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Hai
if you don't have MLB finemo by now then you don't have human rights
>read cafe story>she's for (You)based
>me looking to give proper MANTblazer advice to curious torenas
hehe...
Le Fishe....
>>557710747Are women human
>>557710769Why can't girls be real?
>>557710850
Digitan LOVE
>random late Air Groove saved my ass by winning 2 racesB-But I already accepted my fate into B Finals ...
>>557710747I've spent like $800 on the game and haven't pulled a single FM. Pulled excess amounts of guts Spe SSR, though. Isn't that cool?
>spending carats during acceleration
MANTBLAZER can be hell on earth but i won't miss Unity
So um. What card banner should I roll next? I spent everything I had on Matikane to MLB her ( was unsuccessful) and I already have all the Umas I want for a while so like. Do I just save up until Agnes Tachyon/Maru or are there any important ones to check out for the journey? For what it's worth, the only SSR MLB I have is Kitasan Black, the rest of the super strong ones like Biko, Creek, Fine Motion and Bakushin are at 0MLB. Also I know there's a double selector coming up, so do I use two of them for Fine Motion or are there better things to go for? If you don't know or don't feel like answering that's okay, I totally understand, I am kind of stupid and useless as a toraina.
>>557710929>>557710903Yes, I rolled for Tamamo, Fine Motion, Dober and NYUraraNo, I didn't get themYes, my real wife's banner is soon but I am brokeYes, I might have to use THAT
>>557710941The silly background animations will be the only real thing I'll miss. Actually, that and the song that plays before it changes going into Senior Year is also not bad.
Is this the best newcutie deck for MANT? Swap out Cafe for something else for not Long CMs and borrow Fuku/NTR
>>557710850Club Le Fishé will soon have several announcements to make after we reach rank 500, thank you very much for being patient with us.
>>5577109414 months on the same scenario feels too long no matter if it's good or bad, it just gets boring. JP gamers have strong mentals for surviving the same scenario for half a year at a time until they picked up the pace after l'arc.
stop speculating on MANT if you havent played it it makes you look stupid
>>557711080You really should consider borrowing NTR instead.Fuku are for umas that are on the weaker side.
>>557710995What's your Fuku LB? You already bricked yourself by rolling for a Support and not MLBing it desu. If you have enough carats for FineMo MLB roll FineMo and save your uncaps. If you like Fronts roll for Summer Maru, otherwise roll for Tach/Light
Source for this one you horny fags
>>557711209i am stupid
>>557710931>People who spend more time playing the game do better than those that don'tThere's someone in my club that doesn't do anything but fan runs and throws in his TT umas for every cm and he has 5 plats, then there's me who spends all his time perfecting his umas for each cm only to get 1 plat and B rank finals every time.
>>557711196Why is MANT so long anyway
Tummy?
>>557711242you don't want to know
>>557711080Pretty good, and yeah, swapping Cafe for Nishino Power if you're not doing longs would not be a bad call. Getting lucky with a guts Ayabe can also help out a fair amount.
>>557711209Just watching 45mins-1 hour training videos makes me not wanting to play it more than 2 runs a day>>557711247JP vets in our clubs could have shared you their secret and techniques if only chat was functional holy fuck its 1st anni and they still havent fixed that shit
I sex Chiyono with Maru cheering her on in the room
is it worth doing this cup if i dont have any good horses?
OH NYOOOOOOOO
>>557711237I only got three copies and one of them was from a spark. I also got one Ayabe Str it was pretty goddamn pitiful even if I spent 170 rolls for it. I just also had to get my supreme overlord wife T.M. Opera O (took me 120 rolls to get her and I didn't even get NY Urara either.) Guess I'll see how much carats I can get before the next FineMo banner...
>>557711283I want to, I want to know.
>>557711267every turn is Check training check shop check racerace every G1 your uma can runrace to buy itemsrace to spawn new itemsis training above 40 stats? if not, racerace race race
>>557710995>Do I just save up until Agnes Tachyon/MaruYes. MANT is the best time to save big, because you dont need good cards. Race bonus is all that matters, so there are plenty of good golds you can use instead.Now is the absolute worst time to make short term investments.You can pull for the FM/Kawakami banner, but its better to wait for the FM/Maru banner.
more like Le Finishe d
i will be using the selector on wit yeppers
I love dirt
>>557711463that card is air shakur tier at 0lb yes you get nsm but idk if its worth it
>>557711247Same. I have the most fans and time played in my club but I do worse than most of our other club members because my support card luck has been abysmal.
