Previous: >>557476110>Season 3 trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCMA9Nevk>S3 roadmap:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2151>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
im baked
kunimitsus hands
im cooked
the doa fight system is lowkey kinda fire
>>557652095Fighting games are not popular because realistically these games appeal to a small amount of people.The average person doesn't want to learn a game that requires a literal encyclopedic amount of knowledge to not get fucked. You need to have the gene that makes you retarded and derive joy from sitting in practice mode for 2 hours at a time practicing the same fucking shit and learning how to defend a certain situation over and over again.It's not a product problem. Sure you can change them until they're basically fucking beat em ups or some shit but at that point you lose the engaged fighting game audience and they will just play something else.But this is a genre that will never be popular because people want to play games and in fighting games you learn basically ZERO by actually playing. The optimal ratio of playing to labbing is probably something like 20:80.
>>557653883this shit made me laugh harder than it should have
fighting games are not popular because tekken gave up the lead. a good tekken game means a stronger fgc
I special xyzlinksynchrosummon Bryan in attack position which says you cant do anything and if you do you get counterhit for 120 damage+wall carry, which then allows me to activate Bryan's second effect which forces you to guess 3 times and if 2 of those guesses are wrong you lose the game.
that time you raigeki your big bro and then get beat uptime sure flies
>>557653943Fighting games need to actually teach you the game through the single player contant and/or make the single player content engaging and that never happens anymore.
Im an empathy player and never lab more than learning my combos
I remember the days when there was a naked lili every thread. Those were the days. Now we've lost our spirit, and we are as good as dead, waiting for the final judgement.
empathy toilet
>>557653943this genre isn't popular, especially now that the broader audience is starving for games, because the games just fucking suck assif games were good, fair and balanced, even if they gotta practice, people would do it because it would reward the better player, not just some brain dead alisa, lars, king, victor who can get away with genocide by pressing the i-win button
>>557654293
>>557653919
>>557654357delusional
Is doa6 last round out yet I wanna play as micro bikini marie rose
>>557654097cleverposting is not allowed here
Tekken? Yugioh? Dota? There are more people like me in this world?
We've had the same shit in ygo>nooo people dont want to play because the game is too complexwhen in reality yugioh is literally dying but actually for real this time as in locals dropping products because it dont sell, because the game basically plays itself despite all the bloat the sunkcostretards, compslaves and content shills hype and try to gaslight aboutSitting through a six samurai play is the same as waiting for an alisa to whiff
>>557654549Asuka mainI play OPTCG not YugiohMarci/Primal Beast main
>>557654752why are they allowing this
https://www.twitch.tv/keenoxbeeno
because it makes midwits feels smart and powerful and think they're good at games so they buy more slop like the pigs they are
>>557654761I dislike anime women which is why I haven't played Yugioh much anymore. I love Primal Beast though.
>>557655001but enough about d8
On my occasional yugioh stints i playedVanitys/majesty fiend monarch lockBurning abyssSky strikerWho do i play in my yearly one day of tekken
https://www.twitch.tv/itslilypads
>>557653414>yugayo back thenplay goodstuff dark slop, summon one beater per turn, set backrow >yugayo nowtons of deck variety that all require you to learn complex lines and decisions making to play around interaction>teggen thencomplex movement and timing based game and characters had unique tools to set them apart from one another>teggen nowpress button into button into button, congrats you won/lost the round
>>557654132peak
Guest character is gonna be Blue-Eyes White Dragon, you heard it here first.
ygo back then>play stuff you want, have your traps and spells, can even play without muh goodstuff the content shills constantly parrot>earth warriors>gaia beatdown>regular beatdown>bird/wave cannon burn>other niche shitygo now>buy new engine for 2k every 2 months that plays the game for you but summons powercreeped bossmonster or watch your opponent play solitaire>memorize spread sheets you can buy off some comptard's discord>game boils down to either have "the out" or diethe tekken part is bout aight
I'm no longer rematching ANY Anna player. Your character is dead in 20 days so there is no point to it.
he thinks theres gonna be meaningful nerfs in this dogshit game
>>557656140you bet sis
>>557654165People say this because SF6 was popular but SF6 isn't popular because there's a minigame that teaches you what a charge motion is, it's popular because the game has been dumbed down to such an ungodly level within 2 hours of playing you're already doing the same combos pro players are doing and you can pick a character up in minutes. And people also forget that something like 60% of all people who have bought SF6 have NEVER played ranked.These games cannot have this wide appeal that people are desperate to give them, they will never have them because they are niche by definition. The people that like Fighting games like the grinding aspect, like the weird interactions, like labbing, like practicing for hours, like the fact that they will need weeks to get down stuff. That will just never give you a game with 100k concurrent players because those games are easy to pick up. Even SF6 as dumbed down as it is still filters a ton of people and has a pretty small playerbase (in the grand scheme of things).
for me its princess of tsurugi
Were in a tiktok braindead generation. No one has the attention span to spend time labbing and shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFdmmcmlCMcOyajiken
the subset of people that have the dedication to get good at something but waste that dedication on shitty japanese games rather than something actually soul enriching like an instrument or a skill is just small, you guys are trying to square the circle
insane that konami made so many non-yugioh games with yugioh characters but never made a fighteri'd main MBD
wouldn't it be insane if t8 dlc4 were a ygo character that would actually fit more into SC?
>>557655908I play skull servant and a stun-burn build on master duel and I can win against meta decks by just having a few hand traps, you don't have to chase the meta to have fun
>>557653717QRD on all these off topic anons? Are they all trannies or something?
>>557657635how many handtraps do you run?
>>557657659I dont get why people cry about this. It works perfectly fine for me online
Still on topic because we are talking about how ygo and tekken are practically the same game
playing gran turismo 7 from inside a car is one of the little joys every human should be able to experience
THAT BOY IS A MONSTER
>>557657719in Skull Servant I run 3 ash blossom, 2 ghost belle, 1 ghost mourner, 1 max c, and 1 mulcharmy meowls, and 3 wightprincess which is also an engine piece in the deckI can afford to run so many since it's a 60 card deckin burn I just run max c and mulcharmy meowls because the main idea for the deck is to set 4, set marshmallon face down, and activate chain energy, and many of my burn traps do more damage if the opponent has more cards in hand or in play
*dead monster
Recently got out of a coma and finally came back to T8 to give it honest try after jumping ship early, I genuinely don't understand what the fuck these Bamco idiots were thinking. Ok gotta play more towards boomer millenials sure, but like the fact how I can basically never lose running braindead scams, it's like almost boring how easy it is to get lost in this training wheels shit. Nobody steps cause you can just mash out. I am confused and wish more people were on T7
>>5576582687 years post transition be like
We could always check out Virtua... oh... oh no
why does law speak english
>>557659028he's american
tekken having a monopoly on 3D FG-gaming until it shot itself in the foot (multiple times) with T8 and VF and DOA instantly jumping on the opportunity is kinda funny
>>557659296he's chinese
>>557658850Didn't they randomly add some TPM DRM requirement in a random update or something? I thought I read something like that.
DOA7 will be watered down unsexy garbage. VF6 will be cancelled.
>>557659354
>>557659476murrat cope
feels bad man
>>557658304wow3 whole ash blossoms and maxx c + jellyfishso off meta, bro
>>557659519people lie, anon. and liars makes games. more proof that we need ai making games entirely on their own without corruption from filthy meatcels.
It's taking me a while to build up Tamaki to team up with Nyo bros this game is so grindy
>>557660001Is that the resort game? How did you get it bro
>>557659626its very different to have these few cards that prevent or discourage the most powerful engines in the game so you can play your funny off-meta jank than it is to buy those engines every 2 months so you can try to set up a board of 10 negates before your opponent does
Why are the reina staples so hard
lobby?
