Pakalive Vol. 62 will premiere on 2/22, with details on the 5th anniversary and new scenario "Beyond Dreams, Moving Forward, Towards the Light Together" to follow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1P9iuCGlCMPrevious: >>557371576>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Royce & Royce (2*)Valentines Campaign currently underway>Valentines Chocolate for 10 days >Login Bonus>Affection Rate Up5th Anniversary Campaign currently underway>Part 1 Missions now availableLoH Mile currently underway, Tokyo, 1600m, left, winterCM Classic will be held in March, ???, 2200m, left, good, spring, sunnyCM Dirt will be held in April, ???, 2000m, left, good, spring, sunny>Yukoma Hot Springs Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ud4JO6zlU9R1n9YjP13ORdWmFRab0o5_NLHIi5c_imY/edit?usp=sharing>IP NewsTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Coco's Collab:https://umamusume2026.cocos.jp/Cingrey Tsutaya Pop-Up Shop:https://tsutaya.tsite.jp/articles/store-4906>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>524354428Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
DONG DONG QIANG GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS IT’S THE YEAR OF THE H O R S E and you know what that means, you qipao SLUTSIt’s time to mount your TOREENA with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges and ride on the THICCEST HONGBAOS Get your secret love notes ready for your 训练员’s STALLION 红包能量 and text your closest COCKcubines to come visit TracenDon’t forget to ride your trainees and sip on BAKKWA juices to summon MARVELOUS CARAT BLESSINGSSend this to 888 of your MOST BAKUSHIN CM-WINNING SLUTS and manifest a SEDUCTIVE UMA PYOI this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 8 replies, your 大肉干 will taste like hay If you get 88 your 年年有 yellow gate becomes 年年有 rainbow gate If you get 888 back, your flat Chinese ass will be neighing HUAT AH all year!!
>>557755063This hors looks a bit weird…
strange picture
6 days to go
Do not sex mares.
>>557767390true. leave it to the expert>t. mareman
>>557767390they asking for it
Its so dead now dacchis....
>>557774173You did this....
>>557775942/uma/ must die for the fat man's sins, and on the fourth day rise again!
I mean, all we have right now is LoH. There's also Feb S coming up.
We could also speculate on who the four newmas will be.I think the Okinawan VA is going to voice either Lord Kanaloa or Pan, there's no way we're lucky enough to get King Kamehameha.
>>557781397we're going to get Pan, Taiho, Contrail and Ai all in one stream.
>>557781397>russian roulette with a magazineI-I don't think that's how that works...
>>557782327Only one live round w/ powder in a full mag's worth (juggled before loading), manual chambering per dud.
>>557781397Pan, Lys, Phonehead, and Ebayan. We'll get full Yahagi Squad
>updated list of top earners post Saudi>still 3mil gap between FY and RW (29 vs 32)I don't think DWC win will be enough for FY, RW can definitely pass 35mil
>>557788487DWC's first prize is 7million anon...
Meek a cute.
>>557787812I was promised accessory/costume customization with Ebayan's release.
>>557788804Huh you're right, it was 19 -> 29 for FY, so if he wins, he'll definitely pass RW and 35mil mark
>>557791671Even if ebayan wins DWC he'll only surpass RW's purse for a short moment since RW pretty much going to win HK Gold Cup (1M usd), Chater Cup (1M usd), and HK Cup (3M usd)
>>557789036white meek, red meek and yellow meek...
>>557792643Those are full purses, not first prizes. I calculated it in a previous thread, romawo will be first by 400k USD if he wins the triple crown+HKC and ebayan only wins DWC. But that's such a small gap that ebayan can overtake if he places in any of the G1s he is likely to run after DWC.
>>557793048That was the first prizes. HK Cup full purse was 5M with 1st place taking 3M
>>557793501Seems like I was wrong but you were rounding them up too much. here are the exact numbersRomawohkc - 2579491Gold cup+Charter cup - 948116x2=1896233final = 32794898+2579491+1896233 = 37270622FY29451610+6960000 = 36411610so about 800k difference huh. So assuming FY doesn't use the funabashi step race, he would need to place 3rd in either arima or BCC, or win CC to overtake romawo.
