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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
today is gonna be a good day
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
goap
Pain at having bad art skills
5th for humans in love
>>557911007Since we're on themeHere'a the asgore pippins! I realised that since he is fuzzy I could make him scruffy
>>557903991Katana keeps each of them on a list and keeps an eye on them because they keep trying to sell drugs in the studio to the rest of the pippinses
>>557911049
im gay
Imagine being gay. Couldn't be me, lol.
>>557911208
>>557911002Looks like it's gonna be a great day todayTo post some fresh faves like a... fave... on a... faveaway?
>>557911169This dice looks like it thinks about brushing Asgore's hair and hugging him all day. I've never truly understood the Pippins craze since its inception, but this die and I are not so different
This thread already sucks ass. Can we make a new one?
>>557911480
>still trying to force Asgore hate into /utg/Cute.
Queen rapper is popping off
>>557911621
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara and wish I could make her days shine as bright as she does for me.
Realistically the last time Susie and Kris showered was after chapter 1
>>557911896>>557911898goodnight charanon
>Return to the dojo next chapter>It's renamed the luv dojo>We get to fight Ramb
>>557912069
>>557912014kiddo... the beginning of chapter 4 kiddo...
>>557911582He is not half as nice as you are
>>557911876Thread phenomenon, the LeBron of rhymeHard to be humble when you're posting on a jumbotronI'm lookin' at fave like this what you really wanted, huh?Why we rappin' anyway? Oh, I forgot, it's graveyard hoursgn
>>557912454Susie and Kris didnt shower before church
>>557912639
>>557912492I've never been the best judge of character in others, but I have to believe those who choose to imagine him happy are good in their heart of hearts
>>557912950
>>557910984I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
Save me Toby
kris holiday
>>557913812Click click
>>557909718>>557910486I just wanna say I really appreciate these.
>>557913693>2025: Boy I cant wait for Silksong and Deltarune news!>2026: Boy I cant wait for Silksong and Deltarune news!Same as if ever was....
I can't wait until the next wait I want it to be the next wait NOOOOOW
Fuck my life, got an amazing idea for a project I've been meaning to do for a while now. It's making it all click into place, the creativity is flowing through me and I have already imagined like at least 20 scenes and plot points, but it's 3 fucking AM and I lost my sleep.
>>557914230LETTHE WATERHOLD ME DOWN
>>557914347A male Noelle and female Berdly ship dynamic sounds way more interesting than the other way around.
Another, even earlier Tenna design just leaked.
just saw a drawing of the annoying dog fucking omocat
>>557916094Ha ha wow that's crazy source?
>>557912014kris showers once a week
>>557910912Tribute accepted. hello fags.
>>557915972that's his dad, Rec iever.
>>557917123Kris last showered in 2018
>>557918923yummy!
>>557917421https://files.catbox.moe/q24obd.jpeg
>>557911007
Hooman!>>557911898Good night, Chara anon.
about to eat some tortellini soon ask me anything
>>557920001is this the chapter 5 schizoboss
>>557916217https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/58722629/#58731950
>>557916094Annoying Dog would never cheat on Friend
>>557920708Nice.
>>557920708When I saw this Kris's hair it made me hungry, I kind of want to chew on them (not draw blood though)
I hate this noggers world
>>557921872go see the bigger world
>>557921872go my digger
cute and I know it.
>>557921872you sound like a rigger of sports games
>>557921872you look like you smoke alot of ciggers
>>557921872you wear a wig? what a wigger
>>557921872your butt is jiggly? what a jigger
>>557923709white person that adopted gangsta ''nigger'' culture. you're welcome.
didn't ask
Favorite Jojo's Bizarre Adventure characterFavorite Deltarune character Johnny (part 7)Kris
>>557924606Too easy.
Is it time?
Never ask a lightner supremacist the race of their boyfriend
>>557925124he's a lightner supremacist too that makes it ok
All the knight porn is going to become really, really funny if its Rudy
>>557925359anon there will be loads of people who'll probably goon even harder to the knight if it's rudy
>>557925552I'm loads of people
>>557925124i don't get it, ralsei's boyfriend is a lightnerwhat's the problem
>>557925552Big booba Rudy...
goat
>>557924606JolyneRalsei
>>557924606Polnareff or Enrico PucciBratty
>>557925359Rudy doesn't have a preexisting reputation of molesting minors Mettaton, however
Undertale Gaiden: Bratty and Catty's Quest for Handjobs: Bratty and Catty opened a portal to hell in Hotland trying to revive Mettaton they need to close it
>>557927675what cryptic speak is this?
Tobyfags can't argue with this, lol.
Darkners aren’t actually people. They are actually illusions, Ralsei is completely right. It is actually insane to treat a TV, a laptop, a remote control, a playing card, a mote of dust etc. as if they had feelings. I think, sadly, Susie is in for a rude awakening.
>>557928114Which is why i can't genocide them no matter how much I try
>>557927894Go back to /vrpg/
>>557928206
You must make sure that Tenna and Jackenstein are both brutally murdered by the Knight so that Susie will wake up to reality and grow up to work in food service
>>557928424The good ending
>>557928114Ok Knight
>>557928424Endings 1/1: Susiepants
CHARA means FRIEND btw
>>557928631That rosy cheeked rat is no friend of mine
has anybody else noticed the strange amount of connections between deltarune and breaking bad? heres one https://youtu.be/-_-6BEG5VNo and if rudy really is the knight thats another
>>557927894>top: cringe>bottom: sexyIt's not that hard to understand
>>557927894>top: no sovl>bottom: sovl
>>557929093https://youtu.be/FVrKGl3Xli8?t=34Friend and Sans.
>>557927894the two designs ontop are boring and generic porn OC designsthe characters on the bottom have actual charming designs and personalities to go with them
>>557929641Nonbinussy...
I forgot how fugly this game looksI guess it adds soul to it idfk
>krisser where is the guitairrer>in susie's nose mrs knightter
>>557927675I appreciate the motion but are you cribbing off of Sam and Max at this point
>>557929784>pls ms alfer just a crumb of chalke
>>557927894This is actually a perfect example of why less is moreTop feels like it's trying way too hard
Absolute Kris
>>557927894>martlet: cute safe round bird>the fox lady i cant remember the name of: japanese dog anthroboth are trodden>susie: purple eggplant barney the dinosaur>ralsei: weird ass horned mimigi fag>noelle: dorky buck-toothed reindeer>burghley: weird ass fuckin' smug bird chudnot very trodden, anthro designs that feel fresher. basically, go on e621, remove the undertale and deltarune tags, and sort the species tag in ascending order to determine what your furry critters should be
>>557928631Catgirl confirmed.
Why are people who dislike femKnight attached to Rudy of all characters? Asriel is the second most likely candidate
Kris's character development will be when they realize that Dess really WAS right about how killing Darkners and breaking and stealing things is morally good and not in fact antisocial behavior and what happened at the shelter was in fact everybody else's fault and they don't need to change at all
>Responding to twitter filename soislopPost-release dark times have returned to /utg/ once again
Chapter 7 promo leaked
>>557914527write your thoughts before going to bed, also good for falling asleep. what's it about, anon?
>>557930590kids these days always on their phones
>>557930656They scrolled so much they got buff by doing it
>>557930590where kris nipples?
Hammer of Justice is so goodThe Gerson fight is so goodWhat a wonderful video game
>>557930846They fell off after Kris tried monster steroids
Carol Holiday will have electric powers, while Rudy has fire powers Are your expectations subverted yet?
>>557930960based
>>557927675I like the worldbuilding that they both assume and are correct that Mettaton is in hell.
>>557931045Then Dess has Earth powersThen the holiday will have the four elements of creation
>>557928631chara is a pawf (phat ass white friend)
>>557931074>butterflies and soap-bubbles, and whatever is like them among menNietzsche predicted the boy
hey guys!