>>557660273Yeah, playing alisa with a dpad and default skin 4 is very different than playing with a stick and default skin 1
sf6 is japan
tekken 8 is pakistandia
gt7 is eurochadistan
is getting a 150$ stick worth it to play mishimas to make tekken 8 enjoyable since every other character is braindead? or is it still unenjoyable? i cant play mishimas on keyboard they hurt my fingers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nszOJad0HUMit's here
you can't play mishimas because you touch them, they die
i dont like mishimas because i dont like going balls to the wall risking my life on every interaction. it's not my fault the game is dogshit and poking is braindead. i enjoyed poking in t7.
>>557660450in exactly two (2) hours
>>557661986don't fall for the overpriced stick meme anon. get a mayflash f101 or f300 and if you really like it you can swap a sanwa clone stick and buttons off aliexpress for dirt cheap later.
i bought a panthera evo years ago and thought ps4 pad was better
>>557662981I like the ps4 controller for what it is, but that's just retarded anon. Are you sure it wasn't just a matter of getting used to it vs the thousands of hours you've spent on a DS4 and similar controllers?
I like how the change to 200 health made poking even more useless
>>557663249i could do literally everything better with ds4 even electrics/wavedashalso sticks are way too loud also your wrist gets tired and my work is completely dependent on my hand dexterity
>S3 patch and hearthstone xpac same dayMy two favourite shit games
>>557663634That's wonderful anon but why are you avoiding my actual question
>>557662783hmm nice tip. at the time i had set my mind on buying the f500 it was because i wanted to compete and it had ps5 compatibility without the usb stick thing, also thought the smaller ones couldnt fit k levers . but thats probably kind of insane or very far down the line and apparently the support k levers, and i can still buy the magic stick thingamajig if i really wanted to go to a tourney. ill probably get the f300 if i get anything good idea.
>>557663794i obviously spent more time on pad
>>557663801f101 is cheaper and the same thing as f300
>>557664208desu i was the one that gave him that rec but i don't know if they even still sell it anymore. when i checked on amazon a few months ago there was no listing at all
bro who looks at the character screen and says yeah I want to play Lars
Mexicans with a Goku custom and blacks that like shonen
just gooned to a tranny anna main btw
i met a guy in line at the dispensary today wearing the uniqlo tekken shirt with king on it. i complimented him on it and he was like "yeah i loved the anime" i said "bloodline? the netflix one?" he said yeahi asked if he plays the games and he said no. so we stopped talking
>>557664897atif bros...
>>557664489narutofans
>>557664904sounds about rightfuck this gay earth
>>557664904>doesnt play 8based
>>557664489my blocklist is full of lars and its beautiful
julia withdrawal syndrome is hitting hard today bros
>to make tekken 8 enjoyable
Damm DOA fanbase is more retarded than tekken
>>557665909proof? evidence?
>be me>wear tekken shirt with king on it (my main)>fat autistic guy comes up to me >"nice shirt b-bro" in all his autistic majesty>just say thanks and that i liked the anime>starts listing a bunch of stuff as if its the fucking spanish inquisition>just nod and say yes>he asks me if i play the games>he gon probably ask more autistic question if i say yes>say no>he just turns 180 and walks awaydodged a fucking bullet there, mates
i would download tekken 8 again if i could play as yujiro
>>557664349>>557664208its up 44 buckerinos naisu
>>557665953Check Twitter. It's a bunch of grifters crying over DOA6 last round
>>557667304FUCK MURRAY DO SOMETHING!!!!!
im off the next two days!!!
playing on pad makes me feel retarded, but I've also been playing on stick the last 7 or 8 years
tekken 7 is still leading the pack
>>557666678I mean doa6 is the tekken 8 of dead or alivedoa6 last round seems like it's just a cheap upscale of the same product, with mai and kula gone, and new costumes for tecmo to charge you exorbitant fees for
>>557667304who are the 2 on left?
>>557668165kazuya and jin
dropped dekken for rpgmaker mv
picked up tekken after rpgmaker mv
i dropped tekken for a job!!!
finna buy mewgenics see what all the hubbub is about
Capcom Won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptD5-Yvn62I
Looks like total Capcom domination.
just go leverless, wins at everything
mewgenics mawgs
hmm will i play clive's game or geralt's game
>>557669459CHADIVE MOGSFIELD clears
>>557669843isnt there some witcher mission that starts like this?i swear he's in prison in some witcher 1 or 2 act
made turkish coffee in a pot what the fuck they put in this shit?
poo I think
whoever said girls mostly play Lili was spot on
>>557662740where is it dawg
diddy just called my phonei answered
epstein islandepstein island
Kuni>Kasumi
>>557673128based
>>557673086epstein was a cover for the real mastermindMichael Murray
>>557672371gotta finish my smoke sesh
kasumi was always the dull one compared to ayane anyway but both got shafted to push marie rose and honoka
i know nothing about doa but ive jerked off to marie rose and honoka countless times so it worked
i fell onto a stack of skeletons
>mailman variety video>every comment is a tekken referencethat's how you know he's cooked without tekken
my moms platysma was infected with tekken
it's sad watching mainman tekken "retrospectives" and all he does is bring his biased mishimawanker perspective to old games and his audience believes it wholeheartedly
mewgenics and isaacs mid I dropped them
mewgenics and the saac mog d8
guys save the d8!!!!!!
>>557674260Spooky
ive been upset with the state of the game for about 7 years now, haven't played since temu 8 s2 release yet im still here
save the d8 was the beginning of the end of tekken
REINA AND KUNIMITSU ARE HAVEING A SEXY AND HOT PURPLE VALENTINE'S DAY LOVE HOLY BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING LOVE REINA LICKING KUNIMITSU PRETTY PUSSY VERY WONDERFUL
blud was mindbroken into submission by wonderful7
lobbygawds rejoice tekgenpw 11111-800-GAMBLER
>filename>HAG
>hitting this Paul with Azucena's 13f df1,4 which is +4 on hit>literally doesn't block just keeps trying to escape with that move that sidesteps and hits at the same>keeps doing it until he's sidestepped enough so that my df1 whiffsTekken Emperor btw. Seen Hwoarangs do the exact same shit.
>>557675769cucked by maintenance
>>557675769don't we have maintenance in like an hour?
do you guys enjoy fighting lee in this game?i hate him with a passion
>>557676139no, i dont think many people do eitheranyone who says they do is a stupid fucking lying faggot or michael murray
>>557676139No. Braindead character. Reminds me of Bryan.
>>557665623The disrespect in this stupid ass game
kuni > taki
>>>/v/733179886tekken thread poppin off
if julia wanted a chance then she shouldn't have become a retarded cringe streamer
>>557676510Never compare byron the honest to lee the fraud ever again
>>557676139Not really no. Bonus irritating when it's a stage that is just a clusterfuck of geometry where you're just stuck in hell with not a ton to do.
we need to spread our assholes to VF and DOA or we are finished
>>557676826Bring back Jaycee or Zebra poncho Michelle
>>557676826lucky chloe and julia forming an idol groupyou heard it here first
>>557676018wait i cant play my video game real? was just finna log on
if i see more racist gooner qipao shit i will scream
I would sub to a Julia or LC onlyfans
my POS5 is bricked bros… im bored… finna buy a pro tomorrow i need my vidya
>had to sleep early and relaxed to avoid nightmares>spend 3 hours reading up on conspiracies till 4am
another PROchad?splendid
puke.jpeg
is game actually offline can someone be real with me for a whole second?
