Previous: >>557756779>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/REMEMBER - WE AT /UMA/ LOVE MANT/TRACKBLAZER AND ONLY CASUALS WILL QUIT OVER IT
I LOVE TB
I really should have created a dummy Seiun lineage with THH and AAS while the half tp event was up so pace and front parent runs just instawin with AAS inherit
HERE WE GO
kingu love
>>557781497terrorblade?Tankbuster?Tuberculosis?
Got My burner account in Le Fishe
Now that we established /uma/ uses uma.guide, should we at it back to the OP?
>>557781668>at it
>>557781627Too busy yanking it to Taishin
>>557781668>at it backBut yes, whoever took it out is a fag who gets topped by a turbo autist tranny
Sorry but I will keep on using mutate because it's a funny word to me. I always picture myself as picrel doing ungodly experiments to my trainees it cracks me up.
I believe torena-kun is smarter than that and will report and ignore
>>557781627I'll tell you tomorrow
Finals soon.Post your WAR face.
Does anynone know if Fantasy Pasa unique works on the dirt CM?I'd like to use her over regular
>>557781497It's been 8 years since he died. You need to let him go.
>>557781773As late, yes.
PC or LS XOguri for Dirt CM?
>>557781749>>557781716Sorry, I'm phoneposting...
HACHIMIHACHIMIHACHIMIIIIII
>>557781901Of course you are.I hope hiromoot makes phoneposters solve 3 captchas before posting.
>>557781885pace, gamble with hydrate/preferred position, get creek/pasa inherit
>>557781771
DONG DONG QIANG GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS IT’S THE YEAR OF THE H O R S E and you know what that means, you qipao SLUTSIt’s time to mount your TOREENA with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges and ride on the THICCEST HONGBAOS Get your secret love notes ready for your 训练员’s STALLION 红包能量 and text your closest COCKcubines to come visit TracenDon’t forget to ride your trainees and sip on BAKKWA juices to summon MARVELOUS CARAT BLESSINGSSend this to 888 of your MOST BAKUSHIN CM-WINNING SLUTS and manifest a SEDUCTIVE UMA PYOI this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 8 replies, your 大肉干 will taste like hay If you get 88 your 年年有 yellow gate becomes 年年有 rainbow gate If you get 888 back, your flat Chinese ass will be neighing HUAT AH all year!!
>>557781989Wouldn't Maru be better than Creek this time?
>>557781721must be one of the spies that got in
>>557781497Tis a solemn undertaking
>>557782025Maru’s procs too early
>>557781771Bakushin randomly decided to lock in and win 3 races in a row during round 2My team is definitely not A finals materialsend help
>>557782025No, redshift will proc too early if you're playing Pace.
>>557781952
>>557780728Seeing as you only have access to that server pretty much outs who you already. Kicking you shouldn't do damage to the rank too since you're not one of the high earners.
>>557782069>>557782101What about Taiki's?Creek seems weak
my team has always performed better when i ran a frontrunner, but i've only had the frontrunner with 2 races totali can't tell if it's better to run a third pacer that's actually trying to win or if that 'team comp' actually mattered
>>557782021For a second I thought this was a post about fun race rooms like we used to have...
>>557781834thank youi'm assuming I should still get pump+mommy+oyl etc
Very important poll for Sprint CM finalshttps://poal.me/udw9qehttps://poal.me/udw9qehttps://poal.me/udw9qe
>>557782021honestly? based i used to hate Chinese words but now i find them funny
>>557782189too early unless you can delay it>Creek seems weakI'm talking about Mummy's hug, not pure heart
>>557782189Farm Tamamo’s if you want something stronger. 1 in 7 chance to get the right pink spark, though.
I learned you cannot type fuku in club chat but you can type her full name and matifukuOr maybe it was tripping on something else idk
>>557781905
>>557781771GAOOO!
>>557782182Please also dox and publicly shame that faggot, bringing discord shit in here
>>557782182>the high earners have their own secret discord clubLmao.
bros EVERYONE is losing hope for MANT it's NEVER been more over
>>557781885Front with moxie
>>557782251yeppers, the usual late skill set for mile.
>>557782292Yeah, Mummy. Seems like a copium option>>557782310Didn't know Tamamo had accelToo bad she's pretty much impossible to make as ace unless you're a whale
>>557782182Yeah, doxx the nigga so he doesn't join any other club.
>>557782284Not helping you plan your team
>>557782284Is poal dead
>>557782513>Yeah, Mummy. Seems like a copium optionPlancha and Mummy are the only accels available for pace
>check what dirt sparks i haveg-go on without me, umadachis...
>>557782251pump seems like a huge gaslight, it can only trigger on late race corners and there's only a very small stretch of track where it can trigger during which you will probably not be 6th
If I'm making a XOguri for Aquarius, is it better to use Kitasan + Biko, or Kitasan + Fuku + Sweep? The other cards would be Riko + 2 or 3 Wit. Or maybe just Kitasan + Fuku and hope I hit 1200 speed?
>>557782570me on the right if my boyfriend was brianme on the left if CF was my gf
557782570SEA wrote this.
>>557782621Exactly the same as Cancer Cup if you've played during it
>>557782640Depends on if you're running her front, pace, or late.
>>557781548>Built-in ground workMust pull
>>557782741who the fuck is cf
>>557782743>SEA>iToddlers
>>557782182This makes doxxgenesis proud
>>557782640Kitasan+Sweep is more than enough
>>557782621>>557782763it's fine I wanna run her anyway as long as it's good enough for grade a finals
>>557781548>no ttlglue
>>557782598Don't be like that
>>557781548>doesn't have to use the dogshit bourbon cardMust pull
>>557781771She got this as a frontrunner
>>557782852
nice meta card chuds$600 for this
what are people's finals team compsdoes it actually matteri wasted some runs on trying to make a front daiwa but i can't get groundwork on her so she's practically useless
>>557781771CURREN CUP
>>557782440I don't spoil myself on future content, and focus on what's on the plate right now, therefore I cannot be shaken.Man who lives in past, etc. etc.
Should i doxx Le Fishe cord?
>>557783045the girl on the picture is not buenavista you retard
MANT is coming and so will I
>>557783072Real fukutards did not pull for that fuku card because they would not be able to run herI think it was a wise choice.
>>557781548>default potential skills enable her to activate groundworkwhat an insane esports unit what the fuck
>>557783125Do it if they don't change their name back to Bricked or anything better than a reddit club name
>>557783150more like bonervista
>>557783084>what are people's finals team comps2 pace 1 late>does it actually matteryes, or else PDM will rape you and your triple pace
>>557782440>>557783124*spoils you*>>557783150rude much?
>>557783125you can't/won't, nor do I believe you can/would/will, but sure, do it.
>>557781548>borrow slot permanently tied to turbo speedguh
It's time for her to WIN!
>>557780728>>557782182>>557782868I told you guys S and A+ /uma/ clubs have discord a long time ago except Le Fishe.
>>557783125dont do eet they'll be Le Finished
Do all A+ clubs and up have discords?
k-kingu...
>>557783306Nothing is permanent.
>>557783220
>>557782617I guess Taiki/Maru and the Mejiro's are for Late and End?
>>557783376Some B clubs too
>>557783376No. I'm in an A+ club and we have no discord. we have a ryanfag tho, he's fun
Dancho just downvoted my post in the club subreddit...
>>557783417>pussy spread>somehow still a cameltoeAm I just a massive virgin or it doesn't make sense
>>557783376dacchis doesn't
i like juvenile fillies
>>557783349Godspeed, trainer.
>>557783436Except your celibacy
>>557783521>spoilerThat's even worse
>>557783376Fan slaving is a very coordinated task
>no double sparkI die
>>557783556It's just AIslop being slop.
