No Wylder's around to bake, eh?>Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032 >Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome https://rentry.org/d5guide >How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC) https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ring https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between https://www.nightreignmap.com/en >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>557410870
erg is finished
gg thread we wiped to the archive...
i'm queued
Why is Haloslop such an iconic setup?
avatarfags have destroyed this place
>>557566001Me in the middle btw (this is a canon event)
I really like some of you guys you’re really funny and cute but some of you need to die
>>557566219cunny?!
>>557566692I remember when this game was new and people were saying Guardian was the worst character in the game. Now look at them.
not even a year old game
>>557567128>Now look at them.everyone's still saying he's the worst character in the game
gg. Already got that exact seed twice today.
>>557564970>fat radiergroid trying to start shit
>>557567687Oh. True
>>557567858raiderGODS rule this place fag
>>557564970>zdps >loses the tradetypical raider webm>>557567979Said no one ever
>>557568028it's canon that duchess rims raider's hairy shithole while stroking his cock then later gives wylder a kiss
Up to 40 again. Lots of gregg omelettes today. Losing aesthetic glory to a single fartorias target switch never feels good
so I guess miquella goonette is gone forever
that fucking worm that i hate
sorry bean didnt want to risk dying while rezzing good run
>>557570000holy quadsit's all good i'm not very good at that boss
>>557569879Sorry xir we don't care about foids we only discuss transsexuals around here
Gg mega bouncers dear siblings, that detour by the cave was kinda throwy my b but i wanted to explore that route
>>557570319>>557569939unblock me i've been queued forever how are you guys getting games
>>557570394name so i can unblock
gg
>>557570394I only have pepe blocked for literally griefing games
>>557569879who?
>>557570505>only at 97 stacks by the endend me. thanks for dropping me my one and only full hp negation item at the end there sens.
>>557570860Mellow why did you cheat on gremlin? Unfaithful whore...
>>557569879She probably won’t be back anytime soon. This place and these games are completely tied to him. Fuckboys ruin everything.
>>557571525she shouldn't have let some fuckboy ruin something she enjoys for her, but I can sympathize
>>557571221that's what he gets for choosing sleep over me.
>>557568257>raiderjeet delusions
>>557571675>>557571525Sad but trueGood reminder that online romances usually don’t and can’t work out for a number of reasons
>>557572535They are still fun for a time
oh my god guys think about the attention whores and avatarfags erg is ruined without them
lmfao maybe i shouldnt greatshield duchess
lol
>>557572589>>557572535I wanted to try an online romance, didn't work out though
>>557569879Good, one less attention whore>>557569939Bottom of the tier chain type post
youtube im not tuning into ts
>>557570860cute yuri
gg fishe, i used my only double balancers build.
geegees
>>557574267>>557574283same
>>557571675It happens to the best of us. Some people are just everything you want in life and it’s not easy letting that go. >>557572535>>557572589I love them, but they are hard. You either need to know each other is the one and move in together which still has a lot of its own stresses and issues or you need a lot of loyalty, patience and money to keep flying back and forth for years. They are much more doable when you’re young and you haven’t made a life yet. I prefer online flings, where you flirt with each other and trade pictures. It’s a nice way to feel connected to someone, but without being so stressful and potentially soul crushing.
>>557571525>>557572535qrd on the latest drama?
>>557574596I fall in love with anons who post pictures of cute anime girls
>>557574596there's no drama, miqqy goony just has oneitis over some guy that she talked to last year>>557574468what a load of dreck
when are dey gonna make custom lobies?? desuuu~
>>557574806What would you customize? Seamless co-op already allows up to 6 players and lets you muck with the scaling.
>>557574596>that hidden QoS tattooyou fucking race traitor slut...
>>557574995it doesnt apply the scaling to mobs and who knows what else. it also doesn't let you use your deep of night relics. on top of being a janky messi literally just want to be able to set depth mode + boss
>almost 40 deleted posts from the last thread>a vast majority of them were deleted at the same time, probably an IP wipe
>>557576391what's the verdict?
>>557576461i mean you can look yourself. in case you still were in denial that 90% of the shitposting in these threads wasn't literally one bored schizohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557410870/
>>557576391that's one less threadshitter to worry about.
gg caligo cheesed to meet you devilknig
>>557576735
>>557574596Talk about being built from the ground up for BBC
>>557576779I'm pretty sure she wasn't made for that.
even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture dumb newfig
>>557577058Stop ban evading terr
>>557576735Stop hitting on devil
>>557576829Indeed, she is made for going out on cute dates with her friends!
>>557576735>>557576778Ggs
>>557577461Show Wyld man relics
>>557577114>terrjeeta projectionkino
I wish a cute girl would draw me birthday cards with my waifu and commission art of our Tarnished together
>>557577737I wish a cute girl would acknowledge my existencethen again, there is this girl in one of my classes...
>>557578463go talk to her
>>557578494I'm not really interested in her, and she has a boyfriend anyways
>>557578493>>557577504
>>557578638He is fixing them to look not cheated so wait
>>557578715Stop
>>557578715kek
>>557578715>>557578853Cute Devil
>>557577504>>557578715You could see them for yourself if you actually played the game. >>557579098Wasn't me.
>>557576391>>557576530>>557576461That was terr getting his just desserts. Probably spamming /v/ or some other board.
jeet it up just jeet it up then yemmy slurm it down
>>557576391>>557576554even doe there was no ban + theres thousands of us anyway
>>557578463What classes? What do you study?
not a single good wylder poster
>>557579929
>>557579881TESL, I don't want to give any more specifics
>>557579881>>557579561>>557577058>>557576779>>557575169>>557577589why are you like this? why do you have to speak like this and bring up your beastiality fetish every second? what happened in your life for you to end up this way?
>>557580030even with all that m.g is still a b tier...the competition is rough...
>>557579984why did you stop playing with us?>>557580030>miquella goonette finally in B tierbros...
>>557580030>tfw will never make it to a tier
>>557580030Yendragon where?>>557580232>why did you stop playing with us?But they do? Even though half the games are with Mush.
>>557580187she was always at the top of C tier doebeit
You should just call this the nightreign general nobody seems to GAF about elder ring
>>557579929You get what you give, faggot poster
>>557580450
>>557580232I did like 5 erg runs today noob
>>557580030Terr’s mom is once again missing from S tier fix this please
>>557580030You're the reason we couldn't get a high res pic
>>557580030>over one year of this jeet posting and countless bans and ban evasions >still no range ban
>>557580864you're right but it's for the best. poor girl doesn't deserve to be perved on by internet losers
Can be sacrifice trash and trooner lillies to bring back cc and 3bar doll, please
>>557581061esl
>>557581131>deflection Xhe's upset
>>557581061but I like Trish and Ender
>>557581061bryn and tinpo are still here though
Elden ring builds for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mClOxgyWLs8
>>557581390tinpo is 3bar doll? proof?
>>557581372don't talk about yourself in the third person>>557581941intuition
>>557582042So no proof, noted.
>>557582778I love girls
>>557580864Am I crazy for thinking her tits were huge?
>>557582948I dunno about huge but they seemed pretty good
>>557582948She looked like she was 5 feet tall yes those boobs were big
>>557580864>You're the reason we couldn't get a higher quality picJust use waifu 2x? It's not that hard.
I'm drunk agaaaaaaain
>>557583602think about quitting, it's not good for you man
>>557583512>details start to emerge with higher quality why are erg girls so slutty....
