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>>557937362

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players rape hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Jan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKk
Feb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4
Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0
Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y
Feb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14

>LATEST PATCHES
Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
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Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
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BOMB CYBERSTAN TO DUST
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wobby
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So where are you all going once the Cyberstan campaign ends?
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Cyberstan being a forced loss is the ultimate redpill to the playerbase that the galactic war doesn't matter.
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It's a hard life... being the only brawny here...
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>>557973431
Helldiver devils will pay for their unforgivable crimes against Cyberstan and her innocent people.
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This is what absolute Democracy looks like. Do NOT fear the Vox Engines. FACE THEM. DESTROY THEM. OUR STEEL IS STRONGER, AND EVEN IF THEY MANAGE TO BREAK IT, THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BREAK OUR SPIRIT.
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TOTAL FRONTLINE COLLAPSE
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>>557976438
China being able to hack a win on Super Earth redpilled me already.
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>>557976521
hello
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D10 Transcendence with orbital bombings, Vox, Striders, jeets and incels is some balls-to-the-wall shit
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Helldivers! something bad happened and we are fucking losing!!! do something!!!
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Daily reminder
1. HD2 will become HD3
2. HD2 has a 10 year dev plan
3. The 'war' therefore will not end any time soon
4. Every single MO and number you see on the campaign is made up, every player could be a 24/7 squid player and it wouldn't change anything
5. Arrowhead frequently use their own fake videos to show multiple endings to pretend like players have choice, but its fake
6. The aim of pretending HD2 has a story players should interact with is to hide the fact the game doesn't have that many content updates, and the only time you should actually play is when warbonds release (every 45 days) or with new content (every 120-140 days)
7. The next major content update won't be for 120 days so if the current content is boring, just stop playing, nothing is going to change or be added
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This is why we lost Cyberstan
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>>557976479
You will die, creature. You and your wicked puppets.
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>>557976438
just 5 days ago you fucks were bitching and moaning about how joel kept giving us free tens of milllions reinforcements to railroad a victory, now you're all complaining that it's being railroaded to a loss
make up your fucking minds
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The tank would be much, much better to use and actually worth using if they made the main cannon reload like 2x faster
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>>557976521
>The tank has six weak points which can be damaged by small arms fire
>Each one takes off 1/8 the HP of tank
>Additionally, any number of damage applied to their spots before breaking get added on top (which is why a tank can be nearly one shot if a cannon hits the side of the tank)
No one can explain how or why Arrowhead would fucking add this. Why the fuck is a tank with medium/heavy armor able to be blown up through small arms fire through giant weak points.
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>EBIN cyberstan plotline on year 2 because EoS is this close
>players get violently raped to death
>joel has to pull reinforcements out of his ass just to make sure the MO isn't lost before we even touch a single megafactory
>players still continue to be fucked into paste by the Rapetron 3000 spam
>joel just throws his hands up and hits the "salt the earth" button
>players now get raped 100% harder
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>>557976649
Addendum*
except for weird fucking around with spawnrates I.E. HULK MANIA on Lesath
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>always pick stim pistol
>muscle memory is to spot low healthbars and quickswap to secondary and fire
>vox spam forces me into ultimatum shittery
>see teammate with low health
It's a hard sell. Most players don't believe me.
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What do you do in this situation
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>>557976275
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Kneel before your master, hellchuds
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>>557976762
We've been shuttled to the capital to have an epic forced loss. What's not to understand? No victory was railroaded. Only the loss was prolonged.
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>>557976582
No that was legit. China would not dishonor themselves by cheating to make them look better.
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>>557976762
I'm happy now. I was expecting this to go full Klendathu from day one, and Joel has finally stopped trying to string it along and pretend that this was ever anything other than a train wreck.
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>>557976878
Play Darktide
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>>557976878
Orbital laser
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>>557976881
TOTAL JOEL VICTORY
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>>557976829
>EoS is this close
lol
lmao even
Helldivers 2 is the only alive GaaS Playstation has and it prints money, they will never let it die even if they have to enslave Alexus
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>>557976881
>Helldivers
>Joel
>Game
rigged from the start...
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>>557976829
>>EBIN cyberstan plotline on year 2 because EoS is this close
You cucks have been saying that for a year. Seethe.
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>>557976881
>weeks hell buff entire event play joel game
Truth Hellbomb
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A friend bought me this a few days ago, I'm like level 16 now and wondering what unlock I should do with my super credits. I'm basically at max 250/250 war medals or whatever, so I gotta decide quick

I was thinking about this one that gives a gun called a jar-5 dominator, my pal says its like a bolter gun, is it good/fun? I've been only using the base loadout this whole time
Or should I unlock something else?
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>>557976881
>chud lose lmao
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>>557976881
>seaf win
It all makes sense now.
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>>557976993
>Grindside
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>>557977223
Get democratic detonation
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>>557976881
>helldivers (is)
>joel('s)
>game
Game was rigged from the start, baby.
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>join random squad
>entire mission is the three other retards killing themselves over and over against fighting bot drops instead of doing objectives
>can't even solo objectives because Vox machines have infinite global aggro range and shoot me once they're done obliterateling the primates on my team
At some point you have to think "maybe fighting 15 UltraAnusViolatron 4000s at the same time isn't feasible" but they never do.
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>>557976881
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>>557977305
Is that the exploding crossbow? I tried it out and I hated it. Felt like it didn't do any aoe, useless when enemies were in my face, didn't go through the armor on tougher enemies. I did not like that one at all.
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You don't hate Joel enough.
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>>557977223
You'll probably want to focus on unlocking everything from the base warbond first.
Most anons here will recommend grabbing democratic detonation afterwards. This is because the utility of having explosive weapons available in your primary and secondary slots, along with an anti-tank grenade, offers loadout variety.
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>>557977223
>I was thinking about this one that gives a gun called a jar-5 dominator, my pal says its like a bolter gun, is it good/fun?
It is literally a bolter, but if you are a 40k fan you may be disappointed by it. As far as the first warbond, get Control and get the warp pack, so you can farm SC easier.
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>>557977223
Democratic Detonation
OR
Redacted Regiment if you really, really like stealth
The dominator is nice (one of my favorite primaries) but Redacted unlocks stealth gameplay (and the c4 is just incredible) and Detonation is still the best pound for pound warbond in the game with top tier primaries and one of the best grenades
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>>557977439
Really? I don't care much about the base warbond. Is there really anything that interesting in it?
And if its an explosive thing that isn't the crossbow I might try it but Ihate that
>>557977454
Well my friend just drops me warp packs but yeah I could do that I guess, but does it have any guns? The default assault rifle is strong still but I'm kinda sick of using it
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Reminder that the entire reinforcement system was a scam to begin with
>18 million helldivers die in a day
>reinforcement bar marks it as 26 million
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>>557977429
Swigged & Rigged.
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>>557977223
Steel Veterans (the Jar-5 gun) is a bit mid as a warbond. Here are the ones I would take if I could only have three
>Democratic Detonation
Lots and lots of explosive options, this one makes up most peoples builds one way or another
>Redacted Regiment
Introduces Stealth as a playstyle, even if you don't stealth the armor passive by itself is exceptional
>Urban Legends
Best armor in the game, more primary and faster primary reload is never beaten.

Other notable mentions are Siege Breakers because the explosive hammer is fun and good and Python Commandos because the minigun is fun.
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Yeah i'm done with Cyberstan, just failed a whole operation because the game bugged and didn't complete the main objective even after everything was done.
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>>557977429
Joel saw Solidaritet reach 6%/h and got scared
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>>557977583
Well if you don't like the crossbow then you won't like the eruptor either.
What are you looking for in a warbond?
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YOU GUYS DONT FUCKING GET IT
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CATTLE, EXPENDABLE

SUPER EARTH IS THE BAD GUY
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>>557977569
I don't care about stealth at all I just like using big heavy guns and calling down turrets
>>557977662
I guess everyone says democratic detonation. As long as I'm not locked into using a stupid crossbow I'll try it I guess, fair enough
>>557977741
Uhh...A big heavy gun that I can use against bugs, robots and whatever that shoots a lot of bullets so I can scream "I'M BRINGING THE DAKKA" while I walk around in the heaviest armor possible
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>>557977760
But I like being the bad guy.
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>>557977820
>calling down turrets
Siege Breakers introduced a new grenade type thats a shield, you can throw it on turrets to defend them from damage which is fun just FYI.
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lobby doko
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>>557977760
No, you don't get it. I'm ready to die for Super Earth.
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>>557977820
>Uhh...A big heavy gun that I can use against bugs, robots and whatever that shoots a lot of bullets so I can scream "I'M BRINGING THE DAKKA" while I walk around in the heaviest armor possible
Then you want Python Commandos. It has a minigun. /hdg/ will cry and shit itself saying its bad but it isn't (the reason they claim its bad is because the heavy machine gun has better armor penetration but anyone who can aim won't care).
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>>557977820
Certified dadgamer taste.
Yeah then you definitely want the minigun (maxigun) in the python commandos warbond. Or even the siege breaker's warbond that has a belt-fed grenade launcher.
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Just got out of my wage cage, did we lose Cyberstan or there's still hope?
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My fat ass tried to be smart and go around the enemies instead of through them. I dived through the gap and got stuck. Had to kill myself. Thanks, Sweden.
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>>557977760
If we're the bad guys then why are we always on the receiving end of unending ruthless atrocities committed unto our civilians?
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>>557977984
it's joelver. Now we have begun scorched earth with pre-nerf DSS bombardment. Take Solidariet and save the imaginary blueberries.
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>>557977583
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Warbonds
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>>557977883
That's cool, might try that. I either run the machine gun + jump pack and 500kg eagle + orbital laser or 4 turrets
>>557977972
Minigun did seem cool but everyone I know said it was a terrible pick so I just felt kinda sad
>>557977975
you've caught me, wife is with the baby right now heh
A grenade launcher does sound really cool
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>>557977972
Its literally dogshit. But anything goes when you play diff 6.
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>>557977984
Lost. Everyone thought Joel would rig it to force a win but just as we were gaining the momentum back they fucked with the resistance and made a "think of le seaf" distraction and now it's an almost guaranteed loss.
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>GATOR 2-6, GATOR 2-5
>BE ADVISED: WE'RE PULLING OUT OF CYBERSTAN!
>BCT COMFIRMED TAKEN 90% LOSES!
>OUR POSITION IS UNTENABLE!
>WE'RE OUTTA HERE!
>I REPEAT WE'RE GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE!!!
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>>557978058
>save the imaginary blueberries.
i'm so sad we didn't get any seaf presence outside of flavor text
what a waste and what an abysmal plotline
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>>557976993
still waiting for a new enemy faction
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>>557977984
Mein Fuhrer... Joel...
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>>557978097
what the heck mission is this? looks fun. Are the blue dots like allies?
I feel as if this game needs more NPC on NPC action. I miss EDF fights being a bunch of people vs a bunch of bugs, rather than 1-4 rogue commandos fighting legions.

I want the ability to call down SEAF patrols of units to help me out
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>>557978097
Forget about Cyber Stan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdJxZ3ECwf8
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>>557978079
>Minigun did seem cool but everyone I know said it was a terrible pick so I just felt kinda sad
In a manner of speaking they're right because a supply pack + HMG does pretty much the same thing but better. That being said the Minigun is fun and is good anyway, and HD2 is NOT a hard game. You can bring the minigun to bugs or squids and dominate the living fuck out of both using red stratagems for heavy units.

Take everyone saying 'x is bad' with a grain of salt. Every single item in this game is either S or A tier, nothing is shit.
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HELLO, HELLDIVER. REMEMBER: YOUR FUNCTION IS CONSUMPTION.
YOUR FUNCTION IS CONSUMPTION.
YOUR FUNCTION IS CONSUMPTION.
YOUR FUNCTION IS CONSUMPTION.
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>>557978087
I exclusively play D10 and I have used the minigun plenty. Blame yourself, not the tool.
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>>557978214
Leaked by Thordan
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>>557978315
>Nothing is shit
Sterilizer
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THIS MAN IS FUCKING YOUR SEAF CHAN
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>>557978352
Could've been cool but then they just started quoting Hanoi Hannah word for word and my immersion was broken from then on.
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lobby
Let them look upon us and know fear, brothers
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244610191762/76561198008364447
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>>557978214
Its fake. But Arrowhead have announced they're working on a new Helldivers-like game and given the limitations in HD2 in having more players/player controlled AI people suspect we might get something like that in the future. Maybe a SEAF game.

