My Chud Son Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/#post-205106>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Deadlock Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557456954
current pro player difficulty tier listthoughts? i think drifter is a little low since he need killsalso mina being that high is oddsource: eido
Sex with Venator
Despite having 2 feeders on our team, we still won.
>>557490653I've got like 150 hours played and maining Silver and Yamato with an over 50% winrateam I just a natural god at this game?
Reposting for more feedback before I actually get into the werewolf porn part of this werewolf pornhttps://rentry.co/qcmzh4n2I'd like to know if there was anything too overdramatic or anything you liked or didn't like or any shit like thatGod bless
>>557490653Eido is literally retarded
>>557490653>pro playerdeadlock's current "pro" scene is roughly as authentic as the overwatch league
>>557490707>graves without any stamina itemslmao
>>557490698Based
>>557490653>reposting my engagement baityou are literally stealing my (You)s
>>557490707braindead character dying 22 times in 40 minutes and STILL doing 40k damage
>>557490653>pro playerThere aren't any professionals, there are good players and top players but there aren't professionals. Please stop calling them professionals, their egos are inflated enough, we need not mollycoddle the grown men taking videogames far too seriously lest they think it's acceptable
>love Silver>don't want to play her>love seeing her on my team>hate seeing her on enemy teamWhat kind of deranged abnormal waifufag have I become
how do I summon apollo so I can lose my virginity
>>557490859+10 izzat for me, saar
>>557490912I love Silver on the enemy team, she's free farm. In my team? Not so much, absolute shit lane partner
>>557490653Lebron status is not needed for DoormanMy seeker lobby told me you just press 4 and win lane for free
>>557490707I'm really enjoying Rem. Pillow maxing is the way.
>>557490912I love her but she just kinda sucks. The moment you get your ULT feels so good and its all downhill from there.
I haven't decided if it's a good or bad sign for the game's longevity when most of the day's posts are ritual coomer niggers or bait the very second a patch gets a bit settled
>>557490653>Billy>High skill ceiling???????????
>pro player
trvke: apollo is more busted than celeste but nobody will admit it yetwhy the fuck did yoshi BUFF him
Thoughts saars?
Oh, this is so much fancier than the toothbrush-mattress spring combo I used to stick Molly Molenzo back on Long Island.
>>557491092metro is a benchod
>>557490772the pro scene is already 4 years old
parrying everyone's AOE spirit nukes in brool as apollo is some of the most fun I have had in this game. bonus points if you stun them out of ult
>>557491049As long as people still talk about the game I don't care.
Where do I find the character portraits in the game files? The ones from the in-game character tabs, where they appear beaten up or smug.
>knock down every one of seven's attempt at ulting as paige>i love this game
>>557491307they're at lemonparty.com
>>557491049Just don't reply to the bait? /v/tards will fuck off to whatever new big gets their ADHD culture war brain seething.
>>557491049It could be much worse, there are multiple generals on this board where its just a schizo talking to himself for 800 posts straight
Where does deadlock fanart get archived
>>557491092Biased towards movement
>>557491404
Apollo and Celeste are both broke pieces of shit.
>>557491362I love when the enemy you're constantly cc'ing complains in all chat about you cc'ing them, but they never buy counter items to your cc'ing
>>557491362playing seven is torture>ult and do no damagethe solution:>build boundless?and you have no survivability>build infuser?get sniped by CC>build unstop?ah finally you can- oh they just went behind cover. tough luck, champ!
>>557491502Just build big balls and push
Who would be the more suitable valve collab character >Gordon Freeman>Any of the mercs>Chell>Any l4d1 or l4d2 survivor>SAS from counter strike
>>557491530>they walk out of your balls after taking a tickle>they run you down because seven can't duel and has no escape tools
I wish Apollo's ult did pure damage if under 50% health or something. The amount of times spell breaker says no makes it extremely lame to use.
>>557491541I think any collab stuff should just be skins/jungle enemies
>>557491541Hunter skin for Drifter is the only collab shit i'd be down for.
>>557491606That means your balls aren't big enough and won't slow them down enough.
>>557491626his ult can go through walls and hit multiple targets, fuck you it's good enough as it is, nigger.
>>557491682What? It sucks
>>557491606>has no escape toolsyour 2 with a ball build is a massive area denial toolseven's speed scales with spirit, the only other character in the game as fast is rem in the tunnels
>Enemy Venator solo running the urn while he's on a quarter HP>Thank him for running it for us after I turn it in>Him and his buddy start giving me shit for bullying new players when I clearly have been playing the game for ages>I started playing like a week ago>Check their profiles>I have five more hours in the gameI don't think I've ever actually been accused of this by somebody that had notably less time in a game than me.
>>557491541Project moonThe director is a well known valve fan actually, so its not impossible. And both are urban fantasy esque settings.
>>557491702You clearly haven't built spirit Apollo, because his 4 early can erase an entire team if it lands. And I'm talking 20- minutes. That added with his 1 being annoying as fuck to play against and his parry being able to work on gunfire is absolutely retarded.
>>557491702>>557491626>the character that even noobs are getting 100k player damage on is actually bad and needs buffs
>>557491702a big AOE that timestops and nukes and curses and makes him invincible for a couple seconds isn't good enough for you?
All women except for the drug addict hiv whore viper lusts for Ixian penis
>Never really cared for movement too much>Avoided shifty heroes from Doto to Rivals and everything in between.>Decided to try out Apollo on a whim>Be a pain in the ass just zipping through everyone>Felt like my 3rd eye opened as I discovered a new dimension of funBros. I finally understand!
they need to change silver's personality before release date. right now she just feels like a watered down vyper meant to appeal to redditors with mommy fetishes
Apollo feels strong but fairEverything he does is very telegraphed with distinct visual and audio cues that give you time to react
Who canonically has a fat hog?
>wake up>call in sick>play deadlock all day>listen to old ukfim feeling young again
>>557492209Literally Krill, he rides one
>WOAHHH woah there silver we can't be letting you do a little too much damage or heal a bit too much we're gonna need to nerf you a bit 1 hour after release>Celeste? Apollo? Ummm well they were last so they can be broken a bit as a treat
>>557492209Krill
>>557492209Venator based on his running animation
>>557492209Me. Mina (my girlfriend) is a big fan of it. She thought she wanted to be Viscount more than anything in this world, but then she realized she wanted to suck the precum from the tip of my thick white chode even more.
>>557491992apollo just doesn't click for mei get CCd and killed on the spot like some fly
>>557491803This fandom is a fucking prison.
>>557490210If the bots on my team can't recognize the threat is alone after I've pinged him 2 times what makes you think they're going to listen if I say anything on mic
>>557492517If you have a cute voice you'll make a more convincing case
>>557492209Venator, Abrams and Mirage. I have firsthand experience.
>>557492517Because "I see Shiv" is a lot less descriptive than "Shiv is alone in our jungle, Mo come help me break his legs"
I have never seen a Vindicta that doesn't turbofeed.Do you just become retarded when you roll her?
>>557491092Lash should be B,He is annoying but late he just turns into a 4 bot.Same goes for Sinclair.Infernus, and Wraith are both just mid-Gun carry splitpushers, they really are just mid or C at best.
Haze is Missing
>>557492710her gun feels like shit to use, a slow moving floating target isn't actually hard to hit or evasive, and she got her main source of scaling gutted
what made people stop picking kevin
his generic name
>>557491024Lebron status is needed to get regular clips army moments (like walker carts through doors) but that ends up being less impactful than just playing echo shard cart and flinging bell nukes (which requires only two braincells).
I like it.
Characters for this feel?
>>557492939No one like that in Deadlock
>>557491502that's why you only take fights that matter and just farm / splitpush until your Seven is way too fat. I'm guessing Seven is the best farmer in the game, so if you play smart, he's pretty much a guaranteed win. Over 42 games total games pic related build blessed me with 31 wins with the mindset (given that i skip some items like fleefoot, infuser and crippling headshot, and how i rush mercurial magnum into leech after getting escalating exposure initially).
>>557492939really?
https://x.com/i/status/2022748670089666601How does the rem not parry that obvious heavy melee near the end? Isn't this shit eternus lobbies
>>557492939Lash
>>557492939Paige
>>557490912I love Silver and I love playing her, she's fun
>>557492939Viscous
>>557493154I want to try playing her but I only know how to play Ivy and I'm scared I'll fuck up
>>557493214>implying you never fuck up on Ivy
>>557491803The only thing I would add from PM to Deadlock would be a character like Carmen, a kooky goody two shoes messiah people follow with religious fervor for some odd reason.
I'm glad you guys hate tf2fags as much as I do.
>>557493251there's no right way to play ivy she's the gameplay equivalent of white noise
I finally lost a game as apollo was at like a 7 game winstreak on him. Graves really fucks with you the auto aim and if she holds root it cancels your ult
>>557493154>>557493214currently most fun hero for me, I hope they don't nerf her too hard
expedition 33 collab when
>>557493062>watching a trannytuber play video gamesyour father is disappointed in you
>>557493360??????? are those bots?? why is the doorman not even bothering to try and do anythingwhy is he just standing there
>>557492939dude.......... abramswhat is it with this threead quality going bad now? like dude abrams is literally right therethe update + v threads ruined it
>>557493251Yeah but on Ivy I know well when I've fucked up by now so I can recognize when to spam the sorry voice pingThe only thing worse than fucking up is not knowing how you could have done better
>>557493062>that barely audible "w-we can do mid" autistic whisper when forced to interact with real humans on voice chat
>>557493454Acceptance. There is nothing you can do in that situation but let the silver 1v5 your entire team. If you try and run she simply 1v4s your entire team.
>>557493458Abrams is blue you fucking idiot
>>557493504me in text chat>NIGGER>NIGGER NIGGER>NIG>N>TRANNYTRANNYTRANY>FAAAGGGOOOOTme in voice chat>g-guys please don't bully me uwu
>>557493454to be fair i am kinda low elo thats probably an emissary lobby, still only 80 hours in this gameidk what my peak will be
>>557493552how about use a fucking carthow about use an ultdodge??? ANYTHING?!?!?!?