>>557678034maintenance
>>557678034online modes get disabled when they want to update teh tekken shop
Gotta survive till 2027 for DOA 7 releaseIt must keep us going through these dark times Internet addiction hopelessness Epstein files you name it lol
shant be playin clunk 7its somehow even worse than dead 5
Lee and Bryan players be like yo here's a safe move that fucks you in the ass completely if it lands and imma just keep throwing it then when it lands I'll call it timing
>>557658638I mean it's more that proverbial hard stuck green belt Bryan, Kaz, Jin, uhhhh Alley Kick King mash etc of T7 is in a lot more places and T8's get out of jail cards keep them around longer, not like rank means fuck all. Flipside is you can knowledge check people who just have no fundamentals on some character they probably never seen and ride it for as long as you go. Become a Panda/Kuma main
>>557678531>Hatchet Kick, do it again
josies magic 4 orgasmic
>>557678084>>557678120what am I supposed to do tonight then? when does it end?
looks like in the mean time i can go buy alcohol
What is a bottleWhat is buying thingsWhat are thingsWhat is 4chan Why am I writing thisWho am IWho is my bodyWhat is exercisingWhat is any of theseTrapped in a maze of symbols A never ending inescapable maze of symbols
>>557679431thats nice dear
i feel like can't even breathe
fuck pls no namco hurry up oh gaaaawd
>>557679772just think about asukas tits buddy
>>557679968i would ne ed to see an image
As I concern myself with consumerism I've begun to see people as units and dispensable organic deliverers of products to satisfy my hedonistic desires, their brain biochemical compositio, their neurons firing their jowls and wrinkles their inner organs are mediums of transportation of the products I consume, people who consume less products are lesser beings and should become vessels of product transmission, my mind is reaching a level of corruption akin to satanic techno diabolism
>>557680096
ONLY I GET TO SEE ASUKAS TITS AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>557679742some boke ass shit right there nigga
When the old woman delivered my product I was examining her dyed wiry blonde hair, her stupid glasses signaling some intelligence but she's just a stupid bitch running a small store, I noticed her wrinkles and her fear as she inspected my cold and shifty eyes, I raised my tone to seem polite but it barely dented the both tense yet synthetic environment, this organic pustule human handed me my product and I went about my way, echoing a polite thanks! On my way out. As I left in the cold I wondered what I could have done better. This old organic woman in this small cold synthetic exchange where she took on the role of an organic conveyor belt and gave me what I wanted through an online delivery system from which she didn't even know the contents of my pleasure creating package. What I would give to have viewed her as a persons. Our interaction lingers in her mind as the time she was meticulously observed and othered as a mere object, all the while I was trying to put up smokes and mirrors with my higher pitch voice and apologetic manners to alleviate her suffering. Her store itself served as a testament of her stupidity , a random assortment of gadgets of unknown origins, some kind of circus of objects of many colors subjecting us into a new world of squared clownish entrapment.
>>557680743that ender has to be fake as fuckstill cool
>>557680893you can techroll
a troll from outer space controls my mind when i play tekken
say his name (Roger Jr.)
Yep, Bugonia was kino.
emma stone smells like cat pissi didnt see this film
not watching another hackimos flick after poor things (xiaoyu main btw)
ling shaves right?
best hackimos flick in years I'm afraid
Uh oh
>>557679742660 bucks for a mobile game is crazy my boke
>>557666527Baki characters don't even fight
>>557681509>>557681673watch the korean original
>>557681770her pits yes. this proves she is japanese at heart and not chinese,
When are we getting kuni footage that isn't compressed garbage?
I really detest the way Americans speak. I had the misfortune of seeing a Speedkicks tweet and this nigger is so gay and annoying and so American.
DEAD OR ARLIVE SEVEN
men? huge fan
Marie Rose? Big fan
>>557682767I have it on my camera
How do you cum, /tekgen/?
im no fapping
tekgen is a semen retention safe space since the doa posting began
since we are waiting until may hopefully they fix kuni's in-game shorts so that they actually look like the artwork by then
>>557685396I keep a steady pace for the most part and speed things up when I'm getting close. I usually groan and make a bit of noise if I'm really into it as well. I haven't jerked off or cum in months though.
I watch shemale porn
i have shemale fatigue
the answer is obviouslywhy cum if you can play tekken?
>>557685814can you react to asukas d 1+2?
im doped up twins
no tekken no dope simple as
i drew a jelly fish
>>557682349korean version doesn't have /myboy/ stavros thoughbeit
im labbing so hard bros
cant wait to get my PROFESSIONAL tomorrow
>>557686560what did he mean by this?
its up https://www.twitch.tv/lowtiergod
>>557665909SNK fans are on the same level on twitter as well
the only professional you should get is help
i am a professional myself
me, the professional neet
https://www.twitch.tv/afterschoolsophieITS UP
>Robert Duvall diedIts actually over.
more like romp duball
>>557687293i thought we cancelled this black dude with a voice changer for saying nigga?
would you believe i went to college for 8 years?
i wouldnt believe if you told me you were alive
>>557687396All the hate stopped when she went on Mike Hollows podcast
>>557687293YAY afterschoolsophie to fill in my empty daysLife is PERFECT
it was actually 9 i flunked a year too addicted to tekken (and alcohol)
Still playing bloodborne
WABAZOOM WABAZAAMSOPHIE IS SO FUNNY
I-No kinda bad
>>557687880i should short this garbage stock down to zero buck
is maintenance over?
big plump huge saggy tits in kimono? big fanthanks for the service
I like her glasses and guitar and ass and tits and mole thing or freckle?
wabazoom? kind of a fan
if tekken was popular we would have a website that was a massive vault of high quality screenshots of outfits to goon to
d8 didnt deserve to be popular
If women can leave a marriage for any reason, men shouldn’t be stolen from to pay for kids they don’t want. I stand with Low Tier God.
#goon2jun
dont post my mom ill hookfist your bitch ass
>>557688576Decent start for it
>>557687880>reddit mods being fags
im in love with a stripper
she grindin' that poll and (asuka)
wabazoomgabagoolim wolkin heawhats the difference?
you look lonely
incredibly.
kuni thighs and belly
damn, literal greenie gameplay
Raven, your next assignement just arrivedYou need to use your BBC on Kunimitsu ASAP
Michael Jordan scooping that white kids butt....wtf
>>557689693Victor would sooner do it himself
Micheal is such a cursed name
tekken advance was my first tekken
ayo murray bring back heat tokens nigga
michael jordan - touches boys inappropriatelymichael jackson - touches boys inappropriatelymichael murray - ???
remember when heat burst chip kodthat shit was chopped fr fr ong
michael literally fights the devil
>>557689623why do her shorts not match the key art
>>557689379looks amazing there but >>557689623this looks kinda good for the most part except the pants
>>557689623Doesn't this game have enough underage Japanese egirls
damn, NA tgs really are carried hard, yeah?
>>557691408maintenance over?
Kunni is underage? Huh
>>557688576jin sucked on those
cunnymitsu is canon
>turn on YouTube>tmm made a video bitching about asuka & the waifusthe world is healing
Ameeifats are so incredibly retarded with their franchise hot takes. Glad 2xko flopped.
>>557692464>tmmWho?
>>557691462yeah
>>557692543
>>557692464meh, phi's video today is good
well fucking finally namco you silly gooses
>>557692464Not a single Asuka will be seen in top 8 in just 29 days
Playing slimetroonies Dix on my PS Portal at 500ms while my wife rides her black bull in the living room.*posted from the kitchen
>>557692805Nigga we won't see an asuka in top 128. The devs are going to nerf her to a bottom 3 character and she won't see mid tiers again till tekken 12
asuka worse than nagasaki
https://youtu.be/Cxn63q90fEI?si=5pibpBbJUsq-ej_8
>asuka top tier because i freeze up when she does stuffi just do this
kek
>>557692464at some point you have to wonder how he still has an audience doing the same shit and telling the same jokes for 10+ years
>>557692936No Asuka, Nina or Anna players to EVER be seen again. Thank you Nakatsu.
this vtoober asuka blocks everything but never launch punishes
in with kuni out with asuka
>>557690883i'm guessing right now it's just a recolored recycled asset and it will hopefully fixed for release. it looks different on the jbstyle art too
they rushed the trailer simple as
i have severe adhd (mental retardation)
just ate a whole jar of antipasto sauce by myself
>safe mid launcher>unreasonable reward from a 10F string (knockdown + oki)>unholy damage output>can threaten you with a knockdown low from standing at all times>just frame link into unscaled launcher on CH>+ on block tracking high launcher spam>-12 on block +4 on hit low poke spam>spams launchers in the neutral>can be played with 5 moves>busted heat>obnoxious fanbaseWhy is Kazuya so broken and easy mode? Pic unrelated.
