Previous: >>557568513>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/KYOU MO CURREN CHAN ICHIBAN KAWAII!!!!
FUCK jpiggers
>>557589752First iamge for luna
>>557589752>KYOU MO CURREN CHAN ICHIBAN KAWAII!!!!heh
round 2 day 1 wrpost them
The NTR avatarbwo woke up (suggestive image of NTR on bed)
Guess no tribute then.Unless this post hits a 7
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/hnDu1Chttps://jiggie.fun/hnDu1CAlternate simpler puzzle for non-shape-rotators:https://jiggie.fun/_RMR3Chttps://jiggie.fun/_RMR3C
Is this the thread?
just datagooned AI for like 5 hours and realized it has been 5 hours so my TP is probably all full again now
The merge is coming
holy shit just pasted cmd/powershell outputs and basically my registry files into AI for 6 hours and my TP is only at 61/100
>>557589970I absolutely go feral for petite bodies.
Critical brown levels of posting, moving to bed.See you during US Hours (based hours)
>>557590063two moms talking yeah this artist knew what they were doing with that dictus look (thats how moms look at husbant in my japanese cartoons)
>>557589861boy...
>>557590157It's brown during all hours
>>557590158The destined mother of my children
reminder that curren is a WHOREwhile NTR is a CUTE
>>557589883
GUYS, I'VE GOT BAD NEWS! JP TOOK OVER AND MY GRANNY IS STARTING TO ACT UP!>>557589861STOP POSTING BOYS>>557589752stop being a spoiling coward and gimme an uma with those fucking stats>2kwe're so back baby>>557590063my bro is so cute
>>557590145same
>>557590063Wait, that's Ikuno Dictus? Umas shouldn't take off their glasses they look like Umamusume A.
>>557589883swapped maru into someone who actually tries to win instead of being a pure curren ult feed and curren dies hard. She turns into groove's ult feed though, so groove gained WR instead.
4 runs today and 3 of them gave me 1* guts. Is this shit for real?
>>557590289That isn't Ikuno, she has a giant braid.
>fast learner runPain...
/uma/ really just have been so unusable lately so maybe it isn't even worth playing till MANT if this keeps up
>>557590317Run Maru with Falco, Maru will feed off Falco then.
>>557590361Yeah I agree, you should leave
I want to fondle my trainee's ears
>>557590361we've been overran by soulless witness to legendfags
can I post cropped porn yet?
>>557590269>>557590186She's not a boy you rude fucks.
>>557590361You niggas start looking for flatlining reasons the moment replacing you becomes troublesome.Danchous should kick people even if they can't get anyone to join until the start of the month.
>>557589883>Swap to pace>Winrate skyrocketsWhen does late stop sucking
>>557590361Ever since that one anon said posting JP content is spoilers the shitpost increased by 1000%, it's pretty much unusable to discuss global stuff now
Guess the blue spark
>>557590405I DONT HAVE FALCOCURREN HAS INFESTED MY STABLES TOO MUCH
>>557590542I'll be nice: speed 1
The best part of this shitposting bit is that pass users such as myself have the perk to see post IDs and flags on all posts, so you know who is samefagging but we're not supposed to talk about that.
>>557590540
>>557590361Why would you need /uma/ to play? Yeah /uma/ has collapsed into near-complete idiocy and become awful, but the game is still the game...
IDeez nuts
>66Wow I SUCK. My trainees must hate me.
>>557590541Maybe we should get the janny from /v/ that hates uma to start policing this thread.I miss the janny that would kill any early bake.
>>557590582i'm sorry for your loss (and various diseases)
>>557590873That's meI'm the Track
>>557590354Maybe speed isn't needed... maybe.
Crazy what a shower can do to an uma.
>>557590630You cannot escape "it"
>>557591095better
>>557591095ruined
Hags?
>>557591095Delete your post immediately
Only an umadol of absolute purity can salvage this thread.
>>557590234Show hag
>>557591095that looks so bad, unironicallyuglier than white nessa
yeah
>>557591095She is tanned, that's how she looks like anyways.
I want to watch BoaNE but my theatre has a no singles policy...
>>557591095bad
>>557591279no it doesn't
>>557590157US hours are the brownest brown brownies
>>557591279Wanna go together?
>>557591279Hop in the car, I'll come with you bwo
>>557591180>spurts inside your umawombhow's that for purity
>>557591180Oh? Who would that be?
>>557590493>>557590706The game has already given me all it has to offer since aoharu dropped, and the next new thing it would offer is MANT, but even then it's still doomposted to hell. As of right now I'm only playing since I like my club and because the threads are fun, well, used to be fun. Call it as my way of coping to keep playing the game. If weren't for both of them I would have quit already ever since CM6. I'm not getting any enjoyment at all anymore from the game, parent farming is troublesome and unrewarding, and ace training is filled with RNG that will always find a way to make you seethe one way or another.
>>557591279>theater has a weight limit
>go to movie date with Teiobwo (he's fat)>go to movie date with NTR bwo (get NTRd later)Doushio?
>>557591402>>557591338sorry teiobwo... looks like you can't watch...
>>557590540Iinchou is such a lovely idol... Truly a wonderful umamusume!
my country has no BOaNE...
>>557589883tomorrow will be better
>>557590157Brown women should stop being so sexy then.