>>557930274Asriel knight is ass because it's just the same thing again. He just isn't that interesting
>>557931313fact
>>557931313Asriel Knight would be Asriel Undertale down to being molded and motivated by the loss of a friend who was probably a really bad influence
https://youtu.be/fqcPQNBqCH8RUDYGODS... I KNEEL...
>>557931516But I want to see an Asriel who lived a different life
>>557931534https://youtu.be/LEiR1qRZr24
I hope for Asriel Knight because of all of the seethe that it will cause
>>557931825There won't be any.I will go 'damn that's ass' and move on
>>557931628You'll get to see Asriel Deltarune who managed to stay sane because he had a sibling to look after
>>557931825Why would you want the quality of the game to be worse just to cause people to get mad?
>>557931908I can smell your seething from here
>>557932163didnt toby say monsters periods do that?
If my weight lifting and weight loss keep going according to plan then I'm gonna soft launch openly being a furry at the end of the yearRight now I'm too chopped so the cringe debuff would be too much. So I'm looksmaxxing so that I can feel more comfortable being myself
>>557932519Are you a girl?
Why does Kris hate alarm clocks so much? Is he autistic?
Deltarune would be better if you could improve proficiency in skills and abilities by using them like in Elder Scrolls or the SaGa series
>>557932163There's gonna be a moment in Chapter 5 when the Fun Gang get surrounded by enemies from all sides, and then there's a strange pipe unclogging-type noise, and everything will be covered in red mist, allowing them to escape. Susie will act strange for the next couple scenes after that.
>>557932145THE ONE PIECE IS REEEAAAL
>>557932682>red mistSQUIDWARRRRRRD
>>557932805Susie's Suicide
>>557931963Genuinely this is the secret monologue of both theorists and people who hate them
>>557932739I stopped reading that faggotry in WanoZoro should've killed Kaido
>>557932870
>>557932976im only reading it if sugar shows her fat ass in it
>>557932605No I'm a... moid...
>>557932630>Kris becomes an expert in hugging and detecting moss
Doe
>>557930051Oh if only to get my vessel and be put in my place by this Kris, sigh...
>>557932519nikola telsa was a furry im pretty sure. why do you want to be open about it?
>>557934184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Eie6SautE
>>557934184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7dWmwiNMWQdont know if this is niche
>>557934184https://youtu.be/gBQuF_3B2PA
>>557910912Chapter 5 in just a few months
>>557934084I had an epiphany a bit ago that I'm really emotionally repressed and want to be more seen
>>557935158
All I know is dess is 98% a red herring
are we deltaruning or are we deltaruined?
>>557935626First we delta, then we rune
>>557935784GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING.
>>557910912Let’s go chasing Lagers with Mai TaisIt’s My Car to Drive HomeFeel like I hit a bump but it’s quite okayI’m Mr. Dad GuyThey’re All Ashamed Of MeI Can Ruin People’s Lives
This Rudy is the knight theory is starting to open my eyes...They call it delta rune but I feel they're giving me a delta sign
>>557935626kwautsie !!!!!!!
goop
>>557935840
>>557935945i'll feed you WD-40 you little garbage creature.
>>557935942If Rudy is the Knight it makes sense why Carol came home early if he called her
>>557936056goot
>>557935626structurally, that house makes no sense
>>557936439In what way?
>>557936315goof
>>557935269You're right tho
*Skates into the thread*>spams airhorn_sfx.ogg
>>557936480goob
>>557936578good
>>557936631boop
The flower king needs a trusty knight...
>>557936725noot noot
Just three more centuries until the Knight identity reveal so we can finally understand what the conflict of the game is really about and what the actual stakes are
>>557937094kek
>*The air crackles green with swamp gas.
>>557936794The knight heeds the call!
>>557937259I was thinking someone else... someone who's good at roaring
>>557937434ralsei?
asgore will be a shadow crystal holderthe events of chapter 5 will cause him to seek freedom through death
>>557937434He IS good at roaring!
>>557936468seen a house that straight and narrow?
>>557937590But his plot is already that he has a black shard which is a different item
>>557937678he will acquire a shadow crystal as well
Asgore is gonma die anyways in a sacrificial type of way and Toriel will blame herself
>>557937434Drag lion waitress?
>>557937743when the fuck has toriel ever blamed herself or acknowledged fault for anything
>>557937743Toriel would not give a shit
>>557937649Yes. I agree it's stupid.
>>557927894why do the UT yellow designs look like they're made by a better artist?''how shading?'' -Toby designs
>>557937743Asgore will throw himself down in sacrifice, Toriel will facepalm and explain to him why his method of sacrifice is stupid and flawed, and then The Knight will kill him and kidnap her.
Sans will get catapulted to Undertale and Toriel will move on in 5 minutes
>>557937881in the netherlands here ''white trash'' type people leave in these. you know, like inbred rednecks but urban.
In Chapter 5 Asgore will be tempted to kill Kris and choose not to
what will the chapter 5 shadow crystal boss' approach to freedom be if not through death, the ultimate and final freedom
>>557937847Never abd I want that to change.>>557937856This isn't undertale she isn't angry at Asgore for killong people she is just upset that his obsession with whatever it was that he saw has taken over himUnlike in UT she doesn't seem that angry at him more so awkward. Isn't there like some church dialogue where she says she worries about him?I feel like if he were to die she would feel some guilt for it
The literal only options for the final shadow crystal boss are Papyrus, the Blue Flower, and Sans, in that order of likelihood.
>>557938219>JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE [$#£*] THAT USE [Death/scythe]!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!
hey anon happy birthday>b-but it's not my birthda-shut up and eat the cake
>>557938570>eat the takeperhaps you should be doing a bit less of that?...
>>557938570it's tomorrow actually, but thanks numbers <3
We think asgore is the secret boss but its actuay gonna be Flowey
>>557936530I need to strap that fat ass
>>557938730<3
Radiation Fox was designed for human cock
>>557930051kris is Absolute Chara
>>557911007Decided to do a NEO take for that spamton burgerpants swap i did a bitago
>>557939083I don't have one :(
Just eighty million more years until the next hints (NEVER ANY ANSWERS ONLY HINTS) that will maybe have payoff after another eighty million years of waiting
>>557939240If you don't have a homemade penis store bought is fine
>>557939198tobypilled
>>557939369If chapter 5 no lore we get to kill tobey
>>557939624Deal
I just have to wait.
>>557938369>Ralsei was promptly forced to run around naked through castle town so Kris could try his clothes
>>557939765>I just have to wait.I just have to wait.>I just have to wait.I just have to wait.
>>557939439great time to use my rewards card
>>557939773it's fine, he's covered in white fur anyways
I actually should do this(>>557936530) for the other tobert pictures out thereIt would be like fixing history.... foxing history
The Legend of the Haunted Fave Painting...
>>557939909>cue Susie walking in, covered in shaven white fur glued to her scales
The Legend of the Haunted Fave Plushie...
I wonder what an /utg/ census would be like>Gender>Age>Country>Employment status>Sexual orientation>Favemaybe we can do one at a time with strawpolls? curious how many unique people are here, but I say /utg/ has 20 people on here at any time and 50 unique persons visiting regularly.
>
>>557940708ralsei when you insert finger
>>557940708I'd ward you off with a crucifix but I figure a job application would work better.
>>557940628I'm guessing there are about 10 people on average with a max of 20 unique persons
>>557940864Don't reply to him he is a known doxxer
Chapter 5 will have more setup and then Chapter 6 will have more setup and then Chapter 7 will have more setup and we have to Wait another two years for Deltarune True Ending
>>557941053yeah because I could do so much with anonymous info connected to no-one specifically.>>557940864oof that's grim
Chara should the final crystal holder, freedom by genocide.
>>557941152If that was true why didn't Toby post any of the good ch5 songs
you're name is: anonyou post on: 4chan
>>557941686proofs?
>>557938482>Doesn't it sound wonderful?>Never having to make another choice.>Never having to think of consequences.>Never having to fear the future.>Never having to fear yourself.>Aren't you excited?>Aren't you happy?>You're going to be free.>We're going to be free.