>>557492939either viscous or maybe rem depending on what you're going for>>557493458retarded seeker post
>>557493661they were probably on cd
>>557493504>barely audibleI've noticed a lot of that actually, mics in this game are very inconsistent and there are no noise canceling settings or anything so a lot of the time I can't hear people even during laning, much less teamfights
Oh. I guess Silver just aint for me.
>>557493504I think they're trying to sound extra feminine there
>>557493810not a single nigga on that team bought a healbane god damn
>>557491847>>557491916>>557491937I trust you guys, I guess I'll never understand burstnigga characters then. I want to like him but I'm just absolutely terrible at playing him and I don't understand why. I wish I could play him more but prio tokens are limited.
Can someone explain this?
>>557493798I'm a silver main through and through and love my werewolf queen if you want advice I can help.
>>557494045damn mirage is being shipped with every other dude in the cast
>>557494103how to lane with her?
>>557494223Have a Rem with you who does everything for you
>>557494223NTA but same way you lane with anyone else? her gun is really fuckin powerful now with like 40m damage dropoff range, you can both secure cs with it and harass, it fuckin hurts, and don't forget your 1 reloads and takes like 1 second to hit all 3 shots on someone chunking them
>>557494223Play like a scared bitch until you have ult and HIT YOUR SLAM FIRE on the enemies it does a deceptive amount of damage. If they push in the guardian you can boot kick and shove them into it, then bola so the cauldron nigga roasts them into oblivion. Always take the side camp, your main objective in lane is to survive, secure safe kills IF YOU CAN and get your 6 as fast as possible. Once you have your six it's Boot Kick into Slam Fire, Bola can go before or after depending on the situation. Melees are essential to securing the burst needed for werewolf so learn to juke parries. Once you're wolf don't be afraid to dive low health enemies in tower and remember that your 1 heals on any enemy, if you're retreating and low chow down on a heal creep before the ult ends and you'll be basically at full health once you transform back.
>>557493661He's zigzagging trying to delay until he can press something clearly
>>557494223DO NOT TREAT HER LIKE A M1 HEROIMO in reality she's more of a melee hero like billy. Also like other anons said, play like a bitch until you have ult. The moment you have ult is your biggest powerspike in the game (you fall off hard by late game)
>>557494045mirage having a sexual emergency
>>557494549>you fall off hard by late gameI honestly think she can scale solidly as long as you have good target prio and awareness in ult team fights.
>>557494549>>557494609she scales fine? much better than earlygame peak shit like apollo or mina only thing I'm scared of is the inevitable nerfs, she's too strong right now, they'll probably nerf human's base stats
>>557494281rem or paige to carry silver's lane yeah, kinda why true supports shouldnt exist because it makes certain characters unbeatable
either I'm too dumb for bebop or builds I use are ass
>>557494670>she's too strong right nowIs she? She feels relatively balanced>inb4 biasedI played her when she was total dogshit too
Arctic Blast on Doorman is an excellent way to make sure cart lands after Hotel now that Yoshi fucked it up.Cant gaurantee cart timing anymore because it doesnt hit when it should and they still havent fixed the bug where they come out at the wrong location
>>557494609>>557494670My argument is that any of kind counterbuy turns her into a minion. Bullet resist? CC? Movement items (Warpstone?) By lategame the enemy will have some of this and its cock and ball torture.All of those hurt her hard. And she's fairly limited in build variety since her slots are locked in for core items.
>>557494723posts the builds you use then
>>557494731desu it might be, but its bordering on too strong imo the damage dropoff shit + hp buff made her laning actually good now, people that can hit the shotgun consistently win lane now just by harassing with it maybe something small like -50 base form hp revert that, or a little bit less range on the shotgun, idk, but they should give it a week or two for more data regardless
https://steamcommunity.com/id/dispothek/I would greatly appreciate if someone invited me into the playtest
>>557494686>true supports shouldnt exist because it makes certain characters unbeatablemfw I'm laning with Rem
Tips for early lane as viktor? Also, how do you play against silver ever game she gets fed no matter the side is there a chance she's getting nerfed next patch?
>>557490653Every single thought about Sinclair via 'influencers' has to be ragebait. Truly.
>>557494876Sent you a friend request
>>557494928see>>557494885>>557494686>>557494281
today I learned Mina, the only character I want to play, falls off to complete irrelevancy in late game, making her useless/bad in low-elo going by typical moba patterns, because low-elo in virtually all mobas = chronic inability for teams to meaningfully and concisively close out games
>>557494928>Tips for early lane as viktor?Get healing boosterGet pain batteryGet two charges on jumpstart Walk em down every time you have jumpstartGet ultStart playing risky to get every bit of damage you canDieCome backSecure kills.
>>557495035cope post
>>557495035>the infinitely scaling aoe silence massive damage ultimate is useless late gameok bye
>>557495035if youre losing with mina in low elo you need to get shot in the head
>>557495035its okay nobody actually builds slowing hex
>>557490560I think apollo is the most annoying, and unbalanced character I've ever had the misfortune of playing against holy fuck. I want to legit give league a try at this point since it seems less miserable than this shit. I mean what the fuck has this update cycle been? Just a rollercoaster of bullshit where someone needs buffs, nerfs, or just straight up killed (apollo) because what the fuck man. Do they actually test shit or do they just release it and fucking scramble? CELESTE WAS BREAKING SHIT WITH HER FUCKING ULT!!!!!!!
I missed the end of last thread but I thought about it a little and a Demoman or Junkrat type M1 character would ONLY work if their M1 detonated on impact(not just on players but also on terrain). There's no other way, if the grenades with travle time also had a timed fuse and rolled around before exploding, you would need the enemy team to be paraplegics to hit any of them while 12/12 players in the lobby have Stamina Mastery and are gliding around the rooftops
>>557495035I laned against a mina and vindicta and I honestly felt the closest sensation to suicidal ideation I've ever felt once.
>>557495212nigga apollo is useless past 15min
while I think apollo sucks lategame, I fucking despise laning against the fag
I find myself already gravitating towards more supportive characters because I don't trust myself to play heroes that are expected to shit out damage. Any tips before I try them? For reference I only have data on Dynamo, Graves, Holliday, Ivy, McGinnis, Paige, Rem, Silver, and Vyper.
Someone explain to me how/why the absolute fuck I have to win 6-8 games in a row to rank up from phantom V but my other account that I use to learn new heroes and play with friends new to the game is at the same rank and instantly ranks up on every win despite barely using it.
>>557495258Play Street BroolGet some confidence retard
>>557495258Unconvenient trvke for (You): support heroes in Deadlock can shit out damage perfectly fine while still being supportive
The first time I played against an Apollo he had a pocket with him and they both hardfocused me the entire duration of the match
>>557495253Apollo can get greater expansion and poke from long ranges, he isn't useless
>>557495293Go on the official discord and tell Yoshi he's a nigger, he's the one who compulsively fucks with ranks mmr and matchmaking every two weeks
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>>557495212Apollo is still not even that good you just got raped cause your team fed him or didnt build any counters (curse/silence/magic resist)
>>557495293>my other account that I use to learn new heroesKill yourself!
>>557495296Street brawl is literal horseshit
>>557495395it's right there
>>557495293they use glicko 2 mmr system I believe, so if you can learn how that works there you goit's not based on MMR # either it's on mmr % curved so you can rank up even losing if more peo
>>557495395If you want out that badly do the honorable thing and disconnect so everyone else can leave in peace
>>557495395Absolutely fucking not, retards would beg to surrender if they fucking lose lane, and nothing feels more satisfying than somehow winning despite the odds being heavily stacked against you
>>557495407You have no valid opinion other than throwing cope at something and then going with the crowd when it gets nerfed or buffed.
>>557495293>smurfKill yourself tranny
>>557495341Then how do I ensure that happens?
>>557495478>get low prio in less than 3 abandons over 2 weeksnot feasible with how punishing it isevery single game, even the worst of stomps, are 30 minutesif stomps could end in 15 mins like dota 2 or league with surrender the game would be so much more tolerable
>>557495374>Dota 2 has probably the best balanced comp MMR system ever made>Deadlock is absolute hot assI don't get it, did Icefrog get hit in the head?
>>557494316>>557494549i dont know to play melee heroes i just guess she isnt for me
this is not dota supports are not a clearly defined role, there's no position 1-5 (or 1-6 in this case)everyone can build as a support since support refers to utility itemsthere's no cancer consumables like wards, smoke or drumsif you can't contribute late game, early game and mid game effectively it's not a character issue it's a skill issue
>>557495554>and nothing feels more satisfying than somehow winning despite the odds being heavily stacked against youthis never happens 30k soul deficit = ggsmaller than that and its achievable game has less comeback potential than dota
I am going to feed while I learn to play new characters and you're going to seethe
>>557495594Play Billy, he's basically the melee tutorial hero
>>557495478>>557495551except this puts you in low prio
>>557495662Good, fuck yourselfPlay the god damn game or don't
Who's worse, Russian players or Turkish players
>>557495608Completely a mentality issue IMO. You have already mentally given up, and at that point the enemy could be drooling retards and you still wouldn't bother to punish them.
>>557495606actual braindead post
>>557494549She's a mid range character
>>557495608>this never happens>30k soul deficit = ggI have come back from 50k deficits, you are just a doomer and should go back to league
You should get some kinda bonus rewards or goodies or some shit for finishing a game when one of your teammates quits out, the suffering is not worth the loss
>>557495741whag are some ramp, aggro, control, combo otk and mill characters
>>557495571Build the right items and actually land your abilitiesPaige with full support build can still dish out good assfuckingRem's pillow is full of bricksDynamo S2 buff lets you be a budget M1gger while still healing
>>557495676>Riot makes their own deadlock copy>it has a surrender button>it becomes popular and prospers>get game of the year all year>200 years later it becomes the first e-sport to be played on mars>deadlock dies in the dirtyou did this
>abusing silver>she gets buffed>abusing silver even more>80% winratelmaooooo. This hero is so fucking broken and they buffed. Thanks for the free elo yoshi
>>557492939
>>557495804ok smart guy what about 100k soul diffcome back from that? regularly happens whenever there's 2-3 turbo feeders on the teammaybe they should unlock forfeit for 100k+ soul difference
>>557495662Then clear jungle and janny side lanes until you have farmed your way back into the match faggot>B-but I went 0/3 in lane it's OVER let me out let me out NOWLearn to make yourself easy to carry or go back to LoL
>>557495923god I wish paige would assfuck me...
