Previous: >>557568513>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/KYOU MO CURREN CHAN ICHIBAN KAWAII!!!!
FUCK jpiggers
>>557589752First iamge for luna
>>557589752>KYOU MO CURREN CHAN ICHIBAN KAWAII!!!!heh
round 2 day 1 wrpost them
The NTR avatarbwo woke up (suggestive image of NTR on bed)
Guess no tribute then.Unless this post hits a 7
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/hnDu1Chttps://jiggie.fun/hnDu1CAlternate simpler puzzle for non-shape-rotators:https://jiggie.fun/_RMR3Chttps://jiggie.fun/_RMR3C
Is this the thread?
just datagooned AI for like 5 hours and realized it has been 5 hours so my TP is probably all full again now
The merge is coming
holy shit just pasted cmd/powershell outputs and basically my registry files into AI for 6 hours and my TP is only at 61/100
>>557589970I absolutely go feral for petite bodies.
Critical brown levels of posting, moving to bed.See you during US Hours (based hours)
>>557590063two moms talking yeah this artist knew what they were doing with that dictus look (thats how moms look at husbant in my japanese cartoons)
>>557589861boy...
>>557590157It's brown during all hours
>>557590158The destined mother of my children
reminder that curren is a WHOREwhile NTR is a CUTE
>>557589883
GUYS, I'VE GOT BAD NEWS! JP TOOK OVER AND MY GRANNY IS STARTING TO ACT UP!>>557589861STOP POSTING BOYS>>557589752stop being a spoiling coward and gimme an uma with those fucking stats>2kwe're so back baby>>557590063my bro is so cute
>>557590145same
>>557590063Wait, that's Ikuno Dictus? Umas shouldn't take off their glasses they look like Umamusume A.
>>557589883swapped maru into someone who actually tries to win instead of being a pure curren ult feed and curren dies hard. She turns into groove's ult feed though, so groove gained WR instead.
4 runs today and 3 of them gave me 1* guts. Is this shit for real?
>>557590289That isn't Ikuno, she has a giant braid.
>fast learner runPain...
/uma/ really just have been so unusable lately so maybe it isn't even worth playing till MANT if this keeps up
>>557590317Run Maru with Falco, Maru will feed off Falco then.
>>557590361Yeah I agree, you should leave
I want to fondle my trainee's ears
>>557590361we've been overran by soulless witness to legendfags
can I post cropped porn yet?
>>557590269>>557590186She's not a boy you rude fucks.
>>557590361You niggas start looking for flatlining reasons the moment replacing you becomes troublesome.Danchous should kick people even if they can't get anyone to join until the start of the month.
>>557589883>Swap to pace>Winrate skyrocketsWhen does late stop sucking
>>557590361Ever since that one anon said posting JP content is spoilers the shitpost increased by 1000%, it's pretty much unusable to discuss global stuff now
Guess the blue spark
>>557590405I DONT HAVE FALCOCURREN HAS INFESTED MY STABLES TOO MUCH
>>557590542I'll be nice: speed 1
The best part of this shitposting bit is that pass users such as myself have the perk to see post IDs and flags on all posts, so you know who is samefagging but we're not supposed to talk about that.
>>557590540
>>557590361Why would you need /uma/ to play? Yeah /uma/ has collapsed into near-complete idiocy and become awful, but the game is still the game...
IDeez nuts
>66Wow I SUCK. My trainees must hate me.
>>557590541Maybe we should get the janny from /v/ that hates uma to start policing this thread.I miss the janny that would kill any early bake.
>>557590582i'm sorry for your loss (and various diseases)
>>557590873That's meI'm the Track
>>557590354Maybe speed isn't needed... maybe.
Crazy what a shower can do to an uma.
>>557590630You cannot escape "it"
>>557591095better
>>557591095ruined
Hags?
>>557591095Delete your post immediately
Only an umadol of absolute purity can salvage this thread.
>>557590234Show hag
>>557591095that looks so bad, unironicallyuglier than white nessa
yeah
>>557591095She is tanned, that's how she looks like anyways.
I want to watch BoaNE but my theatre has a no singles policy...
>>557591095bad
>>557591279no it doesn't
>>557590157US hours are the brownest brown brownies
>>557591279Wanna go together?
>>557591279Hop in the car, I'll come with you bwo
>>557591180>spurts inside your umawombhow's that for purity
>>557591180Oh? Who would that be?
