Previous: >>557359864>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>think i'm gonna give up and settle with this>one of the grandparents had turf on them
>>557374001cucking oguri
https://youtu.be/aTH1rDnHHbM
>>557373956Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the seen, smiled across my whole face. Funny and insanely cute, such a nice surprise!>>557373973I love that I'm going to bed with the thread going insane over some hyper mega faggot going "MUH SPOILER", it's so fucking funny and makes me so happy!Good night global and JP bros, see ya guys later!
Did you know that in 1998 The Denver Broncos defeated the fan favorite Green Bay Packers at the Super Bowl XXXII?
>>557374001>spoiler OPFuck off.
>>557374069I love uma cuckqueen shit so much
>>557374079I love Luna so much
Please keep the spoilers to a minimum. We dont want our resident shabbos goyim getting spoilered in this predatory gacha game, which only wants to bleed you dry.
Can't believe there's still 0 usable Pasa with groundwork and >7 dirt. Guess I'll have to do it myself holy hell.
im pretty sure oguri doesnt even know what sex is
[No spoilers allowed starting below this post]
yeah?
>Add a club feature>Create a currency directly tied to your club's performance so your rewards depend on other peoples' actions>Penalize moving between clubs>Don't allow people to talk to other club membersCyniggers is outright spiteful sometimes.
>>557374079>uncensored ear touchingMODS
>>557374083Snape kills Dumbledore, he said with a whisper.>>557374095>Day 1, not sure who to pick with my ticket, Luna or Ogu>Picked Luna, never looked backOgu was stupid strong, but man Luna did everything I needed her to so far, so fuck it. MY WIFE!
oh nyo xd
Post more NTRing umas.
>>557372546By the Three Goddesses, you are one pathetic little man
HOEH
Damn, triple fronts got hands
AIEEE DON'T LOOK THE SPOILERS
>>557374014>Do you guys get a lot of jp version posts here or us this thread just "special"?we get some, tonight there's been a lot but that's probably because it's Single Awareness Day. Now that I know the JP general is mostly dead I don't really mind the JP posting. It's not much fun to post or lurk in dead threads, after all.
So JP posters here are just EOPs kicked from the elite JP thread so they have to remain as EOPeasants in global?
>>557374140>>>xitter
>>557372546HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THIS! https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c?t=64
>>557374143>Getting killed out there.You shouldn't say bad words
I dont wanna be gay
FVARK.....
The best sports media works even if you know the results
>niggas with s ranks get great mood>my humble horses get awful or bad moodSure, fuck my sideways and call me a whore why don't you
CM10 spoiler
I love evil (14-16 y/o) women
>>557373879>see that image>squeal like a fangirl and go find a copy of Cingray>find that panel in last chapter>it's SHOPPEDYOU FUCKING ASSHOLES WHY DID I THINK IT WAS REAL NYOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
>>557374329MY FUCKING HERO
>>557374336 T H I S
>>557374189lol 5head
Bros my Luna is acting weird today, what could be the reason?
>>557374374Digitan...
>>557374325Fuck off don't post spoiler
>>557374325That's a woman, how could you possibly be gay for wanting that
>>557374325i guess im gay
>>557374390who has a cuter forehead?>NTR>Biwa>Bakushin>Kawakami Princess
>>557374381Who cares what they pretend to talk about? There's only one actual thing they say to each other, over and over and over: "I am too stupid or lazy to learn Japanese and join the real version of this community."
>>557374402>these are both High School girls
>>557374325Why are all the symbolis yumebait? Same with the stegos
>only good uma for Aquarius is Pasai'm cooked
gigantic area for me to kiss
>>557374402Valentines day makes her extremely horny for local toreina, resulting in her winter coat to be even fluffier than usual!>>557374471It's hot.
>>557374464
>>557374472Still running peak
I can't read but that is a rock
>>557374472She's better as an inherit. Pace is shit because of SMaru/Falco/Suzuka, and she can't beat them if you play Pasa as front
Is Tachyon good for fan runs?f2p btw
>get into a lobby where the only S rank horses are mine>take the entire podiumwoah...i feel so powerful
What the fuckURARA????
>>557374602NY Urara is no joke.
>>557374091Fucking your Uma's rival in front of her increases her guts
>>557374584Obviously, her unique ignores any stamchecks, and she has 20% speed. Pretty easy to get A on Mile and Long too.
>story names reference rolls royce carsSovl.
>>557374001https://www.youtube.com/live/e0un0bFnXvQGet in!!
>>557374602
>>557374534No, it's red hot chocolate.
>>557374663holofags collab when
>>557374663Kill yourself >>557374641Fuck off to umajp
My Urara lost the Arima Kinen... in the midst of frustration I yelled at her that I no longer wanted to be her trainer
>>557374786Pretty soon since Cyg's sister company developed Holo's mobage
>>557374258Eh, I enjoy our very slow thread. I can't keep up with a thread that reach bump limit every three hours. I just wanted to see why the shitposting spilled over. Good luck with you guys' CM(?).
>>557374325oh my god
>>557374845Spoil me JPgawd, why is Ramonu depicted like this?The only thing I could find about her is that she is obsessed with racing, nothing about her relationship with her trainer
I don't really have an issue with the threads being merged, but I don't think it is fair on JPbros.
>>557374954
TRAINERS DESERVE RIGHTS#RISE UP
Spoiler free Valentine art
>>557374991D-damn.....
>>557374986I have never see a good reason to have two threads other than "Divegrass culture"
>>557374991Based based based based.
>>557375027Yeah there are probably a lot of things you have never see.
>>557374991UMAGROK IS THIS REAL
NYOOOOOOOOO I WANTED MILE SPARKS
>>557374921they're (multi)million dollar luxury cars for people with too much money to burn, i do like the looks but i'll only ever own one in a videogame
>>557375027Not again NYOOOOOOO
You are oshimaxxing, right?
Suzuka needs another alt...
>>557374954If Ardan treats you like the center of her world, Ramonu treats you like a speck of dust on her shoulder.
>>557375087I also never saw a bad Spe image
>>557375105Huh? But you got mile sparks.
nyooooo
>>557375129I have no idea what the fuck is happening here ngl
>>557375105>>557375158DIRT SPARKS*
>>557374954she's a secret brat like brian
umamusume when 1995
>>557374954Laurel is obsessed with racing, or, as she calls it, love, which leads to her being a very love-heavy character in fanarts; it doesn't help that her Trainer is a massive pushover in her campaign.
Is global seriously so fucking dead the merger might be happening.
