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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
it's a date mydeimos
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
PHAIDEI IS FUCKING SHIT
i wish i was sparxie
"NIGGER!"
Swannie LOVE!Swannie LIFE!
Every shitposter in this thread could be my friend
Peach
Shartphoreus ruined HSRPEAKcardia is saving the game
Okay but what does she smell like
>>557558347Okay in that case sounds pretty based, need to get around to starting the chapter
We got her.Now what?
Black tier ass status?
>>557558546plap
>>557558503Holy fuck are you the soul of hsrg manifested as a poster like Gallagher was penacony manifested as a person?
can't wait to roll a DPS to use my yaoyao with
Sparxie can't come soon enough
My wife is so cute>>557557336I think Cerydra would make a good mom, and aunt Hysilens can help too
>>557558632>hag flop>hag flop>hag flopI'm sensing a trend.
>>557558373Phaidei!I love you Phaidei!
I regret playing Sparxie without headphones and with other people around
>>557558503Bro? Most Xianzhoukind have no body odor
>>557558479We know Caelus.
>>557558679Just put the Evernight E1 in the bag
>>557558501Shartphoreus, written by Shartoji >>557558546Send her to Brazil
>>557558654Soon!
HSR for this?
>>557558727Lame
>>557558767i'm getting sporxie first and then i'll skip 4.1 to go all in for evangelion
>>557558764I wish I was Sparkle
Have you guys found any busted combos in cosmicon?I've been vaporizing people in PvP with my girl within 2-3 turns.
Bronya RABUUU!
>>557558846why is /hsrg/ like this
>>557558850But sparkxie isn't needed for Evangelion....
Momo love
>>557558808ciphergallagherlynx
>>557558846Bwo your name
You know that this patch flopped because westoids like it, and whatever westoids like ends up flopping, like dahliaOn the other hand whatever they dislike ends up succeeding, like cyrene, the fate collab, the anniversary, etc etc.
I'll just come out and say it, there's not such thing as armpitpussy
>>557558878Acheron pretty much always wins on their second turn, it's fucked up.
Even the devs are laughing at welt>>557558878you either go first with firefly alongside sorcerer/hack dice and sack the opponent turn 1 or get buttfucked in the grind
>>557558891we'll see how that goesi'll probably end up rolling all the elation units anyway
>>557558991They did that in the hi3/hsr collab event.
>>557558873To some extent same but I mostly wish I was Cerydra, she's a rare case of meeting every criteria needed to be perfect for my degenerate fantasies
>>557558846Sorry, I lied.
>there's not such thing
>>557559017>i'll probably end up rolling all the elation units anywaySame, but Sparxie will have to wait for her rerun.
>>557558228>>557558329yes the amphoreus/cyrene/shartene schizo is also the vivian schizo
>>557558546Is this supposed to be an Eva reference?
>>557559158I'm so fucked up.....
>>557558741He likes Sparkle but hates Sparxie though
>>557558960No shit dumbass, because you said it wrongIt's armpitussy
>>557558942bro thought he could just sneak fate in
>>557559140Are they also a trails schizo?
HSR's universe must be one of the absolute fucking worst to live in as a normal, regular person
>>557559158It's a miracle they let her keep her shoes.
>>557558373what's hoyo's next plan to try to cash in on fujo bucks now that we know Planarcadia doesn't have pair that competes with Phainon and Mydei? will they double down on making more Phaidei merch or will we get a rerun of them trying to shipbait Blade and Dan?
>>557558459Holy Reddit
>>557559245>fate collab month was the most financially successful month in japan for HSR???
>>557559260I would be an emanator.
>>557559140So there's a chance he obsess over someone else soon, let's hope
>>557559158I was masturbating and came all over my hand so yes I think it was
>>557559158RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>557559260>slip on a banana peel>Aha laughs so hard he throws you into another dimension
#justice4skott
>>557559158Maybe?
>>557559158The moms are hotter.https://files.catbox.moe/01mlqp.jpg
>>557559140Where's the dogshit before her name?
Yao Guang about to smell like my cum
>>557559260>wake up>entire fucking planet glassed by some retarded god for no reason other than they're bored
Yuri general
What did the writers mean by this?
Nyeheheh :3
>>557559326GOOD MORNING SAAAR
>>557559426>Wake up>Entire star system and neighboring star system plunged into endless sorrow because some guy light-years away won the hunger games and became god for a minute
>>557559260>I was inside Cyrene for a while after Irontomb nuked mePretty good
Mywife love!
>>557559470We'll get Planarcadia Redux in 6.7 if there are any plotholes
Amphoreus killed HSR (and it's a rerun banner vs triple rerun banner)
Total Madam Herta love
>>557559526Meant for>>>557559260
i am aha's silliest jester
>>557559634I was so mad when they showed him turning into that hideous thing, I didn't want to pull anymore...
>>557559283It's 4.0 and they are still buying Phaidei tags on weibo so maybe they won't let it go.They keep mentioning Blade in front of Dan though so maybe something will come out of that....or not, again.
>>557559526>your extreme depression is then monetized and the cure is the new Disney World that opened a few planets overYou don’t hate the IPC enough
>>557559634Now post the 1st phase banner of that acheron/aventurine rerun and compare it to the 1st phase banner of that phainon rerun
>>557559381
>>557559260Technically the HSR universe is our universe since earth (real) canonically exists in it.
damn, caelus new fit looking kinda clean
>>557559798When are we going to earth. It would be Giga hype.
