET FUCKED
>>557356805I want to fille her with my eclair
>>557356501I've following the horsies before the launch of jp. If it makes you guys feel better, I hate both of you, gacha humanoids, equally.
>>557356934I got my first 0/5 (Round 2) last CM, and still won.
>>557356895Anons forgot what a proper groundwork front can do since people got tired of trying to make them.
chiyoposters are the worst avatarfags in this general
Can 498 stam and a white recovery win haruten?
Bono...please...im trying to lose weight for you i want to be strong enough to lift you
kitsui
>>557356958I read this in our president's voice
I lost a race while training Suzuka but I'm post-runaway because that dogshit skill plays against me because my summer hag can't spot struggle with an oonige but I may be retarded and probably want runaway to swat down falcos and to proc nimble navigator more reliablythanks for reading
>>557357076juvenile eclair fillies
>>557357097Yes, as Late, with good Wit.
>>557357121You're replying to him
>>557356501Obnoxious JPfags flexing their up-to-date game aren't welcomed here but the Keibafags can stay because they actually contribute something or something good.
>>557357096theres too many chiyoposters for it to be avatar fagging anon
>>557357080Yet you're in this thread because?
>>557356863After some thinking, I went with Grass Wonder. No way I'm going to use King Halo. Thanks dude.
aaaiiiieeee why is she outside my apartment?where's the dorm security???
>>557357110You aren't going to get strong enough to lift bono by losing weight.You gotta slam that whole cake down and turn in into muscles
I'm so in there.
>>557357121
I forgot how adorable Grass can be
So Stinko Windy’s roommate was Royce&Royce all along…
umamusumes are natural rapists
>>557356859>>557356831>>557356813>/uma/ likes Eru nowThe latina propaganda is working
>>557357314WATCH OUT, SHE'S GOING TO STAB YOU IF YOU SAY NO RUUUUUUUUUN>>557357236>Ogu gmod imagePost ignored, it's too silly.
>>557357096That's not Smart Falcon fag, who has moved on to terrorize /v/
>>557357197Phew, thanks
>>557356343What an absolute shitshow
>>557357274Just because I hate you doesn't mean I hate other communities less. Besides, I truly wish you all well. Being annoyed it's no excuse to wish harm to others.
good thing i also picked up jp recently so i'm not offended
>>557357418Still is not that type of Yandere
>>557356831el cp doesn't consider you as family
>>557357407I like any uma with a bust >=90cm automatically.
>>557357446LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
test
>>557357217zased,,,
The meekfag is to blame for all of this
>>557357532Being family only happens after marriage
>>557356501JPNIGGERS ONLY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB: ADD A FEW /UMA/ ON THEIR RETARDED TEAM, BUT NOPE, THEIR FUCKING ALMIGHTY ASSES CAN'T HANDLE GIVE A FEW SPOTS FOR OUR ÉPICO MAYMAYS, THEY CAN'T STAIN THEIR GODLY IMMACULATE TEAM WITH OUR DIRTY PRESENCE. FUCK THEIR SHIT, KILL ALL JPNIGGERS. TOTAL JPFAGGOT DEATH. ALL OF YOU JPASSHOLES GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>557357559If it's made by Mcfatty it's bound to be super sweet
>>557357354shes gonna call the chocolates bussin or something
>>557357407>nowFuck off I’ve loved her from the start
>>557357497SHE IS TO MEEEEEEEEE!!>>557357496I haven't picked up JP, nor will I, yet I'm grown up enough to accept both sides and appreciate them. Hell, people are posting JP Uma left, right and center since day one anyway, so who gives a fuck?
>>557356501JP and Global are incompatible, and I say it as a globalbab. Vibes couldn't be more different. They care much more about keiba as well, as I often see them discussing actual horses and everything surrounding them (bets, trainers/jockey tidbits etc). Also, many discussions centered around purely Japanese side of the franchise (various Jp centric collabs etc), and they often require knowledge of language as well.And not to mention, completely different game environments.They'll just fade away there. Their general is slow and got intimate atmosphere, like some rundown bar with 2-3 regulars.
what the FUCK is a candy burger?
>>557356909Helios would find a way to spoil the mood anyway.This is why she will never be KS Miracle.
>>557357702I guess if anything they are glad their schizos post here instead of there.
>>557357532Why do you want to be family zoned before officially tying the knot and THEN becoming actual family. Even her dad approves
>>557357669Prove. It.
