Previous: >>557876657>[New Info] "Ordeal Call II" Release Announced!Release Planned for:Mid-March 2026https://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0217_new_chapter_oc2/>[Campaign] Ordeal Call II Pre-Release Campaignhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0215_pre_oc2_cp/2026-02-17 20:00 PST (GMT -8) - 03-20 20:59 PDT (GMT -7)>[Summon] Ordeal Call II Pre-Release Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0215_pre_oc2_pu/2026-02-17 20:00 - 02-28 19:59 PST (GMT -8)>[Summon] Valentine's 2026 Free Quest Backup Kyokutei Bakin Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0212_valentine_2026_qbpu/2026-02-12 20:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[Summon] "Fate/strange Fake" Premiere Celebration Richard I Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0204_sf_pu2/2026-02-06 20:00 - 03-01 19:59 PST>[Event] Valentine's 2026 - Beyond the River of Chocolatehttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0127_valentine_2026/2026-02-04 00:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[Summon] Valentine's 2026 Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0203_valentine_2026_pu/2026-02-04 00:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlRate Up Tracker: https://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.pngQuartz for next Summer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/alter-faq
Schoolgirl Yuyu...
new old bread!
Every thread until
>>557964636
>>557964828There's definitely been a lot of threads without it
*begs for forgiveness at Morgan feet*
I'm new to the game, I'm at the end of Orléans. What should I spend my weird rainbow crystals on? I know I shouldn't buy story summon stuff but that's about it
...
>>557965131Have a look at the wiki to find characters you like and save for them.
>>557965131>his next stop is septemStay strong, brother. You're about to experience the worst fgo has to offer
>>557965321that's LB 6
>>557965131
>>557965302the wiki? like the thing I'll find on google? or something more specific?>>557965321Yeah so I've heard. I just hope sometimes there'll be some good writing along the way>>557965463thx
Can someone qrd the lostbelts to me? I skipped the story because it was gay and boring
>>557965697ehh its not canon so dont bother
>>557965697Idk I skipped it too
>>557965572https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Fate/Grand_Order_WikiaAlso look at this:https://grandorder.gamepress.gg/
PUNCH
>>557965572That tier list is really not a beginner oriented tier list, save your SQ for Castoria who likely gets a banner soon (anywhere from a few days to a month from now), she's by far going to be the most helpful servant for a completely fresh account with no servants Roll the FP gacha every single day, the servants there are actually fairly good
>>557965463Why is Lilith higher rank than Summer Castoria? Every enemy that matters is immune to her charm meanwhile half the bosses and raid enemies have "Threat to Humanity" for Summer Castoria.
The pope is marriage material?!
>>557965321>>557965572its not horrible, but its bad even for old gacha "balablabla oh no we are being attacked, anyway blabla, oh no we are being attacked, blabla, etc"
>>557965697Lost....belts? Is that after fuyuki?
>>557965697>>557965772>>557965792oh? I started playing because I thought the story was good at some point>>557965839thank you very much>>557965871Ok thanks. I have Enkidu, Oda Nobunaga, Gray and Caster of Okeanos. I know Enkidu is quite cool, the others though I don't know if they're good
>>557965919She deals more damage
>>557965990actually before
>>557966019>I know Enkidu is quite coolFinally, a good post
>>557966019Yeah, the story does get significantly better.
do you like feet
>>557965131>>557965572Tough it out until Camelot and if you like Camelot you'll like the rest of the game. I also never thought Septem was as bad as everyone else does, London is easily the worst main story chapter for me and Tunguska is also just horrible but that won't be for a long while.
fuck me I really might end up rolling for charlemagne’s banner because of don quixote why cant poolter come with the don ffs
Servants like this?
NP2 Summer Melusine achieved irl.
>>557966019The story gets good at Camelot LB6 is considered the best story chapter generally
calm down retards i was just joking about being new
>>557966162he really is>>557966168good to know cool>>557966251I do like feet. I mean pretty white like milk feet>>557966374it's good to see that people have divergent views on these arcs
>>557966491
>>557966604>it's good to see that people have divergent views on these arcsI mean don't get too excited by that, I think basically everybody will agree that compared to everything from Camelot onwards those beginning chapters are basically all bad. Your enjoyment of each of them will pretty much depend on how much you like their casts since the stories are basically all lame as fuck.
>>557966587New guy here. This isn't me
>>557966759Yeah sure I understand. I heard the first chapters are not long so I'll just breeze through them little by little
Save for her.
