ultramar editionPreviously on /coopg/: >>557080746>Latest News/Updates:Darktide:Patch 1.10.4 - Patch Noteshttps://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/patch-1-10-4-patch-notes/118146Vermintide 2:Hotfix 6.9.2 patch noteshttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/552500/view/523109140338311330>AcknowledgedSpace Marine 2Deep Rock GalacticHelldivers 2PaydayThe Outlast TrialsStarship Troopers ExterminationAliens: Fireteam EliteKilling Floor 2BarotraumaLeft4Dead 2Ready Or NotGTFONo More Room in Hell 2Remnant 2Back4BloodEarth Defense Force 6WWZThe Forever WinterFBC: FirebreakKilling Floor 3Daimon Bladesand others>Future gamesDen Of Wolves - TBADarkSwarm - TBABlight: Survival - TBADeep Dish Dungeon - TBA>Build planners:Vermintide 2: http://ranaldsgift.com/Deep Rock Galactic: http://karl.gg/Darktide: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor
>>557531609
Cadia?More like CACAdia!
>>557529310>>557529430>>557530094>>557530206Thanks for the feedback
Stop stealing our OPs and make your own, parasites. I know /coopg/ is the retards containment general but come on.Best regards: /sm2g/
>>557532794Making a big deal out of it is just going to encourage us to steal more, you know.
next event leaked
>>557531068So I'm guessing most of you have seen the scaffolding and ongoing construction aboard the Mourningstar. Do you think it might be the entrance to a new mission mode? People have been asking for the equivalent of VT2's CHaos Wastes.I vaguely remember there being scaffolding for the Havoc mode and around the Shrine of the Omnissiah before the crafting rework.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b0IB7c1VDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiqhCVI91pw
>>557532908Sorry if my game is more successful than yours. It’s okay, feel free to copy us :) We allow you.
>>557533207Sounds like ogryn spam, but why the grenade regen? If it's on elite kill like it sounds, there basically won't be any reason to take anything other than hive scum with the launcher.
>>557533207>killing an elite or special while in coherency with your team will replenish one grenadeyay rpg scum everywhere yaaaay....
>>557533297We need more 40k sexo
557533416Pigbros how do we respond without sounding mad?
>>557531828>>557531609Cute!!!! Anymore???
>>557534741
>>557532794But that image has been posted here before and predates your general
>>557533753Agreed. Unfortunately GW is English and Fatshark is Swedish.
next class is emperor class titan
True Grit?More like True Shit!
this permanent tox gas shit is CANCER on psyker fuck this nigger class and modifier
Dead Shot?More like Dead Shit!
>>557539646The rat was cacadian all along?!
>>557543189Maybe the real cacas were the cadians we made along the way.
>>557532704thread diedhere's the soulblaze build for psykerdoes stupid good damage, just gotta watch your 6 in case your teammates are idiots
>>557546414this is what I use normally on veterantag em frag em guys
I want a pet seal so bad…
>>557546414>no warp charges on soulblaze kill, the actual thing that lets you spam venting shriek>no ranged evade on crit, even without warp nexus (still has good uptime)
>>557543189we're all cacarats
>>557546414>force gs>penetrating flame>no perfect timing>wildfire>no empathic evasion>no penetration of the soul>no vulnerable minds>no in fire reborn
la cacaratcha, la cacaratcha 。。。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvsW-cFb_W8
>>557548535
>>557547020>>557547926What's your havoc rank again, newborn?
>>557550671kys
>>557549640>playing the start of the Metalfab 36 mission>get swarmed by maulers and crushers>rev up my Heavy Eviscerator>it over-penetrates one of the kills and strikes a yellow barrel, throwing my 3 teammates off the ledge but not me>mfw im laughing so hard I can't play and we wipe like 1 minute intot he missionNow that's what I call a throw, bazinga
>>557550671you got blown the fuck out shitter
Yep. Sprint cancel flame staff primary fire spam works. Yessiree
How do power swords/falchions/thunder hammers/power mauls/etc work? What are they doing when you activate them, vibrating really hard or something?
>>557533617>team of 4 scum with infinite ammo rocket launchers>but the game is spawning hundreds of crushers/bulwarks/reapers and a shit ton of plague ogryns on top of thatYou know what? Im here for it. That shit would be pure ludo.
>>557559564https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Power_Fieldhttps://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Powered_weapon
>>557559564Bro thinks shit be working like some mf electric toothbrush type shit
*activates power dildo**shoves it up my ass and fucking explodes*
During missions where the NPCs say in the Vox stuff like, "The team is moving slow," or "Can't you go any faster," etc, is that just scripted dialogue or does it change if you get to that point faster?
>>557567191Hadron we've talked about this
>>557555365shitter critters crawl out of the woodwork, as expected
People here mock each other for being stuck in Havoc 20 or 30 or w/e but I am stuck in fucking damnation.
>>557567416on regular missions it does change, but i think in the first campaign mission on chasm station you'll always be called a slowpoke
>>557559564They emit a field of physics defying fuckery around them that let them destabilizing molecules and cut/smash through stuff like butter
>>557571417And you'll get mocked for that too
Skibbidi shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, dooSkibbidi shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, dooSkibbidi shark
>>557574390Oh shit I didn't realize this was an Assassination mission.
>>557574523Are you threatening me?*goes into combat stance and grabs my katana*
>>557567416It doesn't change, it always says those same lines
>>557571417based retard
>>557571417Ironically there seems to be a threshold at which the skill of randos noticeably improves somewhere in Damnation, where the ones who can figure it go up to Auric and the shitters dabble but tend to go back down to Heresy.
>>557578850I can actually handle Damnation but I sometimes just get these deadweight teams or I quick play into a game where it's like Clandestium Glorianda and they're all dead already and one guy is hanging off a ledge and thirty-three Crushers and a plague ogryn are jorquing it in plain view of me. I am told auric is much better because Damnation filters and Auric players are usually locked in but idk man.
>>557574683You don’t say or do this
>>557579345*takes a lighting fast step past you while unsheathing my katana in a wide arc*Don't i?*sheathes my katana as your upper body falls off your lower body*
>>557579209>Auric players are usually locked in
>>557579854You omitted the "I am told" and the "but idk man" but I'm glad you had fun getting to use your meme.
>>557580178Auric's full of people who thought they got good because of the dodge change and are now learning they're not since it got reverted. Joke's aside, it's a pretty mixed bag.
>>557579209>Auric players are usually locked inLOL!!!
>>557579209>Auric players are usually lockedOh no no no no BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
>>557581242>>557580461very forced
>>557581491>veryWow doubling down are we?
>>557581491I am 100% serious
>>557579209>Auric players are usually locked inAre you kittying me right meow?
woof this general diedguess i am switching to helldivers too (2)
>playing damnation>damn why does this teammate keep dying>level 14
>>557580395>>557583075Just did my first auric game and they were better than any team I've ever had, glued to each other at the hip, everyone was shitting out damage, nobody even took damage until like 50% thru the mission. Felt safer in auric than I ever did in heresy or damnation.
>>557586071Never happened btw
>>557586294I was there and can confirm it never happened
>>557586071How does shit like this even happen naturally? I'm still trying to get "the insane" penance while queueing into random havocs.
I'm so fucking tired of Fartel's Favors. If they bring this dogshit event back in this future I'll quit the game for a few weeks.
I can't wait for the next event to just be cartel's favors again, but instead of tox gas, it's ogryns, and instead of stimms, it's grenades.
>>557585297Damnation is perfectly doable at that level with zero deaths. The only thing holding a low level player back is skill and bad weapons/curios.
>>557596080that's what I did after rushing the eventplaying pillars of eternity
>>557596080I usually like doing the events as a change of pace but mandatory fartgas and dregs only gives me turbocancer when combined with "OOPS ALL STIMMS" spawning.
>>557596080I just don't select those missions. Play HISTG or meal storm instead.
>>557536406big if true
What the skibbidi?*dabs*
Mushroom!
>guy with auric storm survivor title in my damnation game goes down multiple times and is the only one to die>i pick up the medkit from his corpse>he gets mad that i don't put it down even though the other 3 of us are on full health and the objective is on a medicae with 3 charges>i just keep pinging the medicae while he gets progressively madder in chat>i put down the pack in the extraction ship to do a little trolling>he's saying something in voice for the whole ending but i have voice volume at zero>get to the ending screen and it all makes sense, he's a console player
>>557608693Badger badger badger badger
>>557608802that was me you bitch basterd heretic come to atoma i fuck you sister
i'm amazed that nobody made a mod to quieten the eviscerator until this month, and its just some chinese guy.
>>557608802I had a desperado hive scum player complain about an ammo crate being "wasted" in auric. I asked why he cared, since he had refused to take any ammo throughout the entire mission. He said he needed it to fight the plague ogryn.We were 3 hive scum in the team, all with rocket launchers.
>>557600194>OOPS ALL [X]where did this even come from
>>557608994SNAAAKEEEE, IT'S A SNAAAAKEEEE
>>557609480Well obviously, chinese people have more sensitive hearing to compensate for their worse vision.
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/patch-1-10-7-patch-notes/118713New patch
>>557612457From a cap'n crunch marketing joke that plays with the idea of a box being sold with nothing but "berries" as a mistake
6GB patchie, wonder if there's anything new related to 'expeditions' or the extra stuff being built on the Mourningstar
>>557613351+ the new cosmetics
>>557613351Quickpaw said this on the forum>"Maybe I should’ve put bold text on the initial text that said the update would be bigger than normal">"To track down the reasons behind bundle decompression errors, we have made speculative changes to our mesh and level formats. While these won’t impact gameplay, these changes affect a lot of our files, hence the big update size."So doubtful that there's anything regarding the expedition stuff.
