Prince of Ixia Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/#post-205106>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Deadlock Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557430885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIQfqQ0xjURIP old menu music, gone but not forgotten
>>557456843for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5uNObjwBpwincredibly soulful after every game, I also particularly love how every hero has their unique font/graphic design for their name
Confess.
>>557457143I forgot how much I missed hearing this. Don't understand why it's not playing in the lobby when you start. Really moody
I am the flood that washes the earth clean.
Posting here as well cause no one wants to go to the other threadWhy does pocket look asian if his dad is the whitest guy you will ever see?Did he miscegenate and then regret it and try to have his mistake fixed by icing his chud hapa son?
>>557457189I only play this game for the hot characters
>>557457143i prefer the classical style to the hiphop shit they're doing now
>>557457143I much prefer it tbqh.
>>557457143The new character select music is great though
>>557457437>classical style>hiphop shitYou're just saying things
How long till ice dog nerfs silver?
>>557457410how old are you?
>>557457597In DLNS Wednesday, Celeste/Silver/Apollo are going to be disgusting, and then we can expect nerfs after that.
>>557457143I like the new one more but I wish they would put this back in the game somewhere, maybe as an intro before you go to the hub for the first time as a new playerIt's very atmospheric
Post your favorite Shopkeeper line
I wish obscurus players were required to be solo only until their rank got determined, lots of shitters are getting carried into high ranks they don't belong in by their high rank friends stacking with them
>>557457189People saying things to me in vc make me cry Then I realize they aren't good and just taking it out on me, someone that actually knows how to play
>join match>thunderstorm hits 10 minutes later>knocks my electricity out>rejoin 60 seconds later>were still doing fine>later on>winning handily>storm knocks it out again>rejoin 60 seconds later>red message to leave>we win>i still get matchmaking bannedgenuinely fuck off
>it fucking clickedyou live and die by 2 and 4
>>557457189i still haven't touched the moba mode
>pocket is the result of wmaf>mina is the result of amwfWhat are the lore implications of this
Thoughts on the future queen of Ixia Darcy Graves?
>>557457826https://deadlock.wiki/images/c/c4/Shopkeeper_hotdog_seasonal_buy_gun_02.ogg
>use drifter 2 thinking it'll disjoint celeste ult>it actually gets the graphics stuck on me for the entire match
>>557458323Concubine at best
>>557458284Brool is so fucking dogshit man just play the real game
>>557458323Would Apollo's dad even allow such a thing?
>>557457826https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=shopkeeper_hotdog_buy_early_14.mp3
>>557457668>inb4 none of them are picked and are just banned
Geist is so fucking unfun to play against. They should do a total rework of her kit or just delete her from the game.
>>557458320sexo con mina
>>557457826https://deadlock.wiki/images/1/17/Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_02.mp3
>>557458802>deleting the only woman in the game with boobs
>>557457826https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=shopkeeper_hotdog_seasonal_buy_gun_13.mp3
>>557458320total hapa victory
>>557458320I'd fuck Mina's asshole
>>557458802Just play victor and run that granny down.>chase and get her to low hp>swaps health with you>doesn't matter you just keep chugging and kill her anyway
>>557458865paige hides her fat fucking tits but she's stacked
I actually went an entire game without hitting my ult what the fuck
>racial supremacist>studied the blade rather than going to prom>idolizes corporate billionairesApollo is chud coded, sorry fujoshits.
>>557458802Mina eats her alive and you can rake her when she goes for lifeswap.
>>557458802it's mainly the puddlesthe tb ult is spooky but you know what they're going to do every time so you can play around it (unless you're abrams) but the puddles are such aids lategame
I didn't think Valve had a design like Mina in them, desu
>muted for telling the enemy graves to meet me by mid so she can empty my balls while playing apollowhy am i being punished for playing according to the lore
>>557458320Mina's wish in the ritual is for fat throbbing veiny musky 12 inch white cocks to be rammed down all 3 holes at once
>>557459115You clearly do not understand the fujoshi mind at all"Cruel corrupt businessman" seme is a common as fuck trope
>>557459115yeah but he's gonna get flanderized by redditors and twitter artists who deduct his personality by looking at a screenshot.
am I crazy or did mina's original design have her umbrella impaled through her own body?
>>557459145nothing quite like solo ulting a geist as mina and watching the dumb bitch stand there impotently knowing theyre mashing their 4 button as they die helplessly
ITANI LO SAHN
>>557459279stop self-inserting, brown faggot
>>557459257Did you get any reactions from moralfags about how Graves and/or Apollo are 17.9999 years old and therefore you're not allowed to make sexual jokes about them?
>>557457826I won't lie. This is definitely me when I'm driving.https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/shopkeeper_hotdog_buy_tech_07.mp3
>>557459257SHE'S 16 YOU SICK FUK
>>557459423they're both actually explicitly 18 so no
>>557459491legal in ixia
>>557459257they would have listened if you were playing abrams
>>557459423you live in a victim complex of your own construction lil nigger
>>557459491Actually shes 14 and Apollo is 17
>Historically Vindicta has always said that the friends of humanity are nothing more than a glorified crew we decapitate and we kill whoever's left
>>557459549is it illegal to fuck a 16 year old zombie
>>557459279>the only way to find a large white cock is to literally make a wish on a demonic rituallol
>>557457826what did he mean by this?https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_kelvin_02.mp3>I've seen my share of whites
>>557459594>Your grandkids...whatever happened there.
>>557459387That's how I went from maining Geist to maining Mina. That silence is fucking brutal, but it was my fault for playing like a retard anyway.
>>557459729they knew what they were doing.
>>557459728>>557459404hang all trannies
Crossover Yuri
bought that one off a nigga finna boutta get his legs broken
>>557459729I use to spam Wight Power in all whenever I got fed on Kelvin.
>>557459797typing that almost made me pick up mina again actually
is that inhouse still going? if not is anyone trying to play rn?
>>557459959>I've met a lot of whites, but Kelvin? You're a mensch.What did the shopkeeper mean by this
Apollo is so fucking annoying to fight
>>557460020>Kelvin, you're a proper shabbos goy
>want to play>celeste and Apollo still exist in their current statepain>>557460017
>>557459772>WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! THAT PIECE OF SHIT GROUP LYNCHED MY ENTIRE FAMILY WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVA
>>557459594>>557459772Uncle Fairfax, my ass!That's right cocksucka, go back to Ixia!
>>557460092You know, I never say anything when bara and yaoi posters are active in the thread
WHY ARE MY SOULS ALWAYS SO FUCKING LOW I’VE BEEN PLAYING MOBAS FOR YEARS NOW I’LL SPEND EVERY MICROINSTANT OF THE GAME SCRAMBLING FOR SOUL FARM AND I’LL HAVE THE EXACT SAME SOUL LEVEL AS SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN FEEDING ALL GAME I’M SERIOUSLY GONNA QUIT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
>>557457410maximilian fairfax has a yellow fever, its why he wanted pocket to marry into the Has>>557457143tbf i prefer this as an intro theme over the low-fi (or whatever that genre's called) beat we have since 6 heroes
When are they going to add buyback?
>>557460061just treat him kinda like lash, it's pretty easy to make him waste his lunges by dashing/circle strafing around. eventually they'll wise up but until then he's easy to deal with
>>557459728Finding guys who are actually down for a gangbang in the 40's probably would require a demon genie teebeeh
>>557460287destroy the yuri
>>557460394hopefully never
What are some fun Abrams and Billy builds if the average person in my rank doesn't know parrying even exists and every person in lane, even the squishies like Rem, try to heavy melee me?
>>557460337watch a replay nigga, the specific game that caused to act like an ape here, watch the guy that made you do that
>>557460449>deleting your post cause you accidentally posted the wrong imageWhat a pussy
>yaoibased
>>557460449This but destroy yaoi too
>Experienced supernatural phenomenon the most in the show>Part of the mob and is from jersey>Had the virgin Mary appear infront of him>Canonically superstitious >Somehow managed to survive the entire show despite being a fucking idiotGive me reasons why Paulie shouldn't be a deadlock character
>>557460495Buy rebuttal and all the melee items, do you really need a build for that?
>>557460337more likely than not, either wasting too much time hovering potential fights, spending too much time in lanes that already have people in them, missing out too many creep waves while farming jungle, ignoring crates/sinners.And also no kills, kills give a lot of souls so long you don't take 10 mins chasing one.
>>557460449incel is mad lolthis is a lesbian general
>yaoiblessed>yuridetest
>>557460693I don’t do sinners that often, could that be what’s doing it?
>>557460579I like the shipping dynamic between conniving horrible monster with class and violent horrible monster with no class
>>557460235>You know the arch mother predicted all of this
>>557460619fuckin' QUEERS
>>557460818He was gay, Gary Cooper?
>>557460619We need an actual Italian mobster to be in the gameUnfortunately, DEI Wraith took both the mobster and gambler roles
>yaoigoing to hell>yurigoing to hell
>>557460693>don't hover the fight>fight happens and they lose>hover the fight, nothing happens and you waste timetheres no winning in retard mmr
>>557460738Oh my gosh you two I'm so sorry I should have knocked first.
I know brawl is a meme but shadow strike is so much shittier than the other legendaries. You have stuff like shrink ray and prism blast which can win the game and then shadow strike and electric slippers just do nothing
>>557457869Me too but I'm also not very good so it stings more
>>557460792same lol. doorman is probably my least favorite drifter ship though, mirage/venator are fill the niche and are cooler imo
>>557460973Mirage is the closest you'll get to an ethnic Italian
>>557460786You want to have a priority systemCreep waves>sinners>crates/jungle campsIf you just shoved the wave you go do sinners, if there are no sinners you do jungle camps and crates, while doing those the creep waves will push back into you so you go to the lane and farm them and then you get the gist of it.Don't help other lanes unless you are sure you can do something that matters, swapping lanes to kill a 0/5 drifter is not worth it.a very important thing that people underestimate is that you really should minimize the amount of times you go to base to buy, go to the side shops instead. this is also why extra regen/healing rite are so good even outside of laning.
>>557461227>really should minimize the amount of times you go to base to buyOnly sorta related but man there is no worse feeling in this game than being at base and not knowing which lane needs you the most at like 20 minutes
>>557460973They really are wasted on her because she's a generic inoffensive and uninteresting valve black woman of unoriginality.
>>557460996The key is realizing that the fights don't have to be 6v6, fights are going to be 4v4 with 1 player holding each lane.if the enemy team overcommits by going 6v4/5v4 you punish them by taking the walker + their sinners so even if they win the fight you come out ahead.You just have to realize whether you are the guy that holds the lane and farms or the guy that leaves after downing the walker and goes roaming for fights/pick offs. but this depends on the game and who you're playing.
