Previous: >>557868150>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Digitan LOVE
>didn't update the bannerBravo Ryanfag, just bravo.
It's called Trackblazer NOT Make a New Track
>>557878896i forgot, im sorry....
ace on my face
POST YOUR CHAMPION AND THEIR WRSHOW THE WORLD THE PROOF THAT YOURE A GAMBLEGOD WHO DOES NOT GET FILTERED BY A GAMBLE CM
I can't wait to see how MANT obliterates people
>>557878924cunnyblazer and mark another cunny
>>557878724Im not running King Halo anymore or get King Halo cheerleader
*upsets the schizo*>>557878924acktually, it's called TB.>>557878935no you're not.
damage report /uma/
I was baking a thread with the updated schedule and banners
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TUdCkRjh7Sk
>Unsmarts your Smart Falcon
>>557878924I suggest combining them together. Make a New Trackblazer
>>557879054ill let you have the next one ntrfriend
Tachyon Wife
>>557879024
>>5578790452nd place group b
>>557879076umamusume?
>>557878845I hope she wakes up halfway through
>>557879054no one cares, NTR lover.
>>557879001whore, the
>>557879024https://youtu.be/BKkqGpvCNGs?si=0NtaOK96N7HWYftr&t=55since you posted the username of the account...kek
>>557878208Second CM in a row I've gotten lucky with it too, it might as well be her personal skill at this point
>>557879054You can post it anyway NTRbwo.
>lost to this groove with 589 wit by a noseWhat could've been my 6th platinum..
>>557879054everyone cares keep up the good work
>>557879076wrong tab bwi /end/ is next doorsreally funny to see how many endpipis who train umas though. It's like the 2 popular gacha with gameplay
>>557879251>>557879146Oh shit im sorry....
>>557879045Had to spark for Bourbon. Don’t regret it but I’m down to 10k carats.
>>557879195just sad
>>557879001The cutest
Is it worth it to drop 80 tickets on TopRo banner
>>557879195Holy fucking shit, glad my ace sprinter is Curren, she sounds cute.
>>557879190it's not nice to call your champion a whore...
>>557879045Half a sparkSmited in the CMCould be worse though, except for the smiting
some JP tard pretty please post my bro
You didn't ruin your NTR funds, right?
There's still an old thread alive, why are we baking new onesremember the 3 Rs, anons
>>557879195They all suck, the Kingtranny is just disgusting to hear.
>literally only saw 2 LS win all 81, most barely got in top 4>then theres this with nothing special Genuinely shocked you have even half that many wins with 2ish midrace. Grats, but had a similar LS that managed to win like 2 total. My matchmaking luck will forever be ass
Mambo!
>not even 10 ace runs to get my team and got 1st>got V. Eishin on my 5th ticket pull from the spoils>got Tosen & V. Bourbon on my 1st (and only) tennerYeahI think I wonBIGLY
>>5578790452nd group A1 scout ticket no valemtimesAt least I won the jobber's room match
>>557879449I'm not made of gold to be wasting carats on scam banners.
Is it just me or is that an actual good welfare SSR?
>>557879448I like this german a lot, but I'm also extremely biased>>557879449my what now funds? I only have a 60k FiM fund.
>>557879456No one wants to use your VFtranny sabotaged thread retard
>>557879456We only sponsor organic, free-range gaslights in /uma/. Not factory-farm for-profit gaslights that never get to see the sun.
>beat an A rank welfare outfit bakushin in B finalsi'm sorry little timmy...
>>557879195Everyday I pray in gratitude that uma doesn't have official dubs, so faggotry like this doesn't exists and only /pol/ subhumans brings it up desperately
>>557879195>Non-officialPhew, I was nervous for a sec they really were adding a dub
>>557879001
>>557879195theyre all genuinely terrible. But the guy who posted the thing originally is even bigger of a massive faggot for caring what some fan project is doing
>>557879195I don't like that this exists
S+ Currencuck vs perfectly executed lateKINO
>>557879568
>>557879509congrats and fuck you
>>5578790452nd place and only spent 1500 on Bobo's banner, leaving me with 65k carats, not bad
dead horse and whatever but>OTHER HOLIDAYS
>>557879568It's a good welfare card for MANT.
>>557879195Why the fuck is Bakushin an aussie
>>557879024>>557879195>watching a low view video doing a fandub made by tranniesWhy did you click on this? Why is this in your youtube algorithim bro?
Have you locked in for dirt CM yet? It's Falcon's turf after all!
>>557878724>they doubted the RyanposterAPOLOGIZE
>>557879625
>>557879652>lates are bad-ACK
>>557879696HAPPY OTHER HOLIDAYSWhat do you mean by dead horse btw
>>557878924actually the official 4chan secret club terminology for uma is:>Make A New Track/TrackblazerPost a New Thread (PANT)>MutatingChansformingthank you. Dancho is expecting compliance with these matters going forward.
>>557879668>>557879568It’s Sweepy with a Gold recovery attached. That’s quite good for a welfare.
>>557879696Hallmark holidays good, etc etc
>>557879652I wish my late groove did this. I had to swap to soulless pace just so she could lose A finals to 9th place.
>>557879696They can't write Christmas because the investors would go up in flames (but for real this time)
>>557879869Aruvu cute.
>>557879625>this nasty beast has sub 30% wr
>>557879652>meticulous measures/perfect prep is gaslight guys!
Total curren death
im gonna do it im gonna spark eishin and be left with 100 carots
>>557879862>PANTs u
>>557879751Sprint CM was your only chance to luckshit an S+ Uma bwo
>>557878924I'm still calling it AWOTT (A Wakening Of The Trackblazer)
>>557879876investors give ZERO fucks for any of this liberal garbage, they only care for raw cash, which cyjuices is OPENLY giving up on, but investors are also highly retarded.
>>557879853"beating a dead horse" means needlessly repeating something that's settled or overused
>another event about some BORING SHIT
>>557880156what's stopping people from running speed and wit cards for mile and dirt (mile)?
>>557879195The contrast between the cutesy voices and that male voice trying to pass as a female voice is shockingI don't want to be mean because these people are obviously mentally ill but that made me laugh
>>557879919Kita needs to come out now so I can have my allergydonor uma who comforts me when I get gold>>557880194You're calling it a what?
>>557880256About 150 stamina
>>557880256You need 500 stam to be safu for miles
>>557879045A Group, 3rd place. Fucking sucked, had a 65% WRGot VBourbon in 6 pulls though, so that was a very nice consolation prize (and Archery Rudolf was a cute bonus spook. Wish it were OG Rudolf, but a 1488 Rudolf is ok too). 9* Groundwork parent, here I come!
>>557880308soon!
>>557879625>not even 30% wrjoke CM
>>557880313>>557880327So just use stam sparks instead...
SIX FUCKING EISHIN COPIES FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>557879001My condor ran facefirst into smaru's ass and got brutally pace downed, and my oguri just kinda faffed around and did nothing the enire CM, but Curren took it home for us in the end!
>>557879045100 rolls down the drainnot even a single 3*also got 2nd in B group
>>557880015nyoo... poor trainer...
>>557880308A Wakening Of The Trackblazeror AWOTT for short
>>557880389
>>557880043Veishin doesn't acutally look that bad for a late surger. A quick look at her skills seemed pretty solid
>>557880378Then you lack power to hit that S+ mark. Once SS parents start happening statlines will start cooking.
>>557880378But then you lack in power bwo...
>2nd in A despite all odds and a 33% win rate>VBourbon in 20 rolls>Along with Wedding Mayano and Smart FalconI'm happy all things considered
>>5578790457500 caratsVBourbonMummy CreekDupe Heal Grass
>>557879195this is what happens when the modern audience latches onto the current fotm anime and ruins it just to go onto the next fotm and repeat
>>557879919>>557880369god I love the silly fox so much you have no idea, and I wanna fuck waka>>557880389DÜSSELDORF
>>5578790451st place group A30 pulls for Chocobon, V.Eishin and Smart FalconI'm sorry, everyone.
>>557880210Oh. I thought dead horse was referring to real-life Flash and I was in for bad news, or that she's a un-meta DEAD horse or something
>Didn't quality to A finals despite having multiple plats>Couldn't even win B>Wasted 127 rolls just to get one dupe umaFuck this trash game
>>557880389Sorry bro you're german now
>>557880561CONGRATULATIONS but also EXPLODE
>>557880403Stay with us, tickezo bro
Are you running your bestest daughter next CM?