>Fixed an issue introduced in Patch 1.10.6 that caused damage calculations to use an incorrect value for what was considered “Far Range”.>Fixed a bug where Forge's Bellow would not trigger a shout when exiting Rampage!>6.0GB
>>557613630I see, that gives better context for the size, wonder if they're trying to patch out parkour or maybe the impossible Daemonhost ritual triggers. I hope they fix people being able to spawn past objective segments (like the 1st bit of Clandestum Gloriana or the hacking bit in the manufactory map that leads into the big open radar array). I always feel bad when people need to wait for the entire duration of the objective instead of just respawning in the objective area
Imagine if it fixed ogryn not being able to vault certain OSHA rails.Imagine.
>Disrupt DestinyThe fuck is this meme shit?
What is the best map and why is it Magistrati Oubliette?
>>557614369What's got your panties in a twist, anon?
>>557614751Because it's one of the few maps with fun areas to fight in, despite them trying their hardest to ruin it with the map updates. No idea why these retards thinks putting poxwalker spawns behind every corner is good map design or "difficult">but we dont want to have a shooting gallerySucks, shouldnt have made a shooter then
>>557613351>>557613720Usually when a hotfix is that big they love to sneak a bit of cosmetics for the next rotation but nope, this time it's sheer fucking incompetence
I miss being able to play Arbitrator in havoc. I hate final toll so goddamn much.
>>557615195the only way they can make something difficult is just by breaking the combat system
>>557615195How the fuck does final toll even affect you as arbitrator? Like sure it's annoying, but shield's block efficiency trivializes most enemies' attack strings and you can easily get a hit in anyway. Are you hardstuck without crutch mines or something?
>>557615594>why does the thing that turns off stagger affect the class whose main job is to stagger things
>>557614369kill a blue, get movement speed. What's not to love!
>>557615594You may as well just play Ogryn at that point the taunt is far more useful than anything arbi can do in a final toll map that isn't boss killing (veteran already covers this)
>>557615594>entire class is centered around staggering shit>make final toll as a modifier which entire point is to make enemies immune to stagger
>>557616175Stagger immunity doesn't really affect arbitrator any more than other classes, it just makes your large amounts of impact less useful. There's a skill that counts enemies as staggered, you know.>>557616267It sorta depends. I'm on the side of thinking ogryn is quite good and as useful as (and sometimes more than) arbitrator. That being said, a well piloted dog is almost invaluable depending on enemy spawns. Both are great.>>557616632BTL still knocks things on their asses, and Nuncio is still Nuncio. Your talents all still work. Your damage is unchanged. Veteran doesn't kill captains. Arbitrator still tanks captains piss easy.It's kinda telling just how shit you faggots are at this game lmao I'm turning off notifications, fuck you stuckies
>i don't enjoy this>REEEE YOU CAN STILL TECHNICALLY DO ITwhy are autists like this?
I don't play havocs and I prefer haz 4.
I am quite fond of a particular videogame difficulty in the critically acclaimed game known as Warhammer 40,000: Darktide from Fatshark Studios, this particular difficulty being known as Havoc which I am currently about to begin partaking in
>>557617427>it doesn't affect you, it just affects youThrilling insight
>>557617427>Stagger immunity doesn't really affect arbitrator any more than other classes, it just makes your large amounts of impact less useful>it doesn't effect you>ok it does but it is not a big dealYou argue like a leftist.
>>557584214Tried the game this sale, turned out to be pretty boring for me. I don't really find the objectives fun to do and the co-op feels non-existent, it's as if you're 4 solo players in the same game.
not even worth a (you)
>>557618849It doesn't affect you.And if it does, it's not that bad.And if it was, that's not a big deal.And if it is, it's probably your fault.And if it wasn't, fatshark didn't mean it.And if they did, you deserved it.
>>557619180Yes, I was looking for this copypasta.
>>557618849Rent free.
Is it out yet?
>>557619624I accept your concession.No need to start your homosexual ERP either.
>>557620026*show deek*Well?
The slop rotation finally gave me something I wanted, now what?
>>557621441Open your wallet. Become a true CACAdian.
>>557621585I already bought it with the free shekels from that one event + the sale they had during the anniversary thing, am I free now?
>>557621671No. You slopped once, you're hooked now.>b..but I used the free shekels haha I'm not a pig!They all say that. Pig./spit
>>557621778maybe I will if they add an interesting class but I doubt it + the DLC classes don't even get any cosmetics
>>557621967You'll oink for a beret don't deny it you hog
>>557621778I will buy some aquilas so fatshark don't need to develope the game further.
>>557622038I will not
>>557622106Oh yes you will, my little piglet...yes you will.... you already did...after all...don't you feel PRETTY?
>>557621135Fatshark cooked
>>557613347Ahhhh I remember this thanks kek>>557618514Cute!!!
i need a scum cosmetic with a cape, so that it looks cool when i dodge off a ledge and zoom through the air like batman
>>557618514Roger that
>>557626159Batman is kinda gay lmao
>>557613946read brainlet. it wont impact gameplay, its just a technical thing
>>557626159you'll look even cooler on an elevator where the physics makes your cape float up like a doofus
>>557626159Sounds like helldivers would be more your speed.
>>557628549no that game is ragebait.
added with the new hotfixthat + Mr Estrogen and OBEYMYFAT going "hey guys WHAT IF chaos wastes hmmmmmmmmmm?" jut like they did before the Hive Scum reveal
>>557633941What is it?
>>557634014well I don't know duh???? retard
>>557633941Epsteinditions???
>>557634146You didn't need to be rude
>>557633941
>>557633941>>557634317>we're finally getting mortis expeditions
>>557633941Where did you get that screencap from? Where do people dig through this stuff?
>>557628549God that game is so unbelievably reddit and cheesy
>>557634380https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>557634317what discord is this?
>>557634849Thanks I didn't need to sleep anyway
>>557634849>muh secret clubBe like that then, I'll just ask the guy that got namedropped on discord
>>557635297No girls allowed, sorry.
>>557635475Why are you posting screenshots from the disc but refusing to just mention which one it is so I may look through the datamines myself? What do you get out of doing that
>>557633941>lets make ANOTHER separate game mode!!!kill them, slice them, cook them, eat them, boil them, destroy them, ANNIHILATE THEM
>chaos wastes but in darktideno thanks if i wanted chaos wastes, i'd play chaos wastes in ratclickenough with this forced roguelike slop everywhere
>>557636117I prefer 10 difficulties myself, it's more varied and interesting that way.
>>557636421>enough with this forced roguelike slop everywherewhat went wrong with this timeline that roguelike blew up so much, that every 0 attention span bozo slurps that shit up
>>557637989It was Hades getting popular right?
>>557626542please be nice to me
>>557638747brainlet is a term of endearment, its not mean
>>557639332oh, okay! yay!
>>557644250That nazi bitch got sentenced to death in the nuremburg trails btw
>>557644250>no helmet>no hear protectionsWHO THE FU-WHO IS-WHAT-I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, WHO IS THIS?
>>557644470>french ww1 outfit>nazi bitch>>557644513poorly trained and psychologically numbed conscript, prease understand
Melee Hive Scum, am I cooking or what?
>>557645521that's not the catachan blade mk7
>>557645521something that's good for hordes.as soon as the armored elites show up you're screwed
>>557645521Retarded blessing choices
>>557646649How so? Hive Scum has +100% cleave in two talent nodes, Heavy Sword's main weakness is that it has single-digit damage into armour, so Bladed Momentum + Perfect Strike sets you up for getting as much Rending as possible so you can deal with mixed hordes more efficiently plus handle Crushers a bit more okay if they're not just completely isolated. Or are you telling me to take Wrath and Headtaker to kill Ragers and Gunners even harder? Like yes they're not GOOD blessings but they're the most important ones and synergize together
Inquisition here, why isn’t your video feed working?
>>557647202Are you seriously trying to make more damage sound bad? You shouldn't even waste your talent points on cleave and should rather go for deathblow for cleavage since that will actually do some damage instead of dropping off instantly. That rending blessing won't do shit when you need it
>>557645521No, this is dogshit.Heavy swords are just plain bad and there's absolutely no fixing them.Go play 5 games of auric maelstrom and 5 games of havoc 40 and then look if it actually feels good to use.I already know the answer, it won't.
>>557648454b-but it's still useable if I have my martyrdom stacks and thrust stacks and headtaker stacks, right?
>>557644673>>557644513>>557644250>>557639332>>557638747Sex with her/these posters
>>557638032fuck no. rogue slop started way before that. started getting trendy with shit like Rogue Legacy 1 and Enter the Gungeon
>>557649979What about FTL: Faster Than Light?
>>557650042FTL was well-regarded. Binding of Isaac too but I don't think either one were fotm-types that caught cheap copycats. By trendy I mean it was fotm streamer bait and played by people who didn't even know what a roguelike was
>>557649331Unironically yes, it will be better, but it'll still absolute dogshit when compared to stuff like the relic blades or eviscerators.
>>557649331The heavy sword has no hidden meta, no matter what blessing or perks or talents you take with it, it will always be worse than any other weapon you could take in its place.
>>557652903Hot take;Only way to fix the heavy sword and make it usable is to give it uncanny strike.
>>557653389Or make the special apply brittleness
untranny strike lol
>>557653389a weapon that doesnt do armor pen OR uncapped cleave will never be desirable in the current meta because your only 2 threats are>crusher wallor>gunked down by hard to cleave trash that spawns faster than you killnothing else is dangerous (except specials but special killing tools exist outside this equation mostly)the only way to make heavy sword relevant is to make the things that heavy sword kills the best dangerous. Rn it kills dreg ragers and medium hordes the best. But even if you did make those things dangerous, stuff like the flame staff would still kill em better lol. tldr: There cant be balance until>non crusher non havoc hordes are actually dangerousAND>outliers get nerfed
>>557649979Wasn’t ETG actually kinda fun though
>>557654912PS: retards will see this and go>no bro you can totally just buff crushers instead of nerfing uncanny(now the heavy sword takes 5 extra hits to kill them and you especially want to use the ds over it)>no bro just buff rager hp if they just instadie to soulblaze(now the heavy sword cant get BM off them anymore + dots benefit from higher hp pools anyway)I despise how retarded these fags are & how fatshark actually listens to them.