>>557783540>subreddit
>>557783571...
>>557783571
Hello /uma/! I have a question! Is it better to run Oguri Cap as in Peak as a Pace or a Late in the Dirt CM? Hope you have a good day today and tomorrow if you're rolling for Valentine Bobo or Valentine Eishin that you get some super duper mega good rolls!
>>557783664Do not ponder
>いいこ いいこThoughts?
>>557783571Hanshin, right?
>>557783556both
>>557781905Torepi rape
I hope all dramafags and doomniggers will lose the upcoming CM Final!
>>557783589You’re ugly.
>>557783759End
>>557783653every A+ club has one unc
>>557783789why does hanshin always get juvenile fillies
>>557783816why are her arms so chubby?
>LITTERALLY had a a sign in her stable that said "beware rabid dog">not considered an uma inuI DEMAND A RESPONSE FROM THE INU MUSUME COUNCIL
>>557783571I'm more of a juvenile colts fan
>>557783770wrong thread hippie
>>557783125wouldn't be the first time the discord leaks in here i think last time it got posted when there were people watching each other do pulls in the voice channel
>>557783881We're all uncs here
>>557783759Late.
>>557780728>>557782182Ingame chat is useless what do you want us do retard? We had enough of the gaslighting in /uma/
>>557783923at almondlove we all watch dancho's pull out game but idk if you want to see that...
>>557781771D:
>>557783460Taiki just doesn't work at all as an inherit. Maru and Ryan inherits work for both late/end.Dober's pretty weird since it can theoretically fire too early, but with End Closers you can delay getting 6th. Just be careful since I don't think it can activate at all once late-race starts. Personally I'd still just run Maru since the window for activation is wider (1st to 5th place, final corner and beyond) but if you're concerned with affinities then just get a velocity inherit via Rudolf/Oguri.
i think i shouldve ran bakushin as a front and used a different uma for my second paceseems like bakushin is the only front who can actually win a race
>>557783197I MLB'd that card because I forgot Fuku can't run it. I picked that over pulling Wit nature....
>>557784025use irc
>>557784025then why are you still here
>>557784078normal Suzuka easily wins
>>557784025go away
>>557783125Do it, they're going to die this month anyway
>>557784114to fun post>>557784086its for convenience for younger members
>>557784084My condolences.
https://jiggie.fun/e8Q17Ahttps://jiggie.fun/e8Q17A
>>557781354When are they going to announce the next anime already? We should have at least have an official "Cinderella Gray Season 2 is in production" PV by now.
>>557784203>to fun postThe thread is bad because of you and your club members being browns about it.You should stick to your discord and the VFcord where you can discuss your uma.guide theorycrafting, leave this thread alone.
ryan LOVE
>>557784350dumb bitch, win your races
>>557784203ironic shit posting is still shit posting, browny lover
>>557784346times changed, nothing wrong with using uma guide its more useful than game(((torah)))
>>557781138halp
>>557783125>>557783923here I found it https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553954372/#553965669
>>557783851I think this cat is trying to gaslight me!>>557784021Bweh, guess I'll be running double lates with Fantasy Pasa and OG Oguri then...guess I better find a pace or front to pair them up with. Thanks for answering Anon.
Remaking my sprinters for B Finals, do I take the groundwork gaslight, or do I fall for the rushing gale/turbo sprint gaslight?
The next anime should be about Rudolf
>>557784123normal suzuka needs to be really strong to win at all, she can't sack wins the way pacers can
Mambo!
>>557781771I believe on my honses
do NOT look at the player numbers we are NOT surviving MANTblazer
>>557781354Sex with loli Dia
>>557784394if i can get 800k+ fans in a run on her, you can too
the next anime should be about mejiro
>>553965669>Trony using discordIm not shocked
>>557784670bwo, the next 4 years will be oguriwank
>>557781771I barely broke 50% wr, I'm cooked
So this is how Uma&Co fall off. You'd expect Mambo to be the one falling of like this but no, it's another A+ club.
>>557782620dirt 3 is nutty though but then it's not a dirt S CM, maybe if youre mutating
Another targeted hit by the umaclub mafia......
You guys are fucking retarded.
Hmmm I'm getting weird vibes from this thread
A+ and S clubs are all tryhards that ended up needing to use discord.
Is ignite spirit PWR and WIT locked forever to unity or do they reappear later?
>>557784826espo and bro love
>He didn't get over 60% WR in one of the easiest to build CMs to dateWow that's kind of...pathetic you know Toraina. Well you probably did your best. Even if your best was wimpy. Your increasing age is probably making it harder to train your horses properly.
>>557784985they're locked to unity and inheritance. we get new scenario skills for MANT.
>>557784730GOld Shi gag manga adaption will save us
So pretty and cute....
>>557784985they appear later in unity pro max
>>557782920I think that way too. Turf S was recommended in the case you don't hit your accel, but the problem is if you don't hit your accel you lose anyway. Power is such a shitty cope stat. I'm too lazy to remake my aces so I just let it ride with Turf S.
>>557784516i see myself there
>>557784985they're locked to the scenario if you want them you have to loop them in. JP tryhards loop in every scenario skill worth while into their legacies
nothing wrong with discord if its not some public tranny server
>>557783759Might as well run her as pace, her ult isn't position-dependent like Taiki and Pasa
>have to use this piece of shit now for v-day Bourbon for ttlIt's a fucking gamble, too... well, better than nothing. I don't even have her at 1LB...
>>557785023Are the MANT skills any good?
>>557784985There will be Aoharu 2 : Electric Boogaloo later on and you can get Ignite spirits easier without needing to lock into one stat
Is this how I build HankkOguri for Aqua?I wanted to go pace but got slick surge and said fuck it and this happened and doesn't look terrible
>>557785018Being in B Finals is actually more fun since theres more soulful umas that race.
>>557785018Must impregnate bratty director.
>>557785156>my cute boy>as a gay faggot ass cat
>>557785167She's a front runner for aqua
>>557785139just get early lead bwo
fuck it, I'm going back to ol' reliable. I will be making a debuffer for finals.>stamina drainer?no, I'm not that retarded
>>557782920the real sauce was late game velocity carry over
>>557784554you don't believe in her enough
>>557784952autis/uma/ doesnt have a discord chat thoughand half of their members do 1-2 runs a day
>>557785167stamina too high, wit too low
>>557785350damn your WR crashed 4rze
>>557784815Club list update when? Discord clubs need to be shamed. VF affiliated clubs need to be double shamed.
>>557785139TTL is nowhere near as essential as you think when you have built in escape artist + early lead on a costume event
>>557784670the next anime should be about Gold Ship
>>557785431That would kill half the clubs
>Got all my favorite umas, anyone else I want is years away>Plenty of leftover free carats>Can't be bothered to min-max support cards>Can't be bothered to keep rerunning Career and dailies ad infinitumI think I forgot to unlock a game mode somewhere, it normally isn't this easy for me to walk away from grindy anime gacha bullshit.
>>557785431the only Vf affiliated club is the one Oberon is in
Will we ever get more afternoon and night races?
>>557785431those discords are just clubs with /uma/ members the clubs that recruit from discord for non /uma/ people are the ones that get marked
Are you guys retarded? Why don't you just win?
>>557785493And that's a good thing.Get your brown ass out of here.>>557785575Uma & Co. Promotes uma.guide, the VF website.
>>557785274>>557785451Oh right, she has that secret event for Early Lead. Damn, they REALLY wanted to fix Bourbon because her OG is just that fucking terrible.
>>557785410Think I'll try 2spd 4 wit this time but with a ssr Neicha
NaniwabrosYou guys are building Tamamo Cross for Dirt next CM right?We be killing spics and birds next CM
> one of my weaker but turf s bakushins has won multiple of my practice rooms...do i switch over?