Don't post spoilers
Time to torpedo this run with no survivors. (Why does she keep showing up this is twice in two days)
>>557375269I did that with my wife (bro)
DO NOT OPEN
>>557375289You vill take the vaxxYou vill eat the veggiesAnd you vill be happy
mlem
start saving
To anyone still without a club and looking to find oneLe fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.>comfy A+ club>20mil monthly quotaIf you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
>>557375289Pick strengthDO IT
>>557374991This is so hot
>>557375289Wait it worked.
>>557375374nahill just get lucky with my pulls
>>557375346>picture is black and whitenot beating the hag allegations
>>557375289Does she still only give +20 on JP?
>>557374954She has an extremely deep love for racing. Her entire quote here goes so fucking hard I sometimes think of it and just rewatch.https://youtu.be/1D-ZJfNDEB8?t=164
>>557374954>>557374991Not even a card, just her fragrance.
My club was relegated to B+... I want to go to an A+ but abandoning my friends from another thread feels wrong
>>557375435Yeah.
>start saving goyi dont think sosupport card power creep is just a cyjew scheme and i will not play it
>>557375253>LaurelFuck, I meant Ramonu.
>>557375374Remimder that CB is gaslight.
>>557375253>Laurel
>>557375461/v/ma bro....
>>557375461Clubhopping is fucked anon.
>17 years old
>>557375313ACK!>>557375485anon, I think she's been raping you too much. are you alright?>>55737554617 season 2
>>557375374>you need 5 (FIVE) copies of each one of these for them to become useful This game is a fucking scam
warning spoilers for UAF
>>557375482I WILL NOT PULL FOR CARDSI WILL ONLY PULL FOR CUTE UMAS THAT I WANT TO UMAPYOII WILL PULL FOR ALL MY OSHI'S CARDS AND SKINS EVEN IF THEY'RE SUCK ON META
>>557375612HOLY SHIT
>>557375546Why do you keep harping on that? Do you really think that no teenage girl has ever had big boobs or worn a sparkly dress?
>>557375461Just do it next month
>>557375461Le fishe needs your helpthey're like a few hands away from going back to A+
next bread will be butter
CAUTIONSPOOKY
>>557375612And they say she will never ball
>>557375461>MUH $3 WORTH OF CARATSJust get a job nigga
I am so fucking cooked in A AND WHY IS URARA THE ONLY ONE WINNING, YOU TWO ARE BUILD BETTER THAN HER, WITH TURF S AND SPRINT S AND EVERYTHING
>>557375461Not looking good...
You WILL roll 600+ times in the Tamamo Cross Tucker Bryne banner, and you are going to like it.
>>557375596Yeah obviously.
>>557375727your ulala wants to fuck youpedo
>>557375802Cute pacifier bourbon.
>>557375727>groove>maruSoulless.
How the fuck did this parent run Dasca beating Riko's goons in the finale? I expected to forfeit here after accidentally beating Riko in Unity
>>557375461Is it a dead club?
How did you guys do on the first day of gambling CM? I couldn't win with Kingu nor Groove even once, Bakushin and Curren had to carry
What would you do if you're the trainer
>>557375802babu
>>557375872nyoo... they're very active from another's game thread which I don't play but the people's cool
>>557375924>missed the hopeful stakes and hanshin jfIt's over.
>>557375953Stick with your /uma/ bros
>>557375953>another's game threadHuh?
>>557375863After the invisible boosts you only have like 100 less speed than themHow many times have your umas randomly jobbed races for no fucking reason
>>557375924maybe the horse isn't a miler.try for mediums or sprints
>>557375863power game
Does anyone know what bond level you need to unlock the second Valentine's Day dialogue?
>>557375924Promise umapyoi if she wins
>>557375953Mahjongbro...
>>557375853It's what Shiraoki gave me >>556226771I'm debating whether to use Urara next CM since I don't want repeated usage of aces, but I only have Pasa and normal Oguri, I need a third dirterShould I roll for Falco since the allbanner is still available?
>>557376024second is only good enough if you can get at least one first...
>>557376039If it's anything like the JP event going on, probably 9. Or maybe you haven't spam clicked enough.
>>5573760394 or 5
>>557376059no way am i gonna eat thatthe chocolate is probably made of concrete for it to withstand being pinched between that gorilla's fingers
>seeing uraras clap S falcos/currens/bakushins/smarusWhat the fuck, she's good?I also got clapped
>>5573760393 desu.
>mood: great = win>mood: not great = lossDoes that just about sum up CM's?
>>557376276yes
>>557376130>>557376137>>557376236Who do I trust... I guess I'll have something to look forward to next year for all my new uma.
THERE'S WAY TOO MANY HAGS IN THE ROOMS I THOUGHT THIS GENERAL TOLD ME SHE'S ALREADY WASHED
>>557376426I mean it's not a 1 day thing. Go play the game and boost their bond.
>>557376426I'm sightseeing from /uma-jp/ and it's three. 9 is the unlock condition for the special Valentine choco animation, I don't know where 4 and 5 came from. The casual costume unlocks at 11.
>>557376210NY urara actually scaryNo idea why no one was running her in most rooms. All she needs is to trigger her unique then it guarantees Mummy and NSM then she starts ZOOMING IN, if Pulse fucking triggers even when blocked she does the Gentildonna thing of moving sideways like she's from a fighting game then catapults to frontI nearly lost to 5 of those and only won by head
>>557376581>No idea why no one was running her in most rooms.because nobody has her
If anyone wants to see the chocolate you get from an uma you can check them herehttps://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/243607103049095348.html
>>557376426It's no greater than 4. Opera O is the lowest bond level I have unlocked and she gave me both.
Digitan LOVE
>>557376524The voice lines actually are because they're tied to the calendar, not to events.
>>557376516Aquarius? She's arguably the best uma for it unless blocked by a Suzuka
>>557376791Anon, stuff like these are not a 1 day thing. Even your birthday is not a 1 day thing. It lasts for a few days.
Damn, that's difficultWhat do I even give
Thanks Kris...Thats kinda on point for the autism hors
>>557376652God i need Shakur to bite me
>>557376876You have a whole month to think about it.
>>557376887retard me forgot the image
:)
>>557376876your virginity
>>557376841I only got a handful of Halloween lines because I went out on Halloween night and they stopped saying them before I got back. It's 24 hours based on that middle of nowhere timezone the game uses instead of local or EST.
>Saudi Cup posted their FY animationReminder that Saudi Cup is TODAY!https://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2022476132428489096?s=20
>>557376652Tama what the hell
THAT SOUNDS BAD
>>557377069It's a Baby Castella made to look like Takoyaki, not actual Takoyaki.
>>557377016God bless her soul.
Uma Musume would be more fun if we could manage a team instead of a single Uma Musume
>>557377051Cuuuuuute
>>557377051no streams?
>>557377051waiting for the official design of FY...also give the donut
>>557377238
>>557377157Unity is about managing a team and is the worst game play I've ever experienced.
