Shake Your Booty EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch Switch Edition Launch:[YouTube] Dispatch | Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 Launch Trailer (embed)>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2019865239336943815Previous thread: >>557209801
>>557605326Remember to troost in the plan.
Flambert <3333
>>557412354>ey Bobert, ay herd u into gohs...
>>557604705>man bunThat's fucking disgusting...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24wBxAWNv30
>>557606064Think Robert would rock it if he was Korean as originally envisioned?
>>557606140I'm a Visicuck but even I have to admit that song fits Flamgae serenading Robert more.
>>557606370This: >>557606064. Disgust of hipster-ass man buns transcends all races.
Another new playthrough where my wife gets all the points
Invisimech <3333
>>557606370Damn. If robert was korean I dont think I'd have ever played this or liked it
>>557609693She smort now
Latest drama is one of the directors gave an interview and straight up said that Visi needs a mentor not a lover. Had to apologize because the a director invalidating the choice that majority of players took is a fucking stupid decision. The more AdHoc devs open their mouth the more I'm convinced these retards are literally just Telltale 2.0 and will fail again because they don't understand their own audience.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>557613358I swear I didn't rig this
>>557614695the comments here are hilarious. blazerfags really are some of the most hypocritical retards in the fandom kek
>>557614695>they don't understand their own audience.That's been obvious for months now, the valentine's day cards and now this is a solid proof of it. They don't know why the game was successful, they don't know why most people romanced Visi, they don't know why there's so much conflict in the community. Season 2 could potentially be a masterpiece if they understood what worked and what didn't and knew how to cater to the players, but from what we've seen it is much more likely that it will be a fiasco.
>>557614875Based!
Sending Visi with Wolf Pack on an XP for the entire team call never gets old
>>557614695If anything this just makes Visi's popularity even more impressive. The directors and even lead artist clearly prefer Blazer and yet Visi keeps BTFO'ing her despite the fact that she gets no support from AdHoc who are too busy crying about why Blazer isn't more popular in every interview.
Were they really that unaware of the power wielded by tsundere tomboys when it comes to winning people's hearts? Professional fucking writers they are, and they are surprised? Now that I think about it, the presence of plot holes and inconsistent writing isn't surprising at all if these people were behind it.
Telltale imploded because they didn't understand the audience that their games drew in. Nice to see AdHoc already speedrunning the same thing.
Uh oh, looks like visifags are getting uppity again over the devs' cardinal sin of having a preference
>>557620401There's a difference between having a preference and saying >um ackshually you're making the wrong choices guys this isn't how we envisioned it
>>557620401Nobody cares about the dev having a preference. In the same interview the other dev said he chose Visi and prefers her. The one who chose Blazer is the one who instead of just saying her prefers Blazer went on a tangent and basically invalidated the majority of the game's fanbase to the point where he had to crawl onto reddit and apologize for being unprofessional. Class Blazerkek behavior.
>>557616247And that's all the free skill points available. I guess she's no longer retarded
>>557620756>>557620858That's not even close to what he said. He was asked what his preference was in an interview and he explained it. And this is coming from the guy who directed episodes 5 and 6 which were the least BB focused episodes in the game. Now you guys are trying to paint one dev's off-hand comment made on the spot as gospel that they're somehow going to neglect Visi in season 2 despite him explicitly clarifying that he thinks all choices are valid and that he was just explaining his reasoning for personally choosing BB >>557614695
>>557621709again it doesn't matter who he personally likes. but one of the lead directors basically implying that only younger/immature people choose Visi is a really stupid thing to say. The guy himself realized this (or his boss got on his ass about it) and he had to issue an apology.
>>557622014OR (and bear with me here) you're just making a mountain over a molehill and treating every little comment from them as some kind of personal attack on the character whom they wrote in the first place.
>>557622423nah I'm just sick that every interview these retards do boil down to "muh blazer". also I'm not making a mountain over anything. the guy himself has made multiple responses on the subreddit apologizing and clearing up his initial response.
>>557623097Which he had to make because people like you were taking them way out of context, yes
>>557602713Extremely based fujo
honestly the boring fujo posts are what made me quit this general
>>557614695>Game director is a Blazer Glazer>Artist as well>Niggerman is married to herVisikeks in shambles.Mandy stock funds are safu.
she looks like she's having so much fun i love this little scene
>>557625529fujoanon prevented /sdn/ from dying more than once
>>557625529You are tasteless and lack soul A soul without a tongue
>>557625584>he bought ze visistock?>prepare the second season negerman.
>>557626007Happy Visi moments are what made me fall for her
>>557627817to be honest i always thought her face looked a little weird in that scene. it's probably the way her eyes open so much
>>557626007>>557627817
>>557625529You will die alone and dickless.
>>557626007> she's having so much funnot for long motherfucker
>>557616247>.xlslthe fuck is this
>>557629212*psst* Hey Chase!
>>557630624it's an excel file
Do not stop fujoDo not calm downStay vicious
GOOD MORNINGI LOVE MANDY
>>557621698her IQ increased to stunning 85
>>557626007Don't forget about the wink and that silly pose she does beforehand, it's perfect
>>557633445yeah but the little arm extension right after she grabs him is the best.>Come on you loserin dance form. it's great
Mandy is a lesbian.
>>557605741that spear so close to her eye makes me anxious
>>557635284for Robert only
>>557639439Manday
>>557640371Women did this.
>>557616674>from what we've seen it is much more likely that it will be a fiasco.It's going to be alright, we are still potentially 1.5 year away from S2 anyway
>>557644080if s2 releases that early that either means a lot of crunch or reduced scope(in terms of what s2 should be anyway).
>>557633445Ugh. Get your hands off of him you whore.
>>557619912>Telltale imploded because they didn't understand the audience that their games drew inNot really. Telltale imploded because they were financially incompetent and took way too many risks.
>>557645343Let it already go Mandy, it's been four months.
>>557645343Mandy you're drunk
>>557644702>in terms of what s2 should be anywayHell no >:
>>557646876Hey that's the same artist that made this! >>557594616
Fuck me I've drunk like 0.3 l of whiskey on a monday night, I don't feel buzzed yet and I'm craving for moreHold me back /SDN/
>>557647573I beseech you. Don't put your body through anymore strain.
>>557647573Same here fellow drunkanon, but it's 0.5 of vodka in my case. Definitely not enough, but I'm tired as fuck and should go to sleep. Stay strong
When I fist saw the party scene with everyone dancing and having fun, it made me feel extremely happy, something I haven't felt in a long time. It felt like I was part of a group of well known and close friends, like I was part of an actual family for once in my life. Those few minutes were the best I have ever experienced in a long time. I was dancing in joy together with the characters throughout the entire scene; In my mind all I wished for was for this moment to last forever. When the scene ended, I felt an extreme feeling of depression creeping in. It was at this moment that I realized just how completely and utterly alone I am; anything that the world throws at me, I will have to face it alone for the rest of my life. After realizing this, I started to cry in silence for a few minutes.
>>557650512Have you tried talking to someone
>>557650512Do you have any IRL friends you're close to? If so, try inviting them for a talk at a bar or something and see if you can open up. I can't speak for everyone, but I've done that both on both ends(as in, I've been the emotional support and received support). It's pretty normal here in Scandinavia if you're close enough.
>>557650512This feels a bit too familiar. Who did you romance?
I love you guys.
>>557652117I uhh... love you too, I guess?
>>557652117I love you too anon
>>557650512Damn anon, I don't know if you've finished the game recently or if you are just recalling feels from months ago, but I felt exactly the same way after finishing ep 6 when it dropped. The party scene rewired something in my brain, I was smiling like an idiot when it started to unfold, I had already become attached to these characters and it was charming watching them have fun. Then it ended and it hit me that I will never have this kind of social interaction and that maybe I'm not as fine with loneliness as I tell myself.
Have zoomers never been to a house party before?
>>557652593yes but in all the parties I've been to I just played smash bros the whole time
Isn't it a bit too early in the day to be Goslinging again? I mean this is 3rd or 4th thread in a row where someone Goslings.
>>557652705that's not a house party, that's just hanging out
>>557652593Never. I only go out to bars with my friends once or twice a year.
>>557652593I've been to like four or five in my life, and at each of them I was just sitting alone either in the kitchen on in some corner and drinking while watching others have fun.
I'm so glad I'm a millenial
>>557653197Now here's something you've never heard of before.
>>557653367I legitimately am, I got to experience the internet before everything went to shit. I learned to use a computer in the early 2000s, I learned to torrent from private trackers when I wad 14, I got to experience early 4chan when most of you were in your diapers. We used to go back to my house in recess to play CS 1.6 in middle school.Fuck me now I'm nostalgic
>>557652867where's the line between hanging out and a house party? I feel like if there are people there who you aren't friends with it turns into a house party
>>557650512>>557652439It's ok anons, I'm alone too, but I roll with it
>>557653708Nobody gives a shit grandpa, the modern world sucks, it's sucked since its conception 200 years ago, your life sucked, everyone's lives suck retard, kys
>>557654145You know nothing about history if you want to go back to anywhere before 1848>>557653880if everyone just sits around and plays video games(or other activities) instead of actually talking to each other, it's not a house party
>>557652980NO, wait! I do remember going out drinking with my best friend and some of the guys from our college group when we were 16. My friend stole the party's host bread and fed it to me while I was laying drunk in the hallway. And... another drank the beshbarmak leftovers from the jar.
>>557654437That's the thing thoughThere were other things happening, I just happened to be playing video games the entire time
>>557654559Well, I guess you just weren't participating then?All I can say is, you haven't really lived unless you've blacked out and pissed yourself at a house party
Truth is you'll never be as smooth as Robert and you'll never find your own Courtney/Mandy. Fiction is great and provides comfort but don't let it warp reality.
>>557656073Stop telling me things that make me feel bad
Well, that's probably my last playthrough for a long while. I deliberately went for anti-hero, I hope that actually matters and carries over instead of just being overwritten by tactician if they use save imports for s2 in 3 years.
>>557656294I'm telling it to help you. I thought I found the one, we had the same interests and had amazing chemistry and would always engage in playful banter. It was like something out of a feel good romcom. Then she cheated on me, didn't even have the audacity to give me an excuse. She just silently looked at me when I confronted her. Now the only woman I trust is my mom.
Gimme dubs, nigguh!
>>557658618fug
>>557658618please
Reddit is having meltdown over this >>557614695entire situation
>>557659851yeah when isn't reddit having a meltdown over literally nothing
>>557659851one of the writers said something retarded and then immediately apologized. whats there to melt down over?
>>557656403Did you need to do all of the hacking missions to get this ending?
>>557660832Yeah, just make sure to get everything in this guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3608959704
Rate
>>557662517Coop+Punch Up in anywhere but S tier is heresy. They work incredibly well in gameplay, and it's sweet to see how Punch Up supports her fujo interests
>>557662719>fujo interestsWouldn't it be yume or hime interests since we don't see her partaking in yaoi? We only know she's into romantassy.
