>>557727397>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>roleplay tourney IIIhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/17vcs35g-KN9wZeHn63a8TA85PAMgeyDIKjAud1Im0Ts/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12xFgBhBqMumTzgn7_yOmFYTnrxltRf2uR8jUG8J_-c8/>survey resultshttps://repo.riichi.moe/others/charactersurvey/index.html
>not sucky
>notsuckymahjongas
where the FUCK is my sucky baker??
I'M MADI'll dama every hand in ranke now
first for jane lickies
Bravo MFGkeks
birdkeks? what happened?
>>557825332looks like a valid chi to me
>>557825332uhh mjskillerbros???
>>557825332see the invisible sanshoku
>>557825332The second coming of Himejanki.
>abyssdia in 8 days
>>557825332bravo
this new wave of adeptchads sucks. Can we bring in the next one?
>>557825656
>>557825656They'll come with the dragon maid collab in april
Call me schizo but I see patterns
>>557825742Go to an eye doctor
next collab will be Mermaid Melody
>>557825656I'm making a new alt just for you, anon!
HONO-
>>557825332
>guy in 4th gets suuankou tanki tsumo on south 4 while im dealer>luck has been terrible since what do I do to get a reversal of luck?
>>557825814MY FUARKING HERO! but this one doesn't count.
>>557825962Have you considered buying one or two new characters? Maybe a couple skins?
>>557825814this shouldn't count since Chiori is locked into riichi
>HE came backis his sole purpose just to sabotage newfags into folding sanbaiman tenpai if someone calls once?
>>557826112I've done all I can
>>557826230>H*nneurs posting
>>557826292...do you even own sneed
>>557826365God, the tile set is so fucking ugly
>>557826365what happens if two players pon the same tile?
>>557826424Sour grapes
>>557826335I'm day one ride or die
>>557826365discarding TO????
daburifrog is one of the few anons who have had a net negative effect on /mjg/'s skill level
>james
I didn't play mahjong before work and now I have withdrawal.
>>557826617what are the symptoms of mahjong withdrawal?
They call me the Mahjonger Sans Furiten.
>>557826686random hands are popping into my head and I have to play them or they are just stuck in there.
>>557826751post wwyd
Mila won
>>557826751
>>557826365can you minchii the 4m into the 256m?
>>557826828Won big
it's genuinely crazy how often they are posting "mila won"who is paying for this campaign?
Organic, buttery post.
yagooey
>>557826691>mahjonger sans undertaleWhat the fuck was their theme anyways?
>>557827070I have no idea. I joined in league 5.
>>557827131I thought they were a league 5 team.
Primordial zoop
>>557827240They weren't any slop teams in the '5.
>new flet comic is another "fuji is a violent old woman" jokenever gets old
>>557826786hatsux3 S 3m 9s 1m 9m 6m S E8p E W 3m1m N 2p 1s haku 9p chun 9s E 9p W haku W 1m 1s haku 2m 9s 9p 4568m3368p136sChunx2 9m
Buzzin' Frog...
>>557827372
>Disconnected since round 1>19k points at the end of the gameI need your luck
>Mila when I unzip my pants
>>557827319Except the AIslop team
you're not making mila a thing lil broski
>>557827364turn off training wheels
So what now?
>>557826975butter blobthe blob with the butterthe blob with the butter on 'em
>>557827443I too remember Dealer Ex.
New AMOS table
>>557827364get rid of the 6s now or never
>This tile is risky but...
>>557827619what for
>>557827537Wait 7 hours
>>557827528now that you mention it I do have training wheels on in my head for every wind aside from ton
https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2024105529983824235RIP
What's going on here. Have I been chatting with schizophrenics this entire time?
>>557827734
>>557827876Yes(no)
>>557827876No(yes)
>>557827876Nyes
>>557827876Maybe(maybe)
>>557827345It's worse because you can't even tell what she flipped out over. Making a comment on food?
>>557827364>>557827528Shimocha dealt into toimens honitsu with 2sAt least I am free for the next ten minutes minimum.
Tokyo MX 悪食令嬢と狂血公爵 #7「ガルブレイスの名を継ぐ者」cynthia-7.png
How long would a 4han minimum friendly hanchan take?hinamomo-5.png
>>557828294I wonder
>>557828294not long at all
>>557828363why would you just come in here and tell lies to momo like that?
>>557828294It wouldn't even start because no one checks 4han these days.
>>557828156It's very obvious if you are Chinese.
【推しの子】 #30「アイドルと恋愛」cynthia-7.png
HONORS ARE GENBUT-
>>557828851why are you playing with them
>>557828787>>557828787>oshi no koI'm still mad at Hacka fucking up the story so bad
>>557828294Long, but not that long if you know what you're doing. There are viable ways to 4 han that aren't too improbable depending on your hand, usually riichi tanyao pinfu tsumo (with the occasional sanshoku replacing some of these) or chinitsu. You can can take time to build these hands and push very strongly against tenpai because usually no one has a hand they can ron with.
>>557825375
>>557829316Slayer of new characters, Steve
>>557829316snakekeks your time is nighmila-888.png
I have new character fatigue. Just give us 2 more outfits per event instead
When's the next collab?
>>557827840Why is he like this?
>>557828895It cant be helped
>>557829553April as always
>>557829580
>>557829783I'm new around here
WWYD
Is mjs the slowest popular gacha? So much content drought and the "events" are mostly useless minigamesAnd no, before the schizo spawns, I’m not an RC shill. Their issue is even worse
>>557831334nobody cares about events, unlike other gacha most people (90%+) play it for the gameplay.