>>557966929
>>557967062So many kb...
>>557967081
>ascending summer okita>huh? "Where'd I put my jetpack", you say?This is how you know you're dealing with a bad writer.
>>557967291https://x.com/una_dondon/status/2024439345915318588
I will personally commit to raising all my servant's motherhood scores
>>557967368bro is wearing a diaper
>>557967404Don't call me a hero. I'm just doing what had to be done
>>557967404Girls like it when you wear a diaper and act like a baby.
>>557967594only mid girls
okita j soles
morgan is chris brown and im rihanna
>>557967375
>>557965963>We've got wyverns!
>>557969693what is this
>>557969693her face when I told her to get inside the cumjar again and then I fill it with my semen and occasionally piss and blood
>>557965131Hi sweaty, here are the resources you might find useful!https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Fate/Grand_Order_Wikiahttps://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/https://apps.atlasacademy.io/drop-lookup/#/And finally automata for farming later once you're done with the story chapters: https://github.com/Fate-Grand-Automata/FGAHave fun!
>>557969797One of the fairies that deserved better
My wife. Jalter!
>>557970048>fandom instead of atlas db
>>557970369Raping Jannu's tits...
>>557970476
>>557970332
>>557970476>rapingShe'll let you do it willingly if you'll listen to the good word of the Lord
>>557970662I hate this doujin because they both took turns being the futa instead of both of them having the penis at the same time, which did happen in the ending with Janta but the writers just skipped that one like the hacks they are
>>557970369Why don't you make the damn post if you're so smart Jannu?
>>557966527I have heard almost nothing about Heian kyo and im very tempted to skip it when im done with olympus. not a fan of jap wank.
>>557971131Personally I like the payoff
>>557970935Futa on futa sucks cock
>>557971131It's fine and it is, for some stupid reason, the actual ending for one of the major villains. Like he will never show up again and if you didn't do Heian-Kyo you'll have no idea why or what his plan even was.
>>557971238YOU suck cocks
I want to Gangbang that little slut Chloe with my bros!
>>557971227Douman is just weird. Like I dont feel like im not the target audience for this character. Then again I dont have any opinion on the alter egos just yet, I guess konyan has the most personality and raspution is still banking on Kirei to be recognizable (when he really shouldn't, Rasputin is an interesting character in itself and absolutely should not have had "REMEMBER DIS GUY?" syndrome but whatever.
help
>>557970048Cool thank you, that'll be useful
>>557971451I don't really want to be around a bunch of naked dudes personally
I remember that i once lost my belt too...
>>557971339>Why does this story chapter have actual story in it REEEEEE
>>557970539Gonna cum all over them.>>557970662That's why it has to be rape.
>>557971848>>557970476Are you ok?
>>557971650Yeah I guess if you're retarded that's how you can interpret that post. I don't understand why a completely optional interlude has an important character's entire plan and demise contained in it.
england royality was just arrested on his birthday.
>>557971967happened again in chungusker btw
>>557972164Do you really think I can't be confused that it happens in both cases? It's confusing for Traum too since that chapter actually leads directly into LB7.
>>557972382
>>557972098BUT THEY'RE MARCHING TO BASTILLE DAYTHE GUILLOTINE WILL CLAIM HER BLOODY PRIZE
Summer Chloe, Barg and Alcas valentine scenes were fucking awful, I was expecting something better.
>>557973605Barg literally eats people, what did you expect?
>>557973650While I haven't seen her summer valentines, I assume she doesn't eat (you) in it
>>557973605Like what exactly?
>>557970048I saw from you links that I could drop Artoria but it feels like it's kind of difficult. I tried a few tickets on this Andromeda girl I dropped, from her banner but couldn't drop anything except her. She's is 5 stars I guess, I'm no gacha connaisseur and I don't know about this character though
>>557974757If you're a newfag she'll definitely be fine for a good awhile. She's not broken or anything but since you're doing old as fuck content she'll just shit stomp everything.
>>557974907Ok cool. Lucky me
https://litter.catbox.moe/kq6py0advvivh5f4.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/klkvwfmlz8sdirwj.png
>>557974757She's a good character, genki fun girl and she's alright for gameplay so you did well, congrats!
>>557975268nice art
Which are the next servants you are saving for?
>>557971956Yes.>>557973650>Barg literally eats peopleHot.
You niggas lied to me. You said Olympus is dogshit, but it’s been very good so far. I’ve only killed Demeter so far but it’s cool.
