# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>557354157
Leybubu
>>557651120>Ashley got her period
I would breed Nina so hard (aged up of course)
>>557651120
>>557652282kids prostitution.....what did they mean by this?
>>557652282>cute sisters>Ashley plapThe word cloud is the gift that keeps on giving.
I would breed Nina so hard (the age she died, like a true Nina fan)
>>557651120>mfw my retarded kids are playing with the tomato sauce again
>>557652282>a word can mean only and exactly ONE thing and nothing else
>>557652282>nemlei brother incestkit9 is nemlei's brother confirmed
>>557652282
>>557652282>Julia girlAshleyfags can NOT refute this
I will breed Nina so hard (aged down of course)
>>557653043Cease.
>>557652282>Andrew and Julia make a movie
>>557652685Based!
>>557653043Isn't she already like 9 or something?
>>557653574out of 10!
>>557653689Hot
You think Andrew fapped to Nina at least once?
>>557654301Thinking about Nina might make Andrew go a bit weak in the knees, but not in any way that would be conducive to masturbation.
>>557654301I don't think so. Even if he had gratification syndrome as a child, which is very likely in the environment he grew up, and started masturbating way earlier than he was supposed to, there is no way he was having sexual thoughts at that age.
>>557654301No, anon, as a matter of fact: I don't think Andrew fapped to Nina.
>>557654875They're calling it the most south-american drawing of the year.
>>557655020It's missing Renny
Dayum tcoaalers look like this?
>>557655245that's a man
>>557654301No. IIRC, he didn't even know who she was until Ashley brought her up. And he was also too young to have jerked off. And certainly after Nina died, Andrew tried to never think of her
>>557655245>piercing>on the tongue no less
Ok but did he fap to his younger sister?
>>557655020>They're calling it theThis manner of speaking annoys me. I am annoyed
>>557655856This vexes me.
>>557655769Anon, he literally clonks his bonker in the shower immediately after Princess Shirt Ashley™ tried to negotiate a sperm donation directly into her sistussy.>>557655905You are a black man.
>>557655964He needs sister clonk-bonking to live.
>>557655769Constantly. But I don't think he wanked off very much after he convinced Julia that being a sextoy was "love".
>>557655769Of course he did, and you too would fap after seeing what he saw.
>>557658217What is happening with that sideboob? Is her bra not actually covering her tits in the front?
>>557658812What do you mean?
>>557658918It looked like it was pulled down in front, but looking at it again I just misinterpreted Ashley fastening the back.
>>557659278>Ashley doing poses and playing with her tits in the mirror
>>557658217I wonder when he started spying on Ashley. I did try (and succeeded) to catch glimpses of my sister's boobs out of curiosity (and hormones probably) when had both just entered puberty but it went on less than half a year.
>>557660858Andrew's rejection of Ashley was a product of his rational brain, but that doesn't change the fact that Ashley gets him bricked up like a chimney. After he rejected her, he now has to cope with the fact that he has a raging hardon for Ashley, she'd happily and enthusiastically drain him drier than dust in a desert, and he is obligated to reject this fact because he's a normiemaxxing retard.
>>557660858Honestly it was probably a normal occurrence for him to walk in on Ashley by accident. The spying probably started after the princess incident because of how much damage it did to Ashley and how much she changed in that time period physically that he couldn't otherwise passively observe anymore.
>>557661341>and how much she changed in that time period physicallyThat's a subtle way of saying her tits ballooned four or five cup sizes.
>>557661560Yeah but more than just that changed. Her whole style and body language and everything probably made him more aware of her physically.
Besides cigarette smoke, what do you think Andrew smell like? Does he have a favorite shampoo scent like Ashley does?
>>557661760That's also true.
>>557661764Cigarette smoke. But hopefully he will quit because he was a retard for starting, knows it does nothing, and Ashley wants him to stop.
>>557664094I can't tell if Andrew looks liked or skeletor here
>>557652282>love ashley plap Fact checked: true
>>557665000 (checked)WatDo you mean you can't tell if he looks like a lich or Skeletor?
>>557668698His abs make him look buff, but his pecs and arms make him look emaciated
>>557668698Oh my god, I just reread my post. I swear, I thought I typed "looks jacked or like skeletor"
>>557669168abs are mostly a bodyfat percentage thing
I will marry and make babies with Nina
>>557669692These posts always come across as someone desperately fishing for someone to complain about her being a child and/or dead.
>>557670209>her being a child and/or deadthat's the best part
>>557659180incest is -10,000 social credit in West Taiwan.
China*
>>557670410This is a Maoist general
Nemlei... easy on the cat treats...
>>557652282>another killed person means probably trauma>sad whore prostitute faggot>BURIAL HUSSY DIEWhy is this thing so mean to our girl?>game seen Thiu dick fuckedlmao
>>557671676>our girlThat's not Ashley...
>>557669352Kek. Don't worry, happens to the best of us. He's some strange homunculus of both.
>>557671676>our girlI mean she is EVERYONE's girl after all! She's been in every bed at college. Every. Single. One.
>>557671754Ashley is Andrew's girl.Julia is our girl. Collectively. Because she's a hussy.
>>557671949>Julia is our girl. Collectively.No, no please keep her to yourself, I insist.
>>557672102If I could, I would...
>>557672262>cheating wife Julia>can't make her stopAnon your friends can help you through it, just leave her.
>>557652282What's a "girljob"?
>>557673401human resources
>>557673401Eating her out, to complement blowjob.
>>557677591Weeeeelllllll...
>>557678419
Andrew should quit cigarettes and start vaping or using heated tobacco like a real man
>>557680904Vaping is almost worse than cigarettes.
>>557652282>older cute sistersBased
Does anyone have the complete breakup letter from Julia to Andrew?
>>557671152I love fat bitches so much
>>557655245Every girl I've shown the game to loves it
>>557671152I love cat bitches so much
Ashley eating a brokabob
>>557683037Are girls naturally siblingpilled?
>>557686695If a woman's brother is attractive enough, she will want to fuck him.
>>557686695Both girls I showed it to found the premise extremely offputting but once they played it they found it really hotOne of them has a brother but he's 14 years older than her, the other does not but we do brother sister roleplay when having sex
https://x.com/belovedgore/status/2022711478776725710/photo/1
Are you having casual sex with your friends?
>>557686936>>557687320
Thinking about playing with Thiu's body again
>>557687320No the one I'm fucking is my girlfriend
>>557687507>outbreederout
>>557687608Ashley is correct.Andrew is coping by relating a little too much to the girl.
>abyssdia in 9 days
>>557687835I don't play gacha games
>>557687835wrong general, faggio?
>>557687835imagine admitting to being a gachafag
>>557687835
>>557687320I have competitive sex with myself.
>>557654875mid goons but relating to something that got brought up in the last threadif andrew didn't kill nina, wouldn't highschool play out something like a harem anime?It would probably go something like;>in grade school, Andrew gets closer to nina so she & julia will put up with ashley (as alluded to in flashback)>in highschool, Andrew is split between childhood freind, shy girl, and ashley>Andrew still can't quite connect w/ Nina, so he cheats on her with Julia (maybe?)and that last point would likely be effected by ashley sabotaging their relationship>so it's subtler, but his relationships are still ultimately a proxy for ashley>and in this instance he's "double cheating", which makes him doubly punchable!
>>557688963>wouldn't highschool play out something like a harem anime?No
>>557687475I want Þiu as my eromenos no homo
>>557688963>wouldn't highschool play out something like a harem anime?Yeah
>>557688963It would not, retard.
>>557692168Discovering Yuno Gasai as a teen 100% primed me to love Ashley as an adult.
My sister's cat keeps bringing me her used undies. He will bring one of my sister's thongs into my room, jump up on my bed with them, crawl under the sheets, take a nap, and leave them there without my knowledge. I usually put them back before she finds out, but one day the cat had a very productive day smuggling underpants that my sister noticed. She asked if I knew anything about her missing underwear and I said I didn't, but a pair poking out from under my blanket caught her eye and she threw the it over to find a treasure trove of sister panties.She accused me of taking them to jerk off with, but not in an angry/disgusted way, more of a flattered/flirty way. She took most of them back, but tossed a pair onto my lap and told me to bring them back "when you're finished", with a grin on her face. She made sure to shut the door behind her, to give me some privacy.I guess I'd better jerk off with my sister's panties. She seemed very pleased when she thought that was what was going on. I don't want to hurt her feelings...
Things that didn't happen for 100siblingbux, Alex.
>>557691069>eromenosI would ero Thiu's menos for a solid half hour
>>557694115Andrew should give Ashley an allowance of siblingbux, also known as Good Sister Points, to get her to behave. 100 SB for a horror movie from the rental store, 500 SB for new clothes (for fashion, not necessities), etc.
>>557693961Every day, every fucking day we have to be subjected to some retarded short story. You are not good at this.
Me personally? I'm off to bed while having heterosexual thoughts of playing with Thiu's cock while we kiss
>>557695296same
>>557695376Imagine the threewayOr maybe that's more Tal's speed
>>557693961Your fiction sucks.>>557590774 was you as well.
>>557695226
>>557696184Isn't Tal a child?
>>557696583I think she's early 20s but a massive weirdo.
>>557696536I hope you're happy. My incest-obsessed brother with epilepsy clicked on this gif and died, and now I have to post on /calg/ in his honor. I had a life, you know!
>>557655245this me. met sisterwife here. ignore the collar https://files.catbox.moe/y7o2jj.png
Fear and loathing in Coffinland
March devlog is going to hit like crack.
May Devlog finna be bussin no cap
August game cancellation will make me cum hands-free.
I like Coffin
>>557701380We don't do that here.
When is Episode 4 coming out?
>>557701538When you least expect it
>>557701560So... NOW!I mean... NOW!Uhh... NOW...!Fuck.
YO WHAT!? CHECK STEAM RIGHT NOW!
>>557702515It's on sale, yes.
https://x.com/ashleyley666/status/2023654659718611199
>>557703057In the delphostate, not plapping your imouto's honey bunny buttcheeks will be a capital offense when she's this cute.