>>557831334Tell us your ideas to improve events and contents>inb4 infinite collab dump
>>557831334but mjs is a mahjong game first and foremost?the gacha is just an addon to ensure that the mahjong game survives
https://x.com/RioTojyo/status/2024133890638479592Why is my wife playing gatari slots
>>557831405>>557831574That’s true, it’s more of an incentive for money, mahjong doesn’t “need” that stuff so they can get away with less>>557831450Daily rotation of skins outside of events, putting the daily twitter WWYDs into the game for small rewards, heck even allowing spectators to bet Coppers on Throne Room matches and introducing faction/club battles where weekly rankings give the club members a currency bonus could help.It doesn’t have to be entirely on the mahjong front, the game has so much content just locked away for no reason
>>557832008none of this sounds appealing, maybe the ingame WWYD could be fun.What I am missing most is the custom room options are extremely limited for no reason.
>>557832008>to bet CoppersWe're here for healthy mahjong
>>557832086daily WWYD but it's personalized to you, by taking a bakyou where MAKA rated multiple choices somewhat evenly, but you chose wrong and the consequence was a deal-in
>>557832000Japan has Monogatari slots!?
oo I got bird first roll while looking to get currency
>>557832349>systematically picking the items maka is the worst in just so you can laugh at themsounds pretty good
>https://www.alban.co.jp/contact>Please copy and paste アアアア in the お名前(カナ) fields of the name.>And hey, if you're feeling adventurous, you can totally give typing in katakana a try!>We're here to help no matter what.Why are the japs like this
>>557832008Online betting is banned in China.
>>557833074Based
>>557832565They're asking you to have fun for once and you spit in their face.
>>557832565>there's a backend script that automatically bins requests with アアアア in the name fieldbased jappes
https://automaton-media.com/articles/newsjp/nte-20260218-422141/Neverness to Everness will address the issue of mahjong games starting slowly and they plan to add NPCs after release to speed up the process.Open Beta Test for the game will start soon.
>>557833772damn that looks ugly, and whats up with that ZZZ ass looking UI design?
>>557833772Slop
>>557833903>whats up with that ZZZ ass looking UI design?Tower of Fantasy devs' new game.
>go out on a walk>come across a pizzeria I've never seen before>I instantly notice the mascot plastered across both windows is a loli (likely AI-generated) behind a cheese pizza>look at the place's name>"La Lolita"I felt like I was going insanesurely I'm overthinking it and there's nothing shady about it right...?
>>557834569Did not happen
Is there even any reason to play the running mini game? It seems like you can get all the carrots and horse power you need via missions?xenia-6.png
>>557835047fun
>>557834569post pics or it didn't happen
>>557835047You don't, actually. The missions only get you halfway there if you do all 3 weeks.
>>557834569
>get madoka magic collab>but it's magia record
Why didn't they release Chi Lin banner with this event?
>>557834929>>557835375>>557835501I had to actually go and take a picture since it wasn't on an online map at all
Check your mail
>>557836668>he actually did itbasedI expect a review of their cheese pizza someday
>>557836668>it's actually realI'm sorry for doubting you anon
>>557836481How new? Snake was released during Summer last year
>>557836761the fact you didn't say what it is means it's something not worth my time to open the browserI know your tricks FuJew
>>557836668can we have the next /mjg/ meetup being wherever this is?
>>557836668I have to assume it's a "All publicity is good publicity" guerilla marketing ideaBold strategy assuming anyone outside of internet weirdos knows about that shit
no...
>>557836668
>>557834569Gothic lolita
https://www.instagram.com/lalolitapizzeria/
>>557837049Everyone in Europe learns about Lolita retard
>>557837775He means the cheese pizza retard
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3123642/679ed2879b/>>557836668HOLY-
>>557837967Quattro Formaggi retardo
>>557836668But loli haet pizza...
>>557836668Nice Oblivion mod.
>>557837637I ain't clicking that shit.
>check the map to see who lives there>it's 3 people I've never seen before
This is Unteralterbach all over again…
Update the map. Chop-chop.
>the MAP
Anyone have the animations for the latest Fu Ji outfit?
>>557839134the repo
>>557836761Thank you for the 5 summon scrolls!
>>557839173>The image "https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Soul/game%20files/portraits/Fu%20Ji/Joy%20Woven%20In/spine/fuji_cj_3.png" cannot be displayed because it contains errors.
>>557839507Wrong emote
>>557839609scream at the meidos with some ako/hibiki emote
so anon can just walk in and ask for the cheesiest pizza while winking and he gets a complementary child with his pizza?sounds like a great deal to me xenia-11.png
>>557840165While we're at itLoli Liyang's animations works perfectly yet hag is just the assets I need to see that feetsies animation anon was talking about weeks ago
>>557840416the repomeidos are turbo loliconskujouriu-12.png
>>557840778As it should be
>>557840778Those in power always turn out to be kiddy diddlers, it is inevitable
>>557840778
>>557840893From the greatest of world power leaders all the way down to discord mods, the moment they taste power is the moment they desire little girls above all else and who can blame them? Little girls are the peak of attraction and sexuality and the fact that their flower blooms for such a short period makes it all the sweeter when you get your hands on them.
>>557841378I wish this were true, but the love of little girls is only reserved for the most patrician of anons. The world elites go after 16 year olds at the leastMahjong
Hoe ahh thread
>>557841672Recent news say otherwise and who could forget https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_beauty_pageant
>>557841989
>>557841758
doko
>>557842671H-hoe…If it’s forced I don’t like it! Hahi!
>>557842976
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Soul/game%20files/character%20voices/Ichihime/yaku%20-%20dora%207.mp3
>>557843158
>>557836761>>557839507There aren’t any scrolls in my mailbox…
>still no friendly in the threadWhat happened to all the koko makers?
>>557843262went to buy cheese pizza
>>557843262Too busy eating pizza
300 >Names Dropped in Meido Files Bombshellcynthia-7.png
>>557843609>names
Tummy stuffed with pizza kokoMajsoul Friends Room 13719(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13719
>>557844012
>>557843262Too busy playing Salamander 2
>>557844012Full, thanks for joining!