>>557649979the first one I played was nuclear throneIt's weird how people hate the idea of randomized perks just because they associate it with dogshit indie games btw
Dab
This game runs like shit I swear to God. All those Indian made cosmetic slop shit are unoptimized as fuck and make up half the fucking game files. If being born in Swedistan wasn't such a punishment, I'd make it mandatory that each Swede rape baby gets kicked in the fucking balls for 3 days right after their birth. Turbonuke this country and salt the ground just to be sure we don't make the mistake again of letting those subhuman snowniggers thrive as a "culture."
>chaos wastes added to darktide>you have to play it with all the auric randoms casual shitters
>>557667378So it won't be a dead game mode?
>>557667742Darktide itself is dead.
>>557667972>he said in the darktide general
>>557667378I don't actually mind the community in darktide. They're bad players but they're actually generally nice people who want to socialize at least in my experience. Most of the time anyway. in VT2 you have a lot of really antisocial people who will just kill off a chaos wastes lobby if they don't like any choice you made, it sucks sometimesThis reminds me though, there are absolutely a fuckton of mad-cause-bad leavers in DT so I don't know how a chaos wastes concept could handle that. I'm afraid they'll make it extremely streamlined and boring like mortis trials to accomodate for that. Maybe it should be party finder only, like Havoc
>>557668160>mad-cause-bad leavers in DTThat's me! I'm that!
>>557669391What does the ikea flag have to do with anything?
>>557669391>game is developed by _____
>he doesn't know
>>557669391delete this filth and let it not be upon thine eyes again.
>>557670157>wemen
>>557669391
Dude I hate Sweden.
Does this ever get updated/added onto?
>>557673682no!
>>557673682I think they added more to it once in the past, with Havoc. Don't think they ever added any after that
>>557673806I see...*puts the shotgun barrel in my mouth*
>>557673917Got room for one more barrel in your mouth? :3
>>557673987Not for a horrible player like you, sorry low-skill shitter
>>557675085Do horrible players have bigger "barrels"?
>>557675298Yes, to compensate.
>>557675482As opposed to good players who use skill to compensate for having small barrels???
>american posting hours
>>557676698>europoor seething hours
>>557673682The DLCs add like 1000 points to it so I doubt they'll put more stuff in there.
>>557650523FTL had its own cheap copycats over the years but most never took offhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/212680/discussions/0/594019565986403468/I'd say Slay the Spire was one of the game that popularized roguelites, in particular deckbuilders, and spawned even more knockoffs to this day.
Bros... it's my time.
>>557656585>Wasn’t ETG actually kinda funNot kinda; it was, and is, very fun, and it really hasn't been topped since; there are no good copycats that I know of, either. It really nailed its niche and nothing else has even made a solid attempt at approaching it.Yes, I'm extremely excited for the sequel.
>>557681104You can fix her
>>557681809She went down to a crusher overhead 75% through the mission and left the strike team. : (
>>557681936Dumb bitch
>>557681104I don't want to fix her. I want her to break me.
>>557683519extremely gay post bravo, made me cringe
>>557683582how is liking women gay?
>>557684310that's what's amazing, you somehow managed to make it gay
>>557681175Good to know. I got it on sale for like 5 bucks but haven’t gotten around to playing it yet. Will hopefully be cool.
>>557681175I thought the sequel looked really lame visually but it's hopefully gonna be good mechanically
>>557533753
>>557686792would be good art if she didn't inexplicably have hulk armssome of these muscle girl artists really need to touch grass, these are literlaly arnold tier and the rest of her is fairly feminine
EDF 6 is half off and I boughted it. What am I in for?
>>557687464>some of these muscle girl artists really need to touch grassKiki Vhyce
>>5576879241. she's on extreme amounts of test given her shoulders2. her arms are still 50% smaller than the pic
>>557688068>she's on extreme amounts of test given her shouldersAll bodybuilders take pics right after a pump, and she's been pretty open about her previous anavar use
>>557688889>previousongoing anon, a womans natural hormones can't support shoulders that bigalso spoiler that shit next time it's actively vileanyway you're missing the point, that drawn repentia has natty female physique except for her delts and arms which are arnold tier. I don't know why you think an anavar freak bimbo is relevant
>>557687924Bitch could do with some buccal fat removal
>>557689782I'm tired of everyone turning themselves into the bogdanoffs.
>>557689975Buccalnoff
>>557689975yeah women should just stick to anavar and maybe some test
>>557690315Bitches should stick to cooking and cleaning
>unlocking auric on my veteran (h8 veteran)>3 good damnation wins in a row>only need one more (if I lose then I have to do two more instead)>it's clandestium glorianda
>>557692971Las pistol marksman headclick spam will see you through
>>557693492Bro, he's playing damnation. You really think he has the girth and the juice to pull that off?
>>557693852It's really not that difficult to master, it's probably one of the most brain dead vet builds you could take since it works on nearly every target, and the ones it doesn't work on are solved by kraks.
>>557693492How do you change wargear mid-mission and also how do I travel back in time to do that?
>>557694071Hi, i'm from the future and i'm here to tell you that india is 6 years away from creating the first time machine
>>557694071Your fault for relying on quickplay, always pick your maps
>>557694172>The first thing it's used for is for the scientists to go back in time and gang rape the lead scientists younger sister before she died to a train
>>557694432Oh are you from the future too?
Actually from the future here, time travel is lame and gay because if you do anyt
>>557694820Don't worry about it.
>>557693492I got Clandestium Gloriandookie again but dark this time but I carried the most dogshit Ogryn player you've ever seen through it anyway and then steamrolled a rolling steel so I can set this shit down now.
Fuck chaos wastesI want admech and i want it NOW!!!
Chaos wastes (Large manufacturing complex) with Skitarii class launched alongside it. Drops are an RNG item but also a currency to alter every aspect of the drops you get (or upgrade a normal item at high cost)
NNNNOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!
NOW NOW NOW NNNNOOOOOWWW!!!!
>join hard strat to do a quick run>level 13 and level 15 both without prestige>boss spawns along with 2 extremis and a bunch of majoris>both of them get instantly downed without killing a single thing>just barely kill all of it>they proceed to respawn and start sucking up all the stims and grenades>another boss spawns>they both instantly die again>kill the boss and leave the game right before they respawn>redo the mission with bots and they die lessI have console fatigue.
>>557699769They haven't learned to block melee or dodge it sounds like
>>557699769Usually I give those lobbies a try but it really chips away at you whenever your worst fears are realized.
>lose match>get auric storm survivoruh ok
Is this the right thread to complain about Darktide in? I am so fucking tired of people in my Damnation and Auric runs, not because of skill level or anything but like why the FUCK do so many people not pick up plasteel and diamantine? I NEED that shit man and I've seen some truly egregious stuff like people opening boxes and only taking the ammo/grenade/stimms out of it and LEAVING PLASTEEL. Game feels like shit to play unless I'm using a hyper mobile escape artist build because I have to run all over the place grabbing the crafting materials nobody else seems to give a rats ass about.
>>557703224Long time players don't need it and have stopped bothering with it a long time ago
>>557703301This shit is so gay man I need so fucking much of it, and it's not like I'm a "new" player either, I have 250h played, just a lot of it was before crafting was even in the game. I guess I'm just stuck on shroudfield Zealot forever until I get all the shit I want to make. Still makes it miserable to grind up my melkcoin with all my other operatives though. Lazy karking pieces of shit man.
>>557703459play havoc and you get a weekly cache of materials and said materials don't spawn in mission so there's no wasted time running around looking for it
>>557699769What game is this in reference to?
>>557703459It used to be way fucking harder. Now i don't see it as something all that bothersome
>>557703589Oh damn, I had been shying away from trying havoc because I don't feel confident enough in Auric yet, good lookin' out brother I'll give it a try soon.
What build functions most like the T-800 Terminator?
>haven't played in a while but saw some cool raven guard art so I came back, painted up some raven guard camos and started playing again>heard about the new champion and weapon skin, the skin looks cool (aside from the ridges on the helmet) so I'm going to cannibalize it for my guys>but the weapon is a bolt pistolOut of all the... not even the knife or stalker bolter? Anyway did they finally make the bolt pistol good? Does it have a niche now aside from just having a lot of spare ammo?
THinking about it, it's kind of funny that people pretend that Darktide has real difficulty. You can literally just outrun your enemies if you pick the right weapon, lol. How is that a functional horde game? How would enemies ever be dangerous if you can just outrun them? Fucking retarded.
I urge my fellow posters to not engage with the post above mine, as it is obviously bait.
>>557706481you are sprinting away from the threat, so to speak. ingrained it seems
>>557706421Well you don't win the game by running away from the horde.
>>557706640Unless you're playing an assassination mission you totally can
>>557706794
>>557707136does not require you to kill enemies to complete you're also missing the actual point which is that no engagement is actually an engagement if you can just turn 720 degrees and sprint away whenever you want. In better games (Vermintide 2, made by Fatshark when it was good) you actually have to fight the things you pull unless you play the knife-stealth zealot prototype class
>>557707529You're not going to complete it if you don't kill the enemies though.
>>557707828I told you it was bait you fucking retard.
