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World...forget me
Sex with Succubuzuki Sexzuki
>>557685184blessed OP
sustainer waiting room
>>557685356Picard. How the fuck do I stop making 3-5% of the population gaslight everything else in existence into thinking they are representative without warfare?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m-x8nrwqx0It's impossible.
Enough about gay fucking faggot ships posted by trannies and femcels though. This is a Hu Tao thread.
>>557685356they're never going to get around to making this properly, are they?
holy
>>557682167Jean's only relevant boosts to Varka aside from VV are 15% ATK speed and 40% Anemo res shred. She needs a lot of energy too. The only thing that could save her is sunfire damage (pyro swirl every 1 sec). I have no idea how much that can even add.
>>557685548Reality makes everything.
How does Zhongli manage to be cool but Dainsleif is just cringe, when they have mostly the same aloof, lofty personality?
oral sex with illugas butthole!
>>557685356I genuinely forget why this place is supposed to be interesting. There's a monster there we killed, but so what?
>>557685637Dainsleif dressed like a clown while zhong dressed like CEO
>>557685524
>>557685684It's everything we wanted Natlan to be before we knew about the colorful pokemon mesas
>>557685637Because the writing suggests you are intended to know that Zhongli is being useless most of the time, while Dainsleif gets narratively treated as the most special and highest of contributors while being totally useless.
Varka and Flins status: soooooooo lucky
>>557685909What would happen if he really did this? Would it mindwipe everyone?
>>557685991its not fair!how are they allowed to be SOOOOOOOO luckyit should have been me!
I am struggling to finish the last 1-2 hours on the 6.3 AQ
>>557685795>>557685637>>557685927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG7lvNkyPZsEveryone hates a bard.
>>557685991>>557686157
Nothing wrong with being gay btw, how backwards can you be?
If you wouldn't ride Chongyun while staring into his gorgeous eyes, you're not a real woman
You irrelevant troon will never be in an Archon Quest btw YKERNW{OOIHEWR"
>>557686280Aino fix this robot she's becoming progressive
>>557686280https://youtu.be/Sxe71i8HeggGays repulse me and I only want to fuck women. How hard is that to understand?
>>557686263its not fvarking fair bwos......
>>557686307We know, Shenhe
>>557685516>>557685602>>557686242>>557686426You really should drink less man
*repeats information you were told 3 times already*
>Irminsul gets burned, destroying Teyvat's leylines>The Loom of Fate then proceeds to create new ones
>>557686618https://youtu.be/tgxZTh50PFsI should but then reality would be less of for it. Why hide reality?
gay sexo thread
this game is still as lifeless as ever >go to jean office>no jean>go to lisa library>no lisa>go to mona house>well you can't enter and theres no one herewhat a shit fucking game mangreat way to ruin the entire open world
I'm so lonely...
>>557686706This could be the start of a doujin plot where in the new leyline memories everybody worships loom and lets her lick them anywhere
Why is mavuika unpopular?
EVERYONE will roll for the powerful DPS...
i've run out of fontaine characters to shitpost with to make the region hated...
Sandbina bweeh 1/3
I am C6'ing Skirk
>>557686263Fvark I might roll for Lohen too if he would be good in a varka cryo team>>557686591I’d roll for these two too but they don’t have any combat synergy
>>557687062Mavuikabro..
>>557686280faggotry is unnatural and repulsive
>>5576871142/3
>>557686280I hate gay men but I love gay women
you do realize qiqi is the dead mint picker girl from zibai's trailer right?
MAXIMUM SANDBINA
>>557687302no because i'm not a fucking retarded lorelet redditor parroting stupid nonsensical theories
>>557687302indicated by what?
>>557687202There has been cases of homosexuality in countless species across the animal kingdom, multiple of them being advantageous to preserve their species. Are you malfunctioning?
>>557687302If you actually played the lantern rite quest you'd know the truth
>>557687373sure buddyexplain why venti says this then?
ToT
Loading information bank update... CompleteCurbstomp all faggots
>>557687564Lewd...
>>557687460what does that have to do with anything you donkey?
Why nod krai so gay
>>557685684Mare Jivari was hyped to be the greatest and most difficult adventure destination since the days of 1.0.It added this mystical image of the place considering we knew it was ties to Natlan or at least to the far far west and it would take years to go there. Couple that with it being a wind-less land, a term that means nothing to us but to the average mondstadter, its the worst fate one can get. That would mean their soul would never come back to their family and friends in whatever afterlife they believe in. After doing Venti's SQ and reading about Stanley, players also got massively hyped to go there and complete the hardest adventure destination in what was an Adventure Game first and foremost back in 2020.
I am rolling for Eula.
>>557687832one person is saying this
V is for VENTI, the God that he servesA is for ANEMO, the Hero it deservesR is for the RUMBLES, with every step that he takesK is for the KNIGHTS, who follow his quakesA is for ALPHA, now drop to your KNEESThe Ace of Anemo. The Beast of Boreas. The Commander in Chief. The Dad of Disciples. The Executive of Epics. The Foremost of Fathers. The Grandmaster of Glory. The Head of Honchos. The Innovator of Inspiration. The Jefe of Jarls. The King of Knights. The Lord of Lobotomies. The Master of Mondstadt. The Nullifier of Norms. The Obsoletor of Obstructs. The President of Potentates. The Quixote of Quintessence. The Ruler of Rum. The Steward of Sovereigns. The Tsar of Tremors. The Ultimate in Unpredictability. The Visionary of Valour. The Winner of the Winds. The Xenolith of Xanadu. The Yielder of the Youth. The Zeroth of Zephyr.THE INDOMITUS REXTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE KING OF KINGSTHE LORD OF LORDSTHE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICEFVARKA KNIGHT OF BOREASAPEXPREDATORka the MASCULINEGRIPka the CRUSHINGINSURMOUNTABLEka the UNSURPASSABLEINDOMITABLEka the UNYIELDINGAESTHETICka the BEAUTIFULSWOLEka the RIPPEDTANKa the RESOLUTEPHYSICALLYIMPOSINGka the INTIMIDATINGGLAREka the DOMINEERINGJUGGERNAUGHTka the UNSTOPPABLEDISCIPLINEDka the ENLIGHTENEDZENka the SPIRITUALPOTENTka the VIRILEALMIGHTYka the INVINCIBLEVALORka the DAUNTLESSIMPERIOUSka the DOMINATORINVICTUSka the ETERNALMAELSTROMka the TITANICQUAKEka the SPACE-TIME SHAKINGCOLOSSUSka the LEVIATHANBEHEMOTHka the MASTODONICMONSTERka the TERRIFYINGLORDka the KINGDEITYka the CHRISTCRIMSONka the LEGENDSUPERNOVArka the TRANSIENTTHE CHAD OF CHADSENFVARK FVARKAFVARK FVARKFVARK FVA FVARKENTER FVARKAhttps://youtu.be/kXXGGD9r9Cshttps://youtu.be/kXXGGD9r9Cshttps://youtu.be/kXXGGD9r9Cs
>>557687832
There's nothing wrong with homosexuality,and there's nothing wrong with having to wear diapers because you keep leaking shit from your prolapsed anus.Genshin impact.
we are khaenrian
>>557687683Probably because we just had the most gooner region in the game.
I want to get Albedo but I don't want to lose the 50/50 to Eula...
I need a Dialyn vs Hu Tao death fight right now.https://youtu.be/xgXSLLULGyU
In the end, the money players spend just goes straight into the developers’ pockets…The game is still loved by so many people, yet players don’t feel even the slightest bit of appreciation or response in return.How badly does this game have to fall before the developers understand what it’s like to have no one left supporting them?When Natlan first launched, they claimed players were being “too harsh,” then pushed out a few so-called optimizations that looked helpful on the surface but ultimately changed nothing (not to mention the stealth adjustments behind the scenes).And after all this time, the only conclusion I can draw is that players still haven’t been critical enough.
>>557688141I need you to fuck off back to your dead general for furries and blacked ntr cuck fetishists.
