The greatest Valentine's gift a Loweean man could ask for editionPrevious: >>556988735>Upcoming Compile Heart games and release dates:Calamity Angels: Special Delivery (PS4/PS5/Switch) - Out now in Japan, releasing February 2026 in the west. 2026 on PC.Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1-3 (PS4) - Out now; released October 28, 2025Madou Monogatari: Fia and the Wondrous Academy (Steam) - Out on Steam, Spring 2026Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 V Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia.Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart (Switch) (Asia/English) - Spring 2026Ariana and the Elder Codex (PS4/PS5/Switch/PC) - March 24 2026 on consoles, Spring 2026 on PCTokyo Clanpool (Uncut Edition) (PC) - Preorders for physical edition open on Eastasiasoft's shop and on PlayAsia and VGP. GOG patch available on Eastasiasoft's website.Villion: Code (PS4/PS5/Switch/Switch 2) - May 25 in JapanNew Neptunia mainline - 2026, this time for real guys we swear>Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):https://rentry.org/rrbfs>Folder containing all the 4koma and Nepnokai raws:https://mega.nz/#F!shkAGDaK!-X8nObRihU5EqP5Zx8yVMA>Patch for Tokyo Clanpool on GOGhttps://www.eastasiasoft.com/tc/TokyoClanpool_PC_Patch.zipSo you hate the resident schizo and his shitty headcanons and constant harassment? Try out trashchan dot xyz slash nep. He won't follow you there.
I love my wife Neptune!
White Heart is pure sex
>>557893015For me.
I LOVE BLACK HEART. I LOVE THE WAY SHE TALKS. I LOVE HER JAPANESE VOICE AND HER ENGLISH VOICE. I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO BE THE ONE DOING EVERYTHING. I LOVE HER REAL NAME WHICH IS NOIRE WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL NO IRE WHEN I HEAR HER. I LOVE THE WAY HER CLEARLY SOFT AND SILKY WHITE HAIR FLOWS. I LOVE THAT SHE'S 160 CM WHICH IS IMAGINE TIER BECAUSE I AM WAY TALLER THAN HER. I LOVE THAT SHE USES SWORDS BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVORITE WEAPON TO USE IN RPG GAMES. I LOVE THAT SHE CARRIES THE TEAM WITH GOOD ALL ROUND STATS. I LOVE THAT SHE TRUSTS ME ENOUGH TO HELP HER IN HER GAME WHEN SHE LOST ALL HER FRIENDS. HER SWORD IS REALLY NICELY DESIGNED IN HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND IT COMPLIMENTS HER NICE ELEGANT FIGURE. SHE HAS PERFECTLY SIZED HIPS AND BREASTS FOR HER FRAME. AS SHE WEIGHS 45KG SHE IS PRETTY LIGHT WHICH WOULD MAKE CARRYING HER TO A COMFORTABLE PLACE EASY WHEN SHE GETS TIRED FROM WORK. NOIRE GETS ALONG WELL WITH NEPTUNE WHICH IS NICE. I LOVE THAT SHE IS FRIENDS WITH BLANC AND VERT. I LOVE THAT SHE LIES ABOUT BEING OVERWORKED BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT THE OTHERS TO WORRY ABOUT HER BUT WE ALL KNOW WE HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY. I LOVE THE EAGERNESS SHE HAS WHEN DRAGGING ME AROUND TO SPEND THE DAY WITH HER. I LOVE THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS SHE CARES ABOUT HER FRIENDS.
I love Itsuka Kotori.
Humiliation Ritual.
>>557891216can't worship false imitations of Best Girl so no
>>557896374What if I'm worshipping Blanc with you while using an identical body to hers, is that better
https://www.gematsu.com/2026/02/villion-code-opening-movie-party-cooperation-detailsThis """art""" is an absolutely unnecessary deathblow
>>557896825no
>>557898363Aww
>>557896374I did not ask for your opinion, false Blancbro
i love my wife histoire
>>557895962Source on the left?
>>557885435>be me>responsible for modding tools, game hackslations and hacking/repairing consoles as a side jobHide and survive.>what if you knew that other anons got isekai'd tooJoin them and start a worldwide manhunt. It's obvious who's going to be the marked man.
>>557907485Thank you all for answering. You will now be written in a fanfic with your responses fitting into the story
>>557907074Kyoto Xanadu, Falcom's own upcoming Persona clone.
>>557910686>XanaduShitkieki yabadabadoo
>Based China will save fanser-ACK!
>>557914593I'm playing the game as well. None of the tourists have panties, just black voids. But all of the date-able girls with short skirts have panties. But your female MC has white paint on her legs and sometimes panties.What's really weird is the ten year old kid has panties. For some reason her skirt has physics and it flipped it up so I got a view of her butt.
>>557910686>sidescroller personalmao
NepuBuran
Sharing is caring :)
BeruBuran
Me on the right
>>557926297Me on the left sitting on the cuck chair
>>557897105Is that a fucking manlet?
>>557926743It appears to be a zesty Mexican
You're not going to page nep, right?
>>557934606Yes we are, fuck you guys
Aiefu vs Sisters!
IF was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 2012
God damn it, there was a rom and ram thread yesterday and I wasted my time here with you IF's and Blanc's. I'm so angry at myself for not noticing that, it would have been so much fun instead of the daily misery here. I can feel the pain physically...
Where does the influx of anons who want to be fucked as neps come from?
>>557944069Leanbox, the home of degeneracy
>>557896374Did someone say false imitation?
>>557947008Better than the real thing imo
I love Red Riding Hood
>>557947404The Blancfag is going to get a heart attack when he see this. It's kind of sad that I have to consider his opinion because he always writes such long annoying rants.
>>557949663I love riding RED.
>>557934606I want to FUCK neptune FUCK I SAY Direct impregnation!
>>557952275I'm always dissapointed when Purple Heart turns back into little Neptune.
>>557953335gay
>>557954148No, Neptune doesn't look like a loli or a teenager.Just a regular kid.
>>557954709Acording to her height (and the anime) she's supposed to look around 12-13, which is well within loli territory.
>>557954148He was talking about Purple Heart, not IF
>page Kurome
positng the Objectively statistically BEST nep
>>557967095Whoops, wrong image. Silly me!
>>557939606I would never rape Ai chan.>>557944069It is one guy.>>557967095Not even the best Noire...
>>557939606By a pack of Nyamotas in Lastation?
>>557967857Afraid so.
>>557967319there must be something wrong with my file picker. i was supposed to post this
>it's been 17 days since zatsu posted r-18 histoire on fanbox>still no kemono leakwhat's going on?>"b-but it's only $3.23 a mon-"don't wanna hear it. still not buying
>>557972364>still not buyingwhy the hell not?
>>557973572$3.23 is $3.23. i'd rather wait for leak
My POV btw
>>557975089we know, iffy
>>557980405What does Histy smell like?
>>557977434No it isn't. STFU
>>557982736Vent heat
>>557967319I will make you the villain in that isekai fanfic
>>557986627Does he at least get to hang out with Marvy?
>>557987127he fuses with marvy and becomes the main villain due to this
>>557987536So he just becomes a Latino version of Rance?>>557969853Somewhat neat to see another PeeDubya poster
>>557987536What does that even look like? What is his goal? A stealth orgy?
>>557988012>spoilers Yeah, and with the newfound power and womb he would want to both have the neps and the nepgen anons into his harem. It’s why he must be destroyed
Unlike the jannies and the Genshitters, I have no desire to become a woman
>>557989325Wow I misread you entirely then. It seemed like at least five people here wanted to become women for the nefarious reason of wanting to be fucked as their favorite character
>>557989713Possible miscommunication on my part, I just meant that I saw five in a thread together before like thatI think it's just me and maybe one other anon in this thread who wants to be one of the neps and get fucked
Goddesses
>>557947008im kinda surprised where they never did a plot point where the goddesses meet alternate dimension versions of themselves that actually have what the original goddesses lack, like obv blanc would have big boobies but also vert would have a sister and noire would actually be an idol or something popular. bonus points if those versions didnt originally have those (vert's sister would be adopted and would just be dyeing her hair to look like vert's) and then the goddesses learn from them.alt blanc would tell regular blanc some shady alternative medicine method to get large breasts, but all it would do is somehow make blanc smaller and cutesy like v3 histoire (not palm sized, but somehow slightly shorter than the twins). she is somehow stronger this way.alt nep should be a depressed NEET that actually learns from regular nep how to have motivation, ironically. nepgear is exactly the same in both universes and just dive deeper down the gundam rabbithole until they make a giant mech to use against the final boss
>>557991927Blanc in every universe is flat. Only Neptune actually grows up to have large boobs.
>>557989713>It seemed like at least five people hereHow did you come to this conclusion? It is literally one guy.
>>557992152but what if one wasn't?also, how long would it take for her and mainline to get in a fight and who starts it
>>557989713why would anyone want thati get wanting to become a girl and then get groomed by Vert but being the waifu just seems weird
>>557993021Well, being able to control everything Blanc's body does while feeling it and watching in the mirror as it happens certainly has an appeal, the same appeal applies to the point-of-view for every lewd act performed
>>557989713Being a woman objectively sucks outside of fiction, why would you want that?