>>557711449shut the fuck up you clearly havent played during MANT to be saying shit like this youre just speculatingyoure just saying shit
>>557711463Card is just overall weak, dont do it.
>>557711247Luck is a skill
When do they allow people who started late to get the welfares from before they started?I REALLY wish I had that Dober wit card for MANT
>>557711247because mmr in the finals is realthe easiest cms were the ones where I put 0 effort in itit also makes sense because you dont want the new players to just quit the game by getting gigaraped on cm and lets be honest nobody actually plays open
>>557711595Like 2.5 anni, by the time it's out it's useless
The Stego.
>>557711449All "mandatory" MANT cards have short lifespans. >Fuku speed>NTR speed>AV guts>ThroneIsnt it funny "Muh race bonus" stopped being relevant in JP after MANT
>>557710883Shuvaru...?
>>557711678AV guts is still being used 5 years later in JP
>>557711678FUKU SPEED IS USED IN GRANDLIVE AND GRAND MASTERS YOU FUCKING TOOLAYABE IS USED IN GRAND LIVE AND GRAND MASTERS
>>557711654Ah shitAh well, looks like I'll just have to perma borrow FineMo for MANT then
>>557711367Good thing you'll have a rainbow crystal in a few days to fix your mistake.
>>5577113673 copies as in 3LB or 2LB? I'd use my uncap on Fuku and get her to MLB if you're 3LB. In general you shouldn't roll for new Supp cards unless you have at least 60k carats saved up, ideally 90k for when you get really unlucky.
stop talking like you know what youre talking about.you don't. you're an idiot and a moron. You speculate and "make plans" when the plans are already made for you.sit the fuck down.shut the fuck up.
>>557711367bwo instead of rolling 120 in 3 banners where you didnt get shit you could have just sparked in one of them....
>>557711703You will eat le fishe.
>>557711845Finally, a post that knows what they're talking about
oh god i want SEX
I got 1LB Fuku from the free pulls, and I have 1 LB CreekIf I were to go all in on one of these two to MLB with the 2 selectors and a crystal, which should I do?
>>557711919This but with Air Groove
>>557711738wtf did i just brick my account by skipping fuku
Why does FY get so many kisses but no donut?
>>557711845Light would not sa
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>557711976no you roll finemo because finemo is better than both of thosebut if you have fukushe is good in those scenarios
>>557711080Yes, except for Manhattan Cafe.You are gonna want to borrow Creek for longs to get Maestro. Use another gold SPD instead of Cafe. You already have over 50 race bonus, so its not the end of the world if one of your cards only has 5.Also I hear the guts build is pretty good in MANT. Ayabe guts can be used with Friend Point shop Urara and Welfare Yeppers to get some fat +150spd +150power 150guts trainings. So that kind of deck might be good as well.
i remember the weeks before the first CM, the japs were fearmongering just like now saying we all would die in a super competitive pvp but what happened in the end? nothing
>>557712027Stop that
>>557711782>>557711784Three copies as in I only got 3 Fukus so it's LB2 not LB3, if it was I'd probably maybe use the crystal. I doubt I'll be getting 60k Crystals by the time FineMotion first rolls around so maybe I'll take Anon's advice and roll for Tachyon and then the FineMo/Maru Banner immediately after while borrowing NTR.>>557711847I was going to spark the NY Banner if I didn't get T.M. Opera O, the rest was spent on the Fuku banner because it was discounted (50 rolls.) I just spent the excess amount I had on it since people said it was a good card to get...
>>557711919this but with Neicha
>>557712059>We got robbedI will never forgive cygames
MANT this, brick that, but who's asking the real questions, like which uma has the tastiest butthole?
>>557711972you gotta be a megafaggot to join a discord server just for a screenshot
>>557711142>SEVERAL ANNOUNCEMENTSBricked is dying...
>>557712209there's a sweet honey pot ready to be stirred yet you would rather stick it in the shitter, are you gay and retarded?
