Previous: >>557654983>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I HATE MY NIGGER FLATLINING DANCHOU
FUCK jpiggers
Click the blue theater seats to get S rank uma
Umanko
Mambo!
>>557673520>>557673638Why is /uma/ obsessed with whos brown or not when most of Ameribrown CEOs are jeets
>>557673897you only dox yourself if you show the theater name
>>557673943I genuinely can't tell whether people actually like Narita Top Road or they're just posting her for netorare memes.
>/uma%20/
>>557674048Still, anyone got a link? Im just really curious how the fuck an uma thread turns into racemixing
Flatbwos how do you guys control your nerves during this time? Danchou is starting to talk about the quota and if I get kicked now I won't get my monthly gibs. I already got kicked twice after the 15th and I don't want it to happen again. I still can't believe that bunch of fucking shitposting retards here ruined Mambo.
>>557674062Narita Top Road is one of the most aesthetically pleasing umas to look at
>>557674061I do not trust the hacker known as 4chan.
uma musume is die
Cygames is giving out a selector ticket with each ticket purchase of the BNE movie btw
Why is Marve so big?
>>557673163at mine no one's going thursday but friday and the weekend are packed
>>557674164just play the game...
Do Uma pregnancies last a full twelve months like irl mares?
>>557674198no
>>557674062see >>557673513>harhar get it ntr means cucking haha lol fnny aaaIt's a joke that used to be funny and has been insanely overused, as is the usual case with mongoloid normalfags using the internet.
>>557674237Assholes leaving opening seats in the middle kek
>(((◎)))BITCH YOU JUST TOLD ME MY STAMINA WAS OK
>>557674235I fucking wish I'd buy a ticket and not even go
>>557674236Filled with life giving energy
i NEED sweaty stinky umas fresh after a race
>>557674147I dunno what thread he's talking about but I'm guessing it just got raided, same thing happens here when a schizo decides to spam scat for a couple hours
>>557674235So 0?
>>557674062she has big boobies
>>557673984The only N-word you should call your danchou is Nice.
BUI BUIYEEEEEEEY
>NO ONE ever talks about S1 2 or god forbid 3>No one ever talks about the OVAs of each season or the Standalone OVAs made by CyJew>People only ever talk about the FUCKING MOVIE which they can easily watch on their 2nd screen dubbed, while slightly focusing when pretty overanimated images show upI hate zoomer so fucking much holy fuck
>>557674235I'd buy a ticket and actually go to the movie if this were the case. I'm not going to a theater full of teenagers otherwise.
don't worry bros the kentucky DAHBY will save us from MANT
I hate that we share threads with /v/ now. It makes me feel vulnerable. They're bullies.
Digitan LOVE
>marked
cute dork reading this thread right now
Gonna queue up. Wish me luck.
>>557674471unc...
>>557674471we talked about the seasons of pretty derby before, and our resident schizos yelled at us to go to /a/
>>557673163Thanks for this post actually, I went to check and show the nearly sold out 42ND street theater only to find out they added more timeslots that wasn't a dogshit 7PM timeslot on the weekday.
>>557674538it's me, i'm dork
>>557674501THAT'S why thread quality has gone down so much these past few days. It started the moment they got phase shifted over to /vg/. I forgot about that.
>>557673513>I reaaaaaaaally enjoy her voice, not sure why.She has one of the best VA in the entire cast, right after Goldshi, top 2 of my top 5 easily. Her voice is soft and gentle which pairs perfectly with Topro kind nature, and her singing is incredible too, all the songs she is in are some of the best they ever made, to the point an Orchestra Maestro recognized Topro work in them.>Glorious Moment!>ONCE MORE, I CAN>Toresen Ondo>Gaze on Me!>Ready!! Steady!! Darby!!She mogs like 78% of the cast with how good she is
Genuine question, has anyone had good experiences with uma AI to erp with? I just rediscovered character.ai.
>>557674514
>>557674578>obeyed the schizoLmao pathetic
Love Agnes.
>>557674612Alrighty now calm your horses there, NTR-kun. All power to you for being such a huge fanboy, but holy shit.
>>557674501No one's gonna rape you tranny
>>557674053Still cant believe her parents were happy with her getting all cozy with trainer during their hotspring tripWith how young she is and all...
yes i will be watching beginning of a new era in theatersyes i will be bringing my mejiro ryan keiba plushyes i will be bringing my mejiro ryan fumoyes i will be wearing my mejiro ryan shirtyes i will clap at the two appearances of mejiro ryan in the movieyes i will have fun
>>557674471bro... you missed the anime marathon we had a week before global released
>>557674501Why does it makes you feel vulnerable?
fact: sprints are slop because Gold Ship can't win them
>>557674501>>557674609They have a thread going on right now
>>557674682>has anyone had good expeirnece using SLOPPED and POZZED to FUUUUUUUUUUUCK C.AI?Retard. Also most models are fucking mega retarded regarding references, at least weeb shit, they make shit up left right and center.
>>557674471Zoomers don't watch movies dumb fucking nigger. There's no way I'm sitting down in some room for 2 hours without doing anything. Fuck that shit.
>>557674187I am going to cross-reference the seat selection against my global kinography database and find your exact location as well as your snack preferences and the wiggle pattern of your butt cheeks during the film.
>>557674704>horse in a gimp suitnow i've seen everything
>got jordan, tama, dober and chiyono o>all fucking useless to this day and not for the lack of tryingPulling umas is the biggest scam ever I regret getting them so fucking much
>>557674685
>>557674501That's not really the case I think. They still stick to their own, the decline in thread quality is mostly the natural decline of the game.
>>557674682>fell for the sock puppet againidk witlet
>>557674791Yes and you're having sloppy seconds with Goldship because I already fucked her lol
>>557674872>Dober>uselessTrainer issue.
>>557674861You make this sound absurd, but I bet it's possible.
>>557674749They know she would make a good parent
>>557674471why are uncs so delusional? they spend all their time making things up about people they don't even know or speak to, just so they can get mad at them.
I like the idea that umas are way stronger than humans BUT if they become flustered they instantly become weak and carry-able
>>557674682I've had an alright time with sillytavern but you need to lurk /aicg/ a bit to figure out where they're hiding the proxies to get free access to commercial models.
>>557674873
>>557674791holy FUARK she's so hot bros
>>557674872Fuck you too buddy
Why is Haru so small and puny?
>>557674907/v/ma is still doing good Tbdesu
>>557675009>hiding the proxies to get free access to commercial models.that's not a thing... god I fucking miss the super early days when we had 3-4 days of FREE early day GPT 4.0 access, that shit was enlighten, at least for RP faggotry.
>>557674803Can't find it but I do think they are a largely different population, odds are there is no /v/ boogeyman
>>557674609>past few daysMore like past month
>>557669928Done.In case the need to get away from chukyo still exists:https://jiggie.fun/umajig4
Posted in one of the old threads by mistake: I am very dumb and new. How "fast" is the global version's update schedule? I'm pretty much just waiting for Jungle Pocket (and Obey Your Master in the unlikely event she makes it into the game) seeing as I was able to get my favorites, Opera and Rudolf, on my first day.
>1200 wit>Late Startnaruhodo...
>>557674471S1 was kino. S2 sucked because teio sucks and S3 was so bad I try to forget it exists. The ovas are ok but you can't blame people for not being excited when they mostly focus on umas who aren't out and have weird names and zero hype.
>>557675034
>>557675083She's a child
>club is organizing an uma movie meetup after recent events
>>5576752356 months of content happens in about 4 months on global
>>557674682Chub.ai and miniapps are where I go. They're all kind of shit though. I spend more time corralling and regenerating posts than I do writing my own.
>>557675235pokke is about 2 years from now
/uma/ confirmed hyper normalfaggy and filled with reddit syrup
>>557674235>tfw my country bans gambling>no umamusume in theatre
>>557674907holy cope, this place has been losing a lot of players and sadly we only keep the shitposters instead of the good trainers. I really hope MANT helps to clean this place
>>557674749Tracen is where umas go to find a spouseTheir parents are in on itStinko Windys mom gets her to give her trainer roses in a flower gardenSpe and bourbon have you meet their parentsFlash booked you a one way trip to dusseldorf, the two of you staying at her parents home (they redid the furniture for your visit)The trainer academy is just spousal training for ningen in preperation for this.Its all part of Tracens pla
>>557675241
shimbori rudolf
>>557675376Are you one of the good posters.