Just checked the collab rerun part on the survey. I'm surprised there are 8 other anons who wants kakek.
>>557844370just for emotes
Onegai My Melody (2005)
>>557844370Less played characters are more soulful
>>557844141shmups are for pseuds
>>557844430Serious Sam is a good franchise
https://youtu.be/IbVjyOxhRGQcynthia-6r.pngWhat does the 'r' even stand for?
>>557844430Hmmmmmmm, nyo
>>557844370I want Meary.
What gives /mjg/'s sudden interest in lolis?
>suddenly
>interest
>>557844012lolibros... a cat beat us... gg
>>557844012gg
>>557844012ggnya
>>557844012gg! could only stay for the one. have a great day yall
https://x.com/mfg573/status/2024032386602692832
>>557836668'zza...
what makes mahjong players so prone to being pedophiles?
I like hags
>>557847440I like hags (child)
>>557847643>visible ribs
>>5578472413DPD disgusts me you won't find me together with a 3D kid
>>557848074that should not be the reason anon
>>557847643you may not like it, but this is what peak female form is like
I caught some unknown disease at the last con that I went to. Go on without me /mjg/ I most likely won't make it. I regret not playing enough to rank up to Saint.
>>557848074ironichimekawahibiki-1.png
>>557848256any reason is a good reason to not be a pedophile
i dont like being to the left of a nyagger going for honitsu in half of his hands
>>557848940You don't need any more reasons beyond Romans 1
>>557849519I thought Romans 1 was about bestiality and incest and homo stuff, no? Not even Leviticus prohibited sex with kids
I'm shitting myself
Doko
I'm detecting an excessive amount of Epstein particles in this thread.Deploy the containment hagfags.
>>557849705Go to the bathroom and take a shit now!
>>557849810nuh yet
>>557849773Im already half-Epsteinamaekoromo-0.png
>>557849937Truly a delectable treat.
>>557849773Mary Tachibana, Meguri, Houjou Maki, Fuji Kanna, Kana Mito, Yui Hatano, Jun Suehiro, Aika Yumeno, Saki Okuda, Yuka Tada, Kanna Misaki, AIKA
>>557850296>Fuji Kanna
>>557850401JUR-110, JUQ-334, JUQ-139, JUR-555
draft me to the mahou shoujo team
draft me to the mahou youjo team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFKKSQ8GgHk
>ClannadNormalfag
>>557853147newfag zoomer
>>557852457>can't find D/a/ngo Mah Nigga on youtube anymore
I'm a newfag boomeramaekoromo-0.png
>>557853147unc... clannad can't be normalfag because no modern anime "fan" knows what it is
I tried watching Fist of the North Star but it's just so old and janky
>>557853575read it instead, manga ages much better than anime
>>557853447This but Tornado Stole My Waifu
>>557853743dvd sure but bluray discs were built to last a century while most manga is printed on worse paper than what you wipe with
>>557853575This but Shin Janky
>>557854538did bedford's channel get nuked or something
>>557853447it was the first result? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
>>557853575Its fine, memoryhole HNK as just a /mjg/ reference
>>557854921that's not it
>>557835234>horse minigame>fun
>>557854824It still exists I think, but a lot of videos were removed for “sexual content”
>>557855241where is your whimsy
>>557853575It is janky and poorly animated at times + a bunch of shitty filler but I thought it was fucking sovl. Don't watch part 2, the original series has a perfectly good ending as is.
Stop reading
I found d/a/ngo mah nigga on an old hard drive, I don't have tornado stole my waifu though
At some point you have to let old things go, learn that the internet is ephemeral , it's how it's supposed to be and how 4chan was supposed to be too
>>557856913
>>557854538>>557856694https://youtu.be/3VIiHzPCugs
I've bricked all of my hard drives, I got pissed as fuck and replaced all of them with SSDs.Years of pirated games and porn I saved completely lost.
>>557856913No!
>>557857019thank you
oldfags being cringe againshiroko-7.png
>>557856913Thank you Frierien the 4chan for carrying on the torch of high otaku culture!!Everyone loves you and you're so cool!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPVB32idcgE
>>557856913ephemeral is just cope against le societythere is no benefit to forgetting for the sake of forgetting
>>557857915did you really post this
>>557856913If it was true then "lurk more" wouldn't be a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MSGBhXDOA
Room koko Majsoul Friends Room 61342(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61342I haven't played in forever, get in.
>>557858438>"lurk more" wouldn't be a thingit really isn't a thing anymore, the only thing newfags could learn from lurking more is how to be even more cancerous, unless they decide to lurk the archives
>>5578595302/4
>>557859568>anymoreProving my point
>>5578595303/4
>>557859530started
test
>>557826365I see boobs, I upvote.
>>557860325what are you testing laasti
I'm new
>>557860608>nameskill yourself>>557860639hi, this is a place where we tell anons to kill themselves for >names
evens kysodds kms0 kos
>>557860768... like barack obama?
>names
>>557860859can I get you ps5?
>>557861057yeah it has no games
Share a horror story with the thread!
An Adept about to rank up
Celestial are adepts in disguise
>>557862151
Join onegaiMajsoul Friends Room 91714(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91714
>>557862269It took me four years to play like an Expert, but a lifetime to play like a Novice—Picasso
>>557862352Started!
>/jong/ roomI was tricked!
>>557862269>>557862467Celestial horseshoe theory?
>>557862485that's what they all say, you're going on the list
>>557862647It can't be...
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=613423/4 GET IN !>>557859530Fun game, couldn't come back after that tsumo baiman.