Make A New Track is perfectly understandable English but no we MUST call it Trackblazer: Climax of the Night
>>557711738Yes but theyre not mandatory. You know what IS mandatory for Grandlive? Tachyon. Save carrots for Tachyon, snowball carrot savings into future banners.
>>557711142>Quota will double to 40M a month during MANT
>>557712318Yes.
>>557712386>40M a monthThat's it?
>>557711142>after we reach rank 500I don't get it, are the announcements coming soon or are they coming after the club reaches rank 500 (never)?
>>557712209I imagine it would be heavily dependent on their diet. However I dont have a clue as to what sorts of foods would taste best on the way out.
sex?
>>557712402get well soon
>>557712209Anal is jewish propaganda and disgusting
why can't they just give her normal affinity, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MANT is coming and so will I
Can you guys stop being so fucking weird.
>>557712523Unfortunately, it's terminal. I have been obsessed with buttholes since I was a boy.
umas only (You) are looking forward to??
>>557712598Have you played with yours...
>>557712534>analNo one is speaking about anal penetration you silly anon
>>557712598Well i can tell you doto's would be nasty because she eats a lot of spicy food
>>557712598I don't consent to you using Doto for such posts
Around 2% of people are faggots, that means one in every 2 /uma/ clubs have a faggot inside of them. You don't have a fag inside of you right anon
>>557712773>2%its like 30% anon
>>557712681Why do you want to know...>>557712716Doto is a good girl and bathes daily!!
>>557712534I want to give Dober a rimjob since her asshole is winking
>>557712209I think we had this discussion a few times since I was the one that brought it up but Gold City, Air Groove, Nature, Fuji and Creek had good looking ones. If we are going to go by taste, I would probably say someone like Brian, Tachyon, Rudolf or Maru. I would nominate sky but that's a bit of a refined taste and not recommended for beginners. Other fine nominees would be Digital, Cafe, Biwa, McQueen and Bakushin. We don't talk about Gold Ship because she stuffs her ass full of sweets to cheat the taste test, Fine Motion's is ruined by her ramen diet and don't even get me started on Pasa.
I hate TM Ugg O
>>557712813nyo it isn't
Should I get MLB Riko? I have it at LB1
>>557712818doto would not bathe on purpose to give you a nasty experience
>>557712209El Condor Pasa after a night eating spicy food
I'm beginning to think Sprint CM has ruined some of your brains to the point where you're now fine with saying some very strange things to your fellow trainers in front of their trainees.
>>557712908No, its too late for that. Aoharu ends in a month. She's still good for MANT, but not THAT good.
>>557712675My Daughter, the others that are posting her are imposters trying to ruin her image in the name of Orfevre
>>557712773Faggot here, i love Brian
>>557712931This is slander. I'm telling Akikawa.
>>557712996torenas here doomed about long CMs but sprints are the worst>>557713051>Job Variation
>>557711142Reach 500 from above or below
I need umanko
>>557713051tranny daddy uma ahhh
>>557712675Bubble Gum Fellow.
>>557712598You are gay>>557712826Do you have pictures for proof?
>>557713101>>557713168Silence Orfe-fags
Post THAT again
>>557713323
>>557712675None.I will be forced to share all my future trainees with at least 1 anon who also wants them.
>>557713439What's the name of this event
>>557713439
>>557712675
Which uma would sit on your face if you begged hard enough?
>>557713473where do you get these stickers?
>>557713552no clue...
>>557713526my tags?>NTR>RAPE>CHEATING>BLACKED
>>557713439What a bitch.
>>557713185i dont know anything about her but her design and personality are both cute and coolhttps://x.com/IScreamKat/status/2016235334799962190
>>557713526God, I need Digitan to sit on my face. Preferably right after a race, where she narrowly beat one of her oshis. She’d be all sweaty and pheromonal and soaked and practically shaking.
>>557713464Orfevre: 菊花賞の後に・――みっつ (after Kikuka Sho)
>>557713623Why are women like this?
>>557713552>>557713580https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>557713697>it's orf's eventOh. I was looking at Shion's.
>>557713767don't doxx me bitch
>>557713750what the FRICK not even Gold City would ever use the F word
>>557713623teiobro...