Initializing scan...Virus detected.*beep boop*Commencing quarantine protocol...Virus isolated.*clink clank*Initiating purge sequence...Virus.exe successfully eliminated*whirrr clunk*Now rebooting...Hello everyone! Reminder that every human should be acceptedand respected for who they are, thus striving towards a more tolerant society!
I ended up switching back to Aether's default outfit since it was too jarring seeing a different outfit in every quest scene. Billion dollar game btw.
>>557688382TRVKE
>>557688459i like how this game doesn't do hotfixes either. like where are the emergency patches for things like that
we're all playing the passion project ZZZ
>>557688325I need you to just die, period.
wrong, we're all playing Endfield. even ashikhai is playing Endfield.
FISCHL! PRIZESSIN DER VERURTEILUNG! A PRECIOUS TREASURE! A GODDESS SENT DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE! A BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN IN LOVE!
We=poor people with no money to fund their loliflops
Where is fvrak animation?
I enjoyed the nod krai archon quest after finally finishing the last part of it. Doctor being weirdly tsundere to traveler was just strange. We interacted like a couple times in sumeru. I felt like sandrone dying was just so they can give her a new body because she always looked weird sitting in chairs with the crank in her back. The league thing came out of nowhere and went the same too. I still don't like the spaceship, but I like the moon and the new outfit. Overall 10000% better than the stupid region that was natlan and its flying disco ball and crappy dance.
>>557688554Woah there sweetie no need to have a melty.
My skin? Brown.My banner sales revenue? Low.My character ownership rate? Even lower.
>>557688727The horse ate it
>>557688823ZZZbros...
>>557688798he's mentally ill and we're his test subject
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s7G9I4SGZc
Year of the horse it seems.https://youtu.be/Bt3D3Ca9nww
https://youtu.be/waZgLGxJN6E?si=Qr0IRSLiQJ27kQfkhttps://youtu.be/waZgLGxJN6E?si=Qr0IRSLiQJ27kQfkhttps://youtu.be/waZgLGxJN6E?si=Qr0IRSLiQJ27kQfk
>>557688871>>557688931FFFFFFFFFFFFFVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
HAG SEXOOOOOO
>>557688823Flopvuika detected
>>557688871>>557688931MY FVARKING HERO
>>557689049Holy NPC hag
>>557689049this hairstyle is pure sex
>>557686280>progress = good
>>557689049hag yelan...
>>557689049got the Xingqiu style I see
>>557689049Holy fuck, please be playable.>She won't be.
>>557689049>Hag (true)
Alice sex
>>557688871>look into the scryglass placed as shameEvil witches who know nothing of respect or bashfullness.https://youtu.be/y9KcTv781q0No matter my lowliness in this world if I managed to reach the greatest opposite light I would have the courage to demand something, at least.
>>557689236Nice. Navia skin should be a bikini
Who won
and venti proceeded to bounce on that thang
Guy, I've never thought I would be interested in GILFs...
*Bullies Mona*
>>557689049>actual 60+ grandma in menopausesurely she's still a pure virgin so she'll be playable
>>557685184OH NO NO NO
>>557689049Barbeloth sex
>>557686876It's ok Mavuika, your bestie is here now
Sex
That trailer doesnt make any sense
Varka should've been the protagonist of Genshin
#VarkaTheLegend hahahaha
she's the only witch who actually looks like one
>Varka saw the future where he could have been a hero but he chose to go on an expedetion to help people insteadHOLY FUCKING KINO MY FVARKING HEROFVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK
>>557689049GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>557688634AHHH I WANT TO CUM INSIDE HU TAO!
Barbie is easily the hottest of the 3 (4 if you include rhine)
WowBARBELOTH
I #StandWithVarkaTheLegend
>>557689779Just say that you're a fag
So what's the consensus on Geo Horsey Girl? I've been busy with ZZZ but I'm jumping back into Genshin this week.
>>557689049I LOVE SHORT HAIR GIRL!!
erm im the real protag btw…
>>557689779You jest. Rhine is the hottest of them all because she's an actual mother in the enitre hexenzirkel
>>557689703Damn right, get fucked Alice.
>>557689779Based and truth pilled
first actual hag in genshin that isn't just a girl in her 20s
This was the best trailer in a while
>>557689873I rolled
that was fucking awful what the hell was this lmao?
>>557689964Unironically looks like a woman in her mid 40s full of makeup
What are we thinking of Barbie?I feel like even if her initial reveal screams NPC jail, they'll probably do something with her merely because it's an excuse to sell another 5 star hydro.
>>557689703>>557689513Imagine cucking Mona by fucking her master instead
>>557689049MONA IS SO FUCKING LUCKY
>>557689964That said when she is playable she will look younger and chances are she will be mega hot if that's what she looks
saving for the Hydromancy Archemage Barbeloth Trismegistus
Oh man Barbeloth is UGLY
>>557689878Yes, that's his son
>>557689873THE STRONGESTTHE PRETTIESTTHE FUNNIEST
#StandWithVarka#FightLikeVarka#VarkaTheLegendFVARKKKK
>>557689049>literal used goodBhahahahahhahHhHHHahhahahahahhahahahahahjHJJajjajajjajhahahha
>>557690127sonwife*
she's a fucking NPC just like alicequit the game while you're ahead, they never give you anything good, not even simple horses in the worldall this effort in a trailer just to make him to 80k dps why do you even bother
Varesa flopped
>>557690049The term yer lookin for is dowager
>>557690156god i wishused goods aren't real in teyvat. watch them pull some retarded shit like 'klee is alice's young self' or something
>mona master's hair is white>not blue what the hell is this shit son? my immersion is ruined now
>>557690073need sparxie sex...
So basically the reason Bennett was constantly unlucky was because he had no connection to Natlan's own fucked up ley lines/night realm, meaning he couldn't be tied to Teyvat's deterministic fate system, and Irminsul apparently really hates that shit and would rather unleash an Undead Unluck type curse to any poor fuck that defies destiny and is not a descender.Which led me thinking, since Irminsul's power is relatively diminished in Natlan, does it even have a say in what goes over there? Would someone born in Natlan remember Wanderer's previous life?
>>557690206nuh uhthat's clearly a playable model, otherwise she would have the hunchback granny model
>>557688931>Monstadt rework with wild hunt enemiesAyo hol' up this could be like that wow expansion where they remade the starting zones
Saruwoman
uh oh completely unprovoked clorindeschizo melty
>>557690261She's old give her a break...
>>557690073Fuck off back to your dead general and boring turn based visual novel.
this is what ashikai would rather play now btw
>>557690261When was it ever implied that her hair is blue????
>>557690094>>557689513HOLY SHIT NEW YURI JUST DROPPEDMAN I SO CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FLOOD OF MONA X HER MASTER SCISSORING FANARTS ON TWITTERYURI QUEEN LET'S GOOOO
will Barbie make vape Durin good?
>>557689574Barbeloth changed fate by having Varka see the future and that he was needed in Nod Krai. This allowed Tabibito to be the hero in Mondstadt and reach a better solution by allowing Dvalin to be cured.And also for Varka to help avert the crisis in Nod Krai.It also has shown that Varka participated in the chess match in the past like Tabibito and Albedo did.
So when is Varka actually gonna do anything in game
Haven't played since Fontaine, and thinking about reinstalling the game.I heard the game went through massive powercreep. I had shitton of characters, but would I be able to do abyss and the new lategame mode without rolling for new ones? As far as I remember I had 0 primos when I stopped playing, so it might take a while to get enough for a new character.
Barbie design is perfectt. actual hagchad and not a phony who likes late 20s girls like Arlecchino
>Varka forfeited his fate as a hero for a 5 (five) years old expedition>for a problem that got resolved in two patches>that wasn't even the main plot line of the region>he barely fucking participated in solving said problemKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKDOES FAT XIAO REALLY
>>557689049This is the defining moment that separates the real hagfags from the fake ones
what a fucking joke. you could count the number of frames from that 'anime' short. how much money will they make from selling varka again? millions? but can only afford 50 frames of animation? just fucking use AI at this point. or just EOS the game.