>>557785612uma.guide is better than whatever gaslight this thread farts out built my pasa following that and she's been winning every race
>>557785721does she beat your current team in practice rooms? you should check that
>>557785575what the fuck, no I'm not, I'm a seriru guy
>>557785707>F>ENyo
>>557785638my front oguri survives spot struggle and finishes the race with 409 stamina. you can definitely go lower with late.
You want 601 stamina for Aquarius for the Speed Boost. Don’t listen to anyone in this thread right now. We’re being raided.
>>557785757So you agree you should stick to your VFCord that uses uma.guide instead of staying in this thread. Get your brown ass out of here.
>>557785707>F/E Apitutde for Dirt and Mile
youfuckingcuntbitchass>wanna start it up for the first time in a longer while>update, uninstall and reinstall paddle-gpu>start it up>THERE IS AN UPDATE TEHEE :333
omatsuri mambo!
That's going into my cringe compilation
>>557785423
No more gaslighting.
>>557785810
>>557785963People can go where they please, deal with it jabroni
>>557785980Trust the MANT plan
>>5577861422 people with VF clantags doesn't make the entire club VF-affiliated
>>557786171ya, that you should chill the fuck out and go fishing>>557786202not even what that post is about, or the readme change.
>>557785963yep I agree I can just use uma.guide and browse /uma/ like usual
i can't shake the feeling that there is a way to build taiki that will actually work that i haven't found yetbut i think it might be time to give up. maybe just one last suzuka run to see if i can highroll. although even then i won't expect much out of her, i just don't wanna touch my other acesi tried air groove for a little but her unique never procced as pace and lates have not worked at all so far, but i never actually built a late version of her
>>557786142STOP DOXXING YOU TRANNY
>>557781548People are pulling her for Meta value, but she might be worth pulling as a Groundwork parent alone.Since she's literally got everything needed in her kit, you can literally run any cards without needing to like run Smart Falcon Power anymore and just breeze through your Parent runs.
>approaching brown hours>thread goes to shitlike cockwork
>>557786142>discord clubI thought Oberon was on an /uma/ club this whole time guess it makes sense
>>557785451You get early lead if you have 60k fans by Senior Feb? That's piss easy.
>>557781771I will be happy as long as my umas do their best and it doesn't come down to things like late starts.
>>557785980just start it without updating bwo
>>557786352I haven't seen Oberon in a room here in a long time. I thought he quit
>>557786313>you can literally run any cards without needing to like run Smart Falcon Power anymore and just breeze through your Parent runsyou can already do this via looping
New Mambo just dropped
>>557786352>>557786142Oberon did nothing wrongSeriru is just an entry level umatuber who cant win the biglyDamn even that California baldy Mambo has more CM wins than seriru
>>557786453I did, not the point. Just annoyed there was a last minute (meaningless readme) update. It surprised me, slightly annoyed since I had to double check what it was. Uma Musume.
>>557786142half of you niggers have tranny ass usernames
>>557786349>yuro time = arabs>burger time = spics>SEAnig time = SEAnigsIt's always brown hours
>>557786653post yours
>>557786542kino
who the fuck is oberon
>>557786472nah he's just in the VF discord chilling, it's easy to find him there
>>557786705Stop glazing at the shitty nip faggot and deal with the facts, he suck.
>>557786674I need more front friends to run my Seiun with and I skipped smaru because she's a hag in a bikini
>>557786692some hours are browner than others
>>557786674>tag: emotionless_sex
>>557786557This post was brought to you by Uma & Co. A VF Cord subsidiary.
>>557786770rope now
>>557786674
Finally something useable
>>557786852lol melty over some unskilled niptuber, /uma/ has fallen this low
>>557786518uma rape....
>>557786832oh from fgo
Acktually. SWEEPY, YOU HERE FAG? Got a (hopefully) minor request of you. Would it be possible to add a skill filter, for the dif types, making it quicker to mass blacklist things? For example I'd like to blacklist every single recover and green skill, make it speed buy only, which is obviously a huge and lengthy mess. >>557786542>only 480pPretty please gimme the source on that, wanna test somethin
Give me an uma wife.
>>557787009tokai teio
>>557786518teio WOULD do thisDia would NOT do this
>>557786865>>557786892
there's nothing wrong with being in B finals
>>557786674>tags: emotionless_sex, emotionless_pregnancy, emotionless_birth
>>557787065I hate Tokai Teio give me someone else.
>>557787165you don't really have a choice, anon.
>>557787152hot beyoooooooond believe
>>557786943please use rope according to your weight class, extra thick parachute rope just for you
>>557786692Not very Nice
DACCHIS DANCHOU WHY ARE WE STILL 29/30
>>557786692THEIR kind LOVES weeb shityou know the type that im talking about
>>557783664...Don't.
>>557787123The B in B finals stands for Boobs
>>557787221No point in arguing, it's probably some brown teenager from a discord server
>>557787009bitter glass
Found this very nostalgic sounding remixAlso, I thought Youtube recommendations not working is just on my machine, turns out it's happening to everyone too.>>557786971dozohttps://youtu.be/POj9m1xMs4E>>557787249It's time consuming (like with all other RPGs) but it's worth playing
>>557787418what kinda porn you want chief. ill serve some up, name a character and ill post them. first one wins
>>557786674Someone post the Season 2 pic. You know the one.
>>557787418Because only yuri works, and I’m all out of yuri
>>557783770Mommy.. babubabubabu...
>>557787394
explain matikanetanhauser personalityhard mode: no mambo
>>557787509Happy Meek
>>557787573cute chinese boy girl
*blocks your path*
>>557784670Mejiro Bright anime soon.
I am the real Oberon. AMA
>>557787585NEPOHIRE
Which Uma forgets to wear deodorant sometimes
>>557787634rape stupid ningen bitch unlike umamusumes she is weak
>>557787418my bugs under a rock Haru is ready
>>557786794I'm the opposite, I pulled S.Maru and skipped Seiun because she's a boyuma that likes fishing
>>557787724Shinko (Stinko) Windy.
>>557787694Post butthole
>>557787509sugar light
>>557787694Why do yumejoshis love you so much?
>>557787796that's not a question
>>557786674>>557787513
>>557787573NOOOO STAYGOLD DON'T LET THAT CHUD EVOLVE HE'LL RAPE THE GAME
>>557787857About tree fiddy
>>557787857I'm an anime primaryfag so I knew most of them before global came out. Never played in the jp server.
>>557787828I have no idea what that is
>>557787585le underdawg that always tries but she isn't a downer like nature about it
>>557787849>>557787979You’re useless
>>557786674She's a very likable character in her career story.
>>557787857not longYear1 umas are very distinctiveexcept Bamboo and her 1 clone
>>557786674she's actually quite sweet and wholesome
>>557787387Fuck Kyrgyzstan
anal sex is disgusting
>>557787857prove it RIGHT NOW FAKE FAN
>>557788139nice
>>557787854is he that strong
>>557788139
>>557788181>Almond Eye is the first horse in the foregroundGlobal umas friend
>tazuna's had enough of your bullshit>in this scenario, training facilities cannot level up
>>557788095i warned ya bud
>>557788181I see like 7 Kitasans help
>>557788181Bqouet cuteGran Alegria cute
Say something nice about Yaeno Muteki.
>>557788313PROVE IT RIGHT NOW CHUD
>>557788420cute spearhead hair
>>557788420i like her, but i like bamboo memory more
>>557788139I never realized it, but apparently Pasa's tits are bigger than Sunday. Her default racing outfit hides it very well.