I dont think the crystals are about freedom. I think they're about giving into despair, or not doing so, hence why Gerson didn't need or want his
We should cut off our penises and donate them to femanons
fave somehow lost their wallet again
>>557941474something something israel
>>557941880is it shaped like an nes
>>557941961asriel mentioned
>>557940628>Gender: up to interpretation or nonbinary >Age: I'm old!>Country: hometown>Employment status: Cage with human soul and parts>Sexual orientation: built for vessel cock>Fave: take a wild guess
Toby be like you can't play my game because you must wait the japs, the consoles, the heckin minor bugs
>>557941053He tried to get his own personal army to dox a namefag on fallout general. Surprise, surprise it didn't work out.
>>557941686HE KNOWSSCATTER
Fave is sitting without any pants on
>>557942530my kitty queen
>>557941731This feels more like final villain dialogue dialogue than just a schizoboss
>>557937649i tried a little recreation, the hallway on the second floor (or first floor?) is a perspective shift or otherwise the house would be twice as long.grayed areas are not shown in the game, on the first floor the grayed area on the ground floor is trying to replicate the shape of the house seen from outside.the window from kris' room is facing towards the driveway, the window in the bathroom faces into the forest.
>>557942754it's likely the final schizoboss, so that's not entirely unfitting
Susie loves Noelle but when she will touch her tail not consensually she will not feel safe around her anymore.
fave pingas
>>557942849>susie loves noelle>only smiles when we do something to herreally agitates my cashews.
>>557942892
>>557942815This is why I can't take seriously any theory that Dess is human because her room has human shoes lol
>>557943317wasn't there flavortext that she has "shoes" fit for hooves?
>>557942997Noelle is literally always smiling in the light world. Dumb coomer
>>557942849Noelle makes a dark world and Kris and Susie end up finding the Susie love nest in it
>>557942843I guess, but "refusing to make choices is a little death to why not just die outright" feels kind of like the capstone for Kris's struggle and that's main path stuff
>>557943446yeah but the last ARG spoke a different language.dumb yurislopper.
>>557943421There is, but good luck telling those people >>557943567>CopingLel
Despite 13% of the year having passed we still have 50% of the wait ahead.
>>557943503>Final boss is just picrel
>>557943662i am having both a lore-discussion and a yurislop argument with the same person.how lovely.maybe shitposting is the better option when it took me quite a while to make a fuckint outline of the house that makes sense.every time i try something its wasted on people that are ultimatively retarded to the core where speaking is worthless.
>>557938482I'm pretty sure that the [Death/Scythe] boss was Jevil
>>557943926jevil's type is chaos/chaos
Fave real but they have a realtime-YTP Device and will sentence mix you in real time to make you say stupid shit for their amusement.
>>557943503The final boss is Darkner Susie, who acts like an exaggerated Newest Girl version of the real Susie
>>557943967That's unused and it could be changed, but maybe i'm just talking shit. Time will tell.
>>557943421She has "A" pair of hoof shoes, its only confirmed the one
Fave but real but they have a realtime-but Device and will sentence miim your shit in realtime-YTP Device to make you say shit and miim and reer and FaaF for their amusemumentsemusemument.
>>557943523not quite what i was getting at, more fear of making the wrong choices, fear of the soul/the part of kris that enjoys the weird route that eram mentions, maybe playing on ralsei's insecurities too idk
>>557944239fair nuff, i don't remember the correct phrasing of that one piece of inner monologue.
>>557944031Now that's jus-sus-suuus juuj, woow Now that's jizz t h a t' s j i z z
If you don't think noelle enjoyed killing, you're a secondary. She is obviously the succesor of chara. Edgy creepypasta characters.
*infests your winter grain stores*
>>557944292iirc its only the shoes in the box outside her closet that are confirmed hoof shoes, while none of the shoes in the closet look any different to human shoes and dont have any related text to say one way or the other
>>557944453she's fine with it when she thinks it's a dream and the battle system resembles dragon blazers
>>557944292I hope susie dies in chapter 5
>>557944502Yeah, and it doesn't even say they're hers specifically. They're in a miscellaneous crap box that also have Asriel's retainer.
I hope another susie is born in chapter 5
why the fuck did dess have a big pile of identical shoes anyway
>>557944683because women
>>557944502yeah, yeah the one on the right of the door, you mean with all the assorted random garbage in it.>>557944593don't say that.i like that dumbass dino.
The susie is (You)
>>557944683because she is a fucking poser
>>557944742(You)sie
>>557943829>If the correct people dont immediately pay me stimmies I will start to shit up the thread You are weak
>>557944683she's a deer centipede
>>557944889if that was true, you would already sprung the trap by giving me you.no you are mentally insufficient and your acceptance of others hinges on aggressive demand of others to conform to retardation.no further lore discussion for this thread.
lmao
>>557945039Go ahead, blame other people. It's worked for you all your life, right?
>>557943503>Kris and Susie find Noelle fingering herself there with the flower stem Susie dropped on the ground in chapter 4Kek
So how connected to Gaster do you guys think Ralsei is, lore-wise?
>>557945274glad to be up for psych-analysis from a faggot that is what psychologist would call "emotional unavailable".you are not ready for a conversation with an attitude like this.
>>557945373I think at most Ralsei was created by Gaster, but he isn't in on the plan beyond whatever is hardwired into him. He's probably gonna have a hard time dealing with revelations regarding his creation, whatever they will be.
>>557945373i want to connect to ralseis prostate through his utility port
>>557940864>a max of 20 unique personsNah you're heavily underestimating. There's at least 50 posters, not all of them are active at the same times obviously.
>>557945615what happens if noelle and susie kiss
>>557945943who's the artist of this one?
>>557942458>papyrus jumps through the window into a black out of bounds void>leaves behind 7 glass crystals/shardshmmm
>>557946483there were actually 9 glass shards, 2 are just under the piano
>>557945943The Roaring
>>557942649tried that weird mewgenics game? I feel she and noelle would play it.
>>557946601You're right, I didn't catch that
Fish I wsh
>>557946483Actually, he doesnt fall into a black out of bounds void, he actually falls through a bajillion parallel universeshttps://youtu.be/fTwzqjmULG4
>>557946853Being trapped as a flower without feelings right after coming to terms with them would be a nightmare for the poor goat.
>>557946483For totally unrelated reasons, what happens to the soul when you game over in undertale?
>>557947004Itd also be an inverse of Flowey's fate, coming to terms with not have feelings or emotions and then having to deal with them all over again
>>557933837>>557942037>more kris x vessel postingyessss... YEEEEESSSSS!!!
>>557947274Yeah, thematically it'd be interesting.I can imagine there being a part in the upcoming chapters where the gang need Ralsei to be present at some specific Light World location for whatever reason, but they can't risk opening a Fountain, so instead Ralsei throws himself into a flower but is very nervous about it, since being technically inanimate for a long time may be irreversible. Maybe that could even result in a detour when the worst does happen and he can't change back, so Kris and Susie make a new Dark World to try and make a loophole for him.
I'm tired but i'm must proceed
>>557947789Silly grey thing
>>557948001Proceed...
>>557948001Limits of the flesh
>>557930978Funny how it's the exact opposite
>>557948001>>557948127PROCEED>PROCEEDPROCEED>PROCEEDPROCEED>PROCEED
>>557946994what the fuck this is just the homestuck ending hussie ripped this shit off this glitch wtf
>>557948314I respect Noelle Knight poster because they seem to be a true believer in their crack theory but it's not happening.
>>557945943i honestly think that both kriselle and suselle will become canon and wether or not one or the other will be real will be dictated by your choices leading up to th ch5's fastival ferris wheel scene.i assume we will get a really painful yurislop scene in the good route/normal route and weird route will have kris go into the cart with her.like "old times", they might say.the scene will hide kris and noelle except for their sillhouettes and then something ominous and unspeakable will happen and i think THAT is when shit gets locked in.it has to be very pivotal because it has been foreshadowed for forever, it would make no sense if it had no significance.it's not just me, the festival is both something a lot of the town is looking forward to and has this aura of romanticism.susie will want to go to the festival will ralsei anyway and while the two goof off, you will be "stuck" with HER.
