8008135 Edition.Tips for being a good taichou:>New birds appear>Named boobies>No big booba>Your disappointment is NOT unmeasurable and your day is NOT ruined!>Roll for Blue-footed Booby!>Her red-footed sister is next!>Don't miss your dailies playing the main story!>0 stamina campaign! (until the 27th!)>Collect more tickets for more friends! (until the 5th of March)>Cool armor now available for chameleon and weird brownie cat!>Kingdom still there.......!!>Kemono Friends Kingdomhttps://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/22934https://kfk.neocraftstudio.com/>Official Twitterhttps://twitter.com/KFK_Global>Kingdom Mate Codeshttps://pastebin.com/E83JZa8Z>Spreadsheet of KFK Friend skillshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17xPtOWcme5Q_jME766nAK8axgU9kMoDqnIy6nxHWS3A/edit?usp=sharing>KF3 PC Version and Mobile Versionhttps://kemono-friends.sega.jp/dmg/https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/7253>Wikihttps://gamerch.com/kemonofriends3/>Chokotto Animehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBF41up3_HuNP73ooKXlWoA>Official Twitterhttps://x.com/kemono_friends3>KF3 Friend Codeshttps://pastebin.com/Jjh09inL>Guide and Skill Sheetshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1PjGc0aSeumBzPXgx4pCndXsKGhWQzBIAeSGvQYaAAuo/edit>List of Translated Status Effectshttps://pastebin.com/KWJLmUjB>Model ViewersKF3 - https://katboi01.github.io/ModelViewerLite/?id=-1Kingdom - http://katworks.sytes.net/KingdomViewer/>Moose-Taichou's Repositoryhttps://mega.nz/#F!vF1lxQIR!ZdFaa5BC9N_t2giO0QSxCg>Moose cache backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/RcAmACTQ#CvwsQ28X0lCOcx39yUuDqw>Another backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/h9UWSILS#sW4IzqVGVLSwNsky2B6zbw>Previous Thread: >>556833937>Tip of the day:Do not fear the birds taichou. It's not big of a deal if they take you to their nest unprovoked. Everything will be fine...!
We live yet again. Please don't let it die again so fast!
>>557982236I have to sleep some time
sneks. think about it.
Friendly reminder that we got a new set of story chapters today. Something about our favorite blue girl who can't say a word and a katamari made of jellybeans, I dunno. I just work here. Lots of free urchins and a bird with a funny name too.
>>557986462I do think about them
It's almost over taichou....
I don't know if I should be scared or aroused...
>>558002075Why not both?
faces of burd
WAKE UP
>>557982236If I wasn’t awake right now there *is* a real chance this thread would have died soon given the last reply was 4 hours ago
>>558000649It gave us that beautiful book.
>>558003418The tiny spot of blue lipstick is enticing.
Usako and Hululu will be doing a wrap up on the recent KF events.https://youtu.be/irTNvRqFCEc
New things for your shelves. Also a shirt for foxers. https://the-chara.com/blog/?p=67021
>>558024849Neat.
Friendception.
>>558024849Lion friends (female based) vs Lion friend (male based) in the middle. Well, all three are cute girls so it doesn't matter.
>>558028076>smoshed by big male tiddiesimagine
>>558028076>>558029727
>>558028076Imagine getting them to try seeing which type of Lion is better by using you as a 'test subject'...
>>558024849>Eurasian Lynx, Guru and Sand brain microfibre clothsConfirmed softest of cats
>>557982236>tfw no Rabirabi
nice pair of
>>558036343the hell are they doing?
>>558037320The booby step.
Sweater birdies.
dinosaur Friends confirmed
>>55804042030's not that old!
>>558041058Yeah its still young!
>batman returns
>>558048750Me on the right
>>558053340Do you think they did this on purpose? Surely an English language joke about their names, that doesn't make any sense in Japanese, in a game with an English speaking playerbase in the double digits has to be a coincidence, right?
