Previous: >>557425879>[Summon] Valentine's 2026 Free Quest Backup Kyokutei Bakin Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0212_valentine_2026_qbpu/2026-02-12 20:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[Summon] "Fate/strange Fake" Premiere Celebration Richard I Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0204_sf_pu2/2026-02-06 20:00 - 03-01 19:59 PST>[Event] Valentine's 2026 - Beyond the River of Chocolatehttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0127_valentine_2026/2026-02-04 00:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[Summon] Valentine's 2026 Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0203_valentine_2026_pu/2026-02-04 00:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlRate Up Tracker: https://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.pngQuartz for next Summer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/alter-faq
>>557559295WTF
Guess I've forgotten about Queen of Sheba's familiar things yet again
>>557560370what a clown
I love my wife. Jalter!
>>557560558>clownWhat do you mean I'm a clown? I said serious talk, yes I deserve to be taken seriously with all the stuff I do for this general, that's the least fags like you who keep spewing buzz words at me should do because believe it or not I've done than you ever will in this bitch.I'm asking for the cock suck, just a little bit of appreciation and less buzz words like mentally ill and shit. Is that too much to ask for? I never brag about what I do so please, stop acting like this when all I have in mind is the well being of this place.Apparently it's too hard for some people (like you) to understand.
I thought europeans are uncut? Did they fall for the jew meme as well?
>>557560921I don't know, and I really hope there isn't a european penis expert here.
>>557560921That looks uncut to me? It retracts. Idk, I'm cut though
>>557561016I'm just a general penis expert.
Thoughts?
>>557560272Cute Caster
>>557561447Jeanne d'Arc (Archer)
>>557561447I don't know moonspeak. Some sort of new start dash GSSR?
>>557561447Those sure are characters
>>557561703Yes, JP got a GSSR
Morgan canonically knows both your genders
>>557561447I dont care for any of these servants. Can I just say I feel nothing for miyamoto.
>>557561839But I have one gender...
>>557561839Wow Morgan so powerful and cool I love when Nasu shoves Morgan down our throats!
>>557561839And the other five?
>>557562023It's about JP getting one, retardbro. Me wight get one as well or at least there is a possibility
>>557562082t. everybody
>>557562023This but unironically.>>557562230>Me wight
>>557562054a meaningless notion, chud
>>557562230We've already gotten like 2 NA exclusive start dash GSSRs
>>557561447There's actually some hits I'd be really happy with but I just know I'd get fucking Semiramis or Ivan.
>>557562778I don't know about start dash, but there were some around thanksgiving
>>557562897Ivan is the best rider you can get there
Are they ever gonna buff summer salter? She the worst 5* in the game I think. Truly the face of quick.
>>557563014I don't want him THOUGH
>>557563125I just assumed they did something for her by now. Holy shit she's bad.
>>557563264They gave her a max HP up retard
>>557563125>She the worst 5* in the game I think.Well I mean Aoko is fundamentally unusable
Summer Salter has godly ascension arts and good animations so she's fine.
>>557563619Aoko's base skills are literally fine and usable. Her gimmick means she's never going to be crazy but she's totally usable.
>>557561839I know it's specifically the hotel, but I'm surprised she didn't put Bao in the chocolate
>>557563735my teen wife but where is her cup gf?
>>557563634...and nobody cares about that
>>557563942I care about that stuff, but it's more a reason to get the servant than one to use them
>>557563942I care.
>>557563494She has no Np charge
>>557564059Who needs charge when you have 2000 max HP up
>>557564319This.
>>557563735Would this not be hotter if she was nopan?
Servant for this feel?
>>557564319A…delayed max hp up…with a 1000hp demerit before the the max hp is applied.
>>557564559Don't get greedy
>>557564559Are you implying that doesn't address every single one of her shortcomings?
Anal sex with maid alter
>>557564964I rather do vaginal sex with her after using her water rifle to inflate her belly.
>>557565086Kill yourself
Kama Love!
>>557565086Alters are for anal
>>557565197But then you'd be deprived of my high quality posts.>>557565259Enemas are anal.
>>557564476I appreciate cute panties and designs
>>557565610Fair enough, I loke shimapan myself, but that particular pose feels like it's perfect for nopan.
Getting close to the end of Shimousa and I really have no idea why the fuck this chapter seemingly drives people fucking insane. I don't think its crazy good or anything but it's definitely fine and I appreciate how it's a very specific idea/setting and everything is working for that. Obviously it it's a bit rambly at times though. It's easily 10x better than Agartha. I probably like Shinjuku just a bit more though because the characters in Shinjuku are way more fun.
>>557568194It was written by a woman which is unforgiveable
>>557568305I already knew that but it became blatantly obvious during the extremely extended segment of Shuten coo-ing in your ear while they graphically describe her stirring your guys with her hands/
>>557568456*stirring your gutsMy bad.
>>557568194its written by the author who refuses to pander female cast with the mc hence why the hate
>>557568194Skillets can't handle the Musashi fights, but that intro with the bald lancer was pretty bad. I pretty much feel the same way you do overall
What do these numbers even mean?
>>557569054Body count
>>557569054It's a reference to showing the number of sexual partners, but I don't read Japanese so I have no idea what it actually means in the event
>>557568194it tries too hard to put it simply. I dont fucking care for any of the japanese servants and some fucking how Kiyohime and tamma are the only characters of note. EOR is fucking awful all around and salem just doesnt work because its a gacha, Shinjiku is fine when you ignore all the shitty characters and motivations because of, ironically, Moriarty and the lesser waifus.
>>557569054number of times they've masturbated to master
>>557569092>>557569153>>557569232The funniest jokes ive seen
>>557569054IQ
>>557569339Gil is way too high
>>557569054penis length size (in centimeters)
Tam Lin Tristan would make a good mother
>>557569054WIS stat
>>557569538I was going to make this exact joke but the sizes were too ridiculous.
>>557570108should have went with millimetres
I'm about half way up the ladder. Currency has a few more days.Is the 90 much more efficient for points?