>>557880540yes she is cute and sex at the same time. uma musume
>>5578790451st placeEishin & VBourbon in 15 pulls
>>557880389Please explode
I love Oshi Gaming™
>>557880708
>>557880635the only haru i have right now thats any good is shit
>anon still hasn't explained why he clicked on a fandub tranny videoI'm nyooooticing
Here's some healing from the kingtroonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHTv-P1a1wc
>>557879195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgksdnd6xOgSUZUKABROS DONT WATCH...
dogshit rng game
>>5578790451st place group b1 pull got 4 fukus, too short on carats and i don't really care about meta either
>KING Halo>TransThis had to be on purpose
>>557879045>won group A finals>got chocobon in a tenpull (first 10 rolls were singles)life is good
>>557879918>>557880373i always try to build 3 equally strong umas,so their wins are usually more evenly split than most other teams i see that usually have a clear strongest member taking most of their wins. but my win rate in rounds was the lowest it's ever been at 50/80.
>>557879001Is it the double S affinity that makes this so good? I had similar stats, but failed to even make it to A finals.
>>557880790
>>557880635I'm sorry Urara, my wives come first
>>557880790>bong VodkaI chuckledalso what the fuck is that gold shit
>>557880861At that point they should have made every stallion that way
Kinda want V.B because i don't have og B, but their outfits kinda an eyesore.
for affinity, is it better to lose unity cup and win ura or win unity and lose urai feel like it might be the latter since i dont think you can get ura sparks, but its easier to do so its more likely to share that affinity win
>>557879045orange wife wongot vobo on my second ticketcapricorn is my actual signgoing out for drinks to celebrate. wish you guys could come.
>>557880635I don't have the NY version
>>557881014None of the scenario races are graded wins for affinity purposes.
>>557879195King went from 1st rate to 4th rate. Hang them I say, hang them!
>>557880887where's your NSM bwiAlso does this thing get paced down a lot? that's huge wit but also a lot of midrace velocity
>all the CM winners have It's OnWhere was that one gaslighting anon that said it was bad because le pace down
why is this so ugly and pixelated?
>>557879190>>557879389>>557879509>>557880397Friendly advice: stay away from dirt tracks. I hear turf queens can have some nasty accidents happen to them there.
>>557880982Skinning any Eishin alt with her base skin is the only high T option, I'm sorry that isn't one for you anon....
>>557880389but how many pulls
>>557880790>this shit has 53k views
>the jordan card gives bofawhen is this skill getting buffed again
>>557879045Had to pity for Bourbon, but I did pull enough Eishin Flash to MLB her...
i still dont understand parent loopingif i get a bad spark, its not gonna make th enext parent easier to build, so you still have to repeatedly spam the same umai guess its so that if you get an ok spark you can loop that, but an ok spark is already good enough for me
>>557881379wait and see if 2nd anni gets brought forward in a couple weeks
>>557881294The funny thing is that It's On! is good *because* of PDM. As usual, the amount of misinfo in the Uma community is insane.
>>557881379after the MANT patch
Got distracted by other stuff and didn't log in until just now. Both of them were originally gold that changed to rainbow too
>>557879001Ikuyooooo
Now it's time to pray.
>>557881329You lost Falkek
>only CMs won were in B bracketgwos..... it's over for me....I couldnt even win the designated shitter cm....
>>557881379does BOFA itself get a buff or is it just the evolved innate versions?
>>557879024>>557879195>>557880790Thanks clicking these ruined my day
>>557881334I have base flash so I'd just use her base option anyway. But choco flash is kinda just a sidegrade, her swimsuit alt is the only kinda good variant kit wise. V.B really should've been primary red with choco accents.
Was this the Valentine's Bourbon I was told to roll for? I was recommended that and the NTR(??) banner, I have 51k carats
mastah
>the only late start was me and it was on all three of my acesI'm so glad the RNG likes to fuck me in the ass every time I want something.
>>5578790453rd place group ANo skills went off for me towards then end at allThe winner didn't even have max speedI'm going to jerk off to the thought of being 2 heads shorter than bono and have her top me to get rid of this bitter aftertaste
>>557881509The skill gets a buff, it activates midrace only after the patch iirc
>>557881470>incestpray all you want, god isn't listening
>>557880451got vbourbon and mummy creek within 70, went all the way and sparked veishin. now i have 13 carots
TAMAMO CROSSOYA
>>557881421it's autism to pass your time and improve your account because fan runs for the sake of fan runs is burnout or sweepbot behavior.
"RUNAWAYS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CM before. There could be RUNAWAYS anywhere." Rainy conditions felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE RUNAWAYS" he thought. Tracen Ondo reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the 50 daily carat pack circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Suzukas in lobbies. "With an Oguri, you can race anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>557881537
>>5578790451st place group B
>>557880790>that overdubbed musicwhat the fuck is she doing... suzuka you fucking IDIOT... her brains are as big as her tits
>>557881457Does it? it probably helps recover from PDM but it doesn't stop it because of the short duration + only proccing when you're overtaking, which doesn't happen when your uma is pacing down
>>557881467EXPLODE
I should order two burgers with no lettuce, no tomatoes and no pickles
>>557879001The power of having a big head
I kneel...https://x.com/JAMDK2004/status/2023997848874856718?s=20
>>55787900124% WRCMs won with pace: 2CMs won with late: 5I love being a lategod
>>557881470Good luck, your uma scares me
>>557881660>eating breadngmi
>>557881529>He keep chasing the metaBroYour cards, what do you even specialize inEveryone should be focusing on specialization unless you are a paypig who can buy any cards under the heavens like R*****
>>557881660You might as well cook it yourself if you're gonna eat such a lazy ass burger
>>557881653>it probably helps recover from PDM but it doesn't stop itAlmost nothing reliably stops PDM. Having something that reliably recovers you from it is great.
>>557881470chansformationbro... dont do this to yourself...
>>557881421having the spark on a parent makes it more likely to inherit on the new legacy
>>557881529she's the easiest to build front basically forever, so she has uses especially for casual players.
>>557881660I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>557880635Maybe
>>557880389A spark. I was after Valentine Bourbon. She started showing up every time after 100th.
stop mutating this is supposed to be urara's CM
>>557881806sprint cm was my haru's cm but the nigger game decided to give her a late start
>>557879001She was a last minute desperate recruit because I didn't even intended to make her a main Ace so her race numbers is low. I didn't expect her to perform this good, I should've made her into the team earlier to rake up more wins
>>557880635I'm running Gold Ship.
who the fuck thought these two would be a good pair? this is the most boring event so far holy shit what a slogalso why the fuck is Bourbon in every single fucking event?
Real talk guys, can I survive MANT with no creek or finemo cards? The youtubers are making me worry (I have MLB rice, weirdly wasted luck there)If I have pretty much all SR support cards MLB, am I okay holding out for the better cards?
Colab when? I she a proto-uma?
>>557881803Meant for >>557881340
>>557881878We're killing you
>>557881883
>>557881806no mutations is boring and also basically impossible for dirt rn
>>557881470>no mummy>none of the designated late surger inherits>all of full armor fuku's skills are longwhat you're doing here is NOT recommended
>>557881878>who the fuck thought these two would be a good pair?Me, I did.>also why the fuck is Bourbon in every single fucking event?I asked for it. Pic related, it's me.
post headpats
>>557882004Kiwami 3 fucking sucks bro, kill the daidoji
>Global sloptubers>META IS ALL PACE (and falco). MUTATE EACH UMA INTO A PACE>Seriru>Consider using late Groove!>Many /uma/ggers won with late GrooveI'm noticing...
Imagine these but TRACKBLAZER
>>557881883she's not even remotely close to a uma..
I genuinely don't know what I'm doing wrong with CMs that means I've not finished 1st in a single oneThis time around I had a 15.7k Oguri Cap with Turf S, Sprint S, Head-on and all the relevant skills, almost 50% winrate by herself in the first two rounds, then in the final she finishes 5thWhat more am I supposed to do?
>>557881953>>557882164
https://x.com/reed_ux/status/2024212286739796437Can someone webm this without sound
MY BIG GIRL MADE IT HOMEOSHIBROS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEE YOU AT THE BAR WE'RE USING SMART FALCON'S CREDIT CARD
>>557882181post your oguri
>>557882181You are supposed to have 3 good aces instead of one
>>557882227do it yourself reddit tard
Another story event another job for the lil sweepster
>>557882135Meanwhile Curren just wins more
>>557882181umamusume is luckgod game
Flower is so cute bwos.... I'm not a diddy blud or anything, but I am rolling for her
at least I won the B finals I guess...
