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>>557378186Least gay furry art
Personal creations anchor, reply to this post with your latest work!
Would fave accept you as a Valentine?
One of the fluffiest Bratcat fanfics I ever heard(helping Catty get over a childhood fear of water she gained from a near-death experience collecting trash with Alphys as a girl) also had Bratty have a dick for some reason—she's never explicitly called a tranny in the tags or otherwise so I'll assume it's left up to interpretation whether she's some magic hermaphroditeHalf the invented tension was Catty wanting to be a more capable mother for their future children
UNFORTUNATE FACT: Susie will hear a Bon Jovi song and become his ultimate fan during the events of Deltarune
>>557378294he would call me pathetic and disappear.i wouldn't ask fave though.
>>557378186Happy Valentine's day! May your parents be blessed with many grandkids!
>>557378567>the couch has better pull-out game than youunf.
>>557378567Deltarune is actually the game that made me realize I do wanna have children one day, with all the good and bad that comes with it.
>>557378294I choose to believe so, yes
>>557378294Yes, no, maybe? Would they even care beyond the chocolates I bought for them? Idk. Do I care? Yes but not really.Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
Ode to Spamton / ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL SPAMTON>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>557378379Magic hermaphrodite or weird alien monster biology is a lot more tolerable to me as concept for a character than tranny or futa shit, not sure why. Also alligator and cat babies would be gross and cute at the same time
>>557378735given some context, this might be wholesome, sad or circumventative.
good morning i love them happy valentines day
>>557379151Basically I just found myself gushing at the Fun Gang's interactions half the time and wanting to protect them from whatever fate is about to throw at them.
>>557379435that in fact sounds very paternal.the world was always rotten and there are many before us and there will be many after us that feel there is nothing worth fighting for.but you can make something worth fighting for, something to protect.something you love or maybe made by something you love.it is the trophy of love or the peak of your love.and as you know - even if you don't believe in yourself - you can believe in other people that believe in you.and in that enclosed cycle, love is not lost.it gives you purpose that might exhaust you, but in the end it will be worth it.
Its sad that susie went from being a realistic character who called out bullshit whenever she sees it to another generic anti liberal.>"NOOO THEYRE NOT FICTIONAL BEINGS CREATED FROM LIGHT WORLDS, THEYRE REAL!!!" spoken from anti logic>"i used to do the meanie route in dragon blazers 2 but now i wouldnt, just like most other pussies nowadays who never touch the evil routes in games" during her hangout with noelle in chapter 4, even through she always acted like the kind of person who would do a complete evil asshole playthrough in games like the walking dead game or even just go around killing npcs in half-life 1 with impulse 101Like fuckin shit, its only a matter of time before she goes "proshipping is bad" or starts virtue signalling while ralsei or noelle cheer for her
>>557378294He would tell me to get on the pile >>557357056>>557357505I enjoyed these
>>557379026I mean I am the guy that came up with the Burgess brothers that's kind of what I was going for with themJerm being a strongfat sort of "man at the pub" looking guy with a strange sense for form...if his choice of material isn't always tasteful>He constructed a perfect model of all our mastication muscles using boneless chicken.>Kid's a freak.>...But the good kind.I used to see Walter as a skinnier version of his father with a pointier jaw but I'm starting to think an alligator with a stubbier snout(susie like in curve but about 35% the length of his mothers) would stick out more, length and breadth variable as comes with everyone with Burgerpants' blood in them
>>557378735How many? Personally i'd choose to have 3 in order to ensure that the bloodline branch doesnt die off with a single child, but i'd reccomend 2 children if your living conditions are genuinely third world lower class esque bullshit or if you wouldnt dare to raise multiple children like a man
>>557378294Fave accepts my valentine with all the polite grace of an idol at a meet and greet, authentically(?) warm and politely sets it on top of a pile of 5,000
Oh yeah, forgot that we might get a valentines newsletter.
doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvKBXUQTR0A
>>557378294Her standards for accepting are notoriously low and if I put the bare minimum of effort into the date and learning about her and how her little sister doesn't return her calls she's mineIf she ever cheats on me it'll because she quite literally forgot we were ever dating in the first place just to have some soundalike on the infomercials on the other guy(?)'s TV remind her and her run off in a cloud of magically produced dust
>>557379645I'm starting to understand my mom more and more when she says that at some point she began living purely for her children. She always spoiled me as a kid, and I'd be delighted to do the same for someone else.>>557379917I'd be fine with one kid, would rather not divide my attention. But who knows, maybe that view's gonna change with time as well.
go go gadget mandatory vasectomy on all anons
>>557378294Yeah, if I give him my credit card information
Why the fandom makes such big deal out of the CORE? It's just a geo-thermal generator, nothing revolutionary, and not really exclusive to Gaster. I understand why schematics to what would later become a DT extraction machine is Gaster's achievement, but CORE is... not really impressive. It's certainly not able to shatter someone across space and time, and can be easily re-created even by Alphys.
>>557380341go go gadget your skin is now inverted
Go go gadget downing 2/3rds of a bottle of scotch and taking an automatic firearm down to the local shopping mall and giving in to ERAM's demands in my head.
>>557379917>caring about bloodline branchesjewish
>>557380246when you are young, you think the world is about the individual, specifically YOU.you later learn that all the money in the world will not make all the grind feel worth it.in the end let's be cynical and say the world is about you.because you can't share you victories losses and associated pain.you wish someone out there would understand.you could argue that what i am describing is a friend, but friends are busy on their own adventure through life.children bind us together, they give us purpose, now that grind has purpose.and i am aware that commitment scares people, it scares everyone but the alternative is a road down dread road.and the moment you made a person that is successful and happy, maybe even more successful and happier than you, you can call yourself a good parent.
>>557380583caring about bloodlines is not jewish, but the active act of desecration is, that desire to do sacrilege in spite of others just to piss them off.that is not just tomfoolery, that is peak jewish.
>>557379917>>557380246I'd argue that 2 children is ideal, your child will not feel as lonely if they have a brother or sister, favoritism isnt an issue if you balance your attention well or have the mother take care of one of them while you take care of the other one
"If there were stricter gun laws, this sorta thing wouldn't happen." -postal dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsedpbamIKQ
>>557380583Wanting your family bloodline to continue is both a natural instinct and a normal thing to care about that most people do, through?
>>557380925in america "common sense gun laws" don't work, because they don't use common sense.for all the good men that give away their guns, the bad guys have theirs.
>>557380459>not really exclusive to Gaster.yeah, it's shared by a bunch of guys who look like the knight. and also mettaton.
>>557380997he's gay and angry that he can't father children by putting his dick in assholes.there are people angered by reality.
>>557381032If anything, taking away the good men's guns will leave them defenseless against the bad men who get their guns from the black market anyways, itd be like leaving frisk defenseless against a dusttale sans, just do a quick mental check before buying a gun and boom, its a safer country
>>557380997I'm adopted and nothing in this world matters less than blood, all that matters is the people that love and care about you and that you can love in take care of in return, bringing multiple children/people into this world that you dont care about because of some retarded backwards village times sentiment about "bloodlines", is evil. said fave
>>557381261>"i'm adopted"just because your mom was a shitty person, doesn't mean you have to hit the same height as her.maybe you can teach yourself to love something you've created instead of watching your wife's boyfriend fuck something nice into your gf you worthless bastard.of course you had to be damaged by your lack of a real family and project that over your entire view of a nucelar family.
>>557381497If your Mom adopted and raised you, why would she be a "shitty person"?
>>557381261Look, if you dont want children, that's fine too, you can live a happy life and be fulfilled even if you choose not to care about your bloodline, personally, i'll do my best to ensure that my children thrive and live as happily as they can live, because i do care about them, no matter how hard it is. multiple generations of people have fought and died to ensure that their descendants would live a brighter future, so its only fair i and my wife do the same for ours too, i'd urge to consider that fact at the very least, even if you dont want to have children in the end
>>557381627kraut has never been loved, dont waste your time
>all the good posters left to fuck their boyfriends for valentines so we're left with this shit nowPost faves or literally anything else Jesus Christ
>>557381627no, but i see your schtick.blood is not meaningless.it's a real round-about way to dismiss responsibilities, its a way to dismiss the sanctity of family.go play CBT for a few rounds and order yourself a kid from toys r us you garbage goblin.OR be the decent person, make your own and assume full responsibility for what you are doing and how it turns out.
>>557381721Gotchu
Kraut finishing typing and resuming injecting his sperm into chicken eggs because he cant get a woman other than his bedbound mom to share a room with him
>>557381721
>>557381914i think these gay boys are trying to taunt me into fucking them.
