Previous: >>557434545>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Happy Valentines /uma/
horse p*ssy
I WILL MARRY AND FUCK MY BRO!
i love fat uma tits
>>>>>Trackblazer
umas for this feel?
Mambo!
>>557450183Go to fucking /umajp/ you troglodyte
>ebayan was 580 when he wonBONO BROS THIS FAT FUCK BROKE OUR RECORD
HAPPY VALENTINE TAMAMO CROSS
>>557450274>xe got here after global releasefake fan
jpbro stop ban evading
>>557450183cute transcoded uma
I WILL FUCK AND MARRY MY BRO!
WHO TRAINED THIS UMAMUSUME!?
>>557450334i love canned fish
Fuck TM Opera O
i think im set for anni
>>557447867I have little doubt this will be the only time I'll see Holihide at the top with her IQ friends, but seeing it happen where the other two also got a dub still makes me happy.
>>557450259I didn't know the pink tip was removable, I thought they shoved the whole thing up there like a fun dip stick
>be famous for having very fragile legs>scenario reflects that with unique glass leg condition>gets released in the scenario that ignores all those events and treats everyone like a vanilla npc umathey really did her dirty
>>557450517HELLO!? SPOILER!?!?!?!? MOOOOOOOODS
>>557450536>I thought they shoved the whole thing up there like a fun dip stickAnon.... you pee on it....
>>557450290>fat>dirt runnershe really is reverse grass wonder the american larper
UmamusumeSEX
>>557450517You forgot the team rank....
>>557450517whale spoilers
Going in
>>557450551Nah, Ardan is releasing during Aoharu. MANT's releasing in the mid-March, so there's plenty of time for anyone who wants to roll her to experience her story before the new scenario comes out.
>>557450731Enjoying Taiyaki on an ice-cold winter day with my beautiful wife, Tachyon.
>>557450729I'm gonna miss the NASCAR suit after her official design gets revealed
Game has a great sense of humor
Will bwos be watching?
I'm replacing a dead in the water member of my team. Feed me copium, /uma/. Sprint B is totally fine, right?
I shan't be watching your spoilerdoos.
>don't get brocked >win it's just that shrimple
>>557451089-120 speed.
>>557450021deck?
MANT CHECK. Are you ready? Do you have required cards?>Windy>Nishino >Nice Nature>Power Sunday>Guts Yeppers>Haru Urara>Fukukitaru >LB3+ Finemo>LB3+ Creek>LB0 Yeppers wit>Gonna pull for NTR+Ayabe>Bonus: 500+ clocks
>>557451115isn't blocking other racers against the rules in irl uma racing?
I HATE HATE HATE CM
>>557451194mlb0lbnomlbmlbmlb0lb3lb0lb0lbno~410
>>557451194>LB3+ FinemoBest I can do is LB2 with selector + crystal
>>557450870Godspeed Daisca king.
>>557451115he got blocked on the side thoughtever, that procced NSM and got the win because of that
Wit check. Prove you have high wit.
*thinks about ______ you*
>>557451194Borrowing Fuku.FM at LB0.Creek at LB2.Otherwise, Yeppers.
>>557450521I hope your Santa Biwa wins Group B!I really hope it wins Group A, but maybe if I say B, Shiraoki-sama will luckshit youbased oshigaming anon
>>557451240only if you cut them close like what super VILLAIN did if you were already ahead and he moves into your lane it doesn't count
>>557451338uhhhh
bakupits
>fuku speed chain fails immediatelyNot a run killer but man it sucks
>>557451194I only have the welfaresno I'm not pulling on that scam banner
>>557451194I'm ready for MANT. I'll just do daily fanrun when it happens
>highest winning uma from japan is a DIRTERHMMMMM response turf keks?
>>557451338Cute wit!
>>557451561I thought she slept in a swamp
>>557450536bwo...
>>557451561STAHP these mean SPOILERS >:((
>>557451646dahby no more
>>557451617rice your umanko is out
>>557451493Wait, it can fail? I always complete it.
>>557451646
>>557451194Cafe stam SR and Air Groove guts SR along with welfare cards and borrow is enough to get you 65 race bonus.
>>557451845ive completed it twice and have her in every deck i use now.
>>557451194>mlb>mlb>no>mlb>mlb>mlb>no>0lb>3lb>no>only the free pulls, not spending SHIT on that banner>680 clocksI think I'll be fine. Wish I had three more copies of Finemo, but I'm f2p and wasted carats consistently from July 25th through October 1, first by blowing them on umas, then by blowing them on the current card banner every time I got 1500 carats instead of saving for a fucking spark. Hoarded in October for Kita at least.
>>557451194>2LB Windy>MLB Nishino>no Neicha>MLB Marvelous>MLB Yeppers guts>MLB Urara>only 0LB Fukukitaru from the free pulls, didn't bother>no Finemo>currently 1LB Creek but will MLB with crystal and selectors>0LB Yeppers wit>whatever the free pulls give me>gonna be on near 500 by the time MANT arrivesI know I won't enjoy """"Trackblazer"""" much, will just coast along for 4 months until Grand Live. Currently on 65k carats and planning to hoard until Tachyon/Light Hello
>"You and me, one-on-one! Hishiama's gonna show you some heat!"Well, /uma/?Can you take her one-on-one?
>>557450870Well at least Bono got one
>>557451845On the first and second steps you can get +4 and the chain ends right thereI've probably used her two dozen times and I've only had a full completion with Super Lucky Seven once
>>557451194>LB2>LB1>No>MLB>MLB>MLB>No>No (LB1)>No (LB0>No>Free rolls>Uhh I think
uma for this feel?
>>557451194the only non welfare 10RB cards i have are marvey wit and pasa power
>>557451646WHY DONT THEY RESTOCK PLUSHIES AAAAAAAAAA
orange
>>557451391Thanks! I had all my tickets yesterday go 3-2, and today, I jumped from 2-3 to a 4-1, so averages should turn out well for Round 2? That's what I'll believe for now. And I'll soon see how Shiraoki-sama feels, if Holihide can't push, she has her friends to carry lol
>>557451194>WindyMLB>NishinoMLB>NNMLB>Power SundayMLB>Guts YeppersMLB>Haru UraraMLB>FukuMLB>FinemoLB0>CreekLB2>Yeppers witLB0>Pulling for NTR/Ayabeprobably not>Clocksunder 400. the mutation addiction has ruined me.
>>557451706Only when she's out and about. She's roommates with Goldship when she's actually at Tracen.
>>557451646umamusume: pretty...
>>557451990unrelated but i always post that "One on one" sticker in clubchat, unsure about its meaning
>>557451990Absolutely, and I won't need protection.
>>557451194MLBMLBLMAOMLBMLBMLBLMAO1LB0LBYesI guess that's ok.
>>557451990Yeah, I'm undefeated in staring contests
Me
>>557452089Silence Suzuka
>>557451990what kind of heat
>>557451646UWAAAAAH, TORENA CHOSE ME
>>557450060>making a new thread right before the other hit 750 just bc the image count reached the limityou know you can simply stop overabusing the image spamming instead of unecessarily making another
>>557452173It's meant to be a "Fight Me" thing, but the ERP connotations are simply too strong
>Falco's homescreen dialogue talks about how she moved a lot and was lonely growing up, and how her parents taught her to always finish her plateMy rags-to-riches low income housing waifu can't be this cute
>>557451617delete
>>557451089I saw Sprint B Pasa's with high winrates.
You don't need clocks if you don't lose.
>>557452149can't imagine either of these two sleeping in their room
>>557452294yeah we can get every single anonymous user of this basketburning BBS to agree to post fewer images, or we can just make a new thread like you're supposed to when the limit is reached
>>557452294>using>abusing>overabusing
>>557451617laisu you forgot something
I'm going to check the club at the start of a new day and if I notice any club members that logged in on the 14th they're going to be labeled a loser. You're supposed to be on a date with a loved one, not playing a silly horse game. And no, the CM can wait.
>>557452294It's CM season bro, it's to be expected.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm mentally ill because why the fuck am I trying to make a Sprint Stego just to beat something I already cleared. Especially with Dirt CM coming soon and I need to make parents for her for that.
>>557452324>It's meant to be a "Fight Me" thingnow i feel embarrased about posting the sticker...
>>557451194>MLBWindy Nishino PowerMarvey GutsYeppers Ulala SpeedFuku>3LBCreek FineMo (after selectors)>NopeWitYeppers WitNature NTR Ayabe>ClocksAlmost 1000 nowStill torn between MLB Creek 2LB Fine or 3LB both. Maybe I'll mega luck shit one of them during NTR freebies and the decision will be made for me.
>read up on some quality ba lecture>see pic relatedwhat does that mean??
>>557452541you are mentally ill because you refuse to post in the appropriate thread
>>557452541is she your oshi? if the answer is yes, then you already know why
>>557452502My wife is in the silly horse game bwo...
