NIGMA>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>557604385
Buff Marci!
>DEIlock
Buff Hoodwink
don't do dota
Look at Night Stalker and tell me that's good character design
>Dota has shit character design so it's ok the deadlock is shitI'm starting to think that Valve just sucks at game developers. The only good designs from Dota 2 are the Blizzard character copies.
I like how if it finds a match but someone doesn't connect it will go back to the same timer, but if the wait time is over 10 minutes it cheats and resets to 0
>>557839783Dawnbreaker mars snap primal
Now Lion,,, now THERE'S a good character design...
Marci my poorly-character-designed nu-DotA wife!
>>557839264That's good character design.
>>557839862>Disney pixar heroes
>>557836516Just want to reiterate that gold and net worth doesn't pop out of nowhere. So if you want to know where the fuck their money comes from, go look at a replay and see what they do differently from you.
>>557839783They have good designs though, you just have shti taste.
>>557840268How are they anymore more disney-pixar than brew, batrider, zeus. storm spirit or viper?
Even if you for some reason like the PG milquetoast Tumblrina designs of Deadlock, why would it matter? They're going to rape the designs like they did with TF2, Dota and CS.
>new DOTA 2 GENERAL thread>half the posts are about DEADLOCK
>>557839152ZXC
sex with every female dota hero
just had the perfect wyvern game
>>557841993what heroes would be GUNT enjoyers?
>>557840261why does this bitch look like black?
>>557841342we are cooked
>win all lanes for my team>they have no farm and go die like 8 times in a row to random shitwhat a waste of time pos 5 is
apparently i have 4 wins in a row as queen of pain! :D
Ephey
>>557843338Noice! i had 5 wins in a row as Marci and then I laned against an Invoker who had 8 matches played, he killed me 4 times before minute 10 :V
sex with sheever
>>557841878>BBC chananon...?
>>557843697I have a big black dick & I play dota
>>557837835no, Neon Prime was DEI. Deadlock isn't.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqJsU0iN_UI
>Lose my lane & feed>Win>Win my lane & play well>LoseThat's not a good day for me.
>>557843906Hey! That pointy-eared bitch is ripping off Marci's hairstyle!!
>>557843338I accidentally got 8 wins in a row as CM so now I can't play her because I'm worried I'll 100% lose it.
isnt it fucked up how every team has to first ban mk and slark against 9classhe really raped them
>>557844223its not really that much of an own, the dude cant play anything other than mk and slark
>>557844336>
>>557844336They're called respect bans for a reason.I wish I was that good of a one-trick or two-trick on my favourites.
>>557844608>70% Marci winrateWowiee-wow wow!!
>>557844336I wonder why 9class doesn't go with playing pos 4 Weaver if he's that good on slippery bastards. Lack of a stun?
>>557844874pos4 weaver becomes a ranged creep after 30 min trenchbro
How can you NOT be good on slippery bastardsthey're braindead by virtue of being a slippery bastard at all
>>557844961Wow, just like most of the support heroes. Shocker.
could someone tell me why I, a retard, should be buying yuels on every int hero like everyone says
>>557845474youre being a disingenuous retardmost supports have a kit containing enough crowd control and magic damage to scale
>>557845789>youre being a disingenuous retardTalking to yourself is the first sign of insanity, dotard.
>>557846265>n-no youi accept your concession
I was wondering when someone was gonna say they accept your concession
>>557846320I bet your friends frequently mention how much talking with you because of how calm and rational you are no matter the topic of conversation.
>friends
@557846476ok
why is notail hyping up this pinoy team
https://www.twitch.tv/esl_dota2storm/clip/DoubtfulJazzyWhaleKeyboardCat-oIdUqx1Yka62F-gi
>>557847080i do that all the time, normal to eat loose skin/puss, keeps the immune system strong
>>557847321It's just your own dead cells I don't see how that does anything
is grooming boys into playing dota 2 better or worse than epstein
>>557847726gender?
>>557847080yuck
>>557843108the top dotard streamer has been playing other game for 8 hours.
>>557849020he cant compete with dream league
>>557849020?gorpie has been watching pro dota for 8 hours though
>>557849247>reddit stream
>>557849506grubby is playing wc3
sheebers
>>557849924mommy
>>557849924>>557849924seeeexxx
>>557849924built like an oil barrel
heroes like puck that aren't gross abominations?
>>557850214Why the wonderful Marci of course
whenever i play mid i just cleara the wava and hitta the tower and the other guy kind of just fucks off and lets me after a while, why should i go gank if it would just leave mid completely open to be farmed by the other guy while i spend all that time going across the map doing nothing?
>>557850847Just kill the tower for more farm? Why even think about leaving?
>>557851250i just said that's exactly what i dobut i thought the whole point of mid was to gank
>>557850847YOU DIDNT SAY WHAT FIKING HERO UR PLAYING
>>557851342>but i thought the whole point of mid was to gankMaybe before 2014.You gank because it's convenient for you and gets you farm, and maybe your teammates in the process. You're not there to sacrifice yourself for the sidelanes unless you're a weird hero who is the exception. TP if it's convenient and you can turn it around for farm, otherwise don't. If people start pinging and bitching for not feeding with you, just ignore them.You play solo mid to get fast levels and fast items, and then get bigger and carry your team.
>falconslul
>ame went disperser instead of blink on TAnew tech?
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700277733?t=1h06m35swhat's the deal between arteezy and w33ha?
>>557853123w33ha 'plays for fun' so he picks grief shit and does grief builds
>>557852865just buy dispersre xd is the new meme like when everyone rushed manta
BRO I HECKIN LOVE LE BRAINDEAD HEALTARD HEROES LIKE WISP AND DAZZLE
>>557853123Why is RTZ, one of the biggest manchilds and entitled streamers of all of Twitch thinking he has any right to speak down to someone?The other day he got super mad that w33ha just said "mind your own game" and had a meltdown... and claims that w33ha is easily offended
clowns.tundra vs circus.spirit
unreal game
in high school I would bet hats on pro matches
>>557857737i miss it dearly
>>557857737Same, it was fun. Would never bet with money tho.
>failclowns losing to NA stacks oh no no no
It baffles me how unprofessional dota 2 training for pros is. These players grind for 16 hours spamming games. They would get much better at the game if they did like 2-3 games, 1 hour of replay analysis, break, gym, 2-3 games and 1 hour of replay or meta training.They just autopilot spam games like degens while chugging energy drinks.
>>557858665>need to be high in the MMR to be noticed to become pro3>you are FORCED to play atleast 10h day if you want a high rankingblame Valve for having the worst ranked system ever
>>557858665>These players grind for 16 hours spamming gameswho is doing this?
>>557858917Sure but once you make it to a team you need to change your approach. Like look at a sc2 pro discipline compared to a dota one, they never watch replays, they almost never check what someone else is doing (they just do when queueing, never on a dedicated time slot)
>>557859992Because when Dota players DO that they don't stream it.And see Grubby, he downloaded replays after matches to analyze so he could blame his team and he's a RTS world champion
should i play dota
>>557860452Grubby s problem with the game was much more how dota players would give up min 5 like leaving lane as support or just stop playing.
>>557861147he was exclusively playing support to reach high mmr
my grubby is jigglin on its own
>>557861147>more how dota players would give up min 5 like leaving lane as supporYou are suppose to help mid as a support, watch Topson play mid and his 2 support team mates will baby sit him like crazy before 5min and all of them come at lvl 6 rune.
>spirit
>>557859448Ame for example was once recorded chainqueuing 30 games with no breaks. All the top MMR guys just chainqueue all day. It looks crazy when arteezy streams 10 hrs a day but fact is he could be playing even more with less breaks and such
>>5578643471 less immigrant
>>557868886>oncewho fucking cares>All the top MMR guys just chainqueue all daysource?>It looks crazy when arteezy streams 10 hrs a day but fact is he could be playing even more with less breaks and suchartour is streaming for his jobhes not a pro
https://files.catbox.moe/lnx8xj.PNG sex
>>557875296That's some nice art for once
My friends and I have a game we play called Gayngo. We play dota normally but one of us buys a mango and puts it in someone's inventoryWhoever has the mango at the end of the game is gay. It adds an extra element of stress and fun.
I am very powerful
>>557876603>loss loss losssheesh
>>557876603
>>557857078>The other day he got super mad that w33ha just said "mind your own game"How does that make w33ha behaviour alright lmao. W33ha is an idiotic griefer in a team game, you can't pretend to be chill while ruining people's games.
>>557877856I notice all the guys in arteezy's stream who clearly grief and don't try to win all answer 'i dont care' when arteezy puts them on the spot. whats with these guys being in the top crust, playing 12 hours a day and pretending they dont care if they win or lose
>>557877969I don't care enoguh to psychoanalyze random people, they're just low IQ retards.
>>557877969Once you're the best there's nothing left to strive for. I'm the best in my friend group so I don't care to grind, I just play for fun
>>557877969They're only saying that because they don't want to talk to a spaz while he's spazzing.It's not that they don't care about Dota, or improving.They don't care what rtz has to say or change to his whims.
>>557878184Half of top 400 players are failed pros or wannabe pros that will never be pros, they're not the best by far.
>>557878393>by farnot really far
>>557878435Enough to make them sad miserable human beings ruining pubs.
>>557878556And plus they're msotly Russians and everyone knows how unstable they are.
>>557877969They are carrytrannies
>>557878372is arteezy really that hated that all these russian kids playing to spite him
>offlane feeds a PL>safe lane feeds a CK>our "carry" Tide rages at support and goes to the jungle>we still win, because I am fucking OD>and PL and CK are even bigger retards than Tide and don't get BKBs into OD+Warlock ults
https://voca.ro/12yGOZquHs3Z The day before you say my fart small. Now you small. How it feel? Fuck you, you!