>>557662517what exactly am I rating here again
>>557662910I'm just guessing, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was a dyed in the wool fujo
>>557662997Z-Team members by their gameplay usefulness if the inclusion of synergies wasn't an obvious giveaway.
>>557663138well in that case golem should be at the top
Who makes more sense to cut, Sonar or Coupe?
>>557663138Good to see these bad bitches getting the respect they deserve.
>>557663450I'd say the climax at episode 7 works better with Coupe.
>>557663450Coupe makes more narrative and gameplay sense. From narrative standpoint she works much better than Sonar as she's far more threatening than him. Gameplay wise it makes the game harder since Malevola refuses to do her job if Sonar is cut in ep 4, you miss out on a lot of Sonar's unique mission choices(meanwhile Coupe always has an alternative hero like Prism or Invisigal). Plus Sonar can carry his teammates on his back reducing the mission time completion.But, logically she's the one who actually needs the Phoenix program the most. You don't just let loose a trained assassin with a vendetta against you.
>>557663450Coupe works better as a villain by far
>>557663450Cutting Sonar makes more sense, why would you let an effective assassin loose and potentially make her an enemy? Also, she's hot
>>557663747That's just what bad bitches do
>>557659851Twitter too.
>>557650148Well the cravings won, the 0,5 was joined by another 0,5 and four beers. Whiskeyanon, I hope you are doing better than me and you don't have to get up for work in 5 hours. Good night /sdn/, I love you faggots
>>557664363Damn right.
>>557663450>>557664061Also she's just so cute when she cares. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ObPpNd6mD60?feature=share
>>557664448>>557614695I think courtneybros are having a big overreaction to this. It was one dev explaining his personal preferences and it doesn't change the fact that both adhoc and igloo were majority visi lovers. FYI as someone who chooses Mandy I completely agree with his interpretation but that doesn't mean romancing visi isn't valid either. People have different reasons for their choices and if the devs truly thought one of the other was the "wrong" choice like some people are trying to insinuate then they wouldn't have let you make that choice in the first place. It's literally just one dev explaining what he personally picked for an interview question. There's no basis to interpret that as them resenting Visi's popularity or ensuring that she'll be sidelined in season 2.
>>557659424Did flambae do his nails
>>557664061>>557664949I think Coop is a lot better for gameplay. Just think about it, who would you rather have for an endless dispatch mode? Coop with her free +3 stats to combat/mob, always on flight, or Sonar, with his inconsistent stats and flight that only works half of the time?
>is not blonde>does not wear a blazer
>>557665368Coupe did them.
>is invisible>is not a bitch
>>557665049It just tiresome seeing the discourse rolling around over and over again. I don't get why people get so worked up about it. Just live and let live.
I’d rather more fujo art than who is best girl drama tbqh
>does control the fire AND the flame>his skin does not burn
>>557665894
>>557665603The name is a work in progress
>is not depressed>does take her meds
>is not a person>is Phenomenal
>name means "to cut">gets cut
>>557666132b-based
I want to give Phenomaman the biggest hug
>is a man>is not mecha>is a bitch>his name is Robert>has no hopes>has no dreams>has a tiny little peen and it doesn't even function anyway becausehehasanerectiledysfunction>so take him as he is
>>557667776You would die.
>>557667956He'll make sure not to squeeze the blood out this time.
Don't care about drama, I just love Visi
>>557605741Hallucinated that the shield was a giant upside down "ok" handsign emoji for a second
Robert slipping on water and landing face first on Flambae’s ______
>>557671249
>>557671249Cake
>>557671249employer's butt
>>557671249Bulge
>>557671249You don’t want to know
>>557671249His exposed chest. Because that’s what his costume portrays. What, do you think I’m some kind of hyper pervert?
>>557676319
>>557671249Noodles. They had his initials on them.
>devs clueless about what made the game a massive hit >no S2 announcement >hype dying down I don’t know bros. It seems like even if there was a S2, they won’t be able recreate the magic of the first game. I don’t wanna be the tinfoil hat guy, but it seems as though losing the game awards did some serious damage. I mean look at their social media posts. It’s either about them winning some obscure award by some obscure magazine or something that’s related to game awards. I knew niggerman would fuck this up. He looks like hitler with that moustache. There were signs all along.
>>557682604Do not speak ill of the Niggerman.Troost in the plan.
>>557676319His hairy musky cologne lathered chest…
>>557665804Not a bitch!Not a bitch!Not a bitch!
I’m a bitch my name’s Courtney
>>557666747>is depressed>does not take his meds (until after you train him)
>>557685820>takes his meds>becomes a normal hero with no flying or fast resting that can't level upmoral of the story, don't take your meds
>>557686145>from phenomenal>to sub-optimal
>>557685707I have no boyfriendI have no sexAnd tiny little tits
>>557614695Waifus were a mistake
>>557688976That Golem guy? He seems chill.
>Courtney needs a mentorSee this is why she should have been a lot younger than him It would have been SO much hotter
We will get the season 2 announcement when P-Man's edible arrangements subscription ends. 7 months remain.
>>557689697Robert is in the epstein files
>>557689697This. Courtney gives off teen energy.
Robert as a high school teacher would be KINO
>>557689697>>557689980>>557690205>Fuck... you guys think Professor Bob is into clit piercings? If I wore a thong you think he'd notice? I had a sex dream about him last night...
“Like omg our teach is like SO hawt”
>>557691214>>557690593>>557691214>I want him so bad... I heard some of the other teachers talking. They say he's got a lotta scars and bruises... Which I'm totally into btw.
>>557691356Teenaged girls don’t talk like this, right?
>>557691214>>557691356>>557691424sorry sluts, he fucks the principal when she invites him into her office
Sorry. Bob-Bob belongs to the sassy gym instructor. And you know EXACTLY who that would be.
>>557691939the sassy gym instructor got fired for being arrested for arson last week
>>557691939Uh huh.
any news?
>>557692383Shroud fucked my wife
>>557692435I'm more shocked by revelation that you have a wife to begin with.
>>557692178His replacement is some tall lusty red skinned chick with horns
>>557692701To which she was shortly replaced because it's a Christian University.
Prism hitting on the overly nervous and sweaty junior janitor uwu
>>557692178he was actually fired (hah) for having sexual relations with the top athlete students - because he is a sexual predator just like all homosexuals... :|
I wanted my high school math teacher to rape me so bad when I was a horny teen. Haha. I still think about her ten year later.
>>557693308are women actually turned on by happy trails
>>557693582yes, as it leads to another hairy patch, and other things aside ;)
>>557693308I don’t remember this. When did this happen? Why would they put in such a tease for the female audience?
>>557692887Ms. Alice THE MUSIC TEACHER is PRISM?!
>>557693912this is during the housewarming party
>>557693308If I were Courtney I’d playfully trace my fingers up to his navel and then down into his pants. But that’s just me.
>>557693912>I don’t remember this. When did this happen?Right as the party sequence begins. >Why would they put in such a tease for the female audience?What do you think?
Robert has faint belly hair. Not a lot. Just a little bit.
>>557694132I don’t remember there being a triangle of flesh exposing his pubes? Is this one of those Mandela effects?
guys what if BBjeet is just Galen
>suspiciously volunteers to help out Teacher Bob with some extracurricular "paperwork">secretly taking toilet breaks so she can get dicked HARD & DEEP by Teacher Bob during class hours in his officeGotta keep that petite ass extra TIGHT for teacher.
Imagine mecha man astral gets a speaking role in season 2 and his voice actor is bryan cranston
>>557614695Visifags are such snowflakes, holy fuck.
>>557689697She WAS supposed to be much younger, but then somebody had a bright idea to make her a love interest. So instead of a dumb teen, she's now a dumb womanchild.
>>557616904LICK
good night /sdn/
>>557700510How is she a womachild?
>>557702142Damn I keep forgetting about timezones and how its like 2an in the US, because I post from Europe
>>557704925At least post the source you yuripean whore.
>>557705457Sorry I don't know it ):
>>557705556You can post the full uncensored pic on a litterbox link and drop it you know. Just don't actually post the uncensored here.
>>557700510>She WAS supposed to be much youngerWas she really? Her initial concept art makes her look like a dyke in her 30s
>page 10
>>557719816nope
>>557719816Not yet. It's not over yet.
>>557719816You fuckers are supposed to bump the thread while I'm asleep
>>557721198sorry I was distracted by a DOA thread
>>557721198Sorry guys. Court' and Mandy fell asleep on me, then I fell asleep too. It was just... so comfy. Still getting used to it after being alone for so long.
>>557721846Sonar does seem like the kind of guy who would appreciate huge fuckin anime tiddies
>>557722494boobs are fucking great
>>557726004courtney got a new kind of augments
I finally started to organize my Dispatch folder that was created all the way back in October (2000+ unsorted files) and I remembered that for a while there was this Beef-is-the-real-villain meme phenomenon.
>>557726004>tits too big>waist too big>thighs too big>not petite slim-fit runner's build tomboy>not brown enoughFucking whore. You're not Visi... get out of my sight.
Wasn't Dispatch a massive financial success considering the project itself was essentially a hail mary? I don't understand this weird hesitation to follow up on something that literally everyone wants more of.
>>557726004Why is she holding the cigarette in her mouth the wrong way around? I've noticed that it's not uncommon for there to be something wrong with cigarettes in Visi fanarts. They are sometimes either too small or too big or the artist has no idea how smoking them actually works. Is smoking cigs really so rare among zoomers that some don't even know how to present them properly in art?
>>557728605>Is smoking cigs really so rare among zoomersPretty much yeah.
>>557728484They're probably making season 2 right now, people are just impatient and think that a few months with no updates means season 2 isn't coming
>>557728001please post more, I wasn't in the threads at the time
>>557729225The threads from before all the episodes came out were great, even though the story and many scenes were leaked early on.
>>557728957No they don't. The director confirmed that they are still "figuring it out".
Also, this general is death. Kill it out of mercy.
>>557708775Censored version was the only one I had
>>557732918>Also, this general is death. Kill it out of mercy.How tf is it dead when its more interesting than 90% of garbage on this board?
>>557728957The unfortunate truth is that there is no good option for a 2nd season that's any kind of direction continuing of the 1st. You would need to make like 5 different games based on the various choices branching out unless you want it to succumb to the same 'your choices didn't matter' bullshit that happened witb Telltale. They should take a bold risk on the sequel, or change things up. You should be a SDN HR manager or superhero stuck in the shitty role of HR sent to clean the dumpster fire of workplace ethics that happened in season 1. Or something that acknowledges the first game but isnt just 'the ongoing adventures of Robert and his misfit reformed badguys.'
