Previous: >>557858434 >"Another Prologue" Animated Shorthttps://youtu.be/4s7G9I4SGZc (EN)https://youtu.be/waZgLGxJN6E (JP) >Version "Luna V" "Homeward, He Who Caught the Wind" Trailerhttps://youtu.be/p02WXZZ84M4 (EN)https://youtu.be/V30u55XoYrE (JP) >Character Trailer - "Zibai: Mortal Flesh to Kindred Earth" https://youtu.be/6iE9Gwiuz3E (EN)https://youtu.be/t4xEbesXXtg (JP) >Character Trailer - "Illuga: Shimmering Plumes of the Dawn Oriole"https://youtu.be/qoF5VjO0_iE (EN)https://youtu.be/sCPfCRuInAc (JP) >Character Teaser - "Zibai: As Drifting Wayside Dust"https://youtu.be/uFKQL6xPbRU (EN)https://youtu.be/1Y3Q1xNktU8 (JP) >Current character banner: Zibai, Neuvillette, Illuga, Aino, Gorou>Current weapon banner: Lightbearing Moonshard (Sword), Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst)https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43195205 >Daily check-in rewards (permanent)https://webstatic-sea.mihoyo.com/ys/event/signin-sea/index.html?act_id=e202102251931481&lang=en-us >Redeemable Codes with Primogems (all regions): https://genshin.mihoyo.com/en/giftGENSHINGIFT8X73KH58KDHNJTSHBHPPKUSV (NEW) >Useful Links (Wiki, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, /gig/ friendlist, Third-Party Tools, etc.)https://rentry.org/giglinks /gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/ca0zseQ9
>>557884763It will never stop being funny that so many 5-star characters live the fucking shadow of this absolutely unusable bottom-tier 4-star
Start saving your standard fates for Lohen
Cryo status?
sex with hu tao
>>557885354Based luckpilled thread
>>557885485Locked to freezeslop until 7.0 saves it by adding a cryo + (element) gimmick like lunar has with hydroSandrone being a superconduct user is an early glimpse of it like ineffa was
>>557885463I have like 25 now, but honestly I'll probably end up pulling C0R1 on his banner. I don't want to wait years to shitluck my way to him
>>557868086What are you talking about we also have hype defining characters, you didn't like the pyro archon having a nigger ass that JIGGLES? It was hype among all brown and black people since no other character had it!
>>557885748I'm just gonna grab the free copy
Who are you picking?
This is all sandbinas fault.
>>557885748You have cystic fibrosis
it's been 2 years since i fapped to eula lol
>>557885835oily clanker sounds like something I can put my dick in, so that one.
Why do they make good trailers for brick characters?
Murdering all Melusines in front of NeuvilletteEmptying out Wriothesley’s tea collectionForcing Neuvillette to meet his dragon brothers who will laugh at him for being patheticFinding Wriothesley’s biological parents and showing them what a disappointment their son is or taking him to their gravesUsurping leadership of Fontaine from Neuvillette and publicly humiliating himLocking Wriothesley in his office while turning off the power and drowning the entire FortressLetting Neuvillette die of thirst by draining the clear waters of FontaineLetting Wriothesley die like a dog after being beaten by stronger prisoners
i want to fuck lan yan
>>557885835>The Runner Isn't that supposed to be Capitano?
For me it's Hu Tao
Who won
>>557886101>potential man: the animation>goodLol what?
ohhh you can actually take off the dumb mask
>potential manJust added this to my filters.
>>557886101such is the life of kino characters
>>557885835
>>557886364You can take it off, but she keeps her eyes closed so it's kind of pointless. However I head I new eye open bug is showing up after they patched the previous one. Not sure how to do it however.
>>557886364She looks so weird without it
>Nicole confirmed direct floprin powercreepLMAO
>>557886546mayonegg
>>557886546holy esl
>>557886653*Bennett
>>557886546OOC, Arle doesn't understand zoomer slang.
why dont hat guy and lumine just tell sandrone he used to be scara
Final call for the ownership poll, it closes in 4 hours if you haven't voted yethttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXed5Dye
>>557886782Loom is not a gossip, unlike P*imon.
Which liyue 4 star do I pick? I was thinking either I get my c2 lan yan, or I get yun jin. I like yun jin. But I like lan yan too. But I like yun jin aesthetically. so hmmm which one to pick
>>55788680770 voters have AIDS
Absolutely beautiful
Is there a guide for the buffed characters anywhere? The only ones I've seen for Mona are super outdated, I have her c6 so I wanted to try using her with Durin but I've got no clue if she's still only good for her burst or if she's usable on-field now, and what weapons and artifacts are good for her now. Is the new set any good or she still better off with emblem?Also, who are some good picks for the free constellation? I was leaning towards Itto but he got utterly powercrept by horse lady, I've got every option at c0 except for the standard banner chars and Eula whos c1, and Nilou who I picked last time
That's crazy
>>557886782That would have taken a lot of time to explain time they didn't have. Although I do think Arlecchino knows something is up with him and likely has the children digging up what they can on him after their conversation at the end.
>>557887000Hey look, is the biggest flop that game ever had
>>557887056We all rolled for Zibai
sustainer waiting room
Cibai
>>557886976Always pick the new char if you don't have em yetLan yan kinda sucks until C6 anyway while yunjin is usable at C0 if you ever wanted to build an aspd user. Neither are particularly good anyway but I'd got for the collection first off
>>557887056kek
>>557887056WE ALLROLLED
>>557886653She's an albedo sidegrade lol
>>557887056Everyone pulled
>>557887000Poor man's lady Dimitrescu
they literally think we're children
>>557887030Ironically your best bet is to watch some youtube vids explaining the buffs and cons picking options
>>557887208C2 is the cons that make her comparable to zhongli
FISCHL! LADY OF UTTERMOST DARKNESS! A PRECIOUS TREASURE! A GODDESS SENT DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE! A BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN IN LOVE!
>>557887306....I mean....
>>557886316>>557886204hu tao won on my book
>>557886782isn't there something about the rewrite tree that makes it so we literally can't tell the truth about rewrites to anyone else otherwise reality breaks?like for example aren't we keeping Nahida's secret away from her for that very reason?sorry if my memory's completely off I have never not been shit-faced drunk while playing through an AQ.
>>557887056I had already voted, then pulled Jean from the standard banner yesterday. So add 1 to that.
>>557887324doesn't matter when her shield is only 50% uptime. even with c6 giving it two charges you still need to swap to her each time to refresh it for full uptimeshield strength has never been the issue it's the uptime on it. if it's down when you get hit whats the fucking point
>>557886653You have downs
>now you remember furina fontaine
>>557887324Zhongli is still better
You now remember Kamisato Ayato
Sparxie licking a big white cock~
It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.
>>557886116More.
>>557887542True because Lan Yan only wins at something irrelevant.Zhongli's real purpose is cheesing bosses with fall damage. And if you want a shield, you want one with 100% uptime not some 12 second garbage.
Fontaine aq entire point was showing women aren't fit to lead society.
>>557887056All those new furina
Why is Genshin so stingy?
>>557888134Why are you so poor?
furina needs fake tits
>>557888134Because the shit you get is actually fun
>>557888134to motivate you to get a job
>>557888134The players bend over for the devs so they keep getting away with it
Even with Lunar shill Zibai was a flop, how come?
>>557887667It's a Furina problem really. Mavuika and Ningguang do it pretty well.
>>557888281>My personalities? boring, angry and uhhhh... math?
I love Zibai so much
>>557888430Everyone says this
>>557887667Ironically, LGBTQlette is a terrible leader who didn't lift a finger to prevent the magic water prophecy. Focalors and Mavuika on the other hand shed blood for the future of their peoples.
Eating out Nahida...
>>557887225You are a single person.
>>557888492I would've rolled her if she kept the red eye personality We have no aggressive characters in this game
https://youtu.be/EgWVS7e8Qc0Fucking try hard
What the fuck does this shit do and why do I care? I can't see anywhere to spend them.