>>557583664I've thought about qutting. that's it, I've just thought about itand I know it's not good for me, I'm not stupid
>>557583809ok think harder then
>>557583512>>557583740Kys terrjeet you will never know love
Anyone up for ED birds? I wanna do a run without having to queue with chinese randos
>>557583876think harder about what
>>557584104yeah sure
>>557583512This is why we can't have nice things
why do I get so hungry when drinking
>>5575841043/3 btw
>>557584104They aren't birds.
>>557584104im up if u still want to
>>5575849963/3
>>557584534>>557583602Stop drinking
>>557585035nyo...
>>557585227why
>>557583512so we all agree miquella goonette should be A tier on the built4bbc tierlist now right?
thread jeeted
>>557582842me too
anyone qing
>>557585357No. I'd like her to maybe come back one day.
>>557587121no, I'm ming
bingbingwahoo
>>557587512
KEK
>>557584104lol maybe we should have cheesed it like a typical DoN run
names
>>557587793>>557587738>losing in regular modeNAMES. IMMEDIATELY.
>557585357>557586829>posts so shitty and brown they killed the threadfitting
>>557587793Yeah, too bad I got raped the second the wending grace went off
>>557587936Normally you'd never play it like that in DoN. You run away from the birds and kill them one by one as they come to you, then you run away from the worm while it spergs out and it's actually a somewhat easy fight.
>dying in normal mode with 2 gracesNAMES NOW
>>557588112 I guess you'll just have to queue ED birds and find out. unless ydptg?
>>557587512>>557587725Cute! Best characters in the game
>>557584104>>557587936Are you requeueing?
>>557588168Me and mush before I pick him up to take him to bed
>>557588304you're not that tall
>>557587725very nice
>>557588284Nah, its kind of late where I am
>>557588219qing
>>557588329Oh okay
>>557588375>>557588363
q don
>>557588429too bad, qing don
>>557588256>>557588331trina deserves all the love in the world.
>>557588485get outta here
>>557588543for sure
>>557588543trina deserves a solid raping, just like trannison
>>557587031we need more girls in erg
>>557588304yay uppies
adel is too hard. fuck that
I wish Madison liked me
I want to die
I wish Ender liked me
I’m feeling really bad today, can I have a hug /erg/?
>>557590424hope you feel better soon anonymoose
i wish terr liked me
>>557590590Thank you anon. That feels nice.
>>557588657Weird image>>557588543That she does, just like her alternate self Mickey
>>557590330>>557589882she’s dealing with me get over it >>557590612said no one, ever.
>>557585304Because it’s bad for you, duh
>>557590612Name?
>Based off posts in the thread, a whopping 2 runs have happened in the last 3.5 hours with one of them being a D0 ED Balancers that lost.What the hell happened to all the gamers?
>>557591781shiftyduck
ty for the grafted
np, gg golden goat
>>557591813it's a monday morning what do you expect
>>557590981my irl name is Mickey
>>557591813We just won against base Libra D5. Thoughts?
>>557591813i thought about queueing but decided to just do something else since the queue is usually dead until like 4 more hours.
>>557591850if you are really shiftyduck then post a duck
Shifty how tall are you
5'2 300 lbs
>>557592136She's a sissy
Futa revenant turning the roundtable hold into her breeding ground.
>>557592424Is this true shifty?
>>557591813Actual anons who played and gg posted left.
>>557592734im qing
why do balancers randomly decide to gang rape you at times?
>>557592734I'm xing
>>557592824Normal or ED? Normal ones will do weird things if multiple players are near eachother, rapidly target swapping. ED, they will get extremely aggressive if near eachtother, which is why the strat is to make them sprint away from the pack and blitz them down to interrupt any others that might be charging in.
>>557592824i might be wrong but in the ED fight, some actions like reviving/dealing damage to them will build up an invisible aggro meter and activate more valkries to chase you if you don't kill one fast enough
>>557592685>>557592424She’s a man so no>>557591967That’s really cute your parents sound cool
>>557593265>reviving/dealing damage to them will build up an invisible aggro meter So this is definitely the case with ED dogs right? He will literally turn around and run across the map to get the guy reviving his teammate
>>557594424It's 100% the case with every enemy.
Sooo VaatiVidya is making an Elden Ring lore book apparently. How's that legal?
Feel bad for messing up that ED balancers earlier, ill be staying off the password
>>557595412i can help if you want to, not everyone is d5 9999 here so that happens sometimes it's okay
'tiff
>>557592824Where they spawn is essentially a beehive. If you’re far away then only two worker bees typically come out to attack you, its why move incrementally backwards and funnelling one at a time is the best method. If you’re circle around and go in the vicinity of the beehive then more bees will come out to attack you. At that point either panic ult and run away from the beehive or if you have the distance just run away. I’ve found having two people with less likely and one person without is the ideal setup for funnelling the birds
>>557596987she's not white
>>557596987Dogshit recluse art
queue d5
When do you think elden ring will come to the switch? SURELY someone has figured out the performance yanks by now...... RIGHT?
*ring ring*
>>557598425Who cares, Elden poop has aged awfully and the performance will be worse than running it on a £200 laptop
they're making nightreign 2 trust ze plan
this thread is sleepier than me right now
Reminder everdark heolstor never ever for some reason
>>557601560ED dreglord soon.
ED zacky
>>557601560He already has three phases. What else could they do with him?
>>557602446Starts in phase 2 with way more hp and does cooler moves and adds additional elements from time to time (always has at least one so he would cause geysers with every attack)
>>557602446its not a phase change if he goes back to his old moveset.
>>557602446Starts in phase 2 for the shape of night section. Everdark could be where the old knight wins out and is kinda like soul of cinder with different weapons and maybe a grapple hook and stuff
I am jelly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irMXQKkcP6w
any queuers?
>>557603783soon, gotta eat and stuff
GaolCHADS run this general
>>557603783no, i've been qing
>>557603783Too busy playing Nightreign sorry. Good post though.
>>557592824Their entire gimmick is literally spamming off-screen aggro and then raping you with ground-shooting AoE.
>>557605891Testing the player to see if they know about the right stick is devilish. Doing it in a dlc is peak.
My Tarnished?Took on the Flame Of Frenzy to save Melina.Beat up Radahn and claimed Miquella as a wife.Reunited with Melina, making her his second wife.Became the third Elden Lore with Miquella as his God consort so Marika can relax in the afterlife with Hoarah.
>>557594702Same way he made a book about other others people concept art.
>>557598943This this this>>557540682Presumably because there are some still waiting for the inevitable sequel even if it’s years away at this point>>557599269Nope
>>557596987What a cute witch girlI really want to breed her
Where are you guys? Sleeping? At work? Pfft, losers. Get in queue.
>>557608072Sorry, busy playing nightreign rn. Good post though.
>>557608072there's like 8~ people left in the queue at most and they're all from different continents.I'd give it maybe a couple of weeks before this general dies completely.
>>557608459queue has been dead for years with the threads still going strong.
>>557608459Grim… this is where it all ends… not with a bang… but with a…
>>557608459Who're the 8?
>>557608459>>557608604>>557608634>>557608968I wondered if this were true, so I went down the history of my last 100 games, and counted every /erg/ player. Assuming I didn't accidentally count anyone twice, I've played with 32 different /erg/ players in the last 100 games.
>>557609192k-keep me posted
1/3 btw
>>557609258I'm in queue too, even if it doesn't show 2/3. If 1 more person joins, it will probably shoot to 3/3 and start game.
>>557609192How recent are those games?
>>557609384Recent, a lot of old players put on new names recently.