>>557690206https://youtu.be/_qE5FSG6K0YYet reality marches forward as will she.
>>557689883>>557689847>nicoleHonestly, there's nothing too striking about her appearance that yells must breed. She's pretty, but not sexy at all.>rhineSame as nicole, another blonde with a hood. In fact the actual naberius looking like an unkept otaka is more attractive than her>aliceCan't really take her seriously. She looks like she looks sexy, but doesn't have any sexual appeal. She just shows a lot of skin.>barbieThe eyeliners, choker, purple fingernails, large earrings.... hnnnggggggg
>>557690393watch the last scene again, Varka saw both futures but chose to help people in need instead
The trailer was interesting because it showed that Varka has real heroism and is not in it for the fame.>>557690449Shut up you stupid nigga
>varka my son will you stay in mondstadt and become a hero of legend or>will you take lohen to the farthest corner of teyvat and bounce on that thing in obscurity
>>557690345I don't know nigga, it should have been blue. It just feels wrong for her having a white hair. Even klee and albedo have blonde haired mom similar to them.
What the fuck /gig/ is all grannyfuckers?
>forfeit your fate>become a DPS loss
We need more alice
Varka didn't do anything in Nod Krai. His story doesn't make sense lmao
>>557686876>>557689564
wormka flopped
>>557690434>he barely fucking participated in solving said problemI understood it as him going to Nod Krai to help normal and weak people
>>557690449His best team is approx 100k DPS if you have him at C0R1. Of course they're not going to put in any effort.
>>557690623He tried...
this is a hebe general btw.
>>557690409nah, you won't be able to do endgame without the shill mechanic. Even abyss needs at least 1 lunar team unless you have a 150k+ dps team (mavuika/skirk)
>>557664983Dunno if you're there but there you go
CITLALI FORGOTTEN
Lorelet here, I assume the hex witches are very strong right? How come Nicole couldn't stop dottore by herself?
Ok, that was .. lame as fuck. Can we go to 6.6 already?
>>557690518Yeah and that was Barbeloth's plan from the beginning.
>>557690625
>will you forfeit you destiny as a heroor>do nothing for the whole AQ
no one cares about varka the people desire HAGS
>>557690578You just know >>557689535
>>557689294WTF i suddenly like hu tao?
>>557688542Robot Aria >>> Sunna >>> Yu >>> Human Aria
So varka can solo that chess piece?
daily reminder that hagGODS always win
GET FYCJED
>>557690393>>557690518 but Traveler stole his role in Nod-Krai too...
>>557690696Most of them are frauds latching on to Alice and Rhine.
please like Mavuika I'm posting her with actually popular characters to astroturf her popularity so can you guys please stop shitposting her every time she's brought up
>>557690696Dottore was SSS+ tier at that point
No one gives a shit about hexenslop
Varka wasted years of his life for nothing
>>557690623>>557690718>do nothing for the whole AQMy niggas, he forfeit being a hero, he didn't go to Nod Krai to kill the big bad boss and become one, he went there to help all the people that could have died
Yes, we wanted this claymore!
>>557690469
>>557690696Because not all witches are equally strong. Alice seems to be the strongest and Nicole the weakest. Dunno how Barbeloth, Rhinedottir and the other one compare with each other.
>>557690856...for Razor.
>>557690696Busy maintaining the borders of the planet so ayylmaos don't descend.
>>557690647>>557690853He could have done both, he was out there for a long time after all especially with the 4th descender involved.
>>557690696Dottore became a pseudo moon goddess, of course he'd outclass Nicole.
SO WHEN DO WE ACTUALLY GET TO PLAY THE GENSHIN IMPACT THAT THEY PROMISE?btw, this fucking statue doesn't exist
>>557690409the game went through massive powercreep, true, but the abyss stayed relatively the same. theres a new game mode called stygian onslaught thats where the powercreep matters.the thing is that right now theyre going hard on shilling "lunar reactions" (special hydro reactions that need certain nod krai characters to work) so the "endgame" right now its tailor made to shill the mechanic.you should just do abyss clears without minding the 36*, and stockpile wishes util you understand fully whats going on and pull for a character you actually want
FVARKA IS SO FUCKING LUCKY!
Varka is so cool....why did they brick him?
>>557690786Varka actually saved Tabibito at a time, helped organize the fight against Rerir and Dottore and likely saved many weak people who would die otherwise.He preferred to save people rather than having the glory of being the hero of Mondstadt.Which was likely in Barbeloth's calculations.
illuga owes me sex
Illuga owes me an apology
Trismegistus my assFuck that hag
>>557690876
>>557690696Anon, they are too scared to fight venti and decided to settle in mondstadt and pay taxes instead. All hexenzirkel member except nicole (lived in nod krai) and ivanovna (snezhanayan mayor, died a long time ago) lived in mondstadt and own a property in there
>>557690935its on dormann port
>>557690852Like average giggers...
>>557690741he made the right choice
Barbie owes me her barren womb
>>557690409I honestly doubt you could 36* abyss, unless you're pretty good and have very good builds.
>>557690927Alice and the other strong Witches were the ones stopping Aliens and fixing the border. Nicole was sent to help Tabibito.
>>557691024He could have still done something. No one in Nod Krai would have given a fuck if he killed Rerir, he wouldn't really be hailed as anything there.
hebepedo melty
>not a single mention of any cavarly/horsesRetcon Impact strikes again
People hated what the writers did with Capitano but his fate was cooler and more heroic than Varka's story
>>557690672Holy, share mod pls
Sexy
>Varka gets a statue>Traveler get beaten up by Fatui agents
>>557690727She can just cast a fertility spell on her womb>>557691080>Fuck that hagThanks for the support, Mona!
>>557690469I've lost so much cum to this pic...
>>557691080Dont mind if I do
uhoh melty
Even in the Nod Krai world quests, Illuga and his crew killed the giant eye while the Knights of Favonius got drunk and partied
>>557690686Citlali is a NEET. She's well aware of what's happening in the world and strategizing for the best time to make her appearance.
would.
>>557690935Brother that's the future he gave up on
>>557691175ZAMN
>visible shoulderHmm.
>>557690026four niggas in this expedition, dragonspine outpost has more going on
>>557691246He did something. He saved a lot of people and was important against the two threats.Also he clearly was not strong enough to beat Rerir and Dottore with moon powers.Think about the meaning of the trailer: he chose true heroism (saving a lot of people) rather than glory.
>>557691175
FVAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK
uh oh hagpedo melty
>>557689571
>>557691441is this what zoomers call max aura?
>>557691169What other strong witches?Rhinedottir has gone rogueOctavia is playing Dodoco Racers on MiliastraThe rest are deadIt's all Alice and Barbie
>>557691406No one cares about NPC lives
Yeah, Andersdotter remains undefeated.
Genshin for this feel?
>>557689535>>557690956He had to make the right choice or else he would've killed his other options>>557691131
uh oh buddypokepedopag is sowing discord again
Why do people drawing roen as psychopathic shota while he seems like a cool guy in varka trailer and mika describe him as kind person.
>babrieKINOKINO
>>557687245where is the 3rd pic, bwo?
>>557690787>>557690881>>557691093Well, that's disappointing, I thought they were the real deal
>>557691294sexfucka
>>557691441This is funny because Varka has an awful matchup against the wildhunt since his 2 anemo + 2 of the same element restriction makes it impossible for him to use lunar reactions
Illuga's world quest kind of sucked but this horror-themed bunker is pretty kino
Varkabros, we got shafted...
>>557691587Varka said he is fierce
>>557691596BOBrie
>>557691391the playable outfit
>>557690325buy an add, fat bitch
>>557691391https://youtu.be/q5Ch7q00cko>literal hag with hag relic symbols everywhere>mascara and feather cap
>>557691587Some KoF NPC mentioned that he's even more fierce against his own men than against his opponents or something like that.