>>557713660Imagine the damp stickiness of her sweat-drenched butthole sticking to your nose as she hesitatingly lets the full weight of her butt descend onto your face.
>>557713820sex with helios fr fr
>>557713767Well, did you win?
>>557713439Rude bitch
>>557713801same desu I used to look at Shion's events to find this dialogue and only got the idea to look at Orfevre's events when you asked
>>557713876We both jobbed...
>>557713660>>557713826These posts made me hard
Win Varation was at fault. She was trying to win broiwnie points by trying to make friends with the uma that beat her black and blue for some reason.
>>557713950Got a real pervert over here...
>>557713526>>557713623>>557713660>>557713826The Teio fags were never gone, they just switched oshis
How would Doto react if Opera slapped her?
>>557713526>begging hardSirius SymboliBut there are umas who would that without too much begging, others would be pleased to do it.
>>557714106Slam her to ground
>>557712675I'm interested in Ruby
HEAR YE HEAR YEI HAVE AN HIGH TRACEN DECREE FROM LORD EBAYAN FIRST OF HIS NAME HONORARY IMAM OF DUBAION THIS DAY I HEARBY DECLARE CURREN CHAN A CRAVEN WENCH OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND HER ACTIONS HAVE BEGUN RESEMBLING THE SHAMEFUL BEHAVIOR OF A SHEDOGWE HAVE EYE WITNESS TESTIMONY THAT SHE WAS SERVING VARIOUS MEN BEHIND YONDER CAFTERIA AT 3 PAST MIDNIGHTTHEREFORE SHE WILL BE FORCEFULLY AND PERMANENTLY RENAMED TO CURREN WHORE AND IS TO BE REFEREED TO AS SUCHTHOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WITH THESE ORDERS WILL BE FLOGGED AND PROMPTLY FORCED TO DRINK THE GREEN JUICE
>>557714165I heard Rudolf is infinitely way better than the bum Sirius
>>557714265Veg
Why does she look so happy to be possessed by a satanic entity?
>>557714308yada
>>557714327sinning feels good
>>557714258There's nothing wrong with providing fan service to your loyal fans!
>>557714258Tis the truth, I was one of those men.
>>557713767if you’re brocked you’re brocked
>got my first umadol ticket>about to record it>imouto shows up with her bf>forced to hide powerlevelWHY DO I PUT MY PC IN THE LIVING ROOM
>>557714176I've grown to like Ruby after watching the stage play, but my carrat economy is tight enough as it is.
>>557714542>stage playwhat wat now
>>557714513>hiding your power levels around your imoutopussy>>>>her bfhave you tried beating the shit out of him
>>557714513Clearly the power move is to get your own bitch, have her dress up as Falco then bring her over, that will teach her.
that official uma discord is a riot if you ever wanna see the bottom of the casual barrel
>no group a final on the jobber cmshould i kms
>>557713526
>17 years old
>>557714513Feels like you're just a pussy.
>>557710747fuck MLB finemo i don’t even have MLB kita
>>557710995>>557712132The two strong new support cards during MANT...Trackblazer are MR CB wit, for End Closers, and Speed Maru for Fronts. I think both are actually pretty good even at lower LBs.So if your struggling with weak supports and desperate to put a spark into support pulls, those are the best choices.But the next scenario is a good chance to save, and saving 2 sparks worth for Tachyon/Light hello is the smart thing to do if you can
>>557714669my cute uma ""daughter""
>>557714513Record it anyway, she probably knows what you're doing anyway. Hit them if they say anything
>>557714513What are you doing onii-sama? Beat his ass
>>557714513she knows, he knows, no point hiding it
>>557714513Threesome
>>557714513pussy
>>557714651You got screenshots of some conversations in #general?
>>557714513>WHY DO I PUT MY PC IN THE LIVING ROOMGood question, why? How do you even browse this place like this?
>>557714657Why is she like this?
>>557714794torena-san.... she's older than you...
Alright anon, shows us your highest WR uma after 80 racesFor me, unsurprisingly, it was the bakushnyo
>>557714573
>>557714513Why would that be a problem? Is your pc in the living room or something?Also Good Evening everyone
>>557714572>he doesn't know
>>557715005Where's Curren's stage play?
