Previous: >>557710582>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Imagine losing to Urara in sprint CM finals
Roll for canon wife or be sent to Mejiro Island.
First for Sloppy Toppy
Big news
this thread will be betterhopefully
Digitan LOVE
This OP doesn't have a penis!
Mambo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTi4rSPA38A
El is so cute, post more of her please3rd alt when?
>>557730295
>>557730346
Hanchou needs to stop eating fastfood
DONG DONG QIANG GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS IT’S THE YEAR OF THE H O R S E and you know what that means, you qipao SLUTSIt’s time to mount your TOREENA with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges and ride on the THICCEST HONGBAOS Get your secret love notes ready for your 训练员’s STALLION 红包能量 and text your closest COCKcubines to come visit Tracen Don’t forget to ride your trainees and sip on BAKKWA juices to summon MARVELOUS CARAT BLESSINGS Send this to 888 of your MOST BAKUSHIN CM-WINNING SLUTS and manifest a SEDUCTIVE UMA PYOI this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 8 replies, your 大肉干 will taste like hay If you get 88 your 年年有 yellow gate becomes 年年有 rainbow gate If you get 888 back, your flat Chinese ass will be neighing HUAT AH all year!!
more like Le Finished
>>557730213Losing to Urara in finals?https://youtu.be/EaUCPC_kUGg?si=LqB9O2FXl0KmJICy
>>557730498Is this real?
Well, there it is. Suddenly this CM was all worth it.>>557730213How appropriate <3
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>557730298>The owner of Japanese racehorse Forever YoungThis is like those ironic Markiplier news "Markiplier slept with Iron Lung Director's Wife to get the role" except Dexerto isn't ironic, but pure retarded.I fucking hate these pages/accounts so much.
Cheval cute
oreng
>>557730636Yes
>>557730636No, I am fucking autistic.
I hate this fucking cup so much
>>557730636how can i be fucking retarded if i'm a virgin?
>>557730636
>>557730636I'm fucking hungry
u guys r frickin stupid
You guys are fucking sexy
Uwaaaaa Mamboooo
>>557730974wtf cute rudolf expression
>>557730498呵呵…… 恭喜发财。
>>557730636I'm fucking Orange.
>>557731132God I wish that were me
>>557731132this is worse than any horse porn posted heregood job
sirius is the sex symboli
>still have some entries leftI just got this idea of entering with my TT team since sprintslop is so random. If anyone's queueing then good luck and hope you get to queue with me
sneedboli sneedolf
>>557731282Do not forget to manually revert to your aces at midnight, or you will queue up with your TT umas for finals.
Post that piece of shit Uma that always loses races, gets mood downs, refuses to give you a decent parent, and never wastes your borrows.
Today is RamadanWhen do we get desert umas
>>557731349We'll have 12 hours for it hopefully I don't forget to change that time
>>557731369No, i cherish all my trainees.
>>557731369
#clublistreposting till clublistanon replies, thank you for your patience.Le Fishé, formerly Bricked is here to make several announcements for everyone(mainly clublistanon).1. We're back to rank A+, currently rank 494 and climbing.2. A return of our ranking in the clublist from A to A+3. A new club banner for our new identity!The banner was done earlier in February but it took us awhile to get back to A+ so we decided to hold back till today. Thank you for your attention.
>second chain of important skill event>in Early DecBiko...
>>557731369Jobbing G1s you say?
>>557731369>never wastes borrowsIsn't that a good thing?
>>557731537You can only lift the curse, if you guys rename again to Bricked.
>>557731537retard, the whole point of #clublist is that the anon will just search the archive before making the new image at the start of next month
>>557731635I'm so mad I made a typo.
>>557731671>he doesn't know
>>557731282Would be funny if I some wins with this
>falcocryer.jpg>currencryer.jpg
>>557731537so which one of you started botting?
>>557731369IKUYOOOOO
>>557730659What?
>>557731369I think I made enough 9* parents as a f2pTaiki, Maruzensky, Tachyon, Oguri, Ryan.Thats enough I think.
>>557731464Non stop guts training while Teio watches
Does the /uma/club danchud really give all his members carats
>>557731796While both whores fight each other, Mayachi, your one true wife, enjoys a fresh coat of semen paint in her umasnatch
So if I understand this correctly, MANT is forcing your Uma to do races then applying some magical ointment that somehow cures her and allows you to keep abusing her? Kinda hot
>>557731967Yes.>How?Dancho of s rank clubs have access to a secret menu.
>>557730213How do uma musume fans after driving a woman close to suicide
>>557731771Why couldn't you do this 10 minutes ago...
>>557732040They're not even subtle
>>557732081QRD?
>>557732081Check your linkedin, bro. I sent you another job offer.
>>557732081>a person
>>557732081what's wrong with being called golshi bro
>>557732081don't doxx me nigga
>>557730636We aim to please
>>557732113I was doing my dailies
>>557732081I don't get it
>>557732081Motherfucker, why would we know who this is?
>>557732081Wait what, QRD? We didn't do shit but she deserved it.
>>557731537this anon >>557731671 is partially right, you only need to post it once with the hashtag and the list anon will find it from the backlog. Expecting a direct reply every time is stupid because he might not be around while the thread is up.He WILL update your specific club sooner if you post with the tag but ONCE is enough unless the thread gets deleted.
It’s On might be the biggest trap skill for this cm
>>557730286You’re supposed to punish me, not reward me anon.
>>557732081Using instagram is the faggiest thing you can ever do, and that comes from someone who actually enjoys sucking cocks
>>557732318Trap or not If I see a skill like that I'll still pick it.
>>557731816All that happened is we replaced the flatliners with people who actually play the game. Funny how big of a difference that makes
yes, I'm rolling for VBourbon yes, I know she's not gonna be as good as people sayyes, I will make a manifesto if red skills are released early (they were already mentioned)
>>557732081Did you just accidentally all over your post?
>>557732406Bro...Attendants of Mejiro/Satono island aren't "groomed" by the trainees...They're groomed by the trainers. And Mejiros/Satonos only employ male trainers...
>>557732318This is one of the CMs where it's actually better because of the short distance/spreads - its a terrible skill for Long distances though
>>557731282>>557731771Sadly not a single win
>>557732691gg, you tried at least anon
>>557731771>>557732691Have you fell for the Bakushin Pace gaslight?Thats just sad, anyway good luck in the B finals!
>>557732528nta but my headcanon is better>trainee grooms trainer and brings him to the island>he's forced to whore himself to other wealthy umamusume there>becomes the family's dildo
>>557732081why is this person so upset about being called Gold Ship lmao why are women so fucking stupid
>>557732875Of course that'd be your headcanon, that's a win-win situationI'm being realistic here bro
>>557732081What is wrong for being called Golshi? Its literally an idol tier good looking racer with horse ears.