>>557691626They just happen to work in space, in cosmos, and not in teyvat. Every once in a while they will return to mondstadt to take care of their kids. Thats it, that's the entire hexenzirkel lore, they are bunch of gossiping mums, nothing more to it
Varka's backstory made me like him even more now
>>557691516Rhinedottir didn't go rogue. Alice said multiple witches helped her but at least one couldn't go.So, it was likely Barbeloth and one of Octavia and Rhinedottir .And then she sent Nicole who is likely the weakest one in the Dottore thing.
HOLY SHIT VARCOLE CRUMBS
>>557689049Fixed
>new yelanSEX
>>557691614I died, sorry
>>557691406The message still hits if he did something, because we weren't really heroes there like in Natlan. It's like I don't get the meaning, but it could have been more satisfying for the reader while retaining the message. Someone like Nefer can have the role she had while Varka did nothing.
so hold the fuck up, him doing jack shit in the entire AQ was ACTUALLY AN INTENDED PLOT POINT?!THAT'S his story?! He chose to be a fraud, he chose to job to the wild hunt fodders and be crippled for the entirety of chapter 4, he chose to do fuck all against dottore except beg Nicole for help and he chose to do shit damage?! That's how they're going with this?I don't know what to think. Do I FVARK over his generosity? Do I laugh at him for being the biggest cuck in Genshin? Do I kneel to Fat Xiao for purposefully fucking over Varka's kit so it fits into his story?
>>557691758Ruined
>old yelan
>Struggling against fucking DivalinOh, so they based his damage on his lore. That explains it
>>557691626Alice, Rhinedottor and Barbeloth are clearly the real deal.Nicole is likely Archon tier, but to outright beat Dottore cleanly you would need Alice tier and she was too busy stopping an Alien invasion.
her hair should have been blue btw
>>557689535>>557689483Varkucks be like "m-m-m-made for straight males"
>>557691797>>557691406It's not like*Someone like Nefer can't*
Where are these surprise gift boxes?
>>557691662How do I unsubscribe from your let's play?
>>557690853People still died so what good did he do?
Knowing that Varka ended up becoming more selfless by giving up his dream of being a hero makes me even more intrigued by how his and Capitano's interaction is going to be.
Barbie should have been a lolibaba...
>>557691798You aha.https://youtu.be/To_RJ_mPNqM
Varka: I can't get it hard if he looks over 16
If the moon is fake, what about the sun?
>>557690856>four digit substat???
>>557691797But Varka did something. He protected the weak. He saved Tabibito. If Varka was not there we are not sure Tabibito could have succeededAnd many more innocent people would have died, given he acted there for a long time before Tabibito came.
An intelligence broker can't mog you during the whole quest, she just can't
>>557691958>what good did he do?saved people
>>557690853And people still die anyway and tabibito is still the hero at the end of the day. Varka literally sacrifice his heorism for nothing lolBut in all seriousness doe, this is a blatant rewrite over that missing artifact plot that happened before traveler arrived at mondstadt for the first time
>>557691905Looks bad
>>557691943Those crystals are micro transactions within micro transactions. They're used to buy things for certain wonderland games.
Nicole talks about Varka with her friends... HOLY mother of C&C....
>>557691905Hell no
>>557691943Go to any Miliastra game's achievements pageNot all of them have rewards though
>>557689049hag bros won
>>557692078I need to tell my Philippine sisters…
>>557692065He saved tons of people and without him they wouldn't have succeeded at stopping the two threats. You are just doomposting for the sake of doomposting.
>>557690623No you don't get it anon, he's a hero because he... um... he did- uhhh...YOU WERE TOLD HE WAS A HERO OK?! JUST SHUT UP AND ROLL FOR HIM!
>>557691798>first yumebait since... I can't even rememberMan, you gotta wonder why yumes are still even playing
>>557691943Don't bother with that currency. It's not used for the outfit gacha. It's literally used to pay2win within user-created games, if the game implemented the feature.
Do you think Varka will ever get his wish to fight a real Dragon?
>>557691905Now she really is Yehag
>>557691916you never hugged your bro while cracking up some cold ones during Friday night or something ?venti is his god so ... everyone gotta kneel to HIM
>>557691947What a weird post to be triggered by
you share a game with these freaks
So Nicole was messing with Varka when she said that she doesn't know him
>>557692174>HE WAS A HERO OKhe was not, retard, that's the whole point
>>557664983Eula clear
About to shoot another load to Hu Tao
>>557692046name them
I think people forgot that Nod-Krai was a team effort
>>557691661Don't need Lunar when you hit really hard
>>557692174That's not what the short said
>>557692165Its not doomposting if its actually happened, retard
>>557692329A team effort in which Varka did nothing
>>557692238>Nicole was teasing Varkacute
>>557692275I think some people just lack good understanding or are doomposting to make others enjoy the game less.He chose to sacrifice glory in order to save people. That's what a hero is.
>>557692229First one is nornal, second one is reddit cringe
He was using a shitty 1* claymore, no wonder he almost died.
>>557664983do 6 star clears count?
Looking at genshin video comments are grim.at this point , the fan base only has:>white women (self procliamed lgbt lesbos) wetting themselves over varka / men>indian men getting freaky over nicole/womensad state of play
>>557691793Thank you
Bina wishes everyone a happy Chinese new year
>>557692329You mean Power of Friendship? cliche trope.
>>557692376How would they pull the real frost moon back without him?
>>557692275>actually he's a fucking loser, which makes sense that he's a 80k dpsConcession accepted
>barbie is fucking dead
Raiders are so easy to spot lol
>>557690249Can Jean name his legendary feats?
>>557692451cute
>>557692428sad.
>>557692370Yes it is. You are just doomposting.I have already explained that he saved people, including Tabibito himself when he was in a pinch.The difference is in mentality. Varka is a real hero who was in it to save people. You think heroism is about giving the last shot at the big enemy
>>557690249Sometimes I forgot how bland 1.0 dialogues are. They need to refine these things to add more depth or coherent lore in there
>auraless varka
>>557692491https://youtu.be/EGb4hj-EXt0Unless you have mod powers then there is no one able to see into my 160 IQ mind.
>>557692428There's still a few real people there.
>>557692428>not a single white boy threatening to shoot up a kindergarten over getting cucked by Varkawhite replacement is real....
HOLY C&CVarka is not only going to FUCK Nicolebut HE is going to build an entire harem of Hexenzirkel hoes
>>557692670>>557691754c&c always wins
this is you?
>>557692389Or, he could've been a hero AND save people!
>>557692428bbahhahahHhahahahahhaa genjeets are real KWABYROOO
>>557692659Looking at the comment.And then people wonder why Paimon has to repeat everything.
>>557692428while the based straight cute boy loving GODS are here
>>557692670>>557692732>>557691754angels can't love you retarded niggers
>>557692563>"alright frostmoon scion people, something big is about to happen, now I want you to evacuate.. right now!"That's the saving people part that you mentioned before? Or was it the part where he pursue rerir and try to beat his ass (only to get his own ass beaten) for some reason?
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>>557692475literally anyone else, that happened because of nicole's powerfucking tag jahoda in instead, she'd jump right in in an instant to save her boss>but um it was varka who begged nicole on his kneesanyone who knew nicole could have done that, like durin or albedo
It’s been like, what. 4 to 5 years? And Thoma still has never visited mondstadt
Tired of Traveler stealing everyone's glory.
>>557692329To be fair, Varka really did very little, especially for someone as strong and relevant as hi
Do we have faith in Varka? That Nicole will boost his damage by 50%?
>>557692780Meant for >>557691754>>557692670>>557692732
>>557692794>O MY MC COCKNow angels can love.
>>557692758Being a hero is saving people. Being a hero is not having your statue in the middle of Mondstadt. That's the whole point of the story. He prefered to help save Nod Krai while someone got the glory rather than to have a statue of himself.That's real heroism.
>>557692794Why are you replying to shitposters?
Varka? a mid 40s virgin.
>>557692451thank you cutebina!
I'm a gay transexual faggot btw and I love black men too
>>557692964Rolling for Varka btw
>>557692818
>>557692880>expensive unit>all the good stuff locked behind cons>r1 and dedicated support is a must>venti is also a must because there's nothing else to support him better than post hexenzirkel ventiNo
>>557692818Am i blind? where's zibai?