>>557707828You can with stealth or other actives. Also, you ignored the actual meat of my point: >you're also missing the actual point which is that no engagement is actually an engagement if you can just turn 720 degrees and sprint away whenever you want. In better games (Vermintide 2, made by Fatshark when it was good) you actually have to fight the things you pull unless you play the knife-stealth zealot prototype class>>557707901You can just not respond if you don't like the conversation (just like how you can just not fight the 10 crushers that show up and sprint away instead)
>>557708021You can disengage, yes, but you will have to deal with the enemies eventually because you cannot, in fact, run through the entire level. You could maybe, MAYBE, do some missions with a specialized shroudfield build, but that's circumventing the entire point of the game so why would you anyway?
>>557708560>You could maybe, MAYBE, do some missions with a specialized shroudfieldYou can actually do every mission except assassination missions by just sprinting throutgh with stealth and killing 0 things. The game has a spawncap and it stops spawning shit and your stealth keeps it miles behind. People routinely do it to carry others through Havoc 40 for resources. >You can disengage, yes, but you will have to deal with the enemies eventuallyBeing able to choose WHEN you fight an enemy by simply sprinting away from engagements to seek space/reload/magdump/heal/infinite kite loop is a gigantic huge massive advantage the player has over enemies that is atypical for horde games and certainly did not exist in VT2my original point was that it's funny you can just choose to become immune to all enemies by holding down sprint and walking away when you're pressured. This heavy detracts from the difficulty and tension
>>557708807>a gigantic huge massive advantage the player has over enemies that is atypical for horde games and certainly did not exist in VT2Not the same game, obviously. It doesn't mean it's a bad thing that it's designed this way. And as you said, you can only do that with some weapons and builds anyway.
>>557708996>It doesn't mean it's a bad thing that it's designed this way.I think it is a bad thing because it inherently trivializes all melee enemies and the ranged enemies have retarded AI and get autododged by sprint too>And as you said, you can only do that with some weapons and builds anyway.every single class with even the slowest weapon can sprint faster than enemies on a per engagement level, you only need to use knife/stealth for the actual 0 kill mission completes. I think it is horrid design that this is possible
>>5575332074 drugged up lunatics with infinite rocket launchers, I am going to be laughing like a small child with my friends as we rocket spam the event
>>557533207It'll just be the waking giants event again. The grenade box is just because it's an epic meme, red herring
>>557709079Well, I disagree. The game gates you several times a level, it's not like you can run all the way back to the start or run all the way through to the end. Again, unless you're playing a specialized stealth build, you WILL have to deal with those enemies eventually. There's literally nothing wrong with being able to retreat, regroup, and take favorable positions, especially in a setting so rooted in tactical gameplay as 40k is.
>>557709272>you WILL have to deal with those enemies eventually.The difference is that in a game with actual tension and difficulty, you have to deal with those enemies NOW. Being able to sprint kite them just totally kills the tension. It rapes the gameplay fundamentally and Darktide can never have real difficulty because of it, it always boils down to "Kite the blob" as if it was one of those topdown shooter games.
>>557709328I'm afraid that's just a matter of subjective opinion. Maybe you're just too sweaty and need to play a more demanding game? Or maybe you have like 3k hours played and need to accept you've grown past what the game can offer, idk. Game's plenty fun for me :)
>>557708807It's the stealth ability that breaks the game. And I agree it's not great design. But for every other class and build the game works perfectly fine. Nothing wrong with being able to speedrun a level. People do this in all games. Helldivers 2 is even worse. It doesn't even incentivize coop play.In practice I don't think it's much of an issue for Darktide. Stealth knife zealots are nearly extinct. And the average player is TOO SLOW, not too fast.
headtaker or thunderous for the chainaxe
>>557709750>Stealth knife zealots are nearly extinct.I love it personally but I'm usin' it to backstab specialists and be a guardian angel for everyone who goes down. Feels amazing dropping out of stealth with your Purgatus primed and just wiping a whole horde off of somebody's downed body. Broski's complaining about a style of play that he doesn't have to engage with at all.
>>557709328Kiting is a skill in itself and it rewards map knowledge and understanding of game mechanics. What constitutes "real difficulty" is an endless debate. Some argue all difficulty in PvE games is fake and gay, since AI is deterministic. But then you're reminded that players are wiping in malice...
>>557709838thunderous increases damage vs crushersheadtaker increases damage vs everythingin conclusion, take headtaker
>>557709843yes and i think that's why fatshark put it in the game. People like it. And since 99.99% of players decide not to abuse it, it's not a problem they're actively trying to fix. I just wanted to point out that anon is correct in saying stealth + speed is highly exploitable. My take is that every game is exploitable.
>>557687464>woman whose job is to swing around a 50kg chainsaw around>woman who also lives and exists 40 000 years into the future with genetic modification bullshit>expecting them to not look same as women now do and not built like a brick shit houseEven IRL us humans didn't look the same as we do now 40 000 years ago, we WON'T look the same 40 000 years in the future.
>>557710163Yeah I understand that, I was just yappin. I wasn't aware that you can actually outrun the spawn cap as he pointed out, cause I've never thought to try. I just think he's got a very focused idea about the stickiness of engagement that he would prefer, and the stealth+knife thing is just an aside.
why do people like the accatran shotgun
>>557710578i enjoy watching my enemies burn
Are swedes still being horseshit?
>>557710639it's technically still winterwe don't know if they can make it to the office
>>557711032fucking lmao
>>557633941this looks fucking cool
>>557636117Simply remove Havoc and let us select whichever mission we want, on whatever difficulty we want, with exactly those modifiers we want instead. That will make enough room for a nonmeme game mode
>>557706138It competes with the HBP for gun strike damage at this point (I believe dmg HBP > dmg BP > other HBP > other BP), which means now the HBP is arguably just BP but worse unless those minor damage increases are worth it for you.>>557703595Looking at the catalogue, it seems /sm2g/ archived overnight without reaching bump limit and no one has made a new thread. I was also confused seeing posts about that game here just now.
i really enjoy playing fast zealot. should i buy HIV cum?
>>557712302I would say yes. Scum is fast, deals more damage but is less tanky.
>>557712302it's even more a one hit death. Very fun tho, remeniscient of payday 2 with the pistols alongside the fullauto mod. Wait for a sale tho
>>557710247I mean you’re technically right in the case of Sisters but regular women are more or less the same as modern women with exceptions being mentioned as such.>>557704895Basically anything to do with Arbites
>>557698053>>557697646>>557696737>>557694967Good things come to those who wait :)
>>557711032This one's my favorite out of these threads.https://files.catbox.moe/3mh5ya.mp4
>>557715016damn that's a good scream
>>557684519>>557687464>>557688068>>557689164>>557689975>>557690730based truth speaker
>>557704895Castigator shotgun arbites
i really wish mortis trials could be done solo on a decent diff. there are 0 players in my server at any time of day. its only the fucking trappers and daemonhosts and dogs that do it. i've gotten to the final wave twice now and died, very aggravating.
why aren't you accepting him to your 30-40 lobbies you gatekeeping chud fucks
>>557719138>I played with you earlier this morning. You’re a decent player but you’re still new at Havoc trying to join mid twenties and up Havoc isn’t going to help you learn. There is a difficulty jump every 5 levels. Trying to play a Havoc 27 when the highest you’ve cleared is 15 is not a great idea simply because you haven’t learned the ropes of Havoc yet.lollmao even
Any good "dead" coop games? With low player counts.
>>557719408darktide
>>557719138It always baffles me when I see people with char levels at nearly 1k and tiny havoc levels, what are these people even doing in this game
>>557719567Spamming aurics
>lets make a game where the hud covers 90% of the screengood idea
>>557719616what game is it?
>>557719567Also the fact that they have 1k hours in vet but have never played another class. Like did you buy this game just to play one class and nothing else
>>557719660space beast terror fright
>>557719616don't be dissing space beast terror fright
>>557719616This looks sick though
>>557717716At that point just change the region. EU has some active players right now.>>557719567To be fair they could have played a lot before havoc was a thing and been away from the game the last year.
>>557719616The HUD, weapons, and muzzle flash was specifically designed to be that way in SBTF to increase the sense of claustrophobia and reduce your visibility during extremely hectic engagements. On paper it looks really bad but ingame it feels fantastic because it meshes with the core design of the game so well.
>>557710578>big spread with still decent damage makes it aimlet friendly at med range>decent boss DPS from fire rounds and Full Bore>looks chunky with chunky shooting sound>high mobility with fast swap speed and ability to reload shells while sliding makes it decent as a sidearmIt's not amazing or meme-worthy with its infinite cleave fire shot removed, but it's usable on most classes outside Havocs
>>557719567having fun playing aurics and maelstrom and ignoring havoc after my first clear
>>557719408These all looked somewhat interesting. Dead=practically 0 discussion
>>557719567lets not pretend that havoc is anything other than putrid dogshit.
>>557719408Sven coopNo More room in hell
>>557719408>goodNot really>deadLiterally most of them
>>557715016>>557711032Inquisitors LOSTchaosGODS WON
>>557711032
It's kinda incredible how the people you get in Auric Maelstroms are leagues and leagues worse the teammates you get just queueing for regular Auric
>>557725858holy skill issue
>>557725987right? It's fascinating.
I oinked, I'm a cadian now
>>557727137delete this, the Fall of Cadia was like 9/11 X 1000000000 it's not funny
When’s the next class going to be revealed?
>>557727246i apologize
>>557727595Cadia Stands!
>>557725987It's the other way around for me.People in regular aurics tend to be fucking abysmal and maelstroms are mostly fine.
>>557727539Most likely at the Warhammer Skulls event like they did with arbites.So around late May this year. Around 3 ish months to go.
>>557728836bet they won't have a trailer available at this event
>play new BF6 season 2>slide>enemies can still hit meSHIT GAME
>>557731184sir this is co-op games, that's a pvp game
>>557731559Deception. Actually the post is about darktide and how the game is giving me brain damage.
is there even a use to castigator stance??
>>557732191Press F to survive all kinds of absolute bullshit.It's good for breaking out of a bad position.