How come nobody in the Tekken community calls TMM "Captain Sweden"? The Tekken community is fucking lame and gay and woke.
Any knowers around that can tell me what the context of high school love is from TT2?Do certain characters actually sing this or is it just the bgm for a part of the story (and if so what part)?
>>557694578it replaces the normal schoolyard track in tekken ball on the wii u version
>>557694446i look exactly like this
just ate a whole jar
i know that pasta
>>557694446based
im sedated
mainman is right about Lee
it's crazy that lee was in the good graces of the masku crowd for so long because his entire playstyle is taking advantage of evasion/crushing and pressuring you at minus frames like le ebil waifu characters
i once left a double decker in the girls bathroom
its insane how i havent matched a lee in months since he was deemed not broken
Decide to watch phi tier list out of boredomHear fat fuck black cunt Landon voice and want to stab my ears with a knifeWhy does associatd with this baboon
havent played since clive
they all part of the speedkicks cultthat also means they all had a taste of emily's bussy
havent stopped playing since clive
i'm going to log in to tekken 8 to claim the special plates and not play a single match. and do that every week until season 3 drops
>>557695374the best NA can offer
don't be mad just cuz clive's sword is bigger than yours
im thinking about asukas breasts
>>557694197my guess is the key art is too spicy to so we get the neutered version in game, i'm sure some modder will fix it though
NA ranked really is that free? holy crap
>>557695874fight me (you wont)
>>557695874America is too low IQ.
i just want to feast on marie roses pussy
i bought the maid pack because it's only 200 tekcoins. i don't even play any female characters
>>557693291>watch this shit>jin is the easiest mishima because he has a devil jin u4 (says -16 on block is hard to punish ROFL) and uf2 which is also unsafemy god, this is a god2 player's opinion?
I wont because i ain't installing againbut damn>they dont know frames for shit>barely any punishes>all trying to get reads and shit or spam launchers>constant mashingi mean, maaan, doesnt this prove either>NA just overall suck>game literally plays for you and rank really dont mean shit`?
fightinggm is a lolcow
i just reinstalled t8 and lost to the NA guyi sincerely apologize for bullying the NA community they are really good and cool
damn, i reinstalled?
>i reinstalled
>>557696271DEAAAAHHHHHHHH
its kinda amazing isnt it?
What are the chances they redeem Kunimitsu and make her play like in Tag 2.
Tekgen's best players are NA.
>>557697329the most they might do is bring back the fire breath. d8 is all about giving characters a central gimmick
>>557697329why do baboons like you just assume tag2 = must be good no matter what? she sucked and nobody played her. you think people will react like "waow just like the old times!" but everyone will just say garbage and move along like they did before
bro it's straight up impossible for me to break im a dragon i need to give up tekken
>>557697329>make her play like in Tag 2half the movelist of every other char?
>>557697842https://youtu.be/UFLdJDlWklc?si=7fxncHEhExM9lxtx&t=226>>557698881Imagine if Armor King in 5DR just played like Noctis or Victor. Whatever, right? He was just a gay clone like almost everyone in pic related.
>jackster is now TE>started watching better call saulgot pretty drunk last night but still feeling pretty good about myself
tag 2 kuni still had more moves than the mishimas
kunimitsu used to breathe fire and they took that away for some reason
>>557699960the took away raven's shadow clones when they made mustard raven
They took away josie for....fakhuram I guess?
i will never understand watching streamers
>>557700039maven just teleporting and not using clones was fine because she's a different raven and it served as a way to differentiate themkuni2 was designed to replace kuni1 in the same way the current king and armor king are actually different people than from the first game, even going as far as having kuni2 wear the same fox mask as a default. breathing fire seems like the kind of ninja technique that kuni1 would pass on to kuni2 in addition to all the teleporting and disappearing she did>>557700376fahk replaced bruce, not josie. josie with bruce's old moveset doesn't have much in common with fahk so there's no reason why they can't be in the same game again
>>557699192you responded to my post with a novaseiken videoNOBODY FUCKING PLAYED ANGEL EITHER
hey guys
Psychology calBreak down
jin's parry is more of a deflect than a parry
more like virjin lol
>>557697483more like NAH lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyd9wiKW8k0mailman is going to have month's worth of content by being the armor king defence force
>>557701993It's true though.
Aahhaahhahah
Behold the most honest character throughout Tekken 8.
Blud killed the whole chat posting that bland boring chick
im glad you didn't say generic
>>557702176>18 minutesROOKIE NUMBERSPUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP BUDDY WE WANT A MINIMUM OF 2 HOURS
>>557702546her lips are so fucking smoochable, i gotta be completely honest she's the prettiest tekken girl ever to me but the ADHD coffee thing makes a lot of people overlook her beauty
>>557676139I don't like playing against a single character in this game.
>>557703462She's really underrated
>>557703504trvke, i remember going for very long sets back in t7 aside from geese and akuma, this game it feels like everyone is just as frustrating and exhausting to play against
>>557703462I know you had to lookup 50 pictures of her just now type this bullshit loool
>>557703620not with me>>557703718what?
>>557702546>>557703462>>557703759I wish peruvian women were real
>crear el cafe perfecto para ti!If you don't like /ourgirl/ then you hate life. Simple as.
Yeah keep replying to yourself
this game needs a fucking WEG
>peruvians are known for being short>azu is like the tallest or second tallest girl in the roster
anna mains need to be stopped
>>557704127mexicans are short too and look at king. or josie
>>557704127She's also white. Unlike Peruvians.
>>557702176>less than a minute in>bryan is not top 5is this the guy that compared bryan qcb1 to lee ff2?he's probably right about AK but still lmao
>>557703959I wish we had more Tekken porn...
>>557704206why did he do it on his main account?
Reina is the 3rd tallest girl but harada made her official height barely taller than xiaoyu because that's how she looks in her idle stance. he apparently never say that if she idles long enough she stands up completely straight and makes it obvious she's tall.
no one cares harada doesn't even care anymore
Harada_Tekken is completely dead.
Isn't Leroy really short but they say he's over 6 foot because black
harada needed to fix leroy's height before he disappeared forever
Harada leftAre you people slow?
harada left us with season 2 lolit's over
harada still needs to give us his jk rowling twitter retcons because no one else is going to do it.
Back to basics!
you can tell they don't give a fuck about consistencyReina is listed at 162cmJun at 170cmReina isn't even fully straight and she's like half a head taller
Harada really saw what Nakatsu-san and Murray-kun were cooking with season 3 and was like "yo I'm out don'tu ask me for shittu desu"
The excitement continues!
troona
I'm a fucking retard for reinstalling this game
>>557703462Her body in the bikini outfit looks terrible in the vanilla game.
>>557703462dumb haircut
I mean there is just no sane argument where you say King is somehow an extremely problematic character (he sort of is) but AK is based and wholesome because they share the exact same broken bullshit (stage interacting throws, homing throws, very high damage overall, great oki) and then AK has some more stuff sprinkled in and generally has DLC privilege where everything he shares with King he has the better version of. The only thing he doesn't have is muscle armour but MA has been absolutely neutered and can't even punish a blocked demon paw these days.
I bet these fucks won't put this on sale until the very last week.