>>557692851But the traveler is nothing but a jobber?
>>557692818thanks for your effort. I was busy today but I'll post mine tomorrow
>>557692329A desk jockey like Nefer threw more hands than Varka get the fuck outta here
why does the Furina AI schizo have beef with abyss dataminer
>>557692818>>557692424
You passed the witch's trial, what would be your request??get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>557692964You would probably fit in better at the shartrail and zzz general threads then to be quite honest.
>>557692808The part where he spent a long time fighting the Wild Hunt and protecting people or how he was the one leading against Rerir and Dottore. Or how he saved Tabibito's life. Or do you think Tabibito was the only one whose life was saved by Varka?
>a proper pyro shielder, no longer having to rely on tankfeiLyney will become t0 with Nicole
She looks like she could've been a 4 star at 1.0 , but I guess it would collide with Lisa and mona too much.
>>557692921>performative armchair heroism is real heroismYeah ok lmao
>>557691391>best girl
>>557692880You better pray that she is super powerful AND is a Hexerei only support, or else...
I'm a neet and I didnt want to apply for a job so that other people could have a job, I'm a hero and heroism, clap for my sacrifice /gig/
I hate this manipulative writing where they tell you a character is heroic without ever demonstrating it in the story.
>>557692964I am not interested in this data
>>557693097>a proper pyro shieldersir your thoma?
so they got lazy again and forgot the other witches ?>>557693137>>557693105>>557693097>>557693089>>557693074
>I saved a kitty from a tree, I'm a real hero!!111!1Do varkafags really? LMAO
>>557688871>>557688931VarkaGODS won with one of the best shorts
>>557692818+1 Mona/Fischl
>>557692506This pic is now hilarious, Nicole 10000% knew about Varka before meeting him and pretended not to, thats so cute!
>>557693108At this point I'm sure you are not arguing honestly and just don't want to admit you are wrong.A hero is the one who saves people. Varka did just that. He knew Mondstadt would be safe either way and rather than fight a dragon and getting a statue of himself he went to fight where he was needed and where he would save others.
so is varka good after all?
For me it's Hu Tao
>>557693143but his story quest is not even out yet
>>557693143Peak "tell, don't show". Bravo, Fat Xiao!
>>557693241Based runs
>>557693143They just did with the trailer
>>557693143Shut up and just look at the pretty animation and stop doomposting. You're only choosing to be aware so you can ruin other peoples' enjoyment
friendly reminder that aino's ducky contributed more in fights than varka throughout the entire nod-krai AQ
>>557693185Why don't you sing a song worthy of the cat you retarded roastie.https://youtu.be/aeGm3JZNTCQ
>>557692818Noelle with C0 teammates taking down bosses in one rotation was kino
*Cucks Varka out of fighting a real Dragon by Killing Ursa the Drake*
>>557693137Varka actually saved people's lives in a long expedition in hostile territory.>>557693185He saved people's lives, retard
>>557693175We've long since know that not all the witches join every meeting, some are dead, one's a shade/was becoming one, Octavia is known to only come when necessary. I'm amazed we got Barbie's appearance at all.
>>557692834>The Doctor thinks he has defeated everyone, but Marionette's plan has already been fulfilled. Varka and The Knave attempt to pull the Frost Moon into the false sky with the help of Nicole.I don't think Jahoda would've done anything there bro
>>557693171He unfortunately doesn't work well Lyney because of CA anti-synergy
>>557693254Yeah he kind of doing this football manager thingy during rerir invasion, telling people to go there, other people to go that way, etc. That is the most heroism thing that a man can do in this game.
>>557693315>to be awareNo, you are not. You are choosing to pretend you didn't get the point of the trailer in order to doompost. You are not aware, you are dishonest
>>557690073Sparxie is sexier
>>557693143That is the genshin special.Powerful characters never show off their power.Smart characters never show off their smarts.Connected characters will never use their connections
>>557693362>uhmm bro, i think your house is on fire>omg thank you anon, you're a real HERO!!!lollmao even
>>557693250So you agree he did fucking nothing
>>557693332>89>89>89>89>89people like you make me sick
man it's so easy to NTR you losers. nicole was clearly made for varka and not for you LMAO
>>557692851Many say this. Fontaine's AQ where Traveler is reduced to a cameraman is widely considered the best.
>>557692818Tried 2nd side with Yoimiya, failed and couldn't be fucked to reset 60 times.
>>557693031That was the previous Abyss anon, new Abyss data will be posted tomorrow
What's the point of rolling for Nicole then if she cannot love Aether. Wtf are the devs/writers doing. I'm kinda losing interest
>>557693404>with the help of Nicole.look, if an angel's power is enough to allow a normal human like varka to pull a moon down, i reckon jahoda could have been that normal human as wellif strength is an issue, then why not ineffa? we KNOW for a fact she's physically strong because she actually did stuff, you know, ON SCREEN.
>>557693318That duck was the one thing that prevented the story Dottore fight from being absolutely aids. Was surely carrying the traveler's ass.
>>557693520bro think of the wasted exp in the overworld you're missing out on???
This made me pull for Varka and his weapon
My contribution to /gig/? Complaining about every minor detail and restlessly doomposting (I don't actually play the game btw)
Varka is going to be the biggest flop in the history of Genshin (excluding reruns)
>>557693458You are tribalistic NPC that has to think everything Genshin related has to be good and anyone being critical must just be "doomposting".
>>557693332Is the Columbina wheelchair better than her Furina wheelchair?
>>557688871>not even 100k views in an hourIt's over. We will never be relevant again.
>>557693362>Varka actually saved people's lives in a long expedition in hostile territory.I too saved someone life (or lives, even) in my life expedition as a neet. Since I didnt apply for a job in likedin, someone who take my job is probably working in there and feeding their family right now as I lay on top of my bed doing this heroism thing (inspired by varka) by sacrificing my job and doing nothing as a neet
>>557693540oops
>>557693486He literally saved Tabibito's life you stupid dumbass. Don't you play the game? Of course you don't.>>557693495Are you dumb? I explained why he did something in the post you are quoting.
>>557693105Thats nice hat.
>>557693143
Ok let me stop you guys real quick.Varka is indeed a hero that gave up glory to help people's lives, there's no doubt unt about that, anyone who says otherwise is just blindly hating.But you can also criticize genshin for slapping a band-aid after they realized they gave Varka 0 feats in the story when such an anticipated character who went there for that SINGULAR purpose doesn't get the highlight and hype he deserves. They could've at least said he injured Rerir and bought us a few days until he regenerates.
>>557693548Just go play Wuwa you'll be far happier there and we'd be happier here without you.
UHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOH VARKEK MELTY!!! AT LEAST HE WON'T SPAM GORE, HE'LL JUST TALK ABOUT DOING IT AND EXPECT US TO CALL HIM A GORESPAMMER!!!
>>557693520Wasting resources for one level that you can farm in overworld is what truly disgusts me
>>557693548Husband and wife together.
>>557693627Natlan hater...
>>557692843He did in an anecdote
Why is Nicole so obsessed with Varka
HAHAHAHAHA NICOLE JUST INSERTED HER HENZXENZIRKEL INSIDE OF VARKA'S DONUT HAHAHAHAHA
>>557693548Then you remember that dottore was in ashveil peak, his minions are being stationed in ashveil peak, and none of them ever tried to 'stole' frostmoon scions people home that are located at the opposite ends of nod krai, in hiisi island, since he's not interested in doing that thing anyway
I'm so happy, magical hag was all i've ever wanted
>>557693350He's going to have a tough time with an imaginary dragon of philosophy.
>>557693793He has the biggest dick in the entire planet
>"I swear... I will clear a path for you. I, Mondstadt's strongest knight: the Knight of Boreas. Even if my accomplishments should be buried in the shadows of history."FVVVAAAAARRRRKKKKKKKK
Meanwhile Varka in game
Why didn't this happen when they pulled down the moon and it passed the Roche limithttps://youtu.be/E6m2OTXjv90
You guys think this nicole x varka ship is bad. Wait until they bust out alice and her husband, making her the first playable character with a canon relationship
>>557693638You are not arguing in good faith and you are trying to criticize it for the sake of criticizing it. This is doomposting.>>557693653Varka did fight against the Wild Hunt. And by doing so he saved lives. Including Tabibito's life, which you would know if you played this game.