>>557675376Bold of you to assume the shitposters play the gameIt's going to get even worse, mark my words
>>557674974No, it's really not. You're not getting doxxed here unless you post an email address you've used for a decade or something. People can't just do deus ex hacker stuff to your post and find out which telephone pole it was carried through.
>>557675093I believe it but they're also unified since they have a common enemy, maybe that's what we need.
>>557675235pokke is about a year and a half away. obey your master, if they released her tomorrow, would be approximately three years away.
>>557673890This image of a girl thinking carefully about Mejiro Bright is very appropriate as an introduction to this Mejiro Bright thread.
>>557675395I swear but Flash sounds like one of the most homely and committed to this whole schtick.Yes, I am 120% biased.
i propose we bring back walfas
>>557674682You're better off staring at the wall and imagining scenarios in your head
>>557675404
>>557674501*rapes you*
>>557674473It's ok, I'll grab the voucher codes off those teenagers on your behalf.
Which uma has the weirdest run?
>>557674907Desperate times. We need to interbreed with /v/ma to continue the 4chan uma legacy.
>>557675501They actively tried to gatekeep shitposters too
>>557674704
Pffffttt even the fronts are pacing down. What a joke.
>>557675359>>557675342>>557675534Well, shit. I guess I'll come back in a couple of years then.
>>557674974I joined an /uma/ lobby once and now I get mailed 750ml of horse semen every week
>>557674609Man you guys falsely see patterns everywhere.A gambling game like umamusume is too dangerous for the likes of you.
>>557675550
My late groove was Carrying yesterday but today she was jobbing... Hopefully she wins me finals. Also in hindsight i kindw regret not making a better bakushin, no speed star, no professor hurts. Still, almost 80%wr so i can't be complaining
>>557674062I can't think of an uma I don't like.
>>557675646Gomen, but it's true!
>>557675395>Its all part of Tracens plaTHEY GOT HIM
>>557675657longs are more enjoyable to watch than this pace down garbage tbhdesu
>>557675164year of the honseIt's hilarious to see them playing whack-a-mole with the jannie
I really like this game's msuic
>>557675281Out of 10!
>>557675710that shit is worth its weight in gold. you have a very rich admirer, anon
What's with all the Haru mutants?
>>557675638Club mergers with /v/ma when
>>557674471Not talking about s2 is a defense mechanism to avoid remembering when Teio was a cool uma.
>>557675726
>>557675720Are you trans? You type like you're trans.
/v/ma is somehow more active than /uma/They are often the most active thread on /v/
>Vodka is actually a girl after allthank god I was straight all along
>Speed Bonus 1>Groundwork hints
>>557675965they'll be equally dead when climax drops
>>557675985sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>557675865After the undoukai with them
>>557675904
>>557675747lategroove did not do very well for me, but I highrolled trying to build pace so I don't know if i just built it wrong or pace was better all along
>>557675934What about my way of typing is trans?
STOP CALLING HER HARU
SEX WITH MARUZENSKY
>>557676115Ulala
>>557675903my wife is still cool tho
>>557675903I cried like a bitch watching Teio's rise and fall and so on. Then watching season 3 I caught myself caring more about pretty much every other character but Kitasan, so I mostly just powered through it to get to the OVAs and movies. I'll start CinGrey soon.
>>557675985Vodka literally daydreams about getting with her trainer in the same way her parents got togetherShe is just a super dork tomboy that gets nosebleeds at the smallest hint of romance
>>557674682I have this question but with ai art, is there any way to make it look good or obey my instructions. I have very specific fetishes
>>557676105The smell.
>>557674942>>557675040>not even good as a parent since release
>>557676089
>>557676092You probably built her wrong then, my Groove's WR would be higher if not for getting 2nd often to my other umas. She stomps enemies consistently. And last thread there was an anon with 50%WR on her
>He even pulled for the April Fool's cardI kinda want this guy to win now. Even if he is a leviathan at least he's doing something fun.
>>557676250I already like her a lot, no reason to convince me bro. Exactly my type top to bottom.
>Someone in my club hit 100m alreadyRemember to take a break bro
>>557676267I don't know what to say, Anon. You're alone in your room and you smell a tranny.
>>557676275This looks like a panel straight out of pixiv porn
>>557676354Sweepy.....
>>557675115Lurk /aicg/ more and you might just be reunited with your GPT umanko
>>557676275
my kingu forever
>>557675965it's the streisand effect kicking in because of the janny constantly trying to delete their threads
Speaking of clubs, where do toreinas go when they get kicked from a club hereIs there a retirement home system, or do they join whatever club has open slots and isn't D rank
>>557676437I lurk there and only found nvidia nim... Mind sharing this...?
>>557676369You are trans, though.
>>557676453
>>557676437>Free access to slopmini, slok, and even GPT 3.5 al teh way through slop 5.2HUH!?!? aaaaaaaaa I don't wanna lurk another general stop baiting me you faggot. I'm used to uncensored local models anyway, partly cuz I'm not poor and can use good models.
>>557676512They just go to randoms or dieT. Followed some dead anons.
>>557676250the way she makes motorbike noises with her mouth puts her squarely in the daughteru category for me, too cute and not sexy
OISSU
>>557676512Some clubs are always recruiting...
Open is still weird.55/70Most of the scariest competition were umas cutting skills for 1000spd/1000pow. I saw a grand total of one properly built front Bakushin that smoked everyone. But otherwise a lot of Curren, Halo, Bakushin, Air Groove later on. And a lot more people than usual running random crap teams just to get participation prizes.
>>557676648*Umaini Umagrok Umagpt
>>557676512They change their names and go to more casual clubs.
This is pure gambling
>>557675965peak mexican hours since they are all /a/ mexicans who don't understand video game general threads belong on /vg/ because they don't know what a general thread is because all /a/ threads are general threads
>>557676713UMA ATTACK *breaks your ribcage*>>557676743>YOU CAN'T JUST ADD UMA IN FRONT OF EVERYTHING
>>557676628
I have a 30% WR
>>557676354hehe...
>BakushitJust stay home lil bro
Jannies keep killing /v/ threads. Whatever.
>movie floppinI mean...when is the last time you went to a movie theathre? Prices are jacked up like shit. Besides, if you played the game, you watched it already.Hell, last movie me and my crew went to a movie theatre was for...Four Rooms (1995) in our city movie archive theatre for 1/10th of a price, had a blast.
>>557676763easily the worst /a/ poster, ignoring the /yuri/ cunts
>>557676354How I sleep knowing my danchou doesn't know
>>557676869The /uma/ wanderer killed it
>>557676785
>>557674020
*fucking MURDERS you then laughs about it*
>>557676892Not the past weekend but the weekend before that, actually. Saw two movies that week in general. Both kind of fucking sucked though.
[DO NOT READ THIS BLOG POST]You know, I can relate to Tachyon in this one image.This was in highschool I was fucking with someone because they were sleeping in the cafeteria and so I stacked 5 cartons ofvarious flavours of milk on his sleeping head. Some senior girl was laughing so I thought I was impressing her but later I learned that she was in the middle of drawing a 4 page erotica of rough hardcore yaoi smut featuring me and the guy who was sleeping. It was uploaded on her twitter account and I'm pretty sure it's still there. Does it count as child porn because I was like 15 ish at the time?
heres how i see itbig theaters in the big cities are selling/sold outsmaller theaters are pretty barren right now, but generally those have a lot more walk-ins rather than people who reserve ahead of time due to the fact that theres not much in the way of scarcity
>>557676763there was once a time when not every /a/ thread was a general threadthose were better times
STOP TALKING OFF TOPIC GARBAGE HOLY SHIT
>>557676943
>>557677017Nyoooo...
I was promised a ban wave, all ya'll shills told me Cygames were anal about cheating, fuck you limpdick turboniggers I'm going to start botting too, suck my dick.