>>557589883I benched Bakushin after the first set. I dont know how I made it to A finals
>>557591515no big loss. reddit tachyon's movie isn't all that.
Screenings of the movie will bring a new wave of Tachyonfags I'm so ready
>>557591371Post the edit
i have been speed symboli-pilled
>>557591589I know, I prefer RTT movie version over Boane but still I want to umapyoi on a big screen
Why not a home release? Isn't it better to prone boane?
>>557591672Don't do that, they got cameras now and you will be canceled
>6th place>pops ult>winsThis shit is so peak...
>>557591447>go to movie date with NTR bwo (get NTRd later)Well why did you fuck his girlfriend?
>>557591739>Triumphant Pulse>If losing, win
>>557591736If he's that cringe, chances are he'll shoot up a bunch of kids eventually, so being cancelled is the least of their concerns.
>>557591739What I like about Oguri's ult is that she literally turns super saiyan on the animation
>>557591095ugly btw original is better
>>557589878My little sis is so cute!!!!
>>557591851if by original you mean the real original sex design, yeah
>>557591095Wow, she's actually cute now.
FUCK Dumb Falcon.
>>557591817
>Have Curren or Falcon>Win>Don't have Curren or Falcon>LoseNice "CM"
the cutest
YABBA DABBA UMADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>557591934People who bring debuffers to a sprint race are scumYou didn't winYou didn't earn itIt's not funny and I didn't laughDie
>>557591778Hmm it would appear as though I'm lagging behind in 2nd place by 3 lengths and I'm about to loseHOWEVER
>>557591989Your Pasa?Your Air Groove?Your King?
>>557592056>Your King?He wants to win though
>>557591989Bakushin eats them both
>>557592056I have them and I always lose to Falcon or Curren
>>557589883the otherworldly front runner
>>557589883Curren Chan win rate plummet while El with proper acceleration but no groundwork performed great
>>557591171I want to sex that hag.
>>557592149Are you running her oonige or normal?
>>557591852OLD....
>>557591778It's great, I slam dunked whales with her. Best feeling>>557591838I love her :D face
Best I could do was 2/5 today. This might be the first cm I don't make it to A finals...
>>557591515That's because you ate them allFAT FUCK
i don't know if my heart could handle it if doto passes away...
didn't ask
>no problem getting US ranks on medium and long distance horses>can't get above UA5 on anything else no matter what
4/5 4/5 5/5 4/5Better than round 1 day2
surely they'll buff mant right?they aren't going to TRAP AND BETRAY global?
>>557591989this is literally the first sprint CM you fucking nigger i bet you used gold shit on all long CMs before>b-b-but golshit is le free!roll umas retard
>>557592339the fuck you talking about nigger?
>>557592349Post umas
>>557592364>>557592349>>557592339see >>557592337
>>557592287He's an old man anon, he won't be around forever.
>>557592339Dont be sad, med and long are the best distances anyway.
>>557592370globalfriend, i...
i asked AND i care
>>557589883RNG was so ass it's insane, raped by Bakushin in 60% of my races
>>557592427wrong thread nigger
>>557589883Went 3/5 3/5 4/5 then 1/5 today. Can't really complain.
>>557592467He's right here, where he belongs.
Why can't you spark SRsHow am I supposed to get Vega guts at 1% rate?
>>557592236normal
>>557592034The best seethe is when they get to overtake your Oguri BEFORE the 200m mark.>If overtaken, win harder
>trainer does not equal wife that doesnt affect me actually because I dont even have silence suzuka
they'll be reunited
>>557592339What are you talking about silly?Ranks are letters and sometimes a plus sign, like D rank, or B rank or even S+ rank, there are no numbers.
>>557592240The face comes back in the anime collab version
>>557592391See >>557327782Will get the new El for a sec
and thats why oguri is THE G.O.A.T
I wish we had something like a character ban before CM.If you use this character I don't want to enter matchmaking with you.
>>557592684I know and I luv me Ogurin
>>557592693>55% CurrenI've not seen a Curren that could trigger her ult properly, umazing.
>>557592684>>557592760I am sticking with this game for the next 4 years just so I can roll for this
>>557592287You should prepare yourself. Haru lived a good long life but I saw her death coming, and Doto is the same age. It's gonna be within a year, maybe two. Horses just don't really live past 30.
>>557592693
How can I not love her? Ogurin is my goat and she does it all. Also she is super cute.
>>557592725I need to stop getting sad at everything
>>557592847But Dober is 31 and she's in perfectly good health!
KILL TM OPERA O
>>557592808Current rate is >>557592156El and Bakushin carried me today.
Yeah I don't care about this Capricious Cup, just let me pull valentine bobo already.
>>557592938She is a silly nee-san and not as grumpy as Haru.
I saw someone using Chiyo today, did you guys get her? The armpit propaganda almost got me but I need to save
How the hell is she ichiban ninki now? In the 2 previous races I noticed she was 9th and 8th favorite. Is it all just mood? Wtf that's retarded.