>>557877969Why the fuck would they need to explain themself to some retard like RTZ? explain that to me, they just choose to not deal with him.
>rtz cant ask a griefer to explain why hes griefing because... hes rtz okay??
>>557882753>expecting a straight answer from a griefer
>>557876603>MOST LAST HITS>358WOW NU-DOTABEYOND EMBARRASING
>>5578851011k mmr by the way
>>557885184>I SHITPOST LITERALLYHOYL FUCKING REDDIT YOU FUCKING NEWFAGGOT YOU TOTLA FUCKING NEWFAGGOT ARE YOU MAD IM NOT A NEWFAGGOTNO SERIOUSLYYOU TARGET NON-NEWFAGGOTSTHATS WHAT YOU DO, YOU'RE A NEWFAGGOTA NEWFAGGOT TELLING OTHERS TO STFUTHATS REALLY SOMETHING YOU NEW PIECE OF SHITKILL TYOU ARE SELF YOU TOTAL NEW FAGGGOT HELL
>>5578853901k mmr 12k hours of dota by the way
>>557885447OMG STOP FUCKING SHITPOSTING-THIS IS NOT 4CHAN CULTURE. WE DONT SHITPOST--YOU ARE A SHITPOSTER- YOU GO TO REDDIT. UNDERSTAND?
>>557885447based
>>557885540mindbroken all caps gimmickfag nothing youll say change the facts: you are 1k mmr after 5 figure hours of playing this game
>>557885615PLS GOD TELL HOW LONG YOUVE BEEN POSTING ON 4CHAN >INB4 LESS OR EQUAL TO 7 YEARS
https://steamcommunity.com/id/rbm3rd/>294hrs over the past 2 weeksmindbroken neet faggot in his 30s chainqueuing dota all while being 1k MMR on us west by the way
>>557885736>IM SHITPOSTING
>>557885839youre the saddest freak on herepeople moved on, some still play once in a while, but you youre chainqueuing all day bro. you abandoned your life, youre already in purgatory. im coming from a place of kindness, i hate to see you like this
>>557886023TL;DRPOST HOW OLD YOU ARE, SERIOUSLY, NEWFAGGOT
>>557886102youre mindbroken unc. why dont you go find a job or a girlfriend or something
>>557886203LMAOBRO I HAVE 15 YEARS OF 4CHAN ON YOUMAYBE YOU SHOULD LIKE ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF SHITPOSTING YOUR ELDERS FOR NO (YOUS)ITS BEYOND SAD>I ATTACK PEOPLE THAT ARENT WAGIESGO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT YOU FUCKING TOTAL NEWFAGGOT. ARE YOU INSANE YOU CANT TELL YOURE FUCKING GAY:?????
>>557886354you cant be acting like this in your 30s unc its unbecoming
>>557886669OMG CAN YOU STOP ATTADCKIGN 4CHANDONT POST HEREDONT POST HERE-DONT POST HERE-GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT4CHANNERS ARE NOT YOUR NIGGER BOTS TO ATTACK -WHILE YOU POST-DONT POST HEREBRO I HAVE A DECADE PLUS ON YOU AND YOU ARE SERIOUSLY ATTACKING MEGROW UP GB2RGB2RGROW UPGB2RGB2R HOLY FUCKING LMA OREDDITOR
>Just found out Agh's-upgraded Storm Hammer cancels Eul's What are some other niche interactions I don't know about?
>>557888669>sundSTEINNotail was jewish this whole time?
>CANT HOOK UNDER WALRUS PUNCHLAME
>Bottle royale c:<>Innnnnnnnto the bottle! :)
Why are taunts so retarded?Like this isn't even a personal taste question, why are taunts meme dances that play recognizable music? I thought dota was a super serial game
>>557843906>tenguchill with the antisemitism
>>557895393They appeal to the kind of retard who'd actually drop money for them
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SINGLE-PICKEDCAN YOU JUST RAGE REPORT THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM AND GET THEM ALL PUNISHED FOR NO REASON
>>557895393>super serious gamemaybe during the beta over 15 years ago.
>forced to go support for 1 (one) game>this is what those last hits I didn't go for were used on
>>557897580it's 30 minutes and he still has those blood grenades
Which one of you retards was saying Razor is bad anyway?
>>557845763Because it's a free stun/get out of damage free item that also boosts your INT
There literally isn't a single thing in the entirety of dota 2 that I hate more than Lion
The enemy invoker is 10 levels aheadand my alchemist hasn't built a single aghs in 30 minutes
SOCK EM BOPPERSSOCK EM BOOPERS
It's weird just how fast the enemy team just RACKS up kills whenever I don't get to play mid.
>>557838749Still obsessing over that one recent game and raging uncontrollably, dotard?
how do I learn a new role without tanking my behavior score
>>557903343watch a few replays of your allies in your most recent matches and your seething contempt for them will compel you to do better as long as you approach their reasoning with critical thinking
Why did Dagon completely fall out of existence
>>557903343mute everyone before the game startsignore win/loss and just play how you think is best in the moment
>>557905736qop and nyx pickers buy itmeanwhile brooch
>>557906217>qop and nyx pickers buy ityeah, bad ones
>>557905736the league of legendsification of dota 2 means every support has 4k health by 20 minutes now.
Why do you keep playing this game?serious question.
>the league of legendsification of dota 2 means [literally fucking anything]
>>557906339yeah but it is boughted
Underlord should have sounded exactly like Doom instead of being Bristleback with an Immortal filter
>>557906339>DAGON NYX IS BADLMFAO
>>557907226If you would please consult the winrate
this will be dota in 2027
>>557907263>LE.... FACTS!
I can't take shadow fiend seriously as some kind of big deal among demons, he talks like a retarded animal that just barely gained sentience souls souls souls souls souls souls souls
Just give up, it never gets better.
>>557906407cuz i just started and its fun!
I'm qued for Support
I requed for all roles and I'm still waiting.
>>557911492>bro we are not dead we have 700k players xD
>>557909041yeah there's really not much you can do if no one on your team gets a dispel since standing anywhere near an ally will kill you with bonds. i hope that report was for the PA
playing against bots is so gaaaayyyyyy my teammate bots just lose their lanes and feed the enemy bots a dozen levels and then the enemy just deathballs as a team of fiveeee
>>557912030It was for the Centaur actually.I had BKB so I could use my Ult without getting fucked.
>>557911492niggas have shitty ass china scores then cry about queue times
>>557915947Your mother cries when she thinks about how her bloodline ends with you.
>>557916396now you wonder why your queue times are long stop being so toxic nigga
>>557914880>CM only one with a bkb against double double demons doublified
>>557909041IMO it was over once they got Mars against your comp. You have a nice deathball comp going but Mars+Warlock, and kinda Clock, is basically anti-deathball. You will never get to start the teamfight without being interrupted, and you will never get to group as 5. I'm guessing CW fucked off to farm once he realised how fucked the comp is. Not excusing him for that super low kill participation but there's nothing he can do as a useless meatbag.
remember when nyx ult took half your mana because uhhhhh
Oh boy i sure love laning against OD and not getting to play the game ever, oh look he just 1 shot our team and then got a 6k shield haha, what a lovely hero! - Said no one ever
>>557907443dota already has this
this is what bonkers op looks like
>>557923081didnt he win ilike every game at blast
>>55792308114/3/11 is a nice KDA but that's just one game.
>>55792374014-11
Lorenof best mid in the world?
>>557926875imagine being mikoto right now
>>557923742
>>557926875Nah it's Nisha.
>stomping hard>right-clicking enemy team to death>don't buy Nullifier because surely I won't need it this game>they don't even have Glimmer Capes>enemy Medusa bought a fucking eblade just to cuck me>still win teamfights but get cucked like 5 times>have to seethe every time Medusa gets away, or my teammates get all the kills>game ends before I finish the NullifierIf Medusa's goal was to piss me off, it fucking worked. I'm so mad.
teams dont call gg at 20 min like they used to anymore
>Stellar behaviour score>Heading toward "no chat allowed" communication scoreI can't help myself, I just need to tell this retarded nigger carry that he has to come push a tower if he wants to win.
>>557932759mason
I was blessed by the algorithm bwoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecWAYKqlkTI
Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you very much for your continued support!
>>557935795>people hitting their spells was worthy of a compilation 15 years agodamn!
>>557937719in hindsight this is really what old DotA highlights are like. just dudes hitting their spells
>>557937658no idea why people watch your slop but I subbed for your algo because I’m kind like that
What if Dagon has a 40% winrate because dotabuff is only looking at the first level of Dagon and it's like other items where it's not upgraded because you lost the game and had no gold
>>557938568dotabuff considers every level of dagon to be differentdagon 5 has a 62% wr
>>557938113I liked the one where the outplay was 4 people running after SF up the hill and reacting like 2 seconds after he ulted, when the ult didn't even fearlmao
topgod with 11 games played todaysafe to say dedlock was just a phase
>>557937658mega all these loli pugnas
>>557935795People were so bad at this game back in the day lmao
>>557939945still are
>>557938163Thank you.>>557939808I dump the Pugna-chan arts in the Discord when I remember to, but there will be a way to download all of them someday. Glad you enjoy them.
>d*scord
>>557940287>Discord
I don't like this videogame.
>>557935795Half of these are people succesfully juking in trees. Was that really the height of skill in unc DotA?
this synd + kike cast is even worse than it used to be.
>>557941902I like it alot, but I don't have very much time played on it
>>557941902then go away no one is asking you to be here
>>557942505I will do that eventually. It's a bad videogame, it's not very good. There's no reason to play it. I don't have fun, the heroes are broken, the players are stupid, it's just a bad videogame.
>>557942672
why is TI being hosted in China this time around? Wasn't there already a TI in China?
>>557937658Skywrath video when?
