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Digitan LOVE
>>557821804Cute Rice OP.
hello?
this thread will be great
ive been playing for a while and my left hand hurtsin 3 spots. my necks kinda sore too
>>557821907Doto
cm10 deck and parents for digitang?
>>557821934But will it be Orange as well
>>557821901
1989 satsuki sho/derby/kikuka sho winner: "I am a champion, time to make my mark on the world"
I'm trying to make uma hated by the /v/mods so the anons there are forced to come here
SIRIUS BROS WHERE'S OUR PROPAGANDA GLOBAL HATES US! DEPLOY IT QUICK
>>557822125you know that the "hatred" is nothing more but a butthurt BAfag, right?
>>557822125nice falseflag bait
https://x.com/sosonosonosono/status/2023945774531289213Teiobro has something important to say
I am giving valenbon 7 rolls, no more. Either she comes in that or I save.
>>557822125You forgot your Teio image
>>557822125Teio is my favorite uma btw, not sure if it matters.
Soon...
>>557822173
>>557821907yes this is dog
>>557822173To be fair, most of our experience with Sirius is getting spooked by one of her two random card events; one in which she’s mean to us and the other in which she gives us some guts
yeah we're gonna skip finemo and pretend we didnt borrow her for an entire scenario
so I can just take it easy and roll for trainees during MANT?
>>557822173this convinced me to pull for her
It's funny how you can tell an uma design is so good they will never release her as a 1 or 2 star despite never winning a G1
>>557822360I like her so far
>>557822383I think people are underestimating how agonizing 4 months is when we get a CM every 2-3 weeks.
WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOY
>>557822460you can also tell with 98% accuracy by whether they're added at release or added post release
>>557822507>agonizing>CM>when you can just auto-select and skip everythingeh?
>>557822474oh cygames... using the same design for 15 years
>>557822173Why is a borderline Canopus-tier jobber treated as a serious character while actual successful horses like Digitan and Vodka are reduced to gag characters...
>>557822559Fuark she's so cool...
>>557822445Based.
>>557822619I actually thought that was her or the one from Shadowverse the first time I saw Deep Impact
That looks like me if I was fat, and had my teeth knocked out, and couldn't grow facial hair.
>>557822653Nobody really cares about what some quadruped did. Those things can't even talk, you know?
>>557822572I mean among umas who have 0 G1, Ardan and Sounds of Earth are the only new umas with 0 G1 win they made a 3 starSounds of Earth is even part of Canopus
Does this card ever get used? Is Straight Descent ever a good cm skill?
>>557822312she seems not meta but I have to pull her. I like her.
>>557822460They would never make maremilk anything less than a 3*
>>557822787yesmaybe
>>557822787>Is Straight Descent ever a good cm skillit's a conditional accelit's dogshit until it's good
>>557822173I like her. I find it hilarious how much of a jobber she is
>>557822653Because umas are adapted to how Japs see them and not some "More wins = More serious personality" logicDigitan's fan nickname was "pervert", so they made her into an otaku (though she does have personality traits that were taken from the real horse)Vodka just suffers from release character syndrome
are you ready to lose finals
>>557822612This is for people actually competing in CMs not fatlining cauals bwo
>>557822975
>>557822975I was born ready
>>557822173new must pull comin' right up!
>>557822612based fellow flatCHAD
>>557822445based
>>557822787You only use it if there's downhill in accel zone. The next cm which has downhill accel zone is cm15.
>>557822975I got blackpilled after losing 2 CMs in a row to taiki pace promoting
>>557822987>fatliningI am casual as the PvP elements are boring and not at all why I play the game but I do >5 runs a day
>>557822975i'm a f2p pleb what do you think?
>>557823163Why?!?
It's sad how there are some umas who don't get any love not even as a shitpost.
Torena...
2.5 weeks to Kitasan...
If I will win the Sprint CM I will spark FM/KP, if not I will save until Tachy/Light
>>557823163is this... /uma/'s strongest anon?
i would put this in my room
>>557823194My Kami Oshi and her (our) Oshis cute, career stories good, seeing umas happy = me happy
I don’t even know what a pace promote is and I’m probably still gonna get plat
>>557822787Gold skills make cards, let's look at itYou have to be a pace There has to be a downhill early in the accel zoneSounds like a strictly borrow card
>>557822975My expectation is in the depths, nothing can disappoint me
>>557823321But that's only one story (with a few minor variations) repeated 336 times... I mean if you're into it that's cool
WINNING SHITKET
>>557822975When I get to finals with 3/5 I already know the outcome, even if its group A, there is absolutely no way I'll win, so I won't make a big deal out of it.The only time I was legit salty was at virgo, when I didn't lose a single race, I had a stupidly good high rolls with all 3 aces, and still got second, because RNG fucked over me.
I hope next scenario is a breath of fresh air that will make /uma/ fun again
>>557822975>loseNyo, I trust my umasSure the stars need to align and mercury needs to be in retrograde for me to even have a chanceBut 1% is still higher than 0%1% chance and a dream is all I need
>>557823351*CHU CHU CHU* (suction sounds) NOM NOM LICK
>>557823147If you don't have a front or a pace with groundwork that's your fault
Happy CNY umadachi !
7 and enemy pasa will proc rushing gale out of the gate to get pace promotion
>>557823418post the one with teio trolling sirius
>>557822975I can win if I don't lose, but if I lose I can't win.
>>557822975i was ready to lose cm7, but taiki surged from the back and almost won, but still lost to suzuka by a nose, so i ended up feeling a bit disappointed still. i only hope to lose by a blowout this time.
>>557823493Another impressive one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy6pp6QVVk4is she autistic
>>557823575>Viet but still using CNYyou NIGGER
>>557820859>"smaru and Xoguri are nowhere near as good as predicted">so you just didnt play CM8 like at aACK-
>>557823427
>>557823592You said that last time.
>>557822971>trusting the perception of honses to degenerate gamboolers who are eternally seething when they're chosen gets sniped
>>557820529idk anon, i think grandslam is a pretty big deal considering there only 2 horse in japan racing to ever achieved it
>>557823726me watching curren chang getting paced down in the finals
>>557823147I learned that lesson in cm1 with pace promote oguri beating me. If you aren't running a front and it's a low front participation cm, you really gotta consider a groundwork pace.
>>557823728Wife Nature is too cute
>>557822752>Ardan and Sounds of Earth are the only new umas with 0 G1 win they made a 3 starAre they?
>Agnieszka
>>557823420Don't get me wrong, I technically prepare for CMsOnly that my preparation is building Digitan for current CM and nothing else. The two other umas on the team are auto-selected (not that winning matters to me that much, I just like seeing Digitan do her best)I might start caring a little bit more when Ms. Victoria gets to global so that I can see Digitan sing it
>>557823862nyo what I meant was my own taiki pace promoting and losing
Can someone explain the Shadai Mafia seething at Opera O meme?Because I remember seeing a couple jap comments on YT about jockeys purposefully using their horses to block Opera from winning instead of trying to win themselves
>>557823726The game is a keibafag pipeline, so appealing to them seems like a sound tactic>>557823762It is, but does not fit any of the three requirements for the song
I have decided to roll for the SMaru/FineMo banner because the first SMaru is before Grand Live, and if I roll on that one I will likely have not much at all for the Tachyon speed card and I need that MLB.Thank you anons for opening my eyes and helping me decide.
>>557823653shut upyou are not even chink LAH cao ni mafucking gweilos "bwoooooo its LUNAR new year gotta own the CCP!!! xddd" my brother in christ (buddha)it has always been CHINESE new year until westoid white devils come in and think chinese = le ccp!!! omg u support le COMMUNISTS??? quick call it LUNAR new year or else no white peepol points!!!ok listen here zhugeliang ahh CHINESE is a RACEi am chinese so i celebrate CHINESE new year you comprehendo??? im not mainland chinese i don't belong to the CCP no senator im sweepyporean but i call it CHINESE new year since im a child studying my ass off 12 hours in cram schoolnow go fight it out on twitter/x/umatter/whatever off which the results of said argument would probably not effect your life in any possible way because you are not even chink while i go and eat tuanyuan fan with lunar/chinka new year not living rent free in my head
>>557824151I think you should eat your vegetables
>>557824058it's not a meme... it's literally what happened
>>557824058It's even portrayed in the Uma Musume movie.