Maybe its time to drop nr
>>557609384The oldest one is from the first of February. I'll copy the names, since apparently I have time with no matches made.
>>557609462What should we play instead?
>>557609627Go play games
queue otherwise i'll go play something else
>>557610565is this shifty
>>557609627>play play playYou are not a child anymoreRead a bookLearn to cookGet into gardening Join a club related to any the above mentioned activities and meet cute men thereThis is the secret to stop being a femcel failure
>>557609627genshin impact but we coop together so its like nightreign
>intentionally being hit by grabs so your teammates have more time to wail on the enemyis this a valid strategy
>>557610761I don't want to play a game where someone can pay $5000 and do triple the damage.
>>557610842we do a challenge run, only f2p accounts
>>557610793uh sorta? its kind of a meme strat and you need to have utter faith in your teamI generally wouldn't risk it unless its a super easy adel match or something>>557610603maybe
gg two marais greatswords
Ggh + maris + demon
>>557610793if it so happens that your team has cracked beastslop/haloslop level damage and you have extremely crippled unlucky bird level dps sure
>>557610761>gacha games
>>557610793Never. You'll do more damage and take less damage if you simply dodge and keep attacking.
>>557585357a tier is reserved to cuties with a dick
>>557610565Im getting on to steal dem keys
>>557610761Rock and stone
>>557610793I’ve used to do it all the time in d0. I’ve done it once or twice in D5 when the adel fight is taking an hour
>>557611572enjoy your hollow
>>557608459>and they're all from different continents.latinx gods run this general
>>5576115723/3>>557611623thank you i will, i like the hollow even if it lacks gaols
gg balancers. I got a little greedy in the end. I was happy to see all the balancers gather around, so I could hit them all with my gravity attacks. But my last attack before falling wasn't a gravity attack lol. oh well
gg yiting
>>557611945We are like 8 players left and theres still people who block for petty shit, braindead behavior
>>557610761… You can play with other people on GI? I didn’t know this>>557611567Least homo terr post
erg is officially finished
>>557610609no one here is a foid doebeit
>>557612254you can always play together as 4 since forever anon...
>esl post>esl post>esl postholy shit
>>557612523Something terrible must have happened to him irl he hasn't been this bad in weeks.
>>557609483Ok, here is my list of /erg/ players as of late. Note that the dates are the earliest date I played with them on record, not the latest.Feb 01:1. Practice Focus2. Remance3. terrFeb 07:4. slug merchant5. YenDragonFeb 08:6. Salvare7. Mush8. ender lilies fan9. ShiftyDuckFeb 09:10. Reisen11. ****12. Clumsy13. Tinpo14. TrishFeb 10:15. Tide16. Devil K***ht17. Pepe18. MinervaFeb 11:19. YtlaireFeb 12:20. Cirno21. pururi mort22. Brap Maxer OwO23. Nine-BoxFeb 13:24. ZaneFeb 14:25. Washed Up Bryn26. Belan27. evil EVIL!!28. PoinToSky Anon29. gremlinFeb 15:30. temmie31. MARZFeb 16:32. mellow
>>557613060Same 3 guys over and over again.
>>557588256*most disappointing
>>557613278>threadshitter meltykino
>>557596987Based + she should be white like that
>>557613060>I'm not on the listninebox still plays?
>>557613278Careful, you'll trigger the lolcow.
>>557611945>run this general Into the ground, yes.
>>557613986>threadcow is upset Based
>>557613986Looks like he's getting triggered again.
>>557614197we missed you dont go a week without posting here again please
>>557613278>>557613604shut up dragonirian schizo
>>557614197Its bound to happen, anons are really good at triggering him. Making fun of his little password always does it.
>>557614129You hit the nail on the head xhe is samefagging already
>>557614239whats that?
gg 0dps dreg
>>557614803Terr's alt on another board like sneedger was here. Don't know why he keeps mentioning it here when no one brings it up.
tough egg, wormface is a bad guy for backshotting me
gg negative dps straghess
>>557614957Get off guardian
is twitter down for anyone else
>>557615086Yes
>>557613860Nightreign is a relatively quick game, wouldn't surprise me that you get people popping in from time to time for a couple of games
Well atleast I have the zapdos build to look forward to when my streak ends
>>557615020He's pretty good for Dreg, I should stick to guard countering him though. I also misplayed my ult twice and got the input read for when I left them
1/3
>>557616368one out of three
>one death quitter>run is fucked>guess i'll just quit then, at least if everyone quits its just null... right?>-400 points, derankedI have never uninstalled a game faster. let me know IF they change this, and i'll play the game again, until then, fuck you ishizaki.
fenrico? newfriend or tourist?
>>557616516I'm concerned too
>>557616695i'm just not wasting my time or energy on these FUCKING ASSHOLE RANDOMS anymore. i'm already playing ff7 rebirth, night reign is DEAD to me until they FIX the fucking point system so it DOES NOT punish people who are fucking trying their best. and DOES give one death quitters DOUBLE point loss, at least.if that doesn't happen, I will NEVER play night reign again.
>>557613060>another one in sens' infamously long blocklistabhorrent behaviourif you're a blocker and you're reading this, do us a favor and kill yourself
>>557616919>trans fantasy
>>557616919I feel ya brosis, its got me concerned too.
>>557616610He is searching for his lambo
>>557616919The game scales down to duo and the punishment at D4 is like the equivalent of 5 wins or so I think. You lost because you need 3 people to cover up your flaws when the reality is you just need to be better
>>557616919you seem upsetgonna cry, troonoid?
gg balancers its never ED if we get LLTBT probably a good thing since I found no negations that game
>>557613860>>I'm not on the listProbably just coincidence. I play mostly at night. Degen hours.
>>557617570Gg very clean<3 i like how confused they get if you ulti during rush
stop using LLTBT for balancers you fucking retards
>>557618462Mmmm nyo
>>557618462only naefy is allowed to use that since he's a serial 3barring D tier
>>557618462>stop winning lol no
>>557613278>>557613986>>557614046>>557614197>>557614401>>557614937You’re correct, but take it easy please, he’s already on thin ice
Good game bugs, sorry I dropped 100,000 runes in the magic ruins at end of day 1.
gg insects thx for the smithing stone
https://youtu.be/HhVTuowsBrQ?si=TblX-4YCDgoXPME9this is what I would listen to if I listened to music when I played nightreign
>>557620550i'd go with bleed american but that works.
>>557620550for me itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAlUekWS4RM
>>557618462Practice uses lltbt thoughbeit and he is without a doubt THE authority on how to optimally play nr.
qd5
I'm about to unleash the type of CE kino which will shake the very foundations of "Depth 5"
>>557621718he uses it because he doesn't want to get targeted by the worm, which can one shot him through his vigor and negationit's better to let your squishies die to the worm because if you've got high durability then you can survive the low damage individual birds while ressing
Good game Everdark Libra D5, should've focused the boss a bit more I kept on just endlessly killing Condemned
ggl good loot bad game from me, haven't fought libra in about a week+ tbf and the wylder and poo pot executors wouldn't leave me alone so I just decided to give into haloslop
>>557622189I absolutely would not trust pratice with that, last time i went down during the worm he ignored me despite being one barred, ran off in the other direction then 3 barred
>>557622614>>557622491gg you two no negation meant I was just running around like an idiot the entire fight dodging the fucking turrets
>>557622668typical practicejeet, he started playing birds after **** clocked him in discord for only playing it with a Duchess
Lmao they dont knowydptg
>>557622093name?
gg ed adel. I felt like I was playing a little sloppy. But when the team and loot is good enough, it doesn't matter.