>>557942808too expensive to use the climate pledge arena
>>557942808Chinese need the motivation to suck less.
>flame break into right clickit was clearly oracle flames you dolt
>>557942672Don't play it then, are you dumb or something?
>>557942808it was kinda hype with chinese team in ti finals but looks like they're back to being shit or at best mediocre
gold is a great conductor
>>557943338Yes, I am dumb. But the people that play this game are even dumber.
>>557906407Deadlock can't launch on Steam Deck anymore, and I can't use my desktop at the moment. I live off-grid so I need to be power conscious in low sunlight times. and I am in a competitive mood.
>>557943624Chinks were only slightly above average when the rat strat was a thing and their right click ricer farming instincts kicked in and they actually for once weren't completely shit. But once the meta changed they returned to being awful. They just can't adapt to anything, just more proof that the Chinese are low IQ people.
>>557944808>getting second place at ti is awfuldisingenuous at best
>>557944882It's awful because they dropped the bag and threw at draft like retards. Like a marathon runner spraining their ankle while drinking the night before a race.
>>557932759my comm score is lowering even though I don't talk.
>>557944645Why? It is a fun video game. I already have 200 hours on it.
>>557945026wasn't that during last TI where they picked juggernaut in the finals?
>>557945026maybe.... its easy to say that in hindsightif jugg kills mag at the t1 with omni then game plays very differentlyregardless china is competitive
>>557945392I have 7 thousand hours into this dogshit game.
It's so weird that intelligence doesn't increase spell damage
>>557945403The previous TI, during their semis elimination game against Tundra, any comment about their draft would be hindsight bias. They did their best and they just happened to be outdrafted and outplayed by LMAO THREE FORCE STAVES and a naked Ench dps'ing the fuck out of everyone which most people didn't see coming. They did their best and lost, and that's fine.Last year's TI, their draft was shit from beginning to end. Last pick Jugg was just icing on the shit cake. Burning Omnislash on a Mag who wouldn't die wasn't going to solve shit.
>>557945857All int items have actives so you get more mana to use them and have to be smort to press so many more buttons
>>557945859what is your point here
>>557945610Wow. Jeeze. You ever think maybe you hate the game because you playedd it soooo much? Weirdoooo xDWhy should others stop enjoying something just because u can't enjoy it anymoree? lolololol Now if you'll excuse me I am going to go play my 50th match versus real people. Need to build up some courage first though...
>>557938903And each level of dagon still hovers around 1% usage rate, on par with shit like clawed glovesInterestingly, everyone only ends on level 1 or level 5, all the others are clumped together even further down.
>>557946230China lost TI2025 because they threw away a 2-1 lead by drafting like retards. And that's awful.
>>557946623you're awful and you should stop spouting your awful opinions
>>557946702t. ChinamanThe truth hurts, xiao8.
>>557946923force your label to cope
>>557946702it's the australian autist. you can just smell it because of his manic like prose
>>557946973And a ching chong nip nong to you too.
>>557947101spewing insults like a retard would after getting btfo
Muerta big latina butt
>>557947193>opinions"Getting btfo" implies you actually made an argument other than "u suk!!!" lmao
>>557947313that was your argument>china sucks they werent first so they were last!!!blow it out your ass
>>557947414Discussions with you are such a delight because of your ability to separate rational thought from personal emotion.
>>557947414>>557947637OK you two, hurry up and kiss! The rest of us are tired of waiting >_<
>>557945610Damn you're dumb
>15 minute queuealive game
>>557947946How?
why is funnay frog good now?
>>55794801225 minutes now
>>557949036Bad-behavior-kun..
>>557949174I like how leaving 3 matches 8 years ago genuinely dooms your account forever
>>557949314Should've farmed more commends because they actually mattered back then.
>>55794963930 commends in 10 games?nah, someone on the enemy team rage reported you because they lost, you haven't changed at all
>>557941257Unfortunately, it's the best we've got.>>557942824Relatively soon, his video will have a gimmick and its taking some time to work it out.
>>557949853if you were a real 4chan pickme you'd set up a matrix or element chat
>>557949825...What's stopping people from just reporting x9 every match..?
>>557950075:)
>>557950160._.
>>557950806I have never seen a single indication that there is any penalty to overreporting, there's no need since it's all automated,and it feels like as long as you have a bad behavior score, you're just marked as a bad egg and any report will go through. All of my rage reports have been actioned on. I genuinely don't see a way to dodge it, because even if you're 20 and 0 with the best gpm, it will probably still flag you for one of the FOUR OTHER CATEGORIES despite you not even being able to chatI've never seen behavior score and communication score end at a different number
>comms reports 1>comms reporting parties 1How terrible, I am now at 11,968. I wonder if Post-game chat is recorded. Or it's purely in-game.
>>557941257gotta groom kids somehow please understand
>>557951397Enchantress would approve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrG1PPh_fvY?
so apparently puck is broken
>>557953886
>>557953937these unc memes aged terribly
>>557954005No, they didn't. Zoomers are just idiots and their tastes are shit.
Thoughts on sex?
>>557954071take it easy unc
>>557954107We NEED a titty monster hero
>>557954107The first word that comes to mind is "Marci"!
>Marciposter is hornyI have instantly soured on Marciposter
>>557953886>hmmm what if we made this slippery faggot hero also scale like a fucking monster???valve are true masters of game design i have to sayparasma is also broken as fuck
>>557954829then why does no one build it?
low rank dota is so fucking boring holy shit.how do you people do it? nothing fucking happens, people just sit in the jungle farming for 90 minutes and buy shitty items.
i'm having some fun with it, will play it for a while
so in addition to having 8 spells kez also has some weird damage over time system thats actually most of his damage, got it
>>557951272I'm pretty sure it's just in-game chat, since muted players can chat post game.
List of slippery faggot heroes?
>>557954628BKB was on cooldown, man! Give me a break!!
>>557955912bugpretty bugfishmonkey
>>55794903610 more minutes and another 9/10
>>557951272Post-game is a separate system so it won't be in replay.
Why is kez popular in pros right now?Thought he was bad 2 months ago
>>557957138he auto-wins a melee vs melee match-up
I dislike Kez because of how transparent and loud a scream of "COME PLAY YASUO IN DOTA" he is
>>557957461one ability is the same
>>557957138he wins lane and all the meta carries win lane
>actually starting to recognize people's names wow there REALLY is NOBODY with a low behavior score
>>557958839you are programmed with a primitive function to recognize patterns
>>557958839i'm 12k behavior and I queue with roughly the same people week in week out
>3 people walk up on me>ult>they walk away>ult ends>they walk back up to me and kill me
>>557957282>>557958480How do you play kez midgame? Looks like tempo with vlad/deso… what happens if your team loses tempo 10 minutes because it’s a pub?
>>557960217you brool like you're pos 1.5>what if you can'tgo spam katana Q on creeps and get bkb
>>557955761>>557957015Then it's probably one of the many idiots I reported (and got action taken) for griefing. Shouldn't have picked hard support Pudge and then proceed to be useless, faggot.
This disaster needs to be removed from the game. How do you unfuck Drow's kit after it's gone?
>>557954107this is an incel general, this post is off topic.
>>557961127what is wrong with drow creating her own cliff
>>557955912broodammarcitinkerrhasta
>>557961638This, probably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_FpCU4D0eQ
who was the genius behind the new rhasta innate that turns him literally invincible? I can't believe anyone seriously thought it might be even remotely balanced, every time there's a teamfight you need one hero dedicated to him entirely to just kill him off properly unless you have a hero that has dps over time. It's the stupidest thing ever and I know that it will be removed from the game eventually too because it's broken.
>>557961840>muh bugsoh its fucking nothing
>>557959531why didn't your supports lock them down when you ulted?
>>557962063Considering how much DotA was capped by Warcraft 3's engine limitations, Dota 2 starting to push Source 2's engine limitations should be concerning to you.
>>557961959It's once per life so it's not like it recharges.
>>557961959the hex on autoattack facet is just flat out insanity
>>557962220why? isnt that just an excuse for source 3
>>557961959>you need one hero dedicated to him entirely to just kill him offYeah? What's wrong with that? Are you whining a hero isn't a creep you can ignore?
all the 1k mmr supports like rhasta, lion, warlock, lich are just flat out OP
Why is Blood Rite allowed to be an ability
>>557962554it's fucking stupid to lose one hero during a teamfight that has to dedicate himself completely to one fucking support just to have him die, he wasn't even bad before, he might have died quick and had shit health yes but that's literally all supports in the entire fucking game that are like that so I don't understand why this was supposedly a problem icefrog really thought hard about
>>557961638Because she doesn't just do that, it fundamentally changes her entire kit>removes her passive's limitation>gives her free flight vision>gives her true strike>extends her range>buffs her Multishot too, why not>is a clunky and buggy piece of shit spell with bizarre collision It does way to much stuff for a 1400 gold shard, and Drow is still not great even with it, despite it removing what the current iteration of her kit relies upon (her Marksmanship aura and shutting it down via proximity).If you're going to make such an overloaded buggy shard to change her ult, she needs a major kit rework in general.>>557961840Haven't watched that but I will now, I've been calling for Drow to be reworked for years
>>557962689theres just too many save items and supports scale much harder than before though it's truei guess it was to counterplay damage powercreep but the issue is that it just makes fights drawn out
>>557962573agree
>>557962689>a hero hard countered by BKB isn't just food for carries, anymore>WAAHHHHH>cucked by 1 second of invulnStop crying, bitch nigga.
