>I am George, this is Floyd, please don't confuse us it's very rude.

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Post your best chat screenshots.

I'm beginning to think my greatest failing as a Haze player is trying to play with my team too much when they want to brawl 24/7 instead of fucking off and farming my brains out.

I started to realize the braindead billy audience now switched to Rem.

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What changed about Drifter that has people saying he's good now? The buffs seemed pretty minor.

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Hello.
I like Silver.
Please post more fanart of Silver.

>>557708234
>All the way up to the 2000's
Mentioning the forbidden game is gonna set off our resident schizo again but this was the case in gaming in the mid and late 2000s too and you can see the gaming culture change with TF2. Released as a super casual shooter, the update that was added to try and push competitive e-sports garbage would fail and contribute to its abandonment. Later Overwatch caught the same disease and went from 6v6 to 5v5 to make fights easier to track for spectator audiences. On the spectrum of sandboxes were you can fuck around doing whatever to highly moderated competitive environments where you can be permabanned for cornercamping too long or only equipping your character with multiple pairs of shoes, we slid all the way to the far end

You can see this process everywhere in the 2010s. Old beloved series like Dawn Of War, an RTS game about building a base and sending little groups of army guys around the map to beat up the enemy's little groups of army guys, suddenly added MOBA-style lanes and towers. Zero regard for whether the genre fits an esport. Everyone wanted to be esports, everyone wanted to copy LOL or CSGO or both at once

It was a seriously awful time and we're only starting to emerge from the triple A, everything-needs-to-be-esports Dark Ages where you had an endless parade of marketing managers repeating the words competitive integrity and esports ready

>>557708831
you're an absolute retard if you group with your team as haze same with infernus and victor

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>>557708789
stay still the both of you

>>557708831
This is the case with every single M1gger. You should be farming all match, emerging only to press S4 in a teamfight where convenient.

>>557708896
my guess is that matches got longer because of the base changes so he has more time to ramp his stacks now.
he has 3.5 base HP regen too so he can absolutely ape in early lane and still win trades.

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>>557708814
canonically true AND she used all 23cm on me that entire match

>>557708994
Putin Vindicta might've been ugly but it sure beats the neon blue cyberpunk ghost redesign that we got.

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>>557708946
How do you think she will do in tomorrow's pro games?
My guess is she won't be first picked but will still lose almost every game she's in

>>557709095
got horny reading this

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Sex with Venator

>>557709103
wait for the third remodel in valve time

>>557709108
>How do you think she will do in tomorrow's pro games?
I don't give a shit what wannabe "pros" do honestly
>she won't be first picked but will still lose almost every game she's in
Most likely

>cancelled seismic impact 3 times with Mo ult
>check abrams abilities
>he decided to fully level his ult second because I kept cucking him
>he only got to cast his ult one last time, missed, and then his team lost
I bet that dude was livid.

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The fucking head shape please just fucking update her already.

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>>557708946
Here
>>557709108
I think she will do moderately well, but be first picked more than she deserves still

I feel that I'm good with Ivy, Rem, Abrams and Silver. Who else can I add to the ensemble that's worth a try?

>about to finish patron
>start doing no damage
>then we lose the team fight
>notice that all three waves are pushed back
>no enemies doing it
>graves' ult and rem helpers pushed all 3 lanes back to our base

When is this retarded shit getting changed.

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I know it's a bug and not supposed to be there
but what IS the orange bar above the portrait here?

>>557709332
A meter that shows how dirty her glasses are

because of apollo's poor winrates and people complaining about the lack of skill required to hit his 3, it can now headshot.
that is all for this update, see you in 6 months.

>>557709268
>Ivy, Rem
Paige, Kelvin, Dynamo
>Abrams and Silver.
Billy, Victor, Mo and Krill

>>557709330
She looks old here

>>557708720
Abusive relationship with Mina

>>557709398
I still don't understand how he has a negative winrate
Its nearly impossible to miss his 3. It hits anything in its vague direction.

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Damn people are really into this Mina x Jerma ship, idk why I don't think he plays Deadlock

mtf Kelvin when

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>>557709471
Who knows, maybe she is old but ages slow because of werewolf power

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>>557709516

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>>557708814
HEYO HEYA HEYO

>>557709541
Don't ruin my favourite character.

Which hero was the most broken OP on their release?

For some reason I’m not climbing out of alchemist despite a 90% win rate. Is the rank system broken or something? Took a break and came back to being dropped from oracle/phantom to initiate. Will I calibrate back up or am I stuck here?

If you get witchmail then celeste's ult bouncing to you suddenly becomes very helpful

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Being on lane with a good Abrams player makes me happy. Being on lane with a bad one who instantly says gg after inting 3 times fills me with rage though.

