Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #330 - Daisy Bedridden Edition------>>Current Mario News, Links, and Releases<<「!」Mario Kart World has officially released!「!」Donkey Kong Bananza + DK Island & Emerald Rush DLC has officially released!「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree: Switch 2 + TV update has officially released!「!」Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 (Switch) has officially released!「!」Mario Tennis Fever has officially released!>Future Release Dates:「!」40th anniversary content「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book releases Spring 2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YluJneE1bMo「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park releases March 26th, 2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVB3hZoOF0A「!」The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Sequel releases on April 1st, 2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP5RGz_CRFM---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64, Sunshine, etc. Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/https://gamebanana.com>/smbg/ Anon Interest and Etc.Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!/smbg/ link compilation: https://rentry.org/g6233fq8/smbg/ writeanon compilation: https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)----Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXlghM6-KhEOP Template: https://rentry.org/84xasgm8Previous World: >>557086152
>>557953745Baby Daisy wasn't allowed in the game because she could fix everything. (...actually they're all doctors)
>>557953745This game is fun.
Look at her go.
My sister made me an AI Geno birthday cardWorst part isIt looks good
>>557954463no! the game flopped in japan if we compare it to aces launch physical sales! (ignore that Aces was a freak outlier that sold more than any other mario sports game and that Fever is selling normal)
>>557955092AI is good.
Bronze Goddess Empress
>>557954897Her?
daisy works in a brothel and has had multiple abortions from leg locking her clients
>>557955614All cows are female.
>>557955092As long it's not promptslop.
>>557955352you can already smell the incense from afar
>>557961969i still don't like that the mini lumas have mouths, but this moment is cute
she looks so much better than movie peach
>>557961969SOUL
>>557962786To be fair the Illumination designers were being held at gunpoint this time. Hopefully they'll do the same with Daisy and with Pauline's inevitable redesign
>>557961969>no multiple colored Lumas in Fever (Lumalee is nice but the other colors missing is weird)>or Toads (technically appear in adventure but are CPU only, despite Super Rush including them)>or Birdos (8 Deluxe and Tour have them but the Camelot spin-offs never do for some reason)Tickles my autism just a bit, especially since they added a color for Paratroopa and re-added Purple Yoshi from Aces after Super Rush removed it. None of the Camelot spin-offs include Black or White Shy Guy, Yoshi, and Birdo either even though 8 Deluxe does.
>>557967014>Daisywill not be in movies ever again, I'm afraid.
>>557967014>To be fair the Illumination designers were being held at gunpoint this timeThat is corporate fanfiction you've made up in your mind, otherwise we wouldn't have things like Bowser Junior's horrid 3d model and these ugly generic mouthy Lumas.Rosalina likely just ended up looking good because she was lucky to be assigned to an Illumination artist who understands cartoony stylization a bit better. You can see that a lot in their other movies, some characters look utterly gross compared to others because not all assignments go to the same people.
>>557961969will they have the balls to sacrifice them
>>557955158>NormalFever underperformed even compared to fucking Ultra Smash, which was a series low.The game is a blatant flop. Western sale numbers will throw even more dirt on it.
>>557970563ultra smash had next to no digital sales from japan, but keep coping
>>557972205You would fail to provide Ultra Smash digital sales since Nintendo doesn't tell us those and the only one here trying to defend a flopping game is you so I don't know why you're pretending you're not the one coping about something in this thread.
>>557972357See you when the game sells over a million.
>>557970563>>557972357>obviously watched that snoy video and came here to regurgitate it and seethe about nintendo againWhy don't you stick to getting btfo on the famitsu threads instead, faggot.
Daisy, my beloved.
>>557972580They tried to make threads about it on /v/ and it backfired immediately when sony announced they're shutting down one of their studios kek
>>557972580>-schizobabble combined with admission that he is a /v/irgin-I think you would enjoy going back to those threads more since you clearly like to dwell around them.
>>557972743BASED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E
>>557967014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdx2VjdL2cY
>>557972764>-schizobabble combined with admission that he is a /v/irgin->knew that he was talking about /v/ without him mentioning it You exposed yourself
>>557954463just about to play more Mario tennis fever
>>557972456and it will
>>557969469now that they made the lumas lean even more towards being cute and childlike? 0 chance
>>557975836The chance was always 0. This is Illumination.