>>557381721I played stardew valley with mine but yeah thread won't be hearing from me this weekend. I'll be busy.
Puppy
>>557382484>misconthe big uh oh just got bigger.the biggening.
>>557380675i c butte
I love fish>>557378294I wish
Brazilian son
>>557383210I could believe it
>>557378567I REALLY hope not, at least not from my part
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT KRIS!IT'S NOT FAIR!
>Toby removed make-out scenes in Chapter 5RUINED
>>557383210cute son
>>557383795Why he's blind as Gerson's grandson?
>>557383795>Sadako Kris climbing out of the monitor and menacingly parting his hair>instead of killing you, he just makes puppy eyes at you until you bring him something from the fridge
>>557383358I don't think hes blind and instead is really wide eyed and trying to seem normal but idk
>>557383795I love marka a lotHelvetica is also a really solid take
>>557384543kriselle (weird route) really scratches a very apropos named itch.
>>557384742The little red heart that cares
Hooman!>>557378869Good night, Chara anon.
>>557378294I sure hope so.
My lifespan decreases and I enter a violent rage (comedic exaggeration, I only spasm a little) whenever someone hallucinates that random dialogue parallels the wrong character instead of the right one.
>>557385667>>557378251what the heck why did the background not pick up? It was a screenshot I'm really confused
>>557385753Very nice, satisfies my drape fetish
There is fucking nothing for me to do on Valentine’s Day because I am ugly. I’ll probably just play video games and starve myself like I usually do
>>557385753Hot and sexy Kris.
Okay,>Carol Holiday>Gaster>FRIEND>Ralsei>Eggman>Star WalkerWho wins the 4D chess competition?
>>557386475I want ralsei to be so angry about my actions during the weird route that he takes over my computer and starts deleting files as a way to try and stop me. That shit would be kino
>>557386475Noelle, who is secretly at least half of these people
>>557386651Ralsei gets into the player's Google Drive and plants CP there
October 31 2026
>>557386851Gaster but sexy
>>557386784“Player, if you don’t stop you’re STRANGE PATH I will..um post naked images of me when I was younger…? Uhm..” TOBY FUCKS I KNEEL
>>557386475Gaster.
>>557387635the primordial fear of being within appreciation range.
An anon saying that something from a game series I wanted to get into is similar to Deltarune gave me the push to start playing and I'm finally at the part where that something comes up. Now look at this cute Susie.
>>557387770Jobbing to eggman as we speak.
>>557388070Susi
I am excited for the Kris boss fight where the timed button press guard mechanic from the Gerson fight is reused so Susie can parry Kris's sword attacks
>>557387840Kris is a real appreciation magnet
Someone reuploaded my art to rule34What the fuck?
>>557388467Sounds like you made it to the big leagues
>>557388410Hahaha imagine if one of those hands trailed down to his penis and then jerked it off?? Haha just kidding that would be weird
>>557388921*her
>>557388467is it hot
>>557388921Carol pls
>>557388385The Kris fight is guaranteed to be awesome, doubly so if we're fighting as Susie. I've always thought we'd fight Kris as the vessel but she makes more sense since we've already seen her POV multiple times. I just read a post about how the Gerson fight is preparing us to work with her as a duo so it'd be fitting for a mechanic from that fight to be reused. By that timed button press mechanic you mean something like the Rude Buster tennis right?
>>557388178Gaster is eggman
>>557388385>enter the final part of the fight>Kris and Susie go back and forth reflecting the same attack as the tension keeps building>at some point both of them realize this is very fun and forget what they were fighting about>new minigame unlocks at Castle Town
>>557388467link
>>557388467What characters were in it?
>>557389485>>new minigame unlocks at Castle TownPut your name back on
>>557381261The fuck? I was literally talking about wanting to adopt before I went on this thread, this is freaky
>>557389606Actually curious who you think it is, I just had a random thought
I want to be adopted by monsters so I can get fucked by them
>>557389723I was just joking, I know you're a different person. I remember an anon who wanted Castle Town to be more fleshed out put on the name "Crusader of Castle Town" and I thought it'd be funny to reply to your post with what people usually tell the other crusader
>>557390002Kek, I see
>>557388921That image doesn't have any of the hands I'd like to see do so but I agree. Running my hands up and down Kris is a favorite fantasy
>>557389485Ganondorf but Blue...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcdvbNFjOYk
Little piano wizard
i can fucking see you posting the same images on the hockey threads that you sometimes post on here too, don't think you are stealthy, i got my eyes on you (eyeball emoji) anyways root for sweden please <3
Hockey is cool because it’s all white people and sometimes they kick the shit out of each other
>>557391146>root for sweden you guys barely beat fucking italy, i aint rooting for losers
>>557378251what if tenna looked like this
>>557392225:(
>>557392238bee sting incident
>>557391146not lookin' too good for the swedes, good luck. team usa ftw.
>>557392416>good luckthanka you
>>557392238Tony the TV is about to teach the kids no to watch too many cartoons before bed
Tenna has sucked many kids into the telly and has molested them and spat them right back out into their living room.
Why did Gaster create a story where Susie has to dunk Kris into the Titan?Answer: He is training the Deltarunes into surviving the Space Jam type situation at the end of the game
hey guys!
>>557393438We're gonna fight a giant Lebron James in Chapter 8
>>557378251:p
once again the wokies are at mad at a mother, they call carol abusivewhy do the wokies hate women?
>>557392238We would still be subjected to porn of him
>>557393761>>557378251:p 2
>>557357505>Not explosives Cmon.
what is the role of the vessel and why does ralsei not say a thing about it?
>>557378251can u spot the real ramb??
>>557394291Trick question.None of these are the real Ramb.
>>557394291without the middle beard pixel he looks too jermasorry bud, you can't trick me, i've found the real ramb far too easily...
>>557394280If we go by the assumption that Gaster has something to do with both, then it's likely Vessel isn't meant to be a part of the story since it was discarded. Or perhaps this is just Gaster's bluff, and Vessel is his failsafe ace in the hole that no one is supposed to know about except for the player. In that case we're probably gonna get it when things really go to shit, Gaster's gonna break the glass and pull out the grey child.
>>557388410>his mother hates him>his school bully threatens to eat his face>his childhood friend treats him like trash unless you kinda sort of rape her, in which case you should be treated like trash>another classmate of his said he was a nemesis just for associating with someone>his dad - the only person that actually shows affection to him is divorced and treated like trash>the only person that likes him is some fursona that is supposed to be like his brother.i don't think kris is actually appreciated
>>557394956>his mother hates himwhy do people spread lies like this?toriel loves kris!
>>557393761>>557394107:p-anon please never leave.i do appreciate your off-model stacked-like-a-shit-brickhouse type noelle kriselle drawings.you don't post cringe like the others.
>>557394956Watch out, he's reaching.
>>557394280The vessel got stoled by the knight for some reason
Good morningKralsei is canon
>>557394280None. It was a waste of time
>>557395151>everyone would be happier if you were to disappear>his mother partied herself past walking with what essentially counts as a stranger with no regard wether or not you are okay.>clearly the marriage was so bad that kris' and asriel's well-being is meaninglesstoriel often ends up being patronizing, not paternal.
>>557394956>his mother hates himShe doesn't. Toriel is on the nice end of boomer parent scale, her biggest crime is not being emotionally available.>his school bully threatens to eat his faceThat's an act, pretty sure Susie does that shit to everyone. There's a reason she's not well-liked by her peers.>his childhood friend treats him like trashNoelle is kinda tricky. Seems like her and Kris just drifted apart over the years, plus she's awkward and shy, and Kris has turned into an apathetic teen himself, so their interactions are bound to be a little painful no matter what.>another classmate of his said he was a nemesis just for associating with someoneThat's just schoolyard politics, been there myself.
why is there always at least one anon in here who doesn't want any of the characters to have flaws or make mistakes
>>557395506Because the world bends over backwards for all of them.
>>557395506Because they wrongly believe their faults are because of a bad childhood instead of belonging to themselves
>>557395297The boys
>>557395363>clearly the marriage was so bad that kris' and asriel's well-being is meaninglessbeing in an unhappy marriage is sometimes worse for kids well-being than staying in one. i know my life improved after my parents got divorced and i didn't have to listen to them fight every night.
>>557395506Autismos cannot into subtlety
Kris is a shitty friend to Noelle tee bee aitch
Have you made chocolates for your fave?