>>557732751>>557732804That's my TT team. I just wanted to see if they could score some win
>>557732936>virginity>dignityI have many things to lose too
>>557732318It's On is probably the sole reason my End Closers have managed to win any matches and probably one of the sole reasons my Pace Chasers manage to break out of the other six paces she's up against. It's THE prime gambling skill of this CM and baby, I'm always all in.
>gate opens>Turbo Sprint + Rushing Gale
>>557732661>>557733041Its on did so much on Longs for my ends, especially Taishin.
>>557733105>see a solo front>pace down all the way to 8thyou rike it?
>>557733023In your case, those are invaluable because they have no value
>gate opens>late start + rushed
>>557732875why would the Mejiros let their beloved trainer be used by other women?
>gate opens>skip>7th, 8th, 9th
>>557733202Rushed is actually super fucking good in Sprints though. In fact if you get Late Started being Rushed is probably one of the only ways you're going to catch up.
Gyaru Doto
Is there no EN erauma patch?
>>557733165
>>557732158>>557732297She was constantly harassed by Uma fans, who kept calling her golshi (she kinda does sound like her tho), to the japanese being called goldship is an insult, she was intending overdose on anxiety meds in until I had to convince her to delete her account
>>557733164It's the main reason my Mayacchi jobs
>>557733279Women love taking away each others stuff and acting all spiteful/smug about it
>>557733437>I had to convince her>I had toYou're just here to brag and you didn't care about her at all
>>557733105poor teio :(
>>557730616epstein has isekaid into umamusume and is now training ulala...
>1/2 wins the entire time, tons of 7/8/9, damn whatever group B finals, time for my last run with my random umas i tried but weren't quite good enough, i didn't try all that hard anyway this CM>suzuka somehow wins a race>then curren pops her unique, 2/2>two more normal losses>5th race, my abomination vodka hits literally everything perfectly and beats an S rank pasawe are so fucking cooked
>>557733346but wit reduces your rushed duration
>>557733437Why is it an insult to the japs, whats the context of it?
Front runner btw
>ugh time to do my dailies>250/250>spend 5 minutes clearing veterans>close the game
>>557733581yep looks like a frontrunner to me
>>557733437I'm sure this 100% totally happened anon
>>557733545>but wit reduces your rushed duration>witlet Front GI am a fucking genius
>>557733620250? It was 230 the last I checked
>>557731941
>>557733507I managed to convince her to delete her account after a bit of back and forth, she was fully willing to overdose
>>557733523kek
>>557733437japs get offended by the most retarded things
>>557733437>"hey you sound like X character lol">I'm going to kill myselfsounds like yet another woman being overdramatic for no good reason
gold ship is ugly
ts is so
I don't like Daiwa scarlet.
How are my MANT/TB parents supposed to BTFO my URA parents if they're still going to have dogshit sparks?
Wouldn't it be cool if I got MLB NTR with just free rolls?
>>557733701You can literally buy +10 veteran slots for 5 bucks in the shop bwo...
>>557733576>>557732987>>557732882The japs thing golshi is wild, rude and troublesome
>not a single post celebrating the birthday of the greatest and most japanese uma musumeShame on you, /uma/.
>>557733738>tfw caped baldy
I love the bakushin song renditions with other umas!>Teio: TEI TEI O!>Gold Ship: GOL SHIN SHIN!>Mayano: CREAMPIE CREAMPIE CREAMPIEWhat's your favorite?
>>557733529Now you got time to build a proper ace for the A finals>>557733756you will enjoy the 1* Guts 1* pink sparks
>>557733437I don't know literally anything about this, but I'm going to pull a scenario out of my ass that I think is more likely than what you said.The woman posted something asking not to be called goldship after one person mentioned it likely in good faith, and then bad actors ran with it and used it to bully her for being a woman. She has 19k followers it was probably like 3 incels.
>>557733701whoops yeah i made the whole story up i didn't even boot up the game
>>557733880her butt is the greatest (in size)
>>557733807It's kind of funny how Sakura Chiyono O licking Sakura Bakushin O's armpits was the thing cause so much turmoil. Like really of all the shit people have drawn it was armpit licking that set off the entire community of both JP and EN?
I sing chiyos song to myself sometimes and if anyone ever caught me doing it I'd probably kill myself
>>557733880She's dead, that's why I don't celebrate it you fucking dingus I'm still mourning
>>557733880it's not taiki shuttle's birthday des
>>557733989it didn't really catch on in jp
>>557733880Wait, it's El's birthday today?
>>557733437Damn good thing people didn't call her Mejiro Ryan
>>557733836Sounds like a girl for me?
>>557733984I look like this and pose like this in the mirror sometimes.
>>557733924That is actually very close to the truth
>>557731537oh shit we’re back at A+?can my club bros stop being attention seekers now? I didn’t sign up for mambo lite
>>557734119>also costs a ton to have sex withtrvth nvke
>>557733714I find it funny how this image comes from a mood down event where Mayano broke her back trying to pull up yoga moves
>>557733437I fucking hate women so goddamn much
>>557734080
>>557734271It's not us
>>557734305You'll never hate a woman more than another womanAnd neither can her her more than the aforementioned woman
>>557734271But we aren't? It just took us a good while to get members...its not even us that did the fish sloppa thing.
>>557732081>>557733437Do you have a clip?https://www.instagram.com/p/DT73eRviPia/This is the only video I found about her
>>557734210these random people fighting on social media has nothing to do with this thread or with the game
grim
>>557733924>>557734210>woman on social media gets one-guy'dthis happens so frequently it's ridiculous
Waiter, can I order some sloptuber bait/posts or club dramas? We keep getting a new low with each passing thread
Everytime someone posts a cryer I'm going to stroke it. If you attach nyooo to your post that's three additional strokes. You have been warned.
Anyone have a CM10 og Gold City built? Not sure what deck I should be using for her.
>>557734593bwo this is TENTH cm learn to play the game already
https://youtu.be/9G1NqajvYtk?si=ps-sKg0YkC7TgAYh
>>557734664>tfw newfagWell fuck you too
>>557734564Nyooo...
>>557734526Well she came up with another plan to kills herself at the cygames hq during summer break, I had to call 119 on her
And everyone wonders why our anons are either leaving or burning out. Even /v/ma whose board is a 24/7 dumpsterfuck shitposting have better thread quality than us, and that's with them having their own schizos and shitposters.
>>557733746I don't like a lot of girls, so I just don't run them. Either way, I like Daisca, even though she's so tropey and I usually don't care for tsunderes.
>>557734564IT'S SPEAKITHEY'RE CALLED SPEAKISBECAUSE THE ORIGINAL CHARACTER IS NAMED SPEAKIJUST LIKE RABIS AND DOROS
>>557734564is nyo posting without criers allowed
>>557732040It's the only way to get around the energy drain in gutsmaxxing
>>557731537Change the name to bricked.
>>557734934This! Please for the love of bricks
What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys?
>>557732528Well I already got ardan on jp. I’ll nab diachan with the selector on 5th anni
>>557734942I just jerk off laying down on my back and pretend the woman is on top of me. I can use my sheets to clean up right after too.