>>557460973Give wraith a flapper dress and add a proper al capone type
>>557461360Lane with an active fight happening > Lane closest to your base > Lane with most neutrals up nearby
>>557460818>Throws a metal chair into Pocket's direction
>>557461382>this character didn't fix my racism by surpassing my insurmountable standards of key-jingling so they're shitwhat could they possibly do with her that you would like. honest question
>>557461452>The key is realizing that the fights don't have to be 6v6, fights are going to be 4v4 with 1 player holding each lane.>with 1 player holding each lane.lol lmao, are you ascendant? They don't do that in shitlow they just brooool.
>>557461549Give her a personality? No, being boring isn't a personality. Valve knows this but it's all they ever do with black woman characters. Just because not everyone has standards as low as yours doesn't mean that they're wrong.
>>557461587and by brool I mean my silver chases someone while down 10k souls onto their side of the map dies and the other three teammates follow her to solo die as well.
Deadlock renpy porn game where you fuck Mina Paige Silver Haze and Wraith when?
>>557461736seems like someone will do this with ai relatively quickly
Apollo would never lose to Abrams for the Gravesbowl.
Can I have a uhhhhhhhhhhh Drifter build?
>>557461382>generic inoffensive and uninteresting valve black woman of unoriginality.I actually saw the woke crowd complain that Deadlock doesn't have ENOUGH diversity, and unfortunately Valve is going to listen to them
>>557461587>>557461724hey you gotta try to make the best of every situation, in that situation you get to have a lot of farm for yourself so you have a better chance of solo carrying.If you want to get out of pisslow you really should do yourself a favor and play victor.
>>557461741vyper's crashout when she realizes her celebrity obsession is gay is gonna be legendary hundreds are gonna die
Just my retards trying to push a walker when the enemy team has rejuv and a 40k soul lead
>>557461880The majority of Deadlock's cast prior to the last 12 characters is brown mystery meat and/or ugly, since they're all Neon Prime rejects. The bluesky tranny virtue signaler crowd just sees the last 12 being 1 Asian, 1 white-coded demon and 10 white people as being representative of the entire cast because they're secondaries that haven't played the game.
>>557461979jokes on you, she's a fujoshi and is into that shit
>>557456954>Mina>Zoey>Alyx>Chell >MarciRate the valve waifus
Rem is white because Haze is white and she's his mom. Also Haze gives Rem nursing handjobs.
>>557462093Ivy is the poster waifu of Deadlock. The firebitch is for Dota2.Alyx > Ivy > Zoey > power gap > Scout > Chell > Firebitch
>>557460118I did not know Seven could move with a maxed ult
>>557462353I thought Haze was the black woman of Valve originality?
>>557462353>Rem is white because Haze is whiteAnon, haze is black coded...Also, shes not really his mom, shes more like his creator, i think?Maybe hes a part of her subconscious that came to life?Who knows
how would you fix the deathball meta
>>557462407Mina is to Lina as Ivy is to Mireska
>>557462419Haze was never black. She's an aryan CIA glownigger nazi chuddess that is made out of smoke because she's a sandman that grooms and rapes little boys in their sleep like any good glownigger should.
>>557462353Umm, YIKES, Rem is a child ...
>>557460619>Watch it, Billy.
I'm at my wit's end it's just every fucking game.The enemy team gets living, breathing human beings and I get fucking bots like this Mirage EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME
>>557462416Doesn't read skill descriptions award
>>557462540Run that one past me one more time?
>>5574626501.9 obj dmg. Not flaming you, but that's how you climb ranks, good macro.
>>557462840Ah yes I should have played like the Mirage and ran at walkers by myself and died 16 times
>Mina Ha comes from WilheMINA HArker from Dracula I feel so stupid...
>my dynamo outdamaged our team's mina in broolI ONLY HAVE 15 HOURSI SUCK SO BADLYWHAT THE FUUUUCK
>>557461846here you go bro, I made this for you. this is what I use in 99% of the matches. it's a slightly modified lystic build. you go from left to right in the early and mid game items and then buy things accordingly.
Calico is abhorrently retarded in brool. Why exactly did they buff her ult cd specifically for brool? If she gets Eth Shift, Refresher or enhanced versions of them she just becomes a permanent shadow nigger that floats around you. Yes I know>complaining about balance in broolBut for some reason Valve is making brool-specific balance changes when that sort of thing just should not exist.
>>557462478They're both Dreamwalkers anon
It's a shame. Once teams realize that all you need to do is deathball and you win for win, game's basically over. Why even play the moba at that point.
>>557463042melee items huhdo you charge a heavy right after teleporting behind them?
>>557463064Call me retarded but I don't even know what her ult is supposed to do, it just seems like a shitty ult that got powercrept by newer characters
>>557463064>Why exactly did they buff her ult cd specifically for brool?Her cat form is genuinely useless in that mode so she literally only has 3 abilities. That's it.
>>557463206It's not as bad as Drifter, my man has 2 useless abilities in brool
>>557457668The best teams do not value Silver at all, she was never picked by Abrahams or MLC, so she has a negative WR on DNS too.>>557460118>someone or several people actually went through the effort of drawing every single deadlock hero as a woah jackcursed
>>557462478Haze is not black-coded at all. Most bluesky trannies try to project trannies onto Haze which is the other end of the spectrum entirely from projecting negroism onto her. The truth is she's neither a nigger or a tranny, just a white glownigger with an odd voice because she's made out of fucking smoke.
>>557463154your 1 counts as a melee so melee items are really good on him early on especially melee life steal duing laning is ridiculous and makes your laning really oppressive.You either instantly do 1 after teleporting or go for a cheeky light melee followed by 1, keep in mind some people would wisen up and get ready to instantly parry as you teleport behind them so it's up to you to decide whether or not it's worth the risk.
>>557463154Melee items are because rend deals melee damage, heavy melee from your tp is only efffective against very unaware people.
>>557463135>once teams realize this retarded alchemist strategy, it's overuhuhdeathballing is literally what every shitter doesthey go aram a walker while everyone is alive and get engaged on, enemy team does the same, repeat till death timers are long enough to end the game
>single mother who doesn't know who the father is>white
>>557463327the only reason melee creeps didnt play silver is that it was first picked every game, eido is the best silver right now
>>557462353rem is some random sleep demon spirit thingy that accidentally got pulled into the earthen physical plane by haze during a somno-ophe probably sees her as a mother/as "himself" because she's also a sleep demon/spirit and he's currently surrounded by a world devoid of such creatures (and also because he's a fucking kid so its ahrd to expect him to speak in a more normal, verbose manner)
>>557462595>Word to the wise remember the maelstrom
>>557463064Because she lacks an ability entirely. The cat does nothing in brawl and makes her lose a major portion of her character altogether.
>>557463206Did Mirage also get brool specific buffs because his ult is worthless?
>>557463415>Has never been around white trailer trash award
>>557462982So uhhh. Yes, that is exactly how you play when you are behind. Suiciding for objective damage does several things for you:>drags usually at least 2 enemy heroes away from the map>the 2 hero total soul count for your paltry mirage means the gold/soul lead is lessened by the deficitSome quick math to explain this part: Mirage is say, 15k. Lash and warden, 20k each. 40k-15k, 25k bonus for your team. Add to this that:>by forcing rotations, the enemy is farm INefficient>this lets your team farm more efficiently>enemies showing on the map is valuable info on which lanes are safe to push, which camps are safe to steal>deficit of enemy heroes means more opportunities for your team to gang bang an overconfident enemy>Mirage taking dangerous farm also doesn't force your team to share paltry jungle creeps on your side of the river/line through midI must ask your experience with Dota and how its macro game works. Suicidal pushing is only not normal at high ranks because everyone knows about splitting bastard rats and keeps it locked down. Sure, your mirage could have probably played a little safer, teleported out, but you sitting in the jungle only taking easy kills is also game losing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95OKo9_QYC4
>>557460337>Deny all soul orbs in laning phase>Take our camp>break boxes>Don't die>Finish lane with enemy having more souls than us
>>557463370>>557463382oh, derpthanks for the build
not reading that shit, kill yourself
>>557463415white career women like Haze also become single mothers because they put their career ahead of relationships, also it's kinda more like she's Rem's adoptive mother and he's a fluffy animal like a pet cat, so it totally fits with Haze adopting a pet and pretending it's her furbaby while she drinks wine alone, absolute white woman core
I have a crush on Apollo
>>557463706venator...
>>557462808I tried scroll wheel crouch based on this vid but I can't get it do to anything like this
>>557459279Pretti Good post.
Haze is black and not Rem's mother I don't know what the fuck you people are on about
>>557463706He's the cutest boy and I want to see him in Graves' outfit because I'm not gay and it's not gay if he passes as a crossdresser.
>>557463706Graves...
>>557463657If you want to get out of Arcanist, and not bitch about feeding teammates, then you should read it
>>557463846doesn't know shit about shit award
does anyone actually build melee items on paige? I've heard people say her melee scaling is actually really high, it's kind of nice to have some tools to defend yourself if you get dove, and plus rooted targets are easy to melee. The items are cheap too just melee lifesteal and melee charge, but idk it also seems very random and definitely just optional at best. Does anyone build this shit?
do we ever have inhouses anymore
>>557463976>Rem: You're my mom!>Haze: I'm not.
slowing hex should beat stone form
Haze has white French ancestry, hence the beret she used to wear in her blue dabadee arc.
>>557463850it's only gay if you make him take off the skirt when you're fucking him
>>557464143And yet>anon claims she's black with certainty>provides zero evidence for this, voice actress is obviously white
BREAKING NEWSDarcy has a sister, presumably youngerThis opens up a lot of possibilities
>>557464131there was one going on around 4pm est but I was out then. most of the people here just wanna talk about gay pairings instead of playing it seems.
>Nice work D, the Walker is just ahead>Press 3 to activate your Drifter vision to see isolated enemies
Here's how I would buff Paradox>Grenade is fine>Time wall should block more things but it's otherwise fine>Kinetic Carbine is fine by design but the numbers should be at least 50% higher>Swap should not be a short range skill shot, it feels like trash to use 70% of the time. Either increase the range or remove the dodgeable aspect.
>>557464385>I... colonel there seems to be some sort of furry sleep monster>I-I don't think I'll make it out alive...