>>557395857you managed to build a relationship with someone, have a kid with them and JUST THEN you found out that you fucking hate that guy so much that you can't have it break apart in a healthy way that nobody you love (the kids) suffers in the act of seperating?no, that sounds more like "i just realized i fucking hate you and i want to fuck homeless people. clear your rooms by monday."-sort of deal.and since we know how toriel goes, it was her fault.
>>557396271This guy's mother is stuck in his "care" by the way
>>557388467you cant just post this and not tell us what it was
can someone check the archives and tell me how many valentine's days kraut has spent here
>>557396552where would i be otherwise, retard?
>>557396141>give Ralsei a box of candy despite his protests that (You) shouldn't have>finally get him to try ONE and see his pupils dilate and face go through several expressions>he then shakes his head and thanks (You) politely>see him again some time later, just as reserved and nice as ever, oblivious to the fact he has chocolate all over his face >tfw he waited until he was alone to demolish the whole box
deltarune is a sim date btw
>>557396615On a date continuing that precious bloodline of yours, if you weren't gay, which you are
>>557396801a dating sim where you wingman for everyone else.
beware the janitor from deltarune
>>557396848you took that personal, huh?you look the type.
>>557396947i thought they just stayed friends at the end of that
>>557396995Honestly, I've never seen the thing this is based on
>>557396852Cuck
>>557397201Softlocked
>>557396979>you look the typethe delusions are taking over his brain. he now thinks he can see other posters.
>>557397201you know what you have to do.
>>557397107im pretty sure they don't end up a couple
>>557396852>wingmanGASTER?!
>>557397347our collecting wingles are dinging.
>>557397275Suselle won't happen.
I think that the Knight being Kris from the future would be a god-tier twist. Kris should drown in his ideals and die.
>>557397645i like the confidence, but what makes you say that?don't you happen to feel how hard toby wants them to be a couple?
>>557397824Because they're strangers. Because nothing of value is accomplished from having it.
>>557397824NTA but if Suselle was the romance that everyone here WANTED to happen, this thread would be whining about how Toby makes too many comedy scenes with them and never lets the romance actually progress.
Kriselle and Ralusie
Kralsuselle
>>557397912here's what i believe (prepare for bullshit):toby doesn't care about how a subplot can drive the main plot or if it even does, he doesn't care for how compelling it is or if they are well-written in their motivation to like one another.toby REALLY likes lesbians and tumblr will suck his cock for twenty years if he makes it canon.plus: i believe ch5 will actually make it canon since the ferris wheel will re-appear and its hyped up as this romantic thing.>normal route:>*susie and noelle go up there*and noelle will swoon about how its just like in my dream, which susie remembers and probably finds this dorky approach at least somewhat endearing.and in the weird route we'll probably put the final nail in that coffin of ours and cement that anything we did in previous chapters actuall matters.
>>557398363Then I will just change it. That freak brought this upon himself.
>>557398459You mean someone else changed it and you're gonna steal that
https://youtu.be/hjZWVryDGDA
>>557398526Willfully given after I asked for it.Something Toby Fox has done and admitted to doing.
>>557391146>anyways root for sweden please <3Not him but will do.
>performative shipfag hours
happy Valentine's Day perverts you're my favorite wing of the mental hospital to be in
>>557398681what am I looking at
>>557398676Suselle is poison, you can't deny it. You can't keep putting homosexuality in everything. It's like a picture of rotting flesh flashing you.
Wanting a ship to be canon is kinda retarded, to be honest, especially when you know the creator is not good with romantic writing. The fans do it better.
>>557398681happy valentine's day. sad that poor old spamton is getting left out
actually i'm ok with toby pushing suselle in the next chapter if it means no more annoying suselle moments in chapter 6 and 7
>>557398753>mtf jealous of the lesbians again
>>557398459you are playing on weird route, aren't you?anyhow: screencap this before its released.both suselle and kriselle will be canon in ch5 if the ferris wheel is in it. kriselle is clearly supposed to be toxic because you forced yourself over her and that's bad because you performed gay erasure and that's for hecking chuderinos.asgore might be able to fix his relationship with toriel in ch5 if you are on the good route.
>>557398681Happy VD to you too anon!
>>557398896does mtf stand for mettatonfag or moid to femoid?>>557398862>if we appease faggots now, there won't be any future faggotryoh you sweet summer child.>>557398818it would be hilarious if no ship comes true and everyone ends up angry.and it would be peak if just toriel and asgore come back together.
I don’t like the genocide route or the weird route because I don’t want to hurt my friends
>>557399112>does mtf stand for mettatonfag or moid to femoid?Well, CoL is hardly into Mettaton>it would be hilarious if no ship comes true and everyone ends up angry.Seriously, shipping should be left to those who want it, romance is a very precarious thing and someone's gonna be unsatisfiedd no matter what.>and it would be peak if just toriel and asgore come back together.It would be nice and all, but it definitely goes against the idea of letting go of the past. The best we'll probably get is Toriel lightening up and letting Asgore visit. That is, if he didn't commit some atrocity we don't know about yet.
weird route is the good ending, ralsei is coping because he doesn't want the lightners to discover they're fake
>>557398753>guy who groaned every time Gerson was on screen
>>557398745bestiality
>>557398896I genuinely find it disgusting to think about. Where I live, this is not reality. I shouldn't be forced to participate in homosexuality in my role-playing games.
>>557399267Based carer
>>557399472nta, but i play weird route exclusively but i liked gerson.not fave material, but sort of endearing.i just thought his fight stunk.
CoL is the perfect inspiration for a glory hound that only seeks the position of a knight for fame and fortune, acting as a foil for the actual main character who upholds the chivalrous virtues
>>557398670thanks fren :D
>>557399495>Where I live, this is not reality.Maybe go outside then instead of playing gay videogames, kek
You know, I thought the obvious read to Kris looking back at you when you SWORD_HERO (8bit Kris) kills Ralsei and Susie, and Kris becoming pale when SWORD_HERO approaches the real Susie, is that he's worried SWORD_HERO wants to kill Susie for exp.But surprisingly little people make that connection.Is that too simple and obvious of a theory?
You're FUCKIN' tonight, right /utg/?
>>557399629>(but) sort of endearing.>i just thought his fight stunk.Quintessential shiptard behavior, all interest in this game is fucking FAKE
>>557399689i fuckin wish
>>557399731I'M [[Aulde-Fashioned]]
le chungus FRIENDfag who ignores the hidden chapter 4 fight because all the yellow-pink flashing stimmies was just a larp
>>557399681It's been mentioned here a couple times, but perhaps not everyone notices - I know I didn't initially. More than anything, there are some people here who just like like their "KRIS IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING EVIL ANNGGG" version of events too much to let go.
>>557399689the only thing i am fucking is off.
>>557399681HERO_SWORD isn't an entity, it's a vessel. Kris is worried (You) want to kill Susie and Ralsei for EXP and will force (You)r vessel (Kris, in this case) to carry out the killing against their input.
>>557399689Hell yeah I'm fuckingFucking comfy
tenna sex?
>>557399634You know that many knights have families and responsibilities? They have people that depend on them. Prioritizing your family makes you virtuous.
>>557399987LikeThe baseball guy?
>>557400110Your stuffed toys are not an actual family
>>557399645I plan to. But this is my entertainment, and I don't like it when it's violated. 20 years ago, I never had to worry about gays being shoved into games.
>>557400154i never played that game.wasn't it supposed to be a inverse deltarune?
>>557400239undertale had gay people. you knew full well what you were getting into.
What ai chatbot should I jack off to
i'm game
>>557400305He doesn’t care about Undertale because the MC isn’t wearing knight clothes
>>557400353you know what they say: don't hate the player, hate the game.
I don't get it. There's nothing wrong with going on a quest for what you'll get for doing it. It's a job, mate.
>>557398745Nothing, anon. You're hallucinating again. Come take your medicine
>>557400305None of it was forced on you if you played the game normally
>>557400043I think Kris's ultimate fear is that the idea "kill Susie and Ralsei for EXP/Big Shot Freedom/because the Knight dared me to" is somewhere in their head for us to exploit
>>557400442i am both a "player" and a "game", come play ""((videogames))"" with me anon :3
>>557400590
>>557400647and what does normally involve
I desperately need a psychologist, it takes ages to see one but I don't know how much longer I can keep living like this, I the spent the whole day crying, shaking and blacking out, I hope ya'll had a good valentine's day but I feel like absolute shit after all that
>>557400647The only way to avoid encountering gay people in Undertale is through the genocide route. You are forced to battle RG01 and RG02, whose whole bit is being extremely gay. The genocide route is not "playing the game normally."