>>557978424
Fair it is irredeemably dogshit.
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>>557978380
You could use anything else but the sterilizer and do better/have more fun.
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>>557978315
Fair enough, but the people I play with scream at me for bringing mortar turret and 3 other turrets
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>>557978529
>do better
Irrelevant
>Fun
Subjective
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>>557977997
Absolute state of bulkdivers
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Cyberstan is more unavoidable random instant death than launch bots man.
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>>557978581
Sounds like retards who suck. Playing D10 with randoms is fun, never think you have to play with others you know.
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>>557978515
>But Arrowhead have announced they're working on a new Helldivers-like game and given the limitations in HD2 in having more players/player controlled AI people suspect we might get something like that in the future. Maybe a SEAF game.
When, where ?
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>>557978395
>>557978515
>Fake
this game sucks
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>>557978473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyn_zbIdxls
I think they were quoting All Your Base too.
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>>557978740
The playerbase yearns for dynasty divers
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may I see the leaked warbond
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>>557978702
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2025/05/15/helldivers-2-studios-next-game-will-be-free-from-playstation-partnership/

Then there was some posts on discord about it being HD related I think
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>give Cyberstan one last try before we leave that shithole forever
>DSS bombardment to boot
>got to extraction solo after doing obj and most of the side obj
>25 seconds from pilot arrive
>get killed
>respawn 100 meters away behind a rock so the shitty pod steering mechanics don't even let me just MOVE OVER IT to at least drop down within range
>times out and entire extraction timer is reset
Suicide isn't the answer. A genocide of Sweden's entire population is.
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>>557978818
>dynasty divers
God that would be fucking cool. Helldivers but with more players against bots would be great.
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>>557978820
Samurai and WW1. One is far more believable than the other.
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>>557978853
Oh, they turned the teamkill bombardment on?
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>>557978853
>Giant yellow glowing light
>Runs into it
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>>557978931
WE ARE CRASHING THIS PLANET
WITH NO SURVIVORS
DON'T FORGET YOUR COMPLIMENTARY SUICIDE VEST
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>>557978507
full already? i keep missing the lobbies by mere seconds it seems
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>>557972310
>>557978853
Thanks, Super Earth High Command.
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I'm only 160 SC away from unlocking my first Warbond. are there anyone in particular I should get before the others? and why?
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>>557978973
>implying the second between it appearing and impact gives ample time to get out of its explosive range
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I-I don't understand, we were raping them... what the FUCK happened!?
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>>557979082
SCROLL UP THE THREAD NIGGA.
READ, NIGGA, READ
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>>557979105
Joel.
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>>557978820
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>>557978973
This is not the Vox, you idiot. Read, nigger. It says: Incoming DSS Orbital Bombardment. It's the old TK9000, tinnitus maker barrage before they removed it.
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I want the double freedom shotgun shells but with a pump action shotgun with a four shell tube
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>>557979082
Democratic Detonation
Grenade Pistol is S+++ tier on Bugs
Thermite is S+++ tier on all
Eruptor and Adjudicator are both great weapons
Exploding Crossbow is S+++ tier on Bugs and solid on the others.
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>>557979102
Its four seconds anon, thats plenty of time to move, also diving/being prone dramatically reduces explosive damage.
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>>557978853
I logged off after 2 different noob lobbies in a row kept Orbitalling nothing. 2 lasers out when there's no Voxes around. One killed me ofc. 380 mm next to the main objective terminal when there's nothing there was the final straw.
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they're waking up

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1r92mg8/hd2_is_a_game_play_the_mo_if_you_wish_but_most/
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>>557979082
Read the fucking thread you sloppa cunt
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>>557979190
>Legally distinct mauser
yep, time to chud it out again
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>>557979190
>Walther
Ugh...back to the grind I go...
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>>557979220
That'll be the shotty in the WWI warbond, it's gigantic.
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>>557978909
It would require tard wrangling beyond the likes humanity has ever seen, but I'd love warzone operations where SEAF and bots constantly spawn and you have to 'manage' the battle by dividing attention on attacking enemy production and protecting SEAF spawners.
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>>557979190
i was really excited for the flammenwerfer until the BFGL came out. it's probably going to be even more pitiful than the base flamethrower
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>>557979190
heavy flamie my beloved....
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>>557979190
>Blackpack flamer
What everyone wants: A flamer with three times the range of a normal flamer
What everyone will get: Primary flamer but with slightly more ammo
What everyone will do: Wear chud armor and shoot players in the head with the Mauser
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The most amazing part of this disaster is how it's almost a 1:1 repeat of the super earth invasion with extra retardation on top. AH is incapable of learning.

>epic new map type! there's like 3 layouts lmao
>new maps are buggy as fuck
>one single new objective
>players constantly running the same repetetive objectives on the same repetetive layouts
>goes on for way too long
>new cancer enemy
>railroaded as fuck
and on top of that
>giga railroaded clearing of the way to cyberstan with new retarded mechanics - how does razing a planet protect from an invasion launched from a different planet?
>reserve system that makes deaths suddenly mean something on new untested maps full of new untested enemies delivering constant LOL SO RANDUMB XDDDD deaths
>said system counts galaxy wide instead of just cyberstan, so john bugfucker losing his cock to a stalker and bleeding out also costs us reserves
>new epic tank with AV3 and a bunch of random nonsensical AV0 weakpoints

AH will ruin anything they touch. Joel could not run a good, player-driven campaign if his life depended on it. Every day I pray that Sony fires them all and gives HD2 to competent developers.
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>>557979375
Basically Foxhole but with one side being NPCs and honestly that would work pretty well. As long as you have FF you can tard wrangle. I remember my first game where I took a bunch of stuff and got immediately executed for it and told only to take a few rounds. It was harsh but fair.
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>>557979190
highly excited for this shit
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>>557976819
It doesn't deal 1/8th of the main HP of the tank per weak spot, it only deals 700 to it (out of 11 000), why are you making shit up?
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>>557979082
Everyone is going to say Democratic Detonation. I bought for drip and fun. The game doesn't really reward either. Just do what they say.
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>>557979190
lmao they're really just churning out (probably intentionally) terrible backpack weapons now despite shutting and crying over how unrealistic and impossible it was at launch. Keep your dogshit, swigger swine.
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>>557978820
There's also an AR/SMG with flamethrower but i cannot find it
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Imagine not defending the 77th to the point where you've made a new whole group of friends. You guys are missing out, defend the 77th you fucking retards.

It's so much more fun to be a true hero. We can come back to Cyberstan, we can't save the 77th again. Do your duty.
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>>557979506
I meant tard wrangling of the devs and engine.
I'd still imagine it to be the standard 4 diver fare, but this time instead of blowing shit up mindlessly it's fighting in the ebb-and-flow of a seaf slugfest.
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>hellpod in
>call in my support wep
>killed by dss with no warning
it would be nice if dss missiles made a blue glow that takes like 5 seconds to drop so you can dodge it in time or even... use it against bots!

but that idea would never ever pass between a swigger's ears
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>>557979589
Its a SMG, which is actually pretty cool because the current SMGs suck shit but with a fire DoT might actually be pretty strong.
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>>557979742
YOU WILL DIE LE RANDOM DEATH BECAUSE... BECAUSE IT'S LE FUNNY!!!
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>WW1 warbond
Okay, explain how it'll be different from Masters of Ceremony and the Constitution.
We have gas masks.
We have a bolt action rifle.
We have a semi with a bayonet.
We have chemical weapons.
We have flame weapons.
Fuck sake we even have the spike helmet.
The only thing they could possibly do is a trenchcoat armour set with a mortar stratagem and Shovel melee but no primary weapon will suck hard. Sure there's plenty of weapons to choose from but none that don't already have an equivalent.
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Aware of their malicious Swede code, whenever I see Vox explode I try to watch the ejected pilot debris. I captured this curiously helldiver-intercepting vox pilot bounce that almost voxxed me.
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>>557979697
Why do you speak English online yet insist on using your subhuman tongue in every game you play? Pick a lane.
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>>557979190
>>557979589
Oh yeah, I forgot to also post the SMG with an underbarrel flamethrower
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>>557979742
They don't and will not add that because the sole function of the DSS bombardment to them is to troll players. You getting teamkilled is the point of it.
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>>557979190
Its gonna be kino alright
>>557979697
Bien entendu, j'ai défendu la 77e. Tu me prends pour qui, enculé ?
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SEAF lives matter
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>>557979784
Lol, lmao
It'll be a standard smg with underbarrel flamethrower
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>>557979697
Non, je refuse.
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>Warbonds are all melee weapons and le old timey bullshit instead of futuristic guns
Why are swedes like this
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Yup, I'm fighting to save the 77th
>Bots are all collecting on Transcendence as we bomb it to smithereens
Yup, the core of Cyberstan is 100% going to rise from the ashes of the surface and become the Bot Death Star. Screencap this
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WHY THE FUCK ARE THE FILTHY FRENCHIES IN HERE
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>>557979858
nigga wtf is this goofy ass gun LOL
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>>557979861
>>557979830
>Le Swedish Tricks
Is it treatable or malignant and terminal
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>>557978973
lmao retard
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>>557980037
The French may be the only respectable Europeans desu. If anyone fucks with their ability to not work it's molotov cocktails.
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>>557979856
>Why do you speak English online yet insist on using your subhuman tongue in every game you play? Pick a lane.
My partner is french, I gave up.

>>557979862
On ne sait jamais, beaucoup de gens ne l’ont pas fait.

>>557979914
Lâche, fais face au mur
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I drop wherever quickplay takes me.
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>>557979190
>trench shotgun
>mfw
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Maybe you should actually watch the movie
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>>557980051
It's a terminal illness. That's why their government is racially replacing their people with Africans.
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>>557979190
>trench gun
ach weh das ist ein warcrime
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>>557979190
>>557979858
please fuck off with the quirky antique shit
this is already becoming destiny with it's retarded weapons and armor
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>>557979141
>>557979309
I was chosen to lead. Not to read
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>>557979858
>flamethrower kino before masterkey(i)no
they're probably waiting to make a discount starship poopers warbond with a great value morita
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>>557979190
>Flamethrower with no hover pack
Oh it's gonna suck
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imagine being the one competent worker at arrowhead. He has reasonable ideas, knows roughly how things should be balanced and when things get too wacky. But he's forced to sit there day after day listening to the apex redditors he works with constantly one up their arrogance and lunacy. Everything has to "randomly" fall on the players. More ragdolls. More slows. Release intentionally bad gear, NEVER buff it. Pretend it's good because it works on D3. More. MORE.
I would have painted the office ceiling with my brain matter long ago.
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>>557980325
>ach weh das ist ein warcrime
That would be funny as fuck.
>bring portable hellbombs en masse to cyberstan
i sleep
>helldivers and bots get bogged down in trench warfare on super earth months later, deploy trench guns
>cyborgs flip out in a public broadcast because its a warcrime
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>>557980325
SHUT UP DIRTY KRAUT, FOR YOUR CRIMES, ANOTHER 10 MILLIONS ARABS WILL MIGRATE TO YOUR COUNTRY THIS VERY INSTANT
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>>557980251
Verhoven is a hack
robocop is actually decent satire, but that's literally because he just ripped off the dredd comics
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>>557980251
Okay, now what
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>>557979190
if it ain't having a 50 meter range I do not see any reason to pick this over the torcher or the base stratagem flamethrower
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I'm doing my part!
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>>557980609
>swedes love realism
>flamethrowers are the most gamey shit i've ever seen
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>>557980439
the only competent person at AH is the HR person that schedules employee vacation time.
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What are you guys bringing for flag missions on d10?
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>>557980582
>Roughnecks
realest anon in this thread
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>le swedecucks turn on dss
>THIS will make EVERYONE want to dive cyberstan hee hee
>everyone leaves and goes somewhere else
>NO WAIT DON'T GO DON'T YOU WANT TO GET RANDOMLY KILLED????? ITS LE FUNNEEEEEEEEEHHH XD!!!!!
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>>557980251
Why don't WE give out ammo for Halloween???
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>>557980678
hellbomb backpack
leveller
orbital laser
bastion tank
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>>557980678
fuck d10 lmao
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>>557980664
>just lock in! don't die!
>game locks my hellpod straight into the rock crusher
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>>557980678
final fuck you hellbombs are your best bet
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>>557980251
I watched the anime.
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>>557980668
it's government mandated, the office literally get's closed and locked so they can't really work
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>>557979190
Watch the trench gun becoming the first heavy pen shotgun.
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>>557980741
Fuck you, that shit's expensive.
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>>557979190
Mauser? Aw yeah, with each passing day my Kerberos loadout becomes more complete.
Unless it's a super shekel store exclusive.
If that's the case, I will personally rape everyone in Arrowhead's headquarters
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>>557980741
because guns don't kill people, ammunition does
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>>557980609
Being undertuned is par for the course for the new backpack sidegrades with c4 being the notable exception.
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so is it just me or tank user lose around 20iq points when using the stratagem
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>>557980665
>we heckin' love the realism so much we're only adding shitty gas flamethrowers to the game instead of the liquid ones that were actually used in military service
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>>557980582
>Canadian cartoon dvd collection
>Candle called "My last fuck Oh look, it's on fire."
>ACKtually enjoying a hobby
Back to r/Helldivers with you
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>>557980678
Bubble, AC exo, AC or AMR/HMG and a leveller. Swap out the bubble for a supply pack if I bring AMR/HMG
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>>557980923
it plays into the ebin satire, where's your media literacy
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244611783147/76561197996887115

CYBERSTAN - D10
THE LAST PUSH TO TRASCENDENCE

JOIN
1/4
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People are honestly super chill when farming SC. Makes it less draining.
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>>557980923
you forgot to consider that swigg*rs are HIGHLY against anything "war crime coded", which realistic flamethrowers were.

guns and bullets? not war crime.
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>>557980543
>anarco commie
>the mere thought of a government that is both benevolent and competent sends him into hysterics
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>>557980923
erm chud propane flamethrowers are the best of the best and you would never ever want a napalm gel flamethrower
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>>557979742
>>557979861
Every single DSS shot glows yellow >>557978853
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>>557981014
3/4
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>>557981193
For a whooping 0.5 seconds yes.
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>>557979384
>>557979386
It will engulf enemies in flames. And they will all have zero reaction whatsoever to it. Like you're doing nothing at all to them.
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>>557981193
SOME glow yellow, many do not. it's random.
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>>557980665
>>557980609
>original flamethrower was godlike
>able to penetrate through an infinite number of enemies
>nerfed into the fucking ground with the release of the primary flamer
I will never forgive them.
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>>557981327
it wasn't realistic bro' :^)
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>>557981243
>>557981302
Every single DSS shots glows yellow, and like meteors you have plenty of time to see and avoid them.