>He skipped core elation support thinking tribbcie can replace yao queen.
I love my Swannie <3
>>557559883>core elation supportSay her name. FOFO
>>557559873Playable Trump...
>>557559883Why are you shaming people for skipping an AV bricked path?
I want to abuse an anon cosplaying as an HSR hebe.
>>557559883We don't even have a proper DPS yet. Sparxie numbers are mediocre as fuck.
>>557558942>guys the revenue and playerbase might be at the bottom of the grand canyon but it'll get better eventuallyI love these stupid morale boosting posts. So pathetic.
>>557559693>>557559904Adorable ladies
>>557559762>Skott weighs too much
>>557559974this design is so ugly
>>557559883Who's the character on the left? I can't find her in the roster to use with my Yao
>Wolfie is a Solo-leveling fanMy wife with an abhorrent taste for anime (like all girls)!
>>557559974>blue highlightsWait a second…
>>557559883>implyingEveryone knows that Yaoguang is literally the Cyrene of Elation. You'd have to be complete and utter dipshit to skip if you have even the slightest interest in Elation. If you're seriously trying to use Shitbbie in a fucking Elation team you are cooked in the head.>b-but Sundaywas never designed around Remembrance, he was a hypercarry support and that's all he was ever meant to be
>>557558942>hoyo did not really push the new units that hard>an entire new path with locked light coneskek
>>557559946That would ne too NSFW. No sex with Bill Clinton.
>>557559974Swannie is the most adorable of them all, true! Swannie LOVE <3Please let Pearl be a DoT healer please please please
>>557560152Our DoT healer will be that vampire IPC lady
we love solo GODveling here
>"Hey, you know that minigame slop that our entire playerbase hates?">"Yeah, lets make an ENTIRE region, who's aesthetic, culture and content is minigame slop"
>>557559974Nyeheheh :3
>>557560231>"Hey, you know that minigame slop that our entire playerbase hates?"Literally every Amphoreus puzzle? Yes I'm familiar
>>557559974is this the first character with visible cleavage in honkai safehorny rail?
>>557560231We like playing videogames here actually
>>557560232now open it up and show me
>>557560231100x more funner than amphoreus puzzles
>>557559873Probably not so soon since this spin-off is basically Welt adventures in outer space, so he coming back to his family would be the conclusion
>>557560215me on the right
>>557560219I'd be fine with that frankly!
>>557560231Golden scapegoat just can't be beaten I'm afraid.
Wait! this scenario!
>>557560343Do you really want me to show my Phaidei?
>>557560090>SW is just an ironic weebIt’s so over
>>557560327Aglaea??
So was Sparxie the original? If so, was the Sparkle from Penecony the one who would become Sparxie or was she the already discarded mask?
Is there a mod to change Seele to hi3 Seele? Just got her and damn she looks awful compared to the source material.
You have got to be fucking kidding me, the fucking music having fart noises in it too, what the fuck
>>557558459lavachicken chan who are you rolling for?
>>557560440show it!!
>>557558942Haven't done 4.0 yet and no way is it better than penacony 2.0The fact this retard even mentioned revenue/profit means he's a full on coping shill that wants to delusionaly convince himself and others that the game is good and not actual dogshit
but last route saved the cosmos...
>>557560540AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SKIBIDI TOILET LMAAAAOOOOOO
Do you want to see my Phailaea?
>>557560231>I don’t actually like playing games
>>557560569>Haven't done 4.0 yet and no way is it better than penacony 2.0Ah so you're saying you have no idea what you're talking about since you haven't done it yet.Many such cases.
What the hell is this? Fuck this! If i knew this i wouldn't come back to this piece of shit. He's a fan favorite for years, you fuckers!
>>557560292>KAAAAEEHSSS HAAAAAAA>5 seconds to load up>5 seconds to do a shitty find the image>5 seconds to finish up>WAAAA KEEE LEEHHHHHHAmphoreus was so shit imao.>>557560231My gripe is the fucking dice game takes fucking ages against bots. HSR just loves to waste your time with irrelevant bullshit and overworld NPCs taking 20 lines of text to say one thing.
She's coming...
>>557560231The platforming is better than any other minigame/puzzle they've done so farI love being able to jump
I really wish I could be Cerydra and push myself to the sexual limit
>>557560540KEEEEEK GET TO IT LAOWAI. U RIKE?
I don't really know how I feel about 4.0, I get the feeling I checked out a lot. I think my disinterest in Yao and Sparkle/Sparxie had me glazing over their parts. That cliffhanger at the end with Himeko was also annoying. Which sucks because I generally like the world so far. It's clear they stepped up the anime inspired imagery in the cutscenes too.Also Elation is one of the worst Paths to make the focus of a story. Literally everyone on this Path communicates in loaded statements or half-truths, and that gets really annoying.
>>557560559okay
>>557560586The correct route was likely going to Astropolis, something is about to go very wrong
>>557560231I literally asked for more fun casual content so I am enjoying it.
>>557560553Xhe's rolling for Ashveil
>>557560553It's a literal bot
>>557559883Skipped what? Her bannner lasts for another 35 days?