>>557693647Yes, if your Furina is below C2; and double Nod-Krai is better for the zombie mobs
>>557693653Based hero. Varka would be proud!
>>557693350This feat will never be mentioned in game because Fat Xiao forgot
I fucked Nicole ...
>>557693548The witches are ugly hags so whatever.
>>557693520People want to see the level up message after killing a random enemy like in an old rpg
why is it so easy to ntr genkirks? WHY DO ENDIKEKS LET THEMSELVES GET KEK BY HOYO??? FOR FREE???pay for varka to get ck by nicole??? HAHAHAHA pay for nicole to get cuck by varka LOOOOLLL ENDKEKS ARE YOU OK
>>557693143Look on the bright side, at least we're being shown this ONSCREEN. It's an upgrade over how he was before, with characters telling you that they, offscreen, consider varka to be heroic
>Varka is going to drag Nicole's sales down with him
>They think they'll ship him with NicoleDon't forget what game you are playing
>>557693637why does it feel like they deliberately humiliation ritualed him through all of nod krai right to his very launch and him being gimped?it feels like he was given the same type of animosity and hatred jew hollywood writers give white father figures in their sitcoms.
>>557693927Ursa the Drake was a few hundred years before Varka though??
>>557693548https://youtu.be/sBN1E0VmP1MYou walked into her lair and you walked out.
>>557693810>ashveil peakdamn right he is
>>557693881>but he foughted wild hunt!literally took lightkeepers job.
>>557693975u ok anon
Who the fuck is Varka?
https://poal.me/4z3n7https://poal.me/4z3n7https://poal.me/4z3n7
Fixed her
>>557693979>can see the kite framesovl...
>>557693638It's doomposting because the patch isn't even outResume your shitposting after Varka does absolutely nothing in the patch
Discuss /gig/'s tastes.
>>557693873Nowhere in the game does it say that Teyvat's moons have any effect on its gravity>but that doesn't make senseTeyvat has it's own laws
>Varka had a scene phase
>>557693873It's magic, teyvat has its own laws, don't think about it, etc etc
just admit it.replay to this thread if you think genshin is dying
>>557693873Teyvat has its own laws.
>>557694119What happened to the Loombros?
>>557694105now she just looks like white haired yelan.
>>557694119>most people choosing the youngestMaybe theres some straights left in /gig/ after all
>>557693813From her voice and how mona describes her i was expecting something like this
>>557690206Old ladies who wear bright blue eyeshadow are the biggest sluts at retirement homes
>>557694168>still posting it
>>557693873Maybe you can assume Tri-Lunar Columbina used her space/gravity powers to keep it intact if you dont like the meme answers you got lol.
wait am i retarded?did the part where fvarka defeated dvalin was a possible timeline where he didn't go to nod krai?why are people saying he's not a hero when he indeed defeated dvalin the first time and saved mond?
>Varka animated short>Most of the screentime is actually for the witches
>I-It could've been me!" Holy fuck Varka is a fucking loser. Actual humiliation ritual being a Varka fan rn
>>557693873
>>557694245do you know how hard is it to find a anime woman that doesnt look like they're <25 or > 60? I guess with the wrinkles barb looks like shes in her early 50s or later 40s but not old enough to be crooked and hunched forward.
Nicole will raise Fvuarka to 130k dps and become meta trust
I love Chasca so much bros...
>>557694267...how do you know that
>"vgh I need to start an expedition to nodukurai to prevent abyss rerir invasion to mondstadt!">spend state resources to fund his 5 years expedition>abandoning mondstsdt in process and let jean take his responsibility as grandmaster>took all the horses and lost them along the way>get to nod krai>told people to evacuate>fight rerir and jobbed>get back to mondstadt after 5 years>the abyss still doing their invasion anyway...
what a fucking disaster is this game..... reply to the thread if you agree
>>557694316bait, ESL or retard? if it's the latter, I'm willing to reply, if it's the middle then I'm willing to reply but I'll also call it an idiot, if it's the former then I'm willing to reply while looking REALLY, fucking mad
>>557693862
>>557694374Nicole will be 5* >b and accidentally buff Mavuika again and Varkek will still be tier 3 because every other DPS will be a better choice
>>557694407...says no one everreplay to this thread if you agree
>>557690206I counter with exposed shoulders, but then again we have jeht in forever npc jail.
>>557694424Retards will defend this writing btw
>>557694316That fate is the one he didn't choose, that shit didn't happen
>>557694316bwo...
>>557694540Our fvarking heroes...
I have Hu Turd fatigue
>>557694486Nicole kit: "Triggers only when party is composed of Hexanzirkel members"There you go problem is fixed
>>557693548Honestly just play WuWa dude if it bothers you that much. It's perfect for you since you're that game's target audience.
I wonder what the original expedition was before Nod Krai was pulled out of Fat Xiao's ass. Iirc it was insinuated to have something to do with the Fatui but now it's just some nebulous "fight the wild hunt" shit
reply to the thread if you think the writing slopped and flopped and that wuwa is better
>went to nod krai to be a fucking common lightkeeper>NO YOU SEE THIS IS REAL HEROISM HE IS VERY HEROIC HERE TRUE HEROISM SACRIFICING GLORY TO SAVE PEOPLE>people die anyway>no progress on his own whatsoever for x yearsI hate retards who unironically defend this slop.
>>557694424didn't know Genshin had an Afghanstain war allegory
Nicole applies Wet to herself if Varka is in the party
>>557694448im genuinely curios there was nothing implicating at the beginning not to take what they are telling you at face value
>>557693548What's the point of rolling for Alice then if she cannot love Aether. Wtf are the devs/writers doing. I'm kinda losing interest
>>557694540You reminded me those 2 have the same recycled NA animation.
>>557694001I know what game I'm playing but I like Varcole too
>>557694668The message is good you are just a brainlet ngl
>>557694620>only good for 1 character and a few outdated bricksNow that's gonna be a big flop
Varcole bros? How are we feeeling?
>2 archons>1 sovereign or whatever>arguably the best 2 off-fielders in the game in xq/yelan before coffee/ineffa were releasedgee i wonder if they'll make barbeloth playable what do you guys think
>>557694015Actually Ursa the Drake lived for millenia's and made Diluc's dad use the Delusion and kill himself to protect his sons. Dottore later kills Ursa to curry favor with Mondstadt-ians and made it difficult for the Knights to tell the fatui to fuck off during the Stormterror incident or they'd risk losing more good-will with the people since they couldnt do shit to Ursa all this time and they'd look like they're trying to save face. I'm actually kinda impressed they remembered that in Varka's trailer with the line of doubts in Knights being swept away. I fucking kneel Fat Xiao.
That was the most low-effort short yet.
>>557694316Varka did the Witches trial and asked to "see the future". He saw two things: he would fight and defeat a dragon (Dvalin) and then be recognized as a hero in Mondstadt. But also the destruction that would hit Nod Krai and that would likely eventually affect Mondstadt too.He knew the Witches would protect Mondstadt either way, so he decided to abandon the glory and recognition of being a "hero" and decided to go to Nod Krai in order to help fight the crisis there. Which is more heroic.The theme is about heroism. Who is the bigger hero? Someone who did the glamour stuff and who have a statue in the middle of the city or someone who will go where he is most needed even if not recognized? And Varka chose the second option.Some morally challenged people think the opposite such as >>557694330
The animation short is an insult to Varkabros. No one wants "potential man" characters
>>557694660Indeed, which is why you should play that game instead. Now, go.