Jumping birdie
>>558057291The boobers and their wellies remind me of this old duck. I hope she becomes real too, one day.
>>558053340>>558054526You have to appreciate boobies and titties
>558054526I dunno. Japanese people (especially otaku) know enough about boobs to know the English euphemism (which are also in the game).
It came to my attention that the guy who made this cool animation and many other friend related stuff, recently made public his fanbox for whatever reason. He didn't posted much but what is there is pretty good and you should check it out.https://z4z45ni.fanbox.cc/
>>558058803>that 4 pager with the 'raffeA hero
>>558058345Hopefully. She’d be a very cute friend to have in the game :)
(You) will never be brutally honest like that to Friends... right, taichou?
>>558071710I respect flatty's guts
>>558078367Nice artist, surprised I hadn't seen their stuff before. They draw some very soft looking Friends
>>558081010Yep. He's been making fren stuff for a while, he also made the doragon comic above. Kinda surprising he's still around with us in the pit
horsey!
Hear me out. Year of the Horse - More extinct perissodactylates. Bonus points if they include one of these, just to confuse everybody https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennet
>>558092435>smol spanish ded horsey with cute sounding nameoh god please make it a reality
>>558000649They're being deported back to Japari Park
>>558106884Back to where the frens can hog taichou all to them selves
Touch bird
https://twitch.tv/or_lavieJungle horse is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPj1rxfMXYRP Wolf timehaha funny URL
>>558092435we need a small bratty "horse" friend!!!!
>>558122427Imagine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-fup-aZtnMCrab is unsick now
I keep getting held up by ip problems. I'm slowing down taichoubros.
The Booby boobies are just the right size.
>>558130246The Booby boobs boobs boobily
>>558120907
>>558114834More Friends who are so close to wearing virgin killer sweaters as their default costume.
The Rose Bride is getting a rerun.
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34537907Never forget
>>558140628Handsome desk basherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4oQU7Ovy9w
>two eyes
>love my poofy pants, hime
>>558135553>GOHAN DA
>>558129368It's okay linkchou.Also, is that the cat she wishes she was?
>>558132565what the actual fuck lolbtw is there a reason why none of the other kemov gals haven't joined her? or it's just that none of the others share her autism for this type of game
>>558134284still love the fact that they got that older VA to voice her>>558135157BEEEEEG
>>558141474still miss my mommy cat :(>>558142048cute
>>558143107why so serious tho>>558144764what a cute nutjob
>>558147217The retired shape shifting rodent plays it too (in the past 12 hours almost every day, now "just" 7 hours, once or twice a week) and they've run into eachother a few times in the past. That particular server was rebooted between october and january, and when it reopened, I believe there was some kind of lottery held to determine a set number of players who could join right away (the old one would bug out bad under too much load). Dire didn't get in right away and she was keeping pretty quiet about it, so it seemed like she might not play at all this season until it just happened. I'm not sure if new characters can join at this point or if it's full.There are other GTA RP servers out there, usually only up for a limited time. Dire and the squeaky one have played those too. not!Guru had a few sessions in an unrelated one playing a paramedic a few months ago, before she had that big hiatus over the new year. I don't think she has the time for it anymore though.>or it's just that none of the others share her autismI'm gonna go with this, it's just too much of a time investment
>>558148143I think Mommy Cat was actually the youngest kemov member...
>>558146853I think she was going on a TV program to talk about pet cats (hers). >>558148586Hime is serious business.
>>558147510>older VAWhich is definitely not Kikuko Inoue as Kako since she is 17.
is this our first glimpse of their full body art
>>558155635Orca is so cool. I'm surprised they haven't reused her covered eyes gimmick for other friends.
>>558144764thats a lotta nuts
>>558155889Sanmoto's eyes are usually covered too. I guess they just haven't found another animals whose eyes are usually hard to see.
>>558156662>SHE JUST LEFT.>WITH NUTS.
>>558156808I feel that doesn't really count when she has a honking great eye on her forehead and a dozen more growing out her ass.