>>557590493>>557590706The game has already given me all it has to offer since aoharu dropped, and the next new thing it would offer is MANT, but even then it's still doomposted to hell. As of right now I'm only playing since I like my club and because the threads are fun, well, used to be fun. Call it as my way of coping to keep playing the game. If weren't for both of them I would have quit already ever since CM6. I'm not getting any enjoyment at all anymore from the game, parent farming is troublesome and unrewarding, and ace training is filled with RNG that will always find a way to make you seethe one way or another.
>>557591279>theater has a weight limit
>go to movie date with Teiobwo (he's fat)>go to movie date with NTR bwo (get NTRd later)Doushio?
>>557591402>>557591338sorry teiobwo... looks like you can't watch...
>>557590540Iinchou is such a lovely idol... Truly a wonderful umamusume!
my country has no BOaNE...
>>557589883tomorrow will be better
>>557590157Brown women should stop being so sexy then.
>>557589883I benched Bakushin after the first set. I dont know how I made it to A finals
>>557591515no big loss. reddit tachyon's movie isn't all that.
Screenings of the movie will bring a new wave of Tachyonfags I'm so ready
>>557591371Post the edit
i have been speed symboli-pilled
>>557591589I know, I prefer RTT movie version over Boane but still I want to umapyoi on a big screen
Why not a home release? Isn't it better to prone boane?
>>557591672Don't do that, they got cameras now and you will be canceled
>6th place>pops ult>winsThis shit is so peak...
>>557591447>go to movie date with NTR bwo (get NTRd later)Well why did you fuck his girlfriend?
>>557591739>Triumphant Pulse>If losing, win
>>557591736If he's that cringe, chances are he'll shoot up a bunch of kids eventually, so being cancelled is the least of their concerns.
>>557591739What I like about Oguri's ult is that she literally turns super saiyan on the animation
>>557591095ugly btw original is better
>>557589878My little sis is so cute!!!!
>>557591851if by original you mean the real original sex design, yeah
>>557591095Wow, she's actually cute now.
FUCK Dumb Falcon.
>>557591817
>Have Curren or Falcon>Win>Don't have Curren or Falcon>LoseNice "CM"
the cutest
YABBA DABBA UMADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>557591934People who bring debuffers to a sprint race are scumYou didn't winYou didn't earn itIt's not funny and I didn't laughDie
>>557591778Hmm it would appear as though I'm lagging behind in 2nd place by 3 lengths and I'm about to loseHOWEVER
>>557591989Your Pasa?Your Air Groove?Your King?
>>557592056>Your King?He wants to win though
>>557591989Bakushin eats them both
>>557592056I have them and I always lose to Falcon or Curren
>>557589883the otherworldly front runner
>>557589883Curren Chan win rate plummet while El with proper acceleration but no groundwork performed great
>>557591171I want to sex that hag.
>>557592149Are you running her oonige or normal?
>>557591852OLD....
>>557591778It's great, I slam dunked whales with her. Best feeling>>557591838I love her :D face
Best I could do was 2/5 today. This might be the first cm I don't make it to A finals...
>>557591515That's because you ate them allFAT FUCK
i don't know if my heart could handle it if doto passes away...
didn't ask
>no problem getting US ranks on medium and long distance horses>can't get above UA5 on anything else no matter what
4/5 4/5 5/5 4/5Better than round 1 day2
surely they'll buff mant right?they aren't going to TRAP AND BETRAY global?
>>557591989this is literally the first sprint CM you fucking nigger i bet you used gold shit on all long CMs before>b-b-but golshit is le free!roll umas retard
>>557592339the fuck you talking about nigger?
>>557592349Post umas
>>557592364>>557592349>>557592339see >>557592337
>>557592287He's an old man anon, he won't be around forever.
>>557592339Dont be sad, med and long are the best distances anyway.
>>557592370globalfriend, i...
i asked AND i care
>>557589883RNG was so ass it's insane, raped by Bakushin in 60% of my races
>>557592427wrong thread nigger
>>557589883Went 3/5 3/5 4/5 then 1/5 today. Can't really complain.
>>557592467He's right here, where he belongs.
Why can't you spark SRsHow am I supposed to get Vega guts at 1% rate?
>>557592236normal
>>557592034The best seethe is when they get to overtake your Oguri BEFORE the 200m mark.>If overtaken, win harder
>trainer does not equal wife that doesnt affect me actually because I dont even have silence suzuka
they'll be reunited
>>557592339What are you talking about silly?Ranks are letters and sometimes a plus sign, like D rank, or B rank or even S+ rank, there are no numbers.
>>557592240The face comes back in the anime collab version
>>557592391See >>557327782Will get the new El for a sec
and thats why oguri is THE G.O.A.T
I wish we had something like a character ban before CM.If you use this character I don't want to enter matchmaking with you.