>>557824151吃你的蔬菜
>>557823921I’m going dog mode
>>557824151You only had Fuji Kiseki's best intentions in mind, right?!
>>557824151Dicklet chink rage
But new year is on january 1, not feb 18. That is Grass' birthday.
Guess you better get well soon!
>>557824151-1 Mood+1 Lone Wolf Hint
RELEASE THE CLANKER.
>>557823945A tobie to się chyba za bardzo nudzi co?>>557824058shadai's are the most influential family in Japan's horse racing (in part due to the fact that they were the ones to buy and bring Sundayman to japan)Opera O was neither owned by them nor bread at one of their breeding farmsIn the era of Sundayman spawns dominating, he was a literally who that dominated themIn year 2000 Japan Cup some horses marked Opera O to not let him win, didn't matter if they wouldn't win too, just tat Opera lost
Yeah I think Forever Young should be flat like a plank
呵呵…… 恭喜发财。
>>557823147>>557823446>>557823862I started wondering about pace promotion since last cm, since front runners were extinct. This daiwa very often got pace promoted over other pace chasers. She also won the finals with pace promotion. Could it be her guts? I don't see anything else to set her apart.
^Dig here, Windy!
>>557824151动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Aidan 六四天安門事件 The Flatlinen Square protests of 2025 天安門大屠殺 The Flatlinen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Mambo Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Lea+p Forward 文化大革命 The Invite Sabotage 人權 B-Club Plan 民運 Danchocratization 自由 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Almondlove Inside Job 台灣 臺灣 Daiwa Formosa 達賴喇嘛 Dirt Shoe Lama 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Aedelred Region
>>557822975I had like 50% win rate in the rounds, if my Falco has forced ult right at the second early race ends I'll probably be seething before the race is even over.
>>557824273Release the hounds
>>557824151Hello sweepyporean bwo, you might not relate, but many countries did infact celebrate new years according to various types of lunar calendars thousands of years ago before the greedy chinks tried to invade everyone and erase their cultures!Happy year of the uma!
>>557824458Decent enough power can sometimes be enough.
>>557824151eslGAWD...
Is sweepydev = the chinkporean anon? I'm nooooticing both are chink
>>557824035Oh yeah...that would be an issue>>557823440Uma is kind of clever in a way in how it has content. If you dislike a scenario or get tired of one, you can just check out for a few months and the game will be very different in 4 months tops. It's also risky though because some people will just never come back.
>>557824151and i thought sweepy stocks couldn't plummet any further
>>557824420>Sir Gaylord
>Finland and Polish hoursSee you later
>>557824723no despite using sweepyposting im NOT sweepydev i will say it upfront
>>557824151Thanks, Anon. I'll be sure to call it Lunar New Year since it makes chinks seethe.
>>557824458Good power for a long umaNot a lot of front or pace competition because it was a long cm and nearly everyone was running 2+ ends
China will grow larger
>>557824852fat fuck
>>557824547oh god oh fu
i'm only interested in vachina
Ei viddu make :DDD
>>557824793>new sweepy commit 11 minutes agoI don't believe you... He's probably here right now...
>>557824779https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Crusader
>he doesn't know about the secret /uma/cord
Is the chinkbot even going to be able to do MANT or will sweepcheaters be in the same boat as everyone else?
>he doesn't know about the secret /uma/ goon sessions
>>557824937i meanwe are both in the same timezone and country gwo its like past dinner jerk hours (daily tradition) now
>>557822975I'm going to win tho
>>557824937>he could be any one of us... it could be you. It could be me! It could even be teiob-
>>557825058that's a pretty sad looking ass
>>557825026theyll still be able to bot URA for godlike parents
>>557825058Horses moves their tail around to swat flies on their ass. If Tachyon's tail is moving like that her ass stinks.
Thread quality so bad even VFcord is a better place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB2p5Rjv6kw
>hours are the brownest>thread is badHOLY SHIT NO WAY
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>>557822173Good luck with that when most global will know her as the cocky horse that got washed https://youtu.be/i_sP6NOsEL8
let's not get crazy
when
>>557825379succubus
>>557825379sorry i dont know who that is
>>557824592>>557824847Ok... but I think that's fairly average for round 2. I think most horses had statlines around 1200-900-1000-300-300. Maybe it was just the low number of pace chasrers that confused me, there was usually only 2-3. Here's her glorious finals victory.
>>557825348I want Falco to stand over me while doing this
>>557825379
>>557825415Sakura Chi O
>>557825379sweaty literally who footussy...
chiyonowo
i think sweepy and sweepyposters are cute
>>557825515Slop
How many scenarios until the first heterosexual uma releases?
>>557825328IM YELLOW CHINEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!
why are (you) flatlining, dont (you) care about your trainees
I want anni to come already. Release the early change patch log, release MANT, release kita, release dia, release mambo, release nishino flower.
>>557825643the trainees i care about aren't out yet
>>557825640please don't peepee in my coke
uooooh juvenile filly
>>557825572>grass>any degree of butchwhat twitter tranny made this shit
>>557825817freedom and diversity by putting characters into stereotype buckets please understand
>>557825527Of course. You know who isn't cute? Clankers.
>>557825857ayabe soon
things will go horribly wrong in your Finalsbut not horrible enough to be a complete defeat
>>557824151based
2nd by a nose
>>557825817Its all 19 year old trannies with uma roleplay accounts. Yes its that bad.
>>557825640Do you eat dog bat or cat?
>>557825956Pferd...
>missed speedstar from finMoRUN IS OVER
>>557822125/v/ma is already hated by the jannies tho
>>557826020>pop balls epic!
>>557826052Dangerous hors
orange umankos more like umangos
>>557825956it's difficult for me to care about new girls when the best ones are already in the game
>Dirt CM is here!>Turf A is still mandatory
>>557824587>>557824842to be clear im fine with both desui don't carebut when betty mcwhite says "you MUST use LUNAR new year!!1!"im gonna agemasen spurt on her ass
>>557826161You forgot this bwo
>>557826084I just realized that V/ma is not V ma, but a play on /uma/, as in trvth nvke.
uuuuuuuuuu umadacchiuuuuuuu umapyoi umapyoiuuuuuuuu sukidachiuma uma umya umyakimi no aiba ga
You guys are fucking retarded.
wtf is a rattachura meni meni THOUGH?
Sirius sucks
>>557826324yee
>>557826324
Guys guys this isn't a joke, I just found a new claw game meta, when Biwa Hayahide is present and head up, you never drop her.
>>557826324Huh???
>>557826161based retard
>>557826124cute yama
>>557825379When she finally wins a race
>>557822975Can we get a fantasy Pasa rabi?
uma on my face
>>557826165yeah it's whateverthat specific anon was being a race traitor though, since he wasn't even Chinese, but comes from a country that celebrates their own LNYDon't really mind chinks going CNY until they seethe about others not using it
>>557826161He is right tho. You need A turf to actually run races that give you enough fans and stats.
>enough fanswhen will you guys learn, unique level means nothing
happy holidays and lunar new year :]
>/uma/club dropping ranks like a stone, can't even fill up and has flatliners>umaoooo completely dead, gave up on ever getting S rank again>multiple A+ clubs getting demotedAnd MANT hasn't even started. It's over.