Explain this to me nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sccWbok9HPQhimekawahibiki-1.png
>>557862890full
I was playing mahjong late at night at a jansou. My opponents were three older men, all in their fifties at least. The local rules included tobi nashi, and there were plenty of dealer repeats. It was south 3 when I heard a noise behind me. It was the sound of a mahjong tile falling. I looked behind myself, but it was just the wall of the room. I asked the other three whether they heard anything, but they all shook their heads in denial. I apologised and carried on playing. After six turns or so with a riichi stick on the table, I heard the sound of a mahjong tile falling to the floor once again. I looked behind myself once again, but there was nothing there. One of the players spoke up, saying that it was my turn to draw. I turned back around and drew the next tile, only for the expressions of the three to change to sheer horror with their gazes pointing behind me. The last thing I remember before waking up on the floor was the sound of many, many tiles falling and clashing onto the floor.
evens fully shovel my drivewayodds only shovel out a spot for the winter beater0 kms
>get home from a shitty day at work>open majsoul>get 4th >ragequit>open riichi city>get thisi'm going to fucking kill myself
>>557863776
>open riichi city
????
>>557863776as you should
>>557863895you didn't call 5p, clearly it's safe
>>557863895jade room is so high level and difficult
West round gaming
>>557863035Date Arisa: I really need to suck your dick now I can't wait any longerDrivens: Um...We're live streaming right now
>>557864926>Date will look at you like that if you're Tenhoui
>>557864926Did you know pig orgasms last more than half an hour?
>>557864926my wife wouldn't say that
???
I'm finally done playing the horse game
>>557865516What's your max score? I don't even last a minute
>>557865786same
>>557865786>I don't even last a minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZryfwS8CJ74
week ik
>>557865220half suji bros...
>>557865786
Is there a reason to truly grind horse game besides bragging rights? Rewards are time locked anyway, and between 1-2 rounds a day scoring between 10-20K plus the rewards from playing normally I already am at like 540K total
>anon tells you to make OC>make OC>no (you)sit's fine, I didn't want them anyway
>he makes OC for the (you)s and not for the joy of making OCngmi
>>557865220>金の間
>>557865918
>>557865220>>557866321He had the 1m RIGHT THERE, how do you even get to gold??
>>557866270Is the IRA cat your OC?
>>557866203temee
>>557865786Can easily go higher with some good RNG on the tiles
>>557866447why are you under the impression that you need some level of skill to get to gold
>>557866918>can last almost 5 mins inside the umankoImpressive
already done
>>557866447Hard stuck gold players are extremely bad and luck can keep you in a room for longer than you deserveIn another game that 4m would have passed and he would have completed that 3-shanten junchan and ronned you for iipatsu baiman
I got bored
>>557859530GGs!
Well jonged! Thanks for joining
>>557859530>>557862890Played like a retard on that last one. Made some big mistakes. GG
ggsmila-888.png
>>557862352ggs
>>557862352gg
the game suck
>>557857019Do you have Walküre - Ikenai Border Line -improved vocals- too?
>>557866329>funnyWas Flet sick when submitting this one?
Dakedo ayamaritakunaiDare ni mo misenaiWatashi no riso no kazoku keikakuKarada ga kogoete furueru yoru ni waDare ka no chikara o karinaku chafujitakana-11.png
>>557868293The joke came from a Crayon Shin-chan short from decades ago so
I came.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxg-7bmyFKI
detectives, what is she talking about
>>557869001
>>557869108cicada 3301
>>557869108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2O7blSSzpI
>>557869269more coherent than TO's puzzle
>another game of "retard spends the entire hanchan dealing in to everyone but me"At least I get to see them plastered with a -fuckton of points at the end.
>>557869868Luckshit better
Call LOBBY-635-535 right now and get your koko delivered to you immediately!
>>557869269>all these highly intelligent anons who solved the puzzles have become thread detectives
>>557870085I must occasionally remind myself that sneaky waits don’t work well against someone who will drop 4p musuji into two riichis.
My koko came used
>>5578701841/4...
I was eating
>>557870184omw
I want to eat again
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3796780/8a79313093/
>>557871191Favorited
>DeadwalledOhnonononono not like this
>>557871529the deadwall you see after the game is fake. your actions change the wall
I meant to riichi not tsumo
>>557871704added to the list
>>557867614https://youtu.be/r4ceY3GafmA
>>557872104ichihime-0.png
>>557867614I have seen this in this thread recently
I have spent like 15minutes on this koko image and it isnt even 10% done
>>557872909when you are done, I'm going to join it just to dama and tameron
>>557873010I took a break now anyway so it might be a while
>>557873776
Chinese are literally botting the horse game
>>5578701842/4
>>557873776based
>>557873982tell me a game that the chinese arent botting
>>557873982Sounds like they're smarter than I am then
>>557873776HEEEEY
Brush your teeth
>he got last place 3 times in a rowoh no no no luckshitters? are we enjoying sanma now?
>>557874667I haven't eaten lunch yet
>all the good illustrations are on sale>i dont have the spheres for any of themnooooooooooo
tilecrack
>>557874907>grandgallerylet didn't play ranked
>>557875174I'm new
>>557874779Stop stalking me.
>>557875217>he's new
Exercise your ABS:ALWAYSBESTALKING
>>557875503I'm going to start stalking you
>>557870184i put in the code and lobby not found
>>557875774But did you try calling the number?aru-0.png
when is the last time you heard a funny joke by a woman?
>>557876506Today
>>557876506I think I know one woman who actively cracks jokes and she's a lesbian
>>557876506If we count definitely not real women on the internet, today.
>>557877187For me, it's
>>557877274what a pathetic excuse for a human.
>>557876506My life has been a joke ever since my mom gave birth to me
>>557877187>>557877274based, shan't put up with luckshitters
>>557877187>>557877274its even funnier in retrospect
Stop blaming luck for your failure, anons.