>>557976415Say no to incest.
>>557976569Certain people become irrational whenever Musashi is present, but I'd still call it a low point following Atlantis
>>557976574Incest or Mash. Will you choose correctly?
>>557976719I mean she’s not a good character but it’s not as bad as fou. Her best moment was saying she’d wait for us in Olympus.
>>557977187>Hates FouThe fuck?
>>557976569It has a lot of cool stuff and clap moments in it but it's much much worse than the sum of its parts.
>>557977319Literally an unnecessary character past part 1. I can understand if guda was separated from mash but when you have other characters you gotta wonder why the fuck he’s there.
>>557977319nta but Fou sucks bro, she's a tsukkomi at best and it's not even that good
>>557977319I'm with him. Fou saying words or getting some "translation:" lines is annoying. I don't have strong opinions about it, so I don't mention it, but I never like it.
>>557977187>Hates fouYou'll love lb6
>>557977512>>557977560>>557977590I just can't fathom "hating" Fou. The little retard never does anything, especially NOW.
>>557977869His behavior did not change at all after Solomon
>>557977910The behavior being: Showing up and saying "Fou Fou" for like 2% of a chapters full script?I want to make it doubly clear I don't really care about Fou since he's just a stupid mascot character but I'm just surprised people feel strongly about him, at all.
>>557977319Fou doesn't really need to exist. When you really get down to it his only point was to revive Mash and clapbait Cath Palug/Beast IV. Neither of which are particularly notable reasons for disproportionate screentime.
>>557979015Only slightly related, but I bet if Fou actually died/vanished back then he'd have come back as a beast boss with a form that was a mostly naked woman by now
>>557979241So standard Beast boss fight? Sounds about right. Fou really was the biggest failure as a Beast. The fact we are supposed to care he was defeated is crazy.
I really like Yang Guifei's voice.
>>557976569>Zeus can outright thunderbolt Sherlock with pin point accuracy>just use it to reduce his IQ instead of outright killing him plus your entire team>while your team is already outright entering his domain>bro Zeus is SOOOO powerful, bro>does nothing important for most of the story>the twins: ugh, we personally hate immortality so we're gonna work with team Chaldea get EVERYONE killedLB1 at least made sense since it's a shithole through and through so paxi was like fuck it, might as well roll with you. Here, we're shown a relatively peaceful society where people don't even need to work and can dedicate their time to doing and learning what they want. With the only tradeoff being that they have to worship the gods. And it's not like Zeus is as dogmatic as Arjuna Alter. There's even supposedly a brothel. The people live in futuristic cities, have modern amnesties etc. Nah, it's shit and it's not even anything related to musashi. The entire setting was shit.
>>557982513>ugh, we personally hate immortality so we're gonna work with team Chaldea get EVERYONE killedYou should try reading the chapter next time.
>>557983098Oh yeah, it's "we want to see a new tomorrow'. Like that makes it better, huh? They were sick of the unchanging immortality. It's still part of the theme. YOU learn to read beyond the surface next time.
Also>in b4 Zeus was just arrogant like Gil!Motherfucker knew Sherlock's intelligence was a threat, hence the thunderbolt. Either he underestimate and thus leave them alone or he did rightly know the threat and attack lethally the moment Chaldea entered his city. You can't have both, it's half assed.
Open your mouth zako
>>557984642I can't give you a kiss with that veil over your mouth..!
Does Yu-Yu have a super fat butt or does she just have a very favorable pose?
>>557970935I dislike bear hand because half the time it's impossible to tell what's happeningToo much goop and page overlap
Wait why the hell does caenis have bunny ears
>>557972098They let him go lol
>By my command seal, remain in loli form while handing me the Valentine's chocoBased Valentine's Day.>>557985753Two things can be true at once.>>557979015The really weird part is Nasu decided to triple-clapbait Beast 4/Primate Murder by making Koyan another candidate for the seat and also 100% unambiguously confirming [/spoiler]Barghest actually WOULD be Primate Murder if it wasn't for Melu aura farming on the fairies in LB6[/spoiler] in the finale, just in case Gawain and Lancelot comparing the Beast Calamity to Cath Palug wasn't subtle enough for baka gaijinSo now we have like 3 different impressions of Primate Murder, but 2 of them aren't actually the canon Primate Murder, and one of them is perpetually a baby Primate Murder who doesn't want to get involved with the plot. It's like that one metaphor about the blind men trying to figure out what an elephant looks like. For some reason Nasu is more comfortable showing fucking ORT onscreen than the authentic Primate fucking Murder.