>>557451617
>>557450259All of them
>>557452502I love my honses not 3dpds
>>557450334I can make a whole fancy meal with that much and even have spare for the condomsBut why would I buy condoms
>>557452629that he plays both games?
>>557451561huh she's cute
they should have umas randomly wave at the camera during races
>>557452625Both creek and finemo have 8 RB on LB3 which allows them to hit the 67RB sweet spot without needing mlb.
>>557452502>loved oneImplying.
>>557452863haha xd my winrate is sooo good im obv better xdd>my opponents
>>557451115Ebayan is so cool… feels like such a treat to be able to witness a horse like him making history in real time still
>>557451338Falco >>> Curren
>get okay run on front runner>no greens besides some unreliable shit like outer post and lone wolfI tried to salvage it with some early race skills but it'll probably be shit. Now I have 140 skill points left and my choice is to>try to cram more early skills like Leader's Pride, or Prudent Positioning>get Ignited Spirit SPD>get Sparkly StardomRight now my groundwork triggers are basically only>Taking the Lead>Focus>Dodging Danger because it was cheap>Lone WolfWhat do?Also I'm burning out again. I want to roll for umas, not fucking cards, and my carats income is awful. I recently found out decent clubs get few k carats while my casual one sits in last bracket with 200, but I don't think I'm dilligent enough to join some more serious one.
>>557452502My wife gave me our tenth Valemtimes chocolate this morning. My toaster can support 2 game clients open at the same time.
>>557452892You don't need that much race bonus though. 50% is good and any more probably makes your deck worse just for higher RB cards (unless you're an oinker)
>>557450060RICE IS MY HERO!
>>557452863i was wondering why horses kept pointing their heads inwards until realised was camera
>>557452541Agree with what the other anon said. She your oishi? Then who gives a damn? Look at all the fags mutating their girls to be sprinter, it's equally silly but so it goes.>>557452814Sounds TERRIBLE!
>>557452824Always.>>557452679I mean she is but this shit of 16 dodged Sprint Sparks twice is going to make me lose my mind just like when I did it with Mile.
>>557452502It would be funnier if you kicked them instead
I'm ready for Round 2!
all five borrows today spent on attempts at a better mutant pasa. sprint aptitude on only one of them. agemasen'd by fine motion on that one AND lost a unity race. this is misery
>>557453076man i wish the devs actually tried improving on the game rather than to let it wimper out
>>557451990If the one-on-one in question was cooking related I'd be fucked because I'm still in my learning phase
>borrow spd fuku>+4 wit>fuck it i'll borrow someone else>random spd fuku event>+7 +7 +7 +7 +7WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
>>557452502>on a date with a loved one
>>557453118
>>557453231mutation is hell. the three goddesses did not intend for man to tread into the realm of uma genetics on this level.
>>557453147Meisho Tabaru lost my money in the Arima because he wouldn't lock in and kept staring at the camera
I was in a room with not one but TWO newcuties with B+ umas...
>>557452629That guy TLs the most delish UOOOHHs
>>557452541is she in your LoH team?
>>557453285Is it really dying? I never played it, but I liked the porn.
>>557452892As far as I am aware 48 RB is no good and it HAS to be 50, so that extra 2 RB might matter if I want to run a less RB heavy deck. I still don't really know what RB does except for the 35/50 breakpoints being important for stat gains.
>>557453231Oh, you gonna love dirt.
>Finally get a sprint spark>Start failing all trainings>No uma on speed>Lose the finaleFuck i thought this would be the one...
SUPERLUCKYSEVEN
Are you doing your MANT practice runs already?
>>557453373Tabaru is such a silly hors
>>557453424Yeah.
>>557452089kwaboli sirius
yeah beaner is getting deported
>>557453585HYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>557453578Anyon wtf is that guts...
>>557453512oh that's not that b->front Awhat the FUCK
>>557453076Sometimes I want to return to my beloved Kiso but I don't have it in me to commit to playing Kancolle again
>>557453585KINO
>2 and 3>2 and 3>2 and 3>2 and 3
>>557453708no gw so it's glue
>>557451646>>557452098My girlfriend got me this Seiun mochidoru for valentine's
>>557453585IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE OVER
Curren wins.
>>557453512someone stop this man. those aptitudes should be illegal.
>>557453792GET OUT GET OYT GET OUT GET OUTTTT!!!
>off topic jp posting with stolen screenshots Can you stop doing this shit already
>>557453846>all AsYes, fuck you Cygays that's garbage
>>557452015She actually got one!
>>557453792
>>557453901this is the ojii-san general, anon. I'm literally married. Aren't you...?
>>557453708>>557453846https://youtu.be/9CS7j5I6aOc?si=1Oi9Ye0q-HaE9Yua>>557453768That is Pasa for bouncing off the runaway suzuka. Feel free to stand right in front of me.
Uh oh the dive schizo is screaming about stolen screenshots and SPOILERs again, careful guys!
knowing that there are cygames insiders in these threads due to the trackblazer leak, i cant see all the "jp version posting bad" stuff the same way
>>557453626>gave him a shadow roll and a legendary jockey and he still couldn't focus on the raceTabaru is definitely a Gold Ship child
Wowowow I even struggled to get three wins yesterday.
>>557454037if someone stands infront of your pasa you're 3rd place and that person infront is the one bouncing off your suzuka
>>557453585AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>557453792>girlfriend
>painstakingly make a really strong king>she always just second cuz curren bodies everyone
post your acethe uma that you trust most to bring home the plat
rolling for speed NTR is even bigger of an account bricker than rolling for Fuku
>>557454145WOOOOOOOO
>>557454145WITNESSED
>>557454138That person didnt build the front around not being first and wasted points on angling in the first place.
ahhhhhhhhh I want to spoiler JP content>>557453792>GIRLFRIEND
I haven't done a single run today...
>>557454213This but unironically. I would rather suffer for a couple of months than burn carats this stupidly.
Housewife Creek...
>>557454307GIVE ME YOUR BORROWS
>>557454213Uhmmmm actually we're rolling for un-sparkable SR!!!
does TM Opera O do anal??
>>557453687Tried to make her a gutsy late racerShe became a fucking retard who gets late start every race and can't reach 6th
>>557454110Were your opponents max speed?I woke up late and had to play against the other sweats but luckily my Umas got into constant good positions to go 3/5,4/5,3/5,4/5
>>557454110sasuga latewifekino
>marked
>jpiggers, soulless CMfags, and girlfriend havers
>>557451617laisu umanko!
>>557454381go back to your own thread screenshot stealer
>>557454341she's not even that amazing for MANT either, she requires 200k fans to gain her full effect and you don't get that amount until near the end of second year, unless you waste all your points in useless penlights I rolled for her in the japanese server and regretted it forever
I'm pretty sure you could win with a B rank this cm if you get lucky pace.
>>557454430
>>557454381These are my borrows to waste
>>557454476/uma/ has fallen
>>557453993YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WIZARDSNOT NORMAL ASS GEEZERSEUUURRGGH
>>557452347>she can't be this cuteSure, anon
Newbie here, any uma/support cards I should be saving for?Should I be dumping a few rolls in the uma banner since I currently only have a few?Is there any Haru Urara banner coming, this is important to me
>>557451617>this is STILL up>jp schizo going rampantYUPITS BASED HOURS
Why is this allowed
>>557454537This isn't /v/, son.
>>557454537
>>557454279you should just test it then. if there is one other front player in the lobby, the guy is guaranteed to bring 2+1 suzuka or 3 fronts. you're going to get positioning bullied by actually built fronts, means you're never going to proc plancha and it defeats the purpose of running front el
rate day 2 of cm9
>>557454647
>>557454689>spoilerYou just missed New Year Urara.. I'd buy an account with her instead. The next scenario is tough without all the freebies from the past few months.
>>557451617>it's still upMMMOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
>>557454212The other girls have a higher win rate but I've seen her do crazy things with good/great mood like chasing down a Pasa from 6th place.
>>557454793Worse than yesterday, better than tomorrow
>>557454689You can get Haru’s new Year alt with the anni selector in a month. The NTR banner is the catch-up banner, in about a month and a half.
Happy Valentines day.
>>557454689You just missed NY Ulala. You can spark the all uma banner to select her, otherwise you should save your carats until you can guarantee you'll get what you want. Cards require 2 sparks minimum since many require 4+ copies to be useful.
>everytime i see Cafe art with her drinking coffee i get in the mood to drink a cup myself>have vacations so check twitter for art more oftenI am up to my 6th cup today, this uma will be the end of my kidneys
spoooiling
>>557454793WE'RE IN A BABY
>>557454904AW SHUCKS THANK YOU MY GOLDEN TYRANT
>>557454819
>>557443851 (me)And to follow up on this, team decided to lock in on the last ticket and Biwa even nabbed two wins of the five. Still gets her 6 wins total, but very happy with her and Kawakami. Bakushin either pushes if the other two get PDM'd to hell or steals wins from my team lmao. But>12/20 yesterday>15/20 todayI'm hoping this turns out well enough for Round 2!