>>557734664Post all eight global plats and every JP plat with timestamp, or dont bother replying with such a retarded statement next time.
>>557734782Post deck
>>557734908I like to call her Supeki because she goes UWAH~! SUPEKI~!! UWAAAAAH~!
>>557733523
>>557734564anything but that...
>Don't remember ever panning around the club.These chibi animations are so cute...
>>557733880Cool, I wanna collect everyuma's bday dialogue
>>557735232The files didn't redact the images and names of the children.
>>557734210>>557733437>>557732081I ask again, is shesingle?
Do you guys think I should roll for Nishino Flower or Yaeno Muteki?
>>557734908Don't say that...
>>557733437>>557733727Why do you keep referring to yourself in the 3rd person?
>>557735380Yaeno Muteki alt is cooler so I'm rolling for that instead and rolling for Nishino now
Why is it cryer and not crier
>Racing Styles from Most Fun to Least FunLate > End > Pace > Front>Tracks from Most exciting to Least excitingSprint > Medium > Mile > Long
i prefer kidders myself
>>557735595
>>557735520don't question that...
>>557735574>most exciting track>sprint>goldship imageWhat
>>557734535I'm stepping down as danchou next month
>>557735731i call these kidders
>>557735367No, unfortunately>>557734447https://files.catbox.moe/dqs0ji.mp4
>>557735306i wasnt going to goon today but you had to post grass' thick thighs in tights...
Question about Oguri Cap /uma/. I was wondering which one is better for the Dirt CM. OG or Christmas? Also which running style would be best for her. I'm trying to put together a team and I was thinking Late Fantasy Pasa, Oguri Fat and I don't know maybe a surprise pacer or end closer I haven't gotten that far yet. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
>>557735878Owari da...
>>557735574sprint is the only CM i've skipped the races entirely because of how uninteresting they are
>>557735891Xmas cap gets a handicap by committing so much SP for recoveries, it gets worse the shorter the CMs are as sprints and miles give 0 value for recoveries. Use OG cap instead.
Women should not be given access to the internet by international law
Tell me more about your OC uma.I know you have one
>>557735891normal oguri is better
>>557735329pub the rest 4mil gloWEIIII
>>557735891Christmas Cap only works as Front
>>557735912I find that extremely unlikely considering Long's are actually the most snooze inducing races in this entire game. At least with Sprints you get to be pissed or happy to see Rushed and PDMs for 3 seconds.
>>557735878kill yourself already oh my god no one fucking cares
Why is there no Bakushin cryer despite her saying chowa? The first cryer has a voice line saying “chowayo”
>>557736029she's an uma
>>557736029>OC umaclosest I get is listening to the uma OST while I run and imagining myself as the only human who has trained enough to be able to compete with them
>>557736107
>>557736107I'm pretty sure I've seen one, didn't save it though since cryers are ugly
Biwa cleavage...
For me it's the loafs that one of jp dacchis baked
>>557736029I know this is a trap to find out that I'm actually a huge nerd about this and I actually do have a completely planned out self insert Uma who I've made a whole campaign for and mapped out her rivals and friends in the Uma Musume universe. If I knew how to draw, I'd be going absolutely crazy with the fan art.
>>557736172sisanon...
>>557736107What about Maya crier?
Grass is so elegant... so beautiful...
>>557734210>NOOOO PLEASEEE NOOOO KEK raped
>went from 8 CM wins to not qualifying to AIt's over for F2Poors, game has only whales left
why grass hate burger?
>>557736056Hey thats Pearl!
>>557735912What? You're not watching the 6 morbillion skill activations ? It's fun
>>557736029If I knew how to draw I would make uma designs for my WP horses
>>557736414Only BAggots like Maya
>>557736538i barely scraped into A finals myself. a single 3/5 round yesterday. this CM is fucking brutal.
>>557736315Thats stil a loaf tho
>>557736029Find the page yourself if you want to see her
>>557736616not true im not a baggot
>>557736538What the fuck are you talking about, this was legit one of the easiest CMs for F2P since the first one. The only SSR you need is Kitasan Black. You can borrow Fine Motion or Nice Nature Wit cards and fill the rest of your deck with SRs and be completely fucking fine with Air Groove, Bakushin and King Halo.
>>557736414i made Maya cry the last night
DID SOMEONE SAY /bag/?!?!
>>557735232Why does my mind fill the blanks with the most vile filth imaginable? What the heck, why would you do this to me?!
rate day 4 of cm9
>>557736445
>>557736538sprint has the most RNG out of any cmyou can beat SS whales with A+ shittersstart crying when long returns
uhhh bwosi dont have the inari one SR at MLB... if im parent training for the next CM... should i borrow it?
>>557736817Why would you do this?
>maruzensky asking her trainer to live next door to herMam, the trainer has to train future uma musumesWhat the fuck are you talking about
>>557736830Glue/10
>>557736538This. From this point forward you need at least 2 MLB SSRs to qualify
>>557736538This is my first CM where I managed to get into group A the 1st day of Round 2, but also the first CM where I managed to get 0-5
>>557736830I hate Sprint CM.
>>557736976Everyone has more than 2 MLB SSRs unless you're an actual newfag.
i love sprint CM
>4-1>4-1>4-1>4-1cool
>>557736976>I already have Mihono Bourbon and SuzukaFrontGODS... We won...
>>557736029Not technically an OC but I have a mob Cinderella Gray UK(USA) uma that I really like the design of and I've been learning how to draw so I can make a high effort comic about her. There's barely any "gimmicky" trivia about the IRL horse so I'm basically making an OC comic with a CG mob uma template. The storyboards and plot are already done, all that's left is waiting for my drawing skills to get good enough.
I think there are women in this thread.
KIBO YORI RISO YORI AKOGARE YORIKIMI DAKE GA SHINJITSU TSUKANDE ITAAAAHAKANKUTE HAGESHIKUTE ITSURINAIMANAZASHI WO TOJINAI DEEEEEEYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOUUUYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR FUTURE YAMI NO MUKOOOOOUUUUUUUWE CAN SHARE THE HAPPINESS SAGASHITE YUKUUUUUAISHI ATTAAAA ANO HI WOOOOOYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*TENENE NE NE NEN TENENENEEEEEN NEEEEEEEEEN*
>>557737665NOOOOOOOO
>>557737665don't bully our resident shakursisters
>>557737665All the female names in /uma/ clubs didn't tip you off?
>>557737717What song is this? Also you have to have a >35 BMI to Teiopost
>>557737807those are men blo...
>>557735380We're not pedophiles here, so pulling Nishino Flower doesn't make much sense.
>>557737927there are too many. men pretending to be women call themselves specific kinds of names not like these. there are definitely actual vaginoids here...
>>557737665dont say that...
>>557737989What the fuck does that mean. I'm not pulling her for nefarious thoughts, I heard that she's the best Pace Chaser parent. You weirdo. You degenerate. You freak.