>>557376841>stuff like these are not a 1 day thing.Some are, some aren't. You really think the New Year's Eve lines lasted multiple days?
Do I continue banging my head against a wall to make a CM 10 ace or do I wait for MANT or is it another one of those you have 6 hrs to make an ace lmao moments?
>>557377035weird, they usually last for a week and you don't even need to trigger them on the home screen. All your owned Umas unlock them automatically
>>557375027Different post rates is probably a good enough reason.JP posts, on any day other than today apparently, would be buried by global posts which would be miserable for them and probably cause more shitflinging.
>>557377237not yet, post time of the first race of the day is 7 am EST (1pm CET) so i expect a stream to pop-up in an hour or two
>>557377157You manage team with 3 umas every CM.You manage 5 teams of 3 umas in TT.It is a team game.
>>557376986now im wondering what the other retard calstone gives
>>557377051>>557377238>>557377286>>557377317What is ebayans secret fact gonna be when she releases as an umamusume
>>557377346Why do you "people" even bother posting this shit on /uma/. Go troll somewhere else with more believable lies.
so how about deep impact
>>557377457She snacks on donuts when no one is looking
>>557377442here>>557377457secret 1: Her dad made a game with her in it!
What the fuck is that voice
>>557377540dude i love kit kats
>>557377618best VA in the industry
>>557377532We already have a donut whore
ebayan will get the uma curse and turn into a jobber once he's added
>>557374284Haru Urara raped me and no one believes me...
Unironically, I don't eat chocolate or candy, that shit fucks me up, I'll just dump whatever they give me into the trash when they're not looking. It sucks being old.
should i pull for v.bourbon if i dont have the support for it>kitasan is my only mlb SSR, other than the free event SSRs>no seiun sky
>owwww my back im so old
>>557377931no vbourbon is for frontgawds
Cute doggo chocolate inside
Recommended ults for end closers for CM10?
>>557377969she really cannot escape the inumusume allegations
Spe-chan...
>>557377931No, even if you had the supports for it, you would not be able to keep up with front meta faggotry, you need money to dump into the game
>>557377987which one is CM10 again
Happy Love Day, /uma/. Spend it with your wife.
>>557377987Pump+mummymaybe red shift but ends hate Maru
I will impregnate this horse
>>557377069the asmr i fapped to sounded kinda like tama so I imagined it was her (it was ntr though)
I am finally fucking free of this wave of master challenges. Holy shit Creek was annoying.
>>557377987pump redshift for accel, triumphant pulse/divine might for velocity
>>557378105The anal CM.
>>557378105the bad one
Umamusume should add steeplechase.
Post uma kino art
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2022596851812454456OH NO
Eh?!https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2022596851812454456?s=20
How can a single uma be so powerful?
>>557378238>>557378245
>>557378245of course that WHORE teio is involved
why the fuck is teio still the face of umamusume
hmmmm...
>>557378238>>557378245Translate now you thread hopping faggots.
>>557378238>>557378245>Sparkle and TeioYou know.. that actually fits.
>>557378238>>557378245WTF, Teio is going to be the last member of the elation team?!
>>557378341>To celebrate the major update for "Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Rail," the Uma Musume development team presents celebratory illustrations of "Tokai Teio" and "Hibana"
>>557378341https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2022597244235776010
>>557378238>>557378245Face of the franchise.
>>557378132Open wide!
>jp trannies still herei'm going to bed
>>557378245I CAN'T BELIEVE TEIO TOKAI IS IN THE HONKAI IMPACT ZONE
>>557378152Or maybe I should hate myself and make a Sprint Stego just to round it out.
Looks like we have to kill Teio
>>557378341If they were any more capable than you are of doing that then they'd be talking about the game on 2ch or whatever, not here. So just use Google Translate.
>>557378238>>557378245It's fucking over
>>557378428I'm trans but I only play global, am I fine?
They are adding pity carryover to Global.
>>557378238>>557378245what does this mean?
>>557378428Yeah it's child o'clock. Gotta wait for the adults to wake up again.>>557378495Yes.
>almond eye fans when "face of the franchise" is still teio and forever young is approaching from behind
>>557378235>>557378245Prophetic preceding post
>>557378245>>557378238Teiobros explain??? hahahahahahahahhahahaha
Teiobros... ovr fvcking repvtation...
>>557378245>ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ME HONKAI IMPACTING TOKAI TEIO'S WOMBBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
TEIOYOU PIECE OF SHIT
teio PR in the MUD
Hello bros just woke upIs /umaJP/ hours over?
>Teio whoring herself to Love Live and Hoyo
>jewish gacha cabal is reali fucking hate this timeline
>>557378705No
>>557378705mmmmmmmmmmmnyo
yea i play chinkslop so what
>>557378705globals are living in the jp world
my POVERTY HERO tamamo would never stoop as low as teio
Suffering from success - Tokai Teio
>tokai hoyo
Teio still a cute
>mihoyo bourbon
As Trio's husband and trainer, I apologize deeply for her recent conduct.
idgiwhy has your horse girl hooked up with our best girl??
>mihomo bourbon
>>557378705Unfortunately no >>557378446Especially with this blog posting fag around talking about shit no one knows it cares about
>>557378705It's chinkslop hours now
>Honkai shilling>Sir a second wave of moralfags tourists have hit Umamusume communityTime to gatekeep harder these days...
>>557378705JAPonies are still here unfortunately.
Her name is Mirobo Bourbon.
>>557378918rice would say this
BonBon
I'm thinking HSR is gonna have an uma collab and it's gonna be teio in HSR
you guys did win your first race in this CM with pure skill right?https://streamable.com/u9l0gi
>>557378705did jannies close down JP again? L vibes.
>>557378981Shut up an post ass
>>557378943but china is based tho???none of the westwokeslop
>>557374329Adult Teio is not small uma. Average-sized, well built uma.
>3-2 4-1 4-1 5-0my air groove owned today, thought she was gonna be my weakest performer
post fillies
/fgog/ hereNow you know what it feels
>>557379002and how is she even going to fight in that game?
>>557379064Yeah but Mihoyo has the most normalfag annoying communityt.Genshin and ZZZ player
>>557379002They can't really release skins in uma, it'll have to be a new uma with a new unique, animation, and skills.
>>557379109what am i supposed to feel
*acts upon my contemplation*
>>557378746>>557378760>>557378798>>557378928Okay thanks. Imma treat my lilsis out to eat or some sweets then valentines and all
Stop posting horny pics, I have like 50 tabs at once...