>>557464356the loli dream lives even after Graves' ephebism was confirmed as 17+
>>557464356She gives "I'm my parents least favorite child and I'm making that everybody else's problem" vibes
>>557462994>>Mina Ha comes from WilheMINA HArker from DraculaI just realized this too watching bram stoker's dracula yesterday and I felt like a retard for not getting it earlier
>>557463421copium
>>557464627remember this post when they pick it next week and win every game with itI accept only naked dogeza
>>557462407>>557462540Ivy is Hoodwink, goonerbait for the loud minority of furniggers
>>557457826This ones from Dynamo, Calico, Haze an Viscoushttps://deadlock.wiki/images/7/74/Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_dynamo_03.mp3https://deadlock.wiki/images/4/40/Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_nano_01.mp3https://deadlock.wiki/images/b/b8/Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_haze_04.mp3https://deadlock.wiki/images/9/99/Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_krill_01.mp3
What a chad
I'LL CARVE EM U-ACK!
>get a ping from Haze saying she's going to gank lane>see her coming on the zip in the minimap>stay near the wave, waiting for the eventual Haze knife or shot>nothing happens>enemy jumps my ass>look at the minimap to see where the fuck Haze is>she's doing a fucking jungle camp>die>she does this again 5 minutes laternot all m1ggers, but always a m1gger
I played a brool where a bebop got 130k damage and was 30/0, he genuinely just had the best items possible for his build at every single roll.
>>557465182*counterspells**makes your entire 36800 spent souls useless*
>>557462595>Nobody is ulting you Billy>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjwkcmPOeuk
>went 19-3 and carred a comeback on silverI loved valentines day!!!
Wait, is this true?
>rebecca from warframe is streaming deadlock rnholy fuck im gonna cum
They need to add a way to see your ping before you join a match because right now it's a total gamble if I'm going to be spending the next forty minutes with 30 or 2000 ping.
>>557465813doubtful, sounds like what the old debuff remover did
>>557465585The average person in my rank doesn't know what counterspell is
>>557465813outdated page
Ok now I know how it feels to be pulling deadweight (I'm still shit though)Also HOLY FUCK every game has a Rem
>>557465897What does she think about Paige stealing Dagath's ult 1:1?
>>557466093Because Rem is broken as shit and one of the best heroes in the game
wtf even is Coney island is it just some fucking circus park in nyc
>>557465784>Last week when I came home to learn you made love to our Vyper, that was the final straw.>Disgusting.>Aw, Jesus Christ.>You fucked Vyper? What'd you do that for?>"It was an accident!"
So, what does one do when you've used all your cooldown, did tons of damage, ult the enemy at half HP, and yet they still aren't dead when you're playing Apollo?
>we lose to a silver getting 20 kills>teammate asks in all chat why they had to buff her and rem>joke that they had to buff the trans characters for DEI >get a butthurt hate commentkekaroo
>>557466602Same thing as what you do when you're playing supp IvyPray
>>557466602you skidaddle and blame your team for not doing enough damage, if you wanted to 100 to 0 the entire enemy team you play a filthy m1gger instead.welcome to the life of a spirit carry in 2026. make sure you pay your respects to yoshi's vision.
>>557466602Leave the game
My Apollo x Anon fanfic is at 22000 words now.Does /d2g/ think I can make it longer
you're in the flight logs celeste we know you went to coney island
>>557466730Quality over quantity
Apollo x Graves is cute and I'm not a gay faggot hambeast woman, what did my brain mean by this? Is it missing out on young love? Where's my tsundere ephebe goth gf...
>>557466730>22000 wordsCringe gayfag but I kneel nonetheless, I thought i was hot shit getting my Silver piece up to 6.2kWhat the FUCK is it about though I have to ask, I need to know before I can answer your question accurately
How can one character be so perfect?
>>557466613You still lost
>>557466908you didnt even post silver!!!
>>557466730>/d2g/
>>557466867>incel becomes a pedo because he's still mentally stuck in high schoolmany such cases
>>557466908>will never play Celeste cause I don't give a shit about learning special movement tech just to play one hero sigh
>>557467056ephebo*
>>557467112I don't know how to bunnyhop and I feel retarded
>>557466908Celeste's BIG secret
>Return from a month of not playing>Obscurus>Play two games>Back in Ascendant 2Get me out ot this hell dude i'm trash at this game why am i cursed to be fodder for Eternus lobbies
I feel so helpless as supp Ivy against a good SilverShe just completely shuts the way I usually play the game down, how the fuck do I cope against this wolf whore
I don't understand how you're supposed to do damage with paradoxgun is a peashooter and bomb hits for one tic before enemies dash out
>>557467336have you tried using any of the gorillion active items that cuck her to oblivion?
>>557467135Whatever you say, Epstein disciple Diddy blud. Enjoy sharing a cell with Bubba :)
>>557467371hit the 4.8k gun spikePut wall down and swap them into it
>>557457928I've only played street brawl. How do you build Venator in normal mode? I vouch for his nades in the brawl since it does so much if you get the right items and charges. I also love his traps when maxed.
I think I've found an opening to the Mina Silver femslash I've been working on that I'm happy withPeople complain about not being able to finish projects but it's starting the project that's always been the hardest for me
>>557467298they reshuffled the ranks so people in ascendant are now in eternus, I also came back from a 3 month break and barely moved
>>557467445>zoomers think you can go to jail for sexualising fictional 18 year oldsYou are deranged. Go back to tiktok or whatever.
>>557467428No because all my active slots are already filled all the timeHealth Nova + Rescue Beam + Vortex Web + Echo ShardMy usual way of winning fights is either initiating on them with full combo, or threatening a full combo on them if they try and go in. Silver just fucks that because if she lives the combo with even a sliver of health, she does one slam fire and activates wolf pussy mode then crushes my team
>Open Steam>"HERRO! PREASE TO CEREBLATING RUNAL NEW YEAL, PREASE">Ching chong ling long walla walla bing bongThank God for Deadlock, I don't need to look at any of this shit
>>557467579why does this general attract so many retards
crazy how dogshit everybody in streetbrawl are lol
>>557467601Idk, adapt your load out of you're against a silver. Drop something for disarm, curse or metal skin, it's really not that complicated.
>>557467519Elaborate?
>play victor>get support as lane partner>nothing happens and we lose>get a truthnuker rapist (apollo) as lane partner and win lane and he leaves the troopers for me as he kills everyone>winIs Apollo just old Yamato? He even has the same resistances on his slash like her.
>get 4 actives>brain suddenly shuts downhow do i fix this
>>557467671???
>>557467708>Go to the mode people play so they can avoid learning any fundamentals except spamming S1 S2 S3 S4 S1 S2 S3 S4 with their mouse aimed at the enemy half of the map>Find it full of shittersNo way....
>>557467804old troopers were sovl incarnate, new ones are awful
I love Apollo, I hope he survives being nerfed later.
>>557467832play more
Im absolute fucking dogshit trying to play dps characters
>>557467832Get 3 actives instead
>>557468008Just play to your strengths, put on the programmer socks and become a paige main.
>>557467903>so they can avoid learning any fundamentalsDeadlock without all the boring shitty parts kicks ass.
>>557467926I find a lot of the older placeholder stuff being cooler than the current ones.I'll always miss slapping someone's corpse with a quick light melee after killing them and hearing those satisfying soul orb pops.I wonder if they'll remove denying entirely any time soon.
>>557468008sajam isnt taking the 2xk0 news well...
>>557467708>he has to go to the kiddiepool to make himself think he's goodhow embarrassing
>>557468074>I wanna play marvel rivals bing bing wahoo! Hey where's my PAYLOAD mode?/overwatch general/ is down the road
>>557468130if it wasnt for the god awful choice to make it a t*g fighter, it honestly would be fun.
>lane with silver, do ok>winning lane>dies one or twice diving, then his brain breaks and he over extends and feeds constantlywhat is wrong with silver players
>>557467903I'll keep playing brool until I'm bored enough to waste 20 hours in sandbox learning the map, movement techs and farming routes. At the end of the day that's the main difference between brool and the normal mode. And it's nothing that exciting.
>>557468125>pocket ODs on souls after gambling all his health away and fucking dies
>>557468175ow died when they added brig and nothings been able to replace that. Deadlock would come close if they cut out like half of the stupid moba shit.
finally reached oracle as a pure support player
>>557466424>What, was it sliding?>sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sli-sliding?>Dynamo...>YOU FUCK LIL VYPER?>D I S G U S T I N G>I OUTTA ULT YOU YOU LITTLE PRICK!>Warden we're going in order>FUCK THAT
>>557468125denies are the only thing keeping lanes from being complete nonstop broolfests with no thought inbetween
>I can't believe I did THAT
Get ready to have your hearts melted anons. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pu1e1HMfEi4
the more they lean towards the moba aspect the less fun this game becomes
>>557468429I've been dying and getting a lot more kills in lane lately and I wonder if it's just street brool players forgetting that you need to chill the fuck out for five seconds in lane>abrams gets one good early pin >go back to heal with my healing rite and take some boxes>when I get back to lane he's parried in the middle of the bridge
>>557468429So denies are the only thing keeping lanes from being fun?
>Nobody does any sort of lane management like freezing or crashing, just presses M1 on every minion>Nobody actually determining value of pushing lanes vs running urn, just "see urn run urn" damn whatever happens even if our entire team wipes>Nobody lane swapping to optimal lanes, just swapping away from whatever you don't feel like dealing with>"Pro" drafts in NS have absolutely no synergy or counterplay, just general random picks and vibes>Nobody holding/baiting/saving Mid Boss for important timing beyond destroying a base and running to mid for Patron 2nd phase>Nobody actually setting up optimal ganks via baiting or sending certain people to certain lanes to counter gank etcThis is how you know we're light years away from any kind of real meta or serious pro scene. Ascendants and current "pros" are just no lifers who have gotten a hang of the movement and paying attention to the map.
>queue for Street Brawl>messing around in safe house>use Apollo ult and it suddenly crashes>"Oh weird">Go back in>"Rejoin game in progress?">"What game in progress? It never put me in one">Go in>SAFE TO LEAVE>Win anyways>YOU ARE BANNED FOR 30 MINUTESYeah, fucking blame me for your shitty code.
>aoe curse + soft execute>60s cooldown>yamato powerslash but 3 times + healinggenuinely what the fuck were they thinking
>>557467765What needs to be elaborated on?I'm writing a Mina/Silver fanfiction and I struggle with starting projects
>magic NYC>no "warlock bargaining with horrific eldritch power" gimmickreally.
Something is wrong with the ranking system.I feel like I shouldn't be this high with how bad I am.All I'm doing is just memorizing spawn timers/routes for boxes/jungle camps, sinner timers+jackpot mechanic, and some general understanding of each hero. I'm utterly mediocre at shooters and dota2.
>>557468539my heart would only melt if rem started blowing abrams
The age of consent in Ixia is 12
>>557468886So you're saying Apollo is more interested in Darcy's little sister than he is in her?