>>557592684I know and I luv me Ogurin
>>557592693>55% CurrenI've not seen a Curren that could trigger her ult properly, umazing.
>>557592684>>557592760I am sticking with this game for the next 4 years just so I can roll for this
>>557592287You should prepare yourself. Haru lived a good long life but I saw her death coming, and Doto is the same age. It's gonna be within a year, maybe two. Horses just don't really live past 30.
>>557592693
How can I not love her? Ogurin is my goat and she does it all. Also she is super cute.
>>557592725I need to stop getting sad at everything
>>557592847But Dober is 31 and she's in perfectly good health!
KILL TM OPERA O
>>557592808Current rate is >>557592156El and Bakushin carried me today.
Yeah I don't care about this Capricious Cup, just let me pull valentine bobo already.
>>557592938She is a silly nee-san and not as grumpy as Haru.
I saw someone using Chiyo today, did you guys get her? The armpit propaganda almost got me but I need to save
How the hell is she ichiban ninki now? In the 2 previous races I noticed she was 9th and 8th favorite. Is it all just mood? Wtf that's retarded.
>>557592886>>557592760Cap as in peak
>>557592617taiki would definitely ascend to uma heaveni can't say the same for some others...
is there a video of "happy shoe shopping"
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gt9RrSOVAOEwould you buy this fatty some gourmet okonomiyaki
>>557592985>nee-sanAnon she's a mom, Dober had 10 kids before getting to enjoy her retirement. She's one of the few mares that got to be a champion, mom, and nice old lady
>>557593008>Is it all just mood? Wtf that's retardedyes and get good, luck is a skill shiraoki said so
>>557592938Yeah... about that...
>>557593108I know, but the twitter account calls her Dober-nee san
>>557592715I fucking hate OGuri so much. I've lost count how many times she cucked me out of my 3 wins, and have almost denied me of my way to A group countless of times>Get a decent lenght difference >200m mark hit>she ZOOMS to either defeat you or give you a heart attack with a head/nose difference >you managed to overtake her 1st place on an already very close and hard battle>SHE PROCS HER UNIQUE AND SPEEDS UP ANYWAYThere's no other unique like her who's simply built to win. She cannot fucking lose even if you get to overtake her and somehow gets even stronger. Motherfucker calls the power of anime to her side and magically pulls in .45 target speed increase out of nowhere when losing. Her unique doesn't even check if she can catch up to the one in front or not, AS LONG AS SOMEONE'S AHEAD OF HER.
>>557593165she's John Umamusume. only another anime protag can defeat her. You have to use Spechud, Kitachan, Iinchou, Pokke, or TEIO. and only two of those are available on global right now, I'm sorry.
post something sleepy
>>557593165Yep, that's peak
>>557593165>she ZOOMS to either defeat you or give you a heart attack with a head/nose difference>you managed to overtake her 1st place on an already very close and hard battle>SHE PROCS HER UNIQUE AND SPEEDS UP ANYWAYMany such cases
>El Condor took 1 at late and ult>Should have been guarantee win. No other pacers caught up.>Lose to Narita Taishin by noseI aint even mad. Didnt even see her in camera until last second.
>>557593247>TEIOShe's my Oguri killer. IF she can win, she will TEIO SDEBBU DAA :-DDD, but that's a big IF, most of the time Oguri is unreachable.
>>557593165
BAKA!
>>557592934Run 30 min every day. It'll take several years but you will start feeling like GOD. Every other human starts looking like a mercy kill.
>>557593082Cute! Let's go to the pool first
>>557593291schizophrenia
sleepy time
This CM is so horrible that it's effectively killed my interest in playing the game anymore.The game is so laughably random that ir can hardly even be considered a video game. It's the illusion of gameplay. There is nothing you can do. You might as well roll dice. What the fuck is the point? The game, the actual game portion, is terrible.And people are saying the new scenario is the worst one by far. I have zero interest in fiddling with that shit for hours, having no fun whatsoever, just to go into the next CM where everything is random and nothing you did matters or makes any sense. I'll stick to being a secondary, the actual game is so bad.
>>557593165Get gud
I love saving 200+sp in one go
>>557593393no I want to do some situps daily and get sixpack and arm muscles... it will make me sexy for the womens
>>557593384Believe in Teio!
>>557593436I don’t think this CM feels any more or less random than the previous. You might just not be very good at making sprint umas.
>>557590534>late in sprintRetard.
a CRT monitor actually creates noise in the same band as FM radioumamusume
>>557592339Post deck idiot
>>557593436I honestly think it's only slightly more random than the other ones. A lot of the time even in other CMs, the winner of a race is a diceroll. Umas that have no business winning on paper win because they just hit the right timing. It happens a lot. This one only feels more random because the track is shorter and events don't have as long to play out.