>>557962220Issues with map geometry are just an issue with the game specialising for the top-down RTS design.Like when Pudge finally got to buy Blink Dagger, everybody was getting stuck in the wackiest of places and they spent months fixing all the possible ways you could clip through the map. And then every time they added some new displacement skill like NP Sprout, they had a new list of terrain-related issues to fix. And then there's the fact that we can't have symmetrical camera flips because a lot of these fixes and bugs are also specialised purely for the Radiant-side view. If Dota was a real 3-D game, a hill popping out of the ground wouldn't be much of an issue. It's less Source 2, and more Valve is hitting the limit with Dota's premise.
>>557962956>hard countered by BKBshut up shut up shut the fuck up i'm so sick of you faggots mentioning this item it sucks
>>557962956>a hero hard countered by bkbSo, basically every hero in the game that aren't melee physical damage carries? I am fucking shocked that this is the case, you're fucking retarded.
>>557963052>and more Valve is hitting the limit with Dota's premise.good thing dota 3D is under development amirite
>>557963149>>557963185Aww, poor fucking baby. Doesn't want to build BKB. The item entire game is balanced around.Stay in Herald, shitters.
>>557963342youre 4k mmr australian autistyou skill ice path on jakiro lvl 1
>>557963342what are you even saying right now? could you stop posting? You're clearly disabled in some way.
>>557963386?Weird and wrong accusation, but okay.
>>557963342shut up shut the fuck up shut the FUCK UP!!!
>>557963457day in day out you just let your autism run wild on herewe get it, youre a freak tranny. now move on
>>557963565Every time your teammates gave you shit for not having it, they were right. You DID cost your team the game. You DID snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Your KDR means fucking nothing when you get wiped without buyback, and your Ancient falls.
>>557963185>What is pudge>What is bane>What is magnus>What is enigma>What is beastmasterScrub
>>557963885no.....NO!!!!you're.. full of shit!!!
>>557963149I'm not the moron you quoted but bkb is not shit, it's situational and it could potentially win a game where you were already ahead. But it's not the go-to item every single game as most people tend to think. You could basically go another item that made you tanky like a skadi and it would be equally as good if not even better in certain situations. I agree to an extent, though, bkb is sort of overrated and shitters tend to gravitate towards it pretty often. And not only do they buy it, but they never sell it and buy a new one to get the cooldown down again, total shitter move.
>>557963934>what are heroes nobody above herald ever pick except for magnuslol
>>557964004>And not only do they buy it, but they never sell it and buy a new one to get the cooldown down again, total shitter move.And just like that, your opinion is invalid.
>>557964004>but they never sell it and buy a new one to get the cooldown down again, total shitter movelol come on man
>>557964124>60 minute game and there are shitters that don't buy new bkbsthis is why you are bad at the game.
>>557949853The waifu video is terrible, being a popular normie waifu does not make a good waifu, I would go so far as to say it makes them worse
>>5579642436.82 was in 2014-09-25.
>>557964285damn. waifufag have arrive. bunker down!!
ugh i want to play this game but... i have to buy good items?? why cant i buy dagon on sven and burst people why isnt fun allowed??
>>557964243>thinks BKB can be refreshed when it hasn't been true since like TI3 or however the fuck many years agoYou're a retard who hasn't played the game in 10+ years. Fuck off and go kill yourself.
>>557964356>The duration of the ability is bound to the hero. Purchasing the item again does not reset it.Wow, I can't even theorycraft with my downright retarded members of d2g anymore because I'm old. Jesus christ.
>>557964527you sound like me when i complain about my anxiety
want to play carry but the idea of being underfarmed or having the map becoming smaller and getting diffed by the enemy carry makes me scared and anxious
Don't want to play carry, because playing PvE is fucking boring and my team keeps feeding.
I'll play Marci mid!
>>557964980You're australian and autistic by the way
Reporting to say Safe lane WK is not comforting, like Luna. I need Mael and Blink, just to start farming slower than most. And holy shit, do NOT fall behind.I'll try... Gyrocopter next.
https://youtu.be/nD3W09xEUuo?si=MvUL3FKG1r9c_fCCnew old man yelling at clouds is up
The only hard carry I know how to play is juggernaut and ember, I usually go jugg though and he gets hard countered pretty easily by heroes that can spawn units or manta and also ghost scepter. Is there another braindead friendly hero I can play that might make me win more games? I was thinking about Spectre, she seems to be good. Who else?
>>557965203>picking the worst hero in the game
>>557965258Marci
>>557965242Whomst?>>557965258>Jugg>countered by GhostIt's called Nullifier.
>>557965314Gyro or WK? Gyro has a lot of magic damage, at least, so I should be okay, if my team isn't up to snuff, right?
>>557965332I am a Marci main and she falls off late game. I wish she was able to carry against late game heroes but it just doesn't happen if the enemies aren't stupid and just bad at the game. I've had Marci games where I got 30 kills and still lost late game to carries. She's a good hero and I like her but she's not a late game carry.
>>557965258>he gets hard countered pretty easily by heroes that can spawn units or mantaThat's literally why you buy Battle Fury on Jugg and delete them.
>>557965480gyro is great but you dont pick him for the magic damage
>>557965480gyro is great but you dont pick him for the right-click damage
>>557965521I kinda just run in to fights and use omnislash for the most part, that's the majority of my contribution and it's not a very good contribution if there are many units around. Warlock is picked pretty often and his golems usually tank my omnislash jumps easily.
You don't pick gyro because he's an ugly old man in a stupid little plane
>>557965542>>557965652The duality of VZHUUU!
>>557965712Sniper is by far the most obnoxious hero in the game. He's not only ugly and short and his model is probably among some of the worst ones, but he's a shit hero too. I'm tired of having snipers in my games, it happens more often than it should.
>>557965828maybe you should get out of the trench then australian autist
>>557965828mad because bad
What about Lycan with Spirit Wolves? He gets health, all his damage is free, he just needs attack speed, Basher and a BKB. Mael+Mask should be TOO hard to farm at the start, no?
patch?
>>557967253try again in march
>>557965242tl;dw: pic rel
>>557963218I wish they wouldn't.We've already seen a crapton of people trying to enter the genre of FPS MOBAs, with a couple Valve attempts too, and they all fucking suck/sucked. And they're not that fun to play if you're not a diehard FPS aimbot. There was Battleborn, Memewatch, then Valve's attempt to copy Memewatch with the TF2 matchmaking update *EVERYBODY* hated and shat on them for (which they eventually undid/fixed but not before it killed a huge chunk of the remaining TF2 population at the time), that R6 game, the tangentially related BRs, etc. Marvel Rivals, the Chinese competitor for OW2, is a joke Chinese game that has zero competitive value because you can climb to GM with a 40% winrate, not to mention the game design is retarded and takes every bad thing about OW and makes it worse. And since it's Valve relevant because they hired Hopoo to work on Deadlock, Risk of Rain 1's transition to 3-D also fucking sucked. That game is designed for console players playing Engi with controller. A lot of the mechanics that worked in 2-D didn't translate well to 3-D, and most of the classes are either mediocre or just crap and incapable of surviving well. I get that people always want to improve things and make things better, but implying that a 2-D to 3-D transition is automatically "better" is a fallacy, and demonstrably false.Spinning the cursor 360 degrees non-stop to look around and shoot basic mobs a few hundred times an hour gets real fucking tiresome for me. It's not fun anymore. If all those games that came before Deadlock didn't take over gaming like Dota did, somehow I doubt Deadlock copying them and bringing nothing new to the table will do any better. Dota also came about as kind of a progression of people moving from RTSes to MMOs to MOBAs, a simplification and concentration of the RTS experience (aka. casualisation). Deadlock and others are just FPS to FPS, and they add a fuckton of complexity so it's the opposite direction.
as a new dota player I hope people keep playing it and other new players will comeit truly feels like the only real MOBALoL is a fighting game where people are stuck in their own lane for 30 minutes and deadlock is a shooter pretending to be a strategy game
(cont) >>557968637You know what a similar casualisation path is for FPSes? Those fuckhuge Battle Royale games, starting from PUBG. That's why BRs took off back when they did because that was a pipeline for people to get into FPSes more. Die once? Just fuck off to the next fuckhuge lobby with 60 people (I guess I should take back what I said about "tangentially related BRs" not taking over gaming since I clearly believe they did). So if somebody wants to make the next big FPS MOBA game, they're going to have to make something that's like Apex and Fortnite but more condensed but also worth playing for 20-60 minutes a pop. Honestly, I don't know if that's even possible because nobody plays those games for more than like 10 minutes a round max. But if you want to click several hundred creeps for an hour, honestly, RoR2 is probably the best you'll get, including the bullshit insta-deaths that would come from the PvP aspect.But if the FPS MOBA genre already hit its peak with the BRs, then maybe the next big thing in gaming wouldn't come from a FPS like Deadlock. It'd have to come from a genre with a large population that could get larger if it got casualised for an even bigger audience. Like I don't know, some stupid fucking RPG where you can pay money to roll a gacha for gear and chars that'll only last for the 30-60 mins long session or something. Man, that sounds horrific when written out like that. But now that I think about it, that just sounds like Wiggle From Tarkov or Arc Raiders, or those "seasonal MMOs" like WoW or PoE or whatever the fuck. So maybe the well is just dry and that's a good thing so that humanity can stop creating horrific addiction generators with no gameplay.Nothing wrong with trying new things but this means that once the Deadlock experiment is over, Valve devs can just come back to working on Dota 2 for the rest of their lives because it is already peak game design and nothing will top it.
>>557969215dis is the first moba i've tried :V
>>557968637>>557970683tl:dr
>>557972097Icefrog owes us sex (read: loli Pugna).
Mid heroes with lategame?
>>557972295fuck off coomer
>>557972407PROBABLY LIKE THE ONLY ONE IS TA AND ANYONE TELLING YOU SHE ISNT VIABLE MID IS RETARDED. SHE CAN MID EASILY. THERES SOME BETTER.ALSO SHADOW FIEND AND SNIPERNOT MANY LATE GAME MIDS ANYMORE...