>>557877880This
usagi pyon~
Majsoul Friends Room 98283(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=98283
I would usually never dama but started doing it to set him off
>>557878140started
>>557878190
>>557878190I'm fine with good positional dama, but retarded damas for the sake of it just make you look like a faggot
>>557878350if you dealt into it then it was a good dama
What is a hag's favorite toy?A kenDAMA!
>>557878432you accepted 4th so it wasn't
Of all the mentarulets, anti-dama mentarulets are the worst and weakest. Genuinely pathetic that you cry to mommy that the big kids are playing the game how within the real ruleset and not your imagined one
NONE OF THIS WOULD BE AN ISSUE if majsoul simply added the option to turn off dama ron in friendlies
>>557878541I'd say anyone cheating with 3rd party tools has a weaker mentaru than anyone else
friendly culture has fallen
>>557878662turn on 2 han minimum
>>557878772how does this prevent mangan dama rons
>>557878541ESL
>>557878704This is what happens when a community turns into a low trust society where people don't follow the unwritten rules
>>557878835it prevents most damas cause doras don't count towards the minimum and mangan damas aren't as cringe
>>557878945If you were a real detective you'd figure out that I accidentally left an errant word in as a fragment of a different phrase rather than being ESL. Step your game up
i made an unforgivable blunder in ranked that put me in lastcan i ever return to ranked again?
Hashire, hashire, uma musume~Honmei anauma kakiwakete~
>>557879645No. It's over. Time to become an FOC.
fire alarm went off mid onahole time…
>>557879843That's a lot of friction
>>557878140gg3/4 again
it was a fucking drill, fuck this shit I’m going back
>>557878140gg
>>557878140The hanner fears the 宇宙人 shinomiyakaguya-4.png
>>557878140still 3/4
>>557878140yuzu bird fake koromo and ??
>>557880626I drew her thigh thickener so you should be able to solve thiskujouriu-12.png
mfw 19 games away from 1500 friendlies.shiroko-6.png
>>557878140please joinyuqinghua-7.png
>>557880904Inspirational
>>557878465
>>557880802Jane?
>>557881685
if you can associate the funny eastern european accents during commentaries with specific players in your mind, then you've committed the faux-pas of >names in your mind and have broken down the veil of anonymity that we all share. Hit yourself with a pan to make yourself forget
>>557882705It's okay, I don't go to the IRC so I don't know who any of them are
>>557882705teach me how to forget my nyaager waifu please
>>557882705I struggle with remembering >names, voices and faces so I'm fairly safe
>>5578781403/4 again , gg imouto
was this the most ESL commentary in /mjg/ history?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM7WwQCmeZw
>>557883441put the dog on the mic
>>557878140thats enough for me. gg
>>557882705but i associate funny eastern european commentary with every player
>>557883441every commentary is the most ESL commentary in /mjg/ history>>557883407same, anon starts streaming and I'm having the hardest time connecting him to a prior telly.
Does /mjg/ even have funny asian or american or australian accents?
>push a fast hand>kami and shimo is faster>push another fast hand>stuck in tenpai while kami gets to call a riichi rigged ippatsuFUCK OFF LET ME WIN A HAND jinwu-11.png
>>557883785there are some chink accents and some australians
>>557883441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cWkdsUl6lg
>funny american accent
>>557883785yes but they don't stream enough
>>557883931>Hi! Quick reminder, even though you are allowed to use footage I have captured for any purpose, I do still require that you mention you've used my footage somewhere, putting it in the bottom of the description is fine ^^ Also, nice video, I like how creepy you managed to make it
evens jongodds set up sparkle shower omni0 kms
SHOW ME YOUR 4TH PLACE AVOIDANCE FACE (THREE LUCKSHITTERS AT THE TABLE AND I'M NOT ONE OF THEM EDITION)
>>5578781403/4amaekoromo-990.png
>>557884085
>>557884130i'll show you how to avoid 4th
>>557884130
FUCKING BUNNY FRESH OUT OF ADEPT GETS FED FREE HANDS WHILE I TRY TO EVEN GET INTO TENPAI
>>5578843503rd place is the best one. >you tried
>>557883441I wonder what happened to those anons.
>>557884350I feel embarrassed just by seeing that guy
>>557884350>1st place
>>557884396The main character of Mahjong Soul.
>>557884692You'll eventually become strong enough to smile at the video.
It was Teru's birthday but no one cares about sucki
>>557885216Teru is a shit sister
is he still gone?
>>557884350>rodent looking man revealed to have prominent incisors maybe physiognomy isn't so farfetched after all
>>557885918fake and gay
KORE DE YOSHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WMBwFO65J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Q_FjIPqFQ
>>557883785Every time I hear my own voice played back I just think I sound like a downie.
>hole in the toes of my socks>it's the most annoying thing ever
I just opened the emotes folder out of boredom and looked at Rin's emotes and they tell you a very clear story.
>>557886031I was in that game, it's not fake
finished Kimi to Idol Precure yesterday and it left a hole on my heartjinwu-12.png
>>557887685I ripped a hole in my bedsheet and had to buy a new one because a small hole in your sheet becomes a very big hole in your sheet very quickly. At least the replacement is really nice.
>>557878140ggs thanks for joining very fun gamesmila-888.png
>>557878140GGs bros! I'm all jonged out for now
>>557887685do you want me to cut your toenails for you
>>557878140ggs nice games.
I bite my toenails off in the showerkujouriu-8.png
>>557888381Just use your fingernails to pick them off like a normal degenerate.
>>557888381I tear them off after showers because the hot water softens them
>>557888489I have no finger nails because I bite them off tookujouriu-6.png
>>557888098Did it make your kokoro go kyunkyun?
>>557878140ggs bros and thx for the invitealso when did they change it so that i cant post with adblock on
>>557888608you can post with adblock, maybe you have some shit like ghostery that blocks cloudflare?
