So it happened AGAIN
It seems like valentines lines are now in the lobby
>>557345056well fuck you too maya
>>557345057Jokes on her I love bitter chocolate
>he does it for free
>>557345056That's fucking gross Seiun
>>557345056T-thanks, El
>lost to thisi want out of the sprintcasino
>>557345057Never beating the Top Cun allegations
>>557345064LANDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
I fear no borb
>>557345055Who's the JLingz of Uma Musume?
>>557345063That's not even terrible. She has the important mid-race skills and if all those accels go off at the perfect time it's more than enough for her to win.
Am I bricked bros?
>>557345057TOP CUNT
>>557345062This is cute but also, god it probably tastes awful.
>>557345069>this anon is already on their way to building a 3rd uncap gem already
>>557345062El is so forwardly for (You) it's weird it doesn't get talked about more desu
>>557345067Taishit, potential, never won anything
>>557345072You arent?
>>557345069You have them all. It's the people who don't have 29 uncap gems who are bricked.
Shes so cute I can't wait to get her valentines alt.
>>557345073What are you talking about? El is for grass-chan.
Never change, Digitan.
>>557345077>since I cannot touch cooking applianceswhy
>>557345073The coat hides her massive jugs so she gets overlooked
Guys, my wife literally hates me
>>557345078(You)
>>557345055>Thread was about to die naturally>There would've been a break for hours>Still has a melty and kills it>Now has to play wack-a-mole all nightHe must have known this was gonna happen right? Why did he do it?
>>557345080Bourbon is so terrible and completely awful with technology that whenever she touches an electronic it bricks
>>557345082Wtf gold city
>>557345084Do you think he has to beg the mods to send threads to the shadowrealm too?
>>557345082inb4 blackschizo replies with the umachan screenshot
>>557345055>>>/vg/
Cute
>>557345083Just saying i never got that vibe from el, she is friendcoded and gives zero romance vibes.
>>557345089Actually this one would go on /sp/ little schizo, learn your board cultures before you post
onionsbasedboy
Enough meta.Post rooms.
>>557345084At this point I'm convinced he's a disgruntled uma player and just enjoys fucking with us, like the >>>/vg/ schizo that recognized the Bakushin flag seconds after it was posted
>>557345093>yo onions
>>557345094I-I don't have a dirt team yet...
>>557345091you don't even need to read he story to see how thirsty she is, even the lobby chatter is enough
>>557345090Fukusexo?
>>557345087I think I remember someone saying a long while ago that the page ? shadow realm is simply that the thread got deleted and the html or something glitched and didn't register it. I don't know if it's true though, does anyone know?
Surprisingly easy. Bakushin MVP.
>>557345091>codedGo back to Xitter tranny
>>557345100Don't really know or care desu wa.
>>557345082>literally saying that she will give you chocolate later at homeThere is nothing more valuable than Gold
Someone post teios valentine line I'm out atm
But I wanted chocolates....
>>557345079I love her.
Tsuuuun~
>>557345104I want my chocolate NOW
>>557345091You DID NOT play her career faggot, go back to xitter with your retarded yuri nigger fantasies
Aquarius CMI'm going to run a couple of rooms to see how it feels. My team is very bad so please don't make fun of them when you win.Bring any.9644000496440004
>Recorded the last race since I won>Somehow the file got deletedFUG I didn't save it in the game either ;__;
Not looking good...
>>557345082I take it back. She's the best.
Fuck off to your generals
>>557345113Hide the body Doto, dunk it in acid Doto
>>557345106This fills me with rage why is she like this
>>557345113
Fine is such a cutie
>unrestrains all over your umasYour response?
>>557345108Dober is literally perfect oh my god.
>>557345105
yup, it's kino>choco, dozo!qt
>>5573451116/9Looking for dirters
Are there 1 or 2 lines for Valentines?
>>557345110This is a yuri-coded series, I'm just saying that I don't headcanon el/trainer. Personally I think her dynamic with grass works very well as rivals to lovers and I'm pretty sure el's career is heavy on found family and friendship rather than romance. I wouldn't call her for you but thats JUST my opinion.