>>557590534>>557593554My late Groove is doing fine
>>557593436Everyone here and all sloptubers had said this CM is a fucking lottery.
>>557591961What the horse doin?
>>557592585please answer meam I going to have to use THAT
highly recommend talking to AI (there is a gemini way to talk but it has to be restarted every 10 mins) using TTS and microsoft narrator while you do umamusume runs to learn about things 1 hour at a time
>>557593512I can see them.
>>557593384What's annoying with Teio's unique is it specifically check if you can reach the one in front of you and REQUIRES her speeding up to activate. It's basically "If you can win, win"
>>557589883kill all curren hoes and front niggas
>>557593796
did you know that sweepy couldnt use the CPU_GROUND_PIN_TEMP to check for rainbow training (more signal through the CPU with the XOR normal skill training with itself) because heat isnt created by 1s but the bits flipping from 0 to 1
I LOOOOOOVE SEEING MY TRAINER TRAIN OTHER UMAMUSUME ESPECIALLY WHEN HE DOES IT BEHIND MY BACK
>>557593082Only after that fatty worked up some sweat with some hours of running
>>557589883Everyone replying to this post should be ashamed of themselves.>only queueing during bot hours
Everyone replying to this post should be ashamed of themselves.except for me cause I just did
how do i workout to look like this irl
>>557593749I didn't even understand your question desu
>>557593983suck 1000 sweaty balding ojisan cocks in a row
>>557593907t. Falcuck
currenxisters are getting uppity
>>557591095Based
>>557594013That's what Falkek does after her street idol performances though
>>557594004I have 1 SR crystal, Vega SR guts is a 1% chance and can't be sparked, I have 15K carats + free pulls. Am I going to have to use my credit card to MLB it?
>>557593708>this CM is a fucking lottery.This is cope. I've maintained my 80%+ WR from Day 1 to 3.
>be piggy>pay to win harder>go into sprint cm>cant pay to win hard enough to overcome lack of brain>crylmeow
consternation
>>557591095Went from a cute chocosex goddess to Cafe from temu
is gold ship le wacky randumb uma
>>557594287maybe we are
Special Week Guts seems like poop, should I burn my only copy for Cleats and Tickets? I already have 1 Tazuna already but I think I should uncap her?
>>557594287No, that's Reddit Light O
>>557594287No, her retard hat is just containing her power level as a sex goddess
>>557589903Done. Galaxy saved; idol stage sparkled upon.
sprint CM is fun :)
>>557594287no her humor is calculated
>>557594343Poorfag mentality
>>557591095cute bleached generic tomboy
>>557593983You may not know it, but this is what the absolute peak in athletics and running style looks like.
>>557594448fatass
>>557594439that is retard mentality, not poorfag
>>557593436This CM isn't random at all. If anything Long CMs are the random CMs. You can't have high Wit so your skill procs are more RNG and you lose if you miss your recovery, NSM or Spurt.You just built shitty umas.
>>557594134Well desu I don't think anyone is actually pulling just for an SR card. They will mostly pull to get an SSR or to spark the SSR and have the SR as consolation prizes. Not sure about others but I wouldn't be pulling at all during MANT so my advice is just to skip it or if you're desperate for that SR, borrow it but that will waste your borrow.
>>557593165You gotta love that her unique is literally just Cut and Drive but better in every conceivable way.And Cut and Drive isn't even bad to begin with.
>>557593943I was busy...
>>557593651It's probably in spite of being late and not because of it.
flirting with Venus Chan after humiliating Orfevre...
>>557594134Vega Guts is the f2p bait card. You roll for FineMo if you're F2P, you use Shinko Speed and borrow Fuku/NTR as your 2nd Speed card, you use Marv/Tach Wit + FineMo then you throw in race bonus or skill cards. Ayabe not needed, Guts maxxing not needed
>>557593749It's an SR, you will MLB it in later rolls
>>557594781dirty stinky neet
lmao Biwa got really concerned that I went 2-3 on the first ticket, and said "You know what, fuck PDM, I'll lock in and get you into A Finals myself. I could have won 4 times, but I'll give your Bakushin a pity win, why not." I love this silly banana lover.
>you were warnedbut jannnnny! they were cropped :C
>already have a plan to roll for fine motion soon>don't have taiki/digitan/smaru for cm10>can't roll vbourbon/kitasan for cm11>undecided on whether nishino and rickey are worth rolling forfuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>557594374Shame she never banged her trainer in her career
>>557594343Do it
>>557594439Uh okay I guess that means its a bad move then I will keep it for the future.