>>557592886>>557592760Cap as in peak
>>557592617taiki would definitely ascend to uma heaveni can't say the same for some others...
is there a video of "happy shoe shopping"
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gt9RrSOVAOEwould you buy this fatty some gourmet okonomiyaki
>>557592985>nee-sanAnon she's a mom, Dober had 10 kids before getting to enjoy her retirement. She's one of the few mares that got to be a champion, mom, and nice old lady
>>557593008>Is it all just mood? Wtf that's retardedyes and get good, luck is a skill shiraoki said so
>>557592938Yeah... about that...
>>557593108I know, but the twitter account calls her Dober-nee san
>>557592715I fucking hate OGuri so much. I've lost count how many times she cucked me out of my 3 wins, and have almost denied me of my way to A group countless of times>Get a decent lenght difference >200m mark hit>she ZOOMS to either defeat you or give you a heart attack with a head/nose difference >you managed to overtake her 1st place on an already very close and hard battle>SHE PROCS HER UNIQUE AND SPEEDS UP ANYWAYThere's no other unique like her who's simply built to win. She cannot fucking lose even if you get to overtake her and somehow gets even stronger. Motherfucker calls the power of anime to her side and magically pulls in .45 target speed increase out of nowhere when losing. Her unique doesn't even check if she can catch up to the one in front or not, AS LONG AS SOMEONE'S AHEAD OF HER.
>>557593165she's John Umamusume. only another anime protag can defeat her. You have to use Spechud, Kitachan, Iinchou, Pokke, or TEIO. and only two of those are available on global right now, I'm sorry.
post something sleepy
>>557593165Yep, that's peak
>>557593165>she ZOOMS to either defeat you or give you a heart attack with a head/nose difference>you managed to overtake her 1st place on an already very close and hard battle>SHE PROCS HER UNIQUE AND SPEEDS UP ANYWAYMany such cases
>El Condor took 1 at late and ult>Should have been guarantee win. No other pacers caught up.>Lose to Narita Taishin by noseI aint even mad. Didnt even see her in camera until last second.
>>557593247>TEIOShe's my Oguri killer. IF she can win, she will TEIO SDEBBU DAA :-DDD, but that's a big IF, most of the time Oguri is unreachable.
>>557593165
BAKA!
>>557592934Run 30 min every day. It'll take several years but you will start feeling like GOD. Every other human starts looking like a mercy kill.
>>557593082Cute! Let's go to the pool first
>>557593291schizophrenia
sleepy time
This CM is so horrible that it's effectively killed my interest in playing the game anymore.The game is so laughably random that ir can hardly even be considered a video game. It's the illusion of gameplay. There is nothing you can do. You might as well roll dice. What the fuck is the point? The game, the actual game portion, is terrible.And people are saying the new scenario is the worst one by far. I have zero interest in fiddling with that shit for hours, having no fun whatsoever, just to go into the next CM where everything is random and nothing you did matters or makes any sense. I'll stick to being a secondary, the actual game is so bad.
>>557593165Get gud
I love saving 200+sp in one go
>>557593393no I want to do some situps daily and get sixpack and arm muscles... it will make me sexy for the womens
>>557593384Believe in Teio!
>>557593436I don’t think this CM feels any more or less random than the previous. You might just not be very good at making sprint umas.
>>557590534>late in sprintRetard.
a CRT monitor actually creates noise in the same band as FM radioumamusume
>>557592339Post deck idiot
>>557593436I honestly think it's only slightly more random than the other ones. A lot of the time even in other CMs, the winner of a race is a diceroll. Umas that have no business winning on paper win because they just hit the right timing. It happens a lot. This one only feels more random because the track is shorter and events don't have as long to play out.
>>557590534>>557593554My late Groove is doing fine
>>557593436Everyone here and all sloptubers had said this CM is a fucking lottery.
>>557591961What the horse doin?
>>557592585please answer meam I going to have to use THAT
highly recommend talking to AI (there is a gemini way to talk but it has to be restarted every 10 mins) using TTS and microsoft narrator while you do umamusume runs to learn about things 1 hour at a time
>>557593512I can see them.
>>557593384What's annoying with Teio's unique is it specifically check if you can reach the one in front of you and REQUIRES her speeding up to activate. It's basically "If you can win, win"
>>557589883kill all curren hoes and front niggas
>>557593796
did you know that sweepy couldnt use the CPU_GROUND_PIN_TEMP to check for rainbow training (more signal through the CPU with the XOR normal skill training with itself) because heat isnt created by 1s but the bits flipping from 0 to 1
I LOOOOOOVE SEEING MY TRAINER TRAIN OTHER UMAMUSUME ESPECIALLY WHEN HE DOES IT BEHIND MY BACK
>>557593082Only after that fatty worked up some sweat with some hours of running
>>557589883Everyone replying to this post should be ashamed of themselves.>only queueing during bot hours
Everyone replying to this post should be ashamed of themselves.except for me cause I just did
how do i workout to look like this irl
>>557593749I didn't even understand your question desu
>>557593983suck 1000 sweaty balding ojisan cocks in a row
>>557593907t. Falcuck
currenxisters are getting uppity
>>557591095Based
>>557594013That's what Falkek does after her street idol performances though
>>557594004I have 1 SR crystal, Vega SR guts is a 1% chance and can't be sparked, I have 15K carats + free pulls. Am I going to have to use my credit card to MLB it?
>>557593708>this CM is a fucking lottery.This is cope. I've maintained my 80%+ WR from Day 1 to 3.