>expect sprintcasino>expect 50% win rate>meet expectations>still feels badHow to cope?
>>5573451252
H-how did she do it???
>>557345123Oh my god shes so fucking boring. At least make her sluttier.
>>557345129She broke into your house before you woke up.
gacha needs a containment board
I noticed some girls have only 1 valentines' lines for meIf my intuition is correct, it's related to the bond level. The umas I just got all had 1 valentines line and it was kinda generic at that too, so I guess the second one is a bit more intimate and requires you to raise their bond lv.Here's the sprintlord
Cute. Vodka could never
>I hope you're not be expecting anythingnice TRANSlation, cyjews. didn't know dober was a pirate.
>>557345126>literally confesses to you in her hot spring eventYou wouldn't know because you didn't play her career
>>557345130ok
>>557345135Dober as a pirate sounds funny.
>>557345130Spe is cute fuck you
>>557345136>Replying to a likely unironic woman.
>>557345108Surprisingly deredere for female torenas.
My wife gave me chocolates.
>>557345141Holy dyke, still cute though.
i hate how bad i want to spoil her.
>>557345126>coded
STOP POSTING THIS GARBAGE I NEVER MANAGED TO PULL MY UMAFU FUCK YOU
>>557345140>unironically being a womanngmi
>>557345126>-coded>headcanon>random word in all caps>x to x>blatant misunderstanding of an obvious storybravo anon, you have mastered the arts of womanspeak, it takes years to do this even for the best of us
>>557345146We JUST had the megabanner. If you couldn't save properly for that, that's 100% on you.
>>557345144there we go. I was expecting something like this
>>557345144
>the number one most extravagant giftShit what do I do? I don't think I can win her a plat anytime soon
>unironic /u/tard in this thread
>>557345111You need 3 greens for groundwork.
>>557345152There's another thing you do though....leveling up her potential!
>>557345153Pls be nice to Digitan
>>557345152Savemaxx for speed tachyon, it's the No.1 card for pace chasers.
>>557345154Is that so?
Mayano please, I do careers with you all the time so I have like 2000 air kisses already...
>>557345153
Fuck, I keep falling harder and harder for her every day. I love her so much
>this is the average uma for AquariousYep, I'm thinking it's time to just aim for B finals
>>557345162deck?
>>557345148>there are no girls on the internetFuck you, this is still a yuri series like it or not.
>>557345062>>557345081Condor Paizuri is lindo.
Radical!
>>557345158Post your build. You need 3 greens or 2 greens and concentration/TTL
>732970878
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>can't get the second set of Valentine's voice lines for some of these umas no matter how many times I clickDo I gotta raise their bond more or something? What the hell.
>>557345169Holy sexo
>>557345167Don't worry, I know how groundwork works.
>>557345162Post deck, will still job to my gamblers.
>>557345169She is so for (you) it's crazy how badly she is treated here
>>557345163Here, it's a whale tho
>>557345169The FACE of /v/ma
>>557345170Yuuuuup, one is a generic line and the other one is lovey doveyYou DO have your favorite uma's 2nd valentine's line, right?
Is Fine Motion a lelverpool fan?
>>557345175oh yeah, it's so over.thanks
>>557345169uooh
>no one posted SHART falcon's lineoh no no no
>>557345174>it's crazy how badly she is treated hereShe's at an all time high in hype what are you smoking
>>557345178>IrishDepends on if she'd LARP as Scouse
>>557345181Why are currencels like this?
>Bought $CURREN at the lowest low>All time high and keeps risingI'm rich baby
>>557345178No, shes irish.
>>557345169holy fucking shit
>>557345181my relationship with her is private, you'll never get to see her line.
jordan is so cute i'm gonna explode
>My RIVAL could be a smelly yuri obsessed foid. Thank God for anonymity.
>>557345111Good race. Wuv you.
>>557345185Calls on $CURREN. We are owning this board soon.