Just lower the difficulty if seeing more than 1 thing at at time is confusing you.
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>>557981045
Which really hurts the narrative of this game. We're "the bad guys" but we're severely lacking in warcrimes compared to our competition during this war.
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>>557981239
>>557981014
FVLL

WE DIVE
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>stand near my stratagem which glows blue
>actually, there was a dss shot aimed right there but its hidden thanks to your stratagem ;)
>pick up my weapon
>explode

Thanks sweden
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>>557981440
We shelled "civilians" bots trying to retreat, chud.
Aka fucking ovens and deep fryers or idk. Bots are not people.
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OK, so, hear me out...
Since AH wants to keep adding a bunch of backpack weapons, why not just start doing primaries with ammo bags? Like this, full auto shotgun with a backpack feed?
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>>557981530
The real D11 modifier has always been swigger code
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>>557981440
Why would Super Earth advertise its warcrimes to Helldivers?
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>>557981327
>original flamethrower was godlike
Lumberer my beloved. Instant heavy deleter on the left arm, instant chaff-deleter on the right arm. One tap of flame and everything died almost instantly.
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>>557981440
Before cyborgs, two of three opposing factions couldn't even be possible victims of war crimes.
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>>557981440
yeah except everything we do and the narrative we take is fictional. real flamethrowers are real warcrimes and therefore you get a fictional flamethrower. have fun t. Sven
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>>557980847
I want a bayonet on it more than anything else. The amendment is fun (and the meme gun) though I do get bored of plinking and rapidfire plinking. Taking a melee secondary and shotgun primary feels like an absurd waste, it would be a nice niche to fill, especially if it's got rounds reload, MoC Armor would really shine.
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>>557981557
Put them on the fucking map next time, Joel you coward.
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>>557981562
no. that sounds fun.
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>>557981668
WE MAY BE EVIL BUT OUR FOES ARE EVILER. HELLDIVERS HOO RAH LETS SPREAD SOME MANAGED DEMOCRACY!
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>>557981562
Because of their ideas of balance. Primary weapons cannot be really any overall better than they are now because they are not intended to be your primary damage dealing method (ironic, I know). They can be situationally better or worse, but should not be better than a stratagem (like the Stalwart).
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>>557981617
I had forgotten HD1 had a bike. We need that back.
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DON'T WORRY SEAFCHAN I WILL DIVE ON SOLIDARITET AND LIBERATE THE POCKET
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>>557981819
>We need that back.
With those physics? lmao
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>>557981819
Yes, but with a detachable sidecar or preferably no sidecar at all
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>>557981281
The synced up hulks look hillarious.
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>>557981819
>sit on bike
>launched outside map
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>>557981557
>"civilians" bots
how the fuck is that supposed to make sense
automatons are literal warbots build by the cyborgs as a force to liberate them
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the reason why i choose punisher plasma is because it makes those FAGGOT SHIELD HOLDERS STAGGER AROUND and also it does high damage in an aoe, and can hit the ground which makes it more effective than a missed projectile
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>>557981797
The eruptor's definitely better than the stalwart.
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>new enemies suck and are broken
>new biome is literally unplayable
>event was an absolute disaster
>playercount falling faster than highguard
Yeah it’s over for /pol/divers poo. Come play the superior game deep rock galactic instead of seething about the lack of media literacy you have
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Will post a lobby for cyberstan soon
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>>557981782
THE ILLUMINATE GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED
AND WE'RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN
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>>557981847
>Picking up your gf after a night over at tyroneborgs house
b-bro...
she ain't yours no more
move on
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>>557981913
Thats the joke. But Plebbit got mad and had to remind everyone how evil we are.
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Is the AR-14 Adjucator any good? I really enjoyed the R-72 Censor that I picked up once during a mission.

In general, what is considered some good primary guns? Are there any weapons I should never use?
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the fuck is wrong with super earth man??? who bomb their troops like that?
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>>557981969
shalom rabbi!
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>>557981907
>>557981879
This is why they should make it so the bike is 'heavy' and doesn't leave the ground, but has a jetpack booster for manual jumping so you can control it.
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https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11334
One last raping... for the road
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>>557981949
The genocide was justified as they ended up committing horrors beyond imagination on our citizens recently. Imagine how much worse it would have been, had we not genocided them in the first place.
Preemptively genociding the enemy for the self defense of humanity is 100% justified.
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>>557981913
I feel like they've been trying to imply that bots are manufactured with individual sentience and personalities. For some fucking reason.
I suppose that's why they adorn themselves with human body parts and create gore altars? I guess that's what they do for fun.
So when you kill a basic bot you're killing the equivalent of a bot SEAF.
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Ahem
FUCK JOEL
FUCK SWEDEN AND THE KEKROPEAN JEWNION
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK BUGNIGGERS
FUCK MEDIA LITERACY TROONS
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>>557982045
nobody called it "precision" bombing, they called it orbital bombing
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>>557981949
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>>557981819
agree
also, what are those new aircraft flying above cyberstan? they aren't eagles,
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>>557976421
I have the the killzone collection for ps3 arriving in the next day or so
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>>557981925
only situationally, though pairing them together is usually the best bet. The eyes of the swede do not account for all the factors a player does when they consider the power of a weapon.
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>>557982125
>Cyborgs are basically Automaton Helldivers
>Always rush headfirst into enemy fire, dying to dumb shit, and focus on doing le cool meme kick instead of using actual tactics
Maybe we're not so different.
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>>557981969
This poster is a pajeet getting paid by the automatons to relay antidemocracti propaganda.
I have reported this post to my democracy officer (and received 25SC for it) and you will be executed via firing squad. Enjoy!
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>>557982045
All out war =/= counter terrorism war
if ur going up against 100 trillion enemies u dont carefully kill a few, u just carpet everything
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>>557982192
Probably the standard seaf air superiority fighters
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>>557982125
>>557981913
You're just a biological robot.
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>>557981014
The fuck happened?
Did everyone disconnect?
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>>557979858
>Shit we need an incendiary SMG and the Coyote was too powerful, what do we do?
>Uhhhhh copy the framework of the One-Two and replace the grenade launcher with a Crisper
>Sven, you are getting extra meatballs tonight!
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>>557982192
They're fighters.
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>>557981014
>>557982294
host lagged out, then the game bugged out and we were stuck without an extraction beacon
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>>557982192
Its the SEAF fighter jets
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D10 (You) know where
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244049244372
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>>557982357
Host here. Beacon dropped just fine for me. While you were still in-game.
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>>557982186
THEY'RE STILL HERE, AREN'T THEY? AND LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BEAUTIFUL HOME! EAGLEOPOLIS IS STILL BURNING!
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>>557979190
That Luger better be heavy pen
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>Save SEAF
>Instantly unlock a SEAF dedicated warbond
>Emplacement team stratagem that drops off sandbags/machine guns/mortars and 12 guys to hold a position
>Veteran SEAF that follow the player and use the new Cyborg AI so they don't get obliterated and properly use cover
I would provide fellatio to everyone in the office if they did this.
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>>557982383
are you settings right? I cant join.

>>557982431
it disappeared after host migration
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>>557982451
This. We should honestly increase the defense budget again. I will personally donate more of my monthly income towards arms production.
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>>557982383
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244049244372
failed
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If Coretta Kelly with her bosom bursting with patriotic fervor promised and pledged one (1) sexual favor (no C-01 permit required) for every new Helldiver recruit, the reserve meter would fill completely instantly.
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Socialism is good actually
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>>557982519
I just want to be able to call in a SEAF squad. I don't give a fuck if it sucks. Its literally been in the files since forever.
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>>557982546
>>557982527
folded into the other guy's lobby again
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>>557982242
>every cyborg is equivalent to a gamerdad helldiver
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Expendable napalm is fun :)
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>>557982595
Nah. Capitalism but with taxes on assets moreso than income is good actually. Super Earth is what happens when you go full blown capitalism it becomes freedom for a few and oppression for everyone else.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6r-ntMAe-M
>you will live to see automatons irl
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>>557982595
Oh, did you disaster relief get cut because there's a fucking war on? Boo fucking hoo. Go enlist and do your part.
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d10 cyberstan steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244613070260/76561198066017633
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>>557982734
This would be pointless. Humans are cheaper than robots.
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but I want to win the war
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How dis make u feel wired boi?
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>>557977984
We got swiggerd so hard it's not even funny. This honestly may be a worse "fuck you" from AH than the SE clusterfuck.
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>>557981402
That's right. This game works flawlessly and is always consistent in everything that happens. Not prone to glitches, bugs or flaws.
Hail Sweden!
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You know, I enjoyed the chaos of Cyberstan and the new enemies, but the actual planet itself is cancer.
>Game forcefully pushes your hellpod away from where the reinforcement beacon landed, often into area you can't get out of without dying
>The beacons bouncing off the surface and rolling for an entire minute before disappearing because fuck you I guess
>Oil spill everywhere, slowing you down to fuck
>Megastructures blocking orbital or Eagle call-in
>Have to deal with constant WARNING HELLDIVER, YOU ARE EXITING THE COMBAT AREA while trying to dodge grenade and missile spam
I'm going to go fight the squids after this.
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>>557976753
I dunno about that, unless you wanna trade a lot, then you really have to squeeze profits out of margins that are actually designed to discourage trade.
And letting the AI pilot your ship isn't a bad move either.
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>>557979190
please PLEASE let the trench shot gun be heavy pen and let it be slam fire I NEED IT
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>>557982719
My NEAT bomblets never bounce that far, wtf. I wish they would.
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>>557982915
The amount of things that constantly take away your control of the helldiver is too damn high
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>>557982519
>>557982627
If we ever do one day get a SEAF squad stratagem it probably be viewed as a meme unless they buff this squad call in to be more than a slow walking pace group of blue berries that instantly dies the moment they encounter anything above the basic fodder enemy. But if they do add them, hope they have variants, you like a assault team, a support team and etc etc
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>>557983053
drink more water
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>>557983030
it will be light pen AND do slightly more damage than the Punisher and you WILL buy it
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>>557982734
Bioprocessors soon.
>orly? when?
Two weeks.
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>>557982837
4/4
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>>557983136
>But if they do add them, hope they have variants, you like a assault team, a support team and etc etc
Would be based if you could upgrade your SEAF squads with ship modules like giving them better weapons, armor and larger squad size.
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>>557982837
full
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>settle in
>remember my comfy d8 daddiver sim got raped
>log off
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>>557982383
nvm, other anon's wifi is too unstable, rehosting

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244049244372
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>>557982867
The true fate for automatons, making them beyond machines of war, death and vile socialism to become a benefit to super earth

Also they going to replace all the spotty face teenagers as burger flippers and immigrant mexicans of mowing the lawn for free
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>>557983275
Go to D7 anon.
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>pubbie won't share his resupply pack with me
>see 2 refills on it
>blow his shit smoove off and leave the lobby
did these subhumans not learn to share when they were younger or something?
https://youtu.be/dctsAsvRLA0?si=T9pWuC4qbsVrhBT7&t=62
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>>557982719
>>557983053
troon weapon
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>>557982519
>save SEAF
>get textblurb that says U R WINNER (we still lose cyberstan)
you know that's the reality, AH never does more than the bare minimum
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>>557983283
failed to join...
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What is the most chud loadout?
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>>557983335
Ive seen consolefags and newbies on d10 who dont know half the controls
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We got a Medium Siege Ready Armour :D
The price was that it's chinkwank and we don't get a Light Siege Breaker Armour >:(
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>>557979190
>no bayonet for trench shotgun
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>>557983330
why? im fine on d10 but play on d8 because i basically dive and play youtube videos to escape the horrors
i pay for sc with my job
this just isnt fun
i want to speak to a manager at ah
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>>557981402
based disinfo spreader
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>>557983335
>anon doesn't use the give me supplies voice line
>doesn't get supplies
>quietly seethes, leaves the mission after dying and posts about it on 4chan
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>>557983414
I think the only way we have a chance at winning at Cyberstan is via saving the SEAF units.
Technically SEAF does all the heavy lifting and we fuck up things in the back.
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>>557982679
What would be the bot equivalent of the bug front? Solidaritet?
>DEFEND THE CAPITAL. YOU'RE THROWING THE MO .
>That shit's rigged anyway. I'm not dealing with warp and jeet divers.
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>pubbie gets so tired of whiffing his shots and a cyborg tanking every shot that actually lands that he just starts meleeing and then even kicking him with the emote instead, stunlocking the borg
>continues even when the cyborg is dead and bashes his limbs off
based pissed off gamer dad, gave off some real Isaac energy
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>>557983521
It actually does have one, just not in that model
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>>557982519
All those ideas are great and I've wanted to have a SEAF warbond for forever. Most of the assets are already in game! Give the second group the ability to occupy vehicle seats and suddenly gameplay options multiply.