Why did blanc betray her fans?
>>557995660something something normalfags, zoomers, and trannies
>>557991595Good morning saar, have you found a bull yet?
>>557995660Dispatch was censored because they made a universal binary instead of unique ones for Japan and the rest of the world that doesn't ban a game for having a visible dong.
>>557995049Women get plenty of privileges actually>can get friends, romance, and sex more easily,>never get humiliated due to being virgin, gay or "weak">actually almost never get humiliated for anything at all >can make money off selling your own body>people overall are friendlier and kinder to women>free support from the governmentAnd those are only a small % of the whole reason. Have you never thought why there are barely any FtM trannies? Even women know there are zero reasons to desire being male at all, but they just won't admit it.
>>558006512I think you people are reading too much into what I was saying, I'm just turned on by the idea of looking like one of the neps and getting fucked or masturbating in front of a mirror
page 9 bump
page nep
>>557944637Vert is 100% the mastermind of nepstein island (hell leanbox is even on an island often)
>>557991595
>>558019753You were one of the kids touched by Epstein I'm sure
>>558024767Every shota in Gamindustri dreams of being molested by Vert.
>>557995660Unironically the Mario Movie, it gave Nintendo a taste of Hollywood and sped up the timeline for their Disneyfication by years. They now have Hollywood people right on their executive boards.
>>558028375I think the Mario Movie was actually a consequence and not the cause of Nintendo's downfall. I hate how they changed Donkey Kong's old design to give him that retarded face from the movie, and I hate how everyone is praising it as a good decision.
>>557903006why did she betray arforie?
Little Mermaid is cute as fuck, and I'm tired of pretending she's not
>>558032615Be careful, The Thing will notice you posted about Skelters
If loli why hot
>>558038407I want to make Ram pregnant!
>>558040813They look tight as hell!
Rom's beautiful ass on the front page!
Histyfag running rampant rn
Why would he post Rom/Ram and not Histy, surely it's just a hitherto unseen Romfag
Remember that Rom uses her healing skills to
>>558045809Based HistyCHAD!!>>558045953I want to lick all over her pure and young body so bad!
Now, I'm sad I was to lazy to convert some Rom & Ram pics for thread.
>tfw no yandere rom to rape you and use it as blackmail to keep your relationship going >either killed by Blanc or repeatedly raped by Rom
>>558038407Because loli.>>558045953To what?>>558047038Better with Ram.
>>558007851But female orgasm is way too strong, your vision goes Blanc so to speak, you won't see anything while you moan with your favorite neps voice.Don't do it, it won't stop so easy because it comes wave after wave.
>>558047038Finally anons lusting after Rom, justice for her.Lusting after Ram is generic.
I WANT IT LOUDER!MORE POWER!IM GONNA MEME IT TIL IT STRIKES THE HOUR!NEP YOUR HEAD!NEPU HEALTH WILL DRIVE (You) MAD!
>>558045936He's so obsessed with Histyfag that he thinks it's him anytime someone posts loli.He had a Nemesis-tier obsession with him.
istg the jeet attacks all the <insert name>fags, even histyfag despite him not giving the jeet a reaction, not even once. now you know what peak unemployment looks like
>>558051169Histyfag has responded a few times, he just does not give him (You)'s.
NISA mistranslated a very obvious Nowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah How in the world of fuck did they blunder this?!
>>558052540It is NISA, most of their projects end up fucked.
>>558028905because she doesn't stand with evil!
>>558056276Evil just because she looks like a grown woman?
>>558057672You nailed it!
>>558058240Who's this hoe? One of Miku's dyke harem?
>>558058561She's a nep. All you need to know.
>>558049121I still see this as a win, I would just have to be extra hands on with Blanc's body so that I could make up for when my vision glazes over
>>558059137>She's a nep.She's not canon bruv
Is nep a nep
>>558064939She's literally canon how else would she meet Hyperdimension Blanc>>558065312Yes but not a protagonist
There's a reason it's called Neptunia and not Iffya or Shitgamia
Question, are there any Neptunia games where I can do a complete solo (as in no technicalities where there's a mission they can't be deployed) with Nep, Blanc or UniI want to show my dedication to what I want
>>558066306Technically HDN/RB1 and V/RB3 from the mainline series as both of those games you get Neptune from the beginning. Mk2, you don't get Nep or Blanc until halfway through the game and Uni doesn't permanently join your party for some time.VII/R, forget it because the game shuffles your party around more than a DJ. It's largely due to the various arcs in the story.As far as overall nep games, 4go is your best bet as you have all the characters from the beginning and they really don't do character specific missions/stages/dungeons.
>>558065424She is the face of the franchise. Hell, her name was on the marque in IF's game (Superdimesnion Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls) and IF STILL couldn't draw a dime.
>>558068297Much appreciated, thanks for the info
>>558068297You can't completely solo HDN with Neptune, ironically, it'd to be Compa since Neptune leaves your party when she's poisoned. You could also do it with DLC characters in Rebirth 1.
>histoire can solo rebirth 1and that's why she's top wifey
>>558049121Thank you for this by the way, I've spent a couple hours imagining being Blanc and transforming in an attempt get better control over things after realizing the stimulation is too much to handle, only for it to backfire and leave me as a sweaty, lewd mess in that form after it results in things getting even more intense
>>558045806Rom needs spankings. Good, long, hard spankings that leave her butt all red.
>>558071782In my defense, it's been a while since I've played any of the RB games.
>>558072318>I've spent a couple hours imagining being BlancZAMN check the AGP on this nigga
>>558073570Told ya he's a huge faggot. I can think exactly why he did that and it was for the inevitable irl meeting with his Blancfag bf
>>558073570I have degenerate thoughts every waking moment, if I really like a specific idea will last for hoursAlso on a goofy note thank you for reminding me that Nep makes that face
>>558073570>>558073827>the face Neptune makes when you show her your legos
>>558072318>I've spent a couple hours imagining being Blancblancfag...
>>558072318>>558073827This is lacking the multiple men part but Harpsyanon, is that you?
I think a solo run is possible in 4GO since nobody leaves or joins your party there? SvS with Nepgear too
>>558073819duality of Blanc fans or something
Why did the goddesses visit the island? What were they doing there?
>>558078523Nice joke Histyfag but they literally didn't allow minors or men inside
rent free
>>558074764Maybe, maybe not, either way hope you're having a nice day
>>558079409>hope you're having a nice dayThat just solidifies my suspicion but it was mediocre. Hopefully your time has been better than mine.
>>558073819>I can think exactly why he did thatI think you have a crush on Blancfag (the moment I said that I'm sure Blacncfag threw up in his mouth a little) because why else would you constantly ship 2 dudes together?
>>558084408Don't you think it's obvious these 2 dudes love each other? With the gay Blancfag being the toxic obsessed girl in the relationship. First, the long ass fuck love letters they threw at each other here, you can make a book out of that. Second, he couldn't for a moment be away from him, so, when 4chan was down last year, the first thing he tried doing is creating an alternative so he could go back to him. The fact that he calls him "Blancbro" and most importantly, gay Blancfag was pretty adamant about Blanc being only for him until his bf appeared, which made him change his whole mentality and started sharing his waifu.TL;DR: Blancfag is obviously gay
>>558085156>2 dudes who like the same waifu? They must be gay!
>shipping anons for its yaoi fantasyiffyjeet come on!
>>558087601Eveyday he keeps proving everyone he's the most homosexual poster in these threads and he doesn't even realize it.
>long ass fuckFreudian slip there, Tloubro?
>>558087731I don't know this guy, I just saw Blanc a bit ago and remembered how hot she is so I thought I'd pop in the threadQuestion by the way, is the White Heart outfit from the Azur Lane collab years back part of an actual Neptunia game or was it made for AL specifically
>>558088006Which one? Chances are it is something from the games or anime but I have no clue what is in Azur Lane.
>>558088327This one, I like it and was curious if it was in an actual game or not
>>558088450I want to say it is based off her anime dress. I do not remember hers exactly, only Neptune's.
>>558088450Those are all from first episode of the anime.
>>558088538>>558088845Gotcha, thanks you two
>>558056276>>558057672>>558057758arfoire is good.
>>558051169He hasn't attacked me yet. I'm not telling anyone who I am.Btw I'm the guy who keeps obviously falseflagging as him, saar.
>>558087601>>558087731Sorry I meant to specify that I'm jealous about these 2 dudes. I'm tired of sitting in the cuck chair and want the same kind of attention.
>>558094741who else but IFfag?
It's Friday night. Why aren't we having sex with Tamsoft?
It is Saturday morning, you should be in bed.
Strange question, but is there a PDF of the manuals of the original games out there?
>>558096083because my wife is cosplaying for me
>>558058561>Shitgami>Miku's haremMiku only fucks other vocal synths, this bitch is a pretender and belongs in the trash.