>>557947881The festival setup is right there, so I think it'd be less of a "We need Ralsei to progress" and more "I want Ralsei to be here" that causes them to fuck up, but I really like where youre going with this.Maybe instead of him being "put" in something he just reveals what his object is, but the fear comes from the idea that knowing and beholding his light world form will permanently shift how they see Ralsei, and thus fuck with all the development he's had thus far. Just like with Gerson, even if Susie desperately wanted to see him as he was before, her witnessing his corpse changed how she viewed him and thus who he was to her
Sorry Ralsei I can't buy thr icecream for Susie because i don't want to steal money
>>557948713If you dont have the money sans will offer to give you two a free cone, but sans is sans and kris is kris so he's going to hate it
>>557948828Sans will give you a free cone but it's gonna be something weird like hotdog flavored ice cream and Susie will end up liking it more than if you bought regular ice cream
the fun gang sells their bodies for money
>>557948713doesn't Kris start with 2 dollars, how much can an ice cream cost?
Note: "Proceed" is worded like something Kris would say>* (Only Kris would say "unknown", not "I don't know.")
>>557948521what does this meansomehow this is even less coherent than usual, kraut
>>557949015Kris canonically did that for 25 bucks
>>557949071if you are confused, read it again until even a dyslexic retard like you can reach an understanding.
>>557948713>Anon missed out on the most kino scene in the game because he doesn't want to "steal" Asriel would probably be more pissed Kris didn't take the money if he knew the situation.
>>557949151have you considered not being ESL and learning how to use english
>>557949038You need to go to a public event that sells its own food at some point, they overcharge the fuck out of you because all youre other options are inconvenient. 5 dollars for a single cone at a festival isnt a wild idea
>>557949210no, that was perfectly understandable and you are not firm enough in english to graps it.
>>557947789
Why didn't Susie just do her Funny Susie Dance to earn money and respect from the Hometowners? Is she stupid?
>>557949151you've been getting gradually less coherent for the past month at leastyou might be turning into a goner
>>557949338>graps
>>557949454i think its called "feigning ignorance" because nobody is that stupid.
>>557949338>you are not firm enough in english to graps itnow this is a delicious kraut word salat
It makes no sense for this line to form if this sprite is meant to be something like glass breaking.It makes no sense for this line to form if this sprite is meant to be something taking root.Every other crack, line, scratch, vine, branch, route, root make sense in its formation except this one single line.Unless:The sprite is meant to look like the roaring knight and that specific line is there to evoke the appearance of the knight by including the sword.Or I should say, to top it all off as it already looks like knight, and is clearly meant to look like her.
>a single letter missing>"i can't possibly understand this"i was right to call them retarded.they really are.
If Toby wants us to view the lightners as real people, and thats why he thinks having plushies made of them would be doing them a disservice, what does that mean for the multiple Ralsei plushies that are so pervasive they're even in the game itself?
>>557949792who are you talking to
>>557949792The letter wasn't even missing omg kraut please im gonna die
>>557949654>a crack >implies a point at which physical force is exerted on a point>thinks windows don't shatter to pieces but only crackanon...
>>557949792>No it's the native English speakers who are wrong
>>557950032yeah imagine seeing your own language for more than 18 years and then being challenged by a missing letter.you are kind of stunted if you are for real and i am legally allowed to call you my little dumb-dumb.>retard thinks i spellcheck my shitposts.lolmao.
>>557947789Feed my little vessling, FEEEEED
>>557949654this looks nothing like the knight.you're too far down the rabbit hole.
>>557950161What letter do you think was missing hahahaha
>>557949654Schizophrenia
she stunted on my graps until I ksdjhfg
>>557950546at an intersection.
>>557949083damn they cheap
>>557949792
>>557948656>so I think it'd be less of a "We need Ralsei to progress" and more "I want Ralsei to be here" that causes them to fuck upGood point, it'd also be perfect fuel for Ralsei's "want vs. need" conflict. >the fear comes from the idea that knowing and beholding his light world form will permanently shift how they see Ralsei, and thus fuck with all the development he's had thus farThat actually gave me some food for thought. Perhaps this is just me, but the ending of Chapter 4 got me convinced that Kris and Susie are complete opposites in how their trust mechanisms work. Susie, despite her spiky exterior, needs just a little kindness to start trusting someone and often takes things at face value. However, when presented with uncomfortable truths that she can't just shrug away, her hope may start to waver a little, and the big picture beyond her own world clearly makes her uncomfortable.Kris, on the other hand, doesn't trust easily. He tends to follow others, but usually out of apathy, unwillingness to take responsibility or fatalism. He doesn't really believe the pretty window dressing and may start acting contrarian at the sight of it. But when shown the uglier truth, Kris becomes more at ease with things, as if he's looking for something that's real. The "it's OK not to smile" moment in particular was the point at which he fully accepted Ralsei as his friend, seeing him from a vulnerable side that eluded him before.This brings me to think that perhaps Susie may become slightly more jaded, at least for some time, in the upcoming chapters, while Kris will have to take on a more proactive role. Specifically in relation to Ralsei, it may be Kris (or us-as-Kris) who'll have to remind Susie that Dark Worlds' realness being relative doesn't mean she should lose faith in them, and that things have more than one side to them at the same time.
>>557950720They dont even need payment to a degree, you can get about half the job from them before needing to pay a cent
holla holla get dolla
>>557951052bitches and riches.
Does fave like breathing and unhinging their jaw?
>when you buy their mixtape
What if Fave betrayed you for a can of orange Crush?
>>557951293i would betray fave for orange crush.what is orange crush?
>>557951279Ah yes... Who, Whom and Whomever.What a trio
>>557951293she would, 100%
>>557951391
>>557951293rape correction until they learn.
>>557951293he wouldn'tchocolate milk however?
>>557951127the infinite riches of space (unreachable)
>>557951559have you ever had fanta klassik?that was good.
>>557949067Is kris autistic?
Who will be the Chapter 5 end boss>The Knight Round 2>Kris>Asgore>Flower Darkner Fella>Other?
>>557951217yes!
>>557951676>what Ralsei looks like without his robe
>>557945373i think he was told the prophecy and whatever else drove jevil and spamton insane, but because he had no ego or preconcieved notions of what the world should be, it didn't drive him insane. now that he's becoming more of a person, it's becoming more of a problem
>>557951676Raumsei.
>>557951696just like me...
It's called international english, we don't care about american or british english.
>>557951506It's a shame they got the worst writing. The designs alone are very nice.
>>557951738i want to reach for the stars...
Toby is taking this long cause he just realised he fucked up big time from the get-go...The game can only end two ways:>dark and light worlds merge/dark worlds are saved and Kris and Susie can just go there wheneverThat's bad because it's basically saying "escapism good, make friends with thr toaster and stay in the dark room whenever"It's cute but the message is messy and a little backwards>Dark worlds are destroyed/all darkners stop existing and Susie and Kris arw forced to move on in the real worldThis one makes more sense but then it would be a bittersweet and behated endin because we all know this fandom would not be able to tank it and it would leave people unsatisfied because they waited a decade for it.