>>557705745king df2 almost puts him on par with ak shitting out damage + retarded oki
>>557705819umm why is a 17yo posing like that???
>>557703462her voice is fucking annoying
BlastedSalami getting dogpiled cause of his take on DOAs sexiness
that michael murray guy low key weird af I dont even play tekken
is it time to return? also what game is getting updates i actually dont know
>>557706753Cause she wants me to ram my fat cock into her.
it's so cool how Hwoarang has 2 moves that are launchable in one stance and not launchable in another stance and they look the exact same I always thought Hwo needed to be a bit more knowledge based you know
>>557707308what was his take
>>557707308Link?
https://x.com/AryaTayebi/status/2022666190758514819
will forsen come back for s3
>>557707308rule34.xxx/tags=dead_or_alive keyboard warriors are built different
>>557709473what is he even trying to say with this
tekgen is so dead today
>blud said today
why does arslan look so fruity
>>557709102calm down lacari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQq_BbyNEpMthread theme
>>557709473did he mean actual DOA fans lol
unc said today is a good day
how come every white guy that plays female chars looks like this
>>557711657peak album
>>557711873i lost respect for him when he outright complained people didn't listen to his new stuff
>>557711753bald_guys_hand_on_shoulder.png
>>557711954DO NOT REUPLOAD HIS ART BITCH!!
the bald fuck killed Cobain along with Love
>>557712160i guess you can say i'm a bit of a rebel >:)
>>557712346hes right but the thing is that there's no problem with making a game about buxom women fighting just like there's no problem with making a gacha about 6'5 vampire werewolf men asking women about their period cramps
>>557653943ASKSHUALLY, the problem with fighting games is that they don't have spyw-I mean good anticheat! Didn't you read that reta-I mean wavuwank developer's article?Devastated that I had to go through FPS games becoming ridden with kernel level access to PCs, reliance on third party servers that result in games dying when the publisher fucking wants and now I have to go through another propaganda campaign trying to push that what we need in our fighting games is wasting more budget in garbage single player content while also giving privileged keys to our PCs >>557654357People do not want games that legitimately reward the better player.I keep bringing it up, but Tag 2 was the Knee and JDCR show and people hated it. T6/TTT2's ranking system didn't lie about a player's skill; people don't want that, they want that shinny "Tekken God" rank.
>>557705081bro doesn't know about shoes
>>557659449The Steam page says that, but the VF discord claims that it's not actually true. I ain't installing that shit to test it out.
>>557712704>FPS games becoming ridden with kernel level access to PCsjust say you cheat lil blunc
>>557709473the moment I saw something this retarded, I would do the same>I bet you are one of those guys who tells his female friends to be shirtless around him because it’s “empowering” and you are a “feminist ally” I know what you are lol
>>557713002i would never cheat on you
can't wait for the s3 patch notes bros
>i can't wait for the day tekken finally diesme too
>>557712786the heels on their shoes are very similarif you compare their traditional outfits where they're both wearing similar sandals you can see Reina is a fair bit taller
>>557713475reinas height must be wrong then but they just make that shit up on the fly
who cares
>>557713401very relatable meme fellow tekken player
>>557713579yeah it's just comical because the difference is massive. she's basically eye to eye with Lili when she stands up straight, and Lili is the tallest woman in the game according to the numbers
>>557713002Just admit you are a corpo plant that wants to have access to my PC.
Guys Reina lies about her height because it makes her feel dysphoric, it's pretty common among tgirls.
>>557705081>you can tell they don't give a fuck about consistencyActually, that's precisely the point, they want to have a high level of consistency for hitbox and hurtbox interactions. They want to avoid players needing to learn multiple different character sizes, like we had to do in games before Tekken 6.Bryan is 186cm, but looks the same as Jin, at 180, who looks nearly identical to Lee -I think it was 175cm-. Marduk is like 256cm, while Xiaoyu is 156cm, the difference in game should be much greater.
>>557713835why do guys who are like 6ft and have a huge dick and broad shoulders love to go trans it seems like such a waste
just realized thats why reina's hitbox is so fucky, she's too tall so she has to have this extremely wide pose to look the height it says so she gets clipped by fucking everything because her hurtbox is wide as hell
tekken characters for this feel
>>557714658Alisa. Once you get to a certain rank you quickly realize boot and dual boot are a death sentence cause they have no mixup and everything can be sidestepped the same way.What you once thought was an amazing mixup tool now kills you without fail.
So Arya is not only a scoundrel ruining tekken he wants to ruin DoA too.
>anime
>>557715734He is an ind*an, his existence is nothing but destroying things.
>>557715734nothing can ruin tits
>>557716379age ruins them and they get all stretching, in many cases it's literally disgusting to even touchi main kazuya in tekken
>"What the f**k are they thinking" - Original God of War creator slams Sons of Sparta, branding it "one of worst decisions" ever made>"Who the f**k wants to play this?"Sony Won
anime destroyed everything and got harada fired too
tits aren't everything
>>557715883isn't he muslim? no way he is against fanservice wants burkas and DEI money so his cousin Ali find a job in the civilization.
>>557717134>in the civilizationHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ESL SHITTING ON A NATURALIZED ETHNIC MINORITY HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF-AWARENESS
>only america existsshouldn't you be asleep right now brud
can't go to sleep without having 3 burgers
>>557717278>self awarenessNigga, no one wants to live in those manure heap called USA and UK, only subhumans want. The problem is these countries are so full that the subhumans started to come here.
Why don't I see more people punishing power crushes on block with throws? Throws have oki, break walls and floors and do above average damage for i12
Because my 10f does everything
Based Lee CHADolanbro though sometimes you might want to side switch and also 1+3 has disgusting Oki
if Murray ignores Lee in Tekken 9, what will Lee schizos mail him?
They're struggling to make a base roster with popular characters why would they remove a popular character.It's like asking if they'd remove Lili
They literally made Anna and Heihachi and Lei DLCs
nobody cares about Lee to be on base roster miirio
and the gaijin slurped that shit upgaijin deserve everything that happens to them
kaz will be dlc in tekken 9
devil jin*
>>557721907Anna isn't that popular and Hei was obviously to set up the whole he is dead to reals guys oh noo he wasn't!
Feels good knowing Kunimitsu will be base roster for T9. But man I need her NOW
so I dub thee un4given
are u un4given 2?
When does season 3 start? March?
>>557722218'chievable natty?
only 3 months left to ch launch people by stabbing their ankles with a knife
>>557722680Fuck it's in May? That's later than I thought
cease replying to thyself
Heheheh I have the s 3 patch notes just give me some weed and I will leak them heehheheh
>>557722801Patch is in exactly one month. Kuni is late spring, whatever that means.
If you stretch your foreskin and shine a light through it you can see your testicles
gonna try this now brb
yeah didn't work, waste of time
power crushes are so stupid right now, they should have the same frames on block
throws should not wall splat or lead to full combos
nina owns my little faggot dick
outto get a fan combusitble for muh laptop brudda and whats the name thermal paste and whats the name uhhhhhh whats the name uhhh those air cans compresed air
saw a fat ugly fuck with a cute gf todayi want to kill myself
I have anterior pelvic tilt
https://x.com/thedorbrothers/status/2023460644905742577Gaming is dead within this year
not clicking that but i bet it's some retarded ai shit
>>557726743raidou is actually good, he just has a higher execution floor than many charactersdiego is also a top tier but everyone hates him because he's new
i have to find a way to become superior to my middle school bullies, and possibly get revenge, and become immortal
>>557724967those two have been in teh game forever ALBEIT
doa7 will get you there
>>557713758Tallest is LidiaSecond tallest is AzucenaReina is third by being just a hair taller than Lili and Nina. and Leo is basically the same as Lidia if you count Leo.