Who is running at Dubai?
Ai chan... forgotten....
I don't feel so good
>>557794961WC? Mikki fight, diktaen and banishing confirmed at present. Laurel river if he does good in the upcoming super saturday. Skippy something and white abarrio a doubtful maybe.
>>557794795Huh I was using last year's HKC & Gold Cup + Charter as referenceshttps://www.racingpost.com/results/416/sha-tin/2025-12-14/910190https://www.racingpost.com/results/416/sha-tin/2025-05-25/896565HKC: 1st £2,304,526.75 ~ 3M usdGold & Chater: 1st £748,971.19 ~ 1M usd
>>557795120Preesh
Almond Eye is overrated, ojou is better
>>557797375I love all of them.
>>557795048Never
>>557794795>>557795395Alright using the HK Cup 1st place in usd as stated on HKJC's site = $2,857,000 https://racing.hkjc.com/racing/english/international-racing/pdf/2025-26-Longines-Hong-Kong-Cup.pdfThen converting Gold Cup + Chater to usd using the same rate as HK Cup = $928,525 x 2 = $1,857,050https://racing.hkjc.com/general/-/media/Sites/JCRW/Page/international-racing/pdf/2025-26-Standard-Chartered-Champions-and-Chater-Cup-Final-Leg-of-the-Triple-Crown.pdfIn total RW would earn $4,714,050
>>557795117I also had one real shitty score today
It's the fat ass' birthday today. Say something nice about her.
The greatest weeb in the world.
>>557798420Thanks. So aproximately 1 million diff, huh. Sasuga ojisan, making the younglings put in the work to take the throne from him.
>>557798731Nice ass dess
https://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/2023918998111613402?s=20Came back to Japan to flirt with dabu-chan
Holy shit. I know I didn't prepare at all this time but this is some ridiculous WR.Also stop matching me with UAs you pieces of amphibian shit.
Dodo babyhttps://x.com/shiraoifarm/status/2023880142150377963
>>557801891People will STILL act like I'm being hyperbolic about LoH's matchmaking>>557801994>and greatness soon follows...
>>557801358poor ebayan got his donut stolen and now being left alone overseas while torena is flirting at home
Ebayan... Top Roaded gain...
>>557801358
>>557802891In exchange, Not-Sakai EbayanTore in the other world will pay for this insolence10 GORILLION VIOLENT UMAPYOIS
umapyoi is illegal
>Ebayan, don't you plan to confess? To that donut thief guy
>>557807039Well only one of them has to run in the race
>>557807039Yahagi looks so weird without his hat.
>>557781397>4 newmasjokes on you anon, it's 4+ more
>>557806139>anon promised me a yearly stock of donuts for umapyoi but where was it?
>Grinded daily races for Chocobon>Finished around Valentines Daywoaw
I like that the home screen update also connects the scenario stories
>>557808014Congrats on your chocolate Gundam.
Happy birthday babe*slap and grab ass*
It's joever
>>557801358https://x.com/nar_keiba/status/2024033811001229439Sakai got a new younger dirty gf.......
>gold ship stud price hiked to 5 million for some reason>meiner fucking diesthis can't be a coincidence...
>>557812336>for some reason
sex
Spe is ugly
Spe is made to be molested
>>557767390I’M *PLAP*PLAP*PLAP* FUCKING *PLAP*PLAP*PLAP* TRYING
Spe is my father in law.
>>557812827>>557813092
>>557814417We know, Kris S.
We love to スぺシコ here
>>557814539Oh... ばれてる...
>>557807609but which one is Yahagi? the hat or the one carrying the hat everywhere?
Umapits!
>>557815893It's impressive how much damage one shitty Bakushin gif made.