How much stamina did I need AT MOST for Sprint CM?
>>557452502>You're supposed to be on a date with a loved onewhat in the fuck do you think Uma Musume IS for me?
>>557455004one
You know, I just realized I almost NEVER see fuku shipped with anyone. Why is that?
>>557454861>end kingukinoplease post cards and race record and umanko
>>5574546891. You just missed her sole banner. You can spend $20 for an anniversary selector ticket for her2. The best card is Kitasan Black (but you need 5 copies). That said, next month’s scenario will change where you can do well as you get lucky and get enough support cards with 10-15% race bonus and reach around 50% race bonus
>>557455004stam+guts=700 as per witgodmy pace karen with 300 stam 400 guts survives just fine
>Resplendent Red Ace carry over into late race>two white and one gold accel with near perfect timing>still loseFuck this gay CM
>>557455045she is an adherent of Shiraoki-sama and has sworn herself to celibacy
FIRST RATE
>>557454793Soulless lucky pace and PDM
>royce and royce having qualifications in a huge number of random skills is in reference to how it took the irl horse eight attempts to win a maiden race and qualify for actual stakesHeh
>>557455045she's only for trainer-san, it's her destiny
straight descent is broken
>>557455000
>>557455118I was on the edge of my seat
>>55745479315/20 to 16/20, improvement i guess
I have only done 1 run today, and I don't feel like doing more, I'm not feeling the game anymore, you feel me? Not having useful cards just kills my vibes
>>557455196how? i think it's more that the downhill on this CM just hyper accelerates literally everyone
>>557455045Does she have any heated rivalries? Rival/Rival is a classic shipping combo that works every time.
>>557455175
>>557454793I was just seal clubbing today. I got like 6 or 7 podiums.
>>557454827>You just missed New Year Urara..nyo...>The next scenario is tough without all the freebies from the past few months.how much will this affect my enjoyment of the game?>>557454873>>557454921>>557455064I can wait a bit for the anni ticket then, thanks anon
>>557455118HOLY MOTHER OF SOVL
>>557455204
>>557455254just pull more cards?????
>>557454767Once i get my suzuka up,i probably will. If a runaway is around fronts usually just clump in a line and this pasa has alot of midrace.
Kita supremacy
Just lost to this.
>>557455339no, I was thinking about that myself though. The only real racing relationship that comes close is her association with Suzuka but they're just kinda friends.
>>557454945>have sickly body>get near death experience>miraculously get better>find newfound appreciation for being alive in all its forms>dedicate yourself to spreading this view and making other people happyShe may be a oppai loli and that is based by itself, but mabe is a great uma in its own way
Ok, going in, let's see how my team does today!
>>557455118i want to suck all her sweat off
>>557455339Not exactly. She shares 1 race with Suzuka that they have a few scenes over, but it is nothing with stakes.
>>557455380>enjoymentIf you don't give a shit about competitive modes, then not really, the game is pretty easy for casuals.
Post your abominations. Taking her to Aquarius. Knew I'd never get this lucky with sparks again in MANT and just made her a debuffer
>>557455354
Every uma posted itt, except Urara-chan, is a fucking whore.
>>557455394
HOEH!!! *blocks your metacuck sprint pasa from proccing plancha* ARIGATOU!!!!
>>557455225A King's race should be entertaining.
>>557454689There's only one Urara alt even in JP and she just dropped on Global. If you don't have her, just get her from the paid banner during the anniversary
Isn't Chiyo actually quite good?
>>557455576I have a distaste for curren but this CM has made me hate falco so much holy shit.
>>557455537That works out for me, ty
here's ur esports finals bwo
>>557455540>Dirt SHerr doctor what have you done to ze subject!?!
>>557455626>the initial position>the lil tap>the outfitgod she is so cute
>>557455671Just you wait for Aquarius then if this CM is making you hate her
>>557455569
Is there a translator to play Uma in Jp?
I fell for the astroturf of our evil twin brother on another board last night and I've been lurking since. Just now though I saw it get bombed with csam and die shortly after, not lurking anymore
>>557455540Post legacies, I'm done with my dirt aces and want to try out dirt wife for fun since she has highlander.
>>557455626I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR IT>>557455741GOD DAMN HAGS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME
Ryan's seductive gaze as she does squats and leg presses infront of her trainer
>>557455724this is so sad. the only person there i respect is the one who brought dober, but it's cancelled out by xoguri.
>>557455760I'm making a 1200 power 1200 wit blocker Suzuka, don't worry.
>>557455671Fart Smalcon is busted as fuck in every CM where she's a viable option which annoys me because I don't have her and apparently everyone else does
>>557455724this is beyond soulless
>>557455724ogurin game
>>557455786Yes, but, we don’t know if it’s bannable right now since it interacts with the game files. Wait until the end of the month, at least.
>>557455786Why yes, there sure is! Hope you like Teio-san tho!>>557455838YOU WILL LIKE HAGS!AND YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY PUNNY WIFE!
>>557455051Nothing too special other than an annoying grind for Spurt.
>>557455776
>>557455797>post on /uma/ and see literal horse pussy>post on /v/ma and see umanko (real)there's no winning i guess
>>557455786I think people use Hachimi on PC for translations
>>557455935>This tool that has been in use FOR FUCKING YEARS is not safe>you have to wait till the end of this month, at LEAST>in use FOR MONTHS
>Umas too good for open >Umas too bad for graded
>>557455626>(You) are in her house and she's giving you her valentines day present in her roomsex scene next
>>557455930If you want a picture of future CMs, imagine Christmas Oguri's boot stamping on your oshi's face—for ever.
>>557455969
>>557455724*sip*yep
These Dirt Brian mutation runs are going to make me go insane but I will do anything for my oshi
>>557455926It's okay anon, I also don't have her.
>>557455946YOU CAN'T MAKE ME I AM THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST HAG PROPAGANDA
>>55745479319/20 to 15/20
>>557455157>>55745517Fuck off >>557454819Especially you, you JP spamming faggot
Is this a good reroll bros?
>>557455626aaaaaaaaaa the spoiler go back poleaaase I beg of you aaa stop stooling jp [sound] posts>>557456216BITCH YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEND YOUR MIND AGAINST PROPAGANDA, MUCH LESS CUTE HAGS!
Am I still allowed on my /uma/ club if I'm mostly on /v/ma nowadays? except when the thread is kill
>>557454793Fun/10
Has gutsmaxxing been thoroughly redeemed now?
>>557456278why did you switch? I can't stand /v/ personally.
>>557456158
Are any of the Burning/Ignited skill good at all?I always see them recommended but never on any winning umas
>>557456257Can you rope already? Thread would be better without you, and your house too
>>557455493iinchou is definitely built for breeding>>557455576STUPID ORB
>All these can be semi-easily turned to AI'm getting ideas....
>>557456257>spiritual janny
>>557456278You're allowed here as much as the original owner of the thread, the JPbros.
>>557456278You get grandfathered in. Do an extra fan run to show remorse, though.
>>557456475You forgot to check their mile apts
I genuinely will never understand the mind of a threadschizo
>>557456360
>>557456394The gold versions are too expensive but the white ones are good if you get them with a huge discount or if you're doing a parent run
>>557455724>umapyoi to end the tournamentbasteif only global could put dupe umas to have 3 xoguris there
>>557456542JUST STOP SPOILING AND STEALING IMAGES
>>557456394Start building legacies with Ignited Spirit PWR, WIT, and GUT now since they're unity locked. You will probably never touch this scenario again and those 3 specific skills still had situational use in JP for a couple years.
>>557455957i meant cm record danks though
>>557456542It's someone with a redditor mentality that got lost and ended up here
>>557456489>Literal faggot
>>557456542Makes you wonder what kind of schizos we'll get in the future
>>557456268>UmasDoesn't really matter.XOguri is nice, but supports are more important for winning CMs. Wait for the upcoming FM/Princess support banner and reroll on that.
>>557456358Not him but they have more training rooms and talk more about gameplay so I like being there too, sadly they have schizo who believe every bad thing about their threads are from /vg/ and derail the thread
>>557456268Yes, as long as you’re fine with only ever doing borrow runs.