>>557570690>Currency has a few more days.The fuck does that mean you stupid ESL redditfaggot
>>557571030Nothing he said there was confusing
>>557571030You should earnestly consider suicide.
https://x.com/FateGO_USA/status/2023200723559715074This changes everything
Didn't know this could happen.So wtf do I spend my pods on now?
>>557571971Use your fou paws or level some append skills or pop some lores or grail someone to 120
/alter/. /alter/. It is me. Will you go there? Do you eat? I've got the money. /alter/.
>>557572302Haven't watched that show in a while. I wonder if I should catch up
Just curious, do dialogue choices ever matter?
>>557574614only in babylonia where it affects a boss battle's difficulty and in koyanskaya's valentine where it determines whether you get locked up in the rape dungeon for eternity or get to go back and enjoy valentines at chaldea
>>557574614Not really.
>>557574614Generally no. There's a handful that result in different fights, and you can see some extra lines in LB6, but that's pretty much it.
Started playing Extra and it is more fun than I expected. The gameplay reminds me of FGO.>Lost three times to Drake lol
>>557574765For valentines it can actually result in pretty different stuff for a few servants, but those are the exception
>>557574614FGO is a kinetic VN so choices can't *really* matter, but you'll get slightly different flights or different dialogue sometimes, and in very rare cases you need to pick several "correct" choices in a row to get different text later such as access to the red choice at the end of lb6
>>557574765There's also LB 5.5 where you get stuck in a loop if you keep making the wrong choice
>>557574943I wish Extra had gameplay like FGO
>>557573325>>557573702my two wives
>>557574943>The gameplay reminds me of FGO.Single handedly convinced me not to play it.
>>557571971Kingprotea if you're new since she has seeds that all of the shop welfares need.Stheno or Helena for booonding.
>>557574943How does the gameplay remind you of FGO?
>>557577185Is it a hot take that I think the core gameplay of FGO is fairly solid? I had a lot of fun in story fights and CQs before I got a super developed account that can minturn everything effortlessly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ_6SMj8DYQIt's kind of surreal seeing that Babbage is bigger than a T.rex
>>557577416I mean it's serviceable and I give it some leeway considering it's a gacha game. I'll be frank too I don't even really have any ideas for how to "fix" but I think there's something that can be done to make it better without doing the retarded thing where someone makes this complaint and slowly reveals they just want Hoyoverse open world crap.
>>557577416It’s fine for a gacha but for an actual game it leaves much to be desired. Year 1 the gameplay was fucking awful. Also it should be stated that the meta for fgo revolves around trying to avoid playing the game as quickly as possible. Although I guess speed runners cum from the thought of that. Still though, I wouldn’t mind arcade as a full fledged game with some tweaks.
>>557577947>revolves around trying to avoid playing the game as quickly as possible.A lot of games are this
Grail Front is the best format. FGO should just be remade into tactical RPGs like Battle Moon Wars/ Super Robot Wars.
>>557576963>>557577185>>557574943It's fucking Rock, Paper, Scissors
>>557578118Yeah extra gameplay is ass we know that
>>557578072No thank you.
We love NTR and NTS here.
>>557578072Sure. Why not.
>>557578358This one doesn't speak for the collective.
>>557578072Actually this sounds like it'd be fucking awesome. Obviously it'd have to be a completely different game but servants and TRPG gameplay are a perfect match I'm actually cumming just from the thought.
>>557578419He just wants to steer the topic towards his fetish, like every other time
We love feet here.
Will I be able to unlock the bright voyager outfit later or am I shit out of luck?
>no hairDo better
>>557571971I never get very far above 1 billion QP before I blow it on skill and append enhancements.
>>557579028The latter
If I need lower level skill mats (like gems) is it more efficient to farm lower level training grounds or is it always better to go higher?
>>557579572Lower but you will literally only get 1 gem per run.
I love Eresh taking a fat shit on my face. SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>557579067I didn't, but now I don't even have skills to raise left. All I do now is start looking for servants I don't use and raise their skills from 9 to 10 if it effects charge and nervously look at command card enhancement
>>557579662skipped meds today?
>>557579627Epic I'm killing myself.
>>557579981Just use automata. I wouldn't ever farm bones without it
>>557580065cheater
>>557580254peter beater
>>557579572Farming gems is the most inefficient thing on earth, it's like you're asking whether it's better to pick grains of rice one at a time or two at a time. But yes, if you must farm them sometimes it's better to farm the lower nodes
Do I MLB my Chaldea Lunchtime or is it like event CE's where you're better keeping multiple copies?
>>557580456MLB it the first chance you get
>>557580456Every bond CE is better MLB'd. You'll also piss off people if you put a non-MLB one on support
>>557580628Got it, thanks.>>557580668Yeah I was at least aware of the latter, but since this isn't the one that specifically gives the support buff I wasn't sure.
>>557581341Beautiful
>>557578995
>>557582298Fart flavored pancakes
>>557581341munching Nero's buns.
how useful are the foumes CE and the NFF CE? I’m thinking about expanding my second archive too so I can hoard the valentines choco until anniversary or the next 2x exp campaign. I’ve got like 13k mana prisms to spend
>>557582537Foumes is useful for being a bond CE that has 2000 attack at level 100. The QP part doesn't really matter, and the only one of those CEs that are half and half that's actually good for the non-bond part is probably the Kadoc one. I'm sure you could get your use out of the NFF one, but I never bother to make it work
>>557582537Hot take Foumes is the best CE in the game. This is not a meme, troll, or an exaggeration. Once you get a developed enough account (might take years) you'll 6CE everything and Foumes is the only 5% bond CE with a full atk stat.
None of you homos posted the medium news what the hell.
>>557583170what news?
>>557583485albert got diagnosed with cancer, it's terminal
>>557583485OC2 mid March.
>>557583580Is that really news?
>>557583632Sorry, I'll post Raikou tits next time
>>557583632I said it was medium for a reason.
>>557582938>>557583006thanks I’ll get foumes, should I expand my CE archive you think?
>0 ap cost for part 2 fucking finally a reason to start LB7
>>557584284Didn't we just have 0 AP costs for LB7?
>>557568194You got Agartha and Shimousa mixed up in your post.