>>557816056What?
https://x.com/sigekun/status/2024032272656015709?s=20Trending
>>557818120Real Steel when?
>>557818120
>>557816304seeeeeeeeexxxxxx
All that but you couldn't eke out US?
>>557818120>スピキSo that's what they're called.
>>557814582
>>557812336>Meiner is goneDamn it. Every races is Shadai group sports day.
>>557812336Meiner Grand is dead?
is aimi an industry plant
>>557823424no, she is a sunday silence
>>557823424Uma Musume is a CG colony.
>>557823963Plot twist Aimi is: Deep Impact
SEEEEEEEX
No gooning to mares for the next 30 days...
>>557825025sex sex sex seeex!!!
>>557824946>yfw this guy shows up in the livestream
>>557825245Just say jack off like a normal person, you subhuman.
>>557825943is "gooning" not a hip word anymore? I'm trying to keep myself young forever...
>>557825025damn these ohimbas
>>557826216The only good thing that came from the word gooning is stuff like this.
Bubble CUM
>>557825381Lememe will bring his homeland's specialty so the fatman can follow Pui there
Question, since MANT is coming out, do I need to make specific parents to get A distance on everything or can I cope with just B for career races?
>>557828986The full optimal race rotation calls for C~B or higher in Mile, Mid, Long, and Turf.
Yeah guess Aimi is for Ebayan afterall
I will the inumusumes
I will only the ohimba inumusumes if such if such a thing even exists.
I want to maintain a professional relationship with my uma musume
>>557836129Unfortunately umamusume do not care about your wants or desires.
>>557802473>greatnessheart's cry sucks as a sire's sire
>>557812336>meineryou realize that's a crown name, right
>>557826313
>>557812336>MeinerFanrong died?!
>>557836998>>557837402https://x.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/2024048803708563673It's exactly that
>>557837104I want to goon (help a supervillain rob a bank).
>>557842083Is it possible that they might go the Satono route and just become another normal owner instead?
Meiner Love when
>>557842106
>>557812336>raise golshi stud fee>multiple golshi progeny die>tabaru 13th at arima>one of main customers implodesI fuckin love chaos. Either its going to get a lot worse or some random golshi spawn will be super successful as karmic rebalance.
>>557825943Personally, I'm a masturbator myselfAlong with other classic titles such as:>Tallywhacker>Nuttybuddy>Edgemaster>Starfish>Spermodynamic Physicist>Freak>WetdreamerAmong others…
Palmer is a wonderful uma with nothing to hide.
>>557852125This post was fact-checked by real Mejiro patriots as True
>>557825025holy sexooooo
hoping for more sexy mares...
>>557860857This mare is all I need
>>557861030
>>557861076Hmmmm, yes, I will now pleasure myself with this creature.
>The PC version update bumps up the frame rate for Lives>Physics mode now broken
>>557866012so that's why they put Umapyoi (now with 60 FPS!) on jewtube
>>557861641we know lemaire
Harrowing
She's almost here.
But I’ve already came.
>February Stakes this Sunday>Still no barrier draw>Actually, the field is not even setWhat?
>>557873396>>557875153Can’t wait to finally roll for Ai-chan
>>557873396>>557875153almond is OUTcalandagan soon
>>557876451Isn't that normal? They should announce the gate on Friday.
>ユーザ情報の取得に失敗しましたIs anyone else getting this with DMM?
>>557876451That's normal, other than Arima with live barrier draw they'll be updated on Friday
https://x.com/chudokuzzz/status/2024097289061667130Was confused why King won't ride Costa Nova for upcoming February S but it all makes sense now
>>557888231And King was mainly contracted under Hori, which's why she's on Tojours
>>557888231It's fucking Kimura again.
>>557888231This is peak Kimura. I'm surprised people are still defending him after the Lilac incident blew up in his face.
>single free rolls on support gachaCygenerous...
>>557889267Bro, it's anni in 5 days. Just hold your cum for a second.