But we'll get a SEAF stratagem that calls down a typical group with megacity AI that wander around aimlessly until they die unless you tell them to follow you until they die.
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>>557983432
Doubt Killer, Inspector or Killzone armour with either Reprimand or Torcher primary and Senator or Verdict secondary.
>Machine Gun
>Gas Mines
>Portable Hellbomb
>500KG
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>>557982519
sorry anon, but commanding groups of SEAFies doesn't fit in with the grunt fantasy
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The defense missions are too easy, the number of enemies needs to be increased at least three times, and even this will not be enough for a minefield.
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>>557978507
gg tanks r fun
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>>557983610
I'm a robofucker, and even I can't defend the automatons. They're literally grinding civilians up and using human bones as decorations.
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>>557982519
>>557982627
>>557983136
>>557983414
>>557983254
dunno about seaf/ground forces starta but i think it's possible also afaik kind of clans/types of divers exists in loreso a helldivers group composed by seaf elites could be interesting (costumes mostly)
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I genuinely wonder if/when Sweden will pull the "Unreliable Narrator" card
>Bots NEVER used blenders
>There were NEVER spikes on hulks
>Terminids are actually mammalian
>Squ'Ith is a culture of peace
We just (in-game) "saw" what we wanted to see. Even our very direct gameplay is influenced by Super Earth propaganda
>"Don't you feel silly now, CHUD?"
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>>557979697
How do I get pre-order gear as someone who started a year after launch
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Question for all the whiny faggots in here:
Let’s say the MOs and overall sore rion of the games storyline WASN’T scripted. Let’s say we lost Cyberstan and then super earth fell. How do you expect any game developer to create what should come next (drastic updates to planets, super earth gone, etc. etc.) on the fly and have it operational within a short amount of time? How would they even know what to create and code without knowing months prior?
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>>557983594
based dadgamer. any meleechad here (i still have to unlock sparta emote)
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>>557984138
>bots never used blenders
I'm guessing they're going to do this one and tell us those were actually OUR blenders. The robots just found them or something.
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>>557984138
If I remember correctly Joel has said the moment to moment gameplay is all non-canon
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>>557984210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ItuOe3DMY
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>>557983919
It's tit for tat, Super Earth literally inflicted 100 years of generational mass-slavery with NO path to freedom on their creators. And the ship master states straight up that if we had liberated cyberstan they would be going back in chains. Yes they are brutal, but that's how it goes in this bitch of a galaxy.
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Didn't we just spend an entire month building a planet buster?
Can't we just pay the bugs a 5 minute visit so we can blow Cyberstan up?
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>>557984138
I don't think they realize that most of their playerbase will still side with Super Earth even if they were unilaterally an evil empire invading and destroying peaceful and noble races that seek only to improve the galaxy just by virtue of "humans rule, xenos drool".
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>>557984326
Super Earth 22, home ...
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>>557984085
Why not both?, SEAF themed warbond and shit

>Send in the next wave!, call in a squad of heroic SEAF elite troops to the battlefield, lead them to victory against the enemies of managed democracy!
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>>557978054
>>557981440
>why are we always on the receiving end of unending ruthless atrocities committed unto our civilians
You mean how Super Earth treats its own citizens?

The whole discussion about whether Super Earth is the bad guys or not is retarded because it completely ignores that Super Earth is the main antagonist towards its own citizens, and that literally everything they claim their enemies have done to themselves or Super Earth Super Earth has done to it's own people, and not by necessity, unlike the three other factions.

100 years of peace passed between the first and Second Galactic Wars and Super Earth used those 100 years to become 100 times more dystopic than it was already implied to be.
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>>557979858
>smg with underbarrel flamethrower
Valkyriabros we're so fucking back
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>>557984085
>>557984529
>take random Helldivers
>paint them blue and write SEAF on them
>show them to SEAF so they believe they too can become heroes
>they start going all out on the battlefield
I'm too smart for this shit.
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>>557984180
ya don't
which sucks shit since the yogurt armor is the only seafie armor
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>>557984210
Maybe don't promise a player-driven campaign when you lack the skills and workforce to deliver one?
All butthurt about Joels railroading bullshit ultimately stems from the fact that AH presented the galactic war as community-driven, when its in fact on rails
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>>557984624
if you would stop obstructing democracy it wouldnt be a problem
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>>557979190
How are they gunna neuter a fucking trench sweeper?
Shotguns haven't been allowed to be good since the release of the game.
>Trident
Completely on accident that they made that shit useable and it's getting gutted next patch with a heat buildup even tho we are on a cold planet.
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>>557984180
You can't. Which is lame. I have them but wish more could wear the yogurt armors.
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>>557984302
There's already dialog in the game saying we put old people in blenders like we're fucking Chairman Shen-Ji Yang, so thats already basically the case.

They've still got the Come And See-tier extermination cages full of burninated civvies at every bot outpost though. Realistically it'll be a "you're both evil, there's no difference WAR BAD WAAAH" thing I think.

I don't care personally, it's us or them and I will personally burn Cyberstan to the fucking ground if I have to, fuck that planet.
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>>557984180
You used to be able to find pre-order keys for sale online, but it looks like it all dried up now.
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>>557984210
It would be very funny if the playerbase says "No." to Joel's automaton counter-attack and let's Super Earth fall to spite him and his constant Joelish tricks. It's like you say, I'd like to see what deus ex machina(s) he pulls out of his ass to explain how actually Super Earth hasn't fallen and the Galactic War still continues the same as it ever has.
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>>557984742
*Managed Democracy, please.
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>>557984243
I used to meleedive quite often with the knight armor and ballistic shield but this MO unfortunately made me have to lock in. There's really no space to fuck around on Cyberstan, it's far too punishing.
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>>557980501
Shalom juden. Can you wipe out Sweden instead? I’ll kiss the wall if you do
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>bring the anti-ragdoll armor with a ballistic shield
>get hit by rocket
>ragdoll in place like the rocket had zero push force but ragdolled me anyway
what's even the point of this passive if it doesn't help against the lightest source of ragdoll?
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>>557984981
sorry
perhaps i should speak to my democracy officer
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>solo silo can destroy the illuminati tower at the other end of the map
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>>557985419
Works better with the directional shield. Then you'll realise the Vox damage you through the shield anyway.
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>>557984210
>say we lost Cyberstan
We're literally doing that right now.
>say Super Earth fell
I already said in this thread before
>cyberstan turns into a super weapon and destroys Super Earth. It replaces Super Earth on the map and we get an mo to take it over to become New Super Earth
See? Narratively it has an effect on the STORY. All it changes on the game side is how the map looks.
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>>557985548
that strata makes no sense, just send a missile from the spaceship
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Tried my first two difficulty 6 missions today. The first one went smoothly no issues. The second one was just a madhouse with everyone running around like headless chickens, not even bothering with objectives for some reason
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>>557976275
did you guys win the war for me yet
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>>557985685
>destroys Super Earth
Nooo the sacred birthplace of the human civilization, all History!
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when new red stratagem?
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are there any leaks of the next big collab with helldiver? Both Halo and Killzone warbonds were kind of garbage
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>>557981475
I want the borgs to look like that..
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sex with the automatons
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>>557986206
Not yet, but our valorous mission to drive on Cyberstan and rescue the embattled 77th Division should be complete within the next 24 hours.
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>>557986276
Trench Crusade warbond
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>>557986276
There won’t be any the game shuts down before then. Everyone is moving to drg
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>>557986276
heard of nothing? what would be cool? nu-doom? alien?
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>>557986263
>all History!
Most of it erased or censored by Super Earth already.
By all accounts in Super Earth Super Earth has always existed, and there is no history before Super Earth.
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>>557986276
>are there any leaks of the next big collab with helldiver?
nope and i hope it stays like that for a good while longer not to be that guy but i don't trust AH do to a good enough job to justify it
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How would YOU rate the Cyberstan MO?
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>>557986042
We had that. It was called the Shredder and it raped. Which is why Grunthead didn't include it in the sequel. Much like many other features from the first game.
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>>557986325
>sex with the rival robots
Ftfy don’t know what an automaton is this is the drg thread
>>557986413
The corporation is heroic
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>>557986413
anyway what's that super about this earth?
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the only good part of this event was the devastator surge
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>>557986482
I expected a disaster, and I got three.
>failure
>megafactories
>joel
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lobby doko
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>>557986352
>muh hekin waifu
Doretta mogs seaf chan
>>557986482
-10000000000 everyone who played helldivers should be sent to a camp where they must play drg for 100 hours.
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>>557986517
Managed Democracy comes from Super Earth, of course.
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>>557986517
How do you already know dialogue directly extracted from the movie?
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>>557986496
i own the first game and all it's dlc on pc but never played it much.
gotta try the game soon
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>>557985419
Truly? I know you can tank a small rocket with that armor and the directional shield, though you still take slight damage because fuck you I guess. Is it different with the ballistic one then or did you just get hit by a bazillion rockets?
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>>557986517
Hoxxes has a ton of resources
>>557986540
Glyphid swarms mog
>>557986591
Uninstall, refund, and sign up for rogue core
>>557986593
There will be a drg lobby later
>>557986605
Paid shill trying to cover up this high guard 2 lmao
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>>557986676
No, you're suffering from information pollution. The 77th Division was abducted wholesale and taken to Cyberstan for conversion into cyborgs, and the Helldivers selflessly charged all the way to Cyberstan to save our embattled brothers in arms of the SEAF.
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>>557986496
Your Pic relates to why the housing deficit is "temporary" while we focus on space being free.
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>>557986805
>shill trying to claim anyone cares about this shitty game
Drg won
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>>557986795
drg is good but new season is kind of meh (gameplay loop it's still top notch)

also is >>>/vm/drg/ leaking?
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Hulk Firebombers are scarier than Vox Engines.
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>>557986186
>not even bothering with objectives for some reason
Dont worry. D10 is exactly like that too.
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>>557986276
I hope both failed to sell and they fucking don't do more third party dogshit in an original IP. Its degenerate greedy behavior.
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>>557986276
Resistance Warbond

Soon...
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>>557986921
>he doesn't know
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>>557986851
Is it just me or is that gif really really tall and broken.
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I just want TCS style missions not tile slop
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we retake solidaritet
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>>557986496
I just can't get why the stim pistol handles so poorly. Even if it tracked targets it would still not be that good of a side arm.
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>>557986851
Oh shit nigger what are you doing?
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>>557984624
I'm curious to hear how you'd run and manage a Galactic empire spanning who knows how many billions or possibly trillion humans. How do you keep so many people simultaneously connected and disconnected from seceding and causing trouble?
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>>557987092
Arrowhead is the greediest and evilest developer on earth. Ghost ship games gives tons of free content and only has a paid cosmetics which you should by as a tip for such a wonderful game
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>>557986795
i already tried drg and found it boring
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>>557987190
Not be an asshole?
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>>557987092
>I hope both failed to sell
I don't think so. The first warbond had a bunch of people bitching because they did not catch it the first time around. And a LOT of Halobros are playing Helldivers 2 so you know it sold well too despite being mid at best.
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I'd like to formerly apologize to the nutjob from several months ago who said that Arrowhead has unironic bot favoritism because they are probably unironic cucked Swede tankies that work at that company and they find 'LE EPIC SOCIALIST BORGS HECKIN' BASED AND AWESOME' so they keep putting their hand on the scale every time an MO involves bots.