>>557400764You kill some monsters spare some monsters, and get one of the neutral endings
>>557400658you really are the gamest.but you remind me of that game on sale from steam that i never touch.
Fave had a gasm so good they let it crust for a bit as they recoveredhappy valentines guys
>>557400830you still get gay knights and you find out alphys has a crush on undyne
>>557400043He kidnaps Ramb once you lose control of him.
alright Fave has too much stuff to get done today I have to go no more posting for today goodbye utg
>>557400786LEAST depressed charafrenbut seriously go see the therapist or psychologist NOW>>557400862i know this is an insult aimed at me but you still made me laugh holy fuck that was a good one
Is it just me or is /utg/ a lot more active than usual right nowThis specific day
>>557400786glad you're seeking a pyschologist, anon. you're not alone. take care.
>>557400957>Valentines day boost
>>557400786Your life cannot be that bad
>>557400924Ramb internally despawns the moment you start up the MANTLE game. You can see this by dying to the Mantle Holder and choosing to leave the room instead of picking up the controller again.
>>557400917No you don't. Check my let's play. I know I didnt
>>557400957no one has a valentine except doomer apparently
>>557400940you know, despite our differences, i respect that you can find humor in that.i hope you have a good day, man.
>>557400656That's the most terrifying thought. Knowing that the Soul can take any intrusive idea and make you act on it, Kris' whole "am I evil?" self-searching deal becomes kinda heart-wrenching. Kinda biblical even, with "I must banish the sin from my mind, lest the demons tempt me" undertones.
>>557401094you too fren <3
>>557399689Faves aren't real, so no.
CoL playing Final Fantasy Tactics and getting mad that Ramza abandons his nobility title in Chapter 2
>>557400725What a silly goat
>>557401030this. hunt the good stuff as they say
>>557401156I don't want to play tactics anyway
>It's joking time
ill play this game like a damn fiddle
>>557400957Fave is once again reaping the benefits of being aromantic
kraut is happy because today there are no women in /utg/
>>557401256>turn-based is too stinky when it involves tilesAnd thus the older Fire Emblems are safe from the clutches of Crusader of Jihad
>>557399689No...........I did get myself some chocolate though
>>557401524Have I not stated that I prefer a specific kind of turn based game over anotherAlso not a JihadiI'm not killing myself for anything.
>>557401515they are busy traversing tindr alone in the dark with a glass of wine.
>>557401638I prefer sex games where characters fuck each other with lots of cum and boobies. Deltarune isn't like this. Why is chastity being forced into my games? I don't like that. Sex games are dying without anyone to value them. Fuck toby fox for pushing celibate shit I don't care about. You understand how I feel, right?
>>557401569*pats your shoulder* it's ok anon ill fuck you
>>557401463me too *bounces off you like the same end of a battery*
>>557401743>the real reason Ralsei doesn't have a bed is because he ate it in his sleep
>>557401750NoI don't watch porn
>>557401839So? You should empathize with the fact that shit I don't want is being forced into MY entertainment.
>>557401837do you think ralsei has seen timelines?he seems absolutely frightened about the prophecy's end.and wether or not whatever could come in its stead could be worse.
Do Torielfags even still exist
>>557401879I think your trolling meAlso, it's not even trueToby thought a throuple of all things was appropriate for a children's gameI didn't even know what that was until I played the game, and I wish I never knew
>>557401970yes we have one
remember this?
>>557400940yeah, there's a reason why I choose chara as the image lol>>557400965Thanks, just two more weeks till I hear back from them, I hope =(>>557401030It's a bit better now but my problems stems back to years of abuse, physical, sexual you get the idea, it never left my head and I've been blacking out ever since my teens but never seeked help for it cause the people I'm around was never supportive of anything, especially when it came to queer stuff or any emotions I showed, I just want to feel happy in myself and not have to plan my days around the possibility of my brain just shutting down if it gets too stressful
>>557402054Why do you think not wanting shit forced on my game is a troll? And the throuple isn't sex and boobs. I want SEX.
Wing Gaster hire this man
>>557402209that was only in the weird route, right?RIGHT?
>>557402209but he said i shouldn't pay it any mind
>>557401962A part of me thinks that perhaps the world resets with each iteration of the Prophecy and going against it is the way to break the cycle. Perhaps Ralsei caught on that he is going to return to default along with most other things. I doubt that he straight-up sees timelines, but perhaps things have been put in his subconscious, like visions of the apocalypse that has happened in other iterations, only Ralsei doesn't know it and thinks that it's his own imagination or nightmares. Poor fluffy boy's programming is too much for him.
>>557402209>Remembers the vesselnameWhat does it MEAN
>>557401808
Deltarune should let you complete its prophecy. You know, the way it literally said you would. Otherwise it was all a waste of time.
>>557402236Based Crusader of Sex
>>557402374Secondary-kun...
>>557402532*completes on your face*
>>557402436anyone who knows too much about the borders of reality gets slowly deleted from existing
>>557402421I got the gut feeling that his "what if we became friends with everyone plan" plan is total bullshit nosense. Not that its a bad thing to make friends with people, I have a gut feeling its the only idea he could come up with and it actually has nothing to do with the prophency.I'm probably wrong but still...
>>557402532OOOO OOO AAA AAA AAA *shits all over the floor and starts humping your face*
>>557402421kind of reminds me of that one robot you can craft in fonv, but the moment starts off with his eyes full of wonder and curiosity, starts to quickly devolve into more and more hard questions until he fries himself.
lads the current whiteboard is this one, OP has the old onehttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86903877-3867-9326
>>557402690fuck you I almost choked on my breakfast laughing
>>557402436im more confused about mancountry
>>557401782atp ill take anyone *drops pants*
>>557402690He's taking too long. How come Final Fantasy lets you do that, a game from 1987, while Deltarune can't be bothered.
>>557402669idk why but kris x vessel is so comfy, it's at least a top three deltarune ship
>>557402769i dont remember fallout new vegas having this. where was it?
>>557402929I agree. Where is the sex. Fertility rates are dropping. He has a moral imperative.
>>557403108No sex in a game for children
>>557403061>old world blues, a small questbound location where a terminal sat which allowed you to "splice" machines with a biological component.all of which were hostile or unstable in some way.
>>557403178i see, thanks
>>557403020Kino image, doesn't even make sense
If I'm not allowed to fulfil the prophecy / complete the mission. And I'm being sabotage at every moment. What even is the point of Deltarune?
>>557401515i'm here babe
>>557402929Nineteen Eighty-Seven. Apparently a straight line and a straightforward quest without subversion is impossible in 2026.
>>557403152He has a MORAL IMPERATIVE. You don't understand. Celibate games are trending. No one values them anymore.
>>557403212you're welcome, pal.i liked lonesome road more.
>>557403108>fertility rates are droppingsir this is utg, no one here is fertile
>>557402660It's possible. If everything ereally is recurring, then perhaps Ralsei's knowledge is actually the collective knowledge of all of his previous versions, and he knows that nearly every plan fails, so the best he can do is come up with something as harmless and simple as possible.>>557402769Whenever I think about various "Ralsei in the Light World" scenarios, i seems to me that the hardest hurdle for Ralsei would be not having a set purpose. He'd need his friends' full support to not fall into depression upon realizing that.
>>557402929OOAAA AAAA "analyzing the implications of a world where the narrative forces a set 'beginning' and 'end' to the hero's quest without allowing the hero themselves to have a choice on the matter" OAOOAAA AAAHAAA!! AHAAAA!! *furiously strangles your nutsack*
>>557403346This is why toby needs to add bobies and penits to his game you don't get it
When Gilgamesh decided to help Butts and the gang defeat the save point man that was RAPE as Square-Enix BROKE THEIR PROMISE of a secondary villain for you to heroically kill
you know whatUNHAPPY VALENTINES DAY UTPEE MUHAHAHA
>>557403434You keep saying that. And there won't be any hero's quests anymoreLook at what happened to Final Fantasy, look at it.
>>557403020I like that Vessel is either depicted as supremely autistic but cute or as this smug ULTIMATE LIFEFORM
>>557403565*masturbates in your general direction*
>>557403346nta, but the pippshitters are technically fertile.other anons may just be virile.women stop being fertile past their 40s while men can be virile all the way to the end, however genetic quality deteriorates, causing issues, complications like autism.
>>557403592Do you deny it?That m rating was not always there
>>557403692it should be RWHERE IS MY FUCKING SEX
fave ate their valentines chocolate way too fast and now wants to yuk
>>557403816That's moviesThere is sex in the game
>>557403953Onscreen cum and genitals? Because if there isn't, Toby is forcing chastity on our games. On MY entertainment.