>be piggy>pay to win harder>go into sprint cm>cant pay to win hard enough to overcome lack of brain>crylmeow
consternation
>>557591095Went from a cute chocosex goddess to Cafe from temu
is gold ship le wacky randumb uma
>>557594287maybe we are
Special Week Guts seems like poop, should I burn my only copy for Cleats and Tickets? I already have 1 Tazuna already but I think I should uncap her?
>>557594287No, that's Reddit Light O
>>557594287No, her retard hat is just containing her power level as a sex goddess
>>557589903Done. Galaxy saved; idol stage sparkled upon.
sprint CM is fun :)
>>557594287no her humor is calculated
>>557594343Poorfag mentality
>>557591095cute bleached generic tomboy
>>557593983You may not know it, but this is what the absolute peak in athletics and running style looks like.
>>557594448fatass
>>557594439that is retard mentality, not poorfag
>>557593436This CM isn't random at all. If anything Long CMs are the random CMs. You can't have high Wit so your skill procs are more RNG and you lose if you miss your recovery, NSM or Spurt.You just built shitty umas.
>>557594134Well desu I don't think anyone is actually pulling just for an SR card. They will mostly pull to get an SSR or to spark the SSR and have the SR as consolation prizes. Not sure about others but I wouldn't be pulling at all during MANT so my advice is just to skip it or if you're desperate for that SR, borrow it but that will waste your borrow.
>>557593165You gotta love that her unique is literally just Cut and Drive but better in every conceivable way.And Cut and Drive isn't even bad to begin with.
>>557593943I was busy...
>>557593651It's probably in spite of being late and not because of it.
flirting with Venus Chan after humiliating Orfevre...
>>557594134Vega Guts is the f2p bait card. You roll for FineMo if you're F2P, you use Shinko Speed and borrow Fuku/NTR as your 2nd Speed card, you use Marv/Tach Wit + FineMo then you throw in race bonus or skill cards. Ayabe not needed, Guts maxxing not needed
>>557593749It's an SR, you will MLB it in later rolls
>>557594781dirty stinky neet
lmao Biwa got really concerned that I went 2-3 on the first ticket, and said "You know what, fuck PDM, I'll lock in and get you into A Finals myself. I could have won 4 times, but I'll give your Bakushin a pity win, why not." I love this silly banana lover.
>you were warnedbut jannnnny! they were cropped :C
>already have a plan to roll for fine motion soon>don't have taiki/digitan/smaru for cm10>can't roll vbourbon/kitasan for cm11>undecided on whether nishino and rickey are worth rolling forfuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>557594374Shame she never banged her trainer in her career
>>557594343Do it
>>557594439Uh okay I guess that means its a bad move then I will keep it for the future.
>>557594135It is still lottery but witg proper build it means you bough 80 different tickets. Other faggot with 10 tickets can still win
Where are all the Els? You'd think she'd be all over the place. My El autowins if she's 3rd at start of late race, but she struggles to be there due to all the pace chasers. Man, competitive spirit would've been free power here.Anyway, why does her skill proc immediately? Other skills don't do that. For example sometimes straight skills proc at starting straight, sometimes at final straight. Is this some special quality of unique skills or what?
>>557594343Yes, I cleated a Shakur dupe and I got 2 copiesof FineMo and Christmas Oguri from the extra tickets I got
>>557589752Why is there a space between /uma and /Again
>>557595046RNG
>>557595092Stop as king quest ions
wow sweepybot uses trig to emulate a human mouseclick or tap
i roll for MLB fuku and then borrow SR ayabe
>>557595046El only beats shit Umas and if F Sprint
>>557595130
>>557595046unique skills trigger at soon as they meet the requirement since they dont usually have random elements. bakushin requires her to be sideblocked for 2 seconds and within top 3, so you may see it less
>>557595046>>557595129Wait I misread. Her skill proc when you are on 1-2 position at final straight.Uniq is guarantee proc on original uma.
Ogurin belly rubs
if uma food at tracen is just giant sized jap meals does that mean the french schools have giant baguettes and croissants while burgers have giant kfc buckets?
>>557595280uma food is normal sized tho
Thoughts?
>>557595368really?
>>557594956So you're not baiting. But yeah cleating non-MLB SSRs is retarded and will always be, you'll get extra 2 pulls every month for what? Another power Ryan SR? Whoop de doo
>>557593165It's a crazy good and simple unique which works on every scenario possible and the only one that can potentially beat her is Rudolf because of the same increase in speed and overtaking requirement. Teio's there but her unique activation is quite restrictive despite the simple looking requirements. You need to have Triumphant pulse on Teio for her to pull a win.
Why is there so many uma fatties?
>>557595414milk truck arrive
>>557595280Ebayan will eat a giant, comically large doughnut and turn into a giant circle, and we'll all laugh.
>>557595414mayo truck arrive
>>557595414Sex
I will now play uma game
>>557595443rice fatty...
>>557595443Other than Spe and Oguri every uma eats normal portions ye.
>>557595226>>557595243Ok, that's what I suspected.Bakushin rarely triggers her ult. Which is weird considering she's pace chaser with like 6 other pace chasers. You'd think she'd be sideblocked all day long, but I guess not.
did you eat breakfast this morning
"Gynaaaaah"- Tamamo Crossu
>>557595876I had Meek manko for breakfast.
maya goonbatajaow io!!!