The fact that they're outright cheating and pumping in 30M+ Reinforcements lost when the HD2 API only says around 18M were lost is absolute proof that you were right all along. I'm convinced the 'Cyberstan Liberated' Strohman news reel was literal bait to make us think that they wouldn't do that and humiliate the chud facist Super Earth. Insane.
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Back to /copeg/, you dwarf shitter
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>>557986368
>3d printed guns that cost 100 medals and melt in your hands
lowk kino
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>>557987342
Its been obvious for months. The only time Arrowhead is okay with bots losing is when its the Jet Brigade. Everything else they drag their feet on 200x as hard as they do any other faction. Rupture strain was disabled, but Vox spam hasn't been touched. It took them like 2-3 MO's to finally remove the either bugged to shit or genuinely just that fucking stupid Evacuate Mission spawn points so the Commie Bots could *BASH THE FASH*.
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>>557987342
someone needs to post the proof image on leddit
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Why are there more players on solidarikek instead of the core city?
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The bots are good actually! That why they put people in blenders.
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>>557987342
I mean, bots have so much more stuff going on overall. Everything else feels like a placeholder in comparison.
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>>557987636
So does Super Facistland, Chuddie. Bots are this way because the Super Nazis made them this way.
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>>557987576
People are trying out the new mission. I think it’s ok but prefer deep scan
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>>557987485
that's is darktide clay
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>>557986368
Didn't Trench Crusade implode because the creators also became le media literate?
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>>557987701
Well they can make their own thread, we all know how it will go.
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>>557987692
Super earth has it be voluntary though. Automatons send children to cyberstein. Cyberstan is basically isreal btw
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>>557987109
So it's basically just DRG, but each run has RNG weapons and buffs?
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>>557987190
>Galactic empire
Thank you for describing The "Federation" of Super Earth for me.
It's literally an imperialist, galactic empire, enforcing it's colonial will unto it's colonies using the worst methods known to mankind.

>How do you keep so many people simultaneously connected and disconnected from seceding and causing trouble?
I don't. Americans rightfully declared their independence from the English Empire because the empire didn't have it's people's best interests in mind.

Ironically, the same people that fellate Super Earth and the Helghast both, while hating on the United Colonial Nations and Cyberstan faily to recognize how similar are the Helgast and Cyborg causes in the first place.
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>>557987576
It's fucking over. Get your free suicide bomb and use it wherever you want.
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>>557987093
Resistance...I haven't thought about that game in years, would be kino ngl
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>>557987636
>>557987692
The Illuminate doesn't put people into blenders, take that xenophobes!
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>>557987981
Because people don't care about Joel's Vision™
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remember to activate your teammates portable hellbomb he probably forgot while picking it up in the heat of battle
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>>557987723
>there are no bad guys
>enemy is literally HELL
there's just no thought behind le media literacy besides trying to get brownie points from dirt poor redditors
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>>557987695
>HRT induced tranny hallucinations
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>>557986851
>trusting walls on cyberstan.
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>>557976275
So who's this supposed to be? Any chance something cool still happens or is that it for the update?
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>>557987723
No.
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>>557988226
lol
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>>557988091
>Joel turns on the Orbital Teamkiller 9001 and hands out hellrope to everyone
Kinda based, NGL
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>>557988226
>the worst biome in the game no one will want to play after this event ends
>3 new units
>1 of which is just an uparmored variant
>that's all folks

into the untested was unironically better
atleast the caves were kino
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>>557987969
>Americans rightfully declared their independence from the English Empire because the empire didn't have it's people's best interests in mind
Well that didn't really change much.
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I can’t wait to see how Arrowhead will constantly make us suffer for losing on Cyberstan.
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>>557987960
New enemies, objectives, classes, weapons etc
>>557987969
Play drg instead where you are the good guys
>>557987981
Do you mean the c4
>>557988215
That’s you pretending this game is good
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>>557988457
it's actually so embarrassing how much they hyped up the cyborgs returning for it to end up just being 2 dudes
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>>557988580
>he doesn't know
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>>557988419
I can't believe all of those helldivers committed supercide by shooting themselves three times in the back of the head with an orbital precision strike.
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>>557988580
>Do you mean the c4
Portable Hellbomb
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>>557988226
think that's one of the cyborg units
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>>557987723
That and the lore sucks, the models suck, and they went full jew
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>>557988183
It's just like 40k. It's getting increasingly annoying how people will judge the setting trough a modern lens and pass judgement trough that. Conveniently forgetting that the 40k Universe is so deep in the shit that it's literally fucking over and everyone is just trying to survive in a literal hell. It's tiring when it has reached the point where people are literally unable to look past how draconian the Imperium is, and instead jerk themself off pretending that the Imperium could just change itself by the press of a button. These faggots are missing the whole fucking point of the setting.
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>>557988226
That's Cyber Stan, who else do you think it could be?
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>>557988676
Can't take chances with that 50/50 survival roll. I sure as fuck wouldn't want to live as a vegetable.
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>>557988580
>Play drg instead
Don't be a child. Both DRG and HD2 are fun.
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>>557987969
The colonies and cities are pretty well off though. The helghast are different from the cyborgs in that the isa and UConn attacks first whereas the cyborgs launched terror attacks and invaded super earth territory
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qrd on the DRG schizo
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>>557986496
Whats wrond with that? You dont believe swedes suck at game development, as they do in most things? I find it very believable.
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We are a month removed and I will confidently claim that Redacted Regiment provided us with the single most versatile rape tool in existence.
The C4 backpack mogs the shit out of every grenade and explosive launcher and most of the anti-armor weaponry in every regard except range.
If you've got above average awareness of your surroundings and a stim (or just equip the stealth armor) you can take out an entire base with all of its inhabitants in a single dash and click of the detonator.
The bricks rape everything they land on and the fact you can chuck them out as if you're wearing Servo Assisted no matter what type of armor you have on means you're going to be out of detection range of whatever you wanna put yellow playdough on anyway.
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>>557988849
drg is fun for about 10 hours, then you realize how tedious the gameplay loop is and uninstall
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>>557977429
Holy fucking shit the dude has to pull EVERY lever to ensure a loss doesn't he. He doesn't even want us to save the fucking SEAFies. What a fucking utter dog shit GM.

If you're here, you spiteful swedish fuck (you've been here before when SE made you have a melty), you're a dogshit GM and you've fucked up so much that you've created the worst outcome any GM could have from a campaign; people don't fucking care anymore.

Grats dude. You sure showed us. Your players.
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>>557988771
The 40kek writers are part of the group you are talking about unfortunately. Half those tards unironically think that the gods of Rape, Murder, Rot and Lies are the good guys.

Anything good about 40kek is despite James Workshop, rather than because of him. A lot like this game actually.
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>>557988963
>The C4 backpack mogs the shit out of
Nothing because its annoying as fuck to use.
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were the little fat bugs (lowest level chaff) meant to look chubby and cute or is that just me? i feel bad when i kill them. the rest are gross and creepy looking. i really think the bugs should be made really nasty looking, like in startroopers. these chubby little guys look friend shaped
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DRG is destroying us right now…
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>>557988771
The imperium isn’t even that totalitarian considering the amount of groups that can do basically whatever they want and planets are allowed to run themselves as long as they pay taxes and aren’t heretics
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>>557989129
at the cocksucking competition
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how do I stop using light armor? I'm addicted to speed and stamina
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sex with drg
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>>557989080
anon... those are babies
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lobby doko
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>>557989197
by donning some heavy armor and realizing you no longer need to crutch supply pack or shield generator and can stand your ground sometimes
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>>557989051
>people don't fucking care anymore.
this, for the past 2 weeks all we heard was:
>"GO GO GO PUSH FOR CYBERSTAN"
>"WE GOTTA RUSH TO THE CAPITAL GO"
>"TAKE THE CAPITAL AND WE WIN"
and then all of a sudden it's just:
>"OOPSIE WE'RE ACTUALLY FULLY RETREATING"
it's just the lamest possible thing to do, staying and fighting to the last man just to fail would've been at least interesting. I genuinely don't give a fuck about what happens now even if they asspull a W somehow.
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>>557989391
>You can get one as a pet
you can?
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How would Arrowhead recover from this? Is there a path to salvage this storyline? Cyberstan is lost and the bots are gonna build their own Map Orb... So how can they make this cool? How can they give us a satisfying conclusion to this arc?
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someone post the webm with friendly scavengers
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>>557989054
>>557989169
It's a shame that it's gotten to this point. What makes the Imperium likeable are the individuals doing good and trying to improve the life's or chances of survival for the people around them, despite living in a literal hellscape. People keep forgetting that any chance of peace or enlightenment is long gone. All of that died with the Heresy, or even further back during the Dark age of technology. Why people feel like pointing out that the Imperium is fascist is a novel observation is beyond me.
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Levelling every shotgun and SMG was pretty boring not really looking forward to more of those being added
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>>557988226
>So who's this supposed to be?
Joel.
Or some say Cyber Stan (Joel).
>Any chance something cool still happens or is that it for the update?
Arrowhead is a small swedish indie company please understand, they're doing the best they can. Allegedly leaks say the Automatons will counter-attack and push towards Super Earth, our home. Some think the automaton's version of the death star will be revealed soon.
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>>557987149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvjedZ8sDps
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>>557989627
I wanted to fight the bot counter offensive all along. We still raped them plenty
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>>557989856
>reduces enemies combat capacity
>not a valid military target
the absolute state of sweden
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>>557989920
cope
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my bad
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>>557989169
Failing to pay the tithes is pretty much the biggest fuckup any Governor could make. The Arbites don't fuck around. Imagine if the IRS was allowed to nuke you town if someone was late on their taxes lol
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>>557986276
They're working with Deep Silver and GW to time a Warhammer-themed warbond to coincide with the press push for Dawn of War IV. One of the special weapons is going to fill the backpack niche for laser weapons by adding a 'Hotshot Lasgun' that's basically going to be an automatic Talon with a relatively slow fire rate (think the rate of the belt-fed grenade launcher) medium pen, and doesn't overheat thanks to the backpack. Also a 4x scope for ADS.

The internal discussion is if it's going to be Tempestus Scions-themed or Elysian-themed. I personally think it'll be a tossup as to whether or not GW wants to do a re-release of Elysians ala the Death Korps of Krieg revamp.
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>>557989731
The imperium is not fascist, it's just dystopian.
It's organized more like a feudal state or federation.
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>>557990071
Nope, I like struggle and some kind of back and forth happening.
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>>557990161
ah I see. raped then
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>>557977409
d10 randos are either all useless or everyone is a tier one operator kill commando no inbetween
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>>557990280
it's a dog rape dog game and you are here too. I am just more resilient.
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>>557990101
>follow up shot on vent also hits body
this fuckin game man xD
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>>557988963
If only it wasn't so clumsy to use. Why couldn't they make the "backpack action" button the detonator?
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>>557990404
Because they decided that you needed to reload the c4 instead of just grabbing another one like you do with grenades because of realism or something stupid like that.
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I want this stupid swigger faggot Joel to fall into a meatgrinder
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>>557990136
If the cross-over is SM themed I'll loose my fucking shit. I am tired of those fags. Give me Scions and some cool ass Guard regiments.