>>557560540Now do you see why people think its slop? Livestreamers, basic bitch city, poop jokes (imao), babby's first mario clone, simplistic math dice game.The floor is so low it's in the center of the earth.
>>557560769>tfw no bro to do this withfeels bad man
>>557560751Get a blog retard.
>today i went to bother Kurobots they get triggered easily when you mention that the pink haired girl is just another Gathering Wives, i went to Nikkeg and mocked about Dorothy until got them to discuss, i went to ake and reminded them that the hype was dead a good ragebaits harvest
>>557560879i miss amphoreus' serious tone so bad...
>>557560540I actually laughed at that
>>557560879still better than blandphoreus and your pink tranny
>>557560506>SparkleSentient mask>SparxieSentient mask>The SparkleComing in 6.0.
Why does Pearl look so bullyable
that tongue? mine
>>557560506They are all different multiple schizo personas, there's no original among the sparkies, the "true" original from which they originated probably died in Edo Star
>>557560751Yao is a really shit character, no matter how much shills try to shill her she sucks And Sparxie felt like filler so whatever.I like the improvements made during the presentation and I'm interested in Himeko's storyline. I don't think 4.0 is the best thing ever like some fags say but also don't think it's bad.
>>557560540Why did they put american humor in the game when the continent is supposed to be Japan?
I am...UNLIMITED! BLADE WAWKS!
>>557560769Straightnon and Heteroglaea
>>557560665He'll get revived by the power of Aha or some other asspull. You should know by now that no noteworthy character gets killed off in this game.
If you hate 4.0 so much you can fuck off. And if you hate China you can also fuck off. We don't need you to keep the game alive.
Why do you people even play the game anymore? You hated Amphorius, and you hate Planarcadia. Just fucking leave. All you do is post sales and doompost all day. Yet you're still here, still doing your dailies, still spending hours of your life on /vg/ shitposting about it. Why do you let a game you hate with such passion take up so much of your fleeting time on this planet?
fucking finally got a good base for transducers... about an hour of farming this boss everyday since release
>>557560540Honestly...this was too much, even for haha so random Aha shit.I am not a fucking pajeet to enjoy shit sounds.>>557560959We know, Rajesh.
>>557561070I want to hate it and delete it. But the music in the new region is dangerously good.
I want to bend Sparkle over everything and rape her
>>557561070Actually I like both, and Cerydra's body has hypnotized me into being in for the long hill even if I didn't like bothI want to be Cerydra and do degenerate things so much that my brain is completely full of it
>>557561149Whiter than you btw.
>>557561058>>557561070These are the only self aware people in the thread.
>>557560665it’s a fake death sis
>>557561125very nice
>>557561070name ONE thing you like about this game
>>557561037Fuck Aventurine for sending him there.
>>557561186I think I really like this bunny
>>557561070>You hated Amphorius, True>and you hate Planarcadia.False. I love Planarcadia
>>557561070I like Amphoreus and enjoyed Planarcadia though, I only dislike the Xianzhou
>>557561251Who is this, she's hot as fuck
>>557561070umm I just started playing this game yesterday(spent like 300 bucks) and am just starting the Chinese cube space station planet thing
>>557561278Honkai
>>557561070I don't even know, compare 4.0 to Wuwa's 3.1 and it's fucking night and day the difference between a game that actually puts in effort and has masterful storytelling verses... hsr.
>>557560506Turns out they were the Yamai twins. Including the yuri kiss.
>>557560990Because she's a toaster that's interested in artThey made a robot be in charge of the artistic planet. No idea if it's commentary on AIslop or not but regardless of her good intentions or not the thought of a robot not understanding what makes art good is hilarious
>>557559873Never because hi3's world is outside of Qlipoth's big beautiful wall.
>>557561345>>557561378then maybe he wasn't talking to you
>>557561070Why do birds fly?
Phaidei trannies on suicidewatch
>>557560665dawei took the "xianzhou slop" to heart
>>557560665>>557561037He'll be revived, redesigned and come back as the first 4-star Elation charactertrust the plan
>xhe thinks I play this slopLMAO
>>557561417You mean she right?
>>557560665God she's so hot.
>>557561482ManilaGOD
>>557559283We are never getting another phaidei, mydeis banner was a hilarious flop, and phainons only sold well because of yumes.It's like how we will never get another yuri on ice, despite the hype it sold like shit.
>>557561492Yeah, sure.
Momo...
>>557561372blue archive kuzunoha
>>557561428
>>557561441They will not like this
Stelle x skott is canon
HEY DID YOU KNOW? YOU CAN PRESS JUMP AND DOWN TO FALL THROUGH PLATFORMS! JUST REMINDING YOU FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME
>>557561519What about yuri? Will we ever get our own Sandbina?
>>557559283I still think it's too early to claim that 4.x won't have a regional fujobait. None of the new male characters or the SP candidates have interacted with each other yet. For all we know Blade and Ashveil could start being baited together in 4.1 or 4.2. Also I doubt Shaoji would go back on the Dan yumebait he wrote in Amphoreus just to bait him with Blade in Planarcadia.
Now post the gameplay
>>557560998>I'm interested in Himeko's storylineI am too, because I'm one of the people that wanted more focus on Himeko (and Welt). But it remains to see what comes of it. I'm sure this framing is only here because of HI3 Himeko and how impactful her death was on the Hoyo players at the time, but as someone rather divorced from that I don't really care for it.I guess I'm still invested, but only because there are other characters that haven't truly stepped on stage yet.