Just end this kuso CM already
Nothing wrong with (hanshin) juvenile fillies
I'm done with capricorn. Got A finals, however it turns out is fine. Enjoying the aquarius training. I'd forgotten how easy and fun it was to train without pinning all of my hopes on getting an aptitude spark.
>>557738079pulling for parents specifically is dumb as fuck unless you're a whalejust borrow them
STOP FUCKING NYOOO POSTING.
>>557738163haha yeah same im definitely not immediately trying to mutate something for dirt aptitude haha
>>557738235
>Forgot her secret event>Get another ticket up to 13 now>No aptitudes hit
>>557737665Nyooooooooooooo
>>557737989she is so cute sisters...yea im a woman
>>557738302Outside of URA hot topic isn't that worth it
>>557738219YOU CAN'T BORROW EVERYTHING ANON, YOU CAN ONLY BORROW ONE UMA AT A TIME.
>>55773834080 (EIGHTY) FUCKING SKILL POINTS
>>557736830Got cucked out of A Finals by a bullshit-tuer Air Groove stealing my 3rd win
>>557738320hi!!! trans women like me and you will always be welcomed in these threads
>>557738219Pull for parents is the best value because you can make any uma you want competitive
>>557737989uh, r-righthow the fuck do i tell everyone that nishino flower is actively threatening me to pull for her?
>>557738258I am, but it's not like Sprint Pasa where I had to hit sprint spark just to get A aptitude. I can get a baseline Front A Dirt A pasa before inspirations. So it feels less miserable. If I get mile or dirt S on top of that, great. If not, I can live. I think. If I highroll and get it, great. If not, it's not completely useless.
>>557738592Currensis btw
>>557738235I'll rape you!!
Why are we suddenly all over Nishino Flower?
>>557736029She’s like Meisho Doto but incredibly racist and evil
>>557738907sex
>>557739015So Meisho Doto then?
>>557739015that's just doto...
Okay but I really really really really really love Stego.
>>557737794How is she even popular with nip girls anyway? She looks like an emo twink
>>55773683013/7, hands down my worst day so far.
>>557738740>>557738907It's her turn
>>557738907why do these uma keep bullying me with their stinky socks and feet...
>>557739178WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOY
why does teio say nishishi (short for nishino flower)
>>557736616not true, I like Wife Groove instead>t. baggot
>>557738849
https://jiggie.fun/umajig3>He added a preview feature
>>557739178she's popular with girls because she looks like a boy
>>557739101>>557739123heh… sasuga…
>>557736830Managed to get this duel of Akebono and Doto. Day 4 is alright
any B+ /uma/ club have slots? 90% of my club decided to stop playing. I'm generally 16-20 mil per month.
>>557736029https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_CideSomething my girlfriend sketched for fun.
>>557736225
Can't wait to roll for Nishino
>>557736538>about to go from 8 CM silvers to winning in AWe'e so back F2Poors, game gives enough whales to beat
>>557739787Buttsweat has a spot I think
BASED BASED BASEDD
>>557739178girls love the "I can fix them" stereotype
>>557736029All based on my WP savesTri-Sail (Maruzensky x Yell), gray horse - Hopeless Stakes winner, then went to England for the classics, winning the 2000 Guineas and DAHBY before jobbing for the rest of the year. Awakened to her full potential by senior year, winning 18 G1s in a row in 2 years. Two time L'arc and King George winner. Pic related, IYKYKAlmond Ruby (King Halo x Almond Eye) - 2024 Triple Tiara, QEII winner, lost to Equinox at Arima Kinen. Retired that year with 5 G1 wins. OnK reference (I never watched the show), so you know what she looks like.
>>557740023Raising a lovely family with Mayano!Hugging Mayano every day!
>>557739968They are just like me fr fr
blud trying to use a gimmick account to bait as if 99% of them weren't ran by trannies
>>557740284Currensisters do be like that
>I still need 2 dirt inspirationsAt least the Valentines version comes with GW now
Does MANT still have the same issue with too many SSR cards not finishing their event chains?
uhhhh so I got spooked by enough copies of the gold city speed SSR to bring it to MLB but i totally forgot about it because i thought it was dogshitit seems kind of good for this CM though? the blue skill that debuffs your opponents... although Acceleration seems ??? pointless
I don't know how to feel regarding this spark...>>557740710AFAIK there are no scenario events, no secret events, so SSRs have more space to show up with their events.
>>557740710you will be lucky to finish your run and not give up on it
>>557737665Brianfriend is one of them.
>>557740710not really, there are no story events so the only thing that can stop support chains from finishing is other supports randomly spooking you
>>557740824we like wit now. its good.
>>557740852I know one of the Turboposters is also a woman.
>>557740824>SMaruIt's glue anyway
>>557739985>second spoilerHold on, are you that one jp dacchi? I remember seeing a WP post there with a horse that had King Halo as the sireIt was thanks to that post that I learned about WP
>>557740981>he doesn't know she's viable inherit for vbourbon
>>557740710this kind of deck can only run like mile right? you would need a stam card for medium i feel
>>557740976I'm a man....
>just realized that Umas story/career/scenario events actually block supports card events from showing up on these slotsSo, Uma that got way more story events than others is actually at some slight disadvantage? Do they ever bother changing it in future?
>>557741106nope only gets worst once you get a full ssr deck
>>557741106I wonder how will it work on MANT since no story whatsoever
>>557740710its a lesson. just imagine you're Trunks training your super saiyan form. it's not all about pure SSR power, anon. you need to know how to wield it gracefully...
>>557741056>0.15 3slol
>>557741232Going to be like that one stallion that saw air groove, for the entirety of the summer camp
>>557741106trainee/date events are equal, and secret events normally take place after the turn has finished, except for insta turn fuck like taishin. scenario events may take a few turns out of your runsbut i wonder if the game just throws in random card event to mess u up anyway
TRAINER RAPEI LOVE TRAINER RAPE
>>557740710Yes. It gets a bit worse with every scenario in general.
>>557741431he's about to cum 6-7 times
>>557741014I am yeah. Good to see someone else picked the game up.
>tomorrow i'll lose 30k carats
>>5577417717 and you’ll lose 3000 instead.
>>557730286I am rolling for my wife and getting sent to her custom-made (for me) sex dungeon
this is not a f2p or paypig issue, I haven't spent a dime and my winrate is significantly lower this CM than any other. It's simply too easy to make sprint aces compared to other distances, so the competition is relatively stronger
>>557741853
Sixty-seven!!!!
>>557742060
>>557741863I rejoice
>>557730636My wife likes me a little dumb.
https://youtu.be/rrykk7E_2i0?si=McY_ScKMvXP_jPKz
I WILL NOT BE RAPEDI AM A MANI CAN FIGHT BACK
>>557742060ts brainrot is so skibidi toilet, get a new script
>>557742443
>>557730348SAVED
>>557742140>>557742060Now the joke has been ruined...
