I'm only making the thread because im sitting in a dead que. >Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032 >Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome https://rentry.org/d5guide >How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed) >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC) https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg (embed) >The main information document for Elden Ring https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between https://www.nightreignmap.com/en >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>557694336
erg is finished
Lol> Carian philosophy is masculine despite being superficially feminine. This is in contrast with the superficially masculine academia that has an absolutely feminine ethos or method. It’s perfect irony. “A woman can’t do magic!”, says the submissive wizard who willingly fucks/lines his brain with the crystallized jizz of space.Wizards are so fucking gay
He went 10 minutes before making our thread for us.
>>557790347Is Game of Thrones like dark souls
>youwy's viewership cut in half because of the troon on his streamkekypow
My melee gameplay needs work, especially on dogs nt
I just experienced such a catastrophic loss against Heolstor
>>557791598>terrible already that bignoice
Has anyone played this game called Khazan The First Berserker? Thoughts? Looks really fun but I’d like some opinions before I get it.
>>557791598Shifty Female ProbablyPractice BasedQueue Brown AlreadyED Trish
>>557791598attack shifty
gg D1 Adel :^)
jestergooning
>>557791886He’s hotI want to be raped by him
>>557792083calm down retard
>>557791886He's insanely hot, that's a good enough reason. I haven't played it yet, but I heard a lot of people liked it. I think it's pretty boss heavy and a lot of them I heard were hard. >>557792083Exactly. This anon understands. I want to squish his face until he's less angry.
just started my first run in ERexploration is fun, so far combat seems a little more forgiving compared to the other souls gamesthe scene and level design is different, the open world so far seems enjoyableone thing I gotta say is, the soundtrack so far has been incredibly assOOOOH ELDEN RING
This is /erg/
>>557792083>>557792220Why are you gay?
>>557791886>>557792220>>557792083Glad I’m not the only one. He strikes that really nice middle ground between boyish good looks and masculine muscle man. Would suck his big white sausage.
>>557792587No. This is.
>>557792924>tidejeet is the one who made thisNoted
shot in the dark but does any ds3 modder want to throw me 30 vertebra shackles before I grind for this pyromancy
>>557792083>>557791886this. might get this myself just because he’s such eye candy.
When are we picking 3 recluse just to goon to each other's witch jugs
>>557793262>>557792757>>557792220>>557792083Didn't know we had so many girls in erg
>>557792757>>557793262He's a really nice middle ground for sure. He's so beautiful and fluffy looking, but kinda scary too. Like he will kill everyone, but be sweet to you. >>557793430The council of /erg/ girls has agreed he is hot. Maybe we can all start playing it soon.
>>557793430We don't
what was all that about?
>>557793135isn't that pyromancy shit? do you just want the achievement
>>557793135Mod it in yourself moron
MURAKUMO IS STILL THE COOLEST SOULSBORNRING WEAPON EVER AWOOOOOO
>>557795264yeah just going for the 100%
>have insane crit stacking damage>ruined by attack on ocassion +2
I am a beautiful sissy with a big butt
>>557796079Show
>>557791598>ed trish gg
>>557795084You seem upset
>>557796079You say this every thread. Name? Pictures?
zuk it upterr it downyem it leftace it rightand slugma it aroundand sneed it upand yuh yuh yuhtiff[chorus]YUH YUH YUH YUH YUUUUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHYUHYUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>I want to be raped This is /erg/
>>557796530who's that
>>557791598>shifty female probably
>>557796561the indian general? yes
>>557796561There is nothing wrong with wanting to be raped by hot buff guys
>>557796771There is always something wrong every time you post this sentence.
>>557792587>>557796561I liked the pickle guy
>>557796549kino edit
>>557791598>carian ass
>>557792924please post the deviljeet melty one that shit is so funny
>>557796846There's nothing wrong with there being something wrong every time I post this. Thank you for making me laugh
>>557796771Tru. If they’re hawt it’s okay to be raped by them.
It's like either 0 were aggro'ing me or 3 at once, I seriously couldn't get any parries going. I have no idea how we had like 5 on us at once in the beginning. Sorry for floorhugging nt.
>>557797137i gotchu
kys annoying faggot go back to zorbjeet's chat
>>557796503no I was curious, is it you?
Really thought i was in the clear there after it ran off and killed rev, but it decided to cross the map, stand on top of me, and then do the big nuke, and i had no way to get out in time.>>557797419we had a lot on us because we werent running away.
>>557797432terr lolcow names?
cause if it was you all along that's pretty funny
>>557797096>not Ciaran ass
>vagueposter is upset
>>557796549>>557796990>>557797463Shut the fuck up maggot wait until the end of the thread
Dark Souls is the future of Elden Ring’s setting =\
>>557797995You stupid russian brony.
>>557798123Poor guy. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
he's so kewl...
>>557797995>>557798269>lolcow is upset kino
NAH DAWS GAWDLIKE LOLCOW
Just Nightreign General
How often do you guys shower?
>>557798537It's been really bad today for him. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557798753minimum once daily
hello i am the parry god please reply to this post and your next attempted parry shant be a whiff
>>557798753once every few days, 3 times a week on average
>>557798817Clean >>557799020Smelly
>>557798910thank you based parry god
I feel like when I do affinity caster I dont do shit compared to magic attack/school improvement even though people say it's optimal
>>557798753Every other day since I don't leave the house.
>>557795752Wrong>>557790628Not at all, they’re pretty different overall
>>557798753Haven't showered in 23 years. I am not joking.
>>557798537>>557798529>>557798123>terrjeetard falseflagcinema
>>557798753I haven't showered in at least over a month
>>557799412>Not at all, they’re pretty different overallThere are literally red priests in ER
>>557799589You're that girlfailure aren't you
>>557799598Its a reference to the Masque of the Red Death my dood. ER has a ton of gothic literature references going on.
>>557799716Uh no kys
>>557797640based Artorias creampieing that later
>>557799716based book reader.
>>557799701You like smelling boys don't you, you're a boysmeller.
erg dead?
>>557799598Oh, well now they’re totally identical, how did I overlook that
>>5578001132 of our 24/7 neets who filled the queue at most hours of the day quit, its fucking over
>>557800113The way we thrive is something else.
>>557799909Growing up all i wanted to do was crawl inside a man’s armpit
>>557800183>>55780024okay faggots why aren't you queueing then?
>>557799701… why? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>557800183who?
>>557800403It’s actually incredibly normal to love the smell of your partner. It’s weird if you don’t.
>>557800341Theres no queue man you just post and press post then the post shows up. Its how forums have worked for a long time.
>>557800254I totally understand. Whenever I was dating a boy I always made them give me a recent t-shirt to be my pillowcase.
My girlfriend likes the way my belly button smells oddly enough
>>557800563Nigga the game are you dense? There's a multiplayer password.
>>557799262It's just RNGproof it's not necessarily going to outdamage magic stacking unless you are balancer haloslopping
gg balancers almost managed to no hit that, only getting hit once right at the end bleh
>>557800713gg. I guess you time the ult right when they tp to the air? I tried it before and fucked it up, I think I did it too early
>>557800713>>557800818That was pretty cool how they all came down and stood still.
>>557800694my belly button is the most disgusting part of my body
>>557800703The captcha is different for everyone it isn't a password. My post didn't even require doing the captcha.
>>557800482There’s a difference between “loving the smell of your partner” and encouraging them to actively stink by not practicing basic hygiene
>>557800818seems that way, you have to do it once they start the attackits the same with dreg and interrupting some his big attacks
>>557800884Are you fat? I’m very hairy but also very underweight. I get a lot of lint.
>>557800973I'm reasonably overweight>>557800980your ex hates you more
>>557800980Sorry that happened to you, or happy.
>>557800892
>>557801119Yes
>>557801119>It’s the same reason why behind your ears smells funny.I need to lose weight
>>557791598>Getting lore wrong>Need negation>Miyazaki knows attacks
>>557801198That’s a very common kink in E.Asia. For some reason the Chinese love harming their bodies. >>557801249Even skinny people get a yeasty smell behind their ears. It’s normal.
>>557801119You are weird and probably a tranny don’t try to turn this around on me
Zorban is doing viewer games. Mantabros?
Jesus Christ you guys really are a bunch of faggots.
>>557801616They really are. erg mutliplayer password is dead business, same with these circlejerk threads about troonsYou'd think they'd play the game.
Will we brahmins partake in ramadan fasting?
>>557801745Retard
>>557801406>faggot called 'Mark Applier' (reddit reference) hogging the queueLooks like it's not happening.
I played a few hours of Khazan just now. It's pretty fun, but the controls use the face buttons, so going between this and Nightreign will be a little funny.
>>557801820>t. dalit
goodluck with ramadan to our muslimbros
>>557801894
>>557801847Mark Applier is a funny name. IDK why you're so mad
/dsg/chads have finally taken over...