>>557888643She still has it tho
>>557888281>black culture chinese horse>floppingNothing out of the ordinary
>>557888281because even among the 3 lunar reactions, Geo is still the worst one and isn't actually needed for the new abyss despite their useless attempt to make it for Zibai
>>557888702They're ingame currency for wonderlands
>>557888180post your portfolio if you're so rich
>>557888714I want it all the time. All the female personalities in this game are too same-y that's why I liked her
>>557888794That would be too extreme she is constantly seething, her appearing occasionally is a better choice imo
>>557888259>twice the 5 stars>this little pullLMAO
>>557886976I chose the opera singer
>>557888763currency for WHAT though????????? what the fuck can I buy with it?
>>557888893I am deaf as well. Great choice.
>>557888763There's premium stages too? what the fuck
>>557888893nice
>>557888875>Skip a 5* you don't like>Now have 3x the incomegod i wish we had that here
i love the schizophrenic chinese horse
>>557889169>just own lessHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHA
>>557889067>>557888941
>>557889408Like now? You can't even get 1 guarantee per patch even if you skipAt least our sister games get a full guarantee per patch if they skip. We have the worst one by far
I'm ready to roll for Varka The Powerful DPS!
I love Yae
>>557889964A shame Inazuma buffs will never happen because fuckjapanlol
>>557888875Statistically Genshin gives less currency relative to the number of characters in the game.>average rolls for a 5* = 62.5 wishes >average rolls for a limited 5* = 89 wishes (long term average, using 58% win rate to match sampled pull data with capturing radiance)>Genshin 6.0 to 6.3 gave out 372 wishes>due to new 4 stars who must hit C6 before refunding max starglitter, as a free player you can expect 7-8% starglitter refund resulting in 8.5% more wishes.>total 372 + 32 = 404 wishes>(÷89) = 4.54 characters so far in Nod-Krai>So far, there have been six 5*s in 6.xThat means you could guarantee 75% of 5*s from Nod-Krai completely f2p.Now let's compare that to HSR>HSR 3.5 to 3.8 has given out 507 tickets>HSR no longer creates 4 stars, so a free player can expect 13.2% more rolls due to starlight refunds>574 total rolls (from starlight)>(÷89) = 6.45 characters (side note - HSR odds are the same, but the 58% odds are innate meanwhile there is no coinflip loss prevention)>they released 6 limited 5* in the second half of 3.x (1 of them free so let's count it as 5)>so you're able to guarantee more than 100% of these 5*s with average luckPercentage wise>average f2p Genshin can only get ~75% of all units>average f2p HSR can guarantee all units, which jumps to ~128% with accounting for the 1 free unit, enough to get a lightcone too (HSR lightcone banner is 78% while Genshin weapon banner is 37.5% coinflip odds)Genshin 4*s require 240 wishes on average to C6 and there was 1 free Aino, so you would need to spend 440 wishes on average to own both of them at their maximum. The new patches did not give enough wishes for the average player to accomplish this. Alternatively you can wait 2 years and pray they rerun on banners you like.4* generosity cannot be directly compared with HSR because HSR is no longer creating new 4*s.
Nyaaaa
I'm confusedWhy did the Nibeulag imprison the three moons in the beginning of time instead of getting them to help fight Heavenly Principles
>>557890184w... would
>>557890184imagine the rims.
>>557888702Shill 'premium currency' to make wonderlands p2w. I think this is just them testing waters - throw this 'limited use' currency to incentivize wonderlands to add p2w shop. Yeah, it's that bad.
>>557890318they were working with the heavenly principles which is precisely what he told them not to do.
>>557890469okay but they realized HP was bad and was about to turn on her anyway when Niebulagp came back
They'll buff Varka btw haha it's basically confirmed at this point they are saving the best for last because he's a very special character we've been waiting since 1.0 and after 5 years we are finally getting one of the most important and strongest humans in genshin universe so they'll buff him and he'll be really strong and cool dual wielding greatswords and they'll buff him and he'll be good and amazing and really strong and he's good and t0 dps so they have to buff him and we'll also find out he's the best character in the game and everyone loves him and he's the best haha
>>557888875i pulled for half the 3.x star rail characters and still have nearly 500 pulls as f2p. also helps that all new characters are good in that game, whereas half the characters in genshin are useless 4 stars and characters that arent from nodkrai (which basically means you arent a character)
>>557890318He (and other dragons) thought they betrayed him by allowing HP to get in charge of Teyvat. Also, the prison where Columbina meets them wasn't at the beginning of time, it was at the moment they were imprisoned which happened after Nibelung returned. They were working their moon stuff as usual prior to it. And lastly the moon sisters were divided on whether to fight the HP or stay neutral.
>>557890536>nibber is ruler of teyvat>he wants to go on vacation to space>so he creates the moon sisters to guard teyvat from anyone who wants to come and take over while he is away >he comes back from his vacation and the heavenly principles are squatting in his home and the moon sisters allowed itAt this point he obviously can't trust them, even if they backpedaled after getting caught red-handed and told him "uhh we were just about to kick them out trust us" so he imprisoned them.
>>557890596
>>557890423>p2w stages>buying bp gives you a discount when rolling on the premium banner>bp gives you barely enough points to get everything>still no freebie premium rollsShit is so ass and jewish.
>>557888259what are hell are ZZZ players doing with 77 bangboo rolls? and it looks like hsr only gets 20 gold to tickets?
>>557888259To be fair, next patch is going to be saving patch. You were not supposed to succumb to your gambling desire, hoyo is simply helping you to not pressing that 10x pulls button in your f3 screen.Compare this pull to columbina release patch and you'll see that they gave us x100 something fate to pull the banner
Thoughts, /gig/?https://poal.me/jvbofkhttps://poal.me/jvbofk
>>557890837C6 their minions.
>>557888492 why we don’t have stuff like, art of zhongli romantically holding zibai in his arms… after reviving her on valentine’s day… but we hsve varka with nicole? i don’t understand the fanbase choices
>Three Moons imprisoned>???>9 billion years later>Moon Marrows exist (where did they come from if the moons are imprisoned?!)>Dottore steals the marrows and tries to nab Bina>Bina escapes to the shadow realm and time travels, and also created Lumotard with a piece of her soul>Bina scams the three sisters into giving her their authority >Bina an heros in the shadow realm, leaving her soul and power which is the kuuvaki that exist across the land and plans to come back through the Lumotard>Nefer and her delicious fat white milky thighs saw all this through her gypsy dream hacking boxThis is where I amAm I getting this right
Why does Sparxie Theme go so hard? Ever since the chinese Elon Musk left, the boss themes in Genshin simply can't compare. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aX_7eDXwYw
>>557886116she's a fucking child you sicko
>>557891195what game is that from?
>>557891195It's a remix of Sparkle's trailer theme, which is already a pretty catchy theme itself.
>nicole openly flirting with varkabros?
what is sparkle? i’m new to genshin impact
>>557891187I want to hack nefer's gypsy box.
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>557891187>>Moon Marrows exist (where did they come from if the moons are imprisoned?!)moon marrows are like gnoses of the moon goddesses. they have always existed. moons were their "bodies". avatars we see as anime hags were just their souls.
>>557891526
>sumeru dendro set>sumero em set>sumero bloom set>nodkrai off-field EM set #1>nodkrai off-field EM set #2>one nodkrai on-field EM setwho is suppose to equip what on a Lauma hyperbloom team? this is so confusing
Should Genshin Impact be a more expensive game than HSR and ZZZ? >>557888259We have: worse animations, and less system features than both. but we have an open world map, does that offset it?also, hard mode, should genshin impact be more expensive than wuwa/endfield?
>>557891720Deepwood
>>557891685
>>557891450/gig/'s resident cum dumpster
>>557891927
>>557888259>you're allowed only one chance at 50/50 even with a welkin and might not even get there without>12abyss expects you to have at least 4 new unitsi didn't realize how bad it was until laid out like that
Aveline owes me sex
>>557891958when does this character appear in the quests?
>>557891762stuttering frames is only played by jeets so who cares. endfield is way more jewish, has no carry-over pity between banners, and also literally siphons money out of your paypal account lmao.
>Childe: Tried to wipe out Liyue with vortex snake thing, expecting Rex Lapis to save everyone because he doesnt believe he's dead (Which is true, but he had no way of knowing that for sure)>Nefer: Fooled some sand people into killing each other Who is more evil?
>>557892051no way this game can survive if all they make is $5 a month off everyone, even fortnite welkin cost 10
Columbina is so fucking sexy
shieeeet
Sex with AvelineSex with horse NeuvyumeSex with anorexic Wrioyume Teasing all three about their husbando being homosexual!