>>557972743Which one is being shut down?
>>557969469All they would really have to do is show the lumas were reborn like every other character. Still won't happen though.
>>557978813Bluepoint. The studio they used when they wanted a remaster of a game.
>>557975836the first luma we see in the movies is a suicidal lumathere will be lumas dying.
>>557975836>>557977312I don’t know about that. Keep in mind the Lumalee in the first movie spent most of its screen time talking about death and how awesome it was, so it wouldn’t shock me if Illumination did do something with the concept.
pretty sure the synopsis of the movie includes the fact that it will be emotionalthere will likely be "deaths" but they'll show it like mario galaxy did it, in a bittersweet note.
>>557961969>>557962786she looks great. It's awesome to see mario characters in high quality movie animation (even if know the movie itself will be fucking shit)
I had this idea the other day about how this movie could go meta with the universe-reset concept by introducing a reset button plot device. That would be awful. Still, I'm interested how they'll handle the implied universe reset at the end of SMG, upending Christian eschatology.
>>557982037There is a massive difference between "lol cute thing said dark thing" gags which Illumination and slopwood do all the time and "actually commiting to a heartfelt dramatic universal rebirth plot line'.They're not going to do that, and even if they did it, they would likely fumble it so fucking badly in execution that it would make you wish they did not.
>>557967043At least Koopa Troopa and Paratroopa got multiple color variations.
>>557984227It happened in Galaxy, things got reset...
I've gotten to A rank in fever and now I'm too nervous to keep que'ing
>>557994964The Mario Kart online syndrome, you raise your rank and then get scared of losing it.
>>557994964do it, faggot
>>557994964A rank is relatively low in Fever. S is when you start hitting a wall and lose more rating when you lose compared to winning.
>>557996074I have a positive win rate but this happens to me in every game with a rating system. the better I do the more anxious I get
>>557994964The only time I felt like this in a video game was when I was playing master duel. Then again in master duel it's more justified because you can wreck shit with a pet deck pre diamond but once you hit diamond everyone becomes a paypig metaslave
I love Luigi
https://x.com/ooneupart/status/2024584437011279959
>>558005248they did a good job on this pauline render
bros am I cooked...
>>>/v/733390164
>>558009834>they got to the gremlin toothe internet blender corrupts all overtime
anyone want to play Mario 3d world?
>>558011504forgot the switch version had online
>>558011504no
>>558008913rip>>558019180>most likely doesn't even have the game
>wanted to watch Mario maker youtuber I haven't watched in 6 years>couldn't find channel no matter what I searched>hail nary attempt search "bald mario maker guy">he's the first resultYouTube search fucking blows in 2026
>>558028423How is that not accurate? It can't read your mind.
Maybe a weird idea but I really want a SMB trading card game.
>>558053858daisy sex.
I really am sick of "fan" artists putting giant tits on characters that don't have them.
>>558063230gay
>>558063230It's fine if the tit matter is stolen from another character whose breasts get smaller by an equal amount
So long gay anon
>>558063230Straight and true.
>>558065573You're also gay.
>>558065895why do you want straight men to turn gay?
>>557973026KEK
>>>/v/733463042
>>557984227I don't think they are going to adapt the SMG story in this movie though. Like it looks like it's a brand new story so far with the only shared point being that at a point Peach's castle gets lifted, but even that ends up being totally different from the games since the castle seems to fall in some random planet instead of being taken by Bowser, who isn't even the main villain.
Would you change any of the mario casts Final Smashes?
I think tonight is a Mario 2 (USA) night
Do you think Mario fans are also SpongeBob fans?
>>558075435Yes. Mario just being a generic big fire ball is really boring and Bowser being a reference to the Melee final boss instead of an actual Bowser thing are both lame.
>>558075435I'd bring back Negative Zone. Peach's final smash can change into something a little more useful. Just make it Showtime related or something. I don't mind the simple final smash for Mario as it suits him instead of a big flashy thing but he should get something that packs a little bit more of a punch . It'd also be cool to actually be able to control Giga Bowser again, it's pretty cool to use him.