>>557881613underappreciated post
WHY DOES NO ONE REPLY TO MY POSTS I EVEN USE A LUST PROVOKING IMAGE
>>557881883that's a lupo
>tracen means TRAining CENtre
>>557881462I appreciate this OC newsflash
>>557881726I am bad at the game and I just want to spend time with the umas>>557881780I am casually bad at this game
>>557881613Poll anon...
>>557882326She'll make a good broodmare guhehe
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
>>557882227Sex with BourbonRimjob from MaruzNipples rubbed and pinched by FineMoNursing Handjob from CreekOguri eating dinnerKitasan filming
>>557882326soon!
>>557881881>>557882410belno's tits aren't that big
I got Tosen Jordan. Is she any good?
>>557880790ok but bong vodka is kind of legit considering how much time vodka spent in europe. not to mention her grave is literally in england. umadubbers, perhaps i judged you too harshly...
>>557882513best career of all the gyarus imo
>>557881613this but front runners in generali also haven't seen this reference in years
>>557881421If fishing for whites: You focus on a set of sparks (Groundwork; Spurt; or if it's a gold skill then Corner Adept/Recovery), the most important thing is those existing in the legacy chain as it makes spark propagation far more likely.You pick characters with either good affinity (you don't always have a choice), that can make use of those skills as it makes career easy or that start with the skill unlocked.If you were to say, grind for groundwork sparks for fronts then your decks are going to include a Falco/Bakushin, and good frontrunner cards such as Suzuka and Kitasan. Your umas will be essentially front centered.When you get a result with the white you wanted, you either move onto the next link (grandparent spark proc is halved anyways; great grandparent doesn't matter except for building legacies), or keep pulling the lever for a better result only really recommend you to do this if it's meant to be a parent.If you're farming Straightaway spurt running ends then you'll be chaining Maya, Taishin, GoldShip, Hishiama, Tamamo and Digital - maybe even Urara.You don't aim for a specific 3 blue unless your decks are stacked, you aim for 600 stats because that's very easy to reach then pray for a 2 blue as praying for everything else is far too masochist.If going for pinks you pick two legacies with those pinks and start running. No other way to it, maybe pick decks that give you well rounded stats.
>>557882410you should post your really bad umas or single copies of ssrs
>>557881982Oh shit, now that you mention it.... fuckShe'll be fine without Moving Past and Beyond....right?
>>557882453just save your crystals, once we luckily get a copy of el pasa SR card, we dump gold crystals on her
>>557882480How does this training relate to racing?
>>557882513She got me my first platinum
>>557882385How the tap dancing fuck did you not make it to A finals with S+ umasFucking A rank umas are dabbing on whales
>>557882568you didn't play Helios or Palmer career, what the fuck are you ranking them for, retard
>>557882181The answer depends if you've piggied or not
>>557882251I also had an S+ Bakushin and an S rank Falco as my other aces, I'm not stupid enough to bet it all on one runner
>>557882617At least grab red shift...
>>557882627God i wish that were me
>>557882625But I'm dumping gold crystals on Ayabe
>>557882663shoo jpnigger shoo
>>557882627Nishino Flower, crush his pelvis!
>>557882659hold the fucking phone, are you telling me the UG piggy lost?
So they CAN let her call you master
>>557882761Ayabe are for mentally ill highrollers, it looks easy but its really not
NOOOOO WHY IS THIS GYARU WHORE CORRUPTING MY WIFE
>>557881421Parent looping is only good if you're looking for white sparks like frontkeks with GW or pacers with Head-On/TTH. There's nothing you can do to make blues and pink chances better other than luck.
which uma has the stinkiest feet after a race
>>557882236I was always happy to see Bouno in my matches beacuse she's twice the size of my rice.
>>557882659I picked the wrong skills, I made my umas at the last possible day and got bad info
>>557882625>rainbow uncap crystal: 1>gold uncap crystal: 1>rainbow crystal shard: 1>gold crystal shard: 5Is this good enough...
How do you cope when your uma does this?
>>557882659
>>557882136Can't wait to TS Climax in Trackblazer!
>plays game about gambling >based entirely around a sport made to gamble >hates gambling and RNG???
>>557882843jesus christ these cards have such salacious art. its like theyre demanding that i fantasize about sniffing tosen jordan's socks and heels. cygames needs to stop trying to corrupt our brains with their degenerate fetishry.
I hope Cygames burns to the ground.
>>557882659point at laugh at the whale autist that tried hard in the luckGOD CM
>>557882627How does learning how to take me down help her win races?
>>557882891
>>557882843for her umafans and umahub
>>557882659GET FUCKED PIGGY
>>557882886You missed alot of shards.Do your event missions bro
>>557882870>she wins>jumps in the air>literal screenshake effectsshes the best...
>>557882857>There's nothing you can do to make blues and pink chances better other than luck.There is thoughblue: Well rounded stats, buhimaxing yourself to a higher rankpink: Not boosting undesired aptitudes to Agreen: allegedly, higher unique level from star increases or not missing the fan count events though it's a rather minor increase
>>557882818I think even normals would riot if they localized master to main or some dogshit like that
>>557882584>>557882857i still dont get what the point of looping is as opposed to just fishing for the white with a great grandparentsince if you cant move on until you get the white, why do you need to loop it if youve already got a high affinity white.
>>557882891I'm used to that by now
>marked
>>557882659??? Why are people dunking on the whale while being fine with luckshitting when the latter is worse?
>>557882843Flower is uncorruptable and basically just entertaining her to pass time
>>557882983Races?
>>557882659Now this is a humiliation ritual, surprised you even posted this
>>557882817if that UG is the meme one that was posted here a few months ago it looked extremely bad, wouldn't shock me he added it as he was confident
Should use my crystal on FM or wait for the paid selector and LB3 Fuku or Biko?
>missed CM crashouts and Bobo lucklet rolls seethe because I was genning sloppa and lost track of time
>>557883052But careers are too hardAnd so do I roll tomorrow or not, today was an unlucky day
>>557882891Nonconsensual smooching is prohibited!
this nazi nigga eishin valentines good? im anti meta so im not playing bourbon piss off
>>557883106nta but normal bobo lines have master changed to just trainer
>>557883212No, seems like everyone here but (You) got VBourbon in <100 pulls.
>>557883160>youhe probably pulled it off some discord
>>557883142dorja would rape her shota trainer
>>557883231>im anti metaIf you ever used an end closer in longslop, you are pure metafag
>>557883106>if they localized master to main or some dogshit like thatNever not funny
>>557883194Why not LB3 Creek
>>557883149Spending money = the worst cardinal sin
>>557883142
>>557883194You can wait for the free ticket selector this anniversary, we'll get one. +Paid selector that you mentioned for $20.
Hand-in-hand, heart-to-heart, we'll cross this finish line together. . .
Why the thread so slow. It's just after CM finals.
>>557883315is Creek still going to be good? I haven't seen her mentioned that much anymore
>>557883240Couldn't be me. deserved after going nearly 150 on inumusume
>>557883231>im anti metaJust use her then. Is this reverse psychology?
>>557883231sorry commie bro but everything in life is meta
>>557883226Smooching Chrono non-consensually instead!
I think it's time to quit because RNG shitting on you at every conceivable turn isn't very fun.
>>557883361Lets be real honeymoon period effect wore off
>>557883323
>>557883436See you when MANT is announced.
>>557883240I got her in 110...I'm bwicked...
>>557883380There hasn't been a long CM in a bit, there'll be one after the dirt CM so she'll pop back up
>>557883226Smooching Chrono's umanko
>>557883226kissing and mating pressing Chrono without permission (but mid-thrust she consents)
>>557883231mein umer
Which uma would remain virgin until marriage and only have sex for procreation?
>>557883226smooooooch
>>557881516
>>557883385>deserved after going just 20 pulls past the averagenot really
I'll suck the nail polish right off toesen toes
How much does Focus/Concentration mitigate Late Start
>>557883551City died a virgin
>>557883551Whoever is the most prudish
>>557883496
Eishin turned me into a piggy..
>>557883593Stego is a nice girl
>>557883361This is pretty fast to meUma is no longer the fotm game so this is fine
>>557883662stop spamming this dogshit art
>>557883601I am owed good luck because of this 7
>>557883631people underestimate focus
When do we get a long dirt cm?
UGbros...
>>557882659Now THAT is an interesting statement. Anyone knows anything about this?>>557883361Sprint is the CM streak killer and half the anons got fucked most likely. Poll when?
>>557883436Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same time-
>>557883361fastest thread in the board right now, slow day i guess
>>557883662
>>557883631Can't late start with conc, focus takes you 33% to 25.9% chance to not miss the first accel frame
>>557883702As long as you're not Pokke and Shakur arguing instead of having fun at the BBQ, at least.