>>557891958>sparkle>posts a filthy snowbunny
>>557892172i thought the upside about endfield is that the signature weapons are free? i don’t understand why pity doesnt carry though, that’s insane
>>557892204Sandgrains aren't peopleNefer, Jeht, and Liloupar did nothing wrong
Ancient chinese proverb:>always pick the highest dice number in the entire sequence, for they are the one without pair>always watch the right and left corner, for the different object lies and veiled in there>always look at the first (1), the last (4), and second from the last (3) for a different sequence than the other before jumping to the last option that is the second sequence (2)
>>557891762>we have an open world mapTbh, Nod Krai map feels kinda corridor-ish. I expect Snezhnaya to be a big Antarctic-like ice shield were all points of interest are located inside of crevasses.
>>5578920697.3
if they remove the 50/50 system does that mean they will make 50% less money?so in reality we are not even making that much more money than the other games?
Horse Neuvyume and Aveline should kiss
>>557892204Nefer because she knew she would gigaflop as a black culture character
>>557892545>Stelle: Funny images and videos>Caeluspag: Cringe harem delusionsWhy is the HSR fanbase exactly like Genshin's
>>557891720What sort of team did you have in mind? It'll be different depending on if your team is Ascendant Gleam or not and if your HB trigger is one of the usual options or Ineffa.
>>557891450it’s a character from honkai star rail, not genshin impact.
>>557892051>>12abyss expects you to have at least 4 new unitsUhh not it doesn't?
>>557892658because we decided that straight men are cringe and lesbians are good
For me, it's Aetheline.
>>557892658It's almost like they cannibalized their fanbase.
>these people are your college roomateWwyd /gig/?
>>557888259>played zzz for roughly a month and a half>got enough rolls to get 3 5*>meanwhile in genshin if stop buying welkin i'm never completing any premium team before it becomes obsoleteman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZvAUiDox0
>>557892681Well, what do you think?Using an EM Ineffa to trigger is wasteful, right? So that means KukiSo with Lauma Kuki as a base, is it better I also put Bina here or leave Bina+Ineffa to carry a second team? I also wanna avoid using Aino, she has no constellation
>>557892847t. Madam lesbian arleluvr777
>>557892880can you make aether fuck aveline?
>>557891041>they gave us x100 something fate to pull the bannerwow not even a full guarantee worth! and 40% of that locked behind when columbina banner ends!
>f2p pags getting uppity again
>>557892051It's worse with stygian onslaught. Unless you have the shill gimmick for the boss or a bruteforce comp like mav/skirk you're genuinely just fucked. At least regular abyss can be coped with a bunch of chars but not SOOur primogems used to be from shitty flash games but now you have to sweat your ass off in these "endgame modes" which all require you to have the newest gimmick for the same amount of primos as before
I will not go to sleep unless a cabbage shows up
>>557892658Because waifuchads are memelords who laugh at everyone and everything including themselves, while self inserters are miserable, take themselves far too seriously and their sense of "humor" is built upon jerking themselves off.
>check playthrough video to see where im at>still got 2 hours leftjebus fucking banana on a cum stick, THIS SHIT IS SO LONG
>>557892393how to get jeht gf?
>>5578931711 (one) feather and the ugly skins are irrelevant, so not really missing anything by not caring about stygian.
>>557888492She really should have had horse ears and a tail. Huge miss. Mods fix it though.
>>557893171except you can get all of the primos in coop in braindead easy difficulty, retard.
>>557893171If you can't get the gems from SO then that's a skill issue.
>>557893203the china event or AQ?
Neuveline won.
>>557891640what the fuck does this even meanso the marrows have power........but the souls also have power?
Unless someone is an extreme newfag, how is getting all of stygian primos notntrivial?
>>557893242>>557893276While not primos it's the same design philosophy they do now>We'd get this shit for free from events before>Now you have to grind your ass off for itIT is the biggest pitfall for our primos, events give so little now because they tied it to that. SO cucked us out of free feathers from events like crowns
aveline rape
>>557893321AQI just finished Varka + Nicole conversation that took place after the moon sister stuff, and I'm heading back in to talk to SandroneArlready finished Lantern Rite, was alright I liked it. Lantern Rite's usually good with me.
red zibai my beloved bitchwife...
>>557893432Calm down, Neuvillette.
Why did Varka turn out to be such a loser after 5 years of hype?
Thoughts?
>>557893171Even AR30 players can queue hard coop and get carried
>>557893580would
New faelight>>557885354BASED
>>557893358they are parts of their beings.
>>557893423It is easy as fuck and doesn't even need good artifacts for your fodder.
>>557893406Its viable, but stygian in general is humiliation ritual
>>557893057kinda funny how genshin's big patch gives out the same as an average hsr patch
>>557893580My thoughts are these "people" do not deserve tolerance or compassion.
You may hate her but you may never forget Keka
>>557893406its an endgame mode you shouldn't expect to be clearing it as a new player, simple as.and even in that scenario you still can get carried in coop so its even less of a problem.
For me, it's yellow Zibai
Gentle affectionate two-dicked sex with Aveline.
WaitWaitWaitWaitWaitYou ninjas have been begging for CARRIES in Stygian Onslaught so you can have the fancy skins?I just play on my own and basically gave up on ever getting the skins
>>557893525Fat Xiao HAS to be subversive no matter what. The gigachad being a wallflower is so hecking unexpected and funny.
>>557893930I don't even play past difficulty 3.
>>557893525>no damage>most restrictive team building in the game>objectively useless burst>no AQ presence>potential man shortThe Ace of Apathy. The Beast of Bluster. The Commander of Confusion. The Dad of Disappointments. The Executive of Excuses. The Foremost of Failures. The Grandmaster of Guesswork. The Head of Headaches. The Innovator of Inconvenience. The Jester of Jeers. The King of Klutzes. The Lord of Lapses. The Master of Mediocrity. The Nullifier of Nerve. The Obstructor of Order. The Pretender of Power. The Quibbler of Quarrels. The Ruiner of Rations. The Steward of Stumbles. The Tsar of Tardiness. The Ultimate in Underachievement. The Visionary of Vagueness. The Waster of Winds. The X-Factor of X-cuses. The Yawner of Yesterdays. The Zero of Zeal.THE INDOMITUS WRECKTHE ALPHA OF ALIBISTHE KING OF KNOCKOFFSTHE LORD OF LOSSESTHE JUSTICIAR OF JUDGMENT ERRORSFUMBLEKA KNIGHT OF BOREASAPEXBLUNDERka the MISGUIDEDSLIPka the STUMBLINGINSUFFERABLEka the UNSAVOURYINDOLENTka the UNMOTIVATEDAESTHETICka the QUESTIONABLESCRAWNYka the SHRIVELLEDTANKa the LEAKINGPHYSICALLYAWKWARDka the INTIMIDATEDGLAREka the GLASSY-EYEDJUNKHEAPka the UNRELIABLEDISCIPLINEDka the DAYDREAMINGZENka the ZONED-OUTPOTENTka the POWERLESSALMOSTMIGHTYka the NEAR-MISSEDVALORka the VACILLATINGIMPERIOUSka the INSECUREINVICTUSka the INJUREDMAELSTROMka the MISPLACEDQUAKEka the QUIVERINGCOLOSSUSka the CLUMSYBEHEMOTHka the BUMBLINGMONSTERka the MEEKLORDka the LODGERDEITYka the DELUSIONALCRIMSONka the CRINGESUPERNOVArka the SHORT-LIVEDTHE CHUMP OF CHUMPSENFLOP FLOPKA FVARK FVARKFVARK FVA FVARK ENTER FLOPKA
>>557893358The marrows were created by the destruction of the moons. Marrows themselves are just like a battery while the goddesses hold the full authority of the power Nibelung gave them.