>>558096083I was, so to say. SK SV is piss easy once you get the hang of it. I feel ashamed for saying it's hard and asking for help earlier when in reality this game is more or less "spam □, press ◯, spam □, press ∆, press R+∆, press L+∆, watch the victory scene".
>>558108168Black Sister is sex
Sexy nep jammies
Also anyone else feel kinda empty after finishing a neptunia game? I want more content involving my favorites. Been hearing good things about SvS and 4GO, so will get those when they’re on sale
>>5581136504GO is certified kino and in some senses, peak nep. SvS is okay.
>>5581150584GO it is!
>>558115320Three of the four in that image are insanely hot
good morning sirs
>>558120990Morning. Slept well?
>>558121332Sleep? On a Friday night?
>>558121387Of course. So you can wake up to more games to play.
>>558121387I procrastinate on my Friday nights
>>558125635Stupid nep! Needs rape correction!
>>558126301Neptune does the raping, not (You)
>>558126420AIIEEEEEE PLEASE DONT RAPE ME PURPLE HEART
Tamusofuto megami-sama...
>>558131916Neptunia x Shin Megami Tensei…
>>558097340Not likely, I could make one for JP and EN 2010 on Monday though. It will not be perfect mind you since I assume to get a perfect scan I would need to dismatntle the manuals.>>558126420When she is dressed like that >>558126301, I am doing the raping, her being stronger than me be damned.
>>558126420>PURP'D.com
>>558140830>Succubus Heart
I'm gonna prone bone this little bitch's bubble butt...
>>558140276I'd appreciate that, I'm trying to find the page that details Neptune's hardware specs. (and her final jet form)
>>558142341Leave a reminder here on Monday, just in case. I doubt I will forget but either way if I see it I will get on it.
>>558139004I want to see Uni get groped by a hoard of Decarabias
>>558072318Glad to here this. I set you up, I knew that warning would excite you on a subconicous level.Trying to turn fiction into pleasureable reality is something I tried years ago myself, so I kind of knew what you're trying to do. I used to use brainnwaves to train my mind but at best I could make myself to get the feeling that the character on screen is really talking to to me.I just assume you use some form of meditation, I wonder what's your trick for getting so strong results? However don't let yourself be discouraged by carzy anons, they are obsessed with their meme blancautist and his missing friend and see him everywhere. Your description already gives a mental image of a sexual exhausted Blanc lying on the ground. There is no way couldn't support this.
>>558115674And who isn't?
>turning blancfag into a shota in the Nepgen fanfic >blanc getting validation when she finds someone else who has issues with their small body >blancfag then treated as a little brother by his waifu It’s all coming together
>>558152169
>>558152169I am actually really interested in this if you are actually writing something up. Sounds funny.
>Read Nepgear and Big Nep thread from the last days:I'm so turned on, I nearly jerkoff to pics I already saw a 1000 times.>Meanwhile in nepgen: '_'Seriously, what are you doing wrong?
>>558152470I am. If I could write loli smut for /smtg/, there’s no issue writing up something involving neppers getting isekai’d to gamindustri. So far I got >Gege seducer/Red serial killer >Marvyfag fused with Marvy >blancfag>histyfagIf you want in, give me one identifier as to what you’d do when isekai’d. I need like two more peeps
>>558153789I wanna spank Nitroplus.
Give Noire a faceless big brother she has a crush on so I can selfinsert and let Uni and K-Sha play russion roulette.
>>558153591What?>>558153789Loli smut for /smtg/? What game has lolis in that you can write that for? Or was it Alice?I guess the most obvious identifier is my boot fetish and my insistence on calling IF Ai chan like Neptune and Compa did in the first game. I guess I would try to worm my way into that trio, assuming it is the original one. If it is the current one? I struggle to think something up unfortunately. I guess campaigning to get Neptune to wear Citrus Frill?
>>558154816What
>>558153789looking forward to my fifty page sex with issun chapter abababababababababa
>>558154816>bigCanonically it should be a little brother
>>558144361I don't really have a strategy per se, it's more just a strong imagination mixed with an extremely active libidoIf I had to pin it on something, I guess it's that I focus a lot on feeling while not thinking at all about the doing part?>>558153789I have no relation to the other Blanc anons here but I would love to have her body and push it to its sexual limit, up to the point of being transformed into White Heart as often as possible solely to push things even harder
>>558155351No, the big brother idea is better because Noire can have someone to admire and look up to also feel protected by him. Anime girls obsessed with their big brothers are basically the same as girls obsessed with their fathers, they need the love and approval of an older male. Clingy girls like that are fucking hot!
>>558156083CPUs are unaging. To have an older brother, Noire would have to kidnap a kid, groom him to have the personality she wants and let him grow until he’s a proper older brother figure. Obviously this is a big no no
>>558156083I'm sure there's at least two chirper NPCs that say that Noire like little girls.
>>558157359>noire likes little girls >nep is a loli Suspicious
>>558157604Meant to say boys.
>>558158035Too late
Noire being a shotacon is pretty hot. Shame I am not a shota...
>>558152169Nep /ss/ oneshota is a kino enough concept on its own without all that other stuff
>>558142341
>>558162945That works for me, thanks.
>>558162945I'm glad they made specs so ridiculous that it still seems futuristic enough to handle the nep now
Another AI "artist" or what
>>558153789I will start a Gamindustri-wide manhunt, to hunt down the IFtard.https://files.catbox.moe/0tio1d.mp4After that... Kill it with fire.
>>558163806I'm not sure in this one. The shapes in the eyes don't look made by AI but for some reason there are some blurry parts while others look good?It could be either amateur flaws or AI.
>>558153789>Marvyfag fused with MarvyWhaaaaaa?
>>558163806Quite clearly, I would say.
>>558165087Looks like AI.
I want her to bully me...
>>558166003>Marvy eating a ninpo scrollShe shares a single baincell with Minori
>AI-powered Nep sexbots finally become real>they cost 500K a popfuck this gay planet
>>558166198Interesting, this is what their art looked like like 3 years ago. What's the magic pill that makes your art jump to that level without previous warning?
>>558167581Correction, this was posted on July 2024
>thousands of american dollars put into Uzume torture porn as punishment for killing the mainlineIt might even reach VII's whole bugdet!
>>558169000Sexy torture or literal torture, this is important
>>558169394I'd say the latter since a decent amount of it has the Guro tag.
>>558173082Damn, disappointing
who's hyped for Hyperperformance Histoire?
>>558167581>>558167706I was going to say, three years is a lot of time. The biggest tell is Nepgear's outfit just being completely off, as well as the colours.A year is enough time to improve, provided you have the time and focus on it but I doubt that is the case here.
>>558174260Dispatch with Neps?
>>558178586city skylines with neps
>>558174260UFO: Enemy Unknown with Neps?
Rance with Neps
Iya na Kao sare nagara Opantsu Misete Moraitai with neps
>>558182956First good idea you have had.
Nowaru won.
I want you all to know that thanks to being reminded of how sexy White Heart is I'm playing through RB1 but rushing everything until I get access to Blanc, and will then attempt to solo the rest of the game with her
>>558188639Good luck with that.
>>558154816We already have the Secretary (which is me btw).Noire doesn't feel like the type to look up to someone, if anything, she'd mostly feel like her big brother is useless. Also there are jokes in 4GO that Noire is a shotacon.
>>558188825Thank you, I have no idea if I will need the luck or notAbout how far into the game will I have to wait, I'm still thirsty
>>558189291VII as well. That was the start of it, if I remember right.
>>558189568Oh, forgot to mention; just got access to Iffy last night, so I'm still definitely very early on
>>558189696I didn't like the way you phrased that, please correct it
>>558189696>Access to Iffy last nightNice one saar, how many times did you cum in her? I wish I could've watched but oh well.
>>558189568I want to say late mid game to early late game, so a good while in but I have not seriously touched Re;Birth 1 in over a decade.>>558189765That is on you for thinking it like that lol
is there a single goddess in gamindustri who isn't a shotacon then
>>558189974Blanc
>>558189974Neptune.
>>558189765I'm the anon who wants to be Blanc for extremely lewd reasons, if you'd like me to rephrase the best I can do is say that I got access to Iffy's body
>>558189765Personally, I rather correct Iffy
>>558049121>>558007851
>>557995660just NoA, but sadly NoJ doesnt have any desire to correct them...
>>558074286putting the fag in blancfag
>>558049390rom is for love, ram is for lust imo
>>558066306action unleashed and zombies are both tag team games that start you with nep and blanc and you unlock uni quickly, so id recommend those if you want games where you get to just pick your favs and run the whole game with themnep U might have challenge missions so have to do without them to progress but idk
>>558192197That's where you're wrong, I want to be Blanc and get repeatedly mindbroken to the point where I'm incapable of going without sexual pleasure for more than a few minutes at a time
>>558078858lolis can make it in just like blanc did, if they're assertive enough...