>>557788420I think she's cuter than Bamboo Memory
>>557786674>kuudere/autism>no social skills but still tries her best>learns to express and understand her emotions with (You)>sometimes smiles in a very cute way>great voice>curvy, pretty eyes and nice hair>cool ult animation>wins races by being 1st from beginning to end, a very honest and straightforward style that embodies her pure heart
>>557788181Liking horses, like real ones, is a female trait. Keibabwos are alright, but yeah, you guys have a weird hobby.>but keiba is part of japanese culture not associated with genderBut you're not Japanese. In the west, it's girls who like horses.
>>557788424Special Week is the purple one
>>557788420She is very cute
>>557788181can keibafags tell these umas apart
>>557788534>teiofag>shit talking keibabrosokay then
>>557788534horses have always been, and still are a very manly animala man losing his horse in war was one of the only things thatd get you off the front line for a few days rest during ww1
>>557788420I like the event where you can tell her she has a silly side and she gets embarrassed and runs away
WAIT FOR REAL?NO CAP?
>>557787219Trainers and trainees have to sign a contract.I don't sign it.
>>557788563Almond Eye and her ICONIC bow (shadow roll) is right there
>>557788139nice pubic hair
>>557788534betting on horse racing is a male dominated hobby in every part of the world, what the fuck are you talking about
>>557788765You THINK you didn't sign it.
>>557786674She's basically a flesh sexbot
>>557787585dumb but cute
>>557788706he talked about this before, so probably, yeah
Eat shit you fucking loser
>>557788706Yes, but quantity is almost always better than quality, since bursts are so valuableThe order of XP granted goes Wit>Speed>Guts>Power>Stam
>>557788858>>557788876Damn MANT is already near and aoharu is soon ending, and I'm only finding about this now
>>557788706wit arrows or wit bombs
>>557785846Yeah I did too many pow trainings. Can I survive the huge slope with less than 1k pow?
>>557788618I'm not shit talking, I said you guys are alright. Just pointing your female oriented hobby out.
>>557788706gaslight hearsay with no demonstrated effect
>>557788986Arrows
>>557788861King Halo wouldn't say that
>>557786674She calls you "Master" and has a welfare card that's a core item for every front runner besides parents, the LEAST I can do is gamble $400 to get her.
>>557788876Huh so /v/'s tutorial was the right one all along? I feel like I need to apologize to them for laughing and dissing their tutorial
>>557786674Her canonical trainer is like a dragon.
Teiofags are getting really uppity again
>>557788534>But you're not Japanese.Are you trying to pick a fight?
>>557789029Calling appreciating hons a "female trait" is fucking silly, if not straight up dumb.Guess cowboys, mongols and others were all a bunch of woman then.>THEY DIDN'T CARE FOR HORSES, THAT WOULD MAKE THEM GAYTeio-bro, please...
>>557788534Horse Racing is a sport bwo. Liking particular horses is just like being a fan of an athlete on a sports team.
>>557788181
>>557788534teioniggers are worse than tachyfags
>>557788534TEIBROS NOT AGAIN
>>557789164Nobody's better than Seiun Sky for fronts. Regular Maru is nice for the tracks where Redshift actually works but you're gonna run Maru+Sky for those.
>>557788534What did Napoleon ride onWhat did Genghis ride onWhat did the Revolutionary army rely onWhat is Sanada depicted riding atopStop falling for foid propaganda, a woman could never achieve the same love and companionship a man could with a horse. They treat them as accessories that make them smile and nothing more.
>>557788534>>557789029PLEASEPLEASE STOP USING TEIO AS YOUR REACTION IMAGE OVR REPVTATION IS ALREADY AT ALL TIME LOOOOOOOOOOOW
Dober is CUTE
>>557788534>>557789029
>>557788534Men like the animal, women like what they do with the animal
>>557789264>somebody wants to post dogshit bait>hmm which uma should I use for my post>I know Tokai Teio because her reputation is already shit!>"OHNOONONONONONONO TEIOBROS WHAT'S THIS">somebody wants to post dogshit bait>hmm which uma should I use for my post>I know Tokai Teio because her reputation is already shit!>"OHNOONONONONONONO TEIOBROS WHAT'S THIS">somebody wants to post dogshit bait>hmm which uma should I use for my post>I know Tokai Teio because her reputation is already shit!>"OHNOONONONONONONO TEIOBROS WHAT'S THIS">somebody wants to post dogshit bait>hmm which uma should I use for my post>I know Tokai Teio because her reputation is already shit!>"OHNOONONONONONONO TEIOBROS WHAT'S THIS">somebody wants to post dogshit bait>hmm which uma should I use for my post>I know Tokai Teio because her reputation is already shit!>"OHNOONONONONONONO TEIOBROS WHAT'S THIS"
>>557789419ever since that one survey poster mentioned that us Teiofags were whales that spent over a thousand by the half anniversary, we had very autistic individuals posting coal while hiding behind a Teio image.
I just finished preparing a plan for the dirt CM. I should've done this sooner because it looks like hell for my uma wife. Here I go...
>google horse games>first result is "the best horse games to play on PC">see insideMaybe the Teiobuhi is onto something here bros.
>>557789123Haven’t seen it, so can’t tell you
teiofags are>fat>hypocritical buhis>attacked by slugs at night>have womanlike opinionsanything else?
How many rolls can you spare for Bobo?
>>557789528Finally some sovlfvl post
>>557789603THEY ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>>557789608zero theyre for ayabe
>>557789512>Men like the animal, women like what they do with the animal>women like what they do with the animalCONSIDERING THE DEGENERATE SHIT YOU CREEPS HAVE POSTED SINCE GLOBAL LAUNCHED I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HUMANS WERE A MISTAKE
>>557789608zero because I already have her
>>557789608ONE ticket
is uma just the new mlp
I want to marry an umamusume
>>557788706>>557789031I run my own bot with network data as input so I have some debug values on this, this is average team stats before and after clicking a 2x wit up arrow, 2x speed up arrow, wit explosion with nothing else, speed explosion with nothing else, wit stuff does do more.
post em
>>5577896080, I'm saving for Pocket and the foreign horses from Cinderella Grey. The latter will probably never get added, but a man has the right to dream.
>>557789528grimsuch is the fate of the most popular /uma/
>>557789608i will not be rolling on bobo, i care not for fronts
>>557789603Did you miss that one gay post from a Teiobro
>>557789773No, it's not nearly as popular as that.
>>557789608Zero, I'm going to Air Shakur
>>557789528My condolences to Teiobros for having their oshi used for terrible postsBut also I'm grateful that my wife will never have her rep tarnished like that. God bless.
>>557789803>with network dataNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557789878>one
>>557789603t. nice nature
>>557789878qrd?
>>557789742>he doesn't know what other animals doOh boy, you're not going to survive the burden of knowledge
>>557789528I did this many times as a "Taiki poster" but it didn't work, their reputation remained intact.
>>557789803What the fuck that's actually huge
i never press recreation anymore, if i need a mood up i race and hope etsuko shows up
YOU WILL LOSE CM AGAIN
>>557789608I already have an ace front runner, so I shall be skipping.
>>557788534I went horseback riding as a kid and this guy is right, it's lame and gayshit. you're not a knight charging into battle.
>>557789608I will use my CM tickets on her.The rest of my carats are being saved for my future (soon) wife.
thinking of making a burner to sweepy for my club
Next thread will be better
>>557790110>unable to appreciate the wonders of natureWait you really thought that's how you'd feel you fucking weeb lmao
>>557790156Le fishe....
>>557790156Don't try to burn Sweep. She knows a waterspout spell that will put out the fire right away.
that's it bros i'm swapping to the COOLER alt
jp fags getting uppity again trying to destroy us
I'm pretty sure most of the posts that ruined the Teiobwos image were mostly from real Teiobwos especially the fatfuck one
>>557789608100, any more then she will jeopardize my chances to MLB Finemo
Sorry for liking Teio.And I'm not apologizing if I offended anyone from the big chungus wholesome horseriding club.>>557790210I don't know who you are but this guy can make the worst post ever and no one bats an eye, but if it's from the evil "Teioposters" bunch, then the whole thread goes crazy. It's insane how womanlike this thread behaves.