>>557972098oh no, the wealthy upperclass man caught a lil bitty bit of consequences for his wealth and privilegeThis will have consequences for him for about a week, a new record amongst the British aristocracy who have historically gotten away with literally everything ever.>>557972739Nah Britain isn't as based as France still is, where they will go on strike if you even hint at making them work overtime
>>557986939>as France still is>still iscome on now
>>557986939Damn. Maybe I should become French. Sit around and eat baguettes and fancy cheese all day. Fucking A.
>>557986275WRONG BOARD?
>>557986831I was thinking "I BETTER BE GIVING HER HEAD PATS!" and then it happened and I was happy.
>>557987097The French are massive crashouts, hypocrites, obsessed with tragedy/NTR, and their president has been physically slapped by his wife on-camera. Despite this, they are still more based than most of Europe, and said president is also currently the most popular leader in Europe.
>>557987305It's only because they're descended from Karl Magnus. They retain that little kernel of basedness.
>>557987294My brother. If FGO actually cared about making more money than they already do, they'd just get the Lilim Harlot writer to write everything.
>>557987598True. It's fucking weird, if Americans lived like the French do society would collapse in days. But the French play Cringe chicken with each other, constantly threatening to fuck it all up and then somehow coming in clutch at the last moment. And that's how Expedition 33 happened. The game was literally delayed because the rich fucker funding it and his team were having too much fun making it, and they found their composer on a random indie music website.
>>557988612I know this is just bait, but who the fuck would ever want to experience the part of a culture where they fast?
>>557988852Mashu Kyrielight
MY ADS
>>557989112make me a shota already...
>>557965463Can someone redpill me on what makes Kintaco so good? I don't get it. His kit looks so basic.
>>557989334He is used in Multicore as a Single Target DPS
>>557989334also his NP is fast, which appmedia really values
>>557988852Can't tell if it's a propaganda attempt, or just some kid trying to cope with the concept of skipping a meal once a day. I swear I've seen this shit before so this isn't the first time either.
>>557989318ok but you get taken care of by the Worst Mom in all of neo-chaldea
>>557988535Wife
>>557990405>impregnation fetishhorrible choice for waifu
>>557990462I don't recall any signs of her fetishizing it. She just got pregnant once
https://files.catbox.moe/ay1t8e.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/yp87sp.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/tvz03i.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/g78uye.jpg
>>557992260No
This might be a unpopular opinion? but I don't like seeing people that's not (me) posting a character that I waited years to be playable
>>557992409Personally I don’t mindIt. It just makes me more angry that we have to wait 2 years to catch up to Jp.
>>557992409>>557992065FGO JP servants.
>>557992409We're all new fans of her bro. She was ugly as hell in olympus but now she's a little cute.
>>557992813No she wasn't.
>>557992813>Calling this uglyJust say you're homo bro
>>557992813shut up Zeus, stupid dickhead
>>557993126Face is pretty scuffed
>>557993126I am homo
>>557992409>blonde mommy with massive cans in a skimpy outfit>uhhhh you people are all fake fans, I'm the only one who actually likes her
>>557993415Yes
Albert's going to give the early Mata Hari animation update
>>557993415They aren't that big
>>557993595
my wifey
>>557993595Stupid Ugly Whore. Everybody fucking hates her, even ME the one man she wont sleep with!
>>557993415This is not what I meant I just don't like people that's not ((((me)))) posting her also most of you guys will forget that she's even exist once we get a new servant....
>>557993682Post your 120 wifey
>>557993716Wrong. I Love ALL Slampig Sahbantos
>>557992813>>557993301
>>557994014Slut donkey
What's funny is no one likes her third ascension.
>>557994190I do
/alter/ I am your mother. I'm your mother! I AM YOUR MOTHER /ALTER/!!!!!! CALL ME MOTHER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
>>557994147Motherfucker betrayed us
aiiie save me big sis!!!
>>557994261stupid little sister
>>557994190I don't like it because she's suffering.... Her second is peak female performance
>>557994539No her tits are too big to be a loli
>>557994575the glasses ruin it
Jeanne is NOT my big sister
>>557990462I wish my waifu had an impregnation fetish...
>>557994284I'll apologize for him
amazing
"the glasses ruin it"
>>557994871BIG SISTER BEAM!!
>>557994784No?