>>557584418Seems like they're always doing that stuff. I wouldn't know since I always do it right away
>>557583875I wouldn't. I don't think I've ever used the extra CE space. The extra servant second archive is handy though.
>>557584423I don't know what you stand to gain pretending to like Agartha.
>>557573325Oh hey, Diarmuid Saber has that attack animation. It's somewhat cooler when he does it though.
>>557583875I doubt I've ever come close to hitting the CE archive limit, but you'll eventually get to a point where you have more mana prisms than you know what to do with
>>557573325that's some strong alien fart
>>557584597Yeah but Kuku has a nice fat ass
>>557584565Agartha is cool with cool servants and an interesting plot. Shimousa is endless dull Musashi wank.
do you guys use the holy grail casting thing every month?
>>557585206Yeah, every single month on the dot
>>557584942Bro?
>>557585426if youre not planning to append a servant you could just toss your coins there right?
>>557585686I have an FP bot so I have no worries about coins. Everyone should have an FP bot, really.
>>557585206I tend to notice it at completely random times, so it wouldn't shock me if I missed some. I haven't intentionally at at least
>>557585745how do you acquire such FP bot? I actually need a shit ton of FP
>>557586196You just set up an account like normal, take some steps to get FP CEs (so burning some early servants, or just wasting time playing), and set it to run some low AP node on automata with your main account as the only friend or person you follow. Without running FGO in an emulator it would have extra steps, which is why I haven't bothered personally
>>557586196At 12 midnight, stand in front of a mirror with an ice cream, and chant 'lotto fairy, lotto fairy, I offer my all to the dynasty of Quick'.
>>557586196Create accountBuy fp CEs (play silver exp node and burn exp for mp)Add main account Run Fuyuki forever using automata and use apples (and SQ as apples) during double fp campaigns
>>557585206I haven't missed a month yet, but I was scrounging for SR coins before the last Anning rateup.
>>557586728>I haven't missed a month yetThat's what she said
>>557586493Don't do this. It creates mustard farts and ruins your dynasty
>>557586459>>557586680sounds like a pain in the ass to set up but I might just do it probably just gonna emulate it on my pc or something>>557586728I havent used this feature yet so I was curious so I guess I’ll have to do this from now on
>>557587051The big reason I don't use it is just because how sketchy phone emulators are, but there's obvious benefit to it in terms of servant coin (particularly if you're a latelet)
>>557587051I set one up once and the payout was not worth the trouble at all.
>>557587342Automata does it all for you, what the fuck is the hard part
Good morning bros
>>557587861But I'm about to go to bed Shishou.
>>557587504It's not that it's hard, the fp is just that miniscule.
>>557588314It's more than enough to cover your grail casting needs if you use apples and SQ
>>557587951Doesn't look like five hand spans to me.
>>557588314You're supposed to run multiple bots, and have them running for a long period of time
>>557588491>MultipleThis >>557588416 is just one
>>557588416we are all getting the grails we miss on casting so why even bother at this point beyond what you might actually need asap
>>557588694(you)
>>557588623No, we don't, JP got them because of their fuck up with coins. NA will have the fixed version implemented immediately
>>557588857we already had casting before the fuck up
>>557588926You're not getting it. As part of the apology for the 5 appends, they refunded everyone with grails that could have been attained from casting. It's a separate thing.
>>557588416holy fuck I’m definitely going to do this shit, so I just download FGA and create another account right
NEWS
>>557589831
>>557589831Make it early march
>>557589831Only took them 9 months between story chapters
I had to recheck Richard voice lines the second and it seems this Richard is not the same as the one in SF, narratively and evidently wise. He barely mention anything about SF and Narita confirming his Lion form is FGO only proves otherwise.
>>557590321Them not recalling previous summon details is supposed to be the norm. I'd put money on them adding lines if (when) they do a SF collab though
>>557590452Dunno at best they will just pull the "well this aint my memory but from the previous me lol" so yeah. That is what this Richard is doing right now.
>>557590651so this mean fake Ayaka is safe from the NTR treatment like Arthur?
so oc2 the 20th or will it be earlier
>>557590793the useless potential man-thur got a redemption now that (real) Ayaka is now officially mentioned in an event. I mean even Shiki show (you) a photo of her husband just recently. I guess TM finally realized people don't care and started to ease up the (you)NTRing.
>>557590793no
>>557591080Aoko's event is scheduled for late march so second week of march probably
>>557591273This could've been us if only Albert had sped up!
>>557574943>Lost three times to Drake lolFucking how
Demeter=Aesc
>>557592576Not even the same archetype
Archetype ASS
>>557592640Aesc=Demeter
>>557592576
>>557591091Summer Shiki doesnt give you a choco if you refuse from seeing her husband
This, too, is Aesc
Kama...
>>557593046I will not have sex with japanese women. I am saving myself for /alter/
>>557593380bro... I'll be waiting for you behind the ramen shop
>>557593869I miss meth head looking unapologetic villain Gil
Clearing shop on CBC in March is going to be a disaster. Be prepared to burn dozens of apples.
>>557593945Wont be the first time nobody in /alter/ has the MLB CEs for white day
>>557593523which one. just name the time, bro
Please consider Nobbu.
>>557594238For what?
>>557594168This but Jalter.
>>557594085If you don't know the schedule and every ramen shop location where okitabro provides his services, then you don't deserve him
I'm receiving a telepathic communication from the local ramen shop just now
>>557594002It's so bad when there's no new servant and its just a costume. I could at least count on the leviathans, but even they have limits.
>>557593945I’m gonna roll for poolter idk if his banner drop event CEs though
rikyu owes me sex. glowie, pretend she's 18
jalter=jannu
>>557595549This is a well known fact
vercingetorix when?
jalter=cute
jalter=slut
>Threw a few quartz at Richard>Got him on the second single pullNeat.
>>557595735Right when they add Caesar (rider)
>>557595549Nope.
Fgo is really is the late uc anaheim electrionics of gacha world
>>557597865Heh
>>557597865Mihoyo is the SNRI of gacha world
was only a month ago you guys were popping off "PART 3 BAYBEEEEE!!" "DOOMKEKS BTFO 10 MORE YEARS!!!!!!!"and for what? lmfao!