>>557595876But I HAD breakfast
>>557595925dont know what that is
>>557595947i copy
>>557595876I'm on breakfast 3 right now.
>>557594792Thank you victoria frontier
>>557596007Don't worry bb
Falco and Curren are friends.
is there a way that I can see the "happy shoe shopping" event? its not on YouTube or Google
actually it should be in my trainee events unlocked right? or does it not work for that. maybe in the scenario events
What is the meta parent for pace?
>>557596236Brian
>>557596109URA scenario
>>557596236Oguri and Nyopera
>>557595273I hate this animation so much, you can tell she is gingerly rubbing her belly so it looks like the way a pregnant woman would do it and I don't want to think of pregnancy because I don't like the fetish or the fragile state it puts you/the baby in. I don't like touching or interacting with babies and I don't want to be reminded of that when I play Uma and do my Oguri runs.
Chiyo.
I hate you and your dumb fucking trainee.
>>557596007Spread your legs I'll show you
>>557596375we know Riko
You will never defeat your mom
post more zenno rob booba
its coming
>>557589752>link in last thread said "global edition only">retarded faggot OP uses JP client picture of a non-global uma
>>557596614megalargemegamedium
>>557596614where are the fucking spark passes
>>557596614da green juice of animal abuse.....
>>557596614you wouldn't make your horsegirl eat catgirl food would you?
>>557596349
irasshai...
pregori cap
>>557596758would be funnier if it wasnt so pixelated
>>557596614but who's gonna beta test for us, sweepybwos?
the happy shoe shopping event was a good ending :)
>>557596614I ain't playing
>>557596853thats from sweepy repowe might be getting MANT bot day 1
>>557596349uma is a stealth pregnancy fetish game
drink it you fat fuck mcqueen
Dios mio, it's all Falco, Curren, Bakushin and Akebono S ranksIt's like everyone dropped their oshiThat's what I get for using my mutated favorites I guess
>>557597027yeahAn untested day1 MANT bot
>>557597176That’s Meisho Doto!
>>557597156You issueMy oshis are curren, falco, bakushin and akebonoI will also change oshis next CM
Uhh Ricebros??
El Condor pasa is such a stupid horse dear god this bitch refuses to merge ever. I watched every race this career and every single time she's lost its because she sits on the guardrail and lets an NPC frontrunner gas out and drag her all the way to the back.This is such a shitty mechanic and I don't understand why the runner AI doesn't have "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY" sent to priority #1 when blockedfront and another runner passes you. On Tenno Spring I watched her get dragged from 3rd all the way back to 16th before the UI vanished at the final straight. It's just so stupid and no amount of late-race navigation skills can save you from it. And for whatever reason, El has been full force sucking NPC ass all night tonight.Were I a rich, artistic, or AI savvy man I would comission/draw/gen a whole gallery of works of El taking big whiffs of stinky NPC uma asscrack and upload them to every art site I can think of to bruteforce the community into seeing how much of a shitsniffer she is.If she turns out to be a great parent in spite of this, I will custom note her "stinky".
I actually genuinely fear the playerbase during MANT. Before you call me doomposting, no. It's because I still see and know some players who are filtered by aoharu and some still insisting to do ace runs on URA instead of aoharu. If they're still filtered this far in the game then what even more when MANT drops. They can still cope with URA because of cards being able to carry their stats but when MANT drops they'll see how huge the gap will be and will no longer be able to cope in any way unless open league. We may actually see a huge drop in the playerbase and I won't even blame them for quitting.
>>557594528Well I have zero interest in that banner's SSR. Will this deck be able to scrape by at least?
>>557597156>It's like everyone dropped their oshiim still running el condor pasa and air groovenext CM would be worse, everyone will use digital, falcon and maru
soon
>>557597560seggs soon
>>557597156My oshi needs to 1st place tenno sho...
>>557597560Curren tasted things worse than that
>>557597156>he doesn't change his oshis according to CMNgmi
>>557597427curren told rice how to get more popular
>>557597526>He thinks he'll MLB Ayabe guts
>>557597614oh no no no mcqueenfags arent' true believers!?
>>557597526you dont need that many guts cards. you can still run spd and wit deck + 1 stam card too you know, borrowing fuku or NTR
>>557597156Sprint CHADs aren't for the mutants only TRVE SPD patriots get to join
>>557597526>65RB68 is the bare minimum
>>557597510At least maintaining club ranks will be easier soon
>>557594890 (me)got followed by a 1-4 ticket, ouch, but got brought back with a 4-1 right after, making today an 11 win day. To which I can respond to this bwo>>557589883Biwa pushed to get 5 wins today to break double digits with 11 wins total. Kawakami only won twice so she's at 9 wins, I'm hoping tomorrow she gets a dub or pulls a surprise in Finals lmao to break double digits as well. Bakushin gamba is stupidly amusing.
>>557597692I think thats his borrow
any fellow group B bros
>>557597817no it's 67
>>557597027>thats from sweepy repoA single anon is doing more work than other umabots that have over 1200 members on their dicksword servers. How the fuck does he do it
I got a (You) somewhere but I can't find itAnyone else hate when this happens?