>>557732386you shouldn't be in a bad position to begin with
>>557732676yeah but shit happens
>>557732726break the line would help you control crowds so that shit wouldn't happen
>>557732191it lets you tank enough fall damage that you can skip big portions of some maps
>>557733450nothing can stop retarded teammates from getting into bad positionsit can be used to clutchit can be used to take spaceit can be used to push gunner linesetc...
NOW HEAR THIS
>>557733918>nothing can stop retarded teammates from getting into bad positionsthis goes back to not being in a bad position to begin withplaying with retarded teammates is going to get you into retarded positions unfortunately
>>557734264literally my point. Agreed
I don't like the pacing of Darktide. Combat is fun, but that's also all there is. The game is much faster than Vermintide which means you never really have a time to appreciate the surroundings, and the party banter (which is almost nonexistent in the first place compared to Vermintide). It's 95% just special call-outs, with occasionally replaying the same tired old dialogue for the 80th time.
>>557735182luckily the surroundings are dogshit looking and you got a nigger in the vox insulting you. I prefer all of this to be drown out by boltgun shells and steel
>>557735182Play uprising if you want to go on a tour
>>557735501Play Havoc 40 if you want to go on a sweat escapade
>>557735182>The game is much faster than Vermintide which means you never really have a time to appreciate the surroundingsVery true. Although I think they could fix this with better framing instead of pacing. For example that Carnival map that ends in an Arena. with the roof opening, it's kino. But the game keeps the players attention low, so we don't see it. There are many cool places in darktide but our attention is so focused on what's straight ahead at eye level we don't notice it.
>Tripwire saleThis is your chance fellow future blast haverhttps://store.steampowered.com/sale/tripwirepublishersale2026
>>557736921
Can anyone recommend a fun Zealot build that's auric capable? I tried that Fatmangus build someone recommended but it's such dogshit.
>>557738660Of course it's shit, it's built for failure (taking damage) when the zealot should be built for success (dealing damage)
>youtuber build is shit and retardedwew
>>557738821>>557738890Okay then why did you recommend it?
>>557739013It was a joke, you actually did it? lol lmao!
>>557710247>swinging a chainsaw around is all armsSorry no, would be mostly a back and shoulders and forearm thing (and whole core) There's just no excusing anatomically shit art.
>>557739013I didn't, I argued against the build in previous threads and got dogpiled by parasocial retards for my trouble, I wasn't about to get into that again to save you from taking a trash build into the game. Take a martyrdom or blazing piety build like everyone else.
>>557738660If you can't make your way through an auric mission with the relic blade and almost 500 HP no amount of build is gonna help your dogshit ass sorry anon
>>557738890Getting people to discuss the game and post builds here is like pulling teeth so youtube is much easier.
>>557739246Did you recommend a build or just angrily shit on something you saw while contributing nothing, by chance?
>>557739752Sounds like you never tried, every time I've asked people have given me builds and every time I've posted mine I got good feedback
>>557736921>none of the girls are cute>gunslinger still not out>PREMIUM BATTLEPASS monetization sceheme>deadgaemnot even for free, sorry
>>557740464I did, like I said, take martyrdom or blazing piety with book and beacon like everybody else who actually wants to contribute, or at least fury.
>>557740578Proof?
>>557736921is the chat finally implemented?
>>557740698Simply make a post asking for advice normally, you don't always have to act jaded and shit to fit in
>>557740672>take this talentOkay, other 29 talents? Weapons? Blessings? Perks? Marks? Curios? Tips on how they're used?
>>557740740It's on the roadmap
>>557735182The surroundings thing is true, just about everyone says the same thing, even if the levels are rather dull, they still have that signature 40Kino aesthetic that makes it attractive and charismatic, servo skulls and and everything everywhere, sometimes you just want to appreciate the universe being brought to life. Everything else is negligible though.
>>557740793NTA but I get what he means. Depending on the hours, I can ask for help for clarification on a mechanic or how to build something and get my post repeatedly ignored for a few days, until I act intentionally retarded and make a dumb inflammatory statement involving misinformation in an intentionally obtuse way, which makes 8 anons immediately appear out of the woodworks and give me an essay length explanation on the mechanic, why it works, why my post is retarded and then give me builds explaining every point in detail.
>>557741498I've been browsing a lot the past couple weeks cause I started doing havoc again and I genuinely have not seen a single darktide related question ignored in this time
>>557738660Almost any zealot build is auric capable, just pick a wep you like and learn the fundamentals any Auric failure is literally just "you didn't learn the fundamentals" it's not build basedThat said if you need a starting point try out brutal momentum + headtaker combat axe with laspistol, can also do headtaker+slaughterer chainaxe (either) then go for charge and either left or right keystone, rest you just pick the stuff thats obviously good for melee and DR and you'll be fine
>>557740829It depends on what keystone you want, but since most zealot builds are melee focused and the node paths are narrow, all the builds are going to look similar asides from keystones, abilities and auras.>WeaponsThe relic blade is by far the most versatile of the zealot weapons, stick carapace and unyielding on it. I personally go with syphon and cranial grounding for the blessings.>MarksNever take MkX>CuriosDepends on your keystones and on the difficulty, for martyrdom you want two or three wounds, and stamina for blazing piety. If you're going into havoc, toughness is less useful than damage and corruption resistance. For the rest of the curio perks you want ability regen, revival speed and block efficiency as you like.Basically just build to put out damage and avoid taking it.
>>557741994yay tits
Which should I go for for my final Prestige on the Bulwark?
>>557741923How do you feel about Wrath on the Relic Blade? Some people say it's useless because the weapon already has good cleave, other people recommend it, IDK who to believe.
>>557743419Masterful Defence
>>557743480It's okay because more cleave is always useful, especially against mixed hordes, but there are better blessings and wrath isn't useful when the special is active. It doesn't really matter too much on auric, so feel free to take it on that difficulty.
>heldrake finishes his attack>I jump out of cover to attack a terminator in cooldown of his attack>suddenly I get hit and staggered by something for like a third of my life (I even had armor)>I'm caught of guard searching for whatever dealt that damage, see nothing not even a sniper>second hit, I dieEither there was some connection issue and there was an invisible opponent there, the heldrake fire damage lingered after the animation or Saber just went "fuck that guy" and pushed the fuck that guy button because I don't know what happened. The mission was going great (aside from the vanguard dying a few times) and I had 70% of my health two medpacks but I was too shocked to use them in time.
>>557743419>bought SM2 last month>haven't played it yet>intending to try it when I finish with a couple of things in DarktideSo excited bros : )
>>557743419>still doesn't have masterful defenceI grabbed it the moment I saw it, just running at a shooting rubric or warrior can speed up your banner cooldown.
>>557743772why my pc can run darktide but not this game
>two teammates downed in dreg flames>use zealot book>instead of getting them up, hive scum bodyshots the pox flamer and gets us both blown off the ledge
>>557741994Weird image>>557742136They don’t look like that
is Arc Raiders still in flavor or it's over?
>>557746640Yes they can.
>>557744258>>557747681ESL retards
>>557749527ok Pajeet
>>557730769They had one last year, they'll have one this year too.Pretty much all of the warhammer skulls stuff are just trailers.
With the added construction on the Mourningstar and some dataminers finding something that says play expeditions frame, do you think there's hope of getting a big content patch for Darktide this year?
>>557762512Chaos Wastes
>>557762512Yes, we will get the Hive Wastes mode. Random weapons shrines will be even more ignored than they were in Vermintide. People will demand to farm certain missions rather than moving on. Morons will quit immediately on death for whatever stupid penances are involved. Crushers will be there.
>>557762916NOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>557748036But not usually
>>557762916Did not know that's what chaos wastes was like with random people, sounds kind of miserable with that. When I played it with friends, it was just a ton of fun
How absolutely fucked do you think the armorblobs are going to be in the upcoming event to even justify infinity grenades?
>>557764094They weren't like that with random people.
>>557764408Considering that the special emblem-thingy is the Ogryn big box of boom, hilariously large
>>557764408It'll be a reworked Angry Ogryns modifier and nothing else
>>557764408My prediction? The grenade motif on the insigna is because>event is waking giants recycled>waking giants spawns a lot of ogryns>ogryn>ogryn has a box>and the frag grenade>put it on the insigna!
>>557764408>>557765894There's an upcoming event?Also it includes infinite grenades based on what?What's the sauce?
>>557764094>>557764418I've played to get like most white skins in CW other than a couple careers I don't like and I've had people quit only a handful of times. Most of the time they ride out even the shittiest most doomed runs because gambler's fallacy kicks in and they think>next one, next one will make me OP and we can get through thisand sometimes it actually did happen too. It's kind of good design from a meta angle because of this. Surely by accident but still. My guess is that the Nu-Fatshark DT CW equivalent will be >mortis trials but you do like 3 short maps in a row >you get all your perks randomly so you're not invested>people just leave and get replaced instantly by someone who doesn't care either>no weapon mechanics because the overwhelming CW feedback was that the random weapon shrines were bad (just dont use them then shitter) >gamemode dead
>>557766069Datamine says that "Allies in Coherency regenerate a blitz charge when you kill an elite or specialist" or something along those lines. Which means it's going to go absolutely insane from scaling with the amount of elites/specialists in Damnation/Auric.
>>557766069This >>557533207Also not infinite grenades, but grenade replenishment on elite kill, which is effectively infinite for Kraks and RPGs.
>>557533207>>557766303>one scum is going to shoot RPG's the whole mission and have 3 million damage while everyone else gets nothinggonna be boring
>>557766276>>557766303Ooh, that sounds nice.I'll play that event, sounds like fun.
>>557766449These events seem to be for scum to show off, I guess to make people more likely to buy the class
>>557766449>>557766303The event is supposed to make you jealous of hive scum and you buy it. Fatshark is extremely transparently jewish, not incompetent
Leaked image of the new Longshanks class being added this summer.