>>557468429Would making towers stronger help with that or do I not know what I'm talking about?I feel like I've been seeing more and more people complain about towers not being strong enough so it has a chance of reaching the devs
>>557468879faggot here, everyone I found the disgusting faggoteveryone point and laugh
>>557466908>perfect>tattoos
>>557468776Closer to Talon arrow in terms of damage and scaling. Power slash is a lot stronger.Still, unlike Talon's gigantic, never miss hit box, you actually have to use some semblance of skill with your kit.
>>557469051guilty
>>557468993I mean he wouldn't be wealthy if he liked girls his age
>>557468806geist sorta does thatactually, funnily enough billy does as well to some extent (the goat head is apparently of eldritch bullshit origin)
>>557463489Yes. He did. His ult's cd was also made insanely low and he can tp back to spawn for faster healing. >>557463320Drifter was also touched to be better in brawl.Do either of you faggot tourists even read the fucking patch notes???
>>557468297>>557468542The MOBA aspects are fun. Builds, itemization and heroes growing through the match. All while providing a bit of strategy. The issue is that DL goes full autism on the MOBA aspects. The map is complex, navigating it effectively turns DL into a full fledged platform game and farming feels like trying to maximize your APM in Starcraft.
>finally had a game where I did well with BillyIt felt so good bros. I love being an unkillable dickhead that just smacks the shit out of people with a bat. Goat LOVE!Can I have some Billy art/memes to celebrate?
>>557468862still can't believe new accounts get onboarded at fucking archon so you can end up in oracle.
>>557468862they already admitted that the matchmaking system is AI vibe coded, don't be expecting much out of this piece of shit.
>>557469283
>>557469283i wouldn't ask for billy fanart here, most of it is gonna be cropped porn
127 games 127 deniesperfectly balanced
>>557469476>billy porn>it's just a Goat Guy and not Billy>Doesn't even give him actual goat eyes>half the time they forget the nails in his hornsTired of these failed homosexuals.
>>557467671>selfreporting yourself as a chink or SEAmonkeyni hao faggot
Buffed Apollo is more braindead than pre-nerf Silver
>>557469283>error: You must wait before posting a duplicate reply
150 hours of game, and I hit ritualist.
>>557469259i honestly dont mind the map that much. I like that it spreads out and can force a variety of different fight situations. I just can fucking stand the spreadsheets worth of items. If it wasnt for the build browser, i wouldnt even bother with this game. And i feel like 'but skill epxresion' is just a meme. Like bro, your a m1igger, your job is to click heads. But a gun items dosnt change the facts that you just click heads. Nothing has fundamentally changed by you buying that item outside of a number going up.
>Silver parry animation is just her presenting her rearWhat did Yoshi mean by this?
>literally no smut of HollidayI'd be the change I want to see but I haven't learned how to draw figure proportions yet
>>557469283>>error: You must wait before posting a duplicate reply1
Does ricochet stack with split shot?
>>557469824No one wants to draw her blown out roasty cunt.
>>557469445>>557469656>>557469826Thank you, it’s been a struggle to find pics of my boy>>557469476I’d be genuinely shocked if anyone found Billy attractive enough to even make porn of him>but AII think most people would rather just generate images of Lash or Abrams or whatever right? Less prompts surely
>play anything that isnt an m1nigger>fall off by 20 minsepic
>>557469941brudda take one look at her stale bread personality and I'd vote her most likely to be a virgin
you literally need a fucking PhD in mathematics to move in this fucking gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FaGYoXCGos
>>557469820Reused from Seven, she's full of reused animations
>>557469820Is it actually? I’ve yet to see a Silver player parry despite playing Abrams against 8 of them by now
I just got back into the game after not playing it for over a year (last time I played we still had 4 lanes)Loving it so far, luv me mo and krill, luv me bebop. The new meta wasn't hard to adjust to. However, I'm encountering the same problem I had before, and that is the tendency for this game to get my heartrate going, so much so that during a game I start losing focus because of it, and when a game is over I feel like I'm going to die. Is this good, is this a mindset thing I can fix or do I need to see a doctor
>>557470023read the lore, ironicly minas likely a virgin despite her personality and maybe Geist since her hymen may regenerate
>>557470023shes a farmgirlnot much else to do out there
>>557470059>Reused animationsI noticed with the dodges and bobble animation it looked similar to Sevens too, I wonder if they will polish her or just release this model like this, that parry is goofy as fuck
>>557470195not sure she's the kind of person to lay with the local goat herder
>>557468793I mean what's the opening like
>>557470050>me who is a movementpath and can intuit movementno
>>557470075uhhh how's your weight
>>557468806Why is that a NYC thing
>>557470075No it's a good thing for mo and bebop players to feel like they are dying
Seeing doorman panicking makes me CUMhttps://streamable.com/d9ss31
>>557469779>Nothing has fundamentally changed by you buying that item outside of a number going upThat's LoL. The cool thing about DL is that items FUNDAMENTALLY change your character. Full blown giving them extra abilities and improving core traits like movement or ammo. Even the stat boosts are clear compared to other mobashit giving you 0.3% damage negation against farts.And brool is a good mode to start learning a bunch of items while playing the game. Learning the map unfortunately is more boring.
>celeste has an ult that basically reads "Instantly win any fight">ult has a short as fuck cooldown>Gets even shorter if you somehow miss it?
>>557469623Australia is forced to suffer
Can any writefag here write an anon x mina fanfic?
I'm already itching for the next update bros.......
>>557470868javascript:;eh I'd prefer to do an actual character like vik or pocket. Something that at least makes sense.
>>557470268She’ll probably get new animations after they’re done polishing up Celeste and Apollo
>>557469283I hate that guy, having a char based around light melee is so shitty when people could just get lucky and parry it, also why does he get free reload on melee neutrals, so random
>>557471001The secret part 2… where is it Yoshi…
>>557470694The ult feels at odds with current map and item design
>>557470868okay, I hope you like NTR as much as I do
>>557470694She needs to max ult for it to be useful, and the shorter cooldown on miss is fine as you can simply hold the ult to make sure you hit, maybe they should remove that part as it's really awkward to walk with a finger holding 4
>MVP as LashYou're Welcome.
getting burnt out on the game but i want to play more so badly...guess i'll take a break for a day or two
Grab heroes have NEVER been fun will NEVER be fun and they're nigger design
Sorry Pocket trannies, but Mina prefers BIG CORPSE COCKS
>>557468641>freezing or crashingI don't know what either of these terms mean in a MOBA
>>557470868I'm doing a Pocket one thoughdoughbeight...
durr annoying cc = bad design
>>557471935>Victor is a tall muscular goth prettyboy>He's still a 6 to MinaOh no... she's a total hypergamous slut who's pussy is wider than the grand canyon
>>557471923it's a lot more interactive in this game because you can buy rescue beam or divine whatever on every character
Are Bebop/Dynamo's designs final? They seem a bit too futuristic.
I just realized somethingDeadlock doesnt, technically, have any black male characters and if only has one black female>B-but muh infernusHes not black, hes not even human, hes an ixian, i dont care hes black coded
>>557472202So what
>>557472124How does having retardedly high standards make her a slut
I have tried absolutely every build I can as Shiv and I can't seem to fucking make him work. His gun does fuck all, his bleed does nothing, his 3 doesn't heal shit, his ult doesn't wanna work half the time, and when I play him, it's just CC fucking city. I can't stay in fights long enough without seeing my HP go bye-bye. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO, NOTHING WORKS! AM I JUST DOGSHIT AS SHIV OR IS HE JUST DOGSHIT IN GENERAL?
>>557472202>and if only has one black femaleWraith and Calico are both black
this guy's pretty fun and balanced it seems
>>557472472lining up collats with 3 and ult gives me so much dopamine
>playing against a brony using autoparryabsolute faggot nigger
>>557472564the sound design on the ult is insanely good
>>557472387Both.I can't make him wori either and neither can anyone but the top 50 shiv players.
>>557472390Oh yeah, i forgot about wraithStill, they are nice looking negresses and pleasing on the eyes
>>557472387I think the key is to be full rage, and just stat-check people
I NEED Mina x Paige petplay bullying
>>557470294Silver is dying from a migraine when she gets into an argument with Mina which causes her to accidentally flip out and enter wolf mode but then she wakes up to find she lost the fight against Mina and the vampire is being a massive bitch about it
>>557471534I miss this stupid model, the face as perfect
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/werewolf_wolf_killstreak_high_01_alt_01.mp3
>>557470868I'll do it but Anon is a girl
>>557469854>asking a question that can be tested in 15 seconds >asking a question that can be google searched>in TWO separate threadsIn the time it took me to solve the shitty captcha you could already have your answer
>>557470584
>>557472814Now post her growl
>>557470868she's gonna fuck drifter in front of you and laugh while you weep
>>557471534I always say The Lash does it again in all chat no matter if I win, lose, carry or feed
>>557472916me when I have Venator on my team
>>557472927https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/werewolf_wolf_killstreak_start_01_alt_02.mp3
>>557470694it doesn't really do much damage, to be honestly it's more valuable in that it helps keep track of which enemies are around you in the insane cluster fuck of a big fight
>>557472202Henry and Savannah???
What compels someone to cheat in a video game? Especially one that is in early access
>>557472291because even with impossibly high standards she can still find a ton of men that fit said criteria who would do anything to fuck her, the two arent mutually exclusive with people line mina
>Archetype designed around having a late game power spike>Game designed around ending in 30 minutesHave not had a game that wasn't already decided by the time they came online
>>557473186Oh yeah that's the good stuff
>>557471257>based around light meleedesu this feels like such a meme since people just parry if you do a single light since they expect the second hit, and you also don’t get the dash’s the heavy does so people just dash away before you hit the second blow.I use the quicker melees for farming minions but for fighting it’s much more consistent to just stick with heavies and only switch things up when people catch on.>also why does he get free reload on melee neutrals, so randombecause his gun sucks ass so theres got to be incentive to actually use it otherwise Billy gameplay would quite literally be JUST melee’ing, but because of how parries work you cant design a character that’s just melee unless you make them immune to getting parried
>>557473227What? Sinclair is black?
>>557473743Yeah, both VAs are black
>>557473850Well at least theyre both black and theres no interracialI hope savannah is a hot magicians assistant
>first mginnis game>lash is my lane buddy>retard runs in and feeds 6 times>our guardian dies first>ragequits>forced to be janny for the rest of the gameMaybe this is my punishment.
>>557468125I still linger around fallen walkers because I expect the orbs
>Go 3/15>Win game>Type ggez
>>557472202>>B-but muh infernus>Hes not black, hes not even human, hes an ixian, i dont care hes black codedhe still counts
>>557473904mindbroken beyond belief
>>557474014>play miguginis>defacto kill the guardian first because that's my character>but it doesn't matter because literally everyone on my team has 5 deaths>even my lane partner because he kept running in and getting parried even after I say all my shit is on CD
Infernus is black because everyone who plays him is
So, do we know who celeste's VA is yet?Because she sounds a lot like tara strong
>>557474073how it feels to make enemies type sentences with minimal effort shittalk
I feel like I've gotten pretty good at ignoring everything and just farming and being the biggest in the game.Whether or not that's useful in this compared to a traditional MOBA remains to be seen.