>>557802023Neat. I was playing it because anon brought it up earlier.
>>557802027Because he is hogging the match two times in a row? Read, retard.
>>557802095Kek. I didn't read
>>557802092And then you made a thread on /v/ about it.
>>557802230I didn't!
Lost my 40 win streak to a sloppy ED Balancers game today. yare yare.....
>>557800404>>557800064>>557801745>>557801995>>557802034Please keep it to yourself and learn to read >>557797995
even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture stupid newfig unf unf unf yeagg
I fucking suck at Nightreign but it is so much fun.
Looks like the terrible thing is about to happen again.
Today I learned that if you transform into the dog you can make the jump from the southern portal to the big crystal.
What happened to him
>>557802397what is big black kino
>>557802576Maliketh has a really big sword and its actually a part of th elden rings. The sword is made out of some sort of big black rock.
Terrible thing averted.
>>557802354schizopost on /pol/ about kike politics, faggotthis /erg/
I want to drink
I did it. I’d like to thank /erg/ for making me a better player. I’m gonna go play some other games now but I’ll come back some day
>>557802576that's just how we say BBC
>>557803127What games? I need recommendations
you've gotta wonder what it is we found
>>557802529webm it
>>557803497nioh 3
sex with yendragon
where are the saars?
I don't like being sober
>>557803497penis game
>>557804258Holding this anon
>was told that ER is easier than the other souls>finally beat the rest of the soul games>the hardest bosses were Morgott-tier difficulty at best.
gg caligo glad practice gave me that smithing stone, not the biggest fan of last minute dashes to the mine
>>557802292>>557801616>>557799558>>557798537>>557797995>terrtroon projectioncinema indeed
>>557804497I always break statues and buy one from town merch
>>557804497>Duchess and her 2 boyfriends
>>557806268duchess is for futa rev only
>>557806605Sometimes a girl has to top another girl.
>>557806605>>557806970creepy...
>>557807020You're a creep
>>557807198You're a weirdo
>>557807254Don't reply to me freak
>>557807297gg freak
the creepiest part is how hard it is for you people to talk about playing and enjoying the game
>>557807435You say this while not even queue'd faggot
>>557807523excuse you, I just enjoyed a few matches with randoms, I don't know what you're so angry about but I would still hug you
>>557807435You're only allowed to enjoy things ironically, been that way since like 2012 you're really only learning this now?
>>557807631Do you play with erg at all? I'm in the queue right now...
>>557801847Could also be a sharty reference. They're obsessed with him for some reason.
>>557807435You're the creepiest one here
>>557802576black blade kindred's alternative name when your whole team is running haloslop
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>>557807683once I reach depth 3 I will>>557807635I refuse to think that way I'm a sinceritymaxxer
>>557808140vocaroo anon you should play with erg
>>557807776I'm not creepy, I'm wet
/erg/ is too hornyunfortunately so am I
>>557807352I am a woman.
>>557808745show us your cock
Libra deal where he allows you to edit 1 relic line but in exchange your next 50 games are with trish and extremist
>>557808745No actual woman talks or cares for futa on female. You're an obese troon.
Libra deal where he drops the sote weapons
i miss trish
>>557808852I will if you give me money.>>557808897Hey, I'm not that fat.
>>557808897we love chubby tgirls around here
>>557809684I think they're gross and creepy (normal people do)
>>557809684chubby tgirls are erg culture
>>557809684>>557810309Thats what they all say until they have to have sex with one
>Zorban doing viewer games tomorrow>Manta doing viewer games tomorrowHow dead is the password going to be?
We are feeble vessels, with feebler souls.We would cast aside the prop of life, only to face greater hardship.Are you another such fool, or something more?I fail to see your design, young moth.But I see very little, these days...
>>557810447he duo with her and queue erg
>>557810520I hate you I hate you so much just drop dead
>>557810447you guys have 8 hours to practice to carry manta, assume that the other person you'll be queued with will also be deadweight and that you'll have to solo day1/day2/nightlord with trio scaling, no damage negation, while under leveled with a dogshit weapon.
>>557809164Name?
Why are people still trying to push jeenine and saintriot as /erg/ culture? The new erg ecelebs are zorb manta and lantic. get with the times unc
>>557810786That's what I'm already doing half the time with erg these days
>>557810596Many of Eleum Loyce's faithful knights followed their Lord into the Chaos. But not one of them returned. The King's dutiful subjects waited patiently for His homecoming. But it was too long a wait to bear... The knights of Eleum Loyce await a new leader. One who will guide them into Chaos.
dogshit revenant
>>557811006https://youtu.be/M34r3D8xyYc?t=10304this is basically how half of the runs go with manta
>>557811063Kill yourself
>>557811153I'm gonna do it. Only thing is, I need the pw. And I will for sure never watch her stream to get it.
>>557811260Peace grants men the illusion of life.Shackled by falsehoods, they yearn for love, unaware of its grand illusion.Until, the curse touches their flesh. We are bound by this yoke.As true as the Dark that churns within men.
>>557810447I hate zoomers so muchqueue erg you fucking retarded simps, the things you would do for an ounce of attention
>>557811409I’ve been queued for like 45 minutes
>>557810786I have a 100% we with manta. You’re already like 90% guaranteed to get negation if you go to the shop and doe invader games
How did I unlock all his Remembrances before anyone else? I've been playing the fuck out of Undertaker, and she still needs more unlocks. I don't remember playing him that much, either.I'm hung up on her "misdeed". He read that the curse she created was intended for healing, but I understand how that's literally the same as the merchant. He's excusing her because she's an important nightfarer over a less-than-meager merchant? The mystery of birdfolk, I guess.
>>557810979Speaking of saintriot I saw that he finally made it to depth 5 for the first time everWhich is kinda sad if you think about it
>>557811843What are you talking about?I just don't know the pw. Is it Manta? The youtube video title is confusing me.
>>557811992How are you going to get into a match without having the stream open
>>557812080Simple. I wait until people start posting screens of shifty/trish 3barring and then I start the queue.
>>557812172What if no one posts it
>>557812236As if it's gonna happen lel.
>>557812264Ok but what if they win then what? You can't join
>>557811613>I get easy nighlords, and this is my cope
>>557812264What if they're not in the lobby that day
I am unqueued. See you in 12+ hours q sama
>>557812475I don't know who this is.
>>557812349Well given what happened during her last game, I dont think we'll be seeing trish again anytime soon
>>557811447>>557812475It's too late. And I'm getting really bored of NR.
>>557812590creepy...
>>557812590>pedo tranny incest anime
we need smee to save the pw
>>557812813>animeftfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCN_N3kTtLMhe's so cool.....
true
>>557813349This guy's videos always have the worst fucking music you've ever heard in your lire
>>557813457nipponese comedy
>>557812590I only played like one game with you in 2026
anyone in q
>>557814046hang on, let me take a piss, then I'll queue up.
>>557813626I usually just play a few runs in the evening so I run into the same people a lot. There's some people I barely get queued with any more
>a bunch of queue'ers as I get off fuck you
shut up trooner lilies fan you're not a woman and your game sucks
>>557813349>exejeet depicted as a brown monkey Based nips as usual.
>>557814349nta but you're wrong, Elder Lillies was a pretty nice metroidvania
he's okinawan
>>557814349holy based + hit the nail right on the head
>>557814168Fair, I think 15 out of my last 20 games have been a combination of daddy hubby and/or practice
Just as Japanese as you bruv t. the brownest nigga you've ever seen
>>557814408literally 90% of metroidvanias are better than trooner lilies except for something like salt and sanctuary, that game borders on being worse
>>557814046ded que, will try again later
>>557814573oh i see, you're just a retarded contrarian
>>557814573You hit the nail on the head, the troon could only resort to ad hom
>>557814738>>557814289I was on! Where were you two?!I'm giving it 10 more minutes, and then I'm switching to randoms.
qing dynasty
>>557815037Cute queuetard!
>>557814168they left
I can q a little now, but only a little
>>557814770nah, both games look like shit and play like shit. here's my objectively correct top 5 metroidvanias1. hollow knight 2. nine sols3. bloodstained4. castlevania SOTN5. ori and the blind forest
>>557815551>Nine sols not in a tier of its own>no blasphemous 2>SotN over Aria of sorrowDisagreeable list.