>drops a jp umaHehehe problem?
>>557790110>you're not a knight charging into battleIt's only a matter of time before AMMA evolves unto UMA.
>>557790295she's the BETTER teio but still deserves to be bullied
The VF fags want to get rid of the JP posters because the JP posters are able to prove their misinformation wrong
Is NY Opera's unique good for Aquarius?
>>557790420
>drops a jp umanishishi problem?
Man I'm sure glad my oshi isn't used as shitposter bait.
/uma/ is just tsundere for TEIO
>>557790421I used to be told that in AMA tournaments you could find the epitome of strenght and masculinity but all I could see was sweaty dudes dry humping each other and every other week someone with a life altering woundIf Buono and Pasa did it I'd be interested desu
>>557790156Mambwo....
>>557789843
>>557790110tourist horseback riding has basically nothing in common actually riding a horse. you were basically carried around as luggage by the laziest horse available.
>>557790539but you are the shitposter
>>557789803>with network dataenjoy your account while it lasts bwo
>>557790452jpfags got everything wrong this cmI had to read game mechanics and analyze the track, it's unbelievable
>>557790324Let me guess, you're an unbiased third party?
Is this worth anything or did the pink fuck it up?
>>557790501
teio ritualposter was the only good teioposter
>>557790438baguetto sexo
Barbin please don't make me spark, I'm sick of having to do that in every single banner...>>557789608I have 63k so we'll see, according to the carat planner I can have a good amount of carats for Inari and Flower and the support banners
>>557790618jpfags really said "run triple pace" as if that doesn't screw up each ace's win conditions lol
The Teiofag is wrong about keiba (I think it's interesting and it's fun learning its history) but he's right about the faggy tendencies of liking horses too much.
>>557790345NTRanon is a woman so she gets a pass
>>557790539That's because she's goonerbait
wait am i supposed to buy concentration on suzukais it with 280 points worth of velocitiesi could get 2 of flashy landing, homestretch haste, straightaway adept
>>557790767Don't ever post that again
>>557790723triple pace is the lowest investment and you just gamble for a win. good job not understanding that retard
>>557790618>>557790723No they didn’t.
>>55778960810 paid + 30 tickets + 16 10 rollsShe IS coming home.
Obama was the last good namefag here
>>557790783if she late starts she insta losesup to you
>>557789843Did mine back here >>557774502 High royalty high IQ team.
>>557790618what was the right things
>>557790783>flashy landingThat ult is garbage though
>>557790783280 sp is worth not losing instantly 1/3 of the time
>>557790663Its fine if you manage to farm all G1 for annifinity, if not remake
>>557790783And none of those will help you proc gw or avoid insta death by late start
Matchmaking was a bit kinder today, up until the last ticket where they decided to give me the most abysmal matchups. Wish they had done it on the hero buff so that I could potentially get better points but it is what it is.
>>557790783you're instafucked if you latestart
>>557790724I agree with that, watching races is kino but videos about horses playing on the snow or kissing each other is very faggy.
>>557790927STEGOOOOOOOOOO
>>557790491I don't really know, but I'll try. A&S+Plancha+Bakarole seems like a nasty combo
>>557790914farmed all but 1 time to glue
>>557790491its literally never bad
>>557791006those aren't all girls
>>557790663depends on the rest of the parent. 1 star for skills is pretty spam outside of for looping but poor odds in inspo
Was that the maximum for the shard gibs? Congrats.
>>557789843Pasa will late start.Bakushin will turbo sprint out of the gate.Kingu will get rushed and win without firing her ult.
Favorite uma of this gentleman?
>>557790945>>557790873>>557790910>>557790915i kinda forgot that it's 4x as good as focus since focus is dogshitwait no am i reading this right, it's 6x as good as focus?
>>557790110Knights on horseback are off-meta and gay anyway. Archers on horseback is the real shit.
>>557791280King Halo is a groomer!?
>>557791280From the looks of it, fat tit cows
>/v/ thread keeps getting deleted
>>557788534Women being obsessed with horses is more a southern american thing no? In my country only old males gives a shit about horses
>>557791304I'd say 10x considering it means life or death
>>557791360Yes, she grooms Urara.
>>557791435
>>557791435Blame Europoor jannies who cant access the game
>>557791435just dont fling shit and you'll be fine here
>>557791435on the first day of the year of the horse, no less
>>557790580Does your Maruzensky do anything? I built a Maruzensky but she just fucking dies.
>>557791514why did you hide what group you're in
>>557791435You can tell when a /v/ thread gets deleted because the Stego spammer and VF posts start showing up.
>>557791545trust me umadacchi
>>557791497 >>557791570that makes zero sense
>>557791532I just hope both Bakushin and Maruzensky are good enough to block Falcon and El and maybe Curren not to get stuck at 9th place for some reason.
>>557790620Teio poster reputation was fine before the fat anon posted, the guy complaining about buhis was well liked enough. So the anon is correct the fat poster is what ruined Teio
>>557791435/v/ jannies really hate Uma for some reason
>>557789843>>557790880Good luck BiwabroReally hope my team clowns on someone more deserving in the finals.
>>557789843I did way better than I expected this CM so that means the rigging is going to be extra hard for my girls this final.
>>557791683they've been bought out by the chinese
Fucking finally.
>>557789843Bakushin is Front btw because my Pace Bakushin keeps losing, I never figured out why. I wish I have Smaru though so I can replace Curren.
>>557791783>native 60 fps and higher res>only took 6 fucking years
sniff sniff umamusume ahhhh
>>557790914Let me check>lost the derby, kikuka, and spring tenno shoUh oh>>557791152Here are Ryan's parents.
>>557789843I believe in the Curren Falco duo
>>557791326>Knights on horseback are off-metaFuck you, spamming the knight line as Franks is still a perfectly fine strategy.
>>557791801>front bakushin>with front falcoWhy are you self-countering
>>557791801Post BakushinIf it doesn't have Speed Star+reliable accels (plancha, mummy, head-on) and midrace velocity it's pretty much dead weight
>>557789843I once again have no clue how I got here but I am satisfied come what may.
>>557789843I like my chances!
>>557791514>>557791612You made it to the secret S final!?
>>557791872it's only for concerts, it says right there on the image
>>557791872>only for concerts
>>557791446horses are basically everything women like about men, but with slightly less upkeep, an actual justification for why they make their living spaces disgusting, and the biggest downside is that you can't really have sex with them.
>>557791932they're going to sabotage each other lmao
getting my oshi ready for the dirt CM, so far she has ran in all distances but the CM after aquarius is gonna be the hardest for me to make her viable
>>557790927how am I supposed to respond to this as a globaltardI'm not the usual jpseether but I don't really understand why you're posting this here, is it that you just want to be acknowledged? "omg it's stego anon hiiii~~" that's it?
stop rizzing me luna...
i wonder if i would've done better by optimizing my curren (she doesn't have groundwork or thh) instead of trying to get the rest of my team up to match her
>>557792002Surely they wouldn't do that right?
>>557791954Here. Thought it was pretty good.
>>557792016you don't have to respond to everything you see, it actually makes you kind of retarded.
>>557791995>and the biggest downside is that you can't really have sex with themwhat an odd thing to point out
>>557792136>powerletguh
>>557791992>>557791982
>>557791370Mayacchi doesn't have fat tits.