>>558076292I played all of world 1 and my hand started to hurt. I may be getting old... Also is there a second Health upgrade in 1-3? I remember where the warp is it and the first Health upgrade.
>>558005203https://vocaroo.com/1oFpGDfBK6u1
>>558085624>>558085836I'm seeing double! Four Vocaroos!
>>558075435Change Bowser to Fury Bowser, Peach to something less embarassing, Mario should have a more cinematic fireball
>>558075435>>558076292don't care for smash mario stuff at all
I want to quit my job and play Mario for a living
>>558087969How much do you think that'll earn you?
>>558085836I love Luigi...
>>558089309I would get paid in spaghetti
Luigi isn't gay
>>558089780Can't pay the bills with spaghetti, but I guess you won't go hungry
>>558090107>Can't pay the bills with spaghettiWhat do you mean? I would be making so much dough
>>558047138A shame this fag is another Peachser (bowseach?) shipper.Fuck em all to hell.
>>558075435Just say it's the Ultra Flame and voillá
>>558063230on-middel fag tears will never stop being this salty, douse it all on my kfc fries please.
>>558075435Unless Nintendo doesn't pull a Fury Bowser, keep it.It's just Shinku Hadoken x Fire Flower projectile
>This is the current thinktank of the Smash roster prediction circlejerk at this moment https://youtu.be/k9zJuAsIVAcThoughts? Specifically on the Mario related predictions.
>>558091410I'm not watching your YouTube video
>>558091410Go away.
What Mario games do anons play?
>>558091410I pray to god we don't get a slop bros announcement until 2028 at least.
>>558091670Mario 2 today. Waiting for the Wonder update.
Im curious to why can't you Smash fags just revive your general....Is it really that hard to outautism dedicated shitposters or is it because your jerking over who's in or not has no true substance comparedto characterfagging in other games?
Pizza Tower feels more on-topic than Smash
https://youtu.be/w4c2EC1gbk0?si=wzzGBGBXB0zDPbCKWish Wario in official Smash had this amount of love put into this
I'm not watching your video either
>>558091410>PaulineThe worst part is that I can actually see this being true, considering how much Nintendo shills her these days.
>smash trash
How peaceful is Sarasaland compared to the Mushroom Kingdom?
>>558091670I've played Mario games, yes.
>>558092471Will you watch mine?
>>558093684Are you Mario?
>>558092471said Sakurai as he gripped his Giga Spicser plush ever so tightly.
Smashing Vivian's pussy (anus) is more on-topic than Smash
Where can I watch the Super Show?
>>558094647On the internet.
>>558094734Give me a link, Paisano
>>558091908/ssbg/refugees in the Mario threads, like other smashfags, just want to take over discussion and not remake their place (probably since smash discussion is dead) Literally any time you give them an inch here they just take it as an invitation to start spamming it. It went from final smash discussion to smash 6 cope shit extremely fast.
>>558094647i think they're on youtube
>>558094902Can confirm, seen it happen in other generals.
>>558094826I don't spoonfeed. I've given you enough, you should be able to find it, and easily at that.
>>558095008Thanks, paisano>>558095201Smoke my pole
>>558094647>>558095008Yeah, I believe we watched the Mario super show with youtube links when we pulled like 10 episodes for the cytube in the past. Check there first.
>>558095282What pole? There's no pole here.
>>558094902i gave him an inch, didn't know he'd just start posting shill speculation links, my bad
>>558091670Mario tennis fever recently.
Where does the belief zoomers have that Bowser is a "good dad and king" come from? Bowser barely cares when his son gets blown up to falls into a black hole and the literal first time he ever interacting with one of his minions in a game was him crushing Kamek in Yoshi's Island, in general in RPGs he is a rowdy bully to them most of the time with very rare moments of genuine respect.The character barely shows those traits, and when he does, they're not even consistent. Like the way he acts in SMRPG towards them is just not at all the way he talks and acts in PM1 and PM2.
>>558075435I'd rather a whole kit instead of a changed final smash.
>>558095917>the literal first time he ever interacting with one of his minions in a game was him crushing Kamek in Yoshi's IslandCome on anon, Bowser was a baby there to be fair.