Tunic was a pretty good metriodvania. I think I just liked the cute fox though
hi im new hereanyone up for depth 2?? :DDD>>557815551thoughts on silksong? I thought the first half of act 1 was bad compared to HK, the second half of act 1 was great, act 2 was incredibly insanely good, and then act 3 dropped the ballalso based for ranking Blind Forest above Will of the Wisps. man of taste detectedalso try environmental station alpha, its by the same guy who made baba and noita and it shows, it was his first game. the graphics are jarring at first but its a great ride if you dont have spoilers>>557816153i honestly wouldnt even rank 9s very high. the combat isnt the most interesting parryslop, bogged down by too many mechanics that are bland because they just copied it instead of making something interesting for their own game like estus, and the exploration/nonlinearity in that game is a joke. you can tell they half wanted to just make a boss rush but also couldnt afford more than 10 major bosses
>>557816508No one here is d2 you’ll just be dragged into d5 and won’t get any points even if you win
Something IRL must have terrible to him
>>557816663i heard some people were queueing at depth 3
>>557816663they already fixed the depth difference point system.
>>557816747you misunderstood, we have depth 2 and 3 players who got carried to depth 5
Another fun queue>>557816508Eggnog is the best boss I’ve ever fought desu. Far surpassed anything in sekiro
>>557816153blasphemous 1 pissed me off too much and never finished it so i didnt play 2>>557816508i liked silksong but i didn't love it. too many moments where i felt frustrated and the ost is such a gigantic downgrade of the first game, never felt so disappointed in that regard.
Commander Gaius has aura.
gg 4bar mystery caligo
>>557817396gg. She was being a real cunt.
>>557817396>>557817435gg mystery gigago sry had irl stuff happen so i was distracted during the runalso creasy you should save your ult to cancel the blizzard, makes the fight much easier
>>557817661What attack counts as the blizzard?
>>557817736when he applies his armor he will jump after it and throwta blue ice and then shatter it, ult before he can shatter it
>>557817396Why are you 4 barring to caligo as wylder? Are you stupid?
>>557817661AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEE WYLDSAARS DON'T LOOK
>>557817661Nah that's zesty tinpo
>>557791598>malenia woman wylder around making another miquella anon
>>557817736He has no tracking on the jump so go where she's already looking.
>xhe need to cancel the blizzard cheese
>>557816972What pissed you off about it?
>>557816930eigong is so one dimensionali struggled with her for 5 attempts because i was trying to do cool out-of-the-box moves but her hitboxes are pure dogshit. so then i tried doing the simon says default answer to every single attack she does and she is just too trivialstyle over substance even >okay so in phase 3 she does these anime slashes across her screen>well yeah its literally just RMB RMB again except this time its trial and error bullshit because you need to get hit by it once to memorize it and then never get hit again
im queueing, i never played d5 b4 pls be patient (｡>﹏<)
>>557818701The feeling of getting better at dealing with her is the thing that makes it good though. You can also jump over the side slashes into a midair parry. I don’t really understand why a game being the best test of the things you learnt previous annoyed you though.
>>557819090cute newfig
>>557819112>. You can also jump over the side slashes into a midair parryyeah just like you can go completely behind her hitbox for a great opportunity to deal more damage with a charged attack, and then you get hit by a slash facing completely away from you because shes a monumental level of simon says shit. Like she wasnt even tested for anything other than braindead simon says>a test of the things you learntIts a test of the most boring default responses and nothing else. If you spent the rest of the game figuring out a way to deal more damage than by parrying for example, she just sucks because you have to deal with shit like pic related. So you go back to playing the most simon says parryslopYou see isshin is actually good because he does that but>his hitboxes arent complete dogshit>he was clearly made with the intent of letting you do some dodges and sidesteps in case the prosthetics you like reward you for that>if you try some out-of-the-box thing it probably actually works>he has some attacks that actually encourage you to use your brain even when playing by the default rules, ie theres lots of deflectable attacks not worth deflecting in generalhis only letdown is phase 3 being a joke
>>557818701>eigong style over substanceLiteral retard take, it’s incredibly unflashy and honest and all she is doing is testing your understanding of game mechanics and doesn’t let you hide from it. I don’t even know what you want, a big flashy boss that you can throw stuff at from a mile away
>>557819470>unflashyDude she has a phase 3 anime meme dash attack that boils down to pressing RMB RMB twice>your understanding of game mechanicsUnless you genuinely have a rhythm or learning deficit i have no idea how people manage to struggle with eigong after the previous bosses>okay what do you want?i already described what i like about isshin in >>557819434. Picture this, imagine eigong, give her far more dynamic moves akin to how she can cancel her talisman into a red ball so you actually need to think fast instead of getting bored whenever she does anything. Now make her hitboxes not monumentally dogshit. There you go, great boss. Instead, the way she is, it goes like this>die 5 times trying to do interesting things>try playing the most braindead basic playstyle once>instantly win, or win with very few tries, unless you are abysmally bad at the game
ok I've died one too many times to faulty buttons/triggers on my controller, I'm going to get a new one>gulikit kk3 max>8bitdo ultimate 2which one do I get? 8bitdo's charging dock looks comfy and it's the cheaper of the two rn, but gulikit seems better built
Good god, that was the fastest ED Caligo fight I've ever witnessed. And I say "witnessed", because I got maybe 4 licks in before you guys melted her.
>>5578196078bitdo's are absolutely tiny, avoid them unless you have small childish hands.
>>557817829Interesting. I saw one of you guys cancelling, but I was too far away to see how you were doing it.
>>557819721we didn't cancel shit that run lol, before she managed to prepare the blizzard, all of her armor comes off and she got perma staggered and just dies
I CANT SEE THE FUCKING GUARDIAN GOLEMHIS MODEL IS INVISIBLE
>>557819678tiny when compared to what? I've tried ps4, ps5, xbox 360 and switch pro controllers
>>557820030Its like a kids version of a standard xbox 360 controller. The flat sides were also uncomfortable for me being used to flared out grips.
>>557820148ok I'll get the gulikit, thanksthe 8bitdo flat grips will most likely annoy me too and using custom grips would prevent me from using the charging dock so yeah
It's interesting how duchess's ult was considered shit by beginner/early state of the game but now imo, it is probably top 3 ult in the game due to how people learn how to manage build and burst dps.
>>557820508Easily the worst ult in the game.
>>557819602I think what makes eigong so good is that she doesn’t let you run away from the parrying mechanic but she’s completely honest and fair. But considering you’re saying you beat her in under 10 tries and that the other bosses required parrying I don’t really know if you’re just being disingenuous considering most challenge runners said she took 2-3 hours to beat first time. Referring to sekiro I think isshin is the real style over substance and doesn’t really test your skill enough and you can just walk away from him if you’re in trouble. True owl was better than him
anyone in the q
https://youtu.be/emGri7i8Y2Y
>>557821451yes
>>557820703It's one of the best team offensive ult since your whole team can chuck their best spell/skill at the boss for 10 sec fairly safely if they know how to use invisibility and basically just snowball the fight. That combined damage is better than ult's that actually have built in damage Even defensively, it is not bad since it can 3 bar revive.
gg dogs
>>557821985Thank god it was only base dogs. I was afraid what would happen if it were ED. I felt weak, despite having plenty of boss weaknesses.
>>557821627aw its terrible bro.
>>557821627You are very funny
>>557821985>>557822076wp!! that was my first time playing D5 (evidently) :DDDDD
>>557822341>wp!!white power?
>>557822587white penis?
>>557822587wylder parry....
>>557822587Which nightfarer would be the type to say white power?
>>557822905Recluse's property.
>>557823268either of these
lets just sayhypotheticallysomeone brought a halo scythe to gladiusbut i forgot i had it and didnt use it
>>557823609good, death to haloslop
>>557823609The other 2 players will use theirs.
gg negation hoarder
how good is scarlet rot btwit feels a bit weaker than in base elden ring
>>557823805Its scarlet rot
odds I queueevens I wank then queue0 sleep
>>557823824ok but how is scarlet rot
>>557823851I'd say about 1/3rds odds.
>>557823872doing okay, put her to sleep
>>557823805it's free damage lil nigga
>>557823872scarlet rot
Is the Elden ring even pivotal to the lore or Nightreign
>>557823781>lootgoblin'd every weapon on the starter camp>calling others a hoarderyeah sure
>>557823609I’ve started running dormant reaper for libra, gladius and dreg. Some of the new friends are literal elo terrorists and having it is sorta and extra layer of rng protection incase I get no llbt for libra or full neg for hotdog. If my team is good I’ll typically keep it tuck in my left hand pocket and not use it though
>>557824012Pretty much.
>complaining about grabbing starter camp weapons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoDUxs3rlRU
What is that red area suppose to be? It was there since we flew in.I'm not getting any memory fragments, does she have to go to Great Hollow?
a little bird told me that erg was finished
>>557824171retard
>>557824995walking bell dupe thing or meteor impact
>>557825078Thanky.
>>557824021>halosloppergood thing we can skip bosses and do evergaols so you never actually get one
>>557825168>try doing this>its in the vendor anywaysasuga meatwound.
>>557825021>don't you dare grab my 6% guarding ability short spear you fucking bigot chud
>>557825021sad really, this is one of the new players we get. i agree with this anon >>557824021 about running some kind of slop since it feels like you're playing with people who don't know what they're doing.