>>557734279People will hate it regardless if it doesn’t continue Robert’s journey.
>>557734279>no good option for a 2nd season that's any kind of direction continuing of the 1stLike I said earlier they should make it about bad guys this time. Make the ''visi villain ending'' cannon, and then you could be a dispatcher for the Red Ring reporting to Courtney, you would send the villains on robberies/extortions/takeovers. They should also flesh out characters like Psychic, instead of making them just random grunts
>>557734279>just write out all the characters that made season 1 good in the first placeyeah that will turn out well
>>557732918Why
Hella squats girl
What’s our fujo’s power level
>>557740189Lower continental tier.
>>557740189Feeling under the weather, sorry. :(
>>557732918No, we must reach #50 before considering hibernation for good.
>>557740510Don’t worry. Fujo germs cancel out regular germs.
>>557740929what do fujogerms look likeare they contagious
>>557741642google syphilis
>>557741642If they were you’d have been long infected.
>visi fans on twitter are lesbians>blazer fans on twitter are pedoswho do I side with
>>557742129Flambae
>>557742129join the fujoranks
>implying fags don’t go for age gaps
>>557742129>blazer fans on twitter are pedosthat's news to meevery blazerfag on twitter I see are either muscle mommy fags or white supremacists
>>557735245The devs said that they don't want to "canonize" any of the choices, beacuse they don't want to piss off players. They definately won't invalidate Blazer's romance, because her fandom was getting fucked over since the start and that might be the final straw, and they won't mess with the Invisifags, because the latest drama has proven they are batshit insane and might burn your house down.
>>557742995>Adhoc devs realizing that their silly one-off workplace comedy has sparked 2 rabid waifu fanbases that are constantly at war with each other
Jesus Christ this is an easy solution. Just make a season 2 and have exclusive romance plots relevant to what you took in season 1. It doesn’t have to be canon. What’s canon (“canon”) in season 2 will depend on what you chose in season 1.Throwing in season 2 exclusive romance routes wouldn’t hurt either.
>>557743947Yeah I'm not sure why this is so hard to do. I guess the only hang up is that Visi has two endings. But the devs more or less said that her villain ending is a fail state. So with that in mind they might as well bite the bullet and ignore villain Visi.
>>557743947>>557744503But then what about Coupe and Sonar? What are AdHoc supposed to do with them?Ideally we would have whole dedicated scenes with them where they express how they feel about being forgiven and let back on the team or... well, a scene in jail.
>>557745301probably gonna be let back in anyways in true telltale fashionif you keep them in jail they might not be in your roster at the start of the game but I can't see them not joining later
Flambae will be a secret romance option in season 2 but you will have to choose specific choices in season 1.
>>557748242this but with malevola
>>557751750Lol
I want to be serial raped by Robert
>>557753941Haha, yes. Yes! And he hasn’t showered or shaved in days. And he’s drunk. And pent up. A little bit racist, too.
>>557754430>bites lip
Invisigoth
>>557754430>>557754586Why do you keep fantasizing about an unkempt unhygienic Robert
>>557756202
>>557756202Idk he looks like he’d be a fun dirty boi
>>557742524I'm a White supremacist and I choose visi over blazer
>>557758525That tracks
>>557758525How is being a white supremacist bad again? Not all cultures are equal. White nations are the best places to live. How is wanting more of this a bad thing?
>>557759024Because brown girls are better
>>557758525>evil BBjeet be like:
Don’t you just love it when a fat and posh Indian-Brit shits on a cunty Indian lady for having the total gall to claim Britain made India worse (when it’s the exact opposite)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oAxBI0O7dvc&pp=ygUaUmF5ZiBoYXlkZWwgbWFua29vIHRvIGxhZHnSBwkJkQoBhyohjO8%3D
Why do Dispatch fans get surprised when Visi turns into a villain after spending the whole game treating her like shit?
>>557759859Dispatch?
>gets treated like shit for the entire game>was actually maimed by Robert>attempted to murder him>does not turn into villain >actually becomes a real fucking hero and a human bean
>>557762439He was already a villain
>>557764072This is much better than pretending that Robert's gay
>>557764665
>>557764902So is Toxic latinx or some kind of asian?
>>557765413he's a cholo>latinxif he heard you say that he'd shiv you on the street
>>557765413He's a member of the Valentinos
>>557765751Xhey prefer latinx, chuddie.
>>557766118He seems more like a member of the Tyger Claws.
>>557765975m o l e s t
>Mein Fuhrer, I’d like you to meet my wife Alice.
Toxic and Flambae are cute together.
>>557769335the cutest
>>557769335doesn't Flambae beat the shit out of him in the last battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxrf130kfcA
>>557769457Just a little love punch
>>557769573Kino
>>557769573surprisingly well made
>>557769869I agree. I wonder how he managed to composite the Mecha Man suit busting out the SDN roof?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M855oem4iYc
>>557770306Aaron Paul is a great actor but it's hard to keep a stage presence when you're sharing the set with the literal hunger games star
>>557770623I cut Sonar in every playthrough.
>>557770623Yeah. He really chews the scenery more than he chews his Twinkies.
How do you build Visi? I usually just put all the points in INT and AGI only, which results in her not being able to complete most missions solo. I feel like I'm wasting her lone wolf ability by not deploying her solo on calls.
>>557771273I give her multiple cum tributes every day
>>557771273unironically dump all her points into int so she can be the smarterest
well i'm not sober, again. it's fujohours i see so the thread won't die. good night /sdn/, have a pehnomamal wednesday
>>557775194good night to you and your liver anon
>>557775194I miss drinking, you're lucky
I would drink Waterboy’s water.
>>557777051Prism, please...
Who in their right mind decides to eat just an entire chocolate bar for lunch?
>>557777616I mean at least break the squares properly instead of munching on it like an animal.
>>557777616the same guy whose diet consists of microwave food and twinkies
Flambae x Robert is overrated Flambae x Toxic is overrated Flambae x Waterboy is just right
Robert has a very bad diet. Does the bare minimum of shaving and hygiene. Be thankful he doesn’t smoke.
>>557778256I wonder if he's seen a doctor or a dentist? Beyond being checked in for emergency care. Shit, he didn't even have insurance as Mecha Man did he?
>>557778256she can fix him
>>557777972>Flambae x WaterboyIf you wanted to see more art of them all you had to do was ask.
>>557778256God imagine how unkempt his junk is.
>>557778256He’s fucking POOR, OKAY?! He’s poor as fuck! He has no fucking money! Is that what you want to hear?!
>>557778852He has a happy trail that seems to be groomed accordingly. >>557693308I doubt he doesn't trim it let alone not washing it. Robert lacks self care but even he can't be dumb to not wash his penis.
>>557779053I think he’s just starting to grow hair there. I only started growing chest hair when I was in my 30s.
>>557779173Didn't know that was a thing. I'm aware of late bloomers but 30s? I remember getting chest hair in my late teens.
Imagine being groomed by Robert
Why do you imagine Robert doing anything to you you literally play as him
>>557779628Robert hands typed this
Tying Robert to a bed and using tweezers to pluck out his chest and belly hairs, one by one.
>>557780241You hate men.
Some people have very faint torso and facial hair ok; it doesn’t mean they lack masculinity it’s just the way it is ok; whites making fun of Chinese who can’t grow beards is a very mean thing to do ok; it doesn’t mean the Chinese are feminine ok
>>557780449They're based, kys
Why is Robert so rapeable?
>>557779281Early bloomers are a thing. I’ve seen thirteen year old Pakis with full beards. I feel so bad for them.
chicks love scratching themselves on Robert's stubble
>>557774562>disgusting proportions>Mal's disgusting nose so that she's ugly and the artist doesn't feel insecure about their own fuck faceFuckin' gross.
>>557781793>chicks
Visi belly
>>557779545Visi...
blah blah blah I dont care about anyone but malevola, everyone else is either barely tolerable or outright annoying, except golem he's cool.I hope the next season, regardless of it continuing the story or making a new one, is designed in a way to allow little branches where you can select to spend time with one member of the team instead of the mandatory romance scene for whatever characters you can romance. they dont have to cater to everyone and force the main character to romance everyone but a little buddy buddy scene would be cool and make non romance playthroughs interesting. doesn't have to be much or have any lasting results besides your favored fella saving your life or getting a duo fight scene with your guy in the last episode. gives it a little more "choice" in a choice game yknow?
I want to scratch my face on Flambae’s chest
>>557787870>>557788041Lesbian, right? I just can’t picture her being straight.
>>557787887
>>557788319Of course.
I've started playing this today just a week after finishing My Hero Academia animesomehow it feels like it would fit like a time-skip sequel spin-off in that world on America's side
>>557788403Imagine the firmness
>>557787518in my imaginary super duper deluxe definitive edition of season one you'd have an option to pick a member of the team to hang out with in some way along with the usual choice between blazer and visi's date. maybe it would fool players into thinking you can romance everyone so have it be "decline both of them" or something that makes it obvious you're denying the romance options the game gives you and shuts down future options with them. cue something happening giving robert the choice of hanging out with a member, justifying it as trying to get along with the team and show he's different from the other dispatchers or trying to understand them better or some shit.>punch uphe's friendlier than most so I could see him actually taking up an offer to hit a bar with robert before the sardine stuff happens, you play darts and learn a bit about each other. the big part could be helping him with some advice with his relationship with coupe, either supporting him getting back with her or not. either way you become bros>coupeshe mentions some some weird/morbid/highly specific thing (either because she's trying to shoo off robert or is just being autistic, you decide) and robert still agrees. the two surprisingly get along with his experience as mecha man allowing to share some info about fighting or weapons or something. they both get to share shitty details of their lives and the other just accepts it instead of over reacting or making a quip. same big moment as punch up.>golemvidya gaems. his experience of sitting around in a mech and pushing buttons and staring at screen make him scarily good at them despite never playing video games before. they get along by sharing the experience of being the level headed sane guy in the group. big moment is a dialogue chain where they discuss their lot in life and the other gets a bit inspired from the other's perspective
>>557788742lol
>>557788687Imagine the warmth emanating from them.
>>557605326This is the best opening post ever
>>557789840Thanks!
>>557788902>flambaehe only agrees because he takes it as a chance to shit on robert in some way. the location is a gay club just to fuck with him. after paying for both of their drinks, flamebae intentionally sending the biggest hairiest bears to him, and just overall snark he bites back and leads on a bit revealing he's not just some desk jockey. this leads to some back and forth fighting but more in a busting your balls way. no major big moment though (justifies the robert is a btich song + freakout after the mecha man reveal) maybe he comes back mid shift instead of leaving entirely? some little thing to show the player that choosing him had an effect.>prismrejects any attempt from robert trying to spend time with her until he mentions something about her music or taking the job seriously. something that surprises her a bit that allows some event to happen. weirdly enough I'd say the location would be SDN during the night shift, lean more into her being a hero than trying to lump something about her making music. hero training but more mental, what it means to be one/how to asses situations through a heroic mindset/etc. big moment is the two of them making a small breakthrough in training, leading to a bit of respect for prism actually trying and her getting the impression that Robert is more than he seems.