>>557703429true.
>>557704753sister bunny sex
>>557703057>>557704753Imagine going down Ashley's rabbithole.
>>557706614>shoving your face in your sister's honey bunny buns and eating her rabbithole before taking her to wonderland
Are there people here who would honestly believ it wouldn't be fun to suck their sister's titties
>>557706968Me.
I hate my sister
>>557708352At least you have one.
>>557706985Why wouldn't it be fun? Are her areolae mediocre?
>>557706985>Incest is gross? Just say your family is chopped.
>>557709447We don't say this in Australia. What does that mean?
>>557709475No idea but it looks like nignogged zoomer speak.
6-7!
>>557701380source?
>>557709475It's zoomerspeak for ugly.
>>557708401So what? Having unrequited feelings for someone is way worse than not having someone in the first place if you ask me
>>557709475Zoomerbabble for ugly or unattractive. You wanna really get under their skin say some shit along the lines of, "Alright Zoomlander, calm down"
Can you guys do me a favor and send your favorite Ashley sprites? Either custom or canon, I'm trying to come up with a cool hat.
>>557711519
>>557711519Sure, here's 557711519shley. She's excited for her cool hat.
I wonder how many siblings became lovers after playing this game. It's mindblowing how art can affect some people. Few siblings will (or already have, who knows?) have inbred kids because of Nemlei
>>557713132If you banged your sister because of this game, it means you were going to bang her anyway.
My sister got in a pretty bad car crash a while back and suffered a traumatic brain injury. Now she thinks she's Jeff Goldblum. She walks around the house saying "must go faster, must go faster!" over and over. I'm hoping she snaps out it soon.
I resent that she was such a cutie
>>557693961But did you fuck the cat?
>>557718165lol
>>557709475yet you have a film about a serial killer called Chopper played by eric bana
>>557718346Chopper was a good bloke
>>557718346Chopper was a bullshit artist. He didn't do half the things he claimed and at times would even admit it and brag that he got paid to make up stories about himself.
>>557718437A top bloke.
>>557718849Now you listen here mate. One of my friends went to school with chopper's son. He'll tell you that Chopper was a good Aussie like the rest of us and every step of the way took the reasonable course of action under the circumstances. When you disrespect Old Chopper, you disrespect Australia. A modern day Henry Lawson he was, you little cunt.
>>557718956>He'll tell you that Chopper was a good Aussie like the rest of us and every step of the way took the reasonable course of action under the circumstances.So he shitposted like a madcunt.
Sekkusu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! imouto SEKKUSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>557719946Indeed.
>>557719946
>>557720581Are there any "my eyes are up here" Ashleys?
I have awoken from my slumber and continue to have heterosexual thoughts about playing with Thiu's cock
>>557722661You are gay.
https://x.com/i/status/2023755948503044257
>>557720581>>557723417breastfeeding
>>557723586Would Ashley be bothered by breastfeeding?
>dreamt about sexually assaulting my sisterGod, what has this place done to me? I hate that I'm like this
>>557723732Definitely not our fault. You already had thought about her, didn't you?
>>557723586
>>557723732How bad was it?
>>557723732were you able to make her cum, at least?
>>557725263It was pretty bad. We were in some generic dream room and I jerked off onto her face. What I remember is making sure I smeared the cum that got on my hands all over face. Then, I made her get up and walk with me (I don't remember where we went). I remember that she didn't even fight it, the fapping or the walking. She just meekly did what I told her without a word. I was expecting a fight, tooIt was just so cruel, which is why it's sticking with me. I've had wet dreams before. But never something so aggressive. It was clearly a sexual assault, not just a wet dream. I fear that hanging out here has had negative long term effects on my mind
Forgot to reply, sorry>>557723974I've had wet dreams of pretty much every girl before, but never anything like that>>557725632No
>>557725657It's okay to cum on your sister's face. It's very sweet in my opinion, and a healthy sibling bonding experience.
>>557725773>I've had wet dreams of pretty much every girl beforeYeah you might have some other problems, even if seeing your sister specifically is a result of too much /calg/Also, are you the anon who came inside his sister's shampoo bottle or whatever skincare product it was?
>>557726019Well yeah, the cumming didn't bother me. It was the rubbing after. It just came from a place of cruelty that I didn't know I had
>>557726370That Anon wouldn't feel guilty about sexually assaulting his sister in a dream, because he has already sexually assaulted his sister IRL
>>557727193Cruelty?
>>557727217>because he has already sexually assaulted his sister IRLFuck you, no I didn't. I poured the cum out after I sobered up
>>557727570Maybe I'm not explaining it right. The problem isn't that I had a wet dream where I came on her face. The problem is that the reason I came on her face was to be mean. I dunno how best to explain it. It wasn't like I dreamt that we made love, it was that I dreamt that I cornered her in a room where nobody could find us then pulled myself off onto her before literally rubbing it in. It was all done as an act of sadism, she didn't enjoy itTHAT'S what's bothering me
>>557725773>Noyou monster
>>557727596You didn't tell us this before. Was this the first or the second time you splooged in her shampoo?
>>557728130We're not talking about this. Just let the record show that I corrected my mistakes after making them, which is why I stopped. Even when horny, I know it's not worth it
>>557727762Maybe you have been watching too much Japanese porn/hentai. In the west, facials aren't typically viewed as something to be feared by the recipient and is commonly welcomed, whereas in the east it's decidedly an act of male domination whereby the female is punished and degraded.
>>557728591>I stoppedFreudian slip. This reveals it happened more than once.
>>557729097I...I want to talk to my lawyer
>>557729270the only people that request lawyers are people with something to hide
>>557729793Everyone has something to hide, you have a right to privacyAlso, cop testimonies can only be used to incriminate you. At least here in America. There is really no reason to ever talk to the cops, even if you're innocent. Anything you say can and will be used AGAINST you. Not for you
Just gooned to sibling porn after no fapping for a week and zincmaxxing. Holy shit it's like a jar of mayo exploded.
>>557729270So, you have cum into your sister's shampoo at least twice, and you have also allowed the semen to stay inside it at least once. Moreover, I also imagine it would be rather difficult to pour the semen out of the narrow neck of the bottle, considering that the fluid dynamics of semen as well as the angle of your ejaculation would not allow for the semen to simply be scooped out without some sort of tool. So, there are three possibilities:>A. The defendant is lying about pouring the semen out>B. The defendant simply emptied half the shampoo bottle, to guarantee that the semen left with it. This is unlikely as he would not want his sister to question why there was so little shampoo left>C. The defendant attempted albeit unsuccessfully to remove his semen from the bottle
>>557730095pics or it didn't happen
>>557730134It's B, I poured out a not insignificant amount of the bottle. It's a large opaque bottle from Costco, so there's no way for her to have known that so much went missing without opening it and checking (which she would have no reason to do). >what about the weightIt's a bottle with a pump, there's no reason to pick it upYou're right that she might have noticed that it ran out faster than she expected, howeverA) I know my sister and she isn't very perceptiveB) Risk is an inherent part of choosing. Dumping a lot of shampoo was better than possibly being discoveredOf course, all the risk is why I stopped. It wasn't worth itI also didn't get that much in to begin with because aiming while cumming is hard
>>557730670The correct solution was D: JUST SHAKE THE BOTTLE. Yes, literally disseminate your semen into the shampoo. It's fucking shampoo. A particularly large ejaculation would be, what, 1.3% the volume of a shampoo bottle? More importantly, shampoo is designed to come into contact with the nasty stuff in your hair and remove it anyway, so it makes no difference whether nasty stuff has already been dissolved into the solution.
>>557730670>aiming while cumming is hardJust stick your urethra against the bottle as you're about to cum and then tickle your frenulum
>>557711519>I deduce this will be your hat design, Anon!
>>557731251>D: JUST SHAKE THE BOTTLEI did that. But I got too paranoid about somehow being found out. It just wasn't worth it, anon>>557732156Damn, you're a real pro
>>557709694
>>557732672Oh boy here I go killing again!
>>557732612You shook the bottle and tried to remove the semen anyway? Anon, you're just giving her less shampoo without lowering the semen ratio. Please be more mindful with your home economics as this is extremely wasteful.
>>557711519PICK ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>557711519>But wah abour me, Juria? Oh, you are lacist?
>>557732784>You shook the bottle and tried to remove the semen anyway?Well, the first time I didn't shake and just dumped it out. The second time I shook and then got paranoid so bought a totally new bottle then poured out roughly the amount that was in the old one>this is extremely wastefulI ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I STOPPED
>>557733447Back in December I'm pretty sure you said you don't live with your sister, and were only visiting for the holidays
>>557733447>bought a totally new bottle then poured out roughly the amount that was in the old oneTHAT IS SO WASTEFUL. Didn't you think that you should've come up with something more efficient after the first time you splooged into her shampoo? Well, you did, but then you threw it out anyway and wasted money on a new bottle, ie you deliberately chose an EVEN MORE WASTEFUL approach after deciding on an efficient method. Anon, I'm not even saying that you should masturbate into your sister's shampoo, but you have not made it a worthwhile experience.
All this work to jizz in shampoo of all things? It goes on the scalp, that's not even erotic.
>>557733906NTA, but I would do the same. The thought that my sister would wash her hair and face with part of my semen is weird.
>one anon has poor communication with his sister and constantly argues with her about household chores>one anon is too scared to accept his sister's friend request on social media>one anon has been too much of a control freak and a bad friend to his sister the point of her not wanting to talk to him for a week (at least they made up now)>one anon's obsession with his sister manifests in unhealthy ways where he has REPEATEDLY jerked off into her shampooThe absolute fucking state of /calg/. Not to say there aren't some shitty sisters out there, but, oh boy, brothers really aren't sending their best here.
>>557734431The problem is that Anon didn't stop ejaculating into his sister's shampoo because of a moral epiphany but because he wasted money on trying to cover it up. If Anon understood chemistry then he'd still be doing it.