>>557824171how else am i supposed to become a torch god without dormant torches?i swear there is unironically a fire build here somewhere.
>>557825648Fire breath with 6x affinity might be decent
gg 1bar balancer
gg ed balancers i was expecting worm to wriggle a bit more at the end there before doing the flowerguess the worm phases get shorter as the fight goes on
>double balancers>nigvader>dormant weapon>alt + f4D5 is literally free
>>557825168>we That’s your issue new friend, when you 6 bar to a hippo you kinda lose all your pinging rights
Poor guy. Something terrible must have happened to him.
>can actually get tinpo in my games now Trish has left
>>557826861please understand, they're currently at peak stupidity.
>>557790347nyew nyontent?
>>557827067trish left for good?>private profilelol
>>557826861not them but, pinging rights? no one ever follows me anyway.how do you force randoms to not be retarded? you can't even just leave them to die to their dumb fucking evergaol + red boss in the same spot they'll just ragequit.
Where do I file a missing person report for Trish?
I hope Trish is okay....
>>557827173Is this the super kawaii nyeko knyaight
yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
>>557827763Wrong this is the Aryan Elven Princess from Agartha.
>look up how to unlock the next Undertaker Remembrance>have to kill the Night AspectWhat clue was I suppose to interpret this!?
>>557827983>jüden babble
Had a nightmare were during the walk in the other two players were spirit and lotus
q
>>557828184>newfag
Is there anyone from the discord who can give us an update on trish?
what time is the stream?
>>557827983trvke
>>557828292sorry i'm going to play wilds instead.
>>557827932>ginger>"aryan"
GG ED Fulgor. I'm mad, because I ALMOST made it the whole way without falling. If my ult charged just a half second sooner, I could have ulted through the combo attack.Oh well. Good run.
gg
>3barred to magma wyrm>3barred to bbk>6barred to dancing lion before doing a third of its health>failed twice to revive a 3bar with duchess ult after calling it an insane ability>wiped to d4 ed bugs as duchessplease unblock this godly ergite xhe will carry
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>557829094xhe will just create an alt and larp as different person
>>557829130Oh, uh, I mean. "Yeah, me and my team destroyed the boss. No diff". Is that what you want to hear?
>>557829170sadly this is the most likely course of events
>people bringing quirky off-meta builds to Mantaif you're going to subject yourself to that torment at least use haloslop or beast claw rev, you're basically playing duo with trio scaling since she's absent 90% of the run reading chat and whatnot
Unfortunately alot of /erg/ are mindless cattle with no thought of their own. No sense of self preservation, no shame, they don't even fucking care about using the website itself (IE; the trooncord). Other generals would have bullied trishjeet into suicide already or at least exiled from here but nope, there's too many pornsick faggots here who can't use more than half their brain power to look past the lewd images he posts. Gleefully ERPing as if we're on /trash/. Offtopic spam dogshit. And this goes for the other threadshitters too.The only answer now is dox them so they might leave. We have trish and troonboard's twitch accounts for example, someone just needs to do the dirty work
>>557829170He already did, he has a large catalog of personas at this point.
>>557830017trvke
>>557829094trish was playing undertaker that game though
>>557830017>Other generals would have bullied trishjeet into suicide already or at least exiled from heredidn't this just happen tho
>>557830824kek
>>557830824someone else posted that before trishtinx joined the 41%
>>557830824Happened a few times on a few boards.
>>557831519>>557826876Poor guyski. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557830017>>557830824the power of this entire mental asylum couldn't do what one retarded vtuber and a 2 dudes in a lion costume could
gg lightning ram
gg man
>>557830017>t. secretly in love with Trish but tries to hide it
>>557831717>>557831749gg.Shifty is always risking it out in the rain. What was it for this time? Looking for a lightning weapon?
I love trish
>>557831807nah just popped into the shop to buy a smithing stone
>>557831857That's the affection starvation speaking.
every game is just tinpo, creasy and pracjeet
I'm going to try ironeye against dreglord. This is risky for me.
>>557832018the gennie died with the departure of terr and trish
>>557831627Yeah it's sad, something really terrible must have happened to him irl.
>people going their own way to get something and not pinging it like shifty>people systematically lagging behind at all PoIs to kill some mobs and/or get some extra loot like myselfwhat's worse
>>557831627>>557832475He's stuck in a loop again. Something truly terrible must have happened to him.
1/3 qq
>>557832603And so it is true. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
something terrible must have happened to all of us
>>557820703Raider, by far
>>557833172now this is deep
something terr-ible must have happened to /erg/
>Trish is finally goneZorban next. Exposing him clearly caused him a lot of stress and hurt his image with his community and other nightreign streamers.If we get a group of us to do it again it might be enough to finally get rid of him
where is trish? besides in argaytina
>>557833845You schizos didn't do shit, the retardio el Indog did
>trish is gone>the nightmare lobby is now lacking a crucial member to redeem itselfdamn, who's going to take his place
>trishwho
>>557834115One of terr's personalities. When they become a burden for thim he does a performative suicide on the persona then spends the week talking about the baroque ego death he's performed on himself.Its happened on a few boards over the years.
>>557833979QRD?
>>557834226Damn, it just makes sense.
>>557832328even doe the gennie died when nezuk and poopa and dsg and madison and varreslut and 'dahn died
thank you javier milei
How much mind should I spec if I'm only using it for stuff like Barricade Shield/Cragblade and Flame Grant Me Strength?
>>5578343150 mind investment just take a sip
>>557834415but blue sippies are for sissies
>>557834297you forgot grass and nox
>cc dead>3bar dead>terr dead>trish deadsomeone's hunting the neetsshifty be careful...
>>557834297who the fuck is 'dahnis it that guy with a trip
>>557834226terr and trish have played together many times don't be retarded>>557834232trish and shifty joined manta's viewer game, manta was retarded as usual but trish played the worst fucking game of xer life and jobbed about as hard as manta while shifty tried to solo carry this 1v9 but failed, trish then uninstalled and quit
>>557834516Radahnposter. He disappeared after SOTE
>>557834509Thats a lot of dead dragons>>557834580Terr also gets someone to play on his name when streaming so the 2FA won't look legit. It never works because we know about the name change and family share gimmick.
Spoopy
Since there is an opening should I become the next thread personality? What should my avatar be?
>>557834580you should recognize by now who you're replying to man>>557834913yes and make your avatar bridget
Still another 5 hours until I can enjoy the queue simulator >>557834509Is cc not that duchess above you. Why did 3bar leave. Also bryn was here for like a minute then left. And I played with zdrara last week but they seem to have left too
>>557832041Yup. I fucked up. Sorry for falling 5 whole times. I don't know what what to do when he does that big slam attack. I just guess at the roll timings, and sometimes I avoid damage, sometimes I don't. Today I didn't. Twice.
>>557833837The truest post all thread. Very hard hitting.>>557831796Careful; you’re going to send him into another meltdown.
>>557835270Didn't ask
>>557835148I don’t like Bridget so no
its delayed, roll like half a second AFTER he slammed his ball, not on impact unlike his other ground explosions
>>5578353954chan needs to clean up its bot infestation
>>557835478meant for >>557835270
>>557806268She has one of those only and it’s her brother.>>557807435This.
>>557828901… yes? learn what words mean Sukhdeep >>557828184Got his ass
>>557834675>>557834580>>557834642>>557834226Yeah it's kinda fucked up honestly. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557835620>>557835612>>557835325Wait until the end of the thread to do your mass reply spam, faggot.
>>557810979>jee oneliterally no one does that except the obnoxious brown sperg that shits this place up relentlessly and never stops talking about this boyfriend
>>557811338>>557811063retard
>>557835270https://youtu.be/CVjG0EjMqOA?si=bSSa9NVc5bCZsoUk&t=7That's because the timing for that nuke is intentionally delayed from his normal combo one, you have to roll when he buries the orb in the ground not when he lands
>>557833979manta is brown?
>>557835636I don't think trish/terr has link to Radhan
>>557816258Wyldbunnies are so cute… truly the best character…
>>557814517>>557814364Holy truth nuke
>>557835620>soulless ginger delusional enough to think xhe's Aryan oh no no pffffffttt
>>557811063Shivers, ds2 was honestly the peak of the series in terms of writing
>>557819607Just get a PS5 Pro one those tend to be the best
>>557835610>>557835478>>557835805I like how attacks are assigned random delays. Like the lightning strike from the draconic tree sentinel has no delay. But the lighting strike from the nameless king has a delay.Hoelster's big ground slam: No delay.(I think? I can't remember lol)Dreglord's big ground slam: delayThe thing is, when he did his attack the first time, I guessed a delay, and dodged the first big splash. But I didn't guess the timing on the follow up splash.So much bullshit is flashing on screen, that I just get overstimulated and flail.