>>557345182You know exactly what I'm talking about
>>557345189>happy v-day here's my v-card
Cute bird
>>557345191No need to pretend. Thanks for letting me steal your umas to test though.
>>557345195>My love belongs to all my fans!.
>>557345190/v/ma's playerbase is so eclectic that your rival really could be anyone and you'd never know. There's married ojisans picking fights with high schoolers in these threads.
>>557345182What's the Delta on a Black-Scholes-priced $CURREN call for a hedging portfolio?
>>557345195Falcucks?
>>557345190What's it like having FUARKING RIVALS, anyways?I've been a jobber for so long that I've forgotten what it feels like to truly compete
I sure hope none of those two wins the stakes because I have no fucking idea how to draw them in a funny way for the banner
>Chocolates from SuzukaWuv Suzuka!
>>557345131That's not GoldShi
>>557345199Cute!
chocolates from shichi...
>>557345185>All time high and keeps risingShe's like fine art
>>557345190>you know remember the thread were most anons shared their ages, and it turns out anons are either kids in their early 20s or 40+ojisans, and that most anons were underaged fags
Has anyone posted the Taiki or Bono Valentines lines? Do they have feeder lines?
>>557345196Anytime.
>>557345210I don't think I've seen an Akebono fag since she came out.
>>557345202It's when you feel someone's presence, they feel yours. And you settle it in the race track.
>>557345210kinda plain, but super cute
>>557345060is rice shower a hebe
>>557345197>>557345201>currenfags are such witlets they can't read the first image
>>557345189I'm falling for the Jordanganda.
Should I run Kingu over Curren this CM? If I want to win.
>>557345212Hey fuck you there are many architects around, I'm just lazy and don't wanna edit an image
>>557345195>my love belongs to all my fansOH NO NO NO NO
>>557345169/v/ loves to shit on curren but if she were real and showed even the slightest bit of attention to (you) everyone here would instantly fall for her.
>>557345178She'd be a Shamrock Rovers fan, probably.
>>557345216>FalCOPE
>>557345177NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>557345055Ok just how many of you are /sp/fags?
>>557345056ogorda cap
>>557345221/v/ is just tsundere for curren
>>557345224bro play the game
>>557345221I read it as "loves the shit out of Curren" and was like, yes, that's me.
>>557345225Like a good 30% lmao.
>>557345225I check in on /hoc/ from time to time though I haven't caught a game in a while
>>557345202I play star wolf's theme whenver I'm in a room with my rival and then I proceed to job
>>557345225wouldn't know for certain but there's lots of lads here
>>557345228The CM grind eats all my TP...
>>557345217i'm glad she's been slowly getting more and more attention here. She's a really sweet girl
REMINDER last day to join der/v/.>top 300>no quotas just don't flatline >filled with top tier toreinas and CM advice>sticker spam and shoe trades>secretly behind everything in /v/ma.
Ryangoslingscreaming.jpg
>>557345169>>557345221EVIL HARLOT
Okay but how do I know who is my rival.....
>>557345235Why is luna like this
>>557345225The crossover is a bit more common than you'd think.>>557345231You better be watching the Olympics for men's hockey, Canada is stacked as hell.
>>557345126shut up, yuritard
>Shakur is fucking dead
>>557345238
very cute
I have defeated all my rivals.I am peerless.Whale btw.
>>557345243Eat my ass. Never forget the series trailer.
>>557345244Shakur doesn't deserve this!
>>557345238Reminder that the original plan for Nature's character was a bitchy spoiled gyaru that hates you, but worse than City
>>557345244
>>557345253>That blushCUTE
>>557345254What did she mean by this?
ryan is actually...really cute..?
>>557345210>>557345212Hope you're hungry
Is it frowned upon to ask CM advice to the platGODS? In my club?
>>557345258I love my massive wife so much.
>>557345258Yeah she's the architect in the relationship
>ZERO inus ITTBros....
>>557345259Of course not. And how are we supposed to know what club are you in?