>>557733790Yeah I haven't done it in weeks. >>557733906Anon, I am not going to risk being discovered. Any contaminated bottles MUST be removed>>557734365That's another thing. She didn't have any skin care products that were the right color to cum in. This was too much hassle for shampoo
>>557735018>the right color to cum inOh boohoo 5 millilitres get dissolved and the solution ends up with a completely unchanged colour
>>557722661Same.I woke up at 11:30 cuz I'm a Þiupilled NEET.
>>557734880You think people become drawn to incestuous media because they have good relationships with their siblings?I cut my sister out of my life completely and have vowed to never be in the same room as her ever again.
Might I also mention that attempting to pour the cum out of the bottle wouldn't be likely to remove much cum. If your cum is more dense than the shampoo and sinks, then it's not coming out without a lot of pouring. If it's less dense and floats atop the shampoo, it would just remain there as you tilt the bottle and the level always stays upright, so only a very meticulous pour would manage to get a measurable amount out.
>>557735330Anon evidently could not into fluid dynamics
/calg/ - Homosexual general
>>557734880A) Most of us (dear God, I hope it's most of us) on 4chan are unwell to begin withB) People tell normal sister stories all the time, they just don't get remembered because they're pretty mundane>>557735196Risk/reward, anon. I'm not risking being caught>>557735330This isn't a ball bearing in water, it's not going to sink like a rock. And if it floats on top (which it usually did) the flow of the shampoo will carry it out. Just test it yourself
>>557735257I'm really sorry you got dealt a terrible sister anon. Frankly, you probably did the right thing.But we are talking about anons with normal sisters, who are at worst indifferent and at best even bring them donuts. All these anons need to do is just not act like retards
>>557736239>Risk/rewardAnon it's 5ml. You can literally just shake the bottle. Like James Bond
>>557736239>(which it usually did)Dear god, how many times did you do it?
>>557652282shove it
>>557735438Be kind with him, multiphase flow is practically magic
>>557734880>discrediting the two anons dating their sisters
>>557737207>two
>>557736239>Most of us (dear God, I hope it's most of us) on 4chan are unwell to begin withNuh-uh. Socially inept and introverted maybe, but mentally unwell? Sounds like projection, anon. Most people, even on 4chan, don't jerk off into someone's shampoo. And not because it's wasteful or risky, but because they know it's fucking wrong.
>>557737352Why is it wrong if it incurs no suffering nor inconvenience?
Andrewmaxxer who started smoking, if you are still here, do you paint your nails? How girly are you?
>>557737528It’s wrong because you’re being creepy toward your sister.
>one anon has been too much of a control freak and a bad friend to his sister the point of her not wanting to talk to him for a week (at least they made up now)Maybe I SHOULD be a control freak seeing as being a control freak last year is the only reason she took her serious medical emergency seriously and visited a doctor.
>>557739264You knocked your sister up and made her have an abortion?
>>557739264>>557734880I meant to reply, I meant to reply I meant to reply!
>>557737528>sufferingYou are indirectly putting your semen on your sister's hair and making it sticky. She can realize what's happening and things can escalate. It can also smell in the bottle, which would also have the same result. Not to mention you are literally discomforting your sister for no otger reason than to just satisfy yourself for a short moment.>inconvenienceTo prevent aforementioned suffering, you need to get the semen out of the bottle or tgrow it away and get a new one. Both monetary and physical inconvenience.
>>557738945you can't be creepy towards your sister
>>557739573>making it stickyShampoo is a detergent.>It can also smell in the bottleShampoo is a detergent.Shampoo coming into contact with semen is no different from coming into contact with the grease and oils on your hair it is supposed to come into contact with.
>>557739592Yes, you can, and she will always see you as a creepy freak cumming into her shampoo if she ever discovers it.
>>557739735You know what anon - fine. Now go ejaculate inside your own shampoo bottle, shake it, and continue using it like that.
>>557739264Okay I can't blame you for that one, but that doesn't change the general picture! Have you decided where you are going to go when you meet up by the way?
>>557740702>Have you decided where you are going to go when you meet up by the way?No, but my preference is to get drunk.
>>557740507I have no use case for masturbating into my own shampoo; masturbating into one's sister's shampoo however is gratifying.
>>557741018This can go either very wrong or very right. Good luck anon.
>>557741597>masturbating into one's sister's shampoo however is gratifyingI really hope she finds out and you get disowned one day.
I feel like I should say the guy Stirnerposting isn't me, the shampoo-cummer guy. I know it's wrong
>>557741673>This can go either very wrong or very rightHow so?
>>557742181Why did you do it if you know it's wrong? I don't get what kind of satisfaction someone could get from doing that.
>>557742463>Why did you do it if you know it's wrong?I'm a slave to lust
>>557742463Why do people buy their loved ones gifts for Christmas?
>>557742761>I'm a slave to lustEvidently, yes you are. But why the fuck would you want to jerk it into her shampoo in the first place?>>557742780Social convention
>>557736164always has been
>>557742878>Social conventionNo, it's because it feels good to influence someone else's life even in a small and potentially insignificant way.
>>557742927We're all fujoshi here
>>557742761I forget when Andrew says this
>>557742927After seeing the discussion on semen and its relation to water and other fluids, I’m now truly convinced it is.
>>557739264what was her medical emergency?
>>557743408How is it gay to know that semen exists? Every man who has ever ejaculated has some conception of semen and its molecular relevance.
>>557743037By ejaculating in their shampoo?
>>557742878>But why the fuck would you want to jerk it into her shampoo in the first place?I dunno, it just feels perverse and wrong. I guess the idea that she's rubbing my cum on herself without knowing is hot. >>557743298IIRC it's in SNS when he starts drinking and thinking about how he's going to have to live like that for decades. Or it's during the year long fight with Ashley when he's lamenting his inability to live without her
>>557743518I don't need to know how semen is more or less dense than shampoo.
>>557742247Just ask Drunkanon.
>>557717463her only crime was being a cutie patootie (true!)
>>557743442The sketchy foreign boomshine at her work party sent most of her coworkers to the ER and she herself was experiencing constant vomiting and diarrhea, yet kept insisting that she's fine and could power through this. After I bullied her into seeing a doctor it was discovered she got worms and had to get put on dewormers. This of course means I am right about everything and should be the arbiter of all her decisions going forward as her loyal and wise brother
>>557744731HELL yeah
>>557745102Tcoaal if it took place in Alabama
>>557745102How the hell is Andrew supposed to lift her up on their wedding night if she is a land whale?
>>557745102thiccley lovethiccley life
>>557745467Fake Ashley lover
>>557745467Andrew could simply stop being a dyel BITCH
Fatshley will never beat Tomoko
>>557744832>foreign boomshineIs boomshine different from moonshine? Because I'm near certain that "foreign moonshine" isn't a thing. I thought moonshine was exclusively made by Appalachians
Cute AnAshuhttps://x.com/i/status/2023777459947319560
>>557733136Why is she Hungarian?
>>557744731I want to lay my head on Ashley's soft stomach and fall asleep.
>>557749319Finland cannot into space
>>557750040They have more important work to do here on Earth: creating fucked up video games.
>>557750040>space travelGay, lame, pointless>>557750310>weird video gamesAwesome, cool, actually importantFinland has their priorities right
>>557749319That's the flag of the Delphic Republic.
>>557750435I mean, what's even the point of building a moon base or Mars colony when some jew is eventually going to decide there are too few niggers or indians there and fuck the whole thing up?
>sister goes to shower while I'm shaving in bathroom>all other times I ignore such nudity but this time I said "why are you naked next to me like an attentionwhore?">she said "who cares? when mom was showering or undressing near you you didn't say shit">continues showeringeven ashley isn't that weird
>>557750893interplanetary chimpouts
>>557750931>"who cares? when mom was showering or undressing near you you didn't say shit"Well, why didn't you say shit then??
>>557750931I hate being naked around other people, but I see your sister's point. Why make a stink about it now? She's comfortable enough to be stark naked around you. I'd take that as a compliment.
>>557746465Tomoki would never let her get this fat.
>>557751192mom would just say "leave if you don't like it" and since I don't care there's no point>>557751378I was just ragebaiting and testing if she has self awareness
>>557750931describe her body
>>557750931She's right, being naked around family isn't weird. I'm not even saying that as a joke. I'll sometimes see my dad/mom/sister going to and from the bathroom partially/fully nude, and they'll sometimes see me. Every time, it's just a "whoops, sorry" then we move onAfter all, am I supposed to freak out that my family exists in the nude form?
>>557750931It's... unusual that everyone in your family is okay with casual nudity around each other. I'm not saying it's bad, but I think most people would find it weird
>>557752569Yeah, >>557752531 isn't wrong about it not being a big deal but the fact it regularly comes up is pretty unusual. In the 22 years I lived with our parents saw my sister topless once, from behind, and my parents and brother not at all.
>>557753507Leyley being socially awkward is funny, but makes me weirdly sad. It's just depressing to think about her being unhappy
>>557753218Agreed. Nudity isn't a big deal, but first-world cultures generally don't treat nudity so casually they'll just walk in front of their family naked. Generally.
>>557757756Not just walk in front of them, but actually use the shower while someone else is in the bathroom already.
>>557758496I mean, hopping in the shower while he's shaving isn't crazy if it's a single bathroom house, especially if you're pressed for time.
>>557757756>but first-world cultures generally don't treat nudity so casually they'll just walk in front of their family naked. Generally.First world cultures do a lot of dumb stuff
>>557755683Post Happy Leyleys to cheer Anon up
>>557758618Even in a single bathroom house it is very unusual. Just the other day my sister was brushing her teeth and I had to pee real bad. Told her to be quick, she told me that I could just pee and she wouldn't look. And the moment I actually put my hand on my pants she screamed, immediately finished brushing and got out.
>>557759160The happiest a Ley can be
>>557759316Actually a cute sister story
>>557759316Sisters? CUTE.