>gonna stuff my fucking face
Sussy friends...
>>558157068
>>558151629Confirmed oldest is Hululu at 34.Confirmed youngest is Cape at 24.Genet is a self-professed "Old hag from the Heisei era" (about 31/32, if I recall)Caracal and Shimahai both turned 30 in the last 6 monthsCoyo mentioned last year that she hadn't hit 30 yet, but then she had birthday party which may or may not have been the big 3-0. I like to think she's probably still a few years off though, with how much cynical old man shit we said in chat that went over her head. She started doing overseas stuff 7 years ago, so assuming she left the states at 18, youngest she could be is 25.Beyond that, it's speculation, and I could very well be talking out my ass.Guru is a tough one. She only moved out of her parents' house a few months back, but she also has the paperwork to ride heavy motorcycles, which may or may not have an age restriction in Japan, haven't checked. My nipponese sucks, so I can't trust what the guys in chat say 100%, but they may have referenced her doing some odd jobs in the past, which makes me think she's possibly in the middle/older age bracket.I've seen much speculation here that Usako is potentially the oldest, with the amount of weird, old internet culture shit she's referenced in the past, and I'd have to agree.Kozou joked about being 20, which I don't buy for a second, knowing how long she was Vtubing outside of KemoV. Her kouhai in the GTA RP server is 24 and they're a pretty good fit together, with her usually taking the lead, so I'd wager she's probably a year or two older.Dire I'd put around 27, give or take a year, again, based on the sorts of media she's a fan of. Lots of 2000s/early 2010s music and anime. I also recall her chatting with some real oldfag (again, on the GTA RP server) who was using a bunch of late 90s/early 2000s gyaru slang that Dire didn't seem to get, so I reckon she's one of the middle children.And Geoff is an adult. ADULT (⊙_⊙)
>>558161196Yeah Usako says she has an iMac in storage and can readily conjure up old 2chan ascii art. Plus her lesbian fans feel very at ease around her, like an older sister.
>>558163739>lesbian fansnot sure if want
>>558164381They are the top bats among the Kenzokutachi. There is no escape.
>>558161196IIRC Coyo remembered old Disney channel stuff like Cory in the House so that's a baseline. And we know Usako respects Nicolas Cage ojisan.
>>558167420Huh? No, old Disney Channel stuff is like Talespin and Darkwing Duck. Corey in the House is still pretty new...
>>558167635Sanae-san... I...
>>558143107Impressive. I'm promoting her a few graduations up the dork scale for this
>>558161196Ask Dire what's her favorite PreCure and you'll know her age.
I want spring to come for shimahai
kissing friends directly on the lips!!!
>>558187649Hope you got your rabies shot in time, Taichou.
>>558135157caught sneaking extra sandstar
Conductor we have a problem
>>557986513The lookalike trio and Hikari in the previous chapter ended up in an island near Japari park that had been sealed away and no one had entered in it for a while, "New Galapagos" in the Ryukyu area - the environment apparently completely transformed to match the environment of the animals that were there while it was closed. There, they found out many animals had turned into Friends and also a bunch of round Celliens with magnetic powers attracting a bunch of crap to them. They also found something that resembled the giant Cellien that attacked the park before, all hidden in the island's underground area.They eventually escaped on a boat with the help of that new whale (forgot her name, sorry) and then revealed everything to Nana and Kako.There's also the two birds with blue and red boots from that island that been chased by a Cellien since there, but ended up unconscious and losing track of it in the main land. They're initially scared when waking up in Kako's lab since they had never seen humans before, but they go slow with them so they can calm down.Kako decides Hikari and the trio have done enough and can relax. They had played while on the island and the friends enjoyed it, so they decide to join a stage. Margay sees them and wants to make them idols, but they want to be a band, she decides to not push it, but is aiming for that. When they start they live concert though, Hikari freezes and then runs away.However, based on what they've said, Kako fears maybe a new leader-type of the Celliens will be born and they need to go to the island to stop it. Meanwhile, Dhole and the main exploration team is finally in action searching for the Celliens. They eventually find them and start fighting, but then a Cellien that looks identical to the queen Cellien appears and kills it, absorbing it to herself. They attack her, but then multiple of the Queen lookalikes appeared, surrounding Dhole and the exploration team, and we're left in this cliff hanger.
wake up taichou i want a snack
>>558207001I was told in no uncertain terms "Don't ever feed them after midnight", sorry birdbrain.