>>557893847As the leader of liyue qixing of urban planning and development, what have keka made (or achieve) since 1.0? I'm talking about building, housing, or maybe roads, or grand restoration project of abandoned liyue temple
>>557893930I only get the plumes. I only recently found out about the highest tier of rewards and got confused why people obsess over them
>>557893580the west can't die any sooner
>>557893014For the traditional Lauma Kuki core you just have a few rules:>Someone needs to be on Deepwood>If ascendant gleam, someone needs to be on Silken Moon>Hyperbloom trigger (Kuki) needs to be on Flop, Gilded, or cope 2pc/2pc EM>Lauma needs as much EM as you can give her while also having enough ER to burst on cooldown
>>557893847I don't hate her, I triple crowned her and bought her outfit
>spend primos on shill characters to clear fearless>get feathers to get better artifacts>so you can hope to continue to clear fearlessThis treadmill makes no sense, you gain nothingThat graphic with the direchads and the humble hard clearers shaking hands while the others cope is the truth
Sumeru theme songwww.youtube.com/watch?v=LCS0kq5ynDg
>>557893884>>557893483blue autism horse deserves love too
>>557893676fvark..SO lucky
Which lunar DPS is the best against scattered out mobs
>>557894202
>>557893847>one of the most popular year 1 characters, to the point of being considered a character China found iconic>never got an SQ>her focus in the 2nd Lantern Rite is paltry compared to modern event character shilling>completely fell off the map, only cameos for 10 seconds when an event happens in Liyuewtf happened
>>557894280nahida is not for lewd
>>557894323Flins, because you can give him Sucrose.
Are they seriously going to brick nicole by making her a support for varka?
>direchadsLole
>>557893847hate? i love my c6 keka even if she's weaker than fischl it's not her fault, it's hoyo's retarded balancing
>>557894348spiritually tainted by the west same thing
>>557894352>wtf happenedHer banner flopped. So hard infact mihoyo scraped the plans of standard characters getting rate up banners.
>>557894052"RAZOR! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #Neuvillette2026 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>557886807Will never not be funny
>>557894348Adding that to the Daily Sandbina collection
>>557894297Will she join the Akademiya? Hope it wasn't just a joke
>>557894651That banner only existed because something about Hu Tao's banner couldn't start during some problematic time for her SQ about ghosts.Remember Hu Tao's weapon banner started in the middle of it.also I rolled it because I wanted Keqing. Was the only Keqing I had for 3 years
Your time us up, Dawei Deploy the Liyue buffs or face the dark army of 60
>>557886807>>557887056>>557894706Siegwinne doesn't deserve it.
Remember when Arlecchino was intimidating? Telling Childe and Banker to shut up?Now she's a sentimental widower helping the good guys
>>5578948586.5 comes with Liyue buffs and another Zhongli run. Trust the plan
Blaze11t420 is not very happy about the poll results
>>557885354We need to discuss why Nefer was a failure
Genshin itself as a failure might be the bigger topic here.
>>557891516I want to cum inside nefer’s gypsy box
>>557895253this is very important. the f2p are suffering.the paypigs are suffering.when will it end?
>>557895143>why Nefer was a failureShe's the Mualani of Nod-Krai.Strong at investment, but people are turned off by her clunky kit. Plus her writing is poor
>>557895143Works on this guys machine
>>557894706>almost nobody on /gig/ rolled for Flins >thread maker constantly spams him in the OPYou lost xis. You are the minority.
>>557895143>hag >ugly>clunky>needs c1 lauma to do damage and not die>needs bina and nahiders>can't be used outside this teamBecause.
Groping Aveline's slug wings!
>>557892218>>557892236>>557892267>>557892545>>557893847>>557894280>>557895325Gonna cum
Eula buffs soon bwos
>>557895561one of those images is stelle drinking sparkle's pool water
>>557894946Good.
>>557895143Nefer's "fans" are only metaslaves like the guy on this pic >>557895484no one actually cares about her
>>557888134It's not. You just make shit up to anti post us because you don't play the game and you're mad we're the best.
>>557895143I'm surprised Lauma is that low, and that basically answers the Nefer question since her team really wants Lauma so she is gonna be lower than Lauma.Also Nefer is just a fucking psychopath.Her only appealing character trait for some people is being lesbian shipper bait.
>>557895143She has a terrible design and isn't good enough to compensate
>>557895754how is the highest dps in the game not good enough? Also you're homosexual.
>>557895325
>>557895484>powercrept the bike>miles ahead of zibai and flins>still flops
>>557895143nefer sucks on mobile and mobilefags are usually shitters
>>557895859Imagine cornering this bitch in a quiet dark alley with three of your /gig/ bros....
Let’s not forget why Genshin itself was a failure.It doesn’t matter who flopped, be it Nefer, Flins, Durin…. The big problem here is that Genshin itself is flopping.Soon we won’t even have a general to use.
i,m just a worm
>>557890060>Statistically Genshin gives less currency relative to the number of characters in the game.Nice cherry picked stat to support your narrative. There's a lot more characters because we've been around a lot longer you fucking retard.
Nefer's problem is lack of brownness.Same for Cleopatra in FGO, looks terrible.
Uh oh nefer fag melty
uh oh wormpag melty
>>557891080This is retarded trash. Never make another poal again.
>>557895143Nefer flopped bigly....
I want to fuck yun jin
>>557895859>>557895974Imagine Nefer's stupid masterplan to pit the 2 sand tribes against each other fell apart, they figured out she talked to both of them, and they set out to go teach her a lesson.
>>557896168built for wanderer
Hags are worm coded
https://x.com/ambystomaKnell/status/2022639357220508000
>>557896225forgot my pic
>>557896029Aether is a desert beauty?
>>557896209There's doujins like that, usually includes orcs.
Discuss why Genshin is currently in an unrecoverable free fall.Lauma, Nefer, Jahoda… are doubtedly some of the most “sexo” characters that Hoyo had made for Genshin.Yet, Nod-Krai flopped.Lauma barely sold more than Navia.Nefer sold less than Kokomi.Now let’s look at the other side of things.The classic fujo combo, cool tall male, and cute short male.But how did they perform? Both Flins and Durin sold less than Arataki Itto and Wanderer respectively.So what exactly is going wrong in Genshin Impact?Are recent character releases just desperate attempts from Hoyo to salvage what’s left?
>>557896389She wears a crop top because it's hot in the desert plus she's a belly dancer.
>>557896203Imagine the noises
>>557896389He always a beauty
Discuss the floppage of Nefer in relevance to the floppage of Skirk.Both powerful DPSs.Both sexy and hot.Why do they fail in Genshin?
>>557895143Lunar bloom is the worst lunar reaction so it's not surprising to see her so low. It's also weird that MHY made lunar bloom the way it is when other dendro reactions were more interactive and had different paths.Lunar bloom should have been like the bloom into hyperbloom/burgeon reaction. Lunar bloom does some set up then cryo, geo, and anemo would do a secondary reaction so now all elements could react with dendro. Anything to make it an actual reaction and not just a stack to be consumed.
>>557896389Aether is the desert's princess
>>557896579>"chinngggg channgg qinngg- AHHH AHHH! AHHH! ... nyaaa ching chang AHHH! AHH! AH! ting tang ting ta- AHHH! AHH!"
>>557895143It's great. Now I can run the two best dps in the game and still be considered soulful because the majority are braindead retards too stupid and lazy to play them.
>>557896648>nefer>sexy and hotkek
>>557896648>boring reaction>boring gameplay>literally can't function with out their support>but FlinsFischl, Sucrose duo is fine if you can dodge.
Nefer flopped so hard it practically killed the game. Look at columbina’s sales, they should have been way higher, many waited for her since fatui trailer.thanks to nefer, too many people quit and nobody rolled for columbina as a result.she lost to furina, and raiden.what a disaster thanks to nefer
nahida is going to bore me to sleep if you keep posting her
>nefer>soulfulLole
Nefer is an honorary hebe to be quite honest.
>>557896579>>557896737Cue Yunjin voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Zuf_-aGBo
>>557896209Imagine being Nefer and getting passed around by two angry groups of tribal men.....
nefer was never a character we asked for. where was she during the desert expansions? she’s as much of an ass pull as zibai was.
>>557896925Zibai kinda made sense but Nefer? Lol
>become the best dps in the game>suddenly dedicated shitposters appearYou're so mad right now.
>>557896930>ultra pedophiliac and sexualizedThese are the people calling you a pedo for lusting after Fischl or Xiangling
the fact that nefer did not cause a catastrophic drama event in the community by being a white skin desert dweller… you just know interest in genshin is declininghow has this happened to us?on how many levels was nefer a mistake?