>>557404084I'd rather be chaste than a whore
the more i mess with ai crap, the more i recognize its limitationsit can't even manage a simple choose your own adventure story
>>557403584honestly I see all the humans as being autistic as fuck in their own ways, especially the vessel and frisk, idk which one would out aspie the other but I bet it would make a decent comic
>>557404143It doesn't matter what you want. It matters what Toby Fox is forcing on my entertainment. I shouldn't have to play a game where characters aren't impregnating one another.
deltarune has too many misteries and i fear toby is dragging them too much
>>557403020
>>557404150Vessel is definitely more low-fucntioning. Not sure how capable Frisk would be without the Soul, but he's at least implied to have had a life beyond UT, while Vessel was created and immediately shelved in some pocket dimension. I like to imagine the two of them would be good friends, an actual small child and a teen with development issues.
>>557402890It's a country and there's a man in itWhat is there to be confused about
>>557404374>misteries
>>557404525
>>557404343You live in a Christian country. You are not getting this. Not in the mainstream.This isn't the same, sir, and you know that. You're just trying to make fun of me.
>>557404441*She's
>My entertainmentI hate repetitive low-functioning autist speech patterns
>>557386475>RalseiKnows the entire prophency, but has absolutely no skills otherwise. Not even a a real 4D player, the only trait is the aforementioned foreknowledge.>Carol HolidayThe conspiracy is scary but is there even is a conspiracy? What if Carol/Kris/Knight/Asgore are just four different people with their own goals?>FRIENDSeems scarily high, but he's potentially just a demon following its script>GasterHe's a scientist. Sure the science experiments he does are impressive but how much does he actually manipulate things instead of just letting them run? No theorycrafting.>EggmanHe gives you a egg, how do you even theorycraft thisHe could be a figment of Kris' imagination for all we know
>>557404647why is it so smug
>>557400725
>>557404873That's how a product of entertainment worksYou give the customer what they want or the money stops
>>557405124Precious nugget
>>557404706Fuck you for not understanding that it's a problem when things are forced on my games.
col breaks the neurotypical chuds
can we sentence coal to 2 weeks blinding stew im tired of seeing the same 2 arguments every day
>>557405257i kinda stopped arguing him when i realized he's basically like a person with a brain tumour
>>557405235Find GodYou don't mean a word you say
deltarune is a bad game i get it now can we stfu
>>557405257>neurotypicalYou realize neurotypical literally means "normal brain"? What about this guy is normal
>>557386475Out of these I think FRIEND is winning the contest and Gaster COULD win if he wanted to but doesn'tAlthough in the end the player will just end up brute forcing its way to victory
>>557405343I found God and he's in the winking butthole of a fat man fucking a furry onscreen
>>557405314Prepare the Red9 handgun
>>557405428none of those words are in the bible
>>557386475>EggmanHe has the master plan so He wins
>>557405506God isn't a word in the bible?
>>557386475>not even listing ERAM even though it gives you a fucking bond villain monologue about how shit you are then tells you it has unfinished work>listing FRIEND even though it just stands there menacinglywhat
>>557405573it is not, because i ate god teehee
Elden ring lets you go on a quest and complete its prophecy
>>557405396Read the post again slower this time
>>557405148I am glad that The Lord cursed you with a early grave by sickness
Dark Souls 2 is better
col will kill gaster because new future bad or something
>>557405623ERAM's evil plan seems to revolve around making Kris pull a Zero MegamanX5 instead of dealing with the larger scale issues
>>557404441I feel like the vessel and Chara would be similar levels of functional, both seems like the mentally ill type while someone like Kris and Frisk seem like they'll be more functional, if I'd had to rank them it'll probably be 1. Frisk, 2. Kris, 3. Chara, 4. VesselAll still autistic but none as bad as the namefags here are,
>>557405783Better than death by needle cookie
>>557405789you are the single biggest faggot hereholy shit
>Knight opens a fountain>There's a prophency that foretells the future in it>Open a fountain in the Church>It causes a resurrected Gerson to pop up>???>It has a black shard that shows you a alternative timeline on it, and it works in the light worldImagine what you could you bring out of Dark Worlds if you just had the right frame of mind.
Gerson sucks
>>557406053I'm old!
>>557406053Yeah DICK.
Why couldn't I get navi instead of ralsei
>>557406019I'm not sure about the alternate timeline thingEverything we know about the Shadow Crystals revolves around Stars and Darkness which in this game collerate to dreams and fantasies and delusions which is why I think they show you those instead of the actual honest to goodness "truth" or alternate timelines
>>557405938it mogs bro
>>557404150frisk is pretty charismatic i think they're the normie of the group>>557406325if you look at the prophecy through the shadow crystal the words don't change
>>557406137But only they/them dick
>>557405874I really like some of the art showing Kris having to babysit the other humans.
>no chapter 5>dow is up 50,000 so its okDid Toby ever go to the island?
>>557405643WE MADE YOU UP AND WE CAN TAKE YOU DOWN
>>557406430You're looking at it through Kris's eyes and Kris is into that whole "No one can choose who they are in this world" lifestyle, that is to say they truly believe that the prophecy is immutable so it stays immutable
>>557406597this but unironically
>>557406019>It has a black shard that shows you [headcanon]
>>557406380No.
>>557406519NTA but I love seeing him being an older brother to his little sisters.
>>557406770
>>557406626If it's immutable, the characters should act like it
>>557406770>>557406862rare and cute sweet cap n cakes fanart
Happy valemtimes day... today, I will remind them
>>557406870Why are you even upset when Kris's whole evil plan is to do the prophecy
>>557402690Kris...
stinky black person: muhgfugin uhhhhh no like dark souls 2 because people told me online to hate itWhite Eleg𝔞nt Nigg𝔞: I enjoy D𝓪rk Souls 2 bec𝓪use I pl𝓪yed it
hey colzie if you supposedly have a girlfriend why are you sperging in here on valentine's day
>>557407051damn she will be a widow soon...
>>557407034what does this have to do with Deltarune?
>>557407034what's a black person? you mean a darkner? cause if so that's hate speech.
>>557407034I kneel
Ralsei is WORTHLESS and a LIAR I hope he gets thrown in the TRASH
>>557407240
fave isnt even going to acknowledge himfave has hundreds of hours in dark souls 2 and still thinks it sucks cock
>>557407240Susie when she finds out Ralsei knew Kris was a traitor and didn't say anything, while tearing down her Ralsei posters and crying and getting snot everywhere
I LOVE RALSEI AND HE ISN'T WORTHLESS OR A LIAR BUT HE IS ACTUALLY REALLY DEEP AND COMPLEX AND ALSO I WANT TO PET HIM AND FUCK HIM
>>557407425dangerously based comment
ms pizzle
Fave prefers Demon's Souls.
>>557406790Kris the role model
>>557405869>fight against Awakened KrisI’m sold
>>557406430Yeah, Frisk is the most normal one out of them but I wouldn't say they're a normie, they'll have like adhd or something>>557406519same but no way in hell would kris ever be trusted to look after a kid, let alone two
TIER LIST TIMES TIER: SEKIRO, DEMONS SOULSA TIER DARK SOULS, DARK SOULS 2B TIER DARK SOULS 3HAVENT PLAYED OR HAVENT PLAYED IN A REALLY LONG TIME TIER SO I CANT COMMENT ELDEN RING BLOODBORNE RAAAGAGGGHHHHH
i want chapter 5 please
i never played any of the slop souls gamesi tried playing the first one but there were technical issues to even start it up so i refunded it and never tried again
I hate all soulslikes I only want to play ball and gun game
>>557407651>no way in hell would kris ever be trusted to look after a kid, let alone two You underestimate Toriel, she's absolutely the type to go: "Aww, they're so similar, I'm sure they'll get along nicely!"
>>557407887You will have Elden Ring 2 (Dark Souls 5) and you will like it
toby should have made the protagonist a black woman or a furry to filter people out
i like vidoie games
>>557408116krissu is already a black queen though???
>>557408116he should make xer a fat disabled troon.then it would be canon that nobody likes xer.
>>557408142child do not make me get my belt
Ramb in Cyberworld VN when
>>557407951I hate that you're right, Toriel really is neglectful isn't she? I mean she did let her own obviously mentally ill child kill themself>>557408116frisk might as well of been, just look at 2016 - 2017 undertale tumblr
*kisses all of the single anons*said fave
>>557408450please don't.