>>557709654
My bad. I just want them to add more twinks

>>557709784
You just got Apollo..

>>557709523
>Mina starts getting uppity again
>Doorman just shows her to her room as a form of time out
>Repeat everytime she becomes bitchy when they go out together

>>557709108
>>557709231
How do I see when pro games are happening

>>557709967
They're hosted on meatspin.com

>>557709821
I don't like that he's Ixian. I wish he was White

>>557710010
...No, they're not...

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>>557709745
Please respond. I love this game but it’s killing my enjoyment because the match quality is so bad. Any ideas?

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>>557710010
I dunno, I just always happen to see it recommended to me on youtube and I catch like the last two or three games of the night

>>557710091
Rank literally doesn't matter and match quality decreases when you climb so be happy that you're not.

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>>557710091

Haze is Missing

>>557710010
it's lemonparty.org actually my bad

>>557710010
>>557710360
Please stop reminding me of these, I fell fof lemonparty and penisland when I was younger...

>17k player dmg drifter
Stop fucking picking this character.

>Obliterated Haze in a 1v1 as Seven in the late game
So this is the power of M1...

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>slowly seeing signs of a stomp occuring
>tell team to get disarming hexs because they're full of m1ggers
>total stomp happening 10 minutes later
>check their stats
>only 1 lash bought rusted barrel
Why do people hate buying counters?

>>557710551
My death logs say I got btfo by spirit so I bought spirit shield :3

>>557710551
They expect only the supports to do it

>>557710516
>Seven
>M1

Wyoming is ours

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>See enemy team buying metal skin
>Buy armor piercing rounds to pierce their bullet immunity
>It doesn't

wtf

>Buying counters
>Not buying gun and spirit items to just kill the problem quicker
Why would you do this to yourself

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*gives you free spirit resist, freeing up an item slot*

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>>557710798
>mirage uses his wish to make the american negotiators agree with him and sell them wyoming
Is this like the eldritch equivalent of a roofie or something?

BUFF KELVIN PLS YOSHI I AM IN PAIN

>>557710814
Aimlets whined nonstop about M1ggers so they made a busted item to hardcounter them. Aimlets are still too retarded to actually buy it though.

>>557710920
I know it's not the main point because that's where the lore "ends" but it's weird how there's no insinuation or doubt of a Monkey's Paw-type situation. How does the wish get granted? Does the Patron simply retcon reality so Wyoming was always owned by the djinn? When does the timeline diverge? Or do they give the djinn a piece of paper saying they have legal claims over it and then it's just hoped that the USA agrees to give up the state? Does Wyoming simply get magically filled with djinns?

It's like Mina's wish of getting to be at the top of the vampiric social hierarchy. Vampires are agecucks, the longer a vampire has survived the more powerful. Will the Patrons simply age Mina up to be an extra two thousand years old so she gets to lord it over Dracula, or will they simply exterminate all other vampire niggers in existence so she's at the top by default?

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I LOVE PLAYING DOORMAN, NOTHING IS MORE FUN THAN MAKING SURE OTHERS DON'T HAVE FUN.
Only holliday games were brool

when was the last time you saw someone buy colossus?
what a fucking shitty item.

>>557711203
Based doorGOD
Show us your builds?

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>>557711203
based antigamer

>>557711243
whats wrong with it?

>>557711139
It feels bad on Silver since wtf else am I going to do when I ult and I'm the only one ahead in souls on my team?

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I'm losing it
Each win feels bittersweet
Each loss feels like a gut punch
I love this game but I think I love it too much

>>557711516
h e breahthng in tha grabes CYNNY

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>>557711554
learn to recognize the signs of a stroke

>>557711305
it's just not a very good item for how much it costs and the uptime you have on it.

>>557711203
How do you even doorman in solo? he feels like the kind of character that absolutely needs team coordination.

i want apollo to get me pregante

If they had named Germany after the Doorman, it would be called Doormany instead.

>>557711243
I saw a Bebop buy it like 2 months ago

I like Colossus because when I activate it it makes me bigger

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I finally got a win after like 10 losses in a row. Every match was fucking rage quits or people feeding 10 kills before fucking 5 minutes. Is this because of the fucked up rank distribution or is this just how oracle is

>>557712045
Oracle feels like the new shitelo where all the immigrants who treat this like its overwatch end up. Most of these guys don't even know moba roles

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>when you lose the match but have the most souls, player and objective dmg

>>557712134
it's the diamond rank where you get 2k hour hardstuck fags and people with 100 hours that have a lot of ego for reaching a "high" rank with barely any hours

>>557711852
>put door behind enemy team
>spam bells and carts from behind

>>557712134
Will I ever escape this shit? I've been climbing since alchemist. Tell me there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

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>>557712349
I couldn't tell you, I'm still climbing out of oracle hell myself. Its not impossible though I just cucked myself by playing 10 games of silver and losing 8. Not too worried since I get very consistent
performances with my main

What would your wish be anons?