>>557379209hope you give her some good dicking
>>557379124with her legs
>>557379158every uma alt is just a skinthey can just give her a shitty unique, a single unique animation is nowhere near implausible for a skin
>>557379109Fuck you redman
>>557379158No, it's gonna be like the FGO collab where the content is in HSR
>>557379158it's gonna be a support card
can someone post their umas that won more than 70% today? i dont get why i cant win
Blinding flash or turbo sprint for Kingu?
Why the fuck do you retarded faggots think it's a collabThey're just congratulating them. It's not that deep. At most they'll do what they did with Love Live and make music.
>>557379209>>557379237
>>557379215>nee nee trainer, why do you have so many tabs open?
palmer kiss...
>>557379308It's the very first time they ever did something like this, there's gotta be a bigger implication, like Hoyo partially owning Cygames now and forces them to make illustration
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>557379284Just get carried and fish for weaklings.
>>557379439dont think about it
>>557379348I like PalmerI will roll for her and spark her if I must
Spending valentine's day on /uma/? Don't you have someone better to spend it with?
>>557379451>S rankBUHIIIII
Teiobros what the fuck
>>557379439Tazuna is a hagA HAG
>>557379427you really think hoyofags play Honkai Impact 3rd?
>>557379451can i see the stats and skillls
>>557379467HMMMMMMMMMM
>>557379491yes your mom
>>557379348>feeding palmer his own cumh-hot
>>557379525i used too....
>>557379503>He can't hit S Rank on THE witmaxxing CM, on THE witmaxxing uma with scenario linkPeople were getting S Rank witmaxxed Bakushins back in URA
chink horses confirmedka ying rising soon sprint bros
>>557379553Admittedly highrolled pretty hard.
Another dayAnother evidence that TeioGAWDS rule this franchise.
>>557379670>He says, not posting his deckI know what you are. You can't hide.
Why did my star sign have to be a sprint CM.
soon
The only S rank I have is a fast learner and the skills made it an S rankMy luck is abysmal and I haven't rolled good supports and had to spark for TWO umas and Kitasan to MLB her.
>>557379391It's a PR stunt to appease the tensions derived from recent political events that led to rumors of Mihoyo games getting anti-japanese censoring. Crypton and Sony have also released similar "congratulatory" posts in support of the newly released Japan inspired region in Honkai: Star Rail.
>>557379284you don't need to be the strongest. you just have to beat people who are lesser than you
is falco the only usable front in this sprint CM?
>>557379909>newly released Japan inspired region in Honkai: Star Rail.Didn't they fucking change it last minute because of the shitty ass tensions? They even changed character names, no?
>>557379878February Stakes?
S rank without spending is achievable if you had good SR luck.
>>557379909Can't believe they're using umamusume as political propaganda.....
>usa horses soon because of the breeders cup career>npcs can walk around in jp menus now>burger horses INVADING tracenCHUDMANDER BROS...
>>557379969Yeah, I tried going triple front but Falco just loses if she's not solo front
>>557380056I did not see...how embarrassing...
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2022513714596130920Did they just fucking spoil us?
>>557379878Just noticed the artist fucked up and still put 2025 lmao
>>557380109wtf now i cant go into the 2030 valentines event blind
this is a hoyo general now
>>557379979Only rumors, but the release and certain characters were indeed delayed
>put plancha and mummy creek on every one they said>bakushin with neither winsxddd
>>557380109Sounds of Earth is an anime character, yoh should know her.>but Neo Univ-Shut up.
>>557380216Seiyuu joke
>>557380109They posted the live concert contest with Pandora and Stego and the New Year alts with the part 2 mares. Cygames doesn't care about spoilers, so it's weird that some people here care so much
what the fuck is this
>>557380216teiopiggies, explain?
>>557380291wait really? machico voices sparkle? now i know that hoyo character is a complete slut for the MC
>>557380326Autistic and/or trolling.
>>557380291Reina Ueda and Machico are indeed joke VAs
>>557380109aiiiiiiiieee the game is ruined for me now i don't know who this is
>>557380421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xpv_I3SM10The cute alien
>>557380338her tail
New shard just dropped, check your presents.
>>557378238>hoyoshitI don't want those fags here
Remember to tune in
Teio!
waaaaooo
Roommates
>>557380637>whore corrupting /our/girln-no...
>kitasan never finished>biko never finished>finemo never finishedI hate chain events.
NPCs can now appear in the main lobby in JPNot sure when it'll hit global but I guess Aoi and Riko can now flirt with you IN THE LOBBY
time to get my 2 grass wonder runs donein 5 hours I will have to do 5 more runs (I have 70TP + 1 run queued) thn I will do something in real life at some point or something idk
>>557378238>>557378245HONKAI TEIO?
>>557380668I'm not weeb enough to understand, is this cotton candy?
>>557380676What's the lore reason for this? Seems very random
>>557380040>2 of her closest friends in El Condor Pasa and Grass Wonder are American>Her roommate in Silence Suzuka was literally sired from 2 American horsesSpeChud...
when teiopiggies jump, it's magnitude 7.2
Is Happy Meek a spoiler?
>>557380721Spechud is sounding a lot like a typical twitter racist
actually I hvae 81TP definitely going to pull for aston machan when she comes out. shes OP and a winner
>>557380637
>>557380782based meekschizo. let's support machan until we die. a machan plushie in every household, retail stores, and every corner
Gn
my wife silence suzuka
>>557380580Too bad I've been here since the beginning
>>557380326What kind of an idiot would go to X??
>>557380782good decision
>>557380904sexo
>>557378238>>557378245this is literally the first time uma has any interaction with any outside gacha btw, the chinks must have paid them a lot for the promo
sorry bwo, but there are people from other generals here toofrom heinous communitiesabsolutely disgusting placeslike destiny 2 general
No one is replying to my posts anymore so from now on I will attach attention seeking images.
What the fuck
>>557380676oh cutei know windy has a did you know thingy that says she gets restless when her roomie isn’t around
>>557380861>>557380943!hopefully you play the game, tho>>557380978I checked outer/vg/ and warframe is still a thing. pretty nuts
>>557381016>6.7%>50% + 20% + 6.7% = 76.7%
>>557381010sexo need to pop those things out of her slutty dress then go aaalalalalala
>>557381016
>>557379284normally i have 85-90%wr for r1, but 50 today. sprint cm is the truest rng nightmare and by far the worst race type
Footjob under the kotatsu (that's Japanese Heating Table for your globalbabs)
Star Rail is now on-topic.
railing teio to the stars
Enough avatarfaggotryAquarius Room: 21334174
Really is tiring seeing stolen screenshots off of discord or twitter and seeing people pretend it's theirs when they're a bunch of eop who don't play the game. I don't even know how they find shitposting like that entertaining
do they ever add anything to do with duplicate R and SR cards that isn't cleating
>>557381010I hope my remade Curren starts winning runs soon. Today was 0/20 win for our little succubus.
you are right i don't play the game LOLall me
Yeah, my Sprint CM is fucked.