1/32/33/31/3UNBLOCK ME
sorry shifty/roxy i don't fuck with your build
>>557622972Poor guy is back to his mantras.
>>557622972annoying latinx shut the fuck up
>>557623024Name? Ur cute
how come this guy never gets banned for avatarfagging
>>557623523He's a mod. If you are familiar with this group on a few boards you can only assume they are mods or linked with mods.
>>557623196Make mee muchacho ahnnn
What the heck. I was tabbed out while queued. When I heard the sound like a match was made. So I tab in, and it says there was a connection error, before even reaching the character select screen.The game treats the situation like I just quit out of a match, and threatens to penalize me for not logging back in. But I literally can't!However, it appears that I haven't taken a penalty to my depths score, so that's nice. But that was really odd.
avatarfagging rule hasn't been enforced in 10+ years, only if the janny/mod REALLY doesnt like you personally
>>557623523jannies are lazy fags i must have reported 50 of his posts for avatarfagging
>>557623714we're gonna nuke argentina trishtinx
>>557623523He rotates the IP and you never notice that the old IP got banned or warned. It ends up looking like someone doing something bannable for years with no recourse.The reality is he spends a massive amount of time rotating proxies between every post.
>>557623935>>557623629based please help us with bullying trishtinx to suicide we need your expertise
is anybody queueing right now?
>>557625192Sorry, busy playing nightreign rn.
>>557625192sorry gotta cook dinner
Impregnate Trish and they will stop posting for a 2 months
>>557625192i'm working on a build
dsg won
GREATBOWS ARE GREAT
GG imagine being able to dodge worm phase. Couldn't be me.
>>557623523Because that isn't what avatarfagging is anon. You're upset at Trish for posting anime pictures on an anime website when you should be upset at him for being an annoying Indian.Avatarfagging is when every image is the same character.
GGs Bloody Bhenchod Balancers. Gotta love when not a single purple staff drops all game.
>>557625192I'm Queing Dynasty 1/3
>>557626695>Practice no longer perma dodging balancersNeato time to unblock him
>>557626763Go easy on the newjeet please, they can’t help but expose themselves, next he’ll start talking about how 3 replies in one post is a “mass reply”.
>>557626934poor guy is suffering, something terrible must have happened irl.
gg hoelster gang. I didn't like anything I was getting that game. But I do like the Gargoyle's Black Axe. So that was something.My win streak is finally going up again. :)
Gg heolstor i found that halo sloppa from a red miner so it doesnt count!>>557623935Huuuh?? My dear sisters are so funny...>>557623836Clearly the janny knows i am based and your cringe..
>>557623714Made for blonde cock
>>557627109>something terrible must have happened irl.Yeah, it’s called his life, that’s why he’s always so angry and trying to stir shit here.
Same team 3 games in a row....
>>557627109>>557626934>>557627481>terrtroon samefag meltyholy cinema
the shitter™ is joining the queue for a couple runs
I’m having a lot of fun on Ironeye lately because he’s just so cozy
>>557628074Got his ass you made xhim seethe profusely well done
>>557628074Happens all the time nowadays. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557628358which one? theres several
A brahmin Wylder has redeemed the queue, please do the needful saars.
you are not brahmin bloody dalit basterd
>>557619237>le negro reactionBrown
>>557629978>>557628074>>557628702>terrtroon dalit meltdownYup, it’s Cinéma
>>557621718>queue dodging shitter is the authority on anythinglol>>557622772>>557622189We're reaching levels of fraud that shouldn't be possible
>>557630328He might start replying to all his old posts at this point. Looks like its already starting.
>>557622093dogshit without dormant kats
Geegees Dreglord. With no cast speed, going to cast a Night Comet at the same time a geyser spawns beneath your feet is certain death as you can't recover in time. Happened to me twice that fight. Funny stuff.
>>557628262you struck his asshole here
Faced dreg 8 times in my past 10 games. Unapologetic about halo slopping him this time desu
>>557630829Id rather halo slop than when you play your garbage bird
>>557628501Good slut
>>557630829Damn revvies claws look like that. Why aren’t I fucking them more?
>>557630657why are you cheating on doro, disgusting manwhore
>>557630952I just checked in my last 100 games I’ve only lost 1 bird game and won ~30. I lose more as executie
>dsgtroon sniping manta with no relicsweird behavior
>>557630328>éKEK
star fists + negation maxxing = manta gets a D5 ED Balancers win
>>557631380>person i dont like = dsgbased
>>557631246you're a cutie
>>557631615>outing yourself as a newfagnot a good look xis
dogshit general full of mass replying insane brownoids vagueposting and samefagging 24/7 fucking kill yourselves
go snipe mantard q dead
Noooooooo. no no no. Sorry gang. I let you down. Played too sloppy.
>>557631761He's suffering terribly recently, something terrible must have happened to him. He can't even let of steam with his typical /v/ threads now, it is really getting to him.
>>557631707>post i dont like = newfagh-holy...my knees cant keep up
>>557631824You pulled through, Timpo. Thanks for the carry.
>>557631246Because you play with the same 4 people who pick up your slack and make up for your 0 dps lmao
gg wending grace
>>557631761see how you acknowledged it's existence instead of just ignoring it and it immediately started vague brownschizo posting? learn from your mistakes
>>557632052Happens all the time, something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557632026Yeah. That was rough. I was NOT trying to halo slop btw. I found the halo relitvely early, and picked it up as an intermediate weapon. But due to poor RNG, I never found a better weapon.
>>557631761That is the truth. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
something terrible happened to me irl
>>557631380You're free to seethe about it.>>557631615Xhe's right. I used to do fight clubs with /dsg/ and we went through the whole of DS3 while invading each other. Modern /erg/ could never.
>>557631761>>557632052I don't know who I hate more: the schizo, or you racists. Half of the posts in this thread is utterly trash, because it's either schizo posting or "I hate brown people" posting.
>>557632226yeah we needed more purple dormants, we all had shit gears
>>557632552>"I hate brown people" posting.no one said that
Just saw some rando doing a guard counter STR revenant build in d5 9999 games. Kinda neat since im getting tired of metaslopper
>>557631246The game is easy, its hard to lose, its just annoying when somebody picks bird and drags it out like you, blocked
>>557632707If the game is so easy why do you play it?
>>557632518>dsgtroon meltykino
>>557632518No one outside of your clique actually liked /dsg/. It was always a tranny cesspool full of mentally ill faggots and degeneracy. I'm glad that shithole is dead and buried forever.
>>557631212A man can have more than one pleasure slave>>557631707>>557631839>>557632182>>557632262Careful please, he’s about to have a full scale meltdown don’t attack him so directly like this.
>>557633046Its fine, let them make fun of the lolcow.
gg caligo, getting "more runes" passives early is so busted
>>557633091ggs, I'm sorry about that forst cancel idk why the dragon didn't fly first
Why is Artorias the only one who gets called by his name in NTR?
>>557633030>a tranny cesspool full of mentally ill faggots and degeneracyNothing's changed.
Gg balancers tinpo is such a carrying stud.. hauling us, gonn take a break lmao
>>557633206You think his name is artorias?
>>557633257post the rest
>>557632552You seem upset. Perhaps you should… go back? To remedy this…
>>557633091>>557633149gg dragonfist vs dragon
>>557633206They couldn't be arsed to call him the knight of the abyss.
>>557632518Can you tell terr to stop shitting up our threads with his beastiality fetish? Thanks
>>557633149yeah I saw that, she just fired the ice right away without moving, such laziness
>>557633430>beastialityI never saw that, to be honest, but I doubt he would be behind it or that he would listen to me.