>>557677081lmao this nigga looked gay enough to star in a yaoi fanfic
>>557677075Kinda proves the point, no? Movie quality went down the shitter as well.
If this cm is killing so many anons, what's gonna happen on next one?It's going to be a curren/oguri/taiki fest? Because I doubt anyone other than El and lol Urara is easily availableAnd if you want a mutant, good luck with Mile AND fucking Dirt
I respect it.
Bullet Train starring Brad Pitt was the last good movie, everything else is bad and is uncslop
>>557677081i can relate. in my senior year i got stalked by a freshman girl who shipped me and my best friend and wrote poetry of us having gay sexit wasnt fun just seeing her around the town literally anywhere i went
>>557677124
>>557677141After the paid selectors trust the plan
Group B is a fascinating place
>>557677221baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6fu6LFNR0w
>>557677141lmao you think they're gonna ban their biggest piggies?
>>557677221Holy fuck I agree anon, that movie was so kino it shocked me. I was not prepared.
>>557677179Taikifest for sure and 3 oguri matchups. Also mutant Suzukas randomly appearing to fuck you up.Selector ticket comes out 1 day after finals...
asshole didn't level up his mlb ssr to 50thank god i noticed before wasting my borrow/tp
>>557677376That pic would've been funnier if torena missed a finger
>>557677315
>>557677191I've seen 2 Taishins now. One got second the other didn't place. A shame there haven't been more stayer sprinters.
>>557676654I mean good for you i guess but not everyone see's a girl daydreaming about getting together with (you) then goes "yeah thats my daughter."
>>557677351Us sweepers keep the servers running Say thank you
Is this the worst morale has ever been?
>Curren cries when she loses hardFunny
>>557677336how did she do?
>>557677490
>>557677630kek what a bitch
>there's a showing only an hour and a half drive away from mei was not expecting there to be one less than three hours away. i've never seen an anime movie in theaters. i wonder if i should go.
>>557677612where do you see this screen
>>557677179There's a lot more variety this time surprisingly. El is going to be the popular pick though... as Pace. Not everyone has the mental fortitude and patience to mutate her to front.
>>557677630>>557677691Kinda like half the generalCurren is certified /uma/
>>557677221Literally never heard of it but il put it on my list.Go watch Shoot em up. https://youtu.be/VZZm6r2k_vY?si=Ga7JkB-_-fbb7Lmo
>>557677541you're supposed to say "aww that's cute, maybe when you're older", and then when she's older you set her up with the son you had with Air Groove
>>557677612>$494 of carats
>>557677660
>>557677740>Not everyone has the mental fortitude and patience to mutate her to front.I keep forgetting how casual /uma/ is
>>557677698theyre funexpect wholesome autism from anyone else going
>>557677691>And... posted!
>>557677698I have a history of watching popular anime movies and the audience being dogshit or not is an actual coinflip. I saw MHA and they were horrible, I saw Naruto and they were good, I saw Love Live and I wanted to choke everyone in the theater, I saw SAO and they were good. It's so fucking weird and I'm still scared with Uma's popularity they'll be awful and cheering over fucking nothing but who knows
>>557677620Just wait until MANT starts and people realize their dailies are going to take 3-5 hours
>>5576776424th. That was the first gutsmaxxing Bakushin I've seen in all my group B matches. Most of the people have less than 500 wit but I do see some strays with 600-900 wit.
>>557677612>>557677785the really crazy part is it's only one spark's worth
>>557677749no, currenxistercurren is certified /lgbt/
>>557677813Anons love late surgers here. You should already know that. The easiest style to build.
>>557677081>TachyonConducts experiments on other umas.>DigitalPotentially depicts you (uma) as a bottom in her fanficsHmmm, I wonder which one is worse.
>>557677837Falco does the same thing when shes loses
>>557677705
>>557677081>but later I learned that she was in the middle of drawing a 4 page erotica of rough hardcore yaoi smut featuring me and the guy who was sleepingDid you read it?
>>557677812
>>557677837BASED falco laughing at the whore
>>557677156Hey I look very straight, its a yuri nigger thing. You know how when yuriniggers see two girls being friends and they would ship them? For example tachy and cafe or mcqueen and teio being close and think haha they be fucking, Its the same logic with people who are into yaoi they just do not have a sense of what a proper relationship between two members of the same sexes look like
MANT will SAVE the game. We get Kitasan as the very first new uma during it AND you don't need her card for the scenario.
>>557678107What's MANT?
>>557678000
>>557678075why do you have strong opinions on what a gay couple should look like
>>557678107>frontslopMANT will be fucking cringe
>haha I bet the theater will be emp-What the fuck???
>>557678107You need welfare SSRs for CLIMAX or you are shit out of luck. What would a new player do?
>>557678165it's what weeaboos call TB
>>557678186>the handicap section is completely occupied
>>557677950oh it only shows stuff you bought through therei just started using the site instead here's the mlb fuku damage
>>557678246TOTAL BAKUSHIN
>>557678167
>>557678274I love you, Brian-chan!
>no showings east of ontario
>>557678296all me
>>557677179It's gonna be Taiki/Oguri/Falco/Digital/mutant Suzuka/Pasa
>>557678274Don't say that...
>>557678352Ehhh? Who was talking about that? Also umamusume? Atleast use a umamusume image
>>557678186Very nice for them to include seats for the metafaggots
>>557678356
>>557677705>>557677785>>557677880>>557677612480 buxONE PITY
I wanna flatline, what other games should I play? No gachas.
The closest I've seen to a King getting first
>>557677880>>557678553grim
>>557677959Gold City bukkake.
>>557678186I'm just glad this shit sold well enough that they added more timeslots that isn't obscene dogshit. Id o not understand people who watch movies later than 5/6pm. I don't wanna get home at 10PM man.
brian...love...
>>557678571You've got the library of alexandria on your hands and you have to ask?Ninja Gaiden
>>557678571Fortnite
>>557678571nioh 3
>>557678440>the fucking dakotas get showings>montreal gets nothingsucks to be a leaf
>>557678571What kind of games you like anon
>>557678274where can i read these manga all i see are fucking vietnamese tls
>>557678529
>>557678352Oguri…
>>557678571dig up an old console and beat that old game you never finished
>>557678571Play YS8
>>557678571dungeon keeper
Brian LOVE
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
>>557678571Phantom Doctrine
>>557678808ME?IM HORNYSHORT FOR DA HORNED REAPER
>>557678701gn
>>5576786804x, survival horror, third person shooters, RTS, Action adventure. But I'll play anything really. I'm not picky
Please let this dogshit run end already
i like cryers and tanukis and rice shower
Favorite "Torena"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bLW-KTM5U
>>557678929The one thing I very much appreciate while playing JP is if I get dogshit runs I can just hit auto and let the AI finish it and still get the fans instead of having to sit through trash.
Nobody unironically Rices their Shower
>Out of borrowsI am the raped.
>>557679005torepi~
>>557679005didn't need to watch the video, best is taiki shuttle
i had a dream where ticketzo was advertising old spice but instead of PA PA PA POWER she says DAH DAH DAHBY
>>557679085
>he doesn't wash his rice
>>557679008can't wait to do that 5 times a day and curse out loud
>>557679180Rice Washer..
>>557678808https://youtu.be/6pLbvCwPu2o?si=_sZ_ufvdmsPFU57XGood effin choicehttps://youtu.be/NYlgC7ExbhE?si=g8XEEtBW4poDA6q-&t=191>>557678907Lets name obscurer stuff. Star Wolves, Troubleshooter, Battle Brothers with Legends mod. Age of Decadence
>>557679005troonslators will hear all of this and then localize マスター to Trainer
>They didn't save all their CM tickets for the reruns
>>557679180>he lives in a part of the world wherein washing rice is necessary
>>557679225>implying cygays will ever implement anything for globalI'm 100% sure they won't give us any qol changes, even when we reach the point in time they were added to jp
>>557679008Wow just like sweepy
>>557679005want so bad to reroll account to have rice call me onee-sama, but then I wouldn't have mlb kita...
>>557679348>I'm 100% sure they won't give us any qol changes, even when we reach the point in time they were added to jp
>>557679348grim
>>557679005Tore-chan.