>>557714172the bryan jin and lee height differences are actually accurate. if anything the difference between jin and lee might be too big
>>557712995I never thought I was a degenerate coomer but I genuinely cannot wait to see this outfit in the T8 engine. The material work is top notch and I really, really like that material.
ah yes the T8 engine
unreal cheat enjain
slow deh
i wish lidia was my aunt
is it or is it not the engine on which t8 runs
i am simultaneously evil and good like baphomet
my tomatoes avocado onion almonds breakfast is disgusting i hate eating healthy
>tomato>healthyshould we tell her
it has lycopenis or some shit its an antioxidant
say what you want about Lee but at least he won't kill you for blocking or trying to step
i will transcend it with art, the breakfast isnt so bad now its getting tastier down the line
>>557729147haha imagine being surrounded by these girls as a 173cm tall dude lol....
i like fighting lee i view them as intellectual chads
spending money feels like a satanic sarcifice of the souls of poor people
i may have overdone it with the pepper dust and spices. i found an epstein email where he says his balls are left with just air and gasses after paris fashion week or something like that funny.
soon to start my new creation, i suppose my awful mood will aid me
>reina taller than lilino fucking way
im out, may the gods of the parthenon guide me
lili used to be the same height as leo but actually got shorter in tekken 7
>>557731291>step dishonest broken Lee's stance>worst case scenario get clipped by a 25 dmg mid>step based honest fvndies hardworker Heihachi>eat a 110 dmg launch off a homing guardbreaking mid
>>557731713meanwhile ill die as a virgin
>>557732262not if I can get my hands on you
dieh
>>557732262>>557732549You guys want to get a group thing going?
im busy with sf6
a-after i finish playing doa6
>>557732549>>557732759kys desu
this video is over 6 years old, time sure flieslore drop for the new people>implying there's new peoplehttps://youtu.be/ZCH5O4fsoR4
hei 2nd hellsweep should really really be -11
>>557733030>desu>anime termyou know what to do with that rope!!
it should be -23 actually
while we're on the topic of retarded shitwhy in gods name is Hwoarang's ws44 safe???
>>557693992Wait isnt the video about how 8 dumped down gameplay?Whats gotta do about waifus? >>557674650Dafaq are you yapping?He only hates easy characters that are OP.But respects evwryone who is hard to play.Last time i checked he always respected characters like Bryan steve Lee or even Lili
>>557656357Does Tekken 8 do the same?Like some things got easier but then things like defense got harder due to backdash nerfing forcing you more to learn MUs and movesets.
>>557735507in less than a minute in he already starts talking about how it's mostly only the "waifus"
>>557693992its his shtick. he appeals to sweats who believe tekken is about two mishimas standing at range 4 until either presses electric and does a sick ass whiff punish PAWGBTCGLKAJF (don't ask them what incentive either has to press before the other though) and believe every single defeat against characters that aren't a mishima is a design failure on the devs part. and he farms that niche relentlessly, because there are a shitton of people like that. the top 3 most popular characters in the game are Kaz/Bryan/AK after all
>>557735690The equivalent of what SF6 did for Tekken would be making electrics, ff and wr inputs bufferable then removing like 70% of every character's moveset.
>>557653943> You learn 0 things by just playingLol no. Only by learning you realize how the game actually works how opponents usually behave and when to use moves
>>557735743Lol no.He basically says its characters like Jin and Law who got recked.Lili for example is still pretty fundamental.
>>557692464Watching this guy say that Asuka doesn't teach spacing then seeing the Asukas he plays just farm him with f2 because he loves to whiff shit randomly is very funny
the tekken playerbase is never going recover from wholesale adopting mailman's philosophy of knowledge checks are dishonest and you are still the better player even if you aare regularly losing to them. and that 50/50s are actually honest as lognas it's a male character doing them.
>>557724871I am green rank btw
>>557736101>this applies more to like the waifus... zafina lidia asuka, they don't know a thing about tekken.
>>557736217It's also hypocritical on his part, the only reason why he "doesn't" knowledge check is because you can't knowledge check with the most popular character in the game. Back when he was playing AK he did the f32 and grab resets cheese constantly against people who didn't know it, and just said "lol lab". But if it's a waifu doing a cancan setup then it's dishonest.
>>557736217How i sleep knowing i main a difficult character and play defensivly (MainMan is proud of me).
all policemen love donuts and all doctors play golf
Do you know these fighting game terms? Be wary, it's harder than it looks.>Situation where you need to guess, and if you guess wrong you're put into the same situationMale character: VortexFemale character: Braindead 5050>Set sequence of moves intended to catch an opponent's counterplayMale character: SetupFemale character: Flowchart>Pressing a button under pressure while minusMale character: ContestingFemale character: Panic button>Situation where the opponent needs to make a decision between two or more scenarios that are defended differentlyMale character: MixupFemale character: Coinflip>Using a rarely used move to see whether your opponent knows about itMale character: Testing their defenseFemale character: Knowledge checkImportant note, for discussion purposes, the following characters are considered female: Claudio, Clive, Eddy, Feng, King, Lars, Law, Leroy, Raven, Victor, Yoshimitsu
what they need to revert is power crushes becoming safe with pushback if they absorb somethingthat or make high power crushes unduckable if they absorb something because currently having only high power crushes feels really bad you are risking your life and dying to any jab/df1 check meanwhile against mid power crushes you need to do the specific power crush counters on hard read if you want to check them
they need to pull a siege year 11 for t8 s3 bros...
>>557736368Show the clip or didnt happen (and while youre at is can you pls send me the vid cut down to 12 minutes or add a black screen to reach the 14 minutes mark? I hate watching everything thats 13 minutes long cause thats an evil number)
>>557736416the list becomes shorter all the time thoughsteve, lee, heihachi and jin are braindead now too
>>557736523kino pasta
>>557736665yeah it's stupid as shit>powercrush absorbs button and becomes safe>except if it's a high then it becomes launchable???imo high powercrushes should be -10 and mid powercrushes -13 or worse, and high ones should become -6 and unduckable if they absorb and mid ones -10
this year winter stage will be a sunny beach themed after the upcoming anime character
>>557736713Idk why people cry about S2 desu.They cry because they cant just backdash every attack away like in 7 and mever interact with the opponents cause everything is unsafe instead they finally gave me a way to safely attack with heat making the game less boring to play and i can actually just ne smart about defending instead of relying on - frames
>>557736523We need more like theseFor example when a male character uses a button a lot they call it "representing" but when its a female it's usually "abusing".
>>557737425>but when its a female it's usually "abusing".Because I like abusing women.
Why doesnt anyone talk about this obscure tekken game.Its the only one with 3vs3 and has all theechanics of regular tekken. What even is the tierlist for this game?
SF6 has the shittiest roaster of modern fighting games
>>557738167I rememver gunjack being comsidered the best character lol
>>557736963>idk whybecause you don't really play the gameyou just consume it while the game plays for you
who bought the season pass? i did not
>>557740039why would you when it doesn't give you anytihng for another 3 months?
>>557740187Does Kuni not release on the same day as season 3? It does say Spring for Kuni which technically isn't until 21st of March (4 days after patch)
>>557740351late spring. meaning they are likely aiming for after evo japan.
>>557740351Kuni is April at the soonest, much more likely May.
>>557696108>-16 on block is hard to punish>it's reallol
>>557740554To be honest nobody really talked about Anna when season 2 released. I suppose they're trying to avoid that this time around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xXXU7LlrfQ
you have to understand that players in this game are extremely carried and reach GoD without even knowing frames or punishesand even try to sell coaching while getting told by greenies how good they are at the gameT8 might be the fakest tekken in history
no i dont
>>557741006>non-elo ranked system is a party game leaderboardyeah no shit
what's the point of tekken 8 when tekken 4 exists
>Robert Dorgan, aka Roberta Esposito, opened fire at his son's hockey game, killing his ex-wife, one of his adult children, and himself. Three others are in the hospital in critical condition. Dorgan's trans identity was a big factor in the dissolution of his family, with his wife, Rhonda, filing for divorce in 2020 due to "gender reassignment surgery, narcissistic + personality disorder traits."when the fuck is murray going to be held accountable for his sick crimes beyond disgusting what he does to people
>>557739878>He sees the positive and has funLmao then keep crying like the infant you are
>turbonormie copesyou would kill yourself on the spot if you ever stopped being delusional
>>557741697you really play it?