>>557345259why would it be frowned upon to ask gameplay related questions? just don't do it on the in-game chat, that shit is unusable
>>557345259>Is it frowned upon to ask CM advice to the platGODS? In my club?Your club doesn't have members start impromptu CM theorycraft sessions whenever you say that your team isn't performing?
>>557345265Isn't there a website that tells you what words are flagged?
>>557345238>find spe boring as shit as a terminally generic uma>find natie adorable as a terminally generic umawhy
>>557345263I don't roll on banners without a spark.I might get her with a paid selector if you have a convincing enough argument.
At the risk of sounding like a retard, am I losing out a lot by skipping CMs?
>>557345265>not typing out entire walls of advice in l33t to help out your clubmatengmi
>>557345270It's a good chunk of carats and other goodies even if you lose every race.
>>557345270You get some amount of free shit even if you lose every match and it doesn't cost anything to enter.
>>557345263>rolling for the dogNo thanks, Mejiro Ryona is all I need
>>557345270Yes. You should be throwing in your TT team for like 500 to 700 carrots worth of literally free gibs.
>>557345270Group B graded shitter is still 700 carats
>>557345270700 to 3300 carats basically
>>557345274Why would you hurt someone whos already dying.
>>557345270Do it like me: make a team in like 5 runs, then skip through lost races a total of 60-61 times for free gibs
>CM starts >Careers go to 0Im not the only one right.
>>557345263I'm going to be optimistic and assume the Inubros are too busy grinding her bond level so they aren't stuck with only the generic Valentine's line.
oh
lmao
For free btw
janny = tranny
ACTUALLY KEK'D
oh fuck
LOL
>HE DOES IT FOR FREE
OH NO NO NO NO
SO.... IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
What the fuck
Daily fire emblem thread is A-ok despite being nothing but ritual posts btw
>it's not even a janny>it's actually a modSo I guess we have to go yell on the IRC again, huh?
WHAT THE FUCK>warnedHOLY SHIT
Make it stop
well at least it wasn't /b/ this time
>Narita Taishin General >Gets moved to /vg/ Laughed, ngl.
I NEED TO SAY BWO AND NYO
This fucking janny must be constantly begging on the mod's ass to send us somewhere else, what a fucking rat
>>557345601It's simple, just have more restraint. Mods don't like being antagonized OR back to back threads.
STOP HAVING FUNSTOP HAVING FUNSTOP HAVING FUNSTOP HAVING FUNSTOP HAVING FUN
Shant use /vg/ tranny janny
wait this is /vg/..
you're a faggot abib
>>557345595I've never understood why FE has had a 24/7 pseudogeneral on /v/ even during times when there was absolutely nothing new to talk about regarding the series other than maybe "FE4 remake soon for sure this time" copeI actually like Fire Emblem, even, but it's really not the kind of thing that warrants that level of constant discussion
>>557345601I told yall its a mod
Okay, now do the Marvel Rivals general, the FFXIV general, the Claude plays pokemon general, the Resident Evil general, the Dispatch general, the Avatar general, the Dragon's Dogma general, the Deep Rock Galactic general, the Rune Factory general, the other Resident Evil general, the Zero Escape general, the DOA general, the salesfaggotry general, the pokemon general, the mewgenics general, the Peak general, the Mario Tennis general, the Sonic general, the Nioh general, the other Mewgenics general, the emulation general, the Dark Souls general, the Fallout general, the Morrowind general, the Final Fantasy general, the Trails general, the Monster Hunter general, the Subnautica general, the other Fallout general, the WoW general, the Runescape general, the Yugioh general, the E33 general, the Zelda general, the Metorid general, the Fate general, the other Marvel Rivals general, the Diable general, digimon general, the other pokemon general, the helldivers general, the other E33 general, the other Nioh general, the God of War general, the other other Resident Evil general, the steam sale general, and the other other other E33 general
>>557345797>just have more restraintClearly we need to STOP talking about video games on the video games board. It's the only way!I'm gonna go do my part and necrobump an obvious fetish thread right now.