>>557456563
>>557456358The constant unironic shitpostings have done its toll for me. Doesn't help that /uma/ kept getting shitposters actively baiting for (You)s, edgy newfag that think being mean and gaslighting are the new cool, and that for some reason we can't get along with our senpais.I personally hate and will forever hate /v/ but it's calmer there because of the witchecks>>557456490>>557456504That I can do at the very least
>>5574511940LB0LBNoMLBMLBMLB0LB0LB1LBNoNoYes
>>557456475hmmm nyo opera is also E in mile so you need to moooootate really hard
>>557456394Because global has less time and interest to grindfronts want witpower (and guts) is a decent accel skill especially if your style or uma has limited optionsstam I know is good for xoguri and decent recovery
>>557456325It's OK
>>557451194>WindyLB2>NishinoLB1>Nice Nature0>Power SundayMLB>Guts YeppersMLB>Haru UraraMLB>Fukukitaru0>LB3+ Finemo0>LB3+ Creek0>LB0 Yeppers wit0>Bonus600 clocks
no woman will ever love my as much as my trainees do send tweet
>>557451194got me windy, got me flower, got me marvy, got me yeppers, got me ulala, might buy the voucher to mlb fukuit'll do
>>557455540Bro what the fuck
>>557456672just kill yourself
falco?BORB
oK, I fucked up. I fucked up real bad, my account is so fucking bricked. I don't think I can realistically recover from this but I am hoping and praying I can make it through this tragedy. I failed my club and I failed myself.
Is trying to hit 2 dirt inspirations for dirt A a masochism or is it not that bad?
>>557456786
>>557456394I only take them if there's nothing else
>>557456542It’s a newfag tourist too considering he was crying about us watching Ebayan’s race earlier today even though we’ve always watched the G1 races without problems last year
>>557456526>>557456850I forgot about that
>>557451194I'm ready to take a break
You know, I get its a rng bullshit sprint CM but why do people without an A+ even try? The amounts of As and B+s I've seen is astonishing...
The fucking Akebono behind Bakushin lmao. And Taiki booba of course
>>557457057
You gotta be shitting me
>>557456695Kingu with 22.5% win rate.Falco with 27.5% and Wedding Groove with 25%.
>>557457003
>>557456996I forced Urara into Turf this CM and with a few points away from Double circle affinity (Halo and Goldship legacies) it took 17 runs. Building her parents was actually much much worse.
>>557457080stinko...
I'm too embarassed to launch uma on steam during valentines day.
it is 2025JP has spark farming event.12 hours before spark farming event ends, JP Shadowdrops Stay Gold.Stay Gold has Meta backliner inherit, so meta it can be evolved if you own the character. It is best in slot for Arima KinenShe has Mile G and Dirt G. She cannot run 36 race parent rotation without heavy investment.You are a backliner oshi player. you take an hour to find this out. If you're lucky, you still have a book to upgrade a spark. Now you have 11 hours to make a meta Stay Gold Parent, or suffer losing.She has low affinity with most meta umas, including essential backliner inherits.
>>557457069An A late surger 2* King Halo managed to score 3rd and beat S ranks from a CM match I had before
>>557456982what happened
>>557457069believe it or not there are newcuties still joining this game. not to mention the 12 year olds or random gamer moms/dads who end up playing mobile games. if you think about it objectively, it's pretty bizarre to be knowledgable about the meta for the pvp in a game like this. we're a minority for sure.
>>557457069It’s Round One, and the participation rewards are better here than in Open League
>>557450870Day 2 was just as bad as day 1.Scarlet didn't get a single win today.Group A qualified though
>>557456982buy a real horse win the saudi dahby use money to fix your account duh
How many skillpoints does an average mant ace get?
>>557457243Or you can just borrow a good one.
>>557457201
>>557457243dober mogs this trash parent
>>557457310Why do you have them tagged for dirt
>>557457141>Sex hair>American>Ample bustAccelerate fasterrrrrrr
>>557457253>An A late surger 2* King Halo managed to loseYeah we know!
>>557457380>the inherit can be evolved if you own the character
>>557457235Did you just hit abandon if you didn't hit at least one turf spark during first inspiration?
i have a confession to make... i keep reading nyopera when someone posts ny opera
>>557457243Fuck you from the bottom of my heart cygames
>>557457386
MILE FUCKING D MARU
>>557457517you're just autistic
>>557457427A reminder to give them their baths
Fuck this is my best attempt and still a powerletI'll just wait for a miracle
>>557457517hmmmm....nyopera
>>557457517Nyoooopera
>>557457546ayabe is so cute
>>557455118Why can't my Kingu do that...
NeedYandereSuper creek
>>557457546
>>557457264You can figure it out. And before you ask No I didn't
>>557457243>>557457380Yes yes JP has it better than us we know you based boylover.
>>557457453It was really a Jew move from Cygames, at least for now it isn't really a problem because it's just the free Rhein Kraft alt and Stay Gold
>>557457735what banner?
>Hishiama Weakness>Bad mood>Recreation>Normal mood>Training>Hishiama Weakness>Bad mood>Recreation>Normal mood>Training>Hishiama Weakness>Bad mood>Recreation>Normal moodCOME ON FUCKING WHORE
>>557457735do you at least have a couple copies of sasami?
>>557457470If the run didn't meet proper stat checks, yeah. If I wasn't where I wanted to be stat wise I'd abandon run. That genetic abomination to God Rice I made here: >>557455540...Got no inspirations year one but then proceeded to hit everything Senior year. I got so excited not to ruin the run, I didn't take enough risky trainings. Oshi running is hard, man. Good luck! Settle for A and don't shoot for S. Hit your stat benchmarks if you want to gamble Senior year.
>>557457735Did you at least get her to MLB?
https://gofile.io/d/UI1PkO
>>557455724This would be more interesting if they have rules like what set of support cards you can ban, a set of horses you can only use. That would be more interesting.
>>557457785Stay Gold is kind of egregious though because they made her semi-limited....and released her while another semi-limited was running. Oguri Jobber, because that thing did not do that well in CM
>>557457728
>>557457057Nah, I get it, I've set up parents on the dirt side, I need to get something a little better on the mile side. I went to be cheeky and do Macky/NY Opera parent runs because they're pretty good universally, but unless you somehow luckshit aptitudes during inspirations on get both A dirt and A mile to have a shot to 50/50, you have to focus on one or the other.I'm glad Macky even gave me this dirt spark despite somewhat weak whites and the blue, but I can cycle it later. Now I'm just doing Opera runs, because getting Macky to B Mile, hoping for an inspiration to get it to A Mile, AND hoping I get a good mile spark was too much for me to do over 3 different days, at least the other aptitudes get it from E to A easily.
>>557457796remember your training
>>557457876me on the right
>>557457735chiyo...
>>557454696AAAAAAA HELP
what the fuck is this
>>557457932
I exclusively roll for Ashen umas
>>557458082Ya know Games die Quick? It's like that, but 10 times more cringe.
>>557457905Maybe, I got both early so I didn't have a problem, but when global gets there I will need both sparks for safety
>>557457876me on the left 3rd video
>>557458082>banning tracks rather than umaswho came up with this stupid system
>>557457905If you're smart, you'll know which Uma pull without falling into meme hype le fat uma!
>>557458082that's hilarious holy shit
>>557457796Maybe she would be more motivated if you didn't call her a whore
>>557458108
>>557456982mambodancho...
>>557458163Trainer Trials bans tracks and Umas anon
>>557458163i'd guess there's a uma ban phase as well
Inari One’s fluffy and springy twin tailsInari One’s ample and soft breastsInari One’s good smell, reminiscent of the sun
>>557458150Stego bent me over only to drop at 190 rolls, so I ended up sparking her and then just statue-ing the rest to 5*. Oguri was a lot nicer, though, dropped at like 40? Then Gentildonna came around and bent me over again.
gaslight has been unreali spent the most careers on bakshin and currenchang and i'm going to use neitherthe lategroove pasta and lateOGuri constructed in no more than 3 careers each completely kill thempic is podiumed whale in room match
>>557457932I like Ofevre because her VA also voices Kal'tsit.
>>557458163>NYOOOOOOO MY FAVE UMA YOU CANT BAN HER
who's cosplay danchou is this?
>>557458324show skills baka
>>557458315she's a dirt goblin, she stinks
I had sex all day, what have I missed today?Are we still winning round 1 day 2 matches?
>>557457905what's really egregious is that they put Stay Gold in Just A Way's dorm spot
>>557458285
>>557458108Okay but which uma would just straight up steal her trainers lips in the winners circle in front of the entire stadium of spectators?
>>557458332>sloppa text on her jacketnooooooooo
Will there be a sudden surge and than a sharp dropoff in players when MANT drops or is it already so infamous that people are quitting in advance?
>>557458428Not Stego's fault Just A Way is heavily tied to another IP and perms are likely a never ever.
>JP posting is bad evil, spoiling, theft and cringe>SEAfag tourny posting is based
>>557457876SD pls?