>>557791912an 8 stam is good. style spark isn't great but fine for just getting pure stats. Not going to be that ideal for any up coming CM since medium isn't for a while and after MANT when parent standards rise
>>557792016That post didn't even mention or post Stego
>>557791912Borrow a fuku card on her 4 speed 1 creek 1 witI accidentally made her in Unity Cup and got lucky with my run all Miles Medium LongAlso buying Dober skill could be helpful for her.
>>557792206She should
Hit three rows of S ranks now. More satisfying than I though!
>>557792136Low power and only one gamble accel but should be winning I've seen far worst do well
>>557792136Is she losing to teammates or is she unable to keep up?Here's mine as an example. Runs with two fronts.
>>557792294She doesn't need them.
rate this last minute air groove I made for finals.
S+ but professor of curvature was the only gold skill event chain that finished.
>>557792294NO.
>>557791435It's back I think
>>557791992>>557791982hopefully it spreads from there, i'm guessing this is the low hanging fruit MVP for the feature
>>557792320>>557792190>>557792338Legit can't keep up. I think it's the accel.
>>557792346whats the point of the photo if you're just gonna ignore it lmao
>>557790345Tbf there are people who dislike and shit on NTRposter(s) but they also fight back by calling everyone brown or something like that.So it just ends on being a slapfight between two fags.
Why are we still makeing sprint umas
Shhhhh... Urara is sleeping...
>there are women in this thread>there are /v/tourists in this thread>there are Teiobwos in this thread
new cryer
>>557792468
>>557792543You are one of these three, and I don't see Teio in your picture or a vagina under your skirt.
>>557792543if there are females they should strip and show cuntotherwise there are no females
>>557792504Desperation.
uma.guide > /uma/ gaslight advices
>>557792543I think the woman should marry the Teiobwo and make the /v/tourist watch as they mate and create the best uma poster in history.
>>557792648They don’t have cunts, they’re all trans
Post it, losers.>>557792543>there are /v/tourists in this threadI don't think that's remotely as much of a burn as some like to think, considering what a dog shit schizo hole /vg/ is
>>557792701>mogged by a 5 page pdf
>>557788534>teiofaggot>most retarded opinion of all timecrazy how consistent this phenomenon is
>>557792174a lot of horse girls had their first orgasm while riding a horse.
The only good thing about MANT is Blow My Gale
Finally. I've been trying to get this for months now. FUCK TM JOBBER OFUCK ADMIRE JOBBERMEISHO DOTO IS DA BEST NOW!!!!!
>>557792801>replying to an 1 hour old postChecks out with >>557792701 and >>557792543And then there is >>557791435Call me a schizo because I'm starting to see a pattern, nooootice even.
>>557792875I forgot the image!!!!!!! Nooooooooooo
>>557792875Dotovillain...
>>557792701This, uma guide teamcomps will give me my 6th cm win
Honestly I don't see anything blatantly wrong with uma.guide, but I personally will never use it either because it's just gonna tell me what I already know or can figure out myself in 2 mins. Newcuties can use it as reference if they have yet to fully understand the game however.
>>557792867You mean TB Climax
>>557792190power doesnt matter bwo
>>557792846Do you have a source for that claim? I don't want to google "girl horse first orgasm".
>>557792972I'm not gonna climax tuberculosis
>>557792351Looks like the last minute one I made. No turf/sprint S is tragic but she should still do well provided you hit your carryovers.
>>557792969gametora is just difficult to understand especially for nonjp players, umaguide is better.
>>557793072what's a carryover, I just copied my danchou's air groove
>>557792989i googled it instantly
https://spacetwinks.itch.io/you-are-a-horse
This 60FPS is really fucking with me.
>>557793094mmmm umamilk
>>557793094That's my fetish.............
>>557792969Btw, join uma & co. You can apply in our discord and wait in the queue before the start of the new month.
My friend is a genuine teiofag and he's alright maybe we should post more cute Teio to save her reputation :)
>>557792346she is still growing
>>557793098>gametora is just difficult to understandthat's true, many umamusume players have learning disabilities and mental handicaps.
needing to use a stam card to train SMaru is such cancer, I'm not making any progress at this rate. I might have to give up and just use Pasa instead. >no Riko/R Riko>no Finemo>no Seiun Sky>no 7* dirt parentI think my options are to keep struggling with Creek in my deck (Kita/Suzuka/Sunday/Daisca/Bourbon/borrowCreek), or run 50 Pasa careers until I get a 2* stam 2* dirt parent, since the odds of a good Pasa dirt spark are about 2%. I don't know if that kind of grinding is in me, to be honest. Maybe I'll try finding a 9* stam Seiun parent with 6* dirt, but that doesn't seem likely. I've got time to figure this out, at least. Taiki is more or less done and I have an acceptable Shichi that could maybe win some races.
the thing I will miss most about this CM is how fun it is to just spam wit trainings in career
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>>557792931>backreading the thread>see post so atrocious I feel compelled to reply to it and call it retarded>an entirely different schizophrenic retard takes issue with it
>>557793094
>>557793242You can do it again for mile CM.
I'm too lazy to do fan runs
>>557793242you can still do it in aquarius
>>557793108I - don't really know. Something about gaining speed, pausing the speed gain to accel, then resuming the sped gain. I think Groove does it a lot but it is complicated.
>>557793224Click power rainbowsAlso the stat threshold is speed+stam so you can probably skim on some stamina you'll get a white recovery that isn't moxie anyways.
>>557793224Why would you need to use a stam card?
do not date girls with daddy issues
>>557793242Why don't you become a frontgawd? All you need is speed, wit, groundwork, and mid-race velocity skills A front runner with built-in groundwork is even coming out tomorrow so you can dip your toes in the style.
>>557793424Damn, she called you a toaster.
>>557792543>there are women in this threadnot biological, born-with-a-vagina women, there aren't. There might be (probably are) some transsexuals itt, but they don't count as womenningen women don't matter anyway, only umas.
>>557793313This but a single ace run per day
>>557793502>he thinks women don't post on the internet, or use 4chan, or play umaunc we are in 2026
>>557792468oh my goodness
Latest umagrok version just came outIt understands surface-level uma memes
You don't like Fronts because of Groundwork RNG. Bourbon doesn't have Groundwwork RNG.If you don't like Fronts Bourbon is a must pull, she's skippable if you like Fronts
>>557793636>YES. LOCKED IN. horse skull
>>557793424I'll take one for the team
>>557793638I dislike fronts. I'm only being forced into that world because my must rolls are all fronts (BIG fronts at that). I'm still not rolling Bourbon because I have other priorities and am sitll deluding myself into not being a frontfag.
>>557793094why does she have pubes on her face?
>>557793636>tokai teio>legendary "emperor"Another L for AI.
I'm doing it, I'm highrolling!
do paces need groundwork for aquarius
>>557793638People who think like this are going to be shell-shocked when they realize solo front does not work in majority of the cases.
I think about this little guinea pig trainer every dayWould you have the guts to walk around the campus singing "umapyoi"?
>>557793389because if I don't, SMaru ends the career with 300 -350 stam, which isn't enough for a 1600m race. I want a 95%+ spurt rate, after all. And if possible I'd like to hit the 600 mark for the speed bonus. All of my dirt sparks - fucking all of them - are speed or power, which was great, right up until the moment it wasn't
>>557793821Gutd Bakushin should be a decent band aid for fronts, it's a useable card unlike Falkek
>>557793094That's it, I'm going to milk myself brb
>>557793818>SMaru>Falco>assholes making Front Pasa/XOgurinot worth the trouble, it's gonna be cancer cup 2.0 with fronts vs lates
umas for this feel?