>>557495563yeah IM the one coping not the person blaming the game for getting pooped on by a bottom 3 characterjust look at the stats buddy
>>557495948Didn't ask don't careRiot can do whatever the fuck they want, they lost my interest a decade or more ago after they killed all my heroes
>>557495987If someone has had a comeback from 100k souls behind are you going to shit yourself and posit a "what if you were 200k behind huhh??" theoretical? What a slimy little faggot you are. Go play against bots
>>557495956>pillow only broken thing on rem>playing him for his utility cause speeding around jungle getting every sinner sacrifice is fun>most Rem games go to 50min and my pillow build is unlocked by then>buffed pillowalso free elo
>>557495678Russians but it's really a Hitler vs Stalin kind of matchup.
>>557495956why do you want free elo? the game gets progressively less fun the higher in elo you go, more cringe sweats, reason why I don't like how norms and ranked are combined in this game, I can't even play solo without ranking up inviting cancer upon my games, so I only play with friends
>>557495903What
>>557495948Riot can't even make a fighting game without fucking everything up. League was a fluke. Valorant was developed by the Chinese.
>>557496137He's trolling by using card game terms to be intentionally obtuse. Call him a faggot, it's the right thing to do
>>557495647i will never play billy
>>557496078>If someone has had a comeback from 100k souls behindyou can't find this because it hasn't happened, with enough items teamfights are just a pure steamroll, and you can't play picks because if you find someone unless u have mo and krill, they will survive long enough when ahead even 1v5 for their team to come in and wipe your assits a far cry from something like league where an adc even if they're 50/0 is an easy pick if isolated, similar with pos1s in dota, just can't happen in deadlock, the items stats are too powerful
>>557496142Valorant also released during COVID when normies were locked upThe entire vidya industry took off at the time
>>557495987>>557495804after 40min souls stop mattering as much it's just a team fight win but it still matters. if ppl get cocky or get caught roaming it doesn't matter if they're 50k solo souls if they get ganked by 5 ppl. having a soul lead does matter though it definitely makes things easier. i like this game and it's probably why dotards love dota 2 is that nothing secures a win, only very highly influences your chance of success. if your team starts playing like idiots 40min in after doing their lanes really really well and mid-game team fights they start losing team fights yeah they lose.
>>557496095But Stalin is Based
>>557496108Just q up and do whatever you want
>>557495678Russians are worseTurks are often just dogshit at the game, but they can somewhat banter when you get one that has consciousness (rare spawn)Russians are either dogshit or infested with cheats and will act like emotionless robots
>>557496240(You) can lose while ahead in souls too. Maybe quitting should always be an option and anytime one guy wants to quit everyone should be sent back to the lobby
>>557491128https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/viper_upgrade_power2_02.mp3
>get Apollo>entire team is feedingwow this guy really is not fun at fucking all if youre behind
why do russians like saying "i fuck your mom" so much?
>>557496424He's a niggerstomper character who gets used as snuffbait if the enemy team is ahead>Hey you know that mobility shooter game we have>Lets release a character that has a ton of standing still
>>557491128>>557496402Its insane how much Vyper even with a shitty alpha model and rather plain gameplay is one of the most beloved characters in the game thanks to her voice acting alone.
>>557496137dont worry about it
>>557496402i adore how the official translation localized the shitsurei joke
What if we had real boys who looked like Apollo IRL?
>>557496424Did you use your prio token? If so, apparently using it completely fucks the matchmaking
>>557496504can you guys post more fun deadlock art i love stupid pics like this
snorelock
deadcock
>>557496541Post the Graves interaction
>>557496541>anime.gif
I can't believe Lash gets to go home to this every night...
>>557495948>riot>making anything successfulStop crying and finish the match you little bitch or enjoy your low priority queue with your fellow subhumans
>>557495604
>>557496650That's not Bebop.
>>557496610at least i got my pillow
>>557496267Yeah most "comeback stories" really are just:>The game went on long enough that even the behind team has complete builds>The ahead team get cocky, fuck up in some way, which makes them lose their momentum
i NEED the progression update i NEED the battle pass update i need to grind that shit in deadlock NOWWWW YOSHI HURRY
I am hereby demanding Valve add segregated queues for the following groups:>Slavs>Trannies>Women>Jeets>SpicsThis is non-negotiable. They have twenty four hours or else I will leave a negative review on every Valve game I own (all of them)
>holliday is such an unpopular hero I can get matches as her with minimal queue timefeels good to be a hollichad
>>557496541what if we had /dlg/ Anons who were AGP and wanted to pretend they look like Marin and give guys jerk off instruction and make them cum
>>557496085yeah the balance team is going off of r*ddit tier opinions for their balancing>>557496108because I like it anon... It's a game
>>557496810I'm friends with a good Holliday and he's quite good at her. But she does get shafted if the team isn't playing around her.
>>557496819>what ifAnon... I-
>>557496610Shh... just go to sleep.
>>557496795i don't mind that desu. the alternative is like league where you need to spend the first 15 min not fucking up or the game is already over and you either have to convince your team to surrender or endure losing.let me fuck up at the start of the game and then i serious at the end.
>>557496880>gets shafted if the team isn't playing around [insert pick hero name[yeah anon that's the whole point of the hero
>>557495293Does it not occur to you that the game is detecting you are a smurf?
>>557496819....
>>557496890Anon... Are you...?Do you maybe want to...
>>557496962That's so fucking dumb.The whole point is to practice new heroes without sweats.Guess I'll just make a new account again.
>>557496918When people don't FF league has way more comeback potential than DL, cause like I mentioned a 50/0 adc is nothing when caught and ccdDeadlock u can't even have cc items when behind, only mo and paradox have a reliable real hard cc
>>557496541I look like that and I do that and say that while thinking about Apollo
i'm already starting to recognise names in matches
>>557496957>yeah anon that's the whole point of the herowell some non-carries like Dynamo can survive with one good teammate. Holliday needs the entire team.
>>557496819us transgirls have already been doing erp sessions during inhouses lol
>>557496541I look like this but I'm a boy :3
>Two irl female friends who play Deadlock>Neither of them play PaigeI'm starting to get suspicious of the Paige players I meet while solo queueing.
>>557497082not if you build gun holliday
>>557497089don't tell them!
>>557497140Paige isn't easy enough.
>>557497089you're actually a mentally ill adult man, it's sad
>>557497140maybe your irl female friends are fucking weird
>>557496709it's always some form of russian who ruins games like this
There should be an item which lets you spawn this orb in game
>>557497140The one foid I know that plays this game exclusively plays drifter and mina and celeste, she is not good at any of them and uses whatever top daily build has the funniest name
>>557497089>>557497187You need therapy
>>557497201I've played her twice in BROOL and she was pretty easy>>557497238Nah they're normies, I only know them because my uni has an Overwatch team/club that imploded
>>557497140I think your female friends.....might have feminine penises...
>>557497347I think two bullets to the dome is preferable considering their funny statistics
>>557497326I love this orbMe and my mates play football with it in between games
>>557497369>BROOLDoesn't matter, Paige thrives in small spaces like brool mode. She requires solid macro and a Paige that survives enemy carries yoloing into her can swing games.
>>557497328Based fun enjoyer
animetroons ruined this gamewe could have had more characters like yamato or ivy but instead valve decided to make shit like paige, mina, graves, celeste
>>557497089>>557497187>>557496890I don't join any inhouses... I just wanna jerk off for and have e-sex with some sexy Anons, I even made a throwaway discord to do this, I'm nervous about it and need the privacy but want it so fucking bad... It's a fantasy of mine and such a turn on... please Anons I waaaant it... I'm hard just thinking about flirting with and having type-sex with some cute AGP Anon who wants to make me cum for them
>>557497376Nah they're actual females which is why now when I see a Paige in my solo queue games with usernames like "Lilith" or "Frosty Sylvia" and never use their mics I can feel the metaphysical disturbance
>>557497490This dbzpic is back for more humiliation
>>557497497>I even made a throwaway discord to do thislol enjoy giving your id to peter thiel
>>557497369>uni has an Overwatch team/clubGIWTWM
>>557496962>Game detects you're a smurf>So we're gonna make him go up even HIGHER than the normal account which despite winning is just completely fucking cursed and stuck?????
>>557497490>paigeI like her>minaDogshit to play against but fun skills>gravesSeverly retarded I agree>CelesteEh she's fine
>>557497497just go to trash >>>/trash/81186792
You know homosexuals have it bad when they'd rather hornypost about video game characters than hop on Grindr and get some dick for real.
>>557497490this game would genuinely be dead wo the chars u mentioned
The best way to avoid running into Mina is to become a Mina main so that YOU are the lane terrorist making the enemy have no fun for 15 minutes
>>557497490lmao this game wouldn't fucking exist right now if mina (and to a much lesser extent paige) hadn't save it
STICKING 'EM
>>557497490I like how Apollo's ult is literally an anime sword attack, just to rub salt in the wound of TF2fags who want every character to look like Lash and Warden.
I actually feel Mina ult stack passive should be moved to her S3 so that she can stack from the start of the match. But to compensate her base damage on S3 is loweredWould "fix" her being a massive lane pest while boosting her lategame a little by letting her have some more stacks fasted
>>557496962So you're telling me the game can detect smurfs but it can't detect me going down from ascendant from one bad bad day and then even worse, forces me to stay in a rank I don't belong?Do you work for valve because it seems you're just as retarded as them.
>>557497771ive been saying this every 3 threads nigganerf her laning and buff her late so shes both more fun to play as and against
>>557497691Playing sexy women in games is too risky, they might make your egg crack. This is why I only play MEN
>>557497771I hope Victor never gets nerfed. He's too fun to play. Walking into the enemy like a retard and killing them by the power of your three days grace mixtape is crack cocaine.
>>557497654/dft/ hasn't been worth posting in for literally any reason in like 2-3 years
>>557497757>TF2fags who want every character to look like Lash and Warden.Literally who? I've been on /dlg/ for over a year now and genuinely never seen a single poster asking for that sort of aesthetic shift. At most purist LARPers kvetch about the cute anime chicks but that's the whole site outside of /a/
>>557497654I don't wanna go there I wanna flirt and have e-sex with that cute /dlg/ Anon that posted Marin...I wanna pop my cherry and go down a erp rabbit hole with a /dlg/ succubus
>>557497847haven't used it since i met my bf there 5 years ago so you may be rightbut if anon is this desperate he'd have better luck there than /dlg/
Victor is more anime than all the waifus
>>557497667gooddo you really think the influx of new players and etrannies has been a good thing for the game?