See ya on /v/ anons!
I thought this was 4chan not reddit
Alright yeah, time to abandon and take a break.
>>557345907they're refugees from /vg/ when some schizo had a months long giga melty, i too like fire emblem but there's absolutely no discussion going on in there aside from the typical "i hate engage, edelgard did nothing wrong" etc.
>>557345797Yea, that's why all the other reoccurring threads are killed on sight, right? Please pay no attention to the PEAK, Balloons, Fire Emblem, Master Duel, and all the other repeated threads. After all, we're eating precious board space from the thinly veiled politics and porn dumps, after all, by daring to have a ongoing discussions about gameplay unlike all the other gacha threads.
Make another thread on /v/, fuck this fucking bullshit, this is so fucking unfair. This nigger must be dealt with and taught a lesson again
don't come to /vg/ stay on your board thanks
>>557346252Be rational, all that's gonna do is get us in hot water.
>>557346261Beat me in a race first.
>>557346301The last time we werent was back during the Diplomat era
>>557346261>Wild TeiobrosTruly what a horrible, hostile land
>>557346330Post the room code I will send you back to /v/ndia
>>557345797>Mods don't like being antagonizedBut users do!>have more restraintLet's self moderate. Add flags and IP count.
>>557346189It's ridiculous. Uma threads are the most on-topic threads I've seen on /v/ in years but we're not allowed to discuss it because some janny (he clearly has to beg a real mod to do this shit) is pissed at this game specifically for God knows what reason.
>>557346252Wait for a while anon, otherwise all you're gonna get is a 3-day vacation for "generals belong on /vg/"
>>557346301What hot water you fucking retard? They can't get away with this shit, this is the most blatant targeting ever, none of this would have happened if he didn't shadow realm that thread before. Do not yield to these assholes
>>557346301>just lick the boot, bro
>>557346408NTA but I got no intention of staying here. Pretty funny situation though.
JUST saying i agree with the guy. Sometimes it's better to not engage amd strategize or let shit cool off.
>>557346301>usI'm not a mod tho
This feels like the most blatant attack they've done since the custom ban message
Uhhh....anyway, we should likely let this die
>>557345055>Man chest hair UnitedThere isn't a gayer club
>>557346586>>557346447This is literally not going to do anything. You are actually fucking stupid if you think anything will change by waiting.
it's cold here... I miss /v/...
>>557346586Letting them get away with this blatant power abuse and letting them know that we won't fight back is so much better right?
>>557346586This is a CM night, it's no coincidence that this happened. We can't give up.
>>557346782Make a new thread, fuck this mod
>>557346586I'll be honest, you might as well put the mod title back on because it's fucking obvious.
IT'S UP
>>557346869This. I won't forget that thread that got deleted right after the CM finals started, where we had several posters calling the deletion in advance. The targeting is so blatant.
>>557347170>>>/v/732973647Forgot to link it
>>557347170IT'S DOWN
>>557346189Please don't throw shade at the Master Duel threads. They get persecuted just like /v/ma.
>>557347520don't do that bruh
I'm convinced that one /vg/ poster is a falseflagger /v/ma poster. He didn't find the thread until >>557347170 pointed out that it existed. Not to mention that one thread from earlier.
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
This fucking asshole
>manually archived
IT'S DOWN
Can you imagine how nice it would be if the cumguzzling shit eating jannies went after twitter screencap threads with 1% as much effort as they went after uma threads?
He's so fucking uppity and bold today, what the fuck?
there was a Sweep Tosho thread that existed for like 5 minutes before getting nuked lmao
>>557350547I personally enjoy the thinly-veiled /pol/ threads about Highguard posted hourly
>>557350630I was actually surprised the beaches thread lasted as long as it did after Sweepy got swept.
>>557350676The Peak general replete with thread celebs is at a cozy 484 posts
Time for a nap, I hope we get left alone both now and during the next rounds of CM
>>557351036At this rate? we won't, last CM he waited until CM started to start sniping threads