Unrelated
>>557952142>It's cute but the message is messy and a little backwardsAt least it would be honest with toby character >prease buy my prushies *raughs*
>>557950791I'll add onto that, I think that interpretation fits the lives the two have had up to now. Kris lives a life of lies and secrets, everyone is always hiding stuff from him or not wanting to actually open up to him. The people he wants to call his friends from the past either push him out of their groups or talk behind his back now. Maybe thats why he was endeared to Susie from the start in the first place, she wasnt hiding her disdain of him. She made her feelings on him clear, and thats already more than what Noelle could do now.Susie on the other side, while we know less concrete about her, seems to live a life of harsh truths. Everyone is very open about how much they dont like her, or how much she scares them. Her home life isnt hiding behind some idealistic front, its likely an actual shithole there with parents who dont even pretend to be on good terms. All she wants is for a truth that doesnt hurt to hear in her life, she wants the good to be real for once, which is why she is so adamant about Ralsei being real to her. Ralsei is what brought her and Kris together, without him she wouldve just left him behind in ch1 all together. Ralsei is always there now when she's in trouble, he's always got something nice to say that she can have a healthy response to. If Ralsei isnt real, then one of the only good things in her life isnt. She doesnt want to have to admit that
>>557911007Drew my DS from when I was a kid as a darkner.>(I've lost it so it's probably a schizo boss)
>>557952142the ending was made first, then the rest of the gamewhatever the ending is it probably won't suck unless the rest of the game fails to set it up properly
>>557952543Do you actually beloeve he just came up with one ending and didnt try to at all change it in the past 15 years?Do you really think Toby "I like this so I copied" Fox wouldn't have changed the ending a little bit everytime he played a game with an ending he liked and wanted to "do it too"?
>>557952496>Kris lives a life of lies and secrets, everyone is always hiding stuff from him or not wanting to actually open up to him. The people he wants to call his friends from the past either push him out of their groups or talk behind his back now.Isn't this just the actual inverse of what's going on in-game with Kris "History's Ultimate Remote Thief" Dreemurr and every single one of their relationships
>>557952742from my understanding he did, and that ended up becoming undertaledeltarune is returning to that original concept
>>557952142Just throwing shit at the wall here, but how about an "I'll always be with you"-type ending? Basically, all the Fountains get closed, the Dark Worlds seemingly disappear, but before that happens, Kris and Susie find out some important secret phrase/spell/whatever, or perhaps Ralsei achieves peak power and shares some with them, granting them a pass into the Dark Worlds without having to resort to the Fountains. It's just for them and whoever they're willing to take with them, and they can only do it for a limited amount of time a day because magic limitations or some shit.This kind of ending would communicate that escapism is good in moderation and that you can always take your inner world with you wherever you go and whoever you become, as long as it doesn't envelop your entire being.
every ending about escapism bad will have to address that the lightworld is as fake
>>557952825Is it? We have on screen proof of Noelle, Snowy, and Monster Teen talking badly about Kris when they think he isnt listening. Berdly didnt want him around anymore and actively refused to let him into the study group. Toriel never talks to him about Asgore in a healthy way, if you give her his flowers she lies about throwing them out and tries to let him think there might be something there. She didnt even tell him Choir practice was cancelled, she just went home and got drunk instead. No one wants to tell Kris anything, they're content keeping him out of the equation whenever they can.
at the end of deltarune kris throws away their savefile with your creator name on it to symbolize that they're choosing their own path in life away from the prophecy or something along those lines idk i was staring at their ass for the whole game i didn't pay much attention. woah what the fuck why are they like a cyborg now
>>557953128>the last of Chapter 7 credits roll by>the screen goes dark>suddenly Susie walks onscreen and addresses the player>"Hey you! Yeah you, the dork with the keyboard! The game is over, so go and take a shit RIGHT NOW!"
>>557950791>But when shown the uglier truth, Kris becomes more at ease with things, as if he's looking for something that's real.I get this feeling as well. The pre-Tenna fight chat with Susie where "sucks to be you" is the answer Kris would have chosen also plays into this
>>557952506That’s cute, I imagine it puts different cartridges into its chest for different attacks
>>557953456nuh yeh... nuh yeh... staaaaawp...
>>557952825>>557953286I think there's reason in both viewpoints, to be honest. It's kind of a vicious cycle of cause and effect. Kris is an adopted kid, an entirely different species and also probably autistic, so not only people would be wary of him, but Toriel probably withheld a lot of things from him during his early years in a misguided attempt to keep his feelings from being hurt. Kris sensed this insincerity and took it as a model to follow, and his own secretiveness and lying alienated people around him further, and so on and so on.
>>557953128that's a given, anon.most stories don't have to say "escapism bad, btw this isnt real either", we see the message, we understand that deltarune's light world isnt real, and we understand it's a metaphor, there's no need to say the light world isnt real on top of that when it's a given
i'm not real
>>557953826so a honest ending about escapism bad wouldn't rape dark world only but also the light world
>>557953456>"GO TO THE BATHROOM, THERE'S SHIT COMING OUT OF YOUR ASS!"
When chapter 7 comes out will these threads finally die
>>557953128How can the message be "eacapism is bad" when the prophecy involves saving the worldS? Like its not just the light world that matters, clearly.
>>557954079no because then toby will announce the third game in the undertale seriesultra eden
>>557954079/hsg/ got resurrected, so long as people like these things they manifest and/or return in one way or another
Can we write something cute
>>557954235doesnt ralsei talk about the balance of light and dark? which is also why we wont seal the castle town's dark fountain
>>557953128>>557954235I think it's more about how life matters
>>557954413you do it
>>557954413Like what? Noelle becoming an obedient happy slave for (you) and taking human dick everyday after a long session of IceShocking darkners in another dark world?
>>557954639I think even more than that it will be about how our connections make life worth living. There is too much emphasis narratively placed on if Ralsei does or doesnt matter, and the darkners in general, when its clear they have genuine feelings. The moral of the story is not going to boil down to "lol Ralsei was just a fuckass toy, go outside and play baseball"
>>557953573Some ideas I had was:>When talking "mouth" goofily flaps open and closed>Unique talk gimmick is that dialogue looks like it was scribbled in the DS's art program>Includes drawings or images drawn as reaction>Their sound effects are severely bitcrushed>Act family friendly to a cringe inducing extent>Like if you took parts of tenna and ralsei, put them together, then cycled them through five layers of flanderisation>During classic "schizo boss breakdown", the screen finally flips up and turns on>Dialogue font turns into the sort you see in PC command lines>"Freedom" concepts focus on the idea of jail breaking your DS to let it play more games and be more entertaining
Toriel is a human child.
I want to have sexual intercouse with ralsei
>>557952496It really does fit pretty nicely, I didn't even think about that initially. Here's hoping this dynamic gets explored further, the main reason the Fun Gang are so dear to me is because you can always see these implications lurking in the background.
>>557955232who is toriel?
>>557955238rarusei my beeloved baaloved
>>557955238*uses Alphys' age-up ray*
>>557955478I like this dess design
Starwalker is the key Noelle dropped when making the CH1 fountain that's why you get the text"It APPEARS to be locked." when you interact with the gate but you get "It's locked." when you interact with any other locked door.Because it isn't locked.Because Noelle leaves it unlocked.Because she can't get in because she dropped her key.Starwalker is a KEY item.Starwalker is kept in the same pocket as the knife so we don't see it in the LW inventory.It all connects together it all makes sense.
>>557939198love this!
>>557955510Imagine Ralsei topping Susie
Fucking fave stole a piece of my 'za! Not cool!
>>557955843many such cases!
>>557955361a human child
>>557955843imagine susie making ralsei top her
>>557955510ANON NOOO ALPHYS DOESNT OWN AN AGE UP RAY, YOU DONT WANT TO USE THAT ANON!!!!
>>557955024It's about how Ralsei DOES matter. He's not a "Toy" he's a fucking person with actual feelings, and those connections stick with us.
ok but imagine deltarune fully releasing tomorrow
>>557955993Imagine Ralsei making Susie top him
>>557956069(laughs)
>>557955653>
>>557956091Imagine Ralsei and Susie topping Top Chef
>>557956091>* Nah. You fuck my pussy and you fuck it right, fluff boy.
>>557956201anon...this reaction image...I fucking kneel
>>557956304it's one of the spore deltarunes i made years ago
>>557956063No, its about how the question of him being real or not is irrelevant, he's still had a positive impact on Susie's life. He doesnt need to be one or the other, Susie just needs to appreciate him while she has him instead of getting caught up in justifying him
>>557956297>cut to Ralsei sobbing while plowing the shit out of Susie
muffet, papyrus AND asriel will all become important characters if I just believe hard enough!