>>558192692 (me) Uni is pretty good too, she's almost on Blanc's level for me but not quite there
>>558189568blanc is literally the last CPU you meet
>>558193098That's a shame, I'll have to satisfy myself using Iffy for the time being until then
>>558193284on the plus side blanc's p good afaik because she actually has a dedicated use case (guard crusher), but i dont think you're gonna really wanna solo rest of the game with her. at most, use blanc as your fighter while your other 2 just buff and heal heralso she just doesn't have any aoe afaik, which is really weird because of the spinny hammer thing she does
>>558193284>satisfy myself using Iffy
>>558192197I still think the whole premise is fucked up.>i am a lesbian with incest fetish>let's take my underachiever older brother with massive ego issues and experiment on him to fullfill MY fantasy of having a little sister
>>558194179>i am a lesbian with incest fetishShe is just another imouto that loves her onii chan more than most would accept though?
>>558194384No.
>>558193654She may be small but her body is good
>>558196863Which post is this in? I cannot seem to find it on kemono or sadpanda.
>>558197208My personal commission. Also have Purple Heart fingerbanging IF’s henshin form
>>558197326>finger>not peggingMeh. Chuuni brat needs anal correction.
>>558197326Oh, well that explains it then. Thanks for letting me know.
>>558197415Anal correction by me, not PH.
>>558197326Today I just found out that Iffy has a transformation too, just not on the level of a CPU
>>558197781And it's in a side game, so it's not even canon.
>>558197326Who would pay for this when you can pay for sadistic IF kicking your face when her boots and socks on in a POV angle>>558197831It's literally canon
>>558197925I would rather pay to be Iffy and be a sex pet, but but it would be even better doing that while having Blanc's body instead
>>558197925>kicking your faceNobody sane would pay for this. If I am paying Ai chan for anything involving her boots, I am paying for a bootjob.
>>558197925>who would pay for this Me. I love IF’s chuuni personality and she’s super cute. She should become the CPU’s bicycle to be sexually used I think
>>558198128You're making the idea of being Iffy far more appealing with that post
Otsuu and Little Mermaid if they FUCKING SUCKED
>>558198128No she wouldn't when she literally created the neps and is the goddess of Gamindustri. Kinda suspicious she has her own game when she's not "even a goddess" right? Just kneel to IF and move on
>>558198240>there’s now someone who wants to BE the CPUs Purple Heart pick me up im scared.
>>558198128>become the CPU’s bicycleThis is an anon's job though...
>>558198361black cat princess is cute as shit though
>>558198812Looks like nep
>>558198683If it makes you feel any better, it's entirely for sexual reasons
>>558197925Ok but you only get to watch as IF ignores you and lets me cum in her multiple times
IFjeet is a pathetic little cuck who is only allowed to watch Iffy get fucked by nyamotas and bully boys like me
The face IF makes when she sees her ‘biggest fan’
These lewd posts make me want to be Iffy and use her body for exhibitionism
>>558201805Stop that
>isekai'd to gamindustri with mind control app
>>558201805Continue
holy fuck it's happening
>>558202940Mind control the pajeet
>>558203185Sweet lord, FINALLY.
>>558203185Can this be a 2D metroidvania where Histoire has to fight all the CPUs and candidates because they’re being lazy bums?
>>558204461>metroidvania
>>558204575Hear me out: would you rather have the old battle system in mainline, or something new and refreshing gameplay wise? If not metroidvania, maybe something more fun
>>558204993>>558180412
Honestly I'd be up for a Neproidvania spinoff
What about a Nep Eroge?
>>558205719Would be incredible, especially if there was an option to be Blanc
>>558206064I want to be IF to force the IFjeet to sit on the cuck chair while I fuck nyamotas
>>558206064
let's have a private meeting issun!
>>558202940I wanna get isekai’d so I can be neptune's secretary and have her become reliant on me
>>558212408Calm down Nepstein
>>558212408I wanna get Isekai'd into being Blanc and using her body to discover the deepest depths of degeneracy
i just wanna hug Nepgear...
Sex ong fr
>playing nep games for first time starting with rebirth 1>no real issue so far, get to black heart fight at lvl 10>get steam rolled by her fat assi really hoped it was a scripted loss...
>>558227097Every single time.
>>558194179>fullfill MY fantasy of having a little sister
>>558227097She got another one, boys.
>>558227097Hi there, we're here to help.
>>558204993I would love to have a reworked SvS/4GO battle system that eliminates loading times, does not teleport you to arenas, makes EXE drives more expendable and encourages quick-switching between characters to set up buffs and combos.
>>558228205Please no, put action combat in the fucking grave already and give me back my turn BASED JRPGs.
>>558227097Buy Life Rings, attack her from the back or from the side to deal 2x/1.5x multiplied damage respectively, try to avoid aggro on Compa if you can and use buffs on your first turn of the fight.
>>558227097Get bear level 14 and buy the defense bands for the entire crew. Positioning attacks matter, so aim for BH’s back and slap it hard enough. Dont be afraid to use items
Further proof that N*ire is an insufferable femcel cunt, and needs to be kidnapped and raped for weeks on end by Nyamota thugs in Laststation's most dangerous hood.
>>558227097I also got pwned by Noire my first time as well, mainly just do what >>558228870 said, make sure your goons aren't standing too close together or something.I hear the JP line of Venom Fencer in my nightmares.
>>558229759why did it post twice,what the goodness?
>>558229003Marvyfag, who's your favorite Senran?
>>558230956*rapes you*
>>558230996All of them
...except for Ryoubi, she's a shit
>>558194179thats not really the premise but yeah thats the point, the juxtaposition of how super cutesy and wholesome this slice of life gag manga is and how backwards and wrong it's premise is. it's honestly kind of a masterpiece, how well it manages to play it.
>>558228320i dont know they even can at this point, it's been so long. personally, i want them to alternate between the classic turn based and the beat em up format from nep U and zombies. i think those were the best, although the newest combat is alright, i guess...
>>558228506>2x/1.5xi have beat 3 of these games and 2/3rds of the 4th and never knew it was THIS MUCH, i thought it just gave you accuracy and TEC bonuses and stuff
is NG+ necessary for 100% for any of these games, im planning on playing through the original trilogy again from a fresh save and going for true ending + all quests
>>558235517also where's the save data location so i can make backups, to make sure i dont overwrite them
>>558235517NG+ only adds small extra content related stuff to help you through the game. It’s not like Kamidori where NG+ is essentially the second half of the game
>>558235967>NG+ only adds small extra content related stuff to help you through the gamescenes? what am i missing?
>>558231489You can't name a single favourite? I had a hunch it would be Asuka because, well, Marvy is loosely based on Asuka.>>558235394Actually, it's lower. 1.2x from the sides and 1.4x from the back.
>>558235123What irks me is that it never adresses its premise. In the comic anyway, dunno if the anime does, I never watch animes.
>>558236405>You can't name a single favourite?All Senrans except R***bi are my wives. I won't disrespect my other Senran wives my naming a single favorite.
>>558235284Oh come on, you act like it's so hard. SvS and Game;Maker were spinoffs anyway, an actual numbered title may as well keep using the turn-based system. I'm convinced the turn to action combat was just them chasing trends anyway, after game journalism shit on turn-based for so long as "boring" and "old-school".
>>558237981it doesn't? mahiro's entire relationship with nayutan and her sister, as well as the boys in the class is entirely influenced by his former life as a college aged male, and they constantly reference it in gags as well as any interactions with his mom. Mahiro himself has a boyish and old-fashioned way of speaking, often making outdated references such as to old games or to the center test (old name for college entrance exams, and gets very emotional when Kaede passes). he's often described as mature and even is said to be "motherly" by his friends. also, the only reason he talks to the boys in his class is because the girls aren't into videogames and anime tiddies, so he ironically has more in common with them than his usual friends. obviously the manga never takes it very seriously, but it's not like mahiro just becomes a girly girl and his past is completely irrelevant
>>558238157hard? no, but a lot of people got in when the series hadn't been a turn based RPG in years. hell, i got in via the senran game and moved on to play SvS and blanc's game, the series was honestly more beat-em-up than anything for me
>>558238067>RyobiAside from being a gunbitch (absolute cancer to fight against), why do you hate her so much?
Neptunia Crpg please
>>558238909She needs spankings though.
>>558227097Ayy newfriend...
When you’re fucking a cpu, what does it feel like when they transform midfuck?
>>558243468Depends on the CPU. Characters like Nepgear or Noire become more confident. Neptune gives you a big suprise. Vert becomes less perverted tough. I'm not sure you want Blanc or Uni tranform...
>>558189291The idea is that Noire behaves completly differnt around the first human she met.
>>558244759Based on the Drama CDs, Blanc is high risk, high rewardYou're either getting a pretty bad bruise or she's going to be all over you depending on how you do, given how sexy Blanc is I'll take the risk
>>558219029This anon greatly improved nepgens post culture in like 2 days.
>>558245989Do any anons want to start a betting pool for when xe troons out?
>>558232268Terrible taste.
The poster above me loves nyamota cocks, please disregard his opinion.
The poster above me has become delirious, feel free to ignore his delusions.