Didnt they already give us the multi runs for daily races :v
>>557679348We got balance update two scenarios early already...
>>557679428just change your trainer sex
>>557677880Do piggies really?
>>557679348at least make your doomposting make sense
i shower my Rice with semen if you know what i mean
>>557677880Only selectors and the monthly pass are worth buying, at least for now.
>>557679008>Wow, what an amazing feature they have in JP, I wonder why this isn't implemented yet.>Wow, what an amazing feature they have in JP, I wonder why this isn't implemented yet.>Wow, what an amazing feature they have in JP, I wonder why this isn't implemented yet.Over and over.
>>557679587based cygames for being so accommodating to genderfluid individuals
>>557679005Torecchi :3
>>557679748Arent we all genderfluid
>>557679748>genderfluid nah you just glue your ingame trainer tulpa and replace
Now that cygenerous left me gaping, surely the next run will be decent
>>557679782My only fluid is going inside my trainee
>Bringing two debuffers only to lose anywaylmao>>557679748I can't believe CyGAYS is woke, I should have learned my lesson from gayblue fantasy...
>>557679883post full and sauce
Anyone got 2 carrats to spare?
So, which uma is your front entrance uma?
...dahby?
>>557680087Cute!
>>557679658>INot my laisu
>>557679680Here's another great QOL they only implemented a few months ago
>>557679005naturally
>>557680312Can't wait to get this implemented in 5 yearsI'm sure global will still be alive by then
im out of tp pots... i think i'm gonna spend carats on tp again...
>>557666070Umas are simply mid game not catering to western standards.>gacha which by design is made for asian salarymen>except it's cygames so it has grind only asians and autists tolerate, while other gachas create QoL mechanics to let you skip repeatable content>grind isn't even that rewarding when it comes to pulls you get from it>extremely safe and thus boring stories, west isn't this much into silly SoL but rather heroic talesRelease was fine enough, there were much worse, like Tree of Savior for example which had so awful optimization it drove away like 80% of playerbase in a mere month. UmaMusu started pretty strong but it simply has no player retention whatsoever. Gachas are often lacking as games, but successful ones have one or two things they exceel at and keep players engaged. It can be either coom like in BD2 or AL, story like in GFL, BA and arguably AK, gameplay like GI, WuWa (for gacha standards) and AK. UmaMusu has only qt characters, but most gachas have that. And then you have downsides that drag games down. For example FEH was really strong few years ago, had likeable characters from mainline games and really comfy gameplay with FE mechanics, but powercreep got so bad it drove most players away. It always comes down to whether combined upsides and downsides keep you above dropping threshold. West generally has lower drop threshold due to higher standards/expectations, and UmaMusu has simply not enough upsides with rest being either meidocre or downside.Generosity also plays a role because it draws in F2Ps who serve as point of reference for whales to feel good about thesmelves. Generosity also includes decent value deals for low spenders. Monthly login carats are like 30% more expensive than in many other gachas and you get like 1/15 spark in system with no carryover like in hoyo system and no high rates like in AL where SSR has like 7% drop chance. BA has similarily bad shop but they provide more from gameplay which is less grindy.
>>557680386I'm keeping global afloat all by myself, don't worry.
>>557674471My club did a watchalong of all uma anime released up to now it was fun
Transcend more like Troonscend
>>557680438>like Tree of Savior for example which had so awful optimizationI'm still playing this kusoge..
>>557680570Reminder one or more of your clubbies gooned while you group watched them
>>557680631
>>557680312I feel like I've bitten into a forbidden fruit knowing that this exists and we won't get it for years. Just...spark passes. Just the spark passes for now. Please, Cygames.
>>557679005>>557680324>>557679235>effinCAREFUL THERE, ERIK, OR I'M GOING TO SNITCH ON YA MOM!>Battle Brothers and AoDBased. However, I couldn't give much of a shit for AoD, and preferred their sci-fi thing more, tho I didn't finish that one either, but that's on me.>>557680312Ignoring the schizo screaming "SPOILER REEEE"My fucking GOD the automation QoL in JP is so godly and it's impossible odd that they refuse to add most of it, not even the run doer.>The first frame that shows what is being automate, and the set up for itaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>557680661Yeah, me
Alright /uma/, how am I going to lose in Finals?
>>557680451I doubt I'll be playing at that time honestlyI'm just going to get the anni rewards and IF Mant is bearable I might keep going but as an f2p it's impossible for me to compete even if I save so fuck that
>>557680312>Auto Uma SanpoSoulless
>>557680704Me too
Nishitno Flawer
>>557680780>humble bragging
Yukino BItchin
>>55767860510pm is a good time to start all night sex marathon.
>>557680801>but as an f2p it's impossible for me to compete>during the f2p scenario
>>557680829What the fuck is an Uma Sanpo
THE CIRCLES MEAN NOTHING MAN
>ozempic banned at workplace because "if youre not hungry for snacks, youre not hungry for profits"Fuckin hell. Blackrock sucks.
>>557680631>13k hours>33/37 achievementsAnyway, doesn't it have like 200 players left, if not less? There are private RO servers with more. And ToS was the closest to being RO killer with its audiovisuals and gameplay. Sadly optimization and constant mechanics changes made it simply unplayable. If not for 0.2 hoglan FPS and servers shitting themselves under weight of all those players game had at start, it could have good run. But then I'm not sure how mechanics changes would go. I kind of miss Cryo and highlander qts.
How long before Bourbon releases?
>Go from 11/20 yesterday to 5/20 todayI don't know, guess my girls weren't feeling it today. They did some stupid shit like Biwa pushing up on the final straight only to drift behind a Taiki who was on the OUTER lane??? It wasn't even PDM except for 2 races, all my umas decided they wanted to swing wide except those five races, and Kawakami did this twice today >>557661362 Don't really know, I would be more bothered, but I had this same result in Scorpio of "Above average day 1 of round 2, drop the fucking ball like crazy in day 2" but I had 45% for Scorpio, I'm more impressed I stayed above 50% for this and Kawakami barely broke through to get 10 wins which was my main focus. I have yet to get a bronze in a CM and won't be surprised to see that as my fate this CM lmao.>>557680780No PDM which will seem promising, but then they will ALL wide swing.
>>557681012You take your Umas on outings.It was a temporary thing they made permanent recently. Gives 15 bond points daily for pretty much nothing. You get 2 a day, 1 for logging in and 1 for finishing a career, though there's an event now that ups that finishing a career to 2.
*contemplates*
>>557678352dober wouldn't say this
yay
>>557681012Uma date grooming
>>557681010>implying f2p can compete with whales in any contextOut of all the gaslights MANT being f2p has to be the lamest
>>557681269You know what? UNHappy birthday.
>>557681168Also where the KFC stuff comes from. I do wonder what they're going to do with that on the EN side.
>>557681269happy birthday anon
>>5576811341 day 20 hours.
>>557681012Compensated dating
>>557681269https://youtu.be/wGE2ZB_3ZO0?si=5eENS6yjIHdV9D6iHappy bday old man
>>557681269Fine birthday.
>>557681557That's some grand ASS
>>557680312I feel like I just watched something I shouldn't have
>>557681557Why would you draw an uma with bird poop all over her? Weirdos...
Outside AI who are the rest?
>>557681269don't turn on your car
>>557681647dirters
>>557681345i must stay alive for kfc uma dates and if global doesn't get it I'll have no reason to live
>>557681168>Yeah just take your trainee on datesAnd they say tracen isnt a venue for searching for future marriage partners...
>>557681647Kitasan Black and Symboli Rudolf
>>557681647Ricky Martin Hawk twarumaeEspoir shitty You should know the bottom two
Heheheh Good luckI'm behind 7 boxy's.
>>557681345>I do wonder what they're going to do with that on the EN sideAmerican KFC has declined considerably since the 2000s. I propose that global get a Bojangles collaboration instead.
>>557681647copano rickeyhokko tarumaeespoir cityall dirt horses, so most of their G1s are local G1s.