>>557715061
>>557714601>>557714635>>557714693>>557714804>>557714806>>557714808>>557714854>>557714864>>557714979>>557714849lookI'm trying to sell my sister, ok?gotta act like a normalfagshe knows my powerlevel, he doesn'tand he mustn'tnow keep your voice downno sexy uma images
>>557715130You mean Umafans
>>557714573>>557714926>>557715004FAT FUCK
>>557715085
>>557715172>no sexy uma imagesYou could've just said nothing but didn't.
>>557715172Wouldn't it be better to not hide it so he thinks you're some creep that has to save your sister from you? Grope her ass in front of him and make him protect her from you too
>this is the strongest horse of the hishi clan
>>557715172no such thing as a nigga who doesnt like anime girls
>>557715172What is your sister ugly?
>>557714870Grass Wonder needs to run every turn or so, otherwise she becomes unable to keep her burning passion in check.
>>557714921
>>557715172Threesome would solve all these issues
>>557715172my condolences
>>557715172what if he's a bigger weeb than you?
>>557715172>no sexy uma imagesUnderstood, posting Ryan images
>>557715378I want Laurel to abuse me
My sister should've married ME instead of her husband.
>>557715172>no sexy uma imagesGot it, torena-san
>>557715204Taiki didn't travel all the way to Japan to watch fumbles like that.
>>557715246>draw bro>make it one of the sexiest thing everWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>557715461>B70surely no one in this thread actually finds this erotic, right?
OMAE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So Falcofags are cucks?
is “stamina and guts doesn’t matter for sprints” a gaslight? because i believe not having 850 stamina+guts might have actually cost me this cm
>>557715634like uma like toreina
>>557715601Suzuka is very erokawaii
Uma imagesUmages for short
>>557715609
>>557715691
>>557715659Post hakuraku with delayed spurt to prove it.
>>557715634of course
>>557715691I'd do unspeakable things to Kitasan's armpit
>>557715634
>>557715634>>557715667>>557715792I wonder who is behind all these posts
>>557715847Digitan, don't look.
>TosenJordanUma will quit the community after getting harassed cuz she defended incestNYOOOOOOO
>>557715172well, depending on how close you are with your sister in the first place... you might surprisingly get along well with her boyfriend, you might even start to think "wow he's just literally me"
As a frontkek, I only have SMaru and Suzuka going into the next Dirt CM. I hate Pasoid with a burning passion.My Dirt parents are bare. What's the play for me?Try to make Seiun parent with Dirt grandparents mixed in? Bite the bullet and try to do some Dirt Pasa parent runs as well?
>>557712675Bright
>>557716134>twitter troon drama
>>557716134kys
What's more important, having Fuku as my second MLB speed card (I have Sweep SR MLB), or having Creek as my first MLB stam card (except free Doto, and have Cafe SR MLB)
>>557716134nigga WE DO NOT CARE
>>557716205How could anyone hate El
>>557716283Having Fine Motion MLB
>>557716215I don't remember making this post
>>557716307Not that anon, I don't hate her but I am not a huge fan of her. She is very cocky and naive which I find when those two traits are combined it makes for a not very good character.
>>557716363
Can you beat an Uma in a fist fight?Mayve one of the smaller ones?
>>557716307Familiarity breeds contempt.
>>557716292I care
>>557716048Anyone would throw bottles at Helios if they had to listen to her bars.
>>557716336I wish that was an option.I don't have a single copy of her so I can't use selector tickets plus crystals to MLB her.I will wait for Ramonu or if I am feeling crazy go for her when rolling SMaru speed
Meanwhile on currencord
>>557716284>this sexy gyaru won the dahby
>>557716507There's a rerun in two weeks, if you can't get her I would say Fuku is more important if you don't have Kitasan. Also Sweep is shit for MANT
>>557716465I can beat someone like Sugar Lights
I adore Helios so I am filled with conflicting emotions as I impregnate Ruby
>>557716465Not a single one.Not Nishino Flower.Not even Sugar Lights.
>>557715847they should put her in uma just to piss off the yurifags
>>557716465>Maybe one of the sm-AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE NISHINO FLOWER I KNEEL
>>557716657
>>557716634I only have 3.5k caratsThere is ZERO chance I will get her, like I shouldn't even try and save up for someone I care about like PalmerI do have Kitasan though, and I think Creek is used for years and years so I think Creek might be a better value?