>>557766786>I am the law.
>>557766786>Long arm of the lex
>>557766786>ATTENTION BLOCK FODDER
>>557766948kek
>>557766786Finally, new arbites cosmetics
>>557766786>THIS IS THE WILL OF THE LEX
>>557766189>>no weapon mechanics because the overwhelming CW feedback was that the random weapon shrines were bad (just dont use them then shitter)what the hellhaving to play with random-ass weapons was precisely what made it so much fun
>>557766786Nice it's Judge Death.
>>557767641>having to play with random-ass weapons was precisely what made it so much funAnd in Darktide that wouldn't work at all since 90% of the weapon roster is genuine dogshit that is practically unusable in higher difficulties.Like yeah, have fun playing psyker using a heavy sword and a autopistol on a build that's mean to have a fucking flame staff and venting shriek.Or using a braced autogun on a specialist sniper vet build.
>>557767641I felt the same way but every time I see someone say he hates CW it's because he just wants to use his meta wep and keep upgrading that. Which you literally fucking can it just costs a bit more. People are just retarded
>>557768027What about a system where weapon altars roll 3 random weapon types and let you pick 1, kinda like how you can pick between 3 random blessings after trial chests? That would be considerably less frustrating, I think?
>mission where the ending involves putting five batteries in a crate>we do left container first>there's no batteries in it>Zealot modeled after Saltzpyre types "THERE WAS NONE?">all five in other side's containers obviously>me and Ogryn tossing them all at once toward the objective Payday style up ledges and stuffIDK what you guys are talking about, Auric has been a huge step up for Damnation, every game I get a locked in team and everyone sticks together and works well.
>>557768857I wish I had your luck in quickplay
>>557768682Still wouldn't be great considering that this game genuinely has like 110 different weapons in it.Having just 3 options could still land you shit hand like>OG auto pistol>headhunter autogun>graia IAGIt'd just be ass.You'd need at least 10 different choices so it doesn't feel like you're getting cucked.But at that point the whole gambling mechanic gets silly.
>>557768682That's just a sliding scale of mitigating RNG, not solving the actual issue behind the idea. DT builds are pretty reliant on weapons and sometimes even specific upgrades of those weapons to work well, no idea how that compares to VT2 but it wouldn't be usable with the existing DT build system.You can mitigate that RNG all you want, but it'll still feel shit until you hit some point where it stops feeling like you're just not getting to play what you want to play to feeling like there is no point in it being RNG.Random upgrades, that add to what is already on your weapons, though? That could work. Choose between three upgrades that add a nice bonus without compromising what you've already got.
>>557768857I've literally never seen a 0-5 split. I thought it's 1-4 at most?
>>557769923Yeah it was a 0-5. We cleared out the first container and it took us a while to move to the next because I think everyone was in disbelief that it had nothing and we kept double-checking while fighting. Then we went to the other side and tossed them all out the back and the Ogryn was hurling them up onto the ledge, I was catching them and yeeting them onto the landing pad. It was very cool. I've always seen 3-2 myself.
>>557766786Whether you want to admit it or not, having this charge and yell at you would be horrifying.
>>557770782To be totally honest a regular Arbitrator yelling and charging at me would make me horrified anyways
>>557769803>Choose between three upgrades that add a nice bonus without compromising what you've already got.This is just mortis trials again
>>557769803You can just set it up literally like VT2. Gamba option, safe upgrade option. Risk vs reward. If you decide to run a build that NEEDS the flame staff and can't risk getting an autopistol, then you just don't gamble. Compared to when you play, a melee ogryn and any weps work so you gamble but you don't get to aim towards a specific busted interaction that way unless really lucky. Or even the flamestaff psyker himself might just gamble his melee cause it's flexible. I think the design is a non issue. The RNG "Problem" is literally already solved by the existence of upgrade shrines.
Chaos wastes, but the shrines randomize your class and build instead.
>>557766786NOT SO FAST, MISTER
Anyone remember or know how long it took for Darktide to go from having construction in the hub to releasing Havoc or maybe Mortis Trials?
>>557766786>>557772276plz more of this
>>557772276Squat mercenary class when?
>>557773083I got something for you to squat on right here*unzips my rock hard cock*
>>557773637Sure, come here..
>>557774257OW OW OW you're OW doing OW it OW wrong
>>557772276ROCK AND STONE
any latest rat news `?
>>557770140I choose to remain skeptical until I see better evidence.
>>557774989The price of cheese has increased again. Strangely, the price of peanut butter just keeps going down.
Post your toon.
>>557775853
>>557775853more like troon haha
>>557775959:(
>>557775959gotteeem
>>557775853Me Ogryn sah
>>557775853Just play a fuckin vet at this point>>557775902needs a hood or something, it looks weird with a bare head
>>557776150hehe what a lad, not a fan of the pants tho
>>557776194No hood.
>>557776325I want to change them too but I keep forgetting, I liked the boots initially is why I used them but I noticed the clipping and clashing vibe later.
>>557775902>>557776390No gloves, no hood, no class
>>557775902greaves don't really match the armor on shoulers
>>557775959LOOOL
>>557775853No thanks, as you can see this thread always resorts to nitpicking and criticism for the sake of criticism.
>>557776718Pussy.
>>557775853>go ahead dox yourselfNo thanks.
>>557776919I already know who you are anyway.
>>557776989How did you know i was tanner?
>>557775853I peaked years ago.
>>557777168It's so perfect. This is actually a 10/10 character.
>>557777123The characteristic smell of rancid sweat and rot coming from the folds beneath your moobs.
>>557777349you're weird
>>557777520you're Tranner
>>557777520>>557777562oh get a room you two!
>>557777710I don't want anything to do with this freak
I kinda miss the daily Trannerposting, too bad he died during Christmas.
>>557777168The only thing that could make this better is lipstick and mascara
>>557777168>>557777251>>557777982samefag
Penance Cosmetics > Commissary > Commodore's Vestures
>>557776919>colorblind clown ashamed of his kit bashlol
>>557778131upset troon
>>557777936no I didnt
>>557778691You did!
>>557778297Honestly, meh.
>>557778928diabetes & sickle cell disease i'd wager
>>557778404Gloves and boots don't match.Not enough color.Staff is off.
>>557778928>>557779146I thought he had died when he was being fucked by Mister E, and a passing hunter mistook him for a duck because his screams sounded so similar.
You peopel need Jesus.
>>557781002*people
>>557781078I'm tired.
>>557781168We'll never let you live this down
>>557779052I'd take a "meh" using only free cosmetics over a "lol" using paid cosmetics. Thanks.
>>557778297hair and edges look weird, and the purity seals are low poly are you playing on a toaster?
>>557781870Fuck yeah I am. Ry5 with a 3060. We toaster gaming in this bitch. Luv me jaggies and murky puddles.
>>557775853My Ogryn
>>557781168My cute wife Becky…>>557777349Lol…
>>557775853My Veteran
>>557772276I thought this was a rat man for a minute…>>557774989>>557775430Rats need death
>>557775853My Zealot
>>557775853My Psyker
>>557710639Trials is so kino. I really need to get back around to finishing it. Can’t wait for the next Prime Asset.
>>557649331>SIXTY MULTIMELTASI don’t get it
>>557644250This guys stuff is so good. What a cutie.
>>557783023love the coat
>>557782703is it me or he kinda looks like default Shepard from Mass Effect?
>>557676698>>557677268lol
stop asking for newsor else
>>557714838I kind of want a Darktide goofy cartoon in the same vein as the Fallout ones now
>>557741150Looking a little too little too late there…
>>557720564>>557720031>>557719724>>557719616so is it a good game then
>>557781957Weirdest words ever uttered here
>>557785228lurk moar
>>557785228he's indian
>>557778297>poorfag saying free cosmetics are besteverytime lol
>play looogger>no ammo>no damage outside your ult>clunky playstyle>have to sacrifice melee potency>have to choose between long and short range potency>play hive cum>infinite ammo (literally)>virtually no damage dropoff>can clear both chaff and elites>still lethal with meleemake it make sense
>>557786176guess wich one is a paid class?
>>557786150You mad cause I style on you in low fidelity. Step your game up, fampai.
>>557786341just upgrade your toaster lol
>>557786574Why?
>>557786595why not? your game looks like shit
>>557786710That seems to only affect you.
>>557786750don't be so offended lol, treat yourself
>>557786858I'm not. You're the one mad at my low graphics settings and content to play at said low settings. Here's an idea: YOU upgrade YOUR computer and then kill yourself.
>>557786974lol
>>557787032>>557786858>>557786710you're pathetic, pretending he's not owning you while you just keep pretending you didn't hear him right
>>557787172xD
>>557775853My troon
>>557787226>I'm so cool and above it, I'll send him empty messages>he says, while unable to let the last word go, tears in his eyeshilarious
>>557787441lol
>>557787512Check this out, I have the power to make a seething faggot reply
>>557787753xD
>>557787793imagine seething this hard because that guy had better cosmetics than you
>>557787431hggnnnnn belly
>>557788113dude, I just asked if you're playing on a toaster lol
>>557788268how come you broke character, I thought you just like spamming xD because free darktide characters outrage you?
>>557788340lol dunno, it's funny to watch you having a melty just with "lol" and "xD"
>>557775853flexing my neetbux
>>557788773that Grenade Gauntlet tho
>>557788501kek classic
>>557772276GRIMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR
>>557791909He survived that btw. Dwarves are really sturdy.
wrong, he died and rats raped his corpse
>>557791909kek
>>557725987people with the maelstrom storm survivor title are as bad as people i encountered levelling in heresy. i don't know what causes this phenomenon but i swear i'm not crazy. meanwhile guys with some stupid shit like cyberfalcon can carry an auric maelstrom.
give me an epic name for my new hive scum that will guarantee that the one girl who plays will ask me out, and when people see me in game they will start applauding over vc
>>557803926CorkSucker
Dead ahh general
>>557808759This ain't tiktok you ain't gotta self censor like a timmy.