>win 2 in a rowMan, this sprint shit is easy!>go 1/8 immediatly after
>>557458201I think the best move later is just rolling on semi-limited gachas with the boosted rates and your favorites. You'll get most of your Umas from spooks and the monthly 3* ticket anyway, and people can just buy the paid gacha during anniversaries if they're unlucky
>>557458515Cursed image
>>557458324>the lategroove pasta and lateOGuri constructed in no more than 3 careers each completely kill themYou should've just listened to Witgod in the first place. Your comp is literally what he recommended.
>>557458315kusonioi inari yaaa
>>557458389imagine seeng this shit from the audience perspectivejust a guy in a schoolgirl outfit pretending to have his hair done
>>557458420She smells like warmth and a bit of sweatHer twin tails smell like nice shampoo
>>557458474
>>557458474what the fuck is wrong with her face's left side
>>557458512Sorry I don't have my glasses on and missed that.
>>557454793Did a little better then yesterday. Round 2 should be interesting
>>557458515blessed image
>>557458485CB
>>557458631aiee wheatgod i kneel /uma/ gaslight guide gaslighted me
the evil has been defeated
Thoughts on this horse?
>>557458572Fine Motion owes me hand holding.
>>557458082>ban tokyo 2400m>ban tokyo 2200m>ban tokyo 2000m>ban Taiki Shuttle>ban Falco>ban SuzukaYour move.
>>557458324what skills do you have on your lates?
Well I have a dead CM team member that I'm trying to replace. Best I can get is C on this, she can't possibly do worse than the one I'm replacing so it's whatever. You guys think this is enough skills to get her unique online?
>>557458794I want to fuck her
>>557458658
>>557458640Evil horse
>>557458775>Banning Xoguri and leaving Seiun Alivethese fools
>>557458794I want to fuck her.
>>557458794I want to pull for her but the schedule is rough. Back-to-back meta cards. I hope I luckshit VBourbon and Kitasan in like 10 pulls so I can open up my plans for her.
>>557458835Agnes Digital wins this easy
>>557458794hot as fuck
Are you even playing the game if you aren't watching your uma's winning lives? She practiced so hard so you can share in her celebration after all
>>557458816YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FILTH HOLY SHIT DIE
>>557458794-10 energy
Is this a good meme format?
>>557458324It's her game.And it will still be her game next CM too btw.>>557458580Chiyono moment
>>557458856
>>557457069why cant I get those lobbies... it's all S+....
>watch a video about the career of a uma I want>faggy youtuber has skip enabledthis whore
>>557458794Pay for play
im too lazy to jerk off @sweepydev pls automate
>>557458412they're kind of bad i mostly thought it was funny that that's $1k+ in cards
I want to hold hands with Haru in public in front of everyone.
>>557458794the hat stays on during sex
I want to marry and FUCK THE SHIT out of this zoomie JP exclusive uma>>557459116sweepydev is busy with his openAI gig, leave him alone
>>557459025>it's from the shill website
This is deck good enough for the 3200 heavy rain CM right?>>557451194>LB1 Windy>LB3 Nishino>0 Nice Nature>MLB P & W Sunday>MLB G Yeppers>0 Fuku>LB1 Fine>MLB Creek>0 W Yeppers>Free pulls only NTR AV (Will not use gold crystals on AV) || (Will use it on upcoming SR Pasa if I manage to get a copy from free pulls)I dont know how MANT works for f2ps. I'll probably just use these speed stamina wit decks combos
I wish I had Narita Brian.I'm not an Oshifag. I'm not a gameplayfag. I'm a FUNfag. I play for fun. I like gimicks, shenanigans, tomfoolery, buffoonery, and other nonsense.I recently checked every global uma's career and found there are 3 umas who have a career requirement to place 1st in Tenno Spring. Rice, McQueen, and Brian.I love Rice. I have anime Mcqueen. I wish I had Brian. My fun senses tell me that no matter the outcome, I would have had the most fun with this sprint CM if I entered with a team of the 3 umas tho least belong there.
>>557459047
>>557458963Only if it's>Unlimited Impact>Instinctive Speed>Winning the Soul
>>557458324BUHIIIIII
>>557459185No fucking wonder they’re flooding us with their bullshit. They’re being paid to do it.
Anyone with a smaru whos won more than once? Maybe I want her to do something other than cheerleading in my team
>>557459185>the website shilling on here was literally paid forgee i wonder why everyone hate SEA
>>557458794the fuck is a "horse"
>>557459319I only have her in my team so my taiki stops pace promoting
>>557459245
>>557458849400m is where she ults and is for speed, but that's when late race starts and that's purely an accel zone, bwo. Now you have me curious how dead your other CM member must be to do this.
>>557459432Probably a mispelling of whores.
>>557459386well, that's why it's called shilling and why the reply to that is always to buy an ad
>>557459498oh, that makes sense!
>>557458794Anus Fujin
>Highroll run>No dirt sparks
>>557458794I really like her summer version
>>557459451
>senior yearand with that, my run is fucking bricked
>>557459530
>>557459620sexsexsex>>557459530marryhand holdfeed delicious foodfuck
>>557459690Vodka is a menace
The Apex? More like The JOBBERS
>>557459690>takarazuka kinen>2 g3 during summer>3 g3 on the following 4 spots making sure you hit 3 races on the akitenEasy to save.
>>557459651
>>557459623
brother what are we doing....
>>557459025>>557459185>>557459386>>557459498Why doesnt Umalator have 9 umas slots like this site got?Kinda shit with just having 2 and during ingame not see skills proccing
>>557459623the real CM fundamentals
>>557457725
I need Nishino Flower to release so I can stop hating her so much. She's such a goddamn little spoiler. Get off my dirt tracks.
>>557459697>>557459721
>>557459909buy an ad
I love Big TITS and I can not lie
>SEA using 60fps client on livestream with prize moneyYeah i am sure they won't ruin the qol for literally everyone in global
>>557459925because that is beyond the scope of what umalator doesif you want 3v3v3 simulation use hakuraku
>>557459863gn
>>557458846important ones aregroovyunique(can also use naritab)perfectprep / mmeasures: lates will always be moving up / changing lanes in midrace so the lane speed makes it a midrace if it activates then and potentially retarded highroll with carryover+accelnsmstuff the rest with usual midrace preferring cornersi'd take thh, hesitant pace, outerswell if the hints come updon't care about other paces getting 1-3 because el cp is stronger in those positions, and then the lates can sometimes pass them even if el cp jobsmaybe i'll eat shit in round 2 but has been great value per careers spent per uma
>don't worry about stamina during classic year bro, trust>lose two clocks and the freebie to the derbyThanks for the gaslight, bwos. I'll never be able to recover them in time for Make a New Trackblazer.
>>557459946
>>557459925wtf are you even talking aboutit doesn't have a race simulator
>>557459958Vivlos eroi
>>557460010>SEAtards putting the fps and graphics unlock on a huge screen for cyjew to see and hyper mega noticeeveryfuckingtime
plump and juicy uma breasts
went 13/20, brings me to 27/40 total, a 68% WR, cumulatively. The Harlot, the Burger, and the Illegal Immigrant are doing well! I don't feel bad for talking shit about Curren for months on end, but holy mother of fuck I love her to death. "KYOU MO CURREN CHAN ICHIBAN KAWAII!" is in danger of giving me a Pavlov's boner nowI unironically love this CM, I'm actually doing well this time, must be because sprints are easier to train than any other distance.
>>557460040But hakuraku isn't a simulator, it just shows you data for races you witnessed ingame
Fucking pitlicker
This cm is fill gamble core. I made a mediocre bakushin and am just running a random air groove I had and they qualified me for A.
>>557460010>>557460136So if I take a clip of the stream and email it to cygays they can shut down and get everyone involved in trouble? Why shouldn't I do this? Worst thing that could happen is they ignore me.
>>557460181Love TaikiLove Taiki tits
>>557460314Cygay is 110% aware of this shit already anyway, there is no way around it. by "this shit" i mean the client hacking. Reporting the event to them and the open rule breaking could be funny tho
>>557459232Do you not have enough carats to try sparking her on the all uma banner?
>>557460215nta and not really the answer either but you can spam rooms and use hakuraku multi race analysis to almost brain off converge towards what works
>>557460314you should do it! here's an encouragment Curren! She wants you to do it too!
>>557460181Very lovely.
To train perfectly and still lose is what Umamusume: Pretty Derby is all about.
>>557456268You did pull for support cards right?
>>557460136>>557460010Cygames dont care about this, they only ban 24/7 cheaters
Is this mummy very good for borrowing for Aquarius CM?
>>557460314I mean, go for it. Maybe it will make them stop shilling their stream here.
>>557460263Group B will probably not be much easier than Group A this time around.
>>557460464>>557460542the main hope
>>557459437Mine stops pace promotions and also farts on the enemy with intimidate. She's always going 2nd or 3rd and cant really win even with the moxie nsm setup. Oh well, the other girls can pull grandma's weight
Umas are cute when they're borderline retarded
>>557460391SIMPLE AS
>>557460525I see eden still there tho...