>>557883806>Now THAT is an interesting statement. Anyone knows anything about this?basically change what region you buy carats from and you can get it cheaper
>>557883806wtf is illegal carat buyer? Lootbar?
Can I get ksb (forma aruji dono) if I have 23k now
>>557883718Shut up retard
>anyone want to spoonfeed me some discord drama?
>>557883810I'm on the verge of quitting because of the shit ass RNG always fucking me because of my shit seeded account or some shit, not burnout. It's getting fucking annoying especially with how consistent it is.
>>557883763Gold City bukkake
>>557883823Yeah thats probably it.
are YOU going to the movies next friday to watch boane?
>>557883848Concentration sounds pretty nice since I saw Late Start crop up a lot this CM
>>557883631Your start time is RNG up to 0.1s. The late start message only displayed if you're >0.08s. Honestly, 0.06 and 0.07 are close enough to be considered late start desu.
>>557883939
>>557883845
>>557883969Are YOU going with me?
>>557882721This was not the run anyways, 3 sub 20 failuresGonna breed dober after this, fuck me for mistakenly breeding oguri for the past few days
>>557883969nobody to go with
>>557883810Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>Won 5 plats in a row>Then went down to 2 golds in a row after that>Now reduced to silver for the first time>Got 3rd despite winning the pace promote RNGi don't like how things are trending
>>557883763Breeders Cup scenario
>>557883934You've at least won a bunch of CMs, even if you couldn't this time, right?
>>557884035lets go together and smooch during the loud parts
>>557884024Gold City looking at me like that as she steps on my face
now that both the CM and rolling rush are over, any words?
>>557883531atleast say mein pferd or something
>>557884035going with my friends, you can join too if you find the theater im at
>>557880389Same thing happened to me
>>5578839800.066 is the most meaningful threshold since that costs you the first race frame of acceleration in the race, so anything between that and 0.08 is basically a phantom late start because you got fucked but the game won't tell you.
>>557884127main umar
>>557884112Oh boy, smooching time
>>557884027
>>557883856i wish to illegally buy carats
>>557884120I'm gonna install the botfuck this
>>557883969Not Friday, but Saturday. Going to watch it with my sister and younger brother who watned to tag along.
>>557883119If you loop shit, it gets easier. The guy you're borrowing from did his own looping or had a bot do it I fucking hate botters.
Imagine the smell
>>557884276golshi isn't good for this one
>>557884212
>>557879001I'm this Biwabwo >>557871195 and I'm still throwing everyone in because it was a team effort. It's also a chance for me to say something I noticed when I watched that replay for the third time to analyze it. You see in the previous quote where I beat an XOguri by 1L? He had 1100 wit, 3 recoveries...and never procced ult. Shiraoki-sama blessing? A showcase of the superior Christmas skin? Who knows, but I'm glad things turned out the way they did.
>>557883969No I already watched it in Tokyo theaters
heh
finals should've been 3 attempts, cyniggers
Hoeh...........
>>557884370
How to not want to quit the game after losing to your sign?... I lost other CMs but this hits a bit hard even if I lost to a mutate whale Taishin...
>>557884042>he willingly bred oguri plap for several days and he LOVED it
>>557884042But I was told Oguri is a top pick
>>557884539theres always the redux of capricorn
>>557883763Dunno, but I'll be ready
>>557884539i want to fuck umamusumes
>2 S inspirations>Unity draw>tissues>mood down>mood down>redundant mood up>mood down>Unity finals loss 2-3Bring me MANT. I don't care how shit it supposedly is, bring me MANT. I'm done.
>>557884497>HoehCurren!
>>557884346>Starter units and make debut 3 stars aren't the best examples for looping-affinity alchemy autismWhat next?Telling me that borrow decks aren't good for practicing MANT?
>>557884539You have one more shot in 8-9 months but after that you're cookedand you'll never get your sign with the extra star RIP
>>557884539Does winning B finals count or not? Technically I didn't lose...
>>557884447NTR sloppa
>>557884183that makes even less sense
>>557884529yeppers....
>>557884539>your signwho gives a fuck are you a woman?
>>557883856>>557883879>>557883856I figured it out. Basically some top TT guys had a clique that basically bought carats from Chinese that log in and buy carats with stolen credit cards, originating from VF private roomsOn this other place i am (fuck VF), as soon as whats happening broke out shady chinks got booted the FUCK out so good on them.
>>557884529
>>557884649No, I mean Golshi isn't good for Aquarius
>>557884596middle choice is better
how do I cope with having played since release without a single A finals win
>>557884696>stealing credit cards to fund your paypigging in umaGrimmy.
>>557884758dogshit rng is dogshit
>>557883969Me and a couple of the boys already got our tickets
>>557884758I only have 1
>>557884758if you're a flatliner casual then whatever. if you're a tryhard then you're either dumb or unlucky. post your aces.
>>557884697
>>557884576But the extra star...>>557884657>>557884663I got gold but I consider myself a loser. You could be a winner in your own perspective though.
>>557884607currengatou
>>557884758git gud
>>557884758You only pull for umas so surely you feel better
>losing every race>fail 4% training get practice poor on last turn of summer>migraine the next turn>mood down turn afterWow thank you Cygames, love this.
>>557884758Just don't be a jobber bwot. got A 2nd once (best one) and B 3rd on capricorn
7/9 CMs won... Do i still have a chance to sell it to an oil prince?
>>557884891better decision in fact
>>557884758Same here but I genuinely stopped caring desu
>>557884758you're not alone
>>557884042>>557884549I wish Oguri would breed ME for a few days
>>557884857
i dont give a shit about titlesive got platsbut im not switching off of mejiro ryan expert
>>557884970There you go, that's a good cope
>>557885017i sure would love to enjoy the story if not for cygames being a bunch of niggers with their RNG bullshit in CM
>>557884981your ass would be absolutely ruined by her umacock
>>5578849618/9 here. I must redeem myself on the repeat of CM8 to have maximum titles for a chance at oil prince money but I'll never sell
ever since i lost first cm i decided never to use cm titles
>>557885054Collect all her graded race trophies so you can get the true ryanfag title of having every single graded race trophy on her once MANT comes out
people literally stopped caring about your record since taurus, oshi titles are better than winning the latest cmslop anyway.
>>557885017>>557885114
>>557885032
>you need to make a tachyon parent for xoguriuhhhhh when does this parent come into play
>>557885054This image of Ryan is synthesized in a lab to specifically make me angry looking at it
>>557885175based platlet anon
>>557885210>he fell for the gaslight
>>557885175>bot titles are better than platkinoThis is indog cope, those shitters despite all their botting perform astoundingly shit at CMs.
>>557884758I got only 3 as a f2p, Im not going to see another 1 anytime soon
>>557885210when does xoggers come to play
>10 spin bingoI'M A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE
I have failed as a Torena-san. A 3rd straight 3rd place finish. Each day, I become closer and closer to being Nice Nature.
>>557885017>>557885198One of the sweetest pairings in the game
>>557885276Why the FUCK can late starts happen three times to the same person? There should be a hard limit on that fucking bullshit. FUCK YOU CYGAMES
>>557885202gn
>>557884758There are probably people who have missed at least a couple of finals in here, at least you made it to all of them and have something to show for
>>557885167i just need sprints and dirts. i can get her up to c dirt, so i may be able to power through the available dirt races. of course i cant do every race, but yeah that sounds like a nice goal, thanks anon. after im done building my aces for this next cm ill begin work on it
>>557885276nicely done neicha
>>557885349goodnight Anon
>>557885276Late Start shouldn't be a thing in the finals, just a cruel chance to kneecap an uma immediately after all that build-up
Your platinum trophy wall is forever a part of your account and you only get two passes at each zodiac CM. It's your eternal testament as a loser that will haunt you until eos if you aren't winning.
>>557885349goodnight anon, thanks
>>557885348also it should guarantee one late start per person
GENTLEOWSMESEXGODDAMNIT
>>557885363I've got my Seiun collection primed and ready, I think if all goes well it'll take 3 MANT runs to finish it off, just missing the stuff we have scheduling conflicts for right now (not that the title is in the game anyway until MANT).
>>557885437>Taurus irl>Taurus champthanks to her
>>557885494>OWS
I started on Kita's rerun and only have participated on 2 CMs, both B 1st placeIs that good?
>>557885276Heh how many wit
Currenbros..