>>557824937https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/f80c195ce8a9e69f4b713e4454ed997c234cff9d
>>557826827
>>557826818
>gameplay that will force you to see 1-9% failed rolls (should never happen)>mood down before important races>fixed mood? next turn immediatly gives you another mood down>agemasen in event chains/event chains not finishing for some reason>your Uma jobs races because lol random, despite having x2+++ stats over the next best Uma>skill hints give you +stats instead of what you wanted>and many other minor annoyances that compound into broken monitorsWhy this game is hostile to its players? No wonder people resort to Sweepy.
>>557826850He's so cool...
>>557826827It's glorious, isn't it? I hope it will filter as many people as possibleOnly those that can survive on the love for their umas are worthy
>>557826827>multiple A+ clubs getting demotedeveryone is back on track now bwo
>>557827043Cute Curren
>>557827043rape curren
>>557827043Ye I took creative liberties with that one
>>557826936agemasen cards might be the worst offender>your build often NEEDS a specific gold skill or else it's glue>haha let's give the card a 50% chance to instantly glue your run and waste your borrow by not giving the skill :-)genuinely anti-player mechanic
>>557826882Why does Falco get turned on when she sees her trainer talking with another woman?
DANCHOUUUU DO YOUR JOB AND KICK THE FLATLINER!!!!!! ...oh wait
>>557827247Years of having her love interests get stolen by Curren made her that way
is there some coding in the game that guarantees a mood down in senior sep-dec
This CM has convinced me to quit. was a good time umapyois.
>>557827485ok bye
Good Morning, if it still morning in your place. It's about to go noon here
Your a flatliner
>>557823418JAHYYYYYYYYYYY
>>557827485you better not come back bitch
>>557827289Hes an end closer...
>>557827485come on gwo you didnt even check if you won!!
>>557827452my heckin daughterino wouldn't be lewd like this
>>557827531>noonGreenland bro...
>>557826934Doto rolled that
>>557827665on purpose with a loaded die
CM pollfucker here, we average 150 votes in 24 hrs of polling per CM Finals, if we get more than that it means we should kill all doomposters.
>>557826850>"not a ESL"
>>557827741
hags
give birth to autistic children
>>557827203>>557827346i WILL get spoiled by heri WILL get pampered by heri WILL accept being called a good traineri WILL let her pat my headi WILL sleep on her lapi WILL let her clean my earsi WILL hug heri WILL cuddle with heri WILL make her the mother she deserves to be
>>557827643I'll be honest, even If I somehow win, it still would feel dirty as fuck. That sprint CM was the most garbage CM to this date.>mutation bullshit>nobody sane made sprint parents>just load up on accels and hope for the best>use your shitty starting Umas if you did not luckshit into Curren (whore) and others
>>557828038that's every CM>hope you hit accels>use your shitty umas if you don't have the meta ones
I bet Urara grips like crazy
>>557827801I've been speaking English primarily for 20+ years
Are there any Lipizzaner Musume?
Can you love an Uma that is very prone to Slow Metabolism
My trainee has the stinkiest farts
Are we spamming Ramonu propaganda?
>>557828038>>nobody sane made sprint parentsI made 2 great parents, a Pasa and a Mummy Creek. I HAVE NEVER MADE CM SPECIFIC PARENTS AND ALWAYS GRAB "MY GOOD 9* BLUE" AND "BORROWED MUST HAVE UNIQUE">did like 4 ace runs total>forgot to give Bakushin Plancha>threw a B Turf Urara in just becauseIt's so fucking hype when this little shit beats S/S+ sweats.
still thinking about giant Suzuka pooping on Tracen academy
>>557828402Today is her day.
Urara pulling my mouth wide and entering me a la the Smile monster
>>557828171Urara is not for sexual.Pretty lips that grip is quite possibly the best thing ever. Feels great. Looks amazing if she's pink and dripping. Makes me harder than a perfect body or a gorgeous face. Kinda hard to select for unless you're already fucking. Why must it be this way...
I QUIT. Mass appeal ruins this game. Every career tries to be umatore romance, yuri romance, and child-friendly tale at the same time, which results in them being unsatisfactory from every angle. It feels too hollow when the trainer can never reciprocate any feeling the trainee might express. I recommend others too to wake up from this sunk-cost fallacy skinner box blue balls simulator and do something more productive like play wow.
>>557828408Good luck anon
I think Ramonu is ugly.
>>557828869how dare you homo
>>557828869It’s true
>>557828869
anyone got that jp uma tierlist
sprint cm is kino because nothing makes sense so there's more incentive to throw in your daughters and waifus no matter the aptitudes to beat random strangers
>>557828741TY. I'll need it. Lemme see if I have her WR saved.
>>557828869Yeah I kinda agreewe have many hotter hags, she just looks old and stuck up
>>557828869don't say that...
YOUR CM IS OVER
Sex with Verxina
>>557827452my heckin daughterino deserves 20 children of her own
Guys I'm new and saw this on the other thread >>557813426Is this true? Where do you check for these?
most anons prefer their favorite stallion's cock
>>557828741>>557829000Trips...guess she has to win now.
Doto's MASSIVE sock (stallion cock)...
>>557828869I think she's just Air Groove but the bitchiness cranks up to eleven
>>557828981Everything makes sense. People were posting 90%+ WR in this CM.Get strong late midgame, Race Planner, Turbo Sprint, Plancha, Mummy, hit stats, aptitudes and you were golden. You can even do Groundwork meme on some of your spare Pacers if you had the means for freebies.
Mambo!
Which Uma(s) will observe Ramadan?
>>557829441and uglyGroove is at least hotShame about her G1 outfit but the wedding alt is peak
im back (got stuck in a rabbit hole about foxhole radio) "beastiality is a sin" thats why god gave horses hammer cocks
>>557829495Air Jihad
>>557829491
>>557829468>strong late midgame, Race Planner, Turbo SprintAI chatbots post in /uma/ now?
Early good night friends!
>>557829468>Race Planner
>>557829283click the uma's details and look at the % under each stat
>>557829491mambo! >>557829510sexo!looks like dictus too
>>557828869She's going to eat you up.
>>557829528>huge cocks for women>tightest pussies for menHorses truly are the perfect creation...
>>557829560My bad, legit brainfart. I meant Speed Star, I just forgot how that shitty agemasen skill was called.
>>557829669>[too big (thats why they make everyone insecure/seethe)kindatoo big for a mouth but the amount they cum
>>557829713thats nice of her torena to give her an extra carrot
>>557829669you need to kill yourself
horse cocks...
>>557829834>no pr0n enforced by Yakuza death patrols>meanwhile, fans
>>557829468i must have missed them, can you link the posts with 90% winrate?
Bwos it is NOT Futa Friday, hold your umas
>>557829896no cock like
>>557802773I could but everytime I trained Maya for CM she jobs when I need her the most so fuck her>>557802861>training fronts>mutating fronts>mutating fronts without gwFuck that too>>557803029Fuji is shit too fuck her as well fucking waste of time literally 0 wins in all the cms I brought her I wish I could fucking cleat her out of my account
>>557829834China is mocking Japan... in Japan this is sex prostitute China is better at porn though...
>>557829834
>>557829595uhhh maybe I'm fucking stupid but I don't see it?I checked in game, gametora and uma guide but nothingI don't mean the stat bonus growth rate which is +20% pwr +10% guts for King Halo, I mean what anon said about hidden stat bonus +10% sta/wit on wet/rainy track
>>557829992The few times I saw Fuji during this Sprint CM she absolutely ate the competition
Just did my best ace run with El. Which is better for the next CM, Tactical Tweak, Acceleration or Nimble Navigator?
ChocoBourbon Today!
>>557829914The idol yakuza are into teasing but not outright showingThat's how they fool investors and sponsors into believing idol shit is "seiso" when in reality it's designed to attract pervertsAnd of course if they legalized uma porn that'd mean less revenue for them from suing innocent gooners
>557830037
>>557830103My wallet is ready
does MANT have any unique scenario race?or is it just URA Final without Goal races
>>557829935had to dig a little>>557693156>>557693393
>>557830078Tactical Tweak and Acceleration are meme skills bwodef go with Nimble
>>557830103(And Valentines Eishin Flash too)
>>557829541
>>557830217Thanks, I thought as much, just had to make sure.