>>557458241It was a fucking run with turf + sprint + end closer sparksshe ruined it with all these mood down + one failed training with don't over do it
>>557460626what the fuck she is not allowed to do that
>>557460181FAT Taiki SHUTTLES on your monitor
>>557458794I hope her tits have freckles too
>>557460643Calstone Light O my beloved
>>557460538about as good as you can get. Most Creeks that have a worthwhile parent spark have shit race bonus so only great on umas that already have good affinity with creek
>>557458794i want to fuck her
>>557460730
>>557460415I don't like her that much that I'd actually roll for her specifically. I actually don't much care for her at all. Her main story chapter was super boring.
>>557460749
>>557460314>>557460542cygames isnt fucking stupid man they make anti hachimi patches all the time but only out of obligation to the rights holders. they understand there's a global audience but they dont wanna get into legal troubles by directly enabling it, so hachimi edge dev gets soft pushback. they'll never actually ban anyone who uses it, especially publicly because it'll be a pr nightmare."why did you ban this account?""they were using a 60fps mod and that goes against our vision"instantly the community becomes hoyoverse
>>557460797i'll steal this image
>>557460730I'm not a currenfag but I would
>>557460730that's a clean one
>>557460638I think i won once with an unrestrained proc. But I dont think she's very good this cm
>>557460858share holder are DISGUSTINGLY retarded and get sheep wool put over their eyes CONSTANTLY
>>557460858I wouldn't be surprised if they never fixed the fps on the PC client because the dialogue/voice is tied to FPS in auto mode.
>>557460827maybe never being the same after a setback is relatable and the costume change was kino and blaze is superb
>>557460881If it's as clean inside as it is outside then she's the one
I fucking hate the lipstick in this game. Gold City goes from a 10 to a 3 with that elderly woman ass lipstick application in her Festival outfit
>>557460858>anti hachimi patchesyou know what would actually work? native unlocked fps. THEN ban anybody still using it
>>557460643Big plus if I have input to make them more retarded.
>>557460730whorren would have some meaty flaps
>>557458794I want to make a baseball team with her
>>557460643
>>557461045Just say that you love sucking cucks and licking man ass, no one will judge you in current year
>>557460730all umankos are at minimum fuzzy
>>557461048>ban everyone using a translation tool making them more money on the JP side>ban everyone using a graphics improvement tool making them more money cuz people enjoy the game moreretarded FAGGOT FREAK
>>557461048There's translations too. >Ban the people who have been playing for years and still paying money because there's an English ServerDo you know how retarded that'd be.
>>557461048hachimi is primarily used for UI translationCygames has an english team, they could very easily add english UI functions but they choose not to because the JRA and japan as a whole has rampant xenophobia and politics wrapped up in horse racing (JRA is owned by a currently far right nationalist Japanese government)
>JRA is owned by a currently far right nationalist Japanese governmentBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>557461189Average Seeking the Pearl fan
>>557461270>JRA is owned by a currently far right nationalist Japanese governmentIncredibly based. I hope they ban all the indonesians using hachimi to MTL uma, MTL is the staple of SEAbwos.
i love sucking clits and eating umankos that's what seeking the pearl means anyway
>My casual new player friend managed to get to round 2 AI hope he can win at least one match tomorrow...
>>557457698It only worked because it was an extremely close race.King being in 7th at the start makes it seem like she was in a much worse position than she actually was. All the umas in front of her were pace chasers and fronts that were all bunched up together, and she was right on their heels. So her and Oguri were actually positioned quite well. IDK how she beat my Oguri though, probably mood difference.This was the only win she got where she activated her ult, normally being in 4th at 200 meters is a death sentence. Her few other wins had her being 3rd or better at the 200m mark.
Wow one good, lucky run. I'm already free.
>title is literally in english>change itWhat the fuck is Cyge even doing
>>557461521I thought you were describing the average trainer
>>557461720they do this often
shut the FUCK up JPFAGGOT
>>557461557My new player friend is farming open league for now instead, considered graduating to graded league on fuku banner but didn't get any during the freebies, so the odds of MLBing her from double spark weren't great, so it's looking like it'll be 400 on NTR instead to get out of no cards jail.
can a keibaanon explain me why jp and americans breed their horses with south american mares?they should try with mares from france or ireland
>>557461720hiring people who justify their work in the most stupid way
>I barely qualified for Group AI'm so screwed.
>>557461796>>557461593
>>557461739>my trainee Grass is in heatI would like to use my PTO to take 3 weeks off.
>>557461960remember to go to the Tracen sponsored hot spring inn
>>557461720I am baffled, almost every gacha does thisLike why?
>>557461048people have been using it for years for more than the fps uncap they aren't banning anyone for it bwo
don't open gore inside
>>557461854they import mares from all over the world
>>557461854I would never pick an irish uma like finemotion or god forbid a fr*nch over a latina like elcondorpasa
>>557462050buy an ad
>>557462104looks far better than i would have expected from that angle
>>557462104I would lick that part of her all day
>>557461931where is the Arima Kinen?
>>557462104Meh, I'm used to this shit thanks to FFXIV Miqote
>>557462050disgusting
>>557462050I love anime conventions but Jesus
>>557462104smooching that smooth skin where ears would normally be...
Me and the wife are listening to Forever Young in honor of the best boy and eating charcuterie tonight. Happy Valentine's day umadacchis.
>>557462249There is no way in fucking hell I'd be able to beat that Oguri. I do not have the cards nor parents for that.
>>557462050guys I think I'm going to uninstall, I thought we were to cool normie game...
>>557462418who asked normalfag
>>557461593>>557461931>UC/A uma>LEVEL 3What this?
>>557462104I was expecting Gore MagalaAlso something something Doto's big fat huge titties
>>557462440>he isn't abnormal
>>557462050Teiobros, btw
>>557461720>>557462081it's to make it more distinct from the Japanese version. If you look for make a new track you would find a lot of JP informationGiving it it's own name makes it easier for new global users to communicate about their version
>>557462536Doto would be a worldbab
>>557462536>spoilergoddamn, they did him dirty in wilds after making him a banger of a boss in risebreak
>>557462506Nobody I just love you <3
>>557462531Something called Masters Challenge. They give you a bunch of strong(ish) NPCs that you beat for yellow/rainbow crystals and carats. Level 3 is only really for Carats/a title though.
Guys. Anons. Bros, if you will.“Trackblazer” is literally, LITERALLY better and cooler sounding than “Make a New Track”. Think about it.“Make a New Track” sounds like the most generic vague thing but probably sounds cool to Japanese natives who understand it as or see it as a “trailblazing” or “forging the new way forward” kind of title.This is a good change. so was Unity because it fit the theme and mechanics
>>557462646Shower and Urara are worldbabs though
>>557462418>Me and the wife
Anons with a significant other are not welcome in this general!
>>557462643I think it's fine since most of the english language information for the game applies to global anyway
>>557462775>that you beat for yellow/rainbow crystals and caratsNo shit? Intredasting>Level 3 is only really for Carats/a title though.Excellent, less grinding for my ass in the future then.Thank, stego-fag.
>>557462418>posting on this site during a weekend>this particular weekend>wifeOf course anon. And I'm posting this after fucking 4 vtubers in the Maldives
>>557462864Rice wouldn't say this, but true
>>557462664Everything since World has been shit so it's no surprise
>>557462780it's dumb because there's already a skill named trackblazer and MANT is a great acronym whereas TB is...well...unfortunate
>>557462418There are still "people" like this here? Yikes
>>557462418Catbox your wife’s butthole
Trackblazer?
>>557462536the entire golden gen would be risegawds. seiun would pretend she's playing milds and world because they're "easier" and fits a lazy cat like her but she secretly grinds hard for qurious behind everyone's back
Thoughts?
hoeh arigatou say it back
>>557463249They would drink juice.
>>557462968>whereas TB is...well...unfortunateSo is this, yet a bunch of Jap games have "CP Trader" going on. Or random shooter and strat games having "Control Points".
>>557462536>>557462664i hope we’re in the same club and can play together if Wilds G turns out okay the one where danchou is a huge fan of the series
They're at least smart enough to disable the dying exhausted uma voicelines for Trackblazer right?
Both myself and my wifey play umamusume and are in the same club.we're both Creekchads.She's waiting on her costume to arrive to give me goo goo baby time.
>>557461739>Grass in heatMy pelvis is not gonna survive this one..
>>557462780I'm going to be honest with you, deadass fr if you will.I call Aoharu "Unity" because "Unity" is shorter to write. I'll call Trackblazer "MANT" because it's shorter to write. TB means Tuberculosis to anyone who went to school too if you think of using that.
What happened to the Sweep Tosho fags.
>>557463352
>>557463249I love hags.