>>557794067Silence Suzuka
>>557793609women do play uma, but they're a disproportionate minority, <15% last time I looked it up iirc. Obviously I know they use the internet. They overwhelmingly do not use 4chan because 4chan is mean and anons will tell them "tits or gtfo," which is right and just.
make sure you pull on bourbon because she's meta but make sure you already have seiun sky and if you don't make sure you pull on the rerun, after that make sure you pull for stamina palmer just so you can get taking the lead which everyone else gets for free. after that of course you'll have to pull for a bourbon card for gold groundwork, which will make bourbon effectively obsolete, so make sure you pull more front runners to go with that. and just to add insult to injury, make sure you pull on the third mandatory bourbon SSR just to make her and your other two bourbon cards extra obsolete.
>>557784294I want a Star Blossom anime announcement.
>>557794172Name the top 5 Umas that are popular with women
>>557794156marry the middlesex the middlebaby making with the middle>>557794067>marked
I'm pulling on bourbon because I want her ass on my face
>>557794179>Bobo keeps getting eternally cucked because all her cards are the meta onesWhy is Cygays like this?
I'm getting Bourbon to pull my cock if you catch my drift
>>557794067The one you trained the most aka your kamioshi
>>557794225assuming my little sister's taste is representative (I got her hooked on uma):>Grass Wonder>Seiun Sky>Tokai Teio>Falco>Oguri
Pulling Bourbon's ears
>>557794067tokeie ttieo
>>557794225My girlfriend likes Doto and Machan.
>>557793938you don't have riko?
>>557793224I'm training S.Maru.I have R Riko.No FineMo but I'd kill myself if I had to add another highroll card into my build.Seiun Sky available.7*dirt spark available.S rank result umas in average. Over 20 attempts, not a single good one. If I had SSR Riko this would be easier for stamina reqs, but I'm borrowing Fuku to highroll stats. Most of the time it kinda works but either I don't get the right skills or KSB activates her passive of becoming a wit card after senior summer.This is hell. I'd train Taiki instead but I need double fronts and a Digitan if I want to win, according to a dream I had.
>>557794225>Biwa Hayahide>Narita Taishin>Winning Ticket>Seiun Sky>Smart FalcoThis is what my mother likes, Tickezo being her favorite and profile Uma
>>557794225Narusawa self-inserts as Luna
>>557794504UOOOOOHHH
>>557793818Taiki probably needs it since fronts will kick her to the back, Pasa have to be front if she wants to get her ult fire
This may sound autistic but I use the unity/TT team lineup to compare the height of my measuring stick uma to other ones.>>557794504Is your mother single?
>don't like front runners>you have to use two of them for them to work half the timeI shall not be pulling for Bourbon
>>557794225>Winning Ticket>Seiun Sky>Silence Suzuka>MatikanefukukitaruMy granddaughter loves these
>>557793235She got a big booty so I call her big booty
>>557794067Obama
>>557794485100 free pulls on Riko/Rice, not a single R or SSR Riko200 pulls on Kitasan, not a single R or SSR Riko60 free pulls on Fuku, one (1) R Rikothis is comical, really.
>>557794665Nobody asked, little-boy-lover.
>>557794460I also like doto and machan.But for me laisu and ulala are my favorite.
>>557794492>I'm borrowing Fuku>This is hellyeah no shit retard, but that's on you
>>557794386>>557794504>>557794670>Falco>SeiunI'm nooooticing.
>>557794670*my wife's boyfriend's granddaughter
>>557793424I will be her father figure #2.
>>557791704Thank you! Hope your team and especially your Biwa also get to tear it up. Although I'll gladly accept if a Bono or another oshi choice clowns on me
>>557794870Truly a mystery
>>557794670>My granddaughter
>>557794870>women find the laziest character the most relatable checks out
>>557794870>>557795162Girls love cute boys.
>sweepy scoring changedwtfsomeone give me a good preset please, my previous one (which was shit) is all negative scores now and it just clicks wit every time
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>>557794670>granddaughter
>>557793502My mother didn't go through 9 months of suffering just so I could become one of those tranny freaks. Its kind of like how getting tattoos taint your body but in a more mentally ill way. The only real downside of being born as a woman is having to put up with your womb tearing itself apart every month or two (if your cycle is irregular).
Bourbon and Bakushin have not been finishing their SSR chains and it fucking pisses me off. Fucking Fine Mo and NN only finish their SSR chains when I'm not fucking training a pace or a late. I'm so fucking pissed at these stupid whores.
when are we getting a true nerdy uma? im not talking about rob roy or agnes digital i want a true nerd uma that uses bottle glasses has braces and is hunched i love "ugly" nerdy girls
>>557795426ask in brown people discord
>>557795437/v/ma doesn't make soundposts though
>>557795612I don't know what that is
>global is dead alreadyHow does Cygames even expect globalkeks to survive MANT at this rate?
>>557795648cuz im not there
>>557795569None you'll just have to make due with rob Roy and maybe doto
>>557795705>turned that hons into a hot as shit gyarumetal
>>557792701I like the investment chart picked one high investment uma to grind out then 2 low investment to fill out the other spots, made sprint cm pretty ez
>>557795678What's her name?
>>557795965The Greatest Ever
Am I just completely fucking up somehow.
Any aquarius rooms?
>>557796040how the hell did you managed to come out with so much power, yet so little speed?>lvl 40 card>MLB
>>557796040nyo looks good
>>557795458Umamusume?
>>557795965Windy Chick
>>557795705From the thumbnail, the horse looked like a log of shit and I was bewildered
>>557795965BITER MCBITERSONTHE ONE AND ONLY CHOMP QUEENSTINKO CHINPO
>>557796143Power SparksAnd damn I guess I forgot to level her up when I got her last copy.
>>557796464my daring gf
>come home from work >Spamming jpnigger >Screenshot stealing faggot pretending to play the game >Every single day It's so tiresome
Is this really Bricked
holy shit these threads are awful, someone start a /v/ thread please.
Grass is cute.CUTE!CUTE!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY
what the fuck is happening in this thread??
I got nothing out of my 5 borrows, tomorrow I surely will get 3 blue 3 mile pink
>>557796889Check your fucking inventory and missions
>>557796848nyes that's the Turbo anon that used to host lobbies
>>557796930The schizo is having a melty
Suzuka is the only strong front that can use both SMaru Speed and the Bourbon support cards.
>>557796856There's one going on right now, witletLook harder
oh no no no
>>557796965How would you know what PFP anons are using...
>>557796961>
>>557795965shikoshiko windy
>>557789843Pretty happy with making it to A finals with Sprint BNW, now to see if they can bring it home in the end>>557791704>>557790880>Not one but TWO BiwabrosExtremely based
>>557796930Dunno I just woke up
>>557797032I added her on Discord to ERP
>>557796993I wish she had 10% power or stam nstead of guts, godDAMN imagine.............I still love her, but it's a horrible nerf
>>557797135Beautiful creature
This'll do for now
>>557796993>only strong front
>>557797043kita would allow thiskita would not be smart enough to behave motherly to manipulate you
Alright /uma/, gaslight me into either using the Uncap Crystal or the upcoming 1st Anniv Voucher to MLB my 3LB SSR Riko>>557797134>Running three bad Sprinters and making it to Graded A FinalsI'm curious, so how do you make Biwa and Taishin survive HaruTen without overstamming or is overstamming a bit inevitable?
>>557797475why would you do that, it's retarded
>>557797475>gaslightOKYes you should totally do that, SSR Riko will be META until the end of grandlive (Big anti-unalive for us global)
>>557797134holy fucking based, I kneel. That much soul.........it's too brightdamn, truly first-ratemay shiraoki-sama personally luckshit you into plat
>>557797353You running her on end?
been grinding condor pasa runs for dirt sparks, i have both her normal and fantasy versions and it's made me realise as a gameplay enjoyer how much more i enjoy late surger careers compared to pace chaser, which feels like a chore. maybe because pasa has no good skills to take for pace chaser, especially if fine motion screws me over, so i end up taking shit like corner adept. then on late surger eishin flash always spams skills. i think building power is more fun than stam too
No this time McFatty
>>557797475>Gaslight me into using INSTANT UNLOCK on... OLD CARDRetard
>>557797734Who buys skills before the Ura finale anyway?