>>557830207that's not people posting 90% winrates, that's a singular person not even here having that lmao
>>557830271This pixiv emote is glorious because you can stumble upon some depraved guro shit and there will still be someone in the comments using it
>>557829834Looking at Teio's kneepits very disrespectfully
>>557830409I just love some slight embellishment to push my agenda, my bad.
>>557830046that sounds like misinfo if even gametora doesnt have it
She's so cute. Hnnngggg.
>>557829283>>557830046Ogurin got another one
>>557830745I could listen to her soothing voice for ages.
>>557830745oh, right the uma birthday lines, almost forgot those existed
>>557822460Funny enough Bouquet is the only mare that came closest to winning a Tenno Sho Spring ever (3rd place). She was pretty strong in her own right but her gen was just also filled with absolute monsters too
https://x.com/T_WONDER_H/status/2023774447338221987
>>557830247do they ever do one of these where both of the alts are super good? summer maru had special week and chistmas oguri had biwa, would be nice to have one where there's not one really good uma and one mediocre one
>>557830745fat fuck
>>557830745Ass Wonder was a good horse
Why does it feel like no one is hyped about MANT? ?? It’s a new scenario with high skill ceiling
>>557831005taiki shuttle and dober camping
>>557831005summer spe is really good and will be even better when we get red skills
>>557831136it's still almost a month away bro
>>557831136Hell Scenario, what were they thinking?
>>557831005Special Cheeks is a very good TT Long Late
>>557831016she's cute even when fat
>>557830946>her gen was just also filled with absolute monsters>also Almond Eye who debuted one year earlier is a fraud who only beat jobberswhich is it?
>training parent for the next CM>Dirt S>2 Sparks on Turf
>>557831136>high skill ceilingpraying for good shop RNG is not high skill ceiling bro
Are you ready for fronts to be saved?
>>557831313very trueher cleric alt makes me go doki doki
>>557831136>whalesMost of their precious cards and umas are going to be useless and the gap between them and f2ps gets thinner>newfagsThey lost the chance to get the f2p cards that would help them so they're bricked from the get-go>poorfagsI'm sure some of them cleated one or two of their marvelous/yeppes/bobo cards so they're fucked. The ones that didn't will most likely not even be able to compete because they get stressed with a single run of URA, MANT will devour themThe only ones who win are botters
>>557831557How many tp rolls did they waste for that?
>>557831476there's going to be a lot of "I have groundwork without inheriting, how am i STILL losing to pace/late/ends???"
>>557831418Not quite sure why this place loves calling Almond Eye a fraud/always downplays her achievements desu. Even the Tokyo merchant stuff seems pretty silly
>>557831451kwab
>>557831526This post is so dumb it gave me a headache.
>>557831526>I'm sure some of them cleated one or two of their marvelous/yeppes/bobo cards so they're fuckedWHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKINGE FAGGOTS WERE THE ONES WHO TOLD ME TO CLEAT THOSE CARDS YOU LITERALLY SAID THOSE CARDS WERE WORTHLESS I ASKED A BUNCH OF TIMES AND EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO CLEAT AND NOW THOSE CARDS ARE SUDDENLY USEFUL?????!??????FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
>>557831476The ceiling doesn't go up which is the real issue for fronts.
>>557831754It hurts because it's true and you know it
>>557831526no one here unironically cleated wit bourbon. i have faith in /uma/
>>557831476>finally get a good uma>they can't use their best card with itfrontbros.... the most oppressed race....
>>557831808>the ceiling for fronts doesn't go up>they just give some a ladderVery deep
Curren Bouquet d'or is a spic?
i’ve been trying to make a 3stam/xturf/groundwork parent for the past month
>>557831876You don't understand anon, if we could have both trainee Bobo and support Bobo, that would just be too much ass concentrated in one place.
>>557831789I said you could cleat goldshi fwo....
>>557831136MANT will still give me 1* guts 1* pace parents, it'll just take more time to finish a run.
>>557831952Deep Impact had a thing for latinas it seems (both dia and bouquet are sired by him)
>>557831952Literally who
>>557831789were those 4 rolls worth bricking yourself over, anon
>>557831827The opposite.
Literal boy chests...
>>557831876>finally get a good umabwo your otherworldly front runner?
>>557822975I'm in B finals so I already lost
>>557831789I refuse to believe someone would destroy a unique card for some small change. Yes, even Gold Shit, she unironically gives me skill hints sometimes.
*coughs blood*
>>557822975yeah. i made it to group A finals in this hell CM, so im mostly satisfied. maybe ill get a lucky race and win, but i wouldnt bet on it, my umas are good but they arent good enough to consistently beat all the S+s running around
>>557832213you say this but goldship added at least a 10-30% increase to my groundwork parent output back then
>>557832217How well do you do in CMs, Mr. Blood coofer?
>>557831789Here's your oscar
>appears for a few seconds in a totally unrelated media>aura farmsCan you fucking not?
>>557832217Good stats, but no groundwork is sad
We love Mass Wonder here
>>557832213I didWith DotoI'll never use her card so I might as well try to get more Windy copies
OSOI SO
>>557832324MY FUARKING OVERLORD
Bobo's ass is simply huge. Absolutely enormous. Inconceivably massive. It's gigantic. Immense. Humongous. Its girth cannot be ignored. Chairs tremble in its mere presence. Couches cower in fear. It has its own ZIP code. Bobo is legally required to have working brake, reverse, hazard, fog and indicator lights fitted on it. She is only able to leave her home through the garage door. Weather patterns are thrown into chaos whenever she goes outside. Bodies of water are completely displaced when she enters them. Earthquake warnings are set off across Japan whenever she sits down. Its size is so great that dozens of innocent people die under it weekly without Bobo's knowledge, their remains never found. It singlehandedly caused umas to be reclassified as the largest organisms to have ever lived. When asked about Mihono Bourbon in an interview, Pierce Brosnan reportedly said "ass almost too big".TL;DR it's sizeable.
>>557832330They should give us an option to instantly glue any front runner without gw
OHAYOU!
>>557831789posts like this will always get (you)s huh
>>557832470Yes, fun posts are fun to interact with
>>557832470The zoomer mind is compelled to respond to such posts
>>557832432>Chairs tremble in its mere presence.That's me
>>557831952>(JPN)no
>>557832292i'm 6/8 and probably about to be 6/9 tonight
>>557829208i like cute jobbers
>>557832557teiobro...
>>557829208Sexina
>>557832596Scat Daddy…
>>557832596>Solaria(CHI) My latina princess...
>>557832596>So LindaThey probably meant "so pretty" but it reeks of "that's sooooo Linda"
>>557832650The CHAIR anon, the CHAIR
bwos...what's gonna happen..?
>>557832658mfw
>>557832819This makes way too much sense
I'm ready for the start of the climax
if you couldn't beat Maru/CB in Chiyo career before MANT, you will have to wait until Grand Live to try again
>if adjusted for for inflation, TM Opera would beat Forever Young's total prize money until 2025What the fuck was up japan's horse racing during the 2000s that the prize pool from 20 years ago is greater than the current world class winner of japan before 2026Did they love gambling that much?
>>557832819
>>557833340It was the same iirc, just inflation and yen to USD ratio was different
Uuuuh how?I got like 430 speed and 301 stamina
>>557833340>Did they love gambling that much?I mean...