When will Shuten Doji (Assassin) be summonable again? I have been waiting forever.
kurwa bober servant when???
jaaa prdeole kurwo
>>557560668You only love having sex with biological males thoughbeit
>>557599829I don't have sex with anyone though bro...
>>557598000Nice trips bro
Choose your couple
twins...
Same person
>>557601987and yet vanilla jeanne is so much better in every way
>>557602085Mogged by Metatron
>>557602085Can't argue with that
>>557601987one is a monogamous loving servant the other one is the opposite
insane person
>>557602341thats my sister
>>557599660Bandera Servant to make the bobers seethe
>>557603375jalter pretty!
age of consent needs to be abby
Abigails adult male rape center
*wins your grail war*
>>557606421Jimmy could btfo any servant in Chaldea.
Mr best should be a grand servant
>>557606959He would be too strong. He could beat Alaya. He should really take his place and become the God in fgo.
Time for some 24 hour crazy grinding
Is Mr Beast getting a collab??!?
>>557607389gooning
Men are beasts
>>557606171Imagine abigail violating you in holes you didn't even know existed.
Mr Beast is so kewl
Mr beast should be the final boss in part IIIHe'd beat our ass and then explain why his plan for the future is best and all of Chaldea would cry and agree with him because It's an argument made out of love and friendship
Kama's only love...
What a strange attempt at bait
I'm going to kiss Mr Beast
Do I seriously have to finish one china quest before skipping to the idols?
New player here. Is Sieg still good? Who should I get with evocation leaves?
>>557610874who you find hot
>>557610874the guy with the biggest dick. Preferably a lion
>>557610874He's okay. I assume shit like looping is off the table for you though. Kintoki stands out among the welfares, but basically all of them other than Iri and maybe Nobu are at least decent
>>557610874Just let your dick choose bruvva
Jalter love?
>>557610874Mecha Eli-chan, Jalter berserker, Saber Hokusai, Chloe, and Kintoki rider are all pretty decent I'd say
>>557611269Omg hi Jeanne! I love you!
>>557610898>>557611073>>557611213>>557611224>>557611286Aight. Thanks broskis
Roll for best mom
>>557611513
>>557611513Insta np10 lvl150 all appends max fou best cc's pushed
I burnt all my servants just to have enough to get my wife Ati
>>557611884What sort of Illya math is this?
>>557611884She's not arty, she's quick.
>>557611884How many 5* do you need to burn for a ten roll?
>>557611513Sorry I only like human feet
>>557612048racist
>>557612048Only the feet? The rest is fair game?
Atidoodle!
You can have any amount of sex with Bob but for everytime you also have to fuck with Beryl
Hungary
>>557612389I'll be honest, I just want to fuck Beryl. Or let him fuck me. You can have the Bob.
>>557612495*eats you*
>>557612389Can I just have sex with Beryl. He's hot.
>>557612495Sex elf
Kids~~
>>557612353Only acceptable beastial parts are ears and tail
>>557612730and cloaca
>>557612783*smack*
>>557612634Control yourself. Take only what you need
>>557612540>>557612591
>>557612846This song used to be so popular in highschool
>>557612889im sorry!
Ugh! Hatred.
can Illya consent? She's a robot
>>557612889I'm not sorry. I want elf sex
>>557612783and pubes
>>557613353How does that work? Wouldn't sex get stuck because the pubes are basically velcro?
>>557613924Thanks Jimmy! I love you!
Would she swallow?
baobhan cheese
>>557613672I don't know, I'm not a beast expert. I'm thinking colorful pattern pubes like tiger's fur or zebra stripes
>>557614570ask izcali
>>557593138Dumb Doughman
>>557614570A swallow? Where?
Yuis valentines is very cute, nice to see a side of her we didn't get to in FSR. Her VA did an amazing job.
>>557615523thank you
rate my fit /alter/
>>55761616310/ati
>>557616163auntie... bra please...
>>557616284here, you can take it
>>557616472Mine.
happy new year /alter
>>557616617make it bigger
soon...https://files.catbox.moe/lk6val.mp4
what does servant cum taste like?
>>557617341cum
>>557617341Let's meet behind the ramen show and I can explain it to you
>>557616617>Fingerprint wrong>17% battery life
my wife btw(she's not real but she shows up in my dreams sometimes)
>>557617542i look like this
>>557617672hello m'lady
>>557617672thank you for giving me hope
I want to make her bear my 10 children.
>>557618038manifesting my semen inside paenis womb
>>557616790
Got a surprise late Valentine gift. She's so cute munching on my embers.
I love kids ~~
>>557618954stop being racist
need me some illussy
>>557600815Thanks.
I think all porn artists should be euthanized
>>557612889
>>557620214That would be a really loud weapon to walk around with
>>557620323Do you not have balls?
She won... like always
>>557620469That's quite the body count
>>557620469Her Majesty never loses!
>>557620494It's pretty normal, maybe even low
>>557620606Maybe if you're a sitcom character
>>557620585God I want to make Morgan walk in public like that
>>557561447What's this supposed to be? Free new 5 stars?
>>557620908>>>FREEIn THIS economy?
>>557620908It unlocks an h-scene for one servant
>>557563014But anons say he's terrible.
>>557620585Except all those times she lost
>>557621090This thread would have you believe every servant that isn't Morgan or Castoria are terrible.
>>557621254bro...
>>557621249you should date shrek
>>557621319AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M RETARDED
>>557621429Ati's sister is so hot
>>557621334I'm in!
>>557621372
>wake up>see thiswhat do?
>>557621749Go back to bed
iori kicking gil's ass around until he begs for the fight to be called off while on his knees was funny
>>557621749Leave and go to Akiha's room and have sex with her
>>557621749call her a dumb slut and put a blanket on her
>>557621787tl;dr
>>557621749Make fun of her for sleeping with me.