>>557972631They told me sniper is bad lategame and sf gets outscaled
>>557972947sf is always relevant now because of his massive aoe cc
>>557973234regardless i can't handle a hero with more than 4 abilities
>>557972631a reminder every caps lock post is https://steamcommunity.com/id/rbm3rd/1k mmr after 12k hours of dota by the way
>>557975809KEEP SHITPOSTING.I MADE YOU MAD FOR NO REASON LMAO@URLIFE
anyways...
>>557978584>ENDLESS SEX REFERENCESDROPPED
got called a smurf by a guy creeping my steam profile again because i killed him too muchi keep getting discriminated against because i've only played for 200 hours. its not my fault i have a brain and white skin so i'm naturally good at these types of games >_<
>>557979751how many hours on your main?
>>557978584>tfw no good straight r34still true
>>557980024weirdo
DID YOU GUYS KNOW MARCI IS LITERALLY FROM AN ANIME?COULD THAT BE GAYER? LIKE, WHAT DOEDS THAT MEAN?...>LE 1050 ATTACK SPEED WITH 1/3 DAMAGE AMP AND LIFESTEAL WITH TWO DAMAGING SPELLS FOR LANEHOLY CHRIST DOES THE META REVOLVE AROUND NU-DOTA TRASH OF RANGED HEROES ARE LITERALLY EVERY POINT AS MARCI IS -SOMEHOW- NOT BROKEN ALTHOUGH THEY CAN NUKE A HERO IN LESS THAN 1.5 SECODNS JUST BECAUSE THE META PERPETUATES CONTINUNITY OF SELF-PRESERVATION, RATHER THAN DEPTH OF AGGRESSIVE (SORRY, I MEAN PUSHING POWER (((((((((((((WAIT THESE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME THINGS)))))))))WHOOPS JUST CRACKED THE METAPUSHING IS AGGRESSIVERIGHT NOW THE META IS "KITING/PLAYING BACK GUERILLA NUKING SHIT" RATHER THEN "LITERALLY KEEP SHUTTING THEM CLOSED"
>my wife Marci makes the all-caps retard upsetI love her even more!
when do people stop being dogshit? when can I stop playing pos1?
>>557980421>I WANT MORE ANIME IN DOTAHOLY FUCK 10/10 CANCERWHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
>>557916507You look at these teams and then look me in the eye and tell me I shouldn't be toxic.Hate is a place man goes when he can't take the sadness anymore.>>557916698I'm trying to teach myself to buy BKB and actually use my items.>>557918634Pretty much everyone just farmed, and then when we'd teamfight we'd either wipe them or get wiped.And if we wiped them nobody would push.I put down Roshan's Banner at one point and still nobody took their throne towers.
>>557937658Oh hey it's actually you.YOUR TIERLIST IS ASS DAWG!Pure normalfaggotry.Winter Wyvern should at least be in bestgirl tier.
so every dota game is the ancients reaching out and mind controlling a bunch of random people to fight each other and then when one dies it resets time itself and all of existence happens again but slightly differently until they do the same thing againand this happens forever and ever
LC is my waifu
>>557983193no, she's mine
>>557982843Does this mean Arc Warden is technically the Hero of Dota?
>>557983631except he also just gets mind controlled and fights a regular dota game like everyone else
>>557983827Well, we don't know if he's actually mind controlled.
Does this mean Arc Warden from Dota and Warden from Deadlock both have the same goal of killing the boss of both sides?
>>557984886you are the ancient, the heroes say "yes, right, going, [shitty pun]" because they're doing what you tell them. There isn't a single playable character that is acting of their own free will.
for me it's TRAVEL, MY BONES
>>557985673It depends on your definition of mind control but from what I can tell, they signed up to do exactly as the Ancients tell them in exchange for power or justice or whatever. They respond because they're not puppets but faithful minions in that sense. Like a wagie. Sure the wagie can say no to their boss but that means they get fired and they don't want that. So they'll follow orders. So it'd be a magical employment contract, or an understanding that leaving in the middle of battle will lead to punishment beyond stripping away their powers (e.g. like how nobody touches the merchants because of the *implication*).Arc Warden is also kind of schizo and has more than one personality in that sparkly space body of his. Just like how Radiant and Dire have at least 5-6 tulpas each. He/It's also a full blown Ancient too, with apparently the power and capability to lock the Ancients away again without help. So I'm betting it's more like they're talking in an Ancients OnLine chatroom, and AW is just working with the Ancients to end the fight as part of the plan. Or if a tulpa is dominated, it's just one out of many and AW is just using them as a speakerphone.
>>557986784I don't think I've ever seen any voicelines that even remotely imply they're willing or made any kind of deal, (except slark, but he's talking to the deep ones), where'd you come up with that?the mad moon making people fight each other is established canon too
reminder that weaver literally created existence itself
I wish the thread bully would actually be the thread friend
>>557987792there's a beastmaster joke here somewhere
I was going to try bristleback but then I saw there's only one unbuyable skin set where he's not wearing tiny panty underwear
>>557988003wut
>>557986972>As each stone's cultural influence spread, it eventually came in conflict with the societies of its rival. Interference between the Ancients was cause for war, as the presence of one caused a corresponding fall-off in the energy of the other. Each stone could only be restored to full power with the destruction of its Foe-stone. And so the enthralled creatures rallied to protect their land by destroying the neighboring Ancient, and from far and wide the Heroes heard the call to battle and came to join, hardly realizing that in some sense both sides were the same.The heroes came voluntarily. The real dominated losers turn into mindless creeps like in the first comic with the side shop duo. The heroes who are above them fight as individuals taking orders.>the mad moon making people fight each other is established canon tooWhere'd you see that? Because the Archronicus only says:>For ages, primitive societies rose and fell beneath its weird glare; creatures of varying intelligence and sophistication gazed up in wonder and curiosity, to whatever extent their sentience allowed.The fighting didn't start until the Ancients were released from the moon.
>>557988789look at bristle's legs
should you sell deso for assault cuirass at 6 slots?
Every single time I give anybody else my last hits they immediately betray me
>Play against Mars>Pins you to your tower and kills you in seconds while taking 20 tower shots>Play as mars>Be cc bot that puts up arena and dies, can't fight anybody 1v1I don't get it
hey guys!! i just got home from work and im wondering... where is my favorite night time EST dota 2 streamer, Mason? he's usually on around this hour but i dont see him on twitch
>>557981903yea idk how he put auroth and valora in the middle and 5 girls that would straight kill you over dumb shit on top
>>557992537Look at their items compared to yours.What's different?
Today I pressed Q on an anti-mage's ancient camp after giving him multiple waves and camps so he threw the game
I'm in the midLaneStraight upJorkin it
yeah, that's me, 36 commends in 15 matches, nbd
i am bad at dotor
Gee I sure hope the enemy team has literally no cc or burst damage whatsoever that might stop me from ulting as weaver!
>>557996959then git gud
I don't think I've ever once actually felt powerful playing this game a single timeI have never 2v1'dI can build full tank and still be 100-0'd in one round of ccI am always on a knife's edge of barely killing anybody if I actually doThere is never a point where I don't have to be shit scared and run away all the way back to my base the moment another hero gets near meI have never gotten mvp because I have never gotten a killstreakIt's never "oh shit anon's here he's gonna clean up the teamfight" it's me either dying instantly or cowering in the back doing no damage at all
>>557989293why would I do that?
>>557902362>recentit was like 10 years ago, I'm still mad
>>557838749
So you're telling me the Nether Reaches is a green underground cave full of green fire that turned a guy into a green fire demonand yet Underlord is from a completely seperate green underground cave full of green fire that has green fire demons except it's called The Abyss
>>557981903>best girl>5 of themretard alert
>>558006418retard
>>558006552that's what I said, yeah
>>558006179blight town > demon ruins type of situation
>>558005359Garbage, and not Luna.
>pick support>enemy Lina ults me three times in a row>keeps ulting me>my team tears hers apart, meanwhile>teammate tells me she tried to do it to them, too, but it caused a teamwipe>5 levels behind my teammates>we're taking second set of rax>her team is fighting and dying on the high ground>my team is diving>I hang back>Lina comes up from below and combo ults me>survive because I managed to build Pipe-Greaves>she leaves, my team mops up the rest>she comes back and e-blade ults me againWhat the fuck, man. At least buy me dinner, first.
I got stomped in deadlock so I booted up dota and stomped some nerds with omniknight as payback
>Dota has been feeling like trash past 5 years or so>Same garbage meta,everygame plays the same>Campo Santo niggers>No icefrog no soulThink my times up.Been playing since 2009(on and off)
>>558009498proof that you played deadlock? today?
>dogshit player goes 4/22/2>check steam profile>several comments telling him to end it, some even in englishyou have to wonder if people like that ever get a clue
>>558010427It's your profile isn't it?
Bloodseeker offlane is underrated
>>557981903>>557993532Sorry, furfag, you're a nigger and you don't belong here. You're newfag reddit trash like the hoodwink spammer.
>>558010869i forgive you for being attracted to bad women but valora doesnt have fur she has boobies and is my mom girlfriend wife
>>558010752If the enemy doesn't pick Vengeful and gets Orb, sure.
>>558010869Marci and Mirana are shit.SHIT!
>>558011679*Disposes you over a cliff* what now idiot
>Dragon Knight Mid into Rubick>After 5 minutes ping starts spiking to 1500 and continues every few seconds for the rest of the game>Literally unplayable>Getting jumped in our own Jungle>Skywrath mage pings "I think someone should buy Mantle of Intelligence" after literally anything happens>Still have less deaths than himHow the fuck do you manage that?
>>558014092Average teamfight.Also that same Skywrath mage ragequit once they sieged our base.