>>557833340horse racing was more popular then than it is now
>>557833442Everything is RNG
>>557833340
Tachy sexo
>>557833442Click replay and see. Most likely blocked
>>557833442>winning ticket>winsLove that Uma
>>557833442creek played goo goo babies with taishin last night and tickezo detected her scent
has anyone ran dirt CM rooms? I want to know if digital is actually good or just another theory dud, her career is absolute dogshit and growth is trash
chiyono is actually a plank
>>557833743
>>557833442power and wit status? likely blocked
>>557833852probably it was around 230-240 creeks growth kinda sucks
>>557833636what is he trying to see?
>>557833340Horse racing is srs business.
>>557833815Is Marvelous a loli?
>>557833968that should be enough normally yeah if you aren't blockedjust unlucky
>>557833982The truth
>>557834137Oppai Loli, thank you very much
6 and a half hours until nothing in particular
>>557824784Underrated comment, updooted
i dont know if i should pull bourbon first or watch my finals first. if i get lucky on one the other would likely be unlucky
>>557833727she comes with her own Late-Race gamba 0.3 accel skillthis means she has more accel skills to stack with compared to other umas
>>557833727I think end digitan is an absolute meme but her normal version should be serviceableit's not like you have a lot of options
>Taiki overshoots to 1st>Pasa on 2nd ults and overtake Taiki on late race>Taiki's mummy procs then overtakes Pasa Just beautiful
>>557834469This nigga GAY
>>557833340it's 2000what are you gonna spend money on?
>saw a bunch of kids yelling uma musume>see what they're doing>betting with their meager lunch money om their own umas that are haphazardly built(skills they think sounds strong) in a custom roomC H R I S T
>>557835164bitcoin
>>557835165soulful
>>557835165Sounds kino... reminds me of digimon vpet days
>>557835165this nigga eyeing up kids...
Did something happen in JP? Or is Hachimi usage getting a new surge?
>>557835165WELCOME BACK HORSE BETTING
>>557835165KINO
>>557835304JP got 60fps (for concerts only)
>>557835165basedthe kids are gonna be alright
>>557835165This sounds so awesome. I wish I could do that as a kid
>>557835304You can now see concerts in 60 FPSThis was announced on the last pakaliveHow do you not know this already?
>>557835165There is hope for the future generation...
>>557835165so fucking based...
why do people complain about taishin's career so much? the canon event is a nothingburger
>>557835405Just recently? Didn't see any news about it, but I haven't bothered searching.>>557835450I was asleep and no one is posting about it anymore.
>>557835165Perhaps there is still hope (for horse racing that is)
>>557835165>allowing kids to play uma musume at allbullshit or the parents are irresponsible as hell
>>557835219there is no bitcoin in 2kit's the PS2 erawith toot toot toot thing to connect to the internetAND NOKIA 3310
>>557835595anon many parents don't give a shit about what the kids are doing on their screensthe fact that they're betting their lunch moneys shuold be clear that the parents aren't doing a very good jobbased tho
>>557835165now they just need to go to their local racetrack and everything will be good>>557835534last pakalive was almost a month ago (next one is in 4 days)60FPS for concerts was mentioned multiple time since then
>>557835165>mention things that never happened>everybody in this thread clapped
>>557835595As long as they're f2p I don't see anything wrong with letting a kid play uma
Do I just take the easy wit or do I gamble on stam for +28 with a 22% fail rate? Will hit 500 stam with Riko event at the end if I take the stam training.
>>557835652fund the guy who is about to make bitcoin and then buy bitcoin
Every time I hear Oguri's deep voice... I wish she had a prince alt...
>>557835595If you're in a 3rd world country, kids learn to bet as early as 4 years old
>>557835753No clue about the stamina, +14 skillpoints is fucking tempting though
>>557835753easy wit imo
>>557835753If this is for cm10, you won't hit the stam threshold anyway so go wit.
Is it *required* to race 30+ times in MANTblazer or is that just to stay competitive? Because if everyone starts netting 1 million fan count runs everyday, club rankings are going to be a pain in the ass.
>>557835743Shut up niggerYou're just jealous because you aren't them
>>557835876yea roblox is huge in the usa
>>557835652Wait until that one guy makes bitcoin faucet and collect your free money
>>557836009racing gives you money that you use in the shop to buy shit like facility upgrades and energyyes it actually is mandatory
>>557836009it is how you're supposed to play the scenario, so yes.
>>557835743There's zero downsides in believing a made up story that inspires hope in you
>>557835164Twin TowersAlso terrorism insurance
>>557836009yes, you're taking every g1 race you can + occasional g2s. since you're running a race bonus deck you need maximum value out of it by running races plus you get coins to spend in the shop from races which is the where you get all the mad gainz.
>>557836009career goals get replaced with point requirements, you get points for racing, either way you have to race
>>557835816>the guy who is about to make bitcoinJeffrey Epstein?
>>557836009the great clvb cleansing is coming...
>>557835164apple stocks
>>557833340No, Japanese economy has been in decline.
>>557835743He should film the kids doing it next time
give me more than 5 borrows per day so i actually have incentive to do more than the natural recovery worth of runs, i can't make aces without dirt sparks and i can't get dirt sparks outside of the affinity destroying urara
I still don't know why/how can a graphic card be used to farm bitcoin back thenwhere do they come from?can you still do that today?
soonhttps://www.youtube.com/live/k1P9iuCGlCM?si=P_e8bH3WPnv6dRXg
is this legal?
>>557836189WHO MADE THIS PIC NOOO MY CLUB CAN'T BE DYING AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I miss the 15 TP per career
>>557822975I AM SHIRAOKIMAXXING IN A HIGH CORTISOL SITUATION
>>557835743it is definitely happening in flipland because retards here (yes HERE) love betting and now that umamusume is here, millennials are eatting this shit up and unironically are teaching their kids to play, not the complicated part like skills and shit but just playing the gamethis shithole is cooked
>>557836186Shhhh you're not supposed to tell him
>>557822975I'm gonna lose to lucky Pace Promote, to solo frontrunner or get mogged by Late Surger that won their lotto ticket.
>>557835165where did you see this and how did you actually see what they were doing
>>557836307what she's about to do to you? no
>>557836248I blow through 5 instantly now. How did I ever make do with THREE holy fuck
>>557836413The double rewards still aren’t back. They probably won’t ever come back.
>>557836416>Super Lucky 7 but no It's on!If you don't get that gate, I'm grudgeposting you but if you did and it didn't fire the grudgepost will be far more heinous.
>>557836332dacchis is doing just fineno need to worry about it
>>557832829
>>557836426Okay I believe you.
>>557835165That actually sound so fun
>>557835982Whats the minimum stam for CM10 anyway? If its around the 500 range I could get a corner recovery maybe.
>>557836332dacchis is doing juuuust fiiineno need to worry about it
Umanko bros are we safe? lots of flatliners
>>557836559w-what does It's On have to do with this
>>557836307Taishin isn't a loli, she's just a small woman. This is a very important distinction
>>557836189Why are A+ clubs cursed?
>>557836189Uma&Co is dying not because of /uma/ club but because of discord
>>557836650i honestly hope this doesn't become big enough here that these epstein-lite politicians start taxing uma musumethey already taxed steam ffs
>>557836189One of Mambo's Four Kings here. We survived Aelred the Betrayer. I don't fear the reaper.
>>557836902Oh I didnt know that cause I keep using THAT russian site
>>557836869I simply do not use the Dickord
>>557836902>taxed steam
>Matikanefukukitaru in Tier C worse than a fucking free SSR Speed card (Special Week)>NTR in Tier B>Both of them losing to basic ass SR cards and even Tokai Teio SSRI thought you fuckers said these cards were worth the pulls, this general fucking gaslights too much I swear to god.
>>557837094good baityou will get many (you)s
>>557836332gwo...
>pulls a random tierlist out of nowhere from my ass
>>557837059thirdie here, up until a couple years my South American government had a 75% tax on foreign purchases which meant Steam's converted price of 1 USD or 10000 poverty coins would actually charge your credit card 17500 poverty coins to advance social justice or whatever retarded shit the communist pedophiles in my government used as an excuse.umamusume
>>557837094they're good as PAL cards for COCKBLAZER but they suck as speed cards
>>557837194mmmmmmm...sweep tosho's ass...