>>557620469KWAB
choose your mother
>>557621749>>557621828>>557621882>>557621781>>557621821Did you people not read Heaven's Feel? This is a trick, you aren't actually awake
>>557621981So I go back to bed? Oh wait I already said that you mass replying retard
>>557621946
>>557621749Turn around 360 degrees and kiss my wife Morgan on the other side
>>5576223723d is disgusting
>>557622412oh no now he's going to spam it some more just to make you seethelook at what you've done
I am seething
I would be very angry if you post the Shuten one where she shows her feet
I would be very upset if you just had a normal fucking conversation
I would be very angry if you would post Musashi badonkas
>>557623110
please don't post that webm of two Astolfo cosplayers making out while rubbing their penises together, you'll make me really angry grr grr
Please, save this thread>>557601721
>>557623547I wouldn't if I could
>>557623547NEVADA KADABRA
How much money do you think it would cost to "trick" ati into thinking a penis was a popsicle?
>>557623547That doesn't look like a Fate Grand Order NA thread.
>>557623547I'M SO MAD, I FEEL LIKE BEATING YOU UP TWICE
Hello can we get a new redline chapter
>>557623954Keep yours in the freezer and find out
>>557624065nobu is too busy taking care of our children
>>557624153stalker anon is that you
>>557624435I don't think so. I only have 1 restraining order.
New Ebora kino just dropped!https://discord.com/channels/1299826733243043990/1300045047227617360/1472913998339899412
>>557625362The absolute state of this post
Why did she summon the numbers?
>>557625609greeks invented numbers
>>557625609I'm curious about some servants, but feel like I'm better off waiting
>>557625690No they didn't
>>557625690they didn't but they definitely invented going insane over them
>>557625690LolLmao
I invented math
>>557625981Then you are the enemy
>>557625690it was the arabs who invented numbers. greeks invented alphabet letters, math, and gay sex
Aesc (100)
Illya (9)
>>557626076Introverted nerd is not mommy material
>>557623547I made a post. Thank me later.
Jalter (8)
sex with cute /alter/bros
>>557626657Jalter ate what?
>>557624064Calm the fuck down, eviler cat
>>557626921Nine
You guys aren't funny.
>>557627401Why don't YOU entertain us then, Mr. Funny Guy?
If you really want to help fight cancer consider standing outside in front of the shuttles that come through every hour.Thank you.
>>557626064Actually they stole letters from the Phoenicians. Aleph Bet combine to be alphabet.
greeks... are fakers.
Speak
>>557627614Y-you too sis!
>>557626064Arabs stole their numerals from India.>>557627773Greeks created the first alphabet with letters for both vowels and consonants.
>>557628225>letters for both vowels and consonantsSo who cares?
>>557628374>Peter T. Daniels distinguishes true alphabets—which use letters to represent both consonants and vowels—from both abugidas and abjads, which only need letters for consonants. Abugidas represent them with diacritics added to letters, while abjads generally lack vowel indicators altogether. In this narrower sense, the Greek alphabet was the first true alphabet;[11][12] it was originally derived from the Phoenician alphabet, which was an abjad.[13]
Who invented sex?
>>557628469Jesus. He had to tell the retards not to cut off half their dick too.
>>557628564Jesus and his followers observed the Mosaic law. Paul was the one who abandoned it.
>>557628564>circumcision >half your dick>useless skin that just gives you phimosiskek
Bros, I just realized I have been eating Mash chocolate every year, like I just unlock ALL the chocolate and eat it before getting them again but never realized Mash chocolate is different each year. Now I only have 2 different ones.
>>557628469unironically ririsu
mash is canonically 7 and she's going to die at 12.truly the cultured choice
>>557628849>adam fucked this
>>557629193nah adam was a cuck
>>557629193>After God created Adam, who was alone, He said, "It is not good for man to be alone." He then created a woman for Adam, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, "I will not lie below," and he said, "I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one." Lilith responded, "We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth." But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air.Lilith left Adam because he hated the cowgirl position.
>>557628771Mash is trash.
The superior Artoria
>>557629312How do we replace nasu with ancient jewish writers?
>>557629312Lilith is a translation error, she never really existed in the bible.
Ai rabu Mashu
>>557629690wrong. I always meant to write lilith
>>557629312i didn't know the first human is a faggot
>>557629690Lilith is the product of Genesis containing 2 origin stories in which one has the first woman being created from the earth along with Adam and the other having her created out of his rib, and Jewish theologians rationalizing it by assuming the two happened sequentially and there were two women.
How do people believe superstitious magic shit like religion without being children?
>>557628417So basically the Greeks made an inferior version.
>>557630102Lilith doesn't exist at all in the older versions, then her name randomly appeared at some translation, then in later translations someone added her "story", then later when they fact checked the newest translation with old text they realized she was fanfiction and removed her. The actual real Lilith (true) is a sumerian monster, is just some random monk added his fanfiction at the bible at some point.
Is Ayaka from FSF a Saberface?
>>557630859based monknot get him to write more artoria smut
>>557630224You play a mobile gambling game spinoff of a 20 year old porn game
I want to use 9 of the Setanta coupons for him to punch Manure into a pulp and the last one for him to beat me up and choke me.
Is Jalter still Christian?
>>557630528The Greek alphabet is the first true alphabet and it's superior to abjads.
Ayaka=Aesc
Alice sex
>>557631015To be fair it has more consistent rules and world building than the majority of organize religion.
>>557630945i'd say so.why does she have two command seals?
>>557630945No, hippolite is the Saberface
>>557630945Wasn't there some saber as a master thing? Too lazy to check.But no, she's blonde Ayaka
>>557631129For some franchises maybe but definitely not the nasuverse
>>557631054So the manga he read was Yotsuba&, right?
>>557631054Manure should be pushed off a cliff, along with Mashu.
>>557631096Except they couldn't even get by without adding vowels.
>>557607550>>557600815momsex
>>557632017>the Jews don't know the real pronunciation of the name of their god because their writing system doesn't include vowelsYeah man, abjads are so much better.
jews are in this thread
>>557631071I don't think so. She's Jeanne with the feelings that Gilles de Rais thought she should have after being executed.
>>557631315There are two, one is Gawain's daughter in capsule servant game and the other is Nobbu's master in the Koha Ace 4 koma manga.