>>557681557I can see it
>>557681647Dirtfriends (in that pic from top to bottom it's Copano Rickey, Hokko Tarumae and Espoir City beside Ai-chan)
>>557681557
>>557681168>Uma Walking becomes perm on JP>See people post chiyo manga strips on /a/ about itI wanna see that stuff so bad, it sounds so cute, even tho it's just a lil fan service addition for the hell of it, like the valentines stuff.>>557681345> do wonder what they're going to do with that on the EN side.Prrrrrrrrooooooooobably not implement it, partly cuz KFC US might be retarded and hate money, and I highly doubt they will make a Maccies or King one instead.
>>557681269If catholic, happy birthday!
Umas built for compensated dating with balding salarymen>Gold City>Tosen Jordan>Curren-chan (Must be one of her highest tier subscribers on umafans)
Thread has been really boring/shitty these past few days. Let's spice it up and do something fun and rank every global trainee.Is digital /uma/ approved?
>>557681647https://youtu.be/TVlhkjpyRnU
>>557681886walking my uma
>>557681780Its gonna be non-attributable chicken resturaunt.>>557681819>soon FY will be in the gang
>>557681886they could just remove the branding.
>>557682005Teio is /uma/ approved
>>557682005Digitan is /ourgirl/
>>557682005Reddit ass post.
>>557681456>>557681557The GRANDED or butts!>>557682050That just sounds outright silly, but probably the easiest way to reuse the assets.
>>557682002Not Mayano Top Gun? She'd be the type to end up in a love hotel by complete accident and end up getting fucked silly.
>>557682005Teio is /uma/core.
>>557682005>Teio Immediately in NyoKek. I feel like 2 tiers is way too little. But digitan is NOT /uma/ approved.
>>557681727Tracen is not a marriage venue
>>557682169>by complete accident
>>557682005teio is milkable and cute
tell maya it will make her grown up
>>557682009>I wish you a Merry Christmas!Yeah... That song is not gonna come to Global
>>557682005Reddit post, go away.
>>557682005Falco is /uma/ approved
Which uma would you run train on with your fellow /uma/nons?
Umallo
I am so tired of you guys not taking me serious
>>557682448nobody she's for me only
Wait a minute, horses are herbivores. What the hell is in that "fried chicken"?
>>557682005if tachyon is reddit uma then digitan must be 4chan uma
>>557682463Why so serious?
>>557682463There's something musty about these animations.
>>557682554yes yes post the funny hons eating a chick video haha so refreshing
>>557682554umas are humanoids
>>557682554I'm not posting it
>>557682463it's seriousLY you zoomer
>>557682554Horses are omnivores. They eat opportunity.
>>557681269>We actually share a birthdayHappy birthday anon!
>>557682009>trannylators will still lolcow it to happy holidays
>>557682009bigmassivesoftjiggly
>>557676869they are overdoing it by making new threads the moment one gets purged. Gotta let it go on cooldown if they want to keep that janny guessing.
>>557682606post Dotoor Satono, I wonder if she holds bag with her long sleeve
I am thinking about making a Uma bot. Which character should I make and what scenario should I put them in?
>>557682818
>>557682847Sati already exists
>>557681647Rickey's body count is WHAT?
>>557682005Then it's settled, what about tachyon?
>>557682005>memorable enough to warrant an immediate nyoYou know Teio and Mayacchi are 4chan core
do I want to ten-roll for trainees or for support cards, knowing that I'm just going to roll the umas I've already star unlocked, or I'm going to get a single dupe each of the SRs I don't care about?
>>55768289711 Great ones.
>>557682847HaruUrarabeing sold into slavery in Libya after country turned into shit with Gaddafi's death
>>557682934Why not just save
>>557682735you too anon~
do we ever get any finnish umas
>>557682934Bobo banner in two days
>>557680312>1 minuteI need this
knowing my luck curren WHORE (wedding) will randomly show up in the first 10 pull on a different banner
>>557682913Not participating in your nigger tranny game until you put Teio in nyes, get the fuck out and never come back faggot.
Here's your Sakura Bakushin, bro
>>557682862>didn't trip when leaving KFCwasted potential
>>557682735Digi writing borderline animalistic smut about you on your birthday...
>>557683039No, because the only sport Finns are good at is competitive dick sucking.
>>557682913>Reddit Tachyon.
>>557680438I really dont know how long will I last, but man this game is brutal without carryover pities. You always need to have 30k-60k carats on hand.
/uma/! Today's the last day of Round 2! How'd ya do? Did ya make it to the Finals? Is your all around win rate high? Are you worried about the finals? Confident? Bewildered at how you made it? Tell me the deets, I wanna hear all your experiences!
how come paces almost always catch up to fronts before late race even begins? I thought the whole point was fronts were supposed to spurt first, but they've already fallen behind at that point.It's not like there's a big difference in terms of midrace or corner velocity either
>>557683156I'll have to tell her that my favorite tag is oneeshota.
>>557682735'appy birthday
We love Honkai Teio here
>>557680312Uhhhh bwo? Your daily sales?
>>557682884I'm not going to be tempted to make an extremely neurotic, needy and codependent to the point of mental illness Sugar Light who constantly needs you to reaffirm her about how not being able to run makes her any less of an uma who responds well to degrading and crippled sex >>557683012Thats mean...
>>557683247how far ahead fronts get from the pack is dependent on track conditions and a bunch of esoteric game mechanics that are hard to explain
>>557683348It pops up after. I accidentally stopped the recording before it does.
>>557683372I love that cripple
>>557682735My favorite tag? agnes_digital_(umamusume)
>>557683372>Thats mean...But that's reality of life. Look at the bright side: you will be able to play out scenario where you save her.
>>557683430Is KFC the only huge chicken brand in Japan? How would you NTR them?
>>557682913King is NOT approved.
>Think about benching one of my runners>they suddenly winaieeee.... I know you have potential now and may have just been losing the RNG in the other races...
>>557683231my lates and elcp became shit in round 2 and curren became good i think because the pack isn't giving free overtakes anymore
Does Japanese KFC taste any better than normal KFC or is it a gaslight?
>0/5>0/5>1/5>4/5....Eh?
>>557682735>>557681269sex when
>>557682735Telling digital my favorite tags are "Pure love, Marriage, Uma x Trainer, happy ending, Agnese Digital, Impregnation"
>>557682862You just know those chuck taylors smell bad
>>557682005You're posting in stolen land.
>>557683616post energy bar too pussy
>>557682913Kingu is literally the ONLY approved.
>>557683620Congrats, the SBMM had mercy on you
>>557683635You don't have sex with your bros, bro
>>557683426but why are pace's catching up before the spurt even begins? my best guess is that they've fully accelerated from it's tail held high + midrace proccing and uniques start proccing
Rice and Cafe's tight umankos
>>5576833727/15 yesterday, 4/10 today. Qualified for A Finals, but odds are uncertain. Remaking and reshuffling things around to give myself the best chance of doing well.
>>557683339I hate how there's so many renditions of this song with meme characters and the only good one is Bakushin's
>>557683231I did my post here >>557681143 but I'll give you more thorough answers on your survey.>How'd ya do? If I don't mention today, pretty good. If I do, eeeeeh.>Did ya make it to the Finals? Ye>Is your all around win rate high?Higher than 50% which is more than I expected.>Are you worried about the finals?Day 2 of Round 2 has been bringing my expectation back down to earth for the past 3 CMs, I'm used to it even though I'm still surprised I got my first plat back in Virgo.>Bewildered at how you made it? Always. Especially with getting two 4-1s yesterday, and every other ticket in Round 2 was 1-4 and 2-3 lol.
FUCK YOU FALCON!!!not pictured is my other two aces in 7th and 8th.
>>557683231Went 3-2-2-4 today, the lowest performing day out of all of them. For some reason everyone brought out Air Groove and she absolutely demolished me. Also had my one and only lost to front Smart Falcon after I got a round of Bad/Bad/Awful mood and both of my pacers Late Started it was the worst match ever. Here's hoping I can pull off one last lucky streak during the Finals and get 1st place but I am definitely not holding my breath, Sprint CM is chaotic.
dozo
>>557683750
i did really well the day after i added suzuka to my team but i'm starting to think she wasn't actually helpingshe wasn't winning them or anythingit felt like it kinda helped with positioning but can't tell how much
>>557683714
>>557683231I'm waiting until whales go to sleepI'm not expecting a finals win but we'll see, I didn't try very hard
Need to start getting rid of vets, but not sure how to decide what ones to keep. 3 star blue and pink sparks? Whichever has the most white inspirations?