>>557893406Abyss I have gotten pretty consistently to 33 stars (except this abyss fuck this abyss). Stygian all primos is trivial solo and I usually have 1 team that can do the next difficulty but not all 3. The theater is the impossible one as I barely get to 16 characters most of the time. So overall it's -100 primos per abyss reset, -0 per stygian and -380 per theater.t. f2p newfag
>>557896650Lunar bloom isn't even a reaction Lunar crystallize and lunar charged both got unique mechanics and visualsWhat did lunar bloom get? Gradient text and literally nothing else. So lazy
this a raid?
Now the neferfag is triggered becase you kept on shitposting his hagflop waifu
Is this toon worth getting?
no doubt about it, nefer will be the death of genshin, and possibly hoyo as a whole.let it be known that i was here.the ineferable catalycsm of genshin impact.
>>557897126obviously
>>557896607I had to go back to his original outfit I missed his tummy
>>557897152His wife is a brick without him
Flinsisters are positively seething that Nefer out damages their chud.
>>557897029I just came back for the first time in 2 years and know nothing about the modern meta, I just think she's ugly
nefer flopped btw
>>557896607
No one talks about nefer outside of /gig/ and r/nefermains
Ugly designs like Nefer, Collei, Baizhu, Emilie, and Tighnari has done NOTHING for this game.Yes. This is a war on the color GREEN.Whose side are you on?
>>557897152Not really no
Nefer flopped the highest dps in the game out all over your favorite character burying them six feet into the ground and that upsets you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rU5D2fQoBchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rU5D2fQoBchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rU5D2fQoBc
Zimbabwe
I like dango milk
BIKE outsold Nefer
its all so tiresome
[Sad News]Nefer flopped so unbelievably hard that Hoyo may be forced to remove her from the game.via uncle yonchan
wormka flopped
Archon Quest would have hit DEAD END twice without Nefe'rs magical boxHow about being a little more Grateful to your SAVIOR
Aveline flopped
>>557896648Skirk>semi expensive unit, requires azurelight (her sig) or limited event sword calamity of eshu r5 in order to be good - the % stats from f2p sword to eshu and azurelight is massive>need escoffier>need finale of the deep galeries artifact if you dont have furina and/or skirk at c1 (you can use marechausse hunter if you have furina or c1 skirk)>locked with hydro and cryo reaction>super op in overworld because she was designed to be endgame unit, it makes your game unenjoyable because you can one shot all enemies with her Q Nefer(Dont know about her since I dont have her, but:>clunky>unenjoyable to play>bloom and dendro in general is humiliation element for players>dont like nefer personality though I like her voice>i hate how they shoved her stupid desert story quest that nobody asked in luna archon quest, stretching the entire playthrough by one and a half hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNygi8Vd0Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNygi8Vd0Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNygi8Vd0AFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRK
>>557897502on Neuv's dick
>>557897428Boo VarkaYay Capitano
>>557897374It's hard to make green work.
So glad I pulled for Zibai instead of Nefer.
>>557897345No one talked about Nefer in these threads until maybe a few days ago when this dedicated shitposter started autistically latching onto her for whatever reason.
>>557897428uhhh JP keks? this isn't the trailer...
>new trooncord organized raid
>>557897428but this is the same as the earlier one? did some intern fuck up?
>>557897567>bikeStopped watching there
>>557897647
>>557897567now say that again without crying
FVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK
>Mavuika and Varka had sexIT'S OVER
>>557897374>Collei>uglyHomo.
>>557897428intern-kun is getting fired
>>557897440>blatantly lie to everyone about Zibai's identify with a retarded cosplay excuse, even though she isn't trying to hide it>includes Traveler and Paimon hiding it from Ganyu and Yanfei, who are adepti.wtf was up with that.
>>557897567Manvuika jumpscare
>>557897647jahoda pov
>the trooncord has decided their latest thing is shitposting Nefer
>>557897731rape
>>557897567That's it? A couple seconds of Capitano's back was the most interesting part.
>>557897775They really find it funny to gang up on someone's favourite character
>>557897728Wow what a cool character wonder what he’s up to right now
bweeeeehhhh I don't wanna watch ENslop
>>557897730AIEEEE
>>557897567>mavuikaIncoming schizo melty
>>557897242What about Venti, Faruzan, >N, Durin? I secretly hope she is a Durin replacement instead I'd have more use for him in other teams than bennet
>>557897567>mavuika flirted with varkathey fucked btw
>>557897830Just like how Skirk's short had Furina and Neuvillette standing there as the most interesting part.
>"I will not stop a better man from pursuing his own path"I cried at this line
>MavuikaSo is Varka lucky?
varka erotic...
>>557897775the funny part is that all it does is surging nefer posting which you would rarely see otherwise
>>557897567>open video>floplan shilling>close video
>jp channel fucked up the video
>>557898001yeah i was wondering lol. they uploaded the same vid again?
>>557898001Yes, a shame...For now we can cope with the slightly lower quality twitter JP ver.https://x.com/i/status/2024333369501487390
>>557897257Your literally a fag
Varka & Mavuika had drunk sex.
>>557897567she can't stop winning
>>557898038Flopka is such a disappointment that they didn't even bother checking to see if they uploaded the correct video kekypow
I skipped Nefer because the 4*s were shit, will roll her once she reruns
Nefer's pussy belongs to Lauma
>>557898118They are trading something alright
>please please please like Mavuika she's in trailers with all the cool male characters she's shonenkino for males too!mmmmmmnyope
>>557897842These drive by agenda posts are so tiring
varka and mavuika had babymaking sex btw
They recycled Mavuika and Capitano shots from existing trailers
>>557897567IN VARKA I THRUSThe's getting buffed btw
varka and mavuika traded bodily fluids
>>557898118>Jean, Rosaria, Razor, Kaeya all get mentioned in varka's teaserDiluc, forgotten...
It's true. Almost nobody has Nefer. I'm able to roll every character C0 at least because I pay, and I noticed that a lot of people use Nefer as support cast in IT.It's truly unfortunate that Nefer ended up being the biggest flope of the decade.
>>557898210how is this anything new? we knew she drank with varka long ago newcutie
>next 5 star is varka which is a low tier dps>next 5 star after that is nicole which is a varka supportwhat the fuck do I roll for? there's no good character releasing in a foreseeable future
>>557897567Mualanibros...
>open varka video>mavuika appears>ineffa: pyro archon mavuika alchohol tolerance is god-tiereven in FVARKA's teaser she is still winning and being praised... who can stop her?
>>557897917>hope she is a Durin replacementTwo sources of shred? Maybe with cons. That's the team I'll probably be running too. It's hard to justify rolling for Varka when I already have C2R1 Venti. Possibly being spooked with Flins brickspear while trying to get his sig isn't helping.
>>557898367trooncorders don't play the game
>>557898410nefer powercrept her
>>557898118>sharing the same std's with venticute :3
>>557898381>geo shill boss next patchYou know the answer
>>557898307silly bike hag
>>557898307What a happy family
>>557898118chasca...
>>557897567Why is /gig/ so intimidated by this gigachad
That's it I'm playing Mavucole with Fvarka for maximum C&C
>Venti>MavuikaWhich other archons does Varka have sexual relations with?
>natlan mentioned TAKE ME BACK PLEASE THE VIBRANT ROLLING MESAS OF KINOLAN
>>557898525I have C2 Mavuika for situations like this!
>>557898381Save for Lauma cons and to go deep on Sandrone (as meta for Snez gimmick as Ineffa was for Lunar)
>open varka video>mavuika appears>ineffa: pyro archon mavuika alchohol tolerance is god-tier>implies he lost the drinking contesteven in his own teaser he is still losing and being immasculated... when will it end?
Mavuika said that she had no time for love, but how about sex?
>>557898654He did lose that wasn’t implied we’ve known this
>>557898076>mavuika's drunk moans
new chasker
Aino: keep telling us your story! (Ineffa, record all varka dialogue for our newest bot: BetterBot)
>>557898381Godba right now Goatnea in 5.5
and a rosy
While I'm skipping him for Nicole I gotta admit his promos have been top tier so far
mavuika flopped btw
Varka saved Mauvika for Capitanofvaaaark he’s so selfless!!!
damn CHADka just can't stop winning >>557897567
>>557898887...onto Varka's lap while ESCapitano watched
we all want mature females
https://poal.me/bze0sd
>>557898937I'm surprised it took slopfags this long to go for varvuikaI guess they truly don't play the game
Ok but why would you make him deal 100k DPS
>>557895143Spamming her charged attack doesn't feel smooth. And why is her "Yelan dash" so slow?