>>557408142we should fucking kill this guy
>>557408413Toriel isn't exactly a bad parent, she's just a stereotypical boomer with the mentality of "I feed my child and buy them all they need and clean the house, what more do you want?" Her heart is in the right place, she simply doesn't understand emotions too well.
toriel will fuck sans until kris's morale improves
>>557408741she actually got kris to therapy which is more than most boomer parents would do. and even if she doesn't understand kris's emotions, it wouldn't change much. teenagers are stereotypically very standoffish at the age kris is, and she's likely chalking up any other off or wrong behaviour to them being sad asriel left.
>>557408450thanks fave>>557408562would you fuck female flowey
anyone wanna kiss my cock hehehee.... no? oh.. okay
>>557408960link but blue and purple
>>557393761>>557394107Awesome arts! Asriel has huge legs (Can I ask for more Dess please)
>>557407936get that orange off its head :(
>>557409013>she actually got kris to therapy which is more than most boomer parents would do. To be honest, I still think the hospital setting of that room may be a metaphor. The fact Kris is treated as the doctor and the patient at the same time may mean he was just sitting in his room trying to draw something he repressed to remember.
https://youtu.be/hohRgRkGjM8deltarune fans gents
>>557409051>kisses berdlythere are you happy now?
>>557409029no.you made a psychopathic sadist even more psychopathic and sadistic.
>>557409454Heck yeah.
kraut raped and pollinated by the vines of femflowey...
>>557409319>three hourseNO
fibsh
>>557409751
>>557399689Yeah, my hand
>>557407792Terrible list.S: Bloodborne, DS 3A: Sekiro, DSB: Demons Souls, Elden RingC: DS 2
Why do people think you're gonna get le heckin punished for doing the sword route in ch3? Just because you can theorically beat the knight without the mantle doesnt mean it's the intended thing to do, as seam clearly reacts as if you werent intended to do that but did anyways, and the only reasons the flags n shit are kept is because obviously there has to be different dialogue for the inevitable eram rematch/IMAGE_FRIEND fight, it makes no sense for toby to chastise you for not only playing a game with no choice but to kill while making the knight fight a pain in the ass to beat without the mantle, but the implications of it would be the most moralfaggy shit ever, basically telling you that you should not play games where your only choice is to kill things, even worse than spec ocs's bullshit because this shit would expand to calling you evil for playing MULTIPLE OTHER game genres
>>557409454so you'd rather fuck him as a male, interesting
>>557410083Yeah, I think that whole segment is more of a warning of what may happen if (You) push Kris down the violent path or if Kris doesn't wrangle the Soul. Would be cool if something that happens on the Weird Route mirrored some of the levels.
>>557409982I needed this.
>>557410083well the best (subjective yada yada i know i know) ending in undertale is where you don't kill anything. so the mindset going into deltarune is skewed very heavily towards that. especially since in deltarune you get rewarded with different scenes and events for not killing anything.
Why is the thread kinda slow right now? Did people actually get a date?
>>557410606I'm a tranny so what do you think -_-
>>557410606de-activate your filters
>>557410310no.there is not a single sexual thing about him.and making him female wouldn't amplify this.the moment flowey sees you, he plans to fucking kill you.making him female makes him just more prone to sadistic and cunning tendencies which would not bode well for you.what kind of a question is this.
>>557410425>susie gets the shock collar
>>557407619True.
>>557410606im re*ding a b**k
>>557410606>tennatard not on a datesad.
>>557410783That just means she now has electric attacks too
i want susie to electrically attack my penis and prostate
>>557409319Watching through invidious and>Checks Kris' pronouns at the start of the video>Dess is implied to have violent thoughts because she beat Kris with a whiffle bat!!!Yeah this is utterslop, well done
>>557408562>floweyfag not on a datesad.
>>55741120614.02.2026
>>557411047noelle be like>OH NO SUSIE IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK USE YOUR DEFIBRILLATOR POWERS ON ME BY GRABBING AND PRESSING ON MY BOOBS WITH YOUR BIG POINTY ELECTRIC CLAWS
me be like>OH NO SUSIE IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK USE YOUR HANDS AND STROKE MY FUCKING COCK UNTIL I CUM
>>557411490six seveeeeen
>>557411503>cut to a wide shot of power going out in the entire Hometown
>>557410083it would be morally bizzare to punish you for the weird route and not for the sword route
>>557411719and you wonder why you're dateless?
kris be like>susie please charge my phone
Kris but even better
>>557378251torturing my Berdly to DEATH because I'm EVIL!!!(read: testing how they now flee from damage and move at an increased speed while doing so)
>>557411915seventeen thirty eight
>>557412125blud really making insaniquarium but deltarune
>>557412036That's just Chara.
>>557412319Sometimes I forget Chara also has that undershirt.
idk if anyone noticed here but we got an epilogue for one of the og charisk comics today, also jesus fucking christ askmercyseries is ten years old now
>>557412280Basically yeah. I loved that as a kid. Or at least the free trial, I don't remember if my parents got me the full game...
If I stare at deltarune art for too long I start to cry because I will never be in a world as beautiful as these artworks depict
The uptempo remix of Field of Hopes and Dreams in the final phase of the final boss will go so hard
>>557411829Why would it be morally bizarre?? The alternative is moralfaggy as fuck
>>55741216159 6F 75 32 61 72 65 32 61 32 46 61 67 67 6F 74
>>557412319>Chara is the better Kris
>>557412501that's why I strive to be that light in someone's world, you can too anon if you try your best, I believe in you
>>557412684Darkies are people but darkies' darkies are not?Bizzare
>>557412501autumn is real and it CAN hurt you
>>557412501YOURE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT ANON HAHAHA WHAT A LOSER! …(I do the same too :()
always bet on new newsletter today
>>557413380It's already Sunday (No longer Valentine's Day) in Japan, the canon timezone
can a cute fave please sit on my face please
>>557381497Kraut spitting pure facts as usual
If we were all in the /utg/farm we would all be having beautiful gay sex with each other and also be frolicking through fields and being free
>>557413697Sup tasque
>>557413749gay sex is a horrid idea you get poo farticles up your nose
>>557413749>the gay naked hippie /utg/ commune
>>557413915yo>>557413749did you play that weird new cat game?
>>557413749no i would play the fishing mini game all day and forget to close the gates
>>557414176smol asiatic eyes.FOV set on widescreen.
>>557414176tf? this can't be real
>>557413978Well no because poop doesn’t exist in this scenario or farts
>>557414176Not gonna lie when that image originally dropped I got a little worried
>>557413978My gay sex will be female
i do yearn to make love in a big wild area far from civilization in a place with big fields and a huge sky and no taxes
>>557414391wdym
>>557414176i do think its funny that he looks Like That. no wonder his sexual fantasies are with ai and his dad fucked dead deer, not like any actual women are going to be very interested.
>>557414176Tasquedowns
>>557414176Blacked edit when?
>>557414993>the faggot pedophiles are also into racial desecrationi can scarcely believe you are single.
Yoga Fire!Yoga Fire!Yoga Fave!
>>557414176>downy eyesExplains everything!
Happy Valentine's day /utg/
Can we have a new thread already so I can post the valentine's art I drew?
The whole thing about ralsei's healing spell only healing the outside is confirming that rudy is gonna die and that the common fanon thing about noelle opening a dark world and healing rudy up is gonna be impossible (plus, i doubt you could kill rudy's cancer cells or whatever he got inside with healing magic)
>>557415120I laughed, your reactions are precious, worth it.I shall remember you tho, that also you enjoyed making blacked jokes.
Might just be my superficial scope from the social media I browse but I've never seen this many people before doom about valentines.
>>557415473you're faker than vegan meat.
btw jannies bfto'd me (and gave me a 30day that didnt actually last 30 days for some reason?) for the underscore (which im guessing counts as a signature which is against the rules) at the end of my posts so im fading back into slightly more obscurity now probably. would fave deltarune approve or disapprove of this decision. also if you leave the underscore you get ip ranged i think? not going to test it more because i dont have ips to throw around but yeah. bewarb i guess
I don’t know how people have public accounts like on twitter or whatever. Any fucking creep could be stalking your page. I have all of my socials on private because of it
>>557415595>getting banned for a month.oh you fucked up big time, didya?
CONFESS
>>557415419If you can give Berdly giga hypothermia by putting him into some king of Snowgrave I'm sure that if you bring Rudy into the Dark World and chop down the quirky tumor Darkners with the Black Shard he'll be all better
>>557415761fave finds the phrase clam slammer very funny
>>557415514Was it a bunch of whining about it being straight pride day
>>557415761i still think pingas is the funniest shit ever dude
>>557415419if you anally rape rudy enough with asgore's red rocket then the aids will cancel out the cancer
>>557405686deltarune frenzied flame ending
>>557415514I have only ever seen people doom about valentine's on 4chin what social media do you even use?