>>557497667TrvkeMina (Paige honorable mention) unironically saved the gameIt's ridiculous how often devs need to be taught "sex sells" but here we are.It seems like they've learned their lesson considering the latest batch of female characters.
>>557497771Mina's issue isn't her 3.Her issue is her cancer trade pattern of>Dash forward>Hit 1 (which she can't miss unless she is a literal downie child)>Tap 2 to run away with no chance for you to retaliate
>>557497841Even at 300 hours in I'm completely dogshit at the game and Victor is literally the only character that I can get a good k/d on, I'll actually kill myself if they take him away from me
>>557498005yes... ? live service games need a big playerbase to survive and keep getting updates, and also i like having more noobs in queue to pwnif you want a secrit club type of game, a live service moba is not for you
>>557498005my guy would prefer the game being cancelled and its servers being shut down over le trannies liking the game (90% of whom dont even play the game and the other 10% are pisslow and dont exist in ranks that have actual humans in them)
>>557498043>I'll actually kill myselfNOOOO YOUR ULT IS OFF COOL DOWN ANON NOOO
>>557497746retarded taneivy was one of the most popular characters in terms of fanartshe was this game's version of widowmakerwe did not need anime styled girls to save the game
>>557498005... did you really think the game would have a low playercount forever?Valve realized that characters like Mina catch people's attention and they want eyes on the game
>>557495604Well, what did you want?
>>557498043But the downplayers told me he is le bad in lane??? Could it be even a monkey can play him??
Every time I share the lane with a Mina, we get stomped. I don't have that much experience with the game, but she's either the weakest laner or Mina players are somehow worse than me
>Do well early and mid game>Go pants on shit retarded in late gameBasically in late game I show up to up then die due to how everyone has their endgame build by then. Sometimes it helps the team but I also want to fight. How do I fix this?
>>557497841>>557498043It's the opposite for me. I have a really high winrate on Victor but his playstyle is so binary that I can't bring myself to add him to my roster anymore. Every match I play as him is>Be a coward in lane, abandon any thought of getting kills in favor of farmmaxxing>Guardians fall? Still farming>20~ minutes of PVE gameplay and running into cardboard boxes like a retard>Eventually at 20-25 minutes, buy all his core items while being 0/0/1>Exodia is assembledMechanical binary decision-making of a primitive machine:>If ult is up, go to teamfights and fling myself at the enemy>If ult is down, go back to braindead farmmaxxing and pushing side lanesThis shit carried me to high Oracle(BEFORE the rank shuffle) and I can't aim
>>557498186The same three furfags circlejerking and making shitty drawings doesn't make a character popular.
kekd
>>557498186>ivy was one of the most popular characters in terms of fanart>she was this game's version of widowmakerLMFAOOOOOOOif Ivy is your game's version of fucking Widowmaker, your game is dead in the waterBut this is revisionist bullshit, Vindicta was the game's actual figurehead of the game for anyone who wasn't a literal tranny/tranny furry until Mina came along and literally saved this game entirely and completely.
>>557498305Do you NOT have your endgame build? You should if you're doing "well early and mid game"
>>557498043As a victor main yeah it would suck. I don't think he really needs nerf though, nearly all of the new heroes counter him>>557498238Its complicated, he's terrible in lane but the average person is not a good enough laner to punish him unless they're playing mina or mcginnis.
>>557498186no sane person gooned and obsessed over ivy, sorry, it was literally all furrytroons aka the very same people you're talking about coming in now in larger numbersmina is what brought in appeal from semi normal people, she's a great sex symbol for the game, now that mina + a few other hot bitches is in the game, I'm okay with them adding monstrous characters again
>>557498162>I'd rather have the game I enjoy taken away from me if that means the trannies that live in my head also suffer
>>557498305You're playing Mina. This is the secret double edged sword of Mina.You need to dominate so hard early on that you close out the game before you become an irrelevant ult-silence-bot.
>>557497662I'd rather share gay porn and play with gaybros, I don't want casual sex. I'm saving myself for marriage.
It's Chinese New Years. There's only one confirmed Asian in the game. Say something nice about Mina, /dlg/!
>unironic erp faggots here discussing e-dating and erp
>>557498309>His play style is binaryEvery hero's is. You're being reductive. Also if you don't have fun try to aggressivemaxx in the midgame. By the time you have infuser you can FNAF jumpscare and 2v1 in their jungle. If you proactively hunt them down while stealing farm you have more fun.
>>557498480uhhh your pocket?
how do I get a bf to play deadlock with me? melbourne btw
>>557498480When I kill her as Silver my wife calls her stupid Stacy vampire, and that makes me laugh.
>>557498574Do you have a vagina and a flat chest?
>>557498503NTA but speaking of FNAF jumpscares I was playing with a friend the other day and he played Lady Gheist and let a jungle camp shoot him until he was almost dead then he went into one of those shadowed rooms in the enemy jungle. A full hp Abrams walked past and got instantly nuked down to no hp by the ult. Was funny.
>>557498497If (You) didn't use the report function for its intended purpose you contribute to them staying here
>>557498597>vaginano, i'm a girl
>doorman + mo and krill>rush refresher>go around fucking with people>lose
>dlg can't answer "what is a woman?"like pottery
Why is the game so cautious on raising your rank but dropping you down requires like one bad game?
>>557498305i got this same issue lol becuase whenever I get fed I just go for kills instead of farming vid related I almost lost the game despite being 18/0, went like 18/5 before my team got online and we had some more dps, if i was the only fed one it'd be gg unfortunately
>>557498750a woman is everyone who feels they are one
>>557498186Ivy's "popularity" was always incredibly artificial and the result of a handful of furries spamming art that ironically made Ivy a lot more attractive than she really was.
>>557498768A lot of players, me included, end up accidentally tunnelvision on brawling instead of keeping up farmLooking at the soul lead, you can tell people catch up to you despite being 18/3 because they're just farming a shitton
>>557498750a woman is certainly not a man who cut off his penis and did some hormones
>>557498829chat is this truewas ivy's popularity really astroturfed
>>557498853which is ironically not the case in other mobas, you get way way more gold and xp from kills in league or dota than in DL, if you're 18/0 in those games you are still 3 items ahead, in DL it really doesn't matter if some cheeky wraith has been farming the whole jg he will still soul-mog youfor better or worse I guess
>>557498906If they're braindead farming you can kill the faggot and take all his unsecured souls.Otherwise the situation is "our team is ahead and I am gigafed and also we are 6v5 cuz their Wraith is afk farming BUT we didn't push our advantage so they caught up" in which case you kind of deserve it
>>557498829>>557498750>womanA cultural set of expectations of gender associated with female sex.
>>557499008man the map is so big it takes forever to hunt for a wraith in jg, and often his teammates are nearby so you risk them descendingunless of course hes farming ur side of the jg or some shit ig
>>557497089White af
>die few times in early>now die all the time because everyone is fed and target me firstepic 0/16 from me
>>557498906I think its better this way honestlyIf your team giga feeds someone, then you can still fuck off into the jungle and catch up unless the enemy team ends earlyAs a carry, you can still maintain your massive lead by hunting down the guys trying to farm, or keep up your own farm between picks
>>557499080nta but deadlock is weird because you have perfect infoyou can see enemy exact souls. you can see camps up or down on mal without scouting it firstso tracking should be easy and catching depends on you building the right items for chase
>>557499216>you can see enemy exact souls. you can see camps up or down on mal without scouting it firstwhatwith sinners they still show up as up until you actually get losis it not like that for camps?
>>557498893Of course. My uncle works at Mossad and said that Netanyahu personally wanted the poster child of the game to be a living gargoyle (a golem) that looks like the stereotypical amerimutt but still is conventionally attractive so that white men playing these games would feel demoralized and primed to mix with short stack latin american females with side-cuts and woke ideals about helping ones own community instead of getting into finance or politics and ruling the world.Don't ask my why Vyper is so astroturfed too. Lets just say that David Icke wasn't entirely wrong. ;)
>>557498893YesIt was Rem situation where a bunch of furries with way too much freetime gather to prop up a certain character
>>557499339Nah Rem is different because unlike Ivy his design is pure cute so normie masses like him. He won the first vote and people called him reddit for a reason. He's Deadlock's equivalent of Baby Yoda or Pikachu, an obvious mascot. Sure SOMEONE will draw porn of him because rule 34 cannot be avoided but the majority just go "omg smol chungus!"
>>557499339rem is 10x more popular than ivy ever was
silver
aight it was fun to dip back in and see the new characters but there's still no anticheat? 2 out of the last 3 games I played had blatant ones and the players had like 600 hours in the game and multiple vacs lol. Game is a waste of time if it's this bad.
I mean to be fair the reason I didnt get into deadlock 2 years ago was because the characters were ugly as fuckI recently started playing againt after seeing all the new designs
>>557499456>Sure SOMEONE will draw porn of him because rule 34 cannot be avoided but the majority just go "omg smol chungus!"Half of his E621 posts got deleted by the authors after he came out and it turned out that he was actually a child and not just an imp
>>557499339>with too much free timenigger you play mobas and post on 4chan
>click on top daily build for 2 stamina character>doesn't recommend stamina itemsDo people really play like this?
>>557499291Bebop is the golem hero though, but thanks for playing
>>557499679yes? building tech items is extremely dumb and leads to low winrares
>>557499679Depending on rank. At Phantom+ maybe Stamina Mastery becomes mandatory even for heroes that naturally have good stam
OK, well, I'm not sure I'm really fit to play SilverIt's hard to aim and hard to lane. And I was behind the whole game after Lash and Bebop crushed me, I just couldn't do anythingWhat do you do if you fall behind as her? And how do you not?