>>557808785Sorry. I just thought i had to sneeze mid sente-CHOO!
>>557803926Crack-Shot
>>557784552Yeah if you like fast paced arcade shooters where every setting in the game can be controlled during map generation.
>>557775853Slightly off-kilter religious grandma
>>557808759...did you just climax midpost?
>>557803926What about "Candorick" or "Haveloch" or "Hugot"?
>>557803926Make it related to floyd because you are oh so funny and oh so fucking original that no one has EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER thought of lol lmao
>>557786176>play looogger>turn on ability>everything is set on fire>DoT is powerful enough to kill most things, no need to hold down the trigger 24/7>stop shooting when the ability ends>crouch brace and burst fire at faraway enemies to avoid wasting ammo>don't run out>don't be a fucking retard and hyper-commit to the ranged meme>actually invest in melee>wow, it actually worksOgryn players are just fucking retards, and that includes this general and especially (You).Ogryn is still arguably kind of gimped and gunlugger definitely deserves buffs, but your skill issues exaggerate the issue to an unrealistic degree, you just suck.
>>557819081>you're playing looger wrong, just don't take any of the ranged damage nodes on the right side and instead play melee with PBBFuck you bitch. There is no need to downplay how shit the twin-linked stubber's ammo economy is for how below-average its damage is outside of PBB (longest cooldown in the game btw)
>>557786176>make it make sensesimple:>looger old>hive scum new
>>557819081>>557819680both correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uzY1pN0b4YYOU LAFFED AT ME! OH YOU LAFFED BECAUSE I SAID SHREDDER WAS TOP TIER ON HCUMWHO'S LAFFIN NOW? WHO? ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>557823171is that miss estrogen?
>>557823236IT DOESN'T MATTER!
>players in my region are against bots being decent because they know they'll be completely replaced by themi hate gaming here. we have a low playercount at all times and most people seem to be heresy babies.
>>557823171>dogshit jewtuber who cherry picks the 1 run out of 20 failures claims a dogshit bulid to be goodlolstill a dogshit weapon, not watching this clickbait drivel, kill yourself for posting it faggot
>>557823171Shredder is alrightie, it's no dual uzis or infantry autogun, but good
>>557823330I'll play with you anon!
>>557823443finally someone with some common sense and no blind hatred for Indians, send me your friend code!
>>557823171>didn't mention the insane stagger you get when bracing the gunIt's amazing how absolute dogshit this jewtuber is.
>>557823685All they need are clicks, they don't need to be good.
a lot of chem supply and chem dependency builds don't use chem grenades. i get that the rocket launcher is very good but come on you have to be fully thematic.
>>557823915Aaaaw look at the little baby bringin his roleplay build in H40 so cute DECLINED!
>>557824074highest i do is auric maelstrom i don't think havoc is fun
>>557824108Based!
>>557823915Why do I have to be fully thematic?
>>557824189Roleplay builds are the trve Darktide endgame
>>557824317>when your team has a voice of command vet, a charge zealot with a big two-hander, a staff psyker and a rock-slinging ogrynPure cinema
>>557824601>having funwe don't do that here sir
>>557823171Anons here have stated that its an acceptable alternative on cum because the main weakness the weapon has is an absolute dogshit ammo economy
>>557824834No, it's a dogshit weapon with dogshit accuracy
>>557824317You don't have to play terrible builds to play roleplay builds.
>>557824317I roleplay as a winner
Skill Issues Per Difficulty:>Uprising/SeditionThese players lack all knowledge. Genuine babies. Unless they played previous Tide games or Left 4 Dead a lot of basic horde tactics will be lost on them.>MaliceDodging and Sharing, they learned how to block but they rely too heavily upon it. On top of this they are fairly selfish.>HeresyBlocking, they learned how to dodge but forgot how to block by assuming dodging is always preferred over blocking. We can actually consider 'map knowledge' part of the problem now. Stimm usage is simply not there.>DamnationWeapon Combos and Stamina economy. You can usually still win by spamming LMB but not all the time, definitely not as often as Heresy. The sheer amount of enemies is reaching the 'overwhelming' tipping point. Map knowledge is generally still lacking on some players.>AuricCohesion and Progression. People in these difficulties will STILL stop to face down chaff when they should be killing and moving or will wander off looking for small diamantine pickups.Skill Issues Per Media:>ConsolesTunnel Vision and poor combat performance. Many of these players focus on one thing and one thing only. While this can be useful in some positions it is generally a crutch because until that niche situation is presented they are useless. On top of their inability to multi-task they are generally lackluster in their combat performance. Dodging and Blocking is second chair to spamming.>Personal ComputerCohesion and Reliance. More often than not I see a PC player rushing ahead, leaving the group behind, dying, and then leaving. I feel this is due to the lack of load times. It is faster to leave and load into a new game than it is to wait for rescue. Impatience is not a good look.
>>557825034the chem grenade is not terrible with drugs build hiver, thoughbeit. not at all.
>>557825693heresy: the most talkative players in the game, in the worst way. i am levelling right now and all of them are dogshit, and constantly whinging in chat. as soon as i go up to damnation i will start seeing one chat message every half hour again, i am 90% sure.
>>557823171it's objectively worse than the dual uzis but it's still a very good weapon on scum. Anons denying this are simply retarded.
still using the stub pistols, they are f*n
>>557825867Heresy players are at the point where they are 'comfortable' with the game. They're still pretty bad and make a lot of common mistakes but they are at peak Dumbass-Krueger levels.
>>557825693that Auric skissue is spot on
>>557826235>try heresy to help noobs because bored>perma-smigger giving orders>preemptive ammo crate, wasted>preemptive medkit, wasted
>>557826603PEAK Dunning-Kruger coupled with poor map knowledge. Carry as best you can.
>>557825693>Stimm usageAnon, nobody fucking uses stimms outside of havoc. In fact, I'm pretty sure at this point that even most auric players don't even know what each color even does. Retards will throw away yellow stimms on fucking veteran, or blue stimms on psyker. They also always turbojew the green stimm and then die with it because they lack the object permanence to remember to use it. I'd joke about saving it for next mission, but I am convinced they genuinely do not possess the mental capacity to remember the stimm even exists anymore.Playing with a mod that lets you see what stimm someone has in their inventory is extremely painful.
>>557827347not even a stim event could make the average player consider using them
>>557827347>>557827662I'll partially shift the blame onto Fartshart by never not once explaining the stimms and expecting players to just use them and learn what they do by rote. Why it couldn't have been a part of Sefoni's Advanced Training we'll never know.
>>557825079more like weiner lmao
>>557827847
>>557827834Darktards are far too fucking stupid. I am convinced that even a tutorial wouldn't get them to use stimms.
>>557826341ooh yes please coat my screen it makes me so much better at the game ohhhh yesss
>>557827834>>557828394The tutorial explains the suppression mechanic in detail but only 1% of players actively use it.
>>557828394One of the Ogryn personalities actually has the BEST callouts for stimms and it's not even close.>FIGHT STIMM (red)>THINK STIMM (yellow)>HEALING STIMM (green)>QUICK STIMM (blue)
Anyone for No Rest for the Wicked?
>>557721843I like the difficulty of it.
>>557827347I use stimms so much bros...
>>557830780Same, fellow autismbro.
>>557829042>streamer gameno thanks
What’s the most caca weapon in all of Darktide?
>>557826196I have heard it is a lot more accurate than the snoozis but I haven't tried it out myself thougheverbeit
>>557825867One time in a heresy mission while leveling a new toon I encountered an executioner's stance veteran who would call out on voice when he was reloading. Every single time.
>>557832887heavy sword
>>557831326Underrated post>>557828572Kek.
>>557833110based retard
>>557828572where's the semen meter?
>>557832887infantry lasgun, heavy sword
>>557833110bad ass. Reminds me of a japanese commander roleplayer in rising storm 1. He would scream in the mic, with a bad mic on top of that, in a bad accent about his artillery call ins etc. I was laughing too hard to play.
>>557808785Actually, that’s proud AAVE like a tyrese :)
>>557835007>AAVEAve.
>>557823527awful post
>>557823527nta but I don't have blind hate for indians either..
>>557832887Braced autogun.
>>557832887Vigilant Autogun.
>true level 900+>gets mogged by a couple of dreg ragers on auricDon't know how it's possible to have that much play time but be that incompetent.
>>557838513What mod to see this true level shit?
>>557838790https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/156Only mod I use (any other mod is cheating.)
>>557838790true level
>>557838950>>557838932Cheers
>>557838513Sometimes I don't respect auric diff enough because 99% of the mission has been a snoozefest and then that one difficulty spike kills me because I was asleep at the wheel.t. havoc 40 regular
>>557841178so you're saying you're shit because you're too good? that's new
>>557838513don't know how it's possible to not understand that people make mistakes from time to time. Elite athletes make mistakes in championships. People slip up, maybe try a weapon they haven't used in a long time, get a bit too tired, distracted, etc. Shit happens anon. It's not a big deal.
>>557841952He was dogshit the entire game but go off stuckie.
>>557841387Kind of? I guess it's like how adhd ipad babies lose the ability to pay attention to things with fewer audiovisual stimuli because they're too used to more.
>>557825867I noticed this in non-auric damnation while leveling too (before scum update). Way more people use mics, act really chummy when the game starts but if literally any minor thing goes wrong they start sperging out at random people, typing in chat constantly, griefing. Bizarre and uncomfortable to play in lower difficulties.
>>557838513He reached the limit of his ability to improve, it happens. Sometimes you're just not built for things.