Don't forget it's Cat Day, Taichou!
Genet's cathttps://www.tiktok.com/@kurumivn/video/7609476607237098773
She's multifriending.
https://www.twitch.tv/usako_kemovhttps://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemovBat and Urufu are up to no good
>>558167635You must be a Friends who is good at making evildoers suck gas.
>>558212847gururu's bottom version>>558225297Such a cute kot
>>558231795Gururu's mysterious panty ties...
I didn't know she had this lesbian outfit.
>>558237146>maned female lions >marGAY>subaru (rezzu car) the subaru car its all starting to make sense.......
>>558238782Nanoha is old too, Sanae-san.
>>558199728Kako is just upset more people get to see copies of her hot body.
>>558243557Red for stop, green for go
>>558225297He's a handsome guy
>>558248079I'm surprised he isn't named after a Yakuza character.
>>558253487https://www.tiktok.com/@kurumivn/video/7609476607237098773He hates the spotlight too much to be a gangster
>>558237146Butch or femme. She can wear it all.
>>558230219>2026>Skunk is still not in KF3
Nuns are basically giant penguins
>>558260014I know there are plenty of animals (some who are already Friends) who are worse but I hate skunks on principal.
>>558260014You know why
>>558234862what is this goon trying to imply here??
>>558266372That she's gonna wear Taichou like a handpuppet if he messes up again.
>>558262553lewd pengus can(not) be servants of god!
>>558269702She's not lewd! She's just a bit of a lush.
>>558269702Then I'll kill god
>>558272340NOT sugoi!Is that the same guy that was spotted some years ago in a comiket alongside some other dude dressed as Kaban?
>>558274137I've got one or two pictures of him, but none with other guys
>I used to be mad at Friends but being gay with them gets you free cakes.
>>558275845female h*mans in the park... not even once!
>>558276897It's a necessary evil
>>558285636Please police these Meese
flatty suffering will continue until morale improves
>>558295791It's okay, Byak-chan, nobody likes tigers for their milk anyway
h*mans aren't that bad...https://x.com/ollie_stratos/status/2025258982915670270/photo/1
>>558304179Gravity seems a little stronger around Kako for some reason
>>558305027Wonder why
>>558305125Prolonged effects of sandstar on a normal 17 year old body, surely
>>558290341Mounties can’t deal with this.
Drunk fox and bat are uphttps://youtu.be/OT0GFOybbwYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJBtRjoHAjI
>>558329068Fox cheese brain working as intended
Her body is incredible.
The girls had another cameo https://www.corocoro.jp/chapter/48979/viewer
>>558339105Caracal(Patric Laine) Caracal.
Tanuki has tatas
bear
>>558341514Taichou has entered the danger zone
spot the Friends
>>558348226In awe at the sheer size of this lass
>>558348539Would you say thar she blows?
dolphine no
>>558349124Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
>>558351072thnx Khan
>>558304179eyebrows titchou my beloved
Urufu makes funny noises https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1FaYpX_i94https://youtu.be/HRsfILmJIRk
>these Friends are pawns
Reminder that Usako is organizing another round of fans talking about their favorite Friends
Enjoy bat sounds from Usako's no.1 lesbian. https://youtu.be/E-ySUQKi0p8
>>558358787Shoob CUUUTEEE
>>558352260Makkou-chan looks like a girl who can appreciate the classics
>>558358787We need the 5 or so posters here to write a dissertation on their favorite friend
>>558364182>the 5 pages are entirely covered in synonyms for breasts
>>558364503...such as?