>>557561659Kafka's POV
>>557559883My SHINING LIGHTMy GODDESSMy LOVEFOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>557561564She's still not in the game though, it'll probably take a while too unless they decide to go back to Hyakkiyako after finishing Decagrammaton
>>557561278I enjoy the story? I dont love everything, but most patches I have a fun time going through and then hypothisizing about what comes next. Sometimes it a let down, sometimes its fantastic. Overall, its a positive experience I enjoy the characters. In every region there havbe been characters I really enjoy. Even in the Laufu. Seeing Sampo show up this patch made me really happy, I love that guy. And Sparkle was really entertaining, especially bullying her. Himeko and Sunday were fantastic too.I also really love talking abouit the game with my sister, who also plays.I hate grinding for trace materials and relics, and they need to work on enemy design and boss mechanics. Though the new boss was cool
>>557561278I explicitly said I love Cerydra's body and desperately want to be her for degenerate purposes
>>557561586I look like and act like Kiana Kaslana.
>>557561519>phainons only sold well>5 patches>6 gorillion trailers>66 gorillion animations>666 gorillion lines>broken beyond belief>entire region, planet, universe, story, backstory, SHITrene, bosses, literally every aspect of life for himself>firefly skin + 3 broken harmony supports + 200 tickets spending event + never before a groundbreaking skip button + never before earth shattering 3 buttons + fate collab & old character buffs to bait returning players>browncher and BRICKber banners appeared 12 days earlier to help boost his sad & DISHONEST sales on daa.jp.>15 tiktok hours>lower than Sporgle on Sensortower
>>557561759not reading all that nigga
>only roll e0s0 exodia>skip 3.8>still have 710 ticketsI’m guessing that’s probably about what the average players have saved up anywayno wonder they’re pushing people to roll double elation, gotta drain everyone’s stash before 4.2 drops.
>>557561684There has never been, nor will there ever be any yuri in a hoyoverse game kek, sandrone is about to get her robo pussy SPEARED by lohen when she reincarnates.
>>557561790tldr
>>557561685i honestly want them to bait blade and ashveil if only to see how the most deranged fanbase (the renheng fujos) react
>>557561759>I also really love talking abouit the game with my sister, who also plays.Do you flirt with your sister? Just asking.
Ayo my man Sunday be pulling bitches
>>557561586Holy tunas
>>557561403Then leave. You are LITERALLY wasting your life here and on a game you do not like. If you cant leave a fucking video game that you dont even like, youre a pathetically weak person
>>557561254Fake how?!!!
>>557561856Nope, sorry paggy but that's not happening!
>>557561861Husband and wives
>>557561861Lay off the juicing Caelus
>>557561790But phaideigooners told me he sold well...did....did fujosharts fucking lied?
if you can't get your point across in one sentence you don't deserve to speak
>>557561923But why would Blade and Ashveil interact with each other? Will Blade be accused of being the copycat killer or something?
makes me sad they keep showing off the baseball bat in cutscenes when Destruction TB is so worthless...Novaflare when
Swannie, my eternally beloved...
>>557559883 So it's saying Feixiao is 115% better than Tribbie? Is that how I'm supposed to read this?
I think I might have a crush on March... what do I do? We're both girls...
>>557561967Cute.
>>557561925No, shes my dear sister. I love her to death but not like that.
>>557561471Hoyo would never fucking do this. All they care about is sales and money and money and sales. Doing something just for the sake of joke or fans and not money isn't mihoyo.
angy
>>557561850I don't have nearly as many gems but I did roll for more amphoreus characters. I think I'm skipping this new path entirely, unless SW comes out and her animations end up being cool as fuck, then maybe I'll think about building her a team from scratch
>>557561856>There has never been, nor will there ever be any yuri in a hoyoverse gameAnon has angered Kiana.
>>557562143De-transition
>>557559883WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE
i skipped all of amphoreus can someone give me quick rundown before i start planarcadia
>>557560639I came here to play a turned based JRPG, not fucking bootleg mario
>>557562276Calm down sunday
>>557561856>There has never been, nor will there ever be any yuri in a hoyoverse game kekez btfo
>>557562297Pink good
>>557562297no
>>557562050I desperately want to be Cerydra and get fucked hard and long enough that my heart rate is maxed out for an hour straight from nothing but the sheer sexual intensity of it allThere you go, one sentence
>>557561701
help me out, /hsrg/
>>557562425kek
>>557561952>try to create a dictatorship>fail>avoid prison>avoid execution>land a hot chinese gfHow does bro do it?
>>557562343Sis you can't ignore the VN it's over now
>sparkle feet shot
>>557562297loopity scoop whoopity poopity Greek shitrobot masked guy wants Erudition gone but fails and causes everyone to be seriously cautious of the big ol' destruction
>>557562343Men writing yuri is almost as weird as women writing yaoi
>>557562420Belabog wife of Caelus
HSR peaked design wise with Acheron.HSR then peaked gameplay wise with Feixiao.That is all.