>>557885437don't say that, by golly...
shouldve taken concentration
>>557885437Oh noAnyway
>>557884758Stop caring about getting into Group A and learn how to have fun in your own way
what's so gentle about the donna
>>557885548>fail wit check
>>557884758If you can only enjoy this game when winning there is literally no point in playing this game because it will break you.
>>557885437Yeah but two time Taurus winner is the only thing that matters
>>557885437Doesn't the 2nd round of CM has different set of medals?
>>557885132A necessary sacrifice
>>557885516IOWNGENTLESEXIOWEHERNOTHINGIOWEYOUNOTHING
The best part of every CM is reading the cope posts from losers
i'm going open for MANT i'm not try hardingthat shit
>>557885513>Libra IRL>Libra champthanks to herhavent wont a plat since thenShiraoki-sama demands her pound of flesh
AAAAAAAAHHH I HAD TO FUCKING SPARK AGAIN, I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME
I'm sorry, Ryan...
>71% Event Boostgrim... I don't even wanna do my runs daniel chow
>>557885645The 2nd round is the zodiacs again, if you win it for the first time you get the title that you missed, if you win it for the 2nd time then you get a variant of the title with a little star on it.After the 2nd "round" ie the 12 CMs run again, they stop running them on the monthly basis and retired the zodiac names, giving them soulless names going forward in JP.
>>557884758It all just turns into carats at the end of the day. The title is meaningless.
>>557885586her eyes
Does it make sense to try and make Front Falcon and Pace Pasa for this CM? If falco fumbles Pasa has a shot at taking the race and vice versa right? Or am I better off giving up on one of them and just making Digitan Late and I guess C.Oguri late or something
>front runners have to pull on a dozen cards and umas and setup a trillion skills>ends quite literally only need to roll on CB and they're set for like 2 yearsthis is nyot fair....
>>557885437But we can all agree you only need the single-platinum right? Because the double-win extra star you get on your first platinum by winning the repeat is too much.I can see a lot of trainers trying really hard to win the second time on ones they lost and just running their oshis on ones they already won.If you lose both times you're perma-bricked>>557885645it's the same set but if you win it again you get a star on every title you had before and the description changes to "twice"
>>557885862that's fine if you won't wanna make front pasa
>>557885862Runaway Suzukas and Front Pasa can ruin you.
>>557885878butt what if i want to use cock ball (horse)
Thoughts on Tosen using ebonics?
>>557885890You can only display one title and most people display their oshi, it is useless except for vanity flexing on 4chan or elsewhere.
>>557885973runaway ace or chariot
>>557885890such a mighty creatura...
>>557885686You could probably still get into graded finals with a good Unity run. Winning finals might be harder but unless you want the titles, it makes more sense to try for graded rewards.
>>557885862Just as a heads up a bunch of aquarius rooms have more than 5 fronts per match
Now that the sprint CM is over do I see there is so much glue in my vet box
>>557885919Yeah I'm not doing mutants again that shit's awful. >>557885973Fronts and Runaways can always ruin pace, other paces can ruin you too. This CM at least will have a somewhat even split between front and late, unlike last one that was literally all pace.
Oh boy can't wait to see dirt A VBourbon in lobbies now
>>557886030I decided to make a runaway ace. Didn't make a good one yet but as far as a Pasa goes....
>>557886063Thanks, that's good to know. I'll think about it a little more. Making front Pasa sounds horrible but inheriting groundwork on Falco also sounds shit.
>>557886219Anyone who mutates a G deserves a little respect.
>>557886219Just make a Bignig Suzie and win with Golshi as usual
>autopilot too hard >JUST noticed i was on URA instead of unity because there wasn't a 2nd year unity cup before summer
>>557886219I already have my parents ready for her.
>the parents that I followed in preparation for CM10 all changed their parents to some garbageFuck all of these niggers.
>>557883806>>557883806No more polls from me... I initially plan to take CMs easy after MANT, guess I'm taking it easy 1 CM earlier. Anyway have the roundest umadol compilation.
>>557885246>paid for whale cards to win cms but doesn't actually play the gameMany such cases
>>557886293those are opposite strategies bwo
>>557886593
What are you saving your uncap crystals for?
>1 McQueen, 1 Anime McQueen, 1 Eishin in 200 pullsbullet dodged, if I hadn't gotten that Eishin I would have made /uma/ unreadable today.
>>557886293in my experience I've noticed that big nigger Suzuka often fucks over late surgers and end closers because she increases the pace, which stretches out the distance between the styles so your paces and lates sit even further back behind the pack than they usually do.
>>557879001Where is my A+ Luckchads are? That single Head-on proc won me the plat.Thank god i didn't get S+ whales in the finals kek
>>557886603When does my bro releaseWhen does my boy(friend) releaseWhen does my gentle wife release
Yeah oonige + fronts tend to fuck with other strategies off pushing each other forward.
>>557886219She is (very slightly) easier to get dirt A than Suzuka because she has high affinity with Seiun and Pasa
>30% winrate>my pasa that kept jobbing wonI love herBut FUCK PACE DOWN
>>557886783meant to say lates and ends sit further back than usual
I'm gonna mootate
How much do affinities matter for mutating? Arent numbers always going to be low?
I've used Maya every CM so far, but E Dirt and D Mile might be a mountain too high. Give me strength.
>>557886952even if you arent mutating why would you have dogshit affinity
where are all the goldshit oshis? cant win without easy babby mode??
>>557887048literally nobody here is a golshi oshi, just meta bugchasers
>>557886952Noticeable statistical difference between an Urara run and some 40 race Oguri bloodline that has over 200 affinity
>>557886740>Use 200 pulls on NTR banner get 3 copies>Use 2 uncap crystal on NTR for MLB>Borrow Fuku >Deck would be NTR, Fine Motion, Nice Nature, Super Creek, Marvelous Sunday Wit SR, Borrowed Fuku
kingu love
>NTR>GoodFucking seafags
>>557887048Oguri is for gaslighting, not for being mean.
>>557887048Its impossible to oshi Goldshit without being called a metafaggot
>>557887048>ZERO Gold Ship postsNot looking good!
>>557887121>60 to 90 thousand average hard earned carats for a meme cardyada
>>557887048my oshis are now the three musketeers hoguri vbourbon and smaru
>>557886987I believe in you anon. Mutate that child bride
>>557886740Speed pasa or Wit Ramonu
post cm refractory period still got me goodi havent even had dinner yet or completed my maplestory dailies
>>557887121I dislike you not only you're annoying but you're unironically bricking newfriends account by posting this constantly
I'm going to drop the uma stabber card from my deck for the first time since the banner dropped. Thankfully I didn't invest too much in herI don't think it's doing much, and I want to start playing seriously
>>557886987>10 dirt sparks>7 mile sparks>need to hit one inspirationgrim
>>557886740i don't think there are any strong cards until ramonu that are unusable at low LB (personally, i'm pulling smaru and CB), so ramonui already used one yellow on sweepy and windy is probably my next candidate
>>557884086I won the first two, then proceeded to get silver/gold all the way until Sagittarius, you'll be fine. Just hang in there and you'll start winning againAlso why is Capricorn on the top, makes me annoyed. I did end up getting plat there too
>>557887048my Cancer Hotsprings Golshi was my strongest version of her but sprints are a bridge too far
>>557887489>10 dirt sparks>7 mile sparksread what you wrote again back to yourself
>training vbourbon>don't have to bring Falco power for groundwork>don't have to (can't) bring Bourbon wit for TTLWhat do I replace them with...
>>557863923>not stored in-gameOwari da...So how are these low quality images available? where they shared by Cygames somewhere?
>>557887224gaslighting is mean
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>557887116sloppers make spread sheets to multiply by 3 and divide by 2
>>557887048I managed to score a grand total of 1 (uno) win for Gold Ship this CM which I consider a victory since this was the worst possible race type for her. in summary, you're a nigger + kys
>>557887489>>need to hit one inspirationLuckshitting one inspiration is nothing compared to when I needed to try and luckshit two for my oshi and eventually gave up :(
>>557887579Tahborage because of TRIPLE AGEMASEN
>>557887513It's not in orderIT'S NOT IN ORDER
>>557887630https://youtu.be/bbb2FejtBEU?si=hqBGMUb6hAMPparU
>>557887553read the 3rd line i wrote bwo...
>>557886987Good luck anon, I'm still fighting my own battle by trying to get Brian from G->A
>>557887713
>>557883380Creek is going to be good for a long time.Longer than Biko, longer than Fuku, and Longer than FM.So there is time, use the anni free selector on FineMo, save your crystal for later. Pretend you never rolled Fuku.
>>557887696I've completed Fuku SSR chain events more times than I'd like to admit, surely it won't be that bad right...?