I like Ivy but I hate Ivyfags, they are the bronies of Deadlock
Surge of Power and Stamina Mastery on Victor yay or nay
>>557499727Peak midwit post
What do I even do against a victor that was able to get fed on his line.Dude just doesn't die and if he does "lol no he didn't"
whoever is in charge of this dog shit fucking retarded game matchmaking and ranked "system" genuinely needs to be dragged down to the street and forced to watch a mob beat their family down to a pulp
>>557499971Anti heal + curse
You probably went up too close too often too early, especially against that lineup. Do you farm? Do you pay attention on the map on what heroes you can see and what you can't? The wolf form has that psychological event that you have to dive in, but restrain yourself and keep cool. Don't suicide.
>>557499971curse + pray that your m1ggers are actually good at the game otherwise you just bend over and take a deep breathe when it goes in
I thought Mina was a m1 spam hero but it seems like you really need to hit your Q instead for the power surge and damage, am I suppose to play her up close?
Bitch is in desperate need of buffs
>people are startibg to be more vocal about celeste's tattoos and clothes being ugly and trashyyou still have time to change it, yoshi
mo and krill being the rat hero of deadlock is basically rodent DEI
>>557500416Where, in your rightoid grooming discord?
>>557490737it better have cookie
>>557500392>has an extra cost to her ability that is a cancel able dot yeah you think
>>557500416A trashy carny? No way!
>>557490653LeBron is trash, got carried by the super team in Miami and has been dogshit since
>>557500392the only buff she needs is a buff to the iq of the average graves player
0 8 you had bad lane or matchup0 18 you are literally braindead fucked and uninstall the game
>>557499765fix this and get ahead. She's stupid strong in lane. Your gun's fall off starts at 20m. Poke, until you get your skills. Land bola, hit em with 2 and finish with shots from 1.
>>557500668It's not their fault the matchmaking throws them to the wolves.
>>557500668>me unga >team bungain the big 26
>>557500668>0/8you are braindeada bad lane is 0/1 or 0/2
>>557490772... and other things blizzdrones believe Xqc would max out at phantom
>>557500064>Do you farm?I tried but they were always wherever the farm was. I couldn't kill anyone so all I could do was wait till they were gone to try and take a wave>Do you pay attention on the map on what heroes you can see and what you can't?Of course, the problem I felt was there was never anything I could do to them, and they were often close enough that I couldn't go to a creep waveI'd join a fight and it'd be practically resolved without me for all the good I did>>557500679> Poke, until you get your skills.It felt like my poke did nothing. I'd shoot Bebop and do like 50 damage (if I hit him), and Lash would dive in if we tried to fight
>me unga>team bungain a game that is literally in closed play tests. At least the retards making tier lists are giving some kind of feedback they're providing to the devs and community. You're bitching about games that don't even matter.
>>557500748What if it's against someone mobile who can kill you under guardian?
>>557500646>short range>non-existent damage burst>for some reason has to build charges for her 1 >Meanwhile rest of the roster is shitting out high damage high range burst AoE shit on cool down
You know what that crazy bitch was into? She wanted to cast rallying charge up my ass, make believe she was riding me like a horse. I told her to get the fuck outta ere.
>>557500761xqc wouldn't make it to phantom
>>557500668Asaposter you're kinda heated.I get it, it can be frustrating...But I really like Asa, and you like Asa... You like Asa enough to post as her...Maybe you could take this frustration out on me, if you know what I mean?Make me stroke for you Asa-anon...
>>557500497I was still trying to decide on that. Hadn't come to a conclusionI'm not personally concerned either way since she's a werewolf but I know it's a dealbreaker for a lot of people
me win me goodme lose didn't count
>>557499765buy decay, never buy express shot it's garbage and doesnt help in wolf form
Calico's remote explosive cat and ultimate turret were soo good. Why did they decided to go with the current shit?
>>557495662Surrender in league SHOULD put you in low prio unless you vote no
>>557500748you can still come back from 0 8but 0 18 is over
>>557500538People always say this but never post anything backing it up
celeste would be better if she wasn't a unicorn
>>557500014Whenever I try to curse him it's just three seconds of him not shooting. Does it even turn off the aura?
>>557499747They should stealth nerf it so it doeant give air dash speed anymore
would a character who can sprint (with shift) instead of dashing be broken?
>>557500392She needs an alt fire where she slingshot a skull so you can knock people off the zipline
i love it when my teammates get mad at me playing mo and krill because they think my ult is some kind of miraculous automatically win the game button and that i can teleport anywhere on the map any time i want to use it but i somehow just don't.
>>557501140>Does it even turn off the aura?Yes, because it is an ability>>557501210>2026>Infernus is forgotten
>>557501249>my ult is some kind of miraculous automatically win the game buttonit literally is
unstable concoction NEEDS to be in base gamei guarantee you that's why they removed self-cast on bebop
>>557501054Were you born yesterday? It's a stereotype. Why would anybody with money or class become a carny in the 1940s?Also a tattooed woman is a classic sideshow exhibit.
help bros what item to getlucky shot or such?
>>557500969Thank you for the help anons. I'll try this next time I suppose, if I dare to try her again. I hate to be a burden and I'm not sure I'll ever be able to aim well, I never have been in my lifeI'll also try and stay back a bit more early on, but then that begs the question, how DO you know when to fight as her? It feels hard to judge because I can't tell if I'll get into wolf form or not
>>557491049that's just /vg/most generals where people are actually playing games, especially single player, are somewhat slow (see shit like /egg/ or /rlg/)majority of multiplayer comp games with ANY form of female character will be ritualposted on /vg/. just the nature of the board. ffs even /tf2g/ has people spamming blue archive shit in itcan't be helped, cancer's too far gone
>>557501249you need to learn movement or you won't reliably be able to take away the best enemy player's ability to play the game
>>557501249Same with Dynamo, really. I guess that's why majestic leap is part of his default build.
>>557501387i love my slowing hex toohow does this thing not have a higher tier upgrade
>>557501345>Also a tattooed woman is a classic sideshow exhibit.Still no proof, Celeste could just as well not have tattoos
>>557499765>What do you do if you fall behind as her?Power farm>And how do you not?Win lane by being a scared bitch and using your insane gun damage to threaten divers like lash into cowering in a corner if they get greedy.
>>557501249it's not a win the game button? i've been playing him all wrong!
>>557500668not my fault the game put me in with experienced players when I just started playing the game
>>557490591>men aren't allowed to have fanart unless its covertly gay or safehorny gay, even if they're canonically straightthis timeline fucking blows
>>557495395suicidal tranny mindset
>>557501249mokrill ult is quite literally a win the game button
>>557501332both of us are low HP against a haze and shiv with ult, he got mad that i didn't ult one of them to bail him out. both of us would have died. instead of being retarded and trying to help him only one of us died.>>557501462oh no, that's not the problem i'm having.it's teammates just expecting me to be in their lane when i'm literally somewhere else on the map defending a walker from graves ult pushing it or rem minions. like they think yelling at me will cause me to instant transmission next to them and stop the person that is killing them.
>>557501420well decay is basically guaranteed wolf form if you cast it on their frontliner and they dont have dispeli basically just go in whenever and if I die I hope to disarm as many people as possible and tank some spells. Make a lot of greens maybe even counterspell on top of your unstoppable to make them hate their lives when you run at them
>>557501560make your own art then, nobody is stopping you
>>557501505>Win lane by being a scared bitch and using your insane gun damage to threaten divers like lash into cowering in a corner if they get greedy.Damn then I suppose Silver really is just a hero I'll never be able to play
>>557501560It's just cute fucking art nigga do you have to find outrage in everything? Your life sounds miserable.
>>557501495Artoria GibbonsNot doing your google work anymore. Go beg grok to spoonfeed you
>>557491089there are a ton of downplayers and I don't get it
what's wrong with tattoos anyways
>>557501630It's out of character fagshit, get some taste
>>557501560
>>557501623>>557501630but i doi just don't draw men :^)
>>557501560>Straight men have a phobia of The Arts thanks to toxic masculinityWhat do you mean most artists are women or LGBT+?! Who could forsee this?
BRUH why is the hero priority token WASTED when you get into a game and someone leaves before the 5 minute mark and everyone abandons the gameShit like this should not use up the token wtf
>>557501758Those leavers are bots employed by yoshi to kill token games to make people play more to farm more tokens
>>557501387Backstab is bait I stand by this and will die on this hill
>>557501814HELP I HAVE 14K SOULS WTF DO I BUY guess ill swap my trusty slowing for plated armor
>>557501808I would believe itEvery time I've used a token to get Apollo there has been a leaver
>>557501697Mina and Paige sucking cock is out of character
>>557501630nah it's definitely gay
>>557501910It's IC, they would
>>557501910I agree, it's below her. Mina should force me to eat her pussy and asshole nonstop without even offering to touch my dick (I'd cum anyway, handsfree)
>>557501950resting your head on your homie's shoulder is gay?
>>557501814youre retarded nigga backstab is easily his best item early lanet. 300 games on drifter in high rank (oracle 5)
Is there a good guide to Graves? How do you play this bitch
>>557501910>straight women doing straight women things is out of character
>>557502025One person is platonic but you cant BOTH lean in, that's approaching critically gay masseveryone knows this
>>557501910Mina would see it as "too submissive" cause shes obsessed with being above everyone all the timePaige probably wouldn't give too much of a shit and just do normal vanilla sex, so its not out of the questionthat is until victor gets involved at which point shes just glued to his chest for 5 hours while he has his 70th existential crisis of the day
>>557502037>high rank>oraclethis rank reshuffle has given some niggas EGOS
>>557501747> muh toxic masculinityThe whole "two men being friends, must be GAY SEX GAY SEX THEY ARE GAY" is an aggressive push made purely by feminists and lgbtDisagree with those fanfic headcanons? you're toxic homophobe transphobe chud
>mid-high archon>0/18 venator>0/11 paradoxWHEN DOES IT END WHEN DOES IT END WHEN DOES IT END WHEN DOES IT END
>>557501853possibly the most clown match ive ever had
>>557502081Mina doesn't seem to be the type to service others, and thats ignoring he fact that vampires don't even have a biological compulsion for sex, maybe
>>557502256>he bit
>>557502273>mid-high archonAnon you're not even in Gold rank yet
>>557502289its gg i guesswraith just 1v1s me every fight
>>557502393I'm emissary despite having a 33% winrate
>>557502273it will never endeven after you die there will still be retards going 0-16 in the newest ASSFAGGOTS
>>557502358>vampires don't even have a biological compulsion for sex, maybeSomeone hasn't listened to the Mina-Victor voicelines
>>557502358Mina would do anything to achieve her goals, including sucking dick
>>557502393wait so it's like street fighter 6 where all ranks until master are meaningless and can be climbed even when losing?