>>557712581
A Silver wife

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Dude I hecking love being initiate 2 it's so fucking fun fuuuuuuuuuuuck it's so awesome I'm having so much fun playing this game dude

>>557712581
To be transported to a universe where I have to physically fight for survival every day
It would keep me focused and I'd have tangible goals

>>557712671
What do you want us to say but skill issue, anon?

>>557712671
>building support in initiate
>healing nova healing tempo
Why?

Also your team had no knockdowns for the seven nor a curse for the shiv

>>557712848
I want to scream into the void about how shit I am and how shit everyone around me also is

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>>557712581
Apotheosis.

how to climb easily in any compbrained bronzesilvergoldplatdiamondmaster ranked game
1. pick a braindead character and STICK WITH IT FOR HUNDREDS OF GAMES. I recommend haze, warden and orher m1ggers
2. practice and improve fundamentals. your hero is already braindead and doesnt require tech or execution, focus on map awareness, efficiency and teamfighting positioning
3. do this for a long time

>>557712581
Silver's futa dick down my throat desu.

silver gets cockmogged by celeste and paige

>>557712904
Understandable, best wishes, anon.

>>557712692
You can move to Niggerlandia, Africa this very day

>>557712926
>want to rank out of shitter hell
>but also want to have fun
Agony. Suffering, if you will

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>4 french guys shouting at eachother in broken english
i wanted to play a game not laugh my ass off

Haze isn't braindead...

>Silver hugs you from behind and says "You are the first guy to treat me right"
wyd?

>>557712349
>>557712520
Your best hope is hoping that a rank reset carries you higher

sorry lil bro all m1ggers are braindead

If Dynamo came out now his 3 would be an improved version of Healing Nova and his 2 would have a charge on the last upgrade.

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BUY CC
>BUY CC
BUY CC
>BUY CC

m1gger in lane? Lash ulting your team?
3200 souls, and you win for free!!

BUY CC
>BUY CC
BUY CC
>BUY CC
>BUY CC

How do I get better at farming souls when my team is busy fucking around in lanes and never jungling or even knowing we have a fucking midboss

>>557713213
Frenchies are nearly as bad as russians but at least they keep their shittalking to english.

>>557713315
Prove her wrong by breaking her heart

Why and how does the game expect you to carry teams of retards? Had a haze on my team who picked all green items and literally held m1 all game without even hitting anything. Like even if there were no enemies or minions in front of them, they will shooting. Every time they ulted it was at the back line no where near the enemy and would slowly walk toward them then die.

Like you're seriously asking me to carry this guy? Regardless of my skill level (I wouldn't even call myself good) what are you supposed to do? It's not like I can kick them from my game, asking them to not be retarded doesn't work or help. The guy is just an enemy himself, it's 5 VS 7

>>557713343
What heroes do you play?

>>557713428
>disarm the graves
>rem flies in and sleeps us for silver ult
Now what

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>>557711245
I don't have a specific build order because it really depends on the game, mostly I try to get as much dmg as possible so I can combo the squishies early-mid game or get jungle pick offs since your door allows you to play really greedy but it really depends on the game, sometimes I'd have a really good hyper carry on the team and everyone else would be retarded so I'd go for shit like rescue beam to keep them alive and other support items.
>>557711852
I play him as a mid game spirit carry and I play really aggressively and try to go for jungle pick offs or ganks whenever I have a lead, if there's no good chance for kills i just try to farm as much as possible to maintain a soul lead so I can blow people up in the mid game teamfights because your mid game burst is quite good. There are useful tricks like carting people into your guardian/walker/spawn that can come in super handy aswell.

But doorman is really flexible with how you can play him so there's more ways to go about it.
The key is knowing how to burst, bell>ult>timing cart with them coming out into a wall stun>bell>heavy melee (melee blows up the bell)
will kill a lot of characters early/mid game. late game you poke people with bells from range and play more Opportunistically.
Gotta get in the habbit of placing escape plan doors at all times and keeping track of their range.

Your cart has an alt cast that I think a lot of doormen don't know even exists.

>>557712940
>Futa
she's a trans woman

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secret lash strategy - the bases have the highest max height in the game, so if you are defending OR have magic carpet, you can turn it into the most painful experience possible for the enemy

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>>557713516
Disarm the Silver.