This thing is fucking retarded
>>557381451TEIO!
im not doing careers until a new event
>>557381064how would i roll for machan if i dont play the game
>>557381484Chiyo has the potential to be one of the smartest characters in uma musume.
>>557381331no, but you can buy skill books and cheaper dream glimmers later
@umagrokWhat the hell does this even meanI have not seen uma do this with other gachas when I looked anything from JP
>>557381451yeah i only play star rail lmao
>>557381589>Dream glimmersDo people even run out of them in the future?
>>557381603
>>557381321NOSE FINISH KINOGrinding for Mile S was worth it.
umazing!
>good to firm
could you love an *m*erican
Is there anybody in here older than 16? It does not appear that there is
dont know how you can look at pasas face and be mad
>>557381709This kills the passives.
>>557381642Yes, look at how much you need just to raise a hint level to 5 on a gold skill.
>If the decorations and color combinations of the anniversary are based on the motif of the new Uma Musume, will a miracle happen...?Bros?https://x.com/nukunuku564/status/2022608468595925036?s=20
is there a way to make a maruzensky i can use as a generic parent without her affinity being completely dogshit
>>557381712One of those is out of place
>>557381709does nsm work on this track
>>557381064>I checked outer/vg/ and warframe is still a thing. pretty nutsI still occasionally play waifuframe......
>>557381776im old af
>>557381835holy shitthis is some platinum tier copium/hopium on display
>>557381824I mean to level 3
>>557381860There is nothing sweet about this fiend.
>nonstop JP hours earlier>now incoming nonstop chink shitposting hoursWell fuck me. I've been trying not to burn out to be able to hang out here and cope that we'll go back to our previous peak but I guess there's no recovering anymore
>how many gachas do you play>how many CM plat winsI believe there are correlation between these two questions
>>55738177616 is less than half my age
>>557381842Win every mile+medium+long G1, she has C on long so it should be doable
>>557381842Just run alot of races, I ran almost all G1 races incase it gets adjusted in MANT
>>557381941Do your fucking fan runs
>>557381941expect more in the morning once all the hoyo kids wake up and read their twitters
sonthis is ojiisan gamewe are over 30 here and spend our wages on carats
grass wonder is the "good christian daughter" uma
>>557381941It's year of the horse in a few days bud, this is ching chong year
>>557381945only umamusume4
>>55738194510
>>557382020You mean Shinto
>>55738194511
1 0? 1? 0? 10101010101010 belelelele
>>5573819455 right now, 3 max including uma during my winstreak5
>>557381945Used to be only 1 but 2 now after Endfield.3
>>557382035>in a few days
>>557382131
>>55738194567
>>557382131>Bourbon trying out the 6 7 meme
VIPER I had a skinny penis wank and my hands was cold
HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5573819451 (But I was playing Genshin until 1 month ago).3Might pick up Endfield. Undecided.
We're in boys. She's the weakest link in my team by far but by the power of OYL into delayed redshift she snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.
>>557381945>how many gachas do you playjust uma>how many CM plat wins5I only have time for 1 gacha, not sure how people can play more than 1, also they all have daily bullcrap that feels like work, I can only stomach just one.
>>557382173how did a cripple get in? Even urara is more qualified....
>>557382238did mayacchi vroom in from off screen to cuck both falco and curren? because THAT would be kinoalso who actually won
>>557382238Embarrassing how you had to crop out the Oguri who won.
>>557382276Mambro...
so how do I make my uma give me a chocolat ebecause its valentines day. AKA the only day of the year that I DONT try to go get a gf (joking but now I can go do that)
>>5573819454 gachas4 wins
Neichabros status?
>>557382353>>557382358obviously curren chang
>>557382019All while acting like retarded kids I guess
>>557382426This post cured my racism
>>55738194507
>>5573823924chainz
>>557382426do you rely entirely on On Your Left to win? king at least got blinding flash for 0.1 accel but nice nature got almost nothing.
>>557381945uma5
why is the official english twitter shilling hsrjapan has fallen
>>557382323DEI
>>557381945uma0
>>557382547It's the other way around. Hoyo paid good money for other nip franchise to keep them relevant for nip players since HSR's dead as fuck.Yesterday it was with fucking Miku.
>>557382430Oh my! Well, I'm sure falco put up a good fight... hehe. Better luck next time!
>>557382539I rely on praying she activates enough midrace skills to be close to the front pack, can't afford OYL on Nature sadly.
Good evening, why are we hating on spoilers now? This thread isn't about NASCAR.
>>557382323She is not a student iirc
forget the other debuff that I said was best (fatigue for front runners), I actually love the decrease velocity of front runners more. I will pace them down and waste their stam
>>557382426My Neicha is always on the team just making anklebreakers for the other honses but she never win anything.
>>557382685This post restored my racism.
>>557381945Been playing FGO since launch. It's been pretty dry the last year though. Content I care about finally coming out in just a few weeks.I used to play Touhou Lost Word, but no matter how much I yearn for Sakuya, the game just isn't fun.3CM plat wins so far.Taurus - Ace Rice Shower with Nice Nature and Grass Wonder both debuffingVirgo with Rice Shower, Taiki Shuttle, and a rotating cast in the 3rd slot, none of whom ever saw any success.Scorpio with Nice Nature, Grass Wonder, and Symboli Rudolf 2.5 Dominator triple late ace gamba god.
>>557382323She's a PROFESSOR and she just has trouble standing for extended periods of time, okay?!
>>557382459well yeahthis is 4chan
NUMBER ONE KARLENCHANGG!!NUMBER TWO CARLENJAN!!!NUMBER THREE GARLENCHYAN!!!!!
curren won
theres a drug which gives you permanent parkinsonism but I didnt save it in a tab because I couldnt find nbome and now I cant find the drug but can find nbome in my search history
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONWHY THE FUCK ARE URARAS WINNING IN THIS CM
>>557380721and they're all ch*stnuts
drug that*
>>557382951we warned you about NY Urara bwo...
>>557380721You like chestnut uma? I love 'em. I LOVE 'EM.
>>557382951>he underestimated She Who Never Gives Up
This is your Oguri CapWhat do
>>557382951NYUrara is meta for every sprint and dirt CM until Copano Rickey comes and shits on her.
>2/4 wins>last race>top ace bad mood>late start>lose by 3/4 lengthI exist to be an NPC others beat in this game. Fuck everything.
happy valentine's day /uma/
>>557382951Urara supremacy.
>>557383160
empress strong
Uh oh... they're gonna find out that Trainer is two timing them... Trainer is going to wake up dry next morning...
Check out how many posts got deleted last thread. I wonder what happened there...