I oshi almost every umaso I can always bring the meta umas to their CMs
>>557887713Please stop reminding me that this exists, Maya's angelic serenade being drowned out by Golshi's gutteral bellows will always make me mad.>>557887757that spark split is impossible, you need to hit two inspirations to reach A, same as a G mutation it's the same luckshitting needed
>>557887817that's very close to the danger zone
>>557879751>>557879918>>557880373Stats are good but skills aren't. Easily sub 30% in faces of other aces.
Bros, is it better to replace Hishiama with Riko SSR (0LB) and replace Fuku with Mayano to get the power bonus, or should I keep this deck and replace Hishiama only?
>>557887872Best he can do is B/B or something along two sparks req.
>>557887892Uma danger
>digitan be like>OMG I RACE TO BE CLOSE TO MY OSHIS>also digitan in the final spurt>anyway let me blow past these jap losers and claim another trophy lmfao
>>557887595Wrong, it’s peak (as in cap) when Oguri does it
>>5578875792 spd 3 wit Rikoor2 spd 2 wit Riko and TurboTo be honest for dirt CM I think maxed speed and wit with more midrace will be better than having to gamble with the Turbo card while also gambling inspirations. I have an oonige Suzuka that wins without groundwork and the difference between no groundwork vs groundwork is greater than the difference between early lead vs TTL.
>mutating without spark reroll and spark lockNot even the most soulless JP salaryman would do something like that
>>557887872you just go 10 dirt to go to E -> A4-6 mile D->B and hit ONE inspiration on the mile
*thinks about endangering you*
>>557887913>rushing gale>all the relevant accels save for head onI suppose midrace is a LITTLE weak, but it's still max wit for positioning and it I've seen worse. It's probably just MM luck again (or not, since MM hopefully puts you against similar strength opponents)
>>557887662The singular based golshiposter
Poor Jordan got tricked into running the wheel.I'm so glad we got the multiple rolls QOL, this was the worst part of events always.
>>557887713Teio desperately trying to prove she isn't actually a little boy got tricked into doing something risky with Maya
>>557888060sweeptoshosleeping.jpeg
>>557888060I love my oshi.
>>557888014It would be disrespectful to not go all out.
21 sparks total just put 10 on dirt and 10 on mile even have 1 left over
>>557887048if I get her forma de sexo I'll mutate her for every CM and other pvp races
>>557888014>first one to rape TM opera>doesn't get her own movie
sweeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyy what about my requeeeeeeeeest
>>557888269Yada
>>557888096Nishino Flower raped me on Tracen in the summer of 2026
>>557888094Oh right, I forgot I was looking at the math on a Mayano with a single late or end spark in the family tree.
>>557887708They got it right all the way up until now, why would they do this. This one is from when Scorpio was the newest CM and it went on the bottom just fine
>>557888014She's like Brian, can't control her inner wolf and has to go beast mode.
>>557888221>9+9 = 21
>>557888221Max sparks is 18 dude
>>557886603whats her gimmick
>>557888295laisu would do this
>>557888291aaaaaaaa stop being such a biiiiiiitch its a great featureeeeeeeee that fixes your own bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Swept the podium in Group B.
Newest 5 star.Time to make an Ulala run for TT.
now that CM is over can we discuss how broken air groove was and not a single /uma/bro said to be careful around her? actual menace
>>557888394She's a fucking dork but puts out an air of being a smart, calm and collected megane wearer because that's how she wants to be perceived by the wider public.
>>557888325no, that's 9+10
New CM, new gaslights. What will you be spreading in the next 2 weeks?
>>557888468Seriru featured both her and Taishin thoughbeit
>>557888308Not worth doing all that to run a late or end Maya
>>557888404Hmmmmnyo
>>557888483I like the one about turf aptitude being required for the patch of turf at the start of the cm10 track
>>557888468It's literally JUST herOther lates were not as oppressive. WitGOD was correct again. Her, falco, curren were this CM's bermuda triangle
>>557888483wdym if you aren't already making your aces with all the good info you already lost it's all gaslight from here on
>>557888468Feetgod told you to run her though
>>557888556>Uses an avatarYOU'RE NOT HIM!
>>557888468Sorry, i was keeping the strat to myself. People were buying OYL and NSM instead of speedmaxxing
>>557888468Air Groove only beat me once in the 4 rounds, my Curren and Oguri raped
>>557888468I thought her strength was obvious. She's been in my TT since the start and anyone that didn't get curry chan or falco would have to use her.
>>557888654You weren't supposed to nyotice...
>>557888739too late for that, you charlatan!
>>557888654>a ESLESLbro...
I don't want to build fronts...
>>557888025My oonige without GW+TTL wins sometimes but most of the time she lose the lead right before the late race. Thinking of trying to make another dirt A oonige with GW+TTL to see the difference really takes me out of it man...
I call professor of curvature "the nutting professor"
>>557888771
>>557888313>>557887513Last thread anon said the medals are arranged in constellation date
>>557878724
Is Oh Castle a real horse? Did it win?
>>557888014they FEAR her
>>557888583King Halo, both mine and opposing, was one of the three dominant umas in my matches and the last minute Air Groove I trained for the final beat my Halo by a nose. I suspect the only reason she's not being constantly complained about is no one knew to run her. Latecucks finally got their moment in the sun.
>>557888060
>>557888683This. My pace Oguri was beating my Falco when Falco was forced to proc her unique too early. Oguri even won me the finals.
>>557887794Everyone's just gonna ignore this piggu slaughter?
>>557888468She needs to overtake and hit her ult perfectly on the corner for her to be any challenge, most of the time she rots at the back if we're talking her going late
>>557888929how long till I can eat this ass?
Should I run 2 fronts + Suzuka or 3 fronts for dirt CM The former jobs to lates more easily but the latter jobs to Suzukas
>>557888964You have google, anon.
>>557888992I haven't seen a single Kang Halo, and a few threads ago I saw a some Halos posted by an anon here who kept taking the bigger picture so...
>>557889015gold city SEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>557889117Triple pace
I have to prepare:>10 dirt 1 mile for VBorb>10 front 1 dirt x mile 6 GW for PasaAnd I only have 12 of these. MetaGAWDS... *cough*.
Anyone have MLB guts Bakushin yet?
>>557889150>>557888992Shit, forgot image. The other two that tended in my races to win were Akebono, who was pretty rare, and Bakushin as expected.
>>5578891172 front + nature, keen eye helps you win mid race and 600 stam umas can die to all seeing eyes
OUR QVEEN HAS WON
>>557889285>100%WR grooveholy
>>557889015>Geisha CityI forgot about that. She has potential.
It's Chiyo's birthday... did we forget
>>557889198You just got 1500 carats, that's 150 runs
>>557889446Rape
>chariot>three musketeers>bermuda triangleI wonder who could be behind these posts featuring such retarded terms.
>>557889534This thread smells too transgender. Will come back tomorrow.
our girl rae got 1st
>>557889375I trained her last night.She only ran in the championship race
>>557889534
chariot doesn't even actually do anything. all it does is guarantee it's a normal lobby with no pace promotion and the front runners don't instalose to being solo front
>>557889674>gambled and wonjust as the three goddesses intended
>>557889721Did Mambo make that hat?
>>557888468Air Groove was definitely strong, but not overwhelming. Curren was the one that drew all my ire with Intimidate pushing Biwa into 5th for a microsecond and making Presents for X fizzle. I actually saw an Air Groove in my finals, did decently too.Also does anyone know if that gutsmaxxing Front Akebono ended up winning finals?
>>557889753the design is very uma
>>557888468witgod mentioned her
>>557889487umapyoi?
>none of my ults went off>still won group b finalsThank you three goddesses
If your finals winner uma wasn't strong enough to win A finals while holding back and not popping ult then she is a fraud.
>>557889285>100% wrUhhh
Reminder that mutating is a VF term. /uma/ uses chansforming
>>557888468You thought the title of Empress was a fluke?
>>557889929>uma doesn't even sneed DA ZONE to winUGH KIIINOO......
>>557890015My finals winner was Bono.She did activate her ult somehow though
>>557890143That's not kino. He was racing against plumbers.
>>557890071>enter once>win once
>>557890015My Curren won A but she popped her ult early
>>557890214capas in 100% wr
>MLB Kita, MLB Sweep, 3 Wit Cards>Not capping speed>20% growth on PasaWhat the FUCK am I doing wrong?
Which Uma stocks are performing the best right now
>>557890436What wit cards?
>>557890436Not all wit cards are created equally. Sweep might be able to do it with the right wit cards though. Which ones are you using?