>>557955868bro you can't be eating this much pizzait's not good for you
Papyrus divebombing off of MTT Tower just to practice his dramatic landing but he's a few inches off and absolutely obliterates the Nice Cream cart
>>557956567he could be saving some of it for another day, thats what I do with my pizzas
>>557955868>oliveshonestly puke-worthy.
>>557956662I will not stand for this abhorrent bait, damnation upon you anon
>>557956618catty and bratty immediately stealing all the ice cream off the ground and running off as nice cream guy cries
>>557956651i wasn't talking about the size of that pizza, i'm talking about him posting about a new pizza he's every other day.
>>557956662why are olives horrid, but pesto is dleicious?
>>557956782frisk forgot to press record so papyrus has to do it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfmVUsx6W5MInstallment N+1 of "Realizing A Regular Song Could Be About Deltarune"
/utg/ fucks with olives?
>>557956485Pretty muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0mHm8WNdM
>>557956782Cut forward to 10 years later where Catty has to do the same with a jetpack suit for an advertising campaign and somehow manages to claw herself directly into the starstones of Waterfall
>>557955843
>>557956930anons perfect pizza>olives>bell peppers>jalapenos>pepperoni>refried beans on top
>>557956930Why would I fuck with an olive?That sounds difficult. I think my penis would be more ideal to use for fucking.
>>557956869i tried pesto, i don't know if i lucked out on a bad brand or the fact that it was specifically "genovese" but it smelled like christmas and tasted sort of awful too.italians know a bunch of food, but i won't let them tell me anyting about "le traditionale" and some foods that i find awful.imagine letting the people that thought tomatoes are poison for half of pizza's history that pineapple is a no-no and in the same breath put tunafish, sardines and olives on pizza.pizza was a poor man's food and people put on what the pantry could give.so fucking suck me.i will eat canadian war crimes on italian ground (pizza hawaii) and they will like it.oh and cacio e pepe is pretty good.
>>557956930spaghetti alla puttanescafucking delicious
>>557957247femkris would say she has a dick just to mess with people
>>557957146Ralsus, my beloved
I only eat pizza once a month sometimes I skip a month thoIts only on a friday after some sort of inportant milestone or job done
>>557956930nothing beats a meat lovers with stuffed crust when possible for me
I wanna be the lettuce in the kralsusie sandwich.
>>557957493picked off and thrown out?
mama miba
>>557957493GodzillaSnow bunnyAnd bitch
>>557957358the most vile thing are moldy/blue cheeses imo. I worked in microbiology, I know how decay/rot spells in it's most concentrated form on a petri dish. blue cheese smells/taste like dangerous fungi.
>>557957521you discard nice and crunchy lettuce?what are you? a monster?
kralsusie but its not actually a poly thing and its just vessel's harem
Is ralsei actually a snow bunny?Think about it when he was black his robes had a little heart but once he was revealed tovbe white the heart turned into an ace of spadesThen the next chapter had a whole section about burly muscular black males surrounding him non-stop for like a third of the chapter
>>557957521>anon doesn't eat his veggies
>>557956930Mushrooms, pineapple, olives, sausage, jalapenos, cheeses are a combination of cheddar and blue, then dip the slices in garlic sauce.
ralsei has tramp stamp that says "FOR LIGHTNERS ONLY"
So the vessel was actually a colossal waste of timeAnd getting it would not actually change anything
>>557957715can we NOT discuss racial and sexual flagellating behaviors?
>>557957885ive never seen this momdyne image before
>>557957885I'm just the messager. Go talk to Toby about his weird disguised fetishes.
>>557957493Imagine the sheer WARMTH
>>557957642>>557957723i don't but uhhactually no, none of the fun gang would pick lettuce off a sandwichnevermind
>>557957885Shut up faggot, Ralsei is a snow bunny.
>>557955868people really eat this shit every day and then wonder why they're fat and tired and depressed all the time
>>557957493I need the sleepover
There has to be a breaking point that would cancel Deltarune
>>557957885>fishlightheh
>>557957826anon what in god's name is that combination
How do you explain the plot and lore of Deltarune to someone unfamiliar with it without sounding like a schizo that forgot their meds
>>557958176someone on the team will leak the chapters scripts because they decided they hate toby now, and toby will disappear from the internet
>>557957967>>557958131
>>557958197I think i sold it to my friend by saying>"you can rape lesbians"
fave ate stuffing out of the bowl with their bare hands yesterday while posting on /utg/. fave might be disgustingposting a tenna image to attract all the tennaposters to the thread
>>557958197Just tell them amthe story Ralsei tell us then say Kris and Susie are some school misfits that learn to like each other in an magical adventure
>>557957715He is a mimiga from Cave Story
>>557958197So there are these kids who fall into a kingdom of Darkness, and it's their job, along with the prince of said kingdom, to defend its Fountains from rival dark Fountains and prevent the end of the world.
>>557958319You do realize we don't count as your friends, right?
>>557958197frame it like narnia with kids going to a mythical worldeasy peasy
>>557958461yeah, i do.i know its scary for someone like you to realize that someone so different to you have friends.
>>557958289>Ralsei clinging to KrisThese artists know the way to my heart
>>557953286Snowy's written as a stupid jerk and MK seemed sympathetic to whatever Kris went through at the Shelter rather than dismissive, that's why they're afraid of entering in the first placeBerdly's hyperfocused on his grades and as we find out he and Kris play video games together just fine, it's hard to call him Kris's enemyFrom what we get from the ARG it seems that Kris was the one who left Noelle behind when Dess disappeared (which is how Berdly took Kris's place to begin with) and her whole thing is that she really wants to reconnect with them but doesn't know how BECAUSE of them acting like they don't like her, ferris wheel story includedToriel keeping Kris out of the loop comes from her being worried about Kris and not wanting to stress them out (note that she went to the hospital to ask about them acting strangely) and this goes both ways, with Kris wanting to keep everything that's going on on the down-low, both of these two act on "what they don't know won't hurt them" principle which is probably why Kris is so annoyed about Ralsei doing itPlus the flowers are "well-watered" and why would Toriel think to tell Kris that church was cancelled when they were out with a friend, that's not proof that she wants them gone or somethingThen on the other hand we've got>* Kris, it would be wonderful if you would sing with us.Who's the one who decided not to sing? Who's pushing who away?>* Kris. ... you and I... * Studied occult. Together.Who stopped coming over and why? Did the Cattenheimers, who seem to love Kris wholeheartedly, suddenly decide to lock them out?Plus one of the big things about Deltarune is how Kris is suddenly actually communicating with people and having lovely conversations with them because (We)'re driving, isn't that the telltale sign of a person who's kept people out rather than someone being forced out
>>557957826>pineapple, olive and blue cheesei'm actually find with all those ingredients individually but all on the same pizza?
>>557958563Are your friends Germans
>>557958341eating with your hands is goated
Wait so not only snow bunmy ralsei getting ganged up by black menThere's also dyke correction fetish with kris raping the lesbian until she loves him and forgets all about her girl crush...What is Toby trying to tell us????
>>557958583
-> FISH BOOB <-
>>557957826actual kris meal
Pesach newsletter screencap this
>>557911169Cute
>>557958658yes.as a matter of a fact: i think "friend" is a strictly offline thing.
>>557958735
>>557958913woah...
Would Kris still play video games with Berdly if he didn't suck ass and lose every time?
>>557958547I wish
god cursed me to be the only gay botfag on /utg/
>>557959112in every universe, in every au, berdly will always use x-ray mods on kris and berdlys minecrap server and claim he didnt use them
>>557958952
Would your fave eat the bugs, own nothing and be happy?