>wojak
>>557995174I'm going to vomit ughhh
>>557992409popular opinion is that we hate ALL faggots that post non NA servant here
>>557989951>>557988852Chances are it's not bait, just pure cope. Cringe teenager trying to self-insert or larp/ play pretend about their fictional waifu being part of their life.
Lilith feet…
>>557995375stupid fat titted nerd go adopt a slutty zombi why dont ya?
>>557995375My PoV in December 2027
>>557995436I mean it's bait that it's posted here. I wouldn't bother trying to guess why it was actually made
I’ve gotta roll for Dante’s. There’s just no helping it…
>>557995174Baobhan Sith? More like Bao Banshee am I right?
>>557995439Cute slutty single mom.
My wife Jalter and her big sister.
>>557997289dozo
>>557996686what ads?, you projecting unc really do be posting on 4chin on default web browser
>>557997626It's really erotic when a girl's bangs lifts off their forehead like that. Few understand this.
I know people joke about servants flopping but I don’t see a single Durga in my friends list.
PhaMor
>>557998219Queen of ______
>>557998421Britain
>>557998421Cum Chugging
>>557998550GrandMa Mogan!
Why doesn’t the upcoming new BB have a barefoot ascension?Such a missed opportunity…
>>557999148because BBCHADS aren't simpleminded Gooners who only think about sex and cooming
>>557999378
>>557999396Stop that
>>557999378Huge AI tatas…
>>557999513Too late
>>557999503super qt goghie, want to smooch her tummy
>>557999552I wish baggage was still a story locked servant
Raping Gogh repeatedly until she likes it.
>>557999782Sad mental illness
>>557999852She'd like it.
My account is bricked
>>558000062commit reset marathon of your life to fix
A two man date with them would go crazy
>>558000903Two man?
>>558001017Yes, he's a cuckold we've been over this before.
>>558001017Have never been on a group dates before? You and your buddy with two chicks
>>558001051heh
my filter grows...
>>558001109I want both of them you retard
my sebum grows...
>>558001109no one here has ever gone on a date
>>558001726I just went on a date with Gogh earlier.
>>558001879Date rape right?
you tell me, you posted about it first
>>557999852I Love Me Mums
>>557994972Our most dedicated artist...
>>557992813I thought she was prettier in Olympus and the new version makes it feel like there's no possible interpretation of having made her happy through the new one
>>557964828Sex
>>558002709cute autist jannu
deserved
>>558004056Sex with the maids
Good, next would be to target the jalter pics and ban them on sight. Jalter posters are just as worthless as the bob posters.
>>558004482I have done no wrong.
>>558004482>>558004536It isn't about you
>>558004482If you haven't already filtered everything the jaltercuck and bobfaggot post you're lightyears behind.
Licking sweaty Jannu underboobs with my heathen tongue.
>>558004634>just filterHow does that work when they constantly post images never posted before?
I haven't done the event beyond giving both suzukas choco, is it farmtastic or can I run arcueid through a blender and be K
>>558004715
>>558004715I assume it would take a lot of apples to finish the ladder. The event itself is probably pretty short assuming you didn't start last year and plan to see every valentines scene or something
uh oh melty
>>558004715You need to do 1 free quest per story chapter and get like 500,000 points or something. You can't frontload all the free quests either. If you don't clear the story you don't unlock 90+ or ++
>>558005121Yeah, this should clearly be judged entirely in a vacuum and not as a direct consequence of someone constantly being an annoying retard
>>558004976uh oh>>558005148>>558005231300+ golds, I'll just get started now then, thanks. Do intend to sit through some of the scenes.
>>558005252Ban the foot posts sure but regular pictures really should be okay
>>558005121>these threads are so slow and dead.Because people don't like being around you, so they left
>>558005252It's crazy that posting a simple "I love my wife" upsets you so much.
>>558005620Not him and ok, but every thread?
>>558005620It's crazy that people hate you so much that post a simple "I love my wife" gets you filtered.(it's not crazy you're an annoying faggot on two separate sites so people just want you gone no matter how innocuous you try to be)
>>558005620No idea why you even think that's what I'm talking about
it's crazy that the dumb spammer think it's ok to spam and keep trying to deflect it as someone else being upset over him being a spammeryour wife is and will never be real, might as well go to chatgpt instead of spamming here, you retard
Is your waifu bisexual?
>>558005620Nah, you're just a really annoying retard who keeps saying retarded shit. You're just also dumb enough to make that shit your signature, so it's an easy tell for others to point out.