>>557633293Yes sir!
>>557633785oh my godis this vinnegal
>>557633210>>557633030Truth.>>557633206It’s NR. Not NTR.
>>557633987Its just N. Its 1 word.
>>557633987But I like /eroge/!
>>557633880Mhm, this Duchess got some "vigor"..
>>557634048I
>>557633257>needing to be carried by a C tier yikes
>>557634197This place is kind of like /dsg/ except there's lewd content and people here actually use the (You) function.
Geegees Golden Uma.
>Start game>Die in just 2 hits to everything in the starting area>Farm some money to buy armor in the Roundtable hold>Now I don't die in 2 hits anymore>Keep playing the game>After around Liurnia, the fact that I'm wearing armor stops mattering and no matter how heavy armor I equip I still die in 2 hits unless I respec to have 40 VIG>Keep playing the game>Beat Morgott>Die in 2 hits even with the heaviest armor and with 40 VIGWhy is this game so gay? What's even the point?
>>557634541not 2022 anymore unc
ggh everyone giving me items since I seemed to have revenants item pool for some reason
>>557634541bait
>>557634516I like this video.
>>557634516If I had a cent for every skorvjeet gachatroon shit post id be rich..
>>557634541/v/ shitposter posts "worst ragebait ever"asked to leave the thread
>>557632002I’ve played with 30 different people in my last 20 games though.
>>557618462I don't pick up BLT for libra or balancers any more. its more fun getting an extra damage passive or something instead. we usually win anyway
>>557633785>>557634197Self-esteem…tanking…
uh oh jeet merchant thinks they aren't getting carried, who's gonna tell xher?
>>557635521Good, that's what a real woman looks like.
>>557635560Theyre absolute garbage to play with ngl, deluded too
>>557635762I could forgive them being mid but the whole bringing bird and pretending they are an some sort of mvp ASSET is peak cope.
>>557635742Thats a top 1% woman, none of the hogs in my entire office building look anywhere close to this
>>557635959It's a form that an ugly, jealous troon will never reach, which was the point.
>>557635742Be nice. ; -;
I'm watching sissy
oh no manta is talking about us, we're breaking containment
Manta is glazing twitter while calling out the jestergooners from reddit. holy shit turn the news on
GG ED Dogs.Frame trapped by double fire breath twice.
>>557636548ggs, I saw the ironeye had no negation so that was actually pretty good all in all
ggs couldn't find a holy hammer sorry for griefing shouldve yoused the c sowrd
>>557634048>>557633987>>557634096>>557635145>>557635521>>557636070i laughed. post more like this. :)
>>557633274
GGs Bugboys.
>>557633753>I never saw thatLiar>I doubt he would be behind itHe is we have proof it>or that he would listen to meYeah because you're both in on it now go kill yourself dsgtranny
>>557638017gg normie bugs, smooth no map run
Test
couldn't find a Souls general but is Rom the actual halfway point for Bloodborne? i think I rushed the game but I got to that guy awfully fast and I'm worried about beating the game too quicklygame I have after this one is Demon's Souls
>>557638704I think you have to talk to Melina at the points of grace for the full story.
>>557638704Ask chatgpt
golem tanked both my GPU and my self-esteem
Dick suckers
>>557638704Sounds about right. Did you do witches of hemwick or whatever they're called?
there is pornography of revenant manhandling a female executor on twitter dot com
>>557639053generational aura loss...
>>557639407Me and Executie mains
>trish in manta stream after shifty's shameful display
>>557638236>LiarI'm not.>He is we have proof itI would ask to see it, but then you'd call me a zoophile.>Yeah because you're both in on it now go kill yourself dsgtrannyI am not, you have no proof of that.
>>557640332Trish is trying to win over Shifty’s girl. She’s Miss Steal Your Girl.
>>557640332carrying manta is hard enough but that raider was useless
>>557640630>Dying to double dunkShameful
>>557641141oh please that wasn't even close to my worst wipe
>>557641312honestly you were probably better off just soloing the boss until your next ult to attempt another revive.
>>557641864yeah i know... wasn't ready for a second nuke so soon
>>557642028>>557641312The time you ulted them both but not directly on them so the fire was a little off was where you really fucked up, they were so close to getting up
>>557642028alternatively you need to find damage negate at full hp but only if it's on a staff with a good spell otherwise manta will refuse to pick it up (she's retarded)
>>557640630to be fair to shifty, greg is one of those bosses that are 3x easier if everyone is doing their part because he can get those micro staggers all the time
LMAO TRISH IM LAUGHING SO HARD MY FACE HURTS
>>557643246>3bars to magma wyrm>rage quitsI'M GOIN TO HELL
>>557643252He has that 3rd world net
Good night sweet prince. New revvie for the harem, you should run night invader though and not throw poo pots at me because i'm an MVP
>>557643252>3bars your game>lags out of existence >throws a melty if you dare point out any of it
>augurslop
>>557643341The problem is he can't stop himself from sperging. That's why people block him
>>557643335>i'm an MVPironeye had top kills, so...
>>557643573it's scary to be honest, as much as we like to laugh at it
>>557643634Kills in dog form don’t count towards the tally
webm
>>557643335melon huh? wonder if its the same melon i played with the other week
Depth 0 duchess ult from trish, love to see it
>>557643634>top killscodbrain ass niggascholar SSS tier nightfarer LMAO
>>557643634as you should as ironeye
>>557635959>top 1% woman>form any blond woman could have by not being fat
>>557643362Sex with cat girls>>557639407And that’s a good thing. She’s being prepped for WyldBVLLS
>>557644153They're still going to win.
>ugly pov screenshots>delulu cope postingyep that's lolcow merchant
>>557644510>blondkek
>>557643335new sexpest??
>>557638704Rom is something of a half way point yeah, but remember that there’s also optional bosses you can miss, so it’s not quite that bad.
Trish’s ults are so ass, holy shit
>>557644603He's always been here, he's just baiting because he has a humiliation fetish
>>557644153failed it againKEKAROOOOO AND THIS GUY HAS 1K+ HOURS
>>557644734>>557644789its rather impressive to see aint it?
jump attacking with katanas to res
>>557583512man handsman shoulder:waist ratioboobs are a falseflag
cc would be disappointed in you trish
ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha, lmao trish
Trish threw desu
if you laugh...
Ahnn i was lvl 11 and no negation, oh well it was funny, my game crashed
>>557643573
>>557645098How were you lv11?
>>557645173My runes were in limveld
>>557645098you sent manta back to D3, nice work
>>557645098>no negation you were playing duchess LMAOOO
clip it and ship it
>first shifty now viteazu as I try to snipe mantaGUYS, can you just que on erg lmao
t*rr would've carried that
C* would've carried that
>>557645487is perun mort viteazu negru?cuz that wylder FUCKS
Manta lobby = depth 6, change my mind
only practice could carry mantard
>>557645261wouldn't that put you to 14?
>>557646184We nearly always win but thats not funny for the schizocuties
>>557646282I had like 200k also i was banking on rob drop but no luck
>>557646436oh RIP
ez ed dogsWhat kind of insane build are you guys running. I healthbars were just melting away.
>>557646184Don't talk about yourself pracshitter
>>557646364Me when I play executor
>name I don't recognize>they suckEvery time. I think the only time this was ever not the case was 3-bar doll.
>>557646771tinpo and evilevil are pretty good new names
>>557646683>doesn't even have a 3 bar of EL PRACTICICOI have one, but I'm not sharing it with you ツ
>>557646771sorry D:
>>557646832haven't play with evilevil, but tinpo was meh.