>>558364503Can I just draw the boobs on mine? I'm not good with long-form essays
The hashtag is フレンズ図鑑大作戦 if you want to see what people are making.
>>558367197get to work, taichou
>>558363676Makkou-neesan's default outfit is all business but her casual fit is cool aunt who really likes aquariums.
Speaking of disguised Friends who like aquariumshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl-tazn3FEQ
>>558366137Why would you want to add more birds to your poster?
>agay and margay
Really wish I was a bear right now.
>>558377328The small cats and their neat, short, high waisted skirts make me want some kind of delinquent sukeban cat Friend who wears one ankle length so she can squat menacingly outside the Japari Konbini at night, retroreflector eyes glowinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL75Msod2iU
Our beloved game, Kemono Friends Kingdom already reached 2 years without any new content and in just 4 months it will reach its 3rd anniversary. Kemono Friends Kingdom truly is a game.
>>558384087Claude, decompile Kingdom's APK and rebuild an offline version with Ostrich playable.
>>558384087Kingdom will live on forever
>Lion pressed her breasts against Giroro (Friend)'s face as a "friendship hug" in the 2nd Keroro collab story.>In the Hanamaru Change Character Story, Lion just tells Barbary Lion they should sleep together and then pushes her to the ground the next moment, then they lie together until the next day.(To be fair, it's because Barbary Lion was just getting weaker by training constantly and Lion wanted to force her to rest).
>>558392961Anon's Animal Facts: The name "Lion" is taken from the first letters of the phrase "Lesbianism Is Occasionally Necessary"
>>558393449That's bullshit but I believe it
>>558383332THIS. I need more deliquent friends in my life
LITTLE kot
LICK them
>>558339105why is everything related to this cat wacky af
>>558405268Too much time in space, not enough air to brain
it's over taichou... IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
>>558406392Do not be sad that is has ended. Instead, be happy that it happened.
>>558406392Ah, another of those pictures for the collection.
>>558408004:(
>Fennec's seiyuu, Kana Motomiya, used to breed degus >She kept one as a pet, named Kisuke>Described it as "like a roommate" or "a husband">In 2018 Mine used Kisuke as the basis for Common Degu's design>Kisuke died in 2021>A year later in 2022, Kana Motomiya adopts a new pet>This time it's a cat, named Kurumi>That same year, Genet, a """cat""", debuts in KemoVWe're through the looking glass here, people.
>>558415992Does... does he likes fennex that much?
Pengbutt
Representation of your pelvis being smashed
Meese!
>>558433119The best!
Poporu is too good for these memers
I follow the Tower Records mascot and cat thing keeps popping up.
>>558383332Isn't the only delinquent Friend the honey badger?
>>558354936I love her voice so fawaing much.
>>558445334Poporu is a gentleman and a saint.
Bat is a star jockey. https://youtu.be/k3Id07WSFto
>>558428000Terrifying backward bird woman.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Aj26RxXPnnIToday's Geohaicaptcha's been fucking up for hours, couldn't post on time
>>558406392It seems like people really enjoy it. I like the story about the grandma trying out the Live2d exhibit and getting really into it.
>>558462668>grandma trying out the Live2dWho did she pick? Which KemoV is irrevocably most attractive to actual Oba-chans?
>>558463481https://x.com/nejirome/status/2025823529347043433Usako I think.
>bigger is better
>>558415992>That same year, Genet, a """cat""", debuts in KemoVThe only Friend to be a vtuber first. It's a shame she's not also the KF3 voice but I guess that would be too obvious.
>>558415992Hmmmmmm
>first day on the job >all new taichous are funneled into a large auditorium during orientation >there is a giant wheel that the senior staff spins for the newbies >the wheel has all the friends listed on it>the friend you land on will be your companion during your tenure at the park >the friend you rolled is...https://katboi01.github.io/ModelViewerLite/?id=-1no cheating
>>558468997i'll take this as a sign of good luck
>>558468997>chaos pigoh dearie me
>>558468997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y
>>558468997It may not be what I expected but a silly chuuni Friend is always good for having fun I suppose
>The first anime will be 10 years old next year.Who wants to Sugoi forever?