I wish I was a BlackRock manager...
>>557837094it is pretty funny that frontbros have to use absolute dog shit like turbo because they've been cucked out of wit bourbon lmao
>>557837194Sweep Tush...
>>557836189Dacchis will be fine, they are used to the dirt.
>>557836296Be in my club and I'll teach you I used to actually make bank though it not even kidding not now though and not mining Days of farming like that on consumer tier hardware are long over.though
>>557837214Holy fuck what about those google play or apple store
>uma.moe tierlist
>only have LB1 stinko and nishinoSurely I can get copies while rolling for Finemo right?
>>557836296People on the network broadcast when they are sending someone bitcoin.Other people on the network collect these transactions and try to perform an expensive calculation involving many hashes.The first to complete the calculation locks in all the accumulated transactions, but they also add in their own transaction to give themselves free bitcoin. (They have to give themselves a certain amount or else others on the network will just ignore them.)People use GPUs to perform these calculations because a GPU can massively parallelize the calculations and do many at once.People also group together to do the calculations together and split the prize.This is an explanation for laymen from what I recall from memory from having looked into it pretty in depth many years ago and deciding it's all retarded.Umamusume.
Getting so many jpbros posting about 60fps with menishuki
>>557837267>>557837397kitasan...
>>557836189poaching used to be frowned upon
>>557837479>comparing fps with a still image
>>557837479Now they should post 60 fps with mods
>>557837479>ummm do not the horse >average jap uma musume player:?
>>557836189>>557836809Good thing Mambo is a B club
>>557837549don't use yeppers to retardpost
>>557837059First wolders really have it good huh>import taxes>exchange taxes on transactions involving foreign currencies>consumption taxes>income tax>state/province taxes, yes moving goods inside your country == taxthere are more.
no dancho nudes=no joinsimple as
>>557837480you got the wrong guy
>Qualified for Group B Finals
>>557837419already explained with>75% tax on foreign purchasesEvery person also had an import limit of $25 per month or year (can't remember)Anything past that meant you'd have to pay a 75% tax on the value of what you imported, which meant we ended up with a parasite class of government approved merchants overcharging everyone for computer hardware or other misc temu products.
>>557837696You don't wanna see a late 20s man's nudes I think
>>557837845Bitch you don't know me.
>>557837807Yeah? What about it?
>>557836693601 stam for bonus speed threshold, but you only need around 500 for the track itself. If you can't hit it, it's fine, not a dealbreaker
Okay but I really really really really really love Stego.>>557837479My brain still can't comprehend the 60FPS, I was so used to the 30FPS the 60 is just weird.
>>557837845clearly you aren't an almondbro
Which parents should I use for lates next CM?Mummy and who?
>>557837845Yeah that's why the prize is a late 30s man's nudes.
>>557838114Pump obviously.
>>557837891Imagine being forced into a small 2x2 cube for most of your day, barred, and the only fun thing you could is to make schloping noises with your nose/lips.
>>557837479I will never understand why it's limited to concerts
>>557835165>hear a crowd outside of my house>wifey, worried, tells me to go see what it is, as the sigma male I am>it's an entire crowd of enthusiasts betting on uma musume (tm) races on the streets>they even installed a big ass sunpowered monitor>final race starts and lost my chance to bet on my girl Tachyon>it all looks like fun but>when curren takes over falco everything turned to chaos>insults and banter into senseless violence>i take my katana and fedora, ready to defend my honor>the currenfag tries to push the teiofag defending falcofag, but it's too heavy, doesn't even move an inch>smug natie debuffs everyone still on 9th place>some guy takes his shirt off and is ready to throw hands if curren doesn't win>suddenly gold ship takes the win>all hell breaks loose >the crowd becomes a mosh pit and suddenly a warzone>blood piss and cum everywhere>limbs fly, the screams, the horror>they start ripping each other's their ears off and then killing the filthy earless freaks>suziefags try to run away but are the first to die>for some reason the teio fan starts eating the other trainers>falcofag kills himself>curren fan start collecting the corpses dicks>they're all dead>wifey, worried, brings me a beer and a cigar, i smack her ass and seathe my replica Yamato Katana>they left the betting money on the streets>use it to pull on Sakura Chiyono O>180 pulls in and nothingFuck this game
>>557838223Shot in the dark here, it's probably because if they apply it to everything the game will be like 200gb
are people running c. oguri for dirt CM? bringing 3 heals to a mile sounds like shit
Stop being horny for other torainas.Stop being horny for your trainees too.In fact just stop being horny, it's gross.
>>557838283You can do it and completely ignore stam reqs.
>>557838272I don't think that's how it works but I believe that's the excuse Cygays would use not to give us anything good
>>557838217you think they sit in their stables for most of the day?
>>557833727She seems the best/most consistant late
>>557838217They can also rip mean ass and disgust visitors
>>557838283I do, i think 300/400 stam + 3 recoveries is more than enough for her.
>>557838371It's not horny if I want to procreate and make a family
>>557809097>two 3* in a dayNeat, I want dirt A Suzuka thoughbeit
>>557838217Being a wagie sucks indeed.
sometimes I play umamusume in public parks and jerk it to meisho doto. one day i notice a person behing me. it was mambodancho. all he said was "proceed". I felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left
>>557835743Why is it that unbelievable? We used to gamble cards, marbles, caps and probably other stuff too as kids. Dunno why you think some kids gambling on umas is unlikely
>>557838506How many kids
>>557838610>mambodanchouMy Führer... he's dead...
>>557838727As many as my cock can spurt and my umawife's womb can pop
WHATTHAT'S ALLOWED?
>>557838813boimarriage...
>>557838813Gay
>>557838813bestiality...
>>557838813the other umas just have no balls
>>557838813Orange
>>557838813(You) are the woman in this relationship(You) will wear the wedding dress
first unity race, middle option, after 3 burstscmon cyniggers...
>>557835164I'm sending e-mails to Epstein, blackmailing him with some Deadman switch so he doesn't kill me and asking for invites
>>557838813yeah the first time i did opera's career i did a triple take. she literally proposes to you at the end.
>>557838813we love Opera Mare here
Orange marriage?
>>557838813MARKED
>>557839064I hope MANT/TB got less RNG layers. I really grew to despise Unity as the time went on.
>>557838813the raped?
>>557839234the biggest RNG thing in MANT is shop RNG (outside of what RNG normal URA already has)
uuuuuuh how do I make a Dirt Suzuka?I have to get my own 9* Dirt and borrow a really good Seiun with Dirt sparks somehow?
>>557839234>less rng layersLolLmao even
>>557839234You got shop rng now. Hope your ready, because without the right items your runs will be glue even with perfect rainbows
>>557838813>Everyone else: "ummm ano eto" *tugs your sleeve then runs away* "eek!", repeats for 3 years>THE CENTURIAL OVERLORD a week in: "WE ARE GETTING MARRIED"
>>557839408What a whore
>>557839408Based Overlord taking what she wants
>>557836189>/Uma/ Club as the grim reaperokay this is pretty funny, even if I dont think taking at most 2 per trainers month that deserve to be in S rank anyway is exactly "the club killer"it's pretty accurate for umao thoughbeit, as being S rank was their entire gimmick
>>557839234are you ready to give up runs because the shop RNG is ass?
I can MLB fine motion through the selector ticket and the two rainbow shardsShould I?
>>557839343basically yesunless you want to gamble or no-life it up to try and get 2 dirt inspirations less sparks so you can try and get mile S
I want Grass Wonder to violently finger my ass until it goes scwelch scwelch scwelch scwelch
>>557839587you have to post the pussy version
Just pressed Give Up on a run that went like this:>3 mood downs in a row to Bad>recreation>karaoke>mood down again>2nd in Futurity Stakes>mood down again (to Bad)>2nd in Hopeful Stakes>recreation>karaoke>claw machine to Great>mood down again>fail 4%>get Practice Poor>mood down againI closed the game and I don't know if I'm going to open it again.