>>557742327so creek doesnt mind if i come early? what a relief
>>557742424
i wish my three speed cards would go on speeeeeeeeed
>>557742573
Me and Air Groove after she wins the CM
it's over
>>557742884late started
>>557742967
my first S rank and she's GIGA STRONG
>>557741431>playing with a maiden's heartyep, this one deserves to be raped
>>557742967Should have said that you're queueing. I was using my failed ace attempts on my remaining entries and still have 2 left
>>557742967>shart fartcum can't reach A lmao
>>557742967>metafag>can't qualifyjust quit you fucking loser
>>557743060anon...
>>557742060>>557742140>>557742573
>>557743060
>>557742967soulless team.t. got A rank finals by a hair and will lose today to this exact team
Is this real?
>>557743275>>557742935>>557742502Maru is dead!!!!
>tumblr face and handslmao
What is the next good card to grant On your left? I want to pull for my daughter Natie (forma animadora) but I fear she won't have much going for her w/o OYL
>>557743515
I spoiled myself because why notThere's this uma named Mejiro Ramonu and she seems super competent, even more than Digitan who trained herself to run on both turf and dirt.So why does she need a trainer?
>>557743060Built for medium TT
>>557743609>>557743627all umas need a trainer to race in Twinkle Series
First time I didn't make it to A finals, what did I do wrong? I just made this Curren today in a hurry
>>557742967>lost with falcoskill issue des
I couldn't get to A bracket with S rank umas
>>557743593I think the only other card they've released that gives OYL is this https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30142-sakura-laurelOn the bright side, Natie (forma Tetsuzanko) has OYL in her potentials
>>557743873looks fine to me but you'd need at least one more horse on this level, probably just unlucky
Final A will be worse
>>557743873>buying straight OO and corners OO instead of getting intimidate (silver) or PlanchaIt's a CM about stacking corner skills and reliable accels - inherits and head-on
>>557743873should have won this CM is just so accessible to everyone, can't believe you didn't win with how accessible it is
>>557743873>double circle skills are not worthy>corner skills are not as important this cm>wit not high enough
>>557743873>what did I do wrong?no triple S apt
>>557743873>no turf s and/or sprint s>no plancha>no it's on>no speed starthere you go
>>557743981>June 2027AIEEEEE
Does anyone have the spreadsheet for which skills to take for Team Trials umas? And it has their proc rates etc.
>>557736056Wouldn't it make more sense to make it Seeking the Clampearl?
>>557744207just take whatever's the cheapest, quantity > quality in CM
>>5577435930LB guts Tickezo user here>goodoh...
>>557743627She doesn't. Tracen is a place for umamusume to find a partner, and she was running out of time.
>>557744067>>557744107>>557744180damn... should've known better than to just watch a random youtube nigger guide for a last day attempt
>>557743981false!you can get OYL from the tickezo guts SSR!
>>557744439
>>557737989I want her because she's the most threatening uma in career, not even because she's a kid, but it helps that she's a kid.
>>557742967Where's your EL condor pasa?
>>557744439nigga..
>>557744485yeah but then you have to use tickezo, and well, she SUCKS
>>557744439I didn't make either witj corner skills and headon
>>557743593>>557743981Cheerleader Natie will have NSM in a world where only like 2 other horses have it she'll be fine with just a slick surge
>>557744485He said GOOD
>>557744439Just ask us next time
>>557744642Just use Yeppers
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>557744809>borrowing a 5 RB card in MANTyeah no lol
>>557744862Peak…fiction…
>>557744750
>>557743627in her story she basically trains herself, you're just the paperwork bitch. she accepts you as her trainer because you were the first one to ask and then proceeds to forget your name and existence.
>>557744439I think the only right skills this CM are victoria and mummy creek. The others are pure gambling
>>557744439i'm a b final jobber without a single s-rank to my name and even i know better than trusting youtube niggers
>>557743627she doesn't
>>557743873tfw mine is almost the same but somehow got me to finalsgot lucky or maybe the sprint Swish mine had plancha to secure wins
>>557744795Is that Arisu?
open bros, show me
>>557745237Cute!
>>557745237i genuinely gotta ask, why would anyone go open over graded
>>557745001she sounds like a cunt
>>557745336i never have gone above b+
>>557745361She is wife material
>>557745395how
Post cute horses that carried you to finals
>>557744439>he followed a random youtube guide
>check irl section on Curren Chan>all of her children are named Curren too, like Curren Moe, Curren Hime, and Curren Slay
>>557745237I think MANT is when they bump open to A limit, sounds fun
>Energy preview straight up advertises +25 energy>Get +9This should be illegal
>>557745572>Curren SlayMade me laugh
>>557743428POV me trying to break them upWhose left hand is on Teio's shoulder?
>>557743873Looks fine but no Plancha is a big one you have both gold accels but they can proc poorly. I don't know why people are dogging double corners that's fine but no speed star can put you beyond others who do also few straights to get early game pdm break or late game speed. I've seen far worst just seems like bad luck. What were the other two aces
>>557745572Curren is the crown name of her owner
is this the first cm we're gonna see s-ranks in b finals?
>>557745665YAAAASSSSSS
>>557745896Brother, my shitter ass in B-finals got pitted against S Taishins and S Golds last CM, what the hell do you mean
>>557745476
>>557745572There’s a shit ton of Currens since it’s the clan name, though Curren Chan was the first I think since she was named after her owner’s daughter “Karen-chan”
>real horse passes away>"damn I wish Gentildonna would have crushed my balls!"I doubt introducing anime gooners to horse racing was a good idea
>>557746090nigga how
>>557746152Did you saw that on twitter or just making it up?
>>557746152damn i wish Haru Urara would have crushed my balls!
>>557746104>Curren Bad GirlSo Curren Chan MK.II >Curren Blue RoseI HATE CURREN
>>557746171rng
Ramonu seems like a bitch. I didn't have plans to pull for her before, but I do now. Sorry for being disloyal, Air Groove...
why do you want your balls crushed, is it a tranny fantasy?
>>557745760I made all of these today in like 2 hours... I was completely out of the loop this CM
>>557746428NIGGA FUCJ YOU I GOT B FINALS WITH MUCH BETTER RUNNERS WHAT THE FUCK MAN COME ON
>>557743873I truly believe that having both Plancha and Mummy was unironically not optional. This is the Curren that got me about 18 of the 59 wins I got throughout the entire Sprint CM. If she hits her ult into Plancha and Mummy then she goes absolutely flying. Anyway you probably just got supremely unlucky with matchmaking too, it happens sometimes. I went 17/20 into 16/20 into 15/20 into a total nosedive with 11/20. Shit's volatile.
>nishino flower is after anni so i cant just ticket her
>>557744964>"BRUSQUEMENT!! TWO SCOOPS!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
>>557746152>damn I wish Gentildonna would have crushed my balls!same
>>557746529You'll get there next CM bwo i believe in you
>>557746171you kidding? that air groove has everything needed to absolutely dominate the final spurt.