>>557816508>>557815551>>557816972Hollow Knight fags… what is this…?
>>557836195LOL
>>557835805>>557836196Also, I'm just now making the connection that the big ground slam is a powered up version of his normal orb attack. I never thought about it like that.
gg no negation greg
>>557836206Cute! Would kiss.
>>557821094Have to agree, Sekiro gets cuts too much slack for its flashy bosses just because it makes people feel le good to parry and stuffThey’re cool but they don’t really compare to the best
>>557824012Yes, just keep in mind that it’s essentially fortnite: souls edition and none of it will have any meaning or impact on the rest for the games.
>>557836381gg big guy
>>557830017 (me)Forgot to mention in this unfunny attempt to force a copypasta of mine that there’s really only one person who needs to be doxxed and his name rhymes with ‘slur’ but I neglected to mention that because I love penis
>>557807707that makes sense considering the sperg we have here who insists on trying to pass himself off as le epic shartoid
even doe theres thousands of us
>>557836423>the rest for the games.Elden Ring as a franchise isn't getting any more games. No sequels. No other spin offs or tie-ins. The Next major release in Souls lineage will be a new world with new lore.
>>557834509I'm not a neet so i guess i'm safe for now
>>557836467gg pretty nice
Manta is doing viewer runs again, who is gonna out themselves as an F tier shitter next?
>>557836726>he doesnt know about the 3rd manga series>he doesnt know about the movie>he doesnt know about the gacha game>he doesnt know about sotfs elden ring tarnished edition modengmi
>>557837242Trish redemption arc?
>>557837242I kinda want to try a game on her pw just for the experience, but I hate vtubers so that would be against my principles
>>557837242Based youtube enjoying zoomette femanon.
>>557837685Ok. Nice blog
Can anybody drop me the heavy crossbow on pc (Dark Souls 3)?
no way...
>>557838080@terr
good luck trish
I'm pretty sure this is a trish impostor
>>557818270combat and traversal, it just didn't feel smooth or fun to play. i have tried playing it thrice and i just can't get into it>>557836206who is this and why should i care?
>>557819607I use the ultimate 2 desu
>>557835815She’s a sea monkey apparently so yes
>>557836239Not an argument
>manta is ESLact surprised
>>557822905>>557822587>>557823410>>557823345hot
>>557811409>obsessed unc meltychecks out
>>557812813seems right up your alley given your choice of image
Poor guyski.
>trishjeeta on ironeye after getting ass raped yesterday kekypow
>>557838439Q up
>>557807994>>557835762>>557805861>>557836080>>557834297>>557827919>>557817942>>557802397>>557803389>>557810309What drives a “person” to thread shit so incessantly like this? Mental illness? Subhuman genetics? The only other thing I can think of is that something terrible happened to him but what that is, who can say.
>>557838439I got neither in those in the end, I ordered a gamesaar cyclone 2also get in q, I will play a couple games to depart from my old dualshock 4
>>557812857kill yourself>>557836169now this is a funny post
>>557839001>>557839047>>557838756>>557838869Go for >>557835762
>>557837685I opened it for one minute just now and she passed up a carian slicer staff with 32% full HP negation on mage duchess. That should give you some idea as to what to expect
>>557839130bodied that freak well done
>>557839001>>557839130Kek you guys triggered him and now he's stuck in a loop, good job
i think dragonirian schizo is on the verge of suicide, this is good news
>>557838963you got a game?
poor guyski, something terrible must have happened to him irl
>>557839356What's that?
>>557839438not him, but also in queue and no game so far
>>557839546that's a 3 then unblock me one of you
>>557838963>>557839010I'm not qing it's too early and I have to work soonCongrats on your new conch. Does it have all the latest gizmos like hall effectslop and back buttons?
feels like a fake trish someone ask manta to check his steam after the game to see if it's an imposter
>>557839539An anon that ruined our lolcow's life. Guy is a fountain of memes like the poor guski, something terrible happened, and whats that. Most anons think he is a fed or something because he is constantly loredumping about stuff that is fed tier.
>>557839615>asking to be unblockedtrish? but shes playing with manta...
>>557836206You triggered xhem the trooners have no choice but to play dumb nice work
>>557839701Can you ask her please?
>>557839725>>557839539>>557839461I'm just gonna take a guess and say that something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557839672TMR sticks (I don't even know what that means) and I probably will never use the back buttons, maybe if I can set them to Y+L2/R2 for nightreign
>>557839251>>557839130>>557839356>>557838926Stupid faggot retard learn to read >>557797995
>>557839817Most likely. I'd guess its the constant humiliation rituals at his expense.
if you dont contact a mod on irc to rangeban the paranoid schizophrenic brown tranny from south america then he'll kill /erg/ just letting you know
>>557840016Very true. It's almost like something terrible must have happened to him irl for this to occur.
>>557840016Probably the way anons hunt him like a prey animal. You gotta admit it would be weird to see screenshots of threads you made show up on other boards within minutes of you posting it. On an anonymous site that would be jarring, it happening for months would be maddening.
>>557839672If you've got time before work then stop shitposting and be productive
Im gonna birthday stream I'm just waiting on a call
>>557840203>>557840176>>557840016Go easy on him please he’s having another mental breakdown and talking to himself he’ll start talking about turd penis next
gg practice's shit internet that was fuckin rough
gg i carried
>>557840478thats fine, I think thats the aim. He can go write some pony fanfiction to cool off or something who cares.
>>557840490gg.After he disconnected, I tried to stop fulghor's charge with an ult, but he ran outside of my range entirely. I was mortified. Afraid I sold an easy victory.
>>557840174>4chin mods>caring about 4chan
>>557840490Nothing will ever top remance's net
>>557840791buddy 1/4 of the time everything was frozen while he was drifting off into space before he'd disconnect
>trish pinging to do the run away strat on balancers>in the tutorial phaseif you laugh...
>terrtroon so defeated xhe quietly limps away from anons stretching his holes out we live for days like this
why is manta using rancor instead of adrancor this is triggering me so much
>>557840791During our game, the undertaker invader was running ion place for a good 30 seconds.During a red wolf encounter of the castle basement, it hopped out of the room, and I thought it was going to respawn inside, so I wasted there for a goo while, until my other teammate moved out of the room too. And then I followed, and the wolf was just hanging there in air.
manta stop charging the rancors you dumbass retard whore
>>557841154>>557841135Why do you keep talking about some random vtuber who doesn't even play on the password? I haven't encountered manta in game ever.
>>557801894Wait so it’s good? You just bought it and everything because of >>557791886? That’s cool. Thinking I’ll get it then.
who cares it's 1/3 in password right now ydptgs
>>557841135>triggering me
>>557841435No one here uses the password. We tried giving it out to fextra and still no one used it.
>>557841154why does it matter?t. meleechud
>>557841435I stopped queuing since 1/3 forever, I'll try sniping manta once before coming back
>>557841435>ydptgsWhat does this mean? Tell me and I'll q
>>557841489you sound triggered
I had a sex dream about you last night
>>557839893I like having my left back button set to L3 desu
Nyotice how scholar had DEFEATING ENEMIES FILLS MORE OF THE ART GAUGE 0/+1, it made the run so smooth, you guys never have your fucking ulti...
>>557841626His final cope is claiming no one actually plays the game.
>>557841340retard >>557841550both rancors are better off spamming uncharged for more dps and it comes out super fast, you can just repeatedly cast once and run away without having to worry about getting hit
>>557841626Youwy's DarkPole Tin GreatSword
oh god zorbans playing guardian again
>>557841786please leave we don't want you here
>>557841786shut the fuck up, retard
>>557841786Cute trish destroying ultlet chuds
>>557841584back to erg 1/3
>>557841872Please understand. Doing a normal run with Guardian is the only way to make the game as hard as doing D5 Super Nuzlocke Permadeath Ballistas Only UWYG Randos Only
Is Zorban dating Shifty? They joined manta together…
Manta is already at 3 bars before they even get to the invaders kek
nah das gawdlike zorjeet
>hitting invaded swamp poi at level 3I thought shifty was better than this
>birdjeet zorbjeet and Manta in the same teamlet me get a drink, this is gonna be good
>Trish has a flawless game carried by a scholar GAWD>Shifty has a nightmare Zorban game where they're level 2 at the first circle closeIf you laugh
>>557842521crazy how trish wins when their teammate doesn't have a shit meme build
ZORBAN ULTING A SINGLE RED HOLLOW I CAN'T I'M GOING TO HELL
>>557842479and now>hitting castle at level 3this will not end well
I always knew zorban was garbage ever since he streamed with erg and would look for someone to blame or an excuse for every single job of his, fat petty fuck
>>557824021Yeah it's pretty bad, feels like some NL fights are 3x scaled solo slog fests. Some of these 'people' don't belong in D5.