>>557646970>>557646771Ydptg retard
>>557646850I think 2 bar'd to wormface is 6bar tier. A 3bar without context is less embarrassing.
>>557646619GG.It was just double balancers, affinity +6 and giga stacked weapons loadout.I used rosus axe day 1 and day 2 cause that weapon art absolutely fucks, and switched to red kriss dagger for ED Dogs.
>See anons talking about some "manta" streamer>Look her up>It's a vtuber doing that lazy tongue anime voice.>Within 2 minutes of watching the stream, she starts spewing incel women hating rhetoric.>She keeps making random fat people noisesI'm detecting a 350lb man with a voice changer.
>she
>>557647015Maybe, but that's a condemned wormface camp with a recluse on the team and he's the last to die, it's not hard to tell what happened.
>>557647169HAHAHAHAHA, EPIC. FUNNIER AFTER THE 100,000TH TIME
GGs Mystery Nigga Dogs.
>>557647132>lazy tongue anime voicei don't know what that is but anyone knowledgeable knows she's got a heavy indonesian or other SEA shithole accent
>>557647297you sound upset
>>557647334Skorvjeet is the only actual avatarfag in the thread boooo
>>557647334GG with all the fire weapons dropping I thought we’d get bugs or caligo
>>557647223>it's not hard to tell what happenedCorrect, he failed to dodge and 2bar'd to an easy boss. Not sure why you feel the need to cope on his behalf this hard. Upset?
>>557645487negru? I thought that guy was a tourist
Dark souls ?
>>557646018isnt negru the guy who would play melee recluse and complain about leavers on the steam forum? doubt
>>557647907Yes! I get upset whenever a recluse uses their ult in a condemned camp. Zorban and Sludge do it every time somehow!
>>557648037I wonder if this will summon him.Ichiruki was the better choice, Ichihime now and will forever be the retarded choice Kubo made to spite Jump for forcing him to wrap up the Manga.
>>557647353The lazy tongue anime voice is difficult to describe. But it's a certain kind of cliche anime voice that a lot of v-tubers do, and it's applicable to any kind of accent. Since it's more of like faking a speech impediment. Back in the day, when I was into Kaguya Luna, someone described her manner of speech as lazy tongued, or drunken, and that always stuck with me. The speech is a little slurry.
>>557648153Unless you are practinx coping... then you have no clue if that happened, I think you are just upset you 2bar'd to an easy boss bro.
>>557648336you mean blabbling like a drunk cat?
>>557648153>Zorban I haven't played Recluse with ERG since november and I doubt I did that
>random stray shots at zorbgawdydptg
>>557648435The screenshot he's posting is probably a year old and you definitely would pop your ult.
Is manta done after this
>>557648435if it's actually you then when are you doing the "carry manta to 9999" challenge run? it'll be harder than any kind of challenge you've done so far
Zorban why are you so fat eat some salad bitch idk
>>557648110no he's the guy who gave up relics for Lent
Zorban never shave againShort hair with big beard and mustache will quadruple your viewers
>>557564970Last night I finished my first playthrough where I used Light Load all the way through and I think I get it appeal of that playstyle now. That far reaching dodge made everything but Consort Rhadan Phase 2 feel much easier; there it still felt impossible to dodge some attacks and I think more defenses would have been better.
pururi is from here right? poor lad has to carry a 3 bar manta through D4 adel
>>557649334I've never seen him here. wtf are you talking about
I'm sorry for disappointing you, /erg/. I need to go better.
>wow, that must have finally put her back at D5>that was just a promotion game to get back to D4holy shit
>>557649463name?
>>557649463>to goto do*The sleepiness is getting to me, too.
the more i fight normal balancers the more i hate the boss
>no sixth senseevery wyldjeet ever
gg balancers
>>557649617The more I fight them the more I like them.>>557649690Trve.
>>557649463You can be proud that you didn't lose, that puts you in the higher tier of ergites playing with manta
>>557649463Tbh yeah, you got lucky you had negation and blew ur 6th on a d4 adel
>>557649334>>557649391It's a smurf of someone from hereThey posted a gg screenshot here before
>>557564970I know this isn't /dsg/, which I can't find in the catalog for some reason. But does anybody have the link to the old video of the guy pvping in Darkroot Gardens at SL710, the classic "these darkroot dudes" guy.
I knew I wasn't crazy, this one spear thrust will pwn you if it connects>>557649697ggs
?
>>557650256serious gaming
>>557649929I had one succesive negation and I don't even know if it actually came into use. blowing my 6th sense however was entire my fault since I misjudged the head hitbox.
>>557650256LMAO so that's what explains the free loot orb
>>557649463true you are dogshit and as good as you think you are
>>557649565ever dead
>>557649505Many of us try but I doubt we'll be able to carry her to D5 anytime soon or at all, she keeps tanking her rating with randoms and half of her viewers are just as bad as her so viewer games barely make a profit
>>557649690>exejeet seethe nice>>557650083>this is considered webm-material for exejeets Nice 1 flask left btw kek
>>557647706why not naked
Ate pizza, queuing
762wnbt
GGs Heolstor. Thank god you dropped that Carian regal scepter for me, otherwise I would've been throwing Pebbles at him instead of moons. My weapon rng today has been awful.
>>557650893that looks like a doujin
984I accept your concession
>>557651137I wish
>>557651137Because it is>>557650058>for some reasonKilled by a brown troon autist, very sad
is shifty duck erger? see him on manta streams often and he's very bad
>>557651383holy newgroid...
>>557648309Anyone with taste knows Rukia was superior. Hime wasn’t even bad but she was charismatic and cute. >>557648037Wow. Talk about novelty kino.
>>557648824I tried to get into her games earlier but no luck
>>557651497yeah, i'm new in this generalso is her erger?
>>557647132None of this happened btw
>>557651615yesyou may refer to xer as shittyduck or sissycuck
>>557651917what else is there to know about shittycuck?
>>557652097
>>557647463He uses multiple characters though
thanks for the carry ToT
>>557653996GG, you did ok.
GGs Adel
>>557654431
Bugs in trios are baby easy but in solos it's a cancerous fight.
>>557654781Raider's roll distance doesn't m-ACK!!!!
>>557654781if you would consult the chart
>>557652772That's amazing.
>>557655236>>557654989I dont think it was a timing issue, it did a normal roll when it should have been the special grab roll. Usually, you roll backwards that second grab of the double grab and it puts you right next to adel for some easy damage time.
>>557655236It's actually crazy that I see recluse players dying more than rev mains considering they have the best dodge in the game.
>>557655236>updated version So Raider has fewer frames and not just less distance? Raidergroids were coping so hard in a previous thread. Looks like they got BTFO and are Guardian-tier for a reason in DoN.>>557655513I think it was a user issue, correct you are, dogshit after all dingjeet. >>557656306They are genuinely the worst players across the board and will tell you melees like Wylder are harder to play.
ggb, think I was one inch taller than you two so I couldn't use the bird
>>557658087who's bweh
sry adel is too hard for me
>>557658145hi :Dggs balancers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH7Rhe_lJf8Apologize
>>557658283Seriously? You need some D0 practice.
>>557658335stop cheating
Guys, if this is a secret ED Libra, then I'm telling you now I'm useless. But I don't dodge fights.
>>557658639Based, shitters like practinx could never.