>>557357407She's always been loved since the isekai event though?
>>557357737Its probably a dessert burger. The buns might taste like cake or a donut.
>>557357737
isn't this an indirect kiss?
>>557357702Except for the video game content being different, the other parts are COMPLTELY compatible with our thread, ignoring the potential japanese language problem.Keibafags not only exist here, but actively post LIVE RACES that they're seeing IN PERSON, or people are watching streams together.Collab posting has been a thing for a while as well, even if only because it's cute new stuff to look at, like cingray or the KFC stuff.Talking about vastly different game content IS and CAN be a problem, that is very true however and hard to ignore.
>>557357737>jap 1: uhh how do we make her chocolate more american?>jap 2: CANDY BAHGAH
>>557357636be the change________________________________the game________________
>>557357636The actual divegrass rules doesn’t allow us to share a team unfortunately. It was only an exception last time
>>557357702global has had many keiba watchalongs thoughbeit
>>557356501I think it was very possible for early /uma/ when the majority were still good posters that can pass the witchecks. I feel like we've been overtaken by bad posters or post exists solely of shitposting.I'm currently multi-board viewing after finding out the existence of /v/ma and they're handling JP and global posting just fine, and I can see a hint of nostalgia or a style of posting that existed old /uma/ days, in there which led me to believe even more that it's our current state that's bad, and not because of JP Global rivalry.
>>557357737>
>>557357760I love this magical dork. Got her off the gssr, and wasn't expecting to enjoy her campaign as much as I did.
>>557357959FAT FUCK
odds I go to sleep and finish runs in the morningevens I do my borrow runs then go to bed
jungle as in pubic hair pocket as in umanko
>>557357960>Talking about vastly different game content IS and CAN be a problemI don't think it's really a problem. Many game generals talk about every version of the game (FF, DQ, SMT, etc.) with no issues. It's just gacha mentality making people tribalistic
This global vs jp discussion is just a distraction from your poor performance in this honest CM and you guys know it.
>>557358149see ya>>557357959tubby fuck
AAAIIEEEEEEE????
>>557358063This.I honestly wish I could be bothered with /v/ these days, but the stealth thread bullshit is so gay and stupid, I just don't care enough. Wit check aside, it's more bother than it feels worth, as much as I'd like to see what happens. Hell, the one time I was in their thread people were super friendly and explained how their threads work compared to ours.
>>557357959my oguri didn't give me choco she hates me.........
>has spurt, pilfer and thh innately>not even hard to build>extremely breedableIs Tamamocross the perfect flex parent for back runners?
I remember reading that Opera sent you a chocolate statue of herself, or am I hallucinating that part?
when do i get the chocolate?
>>557358279>It's just gacha mentality making people tribalisticI think that puts it best, without any of the other bullshit.It's what made me dislike the day I was in /bag/ years ago for example, while the /v/ thread was super chill in comparison.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9IwBJYTwQ0
Have some headcrafted choco
>>557358279>FF and FFXIV split>SMT and Persona split
>>557357702I'm glad with the current apartheid desu. JP is a ghost town but I much prefer it to global for reasons I won't elaborate on.And I'm sure as hell glad we've still got years of this before global catches up which makes merging inevitable.
>>557358414Sorry but [Insert fatty that you own] ate it.
>>557358403>>557342308
>1/4>1/4>1/4ouch...
>>557358353she's poor
>>557358403maybe it's the other voice line, some have two
>>557358540Even better
>>557357935why does she get a speedboost after having memories of baking a desert pizza
choco doko?
>>557358145I’ll take Oguri’s half eaten chocolate over whatever the heck Tamamo put in these cookies…
>>557358584>>557358525yeah, the thing is I keep clicking but it never appears
>>557358063>>557358298I knew about /v/ma for a long while but never bothered because it's inside /v/ and that board is a mess of everything I avoid. if I bothered and what you guys are saying is true then I probably would have stayed there
>sprint CM starts>no one in my club requested shoes todayi feel like the club members got btfo'd in the CM and rage quit for today
>>557358665They're probably protein cookies right?
>>557358651She wants to be Gilgamesh sooooo bad
>>557358651>all Ofv fags get is a piece of glassAt least make it something I can sell
Also the one thing I really like about this is that she takes you to the place you guys first end up when you first meet while on a random trip. It's very sentimental.
>>557358762I demand naked orfe
Gonna have Valentina sex with my uma wife. See you nerds later.