>>557790012His ass is godlike
>>557790814He could bounce golf balls off that thing I swear.
>>557788657welcome frend, hope you're enjoying the game
>>557790096>malevolasince punch up/coupe involved the other let's have malevola and sonar include each other. makes the cut feel bigger since you understand the weight of the relations. also I'm ripping off an idea an anon had in a dispatch /v/ thread several months ago. the event is that sonar snorted some booger sugar only to realize it was cut with something he wasn't used to or just had a bad trip or whatever. she's just there to make sure he doesn't drown in his own spit or vomit, sponsor shit I guess. robert trying to spend time with her results in her brushing him off by telling the situation and being surprised that he wants to help. it just amounts to supervising a mentally checked out giant bat laying on the floor and eating pizza and drinking beer with her. they talk, she implies some cool supernatural demon shit she lived through only for robert to respond with a vague cool superhero shit he lived through that implies he was one. big moment is her telling why she's sonar's sponsor and why she signed up for the program. ends not mutual understanding that the other is more than they seem and is actually trying to be good or whatever.>sonarhe approaches robert first with an invite, only to brag about his life and "accomplishments" in his shitty apartment. by accepting sonar avoids taking the bad coke. normal comedic shit about him exaggerating his life story, making his crimes sound cool, and mentioning harvard a bunch. robert starts asking simple grounded questions like how he got here, where was he before, and stuff. eventually leads to the big moment about trying to go clean and redeem himself in the eyes of the law, mostly because of malevola.
>>557790096These ideas sound pretty kino and would be a good addition simply to add more interation with the rest of the team. Making them seem like less of an afterthough compared to Visi. I also wonder how Robert would do in a gay club? I can imagine him unitentionally hitting it off better than Flambae, much to the latter's annoyance.
>>557790997Plays ping pong with his pecs at the gay bar. Hnng.
>>557791552>the cutif you chose any of the four related to the cut it should negate your choice. seems like a massive asshole move helping punch/coupe get with or over each other and then cut one of them. cutting sonar after either hearing his story or seeing what malevola gets through to keep him on the straight and narrow (mostly) is also a dick move so yeah. hell maybe make punch/malevola even more aggressive throughout the game since you got close to them only to hurt them. if you picked the one you would later cut they attack an episode earlier in a dispatch maybe? they wouldn't get caught even if you beat the call but it shows they're super pissed off. if you picked sonar/coupe and cut the one you didnt choose they get an extended scene in the sardine>dispatchingsending them solo results in better calls with them, implies that robert is helping them directly in calls or something.>individual scenesdepending on who you chose their solo scenes get upgraded. like flambae in the gym gets extended, prism and malevola trying to guess your identity doesnt end with throwing a coffee cup + the one you chose basing their guess off of what they learned earlier. just nicer I guess? golem makes the effort not to bump into you which leads to the kick out/chair throw be on flambae being a dick to robert instead and you get to throw a chair at him or make him stand outside the door so he "doesn't burn anything" or some excuse. you get the general idea.>endyou get a team up scene with your chosen buddy when fighting red ring goons, they dont replace visi getting shot/killing shroud but they still get something where they help against shroud, and they replace the kiss/car scene by hanging out at the end with you>>557791852biting back starts with him getting the attention of a man flambae's flirting with. either by pretending he's flambae's ex, making flambae seem like a shitty person by getting him to insult you, or just outright wooing the guy away
https://files.catbox.moe/x63nsa.mp4Have you had your daily goslinging today?
Waterboy and Prism
>>557793580That show made me unreasonably horny as a kid
>>557794124...
>>557794124>only as a kid
>>557794210“Time to pay back that favor”
>>557794367Yes I grew out of it. I have a kid now. I’m not a degenerate 2d fag like yourself.
>>557794663you're in the /vg/ general for twilight for men: the video gamenearly all discussion of this game is waifu fagging for fictional bitches, you dont have to jack off to the human versions of the giraffe and hippo from madagascar to be like us m8
>>557791354I feel like a dick for letting them get injured but i don't wanna restart my shit
>>557794940Average Twilight for men enjoyer
>>557795303you already have max career rank who gives a shit
I would lick every inch of Robert’s body
>>557796372Visi talks so much shit and ends up being a vanilla sub. Genuinely hilarious.
>>557796647I want to pet Flambae on the head
>>557797259Don't we all?
>>557797672How many hamsters do we have in total now
>>557798303whaddaya buying
>>557798485You have a problem
>>557798609I'm a connoisseur
>>557798485I dont have the blazer rat with invisigal on top, malevola, punch up, or robert :(
>>557798680
>>557798485One Phenomaman rat, please.
>>557798485Prism’s is the funniest lol beep
>>557798801
>>557798946
>>557799107
>>557798839
>>557799263Why is Robert so sad?
>>557799404He cute
>>557798842It just do that sometimes
>>557799404Thank you
>>557799440He’s not sad he’s exhausted from work.
>>557799938Working a desk doesn’t leave you THAT exhausted. What else has Robert been doing?
>>557800260his boss
Robert’s stinky socks uwu
>>557801712Malevola's stinky shoes uwu
https://youtube.com/shorts/_HkfZhASfQ4?si=lM2MaA4PFiUl9xB5
>>557805647why would sdn subscribers even vote for a random dispatcher let alone know about his existence
>>557805253>>557805393>>557805517>>557805647>>557805769Lul
>>557805818Because Robert is the dispatcher of the month, I don't know. Just go with it.
>>557807414Cursed
>>557807414it took me a minute to realize why that looked off
>>557808338>>557808507If you can't accept him when clean shaven you can't have him when he's hairy.
>>557808338Hopium I got another mechablazer fic recommendation for youhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/78054626/chapters/204550416It starts slow but everything after chapter 1 is peak
>>557807414
>>557809161
>>557809313He looks ten times more breedable
>>557614695Ohhh myyyyy. I wonder who saw this coming. :)
>>557808904
>>557791354Glad to see some of my gens still making the rounds
>>557625584Mandy stock has only ever risen over time and there's no way around that
>>557809558Who is this, Mandy with Psychis's outfit?
>>557809918Blaze Fielding, Streets of Rage
>>557700426I WARNED YOU ABOUT SEPTUMS BROI TOLD YOU DOGI TOLD YOU MANI TOLD YOU ABOUT SEPTUMS
>>557809998Oh... I am kind of a pleb when it comes to 90's NES/Sega classics so forgive my ignorance
I LOVE septums
>>557810505Fantastic beat em up games that are basic clones of Final Fight but with (IMO) the peak aestheticsSuperhero Dispatch Network would make for an amazing beat em up, a perfect genre for the Dispatch setting
>>557811282Thx for recommendation
>>557616674>they don't know why most people romanced VisiWell, I don't know either. You'd have to be either suicidal or a hopeless simp to romance Invisigal.>but it's adventurousPutting your dick into a woodchipper is also adventurous, but I wouldn't call it a good long-term investment.
>>557811871That’s nice. Now can we get an opinion from someone who doesn’t use the sidewalk as a toilet?
>>557811935I am the anon that doesn't use the sidewalk as a toilet and I agree with this opinion.
>>557811871Visi is the better choice, seethe harder Blazer simp
If zoomers in this thread have never played Bare Knuckle/Streets of Rage or any beat em up arcade games, you really need to check that genre out. Foundational game design. Perfect multiplayer party games that are endless fun. Streets of Rage 4 if you prefer modern games or 2 if you prefer retro challenge.TMNT Shredders Revenge and Turtles in Time are also definitive. Not to mention all the amazing arcade classics like XMen, Simpsons, Double Dragon, River City Ransom/Girls, Punisher, Battletoads, list goes on and onThe beat em up is the original hack and slash and I always love to see more of them being made, every audience and age group can fall in love with the arcade beat em up.
>>557812250I never played any of the beat-em ups, because I was always a PC-centric player. I think I only played that one TMNT game on Amiga. I was raised on Fallout 1 and Diablo, ffs.
>>557812449>Amiga>both the turtles are blue>that April O'Neil>5 fpsOh my word gramps. You didn't play arcade games? I fell in love with video games at the ice hockey rink palying Soulcalibur, it was 1999.
>>557812760Hey, I never said that port was any good. It didn't even have any music.And no, I never played any arcade games, even though there was an arcade machine bar right next door. But it was a scary and grungy place, so I was always afraid to go there, because getting stabbed was always a possibility. Videogaming in the 90's was fun.
>>557811871I just laugh callously at the entire Visi fandom at this point. Gloating constantly for months about popularity (on 4chan) and blatantly trolling/attacking at every opportunity. Wildly mood swinging back to full doom-mode with total animosity towards AdHoc and S2 the moment that Courtney isn't in the center of attention. Crying about all the conflicts (that they are causing) in the community. Defending the harassment of the games developers. Etc etcGod forbid someone with status at AdHoc says the quiet part out loud in public about their own games character. That person will end up flogged. Visi people are just like any other fandom menace, infiltrated by homosexuals and anime obsessed shippers who are way too hyper fixated on self insert fantasy headcanon. They will treat social media and their shipping fandom with more seriousness than real life.
>>557808792Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... I still can't catch up with "It's Always The Superhero"
>>557808792>has sex in itDisgusting.Mandy is strictly for handholding and kissing.
>>557813642I genuinely do believe that Blazer was the intended love interest and Invisigal was added in the last second to give players some "choice" in the matter. And then it backfired and now the devs have no clue what to do with this mess.But when you think about it - why would Robert even hook up with Visi? They have nothing in common, unlike Robert and Mandy.
>>557810349Have you ever had a girl stick a finger up your butt?
>>557814306Do you want me to tell you about my proctology examination?
>>557812124fucking hot
>>557814170>killed ShroudYikes.
>>557813642>>557814243
>I just laugh callously at the entire Visi fandom at this point. Gloating constantly for months about popularity (on 4chan) and blatantly trolling/attacking at every opportunity. Wildly mood swinging back to full doom-mode with total animosity towards AdHoc and S2 the moment that Courtney isn't in the center of attention. Crying about all the conflicts (that they are causing) in the community. Defending the harassment of the games developers. Etc etc>God forbid someone with status at AdHoc says the quiet part out loud in public about their own games character. That person will end up flogged. Visi people are just like any other fandom menace, infiltrated by homosexuals and anime obsessed shippers who are way too hyper fixated on self insert fantasy headcanon. They will treat social media and their shipping fandom with more seriousness than real life.