>>558095917Probably the RPGs like you said but also the Sunshine ending.
Bowser is clearly a bad dude but I do think he treats his minions with some respect and he does care about his son. That doesn't make him a good king though. The Mushroom Kingdom would fall apart under his rule.
>>558096718Why hasn't the Koopa Kingdom fallen apart then?
>>558096927Koopa kingdom has literally fallen before (right on top of bowser and the koopalings)
>>558096927I would say the koopa kingdom is militaristically strong but other than that they don't have much. Their land sucks. Just a bunch of fires and volcanoes.
>>558097368lolhttps://youtu.be/X4monaBsyfg?si=hbWc9GqFcp9kvRlf&t=612
Now this is some good discussion
>>558097371I guess they just steal everything they need then.How horrid. Just like the United States.
>>558095917>Good dadPromotional materials, that bit in Sunshine, him swallowing his pride to attend the heroes party when Junior wants to go in Super Sluggers, making the Tower in Mario Party Island Tour so that Junior could play Hero, him x2 blowing up Peach's Castle partially because the Bros beat up the Juniors in Paper Jam, him telling the Koopalings to look out for Junior in Bowser Jr..'s Journey, etc. He's still a villain and uses his son as a minion/general, but by villain standards, he's decent.>Good kingThe RPGs primarily. His minions sing his praises and he was willing to take the Elite Trio back in after they betrayed him several times. His motives in Mario + Rabbids 2 and Dr. Mario World revolve around helping his minions. The end credits of Brothership had him double back to grab two Goombas that were going to miss the portal back home and hurl them into it, making him the last to leave.
Huh... I thought people were joking but he really does make two flurries lick his feet
>>558098243You think people would joke about that?
>>558098341I thought it was one of those "Haha what if he did it as a joke. Wouldn't that be weird? Haha" kind of memes
>>558098243The show is honestly kind of a beautiful mess in how awkward it is. I liked when /smbg/ got together to watch some episodes lol.
I don't know about these Birdo designs.>>558098843I'm entertained so far at the very least. I caught a few episodes when I was a kid but never went back to watch it. Honestly I think I saw way more of the Mario 3 cartoon as a kid.
I've never thought about how isolated Peach's castle is in Mario 64. There's not even a road leading to it anywhere. Mario arrives via pipe (which he probably would have even if there was a road but still)
>>558095917Can you just be transparent and admit you're posting this because you're mad you saw people on twitter pointing out movie Bowser is a generic evil guy that mistreats his minions?
>good>badDoesn't matter really. The most important thing about Bowser is that he's fucking cool. When you realize that then you truly understand what makes bowser great
>>558101986Bowser can be cool and a blundering buffoon at the same time, that's why he's enjoyable >>558097548
>just realized we're only 17 days away from Mar10Crazy how time flies
>>558103517Maybe we'll actually get some real news instead of all the trash as of late
https://youtu.be/OIJqzakvCYc
We're never getting a soulful 3d animation like this one again right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ZU3uQIgAw
>>558101986>>558102970One of the reasons why I hate the Mario Movie, the characterization was completely off
>>558103517>Mar10based, can't wait.
>>557962786I want to see movie Rosalina"s butthole so badly
I boughted pokemonMario games for this feel? Also Mario golf arrives tomorrow
>>558108005Why the shit did you buy both
>>558108213Cause you still gotta catch em all (and be the best that you can be)
Donkey Kong Cereal!
>>558091670still play odyssey, recently played mario and luigi brothership and super paper mario. SPM especially has a wonderful aesthetic. Makes me nostalgic of late 2000s
>>558104807Don't remind me....
>>558104807So what do they look like underneath?
>>558113317probably has charcoal black skin underneath based on the eye holes
>>558118010DAS RACIST
>>558104807It's fucked up that a short clip like this characterizes everyone so much better than the 90 minute movies are able to.
>>558091410bro every fan roster is worse than the last and the roundabout perfect argument for a reboot instead
>Smashies
>>558130667A reboot is a total meme.
>more Smashies
>>558135440Every Mario is the same Mario, so Smash is just as relevant as every other Mario spin off.