Which Uma has the squishiest belly?
>>557597510people run ace runs in URA??i also heard people in korean and taiwan servers dropping due to MANT. EN have the benefit of accelerated schedule and sooner QOL patches so the pain lasts shorter i guess
can you even mutate in jp races these days?sprinters look way too specialized for anything else
>>557597027Uhmm. But cygames said they'll ban you???
>>557597156>It's like everyone dropped their oshiI'm still here! I'm actually surprised how well Doto is doing even though she doesn't have a working unique
>>557598082Mutating is way easier in jp because of pink goldsI won last year Arima with Light O
>>557598023Because he is a discordfag, hes part of the VF cord
>>557597692That's the borrow>>557597703I don't have any good speeds with race bonus. Windy is only 1LB.>>557597817gaytubers told me you only need 50
>>557597925hmm nyo
I'll see you in B finals bros
>>557598165classics sisters sprint CHADS are laughing at us.....
>>557598223What the fuck is THAT lmao
>>557598052>people run ace runs in URA??Those A ranks you see on graded league are mostly from URA, and some or most of them aren't even newbies. Just filtered by aoharu.
>>557597510casuals and whales (without enough dedication to maximise their runs and lose to other whales or skilled players) and retards (me) will probably get filtered. I don't even do Unity Cup because it's too confusing and volatile so something like MANT is probably going to be the nail in the coffin for me. I'm already losing all the time against mid URA runners I can't imagine the stat gap from Unity Cup and then a highly optimized MANT run can be overcome with my skill ceiling>>557597925Yeah, leave Group B to me. I should have stayed in the Weenie B Rank mode
>>557598223i fear not the curren or the bakushin... but the urara...
>>557598197uhmm akshually dats hakurakudev get ur fucks riiiight
>>557598223I DO NOT LIKE THAT URARA BROSTAY THE FUCK AWAY
>>557598486They are both VFfags, they even work together on some stuff
I'M IN!
>>557598197he's also from moomoo server, witgod server, a chinese from singapore, hitler reincarnated himself and the second coming of christ with jewish blood
i believe the japenis man's encouragement
Advanced to group A final but i feel like i lost because of this fucking coin flip shit CM bullshit ass
>>557598439>>557598519you shitters are in B, why would you fear urara
>>557598639
>>557597156Still running her
Uma for this feel?
well this is the best odds i'll have all night of getting group A. 3 chances.
>>557598693cute, I wanna roll for Calstone already, maybe I'll got for her as well
>>5575988267 and you lose all 3
>>557598693cryer
>>557598826You got this, Laisubwo!
i'm queueing up right now, don't queue if you want to win
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
>>557597156my oshi is curren THOUGH
>>557598949This but Stay Gold
>>557598769this picture goes hard
>>5575988267 and you get it
>>557598826ganbare raisu
>>557598826any number but 7 and you job
>>557598639I get it now. Witgod saying he wants to focus on the new scenario is also a cover so he does not have to play MANT in Global lmao
>>557598826I beleeb!
Winning with my soulless F2P team
7 and you make a dirt fuku for next cm
>>557598826I hope you get it man
These two mess with the ratings so much.Bakushin is a 2 speed 2 guts 2 wits product so guts skews the 1st metric and she always has the double circleRice is Rice. She almost always has so much more stam than everyone else that the 2nd metric is hers by default.They so frequently show up as #1 and #2 despite absolute monsters swimming around me every round.
>Rice has a /vg/ schizo hater nowRicebros we've made it!
>>557598639The concern is appreciated but I have NO FEAR
>>557599087
>>557599087How many sparks?
ULALA GAMBALIMASS
>>557599157Finally, we're mainstream!
>>557599187
>roll for finemo and hopefully get atleast one copy so i can spark for 2lb and use my 2 selectors on her>use a crystal on fuku>pray for a sirius guts dupe along the way>borrow neichaI think 55 RB should be fine. Maybe I'll swap out Pearl with a 10 RB card for 60
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>557599157gonna need a haru hater soon just to round out the schizos
>>557599239Doable, but you need to hit dirt inspiration once. Or just be happy with dirt B
brian WOULD blast animal i have become on her ipod
wtf am i vsing
>>557599137me on the left
>>557599319I don't remember King Halo being called retarded
>>557599073That actually makes sense
>>557599368squid game crackers
LETS FUCKIN GO.MINUTE RICE MAKES THE FINALS!
cringe gaylo
>>557599424Aelred..?
>>557599424VILLAINTHAT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S A FINALS
squid game
>>557599341No thanks, I'd kill myself of I need a second insp. for that
>4 5* Uma in >30 pulls>0 Kita-san in 300+ pullsLet me know when/what the next meta Uma Supporter release is so I can get my noose ready.
>>557597156My Scarlet keeps bailing out my Oguri when she gets blocked and Oguri keeps bailing out my Scarlet when some bs pace breaks free from the clusterfuck at the back. The two have great synergy. I'm honestly surprised how well Daisca has performed this cm, so happy for my baby. Oh, and Maru is just happy to be there.