>>557473294You are fucking stupid nigga
>>557474305It has to be
>>557474073>4/18>win>run up to enemy who took his hands off the keyboard because he lost>kill him before the game ends>5/18
>>557474305she's still blacklisted no?
>>557472202If Sinclair counts as black despite being a ghost then Infernus counts as black despite being nonhumanHe's as black as Ivy is a spic and nobody argues on the latter
>>557474569https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/gigawatt_match_start_werewolf_gigawatt_convo03_05.mp3
>>557474465Dangerous image
>>557474465looks like a donut butthole, you know what am talking about?
>>557470023the one with multiple divorces is a virgin? no way.
>>557474758we getcha
Venator is just too cool. I just love that he says a prayer for the people he kills.https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/priest_kill_anyhero_10.mp3
>>557474073>player on the enemy team bitching in all chat constantly>tell them you muted them 10+ minutes ago but you know that they’re likely complaining right now the next time they complain
>>557462650>>557474415>afk jungle>lose>push lanes>winGuess you did read after all huh
>>557474904fuck off faggot that 2nd game was actually before the first one
>>557474608As if valve would give a shit about thatIf they wanted the pony VA, then they woule get the pony VA, simple as
>>557474608After all the shit that's come to light in the world recently I don't think anyone would or should care anymore
Ivy is Catholic btw
>enemy team has a paigeadd a surrender option
>failed to join the team fight because the guy calling for it had such an annoying voice that I instantly muted him the first time he used his mic in laneSorry fellas.. don't even know how to explain without affecting team morale.
>>557475341Ivy is a rock
>>557475338>claiming remUs furries can't have shit
>>557466602you just buy 4.8k of gun items and work in left clicks>1 buffs your fire rate >2 is a fucking -30 bullet resist which is on par with something like solo hunters auraas of the patch he has one of the best scaling guns in the whole game, it's essentially drifter shots without the damage amp and you have no damage falloff at all until you hit your max range so you can chunk people quite well while jiving around them doing your abilities.
>le xitter screencap post
>>557475338How does someone even transition into Rem or Venator?
>>557475338Make a character with male and female forms you swap between with different abilities.Just because it would make the community worse.
>>557475437Most furries are trans, though
>>557474465Qrd?What does this mean
>>557474073I do thisSame with telling my team "wow you guys suck" if we lose
>557475538>
>>557475637Valve are still bronies
>>557475784its amazing how they act like faggots and then get mad when they're called faggots
holy shit apollo is so fun i am actually Gaming
>>557475897So happy for you :)))))))
when can we ban the new heroes
>>5574762671 more month
>>557475897kill yourself he's mine
>>557476350no....
>>557475341Yeah she has lines about not knowing how to tell the arroyos she killed one of the pope's top guys
>>557474465Missed cheese
How do I counter Celeste ultimate besides running away? It does so much fucking damage.
>>557476743e shift
thoughts on eidos difficulty tier list
>KEEP YOUR EYES ON MY BALLS BOYS AND GIRLSDid Valve go too far here?
>>557476926>puts all the characters he plays in hardest to playI'm nooticing
>>557476926I one trick Yamato and I'm shit at the game I think she's pretty retard-proof and I don't understand why she's in the hardest tier
>>557476926How are Mirage and Mina on opposite ends?
i HATE apollo
>>557476926drifter bros...we're retarded...
Why is Reddit like this
>>557477086mirage is pretty tanky and mina is not
>>557476926>mina>hard to playthis nigga dumb
>>557470115no chance shes a virgin lmao
>>557476926Looks decent to me, maybe now people will realize shiv is not a braindead hero
>>557477137go back
>>557477137god I hate white 'people'
>>557477175As an aimlet I think she's hard to play
>>557476926where's kelvin?
>>557476926>everyone says abrams is easy>and then thwy go 0/12 on the bastardHeh...
>>557476926UPDATED
Ivy drawn with a mouse in MSPaint
>>557477137The millionth shipfag making some whiny emotional plea about their headcanon. I couldn't stand to read more than a fucking sentence.
>>557477331bro your mouse sucks if it's doing that stair stepping shit when trying to draw diagonal lines.
>>557457189I have voice turned off.I find almost everything people say or "call" completely useless or redundant noise. The in game pings are way more useful.I can see that it might be different for high ranks, but in my upper mid ranks that's just a fact.
>>557477310>Vindicta>second easiest tiertruly retarded
>>557477310>venator>100s of hours neededhuh?
>>557475437Come to think of, heterosexual furries (non trans) might actually be an endangered species. How the fuck
Can we have an inhouse I've been getting shit on and need to shit on some anons to make me feel better.
my buddy is obsessed with playing lash and he fucking SUCKS
>>557457189whenever i play paige, I need to look up 3d porn of various thicc/nerdy girls like Velma or Mei from OWshame there isn't much paige stuff
>>557477678many such cases
>>557477331I love it anon, it's excellent. Put it up on your fridge
>>557477331ai could never... also ESPEGA!
>>557474608Blacklisted? A member of the tribe? R u kidding me?
>>557477331Cute
>>557474073>Pocket on our team is raging and bitching in voice chat and all chat>losing base>Paige on the other team posts the suicide hotline number>dude explodes into rage amazing
>>557477331are you using a ball mouse?
>>557456954Badass drawing
>>557477114lez get zum choccy meelk
>>557477598DON'T SAY THAT NOOOOOOI HATE THE TRANS I MISS MY BROTHERS
>>557477137I hate emotional fanfic faggots like that so fucking mich
Why is there no pre-match in this game? it would solve the issue of people pausing to laneswap.
https://rentry.co/qcmzh4n2Deadtards?I might have gotten a bit more dramatic with the transformation than it is in game, but I was just trying to extrapolate from what she says and doesIf you're so inclined please do let me know what you think before I get into the actual werewolf sex part. I've both felt like I'm dragging it out too long, and simultaneously not giving certain things enough attention, so I can't hardly trust myself
>>557477598It's not that they are gone, it's rather that their space also got occupied and taken over by trannies. And trannies will always scream over people who are not "special" enough.
>>557477461>>557478037No I'm using an old Logitech mouse from the early early 2000s, maybe 90s.Because I haven't gotten around to buying a new one.>>557477726>>557477878>>557477974Thanks Mates
>>557477310haze is easy but aim characters do not deserve to be in brain off
>>557477137Blah blah, i dont careSilver belongs to venator and celeste can fuck off back to the forest or wherever unicorns come from
>>557478385>open link>see monolith of text>close link
>>55747814290% of shipfags these days
man I am farting up a storm
>>55747841390s mouses WERE ball mouses. optical and laser sensors only came out around 2004 or later. gotta be a stone age relic either way though
>>557478489Fair enough anon, I know this kind of thing isn't to everyone's tastes
>>557478646Paige....
>>557478646mina...
>>557477137Blah blah, Celeste's horsecock belongs to me
>>557478658Oh I thought you meant a trackball mouse.No it's an optical mouse.This one specifically.
>ITANI LO SAHNHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>557478794if its lane phase I cant
helpers? AP5aura? heroicteamfight? yellowtroopers? pushing greenwalker? soloedpillow? fluffedyep, its rem time
>>557478794*counterspells*
>>557477137Why are you browsing reddit?
>>557478794> presses qeNothin personal, kid
>>557478895Ignore him, he spends all day in these threads spamming xitter/reddit screenshots for attention
meleeing barrels is so annoying i think i need an mmo mouse for this game
>>557478794>counterspellyou can use counterspell even after you are hit by his ult negating any and all damage from it. very good counterspell buy because even someone who just learned to parry can't miss the timing due to two counterspell openings.
>>557456954Am I going to regret picking this game up like I did back in the day with HoN?
>>557476926Never heard of this nigga before now hes every where deadlock industry plant
When are they fixing McGinnis? This hero is so terrible it's laughable.The only way to get any value out of this character wether with gun or spirit is having a select few heroes who cannot nuke turret nests with a charge ability, literally dive into the nest and then refuse to use their escape abilities for some reason.
>>557475784I've never been so owned epic style in my life
>>557479031eidos been a top 3 most popular deadlock streamer for like a year, hes only blown up in the sense that now the viewership for this game has tripled
Just introduced the paige e-puppy (bigger elo than me) to my old folks.
>>557478989bind melee to scroll down
>>557479102how'd it go
>>557475784Sodom will burn
>>557478794CURSED 'EM
>use token>dont get apollo>use token again>dont get apollo1 hour wasted and not even getting token progress
I GOT SOMETHIN FOR YA
>>557479023DependsDo you like to pull them fukers in
>>557478794GET EM' MO
>>557473904>Thank G-d there is no heckin interracial!>Also she better be hot I want to fuck black womenleast psychotic reactionary
>>557478794WRANGLE EM
>>557478085Rip dude. Not a furry but cowgirls are cute.>>557478396But that's what i mean. Who is going to die on furry hill fighting trannys?
>>557468130Dude has been trying hard to cope. He was almost falling apart on stream.
Why is Sinclair so weak?
>>557475784Venator and 7 the most likely deadlock characters to execute faggots on sight lmfao
>>557468130>>557479561I heard he was trying to pivot to deadlock, what a leech
Might just not play until Apollo nerf
>>557468130>>557479561He's so down bad he's making Deadlock content nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDT_EX3ABck
>>557479573>weakHe can literally steal anyone's ult and has far less of a cooldown+more speed+more spirit power than most characters by just existing. At high elo I see Sinclair players target Graves for example and basically always have their own tombstone to counter her because he is always going to be faster.
>>557478794STONE FORM
>>557475437Good, kill yourself.>>557477598>heterosexual furriesNo such thing, lusting for animals is inherently queer.
>>557478385it's good but it could be better if it was abusive sex with graves
>>557479669buy any spirit resist
>>557479669>nerfing himthey just buffed him, he's going be like mo and krill just annoying but untouched
>>557479716>AIinto the trash it goes
What if Mo and Krill were goofy 80s gangster rappers that tell you drugs are bad
>>557479652>>557479675Jesus
why do so many of you know who sajam isdamn is this where all of /sfg/ went
>>557479828>momo might have a cigar from time to time but the tunnel rats never take a hit of the devil's lettuce, ain't that right mo?
>>557479949I know his name through Dokibird doing his events and him generally being an everpresent shilled faggot rat leech.