>>558005620>waaah I'm a dinduThe only thing crazy is how delusional you are. Keep seething, faggot.
>>558005706kekit's funny that he keeps replying to people on both sites too, especially those that reply to himyou can tell he's lonely enough to crave attention and conversation, but paradoxically is also an unlikable asshole that makes everyone shy away from him
>>558005719Posting a character a several times over the course of several hundred posts made in a thread is not spam. You are either too new to know what spamming really is or just simply delusional. I could spam if I wanted to.>>558005706>loving a fictional character is annoying and gives me the "ick"Man these places really have been taken over by redditor normalfags.
>>558005973>the "ick"Accusations are always a fucking confession with people like you, isn't it? Who even talks like this here?
it feels like I'd have to lurk every single day to understand what's going on herecan someone translate it into Advanced Quest mechanics, so that it's easier to understand?
>>558005719>might as well go to chatgptHe already often beg for AI pics anyway. Someone should tell him you can customize bots to larp as whatever character you want. Then he can go contain himself in that spot and leave us alone.
>>558005961The worst part is he does this same script every single time, where he acts like people ONLY hate him because he posts certain characters, or ONLY because he makes certain posts, or ONLY because he spams. I genuinely can't tell if he's that much of a malicious shitposter that he just wants to drag these arguments out as much as possible for attention or if he's seriously such a retarded faggot he thinks that he isn't annoying as fuck and doesn't have a putrid personality.
>>558006095Why would you even want to understand it? Just let it die out and don't add further fuel to it.
>>558005620You are such a dishonest rat, holy shit.
>>558005620ritualposters get the rope
>>558006095Some troll is just pretending to be innocent again despite there being no real consequences anyway, since it's just some deleted posts and everyone involved is too mentally ill to stay away.I've forgotten about too many advance quest gimmicks to say something clever
https://poal.me/cqlxw1
>>558006638Tomato...
>>558006806The fucker just come here to ragebait. He's admitted many times on the other site that he likes to come here to troll. Then again, he's also a shit stain there, so he's probably just retarded with zero life since he's always here all day. So being an annoying retard is the only thing he knows.
>>557970332>>557997124>>558004482>>558006678
>>558007083You can tell there's something horribly wrong with his life when the same deflection he does every single fucking day is "UHHH OH I CAN'T POST JALTER? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST GET A JOB AND A GIRLFRIEND YOU NORMALFAG?"Parents must have given him a stern talking to once and he's never gotten over it.
This thread just got exponentially worse for some reason in the last 15 minutes huh
>>558007250More likely it's the other way round, his parents were never around. Because the guy behaves like a feral loser who have zero social awareness. And yeah, his obsession over normalfags is fucking bizarre. Probably got his head shoved down the toilet bowl in school and has been seething ever since.
I'd rather read why LB2 is good than you guys.
>>558007530Usually I just look at something not FGO related if I don't feel like replying to anything
>>558007506>for some reasonIt's the jalterfag doing a void stance as usual, don't worry about it.
I'm going to bed hopefully thread will be less bad tomorrow
>>558007619I am farming 90++ right now
>>558007619Yeah it's often better that way.
>>558007659>Friday Don't count on it.
>>558007530I liked LB2 because I thought the ultimately pointless goal of Skadi to keep not just humans safe, but giants safe too, to be pretty interesting. Also the Surt reveal is really fucking cool.
>>558007930I like the soundtrack of the Sutr reveal a lot. It's so criminally underused in FGO too but I guess it's hard to find a good place for such an epic banger.
>>558007930I agree.
>>558007930Too bad it didn't stick the landing
>>5580079723DPD
My alter brothers, we must do better than simply filtering the Madame Jalterfag, we must also not make any posts acknowledging its existence.
Take the hint lil gup, the janny is killing you on sight. You're not welcome here.
Anyone had any grand orders lately?
farming fgo valentine event
>>558007930I mainly just like how strong Surt Sigurd was at the beginning. He was a legitimate threat for a little while.
>>558008219Nah, we should mock him any time he spews his shit. The retard thinks it's just a minority who hates him or that it's one person with a vendetta against. It should be made clear that nobody likes him.
>>558008298>>557993682how to make these gifs
>>558008495google how to make gifs
>>558007530I liked the hop. That’s the only good thing to come out of lb2. It’s a really strong way to end a lostbelt, it hasn’t been beat from what I’ve gone through so far.