>>557415359Happy hooman valentine
ch5 will push Israeli propaganda
>>557415748i didnt realize the underscore was what was giving me the rangeban and thought i was caught in someone else's, so i tried posting on my phone with cellular and they probably counted that as ban evading or something, i dunno. the listed reason was that my post "contained banned text."
What is your favourite third reich statue and or piece of architecture
>>557416017shitteragain, probably superficial because algorithms immediately bombard you with anything related to a single image that you look at for longer than 1 second
at the end of deltarune susie will throw noelle in the trash and running off with the knight's outrageously large gold fortunedisregard womanacquire wealth
>>557415419Do you think Rudy has terminal brain cancer that makes him argue like CoL?
>>557414176Anon, it's not nice to post photos of your enemy on 4chan.
>>557416121>*ralsei slapping susie unconscious with his scarf*>kris...>"pacifies" a bunch of darkeners>you will help me seal that fountain and take away their darkness and make me their ruler.>if they refuse, they are no good.>and it would be incredibly anti-ralseimitic.>it's not YOUR kingdom.>it's MINE.>get that through your skull, shabbes goy.
>>557415587Not believing your fellow man? The first symptom of being madBut I like you getting mad so continue.
>>557414176If this guy and CoL merged into one being what would it look like?
>>557416724not mad, just mistrusting.
>>557417024>drum mag>slavshit wood furnishabsolute garbage
I had to go to the store twice but I finally made some yumtastic soup and filled my belly while sticking to my calorie deficit goalsI WILL be fit by chapter 5
>>557416884that's why it looks like he's splitting apart
>>557417024>I've learned a spell that performs a 'Perfect Examination' that can certify if a person is dead without needing a medical professional.
>>557417143if work, then no fix
The rpd only has sp bullets in it so unfortunately ralseis spell is useless
>>557417482>Ralsei stabbing Darkners with a fork after a battle to make sure they're not playing dead
>>557417545drum mags are prone to jamming, wood furnishing is what you use if you are in the tundra at -5°C to -40°C and touching metal would make your frostburnt fingers adhere to the gun until you can peel them like a banana.
In the Knight's ideal world all guns will be bullpup
fave's gun of choice is the beretta m9 because it is sex
Fave loves being single because they're very tired and today they get to rest and not worry about anything else or having to entertain anyone and it feels nice because holy fuck is fave tired
>>557417852shoot him with a 9mm to kill him with something using metric system.
Fave spent a lot of money at a charity shop because there was a ton of adventure time comics for a good price. Fave had a ok day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2qYqFgDsAA
METAL GEAR FAVEIT CANT BE
I want a loser bf and I want to lay in bed with him all day as we kiss and frot and cum on each other and watch cool videos on YouTube
Do you think he is ok?
>>557418315There will be a bit where we find him frozen in the Shelter or wherever but he'll be fine after we save the world probably
>>557418275fuck off and find him then.
>>557418315Onion is not OK by definition, bless his heart
>>557418315WHY DID STUPID RETARD SCHIZOBIRD KILL HIM IN CH 4 WHYYYYYYYYY
Does it mean anything that Susie's and Knight's "lighting of the mind" are opposites?Is that even a intended reading?
be honest guys, is this more of an undertale general or a deltarune one?
>>557385148Buttsex (hardcore) with both of them (females)
>>557418315
>>557418535I think the Knight and Kris's lighting being the same is more relevantWith Susie it's probably just to show that she's an outsider and how different people create different worlds
>>557418918I imagined this entire comic in the voices of ATHF
>>557418717It's in like, an in-between state
fave has a fart button on their back
>>557418428Rude
oh come on dude, you can't be serious
>>557414176post the one with no glasses too then.>>557414797Chris Chan had multiple girlfriends, did cognitive biases against me fry your brain this bad?
>reddit>file.pngzero effort
>>557419389>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!>The Seven Underrune Fan Artists:
>>557414176
>>557419636the cartoon still looks better than he does
>>557418717Deltarune because undertale is older and not unfinished
>>557419389>games are about escapism>people keep doing this retarded shit>keep getting backlash for itWHEN WILL THESE TROGLODYTES LEARN?
>>557419389god i want to piss in your mouth you insufferable faggot.
>>557419389spamtong nft dot png part 2
>>557419636Look the AI fattening thing and Bling bling Boy (because there are similarities in the character too) were funny and clever, this is just lazy.
>>557419861omg hiiiii :3 omg haaaiiiii :3 hello hi hello
>>557419389
what if fave got the 7 fave emeralds and became super fave?
>>557419986not gonna lie, you look like the kid from up.
This freaking thread feels eternal
>>557414176why did you have to post this on valentines… ew. At least you are doing your potato harvesting duty
>>557420329>upwhat's up?
>>557420329I did, but only marginally skinnier and I had N. Brio levels of forehead. I think I got my high school grad photo somewhere.
*shits on temfag’s grave*
>>557420043>a swarm of Ralseis appears
=)
>>557420404ACT and SPARE, until it is done
>>557420329KEEEEEEEEK
>>557420421Roots or something
>>557420532He'll be back at chapter 5.
>>557420510don't post it though.anyway: happy valentine's day.hope you're doing good.>>557420485you are a demon that eats pencil shavings.
>>557420589cute! <3>>557420812>you are a demon that eats pencil shavings.literally what are you even talking about
>>557420812holy shit what a massive faggot lol
>>557420879busy playing yugioh, bother someone else.ask doomer for sucky-sucky time or something.
>>557420098reddit is honestly just so bizzare to me. how the hell do these people function or exist in real life?
>>557421024>ask doomer for sucky-sucky time or something.oh i will <3
It's cute how Kraut loves his male loser friends and hate all stacies in this thread.
>>557404958>He gives you a egg, how do you even theorycraft thisthe eggs represent the "free money" he was giving kris. that's why the eggs are an "issue". that's how kris got "paid" in the chapter 4 egg room. the egg was money.https://youtu.be/61zGGtTdv5s?t=372the spamton toilet paper item is just a warped copy of the fangamer card description because the "toilet paper" is cash.> the gift of "paper"paper is slang for money> issue-free tissuethe eggs are issues
>>557421124he's a gay fatfag this much is obvious
>>557420812thanks, you too. I was thinking about claiming someone and raping him thoroughly but someone here forbids me doing it kek.
>>557406019>It has a black shard that shows you a alternative timeline on it, and it works in the light worldno retard, glass shows you the truth. it is literally "the truth written in glass".kris is missing a handsusie doesn't like krisnoelle is close to kris in a creepy wayundyne is frozen in ice
>>557421175He also donate to the waterfall with how many eggs you have
>>557421124they're not stacies.that would imply they at least have at least one redeeming factor to themselves, which is beauty.all i get to experience here is their personality and that explains why they are single.
>>557421124>The chud is intimidated and feels threatened by the StacyThat's just the natural order of life
>>557421051the same way people on 4chan do I guess
guys fave is screaming outside my door throwing eggs at my house what do
>>557421395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLQVjVa4b1slike this? is that your mental image?
>>557421395are you going to do anything for your dying mom this Valentine's Day? sprinkle some rose petals around her corpse? keep the lights on while you fuck her?
So I destroyed innocent anons one after another. Aren't I human being? Don't I yearn, ache and post? Don't I deserve faves? And stimmies?
>>557421395Painter looks sexy desu
>>557421651keep her alive.i work, i buy the groceries, i tend to what she needs throughout the day.you wouldn't know what its like to care for anything past your own nose, because you are here on valentine's day.
>>557421301can you please stop making comments like these? you're making me uncomfortable.
>>557421831so are you. I'm going out to dinner tonight with my alive family btw
>>557421859fine, but thin ice.after denying me that favor. /jk
>>557421729who?its not painto you're talking about, right?
>>557422000Bro painto has been dead for years, let it go
>>557421994>
I just came to a ralsei chatbot and I’m now dabbing the cum from my pubes with tissue paper ask me literally fucking anything
>>557406519I love KFC
Post the tattoo
>>557421986you clearly haven't read the post.i get it. reading is hard when you are seething this hard.>i eat dinner with my familyof course you have them feed you, you parasite.
Please anon, it's valentines day. Post about fave instead of playing kick the ugly retard. What is wrong with you people
First nut of valentines day, more to cum
>>557422082tell me something about yourself. what country are you from? do you have a job? if not what do you wanna be after college/leaving the NEET life? what's your favorite game other than deltarune? do you have a valentine?