>>557814243I've been very consistent on this opinion from the beginning. I don't care what any "original plan" ever was and I never will. Robert belongs with Mandy from Episode 1 to Episode 8, they are two sides of the same coin. The game is a more complete and cathartic hero, love and redemption story when you romance Mandy while you save Invisigal, that's the Golden Path that carries high difficulty.Invisigal wants to become a hero but all she's done is fail upwards. She has to understand what the responsibility of heroism actually means. It means self sacrifice for a stranger, an innocent. It means doing the right thing without a reward or an expectation of one. It means doing the right thing even when it could cost you everything. It's Trackstar, it's Blazer, it's Mecha Man. The people she reluctantly looks up to and emulates.Courtney taking the bullet for Robert without any string attached is IMO the only hero ending that can carry real weight. She doesn't get to punch on Robert and disrespect him daily, blow his suit up, and use him like toilet paper just to get rewarded with a romantic relationship. I don't care how if she pouts over 9000 times about being rejected either.
>>557815023Hopium is the only Blazer Bro that can say “I romanced Mandy” without feeling the need to write an essay about why he’s right and everyone who chose otherwise is wrong
>>557814306Sure have. That girl even wore a septum ring, she did. Total slut.Pretty weird coincidence that the septum ring girl in this video game makes such a reference eh? I mean what are the odds that a pure virgin girl like Courtney would mention something like that
>>557813642>>557815023New BBjeet pasta dropped.
>>557815298>opinion
>>557798680Wait a fucking second... Hey! That's not Coupe!
>>557815023Well, what can I say. I agree.
>>557742995What latest drama?
>>557815493I hope he gets groomed by Aunt Cuckney
>>557815890>invisible hands wrote this
>>557815650One of the AdHoc devs had the gall to say that he likes Blazer more and in his personal opinion Invisigal is too immature for a romance. Invisifags naturally descended upon him with fire and brimstone, to the point he had to issue an official apology.
>>557816080Be honest and tell me how you’d react if an official writer told you Blazer sucks and you’re a bad person for choosing her?
>>557816336For one - the dev never judged anyone.Secondly - I've been hearing the nonsense about Blazer being a cheating traitor since the start, so this doesn't even phase me.
>>557810349Same energy.
>>557816409You definitely sound like someone who’s not phased
>>557816080You’re spreading misinformation, just like the other blazerites. Under the original post, the discussion was completely civil - there were no insults at all. Then the developer voluntarily joined the thread and posted an apology, because he felt that his words might have been misinterpreted. Only after that did BB fans start turning it into drama.You can check it yourself right now. The moderators even had to ban people like you who were twisting everything to fit their own narrative.
>>557816409It comes across as really stupid when someone who wrote the game says the thing they helped write shouldn’t be in the game
>>557811282That snake bitch givin' off some serious Prism vibes. Does she also temporarily blind people?
>>557816080I think if a dev wants to criticize their own writing, the first thing they should do is figure out wtf was going on in episodes 7&8
>>557814243> But when you think about it - why would Robert even hook up with Visi?Just because you don't understand what's shown on screen doesn't mean everyone is like that.
>>557811741>white>not a tomboy>not petite>wrong fucking hair color tooGet that disgusting fake whore out of my face.
>>557816920Episodes 7&8 are perfectly fine, once you accept the fact that Invisigal is just a shithead.
>>557812760I like how april is the size of a small child or the table is fucking colossal.
>>557817052You won’t accept any defense of Visi, so I’ll just says there’s more problems with them than just how she’s written
>>557817041>wrong hair colorWhat even is Visi’s hair color? Sometimes it’s black, sometimes it looks purple
>>557815023>putting others down to make themselves AND their choices seem superiorGotta love Mandyfags that are the complete antithesis of Blonde Blazer's entire demeanor and persona.
>>557815535Good thing feller. I've never seen anything written here by anyone or said in any video essay to convince me that the story in Dispatch says otherwiseAlmost every aspect of the games narrative from nearly every episode openly supports this relationship triangle dynamic no matter if there is romance>Blazer and Mecha Man admire each other>Robert/Blazer show empathy/compassion towards Invisigal>Invisigal is envious of Blazer and Mecha Man"All choices are valid" in the multiverse spacetime continuum of course. But some choices were clearly more valid than others.Robert has mutual goo goo eyes and flirty dialogue with Blazer from the very beginning to the end, no matter what.Robert always has Blazer there to save him in his darkest hours literally thrice, no matter what.Blazer is fighting tooth and nail right alongside him against Shroud/Coupe/Sonar, no matter what.They get called mom and dad by Sonar no matter what.Invisigal leaves in the ambulance while Robert and Mandy sit and drink together, center of the frame in front of Z-Team complete with multiple Kodak moments no matter what.Invisigal admits that all she wants from SDN is for others/Robert to look at her the way they/Robert look at BlazerI feel like this has always been obvious but sometimes it needs to be reiterated>>557816336Is that what happened in your mind?>>557817518Who did I put down? And where did I put them down?
>>557815380>2nd proto>"Shallow Frigid Bitch" Mandy that looks like my ex-wifeI... I don't know how to feel about this as a Blazer Glazer...
>>557816678Source?
>>557817721Why does it always come down to a dissertation with you people?
>>557815380lol, the last one is just Brainbook
>>557818019I like Mandy because she is always good to Robert.I think Mandy is good for Robert and he deserves her.Hope that makes sense.>>557818089Brainbook was always a Mandy
>>557778256>Be thankful he doesn’t smoke.yet
>>557817392It's obviously "Blurple", YBF bitch.
>>557818019Mandy is a good person.Robert is a good person.They both have a lot in common.They both have a good chemistry on screen.What else is there to explain?
>>557816594>AdHoc developer says Mandy reminds them of their own wife so he chose her>felt like Invisigal really needs a mentor and not a boyfriendYeah dude I guess someone was phased about something
>>557785536
>>557818425>Visi leads Robert down the self-destructive pathWell, you don't say.
I like both Visi and Blazer, I just prefer Visi
>>557818494>Blazer subreddit is one of the nicest Dispatch subreddits>Invisigal subreddit is a toxic shitholeYeah, it checks out.
>>557818658It's the testosterone.
>“Personally, I always choose Blonde Blazer. I love Invisigal as a character, I connect with her, and I think if I were younger, I’d chase after a woman like her without a second thought. But personally, I think Invisigal needs to love herself before loving someone else.">"If I were Robert, I’d try not to mix romance into the mentorship relationship. It’s very clear to me that Robert loves and respects her. I’d want to be there to guide her on her journey of self-love and respect, but adding romance could easily put that journey at risk if things go wrong.">"Beyond that, I think Blazer and Robert are more compatible because they have similar character structures.”
>>557811871I'm not self-inserting as Robert, so I don't care about muh safe choice. From a narrative standpoint, romancing Visi is more interesting and captivating, because she's a more developed character with more personality than Blazer. And it ends well if you don't fuck up, so it's not like you can predict it will be bad in the long-term.
>>557817721>Blazer subreddit is one of the nicest Dispatch subredditsMore precisely, you meant "a toxic swamp with a huge amount of NSFW gooner content">Invisigal subreddit is a toxic shitholeYes, such a toxic subreddit that Blazer fans regularly hang out there just to avoid seeing what's going on in their own subredditAnd, just in case, all the moderator said was that developers should be more careful with their public statements so that another drama doesn't start in the community. He didn't oppress anyone for having an opinion. But as usual, the Blazerites twisted everything with their victim syndrome
>>557819269>Visi is more interesting and captivating, because she's a more developed characterShe's really not. She's every "I can fix her" Bioware archetype you'll ever meet.She's such a cliche, I figured out her plotline around Episode 3.And in b4 - Blazer is also a cliche to an extent, but Blazer is a genuine sweetheart in a zeigheist when nobody does classical heroes anymore, so I give her a pass.
>>557819358Try that again
>>557813642yeah these damn insecure fight-starting trolling blazer-attacking visifags, they are the worst, us mandybros wouldn't never act like that.
>wouldn't never Lol
>>557819693Most of those videos aren't even about Blazer, they are about Invisigal being a shithead.And she is.
>four months later>bbfags are still seething >the jeet is still writing new essaysKEK
>>557818463>robert>good personNot the way some play him
>>557819518>She’s every “I can fix her” BioWare archetypeAnd Jack is best girl, your point?
>>557819738Mandy LOVES rednecks
>>557820213Fuck you.
You fucking assholes are stirring up your bullshit again, three goddamn months after the 8-hour game's release. There's no "correct" or "canonical" romance. Both romances just tell slightly different stories.Mandy's romance is about Robert falling in love with Mandy, finding a piece of himself, new friends (Z-team along with Courtney), and helping Courtney atone for her guilt and believe in herself. Mandy's path is a wholesome story about two people going beyond expectations imposed on them and learning to appreciate who they are through one another.Courtney's romance is about Robert finding a piece of himself, new friends (Z-team along with Mandy), helping Courtney atone for her guilt and believe in herself, and also showing her that she's worthy of love, in contrast to her self-hatred. Courtney's path is an exhilarating ride of progression towards a new beginning, two broken people learning to trust again.Neither route is more correct or incorrect. If you like angst and slow-burn, you'll pick Courtney. If you like a more traditional romance without extra difficulties, you'll pick Mandy. And no one can convince anyone otherwise, so all these arguments are pointless.Start posting fujopics instead
>>557820328>gypsy robot racist Hawk tuah, I spit on ze Q*arians
>>557819891>big L "it's over" doom and gloom posting all because there's no BBfag menace around>real big L on Valentines day, BB artwork made them really on edge>even bigger L on the E5 and 6 director saying he chooses BB, and that Visi is literally for immature people>massive crashouts of Visi children who feel their choice is now "invalidated"Them tears is fucking tasty, youngboy. The director of 5/6 opinions are just essays. Wonder why it affects them so badly
>>557820340https://youtu.be/rNoEXqD6WFw?si=RIxC-40uDwWG3Rjx
>>557814243>why would Robert even hook up with Visi?Them hooking up is a process that reaches its end only at the end of the game. Through the duration of it, they warm up to each other, there's tension, Robert eventually realizes that he is having fun with her, Visi realizes that she wants to be like him and craves actual connection. They really only start a relationship at the end, and it feels natural - she truly started caring about Robert and wants to change, to the point of taking a bullet for him. And she simply also brings fun to his life, something he probably didn't have in a long time, so I can imagine him falling for her. Meanwhile the relationship with Blazer is abrupt and almost causeless. They have their moment in the episode 1, sure, but Blazer then admits that it was unprofessional and you can choose for it to stay an insignificant one-time event. And afterwards, they hardly talk about anything except work matters - but then suddenly she invites him to a dinner, there's the Mandy reveal, kissing and handholding. It feels rushed and artificial, like she's a manic pixie dream girl for Robert.
>>557820434I’ll tell you something, and I’m not afraid to say it. My opinion of Malevola as a waifu just fucking plummeted.