>stephen literally developed the card game with masked foolsyeah stephen is 100% playable
>>557562454choose the second option. I chose the first and I wanna know what happens in the second
>>557561564Jesus fuck this is sexy
>>557562425i'm pretty sure they fucked something up here because if your team is too strong it autoadvances like that way too often and just wipes you
>>557561987didn’t you listen to evanescia at the startthere’s some time fuckery involved and cause and effect aren’t coupled properly. in fact she said the ae coming to planarcadia was ‘a dream’ and she might have meant it literally or something close to itcoupled with yao’s yapping about schrodinger’s cat, it might very well be one of many possibilities that will eventually collapse into one, the whole thing with a dead or alive himeko basically confirms it
>Change Tanukis and Kappas to Furbos and whatever they called the ducks>pink trees turned yellow>Still use the term Benzitengoku>Himekos dad is still named Ryusukewhy?
I hope my beloved comes back soon :(
>>557562547You like men
>>557562297>take bad Hi3 arc>make it worse>drag it out forever
>>557562306Is matching squares, rolling balls into holes, trying to help a goat avoid its past self, and lining up shapes with eachother suddenly an RPG?The platforming minigame has by far the best integration of any minigame so far. Instead of a lot of different little unrelated games they stuck to only the platforming and the card game for everything and it's much better for it.
>>557562565>stephen, giovanni and sampoHoly kino trio
>>557560569It isn't, not even close, penacony start is still unbeaten by anything else in mihoyo games, that's just a shill trying to damage control this region is flopping harder than anything ZZZ ever had
Going on a comfy autumn date with Swannie!Treating Swannie to yummy sweets and cakes!Swannie LOVE!If Swannie has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Swannie has only one fan then that is me. If Swannie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.Swannie LIFE!
>>557562093sw already hired ashveil. the sh are one of his employees
No one cares about your Acheron you mentally ill freak
>>557562690It's a new chatbox style notification
This fucking stupid tranny schizo has made me add Cerydra to my word filter
>card game>dicequit that shit
>>557562827Blade is so lucky
>>557562565>stephen is 100% playableI need him...
>>557561559So pretty.
>they could have given us school uniforms for graphia academyinstead we got... this thing
>>557562904he's the easiest poster to ignore if it bothers you though
>another prophesized death and timey wimey bullshitsugoi shartji
>>557562162Is she younger or older?
>>557562849
Why the fuck isnt Kuchiba being added as a 4 star? Her model is basically ready to shipas is, and shes decently plot relivent, but not too much as to warrant being a 5*. Literally no excuse
>>557561070>Just leaveI have, like 4 or 5 times, i come back every couple of months to playDespite the story being shit and the new planet being shit, i had a shitton of fun with currency wars, im having fun right now after they made break good and added elation
>>557562998There's always an anniversary spending event, bwi
>We finally get to go to the mysterious elation Tavern>Its literally just a tavern
my balls stink even tho I shower daily
>>557562909I liked the dice game arc in Yu-gi-oh
>>557562904So fragile.
>>557561514>>557562093NTA but I could see that potentially happening since Blade is a wanted criminal as is and detective + criminal tied to the case is fairly popular fujo/ship trope
>>557560408Japan culture done right
>>557559883>skipping the CORE support of an entire damage archetype>everSkipping Yaoyao is almost as retarded as skipping Robin/Cyrene in a FuA/Remembrance team and then whining about how Feixiao/Rice can't clear shit.I really do pity the retards who think they can main Sparxie without pulling for the chink general
>>557562662Which bad arc? HI3 has multiple
>Being mindbroken by a schizo that posts his sexual faggotry without imagesLolLmao
>>557563186Elysium Everlasting
>>557563094yeah its pretty lame
>>557563123Stelle...
>>557562904Not that poster but my wife doesn't deserve this
>>557563184OMG Robin!
>>557562998Oh no, we really are Wuwa!
>>557562998LONG LIVE CHINAGLORY TO THE CCP
>>557563062Probably because she either dies (for real) or something related to the story.
bruhhhh why do people be acting surprised that the majority of elation unit damage comes from aha instant? aha instant is literally the entire point of the path.
Cerydra is a wife of Caelus
>>557563094It really be like that where the background lore just talks about all this awesome shit and then when they put it in game it's the most droll, literal, boring interpretation of that lore. Masked Fools look even more retarded than they already are when Elation is represented by this shitty city with a smiling sun.
>>557563186The one where pink ruins everything. I'm well aware this means ER and everything after including Moon.
>>557561378>300 bucksWhy lol? Just going through the story will let you e2 like any of the current banners.
>>557563240There's not a single good Cerydra poster
>>557562635you wanna know for real, they only changed the name
>>557562998Would you?
>>557562506>causes everyone to be seriously cautious of the big ol' destructionWhich makes you wonder why did it take until an Emanator nearly killing an Aeon for everyone to agree that Destruction is a problem when the other Emanators were known universe scale menaces before that.
>>557563240On that note wish me luck, I'm aiming for E4 on this rerun despite only having a bit over 180 pulls and also wanting to get Sparxie E1S1 and a Sparkle dupe
>>557563451This one's better...
>>557563094it was always going to be disappointing, but getting it in the rushed rewritten patch doesn't help either
>>557563437Good thing Hysilens got all the good posters
>>557563437cute wife of cerydra
>>557563294It's funny that this turned out to be true for ZZZ/HSR and GI after it was made.