Playing with manta is tearing this family apart!
>>557842521>3bar's before she even gets inside the swamp ruins to do the invaders>proceeds to run in the opposite direction and do an entire Rise and ditches Zorb and Shifty struggling with Invaders>Gives up and starts running in circles for a full minute>decides the best course of action is to divebomb the red basement boss at level 2She's literally the worse Nightreign player ever.
>>557842479Shifty shouldn't be allowed to route... why do we even follow her, every run ends in some invader camp fiasco into red gaol
guardian hard counters royal re-ACKKKK
>shifty, zorban on bird, mantard>DLC D5oh uh disaster incoming!
>>557842479cursed swamp at level 3 should have been fine. Especially with 2 Duchess ults and both have a staff?? It's Manta's fault for being a fucking retard.
>inb4 night 1 wipe
>>557842812>senstroon melty cinema
>>557842983also>unupgraded shield>DEX halberdthis nigger is griefing hard
They could have just done ruins and camps all day and been better off
>>557841003I'm pinging so we walk to the edge of the map silly... where the bouncers can't teleport behind you
>>557842945shifty routing makes sure you're level 12 with shit items at the end of day 2
>>557843251nice try but trish's filenames aren't like that
>>557843105no sorry, it's never a good idea, the actually good idea is doing literally anything else first why the fucking rush when there's plenty of time
>>557843356That's because I was b*nned and I was using my phone at some point
AIEEEEE SAVE ME MANTA-SAMA
>>557843467>xhes still trying
>>557843440No one on /erg/ has ever dodged the first cursed POI even if its a swamp. It's simply a Manta issue.
Bird players kill yourself for real
not sure why you guys subject yourself to playing with manta, just watching her play tilts me
Sex with Great Red Bear
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>557843603Really?On my birthday?
>>557843490too early retard
saars why are these dalits so bad?
OH NO ONONONO
Oh no no no she's noticing>>557843684except you nihilist I respect you...
>shittycuck routing strikes again
>>557843148ugly design
Lmao the chat melty, don't say anything guys it makes you look so salty
Send in Gremlin and Devil Knight, they have experience with carrying girls
>>557843490but shifty is le S tier and zorban does challenge runs with randoms... how could this happen...
I’ve never seen a team with less synergy than that game
>>557843848Shifty did nothing wrong.
>>557842945Shifty is a man.>>557843728I giggled.
>>557843893They are all ego autists
>>557842983'em
lmao zorban is such a cuck, you're playing guardian you lard beast, nice sperg out
can you guys queue on our fucking pw now pls, I won't even get a single run before having to leave omfg...
>>557843886>7 attack upsWhat the fuck how did it get that bad? Can you fags not sit in its balls and jump attack the slams?
>get lucky and get bear which is super easy even if you're level 3>still loseoh nononono ergkeks? we're not sending out beat
>>557843223Dex halberd is more dmg than default with the respec relic on, Guardian has high dex with it>>557843923Shifty pinged Invader swamp then stands afk for 2 minutes at the previous poi. It's sabotage desu.
Even the invader guardian is more effective than zorbshit
>>557844071>saves all her restages for panic iframes, never for damage>walks into melee range with long range spellsbasedgod manta strikes again
>>557844071>easyGreat red bear is not easy at D5 with zdps retards >beat esl melty
Don't make me snipe manta.
Is playing with manta the quickest way to ruin all credibility you’ve built up over 1000 hours?
>>557844129Are you sure? I swear on Manta's stream she was there.
>>557844058shut the fuck up trish you 6barred to two furrys in a suit>>557844129you deserve to get shit on for playing guardian into a dreg game where night 1 is the biggest threat
QUEUE NOWOR ELSE
>>557844282Artorias is a bigger threat because of that godawful backswipe and the flip.
>>557844282Guardian is perfectly fine vs Bear and Death Knights. The problem with Bear is that with 7 stacks the bear is doing too much stamina dmg for me to block his full attack chains with a default shield at lvl 6.
Do a super duper nuzlocke cuckoid kekkypoo whatever the fuck run but you have to carry manta, bet you can't
>>557844213You need to. Show that you can carry that weight. Manta is a dying star sucking in all your skill and leaving you a husk of your former self.
more like you're useless no matter the situation when you pick birdjeet, dumbass
>>557844417fat ginger retard eat a salad
>let me reply to this post on 4chancoward?
>>557844501Lmao so pathetic the chat melty is crazy
>>557844519There's no need to be upset Sens, I've got you blocked we wont see each other againImagine 3 barring on regular pests btw.
Oh my God, ergies can't jump the bear earthquakes. Do you actually need me to make guides?
>>557844058>>557844129I was checking a player corpse, thats were i got those rev clawsWe should have just stayed at the invader poi and cleared it, but those 2 ran off and just wasted time doing nothing>>557844501Invaders are easy with duchess because her ult breaks their ai and we had two
>>557844501uh oh shifty melty
>>557844648Can you unblock Sens please? He already apologized, stop being so shallow
>image of a twitch chatwhy are D tiers like this, you'll never see S tiers like practice or devil knight snipe an underage filipino fat femcel and then cry in her chat
>>557844673I'm waiting for Lamenter's Gaol to make the bear guide
Manta is the best thing that happened to this dying general
>>557844710Why would you care?
I swear all shifty needs to do is slot in faster ult to make the play he wants in POIs
>>557844648why the fuck do you think im sens LMFAO holy shit talk about a fatty melty, calm down bro your cortisol levels are spiking
>>557844710>He already apologizedWhen? Still waiting on that apology for preparing for ED Libra w/ lltbt and carrying his ass 2x.
>>557844885I would but i dont really have any good relics with it
that's it I'm queuing randoms from now on, this place became a vtubers general during my active hours, ydptg sad to see
at this point, are you a real ergeet if you haven't played with manta?
>>557844994>ydptgStill waiting to hear what this means. I told you I would q if you told me
>>557844417>Guardian is perfectly fine Vs Bear. The problem is that it isn't fine Vs Bear.Wow thanks for the reply
>>557845060you do play the game
>>557845060It's a new /erg/ meme
>>557845060I'll tell you if I get a game in the next 5 mins tourist friend
>>557845120Pretending to be retarded when trying to call someone's decision retarded probably isn't the play anon.
ggs 0 bar hrose
>>557845060lurk more newfig
>>557844803it really is, I'm almost tempted to play this unbalanced game again because of it
>>557845307gg wylders
>>557845307Wyld-ders!
>>557845337What's so unbalanced about it?
>>557845307>everyone still has sixth senseamazing
>>557845428it's too easy
>>557845519Sell your beast claw relics, reaper relics and unequip the balancer relics
>>557845428Roster imbalance - guardian is uselessBuild imbalance - no reason to play melee builds
>>557845665still too easy
>>557845463everyone did their best it was umazing
>>557836080>jeet acting like the authority on this oh no no no pffttt
Net Testing
>>557836080triggered him so hard xhe replied twice well done
Poor guy is suffering again.
Gg divine beast warrior :')D team did our best
>point-to-sky afk for 5 minutes then leftbg duo d5 with creasy too hard
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69
why dodge horse
>>557847096had 2 horses in a row sorry
it turns out only a WyldGOD/ExeGOD team comp can carry Manta to victory
erg is breaking apart keep going we are winning
>>557847230We have won a ton of times with manta before but that's not material for the schizos
>>557847323uh oh someone's still upset they lost night 1
I forgot I was queued. My bad. I don't even know whose game I ruined but I am sorry.
>>557847028ok, Belan. Don't make it sound like I was dead weight. I didn't fall once before the boss. And I just got really bad RNG. Look at my weapons. All garbage.Plus, I'm not familiar with Elden ring DLC enemies, since I didn't get far in the DLC before quitting.(I just didn't find it enjoyable) So I'm still learning those enemies.
>>557847075Good time to avoid the queue
whos here stroking it
>>557847323>I got carried by the random third player, somehow this proves I'm not dogshit
>>557847473
>>557847441>creasytroon meltykino
On my way to humble myself.
>>557847441>I don't know how to fight those enemies but lets blame luck instead
>>557847783>>557847587Get this man a job
>>557847630weird selfie post
>>557841371I already owned it, but talking about how hot Khazan is made me think, yeah it's time to give it a shot. I hope you have fun with it!
>>557847441just taking the piss mate, I was dogshit at the boss fight myself and we had missing map modifier to bootat least we cleared the invaders and got to night 1 at a decent lvl, shame I couldn't find a merchant to upgrade the starting seal before the circle closed
just started recently playing Elden Ringthe exploration is fun as fuck but the Soundtrack makes me wanna throw up, wtf is this uninspired and generic shitIts very jarring exploring these grand and fantastical sceenery while a random >exploration_tack1.wavplays in the backgroundbut the game is very pretty and fun so far
>>557847898Retarded complaint, music is completely fine
>>557847898they call it orchestraslop for a reason, anon
>>557845865>>557846803Ripped his asshole so wide open he had to talk to himself again. Good work.