>>557463352They're ANGRY https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commits/main/
>>557463249The words incontinence and lactation came to my mind for some reason
>>557463352sweepybot happened
>>557463352>>557455807
>>557463352sweepy stocks plummeted and they abandoned ship
>>557462936
>>557463249Why are they still in Tracen?
>>557463723Free sex with trainers
>>557463321YOU VILL HEAR THE DYING SCREAMS OF YOUR UMA AS THEY DO ONE MORE RACE
>>557463723creek is still a teenager. maru, however...
in a world filled with lies the one remaining truth is the love between uma and torena
I love Laisu
>>557463949Is 17 years young!
>>557463338So TB it is, then
>>55746400217 season 3 maybe
I love that pretty refined umayou knowthat one
>>557464002What 17 year old uses a pager?
>>557463321Beatings will continue until morale improves
>>557463690how a wife cope knowing her husband trains an uma like Rice?
How did I do lads
>>557463321UMA MUSUME IS ANIMAL ABUSE GAME!
STOP TALKING ABOUT TB, IT MAKES ME AFRAID!
>>557463978I love her so much
Tuberculosis?
>>557464181DELETE
>>557464145We love Makween too.
>>557455509>She may be aBut that's the best part
>>557464002I'm sorry anon
>>557464145
TB is a serious issue in india and indonesia, don't scare the JP anon >>557464213 as some countries are still fighting the white death, be mindful with your words and be glad you were born in a country advanced enough to develop antibiotics.
The cup
I was watching a Japanese stream and it seems that the jp players are still suffering from MANT PTSD to this day
>>557463338>TB means Tuberculosis to anyone who went to school too if you think of using that.Our most discussed content creator dropped out Also we have a couple gambling addicts that have played DOTA probably still do.
>>557463321I hope you don't like Tamamo because you'll be hearing her death scream telling you not to race anymore all the time
>>557464149Falco deserves this
My gorgeous German wife.
>so. i’m a fairly mid player, my team is around b3, and i didn’t get riko the first time around, now that she’s back in banners, i got her twice with some carats i had saved up (abt 15k, i used 8k of that 15k) and then used my crystal to get her to 2lb
>>557464181Not wrongI sexually abuse my animals all day
>>557464174about the same as me. shitty but enough to pass the round
>>557464572Built for Italian jockeys
>>557464570Chiyo burned up her sakura eyes to win the derby...
depression
>>557463249>LeftMy aunt>RightMy mommygfwife
>>557464459>Demonstrate how you intend to fill this vesselfill with what?
>>557464442>TB, a disease that hasn't been a SOLVED issue since post ww2, is a serious issue in third world countries>"The White Death" causes trouble in ex-colonial regionsMany. Such. Cases.
>>557464417Thats not it
>>557464646who are you quoting
Tazuna has escaped
>"yeah I got a bit of an alcohol problem so I drank a bit and next thing I know I spent 400 pulls on Ashinzawa"
>>557464698Full nelson above the cup
>>557464671is not abuse if they cum
>>557464646I also want to know who are you quoting is this a reddit post you found or something
>>557464743>>557464835reddit
>>557464725Now, don't be tsun
>>557464773Oh wait thats actually great
>>557463723>>557464002Maruzenski isnt actually still in Tracen, she already graduated, which is why she lives in a house and not the dorms. She just likes to spend everyday loitering on campus dressed in her old school uniform, she doesnt actually have any classes to attend. Tazuna only allows this because Maruzenski has compromising photos of her.
>>557464858go back
>>557464487Armlet Terrorblade is actually a thing? Haven't played since 2015
>>557464773Tazuna has No Stopping Me as a potential confirmed
Kissies for Ebayan for being such a good hors
>>557464690Why did you do it during these hours?
>"This CM is all RNG, everyone will be running their Oshis, no more meta slop">Only ever see Smart Falcon, Curren Chan, King Halo, Akebono, Maruzensky, Taiki, Air Groove>2 Bakushins in every lobby>Zero Oshi players in sightActually competing with Long CMs for meta slop adherence is impressive, why is Sprint so soulless?
>>557464817What if I'm the only one who cums not because I can't make them cum but because it's fun?
>>557463321>17 years young!..30 years ago.
>>557464998Bakushin is my Oshi though, so is Condor Pasa.
gonna fill this AMERICAN ass with my american seed
>>557465018then you are a S
>>557464998Most umas are made for Medium/Mile, and therefore are easier to train for Long
>>557464928Maruzensky and Tazuna are friends, they are from the same generation.
>>557465115...it's Saudi Arabia you mongoloid.
>>55746499890% of the ultimates don't trigger, why would anyone use an uma that has nothing to offer
>>557464958Fuck no.The dude thought it was funny (it was) so he spent the entire match griefing against a team that couldn't win, until he decided to sunder a teammate and won the match.
>>557464998My oshis are Taiki, Oguri and PasaThey're also my oshis for aquarius
>>557464998Because we have fuck all for natural sprinters and not everyone has the masochism to convert their wife from F/G Sprint to A.I did it though and it was pure CBT
>>557464928I forgot where it was stated but students don't have to live at the dorms, it's just that 99% do because its free lodging and food.
>>557464970based, he has his own slave already
>>557464998anon that's the entire sprint roster not the meta
>>557464998>Zero Oshi players in sight>King Halo, AkebonoTheyre right there anon.
>>557465191it was a joke bro
>>557465214Why do you need ult to trigger if your win con is a gold accel to proc?
>>557464970he's so hecking FAT
>>557465115Where else do you keep them?
>>557465214because you like her?
>>557464998How about give everyone A on every distance and aptitude and people will actually play their oshi
>>557464487>>557465243Man I miss when DOTA was fun to watch and play, now it's nothing but chinese garbage, just like SC2
>>557465115It's the middle east. That's an actual slave.
>>557464998I tried making pace sprint Seiun and got on an insane run with sprint A pace S, but riko no showed which put her behind pace for stamina and she died here at tenno spring. I'm still mad.
>forever young is stealing all the attention from almond eye
>>557465341Lol, no, you’d just see Seiun every cup.
>>557465304my succubus and my dog
>>557465341that's retarded
>>557465307I never saw nearly this many King Halos or Akebonos in Arima
>>557465434I want to fuck Almond and her dear mother.I want to consume OyakodonI want to roll for themRelease Almond to JP NOW, and then gimme Dicta!
>>557465169Yeah, exactly. Thats how she got the compromising photos of her, and they will stay friends as long as Tazuna doesn't rat her out.
What are we doing here, Cygames.
>>557464487Dota 2 killed Dota.
People liked Ryan because they just want to be different
>>557465452not this one, her unique literally doesn't work and you have to run tenno sho spring
>>557464998just queue at the same time as me bro
>>557465343SC2 could be worse, it could have gambling advertisements every single match.>>557465341No, that's fucking retarded.
>>557465323He won the race at 580 kg iirc. Ate too many donuts when he was in America, that fatty
>>557465605*gay
>>557465613oh my
>>557464998Everyone can run with the required sprint sparks but the stam requirements for their careers are a pain in the ass. I wanted to run Maya but stamina stole too much from other stats and I'm too third rate to do it correctly.
>>557465529>>557465565>>557465434>>557371576
>>557465613I LOVE JUVENILE FILLIESSSS
>>557465618Cutie
>>557465565what the FUCK is that balancing? And why are you still stuck at UB?>>557465629Mind you that I'm talking about Arcade, which seems completely dead and filled to the brim with China shit in the case of Dota, SC2 is still soulful to a degree, but simply dead community wise which is fine.>557465715ohhhhhhhh he seething over spoooooooooooler
>>557465341I'd still not run Cafe because it would insanely stupid to bring a 30% stamina growth uma to a sprint cm
>>557465641damn he really has the tongue out as his pre game ritual
>>557465565tachyon thought it's bring your daughter to work day
>>557465434>Almond Eye's records are getting broken>Meanwhile Ebayan is forging a new path for Japanese horses
Did we merge or is the other thread that inactive they live here now? I keep checking the name to make sure im in the right one. I think it's dumb there are two in the 1st place but 4chan is full of spergs or look for excuses to be mentally ill.
is it dumb to run a (sprint) suzuka without runawayaccidentally lost the streak
>>557465715
>>557465696Haruten umas are legitimately unfun to try to make work in Sprint. I tried to make Rudolf work for weeks, and so many really good runs never made it past that hurdle, or they fell short of stats at the very end, or were missing skills, or everything else. It was a nightmare. Ended up training an emergency Taiki and got something usable in two runs.
>>557465814The Dirt Agenda Must Be Maintained
>>557465825if you're running her as normal front you better have falco inherit
>>557465764Oh yeah dota2's custom games' browser is full of pay2win/heavily monetized blatantly ESL chink garbage.