>>557888593Meroron made my dick hard that's for sure
>>557885550Or maybe, the prominent incisors are what shaped his skull to resemble a rodent to begin with?
>>557888098how is this any different from you watching friendship is magic?
>>557889079jks
O Bikini Bottom, we pledge our hearts to you,As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue!Bikini Bottom, we love you!
>>557889079what the fuck is even that
>>557888098I got busy and stopped watching it last season right around the mascot family drama. Keeping up with the current one though
O TILDE TILDE~
la la lalavaaaa ch ch ch chickennn
>>557889274Honestly it's 6/10 at most. Hard to follow up Delicious Party and Wonderful but the singing/idol finishers kind of grew on me. Waiting for more episodes on Detective.
Speaking of, why the fuck are pillows so expensive? I thought they'd be like maybe $5 or something, but the cheapest shit is $20 and plenty of stuff that's even more.
>>557889079Well, you see, its not
no way
>>557890542making retarded babies with aru
>>557890064The worst part is that the $20 pillows carry the risk of being those cursed pillows that have 0 support and just fluff up on either side of your head when you lie down. I've been trying to find good ones since mine are old, but it's risky to buy them sight unseen.
>>557890621Why would you need more retarded babies? You already have aru.
Don't stick your dick in stupid
An athlete’s value can never be measured by medals or records alone.Yuki Ito showed us that winning isn't everything; she embodied the ability to care for others even in life’s most painful moments.By achieving the feat of competing in 13 consecutive world tournaments, including four Olympics, she taught us that we can become stronger and kinder through every setback and defeat.https://x.com/tsuchidakosho/status/2024308568284070266
>>557891118>31 years old in the olympics, competing since 2009Good run, honestly.
how old is too old for mahjong?
arent there over 100 yo playing mahjong?
the real question is, how old is too old for saint?
>>557891349Takeo Kojima played literally every day until he died
>>557891501I choose to believe that even an ossan can make it to saint.
I am so sleepy but I have to stay awake fro anothjer hour
>>557891118Sounds like AI desu
>>557891502And he never got to expert....
>>557891501>almost 40>still Expertit's over for me isn't it
>>557891642Drink energy drinks
>>557891791I'm almost 40 and just made it to expert yesterday. I'll try and make it to master for the olds.
>>557891501saint is doable for anyone, but if you didn't start playing mahjong when you were 12, you will never be a celestial
>>557891791this 50 year old made it to m3 despite starting as a looperhttps://note.com/jolly_gnu874/n/neadb19289438https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/106448753/11/
>>557892396can we ping n*rl and cr*ckhead for a 2nd opinion
>>557892439>At first, things went surprisingly well, and he was promoted to Mahjong Master 1 in just two months.>"If I keep going like this, I'll be Mahjong Saint in no time," he thought.>I think he was overconfident.>However, his performance started to decline from then on.>He went back and forth between Mahjong Master 3 and Mahjong Master 1.Oh no... this is my future, isn't it
>>557892637cr*ckhead exposed himself as an asian in post rank-up interview, so that's another possible requirement
>>557892371I deranked and got sent back to E2 when I was like 400 points away from Master. It's never been so over.
>>557892759*Mahjong Expert 3 and Mahjong Master 1google translate always messes that up
>>557892783I mean, if you ever heard him commentate league it was pretty obvious he was asian as soon as he spoke.
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01569792.html
WHY ARE YOU CHINESE?
>>557893052
>>557892883Oh, figures. Still, this is kind of funny:>I used Tenhou's hand analysis tool, "naga," to objectively analyze my games. Naga evaluates each tile played and generates a numerical value called "bad move rate." When I first saw it, I couldn't believe my eyes at the number of mistakes I made.>I prepared a college notebook and named it the "Mahjong Notebook." My goal was to aim for a bad move rate of 10% or less.>From then on, I continued to write in my notebooks up to the fourth book. I carefully analyzed each and every situation that Naga judged to be a bad move, and wrote down everything, including>- why it was a bad move>- the intention behind the moves Naga recommended>- the risks I had overlooked>- my decision on whether to push or pull based on the score situation .>Writing things down by hand helps me organize my thoughts. I analyze, reproduce, and correct the steps. Repeating this process has helped me develop a certain strength.>At the same time, I read over 40 strategy books and watched over 200 YouTube videos. For mahjong beginners, the most important thing is to practice as much as possible. Lectures may not have been the most effective way to improve your mahjong skills.>However, as I played more and more games, the knowledge I gained gradually began to sink into my fingertips, and I began to experience more and more moments when what I had learned was reflected in my playing .>The theory I had memorized in my head was transformed into a physical reaction. When I finally got that feeling, I felt like I had finally found the direction for my efforts.This is more or less verbatim what that sanma celestial said about emulating the bots.
All this work and still M1 lmfao Path of Gold Room
Is this with privilege feels like? Just not having to worry about how the rest of the game is played because you were handed the world?
>>557892828I still believe... in our shared dream.
Given how I play I'll be happy enough to be a kekspert M1 looper
what's more painful, a kick in the balls or looping m1?
>>557893528depends on how many people are watching you loop
>>557893528Looping kekspert going from gold Hanchans to silver Tonpuusens is a humiliation ritual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta5mqo3DDpobehold a cat.
>>557888381like this?
>>557893647let's say 50 people, half from /mjg/ and other half /jong/
>>557893736no I do it while standing
>>557893793/jong/ doesn't have 25 people
>>557893861hypothetical case
let's play some comfy jongMajsoul Friends Room 77363(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77363
>>557892439>the 50 year old looper
>>557893861worth it for the content
>>557893842anon looks like THIS?
>>557893793I don't think /jong/ has 25 people but with that many people OC referencing it or soundposts of me screaming nigger are going to exist and make looping more painful in the long run
>>557893842that image was supposed to depict standing
>>557893130If this is what it takes to be a saint I'm perfectly fine being eternally M1.