>>557502507Ok that's possible. It would have to be a very important or powerful dick though
>>557502517Yep!
>>557502273That's me, you can thank Yoshi for pulling my seeker ass up with his gay rank resets
I cannot have one good game on yamato some tard just has to feed every time
>>557502564ok as someone who just started and havent even gotten a skill rating I have some bragging friends I gotta talk to
>>557502540A white dick, they're very important and powerful by default.
>>557502517You will get less retards as you rank up, but you will never be rid of them completely.Welcome to mobas. As the saying goes in dota, the trench never ends.
>>557502517I don't actually know but just looking at those ranks it sure fucking seems that wayIt's also a fucking early access beta game with no draft picks or "seasons" with random rank resets/elevations without explanation and a playerbase that regularly fluctuates between 120k with more than half of those being new or returning and 30k oldhead sweats
>>557502046Push lanes, when fights happens stay back until the tide turns, then run after them with auto-aim.
>>557502452I've been intentionally losing any time I dont get a new hero for the past like 3 weeks and am still emissary lol
>>557502769You do know you can just quit on the hero intro screen and it'll just cancel the game with no consequences right?
>get stuck in the rem tunnels as apollo >team wipes and almost throws the gameyoshi willing to do anything to keep the red man down
>Doorman, Doorman, can't you see?>Graves and Minas need to hang from trees>And I just love your Eldritch ways>I guess that's why their comp is ass and you're so great
Which are the most insufferable heroes to lane against? off the top of my head it's always a headache to lane against:- Celeste- Bebop- Lash- Graves (because it's impossible to deny/last hit agaisnt her)Who else?
>>557502889>Graves and Minas need to hang from treesi kekd
>>557502923>- Graves (because it's impossible to deny/last hit agaisnt her)anon you always have last hit priority on creeps
>>557502968The timing for Silver's gun still feels impossibly tight
>>557502923>Impossible to deny/lasthit against GravesHow? It takes a short moment before her laser locks onto the soulsShe will never beat someone placing their projectile on the souls as they spawn, or someone with a fast firing hitscan weapon
>>557502845>get stuck in the rem tunnels during a crucial midboss fight in a 55 minute game>have to literally kill myself to get out>they win the fight, take base while I'm dead and I derankI genuinely hate this nigger game and nigger retarded devs this has been a problem for 2 years now, how the fuck did they just add all the rem shit without any failsafes?
>>557503035I've been saying this since her fire rate buff, her deny and confirm window is incredibly tight
>>557502923Mina InfernusHaze
>>557503081it's a beta, fren
>>557503081>Esc>Unstick hero
>>557502832that's bullshit you still get an abandon if you dont load in
>>557503097pretty sure it's still impossible to last hit without a fire rate item
>>557503213Unstick hero doesn't work inside the rem tunnelsYou just stay where you areI'm guessing it tries to warp you to the nearest "safe" open tile, and the rem tunnels are all that
>>557502923Vindicta and anyone with a heal
>>557503172your boyfriend was here earlier>>557497490
>>557502769nigger hands typed this
Wow I do not vibe with Viscous at all
>>557502769>not wrecking havoc with a character you already know on all the first timers ngmi
Can some one explain to me why do they put Vampyric Burst to Silver builds?
>>557503281Anon, I literally just saw this basedman clip in my feed todayhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5ML5zeA6_oo
>>557503447instant firerate boost + sustain when you're dueling victor or some shit
>>557503172I'm Jewish and have an assembly line fetish
>>557501560Men are only good for yaoi
>>557503447Can you explain to me why we're not having regularly flirting and having steamy e-sex with you as my personal Reze giving me JOI?
>>557491484>27k>Unstoppable costs 6.4k
>>557503452I tried doing it earlier today and escape, but it didn't work. Weird
>>557503447m1 slashing in wolf form counts as gun damage, aka any gun sustain item is fucking insane on wolf formsex with reze
>Silver and Celeste are still OP
>>557503172They should remove all female characters from the game. Women fighting is woke.
>hear doorman is kino>play him>it's literally just a carbon copy of bard
>>557503690This, it's the 1930s ffs, women should be barefoot pregnant tradwives, we need MEN ONLY, and no tranny fruits like Pocket either, we need MANLY MEN with HAIRY CHESTS and BIG PECS
>>557503447Its troll as fuck, you should already have enough sustain with your life strike + wolf 1. Hell you could probably make a better argument for leach out of all things if you went for a hybrid build with artic blast + torment pulse.
>>557503172I want to suck on paige's asshole...
>>557503817Bard is for cucks
>>557490653Venator is the weakest hero in the game
>>557503819Nah, there shouldn't be any women in the game at all. Not even mentioned in dialogue.Paige and mina should especially be removed, too annoying.
>>557503819Nah all characters should be femboys
state of this thread
>>557495978The Norwood reaper strikes again...
Is Yoshi not going to nerf McG in brawl? Stupid piece of shit character somehow is so strong
>>557503447sex with courtney
Why does toxic bullets not work on venator?
>>557504113but it does?
>>557495978
>>557503817Bard doesn't have even half of Doorman's pure schmooovement, or aura.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-sl-eOnNMKc
god i hope i don't fall off soonthis shit is fun
>brool>mcginnis already dead because of course she is>wraith does brb voiceline>retreats to spawn>check HUD>bitch isn't even 25% HP>cue enemy team running in and obliterating me (shiv) and a vindicta>wraith immediately circles around just to watch enemy blow up our walker>0-2Very cool. I'm not calling myself amazing or anything (literal first time playing Shiv and have <20 hours) but wow.
>>557504081Just ban her>>557504272Brool is honestly pretty horrible for learning the game
>>557503529Why would a corpse or a vampire eat food
>>557504346what makes you think frankensteins monster doesn't require calories?
>>557504413he gets his energy from lightning bro
>>557504346Victor canonically eats
>>557503925That's why you need a hundred hours to see some success
>>557504486You can kinda low-effort stomp shitters with Apollo. Nerfs incoming?
Most of us died, but we got them to retreat, so I guess that's a success.
DOMAIN EXPANSIONMAGNANIMOUS THREAD OF HIGH QUALITY POSTS
>>557504540>Mentions food>Oh the Frankenstein must eat thenYou guys should join the Olympics for such lengths in stretching.
>>557504676IM THE DRIFTA NIGGA
>>557490653wow pretty much every character is in a wildly wrong tier
>>557504210welp there was no falloff
>>557504757apollo is overpowered at all stages of the game
>>557504757still not top souls though since i didnt farm lmao
>>557504757its more shocking you guys stomped so hard but still took half an hour
>>557490653>I'm lebroning in initiate 2SILVERBROS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>557504757le wacky matchmaking moment
>>557504757Genuinely raped them
>gun graves is a memeexplain why im 12/3 then
>>557505093because you're ritualist 3 and aren't high enough rank for people to know to melee skulls
>>557505093you are playing in oracle
>>557505093>explain why im 12/3 th-ACK!ITANI LO SAHN
>>557504863the ulti damage is absolutely insane, it pretty much kills from half hp
how to melee skulls is one thing but how to properly throw skulls?
>>557505202why the fuck did they buff him
>>557505220actually he had a bit less than 50% but still
>>557505220he just auto wins lane because it's just an execute below 50% earlylater on it's a ton of damage and CC with a CD that is waaaaaay too short
>>557505125>rapid recharge + cooldown + echo shardmeelee all you want while i dmg you with capacitator as i suck your power away with inhibitor and silencer
>>557505220>26k vs 16k shitterthats just a stomp dude, why record it?
>>557505220>never vote for apollo>make fun of apollo voters before he comes out>i now main apollo
>>557490912youre just a regular loser whom nobody loves irl, just like every other waifufag. dont worry youre bog standard!
>>557498750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj_TywZ_X_w
>>557505374was just surprised @ the ult dmgbut yeah he feels alright to play except the 3 being weird to use between the parry and the 1 you can absolutely style on people in lane
Does rebuttal work with counterspell?Can I mirror an ult and mirror the damage?
>>557505424>vote 2 times for apolo when he's all you can vote for>indifferent to apolo>expected he'd be the craziest skill intensive cahracter of them all anyway, but still indifferent>I still main my wife Mina
Silver Human needs to be buffed, Wolf needs to be nerfed
>having fun with Apollo in brawl>afraid of picking him in standard and feedingDamn...
>>557505368any character is strong at full buildagainst good players graves doesn't make it that far before the game ends
>>557505543That's how it should be
>>557505543silver human is currently op
>>557505242he was unironically dogshit before the buffs
>>557505481>the 3 being weird to useRebind it to rmb
>>557505510**parry an ult
>>557505582he's very overpowered right now you can basically do whatever you want and you win lane for free
>>557505465Shit wrong videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywG9LOs04s
>>557505137almost
>>557502517>climbed even when losing?Sure didn't happen to me
>>557470023Bro she talks about her multiple ex-husbands and getting her tubes tied. She is maximum roastiecore and least likely of all the female characters to be a virgin. Geist is more likely to be a virgin than Holliday because she's so obsessed with youth.
>>557505691funniest post I've seen all weekApollo downplayers are even worse at the game than Mina downplayers
Been really enjoying vyper recently, feels nice to just rape turrets on a hero that isnt wraith or miku.
>>557505801wrong, geist is a mother.
>>557505612im a killing machine as soon as mid startsi buy every slow i can and full stamina/speed for myself
>>557505841adoption
>>557504447do you even understand how she works? it's not how little health she has, it's how much damage she dealt
>>557496504silver aint got shit on her, no matter what the waifuniggers say
Apollo is just the new TF2 Sniper
Graves ult needs like a 4 minute base cooldownso retarded she can spam it constantly even early
>>557505920You can buy spell breaker in TF2?
I hope the next heroes are all original creations and don't turn the game into Halloween All-Stars Brawl.