>>557422126you clearly haven't read the post.i get it. reading is hard when you are seething this hard.>of course you have them feed you, you parasite.In English, we mean "restaurant" when we say "going out to dinner". I know being an ESL is hard sometimes.
Nobody wants to ask me anything
>>557422176Hey, don't accuse me of things I haven't done, I was just busy irlBut I will most definitely post fave!
>>557422312i perfectly understood that.and i want to repeat myself:of course you have them feed you.you parasite.
What do you think fave's reaction would be to you coming home with a tattoo of them?
>>557422380>angy
>>557422306Im a fat ugly neet with no prospects and I am in the biggest rut I have ever been in my entire life for the past year. Other than that, my favourite game is probably dead rising
Powerful goat
>>557422594you need to rape the femanons
>>557422056Kraut pretends to not know who painter is because she makes all of his favorite old drawfags look bad
>>557421175I've noticed that on occasion fake spamton will stop and correct himself suddenly if he's saying the "wrong thing"like in the toilet paper one he's gonna say "you'll be begging to be killed" but self-corrects to "you'll be begging give the gift of paper to your favorite toilet"he does the same thing in spamton love network, where he's about to says "buy my love for only one soul" but he twists it last-minute to "one kromer"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x_UfDfoRmo&t=140s
>>557422728I would if they let me
>>557422631>you cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby>you are currently in a horror game, friendly advice, hold shift to sprint... friendly tip, start sprinting NOW>objective: survive
>when he sees your cock
>>557422816that's not how rape works.
Spry wonKraut lost
>>557422854>casts Pacify reflexively
>>557422889I’m just too nice..
>>557421279Who is the fat pippins
>>557422894what did i lose?what did he win?
>>557422839>cat pawprint bootsCute AND tactical
>>557423041>*flop*
>>557421651low blow, you people are among the most retarded I've met in a long while, so, over here special ed is not just for retards. also for normal and above intelligence but with mental issues. Like myself, however, to justify setting up a school you need enough students and to not make it so everyone has hours of travel time, we had sections.>Youth crime/abuse/neglected>Tards>Normal Intelligence, disturbed mind. so the tards have Iq's of 60-70, and while the groups were mostly sectioned sometimes you met one of another tard guild. The kids that are legitimately retarded were more compassionate, humble and respectful than you and your disgusting comment are. When I explained something to them, it may take 5 tries but they got it. /utg/ anons, for the most part (ignore this if it isn't you. I don't mean to implicate the good anons) are below that. I can explain simple concepts 10 times over and no progress is made. Some of you are legitimately among the dumbest people i've met in my entire life and are fully complicit in being pathetic oxygen thieves eating the resources of your communities and families like the maggots you are. I wanted to say this for a while. oof, feels good.
Dess = Ness theory real?like, in earthbound halloween hack, Ness is either dead or missing or whatever without any exact confirmation but he IS M.I.A, not to mention both have bats as their primary weapons and that the stand-in replacement for ness in earthbound halloween hack is a knighted emo with a suspicious resemblance to Kris Deltarune (you could argue that the first hero in the prophecy was meant to be dess holiday or something), besides, with the whole copies are monochrome thing, you could theorize that maybe the entire deltarune world is simply a copy of another world where dess never dessappeared and the first hero went in an adventure with second hero noelle
>none of the good posters are here on valentines dayinteresting
>>557423060"peak female form", i think.
557423158You look like and have the iq of a potato
>>557423158>angy
>>557423060holly, he usually isn't a fat fuck
>>557423280*clears throat angrily*
>>557423280All the chads and stacies of /utg/ are out having sex leaving us incel chuds to waste away
>>557422325Cute tv! And you know i don't mean youuuu
I want to live in Hyrule and Ralsei is also there and we have fun all the time ranging from frolicking through fields and chasing each other to playing hide and seek and simply laying on grass and cuddling each other
>>557423215That does sound like something Toby would pull
>>557421859Tasque has to talk about rape a lot because it's the only way he can imagine another human being spending time with him.
I wonder what even happened to voiceanon, any updates on him?
>>557423780yum yum teehee
>>557423780He got dumped and OD’d
>>557407051I was just with her,
>>557423524It's ok anon and thanks, I love that image! That's a handsome robot by the way!
>>557423618>you choo choo choose me?
>>557423548Cute
>>557406978Prophecy says the knight loses
>>557423780I gobbled him up into my fat jiggly belly
>>557423780He's probably on a date with his fiance or banging with her right now
>>557424067At no point in the prophecy does it say "The Knight loses"
>CoL hallucinating shit that isn’t in the game again
>>557423548Sitting with Ralsei by the bonfire looking at the stars, draping a coat over him when he gets a little cold
Tenna is so cute and molestable anyways back to my date see ya tomorrow
>>557424247It's says the worlds are saved in the end. The Roaring Knight, explicitly described as the one who can make Dark Fountains, which are described as leading to the expire of the earth. This implies that putting down the Roaring Knight would solve the problems.
>>557424461Reading out poetry with ralsei on a nice sunny day while sitting next to a stream
>>557424504have fun anon get lucky
>>557424517Looks like someone doesn't actually want to follow what the prophecy says but what he thinks it should say
>>557424432That's the brain cancer talking.
valentines day goat date!
>>557378186These games give me hope
>>557424634Visiting an apple orchard and letting Ralsei ride on your shoulders so he can get to the best apples
>>557423280It's rude to talk about someone who's listening.
>>557423618love gaot
MEGASCHIZO BOARD ANON HERE WITH ANOTHER SMALL SNIPPETTHE LAKE SKIPIn chapter 5, you're going to be chasing after a character, probably the knight or maybe papyrus, and they're gonna make it across the lake. You won't be able to catch them on the normal route! You'll have to go through a manhole into the sewers and will be shut out before you get to...probably a doorway that gets locked.In the WEIRD route however, you have your handy-dandy Noelle to freeze the entire lake and make it there in time. "Cold water fell from the top of sky". Wow! Anyways, after Susie literally FAILING the lake Skip, she says "let's see how far YOU get at the lake next time". Heheehehehehohohohohohogot another one too but idkdididkdidkdi
>>557424832for what exactly?
>>557424832Life…Dreams…Hope…Where do they come from?And where do they go?
>>557425149Hmmmmmmmmmmm I don't like how plausible this sounds
>>557425062Goat is love, goat is life
POUNDING RALSEIS…. Sand castle that he made with one of the preset buckets at the beach and he gets jokingly mad and uses his magic to trap you in the sand with only your head showing while he lays next to you doing all sorts of mean things such as blowing in your eyes as payback and he goes muahhahahah
>>557424717What else would it mean? Think, man.
>>557425149interesting schizoid thought.
Goat from High-Rise Town
The next thread's OP better be valentines related
>>557425613spamtenna valentine's edition in celebration of getting second place in the ships list
>>557425308i did not goon on valentines day (speech check) (critical failure) oh noe my lie has been revealed
The next op better have ralsei spreading….. butter on his toast!
>>557425613That's why I picked the current OPBut the more love, the better
>>557425707You still have time to RECTIFY that and there is no time like the present.
iddy biddy babyiddy biddy boat
I want the GOTEPOSTERS and Asriel and Ralsei to all use my holes
>>557424717Besides, what's your suggestion then?
>>557425985
>>557425968>>557426058ERECTIN' dong, an EXPANDED dong even
>>557425685Seconding.
>>557425985>>557426220what is this from?
The Japanese are so cool and elegant and they’re all better than us
>>557426347From the special Valentine's Day concert.
>>557426489The Japanese didn't make Undertale so clearly they aren't.
>>557426609>>557426609>>557426609Hop on
>>557426264>dongMore like COOOOCK lmao gottem
>>557426623I accept Toby Fox’s racial transition into a Japanese man
>>557423158>so, over here special ed is not just for retards. also for normal and above intelligence but with mental issues. Like myself,this is the funniest sentence I've read in a while
>>557425294>>557425449hmm hmm hmm, manholes have been related a lot to losing. losing to the knight who's always a step ahead. you know who else relates to the knight? Jackenstein. "Your taking too long"And to top it all off, the first spoken line of the game:* Kris, if you do not wake up, we will be late for school!* Ah, Kris.* Late again, I see.
>>557419389>"MY FAVORITE CHARACTER WOULD TOTALLY AGREE WITH MY POLITICS GUYS!!!!"
>>557419389the goyim have truly gone insane