>>557479949deadlock is gamer retirement home uncalso, death to slime rush
this red faggot is overtuned
>>557479949I thought I was in /sfg/ for a sec when I saw that name
>>557480051
>>557468806are we not counting Graves and the ritual as a whole
>>557479949Parries in this game are so trivial how can I not
>>557479962Kek I forgot they were the tunnel rats, that adds to theme very nicely
>>557480051https://youtu.be/plNeLrRarNg?si=FAl1-aRnznTkMgs0
>>557479309/dlg/ told me everyone was bored of him already man...just let me pick him in peace...
Kinda crazy how hard all of chudkind won this patchAn Ixian nationalist who hates h*mans and NotAnderson
>>557480270> least voted hero> most picked heroReally makes you think
graves is not cute enough to be our designated cunny, give us a better character
>>557480298>Abrams and Apollo: White coded, proud of their heritage and their homeland, speak Ixian>Infernus: Black coded, doesn't know his own home, rootless, cannot speak IxianBoutta CHUD OFF!
Sinclair is so bugged that I don't even know what causes half this shit. >Infinite fucking ghouls that never despawn and seemingly don't die
>>557480078apollo is an overpowered faggot nigger and if you play him you should kill yourselfdoubly so if you voted for him (because you lost)
>>557480601No you
>>557479949I dropped Tekken 8 because it sucks. Sajam also sucks as a human being, so hopefully I can avoid him being anywhere near this product. Would rather have Slacks' goofy ass doing goofy shit than Sajam being a milquetoast pasty-white retard that the FGC only latched onto because he wasn't a minority.
anyone that made a smurf remember how long it took for the invite to work? Im gonna teach a friend to play tomorrow and I dont want him to get turbo raped
>>557473850Six seveennnn six seven six sevveennnnn
They should collaborate with Rance and add him and his possesse sword into the game. Then he can rape the fagginess out of pocket and save the game
>>557479949its actually funny how many fighting game refugees play this game
>>557480905>rance>rape a man
>>557475784holy fuck...
>>557480937Is the fighting game scene that grim?
>>557480941pocket is not a ban he's non binary you fucking CHUD
>>557480982pretty much everything besides street fighter sucks ass and street fighter is kind of mind numbingly boring, more meta changes happen in a month of deadlock than 3 years of SF6
Seven would consider being gay a huge waste of potential since you can't procreate which means he hates all gay people when you think about it
time for the hardest decision of my night every night, jack off or queue up again before bed
>>557477310>sinclar>turn people into bunnies for 5s>steal the most annoying fucking ult on their team>winoh btw if you get into trouble you can just press W to get out of jail teleport across the fucking map for free this needs "lebron status"???? even his early lane harass is fucked up
>>557480982tekken went under and the main director of the series (harada) stepped down. crapcum got rid of their street fighter guy (Ono) a few years ago for corporate stooges. fighting games are more or less dead with no new blood.
>>557478794Im maybe autistic but everytime I hear the line I just hear ITALLO LASAGNA! like some edgy Italian-American kid trying to go full power of anime and god on his side.
>>557475504What gun items for Apollo though?
>>557480982yeah nobody is happy with the direction the gameplay has gone in for sf tekken or guilty gear, the fun alternatives in the current generation are ones with playerbases of 500 or less
>>557480982It's OK. SF6 is good but stale.Tekken sunk its own ship with a terrible patch and is still trying to recover from that.Mk is shit as always, everyone buys it, nobody plays it.Strive is OK but the community got completely taken over by trannies publicly fapping to Bridget 24/7 and always attempting to make that your problem.Cotw is very good but nobody plays and also trannies made it haram to talk about in normie spaces because *muh ronaldo"Can't say much about the state of GB or unist
unist is the coolest-looking fg to me but it also looks way too hard and niche
The best fighting game was mortal Kombat deception
They're going to nerf Apollo aren't they?
>>557480982technicly? not really, one could say that this is the most popular fighting games ever been, but the reality of it is that only sf6 has any real playerbase with every other fighting game being DOA.guilty gear strive and tekken 8 have a very small playerbase but not nearly comparable to sf6, every other fighting game that comes out is shovelware.The genre just does not have a wide appeal and it's not fun for any normal person, its learning process is incredibly tedious for the average person and your ego is always at gun point since it's a 1v1. ultimately it's just a spectator genre.
>SF6 is good
>>557481589I wouldnt get too attached, at the very least the bullet res change was pants on head retarded
leaked frame from the upcoming deadlock movie featuring Jack Black as Vindicta and Denzel Washington as Krill. It's going to be a buddy cop movie focusing on Rem and Warden
Why are so many fgc cucks playing this game.Fuck off retards none of you even want to understand macro.
>>557479758It's not 2005 anymore unc, you're free to like things
>>557481648fighting games and dota had decent cross over with my old friends group, it's not unheard of
Is it just me, or is Victor kinda shit now?I can't seem to get farmed up or carry properly on him anymore.
>>557481648Im litcherally eternus lil nigga
>>557481717Eventually you get to an elo where people buy Healbane and Spirit Resilience and Curse, and then Victor stops working. You might be at that elo now.
shoulder charge is just slime rush nerf dat shit frfr
any late nite inhousers?
>After i'm done wit you, i'm gonna use your little body as a fleshlight, Remwhat the fuck did drifter mean by this
Okay but imagine a deadlock fighting gameGet rid of the guns except for a handful
>play hard carries>game is already decided by the time I get my items>spend the late game either dumpstering the enemy team or trying to mag dump into an unkillable frontline
>>557481625I wouldn't mind if they did I run him punch build. It would just mean I get him more often.
>>557481648> anon thinks his genre made for people who couldn't handle full RTS is difficult
I thought Deadlock took place in some "world between worlds" that is an amalgamation of multiple time eras mashed togetherbut it just takes place in New York? that's disappointing
>>557481920that's the genre, lad. if you want fun or something balanced or actually skill-based go play a fighting game or something
>>557481614>one could say that this is the most popular fighting games ever beenit's really not. a lot of people probably see sf6's high playercount on steam and think that means it's doing exceptionally well but most of the playerbase is in japan. even if you ignore all of that the game just has no mainstream pull in the west, sf2 was an absolute phenomenon globally
>>557482043>New York>an amalgamation of multiple time eras mashed togetherwhat's the difference
>>557481648> macroBaby mode variants of RTS games are nothing to be that proud of
Why is his name Seven?
>>557482203Because he ate nine
>>557482151>>557482027how many times do we need to tell you old man? nobody plays "ARE TEE ESS" anymore
>>557481920self expose 3bh
spirit holliday is fun, the barrels are good scrub killersbut if I really want to learn and get better I'll need to learn how to click heads with her right?so gun build is better long term?
>>557482414Yeah, Holliday is very skill-based. You need good movement and good aim.
What kind of music does Maurice listen to?
>>557482414I love headshot holli. Feels like a completely different game
>>557482581sea shanties
>>557482581Death Grips.
>>557482581negro spirituals
Is side air-dashing better to do over dash-jumping unless you have dash-jump items?I see a lot of pros just side air dashing for all their stamina
>>557482818yes, especially when you have stam mastery youll go much faster
>>557482414>>557482553>>557482581don't gaslight the poor anon. gun holliday doesn't exist. but is viable in the same way melee haze is, nothing wrong with off-meta as long as you aren't going 0/20. overall, holliday is a support character
>>557482818They do that not because air dashing is better, but because DIAGONAL air dashing is better. Source engine physics usually mean that diagonal movement is faster than going straight forward/back or to the sides
>>557482581I can see Mo & Krill doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiFo_dXnbTo
>>557482885Gun Holliday has infinite potential entirely dependant on your ability to aim
I finally tried Apollo.He's fun as fuck. I didn't do good, but every kill was satisfying, his 1 is a good cleanup tool, his 2 is a great gapcloser for people low on health from a distance, his 3 both does great damage and has enough time to fiddle between its three uses, and his four is some real flashy fire emblem shit.I don't think I'll ever perform well with him, but I love him.
>>557483020that aim potential shines much brighter through haze, vyper or ultbot venator rather than a meme passive that literally no one ever puts any points in. mcgunnis also has infinite potential and i doubt anyone enjoys playing that
>Drifter that's fucking 4/22/12 is whining about people "stealing his kills"I hate Oversissies so fucking much you wouldn't believe it
>>557483356Holliday has movement that McGinnis doesn't, and if you're going gun build you're putting your points into the ability you claim people don't put points into. Ding dong.
>>557479825
>>557483367Technically you should actually avoid taking drifter's kills if possible because he scales with every pick off kill he gets.Similar to vindicta or grey talon ults.
>play gun hero>build gun>do well>play spirit hero>build spirit>do extremely poorly
>>557483367retard
>>557457189I downloaded the Silver card on Chub for a quick lazy self-indulgent RP session and got so pissed on how many details it missed I shoddily edited it and shoved some shit in their including a mini lore book on deadlock. I barely even play this game as much desu though I do keep up with it.
>>557483367Drifter is the only hero in the game that's literally cucked if you steal his kills
>>557483510purple = high iqorange = low iqgreen = highest iq
>>557481717he's still good
>>557481717>>557481803nah victor is still very good, he still has really high winrates even at high elo.
>>557483367retardbro...
>>557479716I sell art commissions that I make using AI but I go in an edit their imperfections
Who named Victor, if he never met his creator then they couldn't have named him unless they left a little sticky note on his body before leaving
>Laned against a good Vyper and a VenatorThey just don't stop shooting. They just don't. There is no end to the pressure, there is zero breathing room.So annoying.
>apollo is apparently giga broken>43% wrbros?
>>557483762Laning against a good Vyper in itself is annoying pair her with a good m1gger and the lane is cancer.
>>557483774high skill + high pick rate = low win rateother examples>silver>shiv>mina
My contribution to this thread? Posting attractive men.
>>557483762This just happened to me except it was a Paige/Haze duo that gaped and raped my anus the entire game, fucking went 24/2 with her healslut Paige following her around everywhere, fuck Haze the Valve black woman of unoriginality for CODfags, and fuck Paige, literally a character for foids and trannies
Silver and Apollo are so cool dude i love how they dive the entire team, kill two people in the backline and then just get away for free. It`s like they made Yamato again, but twice and also more bullshit
>>557483774He's a high skill ceiling hero. I've fought Apollo's who have literally missed point blank Flawless Advances. Or they hold onto their ult for too long and mag dump them.
>>557483503>>557483556>>557483573>>557483718I accept your concession m1ggots.
>>557483881this, but without a hint of irony
warp stone is the best item in the game and in six months it'll be core on every herot. knower
>>557483984this post is so fucking cute bros
>>557483984>blink dagger is... le good?!