>>557632391Don't make insulting comparisons to my rats
>>557632467Gilles is very much christian in fate zero
>>557632575Romani's wife is too erotic, bros.
>>557632662If you consider a blasphemous heretic a christian then sure.
>>557632775But she wouldn't let me help Tarasque flip himself back over
Takeru inclusion in Iori's Valentine's scene was cringe. It should have been only Iori and me desu.
>>557632575sex with sheba while Tarasque watches.
>>557632467Seems to me like she hates it or is indifferent but insulting towards it since she states she enjoys "denying god to beleivers". If Jannu wanted to go to church I would think Jalter would trip her on the way there then laugh about it.>>557632662He started out that way but after Jannu dies he hates god.
>>557633223>>557632925
>>557633283Sir those are two different posters sir.
>>557633504yes?
Friendly reminder Sheeba is currently Gil's cumdump.
/alter/ gonna make me act a fool up in here up in here/alrer/ gonna make me lose my cool up in here up in here
Move bitch
>>557633283This is mental pollution at work. You might say that Uryuu renewed his belief in God, but the Gilles that made Jalter never met him (maybe).
Alright Shimousa cleared.My opinion hasn't really changed, I'd say that's a completely fine chapter. Not better than pre-Camelot singularities and not better than any Lostbelts. Also for sure better than Agartha. I did like how it teases the Lostbelts a bit at the end, probably was a pretty cool cliffhanger to see while the game was releasing.I'm interested in seeing what Salem is all about, seems like people never really talk about it but if it's got some Foreigner focus that sounds like it'll be fun.
See I worship devil shit, you bustas best not fuck with itSee I worship devil shit, I'll put you bitches in a ditchSee I worship devil shit, you bustas best not fuck with itSee I worship devil shit, I'll put you bitches in a ditchSee I worship devil shit, you bustas best not fuck with it
>>557634363Who asked?
>>557634552
>>557634363Shimousa is garbage, Agartha is way more entertaining. Wu and Schez are better than MusaSHIT.
>>557634636>>557634669No way.
>>557634782Are you serious?
>>557634669This. Columbus kicks ass too.
>>557634669You're insane.
>>557634853Agartha is boring. Schez is ugly. Mushai is fun. Shimousa isn't particularly good though. It's just kinda eh. But Agartha wasnt really any different.>>557634881He's the only one in it who does.
>Musashi is fun LOL
Agartha's premise is really insipid and tired. So is Shimousa's but samurai movies are cooler than Amazoness fantasies.
>>557635048You're right. It's very fun>Wow this warrior is much much stronger than me>I couldn't ever beat them ever in a duel>I beat them lol20 times.
>>557634969nah. shimousa grinds
>>557635264Yeah she is. Are you gay or something?
musashi tits are fun
Sorry broskys but when Ebin of remnants got released we at /alter/ agreed Salem was the best and Shitmousa was the worst. Newkeks shit taste cannot rewrite /alter/ believings desu.
MusaSHIT is so great Nasu removed her from the game LMAO
>>557635389He meant she's fun to fuck, anon. Obviously she is narratively dull.
>>557635583>Newkeks shit taste cannot rewrite /alter/ believings desu.Sure they can, Bob replaced Liz just fine.
>>557635389I said Musashi is fun. Not Shimousa. Dumb ESL nigger learn to read better.
>>557634363Agree because Astolfo was so hot in Agartha
>>557635807what is fun about her
>>557635583That's not quite right. They said Shinjuku was the best and Agartha was the worst, but knowers know Shimousa is the worst now.
>>557635905>>557635423
>>557635807I'm glad we agree Agartha is better than Shimousa, bro
>>557635735>Nasu's opinion>mattering at allOkay bootlicker, you gonna go watch heckin hazbin hotel too?>>557635905Fun personality, cool katana moves, hot, is a shotacon. A dumb pervert. It's not complicated.
Any good new fgo doujins?
>>557635983post your grailed musashi
>>557635795Bob is objectively a better Liz thoughbeit
So... they revealed the Watcher class in Fate Strange Fake....
>>557636045I don't have her. I don't think I would grail her if I did. She's not my waifu or anything, but I do like her alot. I can show you this though.
>>557636227pffttt hahahahaha
>>557635583I was definitely saying Agartha was the worst around then
Imagine sleeping on Astolfo's lap
>>557636124Thank you. Continue monitoring the situation as no one else is watching.
>>557636275What's so funny?
>>557636371>Fun personality, cool katana moves, hot, is a shotacon. A dumb pervert. It's not complicated.>I don't have her.>I don't think I would grail her if I did.>She's not my waifu
>>557636227In case you somehow needed more proof this fag doesn't even play the game and just shitposts on two sites every waking minute of his life.
>>557636003the loli one is probably the best from the past year. but no
>>557635983CHADbin CHADtel is based, yes.
>>557636531In his defense, the game is like a chore or homework more than a game most of the time.
>>557636485So if I like a character I HAVE to make them my waifu or something or grail them? I'm not sure I'm understanding what your problem is here.>>557636531>grailing my Medb further the other day somehow means I don't playThat doesn't even make sense.>>557636765I literally played it several hours yesterday doing story and event.
>>557636550What does this mean
>>557636227>I don't have herYour opinion is fucking worthless then, bro. if you don't have her then you don't actually like her, you just want to be contrarian to farm (You)s, this is my last (You) for (You).
>>557636850In my defense, the game is more like a chore or homework than a game most of the time
>>557636949we need to make our own porn now.*smooch*
>>557636850How do you not have one of the only two characters you're autistically obsessed with at level 100?
>>557636985I've tried rolling for her. Just never got her. It can't be helped.
>>557637236Musashi? Or Medb? I have a handful of Grail projects actually. I'm also not obsessed with Medb. I just like her and I think it's funny chuds have melties about her for no good reason.
Rolling for servants I like? lol no, all of my SQ's are for gameplay servants I don't really like obviously.
just now noticed demeter dropped on jp, is she for (you)?
>>557637852Ask them
>>557637852No.
>>557637852Demeter is s for everyone with a penis, she is as much of a slut as Aphrodite.