>>557759316yea that happens when your sister knows you're a pervert. when your sister doesn't think you're a pervert she won't care even if you see her naked
>>557734880Maybe I'm not doing that bad with my sister!
>>557759160
>>557759316Lol, your sister is dumb. My sister is kinda the opposite. She's constantly leaving stuff in the bathroom, so sometimes I'll be using it and she'll knock asking if I can give her her phone. I'll unlock the door and tell her that I'm shitting so she can wait for me to be done or come in and take it and she always comes into the bathroom. Yet, when I walk from my bedroom to the bathroom in my underwear to shower, she'll tell me to put clothes onI don't really get her
>>557759160A happy Leyley is a healthy Leyley
>>557759909Nigga she literally sat across me with nothing but a bathrobe on, multiple times. I don't think there's an issue here.>>557759735And because of that, it won't be remembered in the annals of /calg/
Thanks for the Happyley's. You know, sometimes I get so caught up in these threads and pulling myself off to her that I lose sight of how much her happiness means to me. I haven't given the game a proper playthrough in a while. I keep meaning to, but I want to make a day out of it and the conditions never line up rightBut I really love Ashley and Andrew and despite how awful they can be, I really am rooting for their happiness
>>557759932This artist made their apartment way too spacious, it should practically be a commieblock, not a sitcom filming set
>>557760104When she comes in, it's her choice. When you are walking with just your underwear, it's not her choice. Simple as
>>557760451>niggaFuck off zoomie
>>557760523Same, anon. I've been meaning to re-play the game but it feels like such a big commitment. It took me pretty much two entire days to explore all of Episode 3A. Besides I'm kind of reluctant to touch it again because Episode 3A sees them go through so much misery, especially Shots and Such. I don't really want to go through that again.
>>557760526That actually looks about right. The two of them can lay side by side on that rug as adults so it's not small, the space between the couch and the counter is about half again as big as the couch (count the boards,) Doug and his toaster take up about half of the kitchen counter, and the overhead cupboard has the right number of compartments. Renee's table is a bit too big and we should be able to see the chest freezer and maybe the exterior door though.
Did Ashley really just kill Nina just because she felt like she had no chance against her? lmfao
>>557760451>And because of that, it won't be remembered in the annals of /calg/Now it is preserved
mmmmmm fat girls
>>557762509She is holding her hands up as if using dental floss
>>557763018She was yawning and stretching before being ambushed with the waist grab.
>>557761808This won't be remembered, either.
>>557764358I am getting your post tattooed on my arm and added to the collection at the Library of Congress. Happy?
>>557764770Yeah!
>>557764358>>557764916Please don't act like you are me>>557764770It's enough man. I'm happy
>>557765486More than enough*Anyways I'm going to sleep now. Good night /calg/
>>557765728Good night, anon. I am going to make you dream about Julia
>>557766071Why are you torturing him with nightmares?
>>557765728Good night anon. Hope you have floozy-free dreams.
>>557766307The nightmare is waking up floozy-free
>>557766430The real nightmare is waking up sister-free and having to consort with floozies.
>>557766747Truth nuke
>>557766747That's just reality...
>>557767286Not for Þiu, he can't even consort with floozies lmao
>>557767812Give him a chance, he is learning to not be a complete loser
>>557768337I'm going to have sex with her in front of Thiu and he's just going to awkwardly think about how he'd rather be doing the dishes.
>>557768432>t.
>>557768135That bear has ill intent.
Sweet dreams are made of husssiiesssWho am I to disagreeI travel the world and the seven seasEverybody's looking for somefling.
>>557771352>Some of them want to use you>Some of them want to get used by you>Some of them want to abuse you>Some of them want to be abusedChecks out!
>>557768432Diu hates doing the dishes though
Thiu is lucky that his country views life as an inherent right
>>557771257Honey, it's an ursine of bad things to come, appawling things, really. Grizzly thoughts hibernate in the caverns of his mind, unbearable things, really.
>>557771921>offers you "Assisted Suicide" because you're sad
Hussisters
>>557772005I beelieve you. It may be polarizing, but I care; bear in mind, that teddy is pandaring to Ashley with its seemingly cubbly appearance, but it's an obvious, bare trap.
>>557772408The best!
Did you know there is a HUSSY programming language
Since all blue eyed people have a common ancestor, is it incest if my sister and I have sex?
>>557777501If you changed sister to brother I can actually picture Ashley saying this.
>>557777894>If you changed sister to brother FTMley...
>>557777894But... my eyes are pink.
>>557778491While Andrews are green...What if Ashley is some weird albino with black hair?
>>557778925Melanistic hair and albino eyes... she's such a genetic anomaly that it attracted demonic attention. Deepest lore.
>>557771589I'd love to do the Dishes for Þiu
>>557779413I would do Diu's dishes for up to half an hour
>>557780204Don't break Þiú, he's not experienced enough for a marathon like that!
>>557780340ASHLEY WATCH OUT THAT'S AN IMP
>>557780163Ashley is a true genius, she knows the power of canned tomato sauce.
FInally was able to get 4chanX working consistently (dont use extention, btw. For those who struggle with captchas going to shit). I can now dive deep into my rarer art archive consistently.
>>557771921This means Þiu doesn't live in coffin land
>>557780670>I can now dive deep into my rarer art archive consistently.That's nice, however don't do a gajillion image dump train since people generally like using reaction images.
>>557780670Yeah you use a scriptmonkey addon and run it through that.
>>557780996I have a few of those too.
>>557781036Basically what I did. I fucked up by not saving my filters however. I was able to save a few, but now I gotta wait for the retards to come out of the woodwork to filter again (Hopefully they just dont show up at all)
>>557759316That's SO fucking cute
>>557744731
>>557744731they should lose weight
>>557784098Absolutely not.
>>557784098
>>557744731>that'>"chubby"Absolutely american posts. Those are at least obese if not on the cusp of morbid obesity and the fartist even went and gave them fat-fuck stretch marks.
>>557776981I did know about Julia. I played around with it when it first came out. I can see myself using it for a project some day.
>>557784801Absolutely american general
>>557744731If the tits were just a little bigger this would be the ideal female form. I fucking love fat bitches.
>>557777501>>557777894
/calg/ made me a chubbychaser but I don't mind
>>557776981I wonder if it's a coincidence, because Lua is also a programming language.
>>557787135I wonder if it's more than a coincidence, I meant.
>>557787135Lua is straightforward and useful, unlike Lua.
>>557744731I wanna motorboat their bellies
I want Renee to mommydom me!
>>557790523Renee is a dom, but she is nowhere near a mommydom. Having even the slightest patience for motherhood is just not in her nature.
Renee but she never lost the baby weight
The true theme of Coffin is that making contraceptives expensive leads to tragedy
>>557791169I just want her to call me mommy while she calls me a naughty boy.
>>557787909cute as fuck
My wife Noelle is very cute!
>>557787909Their demonic forms are so darn cute. It would be almost impossible to say no if they asked you to sacrifice one teensy, little human soul.
>>557793657
>>557794226I see something too, Ivy. I see a Piss Pervert.
>>557795339Does Ivy's piss taste like mint or lime?
>>557795339
>>557795597Browndrew looks like Ramona's first evil ex and Brownley looks cute
>>557795597What colour is brownley's pussy?
>>557798307teal
Got some stuff done thanks to the Nina pics a while back. The bust with the uncensored eyes was super helpful.
The hag's got a pretty detailed bust for a one-off character. Think she'll be back? Also, the only character other than Grandpa that has blue eyes?
>>557803532No amount of detail is too much to enunciate Nemlei's hatred of older females
>>557803532I'm guessing there will be more flashbacks that involve her.
>>557801953>>557692507My first waifu as a little shit was Black Cat and my second was Roodaka. I was destined to love Ashley.
>>557807441>my first waifu was a bionicleOh man that was the most autistic thing I've heard in a while.
>>557807857My second was a Bionicle! My first was Black Cat from Spiderman '94.
https://x.com/i/status/2023853303411753343
>>557810076Soberdrew would never
>>557810076>Andrew is a quickshotOhnononono... OHNONONONO hahaha
>>557810698You try not to be too happy when your greatest fantasy finally comes true.
>>557810698Only for the real Ashley. His imagination had to work overtime with Julia to even finish.
>>557810773Fantasy Finally VII is one of my top 5 games of all time
>>557810796>>557810773>Andrew was never the sex guru he thought he was and just took him a lot of time to cum because he wasn't into Julia>He never lasts whenever he fucks AshleyIt would be hilarious
>>557810946Reddit told me women like quickshots anyway
>>557811098Redditors are insufferable faggots who can't please women so they've simply learnt that women prefer it when they get it over and done with already.
>>557810946I'm pretty sure his claim of being good at sex was just a baseless thing to begin with. He's been with 1 (one) girl he didn't even like and imagined was someone else.I suspect he doesn't even actually believe that himself though. He only made that claim in SNS because he was very stressed out and trying to make the situation better by saying something absolutely retarded and insensitive in the moment. Or more importantly to make Ashley feel like shit because he's implying that he is exactly the type of person she didn't want him to be, rubbing in that he not only slept with someone else but did so a lot, and that he sees her as "just another feather in his cap" that needs to keep putting out to keep him around.
>>557810076I'd like to frame this as a compliment; he's so excited by Ashley that he cums almost immediately. Romantic!>>557810908kek
>>557810076>needing to put it in to comeDoes he even like her?
>>557811674>spoilerThat was the effect but I'm pretty sure it was unintentional. I think it was part insecurity and part to convince Ashley to at least try no to hate it.
https://x.com/i/status/2024042598302908609
>>557813247Adorable
>>557811217If it's average the sex is whatever, if it's too thick she'll probably want to get it over with because it's painful, if it's too thin it's like a finger. Basically it takes an eternity to find a man you're sexually compatible with.
>>557662026one time I came home from a party smelling like cigarette smoke because the friend I rode with was a chainsmoker and my sister told me she wasn’t going to let me hug her until I showered.
>>557813930I like my sister's cigarette smell...