>>557594135It is still lottery but witg proper build it means you bough 80 different tickets. Other faggot with 10 tickets can still win
Where are all the Els? You'd think she'd be all over the place. My El autowins if she's 3rd at start of late race, but she struggles to be there due to all the pace chasers. Man, competitive spirit would've been free power here.Anyway, why does her skill proc immediately? Other skills don't do that. For example sometimes straight skills proc at starting straight, sometimes at final straight. Is this some special quality of unique skills or what?
>>557594343Yes, I cleated a Shakur dupe and I got 2 copiesof FineMo and Christmas Oguri from the extra tickets I got
>>557589752Why is there a space between /uma and /Again
>>557595046RNG
>>557595092Stop as king quest ions
wow sweepybot uses trig to emulate a human mouseclick or tap
i roll for MLB fuku and then borrow SR ayabe
>>557595046El only beats shit Umas and if F Sprint
>>557595130
>>557595046unique skills trigger at soon as they meet the requirement since they dont usually have random elements. bakushin requires her to be sideblocked for 2 seconds and within top 3, so you may see it less
>>557595046>>557595129Wait I misread. Her skill proc when you are on 1-2 position at final straight.Uniq is guarantee proc on original uma.
Ogurin belly rubs
if uma food at tracen is just giant sized jap meals does that mean the french schools have giant baguettes and croissants while burgers have giant kfc buckets?
>>557595280uma food is normal sized tho
Thoughts?
>>557595368really?
>>557594956So you're not baiting. But yeah cleating non-MLB SSRs is retarded and will always be, you'll get extra 2 pulls every month for what? Another power Ryan SR? Whoop de doo
>>557593165It's a crazy good and simple unique which works on every scenario possible and the only one that can potentially beat her is Rudolf because of the same increase in speed and overtaking requirement. Teio's there but her unique activation is quite restrictive despite the simple looking requirements. You need to have Triumphant pulse on Teio for her to pull a win.
Why is there so many uma fatties?
>>557595414milk truck arrive
>>557595280Ebayan will eat a giant, comically large doughnut and turn into a giant circle, and we'll all laugh.
>>557595414mayo truck arrive
>>557595414Sex
I will now play uma game
>>557595443rice fatty...
>>557595443Other than Spe and Oguri every uma eats normal portions ye.
>>557595226>>557595243Ok, that's what I suspected.Bakushin rarely triggers her ult. Which is weird considering she's pace chaser with like 6 other pace chasers. You'd think she'd be sideblocked all day long, but I guess not.
did you eat breakfast this morning
"Gynaaaaah"- Tamamo Crossu
>>557595876I had Meek manko for breakfast.
maya goonbatajaow io!!!
>>557595876But I HAD breakfast
>>557595925dont know what that is
>>557595947i copy
>>557595876I'm on breakfast 3 right now.
>>557594792Thank you victoria frontier
>>557596007Don't worry bb
Falco and Curren are friends.
is there a way that I can see the "happy shoe shopping" event? its not on YouTube or Google
actually it should be in my trainee events unlocked right? or does it not work for that. maybe in the scenario events
What is the meta parent for pace?
>>557596236Brian
>>557596109URA scenario
>>557596236Oguri and Nyopera
>>557595273I hate this animation so much, you can tell she is gingerly rubbing her belly so it looks like the way a pregnant woman would do it and I don't want to think of pregnancy because I don't like the fetish or the fragile state it puts you/the baby in. I don't like touching or interacting with babies and I don't want to be reminded of that when I play Uma and do my Oguri runs.
Chiyo.
I hate you and your dumb fucking trainee.
>>557596007Spread your legs I'll show you
>>557596375we know Riko
You will never defeat your mom
post more zenno rob booba
its coming
>>557589752>link in last thread said "global edition only">retarded faggot OP uses JP client picture of a non-global uma
>>557596614megalargemegamedium
>>557596614where are the fucking spark passes
>>557596614da green juice of animal abuse.....
>>557596614you wouldn't make your horsegirl eat catgirl food would you?
>>557596349
irasshai...
pregori cap
>>557596758would be funnier if it wasnt so pixelated
>>557596614but who's gonna beta test for us, sweepybwos?
the happy shoe shopping event was a good ending :)
>>557596614I ain't playing
>>557596853thats from sweepy repowe might be getting MANT bot day 1
>>557596349uma is a stealth pregnancy fetish game
drink it you fat fuck mcqueen
Dios mio, it's all Falco, Curren, Bakushin and Akebono S ranksIt's like everyone dropped their oshiThat's what I get for using my mutated favorites I guess
>>557597027yeahAn untested day1 MANT bot