>>557899051Why take all the glory?
>>557898991needs more wrinkles
>>557898874Holy cute
>>557896650Mihoyo FEARS Nilou.
>>557899051isn't his sword really good though?
>>557899051To be the BETTER MAN, and let Jean take all the glory of demolishing stygian onslaught. Same reason he can't plunge during his skill duration, so that Diluc can remain the STRONGEST....mondstadt plunge dps
>>557899237Most characters don’t need their r1 tho right?
is it true that 6 out of 7 poeple here play genshin imapct by hoyoverse?
https://youtu.be/qKPPpDK9cHU
>>557899314buy an ad faggot
>jp teaser got fucked up>nowhere near as much shitposting as usualhmm...
>>557899307Fr
>>557899314We already watched this https://youtu.be/fwXPVBlN9-g?si=T0QccFUei06L5z-c
>worthless normal attacks>burst is a dps loss>skill does nothing but increase her damage>gameplay is just charged attack+dash spam
[OH NO NO NO]List of Characters For (You) that Varka Canonically had sex with.How can we cope?source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNygi8Vd0Ayour response form: https://poal.me/ycseiq
YABBA DABBA DOOVARKA FUCKED MAVUIKA AND NICOLE TOO
>>557897567MY FUARKING HEROOOOOOOO
MAVU CAMEOCAPITANO CAMEO I MISS NATLAN SO MUCH
>>557899603nigger
>>557899603you forgot all his boytoys at home in mondstadt
My new opinion just dropped I see
>>557899698many are saying this
>jp varka teaser uploaded the wrong videoI will NOT watch earrape en dub.
>>557899603>varka was meant to be the blond hero that saves mond, not traveler>in compensation he gets all the pussy while traveler just watchessuch is fate...
>>557885354Nahidasisters??
>>557899698Nod Krai mogged Natlan icl
>varka fucked mavuikaLol, thread won't be usable in a few hours.
>>557899835the jp version is on twitter (no subtitles though) >>557898076
>>557899603The funniest thing is that none of those characters are shipped with aether in the first place
>>557899908the thread will be VERY USABLE just like how varka used mavuika nicole arlecchino lauma KEKAROOOO
>>557899987YABBA DABBA DOO
>>557898118absolutely BASED
if you were nicole/mavuika/any other straight female, would you not pick varka instead of traveler? let's be real
unfortunately, us genkeks can never win.>varka does no damage?we lose>varka is a better man?we lose>varka had sex with mavuika?we lose>b-b-but i've been shitposting the bike since 2025we lost.
>Log into HSR>get a free 5* to pick from>meanwhile Genshin makes you log in nearly every day for 8 weeks to finally get a Constellation of a character you must already own firstwhat is up with this
>"but a word of warning: this is a path that cannot be retraced, varka">"you dont understand capitano... I... need to tell those people to ...evacuate.. "
Varka: All knights who dont have AIDS report to my office immediately!
>The 3 strongest humans in the same trailer Peak
Varka canonically had a drunk sex with Lauma and MavuikaHe also flirted with JahodaNicole is also overly obsessed with himgoddamn
>>557899314IWTL NOOOOO
>>557900185>CapitanoTHE FASTEST>MavuikaTHE DRUNKEST>VarkaTHE BETTER MAN
*Mindbreaks /gig/ once again*
>pags are meltying over THISstop being jealous and go to the gym then
>>557900119and you can only pick constellations for characters from a million years ago so most of them are garbage
>>557900131>literally “this could’ve been an email”KWABEK
>>557900239Yes mommy step on me.
these sure are totally organic posts
>>557899603Lauma is a shotacon though, Varka would've been much too big for her
>>557900324there's enough lauma for both of them
>>557900091eww no
>>557900190>"but ladyes Im afraid I cannot take this relationship any further, because as a betterman i'll have to #stepaside for another guy to take the spotlight from me"
>>557900256Yeah paggots, learn how to get bitches like varka could probably
>>557900420he said le thing
>>557898076>a good chunk of people mentioning /ourcaptain/ in the repliesEveryone loves The Captain and he will come back soon.
Hello, just woke up and it's already 1pm.... A friend of mine recommended me Genshin Impact and I'm currently installing it. Is it true that I'm in for ntrkino? I've been told that somebody named "Varka" is the new SSR bull of the game. I'm pretty excited because I've been searching for a game like this for a long time....
>>557900559TAKE ME BACK TO THE HOT MESAS OF NATLAAANNNNN
What's the deal with this chick in every JP video?
>>557900324I am so lucky...
Varka: I'm the best mondstadt grandmaster? Nah, Jean is a better grandmaster than meVarka: I'm the best mondstadt fighter? Nah, lohen is a better fighter than meVarka: i'm the best motivator and the most highspirited knight in mondstadt? Nah mika is a better knight than me in that regard
>>557900585Aethergod....
>>557900091Aether too girlyVarka too manly I would pick flins.
>>557900078crazy that Mihoyo actually put this on Varka's teaser
>>557897567Will they reveal in Varka's SQ that this canonically happened?
REVERSE MELT DPS
>>557900746He's so cool...
>>557900759He’s so lucky…
DON'T MESS WITH US MAVUIKACHADS, OUR MAIN HAS CANONICALLY FUCKED 3 DIFFERENT MEN.
So Varka didn't get buffed? They actually left him at <100k dps? Hahahaha what the fuck
Just how much of a disaster is Genshin's direction?>get spam mail about sumeru and fontaine being 'gayshit impact'>make sex bike woman in bike suit>proceed to make bike woman have sex with capitano and varka
>>557900734Nah, Escapitano ran away from Varka's manliness
>>557900865good thing we all rolled for Zibi
>>557900585Yes, that guy varka was supposed to be the main character in this game but because he's a betterpilled he realize that being a hero doesnt always mean to take the spotlight from other people, so he denied his heroic fate to #makeway for traveler to be the protagonist of this game. He's also a 35 year old man who choose to not marry anyone in this game because he gives all the woman in mondstadt to men, and he was shipped with a lady from angel race called nicole by the fandom because angel race in this game cannot fall in love with someone, so varka, as the betterman, can be with nicole without feeling and love involved in their platonic relationship#BeBetter
Varvuika is real btw
jeet hours have started
>5'11
Is better man an original /gig/ meme or does it come from somewhere else?
>>557900091varka is the ugliest male in the game
>>557900746>mogs Varka in his own fucking trailerThere's NO way Mihoyo doesn't release him at some point.
>>557901035/v/eddit meme related to GOW 2018 Kratos.
>Lantern rite event ends in 3 days>The quest wants me to wait until two days from now to continueI hope there's no more of these or I can't finish this in time. I have really liked this quest so far as opposed to this patches AQ
>>557901034What do we think about 177cm? That’s my height
Just caught my wife schlicking to Varka. But I'm not angry, because I'm a Better Man.
>>557901035Unless I'm mistaken it's capeshit
>>557901095of course its from /v/
Varka: what nicole did in her past in none of my business
>>557901123it's two days ingame you fucking retard
>>557900938Actually Nicole is mostly a human and isn’t bound to that rule varka will never fuck her still tho, mans too good too better for that
>>557900746the t0c0 pose...
>>557901039it's not the looks or style, it's the size and personality that makes varka attractiveImagine varka lying on top of you, squishing your rib cage so it's hard to breathe. You don't get that with little twinks
Why did he do it?
B*ke goddamn fIopped btw
Mavuika: Varka is at least 3 inches bigger than Capitano.
>>557901123Based retardBRAHMIN
>>557901123Advance the in-game time you dummy, plus this is a permanent quest, you only miss out on the limited rewards.
>>557901231Her vagina lips around Varka's cock yeah.
>>557901212Shake a vending machine and see what happens I think you’d like it sis
>>557901212This but Mavuika vs h*bes.
nobody cares about b*ke or wormka BTWshitposters should get better material
Is Arlecchino a virgin?