I will embarrass myself for /erg/.
>>557847852That’s Charlie kirk photoshopped onto a woman’s body not a selfie you retard
>>557847898You hit the nail on the head, the troons are seething
>>557848151We already know your dogshit you had a hard time with a d4 adel, everyone else has done d5
>>557847898>the exploration is fun as fucksaid no one, everbut yea the soundtrack is ass and largely forgotten by everyone might even be the weakest in any game they’ve put out period
Consider the following:The “best” case scenario for the Elden Ring tv show: the writers will consult vaati’s videos for lore accuracy.
>>557847783>Incapable of comprehending a combination of two conditions.>>557847867>Bri-ishWell alright, I guess.I just don't want to give the thread degenerates more ammo than they already have. btw, generally speaking. I don't think approaching the horn blowing guys from the back is a good idea. There's low visibility, and they can start their attacks without us being able to see what they're doing. Plus, there's little to no room behind the podium. I'm saying this broadly. By coincidence, I'm always in a game where we approach them from the back, since it's the most expedient route. But it's not the best route. Taking a few seconds to circle around to the front before getting close would make for a cleaner fight.
>>557848191autism
>>557848192>>557848293go back to /v/ annoying threadshitter faggot
>>557812475>>557812590very cute. needs wyldpenis.
>>557847898the soundtrack is good
who's evil manta, she has a naefy vibe but naefy never plays executor
>>557848381>reddit racism>post-wipe melty Pipe down creasytroon you yellowfever freak you are dogshit.
>>557848623Who plays executor all the time and is known for pretending to be other people?Something REALLY terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557848293I also say that. Its exploration is great. Literally S tier on the first playthrough. Subsequent playthroughs it is less interesting but complaining that after 150 hours and multiple playthroughs, it THEN drops in quality is mmo brainlet tier criticism
I started as an astrologer btw>>557847996>>557848609I'll give it the benefit of doubt, after all I'm still in the very early areas but so far I'm not impressed>>557848027>orchestraslopI mean usually other Souls games had more memorable soundtracks, but also that mainly involved 'boss themes', most of the other games didnt have the need for a generic soundtrack 90% of the times, and that created a peculiar atmosphere when playing the games>>557848293no, you're wrong on this one and dont try stirring shit up,i specifically started playing ER because I wanted a game with vast and fun exploration, and so far the game has delivered
>>557848651NTA but to me it's funnier that you are a brown raging at people you don't even know than your attempt at trolling
>>557848476The music is largely meh, sorry that fact bothers you, cultist.
>>557819434>his hitboxes arent complete dogshitWell that’s just not true
>>557848651British isn't a race :)
Is manta trying to grind partner or something, she doesn't even sound like she's having fun anymore
>>557848651Got his faggot ass there can’t lie
>>557848623Its trish, he also did evil zorban month ago when zorban was doing erg on stream
>>557848651sent that freak flying good job >>557848802wasn't about that retard
>>557848796Don't project your skintone, bud. >>557848892It's the strongest race :) You are speaking my language cuckboy
>>557848771> i specifically started playing ER because I wanted a game with vast and fun exploration, and so far the game has deliveredSTOP having fun because I don’t like it
>>557848739>Literally S tier on the first playthrough.You’re just wrong. Having to ride around on Torrent is the antithesis of everything fun. >>557848771Stating an objective fact is not “stirring shit up” you brain washed loon you need to go back
this thread is really mean please be nicer guys
>>557849070>>557848651Oi m8 you better be votin' for Restore Britain
>>557849064You replied to someone who agreed with that sentiment, retard.
>>557849062Pururi can just snitch on them if it is Trish then
>>557848771Based exploration enjoyer don't listen to the /v/ shitposters here>>557849190See >>557848476>>557849070You will never be british, rajesh
I always thought base game is boring as fuck, if you want to explore so bad leave your house fatass, NR rules
Elden Troons still unable to cope with the fact their game is modern Skyrim I see
its definitely trish, he started doing the fists duchess meme build to copy cc for attention
>>557849454Ladies and gentlemen, the most ironic projecting post in /erg/ history
>>557849191They're nice when you pull them aside to talk to them 1 on 1, but you have to let boys be rowdy and mean somewhere and this is a good place for it.
>>557848381not brit, I'm unironically ESL I don't even live theregtg now cheers
>>557849454see >>557848802and try being less upset threadtroon
>>557849190>>557849176>>557849454So far I'm having a good amount of fun, I like the platforming elements that emerge when exploring and fighting enemies, the horse with a double jump and not having a clear path for your destination allows me to pick my fights, cheese and kite the enemies, it's funand so far explorations has always been rewardedI know there's a repetitiveness to this game, that most bosses will be re utilized for later encounters, and that there's a good amount of backtrackingbut so far my wanderlust has not been affected, sorry to hear you guys say that but I guess it's only natural to feel burn out after years, no?
>>557834675>>557835636>>557834226Good posts which divined the truth and made him cry
>>557849697how is anything fists a meme, they're literally the best meele weapons in the game, they only do a bit less stagger than colossals on r2. it's the secondary shitter meta other than halo slop
>>557849454you triggered the threadshitter so hard xhe resorted to replying twice to push xher's narrative well done the spoils of war are yours to claim you may relish in this victory
>>557849190Torrent is great I like exploring on horseback. He is a great addition to the game. And I like his movement mechanics. I do wish horseback combat was more interesting. Fighting dragons on horseback is a way cooler in my head than it was in game. Which is sad because it’s a trope I adore.>antithesis of funLook I’d be more receptive of your shit opinions when you claim them as your own. Don’t speak for everyone or the majority. In an earlier post (assuming that’s you) When you said >no oneI know you’re exaggerating but you are also hinting at majority opinion. Which is simply untrue. People love Elden Ring. It was way more popular than any other fromsoft game. It’s better for your argument to claim the masses have shit opinions than to say the masses agree with you.
>DoN 4 ED Caligo>Bird is using a incantation build using FOUR seals with +9% bonuses max
>>557836726How I wish that was going to be the case. Sadly, slop lovers will always love slop as the last handful of posts expertly show.
>>557849853we know bronybro.
>>557843467>>557843251>>557843148sexxo is needed here
manta is actually completely retarded
>>557850295this has been know the entire time but dying 3 times to basic hollows still makes me laugh
I want to sniff evil manta's feet
>>557850295I think it's really funny that she goes so far beyond cute ditzy girl that people can only focus on how retarded she is
>>557850028This isn’t 2022. You don’t speak for everyone. You are legitimately retarded and delusional if you think public opinion has stayed the same. It has soured and the shittiness of stuff like SOTE has only served to make it worse. I’m not saying you don’t have tards still acting like it’s the greatest thing ever but the division is way more extreme than it’s ever been.
It honestly looks like it's best to just treat Manta games like a duo game that happens to have 3x scaling
gg mystery heolstor. they don't know about the volcano falling star beast skip>>557847028Sorry I was queue so long that I forgot I was in queue.>>557847441I don't know who this is but I suspect this is terr.
>>557850773What are you crying about?
>>557850153don’t talk about yourself in third person cuck
>>557850153Thank you for programming his loops. Have you been here recently to see the meltdowns ?
>>557850924What are you crying about?
>>557850830she spent what? half a day dying in an invader fort trying to get her runes back only to end up losing them
>>557850417She mentioned she wanted to play Overwatch too, not such a great idea considering her level of basic awareness to her surroundings.
You guys are so lucky you never get DLC nightlords
>>557847854That’s cool. Do you mind playing some more and coming back here to share your thoughts? I’ll probably still get it anyway but I’d like to hear more from you since no one else seems to have played it
>>557851065Some of them. Heard the terrible thing line has wormed its way into his brain and eaten it. I knew some degradation of his psyche was happening when I saw his threads on /v/ today.
>>557849946I really wish girls like this actually existed
That was very embarrassing.
>>557851474like what
>>557851207Can do boss! I'll report back in with my progress over the next few days.
>>557850773nah you're just a bad faith shitposter with nothing better to do, pic related is you btw
>>557851565who is evil manta, tell usalso what were you thinking when she was just constantly dying in that fort
evil manta spit in my mouth
>>557850773You sound weirdly bitter. I love Elden Ring and no amount of shitposting is gonna stop that.
>>557851696>no argumentYour concession is accepted threadshitter. Back you go.
>>557851753>who is evil manta, tell usLikely one of her viewers.>what were you thinking when she was just constantly dying in that fort"Where the fuck is she?"