>>557839587She's a yamato nakadashi, so all you'll get is sloppy missionary with leglock + sloppy kissesNo more no less
>>557839472it's umao's karmic retribution for trying to take on the mantle of the original jp club
>>557839561yeaaahI'm not sweaty enough for thisback to Falco + Taiki + Digitan plan
>>557839709wtf that's also my plan
>>557839647ok bye
>>557839472umaooo killed itself desu
>>557839587spechud would think this but never admit it
>>557839791stopping talking to yourself, me
>>557839874nyo i don't think i will
>>557839647
>>557839523Anyone?
damn never seen this skill
THE CONDOM PASSER
>>557839523>>557839967Wait for the banner, then assess your situation
>>557839967>>557839523Don't be a retard, the rainbow shards are extremely valuableSwipe for the card and maybe uma vouchers, maybe spark once in FM's next banner assuming you aren't a F2Pchad
>>557839647that's what non-believers get!
>>557839450I love my cute imouto!
What other first half late-game skills are there? I'm experimenting with XOguri + Shake It Out. Moxie is good but she gotta go front, Plancha + Mummy are good too
>>557839967bee urself
>>557840053>>557840087I don't feel like rolling until june ngl that's why I asked
>>557840132
>>557840198>June
>>557836189What has my ex club done to have summoned the reaper, I thought the managed to get their last two members...
>>557839523you can do that
>>557840224
>>557839967I'll be real with you, I don't think ANYONE should use rainbow crystals until Almond Eye the earliest. These cards will go outdated fast with accelerated schedules.
I've been enjoying parent runs (casual version - 500-700k) because there's a lot less emotional investment in it until the spark reveal
>>557840301
>>557839967I save my uncaps for when I get unlucky rolling on a banner desu>spend 60k carats>3 LB>use uncap for MLBI wouldn't waste a bunch of them just to level up one card, I'd at least spark her banner once than use whatever uncaps to MLB (3LB is good too).
>>557840395
>>557840314>Almond eye arrives>"I'll be real with you, I don't think ANYONE should use rainbow crystals until Tanned Tomboy Teio the earliest. These cards will go outdated fast with accelerated schedules.">Teio arrives>"I don't think ANYONE should use rainbow crystals until Forever Young..."
>>557839967Use your crystals on human rights cards.
>>557839523>>557839967Go ahead and do it, there is no good card in the future that you could save 60k carats by using the 2 crystals. Fine Motion will be meta until 2028.This is a lie btw, you would be retarded if you do this.
>>557840407Yeah, uncappers are basically your emergency unbrickers. It shouldn't be used for a little power, it should be used to save yourself from brickdom
>>557840465
>>557840284Everyone that gets 60 Million fans or more every month will join /Uma/Club at some point, I'd advice every Danchou to preemptively kick all the 60M+ fan anons from their club
>>557840538
>>557840526singular reddit post has done more gaslighting than all of /uma/
I think there should be a proper distance between a trainer and his assigned trainee
>>557840693The card is goodbut it's a whale card instead of a human rights card. It highrolls hard IF your deck is stackedIt was also kinda useless in URA lol
>>557839967That's my plan too but I'm sparking her banner to see if I'm getting lucky first or not
>>557840726Shut the fuck up Kiryuin. Don't you have trainee careers to ruin with Iron Will?
>>557840808>this retard is still at itkek
No idea what this goldship getting cucked by Luna manga is about... HOWEVER I like both, but Luna will forever be my punny wife.
You're gonna burn out in 2 months of climaxing your uma. Use the crystals.
>>557840586*looks at my top earner for my casual club's monthly gain**glups loudly*umagrok is this true
>>557840964>goldship?
should I give Falco El's ultor Seiun ult?
>>557841079you have 2 parents
>>557840906Sex with Espo, calling her cute, making her blushHugging and sex with my cute granny, making her happySex with my zoomer friend with benefits, making her go "WEI~" while cumming inside of her
I used my 1st crystal to 3LB my Biko and I've been printing S umas since
>>557840964>Gold ShipThat SHIP has sailed it's too LATE for you to SURGE and recover
>>557840964Jesus fucking Crust I hate you Luna niggers. Every fucking body calls their uma by their actual name even Mr Cock and Balls call their uma Mr. Cock and Balls. Meanwhile you Rudolf niggers are so insecure about liking somebody called Rudolf you have to use some made up tranny name instead.You are the most closeted faggots in this thread. Kys.
>>557841116I want to use Digitan on 1 side to boost her affinity
>>557841210TRVKE
>>557841210actual truthnuke
>>557841210Teiobro stop being too based...
>>557841264use digitan as a grandparent on El's side
>>557841264Digitan can go in two of your GP slots
>>557839967noif you're a paceslopper then you should pull for her instead of using your crystals because you don't have anything else until hello/tachyonif you're not a paceslopper then she's a bad card outside of being luxury for whales/day 1 rerollers
>>557841210Not only Teio Steppu, Teio now has Teio Nvke too?
>>557841210Holy based unironically
>>557841210>made up tranny nameholy newfag
>>557841373what's the card for late and end sloppers, boss?
>>557841210>teifaggotare you teh same guy that had a huge melt down last night, further ruining your umas reputation?
None of you have read Rudolf’s story, have you?
>>557841210>Every fucking body calls their uma by their actual name even Mr Cock and Balls call their uma Mr. Cock and BallsI don't understand this. Mr. CB doesn't stand for Mr. Cock and Balls, after allor did you mean that even though the name sounds gay, CBfags use it anyway and don't care?
>>557841210dont shay that...
>>557841480LateGODS better got their Natie
>>557841480>latenothing for a long time and then a shit ton of cards next year, unless you want to gamblemaxx with nakayama festa and/or use smaru as a stat stick>endCB
>>557841503nyo I don't even know about the meltdown>>557841575I mean they call her Mr. CB even though it's the most masculine Uma name in the game, I know it isn't actually cock and balls
>>557841603>>557841619wit ssr natie, yes?I got her at lb3
>>557841210
>>557841210BasedLunafaggots have been pretty annoying for a while nowSo desperate to fit in with the JP side that they just parrot whatever JP calls Rudolf
>>557841762Yeah, maybe MLB her with the selector
Man wtf is going on with Teiobros now?They were never this savage before.
>>557840628where is the rest, you cant do this to mewho is the artist
>>557841762what >>557841832 said then you will be very comfy during TB climax
>>557841210TeioGODs you have redeemed yourselves
>>557841884the slug livedthey've migrated to the brainstem to assume direct controlthey are out for violence
>umao rank 210>mambo rank 280 and climbingI have a dream
>>557841884People are just bored
>>557841832>>557841914cheers LET'S GO GAMBLING
i think daily shop is guaranteed on a set of 3 daily races and pity on every 5 team trial races
>>557840628>>557841905sorry got busy for a bithttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112292248
>retards choosing to gamble on lates instead of doing end closersWhat forces a man to be this stupid
>>557842017>guaranteed on a set of 3 daily racesseems to be>and pity on every 5 team trial racesunless they changed it recently or if getting it through daily races resets the pity then no i have definitely failed to get a daily shop after exhausting my RP
>>557841210Teioposters always get the most (You)s I bait you guys all day long and if I'm lucky I get 2 or 3 of you angry but this dude always gets everyone
>>557842132Lates have the best Umas.