>>557464987BECAUSE I ENDED UP LOSING TO NON WHALES CAUSE THIS CM IS JUST RNGALL THE LATE SURGERS WON AND EVERY PACE CHASER, EVEN A A+ BAKUSHIN BEAT MY S BAKUSHIN
>>557465825if you're actually trying to win with suzuka, normal front is better. if you're trying to minimize pdm for your other aces runaway is better
>>557465803He gotta get the silly out before locking in the actual race
>>557465824>I keep checking the name to make sure im in the right one.Same.
>>557465890Good dancing Suzukabreak a leg
>>557465814and in the most chaotic Japan Cup to boot.
>>557465824it would be very difficult to discuss the game if the generals were merged because of balance changesso you'd have to prefix every post with global or JP and then you're back to two threads in spirit
>>557465825If you have the aptitude, the stats,and the skills (besides runaway). I'd just run her as is and see how she fares
>>557464998>>Only ever see Smart Falcon, Curren Chan, King Halo, Akebono, Maruzensky, Taiki, Air Groove>the evil intimidating pink horse
>>557465824JPfags cant help themselves, they thirst for (You)s which they dont receive that much in JP thats why they spam irl horseracing here to lure Global players into degenerate gambling addicts like them.
MY CURREN KEEPS WINNING SOMEONE STOP THIS WHORE
>>557466032So glad to have witnessed this live last year, absolute kino
Typical day 2, Haru picling up 3 wins surprised me.It's also the first time I have a 5-win streak
>spring ten no sho>450 stamina>3 clocks and game over>480 stamina>win by 10 lengthsReally????
>>557465824Take it you weren't here last night? Shit was so goddamn fun, the entire fan (global/jp) united over the schizo screaming about "JP GO BACK LEAVE REEE" and "MUH GAME SPOILER" faggotry.mind you that said schizo is obviously still here, ONLY at seatard times tho, oddly enough... I wonder how that can be>>557465929I don't play d2 or sc2 seriously, arcade is what I life for, always have, it's too much for my nerves otherwise. seeing d2 dead and full of p2w china shit is so sad and annoying, what a weird state for the game...
>>557466032mareman...
threesome
>>557465715You can tell the schizo apart from the other JP posters easily but JP posters will still continue as long as you interact with their posts as >>557376743 says, they don't even play global but they get (You)s and that's all that matters.Don't bother linking to their thread, the schizo is going to continue schizoing out maybe even samefag so you only need to control yourself and ignore shitposters.
>>557466062>lure Global players into degenerate gambling addicts like them....this is a gacha game general
>>557465947S Bakushin doesnt feel that special vs A+ Bakushin. It could be just a few stat difference with everyone spamming wit.S+ SS Bakushin are a different story.
>>557466140Probably Wit diff
Am I crazy or are there an absurd amount of people with fucking stamina skills in the sprint CM? Bakushins with corner recovery and wait-and-see...
I can’t wait to brick my account so hard pulling for V.Bourbon instead of cards. No Fuku, no NN, no FM, and only one SC. The only MLB SSR (not welfare cards) I have are Pasa and Kitasan.
>>557465764>What the fuck is that balancingJust bronze things, apparently. Now that I'm in silver+ I'm matching up against people my range.>And why are you still stuck at UBBecause my cards are ass and mostly 0-1LB, but I refuse to roll for them anyway.
660 pieces + rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>557466209dont care for the cripple, but would bent the tiny boy over everything I can find
>>557466293Umamusume A my beloved...
>>557466140were the conditions firm or heavy
>>557466323>dont care for the cripplerude
>>557466049World of warcraft used to have 5 fucking generals at one point. Now it's 3. Its dumb. It's the same game but in English.>>557466143No I work weekends so I don't stay up late.
>>557465956why is normal front better than runaway for trying to win? it's not like she stams out in sprints, right?
>>557465824the other thread as been slow as fuck for years, barely surviving and constantly having week long threads. there's a lot of newfags here interested in IRL horses and posting about sex (only thing they do in the JP thread) so there's no point in posted thread anymore
>>557466143It's funny that the schizo's new angle is trying to memoryhole all the times /uma/ had keiba watchalongs
I don't engage with (You) farmers
Tosen Jordan has a kind of retarded innocence I cannot help but want to take full and malevolent advantage of.I would tell her that semen is the absolute most effective source of protein with organic compounds that facilitate absorbtion and muscle growth with the least caloric intake.I would tell her that most men's sperm isn't well suited for umamusume enhancement, that Tracen trainers take medicine tuned to their trainees biometrics specifically to tailor their sperm for their own trainee's growth, so she never even thinks about trying to get more sperm from another source.I would tell her that the benefits are multiplied for every mucous membrane it absorbs from, that in order for her to win, to get the competetive edge, she HAS TO take my semen - swallowed down her throat, swished around in her mouth, pumped deep in her pussy and asshole, that she can't let it drip out, that she has to keep it inside her and fully absorb it all.I would make her do all the work and claim its all part of her trainingI would make her deepthroat my cock and tell her it's low oxygen endurance training to enhance her final spurt.I would make her cowgirl and amazon press me to work on her legs.I would have her push me up against the wall with her ass.I'd put her in every contorted pose known to man and call it flexibility trainingI would give her supplements to induce lactation and tell her semen and milk have a cyclical harmonic synchronization - that by drinking her milk it makes my semen all the more perfect for enhancing her performance. I'll suck her titties every day as she wrings my balls dry, and she would whole-heartedly believe that it's making her stronger and that it's a totally normal thing.Whenever she doesn't win a race, she'll frustratedly demand more of my sperm so she can get push past the hill.I would turn this gyaru retard into a retardubus. She'll beocme a semen farmer, and I'll be her only livestock.
>>557466294mega bait banner unless she's your oshi
>>557466406jesas I'm falling apart I'm going to sleep
>>557466241fuckthis im ending itsorry danchou... i fucking hate sprint and mile cms...
What style will they give to Yorever Young Pace Front or Late?
>>557466383>>557466260Both firm, and the one that died had 720 wit
>>557465498was this drawn by Shigeya?
>>557466518She's retarded but not THAT retarded
>>557466495Worst part is that it's obviously the same schizo and for some reason retards keep replying to it
>>557466469That's because it's a tourist that wasn't even around during those times last year and yet now thinks he can somehow police the thread lmao
>>557466495I do. Hi.
>>557466569you would know if you watched his race anon
>>557466520Bakushin is my oshi but Bourbon is second favorite. I also love front runners.
>>557466406>interested in IRL horses >posting about sex fumu
>>557466396>so I don't stay up late.Liar, you're not him>used to have 5 fucking generals at one point.I get having a classic and vanilla thread, MAYBE even one for private server, but FUCKING FIVE?>>557466394me no care for her design, simple as.>>557466315>Now that I'm in silver+ I'm matching up against people my range.I'll pretend to understand it, but I'm sure it's a fine future feature, like the level 3 gem stuff you mentioned.>Because my cards are ass and mostly 0-1LBStego-san.... onegai...
>>557466518Magnificent
>>557466401she just gets ruined by speed scaling. there's not enough time to build a big enough lead that can hold up
>>557466575yes, to celebrate episode 9 of season 3 being aired. they do it with all seasons including cinderella
I don't engage with reddit umas.
>>557466660if you love front runners then you should know that bobo cards are super meta for fronts and bobo will forever suffer from not being able to use them
>>557466542People should just enjoy group B, by 4th scenario majority of /uma/ will be at group B including me, only paypigs will get to enjoy group A
>>557466518is this a modified copypasta
>>557466736cuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>557464998I was gonna post a shitty video I took of my oshi Digitan winning by a nose this CM but it was too big. So just imagine a heart-pounding video was attached to this comment.
>>557466623Dude, don't mess with me. I didn't watch a single Forever Young race. I'm just a casualfag jumping on the hype, so answer my fucking question you negro
>>557466784counterpoint: choco bobo comes with groundwork setup and great midgame. the perfect front for anyone not into groundwork autism
>>557466802That is retarded to think of.
To anyone still without a club and looking to find one before gibs expireLe fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.>comfy A+ club>10 mil quota for February>normally 20 mil/month but most members exceed it anywayIf you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!The next 12 hours is the last call for us for this month, we'll fight the good fight for A+ regardless if we're full or not.
Well Stego is doing well for herself all things considered, actually scored wins, but still getting carried by Bubblegum Fellow as I expected.
>>557466985>>557466985>>557466985
>>557466725>Liar, you're not himAm I supposed to be somebody?And yes, private servers had their own general each. It was turtle and ascension. Somebody tried to start a 6th but that server got shutdown while it was in the cradle. I forgot its name.
>>557466784It’s fine. I still run Falcos for every CM I can despite the only easy card for groundwork being hers. I should honestly pull on guts Bakushin but Bourbon is worth it.
>>557466986my paizuri slave
>>557467030i kneel, proceed frontGOD
>>557466518Jordan would fall for all of that.
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