>>557890436not clicking high value trainings enough
>>557890015suzuka doesnt care what you think. the view from the lead is hers.
>>557890465I should have gone in on RamenCoin
>>557890551>>557890508MLB Ardan, MLB Tachyon, Borrowed MLB Finemo.
>>557890465Falco is routinely an overachiever in CMs.
should i borrow fine motion instead of kitasan if i can still cap speed?is speed star better than curvature? by how much?
>>557890595>umalator, but with a stock marketWhat is wrong with sloptuber viewers
>>557890729mentally ill, all of them
>>557888468i saw my airgroove win 2 roundsi saw a two mutatin taishin winit was mostly bakushin and curren dominating
Nyo.... Flash fell for the protein meme
>>557890609>two 35 priority wit cardsYeah you have to luckmaxx with that
>cm you've put the most effort into>almost sweep itfeels good
>>557890729their spreadsheets also have gambling integration - there's probably a button somewhere to request AI coaching from a sloptuber simulacrum which faithfully reflects the lack of a script, ESLness and random autistic noises
>>557890694Prof is better I think, procs dependably and lasts a little longer.
>>557890841watch that be tranny fanfiction
>furashu with enormous german jugs covered upfor what purpose
>>557890214>>557889285
>>557890694Speed star is final corner whereas professor isn't. They accomplish 2 different things so it depends on whether you want mid race speed or late race speed.
>>557890854Yeah I can't take this, I have MLB Scarlet at least. Last CM I was using borrowed MLB SSR speed cards and was hitting cap pretty easily + getting turbo sprint out of it, is there another SSR speed worth borrowing?Or is there an even better wit card I could borrow?
>>557890694Professor is guaranteed, Speed Star is a gamble.
>>557890209They had S rank Umas while all of mine were A+...
>>557890996I imagine speed star is less likely to hit you with pace down huh? But Prof is just too good at getting you ahead midgame.
>Seeing at least two Biwabros get a winYou guys are powerful with your oshi love.
This story is a fucking gold mine for screenshots.
Do you use your tickets first? or last?Sometimes I feel Id rather use my tickets to reach pity if I dont get lucky rather than wasting them a the beginning in 1 pulls
>>557891175SEX with german honses
I'm unsure if I should hit pity to get the Valentine's Bourbon, my decks aren't good at all and I'd be left with zero carats
>>557891179what the fuck
I only know how to train sprints
>>557891189If you're going to spark then 10 pulls always last as tickets are locked to either type of banner
>>557891175i want to taste her sweets
>>557891179
>>557891189I use them first because they're locked to one type of banner, but carats always work.
>>557891161Position keep is over with by the time speed star could proc and is USUALLY over with by the time professor could proc. Another big plus of professor is kita can give you corner adept hints, making it really cheap. It also isn't agemasenable. I'd give the nod to professor solely on those reasons.
>>557878724>CM Finals>Important banner>New story event>FUCKING DYKE OPKYS
i did a 10pull and got 9whitesi hate this game so fucking much bros
>>557891189Think we're getting the qol for doing 10 rolls (no SR guarantee) using tickets sometime this year, so I might just be lazy and hold them until that. Support tickets I've been neglecting in favor of actual 10 rolls on purpose since there are still SRs I need.
>>557891275Anus Fujin
>>557891058You coudl go with Maya
>>557891189I use them in increments of 10 and treat them as free tenners. If you luck out and get what you want off a ticket it is cheaper than a 'rat tenner.
>>557883969No showings near me, I tried really hard to convince my friends to join me on a 2hr road trip to go but they're normies
>>557891179>Wordswordswordswords>FucktalkYikes! I miss when that shit was contained to ERP sites.
>>557890465All-time high going off of the Sprint CM>$BONO>$BKSN>$CHAN>$FALC (will continue to rise going into Aquarius)Expected to rise>$BOBOGenerally stable>$PASA>$PEAK>$MPRR>$SHTL (expected to rise going into Aquarius)>$FLWR>$URR>$SHWR>most bokumanko stocks, barring $PUMPVolatile stocks>$PUMP>$FKKR>$YADA>$GOLDAbysmal>$TEIO
>>557891303I haven't seen this type of image macro in forever. One of my fave formats.
>>557891275>>557891330to be honest i don't think this actually matters in the long runsingle pulls are of course a bit more efficient than 10 pulls if you don't plan to spark and if you don't care about the guaranteed 2*/SRs
Is Jordan a good speed card?
>>557891558no cleat her
>>557891189I never save tickets
>>557891498My PC broke and my new card is in transit so I'm on my ancient meme folder on my old laptop.
>>557891558she's slightly worse than SR sweepy but she has a universal gold heal so yeah she's pretty good for a freebie
>>557890465baku$hin and curr€nto the moon
I like V.Flash's ult and G1 winning animation betterA bit more heart can be felt
>>557888097Not the worst of course but sub 30 (27%) is more or less accurate because her midgame is weak as you said which contributes to less probability of triggering her unique. The anon also probably has other aces which would also reduce her winrate.
Oh boy, time to watch my finals. Bakushin No. 1 Fav. Oh God. She's been No. 1 Fav for 80 races and barely managed a 25% WR...
>>557891490>tama stonks in the gutter because she's to poor to know what crypto isNo... bros...
>>557891407For head on, right? I guess I'll give it a try. Thanks.
>>557891525>>have 100 tickets for both, 30k carats>spend 30k sparking umas, end up with 100/100 tickets but no gems for cards>spend tickets first, end up with at least 15k, free to spark cards
>get v: eishin on the second roll>end up having to spark for bourbon>get cafe as a bonusCan't always be lucky, but I'm happy with Cafe
>>557891264uhh bro we're not in AWOTT, use some speed cards
>>557891758BAKUSHIN NO. YOU HELD THE LEAD THE ENTIRE TIME AND FUCKING REKT FALCO'S SHIT. STOP EATING SHIT TO PACERS.
>>557891804>in the gutter$TAMA wouldn't be that bad. Probably a low-end but stable stock. I wasn't bothered to do a comprehensive writeup of every global uma coin.
>>557891869USE YOUR FUCKING UNIQUE. PASA ALREADY PASSED YOU AND PACE YOU IS ABOUT TO PASS YOU.
>>557891834the question was do you use your tickets at the beginning or end, not do you use them at allthough i guess for an uma banner you can't predict the end so it is better to use them right away or you might not be able to use them at the end
>>557891498What are you waiting for to make an uma version of this ébico maymay?
Humiliation ritualI'm sorry girls...
>>557891983GOD DAMN IT BAKUSHIN.
>>557892032newbro...
>>557892032Bwo...
>>557891835Same on the Cafe bwo. Getting her after having to skip her was nice. I also got an Anime Teio Dupe, a Mummy Dupe, a Seiun Dupe, and Chiyono. It hurt to spark Bourbon but it wasn’t all bad.
>>557892074Fuck
>>557892032Is that your King why do you have 500 wit
>>557892074Bakushin won.
When the fuck will Creek ever be useful again? I don't see a point of this card anymore knowing stamina is a huge gaslight. You can pretty much get away with your stamina requirements using Riko alone and power cards. More access to gold recoveries now too so it becomes even more worthless.
>>557891758Those numbers are the biggest lie everMy umas were 9th, 7th and 6th and got 1st, 2nd and 4th in that order
>>557892032I bet that's the King with the tranny voice
>>557892190Reeeeeee>>557892245My 3rd was losing 2x to the same Toreina, still got gold. I feel bad for the 3rd guy, 7/8/9.>>557892287Wait till you realize Riko's kind of shit without the Aoharu scenario bonus...
>>557892287>You can pretty much get away with your stamina requirements using Riko alone and power cards.yeah, for mediums and arima kinen, not the true horror of 3200m longslop
Is VBourbon's unique literally "if they try to spot struggle you, get away">>557892287Grudgeposting you during Pisces cup
>>557892287>When the fuck will Creek ever be useful again?MANT if you have her MLB. 10RB on a god stamina card is pretty good.
>>557892324I think my Bakushin consistently got No. 1 because she had 650 fucking Guts.
>>5578924163200m Long Slop with heavy rain
>>557892287I will use the Creek card because she is my mommy, it is that simple.