>>557811098I wouldn't go that far, but it's one of those situations where it's clearly better to finish fast than not finish at all. Try to think of it from your perspective: you're having sex with a girl you're really into and no matter what you do she can't orgasm, even as a man that's going to make you feel pretty insecure, never mind women who create entire canon universes out of minor events. Now think of the opposite, you're going at a girl you're really into, she gets way too excited and then orgasms really quickly; we'll pretend for a moment that women have refractory periods the same way men do for the sake of argument, but basically long story short is she finishes and the waterworks are now shut off for the next thirty minutes and she has to finish you by alternate means. If the first scenario happens you feel insecure and think it's your fault your partner can't orgasm, whereas the latter might be a bit unsatisfying for you specifically, but the other party was—from your perspective—so into you and what you were doing they literally couldn't contain themselves. Sure, if it KEPT happening it'd be a bit annoying because it's supposed to be mutually pleasurable, but gun to their head any guy would pick the latter, and I'm certain it's the same for a lot of women. Happens to the best of us; and also to me on rare occasions because I'm horny 24/7/365.
All of this is solved by eating pussy
>>557814431No thanks, I'd rather avoid throat cancer.
>>557814560That's from eating out too many different pussies. This is solved by remaining monogamous with your sister.
>>557814601But what if my sister is a hussy?
>>557814656Should've been a better brother.
>>557814601If your sister has HPV it's already over.
>>557814670It's over for me...
>>557814729It's not over, you can course-correct. To a certain point, anyway.
>>557814560If pussy is a carcinogen then you shouldn't stick your dick in it either
>>557814812You can shove a ciggarete up your peehole without getting lung cancer.
>>557814772She's a hussy and miserable (suicide baiting), while I'm single and miserable (not suicide baiting). The only thing that will snap her out of it is a failed suicide attempt, if I'm not mistaken women fail to kill themselves like 80% of the time and then find Jesus or whatever so I'm not that worried.
>>557815289Hey uh, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say anything over 0% is unacceptably high risk. Have you tried just having an honest conversation with her?
>>557815289I'm going to go on a limb here and say that you should kiss your sister
>>557810076I kind of find it weird how a lot of authors and artists depict Ashley as some sort of mental child. Yeah, she's a little immature, but to say she's this infantile just feels out of character.
>>557815691Ashley is literally mentally retarded dude.
>>557815389I told her that she would hurt mom if she did something stupid and that I'd miss her. I'm not a therapist though.
>>557815778Anon if your sister is a suicidal whore you are meant to hug her until she starts crying and offers to blow you
>>557815749Don't know if you're trolling or not, but If not my rebuttal to this premise: Really? She knew immediately as a teenager Andrew had a wet dream about her and fantasized about sleeping with her, but she doesn't conceptualize Andrew being a quick squirter? How I suspect this would really go down>Andrew nuts in 3 milliseconds >Ashley dies laughing>You like me that much, huh?>...s- Shut up!>and then after he gets some energy in him they go for round two
>>557815946>Andrew being a quick squirterhttps://files.catbox.moe/8la03d.png
>>557815778I don't know the myriad of personal issues she has, if any, but telling her not to kill herself because you'd feel bad is all fine and dandy, but it's also just sort of sidestepping her problems. She might not even need full-blown therapy, in my experience it wasn't even helpful for my particular slew of issues, she might just need a shoulder to cry on and someone she feels like she can ACTUALLY vent her problems to and won't just dismiss it with "yeah well, just don't kill yourself."
>>557816095>>557815778ANON JUST HUG YOUR SISTER
>>557816020
>>557651120I'm leaving Australia soon, yet during the whole time I was stuck in Down Under we legit had nothing. I really wish we can hear something from Nems in March
>>557816410>I'm leaving Australia soonHURRY UP YOU CUNT WE'RE FUCKING FULL!
>>557816721Oh piss off. I was just visiting here for a while in the first place and this is how aussies treat their guests?
>>557816895Yes, you're a guest after all. If you wanted the red carpet you should have stayed there illegally and collected government welfare.
>>557816721Isn't there like 3 cities where everyone lives in, and nothing but desert? Being a desert muttmerican myself, Kangaroo land sounds like paradise. If only I were allowed to bring my guns
>>557816967We've got more green than any European country sans maybe Russia yet we've got half the population living in a handful of coastal cities thousands of kilometres apart. A long time ago we had the White Australia Policy whereby we refused non-white immigrants and even asked immigrants into the 1950's to sign forms declaring that they are of Aryan descent roflmao. And in order to make voters invested in keeping the White Australia Policy, our urban planning was intentionally designed in such a way that housing a population larger than 15 million would be impractical. Well, voters elected politicians who took down the WAP decades ago, yet the nation-building policy didn't change, so now we've got nearly 30 million people spread across the same disparate cities that were already designed to be congested at 15 million. Banks also don't lend their support to regional development since they want to keep raising demand for the lucrative coastal mortgages, so we ain't getting new inland cities any time soon.
>>557818010Very informative. I had a friend who went out to Perth to do missionary work about a decade and a half ago. I hear culturally Aussies aren't to dissimilar to Americans. Must be the Anglosphere alliance. Would like to go camping out in the Outback someday. Americans sort of have whatever the Australian equivalent is to being an anglophile is, but for Australia.
>>557816410Is it the first time you go to aus?
>>557818576Thank you America-san, you are my best friend.
>>557818859I'll tell you what it'll be the fuckin last time
>>557813647>Basically it takes an eternity to find a man you're sexually compatible with.Hypothetically would her brother be more likely to have a compatible sized cock than the average population?
Demons, demons! You can suck the soul out of me!.....Through my dick, that’s it!
>>557818010You guys are ruled over by a literal private company the votes do nothing
the best description ive ever heard for Australians is that they're basically British Texans
>>557821383Texans ARE British Texans. Maybe not the Hispanic ones, but the white ones are.
>>557821408Texans aren't British anything!!
>>557821673>says this in English
>>557821794I said it in American.
>>557821673There's a shitload of British influence in Houston of all places. Hell, my Uber driver was from the UK. Oddest combination of accents I've ever heard.
>>557816095I have my own problems to deal with and no friends to trauma dump to. My sister has a large circle of friends, HR coworkers and a new boyfriend every couple of months. She'll be fine. As ugly as this makes me I hate how much support she has, it's infuriating when a normie like her jokes about taking a bath with a toaster because boohoo some asshole she met last December doesn't take their relationSHIT seriously.
>>557821982>a new boyfriend every couple of months. She'll be fineThat is NOT fine. Why are you allowing your sister to be the town bike?
What accents do the Graves siblings have? In my mind they sound American, but only because I'm an American.
Hugging your sister is fine, kissing your sister on the cheek is fine, and even pecking her on the lips can be excused by many. But penetrating her is where normies draw the line? Absurd.
>>557821982>malding about his suicidal sisterSo this is a truecel...
>>557822391Porn taught me to get horny over American accents, thus everything that makes me horny is read in an American accent. Coffin makes me horny, so the Graves have American accents.
>>557821408Which british subculture? The celtic groups are more identifiable and groups like the cornish or welsh basically showed up anywhere with mines. The scots and irish showed up toting guns angry at the english, the wildwest used to be super celtic.Even within England there were any number of different groups.
>>557822017NTA, but what do you want him to do?Do you want him to say to his sister:“Hey, sis! Stop dating other guys because I’m jealous!”Good luck with that.If anon has an older sister, then it’s actually over, and I mean over, over.All older sisters are natural whores, I’m speaking from experience.
>>557822706>NTA, but what do you want him to do?Hug his sister! Be her friend!
>>557822706>I’m speaking from experience.Did you fucked your sister?
>>557823031No, what I meant is that my sister was in so many relationships I can’t even count them. But she found someone three or four years ago and got married.
>>557822802Hugs aren't really a thing in our family, it would be so out of character that she'd ask if there's something wrong with me. kek
>>557824038>she'd ask if there's something wrong with meYES, THERE IS, AND IT'S THE FACT SHE'S SUICIDAL. The fact you guys don't do hugs is ALL THE MORE REASON to hug her now!
>>557824084I appreciate what you're doing Ashleyanon but this isn't a shonen rescue arc, I can't punch someone in the face to fix my sister.
>>557824038You can change things, you know. I read something written on the internet from a guy with siblings whose family was never affectionate. Once, at the end of a call he told his sister "I love you", and she almost started bawling while struggling to reply. Eventually, the siblings started loving this gesture and saying it to each other. The parents never did.You can break the cycle.
>>557824982>I can't punch someone in the face to fix my sisterHUUUUUUUUG HEEEEEEEEER
>>557824038damn, you are one seriously autistic bastardhugs are primal acts of human affection, something we've been doing since we crawled out of the fucking primordial swamp. stop acting like its equivalent to asking her if she wants her asshole eaten.
>>557825786How would I go about asking my sister if she wants me to give her head?
>>557825846worry about that laterfor now just focus on the hug
>>557825846>I don't want to get ahead of myself... so can I give some head to you, instead?
>>557824987This one got me. Siblinghood is such a beautiful thing, don't waste it, Anons.
>>557818859Yeah. It was pretty neat experience>>557820869Whatever. I happened to read a book named My Brilliant Career after I asked a librarian for a recommendation of Aussie classic novels. But frankly it was fucking terrible. Any other Aussie literature you can recommend? (If you are a real, cultured Aussie that is?)
>>557827241>Any other Aussie literature you can recommend?To The Last Ridge is perhaps the greatest war memoir ever written. I recommend it to people of all nations.
>>557824038As another anon whose family doesn't have much physical contact, I get you anon. But when I asked my sister for a hug, she really didn't dig it but she eventually gave me a hug when we departed in the end. I say you don't have much to lose if you go for it
I don't know how affection between siblings became so scarce for so many people. The boomer siblings in my family hug and kiss each other, but the next generation don't even hug.One of my sisters gave signs she wanted physical affection. We awkwardly hugged once after a visit and the next time I spoke to my mum she mentioned that my sister called her to tell her about it.Another time at least a year later we were in disagreement over her claim that she had cooked for me and her response was that she remembers it clearly "because it was the night you hugged me".If I was less of a cold sperg I would have hugged her again. But we were both awkward and insecure and unused to familial affection.We're estranged and far away now, but maybe some of you anons can learn from these mistakes and work on having the sibling affection some of you crave.Despite her claim she was wrong about the cooking. We went to a Chinese restaurant that night.