Mavuika: I thought Aether was a girl.
Mavuika: My favorite yuri ship is Citlali x Aether.
you know what, i don't blame the varkastaciesif a 6 foot tall blonde buff knight lady lifted me up and princess carried me to safety while telling me that it's all gonna be alright, i'd be swooning too
>Ewww stop talking about the ugly bike lower in the meta than me, tell me a better story!
>>557901271does capitano even have any flesh left under that armor
>>557895143>black culture garbage>why was it a failureTRULY A MYSTERY
Varka: I prefer Lohen to Aether. His penis actually functions.
>>557901350You don’t like these subtle organic free range posts being made right now?
I want Capitano to come back and I want him to interact with Klee. I cannot fathom how cute that would be.
>>557901442i can't believe Aino said this
>>557901467Go back to crying on Twitter you pathetic bitch nigga.
>>557901229Something something honkai bad and shit
funny how bikeKEKS trying to make their ugly bike relevant by shipping it with a worm nobody cares about KVABARU
Lohen: goddammit where's my whore varka!? Its been 3 months and he's not back from that... evacuation expedition something... anyway dammit I need an entire ASS and COLON to ejaculate my battlefag semen to improve my performance!
Is Varka single?
>eslof fucking course
Raiden: What is a penis?
Brothers, have any of you seen his showcases from CCs? it looks fucking grim
>>557901551Your black culture chinese horse floppedYour black culture egyptian whore floppedYour black culture moon priestess floppedFlopvuika flopped
Lohen: Varka turn around and bend over I need to take care of this before I go into battle.
>>557901546I want that and him interacting with Varka's other children
Capitano probably has the best EN VA.
>>557901606No, but any girl can join her harem
Varka is black culture because all black people are gay
Mavuika: Varka's penis was significantly larger than Aether's
>>557901727This is what varka saw in barbeloth vision before he decided to give it all up so that aether could have it all
>>557901442Aino, stop insulting the T1 pyro DPS who could do more damage in 10 seconds than you do in a day
Capitano: When I arrived at the stadium of the sacred flame, I found 3 drunkards, Varka, Mavuika and Lohen, engaged in a 3 way orgy.
Nice thread, genshitters
>>557901674You don't play Genshin Impact. All you do is spend all your time seething about it. What a sad existence.
>>557901727i like to watch
>>557901551>baited eula schizobased
>>557901721Since I was forced to listen to the EN version, I have to agree. It's pretty good. Either him or John Li have the best EN VAs, I remember John Li having a pretty decent one.
Varka travelled all over the place but achieved nothing of note
>>557901819I recognize this titty monster
>CAPITANO: Varka, I have come to warn you...>CAPITANO: In the next area of plot progression, a sequence of events will transpire...>CAPITANO: Events that may contain danger...>CAPITANO: And the danger, I cannot describe...>VARKA: Thank you Capitano, what a lore bomb. I have no further questions.
Capitano: when I asked captain Lohen, he said that this is a FFM threesome with him being the sole male of the group, and I asked 'but there's boreas knight in there?' and he laughed, saying 'boreas more like bitchreas'
SAAAAAARRRR PLEASE TALK ABOUT BIKE SAAAR FAGPITANO AND BRICKA LOOLL SAAAAARRRSSS
Uh oh aetherpag melty
I have Varka fatigue.
Citlali: I could hear the sound of Varka clapping Mavuika's cheeks from my house.
>>557901849Truth hurts. Especially since nobody on Twitter apparently cares about his schizo ravings
>>557901819Nice sales hrtkekHow do you flop harder than our worms?
Well, /gig/?
melted
>>557897567CHADka and his harem HOLY SHIT!
disgusting aetherpages are straight and us whites are all gay and have AIDS
Why does Mihoyo shamelessly promote alcoholism in its children's game?
Anonymous Scions of the Canopy Member: Rumor has it that Varka almost won the Pyro Archon's Gnoses off her in a Cum-First-To-Lose competition. In the end Varka chose not to take it as he is a better man.
>varka wants two limited 5*s and GODnnett>still does no damagewhat the fuck
>>557901727>Jahodashe literally turned him down because she prefers fucking a female robot over a old man
>>557901736He's wypipo culture foo. Mf groomed half of Mondstadt and is making aino call him popsUnc is tripping fr fr
>>557901819Fuck off back to your dead general.
Kachina: What's did Mavuika mean when she said "Oughh I'm creaming!"?
>>557902116isnt venti only like 1% better than sucrose for him
>tabibito saves every nation they travel to>Varka also travels the world but doesn't achieve anythingWhat does traveler have that Varka doesn't
Varka: I have never ever won or accomplished anything and I would never even dream of doing so.
SIGNATURE CAPITANO POSE
Varka: ill make diluc my plunger boy and eula my physical daughter being the better damage dealer than me because as a betterman i have to step aside and give them the spotlight
https://poal.me/ecyht3
Mualani: I fell off my shark and creamed myself when I met Varka
>>557902310Cuck chair
THE STRONGEST
>>557902310Varka: I will be the better man by trading spots with Capitano on the cuck chair.
Lauma: When Varka got drunk I had no choice but to breastfeed him. The breastmilk from a Moonchanter is most potent for curing alcohol induced erectile disfunction.
Razor: but why didnt you deal a better damage than us? You are the newest 5 stars and a hexenzirkel on top of that? Varka: *sigh* come, razor my boy... we need to talk about our feelings first
>>557899897And they say varka isn't faggotbait
I'm not buying the "Lohen is a superconduct character" narrative, the new mostadt arc is supposed to shill Hexerei characters, which means he'll probably be part of either Varka's cryo team or Durin's melt team, why the fuck would they shill a mechanic that could be used for the next region so early?I think the leaktroons are full of shit once again.
Boreas, Wolf of the North: I surrendered to Varka when I saw the size of his cock. I have no doubt that he is a better man than I will ever be.
Boreas, Wolf of the North: Varka takes the knot
I love this woman
why are we just making up quotes and conversations
Matt from Wii Sports: Yeah Varka is a cool guy he banged my wife. Wanna play golf?
>>557902579YJK varka likes to watch as boreas knots his beloved
>>557902140she got plapped regardless
Anonymous: why are we just making up quotes and conversations
>>557902507Lohen is sandrone support. He's a cryo, sandrone electro
It's over...
We don't like robot girls here
Discord raiders: we need more soldiers @everyone
Sean: A cow is not out of place on a farm. A cow is out of place in your living you.
Jahoda: I had no idea sex was a thing before I met Varka.Aether: Would you like the recording on tape?
>>557902695preload just dropped
gig: i'm kinda repetitive these days
>>557902740Embarrassing.
>>557902683me on the right
>>557902740KWAB
>>557902740Nicole will replace bennett and increase those numbers I bet
>>557902740when they find a cure for AIDS he'll reach 120k!
/r/Varka: Varka's personal DPS is comparable to Flins', therefore he is not actually bad.
Yelan: The Ministry of Internal Affairs have detailed records on Varka's sexual escapades. Here's an interesting fact, Varka is recorded at 12 inches, while Aether is 4.
what is /gig/'s deal with STDs? This is the last place that needs to worry about them
So did Varka fight Capitano or not?
>>557903037he hasnt done anything thats whys hes a fucking joke and meme
>>557902740>doing mavuika numbers means its over
>>557903065only on /gig/
>>557902957This would be true if Flins didn't buff his teammates and synergize better with them
Flins: I found myself in quite a peculiar situation while I was resting in my "lantern form" on Hiisi island. Long story short, Varka seemed to have misplaced his discharge, and it ended up on me instead of Miss Lauma.
why is the thread so slow?
>>557902986They got raped in the ass
>>557903170faggots with AIDS have low energy levels because their body has to fight off disease constantly
One thing about Varka's kit confuses me.What exactly are the pros and cons to using the special skill during infusion state vs the special charged attack? The charged attack uses up a skill use and costs no stamina and they both just inflict damage. Do you just use whichever works out to be the faster attack and forget the other forever, or do they both have a use case?
>>557902627She looks so retarded it's great.
>>557902957Flins also buffs Ineffa
>>557903037In the open? Probably.In bed? Likely.