>Curren SlayHopefully, my penis
>>557746529Luck is also a skill.
>>557737989I'm not a pedo. I just want her for breeding purposes.
Do we love Sakura Chiyono O here?
>>557746789No, she licked Sakura Bakushin O's armpits with delight.
>>557745476i dont fish for gets or post numbers in this thread but today ill be praying for that 7
>no fast learner>2nd inspo only had 1 instead of the usual 2This is as good as it's gonna get for me...
>>557746529queue timing is a skill
>>557746171yeah i was going to say these look pretty mid lol given the dude with a pretty souped up curren up above couldn't make it
>>557746789she got me to A finals so yes
>>557746889Don't forget to pray for the coinflip and then the witcheck!>608 wit...
>>557746897bro...your tail nine...
>>557746897Anon WHY?
>>557745476This was the team that got me 3-2
>>557746694Curren would do this.
>>557746789i used to. but now i'm not sure...why is she teaching me how to sex?
>>557747152I mean yeah, I would hope so.
. . .
Just noticed that the two horses I sent for this year's satsuki have dams that were rivals but same sire lol
>>557747312Dumb horse
>>557746226https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TgcLGMYY_p8This youtube shorts
>>557747195sakura girls just know you've never touched a woman
>>557747127fucking hell sprint really is the skills cm
ladies and gentlemeni raise youdirt daska 1.0
>>557745476She saved this CM finals for me or I'd still be on my 2 wins limit curse >>557726208
>>557747357but I'll end up wanting to have sex with her myself is this goes on...
>>557746789I think she stinks.
IRL lesbians aren't cute or hot like anime lesbians
>don't like long CMs>didn't like sprint CMam i just a mile/medium chud?
>>557747352>umamusume shorts contentWhy did you click on it at all? Everybody here learned in the 1st month of global to not engage with this type of content as it's pure dogshit
>>557747575that's how you get>marked
>>557747762nyes
>>557747312Thats my Ogurin!
>filly flower's unique randomly requires you to get brocked on a corner in mid race for 2 seconds and with a much stricter positioning req than red shiftu guys wouldn't trick me again to roll for a parent uma that just doesn't work on most tracks would you....
Twitter news that literally no one cares about:It is, once again, that time is the month where people complain about people thinking almond eye is overrated
>>557747491but cows should pasture on grass, not dirt...
>>557747127Aren't those all Sprint G what the fuck
>>557747861Ok but did you see where it activates?
>>557747861>requires you to get brocked on a corner in mid race for 2 seconds>&blocked_side_continuetime>=2Retard
GENTLE MOMMY
>>557748147good bait
b-bwos, i-i thunk that le almond eye is le hecking overrated UWU
>>557748147I'm glad they improved the running animations, she doesn't look like a mouth breather like Curren
Post dogs
>>557748323
>>557747791>>557748191I hate curren so much i swear every second place today was to her
what i've learned after failing to reach group a finals with these shitters:>having plancha is not optional>having at least 400 stamina and guts is not optional>doing your runs right after reset is the most retarded thing you can do>this game just doesn't want me to fucking win>i'm a stupid fucking chud who will never be good at anything in life
>>557748323based tiktok slanderer!
>>557748445retard played in the mud when i told her not tonow, i'll have to clean her up
>>557748506you can get by with 300 stam if your wit is capped. but yes, plancha or mummy is basically required and ideally you're running both and speed star or oyl.
STOP!You have been visited by Officer WonderNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>557748509forgot to post thishttps://www.tiktok.com/@hadnosense/video/7597839745082789140
>>557745476Didn't have enough time to make a second Haru, but she did well enough. I pray for her to win. I will try to raise a Haru for every CM now, not sure my sanity will make it.
>>557748682F A T
>>557748682nice ass
I'm not going to make it...
>>557748682
>>557748417Sorry to ruin your immersion but she just uses the same running animation as Bakushin, Suzuka, Seiyun, Brian etc. Fun fact, Goldship, Teio, and Vodka also uses this running animation but in a slower animation. There are only 4 running animations btw
I'm actually curious, has any anon in here won group A final in ALL CM's so far? Like do we have a LeBron of Umamusume in here?
>>557748792believe, frontbro
>>557748506>doing your runs right after reset is the most retarded thing you can doThe hour burgers go to sleep is the best for queuing
webm of the running animations when
>>557748792Running fronts are rough without Falco, but maybe SMaru can do it. Good luck
Don't fall for mentally ill girls
>>557743873It looks pretty solid in general. I don't have Curren, but I think her unique is pretty unreliable? Rushing Gale, turbo sprint, Met. measures, are all good but random for when they hit.So you're only reliable late accel is Give Mummy a hug, the inherited version is pretty weak on it's own.I think if you could have swapped one of Turbo Sprint/Rushing Gale for Por Plancha and Head on, it would have helped.
I'm glad that the dock fetish is beginning to catch up.
>>557749258what the fuck is a dock? is it another word for ass? or is it the way the ass is presented?
>>557748731>Steamy Solidarity aceYou already won
>>557748731there's fucking mant 3200, you will die in like three different ways
>>557748792I can feel the wedding air groove with 6 accels and carryover Curvature waiting for me.
How required is Mile S for Aquarius? I have Dirt AND Mile S on my Digitan which is nice, but I'm wondering if I should keep trying at it for Faruko and Oguri. It's annoying having runs with all the right skills and stats that don't have it yet the runs that do have it have no skills and/or awful training.
>>557749169yeah and what will happen if i do
With every new CM i'm struggling to get into finals more and moreI geniunly fear the game will squeeze me out by the end of the year
>>557749530you need distance s as much as you do on other cm's
>>557748682Love bombing Officer Wonder with compliments until she gets so embarrassed that she takes me as her prisoner of love!!
>>5577494517 and you win. Anything other than 7 and you lose.
>>557749530its only 120 extra speed don't worry about it bro
>>557748826And they chose to give Curren the retarded inbred oneWhat did they mean by this...
>>557749373The bald underside of the tail.
>>557748076that's literally what it means gwo..
>>557749553you can't get into finals at all? not even b finals?
>>557749530>How required is Mile S for Aquarius?Do you wanna lose to every Mile S in round two?
>>557749667But I run like this...
>>557749553Cockblazer scenario will help you reach the finals
>>557749827Anon... I'm sorry, but...
>>557749589>>557749652>>557749738So keep grinding? Got it...
>>557749730No I still do but the decline in winrate is obvious
>>557749169>see this uma>fall in love at first sight>turns she's mentally ill and turns her trainer insane tooI cannot escape my destiny.