>>557683991>Bricked au chocolatI don't get it.
>>557683231A Finals, there's a world where King brings me the plat
>>557684049Vibes
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MANTI CAN'T WAIT FOR KITASANI CAN'T WAIT FOR DIAI CAN'T WAIT FOR CURRENI CAN'T WAIT FOR SWEEPTHIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST THE GAME HAS EVER BEEN
>>557683231>How'd ya do?I want to hatefuck CurrenDid ya make it to the Finals?Why, yes of course.Is your all around win rate high?Over 60% it's my usual CM %WR so it's okayAre you worried about the finals? Confident?It's 50/50 like every other CM. If I see an ENEMY Curren on my enemy team, I will pray Shiraoki smites the heathen that fielded her.
3 fronts in the lobby (including 1 runaway) and my taiki is 2nd place by the corner and can't proc her uniquebe for real
>>557683750>>557684001I WILL fuck my bro!https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/>>557683991Her too!https://exhentai.org/g/3778804/60da59440a/
>>557684049get a labeling system, give everything an icon, sort by icon and then start deleting unnecessary overlap.
duramente > kitasan
>>557684162>cygames interns working extra hard for mant not to be doaSad
>>557684049keep the good pinks in case you need to combine them with another for mutationeverything else is glue
>>557684220>KitasanFrontGOD>DuramenteEndcel
She had a 50% WR before Group A, now she is consistently placing in 6th-8th...
>Take Brian off my screen>Get the last conversation I was missing
h-hoeh...
>>557683726Super Brawl Melee Musume?
2nd anni early update will save MANT
umamusume umasturbating
>>557684220Hmmm nyo Kitasan's pits are just unmatched
is staggering lead on pace bakushin some sort of hidden gamba tech to ensure she wins if she gets pace promoted? since it does nothing otherwise?seems redundant but what do i know
ryan love
Shart Falcon
>>557684268I bet 5$ they will skip MANT altogether
>>557684374sexo bro sex ntr
>>557684307Kitasan is better than DUMBamente but end is chad not incel
>>557684162This but unironically.Every week, something new is added that makes this game better
>>557684307>wins doing pacefucking fraud
>more soulless witness to legendfagskek
>>557684398buhii ahh lobby what the fuck
>>557684329
Why is Teio allowed to hurt her leg after the Arima Kinen and do fuck all for an entire year only to win another Arima Kinen but Rice has to get put down the moment she wins a race without disappointing anybody?
>>557683796>but why are pace's catching up before the spurt even beginsTrack is short. So a small ensemble of velocity is skills is enough to make them immune to PDM for the rest of mid race unless.... they trigger everything all at once kek.
>>557684423>cygaymes>making an effort when the alternative is no effortLmao
>>557684214>confiscates your condom and says its a safe dayAnd other lies umas tell their trainers...
>>557684329W-What about her feet?
>>557684398>this lobby
>>557684375Even by Bakushin?
Why the hell are you guys so horny?
>>557684514which sloptuber
>>557684423Deal>the already announced TRACKBLAZER aka MANT for tranniesYou owe me 5 bucks
>>557684445Ok Cygames intern
>>557684597'tis funny
>>557684596I prefer kita's but it just runs in the family anyway
>>557684613Which one will make you mad?
Aura
>>557684329Is there a knee fetish I didn't know about?
Damn
>>557683231A finals, around 70% winrate like all my other CMs. I've been on a lose, win, lose streak when it comes to finals so I'm going to lose this time.
Triumphant Pulse
Well, likely hitting plat but definitely not touching plat 4. Got absolutely trashed today. Matchmaking is so weird.
>>557684597because we're VIRILE men that are surrounded by FERTILE females
>>557684398Falco can't even win on her home turfCurren sends her regards
mayachi... I am sorry for putting you through this babygirl... but you can win in sprints!
>>557684725Don't do that
>>557684734wrong tab bwo
hag sex...
>>557684454bro people just smash next on the results screen instead of spending 5 minutes picking out a le funny title, it's not that deep
>>557684734that's too bad. hope you get better match tomorrow.
>>557684734Did /umajp/ link to us again?
>>557684778I don't think I've seen a single end win in 80 sprints.
>>557684671
>>557684734good luck, stego bro. that's the thing with the level 3 thing you mentioned the other day, right?
i always forget that Daitaku Helios is a back to back Mile Championship winner and beat Soccer Boy's record
>>557684758Bugs would probably say the same thing if they could speak
>>557683221Yeah. I was burning out but I got summer Maru relatively cheaply with like 80 rolls so I got some more cope fuel since I liked Maru and picked her with starting ticket. But besides that one banner it was just rolling fucking cards, fucking Kitasan and Creek. If they didn't split umas into running and support cards then it would be more bearable, but they basically tried to copy splitting banners into characters/weapons from hoyo system without copying rest in hopes of bigger payoff. Turns out it's shitty long-term startegy as you bleed players while Genshin keeps its spot near the top.There are so many good looking umas I'd like to get but they have to compete with cards which are usually better investment as they can train all runners you have. Runners being so versatile is both blessing and curse: on one hand it's easier to make team you like because you can force umas into lot of stuff through sparks, on the other it makes them less valuable compared to cards.If shop wasn't so shit I'd be even willing to buy something from it, but nah, they had to shit this up as well so I just get my monthly currency in GFL2. At least UmaMusu has some nice merch like figs.At first I thought they'd at least shower you with tickets because cygames does that in GBF, but nah, I guess they started to shower players with gems and tickets only when GBF started to bleed players after couple years. And I guess they didn't learn from grind in GBF.
she cant win shither midrace is too strong and she doesnt proc her unique
>>557684734have you been holding your tickets bwo?
>>557684454I thought you only got the event points for the title you picked and you had to pick one of the terrible 50 point titles or you're wasting points
It turns out there are two birthday lines
>>557684714that's obviously sweaty-legs-focused and not just kneehowever, amagami does have beautifully crafted body part fetish fuel like the all-time classic back-of-the-knee kiss
>>557684908
>>557684939No? Is that a thing people do?I really don't pay attention to "meta" I just toss my best and hope for the best.>>557684894No, something different.
>>557683231Pasa overtook Hishiama hard in the winrate today, sad. Taishin won more than she has in a while though, which I was happy about.
>>557684734don't worry, I got fucked too
>>557685080
>>557685139>something different.Ah, my bad.
>>557684881I've seen taishin won in rooms sometimes, but not in this CM.
>>557685080wait a secondthat's not satono's tongue
>>557685189HARU DON'T LOOKNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557685080Me on top
Winner had 4 debuffs
>>557685278thanks I hate her even more
MANT the worst scenario in the game
>>557685278>Trannylators refuse to include "CHRISTMAS" into the text as they're godless heathens>Tranlators WILL add lines a for their favorite turbo slut that talk about you fucking her in the future
>>557685080That's not very marvelous of you
>>557685278thanks I love her even more
>>557685363wtf is that background
>>557685181Hope tomorrow goes better for you
>>557685278i'd rather have chocolate anyway
>>557685278i don't wanna jack off to curren again...
>>557685437FUN Dirt 1600
>>557685189Bugs when you lift up a cock
any other androidsmen experience uma crashing on them all the fucking time today?
>>557685363i want to give haru a high five
>>557684671Negative aura.
>>557685080SIr, this is a blue board. You must think of the advertisers (even though it's basically porn too when on your phone)
>still no showtimes in theaters nearby for Pokke's movie
>>557685520yeah but I have a shitphone so que sera sera
>>557685278WHOOOOOOOOORE
List your sexuality and your favorite Uma protagonist.>bisexual (leaning towards men) >Jungle Pocket
no
>>557685278I'd rather have Doto.
post Rudolf jokes
>several bad puns later
>>557684734who are half these umas and are they kissable
>>557685278
>>557685672>mtf lesbian>Curren Chan!