>>557990159
That's true. There is even a few *kinda* democratic governments, but that would mostly be in the Realm of Ultramar. But we can't deny that most of the Imperium is Heavily authoritarian, especially if the system is under the domain of the Departmento Munitorum.
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>>557989080
What about Spore Strain scavengers?
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Cyberstan simply wasnt ready yet, they'll have the rest of the content out for next time when we get to invade again in 3 years
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So what now? SEAF 6th army encircled on Merak?
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>>557989307
We quit and refunded and will now play drg instead
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I just logged in, why the fuck is the capital still at 0% with like 1/6th of the players
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>>557990685
reddit decided on forming ebin SEAF rescue party
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>>557990136
I hope we get some krieg armor
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The Helldivers from first galactic war are laughing at us…
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>>557990607
A quick counter offensive to stop us from taking aurora because joel is a bitch who won't let us take it no matter what, despite the fact the bots could shit out another jeet factory whenever
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>>557990778
what a bunch of fucking faggots, just liberate the planet and remove the problem at its source
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>>557989080
FRANKLY I FIND THE IDEA OF A BUG THAT'S CUTE OFFENSIVE
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terrifying new footage out of cyberstan
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>>557990807
Lucifer Blacks would be very cool
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why did you egodive /hdg/...
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>>557990947
I don't like this video, I feel like Senator should do considerably more damage to the critter.
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>>557990878
>ACQUIRED: PYROTECH +1
Wtf happened? The Vox's butthole ate your grenade and was like
>no u
and gave it back to you.
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>>557989169
This. The Inperium only really care about two things.
1. You stay loyal to the Imperium.
2. You pay your taxes.
They're not forcing their planets to be dystopian shitholes on purpose, they just need resources really bad to not die to space demons, locusts, orks, and robot mummies - which in turn pushes for each planetary governor to become more authoritarian in order to ensure that they have enough resources to pay taxes on time.
There are some planets in the Imperium which have the same living standard or even better than our modern world, with a relatively free system of government, but those are rare.
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>>557990947
this >>557991021 it should have exploded
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>>557991021
straight out of the barrel at max velocity its going straight through but because bugs are goop in a shell it pops it
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Can there be one thread on /vg/ that does not have a schizo
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>>557983239
the virtual girl who hacked 4chan...
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>>557990807
We already have the gasmaks, trenchcoat aesthetic with other warbonds. Give ne something new like the Vostroyan or the Praetorian Guard.
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>>557989080
>cute
That's how you let your guard down. That's how you get raped.
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>>557990814
Yes
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SWEET LIBERTY THE CUM!!!!
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Up next! The week of humiliation from the Great Retreat From Cyberstan! Joel initiating BS attacks that block off Cyberstan and degrades us for leaving +100m bodies for the Cyborgs to reuse!
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>>557990814
They didn't have to deal with JOEL.
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What is your current SC amount?
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>>557991543
>Cyborg surge
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DSS has killed MORE helldivers than automatons or automaton structures.
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>>557991604
955
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>>557991604
either 300 or 400 im not sure
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Anyone else just stopped playing entirely after dropping into trannycede and realizing that despite the hype its just the exact same bot city map template we've seen on every bot city?
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>ZAMN! You lost because I set the libby multiplier to 0.2? Sounds like SISSY talk to me. Time for the week of humiliation, Facist chuds! Commie Cock is on the way, and ICE will be kicked out of every city!
How do you respond to Joel without sounding mad?
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>>557989080
I find all the bugs really cute. It's a shame they were bred into hyper aggressive, volatile schizos.
I want to try patting a Charger on its fat ass.
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>>557991794
you already sound mad
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>>557982837
2/4
>>557991746
I wish we could have just taken aurora bay from the start
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>>557991616
>Cyborg surge
I need it.
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>>557991794
>Liberation rate 20 times above normal
Sounds like a difficulty issue.
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>>557991808
Bugs would always kill you on sight.
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>>557991604
2000 something
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I can’t believe JOEL would do this to us…
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>>557991794
I respond by killing him, he's my enemy and when you kill your enemies you win
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>>557991794
仕方がない
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>>557991543
If Joel actually calls it an 'X of humiliation' then it'd be ultimate proof he's still assblasted about based Chinks.
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>>557991920
I would always rape Bugs on sight.
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>>557991920
But what if I go psh psh psh while holding out my hand for it to sniff?
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>>557991895
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PROTECT THE 77TH

WE CAN RETURN TO CYBERSTAN

WE CANNOT SAVE THE 77TH AGAIN

ALL HAIL THE 77TH SEAF!!!!

DO YOUR PART HELLDIVER!
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>>557991808
>I want to try patting a Charger on its fat jiggly ass.
That would be extremely dangerous.
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Bot lobby in a bit
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>>557991636
>dodge vox missle
>dss 380 pinpoints me instantly 1 second later
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>>557991604
over 27,000 as of tonight
i think i'll have enough for a while...
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this is what you HECKIN FASCISTS get for bombing INNOCENT CYBORG CHILDREN

BASH

THE

FASH
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>EoS ruined the nail-biter™ last stand in Super Sweden
>Joel finally has a chance to get revenge for Super Earth
>major holiday week in China
>chinkdivers have lots of time off work/school
>plenty of time to play helldivers and focus on the MO
>Joel reels them in by teasing a major victory
>rugpulls at the last minute
>Cyborgs keep 'Stan, helldivers forced to retreat in shame
>borg counter-offensive pushes them all the way back to SE
>EoS is completely destroyed in flavor text so they can't interfere again
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where do you find super samples on Cyberstan?
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exfiltrate SEAF from the hotzone
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>>557992827
the very organic rock formation in the middle of the city
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Okay so what's the move? Where should i be diving?
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>>557991543
>>557992637
>>557992704
Joel's imminent non-stop weeks of revenge rape will be bloody, brutal, self-righteous, and most of all, satirically media literate.
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>>557992846
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244621023892/76561197995757904
failed
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>>557993194
>>557987981
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>>557993249
it's a time honored tradition to let the bot front collapse when the gm gets uppity then laugh when he has to self-defend planets
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>>557993249
>"any hope of taking Aurora Bay this MO?"
>"yes, why not?"
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>>557993194
solidaritet
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>>557992916
there's giant cock rocks in cyberstan?
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seaf being more valuable than helldivers is further proof of clone theory these swiggers really aren't thinking this through
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alright lads I'm going to bring the spear to D10 cyberstan
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>>557993194
Solidaritet to save our SEAF friends.
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>>557987342
>The fact that they're outright cheating and pumping in 30M+ Reinforcements lost when the HD2 API only says around 18M were lost is absolute proof that you were right all along.
18M lost on Cyberstan? Are you forgetting the bugniggers and the other idiots playing off of Cyberstan that are contributing to the missing 12M deaths?
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Can we rush Zosma or Curia? I want to moondive...
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>>557993585
>>557993194
save SEAF
dive solidaret
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>>557993625
yes they look incredibly natural amid all the other urban scenery
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>>557993719
the 18m figure was ALL DEATHS across all fronts. Someone was fucking with a button over at Arrowhead.
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>>557993679
seaf being more valuable than CYBERSTAN is retarded
>le facist meatgrinder military
>actually they care about their troops so much they're willing to throw away a major military victory to save them
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>>557993694
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244622064105/76561197995757904
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Robby?
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>>557992846
full??? cannot join
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>>557993249
What a fucking liar. If there was ever a person fitting of being called a worm its this little bastard.
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244622186131/76561198055931055
Actual lobby that works because some nigger here is retarded
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>>557993841
3/4
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>>557993581
Joel lied.
People died.
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>>557993827
Nah, this was a full-ass fucking mutiny. The divers said fuck this we're not taking it, we're gonna save our own and go home. Why do you think they're getting issued suicide bombs and subjected to orbital friendly fire?
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>>557993730
if we play along maybe we can brow beat sweden into giving us a seaf stratagem after all this is over lel
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>planetary bombardment
miss me with that shit
it was dogshit back then and I imagine it's dogshit now
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The Humiliation at Cyberstan will be Helldivers 3 canon…
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They won
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>>557994010
FVLL
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>>557994092
>miss me with that shit
I mean, yeah, hopefully.
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>>557993841
3/4
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GO HOME HELLDIVER
GO HOME
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Any lobbies bugdiving?
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>>557992269
based
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>>557993841
3/4 we are bot diving
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>>557982519
I would love that anon, but you know the truth
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>>557986851
>706x441
>gif
nigga what are u doin
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>>557994480
Cyberstan or regular bots? I'm fucking tired of cyberstan
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>>557992704
This feels real I'm keeping this post in mind.
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>>557994518
cyberstan
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>>557994372
DOKO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyOmCdtRrgo
>bugdiving at save the SEAF day
what the FUCK is he doin?
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>>557982519
horee sheet... what if this really is how we unlock the seaf stratagem?
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>>557991746
havent bothered dropping
they ruined my game
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>>557994613
Is this Super Earth-approved military wear?
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>>557991746
>the hype its just the exact same bot city map template we've seen on every bot city?
but joel added some bullshit lore you can only see if you're in the discord or press z (nobody does this btw)
it's HOYPE
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>>557994194
>>557994371
Can I please have some more of these Gif's?
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>>557982519
This is what a competent studio with good writers do. This would make it work, this would make all the railroading bullshit work.
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>>557993249
fagman 3: on their knees slobbering over slop edition
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>>557993841
3/4 CYBERSTAN GET IN
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>>557993752
thanks anon
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>>557989820
3/4
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>>557993841
FULL
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Was doing some solo stealth and came across a scene where this bot and borg got into a fight and the bot ripped the borgs arm off and standing over his dead body
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>>557995013
>your right is to struggle
holy fuck he's still mad about EoS isn't he
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JOEL has total control of the Narrative… /hdg/ lost bigly…
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>>557995013
How embarassing, to be given a modicum of power and immediately become the fag man.
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>>557995013
This only furthers my belief that Joel lurks here. If this fucking idiot is terminally online enough to talk like this on the official discord AS JOEL... There's no way he doesn't sit here and shit his pants over this very thread.
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>>557995304
Ok Baza
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>>557995272
Cool arg where's it going.
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>>557995328
The lower the difficulty sperg got outed as a furfaggot mod.
I'm sure the entire staff astroturfs here
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>>557995467
Lower the difficulty.
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>>557995328
Supposedly he posted an AMA here last week.
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>>557993693
this was not the play
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>>557993194
Bugs, it doesnt matter because Joel keeps changing the rules
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>>557989820
GET IN 3\4
DO IT FOR /HER/
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>>557995267
image for attention grabbing
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>>557995467
Oh my god you're right. HAHA ALEXUS HOW'D YA LIKE THE ELECTROSHOCK YOU FUCKIN DWEEB BAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>557994613
why is his head so big
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>>557995467
>The lower the difficulty sperg got outed as a furfaggot mod.
Proof? Not that i don't believe you, i just missed this and i wanna see.
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>>557995687
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>>557995013
>i aim to entertain
https://youtu.be/XPaYxYbzkXA
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>>557995279
it's a line from hindu scripture
joel is a jeet confirmed
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>>557995892
Not sure if it actually proves anything, but i believe it.
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>>557995892
Do MOnkeys really?
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>>557995467
ARROW HEATHENS! GIVE US MORE BOOSTERS DIRECTLY FROM HD1!
>Strategem Priority: -40% cooldown on all strategems
>Displacement Field: Teleport user when about to be seriously wounded
>MD-99 Auto Injector: Passively heals user and allows user to fall into a downed state instead of being killed if limbs aren't blown off.
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>>557996017
The condescending faggot tone is the exact same style of posting the lower the difficulty sperg used here.
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>>557995467
Well no shit, Sherlock. There's nothing and no one Swiggers hate more than (You), The Player. The singular emotion they posses for us is that of concentrated pure seethe, borne from delusional arrogance not unlike the American Left-Wing. Actively trolling even the most sane and reasonable responses to their half-baked half-implemented half-fun swiggercode was their entire MO (modus operandi) from the beginning. They want you to suffer. They have always wanted you to suffer.
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>>557995892
These people are such retarded faggots holy shit they should kill themselves
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>>557996070
They're asleep right now they need a good rest for a hard day of doing fuck all at the office tomorrow
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>>557994915
https://mega.nz/folder/O740BRQB#BRPYXWbEwKKRTHHfXrzvtQ
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I want to send genuine death threats to the developers
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>>557996070
You will get 10% more requisition booster next battlepass and you VVILL like it.
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>>557996193
Well at least when we loose because of Joel I'll get to see more of these two. Right?
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>>557996396
if they release a new req sink it'd be dope
but considering we didn't get T6 ship upgrades despite being in the trailer i fuckin doubt it
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LOOK AT ME HELLDIVER
LOOK AT ME
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>>557996718
I'm gonna be real anon if they release T6 I'm just gonna cheat the samples.
I fucking hate how hard locked I was because of rare samples. Plenty of normal and super samples but fuck all rare.
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>>557976606
a single stratagem call in capable of killing TWICE that?
sounds pretty fucking good to me
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arrowhead's list of warcrimes :
raping (of anything, from plastic bottle to a smooth river pebble) - instant ban
liquid flamethrowers
chuds winning by sheer strength of will
media illiteracy
nazis
fascists
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It's over.
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>>557996860
same desu
rare samples always bottleneck first and that's just retarded
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>>557996860
>>557997120
>Plenty of normal and super samples but fuck all rare.
sounds like someone who doesn't play on diff 6
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>>557996070
40% stratagem cooldown is something that would get pushed to sell warbonds then nerfed after a week or two
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>>557997120
Maybe arrowhead will do the sensible thing and release a sample exchange system along with T6.
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>>557997306
>Maybe arrowhead will do the sensible thing
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A SEAF strategem doesn't sense to me, all of our equipment is designed to be light and disposable because it all gets left behind after extraction. If we could deploy SEAF squads on random planets they would all get abandoned after each mission.
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>>557997353
SEAF-chans are light and disposable
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>>557981327
Some of the most kino moments in the game were a helldiver or two atop some rocks and cooking a horde of bugs in a choke point below. For the life of me I will never understand how retarded swiggers can be
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>>557997340
Voxxed by the panels enchanted with a rapid-health-depletion aura.
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Let's talk about what makes Arc (and stuns) dogshit:

1. The buildup is absolutely horrendous, and thus it takes far more effort to proc stuns than it should. During the second Hive World campaign, I remember blasting a Stalker point-blank with the Blitzer, and then it recovered and tongue-lashed me before I could get a second shot off. The Pummeler and Pacifier are even worse trash, when back in the old days it used to take just one Pummeler round to the mouth to stun a Bile Spewer.