>>557827505Thanks anon. Will look into it. Although I have to finish Forbidden first. But It has been hard to continue reading it because even though the book itself was neat enough but the shitty situation siblings were in was quite tiresome and it tired me as well
>>557827563>I asked my sister for a hugyou're trying to be as awkward as possible
>>557829772sisters don't want to interact with losers even if it's their brother
>>557828862>I don't know how affection between siblings became so scarce for so many people.I think it's a problem of sample size. I'm Hispanic and my entire extended family does the whole "hug and cheek kiss" whenever you're greeting a woman, but I'm still kinda uncomfortable with physical contact. I'm pretty sure I'm genuinely autistic though. So it could be that most siblings HERE are uneasy with physical contact
>>557830048You're right. Thanks anon. Your words have cleared my mind. I don't know why fucking fooled myself into caring when it was not called for and she never asked of such things for me. I'll just forget the times we had and let her go, like all siblings do. I don't need her. And she doesn't need me.
>>557830459>I'm Hispanic
>>557833059I thought I had Maracasley, but I don't
Man this whole email thing was a huge missed opportunity to bring back pedobear*ahem*Uhh....incest. What do we think about it?
>>557833736here u go, anon
>>557837923Ay carumba!
I want to smell her
Sisters take it up the ass
>>557840987Good, because there's no chance of pregnancy this way
Burial ending leaked.
>>557825786>hugs are primal acts of human affectionI think you're a fucking retard. They're cultural, also we didn't even used to kiss on the lips at weddings until Rome 2500 years ago. Kissing as a concept might've not existed 3000 years ago, I mean when you think about it it's really gross.
>>557825786Let her go bro sisters are all sluts they don't deserve any love
I need to actually take the time to go through my collection. Decided to do my regular art archiving, took about an hour. Folder is close to 7k items.
>>557793657Your wife is a necrophile
>>557802705Excuse me, they are too young to drive
>>557846435Laaaaaame.
>>557831301I hope you are not being serious, that anon was clearly baiting you
Dishes-kun, have you come to terms with the fact that your sister is your wife?
>>557831301Anon in the off chance you are serious, please don't do this.
>>557841770Impregnating your sister is eugenic.
I want to suck Renee tits.
>>557850745We know Andrew.
>>557850823Andrew is a mommy’s boy. I’m sure he would like to suck her massive tits.
>>557850823>>557851225brown
>>557848869I've not posted anything because nothing really has happened. I took /calg/'s advice and just let my mom handle everything, and it's worked pretty well. My mom makes her clean and she generally does it okayish. I'm just waiting for her to stop fighting it every time so that I can correct her mistakes. The way she loads the dishwasher pains me. We get along well enough though. I'm actually a GREAT brother, despite what anons say about me. My sister and I bantered a bit last night because I keep eating her yogurts. It's kinda weird bantering with her though, since I'm used to her hating me. She'll call me dumb and fat and I'll wait for her to really take off and start insulting me, but then she just smiles a bit and waits for me to respond. Obviously, I'm not saying I prefer when she was a huge bitch, but it's also kind of a reminder that I'm a weirdo.
>>557849874Uh... what? Did you post in the wrong thread?
>>557852939>She'll call me dumb and fatAre you?
>>557822706Yes, older sisters are whores.Yes, it's over.No, I will not stop fighting. Even if it's pointless, even if there's no hope of success, you fight to prove that you can. I don't know if there is a God, or if any of this will mean anything when it's over, but while I am still around, I have a mission yet. For as long as I'm breathing, I have a biological directive to simp for my sister. It beats you down. It humiliates you and shows no mercy. It will remind you over and over that this is all fruitless. But are you going to let the universe decide that this is all necessarily true? Are you going to let some spook as a "fact", or "theory", or other such truisms tell you that your birthright is not up to you? You decide that, for yourself, knowing full well you will most likely fail to demonstrate this. Older sisters need COCK
>>557852939>I'm actually a GREAT brother, despite what anons say about me.You can be when you want to!>My sister and I bantered a bit last night because I keep eating her yogurts. It's kinda weird bantering with her though, since I'm used to her hating me. She'll call me dumb and fat and I'll wait for her to really take off and start insulting me, but then she just smiles a bit and waits for me to respond.Now that's actual cute sibling behavior. Did you hug it out afterwards? Is hugging normal in your household?
>>557853629Yeah... though I did once call myself fat and she said I wasn't. She referred to me as some term that I can't remember but wish I could>>557854106>You can be when you want to!I am ALWAYS this awesome, she just doesn't always accept it>Did you hug it out afterwards?No, but that's because I'm not really a hugger. Also it was just bantz, do people normally hug after bants?
>no I won't help my sister, actually I hate her because she's surrounded by people who barely give a shit about her and it's instilling her with a hollow feeling that causes her to "joke" about suicide because nobody, including her own brother, gives a shit about her. Also, no, I won't hug her and I *will* invent a reason for why hugging isn't natural so that I can feel good about it.It would seem the large majority of the time, God gives his neediest sisters to his shittiest brothers.
>>557856273nemkami granted andrew ashley
>>557857570Point: proven
>>557803076It's missing the main Andrew: Coping Andrew, the absolute moron who drags all the others down.
>>557854851>Also it was just bantz, do people normally hug after bants?No, that would be really weird.
>>557854851>I am ALWAYS this awesome, she just doesn't always accept itWe have written evidence of how not awesome you can be!>No, but that's because I'm not really a hugger. Also it was just bantz, do people normally hug after bants?Maybe not after bantz specifically. But in general hugging the people you care about feels nice and it's weird that so many people find it weird. Perhaps you're only saying you're not a hugger because you're just not used to it, you should try it more often.
>>557861046>hugging the people you care about feels niceonly if they're sexy
>>557861446Not true, hugging and closeness are important and feels nice when you hug someone you're friendly with.
>>557861446Is that why I can't get anyone to hug me often or for longer than a few seconds?
>>557862062I'd hug you, anon
>>557862741
>>557862741You want to mol- hug Leyley, not me. I get it, I understand...
>>557862856Fine! I won't if you don't want to! I was just trying to be nice, no need to make it weird!
>>557848809>>557850367I know he was trying to be mean but it is true I'm the problem here. She's totally acting normal when she's keeping to herself and rarely shows the sign that she has ever even thought about me. Even though my feelings are not lust or romantic love, I know this pang of longing and yearning that makes me ache and even caused me to write letters (not weird ones) is not natural one and as another anon pointed out I was not even able to hug her without making things awkward. I'd eather be indifferent to her than to resent her for her indifference
>>557861046>We have written evidence of how not awesome you can be!I am always this awesome all the time, you're all just now realizing it>Perhaps you're only saying you're not a hugger because you're just not used to it, you should try it more often.No, I'm just weird about physical contact. I don't like it. I'm not saying I hug every day or something, but I do it often enough that I don't think it's a touch starved thing. Again, I just find all forms of physical contact kinda unpleasant
mlem
>>557865093>Again, I just find all forms of physical contact kinda unpleasantAnon, I think you might have unironic autism. Sisterhugs are very pleasant.
>>557862741If Þiu hugged me I might cry tears of joy TΒΗ
>>557869531>Anon, I think you might have unironic autism.What the h*ck, dude?
>>557865093>No, I'm just weird about physical contact. I don't like it. I'm not saying I hug every day or something, but I do it often enough that I don't think it's a touch starved thing. Again, I just find all forms of physical contact kinda unpleasantI used to be just like this, didn't like it when relatives tried to hug me and all that, until I got a girlfriend which made me much more used to physical contact. Now I'm more open to touching in general.Start hugging your sister occasionally and you'll grow to like it eventually.
SevenEngi has blessed us once again
>>557870263>Start hugging your sister occasionallyI know this isn't going to help the autism allegations, but how does one broach this subject? I don't really hug her that often. And besides, she's not always amenable to being hugged. Would I just ask "can I hug you" after I tell her a package has arrived or something?
>>557871126>Would I just ask "can I hug you" after I tell her a package has arrived or something?To be honest I think asking that would be weird. You should probably find a good "occasion" and just do it, for example when you or she comes home after a full of day of not seeing each other. And if she asks what the hell, you just say you're happy to see her.
>>557871126>Would I just ask "can I hug you"this autism again
Sorry anons I got Nina pregnant...
>>557871837Hmmmmmm, okay. I'll think about it. I'm just uneasy about initiating physical contact, especially with a girl. I feel like there's a high possibility things go wrong>>557871881>againHave we had this conversation before?
>>557872834>Have we had this conversation before?Yes, some anon insisted that he had to ask for a hug because physical contact between close people is bizarre. Which is not true, by the way, hugging is normal, and asking for a hug is probably the only thing that could make it weird.
>>557872834>I'm just uneasy about initiating physical contact, especially with a girl. I feel like there's a high possibility things go wrongYou're not asking a romantic interest out on a date well not yet anyway, you're showing affection to a family member
>>557872834>I'm just uneasy about initiating physical contact, especially with a girl.Another anon who can't differentiate his own sister from a random hussy... What has this world come to...
>>557873141Oh, ok. I must've missed that. I tend to skim over the posts that happen while I sleep>>557873161>>557873262I get that she's a family member and not a random girl, that's why I'm even considering hugging her. My point is that I don't want to creep her out by being too touchy-feely. I don't want her to think her brother is a creep, even though I post here
>>557873576A simple hug isn't creepy when it's family. As a greeting or goodbye, a quick two-second hug is completely normal.
>>557875060>As a greeting or goodbye, a quick two-second hug is completely normal.Evidently it's not normal in anon's household, hence his hesitation
>>557875359>Evidently it's not normal in anon's household, hence his hesitationIt's probably normal in his househould and he's the odd duck because of aforementioned 'tism.