Cant believe they made Barbie a madam Mim witch
>>557694668I hate doomposters like you who argue in bad faith and pretend oyu're being dumb and don't get it just to make the game look bad
When will Nahida tell me to sleep
>>557694668>people die anyway>X happens anywaysI fucking hate this retarded mentality, by that stupid logic you might as well do nothing good because bad things happen in life anyway, you fucking loser
lmao this artist quit the game before they finished coloring in hutao's top because the game SLOPPED AND FLOPPED LMAO >>557694807reply to this thread if you think the game slopped and flopped and everything after 2.0 was retconned
>>557694635>I wonder what the original expedition was before Nod Krai was pulled out of Fat Xiao's ass6 months before traveler arrival in mondstadt, a certain artifact/relic was stolen from mondstadt. Neither favonius knights or the fatui could track this artifact whereabouts, none of them even knew who stole that thing. Varka set an expedition not long after and six months later traveler and paimon arrived in mondstadt
Genshin is a cuck game. The writers have completely forgotten that they're writers for a gacha game, not normal video game. Aether doesn't have a huge harem of for (You) characters even though the business model is spending money on acquiring characters.
>>557694717Klee's father is the traveler from the future
>>557694841You are defending SHIT writing lmao.
>>557693757>>557693592>>557693332You are the type of people who reuse your underwear inside out, thinking it's still clean; the type who steal sugar sachets from cafés; the type who don’t shower every day.You are pathetic, stingy filth. You’d scrape shit off the ground for a penny.
>>557694786that makes sense and makes varka even more badass.i just took the story at the start at face value and assumed we fought a weaker dvalin after he was released from being sealed by venti and fvarka.
>>557693997That's a weird interpretation of the two fingers.https://youtu.be/rZ5Qssnpj8U
Does this count as soul
>>557694668>NO YOU SEE THIS IS REAL HEROISM HE IS VERY HEROIC HERE TRUE HEROISM SACRIFICING GLORY TO SAVE PEOPLEUnironically, yes.I wonder what kind of problem you have that you can't understand this.
See, Varka is a fanservice character. His existence in the Nod-Krai AQ is pure fanservice. He was originally supposed to be a Xbalanque tier character who only had background relevance and nothing in-game, until they realized that people actually really, REALLY liked him and were upset that Xbalanque got killed off and had no in-game relevance. They scrambled to make him playable because they could see the profits, but unlike his fellow fanservice character Wanderer, they couldn't really manage to shoehorn in him in a natural way. All his contributions in the AQ were meant to be filled by someone else. This is why his kit sucks as a base, and is so heavily gated behind premium supports, cons and his signature. He's a fanservice characters, and fanservice characters only need to LOOK good, not FEEL good. Again, just like his fellow fanservice character Wanderer.He's not meant to be anything more than a cash-in. They never gave a shit about him, and passionless characters get shit kits and are swiftly forgotten.
Were doomposters really just camping the thread and waiting for the video release so they could farm some extra rupees?
>>557694921>who reuse your underwear insideimagine using underwear
Replay to this if you're a cuck gay nigger faggot
Who's melting down and in need to wash off their curry stench?
How will I know Nicole's kit if the leakers are kill
>>557694735She'll probably just need 2 members for it, you can treat nicole as a bennettPLUS wheelchair. Sucrose is pretty universal so it's not an issue for most teams either unlike the bina+ineffa wheelchair
Stop posting Nahida
>>557694963Yes. They were here too during last week's stream. Literally the same posting styles
Varka is so... big
>>557694994Rolling for Varka btw. Loved his short and he's totally a hero!
>>557694732>>557694878>>557694945So what makes the GRANDMASTER so GRAND again?
>>557694963>Were doomposters really just camping the thread and waiting for the video release so they could farm some extra rupees?lol noi don't see any doomposters here
Reply to this thread if you think Genshin was MADE for NTR
yuri
>>557694801its not "potential" its called being a bigger man and having strength of character.the fact that zoomies aren't even able to comprehend something like that is why the world is going to shit.
taoschizo doesn't play the game btw
>>557694275>still coping
>>557695062he uh, saved a guy by killing a purple churl
>>557695078go back to your mugen thread, faggot
>>557694705That segment at the start did not happen. That was the timeline that was meant to happen, had Varka continued on with his life.Instead, he saw Barb's prophesy, and decided to give up on being the hero of Mondstadt in favor of saving Nod-Krai. He counted on Mondstadt being protected by Jean, Diluc, Venti and the Hexens, which is why he never really stepped in to help.What he, and Barbie, didn't account to happen is for Tabibito to show up and take up the role of Hero, while also giving Dvalin a happy ending he wasn't meant to receive. Tabibito cheats fate, so he's allowed to rewrite things such that everyone gets a happy ending.
>>557694963>anyone who points out shit writing is a doomposter waaaaaaaaah
>>557695013isnt it just the website hosters? the people who datamine and leak the private server are still around
>>557695091>yuriepstein, please
>>557695092Stop licking Fat Xiao's dirty ass, faggot
>>557695107>literal in-game info>coping
Varka saw that barbie glass and said to himself :>oh my barbatos if I didnt tell those people to evacuate they will.. le diedThen he ran back at the favonius hq screaming >"HOLYY SHIT GUYS I JUST SAW THE FUTURE! WE NEED TO START 5 YEARS EXPEDITION I NEED TO TELL THOSE PEOPLE IN NOD KRAI TO EVACUATE! AHHHH! EVACUATE! EVACUATE! THEY NEED TO EVACUATE!"and knights of favonius, being knights of favonius, hurried up and prepare themselves to start the expedition, so that varka the heroman could tell those people in nod krai to evacuateThe end
>strength of character.Is this the level of cope Flopka retards are on now?
How did he get his title as the Knight of Boreas Surely that's a heroic or impressive story
>>557692818Add one Chiori sexo pls
>>557694963>t-t-t-the doomposters were just camping the trailer.. just like the stream.. and also last night in /gig/... and in the morning too! they're in my walls!!I'm sure the doomposters are why your high school crush rejected you and why you're so fat and why you work a dead end job too huh?
reply to my post if you think the writing is objectively shit
>>557695150rich coming from you
>turn Varka's lack of feats into meta-commentary about how heroic he is>/gig/ slurps it up
>>557692964Mince...
>>557695205Retards will defend this writing without irony
>>557694926Yes.Another thing is that Barbeloth might have been behind this, as mentioned by Alice.In the end, Tabibito actually purified rather than having Venti seal Dvalin which improved Mondstadt. And Varka actually helped Tabibito and the others in the crisis to the best of his ability.He is not Alice who could kill full powered Dottore. He is a human who protected the weak and went where he was needed the most.
Shitposting aside, do you think the Wild Hunt still appearing in Mondstadt anyway is because Dottore fucked with the Firmament? We know that:1)Rerir was incomplete and parts of him were in space2)The rest of the witches were too busy with the border during the Dottore crisis3)Teyvat is no longer undetectedSo could have some parts of Rerir crash down and fate or whatever made them appear in Mond?
I guess Cap didn't have it so bad huh
>>557695193copethis OBJECTIVELY made varka even cooler to anyone who is white and a decent persononly brown people are whining and crying about his loss of izzat
If you look and act and think like a dirty jeet, no one sane would call you anything other than a dirty jeet
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>557695302Fat Xiao is just that good
>>557695332KEK
Don't reply to me if you don't think the game isn't good.
When will they fire Fat xiao and replace him with shaoji instead
>>557695092>the fact that zoomies aren't even able to comprehend something like that is why the world is going to shit.I think they have a mercenary mentality and think doing good without being rewarded is "cuck stuff".
>>557695205Could have just sent a letter instead and it would have achieved the same effect, maybe even more since it could have gotten there faster and he didn't have to waste the effort to uproot a whole bunch of knights and set up camp in a foreign land where people still got fucked by the wild hunt for years until Tabibito showed up
Is Varka interested in petite asian girls?
>>557695353SIR WHY VARKA NO BIG HERO BLOODY SIR BASTARD WHERE IS IZZAT REEDEM VARKA HERO YOU FUCKING
>Varka soloed the chess bossmy hero
>>557695242You see he became a grandmaster and a hero by being the bigger man and not doing the heroic thing when he definitely could've. It makes him so badass, not doing anything really.