>>557562748>penacony start is still unbeaten by anything else in mihoyo gamesNot the patch itself but the pre-hype yes.
>>557559883>YaoG flopped>Sparxie will therefore flop as well>Ashveil is a definitive flopgrimEveryone will laugh at us
>>557563516smelle is so pretty
How did Black Swan's reputation change so dramatically in a matter of months?Everyone was calling her a scheming bitch that brought you into amphoreus for malicious purposes.Now she has dedicated fans ritualposting 24/7.
https://x.com/XMasterFGO/status/2022853819575504975
>>557563412HSR's presentation is very bad.
>>557563375what are you even referring to
>>557563545Caelus*
>>557563595My king...
>>557563224EE was the only good arc of ER thougheverbeit
>>557563538yeah, none.
>>557563556Only the main pushes will sell decently from now on unless they fix this main push shit
>>557563412I was always looking forward to experiencing more about elation, and was secretly hoping that they would go with a more "sinister" vibe with it, but so far it feels pretty off. The toilet humour (literal) isnt really doing it for me
Hook The Great status?
So did I get this right, when Yao is telling Sunday why she didn't wear the mask she implies that doing so would lock Ahatopia to a doomed fate?
>>557563664retard
>>557563184I really pity the retards who think they have something to prove by gambling on useless characters early rather than adopting a wait-and-see policy like a normal person.
Choose your Welt
Legitimately what compels you salesdoomers to come here and post the same dooming shit every day. If you like wuwa or fgo or whatever's sales so much, why not just go fucking play those games and not waste your life in /hsrg/ and playing hsr
>>557563595why these sporkle posters post the most random buillshit and unpleasant things.
>>557563592she was a scheming bitch, they just wrote in scenes where she was allegedly really self-sacrificial for the ae
>>557563712elaborate
>>557563742I choose the shota
>>557563742shota welt
>>557563780They get paid to make you mad
>>557563645>open world >length>elysiawank>mei being a camerawoman who brought the threat that kills everyone except for elysia to undo because she so perfect she's the only person of value>fails to establish anything about kebin's plan therefore the next arc needed vast boring infodumps to make up for it
Do I have to get Yao Guang's light cone?I pulled her E0 by accident...
>>557563684The writing is shit The way i see it is that she was scared of knowing the 100% fate of planarcadia like nous did with amphoreus(which was shit writing btw) so she is scared that if she gets the ultimate clairvoyance and it shows everyone death then she will know 100% there is nothing she can doOr at least that would have made sense
>>557563742One of those is not Welt
>>557563684yeah cause she would observe that everyone is going to fucking die and it would come true
>>557558942>Hoyo did not really push the new units that hard>Three collab posts with other franchises to market 4.0>Multiple posts promoting Yao Guang on other platforms and enticing users with gift cards.How exactly is this NOT pushing?
>>557563874You'll have slower time ulting without it but the shroom cone is probably fine
>>557563718>If i wait for the whole elation team to be out, then i cant get scammed>But huh... what if one of these guys gets replaced in the team like rmc did... I should wait till the end of the version>Well, the end of the version is here, but, 5.0 is just around the corner, maybe I should just save for the beauty meta>>If i wait for the whole beauty team to be out, then i cant get scammed...and the cycle continues
>>557563684Pretty much, she didn't put the mask on herself because it would've amplified her Path powers too much and she would seen the definitive end for Planarcadia.She put it on Sunday instead because it was a convenient way to avoid the temptation I guess.
>>557563592What can I say, I love my dear memetic wife <3
>>557563993I see, thanks!
>Firefly can full score PF in year 2026Luciernaga is loveHotaru is wife
>>557563742I think I understand Tesla now, that shota needs to get raped
>>557564002>then i cant get scammed
>>557563780They just do it in all the high traffic threads anon don't take it personally
>>557563664Yeah it's awful. I mean you can just look at their lore blurb: >To savor joy is a privilege unique to sentient beings. Neither the dusty rocks nor the distant stars can fathom the humor that life entails.>Go seek adversaries worthy of your mettle, games that while away the hours, and outcomes indifferent to victory or defeat.>Go chase laughter that leaves you breathless, twists born of fate's whimsy, and songs that ascend your soul.It's so much more than livestreamers xd, pixel games, and poop jokes. There's SO many ways they could have twisted the concept of Elation but they just picked the most boring possible way possible
>>557563950They probably think there's less shilling because like half of the videos didn't get posted on EN for some reason
>>557563780>Call the current state of the game shit>Slurper: uhhh well thats just... uhhh your opinion man!>*present objective statistics that the game flopped*>Slurper: *proceeds to deploy the wall of copes*
We are all Sparklies here.
>>557564084>Dahlia can full score PF in year 2026FTFY
>>557564098FVARK
>>557560930
>>557564084>FireflyDahlia*
I am too dumb to understand the elation stat and everything surrounding it.
>>557563094Unironically what the fuck were you expecting
>>557564084Dahlia is so kewl!
>>557564098Images that go hard
>>557564102Senti my beloved
Swanner..
>>557564280I still dont know what the fuck a certified banger is
I want Senti to rape me...
>>557564280It's just break 2.0 with a self-contained formulae so they can more easily rug pull you afterwards.They learned their lesson from Remembrance just being crit teams, but being unkillable and near impossible to interrupt without extremely targeted anti-shilling.
remember when skott shit his pants
what's the name of yaos sharingang?