>>557660074good and nice game
>>557658335was always wondering what the difference between charged and uncharged was besides raw explosion damage (Which isnt worth much in d5). I guess its just hitbox and not getting flung back
I really hope From doesnt waste an appearance at SGF on Duskslop shilling. It's been 4 years since ER dropped, everyone wants to know what the next big souls game is going to be about already.
creasy give the axe back
There's no way they're going to reveal their next big game while duskbloods still isn't out dumb newfig
Finally, a good post with the word 'newfig' in it.
I tried bweh...
>>557661487oh, sorry
They’re definitely going to shill DB or Nintenjew is going to turn Miyazaki’s testicles into sushi. It’s sad but that’s the reality.
yuh
>>557661714>>557661668sorry team...my middle name is overcommit
good try
>>557662656Yeah...I still don't know what fromsoft expects from us with that boss. As soon as we kill the dopplegangers, he creates more. There's no grace period where we can engage with him. And as soon as he summons the dopplegangers, he's crafting circles under our feed, and the madness machine gun. So much shit is happening at once, it's impossible to follow it all.I'm so serious when I say "I don't know what fromsoft expects". I have absolutely no clue how they expect us to actually beat the boss, without some kind of HP melty OP equipment. I seriously want a Fromsoft developer to record themselves playing the boss with middling equipment, because I'm convinced that none of them can actually do it.>>557662393I was getting terrible loot all game. With only blues to work with. I was happy when you dropped the axe, but then you begged for it back.
>>557663239if you get less likely, the condemned just ignore you and you can focus on libra but it's hard to find
>>557663239There's a reason why double balancers and bestial rev slipped through the cracks. FS is full of shitters.
gg horsYou dont have to res people when scholar ulti is active, you can just hit the boss and it does full res progress to the linked ally.
geegee game went surprisingly well considering the disaster start
>>557663665No such things... lmao ggs
>>557662393>>557662656btw, you need a better approach for that one invader ruin we visited. We were running around like a bunch of chickens with our heads cut off and aggrod too many enemies. Personally, I didn't even realize it was an invader camp. >>557663573That sounds too exploitative. I want to know a REAL strategy.
>>557663665>>557663748:')
>>557663810the strategy for the condemned is either get less likely or nuke them as soon as they spawn, good luck if you can't do either
>>557663665Should have just done the starter POI...those forts are juicy for scholar ulti.
>>557663810>item in the game being used for its intended purpose is 'too exploitative.' Newfag moment>>557663665>disaster start>sens on the teamNot surprising
>>557646832tinpo is C tier at best
>>557664202I know you're bad at math, but if 3 people have less likely to be targeted, then that should cancel the effects out. They're all equally less likely, so they're all equally likely. It *shouldn't* create a glitch in the AI where they can't focus on anybody. That's obviously an exploit. Aduh
>>557664202When was the last time you played with me?
>>557664507It's not a 'glitch', it's working as intended, meaning the condemned become less aggro, they don't completely stop targeting or whatever you think happens. Libra will target people equally if everyone has it instead of prioritizing those who don't have it. You should put some more time into that fight before you try to sound like a smartass, yellowfever fag.
>>557664846>When was the last time you played with me?You still rage quit to this day. Time makes no difference, bud.
>>557665471That doesn't answer the question. Do you play the game at all?
Who the fuck is “yellowfeverfag”
>>557665471>instantly deflectingDon't concede immediately, threadshitter. We're at 700 posts, you are here to have a melty and entertain us.
>>557665660>>557666092>rage quitter is so upset he replied twiceNice. Keep seething for me, threadcow.
>>557666337Still waiting for that answer. Go on, post one of your webms you've held onto for the last year, I wanna look it up in the archive and see how many times you've posted it, and dont change the file hash, that'd be no fun.
>>557665183>meaning the condemned become less aggroThat shouldn't happen. Because math. It's algebra and logic. Think about it. Why would everyone having less likely to be targeted magically make the condemned less aggro than normal? That doesn't make sense.Say for example, that all 3 characters have 10 target points. When you add it up, it makes for a total of 30 target points.In order to know the percentage of a chance that each will be targeted, you divide their points by the total. So:Player 1: 10/30 = 33.333%Player 2: 10/30 = 33.333%Player 3: 10/30 = 33.333%Now say Player 1 finds less likely to be targeted. This drops his points from 10 to 5. You still add up their points and divide. So:Player 1: 5/25 = 20%Player 2: 10/25 = 40%Player 3: 10/25 = 40%Now say all players find less likely to be targeted.Player 1: 5/15 = 33.333%Player 2: 5/15 = 33.333%Player 3: 5/15 = 33.333%See? When they're all less likely, they are all equal likely. That's how it SHOULD work. But Fromsoft is bad at programming. So you end up with some weird exploit where everyone is less aggro than. They probably just copy and pasted the code from the thief ring from Demon's Souls without thinking.
this can only end well
>>557666574>this upset for being called outbased>>557666702Not reading all that, but everyone going from a certain target level to a lower one is not the same at all.
>>557663239If you see 2 meleetards at css and lock in a 3rd melee character instead of a caster that's on you jit
>>557666975Still waiting. Keep dancing for us. You literally have to respond every time, your autism does not allow you to stop.
>4 barred before completing the first castleWaking up today was a mistake>>557666702Does it not more work that you have 10 "target" points while the condemend have like 8 'target' points then a blue less likely brings you down to 7 "target" points and therefore makes them want to fight the condemed more than you? Honestly though i'd be fine with the condemned and less likely not being a thing if they would change it so killing condemed hurt libra and if he couldn't heal them.
>>557666702I think its an enemy sight distance thing. The LLTBT effect has a number attached that you can stack and as it gets higher enemies stop seeing you. The enemy can always tell which door the goat is behind when it wants to.
sry i was alt tabbing a lot to chat with a friend
>he says while responding each time Actual senshitter meltdown...
No idea how blt works and I never take it unless it's on something I need as a caster.
>>557667730blt?
>>557667448>>557667376ggs, I guess the momentum got canceled by ironeye there lol
Can someone explain to me "Blocking Increase Poise" to me? Has anyone, in the entire history of Nightreign, ever wanted this?If I'm blocking, why the fuck would I care about poise?
>>557668170yeah i hate it when that happens
>>557668379guardian's charged guard counters
>>557668470so I don't get interrupted if I mess up my guard counters? But I take damage anyway.ass.
>>557667276>Does it not more work that you have 10 "target" points while the condemend have like 8 'target' points then a blue less likely brings you down to 7 "target" points and therefore makes them want to fight the condemed more than you?That does make sense, I'm afraid. It could work that way. I don't like it. but maybe.Regardless, the less likely strategy still feels too exploitative. The player shouldn't have to rely on such things to get by. The fight shouldn't feel totally hopeless without it.>>557667296>I think its an enemy sight distance thingI suppose it could be. I honestly don't know. But that's how the thief ring works from demon's souls. It shrinks the radius of detection.
>>557668379high poise means you don't get knocked back. Really good since steel guard and guard counters need you to close range and getting knocked back increases range.
>>557668379Reviving. If you have low poise when trying to steel guard to revive you'll get pushed out of range of the free hits.
>>557667501Oh its your canned not-using-the-reply-function response, almost missed it and thought you beat your programming. Still waiting.