>>557888231https://x.com/chudokuzzz/status/2024251830226866477>Lememe: I think Kimura has a plan, but he's not telling me.>Kimura: Get the start right. Get the start right. Get the start right. (with extra word fluff)
I have a professional relationship with my osananajimi.
>>557889625>Get the start right. Get the start right. Get the start rightI wanna see him started late for the 3rd time in a row
>>557889328Nyo.
>>557888231>>557889625Why do people keep giving him their good horses when he's like this.
i think because Kimura's good track record carry enough weight until recently.
>>557891320you mean, why do "northern clubs" keep giving him good horses. clubs and rich owners who plan to use tenei extensively by default goes to kimura and a few others in miho. And kimura is best among these few
Some anon said they wanted an actual (fake) betting form alongside the race prediction form, but what's the actual formula for calculating betting odds? I'm terrible at math.
>>557873396What's the catch?
owari da...
>>557896623I think every organisation has their own way of calculating it, but I haven't found a single clear formula for calculating the odds, only for the payout.Actually, wait, I could just use JRA odds, couldn't I. Nevermind.
>>557896230Fixed odds? They have their own formulas which they adjust later based on subjective popularity. It's better if you just netkeiba's pari-mutuel odds. But frankly implementing fake betting is too much work, so you don't need to do that anon (I was the one who asked for it)
>>557896742At least you made it well past 26000. I'm at 25960.
>>557896864I'll give it a go for at least February Stakes and see how much actual work it is. If it's just calculating payout then it shouldn't be that hard.I'll just assign each better like 3,000 yen at the start and calculate it from there.
>>557808423My cripple wife... healing
It’s over. Never expected Oguri to job this hard against my recycled CM sashis.
>>557897081Cool then. You can try looking into making AI write a google apps script that scrapes and imports jra odds
>>557896230>not using the opportunity to reference kamen rider wpathetic fanartist
Sigh.
>>557899583The worst part is that you could've gotten at least 700 pts and you would've still had been just kissing the asscheek Plat 3
>>557898405Kamen Rider Umamusume is not that popular yet.
>still on track for Plat 4 despite the rough matching yesterday>oops All UA's again (guest starring US Ikuno)>hopes and dreams shatteredTricked into hoping again award. I'm a plat 3 regular I shouldn't have to keep falling for this.
>>557900354I need sauce for this chron
>>557901663https://x.com/yu_mugu/status/2024332275366973546
>>557900354I need to put my sauce in this chron
No uhh... I just want to rolls Royce.
>>557903773Lock your doors at night
>>557903773Oh no no no
>>557903773Genesis Milethod.
>>557899583I fell short of even this by hundreds of points getting slapped with a fucking 530 round and a 600 round
>>557903773あのさ…
>>557903895Is it even possible to survive this?
>>557836851there's still some unknowns and at the very least what would set him apart from the rest besides pedigree would be that he has the best classics record of the entire crop including the early maturation needed to win 1600 and 2400m G1s against decent competition
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
>>557903773>>557903895dried via umapyoi method.
>>557903895aaaiiieeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
>Royce is aware that imitating another megane won't make her a better one>removing her glasses is like overlapping her characterkek
>>557909587I think she looks fine eitherway.
>>557909587The scene where her contact lenses got stuck somewhere and started hurting her eyes scared me.
The Symboli clan...
>>557910690>a mishap because your eye contact lenses stuckholy shit. Now I remember why someone I know refuse to use them, she was saying better to wear glasses than go blind.
sorry to barge in senpai, but what's the general use for the new year opera? I got her and looked up, it says she's a great parent but no general answer and I can't get answers there because everyone is being a faggot right now
>>557914117Her unique works for basically everyone and has trivial activation conditions while being stronger than most (0.25, most inherits are 0.15).