>>557820328>overrated Talilol reddit tier garbage
>>557820340>Courtney's romance is about Robert finding a piece of himself, new friends (Z-team along with Mandy), helping Courtney atone for her guilt and believe in herself, and also showing her that she's worthy of love, in contrast to her self-hatred. Courtney's path is an exhilarating ride of progression towards a new beginning, two broken people learning to trust again.Sure, but what does Robert get out of this? With Robert and Mandy, it's clearly them working together and supporting each other. With Invisigal, the relationship is hilariously onesided, with Robert just tardwrangling Visi, sometimes to his own detriment. That's the definition of a toxic relationship.
>Then what's the point of having the romance choice option given out to the players, then if the need was to romance Blazer just because she is more compatible? If that itself doesn’t sound ridiculous, then to top it off, you have both devs consistently emphasising the fact that the romance choice would be split right down the middle 50/50, which is pointless and straight up impossible for it to happen in the first place. I get the point to resonate with blazer as preferred romance, but honestly, devs happen to just mess things up by making such contradictory comments in public. Above all, I feel that devs should be unbiased and feel proud of the fans' engagement in general with their game. Just saying that Blazer is an ideal choice does not necessarily make it the only choice in Dispatch.
>>557820723>what does Robert get out of this?https://youtu.be/3zIPp95GC3E?si=smwnd1RfNknSrVF9
>>557820770Das racist
>>557820434You are forgetting about the patch meltdown, that one was also funny as fuck.
>>557820723>That's the definition of a toxic relationship.Yeah. But people think it's fine because it's fictional and therefore consequence free (for them).They don't picture the reality where Robert continues to deal with her nightmare shit off screen.They just care about how "very interesting and not boring" all that toxicity would be, because drama=good.
>>557820434And yet Visibros keep winning despite the oddsBeing stacked against them by the devs
>>557820678Holy based
>>557820434Don't care, i don't even know what the current drama is about, it's just funny as fuck seeing you write new essays in the naive hope of convincing anyone that blazer is the only correct canon true choice kek.
>>557820723>>557821109Stop unironically saying toxic, you effeminate queens
>>557820723>>557821109Toxicity is when you don’t get written consent before kissing your partner
>>557821239Choice: invalidated
>>557820723>Sure, but what does Robert get out of this?It's the same as in the Blazer romance. He gets a close person who cares for him, and whom he cares for in return.If more in detail, we can see this already in the game.Visi plays a huge role in Robert's growth, pulling him out of that self-destructive loner life with a death wish. She draws him out of isolation, like convincing him to join drinks in episode 5 or hosting the housewarming in episode 6, bringing light into his world (figuratively with the Z-team and literally with lamps). She persuades him to reveal his identity to the team, smiling warmly as he does, and then breaks the awkward silence afterward, turning it into a real heartfelt moment for everyone. In the end, she basically sacrifices herself twice to help himTheir relationship lets them support each other, heal, and grow, ditching the self-destructive stuff and insecurities. It won't happen overnight, of course. She's not like Mandy. Expect some arguments, but those will just bring them closer, strengthening their bond. Her love is fiery and passionate, and she'll put Robert above everything and go to any lengths for him.Stepping aside a bit, I don't think relationships should be viewed only through the lens of barter. That's not how it works. Is Mandy a better person than Courtney? Yes, of course. Does that mean choosing Courtney is wrong and she doesn't deserve love? Absolutely not. People don't choose what's better, but what their heart leans toward. If your Robert's heart leans toward Mandy - let it be so. If toward Courtney - let it be so. There's no point in trying to downplay someone else's choice or elevate your own, because that judgment will be purely subjective.
MechaMandy <333
>>557821109>They don't picture the reality where Robert continues to deal with her nightmare shit off screen.Like what? By the end of the game we see that Visi has mostly fixed herself, she wants to become a hero and is ready to sacrifice herself. She's not even afraid to show affection to Robert in front of everyone, something which she wouldn't do before. I know that we like to meme that she's a BPDemon retard but she's not that fucked up, she's just abrasive and has low self-esteem - and she works on both of these things throughout the game. So what nightmare shit do you think she will put Robert through off screen, and what is the source of your assumptions apart from the prejudices you have against Visi?>because drama=goodIn fictional stories, yes. That's why I, for example, choose to [GLASS HIM] instead of letting it go, even though I wouldn't do that in real life if I were Robert sitting alone in a villain bar. Same goes for romance. Why do you think Batman x Catwoman is one of the more iconic and beloved romance stories in capeshit? Because it's filled with drama and tension, and that makes it interesting.
>>557821628>I don't think relationships should be viewed only through the lens of barter.You just nailed the man problem i have with this discourse. Everyone on either side wants to act like Mauler and give their Ted talk on why their side is better, completely taking all emotion out of something that’s meant to center around emotion
>>557820992I wasn't here, but I can only assume that it was the same tired line.>>557821912Nobody nurtures and quite literally illuminates Roberts fragile emotional state like Blazer does thoughFrom the first episode to the last episode, Blazer is the center lol
>>557821628>He gets a close person who cares for him, and whom he cares for in returnNo, he gets a person that's totally dependable on Robert. That's not healthy. She only wants to work on herself for Robert and once Robert is not around, she loses motivation. This is going to crash and burn, the second some minor crisis enters the relationship.>She persuades him to reveal his identity to the teamBut then falters when it comes to revealing her own secrets, proving she's insincere.>In the end, she basically sacrifices herself twice to help him.She does this to feel good about herself in the end, and she didn't take into consideration how many people she hurts along the way.Also, she constantly keeps withholding information from Robert till literally the very end, proving that he can't trust her for shit. How do you wish to build a relationship on that ground?
https://youtu.be/p69XxYjfx-k?si=xC0H0EIRQGqekMey
>>557819518She still has far more depth and character than Blazer does. Her overall archetype - tsundere abrasive icanfixher tomboy - is cliche, yeah, but she has a much more clearly defined personality than Blazer. I'm talking about the general aesthetic, sense of humor, interests.. Like it or not, she's a more interestingly written character, there's a reason why she was nominated for the DICE awards.
>>557821747>Why do you think Batman x Catwoman is one of the more iconic and beloved romance stories in capeshit?To be fair, at this point everybody's sick of Batman and Catwoman's bullshit back and forth. It's Clark and Lois that are way more popular.
>>557822363>depthLol>characterLmao even
>>557822363Her sense of humour is a constant stream of sex jokes. That's not personality.
>>557822139There you go again
/threadhttps://youtu.be/UlYkaYbabVM?feature=shared
>>557822546That’s not what your mom said last night
>>557822665>she never does pass him those triple crunch tacos, Malevola doesShe's the worst girlfriend
>>557822754My mom's dead.Are you necrophiliac or something?
>>557815534Based
>>557822895Talk about taking her to the Bone Zone
>>557821628What a based take. This post is more valuable than all of BBjeet's tirades
>>557789319>Bottom>Top
>>557822231>She only wants to work on herself for Robert and once Robert is not around, she loses motivationYou can romance Blazer and cut Visi from the team and she still might turn out to be a hero. She's not totally dependable on Robert's affection by any means.
>>557822231>She only wants to work on herself for Robert This literally isn't in the game. Visi becomes a hero without Robert's support. All she needs is to give her confidence, even through simple successful missions. I specifically made a playthrough where I kicked her out of the team and didn't forgive her in the locker room, and she still became a hero.>But then faltersWow, a flawed person isn’t perfect. The exact same thing applies to Robert: in episode 3 he convinces Visi that she controls her own fate, while at the same time believing he’s destined to die in the Mechamen suit. If you yourself can’t believe, when it comes to you, in what you tell others, that doesn’t mean you’re insincere, it means it’s harder to work on yourself than to help others. That’s why people with depression don’t try to cure themselves, because nothing good will come out of it, and instead they go to a therapist.>She does this to feel good about herself in the endI could say the same thing about any character. Everyone does good deeds “to feel better,” bingo. That’s not how it works. I’m not going to walk to my death just to feel better about myself>Also, she constantly keeps withholding informationIf you mean her blowing up Mechamen, that just brings us back to the previous point. That’s the whole essence of her arc: coming to terms with her past and giving life to a new beginning. She’s afraid of her past and feels guilty, it’s really not easy for her to open up. Same goes for Robert. If we’re talking about the Pulse, that’s her way of defeating Shroud, and it eventually works. He believes she’s still on his side, because in his view people don’t change, and the fact that Visi didn’t give the Pulse to Robert convinces him she’s still a self‑absorbed egotistAnyway, this is my last message, as this argument is clearly not in good faith.
>>557823741>that’s her way of defeating Shroud, and it eventually worksIt literally makes everything worse.Robert is kidnapped, tortured and almost dies, if not for Blazer, SDN is attacked anyway and they would've been defeated if it wasn't for Blazer and Chase and in the end Shroud gets the Pulse anyway and only loses due to sheer dumb luck and/or Robert's quick thinking.
>>557824114If Visi had given the Pulse to Robert, it would have ended up with Shroud before the attack, and SDN would almost certainly have lost against an army of enhanced thugs led by an enhanced mech-spider. Visi went to swap the Pulse after waiting for the attack to start, which put Shroud at a disadvantage. In her mind, not giving Shroud the Pulse was protecting Robert, because it made her the target, and in the end SDN won thanks to Visi.I mean, I’m not arguing that the writing in episodes 7 and 8 noticeably dropped in quality, I’m saying that as a writer. Neither version closes all the plot holes. If someone thinks Visi was on Shroud’s side or on her own after everything we saw in the game… well, let them think that. I’ve seen a couple of essays with a more or less detailed breakdown of every scene and the conclusions from them, most of which I agree with, but I don’t think anyone here would actually be interested in that
>>557822491Yes? She's character who is rough on the outside but vulnerable on the inside, has various noticeable personality traits and an actual character arc. Blazer only has the "I'm actually a brunette and I'm kinda insecure about it" thing that is barely outlined and doesn't have much weight in the end, she doesn't react any other way if you tell her that you want a date with Blazer than if you choose Mandy. Apart from that, tell me, what are Mandy's interests? Hobbies? Goals? What does she have for her character other than being a staple hero without even trying? She's a manic pixie dream girl for Robert without any real struggles or traits that would make her feel relatable or real.>>557822546Stream of sex jokes that she uses as a defense mechanism so that she doesn't have to show her true feelings. She will throw a casual sex joke and tell Robert that she had a dream about fucking him, but when she wants to be sincere and thank him, she can't even look him in the eyes. She acts aloof, but she actually craves praise. And her overall personality consists of various other things. She has a clearly defined aesthetic, poses as a punk girl but likes to listen to lovey dovey pop songs, has some self-destructive traits, which, while definitely not healthy, gives her extra depth, she throws in movie references.Again, like it or not, but she has much more personality and character than Blazer does.