>>557505920hey unc no one knows what that means
Problem with Silver is that she builds her ult with damage, which is VERY unreliable, impossible to predict for the enemy and leads to the gameplay where her human form is literally just all about how quickly you can burst someone to trigger the wolf form. They need to rework just that one part. Maybe have her some sort of "hunt" mechanic where she has to pick an enemy and only they will trigger the ult build up.
>>557504734brool's closed
>>557505963its fucking useless. just punch it or something. Graves actually helps the enemy team with easy skull farm. shes trash.
>>557506037How is Graves Halloween? How is Venator?>SHE'S A LICHNo not really
>>557505963it needs to be reworked.remove the tombstone and just make her summon some chuddies who follow her around and attack enemies, they can scale off her stats and apply on hits and shit.you know make the necromancer character play like an actual necromancer
>>557506121Priest is a classic halloween costume
>>557506121Or Celeste, or Apollo. Literally only Silver, Victor and ARGUABLY Mina are Halloween-tier.
>>557491092Every time i see that tank bebop build it rapes, idk why hes supposedly so horrible
Why are people bitching about Apollo so much? I keep raping him every time I lane against him
love when 5 people rape me in lane and my "comrades" just jerk off in the jungle instead of pushing
>>557506157>you know make the necromancer character play like an actual necromancer... as opposed to literally summoning niggas from the grave? are you retarded? or is your idea of a "necromancer" some WoW/MMO bullshit? i swear half of the people on this general shouldn't voice their opinions
>>557506041It means fuck you
>>557506157The core issue of necromancers in games is that its hard to make minions fun for either the player or their opponents. they're uninteractive by design.
>>557505841Still more likely to be a virgin than Holliday. She probably revirginized herself with youth magic.
>>557506115trash players will do that. in a teamfight having it available is a free win button
>>557506260must be some awful apollos
Haven't played the game in months. Returned and it dumped me in Initiate/Seeker.How long to climb up?
Why is there still a Venator in every match and why does he always have to be on my team?
So how 2 play Apollo? He's so good (apparently) but I'm utterly terrible at him. What do?
>>557495948>NOOO YOU NEED TO LOSE SO I CAN BE HAPPYback to league faggot
>NOOOO I CANT HOLD MY ABILITIES FOR .8 SECONDS I NEED TO JUST MINDLESSLY M1 NERF APOLLO NOW NOW NOW
>>557506382i like apollo once mid phase startsas soon as i press 3 i end up with 400hp less. i dont know if tts my fault or my lane partners fault for not engaging as well
>>557505202from thumbnail I thought that was Doorman prolapsing his colon out.
>>557506270Me too, because that means the enemy vastly overcommitted to kill me and my team made more souls from farming during that time and if they aren't dumb it gave them space to splitpush objectives
>>557506526except they NEVER shoot any objective
>>557506364>in a teamfight having it available is a free win buttonits a mediocre damage ult with zero utility. get out of seeker m8.
>>557506459Is it just parry spam?
Anyone else think Apollo's 3 has awful animation? It looks extremely WIP the way he just air-scoots around
>>557506298necromancers are suppose to COMMAND niggas from a grave, it's the whole appeal of the playstylegraves has no summon controlgraves should play more like yorick or broodmother
>>557506307Perfectly fine btwIf you get shot then that means you weren't pushing the cart and deserved it.
lash broshow to use majestic leapusually only it or it + grapple or grapple + it? for maximum distance
>>557506623I agree. I think it's a temporary asset and they are going to change it but icefrog wanted to prioritize his oneitis Celeste.
Apollo was absolutely awful before the 60% bullet res on his 3. What fucking bracket are you niggers playing in where he's elder god tier? The one where Haze is also elder gigagod tier because nobody has ever bought a counter item in their entire lives?
boy I love it when Captain Useless and Dr. Don't Do Shit are on my team
>>557506590>uhmmm having 3 zombies run at you while 6 skulls are doing 400 dmg on you while also having 2 enemies right next to you is not a heckin problem okay???? just meelee the skulls 2 times and shoot the 3 zombies until you have to reload and THEN you can shoot the people that shoot at you!! ITS SO EZ OKAY???
>>557506731It’s hero shooter niggas not realizing this is a MOBA. One (1) Slowing Hex is enough to win lane against Apollo
Slowing bullets is the best item in the game
>>557506356I dunno how you can "revirginize" yourself. If you had sex youre never a virgin again, its that simple.Holliday most likely had sex, she was married. It was probably some crazy shit too, considering she's sleep deprived and all the characters call her more trigger happy than the actual fucking murder glowie on the rosterI see it nowShe's taking off her clothes and the husbands laying on the bed all excited>"BOUNCEPAD DOWN!!"what>she bounces into the air through the roof with a retarded backflip naked, and lands on his dick immediately breaking it>divorce the crazy bitch afterwardsIm the real yoshi and you can trust my word, this is real holliday lore
Why do you have lanes and creeps? We don't have that in TEAM FORTRESS 2Why do you have an item shop? We don't have that in TEAM FORTRESS 2Why don't you have payload, like we do in TEAM FORTRESS 2?Why are you so toxic and mean? We're not like that in TEAM FORTRESS 2
>>557506426he's pretty good
>Gun Calico feeding her ass off>Instead of buying a single counter item to help the team they just keep building pure damage and going 0/8
>>557506883>payloadThat's called a creep wave
>>557506883>dotababy falseflagging
If Holliday isnt a virgin explain her lack of kids
>>557506570Uh huh. Maybe you could splitpush then if you didn't get caught out by the entire enemy team somehow.
UHM BRO IF YOU'RE HAVING SHIT GAMES JUST TAKE A BREAK YOU'RE JUST TILTED IT'S NOT SHITTY MM>stop playing for the day>come back the next>matchmaking
Someone just went apeshit on me for playing a new champ in "competitive matchmaking" like some kind of ranked match.Is this actually a thing? I just called him a niggerfaggot and told him to fuck off.
>>557506978will end the game 10/5
>>557506504sounds like you're doing a 1v2if you're taking too much heat 1 or 2 out>>557506731apollo downplayers are pathetic
>>557506964so I have to splitpush alone and pray to GVD they don't fall on me?
>>557506873I'm saying Geist probably magically repaired her hymen and increased her tightness to be more youthful. Holliday's vag is a blown out roastie nuclear test site in comparison.
>>557507005>champJump off a cliff with him
someone post Drifter being Solid Snake. I need a good laugh.
>>557507005Me when I lie
>>557507010>t. cant buy slowing hex
>>557507010Buy a counter item.>but I need glass cannon, I don't have room for slowing hex or silence waveBuy a counter item, for once in your life.
>>557506961She talks about considering getting her tubes tied just from a look at graves, which implies she didnt want themIts not like they didnt have contraceptives in 1940s or soGranted she is a hick but stillits probably for the best anyway, you cant look at holliday and tell me she's stable enough to be a parentSure she has some sympathy for rem but parenthood is a lot more responsibility than just being nice to kids every now and then
>>557507036Try looking at the minimap and avoiding ganks you vegetable
>>557506883>Why do you have an item shop? We don't have that in TEAM FORTRESS 2Even I keep forgetting that MvM is a thing, Goddamn...
>>557507168oh alright it's my fault ok, I'll just afk farm like the rest then
I mute everyone in the game and only use chatwheel. So far I've gotten key player twice, but that just means I'm the tallest midget.
>>557506867why
>>557507225ngmi
>>557507054ah you mean like her bodySure, maybe?Holliday could be promiscious, i can believe thatThen again she's a small town hick, she might also just sit on a rocking chair for hours to relax instead
If you tell someone to buy a counter item 99% of the time they’ll respond with something like>what is you talmbout?
>>557506459Get every spirit item on his 3, use 3 in your enemies, if they don't die press 4, if they don't die press 1 and get away
>>557507009sure thing bro
>>557507168you think the minimap shows enemies all the time? turn the cheats off bruv
>>557507475games not over yet!
>>557507148>>557507153doesn't stop him from getting out with 1 and 2is he just sitting afking in your games wondering why his 3 doesn't work anymore?what shitter apollos are you guys playing against?
>>557507475>Italian with Italian nameIt was over before it started unfortunately. The only good italian players are stealth Italians.
>>557507451They're the type of people to save up souls to buy Glass Cannon as their first item and wonder why they're getting btfo by Apollo with a full set of items.
>>557507475Maybe if you were nicer, God would give you better teammates :)
>>557507504sometimes knowing where they aren't helps you determine where they might be
>>557507504>you think the minimap shows enemies all the time?Holy crap you are thick. Can't see enemies on the minimap? Am I really far up the lane? Wonder what could happen next?
Scourge Dynamo.Think about it.
>>557507640The Haze knows where it is because she knows where she isn't
>>557507713scourge does fuckall damage its a meme even on mo
>>557507550If you can't kill an Apollo that is without his main damage ability, main source of bullet resistance during fights and main source of evasive movement then you're actually retarded. You're literally complaining about a character even when he doesn't have his 3 to use. It's just proof that you've never actually bought any counter item that actually does something about him. Stop polluting discourse with your balance ideas from all the way down in Seeker.
>>557507059i had forgotten how hard vavlvedrones were buckbroken by riot until I started playing deadlock
>>557506121>GravesMall goth necromancer.>VenatorVampire hunter is a staple of Halloween cliches.
>>557507713you're better off getting refresher or a T4 green to make you harder to kill
>>557507713Hmmmm, nyo. I will continue to healmax on dynamo because I like seeing my healing stat post game!
>>557496598
Is there a ranked mode or does the game rate you automatically?
when do the midboss crates appear
>>557495249Just buy knockdown.
>beboppudge>dynamoenigma
>>557506121Venator is a homosexual, something which scares many people itt, very halloween coded.
>>557505202Funny since Celeste is one of the better counters for him.
>to this day people complain about Haze as if she's gigastacy overpowered when even in 2024 you could counterbuy her and shut her down>now in 2026 you can counterbuy her even harder but it's irrelevant to them because the concept of counterbuying against a certain opponent offends these Seekerbabs on a spiritual level>see the exact same shit with every new hero that gets released
>>557507798Apollo is not Calico, if you pop slowing on him he can still press buttons you press your shit on Apollo and get out unless they're low enough to fight until you get something back up again, I don't know what kind of shitter Apollos you're fighting that are sticking in a fight when they can't 3
>>557506873kek
i really wanna play mina but this is such a troll herodon't absolutely stomp lane = gg you are legitimately a ranged creep
>>557508113nta but slowing hex doesn't stop his 3?