>>557749936She's the most realistic uma then
3 double circles and 1 single circle btw
>>557750034Mccute smokes NPC umas on long. You should have run long yourself
>>557749936Actually she's obviously insane from the very start but you still choose to become her trainer
>You lose your first team race and the game still forces you to go through a million cutscenes before you can abandon the run
>>557749530>>557749738i won 2 long and 1 mile CM without any S distance
>>557749839the climax*
be horny
>Sprint Corner double circle>Pace corner double circle>Prof>Speed Star>Por Plancha>WINHuh so that was the key to winning. Not any of these golden accels
Realistically can I get through MANT with a borrowed NTR? I really don't feel like dropping 400 on a 4 month card
>>557750359nyo
>come back to the game after a few months away>13k karats that I use to spin once for fun, get wedding dress Air Groove>New story mode that I can't tell if it's better or worse for trainees after a couple test runsSo this is what it's like to not stick with a gacha
>>557750359you can't play mant without NTR
>>557750492Artist?
>>557750319The only good (consistent) gold accel for this CM is Encroaching Shadow
>>557750359witgod didn't even roll for fuku or ntr in JP, MANT is a meme don't roll for those supports
>>557749619>>557748961>>557748993Nevermind, I made it.I can finally rest.Race in case anyone's interested. ate an insane amount of shit the next onehttps://litter.catbox.moe/ya38a1.mp4
>>557750593nta but you just had to say it exactly the time I lost to one
>>557750359Yes, but realistically you need SR Vega.
>>557750756Do we know how many free rolls we are getting? is it 50-50 again?
>>557750708Damn lol, I've only seen like 1 or 2 other Taishins this entire CM, I'm usually the only one running her mine is a S+ rank monster
i’m going to punch the next poster
>>557733917My favorite is KYS PEDO KYS KYS KYS
>>557750953HOLY BASED
>>557748682I really like that scene in her career where Maruzensky pulls out of a race, and Grass loses her last chance to face Maru, and upon learning this Grass uncharacteristically rushes out of the room. They don't say it, but if you've been paying attention to her personality, you realize that she was about to ugly cry and didn't want you to see her like that.
I got this screenshot by accident but she looked great so I kept it
>>557750909I think it's always 50/50
>>557749258I have a fetish for FineMo's backside.
>>557733917> CREAMPIE CREAMPIE CREAMPIE>not>Naka dashi dashi
>>557750181I lost Scorpio finals to a King Halo with no S affinity anywhere. I think I'll be satisfied as long as the stats and skills line up, but I'll actively grind out for Mile S since there's plenty of time before Aquarius.
>>557750953>557750954I fucking kneel
>>557751016MOMMY
I feel like Chiyo-chan has the best reaction images, is it just me?
>>557751016idk, i don't feel compelled to palce my chin on her hand—wait, hang on, why did i just imaginr sirius?and why do i feel compelled to be a good little puppy and have her hold my chin?
Realistically how many itt posters could you heem in a fair fight?
>>557751178Umas with dumb faces are great
>>557750582Pixiv is a neat site
>>557748682I like the gap between her Yamato Nadeshiko larp and the bushido spirit she shows during races.
Getting rushed really is a big buff for this CM huh. My pace chaser just overtook the lucky pace that proc'd golden accel through getting rushed.
>>557751146Steamy umadol shoes...
>>557751320Depends what type, I could heem any currenposter
>>557751495too tall
>>557751228
>>557751426Faruko has been running nonstop for Capricorn and she'll do the same thing for Aquarius. Not to mention the constant careers I've been putting her through. My nose hurts just thinking about it...
>>557751381seiun sky posters are whores, i've concluded this based on an empirical study
>>557751320all of you
>>557751381Yes. This happened only once to me, my Bakushin managed to overtake the luck pace (another Bakushin) even tough it was still the protected phase, and she kept the 1st position until she got overtaken by my Pasa in the late phase.
>>557751320depends if i'm drunk or sober
I don't get pace downWhy are my umas sinking to last place like they are intentionally throwing
>>557751593i want to lick up her pussy like a thirsty dog until she squirst, slurp up all her pussy juice then lick her again and again and again until my tongue cramos, then switch to using my teeth to stimulate her clit until my jaw locks up
>See default uniform Halo>Feel bad>Actually look at his team>Guy with MLB Kita/Condor shoved in this filler Halo with random 0LB cardsGuess the KKK sho humilliation ritual wasn't enough for some trainers
>>557751783Falco isn't that big
>>557750319Those first 4 had good potential for speed carry over, and speed carry over was very strong for this CM. So yeah
>>557751771sirius sis...
>>557751084As a honorary American Mayano would totally say Creampie
>>557751751Low wit (less than 1200)
>6 mood downs before my uma even reached Hopeless Stakes>Literally jobs nonstop with absolutely decent stats>3 random mental illnesses out of nowhereY'know, I'm grateful that this bad seed roll happened during a parent run and not an ace run
>>557751839seems like an old run plucked out of the depths of his veteran list by the auto selection
More like El Condor Caca
Trying to get a screenshot of this while listening to her with Bamboo Memory's voice was certainly an experience.
>muscle mommyAWOOGA
>>557752126Need Creek Abs
>>557752046More like Straightaway Spurting on Grass' ass
>>557752023>I'm grateful that this bad seed roll happened during a parent run and not an ace runBecause you mentioned it, you'll have the curse of it happening on your ace run
These two are very cutehttps://youtu.be/eUC8Z0uOug8
>>557752076WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Strong Neicha...
I should probably stop watching lives over and over when the 60FPS patch should be in today and I'll be watching them again anyway
>>557752453
>>557752527The Seiun Sky energy is simply too strong
>>557751048Do you and her take turns?
>>557752527perfect mobuma
>>557752527it's her... Jane Umamusume
>>557752513Nice
>>557752527you can see el condor pasa's mask/s
>>557752752You should probably just stop posting, friendo
>>557752527Which Satono is this?
>>557752527The perfect umamutant.
>>557753164
>didn't make it to ADon't come to Tracen tomorrow, there's gonna be an Umassacre
>>557752527Turf S Dirt SSprint S Mile S Medium S Long SFront S Pace S Late S End S
>>557746443No Ardan, don't learn that from your sister
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zvjEk80eOpM>Rickey has a little boy having a crush on her in her careerThis is what happened to most trainers to make them want to become one
>>557753392The umacel revolution I see
>>557753449How do we solve the uma grooming childs into becoming trainers issue? We all know what umas to do to trainers.
>>557753397Too optimistic.Turf E Dirt ESprint E Mile E Medium E Long EFront E Pace E Late E End E
>>557753504And it will be led by Falco
>>557752527Cafe's tulpa...
I truly, truly hate my club
>>557753449The JP comments are wild.
>>557753628I also hate your club
>>557753628Why is your club on discord?
Hope everyone is ready for triple front meta cancer in CM10 :^)
>671 posts>347 image slots usedNO NO NO WE'RE SO CLOSE
>>557753628What club is this
>>557753716-1
>>557753814mambo
>>557753628>discord clubIs this /uma/?
>>557753814umaclub
>>557753814le fishe
>>557753628Is it weird if imagining Mayano saying that right before cumming in her ass gave me an erection?