ANOTHER MANS WIFE
>>558007930Opinions on Sakurai are divisive here but most seem to agree that she's great at horror settings and building up atmosphere
>>558008489Well, it's already evidently clear. Now overdoing it only makes it more thread derailing than it already is. Let the thread move on from his presence.
>>558008620This. It was strong really
>>558008564not him but I've only ever seen it suggest using some online shit when I've glanced at google and I always get discouraged by that
>>558008417Weird. Are cute girls images really getting deleted wholesale?
>>558008323>he's still farming
>>558008728>she's great at horror settings and building up atmosphereYeah I think it shows even through LB2. The world building of the Lostbelt at the beginning of the story was pretty strong.
>>558008836It's someone saying test. It could be ban evasion, someone actually planning to delete their post, or just an itchy deletion. The world may never know.
>>558008832yes him making this reply was not funny and he made himself look dumb why bother at all? if you dont know then dont post anything
My farming team
Basmallah
>>558009454Is this a collab or just a weird theme they picked?
>>558009368jhazakallah ul-khairu
>>558009454Holy shit Kuro is so sexy
…I wasn’t expecting wodime to get this fleshed out in Olympus. Or rather not in the manner he is. Dudes weird, but in a good way.
>>558009705there's a reason we call him brodime
>>558009818You're thinking of Broryl.
>>558009865Furryl
>>558009865Nobody ever thinks about Beryl
>>558009937My illegal wives
>>558010019Like a lover?
>>558009925Sometimes I think about Gudako raping Beryl while Mash watches to really mindbreak him
>>558010245That doesn't sound like something that would be very traumatic
>>558010243What's the difference?
>>558010324Usually people don't treat their loved ones as trash
>>558010423lol
>>558010015>illegalHow so?
>>558010423Uhm lol?
>>558010464Actual psycho>>558010506Ibaraki looks like 12 and Jalter has the body of a 17 years old while being even younger mentally
>>558010464move out of the ghettos/ trailer park, nigga
>>558010560>looking young is badYou hag lovers are retarded.
>>558010627Never said that and never claimed to be one
>>558010627TRVKE
>>558010687Well how else am I expected to take someone saying looking young is illegal?>>558010786Hag lovers are mentally ill in my honest opinion.
>>557981219I hate that her VA has retired.
>>558010423Today I will remind them.
>>558010598
>YOU HAVE TO WORK AS A VA UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE OKAY?
>>55801062799% of "hag lovers" here define hag as pretty women with huge boobs. Bring them actual hags like this one and see what they have to say.
>>557983098>>557983681Yeah, the "new tomorrow" they were trying to achieve was one where everyone would die. Still fucking insane. Especially when they could have simply left Olympus and gone to die in Atlantis.
>>558010951Is that what the post looked like inside your head?
>>557985753She has thick thighs and a big butt.
>I AM NOT THE RETARD Y-YOU ARE!!!
>>558011005Every social media platform in a nutshell
>>558011061 /fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General>[New Info] "Ordeal Call II" Release Announced!Release Planned for:Mid-March 2026https://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0217_new_chapter_oc2/>[Campaign] Ordeal Call II Pre-Release Campaignhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0215_pre_oc2_cp/2026-02-17 20:00 PST (GMT -8) - 03-20 20:59 PDT (GMT -7)>[Summon] Ordeal Call II Pre-Release Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0215_pre_oc2_pu/2026-02-17 20:00 - 02-28 19:59 PST (GMT -8)>[Summon] Valentine's 2026 Free Quest Backup Kyokutei Bakin Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0212_valentine_2026_qbpu/2026-02-12 20:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[Summon] "Fate/strange Fake" Premiere Celebration Richard I Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0204_sf_pu2/2026-02-06 20:00 - 03-01 19:59 PST>[Event] Valentine's 2026 - Beyond the River of Chocolatehttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0127_valentine_2026/2026-02-04 00:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[Summon] Valentine's 2026 Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0203_valentine_2026_pu/2026-02-04 00:00 - 02-24 19:59 PST>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlRate Up Tracker: https://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.pngQuartz for next Summer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/alter-faq
>>558011020And she's Chinese and plays the pipa.
>I like green>GOD I HATE BLUE. DEATH TO BLUE>It's sunny today>RAIN IS SHIT. I HOPE IT NEVER RAINS AGAINHow does someone live with this filter without driving themselves insane? Just going to the store to get milk would be hell.
>>558011061
>>558011169squeak squeak rat
>>558011169I was born for battlin'. I'm bred for this, man, and we out.