>>558014193In case anybody cares about items.I didn't even notice I had the most last hits, with 1500 ping and dying 8 times in 20 minutes.I don't think I even farmed that much.
>>558014092you're a coreeeeof course your support has more deathssss thats normaaaaaaaaalllli'm brand new and even i understand how this shit worksyou have zero kills as a midlaner!!! you're a massive part of the problem!!! stop blaming other people!!
>>558014595
>n-no the loss isn't my fault when i get zero kills as a core>y-you're baiting mePathetic!! This game's community disappoints at every turn!!
>>558010521no, mine is full of dicks
>>558014542>>558014092How did you participate in only 3 kills? What were you doing all game?
>>558014997Pushing out lanes or farming camps because I literally couldn't play because of the aforementioned 1500 ping
>absolutely dominate my lane and kill the ennemy carry multiple time, get fed courrier kills and wards from the ennemy support>Mid disconnect and get an abandon after 5 minutes + pause>We can't win 4v5FUCK THAT IS A SEVEN WINSTREAK GONE TO THE SHIT BECAUSE OF A NIGGER WITH SHIT INTERNET
>play well, win, most net worth, most kills, most hero and building damage, etc.>watch replay>find dozens of mistakeshmph! hmph! hmph! I'm apparently not as good as I think I am!! You still have much to learn, me!!
>>558016502This is me every time I open a replay to record ebin clips of my plays, and then give up because they're not as cool as I remember them to be.
>>558014542Man, with that teamcomp, you were always going to lose like 90% of your games.
if you say nigger just once, walk down mid or play on a botted acc in lol you get permabanned instantlyin dota? loleven my dota addicted friend doesn't want to play anymoretopson and rtz cant even stream half a day before quittingthe game is fucking dead bois
>>557981903>best girl>they're all shit
>>558030053yesterday topson played dota for like 9 hours>>557939654
>>558030053do you mean league is dead because im not sure how anypony could play a moba game for like >15 minutes without saying nigger
>become a positive reinforcement and mental coach for my teammates to keep them away from ruining and tilting>winrate skyrocketsit's that fucking easy. tard wrangle people into victory
>>558031269>get paid in fake money to be a guidance councilor for bald nonwhite 25 year olds with anger issuesum!!! that doesn't sound like a good time!!!! but as long as you're happy
>>557839783Honestly, the direction Dota has taken over the last few years has been abysmal. I'm not just talking about heroes, but also about the mechanics, balance, economy, macro/micro gameplay, etc.It was great when they were just taking lead from Blizzard and IceFrog, but now that both are completely out of the picture and they are doing it on their own, everything has gone completely downhill.Power creep out the ass, homogenisation of heroes. They are trying to turn Dota into the Overthrow custom game
>>557849924Did she get fake titsm after her mastectomy? Or does she wear a padded bra?
Largo is such a OP boring piece of shit hero
>>558009827Feel the same way, brother, been playing since 2015.My last game against people was in August 2024. I play the occasional game against bots from time to time; otherwise, I have just given it up.The direction they have taken it is just not healthy.
I hate how Bulldog is the only funny dota 2 streamerI have time to lose on PC and besides him everything is more boring
>>558031953she has a fake boob made from belly fat
im just a neet in his late 20s wathcing esports all day while life passes me by
it just feels like life is maintenance tasks until im dead ive been suicidal since i was like 9 but no one around me was equipped for that so i just grew from a sad kid into an adult with no plan like how a tree without stints to make it grow up straight will just grow bent and weird and have to be totally removed so it doesnt grow into the road where itll scratch carsi play offlane because it feels like thats where i can make a difference but also because thats the role that blinks in and shows everyone how cool my spells are and then i can die knowing i did anything and what happens after isnt my fault
>>558034690attend the divine liturgy, brother
>>558035064>cope with shitty life with jew drivel
>>558034690you just need a gf man
Got called a smurf again because creepy weirdo DotA players keep creeping my Steam account to check my 200 hours played..! But they conveniently ignore the 1100 Steam games and the 16 year badge..! Because that doesn't fit their narrative..! If I'm a smurf their ego remains intact, but if they realized that they just got owned by a n00b then their entire reality would crumble...!
>>557937658Winter wyvern should've been best girl, sorry
>>558036990furry detected
>>558038724t. jew
>>558036503what mmr?
>>558039708unranked
>>558036503Bad players can't stand people being better than them, that's why they complain about smurfs even if smurfs are a positive. You'd think they'd be inspired by how much better the smurfs are and how much better you can become, but instead they want to be bad and want everyone else to be just as bad, truly bad players are subhuman scum.
>>5580404081/10 bait
what drives a child of God to play turbo
>>558040790t. truly bad player (and jew)
>>558036503I have 5,000 hours played and I still get called a smurf. They're retarded. Just mute and ignore them. There's no point talking to such people.
>>558041137OK! I'll talk to you guys instead, this place is fun
coming from deadlock and leauge, what in the fuck is the poitn of the 4 role? genuinely i have no idea what im supposed to do in lane, can't take farm, often can't fihgt the enemies, what is the way to play this role
>>558041968right click the enemy
>>558042045i went 1/14 on miranathink i'll go back to deadlock for now
>>558042703have fun bwo
>>558041968You gank
>>558042786thanksi swear i can play carries on dota fine since i understand the gameplay loopbut i genuinely have no idea how support works, especially 4, stacking n warding n shit just cba
>>558042874yeaah, 4 & 5 are transgender roles. don't worry about it. you're normal. it's the 4s and 5s that are the weird ones.
>>558043074t. carrytranny
>>558041968>often can't fihgt the enemiesSkill issue. You and the offlaner aren't there to sit around and mope while the enemy carry freefarms. You're there to KILL.>>558042703>mirana pos 4Classic grief pick. Pick better heroes.
crimson guard pipe treads my beloved
>>558041137its the opposite for me, when people are mad they mention first match 2011 like its some insult yeah you just lost mid to a 34 year old 9 to 5 guy gz
>>558044401sex with muerta, actually
Marci lovin'!Marci middin'!Marci stompin'!Marci winnin'!
>>558045596I have no clue what she's saying half the time but I love that my volume is low enough to hear "Why there?" as a very friendly "Hi there! :D" and one of her move quotes as a dry sarcastic "(bruh) I'm dead -_-" like she's a zoomer
hey i havent played in a while let's do 1 game>le ebin 70 min rapier cumback game ensues
>>558048645did you winnered?
Axe vs Slardar?
>>558048908i am said 30 min rapier guy so yes
>>558049270plot twist: they're on the same team and flaming each other for role abuse
>>558044401
>>558049356hooray!! +1 W for anon :3-)-<
Why is Viper tankier than strength heroes while being able to kill them in like 5 ranged right clicks
>>558050239:) :D
>>558049895thanks for the commend brother
maybe bye dotards
>>558050239He's an AGI hero, so he has lots of armour to reduce physical damage. Most STR heroes only have extra HP padding but not armour so you can still chunk them.The general cycle is:STR fatties > INT burst > AGI squishies > STR fatties
>>558051117now explain why he needs the 200% attack speed reduction on top of this
>>558051016?
>>558051540Whoops, 300%, my bad
>>558051540While Viper has a ton of damage reductions, most of his offensive capabilities are magic-based and single-target so he stops being useful past 20 minutes. This is why traditionally in the past, he was played as a mid because you wanted him online early so you can get the most value out of him before he drops off. While he might be able to "tank", he can't do shit in return so he's a useless punching bag, and this is why people always call him a ranged creep. So the -AS is to punish baddies for not buying some combination of BKB Linkens Pipe Lotus against him.
>>558051901thought the site was dying for a bit
blinking on top of people and pressing slithereen crush is surprisingly satisfying
>>558052474CRUSH
>>558052474I prefer hoof stomp tea bee haych
Offlaners that don't sit there crying for 20 minutes just to get an item that lets them blink at people that are 2 levels and an entire item up?
>>557922093>be bad
>>558053845lycan
>>558054146i dont pick offlane to micro
sex with hoodwink
>>558053845Weaver
what is happening why steam is down
>>558054431This
>>558054481you can't just say a hero that does literally nothing when someone asks for a hero that doesn't do something
>>558054507it's a beta
>>558014542this guy did less damage than io
>>558054556Weaver does everything thoughbeit?>lane>last hit>get kills in lane>escape>farm easily>come online with one item (boots optional)>initiate>soak enemy initiation>wide AoE teamfight debuffs>damage
>>558054507fucking steam niggers again with this shit...
>>558054847yeah ok weaver
>>558054507they're shutting this shitheap down
>>558055163me on the right
>>558053845Gush-smash tidehunter. No level in damage block, everything in burst, use your support to secure kills on the ennemy carry and ruin his dreams of fast farm.
Why does Dota have such a high concentration of fish heroes anyway?
>>558057675whathow many fish heroes are there like 5?the hero pool is 128
>>558058261name one other game period where you can make a full fish team
>>558058261who's the fifth fish (you cant say sven)
>>558058592slardar, tide, slark, naga and morphling
>>558058592>(you cant say sven)Wow, that's racist of you.
>>558058592>(you cant say sven)I can and will
>>558058683thats not a fish
>>558058781who
everyday valve
>>558054809IO wasn't having to deal with 10 second input delays and screen tearing
>>558058261Naga Siren is like 8 fish on her own
>>558058683morph is made out waterfish fuck in water???
naga sexo
>>558060493one naga sucking my ppone naga eating my buttone naga licking each of my nips
>>558062454also a naga for kissing
og shouldnt have lost vs pain
>>558062682also a naga for foot rubs
>>558063275for me it's dogeza and boot kissing
>>558057521this is the type of 3k mmr autist opinions that has to go
How does a team like Yakult Brothers make any money for example? They're always dead last in every tourney, and theyre from china so they have to go the extra mile to relocate in europe for certain tournaments to not play on ping. How is it in any way profitable?