>>557637852She's FotM
>>557637905the only thing I saw with a quick ctrlf was some obnoxious catbox file
>>557638101FotW*
>>557634669Based truther. Agartha is the great filter.
>>557638101I'll probably roll for her either way. It's just not really a pressing issue since it's 2 years away
>>557635389I like seeing the hero beat the villain.
>>557637852Are you a rapist?
>>557637852just demeter
>>557632575Shalom!
>>557638936yes. i'm the guy they're talking about here btw
>>557638936no
>>557638936>>557639376(me)I'm THE rapist.
>>557638936Only of the statutory kind.
I wan to rape captain Nemo while the other Nemos watch.
>>557639553can't rape a slut
Nonconsensual sex with Baenis. Medusa and Demeter at the same time.
>>557639475in pretending to be me you have presented the opportunity for a luck transferalI shall be taking your SSRs for the next two months
>>557639707You can have them. Strange Fake ain't having a collab until at least May (if at all).
>rape>rape>rapesaars....
>>557639681I can't fault his taste at least
>>557639835I'm not referring to just FGO
>>557639681*rapes you*
>>557639934>Implying I play other gachasLmao
>both generals talking about rapeBros?
>>557640140Typemoon is founded on rape
>>557640140Fate franchise is rapecore, bro
>>557639867Rape is hot though.
>>557640140What else is there to talk about?
Arthur is the truly superior Saber and he has a dick even without magic
>>557640124
>the turkeyhandlenigger is a jeetlmao
>>557640285consensual sex with children
>>557640295Who wouldn't want a Saber with the absolute minimum amount of personality possible
>>557640380For you, rather.
>>557640140Blame it on the Greeks. Even Medusa couldn't go through FSN without raping someone.
>>557640476He can cook, is nice and he is hot. That's mroe than enough
>>557640735Why is he is so ugly?
>>557640813I love that flatties are SFW because they don't have boobs.
>>557640813i love loli but i find visible ribs to be disgusting. do you enjoy them suffer and being malnourished or something?
>>557641242found the american
>>557640825
>>557640813;_;
>>557641382Home...
>>557641487
>>557641412black beard is a hagfag
>>557641319healthy doesn't mean anorexic, retard. also, rape is disgusting. you're the kind of pedo who deserve to be hunted down. i hate you motherfuckers for ruining the image of pedophilia.
>>557641582blackbread can watch
>>557641637>ruining the image of pedophilia.
>>557641637Ribs also doesn't mean anorexic you fat slut.
>>557641637Pedo elitism is a strange thing
i like sloppy saggy hags and their ribs arent visible
Who's the strongest now?
>>557641767I agree, but I do prefer my lolis to be a little chubbier. Ribs are good on adult chestlets.
>>557642090
>>557642107>>557641319
>>557642090Mushroom magic is basically the strongest there is
>>557641582He is, above all, /our guy/
>>557642291can I get high if I eat her out?please respond. it's important
>>557642397no, you geddan
>>557642397Probably. That sounds like something she would do
If Erice's ranking wasn't downgraded by her age, she'd be just below Waver.
>>557642107Fair point. I can respect that.
do americans like gudako on average more?
>>557642527At what exactly?
>>557642582If you're not cunny you better have some meat on you.
>>557641767It IS a sign of malnutrition, you weirdo.
>>557642632Her mom ranking. She had to take care of Voyager after all.
>>557642582yes but the game was already past its peak when they added castoria and she looks exactly like regular saber but with a different hair style
>>557642697It's not you cute third worlderribs are so sexy because they are a sign of health
>>557641637A+ bait
>>557642808She's more like a weird big sister than a mom to Voyager. I hope someone lists all the mom rankings at some point though
>>557642697Not really no. Plenty of people are naturally that skinny. Society just wants to normalize fatness and being chubby because stupid feminist fat girls cry about being fat and unattractive.
>>557643023But even a big sister taking care of their little brother is still assuming the role of a mother.
One of these things will happen this year.>Tsukihime remake part 2 gets an update>Mihoyo movies are going forward>Fate/Requiem actually finishes it's hiatus>Prisma Illya's manga announces the fight that's been going on for 5 years now is soon to be over>Sita is finally freed from her arcade shackles>The heat death of the universe.
>>557641750>>557641914the same thing also happened with gays and other orientations. people used to think gays = rapists because back then, the open ones really are social outcasts, while the "good" gays are the ones who stay silent and keep it to themselves. then as time passes people realized they mistook the bullet and gay people are just people afterall. alas, the image for pedophiles and ephebophiles are ruined beyond oblivion, probably forever. "thanks" to the violent vocal minority.
>>557643402Jalter WILL return!
>>557643430This is retarded and can only lead to being more retarded, but good luck
>>557643430
>>557643402All in on heat death.
>>557643402You forgot news on F/Extra remake
>>557643402I'm going to bet on Requiem. Seeing Strange Fake get animated might light a fire.I also like long shots
>>557643430And yet, you see people uoh'ing nowadays more than ever before.
HIYAAAAAA, TKAE THIS MASHU!
>>557643898the general sentiment is still negative. nobody would ever do that in open air. anonymity shield is a thing.
>>557644261no...
I really hate onii-chan
About to get Merlin to bond 10. Suppose I should backline Skadi now until I roll a Castoria next month.
>>557644282>anonymity is bad!>people shouldn't like fictional character porn that hurts nobody because well, they just shouldn't okay?!go back to /r/eddit
>>557643906Albert is next!
>>557644564Honestly, when they start even calling themselves pedophiles I think it's time to cut them loose
>>557644282That is at least partly because uoh'ing at anything in public, even something considered normal, would be visibly unsightly, and people are self-conscious.
>>557644751Cunny is good, you're just a virtue signaling redditkek.
>>557644473why bother? Just use a Latern of Chaldea and keep going until Bond 15.
>>557643430Move to Cuba, the age of consent there is 12. Or is that too old for you?
>>557645147>12ew hags
>>557645147Really? I was thinking Uruguay or some other SA country myself.