>>557892416>>557892385>>557892479>>557892490>>557892581Remember Libra and Arima Kinen long slops? I've won it by building guts + 1 recovery on Taishin. Glad I didn't brick my shit by rolling fucking Creek card
I have no LARP remaining, I just like the triple chowa shown here. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
>>557892641>If you have an innate gold recovery, things are easier
>>557892641>Arima Kinen>Longlmao>innate recovery>Guts gainerI didn't bring a stamina card for a 2500m race either. Want a cookie?
everything past platinum kinda whale tier but im glad i got the rainbow crystal
>>557892641You bricked your chances of goo-goo babies for not being a good trainy-wainy and pulling Creek's card.
fuck not againhow did the real luna torena do itshe's just too sexy I can't concentrate
>valentines eventCygames only missed it by 5 days, not bad
>>557892846Give her a Mile spark or just front load speed training, she can win it with C. She is indeed too sexy.
>>557892641Let's see how that goes in Pisces
>>557892810I want a cookie
>>557844943 Saw this old OP in the catalog when I was looking for the general and I've got to ask, is this an edit or are skin mods in Uma?
>>557892287MANT because of race bonus.But also every scenario afterwards (although she will eventually get powercrept by other stam cards).She was only weak in Aoharu because Riko and Power Rice were so strong due to the scenario bonus. Riko will have some use in MANT because of her race bonus, but after that no one will be using those cards again.
>>557892931Rudolf is an easy wuman.
Big Uma doesnt want you to know Ayabe is useful for poorfags
>>557892994I'M ALL OUT OF COOKIES
Got absolutely thrashed again once I hit plat but it's whatever, I actually hit plat and got the second rainbow shard. Will probably make it to Plat 2 as well, which is nice for the bonus carats. I do feel bad for Bubble because even when losing she'd still at least push through to 2nd place netting like 90 points instead of 40 but I just have to give the title to Stego.
>bourbon had 590 speed and angling went off>rice has 280 speedI seeYou guys really weren't kidding about this
>>557893147Umagrok explain this
>>557893129>Teio>Tamamo>Ai>B-but it's AyabeNice joke.
its ALWAYS HIM doing this shitand ALWAYS at this fucking hour
>>557893146
Ain't no fucking way...
>>557892836Who are you giving the title to?
>>557893252ok so youre stupid and dont know how Onsen works
So did King Halo win in ANYONE'S A finals?Surely someone managed to win with her right?
>>557893157It's even worse with regular Bourbon. Kikuka Sho?>>557893254You realize you're an order of magnitude more annoying than the Stego poster could ever be, right?
The jolly wigger won.
>Chr*n*genesis says there is only 1 SSR Nishino Event card in the entire world
>>557893278HYPER BASED
I trust hakuraku and sweepyanon to make us a better umalator
>>557893238PVP but all 3 of your Uma has to be good instead of just 1 because if your Uma doesn't get top 3 you don't get maximum amount of points to climb ranks
>>557893315WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU!? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT OR WHO I AM ANYWAY!
>>557893157You could have 3000 speed and stamina can still be the limiting factor in actually making use of it
>>5578933371 MLB copy? I can believe that.
>>557893291IK DICK
>>557893419I know exactly who you are, you're the ONE IDIOT SCHIZO that complains loudly about the Stego poster.
>>557892836>>557893450Nice. But also is that regular Taiki or Chocolate Taiki with her base outfit
It's actually not my hour. It's the next hour. That hour. That hour is mine.
>>557893337It updates once a day but you can request a manual refresh, so whoever you see there grinded it out and told chrono to show it asap.
>>557893527Regular TaikiI made those aces like 4 hours before LoH started properly, i knew nothing about it other than it was Mile and I have no Mile cards
>"Begone Villain, for I have 2 white recoveries and enough sta-">Imagine Sucess is presentnyo...
>>557893419you got read so hard man holy shit
Gimme actual sexy fanart of hers not this aislop. Fucking hell.
>>557892287LMAO remember when people used to say Creek > FineMo. I wonder where those people are now, probably uninstalled.
>do bourbons career>she likes rice despite bringing her big loss>she legit gets stressed out about teioI swear everyone who isn't rudolph/mcqueen hate teio
>>557893602Damn, grats then.I do wonder how matchmaking works because even in plat I got put up against some UCs (who were actually in plat too) and a few UA8's+. It seems like the total wild west now.
>>557893656you got to stop being a tranny so hard man holy FUCK LMAO
>>557893147I won't make it to Platinum 4 this season either
>>557893653this is what happened irl btw it wasn't rice that beat her he got front baited
>>557893715Air Groove does not hate her.
>>557893501you sound super obsessed with JP and stego bro, what's that about?
>>557893653whats wrong with going late on long career races
>>557893692yeah but look at those tiddys
I'm going to Umapyoi the Director
>SMaru with speed eater>VBobo with speed eater>Neicha with keen eye + all seeing eyes
>>557893758mad
>>557893653cleared>>557893891When training Suzuka for sprints I had better results in longer races by picking pace and dodging the danger of spot struggling.
>>557893967you are NOT ready for summer goldshi
>>557893962She showed up on both pulls. Could've been way worse, didn't have to swipe.
knowing my luck i'll get 12 summer mchickens 2 regular big macs and 3 currens before having to spark for summer goldshi
Here's some of the key art from the story if anyone wants to bake with it later.>>557894102Fuck Mr. CB is so hot.
>>557894102
>>557893602A new JP bro, congrats then. Just hitting Plat is good enough for the rewards
>>557894265Look at the size of the fucking cake these girls baked.
>>557893967I’m considering Smaru, VBourbon, and Falcon for my team. Is it a bad idea to bet it all on fronts?
She has apparently spooked me 4 times so far
>2nd place by less than a lengthI'm gonna kill myself and no one can stop me
>>557894289
Flash is such a beautiful and graceful uma, but when the pen hits paper, I keep having foul thoughts about herI am a poisoned man
>>557894386I want to lick her pits because she'd give me a nasty look for enjoying it so much.
>>557893967Pace bros what do we do against this
>>557894441Was it a "you didn't catch up in time" or "you were first but they came in last second" deal
>>557894502Falco lost to a bakushin at the very last second...
>>557894102What does mr cb smell like?
>>557894497Speed Star into THH proc into accels into win.
>try out chocolate lady>WOW SICK INSPIRATIONS>THIS CAREER IS GOING SICK OMG>completely forget how much stamina mile runners neednot gonna lie I've been so sprint/milepilled that I just didn't even mentally process what I was doing
>>557893967Speed eater is just a speed skill in disguise.
>>557894447
>>557886058Nta but I'm not risking uphill battle where you can just go 0-40 because everyone will be on MANT.
>>557894570Ah, my condolences.
>>557893967>stamina debuff>milei like the other two ideas, not sure about this one
Should I Pot5 V.Flash or can I wait until the next Medium CM? I can finally grief with triple Dominator.
>>557894386And her 3 times (plus star pieces from legend races)
>>557893967>>557894497The spitroast comp...
>>557894497pace bros can also get speed eater
>>557893315>>557893501>>557893656Go be trans in the jp thread.
>>557894605meant to say medium, I can't even type apparently
>>557894289>>557894447>>557894630Why do you always post these 3 webms in a row
Do not reply to the Wojack poster.
>>557894745Anon...I think you need to train wit irl
>>557894782
now look at this
I'm SUPER safe giving her my hint books right?Like, ALL of her skills are good
>>557894823Thanks. Was going to dish out the "everyone I hate is the same person" but you stopped me.
>>557894935I saved all of my hint books for today and will spend them ONLY on her until every single skill is Lv. 5
>>557894903Has this been redrawn with bakushin yet
>>557894935Depends on the cards you'll be running and the cost of the skill, obviously how often you'll buy it + your legacies.
>>557894671Keen Eye is a speed debuff in early-race, so it can help you get that lead when spot struggling.
>>557894926Yes, this is correct.
>>557894903I was just asking a question...
>>557895056im talking about all seeing eyes
Front or Pace Maya for the mud CM? Pilot or wedding?
>>557894903This should be used for the staygold poster since he likes a little boy
>>557895041>>557894935escape artist/fastpaced seems ultra safe, a front will always always always learn thatskilling up groundwork feels like a waste since all it does it make it cost like 10 less skill points
>>557894379No. Front is the only style where your team cannibalizing each other is good for them.
>>557895097Front. Pilot. I think.
>>557895097wedding pace
>>557895210>>557895210>>557895210
>>557895097Neither, I know who I'll be bringing.
>>557895094a veeeeeeery gay one>>557895132based
>>557895021>evo skills release 1m laterrip books
>>557895148Are you sure?>posting sloppa of my 3rd wife
>>557895272creator is ice ninealso that seems good everywhere except the like 2 sprint courses that's pure straight
>>557894356Thats not a huge cake. Its a bunch of medium sized cakes in a special tray.