>>557564149We are literally in 4.0 nigger. We hadn't even met fucking Lygas until like 3.2. and he was a fucking background character until the end of 4.3. You're acting like "yup, this is the extent of elation. They're never gonna explore it in any other way."
>>557563094This is actually only the Tavern on Planarcadia's side. There could be some other stuff on other planets
>>557564428Unc...
>>557564470
>>557563412The background lore is honestly pretty well done this time around. It's not particularly grand but the sidequests and the worldbuilding of the planet itself are super cohesive and they actually managed to explore the main theme of wishpower and how dreams can change through exposure to reality, changes in the world, or the sentiments of others pretty well.Which is a pretty good microcosm of how aeons/paths work on a cosmic scale and the worldview of the universe as a whole.Especially when they are on the nose about talking about the ownership of art and how art is shaped by both the author on the audience I can tell they are philosophizing about something they generally understand for the first time in the game. A decent amount of heart actually went into it.What I don't really understand is why they chose elation for this planet. Enigmata, preservation, and even destruction are better fits for the story they are trying to tell.
I got evernight E2I'm skipping elation entirely
>>557564428It’s the buffs they get after Aha takes action
>>557564490Shouldn't this one be the most important anyway since it's on the Aha planet and all
>>557563094There was one in Penacony too retard
>>557563718What if I gamble based almost exclusively based on how much I want to fuck a character
>>557564474First impressions are everything and since when has anything in the game improved massively over time imao. Penacony? Amphoreus? What cope are you huffing?
>>557564582Wife
>>557563870At that point you're supposed to deal with the pink slut wank, what's good about it has nothing to do with her but the rest of the flame chasers.
>>557563664>and was secretly hoping that they would go with a more "sinister" vibe with itYou mean like tokyo ghoul where they literally paid to see people killing each other with bare fists just for laughs?
>>557564742you are a DoTfag
We need more Feixiao
Behold, the Xianzhou's Number One Assassin.
>>557564582i love white hair so much it's unreal
>>557564675I don’t think this is the only planet full of elation followers
>>5575647573.0 was ass, and 3.3 and 3.4 were really good, at least to me. So yeah, areas do get better.
>>557564858The Chinese audience...
do i look like troon face?
>>557564853My hero
>>557564630You will regret this.
>>557564853Honestly, the funniest jokes of the story so far has been trying to hype up BladeI don't think they were supposed to be jokes though
>>557564814Actually, I use main DPS puppet Herta with Scholar + Glamoth
>>557564913I guess, bro
The fuck?
But what about Yunli
>3dpd ghoul
>>557565067... Where's the rest?
>>557564896>3.3 were really goodYou're confusing proi proi with entirety of 3.3.3.3 was ass shit except for proi proi
>haven't played the story since 3.5>have to read hours of endless yap that leads nowhere to catch upfeels bad man
What will Eva elation gimmick be?
>>557564998nah i don't think so bro
>>557565067yanqing gets to fuck this malnourished indonesian man?
>>557565067does she put that thing up her butt?
>>557564913Is this the infamous Zaunite
>>557565067homdgcat..
>>557565067thats someone son
>>557565006Same with sam. They dont strike me as ruthless persons.I just think of it as Xianzhou and IPC propaganda modus operandi against enemies.
>>557565132The sky fortress was a pretty big step up from Janusopolis and Castrum Kremnos
>>557565132The whole Aquila dungeon was pretty fun imo. Better than anything in 3.0.And 3.4 was kino the whole time.
>>557565143They have a skip button with summaries now
>>557563550>GIit didn't for Genshin
>homdgcat is down
this guy really commissioned his own waifu into reality and made her wear a SeifukuBased
>>557565067You're a pedophile if you find this arousing btw
>>557565143This nigga allergic to reading lol
Sundaybros....we've escaped the homosexual allegations
>>557565184
>>557565304>T. Jealous yeastcel
Have you ever seen anything more tragic?For the record, I had Black Swan's bonus 5-star chance AND the investment that made every 5th refresh match my leftmost bench (5-star).0 of the 5x5 refreshes had even 1 Cyrene.I just wanted to clear the dumb "7 emblems" objective.
>>557565282Brother… it’s over
>>557565143Bro your skip button? Nobody here actually reads any of this slop
>>557565217Both are described as pretty "ruthless" actually. The difference is that Sam is actually a threat, whereas Blade is literally just a dude with a sword
>>557565371
>>557565371shiptrooning aside, I don't remember him having interactions with other males that could stimulate fujos' fantasies, he has always been a character for incestfags
>>557565442I've never had that many items
>>557565442>Doing all that shit for 20 jadeslol
>>557565586Aventurine, but it never took off because Ratio exists
>>557565532>The difference is that Sam is actually a threat, whereas Blade is literally just a dude with a swordBut he knows ancient chinese sword techniques!Unironically this is how dumb their chinawank is. They would actually try to present Mid Juan or Yaoflop as stronger than Firefly.
>>557559270cute feet
>>557565586He got some art with Sigga I guess. And Gallagher.