>>558468997On mobile right now since laptop is updating. Got bnuuuy
>>558473968Season 2 announced any day now...
>>558477823The JP bros just want a KF3 anime. Imagine beeeeeg Hikari for all to see.
>>558478116>animated HikariThat's season six at earliest, five if Cerval and the Queen's entire thing is shortened.
I wouldn't mind if it was just more funny vignettes. Possibly even based on the card illustrations.
>absolute tanoshii
>the fish are taking our jobs
>>558485587She looks all ready for her first day working the front desk at the local Master Bait tackle shop. Her (several thousand) lifetimes of experience being a fish will surely serve her well.
>>558486065She can always laser blast any shoplifters too. Fish are known for their beam attacks.
Shimahai is lucky to have such a good wife. https://x.com/koitu0524/status/2026228108722860244
Tangentially Friends related, but I was thinking about them stinkers and looking at the wikipedia article on Domesticated Silver Foxes at 5am last night and discovered one of the pictures featured on there has a Spice and Wolf Body pillow visible in the background, lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox#Results
The bird is, and always be, ready
>>558503475For what?
>>558504416She's like a lewd doomsday prepper
paffin
>>558516929This is the kind of Taichou puffin-chan deserves, at least 8x the usual amount of devotion necessary to pacify the overstimulated little junk food gremlin
TOUCH the ball
>>558518030Made to be lovingly, spun, kicked, bounced and otherwise rolled around
https://www.twitch.tv/or_lavieThe jungley horse is apexing
>>558523098I haven't played Apex in ages; did they add a character with enormous tits yet.
>>558518030Touch it now
>>558452948She's too cute to be taken seriously as a delinquent
>>558494270How does this affect the economics of apples?
Look! Up in the sky! A lesbian.
>>558550790which artist was this again
pengii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohNohaoTQFsCrazy cat lady returned from the psych ward to draw Friends for 5 hours in horrible vertical video format
>>558563067Animal girl solidarity.
park staff how could you
>>558568907He tried to warn us
>>558568907Original Servalposting.
>>558452948I never noticed her current design is like a grown up delinquent version of the first one. She even has a tattered cape in hand.
>>558556386He goes by uho440 on xitter. A true specialist in drawing extra soft frens>>558580164Wacky fren fashion is back in the menu I see...
>>558582903Attaining human forme is the key to squishiness.
The Kenzokutachi noticed that the shape of Usako's skirt combined with the shape of her leotard forms the shape of yet another bat on her body. She has so many.
>>558577876>>558586563Mine just does not miss a trick
>>558592356A creature of myth and infamy
>>558592860Our honorary Park Staff member.
>>558553870I can fix her>>558588821Anytime I see usako's rack my mind goes crazy so pls stahp
>>558594662Much like with Genet, that chest is in her soul and not real life.
>>558593141'Tis The Red One to which I refer (we dare not say it's name aloud, lest it reappear from whatever dark realm it's currently lurking)
Play ball with Moose or play with her balls? (You) decide
>>558595795But she loves to play with Lion's paper balls.
>>558595795Moosechou gets to see this on the regular? Woah
I think about this image pretty often
>>558604302I'm gonna say the S word.Savanah
>>558606228
This stinky rat needs some correction taichou
>>558615175Thats right! She does need correction. She needs a bath! She needs to correct that habit of hers of not bathing, shes a rat not a skunk.
>>558615175Japari Park must have some kind of deceased Friend organ donation policy because there's no way on earth that rodent grew those dumplings naturally, sandstar be damned
this kitty needs correction too for falling to social media perverted trends!
>>558621023How many more screens am I going to have to replace because of you?
>>558595795Why not both?
Let's say, hypothetically, I were drawing some Friends art involving Savannah Striped Giant Slug. What would be an appropriate one-liner I could attach to her as a caption?