2. The damage is weak and inconsistent when applied to enemies, but instant-kill when applied to players unless they're explicitly wearing Electrical Conduit. For instance, the Tesla Tower will one-shot players even with 50% Arc resist, so it absolutely has to be that one armor that otherwise serves zero purpose. And against enemies, you have to pray that the lightning chains properly and doesn't decide that a corpse is more important than the charging Alpha Commander. Nobody wants to be a TK machine while only marginally inconveniencing the enemy.

3. Static field can't be worked around. If I drop an Orbital EMS, or have an EMS Mortar Sentry, or put a Static Field shell into a SEAF Artillery, and I wade into the blast zone, I'm going to be slowed for all of my movement and lose all of my stamina. It's absolutely bullshit that there isn't an armor passive that prevents this from happening.

The entire concept needs a rework. Players should be allowed to bring the K-9 without being scared of instant-killing their teammates, the 40-50% Arc resist armors should have utility in protecting you from friendly fire (and by extension 95% Arc resist should absolutely not be mandatory), Arc weapons like the De-Escalator, Halt and Pummeler should more readily stun targets for longer periods of time without requiring constant additional fire to re-proc the stuns due to how short they are, and lightning chains should be more lenient to allow players to hit multiple enemies more consistently.
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Unleash the Chinese hacker locust plague on Joel and his MO’s
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>>557997353
Considering they send Blueberries into battle with a Liberator and a single EAT with no battleplan except "wander around and shoot things till you die", SEAF are absolutely disposable.
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>>557997728
Reddit take
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>>557991746
I literally have not enjoyed this piece of shit ever since they fucked with the balance that very first time. 10 felt fucking fine and then they decided to fuck with everything because they only played on fucking 5 or 6. "They reverted it", no, no they didnt. It still feels awful. Only came back on to contribute to the war effort, as well as when super earth was invaded. But damn 10 feels fucking awful and I feel fuck useless.
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>>557997728
>Arc weapons like the De-Escalator, Halt and Pummeler
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>>557997858
>into the unjust
>the devs do unjust things
>machine of oppression
>devs are oppressive
hmmmm.......
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>>557997728
I don't really think it needs a full rework.
It's okay in this game to have a weapon in your that is prone to accidentally offing your team mate but the arc thrower doesn't justify it.

imo they should give lean into it being a team killing machine and just give it more direct dmg to the first enemy hit(and by more i mean at least double at 500Arc dmg) but then spread out to everything around like some kinda violent spiderweb and those arc-threads should do like 30%-50% dmg.

Just doing that would make it good since even the pitiful stun duration that it has could keep a whole choke point locked down.
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>By the time the MO ends we will have destroyed 4 cities
>Super Earth has 4 destroyed cities
Does Arrowhead thing supposed this is some "master class" of story telling or something?
Imagine how fun the Cyberstan invasion if Arrowhead kept their fucking surstromming stained fingers out of the damn thing and just let us play the game. But no. Need to force "tension"
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Complete the loadout:
HD1 armor and helmet
Constitution
Senator
Machine gun
Shield backpack
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>>557991746
It's the same as Meridia, SE, Oshaune, why do you even care about fake flavor text?
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Holy shit the wasp fucking sucks against bots.
Unusable.
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>>557999071
Cyberstan is filled with shitty invisible walls and hitboxes. Of course a weapon that needs to curve would be shit
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>>557997728
stun and arc are two different status effects
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>>557998810
OMG, WERE JUST LIKE THE BOTS!!!!!! THANK YOU MEDIA LITERACY!!!!!!
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SAVE THE 77TH

IF YOU DO NOT YOU DO NOT BELIVE IN SUPER EARTH

REPORT TO THE NEAREST WALL TO GET SHOT.

SAVE YOUR FELLOW HUMANS

THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE
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>>557999142
It doesn't even reliably kill hulks with a full mag even with a clear line of fire.
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>>557999231
arc isn't a status effect it's a damage type
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>>557999071
Aim higher and to the sides
Don't use it on Hulks if you aren't willing to waste ammo
But yes it sucks on cities
I could be considered an expert on all things WASP and I still don't know what's the artillery mode for besides wasting even more of your limited ammo
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>>557999357
artillery mode is for when you have an incredibly tight grouping of 10+ chaff enemies and you want to kill 3 of them
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Holy fucking shit what the absolute fuck are AH doing? This is so fucking stupid, I can't even begin to understand what their thought process was here. Do they think this is fucking cute? Do they not understand that we can see them actively rigging this shit? This isn't just blueballing anymore they are actively telling us to go fuck ourselves.
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>>557999302
Bleberries literally have only existed on paper this entire MO shut the fuck up, it doesnt matter
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>Vox escape pod lands on me as Im walking to the extraction shuttle
>Die
>Leaved without me
AHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY I'M LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OR ROFLING AS THE KIDS SAY AHAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT THANK YOU JOEL VERY BASED FUCKING FEATURE I WILL BE SURE TO CLIP IT AND UPLOAD IT TO TIK TOK AHAHAHAHA OH GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING I'M LITERALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AHHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
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>>557999558
I mean transcendence was never winnable from a long while back, at least they have a flavorful lead in to our failure.
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flemsdfer please change up your typing style when you're on here, it breaks my immersion to be browsing FJ then see the name of an anon poster. thank you.
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Automatons wives soon...
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>>557999706
They have had their fingers on the scales of this event from the start.
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you can tell the newfags from the fact that they still get mad at MOs
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>>557999840
This is far and away the worst case of swede fuckery we've ever been put through.
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>>558000085
lol
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*yawn* i'm going to bed
good luck i guess
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>>557993841
3/4 we are diving on cyberstan
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>A critical military production node
>Blowing it up did nothing
Why even have flavor text like that?
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>>558000170
Seriously what tops this? Even the sperg out during the SE event wasn't this bad.
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>>558000267
lol as in who gives a shit retard lmao
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>>558000285
Oh, my bad, you're just a niggerfaggot
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>>558000085
Hard disagree. The GMs wouldnt stop meddling in everything and kept hamstringing everyone for some retarded reason.
I'm always reminded of a real quote when asked about the Galactic War where they commented "theyre actually winning"
This might seem like a harmless quote but to me it tells me they 100% try to rig things for us to lose.
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>>558000373
>t. gets mad at monopoly
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>>557993841
52% liberated (we began this at 44%)
3/4

we're resting, gathering snacks, regrouping. another 40 minute deployment is next.
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>>558000267
atleast the SE invasion and into the untested were on fun new biomes
the novelty of mega-factories faded after a couple dives

this update has a shit MO AND a shit map
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This is the only time we influenced the story.
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CONVINCE THE BLOB TO GO TO AURORA BAY!

FUCK THIS BORING RAILROADED SHIT!
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Burst-fire Knight is ok. SMG's are really gay for making magnified optics the final unlock.
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>>558000382
>The GMs wouldnt stop meddling in everything and kept hamstringing everyone for some retarded reason.
That's exactly whst they did here, only we got even less fucking content with this update
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>>558000453
it'll never be that good again...
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>>558000267
not once have players had the ability to affect the GW since the liberation changes
there's not a single difference between what you read on the map and what you watch on the TV
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Oh ok. So there really wasn't an Automaton Hivelord-esque boss hidden in Transcendence.
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>>558000407
>SE Megacities against Squids
>Fun
Genuinely stopped playing for a year that shit sucked so much ass.

Cyberstan is cancer, but bots are still the only thing in this game that isn't complete shit to fight, so it's at least got that going for it over SEshit.
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>>558000515
Dont forget when they made us waste NINETEEN FUCKING HOURS on one city before they finally did something.
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>>558000453
>>558000591
A reminder after doing this Joel started doing asspulls about bots "hacking the DSS" to disable it. Such a petty faggot.
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>peak burger hours
>barely 100k people on Cyberstan
dead fucking campaign
soon to be dead fucking game
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>>558000816
Wait for the weekend
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>>557998508
Just one of many devious methods at Arrowhead's disposal to deplete our limited reserves.
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It's over. Play drg
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>>558000631
Fully convinces me that the Vox was supposed to be a remake of the Siege Mech from the first game that would function like the Hive Lord. Then it turned out to be easier to kill because it didn't hide underground constantly, and in classic Swigger fashion they sperged out and decided making a billion of them spawn at once would save their hekkin epic boss enemy from irrelevance.
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>>558000856
took that multi ton escape pod like a champ
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>>557979190
hopefully its as good as the double freedom but you just know its going to be like every shotgun in video games, a piece of shit that will tickle after 5 meters
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>>558000852
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>>557999607
>Bleberries literally have only existed on paper this entire MO shut the fuck up, it doesnt matter

YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD ANON, THESE ARE YOUR FELLOW DIVERS WHO HAVE AIDED US DURING THE ENTIRE FRONT.

DO YOU FORGET THEIR AID ON SUPER EARTH?

WE MUST HELP THEM.

ALL HAIL THE 77TH
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>>557976275
Hello fat weak psyopped cucks of /hdg/.
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Why do I something get instantly deleted by perfect aim from 3 bots while other times I barely take any damage with 30 bots shooting at me?
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>>558000896
>decided making a billion of them spawn at once would save their hekkin epic boss enemy from irrelevance.
>decided
>implying that AH made a conscious decision
They don't play past diff 5, that have absolutely no idea what diff 10 is like. They didn't decide anything, they added the vox engine to some spawn tables and called it a day. Hell, in their minds a vox engine is probably weaker than a factory strider. They probably went in to this event fully worried that they made diff 10 too easy.
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>>558001225
>THESE ARE YOUR FELLOW DIVERS
they actually aren't believe it or not
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>>558001264
I'm not fat
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>>558001264
Hey Flutey, slept well?
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>>558001306
Bad luck. Same thing happens with Elevated Overseers sometimes just fucking executing you instantly with a single fully accurate burst.
pic very related
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>>558000779
the funny part is he had complete control during the whole thing. he could have altered rates, added more modifiers, or done some other ass pull. we have such limited agency yet still managed to win by effective using the few tools available to us. Joel simply got outplayed by a room full of monkeys with a typewriter and never recovered
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>>558001704
>>558001306
Enemy aim being a pure dice roll that randomly decides to leave you unharmed or instantly kill you is such a shit, lazy way to handle it.
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>>558001704
What gun is that

The agitators will have a rapid fire stunlock that can flinch you until you're dead, only happened to me once when I was host
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>Do several D10 missions in stealth with no deaths
>Fine for the first couple ops
>Suddenly in the next the DSS is targeting me very closely, gunships are extremely accurate and the game is spamming roaming patrols and static patrols
>Finally die because the DSS bombed me while I was scoped in
>Suddenly the game is back to normal
Wow, what a weird coincidence
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>>558001942
Pretty sure Anon in that clip modded the model of his Coyote.
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>>557997728
the only thing that makes arc weapons frustrating to use is their to-this-day inconsistent targeting and fizzling issue that has never been fixed but only quietly swept under the rug by making the weapon produce an arc regardless if it actually hits anything or not.
Beyond fixing it the arc thrower specifically could use a quality life improvement in the form of giving it the bltizer treatment: instead of holding down the button to charge up a shot that you then need to release, it should instantly fire but have a 1 second recharge rate. That will allow you to hold down the mouse button and fire in (essentially) full auto like the blitzer, saving your clicking finger. If you really want to buff them beyond just fixing them then just giving them a 100% durable damage ratio (like the tesla tower already has) would be enough. The individual damage per shot would still be low but it would be extremely consistent, reliable damage.