>>557383301here boobs are doing that thing the cartoon eyes do when the character goes AWOOGA, so, AWOOGA!
>>557383345>most are JP posting I FUCKING KNEW IT THOSE POSTS WERE MALICIOUS
I love my beautiful wife
>people are casually getting S+ aces nowso many people got MLB fukuaint no way
>>557383546basedo
>>557383645>he didn't pullOH NO NO NOOOOO HIS ACCOUNT IS BRICKED
I wanted to call that 40 race stratety stupid butlikeit wasntdont ask ignore it
man it's annoying having to skip out on so many skills because I dont have like 400 extra skill points just lying around for shit like mummy, head-on etcI just hope this'll be good enough for a finals and then I'll just lose to some guy who made a mant ace
>>557383546
is there a way to get the 1,500,000CC skill on grass wonder in summer camp 2 more often like by training or something
>>557383718your screenshot is all fucked up
>>557383718Hwut?
>>557383645Now I know what it feels like for those who didn't get MLB Kita in July.
but if you do 40 races in a career you will mood down and get debuffs or lose stat points...
tfw you have no kitasan of your own and you went broke just getting fuku to 2lb so you're going to be poorfag tier for MANT too
>>557383345>most of the deleted are the JPniggers and keibapostingHmm...
>>557383774You can get it more often by running more careers. Hope this helps :)
>>557383865(the stats you (can potentially) lose can very easily be recovered by highroll trainings
>>557383894if you're willing to spend $20 you can mlb fuku with the vouchers next month during anni (one free one paid)
>>557383346We need Tsurugi's official three size. She has potential to beat Rob Roy in boobs to body ratio.
i had to drop kingu for bakushin after 20 races because she ain't doing SHIT
>>557383963
>cm starts>posting skyrocketswhat the fuck is wrong with you niggers
>>557383993>CM of the only one G1 she won after getting shat on by the golden gen>she's shit for itKing...
>>557383865
>>557383949but youd also have no energy so more like his JP server Ug rank inspos theres only 72 turns in a career
>>557384045Your +100 energy item?
>>557383993My king won 2 races
>>557383993I couldn't even train a halfway decent Kingu for this CM. Her career is surprisingly brutal, at least with the parents I was running. I ended up using a Digitan with S aptitude to fill my last slot, just so I had something that would guaranteed run behind my two pace aces (Digitan has not won yet but she's my oshi and I'm sure she appreciates getting to follow all the cute umas even if she cant win herself).
>>557383718is your screenshot fucked or is your hachimi from temu
>>557384073oh it was literally in MANT then, and doing that many races doesnt count (its normal)
Gold City would never hangout with that whore Falco
DanPoke is a pretty underrated pairing tbqh
What's the strat for mant if an uma can only run mediums and longs?
MANT is gonna SUCK
>>557383993My King has won 0 racesMy Bakushin has won 0 racesMy Curren Chan has won 0 races
>>557384145i jam out like this
>>557382426Thought about it, but mutating 1 uma is enough for me, on top of having to run a guts card to get OYL or settle for slick surge, I just really wasn't feeling Neicha this time around.
>>557384185most of those have mile C so bump it up to A with a good Oguri GP and run the mile medium long rotationif they dont they will have significantly less races and less chances to reset the shop and will be weaker overall but you can still run the medium long rotation. just gonna be highroll hell
>>557383992For comparison
>>557384173I actually didn't like pokke that much. Of the 5 anime protags I think I'd rank em...1. NTR (iinchou always does her best)2. Teio!3. Spechud4. Obuhi 5. Bucket
umamusumewithHUGE TITS
>>557383993That's not very first rate of you...
26R 26W grass wonder career :)
>>557383993post her stats and skills. lets see what you thought you cooked.
>>557384309yessir
>>557381945Used to play FEH and a little Pokemas before but have long since quit before uma. Now I only play uma and have 5/8 wins so far.
>>557384305oh haha I get it this is one of those lists where the actual answer is actually from the bottom upwards
just got cooked by the runaway + ulala combo
>>557384434cute 35 year old office worker
>>557384458NOPE!
Haven't been playing uma the past couple of days because I've traded it for another animal raising simulator.does anyone know if there's any other uma names in the game?
A special week where Umas born during this week will grow a huge pair of boobs
>>557384309what about em
pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero
>>557384305BASED BASED BASEDTopro is the best protagonist we had so far, the anime budget should have gone to make a movie for her instead
>>557384292>Mile CHaha...
>>557384360her midrace is kinda mid tbhdesu
Happy Valentines Day /uma/ remember to give your trainee a kiss before you train her! It's required as written in the Trainer Handbooik!
>>557384535A what?
so when's this saudi dahby
I want to see a cage match where Meekfag, NTRfag, and all other avatarfags fight to the death.
>>557374001Trainer don't go out, they're gonna get you
>>557384685*kissu*
>>557384587You can cope with mile B, you just need to buy skills and will likely burn a bit of clocks.tamamo cross is meta for cm11 and she still has to use 10 mile sparks too.
>>557384570she's my favorite because she's the only protag so far that doesn't feel like a destined hero. She won one G1 during her career and just doing that was a monumental effort that took everything she had, and was bookended by crushing defeats. Then you look at... oh fuck, lmao, I forgot to put Kitasan in my list. She's last. Won 7 G1s, cries like she's washed up because she loses a G1 to her childhood friend who has literally never won one. Boooooriiiiiiiingggggbut yeah the rest of the anime protags are legends who all dominated their eras to some degree so they are not quite as endearing to me. Teio at least snaps her leg so many times her comeback feels real and earned.
I wish Uma musume were fucking real
Why is there so much uma rape art?
>>557384185Spark Mile to A. Farm your own 9* mile parent 1, parent 2 is reserved for whatever the CM requires.
>>557383763King would do this
>>557384860>>557384587
>>557384831they are, my name is real
>>557384842You mean why is there not enough uma rape art?
>>557382173I like her robot
Why did Teio supplant Spe as the face of the franchise?
>>557384906You already got the answer to that. But I'll add to it, the reason why we've been stocking up on clocks is because there are umas like that that can't reach Mile A or even Medium A (Mile A Medium A is god tier in MANT). If you don't plan on using umas like that then you should be good.
Is Curren basically dead during MANT
im eating shit in my first graded CM
Do we want stam sparks for tenno sho or can we cap stam with just creek?
>>557385034Keep trying, anon! You can do it!
Nice
I'm not autistic enough for this shit.
>>557385093Explode
>>557385090Don't tell him to keep eating shit please
>He didn't get at least 15 wins in Round 1 Day 1 of Sprint CM.Pfft...I knew we had some weak torainas but...to think you couldn't even manage that much. Maybe you should try better instead of lazing around yeah?