>>557842354You seem upset
>>557849280Unfortunately true for my mates. I can never get them to play anything higher than champ in Vt2 or heresy in DT or diff 5-6 in HD2 or haz 4 in DRG, or ruthless in SM2. If I do not hard carry they just fallover/blow up instantly. I actually got better at Darktide by playing coop with my mate who stated outright as a psyker he should not have to use his melee weapon to block and should not have to dodge. Playing with them is just non stop clutch training.They all tout themselves as skilled gamers because they were mythic wow raiders. Sure, I was too and that is how I met them. Started raiding with them in 2011 but for me it was something to do mindlessly in my down time due to my incredibly stressful job. They mostly play ARPG's and open world survival games now.They are so fundamentally bad I get more enjoyment playing with randoms. I want to play with them and a bunch of us are close enough irl we meet up for new years and other holidays and have been to each others weddings...but fuck me they suck. No matter what I suggest even if I hint at what they should be doing they just get shitty and drop the game.Really stupid shit like being upset in DRG that the entire team does not stay within 15m of the gunner at all times - even the scout. Or simple shit like telling them to dodge left or right from disablers instead of just backwards. I have just given up asking them to play now. I tried coaching, encouraged the ones inclined to play, certain characters/builds that are OP and forgiving and even then they just play like shit and blame the game and everyone around them.
>>557852271>They all tout themselves as skilled gamers because they were mythic wow raidersJesus Christ
>>557852439One of them brings up in random conversation about being a cutting edge raider in MoP circa 2014, at least once a week. No as bad as our old MT who wont shut the fuck up about the latest sub 20 year old guy he met up and fucked. The rest of us are married and/or have kids but we keep our autism in better check. Yes the gay guy is pretty fucking autistic - he has 17,000+ hours in PoE 1.
I've been thinking about giving Havoc a proper shot, any tips for hosting your own games? What comps to look for depending on modifier? I have the inspect from PF mod just to not let in any landmines (not fully upgraded weapons/complete nonsense talent trees but besides that not picky)
>>557853869Most reliable comp right now is tackle shield arbi, flame psyker, needle crate scum, and a flex slot. Those three by themselves already solve every problem in every possible modifier configuration, although I strongly recommend the 4th slot be a krak vet when you have to deal with rotten armour.
>>557852271It's not just your friends, the vast majority of people don't want to put in any time or effort to get better at anything new (or ever). They randomly pick it up from time to time so they can tell people they do it. If you have a lot of hobbies or play sports this is really obvious, you're lucky to find a couple people who even care
Arc Raiders keep taking all the swedish game awards from us Darktiders...
So where is the announcement..?
Playing arbites with bolter is very fun on havoc, any recommendations for captain damage? Using shield + dog explosion + left keystone. The bolter kinda sucks on em and the shield doesn't do a lot. I just focus on killing specials when a captain shows up and light attack spam his shield, it feels a little bit lakcing compared to the actual unyielding monstrosity magdump damage I can do
>>557859917Shock maul (vanilla one not arbites one) and use the alt attack on their shields and skull crusher to kill them once it's down
>>557860126haven't considered the regular shock maul at all on arbites, forgot it exists kinda. Which one's the good one? Is it good for just general horde/rager clear? I love the way shield beats the shit out of ragers
>>557860365IIRC the only difference between the marks is the order of combos so it's preference unless I'm wrong. It's good for horde clear and shit just make sure you're going for headshots on the elites and specials
Playing Deep rock after a few years off. this new scan the random locations mission kinda sucks. The last part with the Drillelevator is fine.
How long do you think it will take until the new content for Darktide comes out?
>>557864646two more weeks
>>557864646two weeks + two weeks
>>557864646Whenever that skulls event is. They usually drop something around then.
>>557864646Real talk around April.
>>557858260Right here I love cuncun
Would be cool if we get chaos wastesif we do get chaos wastes i hope it lets you get ultra-talent points that only work within that run that let you use other classes talents. Imagine ogryn with true grit, or vet with pickpocket
For Space Marine 2's Relic weapons, which ones are worth getting?
Haven't really given Havoc any time of day at all, just did a Havoc 24 and it was pretty fun but I worry about my PC even being able to handle 30+ without exploding
>>557868952ask sm2g. Haven't played it in a while so I don't really remember. The xenophase blade was fun though.
>>557867039The city in mexico??
>>557876632No. He means that he's a pedophile
>>557876882Oh... Not much of an announcement round these parts these days.
>>557877135Geoffredus Epsteinius
>>557877837The other nobles are deeply regretful that he was caught :/
>>557868952You can get those red weapons if you have unleveled weapons to effectively bypass usage of low tier weapons. If you still need to grind mastery of some weapon, it's always worth it to get an exotic version of it and play with it
>>557876882Go back
>>557879469Where?
I swear I saw on /v/ that a new class got added to DRG
>>557829042I enjoy the game a lot but I would never play with anyone I didn't personally know. Way too much potential for griefing. >anon I would nev-It's not other people I'm worried about.
>>557883927You should go back to /v/ to be sureand stay there.
>>557879946Hell
Skibidi Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-dooSkibidi Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-dooSkibidi Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-dooSkibidi Shark
it's quite slow today, no?
>>557891985Seems slow everywhere lately. I hope that means the bot problem has been solved.
>>557892289There have never been any bots, schizo
>>557892725Struck a nerve, huh?
>>557891985>>557892289You get this since today when you want to post using Brave or some other browsers
>>557893148third worlders in shambles
>>557893148plz disable your adblock, vpn and antivirus for 4chin lol it's totally safe we never got hack :)
>>557892815Why would that strike a nerve unless you think i'm also a bot? Literal schizo
>>557893706>i am getting viroses from 4chinz because i turned off my vpn and antiwirusHoly moly!
>>557893148I'm posting with brave right now
>>557894306It's true, I'm le hacker named 4chan
Oh the Humanatee
Would you say this shark is fat?
gee that board was truly full of bots lol
>>557893148>>557893706>>557894306>>557894427>>557894402>>557892289Someone confirm any of this please
>>557897457It's true, total jeets and bots death, it's happening
>>557897457Orange man did the funny, India is kill. We are finally free
>>557897693US of A saving 4chan AGAIN, you're welcome, eurocucks
so this is how it ends
>>557895373Fat in all the right places. Woo-wee makes me wonder what shark milk taste like
>>557899991This is obviously a fake pic, idiot. Sharks don't have tits!!!
>>557900062Then how do they feed the baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-dooBaby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-dooBaby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-dooBaby Shark?
>>557900184They're born in eggs and feed on yolk
>>557900304No. You're thinking of chickens
>>557900583it's because sharks are underwater chickes, fuckign hell go back to school
>>557900676But chickens literally have big fat tits
>>557901106no they don't!
>>557901321You can buy packs of chicken titties in every grocery store
>>557901553chicken breasts are not chicken tiddies
>>557901661Sure. Just ask the next woman you see if you can touch her breasts to confirm this
>>557901752I touched breasts before! female breasts!
>>557902025And were those breasts not titties as well?
>>557825693I think the console and PC issues can be interchangeable honestly.
>>557902238yeah, but she was a human female, not a chicken
>>557902658Holy SEXXXXXX
>>557825693I would add to Uprising and Malice that no one has enough talents to have a build and their gear is all very low level so none of the characters play as they are intended to with a full build. As a personal example, leveling a psyker with my buddy playing a vet and really good at FPS games made me just feel useless until we got to higher difficulties.
>>557902909hehehe * squeeee!*
>>557902994>leveling a psyker with my buddy playing a vetBuild issue. You fully max out Assail when leveling psyker, and build your staff for leftclick. Unfortunately leveling psyker efficiently is neither intuitive nor fun.
remember last year wear fatshark released a roadmap in September, only going till december, and they still managed to fuck up their releases? lol
>>557903127Assail didn't exist back then
baby shard dooodoododoododo ARRRRGH FUCK YOU ANON
>did Havoc solo when it came out >miserable time bunch of faggots who will a) never fucking invite me to a mission and b) suck dick themselves so even if I did get invited or host it was torture>hit H40 after a couple days anyway>stop playing it because it's so horrid >now>friends buy darktide >actually playing havoc with 3 friends who have like 100 hours each>they're better than randoms despite not giving a fuck about minmaxxing>hit H40 again basically effortlessly, just give them pointers on positioning cause I know the maps wellinsane. This game is a co-op game after all
>>557903337and half the roadmap was shit they already announced, and the first entry was literally a date that has already passed
>>557903337>>557905073Don't forget that one part of the roadmap was just an announcement of an announcement (which they fumbled lol)
>>557903337>>557905073>>557905131Catfish is a very competent CM
>>557905261*jizzes all over her cleavage*
>>557905641gross
>>557905261that's some serious funbags she got there.
>>557905261She can manage my community, if you know what I mean BWEHEHEHEHEEHE
good monring lads
stop posting my wife
shredder pistol yay or nay? (scum)
>>557907059fuck off she's a 10/10 in England
>>557864646Late March like they've done before.
>>557906187>>557907059>>557907237Why is her hair so greasy
>>557907048You know how in aurics you're always the only one shooting snipers? If you bring the shredder, you basically can't do that, meaning your retards will die one after the other because they can't dodge snipers either. If you're okay with that, it's a perfectly serviceable gun.Dualies do everything better except stagger, but you shouldn't need stagger because you should DPS rape everything you shoot. If you can't do that, your build is ass.
>>557907237>>557905261>>557906187old pictures from her best angle>>557907059the real busted up old whore
>>557907494>the real busted up old whoreit's more obvious live on twitch
>>557907561hag.. hag... ptu ptu
lies....deception!
>>557905971She deserves to be hate fucked at least you can’t deny
>>557908089>>557908089>>557908089>>557908089>>557908089MOVE
>>557907829women are actually so retarded>hehe they wont notice that i am literally inside the sun.. this sure helps me hide some wrinkles