As for stun weapons, you need to keep in mind that the very same patch that fixed clients multiplying status strength was the same patch that broke clients applying any status strength at all when not near the host. Any discussion of how useless status weapons are from that patch until Into the Unjust 6.0.1 needs a huge asterisks appended to it. When the pacifier was introduced it had a nominal status strength of 1 and an effective stun status strength of 4 in a full lobby, and right now it has a consistent status strength of 2. That actually translates to only a 1 to 2 bullet difference between guaranteed stuns now compared to before the multiplication fix, depending on the target. Targets are also stunned for twice the length of time compared to before: used to be the stun from pacifier and pumeller lasted for just 1.5 seconds, now it lasts 3. Only, because of the host proximity bug, peoples perceptions of them are they never stuns at all, ever, even now.
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whoever came up with war striders should be lynched. Every mission I drop in is nothing but a spam from those fucks.
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>>557999791
as soon as you stop... Horsing around, botchan
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>>557995564
>>557989820
Thanks for the games boys. Was one of the most fun i ever had in this game. The teamplay was over the chart.
THE BASTION RAPES CYBERSTAN
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>>557999791
Helldiver...
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>>558002142
Horsing... around...?
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>>558002090
The targeting issue wouldn't be as much of an issue if they had let the fast charge bug remain in the game. Unfortunately the swiggers are just fucking retarded.
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bot lobby where?
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There are no horses.
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Why do so many try to go for the vents?
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>>558002120
Bro your Eruptor?Quasar?3 EATs? AMR?
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>>558002265
It wasn't even a bug, it was just the values weren't set correctly. Which leads me to believe at one time they were experimenting with the arc thrower doing variable damage based on charge time, decided against it, but then never properly reset the minimum charge time. And since they aren't doing that there's no reason, mechanically, why the Arc Thrower can't behave like the blitzer
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I know it's all fantasy headcanon, but i still love this kind of shi
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8138PqjMoRA
>day1 player
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>>558002385
Takes 10 seconds at most. Leveller should only be used when the Vox spawn 100+ meters out and they have line of sight.
For the love of god don't shoot the Vox when you see me next to it, just let me use some primary ammo and a single grenade to kill it.
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>>557999275
Only those with a legitimate valid Media Literacy certificate from a verified credible liberal arts school will understand this image.
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Is she safe, is she secure?
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>>557998810
>Imagine how fun the Cyberstan invasion if Arrowhead kept their fucking surstromming stained fingers out of the damn thing and just let us play the game.
what invasion? the bots would have been wiped off he map 80 times over by now if there wasn't any 'itnerference' from the devs in the progress of the war
because that's what you want: you want to be able to easily liberate planets within hours of them opening up
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>>558002694
Anon... Don't look up...
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>>558002610
wait, /hdg/ assured me that humans are ontologically good... what's going on here?
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>>558000397
55%
we moved the needle 11 points
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>>558002694
It seems... in your , you killed her...
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>my go to Twigsnapper armor has a 77 tattoo
>this is probably unrelated to the 77th literal who seaf unit
fuck sweden
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PROTECT THE 77TH AT ALL COST

THE SEAF HAVE DONE MORE THAN MOST HELLDIVERS

KEEP THEM SAFE

CAPTAIN 77TH DEMANDS IT
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If nothing else, the Cyberstan debacle taught me to ignore every MO going forward because it’s all fake & gay and joel is a riggernigger.
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The Bugdivers? Where were the Bugdivers when our offensive failed? Where were the Bugdivers when our enemies closed in around us at Solidaritet!?
FELL DEEDS AWAKE
NOW FOR WRATH
NOW FOR RUIN
AND FOR THE RED DAWN!
FOR THE 77th!
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>>558003239
JOEL THE NIGGER RIGGER
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>>558003051
now ur just punching air bro
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I was asked, why take portable hell bombs when we already are supplied them..
I was also informed we are facing 5 vox.
5 vox plus 8 hell bombs equals democracy.
that's basic math!
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>>558003069
Hmmm… no. I’ll be fighting squids to be real with you.
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>>558003363
ok you foughted squids sir, redeem cyberstan
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>>558003275
If your analogy were to hold, botdiver Theoden would ride into the uruk-hai horde and be immediately impaled by 15 pikes, and would gurgle “fucking… Gondorians…” as his retarded ass slumped into the muck.
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>>558002120
I miss scout striders to be honest, early day when you dive around them to take out the driver, was satisfying as fuck
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>>558003275
>>558003069
THE GODDAMN BUGDIVERS WERE IN THEIR BEDS WHILE THERE WAS BLOOD TO SHED.

WEAR THEIR HIDES AS CAPES.

WE HOLD THE LINE
FINAL STAND
THE SEAF WON'T DIE
ON CYBERSTAN
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cringe larpers get out
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>>558003550
Who hurt you
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>>558003550
Swedish LOTR sounds like it sucks desu
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>>558003646
this isn't LARPing, read the Bhagavad-Gita
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https://playstationresearch.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_e5axGbuzwcSRS4e
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>>558003730
no thanks. I don't work at a call center so there's no need
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I kind of hope confirmed riggernigger joel not only turns the Cyberstan offensive into a wet fart, but that he also deletes the imaginary SEAFies just to rub his dick on botdivers’ faces a bit more.
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Gonna mod my game a bit
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>>558003742
>Moreover, please tell joel to fucking hang himself and Alexus to play in fucking traffic
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>>558003909
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/9334
start with this
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>>558003646
I had fun LARPing in pubs all night tonight. Fuck you where's your whimsy you emotionally rigid telephone pole.
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>>558003983
No i dont think i will
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>>558003646
IMAGINE NOT HAVING ANY WHIMSY

YOUR LIFE MUST BE SAD

ANYWAYS PROTECT THE 77TH!
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>>558003363
I went in expecting to fail (albeit I didn't see just how hard Joel was going to try to make it look like we ever had a chance), so I still have enough dark humor left to see it to the end. After that, yeah, gas the squids, let him seethe when nobody wants to keep fighting the losing fight.
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>>558004082
this
even most of /hdg/ lobbies i played yesterday and today were on full on larping for the fantasy 77th.
If you don't lean into the fun you will not have fun.
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How do I drop the portable hellbomb that we are getting for free? I managed to prime it but had to jihad myself.
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>>558004416
hold X
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I've played all the MOs so I'm used to the rigging, but I don't know, something about this MO feels different; I'm actually kinda annoyed at how blatant it is this time.
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>>558003594
If Swedes had any common sense they would interview SEAF units after their rescue and one of them is SEAF-chan . Thats the only way for them to salvage this entire shitshow.
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>>558004480
Chinese hackers absolutely mindbroke joel.
He even forgot to turn on the progress meter for like 18 hours after we liberated a city.
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>>558004534
>If Swedes had any common sense
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
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GIVE ME A SEAF WARBOND AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
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>EAT, Commando, Leveler, Hellbomb
>Just sprint from objective to objective, swallowing stims whenever you start getting shot at
>Clear 90% of objectives in 10 minutes (the team spends 10 minutes just clearing 1 objective and then getting stuck behind a wall of Vox because they have no brain between them)
Its sad I have to carry but it is what it is.
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>>558004416
That's the point. We're supposed to wipe ourselves out to cleanse the shame of rejecting the impossible mission. Why do you think we have permanent traitor mode engaged?
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>FLAVOR TEXT

>RESCUE THE 67
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>>558004605
That's always been the meta. It was even funnier when you got a competent team and all 4 players fanned out searching for shit to blow with their portable hellbomb. Pretty much instant mission clear
This before they gave it to everyone for free now people just waste it on trash mobs
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>>558003051
It’s the same 77th
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>>558004650
SIX SEVEN
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>>558004696
Leveler has really upped the clear time for it as well, wiping out a whole objective in one shot
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>hitbox off
>instant mission complete/extract on
railroad these nuts into your mouth joel
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>>558004221
that image is perfect bro
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I feel bad for new players and dadgamers that will see how useful the portable hellbomb is for this operation and they'll buy servants of freedom just to have it available at all times and then realize it's overkill and shit for like 90% of regular missions.
It almost feels like deceptive marketing
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>>558004221
>trvth acorn
i audibly laughed
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THERE ARE NO HOST ISSUES
DO LET THE REDDIT COMMIES TELL YOU OTHERWISE
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>>558004221
holy shit bro where did you find this??? I laughed so hard my boyfriends cum squirted out of my nose!
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>>558005009
>I feel bad for new players and dadgamers that will see how useful the portable hellbomb is for this operation and they'll buy servants of freedom just to have it available at all times and then realize it's overkill and shit for like 90% of regular missions.
Nah its pure fun. Bless their souls.
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>>558005057
my sandwich is almost done cooking, stand by
(B.L.T.) bacon, lettuce, tomato ((with cheese, mayo, and salt and pepper on the tomatoes))
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>>558005009
But have you considered martyrdom is badass?
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>Throw beacon
>Nothing happens for few seconds
>Check stratagem
>Activating
Just give me my supplies
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Can somebody just hack the game and add 2 bajillion reinforcements ?
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Forget the flag
How do you fix THIS?
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>>558005201
what if you just activated a swedish monkey paw and we GET those 2 bajillion in the form of TERMINIDS?
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Rape. Let me tell you how many borgs I've raped since the invasion of Cyberstan. There are 387.44 thousand raped borgs laying dead in the ruins of Cyberstan's factories. If the word RAPE was engraved on each molecule of my standard issue B-01 tactical helmet it would not equal one billionth of the sodomy I wish to inflict unto your ilk at this micro-instant. Rape. Borg. Rape. Borg. Rape. Rape.
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>>558005219
literally who
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>>558005162
>But have you considered martyrdom is badass?
And we don't even get 72 virgins, we only do it for the love of the game.
>>558005219
Easy, make it have the same effect as acid rain. -1 armor level when you hit something with it. But they won't ever do it, cowards.
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>>558005219
rework it to spew deadly slowing sludge and not the gas version of hydrofluoric acid
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>>558005257
wait so then we can play as TERMINIDS?!?! WOOOOW!! SO COOL!!!
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>>558005145
Wtf... That's not a BLT, that's... a BLTCMSP
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>>558005219
Debuffs need to be reworked to have multiple stages
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>>558005219
make it like the sludge gun from DRG where it fires big globs of green cum in a ballistic arc that leave noxious puddles where they land. Direct hits deal decent amounts of durable damage too, at AP5.
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It's crazy how much the quality of this general is improved when there isn't a third worlder spamming for 16 hours a day. Two days of bliss.
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>>558005219
make it leave clouds and give it the acid -1 armour debuff
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>>558005491
Would be cool if you could ignite the cloud with fire to add an explosion effect but that's just straight up ripping off DRG.
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>gooners
what did they mean by this?
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>plant flag on top of bastion
>it does a significant amount of damage to the vehicle, at least 25% of its total health as it begins sparking
why are swiggers like this?
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>>558005632
Armor is made of paper because adding realistic values comparable to bot equivalents would make it immortal and buffing enemy weapons would cause them to one shot you.
Please understand.
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>>558005632
>65 is 25% of 8000
anon failed basic math
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>join a pub mission
>they still bring NOTHING for fighting voxes
how? We've been fighting them for over a week now.
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>>558005345
i dont care what it is, it was a super kino flavor. so tasty I must tell the world about it. im ready to save the SEAF from cyborg bullies now.

rally gooners and helldivers!

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244631485642/76561197995757904
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>>558005629
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>>558005853
3/4
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>>558005632
Did you miss the patch notes for the flag?
>Changes
> Increased damage from 110 to 200
> Increased durable damage from 55 to 100
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>>558005886
this is terrible
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>>558005886
how do you brown shitkins play like this?
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>>558006087
one-handed, I'd assume
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>>558005886
SEAF-CHAN LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?!
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>>558005853
full
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>>558005219
More range, armor decrease and make it apply a slow debuff. Like what the Tiberium Troopers from CNC3 did to differentiate themselves from the Black Hand troopers.
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>>558005219
Leave gas clouds behind that persist for 5-10 seconds. Doesn't need to last as long as burning ground since it actually does crowd control.

>b-but muh armor debuff--
Make that its own separate status effect and weapon class. Acid Strike, Acid Grenades, Acid Spraygun.
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>>558005751
>buffing enemy weapons would cause them to one shot you.
But anti-armor bot weapons do that already. Cannon towers have been cross map snipers since release.
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>>558002610
so... antifas ?????
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>>558002610
>they're just like you chud
>actual body horror
we may be government drones but atleast SE isn't taking my cock and balls off so i can run a lil faster
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Keep getting raped in d10 cyberstan, cant seem to figure out a proper loadout.
How would i go about actually doing so and not dying a shitload
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>>558006472
textbook coping
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... one more dive
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>>558006472
Cyborgs most definitely wirehead themselves, they feel no pain because they are in a 24/7 goonsesh.
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>>558006525
use CE
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>>558005257
>Drop bugspores on Cyberstan
>Now the clankers have to deal with bugslop too
If only Swiggers were capable of high enough mental function to make enemy infighting possible. Alas
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>>558006525
the answer to crutching like a baby shitter is always supply pack
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>>558006639
>>558006639
>>558006639
>>558006639
>>558006639
>>558006639
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>>558006525
C4 for voxes
Leveller for voxes
Gatling barrage for voxes
And 120mm for voxes
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>>558006525
1. Split up so all of you aren't being buttfucked by the hordes
2. Manage enemy drop ships by keeping troopers in check until it's time to really get loud
3. Set up killzones with tank; treat it like a fat ass emplacement so your buddies can clear the objective even if that means 3 guys on the flag and your lone self using the tank from +100m to snipe voxes/striders and mow down everything else
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>>558006525
rail gun, silo, leveller, eagle air strafe, ammendment and saber
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>>558006472
The equating of sides by describing them doing the same sort of things doesn't work when one is significantly uglier and freakier than the other, if the sides are otherwise equal then theres no reason for people not to pick the one that at least looks and functions normal.
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>>558002569
>For the love of god don't shoot the Vox when you see me next to it, just let me use some primary ammo and a single grenade to kill it.
Alright everyone. Hold your levellers and ultimatums. Let's all watch anon slowly dispatch this critter.



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