>>557797709Yeah. She'll keep my end el condor paizuri company.
>>557797832if you're not in the URA scenario, it's often needed to buy skills early.
>>557797134Biwa fans come in three. She didn't win a lot, but is part of the A-finals gang as well.
>>557796848thats my club alright should've stayed bricked, le fishe name change only won by like one vote or something
>>557794225among jap girls it's rice shower
>>557797418Only good on Longs unfortunately, her unique is pretty damn mid otherwise.
>>557797926Why? The only time I ever buy a skill early is if I'm low on stamina for a Tenno Spring career and I need a gold recovery to survive.
You guys got at least 30 horses to bond level 9+ for the Valentines Day event, right? You don't want to miss out on the rainbow shards or carats.
>>557797832did a sloptuber tell you that
>>557797038qrd?I heard good things about this card, Im saving my gold crystal (2 now) for when this Pasa card comes out.
>>557798076I only own 19
can't wait for this shit to be over
>>557797927>whoreren>ny!ulalaSoulless metapig.
>>557798076I have 15 at lvl 9 bond or higher.Don't know how that matters, events are always the same: Play, roll the wheel of samsara, get free stuff.
>>557798179what, team trials?are ya gonna end yourself or something? It's never over
>>557798034well good for you. I found I lost significantly less races when I bought skills early, particularly with front runners.
>>557797832that doesn't even relate to the post, you just wanted to seem knowledgable and failed
>>557798179MANT has something like that, with ranking even. But it's 1v1 instead of 3v3v3v3v3.
>>557797134I've been won over by Biwa, all my love love love for her her her. Though I think I'm too dumb and unprepared to get something set up for her in Aquarius, but she will shine again in the future
>>557797832Me when 3* blue spark farming and wanted to win all g1 for affinity and some white sparks
>>557797832If they're on a deep enough discount and I was going to buy it at the end anyways I'll pick 'em up. Helps a bit with hint fishing and securing those 1st place finishes.
>>557798210On Valentine's Day, every Umamusume at level 9 bond or above will give you rewards. You can get Rainbow Shards, Carats and Tickets.For the best reward, you need 30 horses at bond level 9 to 10.
Favorite BNW member?
>>557797475Overstamming is 100% inevitable but Riko is basically how I did it, I found as long as you had 300 stamina for the Kikuka Sho and ~400-450 for the TSS you can generally squeak by with 3rd place, and for Biwa you can switch her to Late if she has trouble getting through. Very fortunate that Biwa/Taishin can scrape by with 3rd in the TSS, someone like Rice Shower would have had a lot harder of a time since she has to specifically WIN that race.Wasn't specifically going for S sprint on my runs but all three of my best ones just so happened to get it, kinda funny how that works.
>>557797832Doesn't matter as much on parent runsNot buying skills before finale is only for ace runs where you want to minmax your SP in case you happen to roll fast learner on the very last turn.
>>557798259rival battles are piss easy after the first graded race bro, I already played it when it came out
>>557798345N
>>557797228guts bonus is not a complete waste for fronts due to spot struggle, it translates to extra velocity to break out ahead
>>557798332I really hope this is a gaslight, otherwise I'll need to uma pull a lot more
fame sucks ass and wont give me skills
>>557798345Winning Titsezo
>>557798345Forever W
>>557798345dahby
>>557798428Just look it up idcbond level below 9 = you get "Friendship" chocolate (money/sp/etc)
>>557798345Crybaby
>>557798240No, retard, I'm genuinely asking because I never see the need to. >>557798135Don't need a sloptuber to tell me buying when you've gotten all possible skill hints is the smart way to go about it. >>557798290Eh, fair. >>557798304That too but I rarely remember to check. Generally if I'm needing to buy skills my statline is probably ass anyway.
>>557798498Oh, it's not a global event.I don't care then.
is mejiro dober's personality less boring and nothingy if you're a guy and she has the 'learning to trust you' arc? she's the first accidental uma pull i've found it hard to love
At first glance, which one is stronger?>your groundwork?s-shut up that was not the question...
>>557798393that's true, but I'd prefer any other stat growth for Suzuka other than guts, even so:>staminagetting her to 800-900 for mediums is no longer annoying>powershe turns into a rape machine like Oguri>witcan't eventhe problem with the guts bonus is that unless you're directly training guts, it's not very useful, since most of the time you'll be trying to meet stam requirements through sparks and power training, not using stam cards or guts cards.
>>557797927Taishin definitely stole the show here (probably the most underrated uma this entire CM, Encroaching Shadow is crazy good) but my Biwa managed to get a respectable amount of wins herself
>>557798192You're lying, I never see Haru in any race besides mine ever.>you should run your favorite horsegirls>noooo you can't use these, they're meta
I keep getting bodied by Uraras in dirt lobbies... I kneel
>>557798542doubling down on not reading the original post
>>557798076Is it even possible to have 30 umas in global right now
>>557798831>>557798831>>557798831move
>>557798712Right>599 & 591 stamouch, so close
the valentines' day event was the one dialogue line your homescreen uma gave you on the 14th. hope you enjoyed it
>>557798794Because I don't care about the point of the post, I'm not addressing that. What interested me was the fact he enjoys career more based on what skills he gets to buy early. Retard.
>>557798542>Don't need a sloptuber to tell me buying when you've gotten all possible skill hints is the smart way to go about it.The type of retard that will get hint to level 4 and wait for level 5 instead of pruning it, or worse, will hold on for fast learner despite not knowing which events grant it.
I'm moving.
>>557798838great mood gets you there
>>557798838Only gonna matter in 1 of 5 pre-finals races anyway when they roll normal mood specifically, both of them are 601+ at good and great mood.
>>557798345Biwa has the funny backwards running animation in her Christmas outfit, Taishin has some neat parts, but gotta go to DAHBIIII.
>>557798838>599 & 591 stamI will continue rolling the slots, the perfect maru surely will show up at some point.
>>557798892>earlyare you sure it said that, anon?
>>557798712Left>Nimble Nav (can't be first) doesn't mesh with Angling (must be first) and you can't rely on either on their own>Straightaway skills are inconsistent since they can proc on the final straight so both have ~8 consistent midrace skills>Slightly more power
>>557798898I'm not wasting time checking skill hint levels if I generally don't need them to get first in pretty much every race. >>557799049Do you think skills you buy after a career is over matter when describing your enjoyment of a career?
>>557799158>Doesn't prune hintslmao
>>557798796i have 38 as ftp because i can't resist pulling for them instead of cards
>>557799239Placebo behavior.
>>557798031>what is Kitasan Blanco>what is Kitasan animeretard
>>557798947>>557798969I don't think it works that way. If you have greens it'd be fine but I don't think mood will get you that racecourse stat check bonus.
>>557799546You have it the other way around. Greens don't count towards the bonus but mood does.
As per mechanics doc you have it backwards
>>557799593Now THAT I know FOR SURE is gaslight dancer talking. I have seen FIRSTHAND that the green gets you the perf bonus.
>>557799672Firsthand? Please provide your methodology.
>>557799672How would you have "seen" it, calculated your last spurt speed assuming the green activated the threshold and checked it on hakuraku?
>>557798575It's coming to Global.
>>557799803>>557799802'cause my umas didn't lose horribly to everyone who had above that value raw.
>>557799953Could have just said you don't know, one threshold's worth of bonus is way too small to drastically change win rate.
>>557793424That's the opposite of daddy issues actually
>>557791365>>557791365>>557791365>>557791365