>>557685704
>>557685438Thanks, same to you. It wasn't even that bad at first, but then I suddenly hit a 370 and a 540. Pretty sure that 370 is the lowest score I can remember getting
>>557685490a WHAT
>>557685835>big sister
>>557685490that's one nasty cock
Bakushin tried to make me chocolates but they exploded.
Player Count is tanking
Gut trannyslators
>>557685712and she says it while puffing out her chest, Doto knows what she's doing and is trying to seduce her trainer
>>557686045That was an assassination attempt, she’s a North Korean spy
>>557686104No, she is too fast to be that.
>>557685672>super straight>Tokai Teio
>>557686075I hope it said the same thing in japanese, because otherwise the effort they put in would be second-hand embarrassment
Will the random last second Air groove save me?
>>557685789knock knockwho's therele fishele fishe whole fishe formerly bricked recruiting ~~2~~ ~~3~~ 4 members
>>557685557>Jester Heliosyou hate to see it
>608kI'm gonna be safe
am i seriously the only anon who likely will go to b finals?
>1 star stat 2 star dirt>2 star stat 1 star dirtWhich grandparent should i use?
>>557686061sprintslop killed global
HHHHOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH??
Rudolf is such a pretentious fuck, she still talks like this even after she lost the Saudi cup and I demoted her to the Starting Future outfitshe looks fucking hot wearing it tho
>>557686292Nah a lot of jobbers this time even here
>>557684734Bubble Gum Fellow, Tap Dance City, Stay Gold, Sounds of Earth, Stay Gold (again), Copano RIckey, Bubblegum fellow (again), Taiki Shuttle, Still in Love, Manhattan Cafe, Ai Messiah, Bubblegum fellow (again), Aines Fujin, Meisho Doto, Stay gold (again) Mejiro Bright, Sill in Love (again) Eishin Flash>Are they kissableArguable but Still in Love definitely is.
>>557686362she has a big head>>557686292her too
>>557686292Yes because I quit releasing I couldn't get into A finals.
>>5576863011 star dirt to mutate some B dirt umas into being able to produce dirt sparks
>>557686217Don't make fun of the dead, that's disrespectful
Don't look
If MANT caps out Speed/Power easily enough, are Wit Sparks unironically useful?
>>557686292Not at all.
>>557685278Curren feels like a new age version of Girlfriend
>>557686362>I demoted her to the Starting Future outfitkek
>>557686292I still don't have 3 wins and I'm sitting on 2 more tickets
>>557686415Meant for >>557685923
____ with Maruzensky and Super Creek.
>>557686292This might be the first time I go to B finals since Cancer
>>557685789I tried doing a stand-up comedy show at a church last weekend, but all I got was a Sunday Silence.
>>557686501Any of those three would be a great choice really
>>557686292I was aiming for group B finals and will probably win
>>557686474What's the list looking like?
>>557685363Everybody knows that, it's the player count killed scenario.
>>557686501
>>557686474too soon
>>557686527you can borrow mine if you want
sometimes a man just needs a big warm and breast-filled hug
If I ever quit, I'm just going to disband the club so SEAniggers can't clown on me when I'm gone
I think Mambo sucks!
>>557686561Shoving every other girl aside to get to Mejiro Bright, leaving Umamusume A and Umamusume B to stand in a corner looking on wistfully and jealously>with Maruzensky and Super Creek.
>>557686561Yoga!
why don't any of you speak english
>>557686821
How are you guys prepping for Aquarius?I thought I could use the same guideline as cancer but the track is completely different and there's a huge ass hill right at the endWhat even works here
>>557686767wait you can hoard these!? What's the strat I just used them when I got them
>>557686561Bingo
>>557686919英語はクソ食らえ
>>557686943>I thought I could use the same guideline as cancerYou're correct though. The only difference is Mummy Creek being available for pace, otherwise it's just the same.
>>557685672>bi but only traps are ok>cafe
>>557686919Because "global" stopped meaning "usa" 20 years ago
>>557686953you can use them in the finals, don't you know?seriously, you're not gonna let Plat be a dice roll, are you? you think anons here just got "lucky" on 9 CMs in a row?
>>557686919お前=クソでかいピエロ
>>557686953The strat is if you're hoarding tickets you're using more carats because it's 30 carats for each join and you can only do four runs a day.
>El domination for 2 CMs in a rowSOMEONE DEPORT HER
Cummy Wummies, like Semen Demon suggested
>>557687204
If I quit with a 70m fan count for this month how much do you think my club will fall? I have the power to do a funny.
>>557687226currensis btw
>>557687204El Pasa is definitely not dominating this CM.
>>557687085Oy vey
>>557687281She easily wins if she is in 2nd/1st. However, she jobs if she isn’t
>>557684934Cards are so expensive you actually have to plan out what style you want to specialize in. Mutating could make their innate skills unusable and you're already behind in terms of skills.I really wonder how this Trackblazer and Big Show scenarios going to be for Global, will it cause massive hemorrhage to the playerbase since it happened to JP
>>557687381And yet every El Retard had been using triple pace, minimizing her own chances for 1st/2nd
>>557687281She has the highest rate of being the best placing opponent uma in my lobbies
>>557687512>Air Groove 35%huh?????? how come nobody talked about her during CM prep
>>557687434My third ace is Taishin however who just won 4 out of 5 races in a round while still being behind my El in winrate however
>>557687560cause she isn't that well liked
>>557687560I think I'm getting farmed by pace air groove because I run fronts which makes her unique easier to trigger as pace
>>557687434methinks the real thing preventing El from reaching 1st/2nd is the 6 other pacers in the room
>>557687512>taishit
>>557687434I mean, what can you do? Lates are shit and ends are even worse
>>557687512I guess I lucked out because I have yet to lose to any Pasa OR Smart Falcons in my lobbies. Air Groove though, that Uma is fucking dangerous.
Doo-doo-doodoodoo, Fenomeno
>>557687575durara when...
>>557686474What list?
>>557687630there's no way anyone likes Pasa either
>>557687560Wheatgod told you, anon
>>557687602My Taishin is really solid too, not as good as Pasa but she's basically right next to her in win rate. Anyone running 3 pace chasers in this is going to get cooked due to PDM
>>557687560Air Groove is so butt ugly she makes Ryan look conventionally attractive
Which of these filters sound most interesting for borrow umas I list on my profile?
>>557687782He literally never mentioned her
>>557687714Condy is much easier to like compared to women like Air Groove
>>557687714hmmmmthis is a good point
Yeah but did she win L'Arc
>All these anons running Sprint TaishinWhy would you do that? Air Groove is right there and that's less of a headache to make good. Are you guys stupid?
>>557687856Beetgod literally didt
>>557687909japan will NEVER win the larc
>>557687849whoa, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Air Groove has a boring but not totally unattractive appearance. Ryan is a disgusting grotesque that should fucking KILL HERSELF IMMEDIATELY.
>>557687956>witgod didn't draw Air Grooveyou know what, you guys are right.
>>>/v/733200757
>>557688012
>>557684597I have not fapped since January
>>557687914I like end closers and couldn't be assed to make a golshi
>>557687512She's the Bossa
>>557687914Shut upENCROACHING SHADOWNEMESIS
>>557688030He drew wedding Air Groove that's okay enough
Oi /uma/, did ya see Forever Young won dual Saudi Cups? AIn't that amazing? Gonna be real damn cool to see that Uma introduced into UMA MUSUME PRETTY DERBY pretty soon right?
I always make A rank Finals and job.
>>557687909She won the story.
>>557688139Just don't job
>>557688121Her design will literally be shown off in 7 days
>>557688048tomboys are cocky until you push them against the bed
>>557686561Threesomes
>>557688121What is that thing!?
>>557688231Fucking useless
>>557687914:D*wins ur race*
>>557688226many such cases
>>557673890>/uma /You dumb fucking tranny, why the fuck did you add a space?
>>557688121I hope she's flat
>>557687714We love the Passing Condor and her trusty bird, Mambo, here.