The poster above me has been sold into slavery for a 3 piece combo meal from popeyes that I’m gonna share with Nep
>>558248253>popeyesBased Nyamota!
>>558248637WHO KEEPS DOING THIS
>>558248253That cheap!?Less than ten US I assume, what is the point of selling someone for less than ten US dollars?
>>558229261>rebirth neptunia games>not powerfarming to level 99 before the first boss fight and letting the game's lack of balance keep you 100+ levels above every enemy for the rest of the gameIts beyond over for this newfag. I cant even.
>>558248770I don't know, but he'd better keep that chocolate pudding coming
>>558248843Here in germany they sold a 16 year old virgin with thief skill to on of those clans for 80.000 euros. So that meal thing really is cheap.
>>558249750I thought this was going to be something real because of how you started that sentence.
>>558250368Are you confused that criminals would buy a girl that can steal stuff and be married off? Never assume that something absurd is not true in this country.
>>558250654No, it was just awfully casual so it caught me off guard.
>>558250802We literally have knife attack cards like other countrys have weather cards. In this case the people got caught so technically didn't happen.But it's the reason I know exact number.
>>558251104>knife attack cardsWhat the fuck? Those are not even a thing here in spite of the reputation.
I'm sorry, after 11 years of this being reality, It's hard to treat it as not casual. My view of girls in a place where law in only enforced for polictians sulrey has been warped. The only plus is, my fantasies regarding the neps are alot more raw than anyone else.
Time to lift the mood. What would you anons do if you wake up in the middle of the night and these are in your room ?
>>558252375Makes sense.>>558253019Ask Neptune to transform. Maybe even Noire too, assuming she has her boots on.
>>558253019Grab a weapon and avenge Senran Kagura.
>>558253464You mean transform back? Why?
>>558253858I much prefer her standard form, even more so after they enlarged Purple Heart's tits for no reason.
>>558245989Thanks, glad to be here
>>558253019Ask Nep to go into her small mode and start kissing her all over
>>558254312Oh no, that really sounds terrible. Why would they make Purple Hearts boobs bigger? Those jiggly barely containable breasts.... But I can save you, let's split Neptune in two so I can take Purple Heart away from you.
>>558255205I require no saving, at least not like that. The first version of Purple Heart is just better.
>>558255205I may be wrong since I'm not really into big boobs, but it may be because the redesign looks less perky
>>558255205>let's split Neptune in twoMommy Purple Heart giving birth to her own human form...Neptune realizing after the fact that she's now powerless and trying to rejoin with her goddess half by any means necessary...
>>558255636No, no I insist. The past most likely doesn't come back. There is something about boobs that wasn't there before that drive me wild. In those moments you actually feel how your instincts affect you and that is very hot.
>>558256067I am afraid I must still refuse. Original Purple Heart is never coming back but I do not share.
>>558256067My instincts mostly make me want to be White Heart for lewd reasons more than do anything to Purple Heart
>>558253019Ask Noire to get the fuck out of me and my wife's bedroom
>>558256904How rude to not share a Purple Heart that isn't even optimal to you anymore but I have the theory that every disc has it's own set of the CPUs and all this conversation does is that I will jerk off to Purple Heart next week.
>>558253019I'd have a hot night of lovemaking with PH and I'd leave the other bitch to Pirachu and his homies
>>558257453>Ask Noire to get the fuck out of me...Freudian slip
>>558257424I support that, since it's exact opposite of the local blancfags stance that we shoudn't have lewd thoughts about Blanc because we don't respect her enough. WIth he constant rants he gave me an unwanted Blancfetish since I was forced to constantly think about her. Now I want to put as much pleasure as possible in Blanc to spite him and helping you seems to fit that goal.
>>558257706What kind of vile degenerate would I be if I were to share my woman with another man?
For me i want to be raped by a CPU, preferably white heart. I want her to kabedon me after I’ve been teasing her for a long while and she insults me, punches me, steals a kiss, then she starts to rape correct me while saying I should show better respect to a goddess
>>558258481Personally, my biggest want is to be Blanc and to push myself as hard as sexually possible, everything from cardio while stuffed full of vibrators to riding something way too big for me while wearing a rebreather is on the table alongside countless other ideas
WE ARE NOT MAKING THIS A NEW PERSONALITY WE WANT TO INSERT OURSELVES INTO BLANC, NOT SELF INSERT AS HER
>>558264843I completely agree. Honestly I am just surprised I have run into another anon like this so soon.
>>558264843Why not bothBlanc on Blanc action sounds pretty sexy
>>558259818I want to fuck White Heart in the butt.
"Blancbro" rolling in his grave rn
>>558264843The trannies have found usOwari da
>>558267556You slightly misunderstand, I'm just horny for Blanc and have a weird kink
>>558267556These guys are not nearly as malicious or obnoxious as them.
>>558267773>and have a weird kinkYeah it's called AGP
>>558268016This Nep makes me erect
I wish I was Iris Heart here.
>>558270398Putting Histy in a jar and hot gluing her!
>>558253019Force them to play 70 consecutive rounds of UNO, loser is forced to play Fire Emblem Engage (the horror)
>>558264843I'll find peace in the fact that of all of the anons, Blanc would likely rip my throat out *after* the others
>>558272653Engage plays fine though. The script was not the best but (Nintendo) localisation has always been shit.>>558273345You assume we are going to parade all the things that she dislikes around and frequently at that.
Tummy...
>>558253464>>558254312>preferring Neptune and Noire's non-HDD formsBoot anon has the right idea
>>558259818This but Black Heart
>>558274779
>>558243468>When you’re fucking a cpu, what does it feel like when they transform midfuck?They become more assertive, their stamina increases, their moves become faster and more energetic. Their perception and sensitivity to touch heightens. Even though their abilities are designed for combat, I'm pretty sure it feels damn good for both you and your nep if she misuses 'em.
>>558284338If I had Blanc's body, I would stay transformed as often as possible and use that extra power for exclusively degenerate purposes
Consider:>Histoire /ss/ with an adopted/isekai'd shota>she still treats him like a little brother despite him being about 3 times her heightOr>Histoire /ss/ with an actual little brother who is a small fairy like she is
Freak levels are completely off the charts today
>>558288226Good, they should go even higher
>>558251104Burmingham
>I wanna be Blanc, I wanna fuck Neptune!I'm GOING to turn picrel into my own personal cumdump
>>558292768That is a new one.
>>558292768Compa please calm down
>>558292768...sure you can have it
>>558287814abababababa i like the first one more abababababa
>>558300519Ok Steamax
>>558300519My POV
Huge flat neps
>>558303971Not a fan of the giant part here, but have to say Uni is second only to Blanc for me
>>558303971All these big neps but never going up against the dark CPUs…
>>558304543Barely anybody even remembers they ever existed.
>>558305375I think they’re kinda neat. Wished Kurome’s final boss fight was her going HDD instead of being an easy kaiju though (outside of the cool final confrontation with Uzume)
>>558305608Cool concept but they ended up being wasted. I do not remember if the game told us anything about them beyond what Uzume knows.
>>558305770They’re supposed to be delusions created by Kurome, apparently. Wish they were used more, or had second phases
My POV BTW. God I love Blanc so much, I want to be hers too bad.And to the (literal) faggot who thinks he can imposter my wife to "spite" me; YWNBAG. Just skip to the part where you mutilate yourself and jump into the pretty view already.>>558305770Toss it onto the ever-growing pile of cool concepts in Compile Heart games that were not used to their fullest. The NEXT forms being practically the poster examples.
blancfag get a hold of yourself!
what if you could isekai into gamindustri BUT it's a girls only club so you have to become a female
>>558307958If I get to have Blanc's body and use it for all sorts of lewd reasons, I would welcome the idea
My POV, shortly before I warmly embrace Nepgear and give her all the loving hugs, kisses, and compliments she deserves.
>>558308835Gay. Imagine treating a woman with respect and love.
>>558309085how much did your mom/sisters beat you?
>>558309314More than you, lol.
Somnophilia sex with Plutia, transforming, and getting Amazon pressed by Iris Heart
>>558307734>SpoilerBased. If I were you, I would personally kill them myself.
>>558318246Noire scares me
I wonder if Histoire would set terms for marrying Neptune similar to Kei's in that one dream sequence.
>>558322885How much is nep’s dowry?
>14 inches of snow >Blizzard conditionsI'm staying home to have threesome sex with Uni and my wife
>>558330631That's... one hell of a freaky way to say that you're going to play Senran Kagura. I'm playing on Hard mode and this game is really hard with underleveled characters. It feels like the stuns are damage-based, which means it's almost impossible to combo or dispatch zergs efficiently. I've had a "fun" hour-long chapter of picking them off one by one.
I need a new nep game
>>558324825I don't know about Nep but for Noire it was free for me because she was literally meant for me dude
>>558330631>Blizzard conditionsSo breast milk is getting stolen, there's nepotism, and you're getting bought by Activision aka Satan?
>>558347169Is there a Satan leaderboard for companies? I was under the impression EA was Satan
>>558349140EA is more like Epstein, they attack small defenseless companies that can't defend themselves.