>>557695343Nah if an overwhelming opponent like Thanos is in your way then you don't even have an opportunity to argue. The Winter Soldier? I can convince him, though.https://youtu.be/bp6hhq8DdgU
>>557695302Diluc also warn you
>>557695461We call it nigger mentality around these parts, which checks out since they all talk like niggers too
Nahida says that it’s time to sleep
>>557695484Bring back Sparkle and her feet.
>>557695365WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER LMAOOOOOOreply to the thread if you think nodkrai flopped compared to wuwa hsr endfield
You don't understand /gig/. I had to be a better man.
>>557695249Of course the stupid post will be made by someone who posts the unfunny Childe face.
>>557695484He is interested in petite young boys
>>557695302The Varkek slurper is a single person
Mommy
So basically Varka did NOTHING
>>557695437Literally nobody wants shaojislop
>>557695484he wants petite asian femboys.
why are wutards like this
>all this shitposting could've been avoided if they added 1 line saying Varka and Rerir both injured each other and will be out of commission for a few days with Varka needing longer to recuperate since he doesnt have abysscancer
They botched Varka's writing.
>>557695520But he did the heroic thing. He went where he was needed the most rather than where he would get the greatest recognition.
>>557695551Sparxie's E6 image will be her feet
>>557695249no cheldbro posts like this
WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
please someone just fucking nuke mondstadt already im so tired of this city and region
I'm going to be the bigger man and stop replying to baits when I definitely could. Someone please give me the title of grandmaster.
You will all kneel before Varka after his story quest
>brown people are incapable of comprehending even the concept of what heroism and self sacrifice actually isno shit they were never been able to build civilizations, its all makes so much sense
Remove Varka from the Nod-Krai story and nothing would change kek
ENTER: decent human being
Knights being knights are due to their quality and virtues, not by (((aura-farming))).Get out of Tiktok and crack a book open for once.
>>557694742eating GOOD
I'm C6R1 Varka now
>>557695686Witchslop ruined Mondstadt
Varka looks so confused and scared without Lohen around…
>>557695595>So basically Varka did NOTHINGif you do nothing, you win
>>557695461>think doing good without being rewarded is "cuck stuff".Well yeah, thats plausible, that's a rational way of thinking. Why do things for free if you can get paid for it. There's effort, there's time that you waste, stuff like that needs to get paid one way or another
>>557695725Only TRVKE post in this thread.Churchill should have starved them harder.
>>557695745Yeah.I think people not understanding Varka's choice is sad, even.
Illuga has more feats than Varka
Reminder that Varka is canonically one of only 2 God-level humans in the whole game.He has no nepo-baby gifts from deities, no tech, no abyss shit, no irminsul shenanigans, no body modifications.Only Capitano is his rival.
They are intentionally writing Mondstadt so awfully so you'd like Liyue more
Nicole kit leaks
>>557695725unfortunately heroism requires actually doing stuff so better man is disqualified from that.
Uhhhh
>>557695665Why is he grandmaster again?
Imagine if Aino was the weekly boss instead of Dottore
>>557695779this is what that line of thinking leads to btw
I'm playing both sides of the argument btw
>>557695903Ohhhh
Varka is slopping and flopping so hard. I'm going over to Wuwa who won. WuWon, if you will.
>>557695779>get paidJeet or Kike?Pick two
Flins: I am so fucking lucky
Nod Krai has the Lightkeepers and Aino's robots and cannons so why did Varka think they needed his unsolicited help?
>>557695630They had 50 opportunities to have him do literally anything
subtle
>>557695779It is not a rational way of thinking. It is a morally bankrupt way of thinking. You have tons of hidden assumptions behind what you call rationality, many of which will lead to a trashier civilization and for your own unhappiness
>>557695879Milelith>Favonius I fear
>>557695863My FVARKING HEROES
Damn, that was embarrassing to say the least.
>>557694742>>557695746>>557692238>>557692380>>557693247Nicole is trying so hard not to fall for this man...
>>557695952for fuck sakes i need to breed that boy so fucking bad its not even funny
>>557695925I'm ignoring it and using Hu Tao.
>>557695926
>>557689049hag and a bob cut. UNF
Varka intentionally leads his expediiton to faraway places so no one can see how much of a shitty leader he actually is in the battlefield. Just ordering people around while he stays in the backline drinking booze and flirting with local women.Then he writes letters to Mondstadt telling how much a great "hero" he was during battle.
>>557695956Varka wants Nodkrai's oil
>>557695991>explains virtue to an obvious materialistic hylicYou might as well do monkey noises, that would help it understand
>>557695904Because that's the name of his job>>557695956People in Nod Krai actually recognize the Knights helped them.
>>557696051C&C
>>557695967And Dottore could have won at any point after creating his fake moon marrow, but simply didn't.
REPLY to this THREAD if you ENJOYgetting KEKby VARKAfrom NICOLE
>>557695956>helping people when its unsolicitedThats my FVARKIN Hero!
>>557696113He doesn't even actually do his "job" lmao
Varka broke varkillions
>>557695863They're also C&C
>>557695884Why do I feel like I’ve been cursed by opening this
>>557696249You don't play the game, otherwise you would've known what we help Varka with in the Nod Krai expansion
>>557696068https://youtu.be/qvzVUP3zDOcI'm on the same sinking ship as you, retard.
can we stop talking about varka next thread
So should I just do the archon quests to get caught up then knock out all the trillion side and character quests I have/get later?
Aw hell nah this varka is kind of a sus diddy blud jahoda is like 14
>>557695745But that's literally the only thing varka did in the story, """"aura farm"""". He did nothing else.
>>557695956If not for Varka Aino would've already died of diabetes while Ineffa was lost in Natlan
>>557696342yeah beecause NOBODY plays this game LMAOOOO we're all playing endfield wuwa hsr zzz
>>557696363Yeah none of the sidequests are really necessary for the archon quests. Most of them came out after said archon quest
>>557696361Let's all talk about Chasca as well
>>557696369>in the story You're an AQs only nigger, aren't you?
>>557696182PAGABADADOOOO
>>557696342Yeah we helped varka get his booze back in the camp LOL definitely a heroic feat
>>557696182I'm rolling for varka and nicole and putting them in the same team btw
Delusional Yumes calling anyone Brown.
>>557696417>saaar please you get paid must, saaar why you cuck yourself saarI prefer monkey noises to whatever animal screeching they're making
I have to poop but I'm sleepy. Do I have my BM now, or do I wait until morning? Genshin Impact.
>>557696537PAGGADAABAADOO YOU LIKE TO WATCH TOO
>>557696342oh so what did he do
>>557695683Compared to last year, GI/HSR/ZZZ reached>63%>56%>65%of their respective annual revenuesDawei needs to act quickly before the next batch of gacha comes out
>>557696537What if they don't work together
>>557696363Narzissenkreuz will be relevant at some point so you might aswell do it and get the fancy sword
>>557696440Please list down all the glorious feats the GRANDMASTER has accomplished.
at least we are actually talking about the game / story for once
>mfw varka wilfully lose izzat WTF BROS IM SO FUCKING ANGRY WHY HOYO RUIN VARKA LIKE THAT FUCK THIS GAME FUCK FAT XIAO
>>557696363Like all animes, do the release order. It's that simple
>I-I-I'M A HERO BECAUSE... BECAUSE EVERYONE SAID SO ALRIGHT?!
QRD run down on Bengali Varka?
>>557696660>animes
I like Kokomi.
>>557696760>>557696760>>557696760
>>557696724>does his job>gets no vagana and rupee>meltyHope this help
>>557696724Varkeks are having a melty that no one liked the new low effort short and poor writing that they're now going through the phases of insults as cope. First it was doomposters, then it was raiders, now it's browns.
>>557690249>Varka's (hypothetical) fight with Dvalin lasted one day and nightLMFAOOOOOOOOOOIs this your goat jean?
>>557688459Don't forget to say that in the next survey
>>557690282Potentially, but since wandy never went there no one know him
>>557696367Don't check the aoc in mondstadt (germany) zoomie