>>557688231Slop creature
>>557687909>gets sent to the Arc>loses on purpose because he doesn't care about running in Fr*nce
>>557688121Interested in seeing FY take home the dubai cupSorta revenge for the 3rd place finish last time
>>557688270You seem a bit cross
I'll show YOU an Eishin "Flash" hehe.
>>557688465It's tamamo's fault
>still haven't finished my dailiesAhhhh, danchouuuuu, I'm tired.
>>557687914Has anyone actually been winning with her? They're rare enough that I don't think I've seen a single one.>>557687956Man he really missed the mark this time. King Halo, Bakushin, and Hishi Akebono have been dominating my runs all CM.
>>557688540Here's a secret. You can just not play. I tried it yesterday and it felt really good.
I trust you toreinas haven't been slacking, hmm~?
>>557688565You can look in the thread and see that she sometimes win from >>557683946 and >>557685150Obviously not reliable because there's ten billion paces in every match but if her position is good at the corner, Nemesis into carry over speed into Encroaching is an absolutely easy victory.
>>557688540Danchou doesn't know I've been letting my TP cap
Late Oguri makes no sense, just do pace
>>557688565I've never seen an uma win by 5 entire lengths in SPRINT except her.
Do you prefere your umas having a weird name, a name that means something, or a pop culture reference?
>>557688689There's 2 slacking and 3 that might start slacking but it's much too late to kick...I trust they'll start picking it up once the peak of copulation story event rolls around
the only people who used Taishin in sprints are actual no life neet ojisans probably whales and super smelly too pee yew.
>15k carats means 100pulls>0.75% per pull means 47.1% of not getting within 100 pullsso, 2 days until I coinflip and either quit or keep playingshould I do fanruns as a sorta apology to my danchou if I do quit?
Is NTR better than Kitasan?
>>557688272Cute blush
>>557688872Something incomprehensible in a foreign language is the best.
>>557688779im not a metafag nor do i care about researching retarded knowledge about a gacha game but i think the reason why she works better as late is because you can accidentally end up in the front as a pace chaser and her skill wont activate
>>557688872I prefer something that can be easily used in bad puns.
>>557688272that screenshot is not from this cm because she's facing the wrong weay
>>557688689Not me, did my three runs and my dailies and my shoe requests/borrows.Now I will do an extended masturbation session to Chrono Genesis.
falco would not say such mean things
>>557688972No she's an extremely overrated card
>>557688872My fav umas have clan names like symboli
>>557688941>using falco pic for this when she also gets mutated this CMAnyways enjoy jobbing to El next CM on your home "turf"
>>557689008How about something incomprehensible in two foreign languages?
>>557689070
>>557689117Damn anon, that was dirty
>>557688950No you dont have to torture yourself. Everyone will manage
>take SSR Yeppers to a fan run (clueless)>-10 energy>-10 energy>-10 energyDUDE
>>557689119Acceptable. >>557689051Names like Potoooooooo are also great.
>>557689070...Three?Consider yourself on the chopping block
>>557689309
>>557688941falco would say this when she's angry that her trainer will not see her romantically
>>557689061Taishin cares not if your track is left handed or right handed
boy what a shit show this CM is.
every time i win in the CM i somehow feel confused and makes me feel that the person with the platinum title i beat probably punched their screen because im using bullshit i built over the course of 3 days the builds are horrible and make no fucking sense
just nutted twice in a row to Curren, i'm a premature ejaculator so it took me like 8 minutes to get it hard and ready to shoot again
>joined /uma/ and /v/ma sprint CM rooms with Taishin a few times>she won while being no. 1 fav>fast forward to CM, she is still winning even if she's behind El in winrate>high winrate friends are also winning with her>visit /uma/ >"Has anyone actually been winning with her? They're rare enough that I don't think I've seen a single one."
>>557689524Prime buhii behavior
>>557689501>jobbing with umafanslol
>>557689556I haven't seen a single Taishin in one of my races 2bh, lots of uraras though
>Seriru's CM9 vid had Taishin the team>VF said she wasn't worth itHmmmm
Would my trainee let me lick her armpits?
>>557689556You know that the anons that participate in those are a minority right?Not even the gotcha you think it is, just means you're autistic
>>557689570quite the opposite i refuse to spend money on the game and i dont have a single 5 star uma or max LB (paid) SSR card
>>557689556Show Taishin build endcloserbwo>>557689675
>>557689675To be completely honest, Taishin is definitely not worth it when there are both easier and better options. She takes a shit load of effort AND RNG to even get functioning for a Sprint track.
How the F******K you fail a training with half your energy bar full.It was the run. This was the good one. Now your speed won't be maxed.I want to spank this hag until she regrets it.
what the fuck cm reset?i have never been able to figure out when t happens, i thought reset was like 6 hours ago
>>557689837
>>557689837her old bones just gave outplease understand
>>557689592she's missing turbo sprint and speed star, pls no bully
>>557687434hmm yeah you're a retard
>>557689345If you kick me, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>Have capped wit>STILL whiff Picante proc...
>>557689675Seriru thinks strategies. Vf is only about tactics. Vf will go into autistic detail about perfect skills and accels for each track but won’t discuss team compositions
>>557689816I didn't have that much trouble but I run Taishin every CM. If you know how to use Late Surger for Long races and the order to deal with her scripted mood down it's pretty easy. Hardest part is the Sprint inspiration hitting
>get home from work >Read thread >Retarded cunts still talking about JP events or JP bullshit Why can they not fuck off to their thread
>>557690089i wanna get a whiff of taiki
>>557690147Wdym order, just ignore practice poor lol
>>557689160Oh yeah, that's the look. Thank you for aiding in my fapping.
this is it, the final two races...
>>557690217If you don't get rid of Practice Poor before her second inspiration you get less stats and don't get Practice Perfect double circles you absolute fucking buffoon.
>557690178Why is he like this? There are multiple nonnies talking about Taishin in sprint, club flatlining ideas and even Maruzensky career events
>>557690096Seriru 1 CM winVF how many is it now 4 or 5 CM wins
>>557690217Curing it gives you more stats and double circle practice perfect, you can do shrine gamble to cure it + mood up or just use infirmary on it if you get lucky on winning races and getting mood ups. I always cure it but I'm min/maxing
>>557690286Bono knows it's over
>>557690348meant for >>557690178
>>557690365More players have won from Witgods advice
>nonniesSince when 4chan uses this term
We hate Narita Taishin (NTS) here, we love Narita Top Road (NTR)
>>557690459Why do old japanese men always have cool as fuck haircuts
>>557690490Sure buddy with no metric thats used and just make shit up.
>>557690535all naritas are kinda shit honestly
>>557690348That should be the whole thread because it's actually on topic. Not some blog posting screenshot stealing trash from the JP server that no one knows they're talking about
>>557690543Well adjusted adults tend to have cool hair
>>557690365My youtuber finished college and has a real jobYour youtuber dropped out, and coaches retarded teenagers for $50 per hour.
>My youtuber>Your youtuberyikes
>>557690543gotta look good when you dogeza for your boss
is arima kinen winnable without ever pressing stamina2400 is hard enough
>>557690428
we've entered brown hours
>>557690884NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>557690802These niggers would post about PewDiePie if he played uma musume
taking unflattering pictures of my trainee mid-victory pose because I just can't contain my excitement over how cute she is and how proud I am of her!
I'm thinking we should have a Luna thread next
>>557690884Eh...
>>557690970200% agree.
>>557690970I think you should eat your vegetables
>>557691045I didnt want to cry today
>>557691070YADA YADA
>>557690970It'll be a Mejiro Bright thread, but it can have an image of Rudolf if the person creating it wants
>Bakushin>Halo>Curren>Bakushin>Halo>Curren
AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII COPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*fails 1% training*
>>557691212You mean the 3 easiest sprinters to train for this cup?
>>557691212soulless witness to legendfags deserve to eat shit
>>557691331>>557691331>>557691331move
>anti-jpigger is eslpottery
>>557691260not Maya's fault you're a luckletfag
>>557691301Just surprised I saw 2 teams repeat sprinters
>>557688872For me it’s Bereshit
>>557685672>bi (women and femboys)>Suzuka
>>557674842This
>>557681913>spoiler?