Thread not posting irrelevant JP whores challenge: impossible
>>557589752Nice general globaltards
uh oh he woke up
I'm kind of sad i never queue up into anyone from /uma/
>Every S.Maru posted here has very shitty win rateIs that the front savior? The meta defining uma? The one of BIG 3?
so this will be the third time that I go in A finals with taiki SURELY I wont get a frontless lobby for the third time in a row
>>557599424go where
How do I improve my dirt Front Taiki I really have no clue how to play her, she's not winning any groundwork battle for some reason. Wtf is Mile Maven even
>>557599967>He fell for front taiki gaslight
>>557599870Uma golshi is too autistic to do this...
>>557599967Run her as pace, you fool
>>557599967Your third gw trigger?
>somehow lucked into 3 wins on one attempt despite getting only 1 or 0 wins all the other timesthank you EOMM
/uma/ pls convince me not to pull for Arden and her ojou cuteness
>>557599846>you have to roll for smaru and vbourbon gwo!>look up the cards front players have to pull for >maru speed>bourbon wit
>>557599836we should do a community queue tomorrow. get as many uma bros to queue at the same time, every 3 minutes on the minute we hit matchmaking.
>>557600074If you want her then scout her. She is cute right?
>>557599967who gaslit this poor fool into making a front taiki
>>557600089that's like edging at the same time...
Nice bait retardGroundwork doesn't even activate properly
>>557600084Stop nooticing
>>557599904To the group A finals duh.
>>557600084you have your FREE suzuka front card though
Can't wait for mant so I can take a 3 month break from this game.
You really know who preformed horribly by how cranky they are. Every CM, without fail.
Is there any reason to hoard my gold crystals or can I just use them on Shinko Windy?
>>557600308ayabe
>>557600056wait isnt left earlylead maven leaderpride enough?
>>557600084Bourbon being literally the only character who can't get gold groundwork is such a fucking crime.At least it's a year away so she has at least all of MANT to be a relevant frontrunner before suzuka regains onige.
>>557600360Maven and Leader's Pride are both &accumulatetime>=5, aka they can't proc before 5 seconds. You want GW to proc at 0s.
>>557600360>other retards posting solo front comps again>using early velocity skills to trigger an early accel/uma/ is never beating the can't build fronts accusations
Borrowed Fuku for two days, still havent pass the second event yet. What is the chance?
>>557600481When a skill has phase_random==0 and accumulatetime, that means it can just fail to activate if the random point is too early, right?
the mile and sprint cms exposes those who luckshitted their way to previous finals with late and end oonga boonga bullshit
>Twin turbo card is terrible because it's a triple agemasen chain!>FUKU IS SUCH A GOOD CARD YOU HAVE TO MLB IT PAY NO MIND TO THE TRIPLE AGEMASEN CHAIN
>>557600602Correct, mile maven has like a 25% chance to simply become unable to proc on 1600m.
>>557600648Ah yes, super lucky
this is mean we got 4 new umas reveal, right?https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2023321625501065484
>>557599319And how!
>>557600104Yeah, but she's shit
>>557600221Bro, you're supposed to save for the unrestrained Silence Suzukard.
>>557600835Most of these will probably be scenario NPCs apart from forever young's seiyuu.
This is your canon wife. You will roll for her.
>>557600472VBourbon is replaced by Kitasan and Helios for distance specialists by the time gold groundwork comes.
i am getting clowned in b bros xd
>>557600885Glass legs, shitty parent, useless for MANT
How much stam/guts does Ryan need to consistently get 3rd or better in the Spring Tenno with no recoveries?
Now that round 2 is pretty much over (the 4th day is just bonus Ws for good trainers), what was THE gaslight of this CM?
>>557600938taikibros i thought VF said she was HIDDEN META?
>>557600835At LEAST. They'll also be announcing more newmas on top of those 4.
>>557600974like 500->ryanlol
>>557600915yeah thats cool and all but I actually like bourbon and I have zero plans to roll for Kitastooge.
It feels so cucked to actually roll for alts... Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to see my girls in new outfits too, but the fact that you don't even get a new career and only like four new random events feels so lame.
>>557601009my taiki is dirt/mile desu i just didn;t have a third runner
>>557601085Based.
>>557600835Oh hey they actually got Aimi, nice
>>557601085100 free pulls on kita. you will have her against your will.
>bro you have to be lucky pace >no bro, i am the pace
>>557601102>i just didn;t have a third runnerYou can borrow parents 5 times now...
>>557600938This is pretty normal for me lol. Do you guys normally get more than a couple of wins or something?
>>557600013she's ultra horny enough to do this
>>557600835>AimiI'm a JuliaP, if she gets to voice a new PLAYABLE umamusume I'd be really happy.
>mejiro ryanPFFFFTTTT HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Why is ryan so hot in cinderella gray but ugly af ingame?
>>557601223dont say that...
>>557601151we got that many free pulls for kitasan?do we get 100 free pulls on uma ever again?
>>557601159PASA SUPREMACY
>>557601102Air Groove is a 2 star, bwo.
>>557601176yeah my late runner air groove got a stellar 0% in top three in previous round so she got benched>>557601178yeah
>>557601287You get 100 free pulls on Mr. CB
[Sad news] Mambodancho caught STD from the whores in kabukicho
>>557601403I wish mister cock and balls would give me 100 free pulls if you know what i mean
This is so fucked up.
Let's scale up those fans. reel them in for Danchou.