When did society get gaslit into hating tsunderes?
>>557825086It's just a vocal minority anon, the tsundere still won.
>>557824972>If Visi had given the Pulse to Robert, it would have ended up with Shroud before the attack,No, because WHY THE FUCK WOULD ROBERT CARRY IT ON HIM LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT? He's not Invisigal, he's not braindead. It would either be in SDN or in Robert's mecha, so all Shroud would've gathered was that the Pulse is in SDN, that he proceeds to attack anyway, so what was the point?Also, Shroud is an idiot, because if he knows Invisigal has the Pulse, why is he grilling Robert and not Invisigal where the Pulse is? But keeping the Pulse on herself, she made it easier for Shroud to get it and it only didn't backfire because Invisigal has writers on her side that made Shroud a total moron.But Invisigal usually gets away with A LOT of bullshit just because she has writers on her side.
>>557823741>as this argument is clearly not in good faith.I haven't seen a single BBfag who would want to argue in good faith in these threads. It's always "Blazer is better for Robert, therefore she is canon, choosing Visi is wrong". For some reason they think they know better than anyone how the story should play out in a fucking CYOA game.
I think Roberts emotions and perspective while experiencing his story is far more important to my decision making process than even my own emotions. If that makes senseRoberts face is way more important than my own. The way he drunkenly looks at Blazer and sees Hollywood bokeh lights behind her and laughs at her jokes, that's more important than the way I feel. The way his face is beaming and glowing during the entire dinner date scene is far more important than the way take out spaghetti date with my boss in front of the office might make me feel. The way he glares at Invisigal in the bathroom was more important to me than how turned on I'd be if some cyberpunk styled mystery meat jumped up on the counter and said some wild shit to me. Whenever Robert chokes up or gets mad, that's far more impactful than whenever I got choked up/got mad.I'm not the one being hit by Invisigal at work, that's Robert. I'm not firing Sonar, it's Robert. It's his life that's being affected by these events, his face being contorted and his body being punished by it. My own emotions were almost always just trying to mirror his. All of my decisions and rational was trying to mirror his direct perspective while being as heroic as possible.I might not naturally trust Invisigal in episode 8 doing what she was doing, and I might want to trust Royd. But I know Robert would and does trust her, so I naturally trusted her without even a second thought about her intentions. Trying to think like that from the start made every decision painless despite feeling lots of conflicting emotions personally about what I'd want to try to say or do.
>>557825189No, but for real, it feels like all I see any more are people calling Asuka and any other tsundere toxic and how the archetype is problematic now
>>557825618
just like the good old days eh
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>>557826071unironically keeping the thread alive
>>557825618I agree with you, I also made the choices I felt Robert would make on my first playthrough - but there’s a nuance here: it’s the Robert as I see his character. Someone will think Robert would choose one option in episode 4, someone else will be sure he’d pick the other. Some will decide that Robert would kick Visi off the team, others that he wouldn’t. Some will feel he’d forgive Visi, others that he’d need time to think.Robert isn’t an empty character, that’s true, and there are choices in the game that, in my opinion, no version of Robert would reasonably make (even though, yeah, every choice is technically a choice, yada yada). But there are also more ambiguous ones, and two players who both try to step into Robert’s shoes can see him a bit differently and make different decisions because of that.
>>557825086>>557825653Maybe a hot take but most anime isn't any good. It's often just trope riddled and regurgitated/reheated vehicle for an authors fetishes. Worse written narrative than most any Western production will be, which is why you'll always be told to watch anime in Japanese instead of English because it always exposes how fucking stupid and childish that most anime can be.That aggressive/mean/violent "I'm not like the other girls" manic pixie girlboss shit is totally played out for most people nowadays. It used to be punk rock, a fun subversive trope for fictional girls to be an "edgy tomboy" (a girl boss) but now it's become a trend/default. Gay men and trannies are obsessed with this happening to feminine girls and push their love for these archetypes endlessly. We have radical feminist septum girls that behave this way in real life, taking their rights too far and fucking up mens lives on a daily basis. Even Princess Peach acts like a girlboss tsundere towards Mario and Barbie towards Ken because of this media-borne disease.That's why Chris Rebbert said he chose the woman that reminded him the most of his wife, not the kind of immature girl who doesn't love herself he might have chased in his youth. Really sounds familiar doesn't it
>>557826980This is ragebait so advanced that I’m in too much shock to call you a slur
>>557826980
>>557827318Sneed, Japanese people can admit that a lot of their best stuff is deeply influenced by Western works and they have reverence for our shit
>>557825618I had such approach from the start and that's why I went with Visi, no matter how contradictory it may seem at first. At the end of episode 4, Robert himself initiates a conversation with her - he doesn't just ask her what she's doing at the cinema, but actively maintains it and asks her questions. That's what Robert does, not me. Then Blazer's text appears unexpectedly while his attention is already on Visi. Now, how does it look like from Robert's POV? The fact that there is no third option to spend the evening alone means that if it weren't for Blazer's text, he would always want to go and see Visi anyway, and that makes perfect sense - Robert often puts others above himself and wants to support the Z-Team members, he already learned that Visi is insecure, he knows that she's pretty lonely and an outcast even among the team, but thanks to him, she recently succeed which she was grateful for, and now she started to open up to him a little. So it's no wonder he thought of going to keep her company - not even with romantic intentions, just for the sake of showing her support. And now there's the invitation from Blazer. Robert, who was planning to see Visi, would suddenly have to go "okay, change of plans, have fun on your own Visi, I have a date with Blazer". And if Blazer had suggested this date earlier, or if she and Robert had more intimate moments beforehand, and he had seen that she cared about his company and that the breakup with P-man was taking its toll on her, he might have thought so. But that's not the case - Blazer herself told him that her behavior towards him in episode 1 was unprofessional, most of their later conversations were strictly work-related, she didn't seem fazed by breaking up with her boyfriend at all... so she's fine. A dinner would be nice, yeah, but I already had other plans, and Visi really sounds like she could use some company. I can always have dinner with Blazer another time, so raincheck it is.
>>557827625I wish they would copy us by dropping two nukes on wherever you live
>>557826948Scenes like this one do not contain a choice. They happen all the same.There is no choice, there is simply Roberts emotions.Do you see what I'm saying? Think about how many times you saw Roberts face light up during the game and when it happens.>>557827776Does this image mean something to you?
>>557827896Good morning sarr
>>557827776You dont need to make such long essays about how you personally want to roleplay Robert.My Robert was a thoroughly burnt out, and jaded cynic despairing that his super hero career was over and he'll never bring his father's killer to justice. Yet even then he still had the heroic spark that got him in the robot suit on day 1. He also was so immersed in the love of the super hero game he hadn’t even thought about getting his dick wet, visi wins being so aggressive and in his face.
>>557827896> Choice based game> There's no choice!Ok, buddy. I can explain to you in detail why Robert would have made the choices I did, and I assure you they won't be the same as yours, I can explain to you in detail why Robert would have made the choices I did, and I assure you they won't be the same as yours, but you are convinced that you are absolutely right, so I won't do that, enjoy yourself.
>>557828601Glitch in the matrix
Shared drinks and laughs and kiss at the beginningShared drinks and laughs and kiss in the middleShared drinks and laughs and kiss at the endingI think it's a very touching detail that Blazer drinks and laughs and kisses him so often. It's almost like his checkpoint, the safety net in the chaos. Drinking is another thing that conflicts with what decisions I'd probably make myself, but it's Roberts reaction in these scenes that is far more important than my own ever could be
>Why would you even pick Visi?
>>557828791Quit talking like a redditor. You like Mandy more than Visi, therefore, you chose Mandy over Visi. There, was that so difficult?
>>557814170Phenomaman, I...
How can I like Visi if even Visi doesn't like Visi?
>>557827896>Does this image mean something to you?Back when I was in high school, I often rode the bus, and once I had a situation like in the movies where a girl that I didn't even know fell asleep next to me and leaned on me like that. I had a stupid grin and naturally started imagining how many children I will have with her until she woke up and straightened visibly embarrassed. If I saw her again and she told me it was inappropriate, like Blazer told Robert, I would stop thinking about her altogether - not to mention if I saw her with a boyfriend as well. See where I'm going? There's a reason why at the end of episode 4 Robert not only engages in conversation with Visi but also plans to see her, and that Blazer is the one who has to reach out to him first. And considering what Robert knows about each of the girls - one sits alone in the cinema, timidly implies that she'd enjoy some company, and generally needs some support in life; the second one just finished having fun at the gala, doesn't seem to be at all affected by her recent breakup, and invites him to dinner out of the blue as an afterthought, while he's currently focused on the first one anyway - it seems unlikely to me that he would immediately change his plans. Again, I'm not saying that Robert would go to the cinema with romantic intentions, he can tell Visi in the bar that it wasn't a date and they were just hanging out. But that's what I think he would do, he would want to keep her company, he wanted to do that from the start. He would enjoy a dinner with Blazer for sure, but it's not something that would be a priority for him at the moment, hence the raincheck. That's how I read his character, you can do it differently, I'm still not sure what you're trying to prove.
>Invisifags mock Blazerfags for writing essays about BB>Then proceed to write rambly essays about Invisigal I am not reading that stream of consciousness.
>>557826980>>557827625>mfw
>>557826071
>>557829095step 1 is to make her more like Blazerstep 2 is to apply headcanon directly to the forehead
>>557830075
>BBjeet journal, February 18, 2026.>Four months have passed since the release of Dispatch. /SDN/ still exists, still vacillating between 'it's over' and 'we're back'.>This general is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of visifags' tears and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.>But one day I'll succeed. I'll convince them that Dispatch has a canon. And that canon is Robert choosing Mandy. >Why can't they see that? Something in their personalities perhaps? Some animal urge which leads them to interbreed with mutts instead of the White Aryan goddess? >Hopium understood. Treated it like a joke, but he understood it. He saw the true face of /SDN/ and choose to become an infliction of it, a parody of it. A joke. No one else saw the joke, that's why he was lonely. >Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening general where what lies before is vague and uncertain.>Doctor says: treatment is simple. Great clown BBjeet is in town. Go and see him. He should perk you right up!>Man bursts into tears. Says: but doctor...I am BBjeet!>Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
>>557819158>“Personally, I always choose Blonde Blazer."I like how nobody here actually has a single response to what the director of episode 5 and 6 said that caused all those little Visinigs to melt down and feel invalidated in the first place.
>>557830757Holy schizophrenic off topic shitpost
>>557829095You just have to like her twice as much
>>557830186Invisiblazer
Here’s how you make Blazer more attractive to me:1. Keep her look exactly the same2. Lean more into the closet trashy personality the set up in episodes 1&2. Put more emphasis on her being a sloppy drunk and fake woke.
It still baffles me that some people are unable to understand that other people can have different opinions than them.