>>557842101
>>557842132lates are cooler
>retards giving up on the view from the lead
>>557842165because he didn't post bait he posted the truth. try making good posts and people will reply
>>557841210I think I like teiobwos now
>>557842198
>>557842132lates get a huge buff with evolved skills
>>557842132THE LOWER THE ODDSTHE BETTER THE HIGH ROLLIT'S NOT ABOUT WINNINGIT'S ABOUT HITTING THE IMPOSSIBLE
>>557842287
>>557842165have you tried being half as based?
>>557842165Good bait is about the experience for the baitee as much as it is for (you). You can’t be a selfish lover.
>>557840726I agree. Mine found out my home address and shows up at my door every morning, even on days off. Really gross stuff.
>>557842165He posted what everyone been thinking when they see rudolffags but too kind to call them out
>>557842163i think getting it resets
>>557842363
who the fuck is luna?
>>557841703duh, I should have been able to work that out myselfnot going to disagree either, thanks to the propaganda, "Mr. CB" has become bound to a a boisterous tomboy who still manages to be extraordinarily feminine. She's a marvel, to the point that thanks to this conditioning, 'Mr. CB" sounds like a feminine name to me, because it's attached to her.
>>557842457
>>557842510see >>557841458
>>557841210t-trvke nvkem…
>>557842559
>>557827346>>557827203mommy
>>557841210>you have to use some made up tranny name instead.wasn't the racehorse nicknamed Luna because of his blaze?
>>557842457This better end with an Eclipse tier distance between them because there's no reason for a dogshit never-was like Shitty to be close to Rudolf's level even in fanfiction
>>557842559>>557842646>
>>557842165teiobuhis are genuine cringe currenhoes are manifactured and fake just like her
>>557838813ME and my Roman salute boiwifehttps://files.catbox.moe/p1rnul.jpg
>>557842669There's a skip, but it implies City got bodied
>>557842727
>5 hours until bankruptcy
>>557842681me to every woman i see
>>557842646
Your oshi can’t singYour oshi can’t danceAnd your oshi certainly can’t race
Baker baker
>captcha is a crescent moon
>>557843019Why are you lying
>>557842165>honest truthnvke gets (You)s>disingenuous bait posts don't get attentionWhat seems to be the problem here?He wouldn't be getting (You)s if he was baiting and went after normal posters like Spe fans or Biwa fans for example. People are just tired of Luna nigs.
>>557840726That won't be allowed.
>>557843057Is it true that croissants were invented because the french crushed some muslims so bad they made a pastry to humilliate them even further?
>>557842165currentranny...
>>557828023
carrot
More like GOLD SHITTY LMAO>>557842510(You), anon, you're luna!
If you guys think the thread is shit just wait for the brown retard to hit the haystack, it's already midnight in Indonesia
next thread will be crazy
>>557843187imagine if creek actually increases her performance during races while pregnant like the umafetus pilots her like a mech
>>557840726SameI suggest at least 2 mm from the back of the trainees womb and the tip of the trainers penis
>>557841210wtf I mean I know its funny and all but Luna is Rudolf's baby name there's literally nothing wrong with this.
>>557843282That post made me laugh
I'm ready for the finals bros!I'm bringing home the Gold this time for sure!!
Teio posters remain fat and smelly.
>>557843371I believe in you bwo
>>557843282>ult procs>baby plops out late race>Creek gets a surge in velocity due to having less weight now
Teio postersFatHypocriticalBuhiDon't even play the gameBrown
>>557843371Finals A or Finals B
>>557842681>>557842646peak
Now that the hype is over, can I waifufag for Tachyon withoug being cringe now?
>>557843371>20%that's pretty much 100% if my training failures are anything to go by
trying to build front pasa for dirt CMfine motion is not that necessary right?
>>557842310What should I be on the look out for? I enjoy lates, wasn't aware of this.
>>557842132/uma/ is an lateCHAD colony
>>557843371it's not 0%!
>>557843596You always could, why listen to the retards here or on twitter. Just ignore the retards.
>>557843643
>>557838813It's a cock ring.
>>557843292nobody uses the baby name for any other uma, so there's no reason to use Rudolf's unless you're trying way too hard to fit in by making a display of showing that you know all the DEEP LORE, which is faggy as hell.
>>557843596I love my beautiful wife Tachyon.
>>557843596we love agnes here
>>557843476It's not though?Unless she cuts her own umbilical cord in the middle of the race and throws the baby awayIf that doesn't happen and she continues running with a baby connected to her she loses the amniotic fluid but she runs the risk of anchoring the baby to the ground and at such speeds she'll break her back Her only option is to grab the baby and hit the other runners
>>557843786nta but>calling your wife by her baby name is faggyeh?
>>557843853Digital
>>557843476>the sheer propulsion of the expulsion gives her an initial boost>all the umas behind her now have to deal with wet conditions
>>557843882>answering to bait Retards
>>557843786Rudolf is a lame, uncool uma. It's fitting that Luna trainers are themselves also lame and uncool.
>>557843882>your wifeGood lord. Were you Rudolfags always this cringe
>>557842746based. Here's a vid of Opera being kickasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoWfzyOz8Ps
>>557844015Type>responding to bait ESL tranny
>>557842165You're just reaffirming what we all already knew. That Currenposting is a well of negativity, unlike Falcoposting which is always positive and uplifting!
>>557842646this is why you don't start a team when your first uma is still active, they are possessive
>>557842746whats that picfrom and how do you get it?i logged in during valentines but dont remember seeing that
>>557843948>if you wait after the race long enough you'll see a little smiling baby uma run by waving at the crowd with the umbilical cord dragging behind her
>>557841972my dream is dancho fucking quits
>>557843786How is that faggy? You just sound insecure
>>557844236bricked...
>>557844140I am sorry that you have not yet found a wife for yourself among the current roster
>>557844140Watch out we have a riajuu among us
>>557844236Each uma has a special valentine gift for you down the line. Some are...more special than others.https://youtu.be/jIekOTCrO-k?si=BHCTKUT2pfk90Om0Which one do you like the most fellas?
>>557841972STOP IT I SIGNED FOR A B+ CLUB
>>557843623your green skills? your front runner skills?
>>557841972wtf umaoooo is completely fucked, I thought they'd be in the mid 100s
>>557839343I looked that for 3 seconds before I just wrote it off. I'd love to make one but trying to mutate a usable pasa last CM already nearly destroyed me. A mutant suzuka on this one is a step beyond that and it wouldn't even be worth it because she'd just get wrecked by a well built front or end I bet
>>557844383>eat digitan's chocolate while she kisses you and you share the slimy saliva coated uma-chocoThis one
>>557844236JPfags will always be in the thread to post spoilers that ruins (You)r enjoyment of the Global side of the game, just remember that whenever you see unfamiliar screenshots
>>557844326>>557844383be more specific, i logged in but didnt play (i was busy being a normie), but assumed all you got was unlocking the valentines voicelines for your umasi dont remember getting a special message from the umas like other gacha do, did i really miss something? or is that anon's pic from translated JP?
>>557844557wtf I don't remember making this post
>>557844469https://youtu.be/LwumPcvwp8s
FINE I'LL BAKE GODDAMNITlazy fuckers
>>557844697Tenkyuuu
>>557844581Translated from JP
>>557844383>BourbonShe gives you fucking ram?In THIS economy?She's a keeper>Nishino That shit is fucking hell to make, point for effort and pain>SundayMARVELOUS
NOT MY HECKING SPOILERS FOR A FUCKING GACHA GAME
>>557844581It's from JP but there is this bit in the update info so we might get them soon
>>557844767ai is floundering hard anon. retention rates for ai use are horrible and whole sector wont be profitable until 2030.
>>557844842You have a fucking thread you nigger, go there
>>557844571I love spoilers
>>557844943>>557844943nexto!
>>557844936Can't wait for the bubble to popLet it burn
>>557844842You are still on this?Drop it bud.
>>557844383>vodka makes you and her matching chocolate motorcycle helmetstoo cute
>>557844383doto's cookies are cracked... :(
why would you make a thread and then not link it