>>558259069>What kind of vile degenerate would I be:Like Saar guy but with a better taste in women.But seriously, I clearly said that I belive that every game unit has it's own Purple Heart, which means the idea of us sharing the same Neptune is merely wishful thinking on your part.
>>558263010This sounds just painful and like you will end up in the the hospitel. Sometimes less is more.
>>558349557>tfw the friend you yuribaited for over a decade just put her hands into your crotch >tfw you’re not even gay
>>558330631I hope your dick freezes to death you Senran Kagura piece of shit. You're not a Neptunia fan. You're not a waifufag
>558350364You seem a little hot under the collar bruvDid you catch IF making out with Segami again?
>>558306138I can only agree with this. I just remember that they exist but nothing else besides the boss fights.>>558307734The Nep and Plutia jets too.>>558307958I do not want to be a woman, so pass.>>558349557You also just got done saying I was rude for not sharing lol
>>558307734The new poster who wants to be blanc doesn't even know who you are. Even if it's the internet ,don't tell people to die because of some misunderstanding. The real Blanc woudn't like that. I may said 'spite' but I merely coping with the fact that this is the Blanc board, getting a daily dose of Blanc no matter what. I have personal reasons for not liking short tempered girls with selfesteem issues but I can't avoid Blanc. So I might as well have sex with her because what else could I do?
>>558352014Forgot my pic...
>>558352014>I can't avoid Blanc>So I might as well have sex with herThat is quite the jump.
>>558352361I don't have a problem with Blancs body, I just want make sure she can't open her mouth.
>>558352690That is a lot of effort for someone you are not a fan of. I would just not engage if I disliked how they acted.
An unwanted fetish is still a fetish no matter how it was installed.
>>558351807I said that because I was willing split Neptune in two and you still made it complicated.
My fetish is for rom to rape me
>>558308802But will you do if some of the anons who want to fuck Blanc encounter you?
>>558354046There is nothing complicated about not sharing women, somehow splitting Neptune in half is the more complicated option.
UniSEX
>>558354916
>>558354501I lost oversight anyway but I wanted Purple Heart and boots anon wanted little Nep because of the boots I guess... Yet he compalined about me taking Purple Heart.
>>558355336Only Ultra Nep wears footwear that could be considered boots by default, unfortunately.>Yet he compalined about me taking Purple Heart.I do like Purple Heart, in spite of the pointless downgrade, standard Neptune is just better.
>558354994Uni kicking will never be a meme
>>558346835Uni in Blue Archive?
>>558357528What?
Uni's tight fuckable rump...
>>558300519I'll fap to Purple Heart in the foreseeable future and yes I will cum much harder than people know I do. Avoid nepgen tomorrow if you don't want become a text witness. You have been warned...
>>558358857That sepcial animation attack with Unis butt where she scream with a perfect mix of anger and suprise.
Segami is cuter btw
>>558359490Than who? You? No doubt.
>>558359490She needs spankings.
you spelt histoire wrong
>>558359561Issu looks good in black. Or is that supposed to be purple?
>>558360693No, it is definitely black. Looks like a poorly done recolour.
>>558354046Why just rom instead of a threesome
>>558361867Rom? Did you replie to wrong post?
>>558350119You say that as if I don't want to use Blanc's body to embrace masochistic pleasures
>>558362014He did, another anon said his fetish was Rom raping him or something.>>558362061You should use Blanc's body to do some paperwork!
>>558362014Fuck, that was meant for>>558354095
>>558362061Just don't die in a freak accident. How will you deal with anons who want to fuck Blanc since you have her body then?
Why does Blanc attract the weirdest motherfuckers on Earth?
>>558362518Very true, would definitely be a good idea to save some stamina for the real deal
>>558362798Maybe because she's an introvert with issues.
>>558362518He would probably be proactive in trying to fuck them, leading them to realise it is not actually Blanc and lose their interested in sex.
>>558363080Would they? Not everyone is a purist like Blancfag.
>>558354994Consider suicide.
>>558362798Cute personality with a physique that combines into the perfect combination for either protecting or teasing, both forms compliment these points extremely well
>>558354994>Noire's POV
>>558363286Being a purist is irrelevant. Most men are not going to want to fuck a chick when they find out a man is currently in that body. At that point, it is no longer Blanc as well.
>>558362947Just be warned, I will take Blanc no matter who's inside just like all the other neps. I feel like war is coming and I don't have time to be picky.
>>558363527Yes, because she badly neglected Vita and attempted an underhanded, distasteful cashgrab with the proprietary memory cards. Fuck Noire. PSP2 deserved so much better. Homebrew community loved this console more than Sony did.
>>558363913>war is coming Millenial waifufags versus AGP zoomers?
>>558364124I mean fictional wars are probably coming too but I'm talking more about the real thing.
>>558364514I have a feeling I won't survive the WWIII.
Time for a nap, I feel like I'm living here know.It's like a 5 months winter by now. When can I go outside again?
>>558364720And few young people we are. Lets enjoy our time with our neps as long as we can.
>>558364720You a soldier, fighting age or reserve? If not you will probably be safe from the draft unless your country gets completely walloped. If you have some kind of physical disability or mental issue you will probably be fine as well.
>>558365570I don't want to overshare but no, I'm not safe from a nation-wide draft should one ever happen.
>>558365940Sad times.
>don't have to worry about world events>can pirate as much as you want>normalfag politicians don't know what a loli is and don't care to ban drawingsBenefits of living in a third world country
>>558367652That's because your country is still decades behind still solving hunger and healthcare. But someday they will care, anon
>>558367652>don't have to worry about world eventsGenerally speaking, this might be true but if a world war kicks off you are likely going to get fucked up too.
>>558363913As long as my other needs were met, I'd be perfectly fine being treated as a sex pet in Blanc's body
>>558369053You are way too obsessed with the idea.
>>558369482Maybe, but consider the following:
Gooning with Uni.
>>558370050>sex petThe idea is not that good to begin with. It reminds me of the spammer that used to flood the thread with AI-generated sex dungeon slop.
Ploot kissu...
>>558372261It doesn't have to be that specifically, it's one of many things I would want
>>558376889Not something I would want. I love Neps just the way thet are.
>>558372261He's still around, he showed up in a thread on /v/ several days ago. Just a reminder of why I'm distrustful of other so-called "Blancfags".
>>558379606Yeah, none of those dudes are "Blancbro" right, because he was unique and special and had a nice cock correct?
It's also quite interesting the little bitch "Blancfag" obsessively lurks /v/ nep threads still looking for signs his "Blancbro" bf would make a return. Bruv he's gone
>>558380385>>558380526Look, Mr Creatura. I know you want both Blancfags to spit roast you, but you have to accept that neither man swings that way.
>558380385>558380526You're miserable.
I don't care to address your slander. I just want you to know you are a vile, borderline sociopathic piece of shit and I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with you in real life if you are like this there too.
Blancfag is no different from Marvyfag, aka both dudes who share their waifu to other men. Yes we can get along if we're fans of the same franchise, but if our waifu is the same, we're enemies. You do not become friends with a man who is in love with the same girl you are. That's absolutely gay. We're not running a fanclub here for that woman. Blancfag is just another fake waifufag who betrayed his "waifu" for literally a real life human. And even worse, a man. Yikes
>558380385>558380526Nothing you say can cure Iffy of her Sapphic desires
Even Vtuber simps are better than you, I am not kidding. The fact that you keep bringing him up every thread is the biggest red flag or should I say, rainbow flag I've ever seen. Even the Unifag who simped for Nepgearanon in this same general wasn't as gay as you.
>558381615Do you see us in your dreams, Tloubro? Maybe you dream of us DP'ing IF and Segami? Tell us what's on your mind!
>>558381684Put a huge "non-canon" watermark on this, please
>>558381615>If our waifu is the same, we're enemiesthe waifu wars will be very eventful, I'm sure.
>>558381684same timeline as VII and SvS btw
>>558381684Compa friendzoning IF is canon by the way, 4GO is a canon spin-off
Is there any scene where rom and ram get horny
>>558392485They're kids you disgusting Trump pedophile.
diddy ahh bluds in muh /nepgen/??
>>558392485Unfortunately, no. A horny Ram sounds heavenly though. Rom might be alright too since she is innocent.
>>558399884Why answer your own posts?
>>558400047That wasn't me though, I just want to fuck the DS sisters
Kneel
>>558403139Easily top 5 sexiest neps
Checked in because I was bored, is this thread always this gay?
>>558403487Only one week or two ago, honestly. Unless you wanna go back all the way to 2016-7
>>558399884>rom>innocent
>>558403487It's been like this for 3 or 4 days or so. Blame AGP anon.
>>558403487Sadly yes, our franchise is dead and we have nothing to talk about. Shitpost is our only fuel on these threads.
>>558405295At very least you are not a gacha general
the monkey's paw curls...
>>558403487it's gay rn cuz we're not posting about top wifey
>>558400047Good question, why would I do that?