>>557753814autis/uma/
>>557753814Uma&Co
is Top Pick a good skill for CM10?
>>557754095Yes, and so is Trending in the Charts
>>557754070>uma&co>uma & co>umankoI NEVER NOTICED NOW I WANT TO GET IN
>>557753560is she just schizo or is she getting actually haunted?
Falco and Curren had 5 foals together already (4 fillies and 1 colt)Should I continue breeding them with each other?
Holy FUCK. I just LOVE how hard the Honkai Star Rail collab makes the cantankerous netouyos that play this game BLITHER and SPITTLE with FURY
How many sparks do I need to get Suzuka (D) to Sprint A?
>>557753628>people say front pasa is OPliterally no one has said that, anyone running her other than pace is throwing on purpose
>>557754319The what
>>557753796Taiki Shuttle always has her tits out
>kita bourbon and fuku finished all their events before the first inspoI feel like something bad is about to happen
How bad is Center Stage? Asking for a friend who's going to roll on the Kawakami/Fine Motion banner.
>>557754319uhh, 6 7?
>>557753814eden
When will anons realize the schizo wants to ragebait as if this was umaxtter?If you see something retarded ignore it until he kills himself
>>557754472Abysmal dogshit
>>557754472Only good for fronts when paired with dodging danger which you get off Kita or Guts Akebono.Kawakami helps with front parenting, somewhat, if you're looking for the dd+pd combo (but only the silver versions since the lane movement push doesn't scale with lateral movement speed).
>>557752752cute spotted behind the DISGUSTING boy
>>557754472It's good for TT
>>557749169I have nothing to lose.
>>5577543767, bro.
lol this Opera is basically all stat boosts. I wished this had 2 or 3 more white abilities and maybe a 2* ult, then she would have been the best parent I could ask for, but rolling on 6 different pinks and still getting this is something I can cope with for a few weeks. Now I can try rolling something on the dirt side.
>>557754768>7 sparks>if you're a betting man, 6WHAT THE FUCK
>>557753650They all wish they had a rickey onee chan when they were kids
>>557754472Center stage is weird because with gold dodging danger it's one of the few skills were the white version is better>>557754636Falco gives center stage and groundwork in one card
>>557754768Thank youuuuuuuuu
remember to never throw away your 8* umas in case the tachyon event shows up early
>>557751607Falco's sneakers look dumb!
>>557755140If only I had any uma above 4*...
>>557754472I would talk out your friend from rolling on that dogshit banner.
>>557755075Falco's center stage isn't guaranteed however.
>>557755218We don’t need to gaslight about FineMo. She’s the best wit card in the game. The bar being low isn’t her fault. KawWife is the issue with that banner.
>>557755357Only a manlet would find issue with Kawakami, even if the card is Kakakami
>daiwa SCARLET>RED hair, RED eyes, RED ace unique, classic RED tsundere archtype>blue dress>PEAK BLUE title
>>557755357SR Tachyon witmogs her tho, not to mention SSR Curren>but muh training efficiencyfocusing too much on that stat specifically shows if someone knows about the game or not
>>557755357Yeah but sloptubers say Ramonu alone allows you to cap wit (ignore the scenario potentially doing most of the effort) therefore FineMotion is "bad" (bad according to retarded whales means unusable because they have infinite money and they can spend $1200 for a x% improvement)
>>557755587but sloptubers suggest rolling for finemo/kawakami what are you on
>>557755578>stare at daiwa's tits for a long while>the only color in my mind is bluehuh
>>557755578blue as in your blue balls
GENTLEMAN, YOU'RE ALL SUPER MEGA RETARDED AND LOVELY!
>>557755582Tachyon is a consistency piece. FineMo is a High Roll card. They’re not comparable.
>>557755764red nipples
>>557755723No the sloptubers suggest you to hoooold carats until 2030 unless it's the most dogshit gamblecore card like Fuku or Ashinsawa rip drunkanon
>>557755587>nooo don't roll next month for this card that will be useful for years>wait 2 years to pull on this card that is BETTER>or maybe wait 5 to pull on this other card that is EVEN BETTER>or maybe
>>557755578What's the issue bro?
OUR HERO KITASAN BLACK
>>557755582Their stats aren't even comparable
>>557755884I look just like this
>>557755831
>>557755942>more initial gauge >more hints>more speciality>skill point bonus (very important)yeah, Tachyon clears no diff
it's senior year summer and this bitch fine motion's friendship gauge still isn't in orange yet
>>557756031Bakushin is too smoochable with her 4head and cute ears
>>557755884I want Miletard so bad.
>>557755904>"wait for kita's rerun, it gets +50% rates">people quit the game because they have zero SRs>retards here tell others 1 month after the first banner to "wait 3 months to reroll">3 months pass, you unironically ended up with 90k if you were to ignore them and continue playing>"bro there's no point in pulling for Kita, she'll be USELESS for mant" (not the best but again, sloptuber whales' opinions are pure vantablack coal)>"you can uhhh pull fukukitaru or ntr though!>"also be sure to join my discord where you can pay for coaching if my dogshit advice gave you any issues"
>>557755884why did she do it
>>557753628>discordfags club
>>557753796God bless
sparking for NTR is the biggest low iq move any uma player can do, instant account bricker
>>557756261Go ahead and roll. FineMo is good. But don’t post here with a complaint post if you end up with MLB Brickakami and a 2LB FineMo after sparking twice.
>>557756325You're just retarded>>557756339>No soundBEGONE, PHONE FAG!
This is Mambo's fault somehow!
>Umamusume will have new overseas races like Dubai Turf for Almond Eye>Real Steel won the Dubai Turf>also the dad of Forever YoungThere's no way Real Steel won't be announced in the next pakalive, right?
>>557756139Dropped your KFC Oguri? Or are you conveniently ignoring the one stat that's multiplicative instead of additive?
>>557752448For some reason, I haven't heard Meek talk before this. She sounds retarded.
>>557756424>no sound>so you're a phone fag
>>557756261At this point the only advice that's correct is witgod's and pull for your waifu because damn most umas are fucking useless most of the CMs and if you don't pull for meta cards>>557756419Sparking for FM (easy to mlb with anni gibs) and getting a MLB Princess sounds pretty good
>>557756551phone fag
>>557756581*and more so if you don't pull for meta cards
>>557756548She's kinda dumb yeah
>>557756581…you understand that this image is fairly damning, right?
>>557756779>>557756779>>557756779
>>557756753No, because I'll use both instead of Kita during 420Mant it
>>557756419I already have a high LB FineMotion, there's no need for me to also highscore rape you in TT nor in the frontrunner parent department.
>>557756873Good luck with your 2 usable skills.
>>557754472>How bad is Center Stage?It's a cheap gold skill that's easy to activate for anyone. It's good for team trials, so you will get some decent use out of it
>>557755582>SR Tachyon witmogs her tho... if someone knows about the game or notMaybe you should actually look up how much wit each card gives on wit trainings