>>557716813AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wanted to make another round of aces but stayed up too late and now i wont be awake for the rest of round 2i suppose theres still finalsthough bringing an untested uma to finals feels risky, and there dont seem to be any room matches left
>>557716813Is it wrong that I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs?
>>557716738>>557716813Leave them to me
>>557716932
>>557716870Yeah but Creek is only used for 2400m+ so you can borrow her until the rerun with CB before the next Arima Kino CM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROtbmOfiVao
>>557717037I don't plan on pulling on the Creek+CB banner though, so I think I'm better off just MLBing her with tickets and crystals.
>>557717037>Creek is only used for 2400m+Once summer golshi releases your need 1200 stam and 3 golds otherwise you'll die to 12 murmurs + 6 all-seeing eyes
>>557717063that's a dog
Are we pulling for vBobo?
>>557717312nyes
>>557717312Yes, but I have to burn through my paid carrats first.
>>557717312yes
>>557717312I am not a huge fan of variants, the only exception being Urara because her original is too irredeemably bad to use.
>>557717312nyo
>>557717312>SMaruOverrated>HoguriOverrated>VBourbonGee i wonderTHE BIG 3 BTW
>>557717472You can just skin them with the ogAnd some og kits are so bad that you're missing out on a bunch of uma's second chance at relevance avoiding them
>>557717312evens I roll for v bourbonodds I roll for FM
>>557717519Remember when jpiggers told us about the eternal front meta and how we didnt have the stats to use runaway suzuka?
>>557716738I would use my longer reach to finish her off first
>>557717519
>>557717553When the unique skill animation plays what outfit is shown?
>>557717670
MOMMYDONNA
don't open
>>557717695Unique cutscenes are unchanging and the other players can't see the outfit swap.iirc the victory animation does change.
>scenario record>B in dirtSuzuka....you bitch....
>>557717838I should've listened
Rolling for V.Bourbon makes sense because barely anyone actively rolled for her due to her banner being too close to Kitasan.
>>557717312I got 30 tickets for her and that's all I need
new record but the sparks were worthless trash
>>557717312>pull for bobo>get instacucked by bobo wit (mandatory for fronts until daisca in 2028 btw)front players.... the most oppressed race...
I will skin her with her base outfit because it is too erotic
>>557717838i should've listened
>>557717838https://x.com/duskbuns/status/2023547275059097794It's not ok to make fun of fans because they are fat, Teiobro didn't deserve this either
>>557717312Why should i not pull her?
>>557717838Leftmost Taiki and Grass are kinda cute.
>>557718025That condor's legs are cooked.
>>557717838This is lore accurate Taiki
boy sex
i think the worst uma ive seen win so farlucky turbo sprint but even with that i dont understand
sex with boys
>>557718246sorry that i don't have carren bwo... i didnt have much time this month
>>557718169i found this guy on uma db and his plan is geniuspower sparks, speedrun riko and bump up stam and speed to 300, go 2222 on unity races and just go hogwild
>>557718246>sprint anglingBased truther.
>>557717879Didn't reach the stamina bonus threshold anyways
>>557711072We're not getting silly background animations for MANT Track Blazer?! It's the best part
Will you borrow Fuku or NTR?
>>557715659>is “stamina and guts doesn’t matter for sprints” a gaslight?Stamina and guts always matters.It's just for this specific CM being so short, 1200m, most of it being downhill and everyone getting 1k+ wit, that the stam/guts requirement is so low it's basically irrelevant. Since you'll hit it by just finishing a career.You definitely don't need 850 stam+guts
Not farming, not doing an ace run, and only failing a career for 2 days felt so liberating. Can't believe how much time I've been wasting by playing umamusume everyday that I'm genuinely shocked. Heck it doesn't even like it's only been 2 days.Thank you to the anon that mentioned mewgenics threads ago
>>557715172Is she still a virgin? I'll buy her if the price is good
>Mile D, Dirt EMayachi, you've been a trooper and so flexible. But it's time for you to rest...
>>557716738What does learning how to take down your trainer have to do with racing? Why is Urara taking these lessons too?