>>557959248Surely there's at least one more
>>557959434Ralsei already does two of these things
>>557959551*one
anons...i just figured out the meaning behind /utg/...you may want to brace yourselves. /utg/ stands forUnequivocally a Tranny Game
Spamtenna is lowkey kinda like Fakir x Ahiru from Princess Tutu. Spamton is like Ahiru, a duck who was turned into a human and turns back into a duck at the end but still has the memories of a human. Tenna is like Fakir fated to die via getting cleaved but averts his death and has no idea what to do with his life afterwards.This post has no meaning, I just want you guys to watch Princess Tutu
>>557959248sorry. one day ill draw mettaton that look like men. maybe
One day I will make the definitive Kris personality text file which will have all of their wonderful dipshit traits in one place
>>557959646I'd fully believe he lies about Darkners not needing food and eats some tasteless paste that gives him the bare minimum of nutrition.
>>557959718utg doesn't stand for anything retard, you're just supposed to say "uhtguh"
Deltarune should let you fulfill the prophecy unironically if you want to. With party members that enthusiastically want to also do that.
Editing the Kris personality text file while the game is running to give Kris even more funny mental disorders
Yellowfags make good posts challenge (99% IMPOSSIBLE)
>>557959410
>>557959421i enjoy this image you have posted, anon>>557959775no..no..you dont understand, im a maleanon. i want to suck mettatons robodick. im homo. im the king of yaoi. im the fag supreme
>>557959838i don't think he ever claims that, that's just assumed from the fact that playing cards don't need food
>>557959943what is a yellowfag
TV World should let you fill Tenna unironically if you want to. With Mikes that enthusiastically want to also do that.
>>557959924Crusader of Mod Theft’s prophecy is to die of cancer
>>557959838Ralsei didnt want to eat the cake because he knows what they are in the light world, he lied about it tasting good
>>557959892>>557959943*sniff* *cry* I-I just wanted to share a cool ancronym i just thought up with you guys *sniff* we're NEVER having a sleepover again
>>5579599941. it's pronounced "hello"2. don't call me a fag ever again
>>557959924There should be a fourth party member who loves the Prophecy and steals things from the player's inventory
>>557960069Nothing was stolen
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>557959943They don't like the series, they just like FURRY WAIFUS
>>557960138that's just spamton
>>557959925I will give themGingivitis
>>557959994They're fags who are yellow. They haven't been allowed to post here since we fought them in Nam.
qrd on jewish theft mod-adventure in dalet rune.
>>557959924Miss the recruit requirement
>>557959950
PLEASE toby just let me lick the inside of undynes thighs ONCE
>>557959963I just figured people post/draw mettatons too girly for gayanons to enjoy perhaps which was why its a curse but maybe thats not true maybe youre based
sex with women that hate you and are physically abusive and you're a shota
>>557960367>Alphys gets to propeller her tongue from one of Undyne's thighs to the other every nightIT'S NOT FAIR
>>557960350Toby's subversion raped him or something
holy shit, you're BLUE NOW, THAT'S MY POST! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
>>557959994People who like Undertale y*llow
>>557960360
>>557958840Yes please
>>557960398>basedheh, maybe you're right, anonbeing gay for femMTT is a much worse curse though and I pray nobody here is currently suffering. I did love those genderbend drawings an anon made on the whiteboard though, I'll get down on my knees for male OR female mettaton any day of the week
>>557959994A Simpson
>>557912069PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Please read and be better
>>557960398I'd like Mettaton to be reasonably masculine in frame and face, but with a plump ass and thighs. The way some people draw Tenna as borderline bara, but it should be Mettaton, and Tenna himself should be fatter.
>>557960407This but its men who like you and treat you sweetly and you're a loli
>>557960493wrong, it's actually me
>>557960252I got a frostmourne in case souls need to be taken?
>>557958840
>>557960808this is the most retarded thing.and i am an expert on retarded things, since i browse /utg/ for a few years.
>>557960851absolutely not
being a femMTT lover is hardbeing a fem-napstablook lover is even worse
>>557960350Typical Jewboy can't stand seeing something that wasn't his so he stole a mod from a woman and claims he made it
>>557960354Wait really How
>>557960973How many years are few years now?
K'risu
>>557960973kraut you're losing your verb tensesdon't go goner on me
>>557960931A FISH IS FINE TOO*unzips pants*
>>557960808Kris being an absolute speck of a human being is genuinely relevant because it's tied into their desire to be a Big Shot with FreedomNoelle being smaller when they were kids and getting teased by Kris relentlessly but growing up to be taller but left alone is meaningful as well
>>557961039If you miss them tenna and jackenstein die so i guess it will be the prophecy ending
>>557961029First. It's not even a womanSecond, Toby Fox doesn't do half the things required for his game himself, and no one cares.
>>557961114HE NEEDS A BURGER
>>557961000
>>557960808what a themlet
>>557961265what kids
>>557961179So, I did that. And it still had Ralsei doing... you know what
fishlove love fish fish for the win fish forever shyren smoochies
>>557960646I would have sex with the weeb fox character from UTY
>>557961029>steals things that aren't hispicrelvery problematic to say this about best ally.
I command you to stop replying to threadshitters THIS INSTANT young they/them.
hurgh! shyren smoochies!!!
>>557961431you're tensing my verblets at intersections very synatxly.
Whenever the word fish is posted, https://youtu.be/XWJUDYCU54Q starts playing in my head and I hate every second of it, I haven't even listened to it in like 8 years but it's still locked in the vault and refuses to get out
>>557961431fuck you you're not my mom>>557961420uhh israel dreemurr hahagerman cabbage man
Col is based because he loves the game not in a pozzed way like you do. Not him btw
>>557961216The Soul consumes 99% of all Kris eats
what if shyren had tummy? would you squeeze it?consider this. consider fat fish, please.
Tenna is based because he loves DarkBurgers not in a GLOOBY way like you do. Not him BTW.
>>557961617i might be garbage cabbage, but i get all the cabbitches.
>>557961420How'd Arabs leave Arabia
the whale
>>557961698this is agent erasure
>>557961420Hey Krautsie, any interest in Lexi chat with me where she hits on me and admits to being a ''libertarian maoist''? it could be useful leverage to you idk.
>>557961612Oh my god I thought I was the only one
>>557960686I like any mettaton but i usually lean where he's more feminine because im usually a waifufag but it's something im working on. Every day I grow more bisexual. And agree, genderbends are so fun and all of those were so great. The swatches might have been my fave>>557961017people dont draw napstablook enough in general. fem cop deltarune blooky...im thinking....im thinking...>>557960819listening and learning
>>557961758That movie starts off with the guy masturbating to gay porn which is pretty funny.
>>557961721my cutesie wutesie cabbage patch kid
>>557961839no, and i am really not interested in talking to you if you call me that.
>>557961698
>>557961773I think the agent Idea would be cooler if the body wasnt a slug, if it was a disembodied entire body I think I could like the agent idea more, it makes it more scary/monster-like and more interesting. what if shyrens body and shyrens head lived together? or are neighbors? can you befriend shyrens body and not her head? they must have different personalities. does agent like cooking? we have to come up with new lore for agent because toby has given up on undertale
>>557961698Shes cuter when just a head
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS [#1 RATED SALESMAN 1997] BECAU5E HE LOVES [KROMER] NOT IN A [GAMESHOW HOST] WAY LIKE U DO!1! NOT HIM [BUY THE WAY!!!]
>>557961612For me, it's thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ITGzPFkgro
The snow has finally melted enough for my neighbors to let their cows out into their pasture again! It's been a month! I know nobody cares but I was super excited to see them!!Cowboy Papyrus YEEEHAW
>>557961865>...im thinking....im thinking...im thinking too....i see the potential...
>>557961989this is fat shyren>>557961698this is fat shyren's AGENT tummyboth are good but they're differentlike sans said about shyren's lower body (after mentioning gaster words) for some fucking reason>>557962007toby was having proto gaster head/body disconnected thoughts with shyren and with mad dummy and knight knight and even froggit's silhouette like mimikyuUauugughg head was disconnected body was disconnected true lab controller input
>>557961758Unironically Painter would be a gotefag if Ralsei looked like that.