>>557985753You can see Yuyu's butt on her sprite sheet.
>>558011361What is that; like three handspans?
>>558011468Ass
>>558011020>>558011127
>>558011237There's much worse things than rats here
Jeanni
>>558011607Seeing Yuyu causes my blood to move to my boner.
>>558011498Nyaruhodo
>>558011814souka souka
>>558011908Mama
>tfw I only played one scene this valentine's despite getting a dozen new servants since the last oneBros, I think I'm burned out on this game. I guess it's time for a break until anniversary
>>558011760But if the blood wasn't there was it a boner?
>>558012014Well it doesn't help that they're all longer than 5 minutes now and they expect you to farm and do ordeal call quests on top of that. Just wait until the event is over to exchange most of the new ones.
>>558012120how do they avoid saying ramadanadingdong?
>oc2 soonDamn. I need to finish count of Monte Cristo.
>>558012473I'm more worried putting off Aoko's VN is finally catching up to me and I'll end up forcing myself through it in a weekend or something
It's good that they're a bit longer than the year 1 servant 20 sec scenes, but yeah, some do feel a bit too long just for the sake of being long
>>558012658meant for>>558012157
>>558012658If you really like a servant and they aren't from some other fate series, it's really the only chance you get to hear them having full conversations. Nobody is going to say their favorite's is too long. I don't see anything wrong with skipping ones you don't really care about
>>558012910Yeah, fair enough
jalterkek in a nutshell
Look at these cups
>>558012176Unfortunately not everyone has heard of Barry Mann's greatest hit Who Put The Bomp
>>558015156Well they should, as it's Riyocore
>>558015263I'm a super veteran and I'm pretty close to being done with LB6 now. Been enjoying it quite a bit actually. Running triple Oberons was funny but a terrible idea.
>>558015330
>>558015481No. Traitors are not welcome here
>>558015481rape
me be like le wholesome chungus!
>>557993682https://files.catbox.moe/4rng0h.jpgYour wife's kinda hot bro
>>558015792Yeah, I'd fuck this.
>>558015948
>>558017083let her cook
>>558017083new epic kek
>>558017083worthless whore
>>558016719i have to confess i didnt like kkc much because she and ort kill my phone when they are on screen
>>558015948*smooch*
KUKUTE
>>558015948no crit stars?
>>558017835If only she has the EOtD trait so she could synergize with Gogh for the ultimate gooping experience...
Wonder of U.
>>558009454Little girl sex.
>>558018343Uh bro, that's pedophilia and that's not normal...
>>558018420It is in the land of the free
>>558018420I'm pretty sure little girl sex is perfectly normal.
>>558017928They knew the two gooping together would be too powerful
gogh is a loser
>>558019769and yet she sleeps with master over all the other servants
>>558019851she doesnt sleep with me
>>558018737
>>558019903Ah, that explains the extra Gogh in my bed.
>>558018447>>558018496Uh no?? It's immoral and illegal and offensive to women. Okay??
Love her so much, perfect wife
I am immoral and offensive to women
I am women
I am
>>558020313Maybe if you got a gf you'd grow up and get a life.>>558020379You owe me sex.
>>558020163Uhhh women like little girl sex bro?
I don't think, therefore I am not
I
>hit funny button on a banner I didn't even bother to keep track of, then tab out to go turn on some music>tab back in to see THIS staring back at my judgmentally
You can't sleep with Gogh.... she's a miner.... ehehehe....
Hehe foot
>>558020808I can sleep with miners.
>>558020768EXPLODE
We heckin love normies here.
>>558022557>normie
>>558022750The f word is offensive.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
>>558022982
>>558022982Jalterkek looks like that? No wonder he's so retarted.
huuurrrr you don't like my lifestyle so I must be retardedfuck oooooffff
>>558023053grandma-gf-senpai-wife Morgan!
>>558021689>>558009937>>558007972welp it's time to cum
>>558023328Saar, are you okay??
>>558023440
>>558023702lovu lovu
>>558023328>being mad at others because you chose to wageslaveGuda would never...
>>558024029Eric Bloodaxe
whois candle woods of FGO?
>>558024868depends of who is cant woods of not fgo
>>558024868Eric Bloodaxe
>>558024942
Who is eric bloodaxe of jackie chan?
>>558025809Eric Bloodaxe
>>558026138Give me your hearts
>>558026780You can't, my heart belongs to Gunnhild.
>>558026138>>558027693I see...
>>558028660
>>558028820brobatos...