Why does Mohg take a million years to show up sometimes
>>557667213>>557668894got his ass
>>557668370I really, really like this
truly a game
>>557671737yeah
>>557672121I had a stupid ass iron eye who repeatedly cancelled the ripostable animation with his mark
>>557672121This was a false ironeye just now that interrupted MY backstab
gg ED dog, you did some nice dmg wylder
ggs yeah i got pretty lucky with the passives+talismans
>>557672916Wylder should look a lot more feeble considering he’s riddled with syphilis
>>557673150Wylder is a beefy boy and anyone who plays him looks like this
>>557672916I wish I looked like this
>>557673150You’re thinking of the Somalian character (Executor)
>>557673561I bet you can pull it off. Get a cute haircut, work out and if you're still not where you want to be, learn cosplay make up and try some filters so you can at least take some sexy pictures.
>>557674226Terr when he’s not playing nightreign is a scary thing
>>557673561We know you do m*sh, but you're a skinnyfat brownoid squatting in Australia>>557673703Difference is that a man like Wylder has to be afflicted with an illness to be 'feeble', whereas browns like executor are feeble by default due to genetics.
gg golden exp tree
>>557674710gg please tell me one of you took a screenshot of that
>>557674815i did but it wasn't taken from a good angle and i didn't manage to snap a pic of us posing because you two immediately fell off haha.
i miss terr
>drop my full hp negate and activate my sixth sense for ult charge during caligo's armour up>she doesn't do the ice storm move afterwtf
I don't
>>557674361Not at all. Mostly for the same reasons outlined in the latter part here >>557674596
>>557649334>>557650013>>557649391He's a dsgtroon who chats with terrjeet every day, they're both responsible for shitting up our thread with the usual dsg spam. See >>557631380 and >>557632518
>>557677337Viteazu Negru is one of the dsg threadshitters? Makes sense and yeah, I checked he has terr added on steam. Checks out.
>>557677337>viteazu negro is also a bbc spammerWhy is /dsg/ like this?
>>557677707>tried to poison the well with no proofNice try dsgroid, you got outed.
>>557677337>cataloging posts from 8 hours ago to seethe about it nowThank you for your service, thread schizo anon.
>>557678137>deflecting after getting outedoh no no no viteazu sisters... the narrative
>>557677337>>557677538You triggered the dsgjeet after exposing xher now xhe is seething and coping hard nicely done
>>557678267I'm not xem, I literally am thanking you for your service because I appreciate you doing the schizo legwork to prove who the stream shitters are.
>>557678457
gg godrick jumpscare
>>557678967gg sorry about the spam ping but wasn't sure if you'd get it before it was too late also fuck ed birds with no negation
Gg ed birds Attentively your 3 bars to magma wyrm queen
The narrative shift was a failure. People still hate t***
x-xher is so good
>>557680641turns out spamming 'terr won' and third person hype didn't work out of xher...
>get lucky and only fight easy bosses>rise through the ranks easily>get unlucky and fight ed libra/gladius/balancers multiple times in a row>get demoted back to depth 3
Poor executie
terr already won thoughbeit
>>557680656NPC bros....how do we recover from this...
>>557681014>>557681162weird cope
>xhes triggered by ironic pointdowns againkino
>>557681398>3 bar rev>3 bar exeMan, Wylder just can't catch a break from all the carrying
>deviljeet meltycinema indeed
>>557631380Oh fuck, this dude. I blocked him and forgot who he was.
ggs caligowoah, you can interrupt his drive by with an executor slap?
ggd, finding the shattering crystal in the very final drop once again. Only took looting 90% of the map
>>557681789who the hell is that
>>557681893bwehhh
>>557679185Can I have a footjob?
>>557681893bwehhhhh
absolute cinema moment>>557681789ggs
xher her xis sis uh uh uh uh
>>557677894>tried to poison the well with no proof-ACK!
>>557681763I've seen it happen with a scholar parry and raider stone but not that. pretty cool
gem collage
>>557681689Just Wyldeity things. It's a thankless job.
>>557682118wyldsaars in shambles
>>557682173I thought this was supposed to be terr's handwork schizojeet?
saar I redeeemed the L2 saar even doe this has been done to death saar!
>>557681398exesaars... we aren't recovering from this one.
lovely wyldalits cope you love to see it
you broke him something bad must have happened hes avoiding captchas
Can't we all just get along
>>557683196This is the best part of the thread, savor it, we're already on page 9.
I pray for you guys everyday, its not your fault you are like this, its epsteins
>>557683196We already know its one guy. Just ctrl F deleted in this thread and look how many were deleted at the same time:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557410870
>>557683810nah it's definitely my faultalso what's her name
>>557683954theres thousands of us doe
>>557676451- no one, ever
gg 2 bar ed libra
>>557683810Sex with my sister
Anyone here bored of nr?
through my window from so far awaythe wind's come to my room to staytell me where you're from,where do you blow from?there's a sun sneaking through my shadescreeping at me with those raysbut through my window fromoh so far awaythe wind's here at lastoh, it's here to stay
>>557682173>there’s even more of this shitKill this freak already we’d be doing xher a favor
>>557567514Nightreign lost
>>557684872nompe
>>557650256my home planet needs me
>>557684872me
>>557685285Why?
>>557682482They work together, retard.
>>5576853020/3
gg, im scared of the triple dogs
>>557682118>calling your own clip 'absolute cinema' Do exejeets really?
>>557684872Me
>>557686284I am fucking WHEEZING rn
>>557683810Meanwhile, Esptein liked troons like you trishjeet
>>557684872The only thing I can do at this point is pour murk into the relic gatcha looking for new builds but I can go through a million murk without getting something usable. I still find the great hollows somewhat fresh but the appearance rate dropped because people are bad at it.
>>557686898>>557686284nasty posts
>>557684879Shut up
>>557685113>>557685113>>557687518What about NTR?
>>557687964why of course I can post more soon anon it's my pleasure
>>557688062NTR is kino
>executors and wylders fighting over 4th place again>duchess and ironeyes keep being the uncontested objectively best classes in the gameit's the same loop
>>557688062
>>557689282They are men fighting over who is actually the manly one. They don’t realize I’d have sex with both at the same time.
>>557688062I just fapped to a NTR doujin
>>557689497>t.raiderGAWD after pounding wyldsissy and exesissy's boypussy
>>557689685That’s really sad.
I really wish recluse’s physical damage negation wasn’t fucking abysmal to the point of being oneshotted by literally everything
>>557689928yeah
gg katanas
>>557690509that's why you play the better caster, revenant
>>557688062>>557688354>>557689685Stop being a gross excrement person
>>557691139going to fap again
gg, ez pz
>>557691486I was hoping it was ed goat u_ugg!
>>557691486>>557691563ggs!
>>557691563Could've been interestingI was drowning in damage resist drops, it was great. Felt like a vanilla run when I got hit lol.
>>557691563>>557691594>>557691486heccin' gg chungus guys!
>>557691671chungus as in big chungus? that's pretty reddit ngl diddy
>>557691671gg
>>557691671gg! :D
>>557691671ggs
>>557691737>>557691762>>557691776>>557692101gg bros
turns out elden ring: nightreign was a fun grand ole time after all
>>557613283but enough about you
>>557692414Yes and no because solo players got completely shafted at launch and the learning curve is very steep
>>557692901your points are nonissues, this is a multiplayer game at heart and whenever I feel like there is more I can learn to get better that is only a huge bonus to the fun I extract from my product
>>557693135Fuck you all souls games should be playable just fine solo
qing pao. make da threadthread
this is it this is the final erg thread say goodbye everyone we had a good run but now it's over we are joining dsjee in the grave
qing qing xing ching
goodbye ergwelcome nrg
>>557694336>>557694336
>>557691486bweh is playing recluse?... hot...
>>557693289it doesn't say souls anywhere, it's explicitly a reimagining of the gameplay, it's not souls gameplay