After reading up and seeing the irl race records, I feel like this is a good ranking for the Golden GenerationGrassSpeElSeiun<massive, massive power gap>King
>>557385090no im gonna go back into open league
>>557385093Meanwhile my past 20 parent runs have been all 1*...
I didn't roll for Fuku because I don't like any card that has less than 50 specialty priority.I prefer consistency but lower stats over high roll could be garbage or could be good hors
>>557385129post wr, don't keep us waiting
basically, if you want an easy time in mant you run speed wit deck, you run oguri, you run this rotation, if the training looks better than the items you can buy on a g3/g2 turn you train, and essentially go fuck your mother if summer is bad
is my team based or cringe
>>557385093fuck you
>>557385127>>557385129my daughter, nice nature...
F2P (true) (no kitasan rerollers) (zero dollars spent) (no packs), cm9 winrate status?
Why do Ryan races feel so trash? Thank God I pull for Dober
>>557385190This isn't about me, I was making fun of the rest of you!
>>557384842>females 5 times stronger than you>half animals that go through heat seasons>student x teacher taboo fetishI wonder why...
>>557385264Come on man post it
>>557385210Looks like my current parent runs
>>557385264Then pipe down, shitposting faggot.
>>557385261Because the real Ryan is also trash
>>557385210>every tuber told us to pick oguri as selector so we'd have a comfy time in MANTI'm glad i listened
post an agnes tachyon
>>557385153Yes the 5th one should be Air Jihad but you can't even type his name without getting censored
>>557385250Heh! I managed to walk off today with a 4/4/4/5 victory! Easily made it to Round 2! I hope I get to see another great sweep Round 1 Day 2, Round 2 Day 1, Round 2 Day 2 and then A FINALS!
>>557385413If you rolled for her alt you don't need the original
>>557384828Yup you described why I love inchou so much, I just love underdogs like her who struggle but keep going no matter what happens. She feels very real in that regard, just another athlete trying to win her dream race and live up to the expectations of the people who cheer for her. And even then when she is on the dump, she still finds time to worry about others too, she is such a sweetheart that literally saved Ayabe from crippling depression.She is my destined wife.
>>557368703I'm a chink avionics tech
I had a visionCygames will spend money to redesign MANT for Global
>>557385342sexo suzuka (wouldnt say this btw)
>>557385447Smartest F2P sweep tosho vegetable denying roleplaying poster
>>557385326yes and now you have the benefit of more skill points and SS rank so she can become a god tier grandparent with enough runs privileged ass uma
>>557385153What's funny is that iirc Grass has the most "alive" direct sire line out of all of the golden gen
>>557385413>picking an uma because a youtuber told you to instead of picking an uma because you like herOgurifags really are the most soulless posters in /uma/
>>557385526Why'd you give me such a grand title, I feel like you're making fun of me.
I picked guri when I first started the game and am so glad I did. I like to think its fate
>>557385454Yup, you get it. Also she's a cute meatbun!
based AI According to the laws of logarithms, the log of a quotient is equal to the difference of the logslaws of logs going to use this to subtract numbers in umamusume without using subtraction or negative numbers
>>557383345I'm not surprised desu but I'm just disappointed it's a Keibabro since I respect them
happi barentain
>>557385472my schizo fix that would genuinely take like maybe a day of coding would be to make every uma aptitude A while theyre in MANTthis would remove the need for mandatory Mile GPs and would allow for umas to no longer be hardlocked to their intended style due to the pink spark demandsin regular MANT if you wanted to run say, Dirt Mile Endcloser Fukukitaru (Holy Oshi!) you would be fucked up your ass
>>557385764
>>557385764that's a big carrot for Turbo
>>557385026For team trials yesBakushin, Bono, Groove and King will dominate Sprint TT
I just finished Chiyono's career... That was horrible. I genuinely feel kinda depressed from that. Peaking in your first year of racing? Being able to feel your body unable to cope with the lost potential you had in previous years? Getting outlasted by an Uma as sickly as Ardan? That has really got me bummed..
I won 1 race out of 15 day 1 of the CM
For a supposed rng fiesta i feel like my girls were pretty consistent
Which uma would share food with me?
>>557385963Dont force it bro, you might end up going 0/40 in Group A semis if you manage to luck out 3 wins tomorrow, just dont show up tomorrow and take the Group B road.
>>557385984
>>557374991to be completely fair she was probably seething and coping at this
>>557386008>pasano shit
>>557385963anon is a loser...
literally no one likes NTR other than contrarians, it's like saying Goten is your favorite dragon ball character
>>557386070oguri cap
>>557386008there are consistent umas for this CM theyre just stupid and gaythe most consistent uma by far is Hishi Akebono with Nothing Ventured + Corner recovery X (from the acupuncturist card)it basically forces her to be under 70% stamina despite the massive downhill and then on the final corner she'll hit a fat .3 accel and .25 target speed
>>557386206they dont know about her repvtation...
>>557386173It's just samefagging pathetically.
>>557386131this change everything, never trust /uma/ again
>>557385769
day 12 - 4 - 0 - 450% WR.Rice - 40/50/60%Bakushin - 5/30/50%King - 5/25/35%I've been trying to outdo Vamp Rice with OG Rice but the numbers show King Halo is the one I need to be looking to upgrade.
>>557385963Surely you didn't put any effort at all if you had that result, or you have shit cards
>>557384275actual jobber
>>557386331show vamp
Rolls Royce is a huge dork, huh?https://x.com/kusakari27/status/2022503753606402322
>get sprint and front S seems promising junior and classic year>abhorrently shit last year, barely any rainbows or spirit bombs>get constant mood down events, have to date>can't even win ura because the races defaulted to mediumThis was the most cursed Suzuka career I ever had.
>>557386294it changes nothing sheliterally has BPD
>>557386341nah I didnt do any ace runs for it
>>557386397now this is cope
>>557386131b-but /uma/ told me she doesn't care about (you) at all and only loves racing...
>>557386414Thought so
>>557386372I think the epithet is pretty accurate.
>>557386429what the fuck do you mean you literally just saw it
>>557386501yeah that's a #decent vamp
Is this any good? Is it basically a weak Anchors Aweigh?
>>557386520You should talk with more women
She probably didn't even make those brownies herself
>>557386562most "late race" skills proc too damn late to mean anythingunless its something absurd like triumphant pulse i'd stick to final corner/straight skills for your lategame velocity
>>557386131>FINALLY get a trainer that's also a diehard racing otaku just like her>said trainer is also too much of an otaku to fuck herWell, at least she got the first Triple Tiara in history.
me I want to
>>557386562not worth 170 points or whatever it is
>>557386131UMAGASLIGHT
this brat....!!!
>>557386501good luck on round 2 Ricebro
>>557386704>170 points or whatever it isBwo your eyes?