>>558404414>secret sadistUnderrated trait
https://www.gamesradar.com/games/xbox-will-be-sunsetted-under-new-ceo-original-co-founder-expects-her-job-is-going-to-be-as-a-palliative-care-doctor-who-slides-xbox-gently-into-the-night/>Xbox will be "sunsetted" under new CEO, original Xbox co-founder and console designer Seamus Blackley expectsRIP Vert, she never scored.
>>558416782So it begins...Everyone will be saying Sony won. But personally I don't see it as a win for Sony, more like the beginning of the end of the era of consoles.After this, the entire industry will moves their focus to mobile gachas. Lmaoing at the normalfags thinking that Gay Theft Auto 6 and Expedition 33 will "save" the industry.
Don't forget to drink Orange Juice!
>>558417274I'm afraid this goes much deeper than "the end of the consoles". Given how much computing power the companies have amassed and great lenghts they go to create a shortage on purpose (Fuck you Sam Altman, I hope there's a second coming of Mangione in this world just for you!), we might find ourselves in a reality where homeowned gaming PCs and consoles become restrictively expensive or incompatible with the new generation of games (ridiculous hardware requirements no consumer grade PC can meet, or some "AI" functionality, most likely both), all done in a desperate attempt to embrace the "you will own nothing and you will be happy" hyper-capitalism model and hide the whole game industry behind the wall of greed - the subscription model.I hope you guys will just tell me that I'm schizophrenic and that we're not going to be plagued by mandated cloud gaming for years to come.
>>558420368I have some good news for you, lack of money will unironically make this impossible longtermSadly we may suffer for a few years though
>>558413709I remember that doujin where Rom and Ram unlock their libido after getting tongued by Trick and have yuri incest
>>558416782Could be a nice segue into Vert going into retirement and joining forces with the PC continent.
>>558421627kino
>>558381615Ok hush I will be your bull, stop it man, I will fuck IF tonight in front of you.
>>558381939Yes saar that was a wet dream seeing you and Blancfag fucking my wives
>>558420368You're 100% correct. The internet, personal computers, it's all too powerful to stay in the hands of normies forever.
>>558423164Excellent saar thank you
IFtard will die in nuclear falloutAffirm <cute Nep pic> to claim
Sexy Neps
>>558425935That's sexy, not cute.
>>558428139If neptune is too cute I have the violent urge to mating press her. If she’s sexy, I instead want her to rape me.
>>558423621At least fuck the qt goddess in front of me before we die please
Me on the left
Mating press Noire, amazon pressed by Black Heart
>>558363994>Fuck NoireOnly I get to do that btw
>>558352179Get my wife away from your shitty post. She wants nothing to do with the AGP Blancfags.
>>558435314We know, Neptune
>>558435867I'm the secretary, in case it wasn't obvious, yurifag
>>558435979What's it like being Noire's beta bitch? Do you bring Noire and her dyke lovers snacks in between lesbian sex sessions?
>>558436209There are no lesbian sex sessions, it's all in your head. The only canon dyke is IF.
>>558436361You haven't actually played Hyperdevotion have you?
>>558436492If you are referring to that one scene then it's pretty obvious it's all acting. Noire will never marry a girl, she is married to me. Go bother the IFjeet instead.
>it's pretty obvious it's all acting.
Ok, no more (You)s for you, fag
Btw here's my off topic reaction image for you, since you clearly love them so much.
Noire fucks old men for (You)s
Those old men? All me btw
>abyssdia this week
>more gook gachashitFuck off you black Nyamota
>>558436209Five Nights at Marvy's sex dungeon
>>558443983One Marvy...One Iris Heart...One poor defenseless anon...
>>558444159Saar please fuck IF
>>558444159What do you think about Neptunia x Senran Kagura game for the Switch? Is it good?
>>558445381I don't have a switch, but yeah it's OK. It should have had more Senrans and fanservice.
>>558435606That was more against blancfags paranoid attiude but I'm glad Noire has fans... You wouldn't think that most of the time.
>>558425935I know I said I would fap to Purple Heart here today but the vampire loli thread on /a/ offered me a better deal. So maybe tomorrow.
>>558363760If you take you Blancs frontside that is true but if you take her from behind it's so unpersonal that it doesn't matter.
>>558403487So many anons ignore the obvious bombshell choices for the flattest most aggressive girls, that it could be this might as well.
>>558403487When "Blancbro" was alive and having hours long lovemaking sessions here with his bottom bf that's the gayest it's ever been
>>558445381Hijacking this conversation, I was dissapointed the princess loli didn't get molested properly.
>558457539Nothing posted in this thread will ever be as gay as your "waifu"
>>558330631>Minus 30°C outsideI'll follow in your stead.
>>558379606>>558381615>>558381939>>558423248Is this how you become a promi on nepgen?
Nepper wtf is a promi? Is it some kind of weird zoomoid shit?
>>558459202A star so to speak...
>>558459202Zoomers aren't even white. That's why they speak nothing but nonsense.
>>558459202Promi aka prominent person.
>>558459202When you have a question like this, ask Histyfag. People like him are all aware of the language used by the young people on the Internet
>>558459849I think it's more of a foreign term than new speak.
>>558458790If you want to become a prominent person on an anonymous imageboard, you might need some professional help.
>558457539Get some help. Your obsession with Blancfag and Blancbro is really unhealthy. You'll turn into Nemesis if you keep this up.>>558459823That's the first time I've heard the term Promi but that makes sense at least. Anyways, to answer your question that's one way.
>>558460518There is no point in reasoning with him, he started projecting his gay fantasies onto me last time I tried to do so
>>558459202>picrelmarvyfag and spankfag's unholy matrimony
>>558404414I meant that in the sense that she knows nothing about sex.
>>558404414>secret sadistBoring. Give me a proud sadist please
>>558462027Ai chan is cute but she has nothing to do with this post.
>>558460359I'm simply amused how well defined their roles are, like cartoon characters in a sticom. And yes I would need professional help but I won't get it.
>>558461451There are lots of written works in their household that can change that. I hope Blanc is really good at hiding them.
>>558462516I miss when Blanc was not part of the BL cabal. I do wonder if Blanc is actually good at writing it or if Vert's standards are just in the gutter though.
>>558462807How can Blancfag claim she the moral highground over us then she writes stuff like this?!
>>558462206>I would need professional helpNo, you don't. Just be yourself and nep at your own pace.>>558462807I don't remember if the game ever explicitly states that Blanc's doujins are bad, but I do remember that they don't get a lot of recognition and that Vert is MADLY in love with boys love. She punished the treacherous brothers by making them play the entirety of her backlog, "saturating them in BL", end quote.
>>558463090I honestly do not remember him claiming her to be morally superior to us.>>558463272I cannot speak for the JP script but if this gag was accurate, Blanc used to write really shitty isekai romance novels. Pretty sure the anime also played into being a poor author.
>>558463693I'm talking about the fact that he claims we see her as nothing but a cum dump.
>How can Blancfag claim she the moral highgroundJagdish...
>>558463090>She theEpic fail.Some cliche-y BL novel is not as degenerate as BDSM/rape/sex dungeon AIslop, and the only times I remember him bringing the morality argument were against the anon who used to post exactly that. That AIslop anon was really obnoxious, Blancfag was entitled to his opinion
>>558462516It feels like they did this just to tie her more to Vert.
>>558463879That is not saying she is morally superior then. I am honestly not sure what your point is if this is what you meant.
>>558464694You win here I guess, but you know ''she'' meant the real Blanc and not Blancfag or anyone else, right?
>>558464694>mfw I learn that "to be entitled to own opinion" usually bears a negative tone, as if I'm disagreeing with sb's opinion even though I admit they have the right to have itYou get what I was trying to say. If there was an ESL syndrome wizardry contest I'd be the winner nepu>>558465000Yes, I know. Why are you asking this?
>>558465574When you rip the sentence apart it sounds weird.But honestly if Blancfag was really a women it would explain so much.
>>558465939>was really a women"women" is the plural form
>>558466330Lack of sleep is showing. I had one error in every post I made today. But the advantage is I'm not horny, so my post are less unhinged than normal.
>>558466948>lack of sleep>not horny Lack of sleep makes lowers my inhibitions if anything. I guess it's different for everyone.
I headcanon that Ram writes the sauciest smut on the market because she randomly rapes male citizens for inspiration. It pisses Blanc off that there’s some self publishing jackass writing r18 loli content and its eclipsing her works
>Ram's 1,000 player gangbang GAV
>>558464719I think she'd be more into the whole "forbidden love" thing than into gay men themselves. Seems like the dramatic thing that would occur to a chuuni desperate for readers.
>>558475729If I read all of Blanc’s works and visit her author meets, you think I would be able to hold her hand?
kissing an overheating wifey
>>558481071How did she overheat, Histyanon?
>>558481195she's flustered
>>558481195she overheared from the mere thought of a kiss
my POV btw
Neppers are asleep
>>558489170Not all of them
>>558489170wide awake
>>558489170on my 7th/8th day without sufficient sleep, Nepgear worship knows no rest
I would love being Blanc and spending hours straight transformed while using the durability to take increasingly oversized vibrators all the way to the base while the entire experience is livestreamed
>>558496586I would love you being Blanc and doing your work. A nation does not run itself, you know!