>>557483984t.LoL player
>>557484065except it's not stopped by damageand it gives you as much bullet resist as bullet resilience
>>557483984damn anon is posting from the past!?!
>>557483856Based
>>557483843>shiv>silver>high skillshut the FUNK up
>>557484242sorry you had to find out this way bro...
Is it normal for Seven to be completely useless and do no damage until he hits like 50k or whatever and has infuser+unstop+boundless+whatever? This character is so balls
>>557459115There aren't any male characters to ship him with.
The highest skill hero in the game is Mo and Krill because you have to play around disabling YOURSELF. No other hero requires you to make yourself that vulnerable.
>>557484457You have a grab, it rapes people
>>557484457No... if you're not doing any damage, you're probably missing all of your shots.
>>557484457ye
>>557484242Yes, Shiv is high skill. If wasn't, then I would be able to play as him.
>>557483919me personally? I've seen more apollos than I can count try to ult people that are full hp.I swear most of them havent even read any tooltips.
>>557484629It's ok to do that in some cases as it curses and allows your team some breathing room
>no valentines day eventBros....
>>557484712? the event was playing deadlock with your gf, anon...
>>557484712>he didnt get paid by that egirl bro...
Deadlock needs a puppet character, similar to Meepo except you only get one.Unlocks with your ult and the only penalty for it dying is its respawn time plus a small soul bounty. Instead of directly controlling your clone, it follows you around while controlled by AI. If you want to make it do something else, you command it with an ability go somewhere or do something. Once unlocked, using your ult lets you swap bodies with the clone, gaining their health if its higher or retaining your hold hp if its lower. Enemy team cant tell which clone is real and which one is just a bot.
>>557484712>never got matched with the perfect gaybro to play withnext year maybe
Why did they change Yamato's ult
Nearing 20 hours gametime and I think I've only seen a Yamato once
cheat death is the best item in the game and in six months it'll be core on every herot. grower
>FIVE MINUTES into the match>"Our green walker is under attack"Woah...
>>557484947I see her every game and I have 15hshe's the master yi of this game
>>557484816sounds like REM with a sinclair teleport
>>557484816You want a puppet character? Go pocket support
>>557484816I was thinking of making a puppet hero kit but I think deadlock is just too fast-paced for it to work. I was looking at the custom hero forums and I just came out confused, not sure if its possible in this type of game.
Mina is just Dio if he grew up rich
What character would he play?
Support character who can give you movespeed, cdr, and an ultimate that gives one player unstoppable, thoughts?
do you guys ever rightclick to zoom in?I have not found any use for it
>check game where a viper washed my team>realize I bought weapon shielding instead of weapon resilience>realize they bought spirit resilience and silencerI'm a fucking retard, we got to minute 40 with me on victorI could have just 1v5'd their team and told my team to buy gun items for that snake
>>557485148techies
>>557484629His ult can be used as an initiation tool or an execution imo. If your team is smart enough to set up with the slow then it's worth but generally it's only good as an execution.
>>557485135>no frost powers>no eye lasers >can't use body horror powers to make slavesmina is no dio
>>557484629Reading is for faggots
>>557485165Yes. On Bebop it starts your spool up, and it's generally helpful for last hitting souls in lane on a lot of heroes.
>>557485161no thank you
>>557482581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_E0UVNtJ9Y&list=RDu_E0UVNtJ9Y&start_radio=1
>>557484816I'm wondering if they could make a Phantom Lancer-esque illusion hero work if the illusions were controlled by some rudimentary AI, maybe you could command them to push or spread out when you're trying to confuse the enemy and escape
I main Warden because I believe him to be the chuddiest hero.
Man Venator ult fucking sucks now
>>557485373I'm not sure who wins a chudoff between Warden, Benator, Apollo and Seven
>Get apollo after 6 games>Match is cancelled
>>557483367honestly for a team game like this it's kinda toxic that Drifter gets stacks only from killsI think maybe give him less stacks for direct assists? (dealt damage to target within the last few seconds)
Do (you) ever see a teammate with macro/rotations so bad that it pisses you off
How to turret placement
>>557485357That was my other thought, Phantom Lancer except the illusions are bots. One of your other makes them focus fire on whatever it hits.I would rather have a hero that has some kind of permanent AI summon thats command-able in some way though.
>>557485165Occasionally if I'm trying to finish someone with a sliver of HP across the lane. That's pretty much it.
>>557485135mina doesnt have the charisma for this to be the case
>>557484712>he missed out on the celeste-silver dating simngmi
>>557485551I can understand someone flubbing up macro, but I get pissed when they don't know what pings are or start crying on mic you're not team fighting when you're trying to save the half HP walker on the other side of the map.
What the fuck does it want from me? I've got a positive win rate, I'm consistently top soul, top objective damage, and top 2 hero damage on my team every game and yet I still get a gray down arrow for my skill relative to my rating on Venator
>Deadlock crashed on launch again>Need to restart my PC again
>>557457189I only keep mic settings on in case a girl starts talking then I add her after the game ends otherwise I'd keep it off permanently
>>557485551Only when they ignore ping and continue farming while waves hit walkers for free, slowly weakening them so the enemy can push.
>>557485578A Lone Druidish hero would be pretty fun
I wish the game had fucking TP scrolls for movementlets like me
>>557485651YOU ONLY HAVE 13 GAMES PLAYED
Any new hero teases or bits in the code this time around or has Vakve actually got not pushing that shit to the public build down
>>557485808So? The hero has only been out for a fucking week and it was only the last couple days that you can actually one trick him
>dont get my priority character>teammate does>proceeds to do extremely poorly in lane, feeding the fuck out of drifter>then just afk farms the entire game, never joining fights or pushing objectives even when me and billy win our lane and are trying to help everyone else>literaly entire team leaves the moment billy and I try to do anything>call out the faggot for doing nothing but afk farming all game>crashes out and starts saying he has more souls so he is obviously better at the game>when he actually joins fights we rape>game gets dragged out too long and we lose because this faggot is trying to 1v6 nowKill all trannies
>>557485771The gay muslim is waiting for you anon
>Get Silenced in a 1v1 as Lady Gheist vs Pocket>Check his items>Nothing that causes Silence>None of his abilities cause SilenceHuh??
>>557485841You do not have enough games played on him for it to accuratelt calculate it, play more.
Diagonal dashing feels so fuckin awkward to me I can't do it
Pocket actually seems pretty fun and I like his design but the pronoun bullshit makes me never want to touch him
>>557485880afk farming all game and doing nothing with the souls is the exact same as getting a lane lead and doing nothing with it it's worth 0 if you are doing absolutely nothing with your lead.
Why does Celeste have an uwu accent
>>557486016Boo hoo
>557486016Actual retard
>>557486016I cant even imagine being this cucked, just ignore it, everyone else does anyway
Is Initiate 2 the gay baby jail or is it possible to rank out
>>557486016you are not real
>>557486124>>557486107>>557486074>>557486082Kill yourselves, faggots
>>557486207no you.
>Getting this upset over a fake videogame character
Too lazy to hand it out individually so everyone replying to /v/ engagement bait just come save the img and print it out yourself
>>557485915They'll patch it out eventually
>>557486073Just be glad her accent doesn't slip in 9/10 of her lines like Silver
Apollo must be nerfed
>>557486114no one has ever ranked out of initiate 2, your account is fucked dude...
>triggered by pronouns in 2026
Why did all of my builds disappear?
hey guys when you're down 30K networth, deathball into the enemy guardian when we have jungle camps up, sinners up, and an entire wave blue pushing in
>>557486337I got yoshi to remove all the linepro builds bro
>>557486239>>557486323NTA, would this also apply if they removed the pronoun shit?p.s. don't bother answering you're just disingenuous troon adjacent rats pretending to be le enlightened centrists, at best
>>557486374I don't know what linepro is.
>>557486391I literally do not care. Play the game retard
>>557486408exactly.
>>557485824slork
Why was it never an issue that Puck has dumb non-binary pronouns?
>>557486374I got yoshi to remove lash's "welcome to the big leagues bitch" line because I'm in the big leagues, bitch
g-guys im finally archon 1 am i finally out of pisslow?
>>557486616oh no no no whos gonna tell him
>>557486616The trench never ends faggot
Our lane has 27 deaths across both teams at 14 minutes
Lane janny duty has to be the most cucked thing in Deadlock right now>Install PvP game to PvE>Earn a billion souls, buy everything you want, never get to use them on anything except troopers>Single-handedly defend two walkers at once so enemy team gets item locked lategame and crushed>Your team still complains you never come to fights>Most objective damage, get laughed at for your K/D anyway>>557486616No. I'm hovering Archon 6 to Oracle 2 and still have to lanejanny every game because the 0/6/1 Graves would rather keep throwing herself into the enemy team than push fucking yellow
>>557486510Puck isnt a person it's a dragon so no
>Ctrl + F "Mina">39 matchesShe's the main charactermina general mina game
>>557486760I dont even play mina anymore and I talk about her all the timeI want to have sex with her
>>557486692This is the main reason I picked up Rem, I can outsource the janitor duties to my helpers while I brool.
>>557486510He was created before nonbinary mental illness and pronouns were invented inside the anus of Tumblr then shat out onto the wider public during the summer of Floyd
>>557486657My enemy Mina had 1.4k player damage after 44 minutes
>>557486753Pocket is literally Puck though, it is just a joke. I can't tell if people are seriously brain rotted enough to think that Valve are trying to make some statement about gender identity or if they're just trolling for culture war points.
>buy counter spell >never parryEvery time
>>557485551Yeah, absolutely>Resetting after a teamfight>Enemy creeps pushing our green walker>I zipline over>Seven who respawned 5 seconds after I left base ALSO zips to green walker>I already cleared the wave so he gets no money>Now yellow walker is being pushed>I think "ok Seven's here so I'll let him have this lane">I zipline home>I go to yellow>Seven comes to yellow late againWhat the fuck man go farm somewhere and leave me alone, you aren't even getting any money from this
>>557486510>juvenile (meaning it may not even have a developed sex yet as we understand it) non-human being that lives for eons>is referred to by its name or by "it">release date 2007you're arguing in bad faith, being willfully obtuse, or are retarded to compare the two
>>557486915Like my BKB it is purely decorative
>>557486510Dota predates the arrival of culture war immigrants to this site
>graves>silver>ivyThe "hot shit or not shit" trio
Can next thread not have these two retards complaining about troons?