>>557386732its cute because of her expression desu
>>557386670He wasn't, she groom him to become like that. As all umas do
>>557386393Why would you need perfect Suzuka in sprint anyway?If you use one she would be just a rabbit.
>>557386732Mayachi is so cute and funny
suzuka is perfect
bitch really gave me a beating horse heart and said "eat it faggot or my dark soul will consume me"
>>557386658She did, she even got help from Biwa (you can tell from the banana chips), who left a note herself because she knew Brian is too autistic to write something more than just "thanks"
I don't mind jp posters when they're occasional and not half the thread
>>557386921>Eat this or get rapedHmmmm what to do?
>>557386923What a brat
>>557386913
>>557387032now put on the rabbit outfit anyway
Are we really going through JP hours repetition again? Are we not tired of this yet?
>>557387010no its "eat this or i cause a school shooting and then kill myself"SIL the person likes you but SIL the retarded tulpa recognizes that the person behind the screen is not her jockey and she fucking hates you for it
>>557387129I like this theory
>>557386868I honestly doubt rabbit would work, as your main concern here are pacers, and they are ridiculously strong here.
>>557386732Yeah indeed the the chocolate is bitter, but her armpit will be sweet!
>>557387129raping her while she's manic and absolutely mad at me but her body loves that and she can't do shit
>>557385008
NTR is by far the worst protagonist all of umamusume has to offerSpe runs to accomplish other peoples failed dreams, Teio runs to follow Rudolf legacy even if fate is against her, Kita runs to deal with her self-imposed high expectations after getting cucked by Duramente during classic year, Pokke runs to cope with the feeling of never being better than Tachyon after she had to retire early, and Oguri runs because she simply couldn't stand up for her entire childhoodpeople joke about Pokke having the protagonism stolen from her by Tachyon, but she still gets lots of development and overcomes her mental block. meanwhile, what's the deal with NTR? nothing really, she just wants to make her trainer happy. Ayabe gets all the spotlight and the ovas are so short the other two get no development at allin conclusion, the RTTT trio is a worse version of BNW. if it wasn't for the overly animated final race no one would remember that crap
>>557387336me on the left
Do not look up Stay Gold's valentine gift.
>>557387336this is actually so pathetic and I question the moral virtue of any male that would draw and/or consume thisit is so blatantly cope art in response to something and I'm guessing that something is the idea that the horses explicitly do not want to fuck trainer
Teio the Cripple Crown Winner
>>557387442WE ALREADY SAW IT MILLIONS OF TIMES JUST THE PAST 2 THREADS
>>557387506teiobro....
>>557387541I wasn't there.
>>557387506I see you are still mad cause I owned you before huh?
>>557386732That's it!I'm only having red meat, asparagus, and, alcohol from now on.
how do I make my uma give me chocolate she even mentioned valentines day
got jumpscared by sporkle
>>557387336Fucking evil carrot
>>557387506(you)
>>557387475
>>557386734Same to you. I don't have high hopes for this or the next CM. I didn't spend a lot of time prepping for this one. I spent most of last week doing med/long parent/fan runs and trying to improve the weak links in my trials team. Take me back to longslop CMs please.oyasumi laisu lads.
>>557387409Agreed, thank you for saying what i wanted to say.
Why are umas allowed to run with weapons?
>>557387506teiobro is fat AND have women opinions?!
>>557387682Kek
vodka said the chocolates are on my desk but I cant find them...
>>557387506if teiobros are like this, then teio really does fit the role of hoyohorse
Teiobros are actually Teiosisters...It all makes sense....
>>557387676
>>557387506It's fine in small doses but yeah I also feel like it gets pathetic when the artist try to make it out like some harem romcom to live out couple fantasies that I'm guessing they missed out on irlThat pic is okay though even if it's a tad cringe
Please god give me luck on valentine bobo, my support pulls have all be shit.
>>557387731She meant your house desk, also don't go
my wife is great!
Which Uma would let me eat her "chocolate", if you catch my drift.
>>557387902Mejiro Mcqueen
My uma got a yeast infection...
>>557387902stego
hm umaposters are trying to tell me something...
>>557387902Ardan
>"show ur uma blo">boot up game>screenshot uma>crop in paint>tag as reply>...>zero engagement afterwardsFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>557387409 (me)as a bonus I want to talk about Laurel too and there's even less to say about her than NTR, her manga is slow as fuck and she gets no character development yet. the only good part of it is the Brian and Biwa arc because Lauren literally doesn't show up other than a small manga panel at the very end
vodka has a cute "hehe" when she talks about the events where everybody outdoes one another
>>557387813you and me brother
>>557388052I only agree with this part
>>557388050Just use snipping tool next time bwo
I like it when the VAs say things in English, like super creek, when she says something like "tissues, hankerchief"
>>557388101how long it took her to make this
What's sex with doto like
>>557388234marshmallows
>>557388234gomennasai gomennasai gomennasai
Does pace down mode ever gets fixed or reworked in the future? Shit fucking sucks
>>557387813>5 more days
>>557388207I love when umas say Merry Christmas
>>557388052Isn't that because the real horse didn't do much until 1996?
>>557388234she won't let you use condoms
>>557388234she requires you to have a tied up operao in the corner
they was just horsing around?
>>557388234Fat
>>557388412pretty much, and it's even worse with how slow the manga is, the first 30 chapters is just her jobbing to mob umas while Brian farms aura and it's really fucking boring to read
>557388485worth it to go grab those biggi ol boobas whilst fucking her
What a fucking harlot
>>557386923>I'll continue to take care of my sisterIt probably means trainer to take care of her sister.It doesn't make any sense for Biwa to make this about her
>>557388560So what you are saying is that the pacing is fucked?
my late turder oguri that i made in 30 minutes is doing better in sprint CM than the pasa i spent 2 weeks onwhy did i even bother
curren c han age ggoogle what is curren chcan age curren chans age
>>557388687I saw that smile, Trainer
when is the ebayan race
I literally don't care
>>557388705both the slow pace and the lack of significant umas early on as they're not even interesting like march and the bullies
>>557388696>This is a token of my thanks - Brian>I apologize for the overly simple greeting. However, I am sure it is packed with gratitude in her own way. Please continue to look after my little sister - Biwa Hayahideit should say something like this
>>557388764>Foaled 31 MAR 2007
>>557388687Falco's trainer POV
>>557388764out of 10!
>>55738888312:40 EST is the post time for Saudi Cup
>>557388687>yet
>>557388687I HATE CURREN
>>557388985legal
>>557389146Doto after bearing 10 of my kids
>>557388941From what I know, they are currently on Biwa retiring, yes? That means there is an entire year still before Laurel does anythingdamn, it really is fucked