>>557601403Why does Mr CB not seem to get treated with the same level of respect that Maru and Rudolph do? CB was the real og wasn't he?
Hasn't fully broke 600k, but the next few weeks leading to Blazing Tracks will remain perilous.
>>557601556My experience making Rudolf/Seiun parents.
>>557601556I glued alot more Maruzensky on this list just to get my 1st 3* Maruzensky.
>>557601664Our club has several announcements to be made...when we go back to A+ again.
>>557601556I hate training Maru because of shitty affinity.
>>557601159what the fuckwhen my curren attempts to do this, she downpaces so hard she ends up 9th
>>557601664I'm sorry Dancho... I know I've been trailing behind for months. Accept my op Seiun Sky 3 guts +groundwork as apology
>>557601826she probably has crabs
>>557601725I forgot to empty out my RP...........
I can't wait for the starting climax
Another week, another demotion to class 5How are we feeling, yo-yobros?
>>557601826Proc too early XD
Ok so what exactly makes race bonus good in MANT>you'll be running a lot of races, duh!Ok and I did that in a parent run and it still sucked.
I have a Seiun Sky with 6 dirt sparks and I don't plan to share it.
>>557602052Upgrade your R cardsFrom 8% ->12% is like +50k points for me
>>557602052Kinda lost as to how to get out of it desu... I already have like five golds on each of my Uma.I sort of expected that to be the long and short of it
>>557601826I'm afraid your Curren was too strong so pace down mechanics had to step inThat's actually the reason I'm not joking. She was too strong that she paces down.
i have not done a single career since the start of this CM
>>557602052i don't really care anymore i just want the carats and fp
>>557602216>100k caratswhen was the last time u pull for a banner??
>>557602330What the fuck is this game even doing
>>557602052
>>557602098You get more points to buy items in a shop. Now instead of choosing training or race, you race to get equipment and chemicals for your uma to get substantially larger training stats as you build your affinity.
>>557601159People don't realize how good It's On or Ramp Up is. If you're overtaking someone in the mid race that means you're in overtake or pace up mode, it's a force multiplier.
>Curren when she sees a balding ojisan cheering for her in the stands
>>557601159I still dont understand how lucky pace work
>he will pull for an outdated wit card when NTR is right on the corner
>>557602470I'm not balding...
>>557600938>emotional support air grove does the job
>>557602052My demotion happens next week but yeah I'm still on a yoyo. There's definitely places I can improve, especially dirt where I still have a UC Maruzensky, and I might start doing it once I get Ofevre and Buena's casuals, but 3.6m+ retention feels so insane and it'll probably get worse depending on how the new scenario goes.
>>557602531>outdatednigga i have been using fuku SR wit card since unity arrived
>>557602360Christmas Oguri i think got her in like 50 or was it 60 pulls with HishiI havent updated my image for a while now
>>557602531this bait only works on twitter bwo
>>557602470why didn't she fire her ult?pretty sure that was distance_rate>=50 & distance_rate<=65
>>557602531Is that danchou!?
>>557602642Haha, you're so stupid anon. You're only allowed to use ONE card type at a time.
>urayou level up facilities by training it>aoharufacility level is based on team>mantyou buy facility upgrades>grand livethey went back to URAWhat the fuck happened
>>557602660You're skipping tucker?
>haru urara>in jp's top 10 umas>not a single official merchWhat gives?
>>557602531/uma/ club danchou looks like this
>>557602531how'd you get a pic of me
>>557602737it's called Trackblazer
What was the Class 6 retention for this week?
>>557602809Shut up Mayacchi, you're a kid!
>>557602761Im actually still iffy between Tamamo vs Fine, I'll probably just skip since I dont plan to use Fine.Future scenarios acceleration in JP is 4 months right so Global will be 3 months. Not much usage.We'll this shit is still far away and what I plan can be pushed to a new set of decks.
>>557602761If you're good on cards, you can just skip and permaborrow the scenario tax pal cards. If you planned your rolls right, you can do it.
>>557602250I watched a video that had some decent tips in it worth mentioning1: you don't want duplicate running styles in your 3 man units. If you have 3 lates or 3 fronts only the foremost one will trigger good positioning points. He made it sound like it's based on being the front of your style.2: Concentration is underrated since it gives you good start points3: the game shows your last 5 entries history. If you want to see improvement, find the umas consistently in your low-scorers and look to improve or replace them.
>>557601785Someone really needs to grind that extra 10m difference.
>>557602737>aoharuIt's called Unity Cup
>>557602682i think she barely missed the trigger zone as she finished overtaking
Our club is imploding in realtime
>>557602737>grand liveIt will be called big show.
I'm a Niiga Knight!
I'm going to sleep with my TP bar full...
>>557602737MANT is also URA style, buying levels is on top of that.
>>557602834>>557601725
>>557603269sheeeeit
>>557603204I don't even remember half of my club members anymore. A lot of them were refuges from another club.
>aoharu hai>not translated as blue spring yeahhello trannylators????
>>557603379Damn. I'm safe. I can only get 620k.
Haru Urara is only possible to run in MANT IFyou run Medium BCopano Rickey Dirt race expansion is added earlyotherwise just fucking give up
mayano top gun molested me
>>557603489sprint/mile umas are fucked too?so it's all about medium umas that can also run mile