I don't want to be autistic. I want to be normal
The hugs I get are never long enough to enjoy (also doesn't help they're almost always from my parents). I need a hug from someone my age that lasts at least half an hour, and I'll be cured.
Nina mogs Ashley hard
Nina (canon, child, deceased) is my wife.
>>557877779Based!
>>557651120I find this image very uncomfortable. I don't care how hot it is to wallow in your victims' blood, I would image it's extremely unhygienic. Even Ashley understood this when she rebutted the idea of offering an organ smoothie to Andrew.
>>557873576>>557876468Unless you plan to spend your entire life Thiumaxxing, you gotta start learning to interact with girls at some point. Starting with your sister.
>>557879269>Starting with your sister.Starting with? Anon, that's the endgame, the first and final boss. He doesn't need non-sister women in his life.
>>557879403Right now anon doesn't even know how to approach hugging his sister. Let's tackle that first before we can even begin to talk about him fostering a much closer relationship with her.
>>557879403Siblings are practice for adult NBR relationships. They're your own age but hypothetically love you so they're more likely to forgive you for things. And if you do blow it it's fine because they were never a real option anyway.
>>557881795sisters are meant for cuddling, hugging, and loving. hussies cannot compare.
>>557881795> because they were never a real option anyway.Not with that attitude!
I wonder what happened to the anon who asked his sister to draw Andrew and Ashley because they were "from his favorite game" and she refused after learning what it is about
>>557882545Nemlei is dividing the weak siblings from the strong with their reaction to this game.
>>557879269>you gotta start learning to interact with girls at some point
sisters should be a little chubby
>>557882838Which side of the divide are the strong ones then? Because if you look at /calg/ it's nothing but weak ones who have more meaningful interactions wither their sisters' shampoo bottles than their sisters themselves.
>>557883190But what if Ashley becomes real and you have to smooth talk her out of killing you?>I want her to kill me.Same, but that's a cop-out.
>>557883432I LOVE FAT BITCHES, THAT'S MY FUCKIN PROBLEMAND YEAH I LIKE 'EM FAT, I GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM
>>557883529I meant weak versus strong only in their reaction to incest. I agree that our ranks are, sadly, lacking in their siblinghood virtues. It's so unfortunate to see so much dysfunction and isolation. I weep, I weep for thee, /calg/.
>>557883190Did you just fucking spoil Better Call Saul for me?
>>557885269It's been 15 years
>>557885502YOU FUCKING NIGGER I HAVEN'T WATCHED ALL OF IT YET
>>557885502It's only been about 3 years since the last season
>>557885861make him stop Andy
>>557885959You'll just have to hurry up and binge it. It's a popular show so you may frequently stumble upon spoilers online.
>>557885959I'm sorry Leyley, but the biggest spoiler of all is that brothers are USELESS.
>>557886667That's an actual spoiler for BCS lol
>>557882545I'm still here bitches. Nothing happened and nothing changed.
>>557886932Kek, that's pure coincidence. I haven't seen it.
>>557886932Less of a spoiler and more the main theme of the shows first half
>>557883529In case you haven't realized yet, this game legit largely appeals to socially impaired or crazy people. And you expect its fanbase to be capable of having healthy relationship? I mean you think people who sympathize to Andrew and Ashley would be all right in their minds? Kek
That's it, I'm spoiling how my game ends!There is no happy ending. They will never become a couple under good circumstances.
>>557887418>They will never become a couple under good circumstances.So they will become a couple under bad circumstances! Thanks Nemlei!
>>557886995So at least nothing changed for the worse then?Also you said she would draw something else for you instead.
>>557887557>>557887418STOP SPOILING THINGS FOR ME
>>557885639Ok well I watched it all last year. Chop chop, get to it>>557885861I like to exaggerate how long ago things came out. It scares old people
>>557887594Yeah. I'm away from home and we sometimes briefly contact each other. Just like how we were before. That's it>She would draw something else for you instead.Nah she didn't and I knew she wouldn't. She's one hell of a lazy slacker and it was a bloody chore to even wake her up back in the days. She likes to laze around and would sleep to 3 pm if nobody bothers to pull her outShe only doodled one of my OC on the spot but I can't upload it here because it would compromise my identity
>>557887396Cursed Ashley.
>>557887396>I mean you think people who sympathize to Andrew and Ashley would be all right in their minds? KekIs this bait? Am I being trolled here? Are you genuinely suggesting that sane people can't sympathize with characters who do bad things? We've literally just been talking about Better Call Saul, an immensely popular show about criminals with likeable characters, ffs.
>>557888262All I know is that pople who'd rant about their personal life, comparing it to a fucked up game in a place like this for sure can't be sane
>>557888117>I'm away from home and we sometimes briefly contact each other. >She only doodled one of my OC>it would compromise my identityYou already did.
The doc says I'm the sanest patient in the psych ward.
>>557888117Show us your OC!
>>557888439You are stupid. The game is shockingly real. Not in terms of demon summoning or cannibalism or incest but in how Andrew and Ashley are written. It naturally invites comparisons for anyone who has siblings.
Both anons have a point.What needs to be distinguished is Coffin fans from Coffin enjoyers. The former plays the game and talks about if for months if not years on end, and this group is heavily comprised of weirdos. The latter plays the game and talks about it for days, a few weeks tops, before moving on and only coming back when a new episode drops, and sometimes not even then. This group cleaves far more "normal", both psychologically and in their lifestyle.
>>557889290Maybe the casual Enjoyers are the weirdos
>>557887396There's nothing crazy about wanting to have sex with your siblings people have been doing it for thousands of years before their owners told them it was wrong so now they follow those made up rules. Even the bible supports that all humanity comes from the sibling sex between Adam and Eve's children.
>>557852939Anon you didn't answer the question: you know she is your wife, right?
>>557864440Why are retarded brothers not doing anything about their suicidal sisters
>>557891608I'd be no good as a husband, I'm better off being her butler
>>557887871Why don't you watch TV shows with your sister?
>>557891608Well, they already bicker like a married old couple
>>557891776Anon, you're not answering the question!
>>557891779She watches TV in her room. I'd probably park myself on the couch if she watched them in the living room, but I don't want to invite myself into her room to watch something. I've thought a lot about the best time, place, and phrasing to use, and none of them work. There's an inevitable point where I'd have to ask to watch it with her which would necessarily be in her room which she pretty much never wants anyone in. So she'd almost certainly say no, which is checkmate. And idk if she'd think I was weird for asking. So it's safest not to>>557892014I suppose you're not letting me go. I'll say yes, though having a wife sounds scary
>>557890590>Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere>If a man marries his sister, the daughter of either his father or his mother, and they have sexual relations, it is a disgrace. They are to be publicly removed from their people. He has dishonored his sister and will be held responsible I don't think the Bible supports incest anon
>>557893073That's the nu-bible built to control sheep
>>557888665Oh...
>>557892557Don't preemptively cuck yourself. Just ask if she wants to watch something with you and see what she says. Even if she doesn't want to she isn't going to hate you for asking. She might even take the initiative to suggest something herself since she'll know you want to try to do something and it sounds like you at least somewhat get along.
>>557892557Oh dear god. I knew I didn't even need to ask "did you watch it with your sister?" and could jump straight to "so why don't you watch shows together?". Why is there so much awkwardness with you, like you are hesitating to ask a girl from class to a prom and not just a family member to watch TV together? You grew up together, you should be fully comfortable with each other's company... I'm sorry that your upbringing wasn't such that it brought you two close, I guess. But it's not too late to change that! Like the other anon said, just ask her if she wants to watch something together. It's not weird to ask that unless you specifically insist you do it in her room.
>>557893296Okay, so i ask something like "Have you watched anything good lately?" she responds, but what do I say after that? "Want to watch it together?" Sounds retarded. "Can I watch that with you?" is way too forwards. "We should watch that sometime" is just not something I'd say. What's my follow up?>>557894448>Why is there so much awkwardness with youPlease take a moment to remember where you're postingMy sister seems comfortable in my company, I just want to make sure of that. I know I'm a weirdo autist, that's why my instinct is to not bother her. I'm just making sure that I'm not being weird by asking something of her. It's safer
>>557896498Boobies!
>>557895931"Hey, wanna watch [that new movie] together?" Boom. Done.
>>557895931Personally I would ask if she wants to watch something new. Ideally a movie I know is on her list, or at least think we both stand a good chance of enjoying. You're seriously overthinking this, anon.
>>557896498Breastfeeding
Kirbley
What is it that makes people not best friends with their siblings?
>>557895931>Please take a moment to remember where you're postingI understand (and sadly relate to) being like this with girls in general, but your sister? It's almost like you didn't play and go for walks and watch TV together growing up.Come on anon. If I was somehow able to ask a girl to go to a cinema with me in uni once (even if it didn't go anywhere afterwards), then you are certainly capable of doing that with someone is is already close with you like your own sister.
>>557898014Satan probably.
>>557898014Bad (or just not sufficiently competent) parenting that makes the children feel like the need to compete with each other instead of sticking together.
>>557898109If I were*
>>557898109>It's almost like you didn't play and go for walks and watch TV together growing up.
>>557898014Dunno. I don't have a sister, but I do a lot of things with my brothers. We do drugs and go to strip clubs together. Anything you'd do with another male friend.
>>557901380>We do drugs and go to strip clubs together.Which of you has the biggest cock? And don't lie, you've seen them
>>557901380When I was 14 my brother invited me to a strip club. He reasoned that the hoes wouldn't care about my age as long as they get paid.
What's even the point of strip clubs? Aren't you not allowed to jerk off in them?