>>557914117She is primarily a parent because she works in tandem with the final leg skills you proc on top of the skills you've already proc'd mid-raceAlso>I can't get answers there because everyone is being a faggot right nowlmao
>>557914117good pace chaser inherit that gives speed in the last spurt and nearly triggers 100% of the time. also 100% effectiveness (doesn't waste away the speed up during the acceleration phase) in mid and long distances
>>557914337>>557914371>>557914376nice thanks, so it's just a generally good skill like og oguridoes it work on end(closers in jp, like goldship and taishin) too?
>>557914371Kek, those youtubers and their discords are polluting the global threads so every post about gameplay is dubious at best
>>557914532
>>557914532Yes. It's so generically good that you can't go wrong taking it aside from specific short and mile tracks.
>>557914532The only real condition is to be within the top 4 400 meters before the goal. If your lobby is front-heavy you might have issues, but if it's balanced or back-heavy then any time it doesn't activate means you're not winning anyway.
>>557914931I think Donna should be apprehended for being too erotic
>>557914963I agree, but I get the feeling she wouldn't stay in custody for very long though...
>>55791496395% of the Tracen student body would be eligible if that were actual grounds for arrest.
>>557914963Oh yeah, it's Donna's birthday tomorrow. She would've been 17.
>>557919454>would'veFuck...
>>557919454breh
>Royce already implanting ohimba memories in first episodenyoo!!!!!
Digitan is actually kinda sexy, now that I think about it...
>>557919759???:どけ!!この方はもうわたしの幼馴染だぞ!!
>>557921789It took me this long to realize that Digitan is just a less perverted version of this girl. Cygays really love reusing designs.
>>557921789sex digitan...
https://x.com/BreakRunOut25/status/2024428629552517442Eclair hogging all the ladies again.....
>>557897081>>557897356slapped together a betting simulator that takes all types of bets you can make with JRA. Hope a few anons can test it - dacchi.gudnight.fyirunning it off a cheapass server so forgive me if its slow
>>557923391I am getting a white page after registering
>>557923301Dura, send your ghost energy to get Dura Erede’s owners to send him to the studs.
>>557923391>>557923484 (me)ok I just had to go back to the login page and click login. The redirect from registration is broken tho
>>557923034My poor Eclair's going to run out of cream.
>>557923391No return menu from place bet's page, can't remove bets already placed, also umatan should be exacta with the ">" sign, while umaren is quinella
>>557924626Thanks. Will fix the symbol and navigation agter I write the race card scraper. As for the placed bets not being deletable, that's how I planned them to be, to replicate early buyers remorse lol. Will make them editable/deletable if people find it ass
>>557922212I love this idiot so much.
i just realized the masters challenge page fittingly uses a track from the cingray OST. or was it originally from the game all along?
>>557922212I'm still waiting for my Forte uma
60fps mode is for lives only?
>>557928896It's from CG OST.
60fps osananajimi menishuki
they will never top menishuki..
2019 ohimbas... I need bouquet
I'm ready for daring tact
>>557931354>>557933789Squishing Chrono's soft cheeks...
>>557934106No you're not.
>>557923391Goddamn, that's way cleaner than my shitty google sheet. Well done.
I'm tired of himbasI feel exhausted
Cheer up, I'm sure the focus will be on something else after this anni. I'm still hoping it'll be a dirt focused year.
Buena knitted the pink hat in uma canon.Also Gentil’s birthday officially.
God I want more himbasGive me Lys Gracieux, Marialite, Straight Girl, Normcore, Apapane, Dance in the Mood, Heavenly Romance, Queen's Ring, Meisho Mambo, Kiss to Heaven, Harp Star, Sinhalite, Soul Stirring, Silk Prima Donna, Deirdre, Aventura, Phalaenopsis, Biwa Heidi, Hokuto Vega, Yamanin Sucre, T M Precure, Joie de Vivre, Danon Fantasy, Resistencia, Sodashi, Geraldina, Uberleben, Akaitorino Musume, Songline, Liberty Island, Aerolithe, Lily Noble, Lei Papale, Blumenblatt, Stars on Earth, Dyna Actress
>>557937131>白>pinkMy anki and reading comprehension have failed me.
this man is held in prison by ohimbas
>>557929998Yes and it looks weird as fuck when camera pans.