>>558067549The answer is always "sponsors".XG for example is mostly funded by the owner who is a millionaire who just REALLY likes Dota. Which is also why he's grumpy about the players not training seriously.
>>558067549yakult is just IG so they got IG networking
>>558067549for yakult in particular, i think it's not even a company, it's just a player stack with one coach/manager. they might not even have salaries or anything like that.they made like $250k last year so they can manage for the moment but esports players really need to earn money that lasts past their career so it's not good money.
>>558065185>Ooooo i'm tooookin with my passive shitty 15 damage block>imagine picking that rather than damage + slow + armor reduction.
>>558068661gush without aghs is like the worst spell in the gameif you want an aggressive hero there's better options
What do you guys think of Eye of Skadi on Clinkz as last item?
>>558069386why is a fire skeleton building an ice item
>>558069576>Fire and ice. How nice.>You freeze them and I'll burn them down.Clinkz is a cool guy.
>>558069386slow can be very good
>>558069576we have a fire and ice dragon
>>558069386get rapier you pussy
octarine on timber?
So how come my opponents build a single blademail that renders me a non-character but I stack a blademail, assault cuirass and like 20+ armor from other stuff and still get melted by 4 auto attackers
>>558070608>enemy buys Blademail>you buy BKB>winIt's that simple.
>>558070939Why does everyone act like the second a bkb enters your backpack you instantly win
>>558071012Because you're whining about losing without one.
>>558071091well none of the people who killed me had one
>>558071012buy bkb retard
>>558063275She doesn't have feet>>558063706She does sometimes have boots though
>>558070608Stop fighting people 1v4 then?Scenario A, (You) vs Blademail:>you do 2,000 damage to the Blademail enemy>you take 2,000 damage and dieScenario B, (You)r Blademail vs 4 enemies:>enemy #1 hits you for 500 damage>enemy #2 hits you for 500 damage>enemy #3 hits you for 500 damage>enemy #4 hits you for 500 damage>you take 2,000 damage and dieDo you see the difference?Stop solo feeding with Blademail. If you want to use it effectively, use it 1v1 like scenario A.
>1v1s>in Dota 2lol
>>558070608How much health are you protecting with armor?
pos 5 i pick omnipos 4 i pick omnipos 3 i pick omnipos 2 i pick omnipos 1 i pick omni
>>5580725753000, an entirely reasonable number that you're all going to go LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT EVEN 8K LOOOOLLL BRO YOUR HEART??
>>558072746ok Slacks
>>558054431>>558054532Go back, dumb furnigger.
>>558071670If Anon can solo feed 1v1 in Dota 2, then I'm sure his enemies at his MMR can solo feed 1v1 in Dota 2 too!!
>>558072746Omni is a core. Apparently.>>558072836No, it's entirely reasonable amount of health. But 4 auto attackers that specialize in that, with Deso and the like can still kill you.There are no "tanks" in Doter.
>>558072918Seethe kike
>>558073109>There are no "tanks" in Doter.except on the enemy team
>>558073259If you're having issues with the enemy being too fat, that's a (you) problem. If you're that annoyed by it, pick Lifestealer. He literally does not give a shit how much HP the enemy has.
Did Valve just brick all arcade games or is it me
>>558073920
>>558072857He's not wrong, strictly. Diffusal got nerfed to shit. The only thing that counters Omni is literal Satan, and his Doom, and the Demonic Purge of lesser Satan. If the enemy team isn't prepared and Omni's team isn't braindead, they're in for a tough game no matter what position Omni is in. That includes 1.
>>558074302Bro, your Nullifier?
>>558074302So that's what goes around 2000 MMR nowadays, huh
>>558074501Doesn't pierce Debuff Immunity. It doesn't work against Repel. So if a Repel'd Angel Omni with an Armlet Harpoons you, I hope you appreciate how much trouble you're in.
Why is it called a heat death if its cold?
Plus, nothing is stopping Pos 1 Omni from making a BKB, anyway.
>>558075026it(s the australian autist going at it again>>558076146>>558074302>>558073387>>558073109>>558068661all him. just a 3k mmr autist thinking his word is law and misguiding new players
>>558076879I'm sure the actual guy from Australia is laughing at you.
La-la-la~
>>558076146>armlet Omnilmao Blink Harpoon I could believe, but I haven't seen a single Omni in the past 2-3 years build Armlet ever.Doesn't even show up on d2pt's item list for Omni.Only 1,516 Armlets built in the past month out of 500,000+ games total according to Dotabuff.You're the same "theorycrafting" retard from yesterday who doesn't play the game, aren't you?
>>558077213Why do they instantly die at the end of enchant, huh?
>>558077219>doesn't play the gameWhat?Why is a right-clicking STR item on an STR right-clicker so unbelievable? Because Dotabuff said so?
>>558077000all those posts are yours. even if youre not australian youre still a weird freak, go die
we need more strength right clickers
>>558077219hes the retard who takes ice path lvl 1 on jakiro, who advised against levelling kraken shell on tide ... hes either 1k mmr or hes flat out trolling
>>558077354To serve Enchantress is to reach the highest obtainable peak, there is nothing left after that, death is a mercy at that point
>>5580773944/5, actually.And you don't get points for guessing posts with proper capitalization and punctuation belong to one poster among a gaggle of degenerates.
>>558077598whats your mmr brother
>>558077759568:^)
>proper capitalization and punctuationThe other guy is right this dotard is actually autistic
>>558077369Yes.Why insist that it's a thing when it's statistically not? At any level? Because your LLM is hallucinating, or working off of 10+ years old outdated game knowledge?
nobody buys armlet on omni when you can get giga radi
He's also the same autist who calls random heroes melee & range creeps by the wayJust a 1k mmr retard thinking he's cracked the code because he's been dogshit for 15 years
Today I will buy Radiance on Phoenix
Crusader 1 and still wrecking absolute shit as marci mid, just got out of a game where I played against a fucking qop and she got destroyed. I dived their tower once, then I dived their fucking t2s to get this assfaggot that was running away from me, he couldn't get away. 23 kills, won the game, had some fags on my team pressuring me to buy a bkb which I usually don't that early in the game and instead go damage items but it turned out to be pretty good. Was playing against a brewmaster that I just completely deleted from the game several times before he could pop his ult, it was fucking brutal. Went in on a rebound later in the game on juggernaut, completely destroyed him, he didn't expect the dps I had at that point in time. Was a fun game, felt like I earned the win by doing big plays and just being balls to the wall constantly. Anyway, I'm not playing anymore, just won this game and another pudge game where I also went mid and won, I just know I'm bound to lose this next game so I'm calling it a night.
nu-tinker is 1000x more times annoying to play against than old tinker. What were they thinking?
>rtz whining all game>team wins teamfight while he's dead
>>558077213she will fuck every single one of them
>>558071012Because depending on the Elo it quite literally is an instant win.You BKB, your opponent throws out their initiation spell, it doesn't do anything, their monkey brain now panics and you slap the shit out of them.
>>558080012That's 2 / 0 for Radiance Phoenix
>>558081634with her PENIS
>Play Turbo to test my connection>It's wobbly>Fuck>Mid against Undying, he gets one kill and then just fucks off for the rest of the game>I just push lanes and farm>We win because our macro is strongerWe take those
>>558085394yes :)
>>558081418how? nu-tinker has item counters like nullifier
get out of guardian free card
I'm in the midLane
>>558091025Because he has a 400 shield with no CD that also dispells, his items has no CD so once you get linken and WW it's impossible to kill him. Nullifier does shit against WW and a 6sec CD linken.He used to be really easy to gank, once you caught him he was dead. Now he's harder to kill than a medusa.All this while he still dishes out a billion damage with his lazers.
stinky smelly dotard dick :3
I hate Spirit Nigger so fucking much
Is the real reason you buy boots first so that you can be fast enough to go to a camp between waves
>dota 2 powerpoints vids>waifu list 38 minutes>husbando lust 1 hour 27 minuteswow i would have never guessed he was a faggot
very natural reply timing
>>558096035>>558096263>>558096596Cringe, I want to delete my post now.
All me btw
ok I have picked viper and learned the solution to the matchup is to have a pudge gank for you and then have 3 people come and destroy the mid tower
>can't ready up for 4 hours because of reportsYea my fault the pos 4 is afk for literally fucking 6 minutes
And i'm below 6k comm score now so i can't type anymoreGreat system valve
ruins my whole nightcan't play dotaWasn't my fault we lost !! wtf
>no one onlineAnyone wanna game 4700 mmr 3000 behavior?
buff nyx
Internet connection appears fine until I start a match of Dota or Deadlock.Then it starts spiking into the 1000s every few seconds.Not sure what it means.But I'm grinding out these wins.
>>557839783Apart from Dawnbreaker every single nu-hero is complete shit.Valve is not good at it all.
I lost my spark for dota after over a decade playing. Any way to get it back, or is it over? I'm not sad or mad about it, it was a great run.