>>557713671
>disarm the silver
>rem flies in to sleep us and graves drops her ult on top of you killing you instantly

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>>557713315
Be happy and buy her another ultra rare steak next time we go out to dinner

i cant wait for the next patch where they buff Apollo by allowing his 1 ability to get 3 charges, add a 5th helper to REM and nerf Graves skull amount to 2!

>>557713557
>spoiler
???

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>>557713721
Silence the Rem.

>>557708831
bruh get hex and go for picks after 25 minutes its a game of kiting tho

>witchmail apollo
It's so fucking disgusting

Also why doesn't counterspell counter his fucking riposte stun

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>start playing alongside 3 more friends
>finding matches takes forever
>opponents are better than us by a mile (knowing mechanics and how to navigate the map)
do we just solo queue until we all get better at the game?

>>557713671
Worst winrate item in the game btw

I have to play carry heroes to rank up but whenever I do it I die and lose everyone the game. I always push behind someone and if we're in trouble I try to be first to retreat. I only stand my ground to defend. I'm a fucking fraud and deserve my rank.

>>557708720
Be honest with me bros does maining Seven help beginners get comfortable with the game?

>>557714001
And a Silver nerf
She now LOSES health in werewolf form, to further promote her dynamic mindgames.

>>557708720
>queue as silver
>get mo instead
>laning with venator against apollo/silver lane
>very oppressive, just playing safe because silver can land easy slams on my fat belly
>venator starts bitching about why I'm not going in or playing aggressive (I don't have ult yet) while having the personification of the nerd emoji as a voice
>tell him to shut the fuck up and play and quit bitching
>keeps bitching
>mute him
>we lose anyway
>next match he's on the enemy team, I get mo again
>time to lock the fuck in
>gape his bunt wide open and win the game
feels good shitting on bitchmade faggots

>>>>>>>>>mo

>>557714261
Yea I think so, there is some who think playing a tanky guy is better but I think seven is even less cerebral, you can just aoe creep and win

>>557714001
and somehow graves will still have a positive win rate

>>557714427
graves issue has never been the fucking skulls, it's always been the wall and her faggot ult

Graves is fucking rapebait.

silver feels pretty good again since they buffed her ult gain

IT'S ANOTHER GAME OF HAZE THAT GROUPS UP AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPLIT PUSH
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>557714553
>me unga, team bunga

>>557713557
theres an altcast?

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>play Silver
>about to kill a trooper in lane
>some other source of damage kills it 1 picosecond before I do
>i am now incapable of securing the soul before getting denied before of her slow fire rate
Real cool Yoshi, this has happened a lot more than once and I no longer risk killing low hp troopers because there's a high change of exactly this happening.
Also I'm pretty sure werewolf m1 can't even secure or deny souls, which is totally a great mechanic and should definitely be in the game.

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>>557714540
>silver feels pretty good
Truthteller right here

>>557714257
How am I meant to overcome this? I'm so stuck in the mindset of not feeding that I'm not being aggressive

i am so sick of drifter ult
remove this shite from the game

>>557714631
wish I could hold her ult longer
it feels really weird when I have to stop shooting at people because I don't want ult to pop yet

>>557714612
This might be a surprise to dotards but those kinds of posts happen in literally every team-based multiplayer game thread.

>>557714702
>complaining about drifter
Just kill him?

Silverbros what do you do when it's the game deciding team fight and the enemy team all decide to metal skin you specifically and your team has no damage and you all die except the 0 objective damage grey talon?

>>557714702
Buy counterspell shitter

>>557714747
and we should be mature enough not to post 'me good, team bad' bullshit

>>557714702
counterspell it
it's one of the easier counterspells in the game if you aren't right next to him

>>557714792
You go next

>>557714792
>and your team has no damage
Lose
If you're the only source of damage and are getting hard countered then you just lose and go next.
Or you git gud at aiming and blast them in human form and force them to pop metal skin

>>557714803
i have counterspell fatigue
this item should not be a mandatory buy every game

>>557712671
>doesn't show rank
>playing support in initiate
>doesn't buy counter items as a support
sounds like you deserve to be initiate 2

apollo needs a nerf
this isn't a debate
the heal spirit scaling on his 3 is absurd for how early he has access to it
at just 8.8k inventment between spirit and vit, he effectively healing rite on a 16s cooldown FOR FREE
people were complaining about mina's heal despite her being a wet paper bag
congrats, you got your "does everything" hero that you wanted and that you THINK you got from peak mina 2+ months ago

>>557714958
this but [anyone]

>>557714991
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>>557714939
...

>>557714934
if you have a problem with ults buy the fucking anti-ult item
>>557714958
purchase healbane

>>557715057
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