>>557741006>GoD is fakeThen show me your GoD Rank lil broLast time i checked those ranks are so hard to get that even pros didnt reach GoD 8 yet.It bassically IS the highest level of tekken after beating bushin and emperor
Imagine having to learn opponents pattern and sidestepping when he is on heat instead of just relying on - frames and backdash.Imagine having to actually learn defensive tekken.
tekken 8 is so bad that harada finally left
>>557742252pros are at god 3-5, god is still quite freethere's like 3x or more people at the rank than s1 it's just the tutorial endpoint
ridge racer mogs
>to prove something, despite abundant evidence with every single content shitter grinding to GoD and having abysmal gameplay, you have to have that authority yourselfGetting those ranks is a matter of time investment, not skillNow if you're getting plugged or cheated, that adds unto the time investmentRequiring someone to prove their authority to validate an observation is merely a thinly veiled ad homing in an attempt to discredit the claim and observation and by virtue of doing that you only prove the claim you're trying to discredit through fallacies is a threat to whatever narrative you're trying to uphold.>Inb4 feigning ignorancepic relatedAlso, using your own logic, are you a GoD yourself that you believe you can disagree with that observation?
>>557742943NTA you're a noob with low skill
>insultgg 2 ez
the only fantasy here is
>>557742193nope
people in god are basically pro playersi'd say you're very good and have a solid grasp on tekken's fundamentals starting from fujin
>>557743150this is how you can tell the main market for this game are the chinese
but enough with the obvious fishing pole throwinglets post some milkers
Been playing since T3 at 5 years old, but T8 was the frst one actually tried to 'git gud' at. I've grinded to TK with Armor King and it's increasingly apparent I picked the wrong character to do so. l'm learning frame data, whiff punishers and mix ups, while a lot of my opponents can still steamroll me by unga bunga bonking me. Steve and Hwo especially give me a hard time with pressure
>>557742729>Not even pros are at the highest ranks.>Somehow its supposed to be easy to rank upAha...
NA Tekken starts at GoDEU tekken starts at TK
Im a tekken emperor Xd
i'm flame ruler and beat tekken kings regularly
>>557744158Japanese males must be gay for not fucking that.Thats how their birth rates are low
the best player in the world is brawler
>get accused of smurfing>can't rank up because this happens every single ranked match
>>557744774Post stats.>>557744989Is that yoshis rage art or jin crying in the woods cause ogre has hot sex with his mom?
>>557744484the ranked system changes at god uno and aboveuntil god it isn't hard at all
>>557744894every barely attractive jap woman is held hostage by yakuza or talent agencies (also yakuza) to make pornwhile the uglies either get addicted to yaoi gacha games or kill themselves
>>557745243It does after bushin nigga
there are literal broken characters that have no real counterplay and bluds say ranks matter
>>557738167Never heard of it.
recommend me new vegas mods
>westoid game
>>557745323at god1 you gain much less and lose much more from 1 rank lower opponents, and you get no point bonus on promo/no demo protectioneveryone gets inflated up to bushin so the tekken king skill level is really low
>>557745323>>557746034oh and even against same rank opponents you lose more than you gain, forgot to include that
if you look at most content sloppers and who they main; you'll see which characters were made exactly for people who don't want to play fighting gamesOften it also coincides with them having a high rank and never criticizing the game because that would mean discrediting their own "achievements" which would shatter their ego or their online personality which then would destroy their reputation and the kiddies would not watch them anymore or buy coaching from themIn the end, you just need to follow the money.
Nigga psychoanalytically coping
>copingDon't compare me with subhumans like yourself, young blud
Which one of you made this lol
>>557747003yo who axed for kuni sonyo why you killin tekken
>>557747212Satan
>>557747212only two people here like tekken and both are on meds so it must be of them
>liking tekken>calling tekken 4 and tekken 5 vanilla "golden age"this dont add up
>be tekken (marketing) team>develop tekken 8>make it so that characters basically play themselves>market the game to the ""broader audience"">the "broader audience" experiences wins for the first time in their lives>lots of them start streaming>actual tekken players are displeased with the direction and design of the game>the "useful idiots" are so addicted to winning that they will defend the current state of the game and make discourse impossible>they always outnumber any critic and drown any criticism by being the prime example of anti-intellectualism>add "pro-players" into the mix>mostly they're driven by self-profit either because they think they're gonna be rich and famous epic content creator or because any criticism is a threat to filling their own pockets>tale as old as time>anyone with any integrity has long left the scene>majority remaining are grifters, scammers and retards>shit so bad even Harada left
salami was right about pre-5U doa's fan service but he made the mistake of using the word "empowering" so twigger culture warriors used that to misconstrue the argument to be about feminism and not about tits being the kind of cool that everyone can agree was tasteful
i love this pic
>>557747830>no pubic hair peeking out
>>557747803Both of those were indeed fantastic if you weren't a sweaty comptard.
>>557748006while this is the case for tekken 5, even casuals could tell there was 0 spacing in tekken 4, similar to t8combine that with the small roster and generally weaker feeling characters which make it even worsemassive downgrade compared to tag 1
Such haram words Jnhih al-Kazami
>>557733981That King-Alex costume is pretty sick not gonna lie
>>557745796anything by daddy sawyer transcends the west-east barrier thougheverbeit, same with kojima
Leon dashes to the elevator, grabs Ashley, and escapes with her. While riding into the sunrise, Ashley offers to have sex with Leon, but he seems uninterested. She then asks who that woman was, so he simply tells her that she's a piece of his life he just can't let go of.
no way fag
my havent showered in 2026 came to an end… had to get a haircut, my self esteem was too low.
>>557748758What is she trying to tell me?
>>557745305Proof you wanna be jap expert
harada got fired
shimbori left and a couple of months later a new DoA starts development
i love fahk bros i love being in a mixup every time he presses 3 from range 4 sooooo fucking honest it hurts how do fahk players even manage it
>>557750163Imagine learning opponents pattern.I guess it makes sense why you suck lol.
I love sucking dicks though?
why did people complain about akuma when they could've just learned opponent's jump and d3 patterns
>how do fahk manage itthey don't even play the gamefahk can't even whiff even if you were to side walk his """"""linear""""" moves
>>557750163>>557750891Why are you cursing?
every move is easy to beat if you know when it's coming... skill issue if you don't
Kino or Alive 7 and THANK YOU 6 feel so far away. I legitimately wouldn't be surprised if Tekken 9 releases before or around the same time as those two.
>>557735983In a game like this with 40 characters you will learn jack fucking shit actually playing the game because you're just going to be facing a string of people doing flowcharts with no time to adapt or even recognize which fucking move they are.You won't get anywhere in Tekken playing the game. You need to sit down and lab for hours to improve at all, in fact playing is probably the worst bang for your buck when it comes to returns.You do need a bit of playing to see what people do, but if you have say, a guy that plays 5 hours and labs 1 and a guy that plays 1 hour and labs 5, the second guy will overtake the first guy MASSIVELY because he's actually doing what matters which is memorizing the 2000 or so moves you need to know in this game.