You guys are crazy. Why would my wonderful uma ever do anything like that?
>>557937592no im not
>>557939230Imagine the fan harassment.
Soon
I love this series.
>>557941606Why are ningen such sluts, sisters?
>>557941437Yes, soon.
Leaked anni
>>557942041They can't help it. That's why we have to watch over them.
>>557942357Ebatan
>>557942041>gran is clearly in the wrong>blame it on ningens?
>>557942763>your beloved ohimba trainee>in the wrong
Looks /uma/ enough
>>557765061almond eye is washed up and old news. the new hotness is forever young
>>557944028They played you for a fool, Anon. Sweepy will always be essential to the meta. They will never ban players using it.
>>crosspostingwhy?
Nothing really different in here and /uma/ now that I see the contents in here
I am deducting points from your social credit score for that post blue demon.
>>557946065It gets hard to not fall for the fake new thread with the schizo JP spammer in the global thread
>schizo JP spammerWhat in the fuck are you both talking about?
DaiSca already mogged her torena and had her way with himAnd she's a himba from year 1There's nothing wrong with current himbas
>>557947346I can explain dacchiSomeone on Global linked to this thread before new bread was baked for global (that's why they made those posts here)There is a guy in the global thread that constantly complains about people posting jp content (especially disliking the one stegofag that posts in there)The same guy also dislikes when people post anything not gameplay-related, so when we were watching and posting about Saudi Cup he was seething
Βύβλος
finished the functionality part of the simulator. reset the db once and will reset it again tomorrow for a fresh start with february. On that note, does anyone know a easy way to automate scraping odds column from netkeiba? Also any images (preferably under 50kb) for backgrounds or header, footer corners are welcomeI hope you have a look at it at dacchi.gudnight.fyi
>600pts on average in PlatAnother Plat 4 missed, fuck LoH.
>>557937297you forgot dance in the mood's successful big sis Dance Partner
>>557952670So assuming one makes bank, what else can dacchibucks buy?
seeeexxx
>>557923034>EclairMay as well Equinox or Doudo.
>They turned her ass into Majin Buu candyNyooo…
>>557747515
>>557960293for one billion dacchibucks, you'll get one signed marriage form to be given to your uma.
>>557965798kek fucking dork
>>557965798
Looks like Hamtan finally recovered from his injury and is back in training nowhttps://x.com/tnracing_keiba/status/2024540813410390135
Is Helios actually in love with Ruby or it’s just the typical yuribaiting?
>>557974656Well, yeah. RL Helios (male) would stop what he was doing and stare at RL Ruby (female) whenever she passed by.
>>557975314Yes but just because they had a real life interaction doesnt mean that it will always transfer to the game, otherwise most of the characters would already be in relationships with eachother.
>>557976014There probably was some level of attraction, since spectators reported that Helios tried harder when Ruby was in a race with him.Having said that, uma is also a tribute to not the horses but also the fan sentiment towards them. And at the time, due to both their frequent head to heads and racing styles (niger and oigomi), the fans romanticized a romantic relationship.So upon further review, the one sided romantic relationship in uma is adopting the already existing sentiment among the fans.
>>557974656In-game? Helios is a gal so she throws the word love around for everyone, but Ruby is definitely special to her. You could chalk it up to her really, really wanting to befriend Ruby, but Helios actually gets depressed when Ruby starts genuinely smiling to Mirako (thin). I'd say she's actually in love with Ruby. She's not even for (you) in her own campaign, which is a hell of a thing.
Feb S' barrier result's out.
https://x.com/shiraoifarm/status/2024604910801612988new dodo baby
>>557987261>Dam Sire: Sir PrancealotYay, more foreign blood.