>viteazu is a dsgtroon >>557851754don't talk about yourself trishtinx
>>557850773made xher so mad xhe had to reply twice you won
>>557852037You make it sound like I'm hiding it.
To carry Manta you need a Wylder (for crowd control and revives and keeping people alive) and Duchess (to do actual damage and spam stealth mode)Manta is basically just there to vacuum shards and hug the floor, just ignore her and play it like a duo. Hell she won't even be with you 99% of the run
>>557851583Great! ThanksI think I’ll watch this anime too looks good :)
>>557852220I vomit.
>>557851753same guy that used to snipe zorb under evil zorban alias **trish** who else
>>557851853>doesn't like elden ring>yet continues to keep posting in the elden ring generalwhy are you even here then? all you do is shitpost and spread bad faith rhetorics, if anything you're the one who should go back (to /v/)
>Torrent is great I like exploring on horseback. He is a great addition to the game. And I like his movement mechanics. I do wish horseback combat was more interesting.
>>557852308I have trish blocked so I doubt it unless there's proof that it's his alt.
>>557852219>wyldcuckEven though they won with scholar and ironeye earlier
>>557850705shitter lobby
>>557852403Based game enjoyer. I see a lot of people liking torrent recently.
>>557852405>>557852308>>557851753I'm pretty sure its evil evil, he plays on the pw sometimes and always does the scatter all the items on the floor and run away at the end
>>557852392call me crazy but i swear there is one dude who will vehemently and obsessively make snarky one liner replies to anyone who brings up NR or ER. usually just says something like "if you have any brain cells you wont enjoy it" or some shit like "if you're bored of nightreign thats normal, since its garbage"
>>557852229lol I haven't seen Excel Saga in over 20 years, but I remember it being extremely silly.
>>557852463>execuck is insecure Many such cases
>>557852463I didn't say those are the only 2 characters that can do it. Theoretically anyone can do it, even two zdps guardians with manbird-tier relics can do it if they never get hit. And yes Ironeye is the best character in the game and that Scholar was really good with pots and stones so yeah.
>>557852392we pay a guy 0 dollars to bump our thread for us.
>>557852658Duchess is the best character in DoN. You just got the wrong idea from mantard using her
>>557852658Yeah scholar was a stud you guys could learn a thing or two from him, so much ULTIES
>>557852559>there is one dude who will vehemently and obsessively make snarky one liner replies to anyone who brings up NR or ER.it is true, especially if you dare bring up SotE. my guess is it's the mass reply spammer considering the similar posting style
https://files.catbox.moe/91ptig.jpgNeed an erg gf built like this
Why are there SO many chinese players?
Sens I think I encountered you in the wild, apologies I had to dip. Something occurred and I had to go, dropped all my gear as an apology before I did.
>>557848838what bad hitboxes do you tell? maybe i just havent experienced them but theres a lot of moves from isshin where i feel like i can sidestep pretty well. Like his movseet is techncially the most anti-sidestep thing ever with all these sweeping attacks but in the occasion it makes sense it works perfectly
>>557852392You’re aware this is also the Nightreign general too yes? You are capable of such a basic feat of reading comprehension, right? You’re not TAHT stupid are you?
>>557853042I was playing with randos yesterday and every other match was chinese that make the mobs skip uncontrollably, you guys are so spoiled complaining about wahhhh muh host wahhh
>>557853034kinda disgusting but I'm so lonely if she wanted to pin me down and rape me I wouldn't resist
>>557853042Live close to asians.
>>557852559>>557852931why are you talking to yourself
>TAHT
>>557853253It's what caster duchesses look like after opening 3 rises
>>557853308That’s a favorite past time of his when anons program his loops. He’ll start to talk about black penises next or adding the suffix ‘tinx’ or ‘jeet’ to various names that may or may not be his. Maybe dashed in with a side of *boogeyman that totally exists* screeching. Poor guy.
>>557853460I think I know whose webms these are just because of the shitty indian graphics
>>557853460Poor guy
>>557853034This is what Wylders wake up to every morning…? Hot damn…
>>557852813Enough is enough Trish. I'm blocking you.
>>557853680No that's what futa Recluses wake up to
>>557853034Girls that obese dont have tits like that, they sag instead
>>557853728Those don’t exist they have sopping wet pussies not dicks
>>557853439Even though it's the Vig+Str relic
>>557853704What is the problem now?
Poor guy, he's going all out today. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557853530>>557853603>>557853308>>557853160something terrible must have happened irl to make him like this
>>557854197We know bronybro, we've been talking about it for a while now. Its being discussed on a few boards actually.
>>557853950Even though every girl here has a penis
>>557852776'eye, 'uchess, 'east 'ev, whatever. youre splitting hairs, its extremely close and idgaf what the actual top 3 order is
Chances of zorbo running back to depths 2 games after humiliating himself today?
zorban you should do a replay analysis of your run with manta today it would be extremely funny
>>557854318strangely brown dsgroid post
An absolute dancing lion slaying legend is queued
RESGATE DE NETCODE
Chances trish spent all day yesterday practicing dancing lion in a practice mod?
>>5578546933/3
>>557854579 (me)Oops meant for this guy here >>557854302 (me)
>>557854693I love this style of Recluse drawn with those huge white eye lashes
Why is tidejeet using a bunch of alts
>>557854547Hell no that's a waste of time>>557854439Password viewer games today
>>557854801>Chances trish spent all day yesterday practicing dancing lion in a practice mod?I don't cheat
>>557854947Same reason he's been doing it for the last few years - he's mentally ill.
>>557854731all's well that ends well lol, ggs
>>557854801he has more hours than me and he hasn't improved even slightly. why would he start now
>>557854947Same reason terrtroon and trish do - brown genetics
>>557855140>projectingmy profile is private genius
>>557852589Ahh ok lol well it sounds cool so I’ll give it a try anyway since I want something old times right now
This is how items confer to allies works
>>557855186your(assuming you're trish) profile was public up until yesterday retard, you got ass blasted live and made it private out of shame
>>557855469>So obsessed xhe was stalking meSo? U still couldn't see the hours
>threadcow gets called out>spam posts start appearing on other boardsIt's really getting to him this time, I wonder what happened.
>>557855673>vaguecow melty cinema
>>557855673Something terrible perchance.
Why are erg boys like this after a run?
>>557855673>>557855727>>557855742gg horse gg dragon
>>557854880yeah it's very pretty.
>>557855534typical ad hominem but regardless you remain the rapedI'd hope this would be a chance for reflection but who are we kidding ?
>>557856608>Changing the goalpost instantlyOk youre not even trying I see
>>557855186you're here 12 hours a day. not hour to estimate. just ask zorban
>sensjeet melty
>>557850882>I don't know who this is but I suspect this is terr.Who are you?
>>557857162You'd only know that if you are 12 hours a day here yourself dummy
>>557857591>open thread before bed>scroll through for 5 minutes>200 trish posts>close threadcry about it
>>557857756>Making up shit because you're seethingI only really talk about post game stuff and game discussion sometimes, I'm not a big poster like other people
>>557857875adhom attack. shifting the goalposts. next
>>557858049You're the one stalking me so have fun with that
>>557855742>>557855673hit the nail on the head. he’s crying again.
tidejeet, trishtinx, and birdgriefer wipe melty
>>557858185He's been this way ever since that freemason guy started posting. He was always unstable before but something about that interaction spooked the fuck out of him.
>>557858185Stop hitting nails on the head
>>557858872Schizos routinely think the freemasons are out to hunt them and the guy gets hunted on 4chan across boards. A freemason being one of the ones hunting him would be weird to experience. It would make him think his delusions are real and result in the schisms we've been seeing.
>>557858872It's like something terrible has happened to him irl. Poor guy.
>>557859273At this point they built a house with so many nails hit
>>557859282Knowing how much he shilled E33 for memes makes it sort of funny.
>>557858049You started talking shit but okay
I need an erg gf (biologically female) around 200-250 lbs
Something terrible must have hit him on the head. Maybe it was a nail.
Nicely done. Sent that nail on the head by hitting it.
queue
>>557859498If the freemason anon turns out to be the lore anon that knows everything about the game I'd shit myself.
>>557860781Wouldn't that be ironic ;P
gg kept having to get up to stop the cat from ripping up the carpet
>>557861246ggs, and gg carpet too lmao
i guess hes done practicing
Hit the new thread nail on the head please
>>557861620He needs to calm down before he'll make it, there might not be a new thread for a few mins.He'll make our thread, but give him some time to cool off.
>>557861620The thread baker had something terrible happen to him (was sent flying because he hit the nail on the head too hard)
>>557861817additionally, he had a kino melty at the same time
Something nice must've had happened to him :)
>>557862101>>557862101>>557862101>>557862101Move when ready
new thread>>557862289>>557862289>>557862289
>>557860604>>557860379Decently funny won’t lie.>>557860781That would make sense actually…
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