VVVUUUAAAAAARRKK
>>557903303Do not be sorryBe BETTER
>>557903126hot
Ineffa: Combat data updated. Varka's weakness is.... Not found. Recommendation - avoid moves that involve spreading of the legs.
>>557902006Any one paired with barbara
some kek: me being a cuckold will own those dirty straight aetherpags!
>>557903303so he's good if you ignore the retarded element limitations and just use whatever?
>>557903264E is for AOECA for Single Targetor it should be like that but Varka does so little damage that doing E is nearly always better because it has better tracking, is faster and has AOE
>>557902740>BP weapon>Sapwood???>BP weaponWho is this for, and what the absolute fuck are they doing?
>>557903496>"cuckold" in question
>>557903520Well that's ridiculous but thanks anon
Bike GODDAMN flopped, slopped and killed the game.
Man this thread
>>557902740>Bad weapons>Why is he doing no damage?Also>assuming multiple BP weapons, 3 limited 5 stars is fine. Varka having his sig is too much.
Endministrator: Varka insemenated me. I spent weeks at the AIC launching eggs out of my cloaca.
6 more days until SOVLstadt
>>557903736Endmin doesn't lay eggs tho
Dwight D. Eisenhower: D-Day would not have been possible without Varka.
>>557901908This really fucking happened
>>557901908KEKKWABAROOO
Does Varka work at all outside the anemo+2 same phec characters team? That's my biggest issue with him, those team options seem super boring.
>>557903736>Endministratoris this a real name of a character?
Iansan: Varka is the sole person who possesses more than one N-Word pass.
>>557903807She's a penguin
>>557903929>Does Varka work at allno
>>557903929Sure, in bineffa wheelchair. It's his best c0r0 team
>>557903929Why the fuck would you EVER put more than one anemo character on the team?Their role is VV shred, one is enough for that.
>>557903929you get a 2.2x dmg buff on all his normals and skills if you have them and it goes down to 1.4x if you don't so not really
>>557904019for speed?
>zooming in on varka centers in on his crotch
>>557902740This image assumes that you are a paid subscription player who somehow does not have enough rolls for roll a signature weapon, while also desperately trying to handicap your Bennett with a completely useless weapon
>>557904189all other recent characters with the same restrictions do 50% more damage than him though
>>557904182traveler can't help himself
so does varka always infuse pyro
All this talk about Varka and I'm here dreading the day that mushroom boss appears in the Abyss. I guess I'll just throw him in the list of insta bricked Abyss for me since I will never roll Venti.
No one CARES about your dick. Put it away.
Is it true that Varka really one night stand with Mavuika?????????
>>557904262Equipping bad shit like a retard under bizarrely unlikely weapon-availability conditions is no one's standard team to compare to anything bro.
>49 dead daysHow can we recover?
Varka real problem is his team options pre Nicole are trash except for Durin.
>>557904189>Sapwood>completely useless
>>557904452>Nicole comes out>locks him into pyro even harderWhat's the vision here?
>>557904357> I'm here dreading the day that mushroom boss appears in the Abysshuh? Venti quite literally solo i->I will never roll Ventiit's over
>>557904357Why wouldn't your Kazuha solve that enemy?
>>557904419Nigga we survived 240 Days of Ayaka (I don't remember how many days it actually was, someone help a senile nigga out), 49 ain't shit.
>>557904357bwo your any other anemo dps?
Should I get macbook air m4 512 and invest in external nvme/ssd/hdd or just get macbook air m4 1tb?And no i dont want macbook pro, I want to get smaller and lighter air version
>>557904512>>557904553I don't have much faith in Lord Kazuha these days but I guess I'll have to try.
Hypothetically, how would you introduce/explain Genshin Impact who knows jack shit about it aside from liking cute fanart of Sandrone and Columbina?
>>557904419by playing planarcadia?
Barbie's still got it
>>557904463If someone is fine with paying for multiple bps, they are extremely likely to have a way better option so yes it is completely useless.
>>557904463Present a reason to use a weapon on a team that cannot trigger its abilities
>>557904634>buying shitpple at allBAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>557895720That's not a metaslave, that's a leviathan.
>>557904701God I love hags so much it's unreal.
>>557904489it was always going to happen, gotta get that juicy atk resonance
>>557904680>Homo RailNo thanks, i can fap to Spar(kle/xie) w/o 'playing' this slop
>>557904662playground for loreschizos and pederasts
>>557904724Anon? You use Sapwood on Bennett because it's the F2P weapon with the highest ATK while also having an ER% substat.the only weapons better than it are Alley Flash, and then the 5*s going up all the way to Aquila as his best weapon.
>>557904634Is there a reason why you'd need a non-gaming device for tech-illiterate boomers who don't know the hardware is price-ramped scamware with forced performance degradation over time?
>>557904737I want to buy an actual laptop, not some stupid plastic or polycarbon gayming laptop with those jet engine fan and m&m ahh keyboard in there
>>557904737retard
Why are calcs always using the most nonsensical setups possible?
So Varka was built for whales right? Who the fuck is going to use anything other than pyro unless you have a bunch of cons
is something happening this and next month in other hoyo games for them to kill Varka like that?
>>557904874>nooo not my 10 higher attack stat than a fav weapon!You will guaranteed not miss that for any reason and will wind up with lower DPS because of the team needing more ER.
>>557904918macbook will never be a real laptop niggait's a just an ipad with a keyboard
>>557904976Me. 80k DPS is enough to 36* Spiral Abyss and I'm a SO III chad.
>>557899710Fuck off paggy you lost.
Why didn't they just lock Varka into cryo/anemo and give him some random 5-star support for this archetype? He's the one character this restriction would make sense for.
>>557904910Aside for work purpose, I only play genshin and some crpg, newest macbook can run cp2077 so its more than enough for me, also for this reason in particular >>557904918 last but not least Their price is relatively cheaper than your typical gaylord franchise like republic of gaymers, predator helios, alienware, etc
>>557904976just use sucrose/bennett/thoma
>>557897567>>557898937Mavuarka>Varcole
>>557904946They typically use the setups that do the most damage. If you want to do less than the most damage, do your own thing
>>557904976>So Varka was built for whales right?not even close, his constellations are dogshit, they buff his E and his E is like 20% of his damage, KEK
>>557905042anemo sucks enough as isalso nicole is that 5* support you're speaking of
>>557904976Just his sig isn't whale bait.
>>557905145Mihoyo you have shown us Yae 3 times already
>>557905001anon, it's a 111 base ATK differencethat's almost as much base ATK as he gains from ascension alone
Imagine being a new character and your intended team is weaker than ignoring your talents for a wheelchair team..
>>557905145>no leakers>have to wait until official drip marketing for full design
WE ARE CHARLIE SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK
Drunk mavuika sounds like gawr gura
>straight heterosexualchad>the local loony troon obsessed with shipping him with xer troonsMindbroken.
Why haven't they replaced Noblesse as the general purpose team buff artifact yet? Seems kinda sucky and old at this point.
>>557905145>filler hebeslop>detached sleeveslol
>>557905197Oh, thanks for the correction unironically, I misread the number
Dreaming of the most perfect ass he's ever seen.
Getting Varka on his rerun. Not using him with the cuck circle.
>>557905145>pink hairunrollable, next!
>>557905471>best model type>hoyo design stapleyeah
when you think about it logically varka might be the best most hype character across of all gacha history
>>557905715this but unironically, cant wait for this nigga
>roll for Nicole to upgrade Varka damage>now your C4 Jean doesn't work for the team because Nicole wants 4 hex, and without Bennett, Jean doesn't swirl off-field>forced to roll Venti in some fucking 2027 rerun just so your Nicole can be a Varka upgradeWHY ARE THEY DOING THIS
>>557905849>skip Varka and roll Nicole because she's pretty
>>557905849kek they will do this
>>557905849>forced to roll Ventiif you didn't already own him from rerolling back in 2020 that's a skill issue
is this really the best team even when you have xilonen or zhongli?
>>557905849Hexerei is by far the worst gimmick introduced so far.
>watching early access videosholy shit it looks bad for Varka, I honestly don't get hoyo, do they just get together and say, "This month we just don’t want to make money" ?
>>557906263No, replace G*rou with Chiori.
>>557906327>gimmickis not even a gimmick right now, Varka's passive is useless
>>557906263If you have c2 xilonen then she's better than gorou