>>557486929How can it be bad faith to compare them when Pocket is an expy of Puck? The reason he has dumb pronouns is the same reason he has all of Puck's skills
>>557486802>he thinks pronouns were invented by tumblrtumblr was simply one of the first victim sites and even before culture war shit went into hyperdrive in the mid 2010's it was already the home of quirky chungus women squeeing over fanart so the "site culture" hardly changed
it's valentines day and yoshi didn't add SEX yet
>>557486915>Buys Kinetic Dash>Never dashes>Buys counterspell>Never parriesI've seen this shit way too many times and am convinced it's just retards autoqueuing builds
I want my werewife Silver to handcuff me
>>557487023>/v/tard posts bait>gets the entire thread to respond>"hmm i sure hope that the troll who got fed doesnt come back to get fed more XD"
I want my husband Abrams to sit on me.
>>557487023just dont like em that's all
>>557486962>Dota predates the mass arrival of culture warrior ideologues to mainstream gaming, which leads everything to be open to valid scrutiny through such a lens>>557487029>The reason he has dumb pronouns is the same reason he has all of Puck's skillsno it fucking isn't and it never was
>>557487097Coomer shit aside, why does her model have handcuffs anyway? It's not like her lore is similar to Holliday's, she's not looking to make any arrests or anything.
>>557487160She's a bounty hunter, presumably she uses them to hunt bounties
>>557487160she is literally a bounty hunter, are you fucking retarded?
>>557487147Yeah like this beaner here
>>557487208Yeah but she's also a drunk retard who can nonvoluntarily chimp out into wolf form if she gets her blood up so I kind of assume that 99% of her bounties are the DEAD side of "Dead Or Alive"
>>557487147>no it fucking isn't and it never wasnta but yes it is, people think it has to do with gender politics or some shit but in reality it's just ice frog finding it funny to give they/them pronouns to the character that's inheriting the skillset of the they/them puck. pock/puck are just two faces of the same coin.
I don't like pocket because his ult is annoying as fuck to deal with and I'm always a healer when one's in my game
>his
>>557487250Nice to have the option for the 1 in 100 encounter that chooses to do things the easy way
>hit ascendant>teammates communicate more>games actually feel fun instead of 30-40 minutes of people autistic pinging>no tranniesFeels good nigga
>>557487284Pocket is not a real person therefore I do not give a fuck
557487252these fucking retarded niggers are literally just making shit up completely and utterly to ragebait now
so graves and holliday are gonna have sesbian lex according to their ingame interaction right?
>>557487053I mean I bought it with purpose I just never think to actually fucking use it
>>557487097being forced to impregnate Silver while cuffed
What are the rules for the Patron going invulnerable when trying to end the game?
>>557487272nigger you are literally the role designed to counter pocket, buy divine barrier you donut
>>557487447If 2 allied heroes are within the Patrons zone it goes invulnerable
>>5574874471 defender in the pit = 50% DR2 defenders = complete immunitydefenders have to be in the pit for at least 2 seconds to count
>>5574874472 or more people in the pit
>>557486457Is Linepro a streamer? Why do you expect me to know a specific streamer?
>>557487537>she doesnt know about lineproalright lil gup, isnt it past your bedtime
new thread when bloody benchods
What kind of character would be a good representative of chinatown
>>557487582It's not even midday. I'm beginning to think that this is just a term you made up just now for trolling me.
>>557487608Opium merchant alchemist Aka Warden but actually good instead of being a retarded Bobby
>>557487608just Jackie Chan
>>557486245>DURR I was just pretending to be retarded
>>557487604it's actually 'behenchod'
>>557487608give apollo a skin that a bruce lee knockoff and his flawless advance can be like fei longs rekkas
>>557487604>Page 6
>>557487130Get in line
>>557485694>need to end a sentence with again again
>>557487854That's my line, buddy.
How do you add a Chinese character WITHOUT>Ching chong chinatown>Wing wong kung fu>Le ebin mythical monkey guy>Dude opium lmao remember the opium wars>It's a chink girl with hair buns and she uses FIREWORKS>Commie shitIs it even possible?
>>557487896Chinks destroyed most of their culture in the Cultural Revolution so it's a culturally bankrupt country with barely anything else to make a character off of
>>557487896I mean our japanese rep is a yakuza boss that speaks broken engrish
>>557487896>He doesn't know that Sun Wukong is already in the game
>>557487896Monkey guy with stick but it's a NYC beat cop and his stick is a police baton.Nothing magical or mythical about him at all, he's like Mo, just a sentient animal guy in a police uniformFrontline facesmasher who beats people with his stick. Something like a cross between Billy and Abrams that answers the question of "what if a permanently pissed-off New York metro cop actually was a gorilla"All his voice lines are chimp screams but everyone else interacts with him like he's talking normally
>>557487608maybe a martial artist guy with buckteeth and a big wide rice farmer hat who uses nunchucks and has an ult that plays the oriental riff (but he's black)
>>557487896Shiv exist
>>557488071his wish for the patrons? no more fare dodgers on the subway (it will nuke half of NY's nigger population but its a price that must be paid)
When is this game going to eventually become mainstream? Like the next big thing?
>>557488114shiv is an honorary nipponjin
>>557488132it's already dying due to balance issues there's no saving it from this
>>557487608Femboy spy
>>557487896Hot half-dragon lady. Easy.
>>557487896A talking Chinese bull that runs a china shop
>China china china China china>Mfw there's no Frenchman in DeadlockThey should add Spy and change nothing. Instakill on melee from behind but he gets 125 health.
>>557487896A giant shrimp that fries rice, uses a wok as a weapon
>>557472202yeah they really need to add demoman tf2 to the game
>>557488373Tf2troons are pathetic
>>557488373>>557488386kill yourselfs tf2tranny fuck off back to tf2groon
>>557487896We need a Taoist cultivator character
>>557487896JIANGSHI KINO
>>557488313>chinese>katana
>You can make references to Overwatch/Marvel Rivals/Valorant/Dota2/LoL/Smite but you must never ever ever ever mention TF2 or someone will instantly freak out and call you a troonIt's the other hero shooter made by the same devs, I don't get the taboo
>>557487896
>>557488574because tf2 trannys have been shitting up our threads since the very beginning due to their extreme mental illness
>pro players think that keeping track of buff timers and mid boss spawns is just "tedious information keeping"is that true?if they put ingame timer reminders for that, would it not have any effect on actual skill required to win games?
>>557488608>Only mention of TF2 is at the end of the thread talking about "what if X was in Deadlock">This is "shitting up our threads"I think the mentally ill poster is (you)
They need to add a regular hero draft pick mode already, I just want to play the same character over and over like I do in every other MOBA rather than rolling a dice every match.
>>557488717>I havent actually been browing these threads for any amount of time but the only time Ive seen X mentioned it was completely benign, this must be the way it always isdo you have double digit iq perchance?
>>557488676>celeste jumping on abrams cock
if you have browsed this thread long enough to notice patterns it's time to shut down your computer and go outside
>>557488809I accept your concession
>>557488386Reminder that we're still missing a Demoman/Junkrat/Squirrel Girl archetype>Projectile M1, indirect fire, explosive>Area damage-oriented kitIt's kind of surprising we still only have direct fire M1's
>still goingkill yourself tf2 tranny
>>557488902Also no Soldier
>>557488902Idk how it would work in a game with this much mobility. All 3 of them are chokepoint spammers and there are no chokepoints worth spamming in deadlock unless you overtune the explosion radius on the m1 grenade to something ridiculous
>Page 8Either make a new thread or give me something for the pain and let me die.
Posting a homoerotic picture of a male character as the thread draws to a close.
>>557489176>I LOVE new threads but I would never ever ever ever make one myself
HOW DO YOU GO 1/15 AND 2/12?!?!?!?!I LITERALLY HAVE 400 HOURS IN THIS GAME AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER PLAYED A MATCH THAT BAD EXCEPT WHEN IT WAS LIKE MY FIRST 5 MATCHES IN THE GAMEHOW CAN YOU BE SO UNREDEEMABLY SHIT AT SUCH A HIGH RANKHOW CAN A MULTI BILLION COMPANY NOT IMPLEMENT A FUCKING PROPER BASIC MATCHMAKING WHY IS IT THOWING NEWFAGGOTS INTO ORACLE AND PHANTOM HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!
>blud is crashing out over an oracle game I cant even
>>557487896>how would you design character from foreign country without any identifying traits from foreign countryuuuuuhh I wouldnt?
I hate them.
>They buffed Apollo
I think there are more Vietnamese and other SEAmonkey types in Chinatowns today than there are actual chinks. This seems true for US east coast at least
tf2KINGS rule this general
>>557489539yeah but DL is set in the 50s or something so it would be chinese
>>557489339sometimes i might be 0 6 after lane but it's usually due to partner being low iq with bad lane matchupbut yeah even if i lose lane and still usually worst are 0 6 12 something or 4 8 10oracle btw
>>557489583the only good thing about tf2 is the heavy and medic ship
I suspect there are no grenade or rocket heroes because they wouldn't be able to cs in the laning phase
>>557489096What if they were heatseeking...
>>557489665Two years too late but yeah we knew that
>>557489665Celeste can and her gun is one minus the explosions
>Pinging the carry on the enemy team>Team should be nearby to help me take care of him>They all fuck off away from meEvery. Fucking. Time. Being dps is suffering
>>557489665I would settle for something similar to Silver or Venator: you can turn your gun into a Rocket Launcher for a few shots.
>>557489924Seems like it wouldn't be a big deal to have a skill or even just an alt-fire
when is gun bebop making a glorious retvrn?
>>557490046already viablereportedand counter-reported in advance
>>557489897
>>557489924There was rutger in the files forever, but who knows if we will ever get him.He basically had a grenade launcher and bomb jump with it built into him.
What is McGinnis weakness?She can't lose lane and she has the best gun in the game.
More like GAY talon
>>557490271>What is McGinnis weakness?You have to play as McGinnis
Gents hereThis is gonna be the last /dlg/ ever
>>557488450How about a cultivator angry that now that the world has gone occult people have achieved more in such a quicker fashion than he has in decades of cultivating and his wish is to make them all normal again so he can just go back to cultivating
>>557490210>implying the browns on your team can understand fluent English
>use my token>the game ends in 10 minutes because all enemies left
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>>557477310>Victor>100s of hours needed mechanicallythe fuck? If you didn't have the word mechanically there you could maybe make the argument that he requires an understanding of macro / a solid grasp on what the enemy team has, but his mechanics are literally stand next to an enemy while smelling like shit and die
>>557488354Kino. Make it happen vovlo.
>dynamo's voice actor is john patrick lowriewhat the FUCK he sounds completely different to tf2 sniper/male citizenhow does he do it
>>557488637Mid respawn timer was just a pure knowledge check, you have perfect info on when it dies.It's skill but not very meaningful.You still have to manually track sinners, boxes, camp respawns (and should always have to imo).
>>557485887was a Celeste nearby?
>>557472472Insane how the least voted character is the most fun.