>>557893735>pink thing in /mjg/
>>557894079I copied this, minted it on the block chain, and claimed that I made it.
>>557893982>Bocchi roomI pass
They call me the 50 year old man on the path of Jade Room.
>>557893736thanks for making my 2026 A&C entry
>>557894216>skipping the eboy roomfag
>>557894216faggot detected
>>557894167meant for >>557893982
>>557894164I don't think I can be bothered making a notebook but I already review my games occasionally... I guess it wouldn't be that much of a step...
I stalk our resident saints and copy them
does /mjg/ have any regular mahjong streamers that we can develop a parasocial relationship with?
>>557894507I log review every ranked game right after. It's also a good mentaru reset
>>557894758******** but he's too busy playing le horsie game
I stalk our resident saints and violate them
>>557894758
>>557895083why the actual fuck is this on the repo
>>557895126wait it's not a repo emotethen why is the thumbnail fucked up
>>557895309too much power. LOOK!
>>557895126>>557895309
why are you adept
>>557892883classic loopers
it's a peaceful life
>>557895909I've been playing mahjong for years, of course I'd be adept at it?
>>557831450mahjong with powers
>>557895909you can't ask someone that
>non-zero chance of the RP tourney final being nyaggers vs bnuuys
How
lets gooooo
>>557896684>that call rate ichihime-0.png
>>557896684idgi. What am I looking a-
>>557897001
>>557891642i can alkmost go to sleep now
>>557897001hannah-0.png
>>557897001hanner located
friend removed
>>557896684>Average rank: 2.41>Expert 2 ??????Recent string of bad luck or are they camping in Silver?
>>557896684shirokopits look delectablemikamichiori-994.png
>>557897341chinks never leave silver room, they only play east tonpuu like chinkjong
>You first check if the hand is a chiitoitsu (Seven Pairs) hand. If it is, it is always 25 minipoints. If it is not, you then check if the hand has one or more quads (kongs).
>>557897001That fat pudgy belly will always disgust me
>>557898337yeah true how could anyone like that you gotta be gay or something
why is every fake adept on my friend list all suddenly trying to rank up at once?who is coordinating this shit?
>>557897979half of /mjg/ doesn't know that chiitoi is always 25 fu because they can't read
>>557898629>chubby 2dixxers
>>557896684>+55 for 1st in silver>-135 for 4th if you're expert 3holy shit... silver master isn't even possible after 8000 games...
I can't count fu
>>557899741
>>557899080they're afraid of no obvious alt accounts being a rule in league 7
>>557899838>quads = Don't botherit truly is impossible to learn fu
>>557899838Sorry, I won't learn to count fu
>>557900013read you fucking nyagger, READ
isn't it bad game design to make a boardgame so complex that most people playing it for 10 years don't even know all the rules by heart?
>>557899998you just claim it's a mangan and no one will argue
>>557900135BGO is kino thoughbeit?
>>557895309Script emote thumbnails are fucked up for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqxWgp4sfrc
>>557899732Those are all east games.So Expert 3 in silver is +20 1st vs -60 4th... which is an even worse ratio.
>>557900250Just emulate the game already instead of just watching slop on it.
>>557899741Play the RC tutorial and fu counting games.
>>557900281you forgot the bonus placement uma that isn't baked into the ranking point calculation automatically for some reason1st is +35, last is -75
loli megane aru outfit WHEN
>>557900384Oh, right. Goddammit.So slightly better than hanchans. Still awful.
>>557900335i only have a laptopit will never survive ryujinx
>>557900524Play it at 480p or something. It's not a very demanding game, and will be fine to play even at 24FPS.
>>557900381fuck off rc shill
>>557900450what's the appeal of this nerd over a cool outlaw
paying anon to post this birb beam
>>557900643what the fuck is this.takanashihinata-986.png
When stalking anons, which ranked room should I watch for peak entertainment? Silver, gold or jade?
>>557900672Adopt,shelter and impregnate
>>557900806jade obviouslytheir punishment for last place tastes the sweetest
>>557900672Aru had such a promising future before she became a bimbo
bravo burgerkeks
>>557900943she's still a cute dork. just sexy as well now.
most normal sanma game
>>557901281>fattest man>1/5 Americans now look like thatGrim (Aloe from Mahjong Fight Girl.)
hanner brings good flow
>>557901281Me on the right
Can anyone teach me how to use Fusion 360?
>>557901637just ask chat jipity?
>>557901637no, I use solidworks
>>557901812its gonna hallucinate and trick me>>557901927fucking richfags
3d modeling and rendering book 1
>>557902107I pirated it, why would I pay for software
Well, take a cat and rub it on a catThen that cat gets all fatNot too sure what's up with thatNyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagenics!
>he broke my ippatsu again
>got a dora just after discarded the same dora
>>557903072>>557903205why do you have so many of these fuckass webms
an anon posted them. I saved them. simple as
>>557900135We're lucky mahjong was born in an age where people didn't care so much about "design" and other imagined constraints. The game you're playing now is one that has naturally evolved over the course of 200-ish years.
>>557903393wouldn't you think that people would figure out how useless fu is after 200 years?
>>557903476You can play a variant without it, it's called American Mah Jongg and only old Jewish women play.
>>557902841What reason might an anon have for wanting to learn modelling software based on recent /mjg/ events
>>557903638if you're making game models wouldn't you use blender or maya?
Lately I've been interested on song covers made in dead languages
>>557904203What a rude thing to call Japanese.
full friendslist momo you need to buy more jade
>>557904203does toki pona count as a dead language
What happens when two anons friend the same momo?
>>557904203Provide examples.
>>557904483Anti-matter reaction. Seven city blocks minimum
What happens if four anons queue into the same ranked match?