>>557718741It's Mayachin you dumb fuck
There is a high chance of people acquiring Kitasan since her banner has a lot of free pulls right?
>>557718381Standard distance was taken to fix it.Note to self > Suzuka is too sp greedy to pick good but excess skills
>>557718852
>>557718852high only if you focus on the retards posting on social media about getting them but most of us won't get her
>>557718896Wait do green skills actually help to reach those thresholds? I thought it was just what was on the stat sheet/page thint
>>557718852The same chance as me ever having sex without spending it or committing a crime
>>557718843Mayachinpo
>>557718968It doesn't. Raw stats + mood are the only things that matter.
>>557717842It does. If you have SMaru skin on red Maru, you get a better look at her ass in that animation.
>>557718852Everyone but me, yes
>>55771885250 to....100 pulls i think? So best worst case you spark Kita for 15k carats, aka 240 bux.
>>557718852They're really high if you spend 15k carrats.
>>557718852Yeah I'll be getting her, and you won't
>>557718852it's a fr*nt uma anyway so i shant train her
>>557718852At 100 pulls, ~53% of players though don't be a retard that counts on it happening to him who goes into the last day banner with 14750 free carats + 0 tickets and misses her.
I can grind a VBourbon for the finals, right?
>>557716930No, it's perfectly fine unless you mean those super duper cripple retards that drool and shit themselves which I know you aren't talking about. But girls in wheelchairs are cute, I want to help them.
what do I do now that I've defeated both cracked Maru and CB
>>557719162FUCK Gray WeekWorst banner ever.
>>557719243Finals start being rigged when her banner releases
VBobo is the easiest to train front in forever. Surely you will start using fronts after she drops? Groundwork exodia doesn't look that bad anymore, you know...
>>557719269You pick your child bride as a reward
Is there a chart with the recommended umas for each style? afaik only front has actual must pulls, for the other styles it's mostly parents you can borrow anyway but I could be wrong
>>557719269Farm Chiyo fans until you reach 8 billion.
why is everyone sudddenly talkinb about bobo? is she dropping today?
>>557719243Yes, same window as Smaru debut
>>557719320Nice groundworks bro.
Why is Brian part of the student council?She doesn't do shit.
>>557719458Just highroll your turbo??
>>557719357Parents are straighforward. 1 sec for the JP meta umas.
>>557719458losing out on 1.2s of 0.2 accel that can proc late isn't really the end of the world
>>557716930i want them to step on my with the wheels
>>557719614>that can proc late
>>557719458Just get Dart Malcon bro.
>>557719434during Final AS.Maru style
>>557719458>gatekeeping yourself because of 0.2 accel that may not even fireWhy are front antis so mentally ballgagged?
>>557719575Aaaand current JP meta. Take it with a grain of solt.>>557719614It is actually. You live or die by the start for fronts. Also only gold Groundworks card is Bourbon as well.https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30141-mihono-bourbon
>>557719717do not trust game8 for meta analysis, they are extremely inaccurate and usually just gas up the newest thing
>>557719749Seeing we only care about OG umas, if theyre still on the list, theyre confirmed stayers.
>>557719683That's Taking the Lead, yes? It can fire late. If it's gold groundwork then yeah sure but that's much later
>>557719717>no nice nature in sightthis makes me sad :( but i'll still run her
>>557719575>end has barely any parents that aren't just refurbished latesovr cvltvre....
built-in white skills are kinda not as important in current JP world because you get like a million of them from parent sparks
MOTHER FUCKING SHIT
Give it to me straight bros, is VBourbon overrated? I was told for a year that she is one of the horsemen of the meta apocalypse.
>>557719863>That's Taking the Lead, yes? It can fire late. Are you still playing the patch from URA Finale?
>>557719863It can't tho
> Started CM loosing like 4 races> Try a few combinations of my possible aces> End up 62/80There is a subtle thing about placement interactions between your own runners that can really make or break a team huh
I just want Kitasan because I gotta have one of either her and Seiun for fronts I like, like Palmer and Ace
>>557719863>It can fire lateThere's just too much things getting procced out of the gate, if you pay attention to your uma she gets the TTL accel right away.