IN THE OFFLANETHERE'S A HERO WHO STANDS TALLHE'S GOT A RIFLE AND HE'S READY FOR THE BRAWLTHEY CALL HIM "SNIPER"AND HE'S FEARED FAR AND WIDEWITH HIS AIM SO TRUE, THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDEHE'S RUSHING RAPIERIT'S A RISKY PLAYBUT WITH SNIPER IN THE OFFLANE IT'S THE ONLY WAYHE STRIKES FEAR IN THEIR HEARTSTHEY TREMBLE AND SHAKEWHEN THEY SEE THAT RIFLE, THEY KNOW THERE'S NO ESCAPESNIPER IN THE OFFLANEHE'S A DEADLY MACHINEWITH A RAPIER IN HAND HE'S THE BEST YOU'VE SEENEVEN IF HE LOSES IT HE'LL FARM ANOTHER ONEBECAUSE SNIPER IN THE OFFLANE GETS THE JOB DONEENEMIES QUIVERTHEY PLAY WORSE WITH DREADKNOWING THAT SNIPER'S GOT A BOUNTY ON THEIR HEADSNIPER SLOWSHIS BULLETS PIERCE THE AIRIN THE OFFLANE SNIPER'S A FORCE BEYOND COMPARERUSHING RAPIERIT'S A GOLDEN DREAMBUT SNIPER'S OFFLANE PROWESS IS THE ULTIMATE SCHEMEHE PUTS FEAR IN THEIR HEARTSMAKES THEM MISS THEIR SPELLSWHEN SNIPER'S ON THE PROWL, FOR HIS ENEMIES IT DOESN'T BODE WELLSNIPER IN THE OFFLANEHE'S A DEADLY MACHINEWITH A RAPIER IN HAND HE'S THE BEST YOU'VE SEENEVEN IF HE LOSES IT HE'LL FARM ANOTHER ONEBECAUSE SNIPER IN THE OFFLANE GETS THE JOB DONE*GUITAR SOLO*
*picks necro*
>>558107301dawn is trash thobeit
all the heros i play aren't metaany hero for this feel?
>>558108575offlane sniper
>>558107628It's hard, you watch streams and they have lots of good gamesThen you play and its absolute monkeys who will report you constantly
1 lp game done
>>558091847Uncarriable animals are on the way.
>haven't played in 2 years>rank shat itself all the way down to legend from immortal>play a match>I immediately noticed that smoke of deceit doesn't get greyed out when it's in your backpack>think "so can I cast it without having to move it into my actual inventory?">it works, cool>despite figuring this out immediately, I see people with like level 100+ curio rank level things, who have obviously been playing the current patch for faaaaaaaaaar longer than me, constantly move smoke of deceit into their inventory to use itI don't know if legend players are just total retards or if it's just the playerbase as a whole
>>557937658Thanks for the fun videos dawg
>>558117221muscle memory
>>558117221>smoke works from backpackthat can't be realthat is mentioned nowhere
>>558120385>Smoke of Deceit>Can be used directly from the backpack>Has no cooldown when entering the main inventory from the backpack
>>558121932what fucking patch was that
>>5581224377.40
>>558122531boots should work from backpack too
cant believe im losing these won games because my carry is too afraid to hit peoplefucking brain dead nigger i hope you get bombed by a ukraine drone
>>557839783>>558107301ESL momentAlmost every Valve design is better than the blizzslop counterpart also, ValveJugg mogs generic weeb orc #923904 so hard it's unreal
>>558117212i went from herald 4 to guardian 3 in three days, by the time i get to crusader i shouldd be able to party play with my buddies to get to archon
party ranked? i'll play 4 or 5
Do matchups really matter that much in lower ranks?I wanna play Kunkka mid
>>558076879lol you paranoid schizo
>>558126297sorry wrong screenshot its all me
>>558125506not really a great player will win lane and game even if there's a huskar mid and he plays something cucked like tiny
razorbros....
>>558127767what's wrong with that kda
>>558127838>36% kda
>enemy Chen destroys tower bot>goes to mid and takes it minute 6:30>goes to top and takes it>"useless mid"Yeah well.
>>558128525taking T1s one by one is really the strat that breaks the enemy teameverytime I got my team to do it succesfully the enemy just feels lost. then you just assume control of their jungle and the game is done for themonly works with a good push draft though
What does Kunkka do aside from not existing the moment the enemy team gets bkbs
>>558129296I started playing DP mid for this exact reason. Despite her being kiteable people in this game don't think and I even get a doublekill 1v2 because she is that strong early to mid game.
>>558130238I really don't like DP's skillset so I pick Leshrac with the facet that lets Edict damages buildings
tundra feeding under t2 like i do in my pubs
the pro offlaners found a solution to offlane getting raped in lane every time they buy tranquil boots and assemble/disassemble it for perfect regen on lane
What does "I am the midnight of your soul" even mean
>phoenix is le... BALANCED!
>>558131629There is no fucking way you're looking at every dota hero and concluding that out of all of them, PHOENIX is out of line
>>558131817it's a 53% winrate hero that's about as fun to play against as a lobotomy
>>558131904>hero nobody plays has a high winrateyes anon, that's how it works
>>558131817Phoenix has been op for years and no one cares
>>558132135Riveting point there, what your level oh phoenix, 30?
>>558132557>his level isn't 30 on every hero
>>558132779
my winrate against invoker is approximately 0 percent...
>>558133390understandableinvoker is op
>>558133430i tried practicing against him in bot lobbies to learn what he does and he just keeps casting new shit that i haven't seen before...
>>558134042Don't worry even if he only uses like 3 spells you'll still be eating shit against him because he's that fucking overtuned currently
Which spawn of a whore put Phylactery in guide for PA holy shit.
>>558137856I checked topson's video of two months ago and even he went battlefurry so who is it.
>>558137856What's wrong with Phylactery on PA?
>>558141191>shit farming speed>late timings>shit teamfighting because you have phyl + deso without BKB You just paid 3k for an item to deal 150 bonus damage every 15 seconds.
>>558141519>teamfightingThere's your mistake. You need to roam the jungle and gank people every 15 seconds. Perpetually farm heroes, not creeps.
>>5581420601. I do not play phyl PA because I'm not low IQ2. Any build that has a dumb premise of you being able to kill heroes every 15 seconds is fucking stupid. On PA at the very least.
>>558142231>PA should not be killing heroesWow, what a take.
>>558091847>~45% win rate in 7k-8k+ MMR brackets.Ok broTimber was effectively removed from the game if you're a 4k+ player
>>558131817They overtuned it with the shitty ass RNG blind facet. That shitbird actually is OP now. Only downside is no stun outside of ultimate.
>>558142631>"This hero wins a lot in Guardian!">"OK BRO BUT HE SUCKS IN 4K+"ok bronobody asked
okay but what if i build phylactery as Marci
>>558103515>3000 behavior
i won
>>558142631ok and? I have over 6k mmr to reach that point, even if counting up to 4k mmr it's 3k mmr, assuming 25 mmr per game i'd have to have around 120 games winstreak to get to the point where timber gets worse, and then i can just pick aurabot razor and still climb?
>>558147664Climb with what works.Razor is trash.
>>558148239another genius take by the 2k mmr autistevery hero sucks aside from your off meta picks, because you're so autistic and smart youve figured the video game out before anyone else right
What does my match history says about me?
>>558148239>complain about timber cuz 45% wr on dota2protracker>call razor trrash cuz? 53% wr on dota2protrackeri think you might need specialist help
>>558148729timber only fell because current meta carries fuck him uphe's still aids to play against
>>558148729he's the autist that said jakiro was bad but also specified later on that he always skilled ice path lvl 1 every day he just starts some shit because thats the only interaction he gets the sad pussy
Does William "Blitz" Lee "BlitzDota" still work in Dota? I remember when Zephyr was fun to watch.
>>558148898#1 BLACKED COACH IN DOTA
>>558148826well if you dont know when to start with chain or passive on timber then you dont deserve to win, every squishy carry gets melted by timber, and str carries get obliterated, you can dive lifestealer for like first 25 minutes for free
>>558149450alright but youre guardianpipe down
>>558148372I'm 9k, haven't seen razor be useful a single game in the last three months.
Thread bully seething again lol
>>558142581Woof woof animal.
I havent touched the game since the MH "event" ended.Might actually be over for me.
mh event got me to spend money on dota for the first time in my life
Just played a crusader 5 game as a crusader 1 and I got 12 kills and 4 deaths as juggernaut. Maybe I'm not that big of a shitter after all, it was a pretty high level game, or at least higher than I am used to and it was sort of fun. The difference between the ranks are night and day, though, when people aren't completely braindead retarded the games can be pretty fun.
>>558154525my bad this lvl 500 bot nigger ruined my games i guess
>>558156354FUCKING BOTTED ACCOUNT WHY DOES VALVE ALLOW THIS
>>558156354WHY THE FUCK AM I IN THIS BOT POOL
>>558157180Bad players are allowed to buy accounts because they can delude themselves into thinking they're good if they get carried 1 out of 10 games, they're only 1k on their main due to shadowpool and forced fifty.Good players aren't allowed to smurf because the bad players get upset when reminded how bad they are and that it is possible to solo carry and climb if you get good.
the autist with constant bad takes about heroes killed d2g because he spends all his free time shooting down every possible conversation to spout his dogshit opinions and misguiding players
>>558160658is the autist in the thread with us right now
>>558160658Yeah. Every time somebody makes a post, he flies in here screaming in all caps saying OMG THAT IS NOT TRUE YOU ARE LOW MMR I HATE YOU GO KILL YOURSELF.No point trying to have a conversation when every conversation has the psycho screeching like that just to prevent anybody from talking.
How the hell am I supposed to practice my cs when everyone I pair up with doesn't know how positions work and constantly takes my farm? Also why are there so many Russians playing unranked in the middle of the afternoon.
>>558160987disperser gives move speed by the way
I don't know why I even play this shit. it's just full of brown retards and whoever has less retards wins the game.
>>558161109its the weekend
>get a rusnig with a vac ban that was given 90 days ago in my gamewhy the fuck are these animals not hardware banned
>>558161443Shouldn't that mean more US? Is the secret to Dota never playing on the weekends or something these matches are terrible and I'm just trying to practice.
>>558161706Thirdies have jobs too.
It's back. I want to 1st pick am.
What are the inputs you use for csing? A for attack and S for stop feels rather clunky.
>>558164772>>558164772>>558164772
>>558148384That you're about to get buttfucked.