Don't be a gay nepper...
I would not like to be Blanc just to have incels lust over me
>>558498303Blancfag's influence on the general
>>558499062I'd say yours because you have been really zesty as of late. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but maybe you shouldn't try to go after a man who is quite happy with his waifu. If he was a Vertfag, maybe he'd be more into that because she loves BL; but I don't think Blanc would appreciate you trying to hit on her husband.
>>558500179>Blanc>her husband???
>>558500765Well, Blanc is his waifu therefore Blancfag would be her husband.
>>558500179Did you forget the part where Blancfag gave Blanc to "Blancbro" in exhange for his d- I mean, his "friendship"?
>>558500989Were it so easy.
>558501109o b s e s s e dbsessed
>>558501109>more homoerotic headcanonI'll take Things That Never Happened for 500, Alex.
>>558359363charlie horse?
>>558362798high physical defense
>>558365940idk where you are but i really doubt that at least the US would do a draft, especially after vietnam and with all the school shootings. SOMEONE'S gonna be a hero, they're better off just using nukes at that point
>>558463693anime also said that the MC in her novel was suspiciously similar to blanci'm also curious how she manages to sell at events, because she's obviously going incognito or sending someone else to do it considering her low sales. there is no way that people wouldn't be rushing to buy the goddesses' novel, ESPECIALLY in lowee.
>>558420368the indies will just take harder even harder, it's been in their field for the past decade or sohell expedition 33 is sorta indie
>>558508520>i really doubt that at least the US would do a draftHow optimistic of you.>>558508853They barely sell but she probably sends a staff member in her place.
>>558405295we unironically need shittier neps, the franchise was at it's best when half the maps were that one factory level that's appeared in 4 games at this point>>558509224the US doesn't even need to do a draft, plus the entire younger generation is mentally ill and can NOT be trusted with a gun
>>558509461Not yet at least. I was going to say if they actually officially went to war they would want to bump up their numbers but they have not officially gone to war in quite some time.I guess Yanks just have to hope there is no Ukraine tier embarrassment for them.
>>558453594I am the only unironic Noirefag around these parts. Everyone else seethes about her perfection and tries to slutpost her when none of the allegations are ever true. She may have destroyed the industry, but I can fix her.
>>558510656>Everyone else seethes about her perfection and tries to slutpost herI just call her retarded and the only one who seethes about her is the angry Blancfag.
>>558510810I'd rather have Blancbro seething about her than the fuckers who keeps trying to push the pleases old men bullshit, because at least Blancbro brings up some convincing arguments sometimes.
>>558510980Whilst I get that it can get old, I think you are taking shitposting far too seriously. I am surprised you were convinced by someone who despises your waifu honestly.
>>558511338If you are going to criticize her then make the effort to do so instead of shitposting, that's how I see it.I still disagree with most of his hate anyhow, but it is true the censorships will kill the industry. I share some of his sentiments, honestly.
>>558511654Are the old men posters really criticising her though? I just took it as a joke.
>>558512098Indirectly they are seething about her perfection.Sour grapes.
>>558512327I think you are reading into that too much myself.
>558501109>blurts out homoerotic fantadies like a broken recordyou are the chihuahua
>>558520952Ew.
>>558521964Needs spankings.
Ai chan doko
>>558521964where did the version with her legs come from?
>>558522108nano banana
>>558521683Uzume is simultaneously so cute and sexyI might be an uzumefag the way I like her instead of nepgear
>>558522375Slightly disappointing, isn't there a full body version from merch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_5Fc2UtWcMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkbp5Gx_cmUAnime distilled.
I vote Uzume OP next
>>558531331Lickable cpu
>>558531426Don't lick the orange she is sensitive.
>>558531331Truth Nep
falcom op>inb4 literally who?she's a nep. let's do something different
>>558531942I want to do all kinds of nefarious degeneracy on the neps, but with Uzume/Orange Heart? All I feel is nothing but the need to handhold and missionary
>>558534860Good taste anon.
>>558540657Uzume navel….
>>558532072Hey, if want a Falcom OP, you gotta be the one to make the thread.
Uzume is a Limp Bizkit fan
>>558512327isnt that a roundabout compliment, then?
Rei OP please
>>558546890If I was mentally ill like some certain anons here, sure. I may be autistic about her but at least I'm not mentally ill.
>>558551819Do you think that if I, a random anon, got with Rei before she turned evil, one of her first acts would be to dominate me in bed when she got share energy and went HDD?
>>558531942Can you remain stiff if she calls your thing Cocksy or Dicksy?
>>558567102That's kinda hot
>>558567102Thankfully you would not actually hear that because those are not Japanese words.
>>558567103i didn't think of this when wifey said she wished to be big!
>>558510656SInce you witnessed my Blanc hate sex rant, this probably doesn't reasure you but I deeply adore Noire. She managed to do all the things I couldn't do. Always putting the important matters before her personal happiness. As the oldest of three I can relateto this and always wanted to lead by example but I failed because of my isolist attiude and inabilty to distance myself from the very people who would stifle my progress. Talking about a nep you like is much harder than the other way around... But yeah there is little room here to discuss Noire in a serious way. Then I see perfection I don't get angry, I'm relieved there is one person less that I have to take off. I wish the world was full of Noire's so I would have less trouble and more time to take care of myself. I should splitt this very embarrassing post in two halves before it gets too much. (This was the negative part by the way.)
>>558567812>she will call your dick ochin chan
>>558571453Her thing was just adding "chi" to the end, no? Pretty sure she also called Nepgear Giacchi.
>>558570439Cringeing at my own post but I can't help it and thread is near the end way so why not? I do like Noire's manical laugh, she overcomes her doubt in action like I do. I like that she has an affinity for fire since I like watiching things burn... Her solo story VII in was a masterpiece, so serious and funny at same time, how can the others even compete? I like that her short skirt makes it easier to pass through the endless empty dungeon corridors. Her being the only nep to not judge Steamamx lewd artbooks shows her endless empathy. Last but least forcing her sister to become a mini me is comical relatable to me because I tried something similar with my sister. But supressing her girlyness only backfired, now she has a huge Miku-shrine and all the cosplay items you need to dress up as Nepgear inculding the famous striped socks, not that I would ever ask for this. I hope this rant was equally disturbing to read as it was to write to what I have to read here on a daily basis. And yes the ''Noire fucks for shares'' posters should at least describe what she does otherwise it's just spam.
Wait a moment, I wanted the Noireposter to cheer up but I'm not sure that's what I did in the end.
>>558355662Can't belive Purple Heart was this flat.Glad they made her bigger and since Neptune is pretty meta she probably noticed it.
>>558458790Maybe I should write a sitcom around them centerd in a fastfood restaurant:>Meeting at the Blanc'sBlancfag as the owner who has a special Blanc meal that he refuses to give to anyone expect the missing person.Marvyfag the daily customer who tells strange storys everyday.Saar the catchphrase guy and of course the mysterious stalker: Why blancbro? And not me?!It would be a short term hit. Are you more exicted for the Blanc skinsuit episode or the dramatic final on the rooftops?
>>558574559>flatCome on now. Those are perfect medium sized breasts, I feel like I fell for bait.
>>558578867But they don't look like a second head...
>>558571598Ochinchi is weird me think
>>558579167That is the best part!>>558579382Chinpocchi or Chinkocchi also options but no matter what she picks it will be funny.
>>558580083Uzume please don’t give my dick a weird name or I might have to go back to day drinking from the shame
>>558580363It sounds like a laugh but I would also not actually want her to do it either.
Can't belive the Uzume dick conversation is one that took of...
uzum-ecchi
Orange Heart has erotic boots but the processor attachments block the view. A great shame.
It's gonna be a Segami OP, it's ready to be createdSee you on page 9 bump limit
>>558580083If I want flat, I go for Rom and Ram.
>>558581598For me it is Neptune, Blanc and Ram.
Resident Nepu Nepquiem
Kinda sad we never got figures for characters like Plutia or the Gold Third. Or more figures involving Uzume. Now I’m forced to decide whether to buy a firearm or buy an orange heart figure from ebay
Maybe I should write a scientific essay next week about Purple Hearts boobs and why they are important.
Purple Heart is Perfect Heart no matter what, so what does it matter?
>>558582664Resident Evil fucking sucks. Why does a franchise need 9 mainline games not counting spin-offs and remakes?Actual fucking slop!
>>558582929It turns me on doing it, that's all.
>>558582929They deviated from her perfect form both body and stance, thus she is no longer perfect.
>>558583116well stop it
>>558583210Rude, it would have come with visual material you know but that's on you now.
My nep tim ends when everyone else begins that's the real tradegy of my life.
>>558583734Go to sleep anon and hope Purple Heart is in your dreams
New Thread>>558585316>>558585316
>>558585345Segami OP I said
>>558587676you're a nigger