>>557358665cumheight supplements maybe
>>557356424Biggest group of degens I've encountered. I don't recall a single time I've opened that thread and not had the "Hina cunny dance.webm" sound post pop up first thing.
so cute
>>557358741That’s just what she wants you to think.
>>557358723I failed the wit check, apparently, scoured every thread in the catalogue and couldn't find it. Maybe they don't have them very often. or maybe I'm fucking retarded
>>557358145BROKE FUCK
>>557358882That's how they gatekeep and it's surprisingly working well
uma JP is doing valentinesfuku fucking cheaped out on me she's precious and broke
>>557358294>It comes with a vow. That one day, I will become worthy of wearing themare those her real shoes? lmao
>>557358947How many miles in that chocolate?
>>557357862Not that anon, but I’ve loved El Condor Pasa since the beginning of Global
>>557358979Nice filename Reddit Cap
>eating obviously laced chocoslol
>>557356501I just think your guys' sense of humor sucks, simple as.
>>557358815>White border on the leftCringe, try again, stego-kun!>>557358723Pretty much this. Back when the game started I came from the /v/ thread, before being active in the weekly /a/ cygay thread. Was linked here d1, been here since. Happy days early on, now days it's the usual /vg/ general shit poster garbo, at least partly. So seeing schizos cry about "JP REEEEEEEEE" is funny as hell and pathetic, but so it goes.
>>557358951You failed the witcheck. Don't bother searching for a subject. It's a Curren OP.
>>557359095
>>557359105
>>557358651Should've asked Dream Journey to make it for her.
Taishin pls, give me at least one or I'm gonna Taishintest you
>>557359176Gimme something "easy" to search, /ba/ had that going for it... Not like the mods would delete them less for being stealthy.
>>557359105>"I'm so happy that my trainee gave me chocolate on Valentine's Day, I'm gonna taste it right now so I can tell her how good it is!"-Flash's trainer, hours before landing in Düsseldorf Airport.
>>557359186Is it gay if I pretend her small peepee is a biggus clittus while I try to preggo her umaotoko kinoko?
>>557359176nta good to knowI will lurk on my own with this new information
>>557359331This happened to me and now I realize I have no idea how to speak german..
>>557359176I swear I checked every thread in that goddamn catalogue....I'll check again but I bet you were just lying........
>>557359324>Gimme something "easy" to searchThere's none. They always change things up so you'd have to look at the threads one by one. It isn't worth the bother unless you want a slower uma thread with few unironic shitposting stirring up the threads.>>557359483The one currently up is easier to spot. The last one is literally just an image of the beach from uma story https://i.4cdn.org/v/1771034600037813.png
Oh, the JP vtuber I watch started playing uma...
>>557359686>so you'd have to look at the threads one by one.Pretty much the issue. Their threads could be super mega fun, but holy shit I won't look at modern day /v/ all fucking day for them
I'm the boss of this academy
>>557359186
>>557359324That would make it easy for the bots to find. No thanks.
>>557359686nope I was just retardeddamn they hid that very well
>>557359864>>557359864>>557359864>>557359864
>>557359397thats the intended way for umas who were stallions
>>557359820Well yeah, I get that, but man it's annoying and "forces" me to stay here.
>>557359979Their thread isn't up 24/7 so it really isn't worth the trouble finding them all the time.
>>557356501That dream was DoA since day 1. The only way you can ever have any kind of unity between differing servers is to just have a launch in all regions so there's no multi-year gap or work hard to shrink the gap by releasing a Global version shortly after the Asia ones.There will always be tribalism, bad blood because people who play on JP will be predisposed to dislike global players (mainly due to random western twitterfags; which is retarded logic but what can you do), and just a completely different culture since they've already had a status quo set since ages ago.That's why FGO split into /alter/ and the main one so they could at least have their own breathing room because it can never work out with a 4 year gap between servers.
>>557359176>>557359686i still can't find it...
>>557360617nevermind i just did
Thread is dead so...The reason why global friends get butthurt about anything other than global content being posted is because it reminds them that they were hype bandwagoners that got into uma because it was, surprisingly, really popular during the global launch. I hope MANT or future content doesn't destroy their will to continue playing the game.
i had to uninstall. it wasnt worth the $400. my youtube recommended is trying to drag me back in.
>>557362106It's because of spoilers and annoying spammers who use future characters kinda like avatars and thereby make those characters annoying, you retard.