>Dead rather than Alive 7 >Virtual Cementery 6
good thing we have 3 Capcom games this year and GTA 3
>nu-buckcom>grand theft sloppothat's gonna be a big yikes and cringe from me twins...
both mog jewdai shartco
>fahk does knee>you manage to side step it>fahk is at the other side of the stage so you can't even punish it>try to space fahk>can't because everything he does has infinite range and can't even be whiff punished>his low pokes do too much damage, lock you in a 2d game and even guarantee 50 damage on a ch>also has a low homing range 5 cutscene trigger where you have to guess between getting fucked, getting fucked, getting guard broken or gambling again>also has king's muscle armor for some godforsaken reason>if he's not spamming lows, he can just do mids that skip neutral and launch on regular hit>literally a character without any weaknesses>make the game so brain dead that labbing is actually pretty fucking useless except to know what you can punish and duck, since every character has access to god buttons and optimized flowcharts rarely have any real counterplay but you are fated to guess 90% of the timeOn the other hand, normalcattle doesn't care as long as they're winning without having to turn on their brains since they don't even have to because the game just does everything for them and then they can say they're good at the game and buy more battle passes.Same shit with Law and the nunchucks. Without them he would be a balanced character but good shit makes the pigs squeal in terror because then they'd have to learn the game and not gamble on ez wins.Normies really are revolting slop eaters holy shit.
100% read it
>>557752345yes you're right booba indeed
I've read a post about why GTA is popular with normies, despite being shit games, because they're actual psychopaths trying to live out their fantasies.
>>557752345Actual good read and 100% facts basedAnyone who disagree, facts don't care about your feelings!!!
you dont need to keep replying to my essays with snarki dont care what you animals thinki'm just forcefeeding you
>>557752345This is a based post. 100% factual. Fahku is a turd match up.
akshually how can that character have god moves and be good if i use my character that has god moves (but isn't good because it's all MY skill) and i win every time?didnt think bout that uh? lmao gottem
tiger woods is an old ass unc now
NOT REMATCHING ANNAFUCK THAT
kazniggas pretending d1+2 isn't like the most carried button in the game is wild ong
i need to pipe annas shithole
>reactable low that's launch on block is carried nownext you tell me bryan is top 1 because of snake edge
reminder that roger jr had a bikini in tag 2
Imma be honest GOD in Europe is hard as fuck specially if you play a fundies character.
>>557736917>>557736665it's just different risk/reward not everything has to be homogenized you inbredshigh pc get to be faster and safer on block with the risk of getting ducked, while mids are less safe on block but safer on absorb
>>557751638i wonder if the remaster of doa6 will be worth playing, seems like the same thing with better graphics, not sure if thats enough to keep us engaged in fightans while not playing d8. the only other good thing is ingrid releasing in sf6 soon as well since shes cute as hekck.
>>557754605>launch on block>>557754634>fundies character
Returning after ages, when do people start playing more usual Tekken rank wise? I'm seeing such shit flow charts and slow walk "dashing" in Purple and it feels weird. I admittedly didn't play a ton of Ranked in T8 but like, this shit is a joke
>>557754726most power crushes are in the same 18 to 22 range, the only one that is stupid fast is Asukahigh power crushes kind of suck, they should just be made mids. if asuka f1+2 was 19-20f it'd be better as a mid as well
>>557754901it gets worse at high ranks unironically. what happens is the niggas get really good at pressuring so you gotta make 10 mind games per second. but you play more defensive around tekken king to tekken god. then its more optimized pressuring. but obviously they have better steps and punishes in high ranks, but its more offensive.
I can't get people's timing at all bros but the only character I really like is Lee, so this is a pain in the dick. I've been at the same skill level for like a month despite doing practice drills and shit. Unless I really like Kunimitsu I think I'll just have to drop the game, I check my replays and the only improvement I can really see is "get better reflexes". I'm not even at the point where it's a gameplan issue (not saying my gameplan is perfect) I'm just getting fucking killed by high extensions reactable lows and shit I'm not stepping.
I'm the milkman
>>557754901Sorry bro, that's a thing of the pastOnly thing you will find is even more refined flowcharts and not letting you breath
>>557755058>the only one that is stupid fast is Asukanot true
>>557754901You are the problem
>>557754901I came back for a day after not playing since launch and got Tekken King with 80% wrThis game is not tekkenThe only thing that changed is peoples flowcharts getting better
>>557755067Yeah I got a taste of much better people in quick play and it obviously makes the case that Heat shouldn't be so free as fuck when it can operate like a borderline pocket Rage Art. People actual good with Nina still just maniacs, such a frustrating fight
>>557755638tutorial ends at god
>>557755495I'll be sure to spend extra money in the cash shop to tip the crew for their efforts
>>557755738it evnds top 4 evo*
>>557755638post your wavu (you wont)
I'm into men and boys.
>>557755875idk what wavu is but i can post my stats from the actual game if you want
Gran Turismo 7 is a love letter to motorsport history and an impeccable technical showcase. The franchise's traditional formula gets good improvements.
>>557755982wank.wavu.wikipost it
>>557755535off the top of my mind high powercrushes areasuka - i15azu - i16fuckurmum - i19jack - i20eddy - i20paul - i20+ iircvictor - i20feng - i19there are some really fast ones from stance though like Steve which is i13 or 14 i thinkbut in general they're not that much faster except for the i15-16 ones which are stupid as hellit just feels stupid to me. the idea behind a power crush is that you are expecting them to press into you, if they press into you then your reward is that it becomes safer. but if it's high your reward is getting fucking launched instead
>>557756182the reward is they stop pressing
>>557756000It truly is ludography.
>>557756241why unc tatd his name on both arms
>>557756045https://wank.wavu.wiki/player/52TRFiQ4B5ET
there is genuinely zero way to tell when the fuck you can press into Steve
>>557756510>leo>oceaniaeric is that you
>1600 elo>this isnt real tekken>1600 eloaight man
>>557756624no but i was one of the people who played him in oce lobbieshe was GoD so defs not me
>realize opponent is spamming kick strings>throw out kick sabaki >get 3 combos off successful sabakis>realize despite adapting to my opponents playstyle and using the proper counter move and timing it, risking being counter hit if I was wrong that 99% of the tekken community thinks im a gorilla fraud Asukabros why do we have to suffer so much
>>557755681good ninas play hermetically perfect, no space to do anything, fought a god1 once and it was hard
>>557755058>>557754726high power crushes being weaker to checks was fine when as a counter balance they were allowed to be heat engagersnow that that was removed (and also before removing the engagers they reduced other attributes like tracking and range from many of them) they are incredibly subpar and nigh useless in a game where offense is built around needing a good power crush to defend against a lot of thingsbut hey surely Back to Basics™ will fix that so no worries
>>557752345Also has like 4 high low strings and just in case you can guess when hell use a high half his moves will just crush through armor for some reason and then crumple for a full combo
>>557756634I have no reference for what good elo isas I said I barely touch this game out of mostly disgust but its hard to break tekken addiction
DOA has such cool real life martial arts, nice meaty and realistic attacks, im sold (got the free version)
>>557756182the reward is hitting them, if you're expecting a jab or df1 then don't take the riskshaheen and alisa also have fast highs
>>557756045I posted it, can you tell me what ur looking for exactly
>>557756992he wanted to talk shit but now he kneeled cause you're the better player
I want to try DoA but what if people hate me because i just want to play as pretty women? Feng main btw
>>557756514He literally says 123 or 1234 to let you know when its your turn. If he just counted to 3 or 4 and you blocked it then its your turn. If he just did anything but a df1 or something that ended on him saying 2 and you blocked it or ducked it then its your turn. Heres the key though, just spam lows, steve at low to mid play is completely mogged by lows. All of his he has literally one high low string and 2 lows that are short and suck.. he has one counter hit low and its from stance and mega obvious. Almost erything he has gets interrupted by lows or can be ducked
>>557757754NEW
actual new :)>>557757775>>557757775>>557757775
>>557756000My gf exploded my modded ps2 i was playing gt4 on and theyll never release gt7 on pc ;_;
>>557754634Playing Azucena in GoD is fucking impossible.