>>557565067Is there more
With the amount of random nobodies from Twitter who get posted here daily so we have to read their schizobabble using AAVE, you would assume this is r/WhitePeoopleTwitter and not 4chan.org/vg/hsrg/
>>557565667Didn't he hate that nigga
>>557565647Those bonus objectives give jades?I just do it for completionism and fun.>>5575656273 of those investments are "Here's an emblem and a related unit".This is what would've happened with 1 more Cyrene pull.
How immensely are they going to brick the fuck out of Evanescia for the sin of being Japanese? She lost her chance at being the main anni push to Silver Wolf... How far can she fall?
>>557565797black tier ass spottedHello brown man
>>557565830Yes, but that only fuels fujos
Sparkle footpussy
Do not reply to this post if you didn't roll yao when she came out, now question to Yao executive owners, do we skip spraxie?Feel like sparxie is clear skip, and we wait for Eva, Nihilux.
>funWe don't use that word here.
would you kill yourself?
>>557565919They bricked acheron beyond belief and even wrote her out of the story with a retcon patchBut then again they gave sparkle for free and buffed her to be even better than sunday to the point she kicks sunday out of all his teams(aglaea now use cyrene)So no one knows
>>557565893I didn't know 3 star cyrene did something special. I've only gotten 3 star topaz
What tier is this
>>557565797Dont listen to him you have a beautiful white ass
>>557565919Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Herta the Rugpulled?
>>557566053>13th
>>557566138chink tier
>>557565797>Post mentions twitter>>557565974>Brings up a random twitter post with sub 250 likesProving his point
>>557565919>People complaining about lack of 4*s
Tingyun (Forma de vixen) has arrived in Planarcadia!!!!
>>557566053I'm skipping Sparxie to roll Eva. I'll pull Sparxie on rerun though.
>>557566108>wrote her out of the storyWhere did you guys get this idea from? The only part of Penacony’s ending that didn’t happen the way we remembered it is Firefly’s “death”.
>>557566113I've not done Topaz yet, what's she do?Bronya's just a like 45 billion damage delete button Cocolia.Blacked Swan gives her entire Arcana set for her related objective, since it's basically mathematically impossible to actually get all her Arcana 1 by 1.
>>557565778The rest can't be posted here or anywhere else
>>557566279Sparxie will be first one to get kicked from the team, I doubt dps/sub dps will be a thing.
>>557566212>with sub 250 likesBabe xitter is full of brown, all i have to do is open the main page and is full of brown people like this, most from zzz, what a surprise
>>557566212From a Japanese man, no less. I didn’t think they were all that brown but what do I know?
>>557565307
>>557566107So who was the real one? Sparkle or Sparxie?
I just realized I don't really care about your twitter
Are we rolling?
>>557566563No
>>557566563Yes!
>>557566425>Babe xitter is full of brown>BabeAre you... Flirting? Gay? Female?
>>557566563She's an easier skip than this random chink.
>>557566563Hell yeah.
how bad is 30 if 24 is already like this
>>557566563I swore I wouldn’t roll any Elation characters but Yao Guang made me like her so much that I went and got her. It would appear that Evanescia will be the same.
>>557566425>babe
Himeko wtf
>>557566530*smooch*
>>557566563Yeah, hoping she works with Yao Guang (and Pearl later).
>>557566648Of course he’s gay, why else would he scream into the void about asses 24/7?
>liking chinkslop Shill
yo, we're expecting to have Eva's kit before Sparxie banner ends, right?
>>557566681You ain’t seen nothing yet
>>557565371sunday is getting sissyfied...
>>557566757Misbehaving children get punished
>>557566808We don't know. Most likely no.
>>557566760*chuuuu*
>>557566728Okay questionI'm not complaining because I love her but is there a specific reason Prelati is showing up everywhere on this site recently
>>557566897That's a man you kissed you're straight now
>>557566787Glory to the CCPAnd yes I do get 1 stellar jade for every pro-China post.
>>557566930Stephen is so lucky
>>557566530Can I have sex with you while you're wearing Furina's boy shorts outfit
Goodnight, /hsrg/ May tomorrow be kinder to you <3
>>557566957But i'm a boy too>>557567039nofurina would be prob the easiest character to cosplay though
giwtwm
>>557566563>Dyke queen
>>557567151I wanted to do that here
>>557566563I will be rolling every Yae of every mihoyo game until EoS
>>557567151sparkle?yeah same
>>557566681It's not that much worse honestly...
So who is she?
how do you reach that door?
>>557566930finally a white tier asswe need to keep posting these at least once a thread to boost the morale
>Exploring the school>Talk to a random raccoon >Get fucking flashbanged
>>557567106Post bussy, I don't believe you
tingyun larping as a total bitch is so hot with that voice...
>>557567151>hairy armchispas...
>>557567314Maybe one of Nihilux's OCs
>>557566808yes we are. homdgcat and hakushin are dead but we still have honeyhunter and people at seele leaks are apparently going to make another website
>>557567314Cyrene SP
>>557567314Rin
>>557567314A sexy succubus
>maid wolf>maid Himekoyeah, maidGAWDS win yet again!
>>557567314Was probably originally meant to be the elation support, to use the "magical girl" relic set, but scrapped and replaced with chinkslop Yao. Enjoy!
uh i didnt know this existed
>>557567314Evernight SP
>>557567374well then you'll have to keep thinking i'm a girli aint postin myself