>>557508102>BROOOOO JUST BUY.. LE ITEM!!!>my team doesnt buy le item>my team dies to said character repeatedly until it is now an unstoppable giganigga so we still losethe problem with 'just counterbuy bro" is that the retards who refuse to do so can also be on your team.
>>557508113You're complaining that a character that is effectively -1 ability, the ability that is most likely to be invested into, is too hard to kill. So what you want is for his 1 and 2 to be nerfed because Apollo is still able to play the game without his 3?
>>557491039this image is so unlike her it's actually disgusting
i mvp every game solo queue but i still have an ego over my friend that doesn't and goes 1/7 4/5 every game and is two higher ranks than me
>>557508301This only happens below Phantom so it's a skill issue. If you were better than them you wouldn't be down there.
>>557505424You disgust me.
I buy counterspell, dispel magic, and silence wave basically every game now because of how bullshit celeste + apollo are
Day 1 of applying "choose whatever upgrade seems funniest" logic to gameplay, I would like to inflict as much DoT/bleed as possible. Which hero is best for this?
>>557507821the reason league of lesbians exists is because pendragon was buckbroken by dota's complexity
>>557508487Infernus
>ayo why come this red nigga still be playin after i slow him?The only retarded part about Apollo’s kit is the bullet resist (which you effectively remove with slowing hex) and his early game ult damage
>>557508487Infernus with toxic bullets or ultmaxxed Pocket
>>557507059Champ, hero, ritualist, nigger, I really don't know or care about which pronoun people use for this game.>>557507126
>>557508287it does stop his 3>>557508352I'm saying that Apollo is very good at getting out of bad situations, then he can come back and fight with slowing on CD other strong laners have similar things going on (mirage 2, mina 2) >nerfsthere are a lot of things you can nerf but sure a nerf to his 2 lunge distance would be a good one
>Celeste + Silver lane is one of the strongest on the gameYuri wins
>>557508495its been well over a decade anon, nobody cares anymore move on
Why do i feel like the game is in slow motion when i'm playing apollo? is that intended?
I would love to see the rank and main of these people claiming Apollo is impossible to deal with even with Slowing Hex supposedly in their kit.
>>557507510>>557507564>>557507596This game will die because this is every match win or lose. Well at least you got your engagement numbers up yoshit!
>>557508729tell that to>>557507821
Silver's camp clear is so bad that it feels like I get more souls just roaming for boxes, sinner's, and waves and ignoring camps
>>557508921>aw man, I have to focus on the parts of the game I should actually be focusing on!
>>557508921yeah that's basically what I do
>>557508729>t. that thieving faggot pendragonWe remember buddy.
are there any russians in here that can explain?you guys are at warhow the fuck am I getting so many russians in my games? are these the people too pantshittingly autistic for the draft?
>>557509130it's a big country with a lot of people, not everyone is in the army/conscripted
>>557509176>big country with lots of different types of people>yet they are all either cheaters or smurfersCurious!
hardest part of viktor is making sure i have 3 up, its so annoying, wish they made it more obviousthe aura is literally invisible
>>557509130Keep in mind when the war started putin said it would be shortIt's been years nowThey're scraping the barrel of society and employing troops from other countries because if they draft too many young russian people who have families that will actually miss them people will start shit which obviously isnt ideal for the russian gov
>>557509130There was one guy in the Apex general that was an unironic nepobaby son of an oligarch that got to avoid being drafted because of his dad's wealth, but that kind of thing obviously can't account for all of them. Most Russians are just draft dodgers that are outwardly patriotic but would never ever ever ever put THEIR life on the line for le heckin donbabwe and luganda republics because it's much more important that they stay at home and pollute online European video gaming.
>Celeste + Mina + Holiday enemy teamliterally too much shit flying around to understand what is happening in a fight
>>557509309There is a huge text with AURA OF SUFFERING, the character is hunching over, your life is being drained and his movement speed is slower
>>557509130There is just a lot of russians. And not everybody is eligible for the army in any country
>>55750803810 minutes
>>557509130aren't there like 100 million russians? even if half of the male population is conscripted that still leaves 25 million not in the army
Imagine how bad it would've been if there WASNT a war. Deadlock would be like 20x more infested with russians
denying is the most gay nigger bullshit thing in the game, if there wasn't the melee to guarantee souls mechanic id have uninstalled this dogshit long ago
>>557509662ukrainians curing EU games for the russian scourge
Do people seriously think this much about identity politics? I just want good teammates man I don't care if you were born a man, a woman, in the middle of the fucking ocean or in a snowstorm
>>557509663it's usually fine for me but sometimes I get someone that lives in Valve's server room and even with advantage they still get the deny somehow
>>557509663Sir this is a shooter.
>>557509772Its well known that chinese and russians cheat at everything
>start game>this is the first thing out of your teammate's mouth before they feed their brains out
which actives as rem besides heroice aura
>>557509772you have shitposters itt baiting people with gender politics (they dont play the game)you have russians ingame that cheat, smurf and mumble into their tincan microphone with their disgusting voice
>Apollo isnt OPexplain why he just raped one of my teams lane to the point that he got our base guardians down after 11 minutes
>>557509936poor guy
>>557509936real>>557509941guardian ward/db
>>557509941Guardian Ward and its upgrade always.Disarming Hex/Decay/Knockdown/Curse depending who on the enemy team needs fucking the most.Alch fire is pretty nice too if you don't need heroic aura for whatever reason and want the gun spike
>>557510010Skill issue on your team, probably.
>>557509746HAHAHAHAHA
>>557510010NTA, Apollo is sorta OP, but if you fucked up that hard for 11 minutes, you were all kinda retarded for not assisting your shitter-lane.
>win a big teamfight from behind>entire map is full of jungle creeps and side lanes pushed up>team goes mid and try to take base guardians>die in a 3v2I'm in Oracle. I thought people were smarter than this. We still won but only after I started barking orders at them.
>>557510084I got focus lense aura barrier and silence wave but as usual allies who never capitalize. How do I equip better mates
Celeste is still the most overpowered of the new characters even after 2 rounds of nerfsShe should unironically have less HP than REM
>sick of 40+ minute games>play tons of brawl>queue a regular>3 people disconnect>14 mins wasted>everyone leaves>you get nothing for this match u may leave nowyeah im thinking isreal is behind this
>>557509837wrong, this is a melee brawler
>>557510275Silence Wave is good too. I'd just get curse if you are willing to pay for focus lense most of the time though
>>557510315swapping the first two upgrades on her 1 was a good nerf but still waiting for them to nerf the scaling and how fast she builds up m1 debuffs
>>557509663how are you getting denied in lane when you literally have an advantage over the denier? do you have cerebral palsy?
>>557509936Sex with this Graves in particular
>>557502273game is basically putting players with 30 hours with people who have 400+ hours, Yoshi is finger fucking you by knuckle fucking those feeders who are out of their league
>>557510574>>557509786ADVANTAGE MY FUCKING ASSTHE ADVANTAGE IS LIKE 0.001 MS waowww that advantagethe enemy guntranny aimtranny aimlabstroon meanwhile can grab my soul every single time unless i perfectly pre-position mouse and start shooting on the orb
Do all boxes spawn at three minutes or do they come in waves? When is it worth running the sewer boxes? When is it worth killing tier 2 camps during laning phase (assume your lane partner bought monster rounds and won't die solo)?
>watch a high rank apollo game>literally 10% accuracy not leading shots at all
>>557510769>gets outplayed>despite having an advantage>gets mad>trannyny rtrooon troona eieiei AIEEIEEjust melee them
>>557510973its not an outplay to be autistically good at clicking the soul orbs, they need to give you a real advantage, rn its far too easy
>tfw you are playing a non hyper carry and realize that your team is simply too retarded to carry no matter how well you play because you aren't playing victor/billy/lash
>>557511108lash can't solocarry though, you do the combo, they're all 30% hp, now they kill you because you do 0 gun dmg
vyper is so fucking fun holy shit
>>557510901Boxes spawn at 2:00 (alongside small camps). Mid boxes at 10:00. Mid boxes are always worth running if you aren't caught out since they're worth like two or three sinners worth of souls/buffs. The tier 2 camps that are one medium denizen and a few small denizens are always worth clearing immediately. The ones that are three mediums depend on how fast/safe your camp clearing is.
>>557511315my fingers hurt playing her having to hold CTRL all game
>>557511429nta but i got toggle crouch binded to my mouse side button, best deadlock control u can have imo only need to press once
Could there be any potential problems with accepting a random Deadlock invite?
>>557511567>>557511567>>557511567
>Last game is coughing babies>Next game every lane loses their guardian by 5 minutes and we get rolledYeah man this isn't really fun lmao
>>557511521no
This game is not worth the tailbone pain to sit in my computer chair to play
>>557497586the game doesn't know what your main rank is you troglodyte if you stomp ritualist games it makes a decision to boost you up while you are winning and decides that you quickly deranking if you land too high is preferable to you having to stomp 30 games in a row to rank up to where you should
>people who smurf having the gall to complain about anything to do with the matchmaking, when the smurfing epidemic is part of the reason why it's so unnecessarily fucked in the first place and struggling to place people properlyI have absolutely no sympathy for you niggers.
>>557511054>being better than me is AUTISM!!!
>>557512174nigga sits like squidward
>Get into game>Enemy team has Graves, Mcginnis and Rem>Literally unable to play the game because every lane is constantly pushing and just get choked to deathWtf algo is deciding the team lineups? The fuck are you supposed to do against that shit?
>>557505424>vote venator>play him once>never touch him again
>>557495035Mina falling off is the biggest meme ever. I swear most people here are boosted animals who abuse party Q and act like they know anything about the game besides snowball.
>>557498597nta but yes
>>557495662>>557495589So same as Dota 2 which is good. I hope niggers and russians get put into permament low prio.
>>557500898The urn play, whatever happened there
>>557508831We are still playing fucking dev build, this isn't about engagement you absolute nigger. Play and give feedback so we can crawl our way to an alpha or beta.
>>557521792> vaginadilated fleshwounds don't count btw
>>557505761yeah this was archon 1 like 2 weeks ago brobie