>>557643402>>Tsukihime remake part 2 gets an updateLikely>>Mihoyo movies are going forwardNo, not until Demon Slayer is finished.>>Prisma Illya's manga announces the fight that's been going on for 5 years now is soon to be overI don't know.>>Sita is finally freed from her arcade shacklesNo.>>The heat death of the universe.Yes.
>>557645147Security is probably lax enough there that you can just do whatever as long as you aren't in Havana.
>>557645147i don't like brownies. or communism.
>>557645147>consentofc idiots like you will still claim rape though unless she's 30 right?
>>557645147cuba is fucked. They ain't go no oil/gas. With no cheap venezula oil, their economy is tanking.
>>557643402>miHoYo moviesHow is this related to Type-Moon?
Do we love Kiara here?
Thoughts on female servants with a higher annual income than you?
>>557646231
>>557646052On the small off chance this isn't bait, he meant Mahoyo
>>557646435Yeah, I did. My brain just auto corrected it to that
>>557644282>the general sentiment is still negative. nobody would ever do that in open air.https://files.catbox.moe/10ic0y.mp4
>>557646231Yes. Although whores are universally loved, /alter/ loves them more than most.
>>557646238Literally nobody asked for any of them.
>>557646576I asked for this
>>557646527That's not AX, isn't it?
I think fate needs more hags. I'd take a Summer Drake as well.
>>557646231no but I think it's funny to ponder what kind of wife she'd be assuming it was possible to un-Beast/un-Kiara herthat, and wondering if she'd transform into a soccer mom from hell on a dime
>>557646738Who does Wada actually have left by now for summer servants?
>>557646238I prefer if the servant handles collecting money and things. Any Caster can just use hypnosis and make a bounded field lovenest, so it doesn't really matter. There are other paths to the same outcome too.
>>557646834Iirc. Any Liz, Drake, Koyan, Jinako, Draco, Protea and Kazu
Reminder to ignore any glowie retard that use the "phile" 3d terms istead of the 2d terms like loli, lolicons etc etc
>>557647096Oh right, I forgot Nursery Rhyme.
>>557646834LizDrakeNursery RhymeTama CatKoyanskayaKingproteaJinakoDracoKazura, maybe
>>557647146Lolicon means pedophile in Japanese.
>>557646834Drake, Rani, Dust of Osiris Rani, RANI, Tamamo Cat, Jinako, Ran Ru, Rin, Liz, Liz Caster, Liz Planet, Liz Lancer og, Type-Mars, Liz Brave, Mecha Eli-chan, Mecha Eli-chan MK.II, Cinderelliz, Eli the nine-tattooed dragon, andLiz JAPAN.
>>557647261Kazuradrop has a banana boat ascension, so I doubt she'd get a swimsuit. Of those I'd bet on Kingprotea, Jinako or Cat
>>557647306no?
>>557647306>google lolicon to see if that's true>it told me to seek helppedobros....
>>557647261Kind of want Jinaki not gonna lie, just to see how that goes
>>557647376need Tamacat one-piece
>>557647146It is frankly suspicious someone would actually try to get people to identify themselves in such a way right in the middle of a giant pedo scandal.But this is also a phone game general that should be utterly beyond anyone's notice, so I'd sooner bet on useful idiot
I'd put money on Draco or Koyan next. FGO does love it's beast swimsuits.
>>557647454Haven't you noticed that in Japanese cartoons characters who like little girls are called lolicons?
I finished Atlantis. It was great. Everyone was played to their maximum potential, Chiron playing the role of villain felt wrong, but I liked it.
>>557647594No wants to see a fatty in a bikini
>>557647684and anyone with a brain knows its a 2d term, the actual work is different, lets stop this here im not even going to argue with a tourist tryhard
>>557647784you dont know that
>>557647898Don't a lot of phone games have fats in bikinis these days? I don't keep track of them, but I do see them
>>557647904Only weebs use lolicon to talk only about cartoon porn, in Japan it's used for 3D girls as well.
As much as I want castoria and lady Avalon I might try and fish the new count of Cristo. Even if I really hate how ugly his final Ascension is. Really hope they give him a summer outfit that redoes his np so I don’t have to see it again. It’s literally too edgy.
>>557648276>It’s literally too edgyImpossible. No such thing.
>>557648276
>>557648615I think lady nobu is a cuter avenger than jalter.
remember when avenger was the hottest and rarest class?
Marie Alter is the only worthwhile Avenger.
>>557648870It’s still pretty rare. Alter egos, and I think pretenders have more servants than them.
>>557648870yES when Space Rin was added
>i think
>>557649003I just remembered someone spent two years trying to get /alter/ mad about her existing
>>557648870Yeah, but after Angra Mainyu it feels like they lost the plot.
>>557649308unimpressive
>>557649195...useless...
>>557649195smelling like a rose
>>557649350woah mama okita-san!!!
>>557649252Everything up to Nobu is still pretty valid. Starting with Space Ishtar, it became a joke. Servantverse shenanigans and summer nonsense
>>557648870Always has been and always will be.>>557648889No way.
hello alter which banners also can come earlier so I can be prepared
>>557649350okita looks like she's been pregnant before
>>557649681sorry about that
>>557649681why
>>557649554>summer nonsenseAvenger Erice is cute and sexy though.
>>557649758thank you
>>557649671>bannergo back to r/grandorder!
Which unit should I pull next?
>>557649709back in my college there's a girl who got pregnant for about 3 months then she aborted the baby because she doesn't want her parents to find out
>>557649906Roll Story until you get Bob Sith
>>557649462if I still had the video I'd post my laskhmibai managing IIRC the 1st or 2nd NA 90++ as the main attacker
>>557650020very nice, bro, epic fate/grand order moment
>>557650216no, seriously, her body looked like that. some people do say that the secret of getting big rack is to get pregnant
the wrong 5 star nito....
Durga gets another rate-up 2 months later btw
>>557650495Nobody wants her!
>>557650495I literally only care about Zenobia copies from it.
this is flippin bullspit I want a playable Aphrodite now.
>>557650495but that rate up doesn't have Duryodhana on it.
>>557650803>>557650803>>557650803