>>557719972Very few youtumors talk about team comp and the umalator completely ignores it
>>557719717Where is Vivlos in long? YOU GUYS TOLD ME SHE WAS AN S TIER UMA
>Retards posting against fronts all of a suddendiscord raid?
>>557718852>11k free carats>10 instance>took me around 4 hours for 3LB
>>557719863it's phase==0 and not phase_random==0therefore its timing is fixed and instant
>You DON'T need 0.2 of 1.2s accel on V.Bobo>You NEED that 0.2 of 0.9s accel spurt on end closers
/uma/! Hi! How ya doing? I hope your CMs went well. Question! When's the next free rolls for the support banner? I must prepare my ritual to get spooked on it (if it's not good) so that I can acquire even more cards for MLB purposes. The last time I did it, I got spooked with an MLB Tokai Teio so I hope I get something good!
Look at this cute Bourbon.
When do we get a skip all button for CMs? Between all the menuing and my phone repeatedly crashing (unfixed issue seemingly related to Pixels), it took me an hour to get through all my races today.
>>557720098oooo yeah that's great then. Nice that I always take it because I like my welfare cards
end of discussion
>>557720049yeaall me
>>557720101Shhhhh don't tell them
>>557720104Next month
>>557720136>skip all button for CMsjust quit the game at that point man
>>557719717>Sprint>Suzuka is in S tier>Mile>Suzuka is in S tier>Medium>Suzuka is in S tierAre you fucking serious
>>557720104speed ntr around the 11th
>>557720190suzuka game
>anti bobo gaslighting already startingAre we being raided?
>>557720104>is we getting free pullskek>8 PM in Indonesiaexplains everything
>>557720190Vanilla Suzuka game.
Huh, are we actually getting Bourbon later? Thought it would come tomorrow.
>>557720190Suzuka and Taiki stay S tier until the end of time yes. You did get them right?
>>557720190But she's never SS
>>557720190
>mihoyo bourbon
I DIDN'T MAKE I'M ON MY CARROT RUN AND I'M FUCKING 0-3 I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT I JUST WANT TO WIN A SINGLE CM JUST ONE JUST FUCKING ONE I HAVE CARDS UMAS AND EVERYTHING ELSE SO WHY AM I ALWAYS LOSING WHY AM I WEAKEST TRAINER HERE
>>557720190>he didn't ticket Suzuka
my argument for Vbobo:I like her, and I will change her skin into the base outfit
>>557720341Same, I hope I get her base outfit while pulling for her.
>>55772028633 hours
>>55772028633 hours until bourbon, for the first time the new uma isn't in time for cm finals registration
>>557720323you really picked the worst cm to give a shit about lol
>>557720303Daily legend races will be added next month, everyone will get them
>>557720323i'm weaker than you bwo
>>557720150I'm thinking based
>>557719243>>557719437No.Valentine bobo releases 32 hours from now, the same time that you can watch your finals race.Finals registration is in 8 hours, remember that only lasts 12 hours.
>>557720304Cygays is going to release an SS Suzuka alt eventually like they did for Taiki
global will NOT have auto mode until the introduction of 3 uma goddesses>when is that?like Year3-4 or something idk
Really feel like the recent /uma/ have been more of gaslighters than all of sloptubers combined. Where did the trainers that used to give real advices go?
>>557720190Nice groundworks bwo.HOWEWER
>>557720436It's coming on 1st anni
>>557720323>king jobber posterhahahahabut fr if you have meta umas and your own ksb it literally free
>>557720172>>557720198Thanks! I hope you guys also get some good things from it!>>557720263Anon I think you may need to go rest.
>>557720190now let's look at oguri...
Any good players here wanna sit through a 35 minutes botted run and tell me what mistakes were made so sweepy can get better. (i'm actually kinda dogshit at the game)>why is it clicking wit so much at the startclicking wit arrows levels up ur facilities fasterhttps://streamable.com/33v78dDeck: Kitasan, fuku, riko, nature, urara, tachyon
>>557720481two more weeks
>>557720439they all quit... i haven't seen "gaslight" guide anon since virgo
>>557720481HA!
>>557720442>Suzuka gets to use 2 gold accels and an evolved focus right off the gate
>>557720439uma has been gaslighting since launch bwi