Telling my friend all about the pippinsverse and all about my OC and having some laughs at the funny things, all is well in life this has been so much fun
>>557962115aww I wish I had neighbors with animals
>>557962146>mimikyuUauugughg headgreat post but did a part of your brain suddenly get gonered? did you have a wing ding gaseizure or something?
>>557962007I think the agent being a weird slug monster is the most interesting thing about shyren, it's so random. Which makes it hard to "work" with when it comes to headcanons or even drawing shyren but it has to be that way.
I want a bishop darkner
>>557962263I wish I had a friend to talk about pippins with. I should start playing the minecrap server again but I NEED to finish mother 3>>557962387I think the slug idea is neat but the slug should still have arms/claws. the ingame sprite shows that the agent is just a slug head and shyrens arm is just an optical illusion which always saddens me
>>557962263envious...
i did it...i SAVEd the thread with fishposting
>>557960069If I had a nickle for every time a CoL joke I made got turned into an ongoing /utg/ bit, I would have 2 nickles.
>>557961370
>>557962115Cows are nice
>>557961949Okay sure thing.>>557962429the fire extinguisher that ironically was the most important?
Haven't drawn Pippins shit like 3 days I should do it again soon.
do not draw pippins shit
>>557961949Kwautsie, we will bully you by loving you. The more we will love you the more you will be mad.We love you kwautsie
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
draw pippins shit
Do draw Pippins piss
>>557962115I care, cows and cowboys are cool
These Pissins are Pipping me off...
Shyren = microphone head (Mike)Shyren's agent = microphone stand (tail of hell)
>>557962812Why wasn't the fire extinguisher guy more prominent in the area? Or why wasn't there a Darkner for that massive church Organ with teeth that look like keys?
Do Pippins dream of original piss
28 days until spring
Mom, the strange people at the party are talking about pee pee and poo poo again
Sleepy apple (sleeple)
poo poopee peenow mommyhas to change me
Pippins was the subject of the first Deltarune piss porn image right after chapter 1 when he was still called SladI can't prove this because it was a now deleted Pixiv post but I wouldn't lie about this
>>557963592slad????
>>557963592https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3023615&tags=sladThis?
>>557963592word salad
>>557963592your memory liesyour mind lies
I'm a powerscaler and a shipper and I love Deltarune
>>557962515I think the optical illusion is neat and very undertale but im also filtered by it. My tastes are not esoteric enough to not want a bitch with a body
>>557963729Oh that's the exact one
>>557963729Pippinsfags = Pissfags confirmed forever plus I will be calling them Slad from now on no takebacksies
shyren x dusa from hades
SLAD???????
>>557963987I think it's pronounced Ess-Lad
>>557963717>>557963987"Slad" was their filename (or rather just the red one) when you looked at the sprite files. Pippins didn't come until Chapter 3.
>>557963857theres an orbfucker general on /trash/ that I never visit, maybe I should introduce shyren to them. Ive heard theres lots of drawfags there. one of the best wigglepainters in the world draws there so maybe if im lucky they'll draw shyren
she slad on my lad till i fucking die
>>557962737gaster would probably speak japanese. the aristocratic language
Am I right slads or am I right slads?
I remember searching up Slad on devientart and getting this, the first Pippins oc.
i'm just a filthy sloid
>>557962821Goddammit guys I didn't mean shit literally.
Ewe is pronounce yooWhat if (you) is actually ewe?
>>557964194you lie
>>557964138https://youtu.be/vj5f8Xct624
>>557963446>ywn cuddle with sleepy kriswhy live?
Pippins is actually the middle name, the full legal name is Sladerick P. Toylet
>>557964074please repost the wigglepaints but also "orbfucker general" is making me laugh like a maniac
>>557964074show us some of their wiggles
>>557964162Pippins OC AND a Lancer-likeA fusion of AUtism past, present and future
>>557964342TOILET ???????
>>557964162>unironically better than 98% of /utg/ oneshttps://youtu.be/L8XbI9aJOXk
>>557964074There is???? You gotta hook me up man
>>557964058That's not true. We knew of that name before chapter 3.
skibidi toylet
Chara's feet smell so bad she could kill horses with them
>>557964364>>557964375>>557964468they go by ligma, a lot of their art is on rule34 and a lot of it is just orb-shaped characters with pussies or huge dicks. ive never actually posted in the general but they lust over kirby, starlow, and other round characters
>>557964162A strangely common combination
>>557964641ok but for real how the fuck did they confuse cups of butter for buttercupshow did they manage to make even remotely edible-looking cookies with fucking flowers instead of butterhow many fucking cookies did they make in order to need CUPS of butterhas toby ever baked anything
>>557964641I was going to make a disgusting "cunny" response for the meme but I genuinely couldn't bring myself to type it out due to repulsing myself.
>>557964694heres some of their lewdshttps://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=26073234https://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=25505184https://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=25505183https://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=25505177I found them after trying to learn how to practice wigglypaint more. theyre a really good artist
>>557964849It was a pie
>>557963269well, a fire extinguisher is rarely needed but when you need him he's a literal lifesaver? my guess.
come to the orbfucker general and save some time
>>557964849Well if you lived in a magical fae kingdom of quirky little characters that runs on wordplay it's not that much of a stretchBut really I think it was supposed to be a prank that went awry
>>557964941was it supposed to be a literal butter pie
Fire extinguisher guy should have been the focus instead of Gerson
>>557964694Thank you, this persons art style is very cute, i don't know what I expected. Lashawna ball oc I guess
>>557964849Children are fucking stupid. It's why we sent them to prison camps for their first 18 years.
hmm, I could learn how this artist draws their orb characters, then draw my own wigglypaints of shyren. im already fairly good at wigglypaint so it shouldnt be too hard
>>557965085why did you lie about having a girlfriend
>>557965197I didn't. I am not showing you her face after you chipped out about that other chick
>>557965180Delightfully devilish anon. Thats a good idea though, nothing wrong with doing style studies. I for one would like to see it
>>557964162>>557964407the paper trail deltarune comic RUINED chapter 1 era ocs. we can make better ones...we have the technology...we can design big tittied checkers npcs if we work hard enough
>>557965156it should be abundantly clear immediately upon trying to make the pie crust that adding flowers to flour is not going to workif nothing else, the end result should be so obviously wrong that asgore shouldn't be stupid enough to eat it
>>557965293then why did you spend your entire valentines day on here
PLEASE stop sucking namefags dicks anon, please just take the cock out of your mouth. repress your homoerotic urges and stop giving them replies
>>557965404Asgore is fucking stupid. It's why he spends the players first 20 levels pissing on the flowers in his throne room.
>>557960819Based
Nobody ever wants to suck my dick.
>>557965627noh~
>>557965627SHUT UP!!!THEY’RE MY PUNCHING BAGS!!!!!! woof
>>557965773i would if we lived nearby
>>557965726She's so fucking cute. How does one aquire a girl like this?
>>557964849Chara is a little bitchlet and did it on purpose
OK boys, what's your ball size
If you take undertale and deltarune stories too seriously they fail. Toby isn't that good.
love my boy...fave
>>557962107I also think about that scene when I see fish posts sometimes. Great thinks mind alike
>>557966132It's nice we get the occasional new art of him that's not mettatenna junk
>that tumblr post where toby is roleplaying as sans and makes an implied connection between shyren's lower body and gasterGastropod/snail Gaster is starting to make more sense.
just saw this right now sorry anon, will add these when I have the time
The future is now, old manhttps://litter.catbox.moe/4qlegbytl0vbsk9p.mp4
>>557965934dont i know it
>>557966394shyren's "lost" (dead/missing) sister is shyra who was buried with the microphone and mike is tied to gaster and friend tooif mike is a fish and friend is a cat...
>>557966394What if Gaster is a ghost possessing a puppet
>>557966394green gastropod gaster. the GGG...
>>557966532I will call this cool new theory... Ghoster.
Shant watch that video
>>557966765>>557966765>>557966765Hop on
>>557966316yes, mettatenna is trash but at least it domino effect'd some new mtt art and mania into the ecosystem, including mine in a way.
>>557919898cute and I know it