>>557818010Why would we waste time with inland cities when we're a nation surrounded by coast? It's stupidly hot and dry inland, at least the coast has desalination for water and a nice climate
>>557902408Plenty of resources including underground water. Our basins can supply more water per year than humanity as a whole needs, yet we don't irrigate for shit because moneylenders are deathly afraid of what would happen once there's basic amenities in woop woop. I do agree that we should build new coastal cities too, but it's absolutely retarded that for all the inland resources, we don't have a permanent inland population to exploit them and instead have to literally fly people in from Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane to work in the middle of nowhere for 8 hours and then fly them back to their coastal city once their shift is over.
GOD HATES AUSTRALIALAND OF THE SODOMITE DAMNED
>>557902715>yet we don't irrigate for shitThis one really pisses me off, our water situation is so fucked up. We have boundless water yet constant droughts. We have constant droughts yet constant flooding, because we don't dam for shit. We have zero fucking infrastructure in this country and the entire system is duct-taped together, not just the water but EVERYTHING. We'd be so easy to checkmate if a foreign power successfully infiltrated Australia and ran a sabotage op. We are a bloody African democracy.
>>557903468>>557903584
>>557904360
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>surname ends with witz>doesn't want the snowim to inbreedWhen did you realise that sisterfucking is the final redpill?
Soon....
>>557906973literally 1984
Which of the 10 commandments have the siblings broken?
>>557912609Thou shall not kill (both)Thou shall not commit adultery (Andrew)Honor thy father and mother (both)
>>557912609Literally all of them>1. Thou shalt have no other gods before meAndrew and Ashley have both sworn fealty to demons>2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven imagePic related>3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vainThey say say "Oh my God!" and "Jesus!" constantly>4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holyThis depends on when you interpret the sabbath to be. In Episode 2 the siblings were most likely hard at work on a Saturday at their parents' place>5. Honour thy father and thy motherThey killed them lol>6. Thou shalt not killSelf-explanatory>7. Thou shalt not commit adulteryAndrew was pretty much in a polycule with Julia and his sister, while Ashley signed up to become a prostitute>8. Thou shalt not stealThey've stolen money, rings, cars, guns, et cetera>9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbourAndrew and Ashley constantly bear false witness against each other to justify their retarded views and impulses. They also slanderously told the police that Carl was a drunkard.>10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’sThey quite literally coveted the cultist neighbour's ass when they cooked his leg
>>557913386I just want you to know I had a momentary schizo meltdown trying to figure out why you split the first commandment in two then combined 9 and 10.
>>557913386They haven't sworn fealty to demons in any good (intended) route. Ashley is working with one out of convenience. Andrew is being manipulated at best or controlled at worst which is by no means something that would make god angry.
>>557913823The devil is always trying to manipulate us. It's out duty as good Christians to forsake these sly tactics, and failing that, you are condemned to Hell like Andrew.
>>557913903Andrew didn't have a choice. Might I "suggest" you try harder?
>>557913946>Andrew didn't have a choiceAndrew wanted this
>>557913946>>557914001Also, the entire point of venerating martyrs is that rejecting evil, even at the cost of one's life, is the right thing to do.
>>557914001He didn't. He's been told that he does and he is going to realize this one way or another.
>>557914806Leelee herself is chaotic evil. Further proof it's the true way.
On the topic of the church:https://x.com/tsukiguke/status/2024116691903668413
Give it to me straight, anons. Are we getting anything this month?
>>557916013We only get news at the start of the month, if we get any news at all. Wait for April.
>>557916046You know what I meant, having waited through this month.
>>557916013april first, believe it
>>557916169Well yeah wait for April
>>557916046>>557916349Why not March?
>>557916463Because Nemlei said the next bit of news would take many months, and 4 months feels like many months in Finnish
I like how Nemlei used Ashley's tits for clickbait.
>>557916463april fools
Would (You) want Nem's next game to be about a pair of siblings again? What kinda dynamic if so?
>>557919157Yes and incest
>>557919157Siblings who are actually somewhat wholesome, but due to truama are still incestuous. Guitily at first, but as time goes on they stop caring and move somewhere new and start a new life.
>>557919157The prophecy says that Nemlei's next game will be about big sisters
>>557919224inshallah
>>557919224I think being your big sister's beloved teddy bear would be very nice
>>557795597Tcoaal but it's set on arrakis
>>557918505To be fair, that is certainly an impressive set of sistermilkers
>>557921478SISTERZURI!!!!
>>557913386>They quite literally coveted the cultist neighbour's ass when they cooked his legI kek'd
>>557919490Why are female Andrew designs always substantially worse than male Ashley, what is so hard about just giving him tits and making his hair slightly longer
>>557651120I can't deny any longer that my sister is really cute
>>557925413I like this one
>>557919157Siblings, along with demonic entities and shitty parents, are a staple of Nemlei's games. If the scope of her next game is anything like JIAC, let alone TCOAAL, I'm sure there will be some sibling characters. But I don't think they are going to be the main focus of her next story, as that would be seen as repetitive after Coffin.
>>557914806Lèlè
>>557925628Good, good... Now ask her out on a platonic sibling date
>>557925413I have never seen a good genderbent Ashley except for this one, but I haven't seen an equivalent grown-up version
>>557926594What about Whoretasi's one?
I rabu Andrea
aneki kissu kissu
>>557926625>piercingsTrashy and cringe. Doubly so considering original Ashley doesn't do this so why would a genderbent one do?
>>557925707>>557926741Does she fantasize about breaking Julian's nose so it doesn't get in the way during pussy licking?
>>557927005No, but she probably wants to break his teeth in regardless so that he stops biting when giving cunnilingus
>>557927005Jane molested the absolute fuck out of him and she was right to do so
>>557927380Why don't you have the finished version saved?
>>557927256I love how /calg/ has agreed that in all genderbent AUs Jane would still remain a girl, and would molest her younger sibling if he was male.
>>557931152I'm a bit iffy about the perspective on her left arm in the finished piece. I wanted it to have her resting her left forearm flat on something but I've never drawn that sorta perspective before.
>>557932314It's fine. It looks like she is grabbing Julian by the hair (she is going to force him to eat her out)
>>557913823>They haven't sworn fealty to demons in any good (intended) route.A) There are no good and bad routesB) All routes are intendedC) Ashley making the deal with ??? in Ch1 counts as having other gods and/ormaking graven images
>>557931329The difference in the genderbend AU is that Jane isn't transgender
Why did Nemlei change the Steam cover for the game? Do you think it has anything to do with how the old cover had Andrew looking somewhat uncomfortable and Ashley kind of being smug, which might have been feeding into the "Andrew is just a normal guy being dragged down by his psycho sister" mischaracterization that was prevalent in the early days? The updated cover more accurately depicts him being just as much of a psycho.
>>557936237I think it's that + Ashley is holding the cleaver even though that's Andrew's weapon + I think she just generally wanted to upgrade it given how much more popular the game is now
>>557936237most importantly her ass is small
>>557934965Kek
>>557936237I wonder if she'll change it again next Episode. I also find the choice of changing the title menu art on Episode an odd but cool choice. Wonder what it'll look like after the full game is finished.
>>557938683I don't think so, the new main menu art was for Decay Part 1 specifically as it shows the tension between the characters. The new Steam header, however, doesn't feel like it is tied to Decay at all, if anything I can see it becoming a future main menu art for Burial.
If you think about it, hussies are the ones who really deserve the brother. Hussies, floozies, doroboneko, tramps, Jezebels, whatever you want to call them; they're the ones who actually put the work into getting the guy. Sisters and childhood friends just sit back and kick their feet up, waiting for the author to deliver onto them the person they desire. Hussies are the ones actually making the effort to seduce him. Why should sisters be rewarded for laziness? Why is it wrong that hussies are ambitious and driven? After all, if he truly loved you, why would he go for a floozy? I think floozies serve to expose the fake an noncommittal, they EARN their men through effort
>>557939351A very insightful post! If only my son was wise enough to hear it..
>>557939351It's all fine and well until the floozie gets bored of her catch and decides to move on. No matter how much work she thinks she puts in, ultimately it's in the service of a superficial connection that can't even begin to approach the depths of a true sibling bond forged through a shared childhood
>>557940192>until the floozie gets bored of her catch and decides to move on.That's an extremely uncommon circumstance, and is certainly less common than the sister falsely imprisoning her brother. The hussy's pursuit is a sign of true love, which is a healthier link that shared trauma from birthed happenstance. Hussies encourage brothers to do their best, sisters reinforce their worst
Hussies? Never heard of em.
You flooze you lose
>>557939351I would rather have a Julia than a sister
>>557942373What about Julia as a sister?
>>557942624The sisterhood immediately removes all chance of her depicting any affection
>>557943056I don't follow
>>557943243Sisters are loathsome creatures true love can only come from strangers
>>557945248Fear and loathing in Coffinland
fear and loathe this bussy
>>557945697We need some electrical tape, and we will shut your retarded asshole with it
What should the next OP image be?
>>557940192I know you are just Juliaposting for bantz and stuff, but no. "True love" is a meme more often than it is not. Floozies come and go all the time, look at any divorce statistics. I mean sure, many people make it work, and if you found your one true hussy then good for you, sincerely. But maybe I'm just jaded by my own experiences and anecdotal evidence, but at this point I'm much more envious of anons telling sister stories in these threads than of any happy couples I see in the streets. Because with the latter I've been there, done that, admittedly miss it, but still know that at the end of the day it's "just" a romantic relationship that may turn out to not even be serious. While the former just make me feel like I've been dealt the wrong cards at birth and thus have permanently missed out on a chance of something deeper, something that is impossible to experience with someone you didn't grow up together. I know at least 3 anons would tell me how I'm delusional because their relationships with their sisters are actually terrible, and I feel sorry for them, but obviously those aren't the ones I envy.
>>557946512Diu nation!
Fuck, >>557946526 was meant for >>557940930
>>557946512Sister HATE all caps
>>557946512This please
>>557946526I honestly don't know how sisterless Anons get by. Simping for my sister is what I do on this Earth, and even arguing with her seems preferable to not having a sister to argue with.
>>557946526>"True love" is a meme more often than it is not.This is what sisters do to brothers. They ruin their hearts.
>>557946915Sisterless hereI hate women
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