>Smashies retard logic
kremling merch when
Anyone have any other videos/soundtracks similar to this? No ai slop please.https://youtu.be/J2QE8pR2lX4?si=nJ2bIrh_kHCUAA2w
>>558136257Miyamoto trumps your headcanon.
I warned you about Smash fags, paisanos.
Bob Hoskins is canon then
>appears>starts talking about the multiverse and offers mario and co. to join the smash team to protect said multiverse>leaves
>>558140264>Fox is going to 9/11 Bowser JrMovie of the year!
>tfw such a high rank in tennis that my queues are slow>my queues for any other modes is faster
>>558103517Can't wait to get more kino like the kino as of late like the best Mario Tennis.
>>558142638Yeah, like the movie.
>>558096927They're just good at rebuilding, just not good at keeping it together for a very long time.
>>558108005I'm honestly about to do the same shit. Game Freak laced some black magic on this, they knew what they did here
>>558147238No, I meant games, not snoyvies.
>>558134967Smash sissy, you're getting your Ultimate port (or NS2 Edition) and you will like it.
>want to do a search for "Mario Tennis">accidentally search for "Mario Penis"Oh no mama mia...
>>558141417Reminder https://x.com/i/status/639086189551726592
>Mario Penis
>>558150274MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!! THEY POSTED A PIC OF ME!!!!
>>558150274damn, no wonder Peach left him for the blue blur.
>>558150274>editing>>558150629>old fanfic image of peach literally calling blue blur worse at sex than the plumberkek
>>558140264We literally had a fruitful discussion about this unconfirmed leak the other thread. Do you have to drag everything to smash shit. Crossovers existed before that game.
>>558149729We love all of Mario here, shitposter. After all>Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!
Yandere side of Peach. Skating with Amy.
>>558152275yes we can discuss all of mario, but we can also dislike some discussion (movie slop)
>>558152807>we can also dislike some discussionOnly non-Mario discussion. We love discussing the movie here, shitposter.
>>558153236>Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!This just states we can discuss everything, not that we have to love a thing Miyamoto left the games for.
>>558153654Also i'm not using "we" in the "i have an army that agrees with me and not you" like we're both seemingly using "we" in that shitposter way. You can like the movie, i don't as much (i'm not the original replier you were talking with either)
>>558153654Only shitposters want to ruin the general with negative discussion, don't exploit vague wording loser.
>>558154353meds
>>558154353Criticism exists. This isn't a positive only hugbox nor is it a negative spamming central. Both can be balanced.
>>558154532Criticism exists but we have certain bad actors dedicated to shitting on everything about the movies. You can't bring the movies up without at least one of them rearing their head.
>>558154757nta but a movie webm that was posted here earlier didn't get shitted on
>>558157481A simple webm, wow.
>>558152275we discuss mario, including our opinions of mario.
>>558159670it was a new teaser webm that had multiple replies not completely shitting on it >>557961969
>>558150629After SEGA banned Sonic's wife Sally Acorn from ever appearing again, he's been desperate for any crumb of royal pussy he can get just to try to recapture the high. It's very sad.
>>558161210Sally constantly cucked Sonic too, which makes it more sad.
>>558100520There is a road, you can drive on it in Mario Kart 64. It's just not finished in Mario 64.>>558108384DO DO DO DO DOO DOO
I got this today, without the box of course, for $10 at a thrift store.But it has a shit ton of weird blood like stains.
Fucking stupid ass stain is stuck there
>>558164361Whoever wore that shirt last murdered someone in it
>>558089470Me too, btw our last game in Luigi Circuit 4 is up nexthttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>558164361looks like a water stain
>>558170426I wonder what the birdofag here thinks about vivian.
>>558170686NTA but>birdocool dinosaur creature with a hole that can shoot eggs>viviancringe shadow thingin conclusion birdo wins
>>558170686nta but birdo is the more creative design while I want to actually fuck vivian
>>558170130Oh no I took that pic while washing it by hand with a supposed stain remover soap
>>558166107Could be But hey, us third worlders need to take what we can get when it comes to vidya merch, even if it was a limited edition shirt for Mario's 35th. Anniversary used by a murderer.