>>557904696https://youtu.be/NfPFxj56mng
>>557904697i thought 5 block theory was optimal
>>557904812
Thanks, Frank-sama
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First Start on the 2JZ Civic's New FT700 ECUcynthia-7.png
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No planscynthia-7.png
gods plan
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9yUPg6ccIng
>>557905423me and who?
>>557897001>Boss Miki>Hannah, a new employee hereWhat's the lore
>>557906869Miki owns a jewellery shop. Hannah works for her.
>>557906869The lore is that all the jyanshis are prostitutes.
>>557906970fake>>557906984true
odds host a kokoevens sleep0 go fill the job application
>>557906984even the male ones?
>>557907697Yes
As dealer Is it stupid for me to break my very cheap tenpai hand simply to avoid an ippatsu and then push later if oppurtunity arises?
>fake koromo getting free cheap but quick handsnow that's new
>>557907740
>go from 13 orphans to all honors to chanta
>>557907870depends on too many factors to give a general rule
jinwu flopped
>>557908173
>>557908116I suppose ill post my log after because im curious. It was another scenario in which it worked out for me but im not sure if I played it like a bonehead and got lucky or not
>>557903476taiwanese mahjong is fu-less and scoring is linear
Good morning. I hate furries Love from Uzbekistan
>>557908716>linearNot exponential like riichi?
>>557908716singaporean mahjong is fu-less but exponential
RC furry doko?I can't believe Frank hasn't made a kemono that transforms from fully human to fully anthro yet.
flop beamjinwu-11.png
>>557908116>>557907870Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=jojmmv-zwu4u35a-4c41-6aci-ighg-ikfrupkpxq1w_a883072344_2Its the first East 4 in which I do this. It seemed like the right choice at the time, but part of me feels like I just got lucky
>pinfu is open in my national mahjong variant
>>557909043>>557909043Frank said that RC will release a male character along the year.I'm really disappointed.
>>557909136disgusting hag
>>557909084well i'd say in general folding dealer good wait tenpais is a bad idea unless you're really far ahead or other placement-related things are to be consideredhere in particular it's not even ippatsu because toimen breaks it with the chii, and the 8s is decently safe due to the early 6s cut from shimo. just push
>>557909434>here in particular it's not even ippatsu because toimen breaks it with the chiiI always forget about that. Yeah in that case given my justification that was definitely a boneheaded play I made. Thanks for the input
>>557909084>forces honitsu>locks in hatsu nomi at the last momenti'd have declined tenpai after calling hatsuyou need the value to overtake 1st, and it's still early in the gameafter shimo riichis, you absolutely MUST push because 8s is SOTOGAWA. i bet even if 8s was non suji, you can push itlooking at his discards maybe it looks unusual and is more likely to be chiitoi/chanta/kokushi but that's not a strong enough consideration to foldyou need to push as you want 1st, will lose more on tsumo as dealer, and you will survive even if you dead into mangant. saint
>>557909313We can let faggots have one male every 3 years.
Ju is a good characterju-10.png
>>557909689i'd shove any musuji without second thought after that ippatsu break with this wait
>>557908893nope, the payout is simply tai * Ctai is the han equivalent, C is whatever you agree a tai to be worthIt's also very dealer/renchan focused as every payout that involves a dealer adds 1 tai and so does every renchanback to back dealer tsumos add up very quickly (since taiwanese also makes everyone pay for the full hand value)
>>557909959interesting
>>557909689Yeah, I was a bit wishy washy on a lot of things on that hand especially. Ive had some real worst case scenarios happen in a few games recently so I tried to play a bit more cautious, even if it was a bit illogical.
>checking random titles>becoming a god in the zerg world by livestreaming bl novels>mfwamaekoromo-5.png
>>557910840why are you sloppin' novelshimekawahibiki-8.png
>>557911106why do you have temperamental issueseliisa-4.png
My first game in gold I won literally 0 hands. Just a continual loop of the other 3 dealing into each other and tsumoing. Literally 4th and the "but I never dealt in!" meme.
>>557911198sanma made me madhimekawahibiki-6.png
you can say their names if they're deadit won't hurt anyonekujouriu-12.png
BuzzinFrog
SakiMadeIchihimeDrinkWater
SURE LOVE GOING 4TH EVEN WHEN I DON'T DEAL IN
>nyagger because the ... Emote is perfection >Keep losing absolutely cursed games>switch to nadeshiko because she's the only other summon character I have that isn't a fat disgusting furry freak>Win first twice in a row easily and get dealt good handsI think the nyagger is just cursed right now
I need to pee but I don't want to get out of bedcc-5.png
>>557913813Holding your pee is bad for you.
>>557913834I can hold it for youaiharamai-10.png
Nevermind, found a bottlemila-5.png
>>557913813PEE IN YOUR BEDlamperougelelouch-4.png
>>557914034if you can get up to look for a bottle you can go to the nearest sink
How many bond levels do you need before your character starts reading out hand names...
>>5579141185 hearts.
>>557914118five anon
>>557913676>rolled furry firstit was destined, accept your soulmate jyanshi
>>557914160>>557914182Shit better start collecting wine glasses
>her p*n*s is smaller than the neck of a bottle
>>557914250what about my pints?aru-2.png
>>557914246I rolled Nadeshiko first actually I just didn't use her much until today
SURE WHATEVER MAN JUST RIG THE HAIPAIS FOR THE 2 PLAYERS ALREADY WINNING
>>557828453is it broke
>4han is killaiharamai-6.png
>>5579044833 way unyuu tiem
>>557915089no
HOW CAN SHE POST?
every game is a humiliation ritual why do I even play this gamehannah-3.png
I'm starting to worry about my 2nd ratio. Am I too much of a coward?
baek breb
amanda? plappabake?
>>557916998>>557916998>>557916998
Make it a baked potato Sheentia thread.
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