>>557831416> Lean more into the closet trashy personalitybut only when she's white girl wasted, which is more common for Mandy since she's a lightweight
>>557830757>I can change almost anything. But I can’t change a Visikek’s loyalty
>>557831541I don’t think people should be allowed to have different opinions than me imo
>>557830757>bbjeet >"I'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with ME."
>>557831541Truly baffling.
>>557832359Hits a bit different when it’s coming from someone who’s actually working on the product. Same energy as that guy who said “well, we were gonna kill Chase off, but we liked Chase too much so we had him survive.”If the writer’s personal biases override making a better story, people start getting a little nervous.
>>557832994>personal biases>"better story"Oxymoron much?
>>557833034Woosh
>>557833109What's a better story?
>>557832994I don't think killing chase off would have made a better storyIt's better for his personal redemption if he comes in to save the day using the powers everyone thought would kill himAlso it's a comedy first, killing off a beloved character would be unnecessarily heavy for the genre
>>557815023>Almost every aspect of the games narrative from nearly every episode openly supports this relationship triangle dynamic no matter if there is romanceI see your point but for me it stopped looking like that after ep 2. It's obvious that in ep 1 Robert and Blazer have great chemistry, but then she says that she regrets how she acted and that it was a mistake, and that she would want to keep things professional. Then there's the Phenomaman reveal which could explain her stance and give her a clean slate after she broke up with him, but she quickly denies that Robert had anything to do with that. I stopped looking at her as a romantic choice and she became just a supporting character in my eyes then. Meanwhile Visi openly shows her sexual interest in Robert, and while he is not immediately interested in that at all, he is interested in *her*, in the sense that he wants to help and support her. Later it slowly turns into him being interested in her outside of work as well, as seen in ep 4 where instead of scolding her for being in the movie theater even though she is still on the clock, he starts talking with her and must have had start planning to join her after leaving the office. So for me there was no triangle dynamic in the game, maybe if Blazer had more scenes I would see it that way.
>>557809313Sad Robert
>>557833329 meant for >>557817721
Giving Robert a loving hand job when he’s stressed and down
>>557833329>"I stopped looking at her as a romantic choice"But you'd be silly to assume that Robert did the same thing. You wrote Blazer off immediately, so therefore her place in the story doesn't matter? Lmfao. Your personal opinion was that (You) should no longer be interested in her after one day of friction, in order to pursue the female that literally just punched you in the face all because she says the word "fuck".You autists really are just comical at this point. Robert was totally taken by Blazer in episode 1, literal sparks flying. In episode 2, he gets his balls busted by absolutely everything and everyone on his first day, including Blazer herself in the most typical of ways with the "I was drunk" and "muh bf". Truly, a lot less painful to witness than a punch to the face at work. Especially when you read the comic, you think "oh, so she's definitely been lonely for some time" and you have no doubt in your mind who she's supposed to be to RobertIf you think that the appearance of Phenomaman actually scared off Mecha Man from going after Blonde Blaer.....well. Two game directors now would disagree with that assessment.
>>557833182It also sets up potential conflict because he's being kept alive by Mandy’s gem. Unless they can find a replacement solution her ability to be Blonde Blazer is in potential jeopardy.
>>557833329To me Blazer’s lurking conflict/character arc or whatever concerns her regrets about being a super hero. She laments she cant easily get drunk anymore for instance. I get the sense she wants a 'work life balance' but cant figure out how to do it. The irony being she can just take the gem off anytime she wants. To me, Robert is desperately in need of a work life balance too, but doesn't initially recognize it in himself. He can only think about being Mecha Man and a super hero.
>>557833147One with stakes
This is Robert’s future with Mandy
>>557833147One with steaks
>>557834187>But you'd be silly to assume that Robert did the same thingThat's like, your opinion man. You can imagine Robert as a confident player who, despite the fiasco in ep 2, was still locked in on Blazer, or you can imagine imagine that he realized that maybe it won't work out and the way she acted towards him in ep 1 was truly a mistake in her eyes and she wants to remain professional. After all, that's literally what she told him. While Robert isn't a blank character, some things about him are not firmly established, and this is one of them. We could just as easily start arguing whether Robert is a True Hero or an Anti-Hero or an Everyman, it's a CYOA game. Do you want to argue whether he jerks off in his mech or not too?>in order to pursue the female that literally just punched you in the face all because she says the word "fuck".No, that's not what I said. Robert didn't start pursuing Visi with romantic intentions, he wanted to support her and keep her company, I even choose the "that wasn't a date" reply in ep 5. But it is clear that they started getting closer to each other later.
>>557835558>Robert didn't start pursuing Visi with romantic intentions4UMy Bobert was all in the moment we locked eyes
>>557836018Well I can respect that, the fact that there is an option to tell her at the movie that you thought you were already friends and at the bar that you had a good time with her means that you can imagine Robert being into her from the get-go.
>>557832359I'm a visifag but I don't base my entire personality around a fictional couple
>>557836521Tbh I was locked in the moment I saw the nose ring
i dunno what caused the shitstorm and i don't care either, i love courtney.
>>557837774What's the point in life without a little waifu shitflinging once in a while?
>>557838310There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, as long as you remember that Blazer is a superior waifu.
>>557838737niggerman you should be writing season 2 instead of shitposting
>>557838883I think you'll be happy with Season 2.We prepared so many wholesome sex scenes with Mandy for you. Invisigal unfortunately died in a tragic accident between S1 and 2, but we made sure this part is well explained, so you won't feel like your choices were invalidated.I hope I'll see you all for Season 2!:)
>>557839164you're joking but there are legit people who think this way because of that interview
https://files.catbox.moe/ii9zq7.mp4
new hamster dropped
>>557851503What a lo-
>>557851503
I am aroused and intrigued by the urinal advertisement for this (game?? Visual novel? Show??) can someone qrd on what this is before I buy it Otherwise I'm playing nioh this weekend
>>557852292It's a superhero workplace comedy where you tardwrangle a bunch of shithead ex-villains on parole who want to be heroes If you ever played a telltale game before it's basically the same thingIt's also got hot women who happen to want you back
>>557852292> I am aroused and intrigued by the urinal advertisementDon’t expect any gay romance. At best you get teasing with Flambae, Waterboy, and Phenomaman.
>>557847572I love her :3
>>557854246she likes to dress up for the occasion
>>557834187The problem with Mandy's character is that people subconsciously know that girls like her don't really exist in real life. No women will ever help you out the kindness of her heart, No women will EVER approach you. They allways have some ulterior motives. This is why fandom has been speculating that Blazer was secretly working for Shroud, until like the release of Ep 6.
>>557852558>>557853389So it's a visual novel ok. Maybe I'll play it then. I don't want explicit gay romance, being teased is my kink anyway.
>>557855916Blazer should have some scene that would explain why she's into Robert and why is she so keen on helping him. There's this popular headcanon that she's secretly a Mecha Man fangirl, and it would serve as a great explanation, but it's just a headcanon. She should also have a more exposed internal struggle, if you don't go on a date with her and don't read the comic you will never learn that she also wants to be seen as Mandy but is insecure about it, the ending of ep 8 doesn't show that at all with her being chill in her true form around everyone. Meanwhile, Visi's issues are clearly outlined and important to the story, it's easier to relate to her on a "human" level because she feels more authentic - not to mention that she openly finds Robert attractive and, less openly, wants to become a hero like him and gets inspired by his pep talk, so it's no wonder why she's so into him. I still don't know how Niggerman didn't anticipate how Blazer will be received and why Visi will be more popular among the players, him out of all people.
>>557857285How teasing alone can satisfy anybody is beyond me. Though at least the fans are more than capable of doing the heavy lifting.
>>557857349I don't think it has to be any more complicated than her finding mecha man to be relatable person with a heart of gold and the fact that she could finally be herself around instead of a professional superhero. After all Visi had a sex dream of Robert after only one instance of him being nice to her, it's not out of the realm of possibility that BB could have fallen for him especially considering she was drunk at the time.At the end of the day Mandy was a victim of time and budget constraints, they chose to focus more on Z-team which included Courtney's story but left gaps in Mandy's arc like the reason for her breakup with phenomaman and her identity issues.
>>557851503Look at that drip
I despise Flambert, why can't fujos spend their energy on Flambae+Waterboy instead
>>557868203Here, damn.
Here's another.
This thread needs more hetero
>>557830757>>Hopium understood. Treated it like a joke, but he understood it. He saw the true face of /SDN/ and choose to become an infliction of it, a parody of it. A joke. No one else saw the joke, that's why he was lonely.Whatever happened to the /SDN/ dream? It came true! You're looking at it.
Will you do your part, /SDN/? https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1r8htlp/nominate_dispatch_for_stier_game_the_internet/
>>557874569>reddit awardsNever.I did my part. I voted when it mattered. When I thought that I my voice, my choice, my vote mattered. I voted at VGA.I voted at Steam Awards.And what did it get me?!
700 posts, yup. We're definitely making it to #47 today.
>>557876964I want a mandy OP
god why i am doing this to myself, jesus fucking christ, i'm drunk like an animal fuck i need restg'night /snd/, keep up u faggots, i love you.
>>557878767good night Do you ever go a day without getting drunk?
>>557879342I think he’s gonna go out Leaving Las Vegas style
>>557879718>Visifags drink themselves to death>The only people left in /sdn/ are BBfags and fujoanonMandy always wins in the end
>>557877651Then do it. No one's stopping you.
>>557879935Keep fujos name out your mouth
No sleeping on the job, fujo.
>>557883295Put that whip down! I'm not done yet. Still were nearing the image limit. I'm trying to give room to those that want to share other art.
>>557883491you just know mandy is a fucking freak in bed
>>557883295How would Courtney react if Robert whipped her?
>>557884341With moans.
>>557885634IT’S OVER
>>557885634The Vanderstenk Situation Is CRAZY
>>557885634Sonar tried to get into the island but wasn't invited
>>557887221I want Sonar to molest me
Waterman supremacy.
>>557889595Why do you always pit them against each other?
>>557889561no one wants Sonar to molest them
>>557889871I do
>>557889723I like to piss, but I also like to shit. So I shit when I piss.
Do you understand my analogy?
>>557890231
>>557889595
>>557891134Hot
>>557893535Don't ever post this cursed shit again.
10 more come on
Just binged the whole game for the first time today after calling out of work. What a ride fellas. Will probably do another run just to see what the blazer romance is like. But first I kinda wanna know how bad I fucked up ep 6 with this one
>>557894519Oh no no no no no... He's not going to make it.
>>557894519congrats anonand that choice doesn't matter
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>>557894731Damn, and not helping her find it? I'm not even sure what that one meant, like cuz I fucked up the last hacking mission or cuz I didn't go with her plans?
5 more and I already posted it.
whoever's making the new thread at least update the OP so it's not a month behind
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