>>558631009THERE'S A BEAN OVER THERE
>>558632550That might be too many words for the amount of space I have Dubval my beloved, though I may need to translate a few things so there could be a bit of flexibility there
OKITE OKITE OKITTEEEEE
Geeze that was way too close. Taichou almost slept so long they’d miss the bus.
https://www.youtube.com/live/PovI_6IkoBkEVA bat chat in 30~
>i see it in my dreams, that bird...
https://www.youtube.com/live/rZTexCYfBtAStinky fox learns how to clean in 30~
pengiis in disguise
Dire is a werewolf. https://youtu.be/l21NA-wOe9o
>>558621023>Hippo hip atttackBravo.
Usako has a lot of cute things.
People still drawing coyoart gives me life.
>>558659775I long to be loved the way Usako loves Baki
penguin ears?
>>558669084>Tiny Lucky Beast MP3 playerBoss has truly done it all
>>558666294Loving the way Baki does is hazardous to your health.
>>558669735her torso is a : >
Cover that tum but keep your snowman because spring will soon be here.
Step on me
>>558680641Isn't that the appeal of Dystopia?
Remember to sign up for Japari points.
>>558702587Is there actually a way for gaijin overseas to get one of these?
>>558703114just get a custom credit card through your bank
>>558703114Probably? Might be difficult tho
>>558706135Earn your place as the number 1 overseas Kemono Friends fan by defrauding your bank
https://www.twitch.tv/or_lavieHorse
>>558715135Honse
Tupac alive in Japari ParkTupac making album of Japari Park
>>558730621Woah! Can’t wait for his rap collab with Fennec.
someone on xitter found out about the existence of this old gem
>>558740346I didn't think it was that obscure, but I do kind of wish 2017 hadn't ended
Which friends are the most gluttonous?
>new friend added>pinta island tortoise>its lonesome george
>>558746453Humboldt Penguins have the uncanny ability to make buns appear from thin air when they're hungry
I like new turtles.
hululu cutest pengi (not bird)
>>558757342True!!
cutest bird (not pengi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOZb0659_N4Return of the Usapedia in 30~
Turtle club.
>>558772535>hint of spatsThe gift of life
>>558746453Nobody can't top these two dummies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fj4TxDhnl0Aida is awake
why the turts got big baps
>>558779037Water storage units. Sailors used to keep tortoises on board and cut them open because it was the most reliable way to get fresh water.
>>558780306If you squint, 'Makami' and 'Japanese' combines into Mayonaise
>>558780678If you give her the D does she turn into Madokami Japanese Wolf?
Very modest tortoise.
the KFD app just letting you post super clear pics of these NFTs is funny as fuck
>>558783054A reminder that these two (un)fortunately posed idiots can produce offspring
>>558783627I want to perform a servical examination.
>>558790717I hear pigeons are pretty fast. What's her top speed in bph (Beers per Hour)?
>>558779037>>558782867very cute ded turel
watcha lookin' at
taicho...??
>>558793681>>558793863It's great to have someone looking after your health~
>>558793681This isn't lore accurate to Sandstar tails and clothing.
>>558797509I thought tails noclipping (or not) was dependent on how much the Friend is focusing on it, like how they can make animal features disappear completely if they try hard enough.If they're unaware Taichou's peeping, they wouldn't be making an effort to noclip their tails and hide their pants, right?
>>558798175I read it as they noclip no matter what because the animal parts are a stronger part of their identity than the clothing.
>>558803373Someone should have invested more time into actually publishing her research, instead of doing so much 'field work'
>>558804527Mirai just grew up on Animal Planet and has enough love to fill one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CET3xIpk_4EThe Pengi awakes in 30~
Kemonoplasm is magical
Boobies? More like booties am i right taichou??!
>>558814617this makes the snake friends much more understandable
>>558814617
>>558815212I like the red one's dumb tourist glasses. >>558815553What do you mean?
>>558818384神 (亀)
Hululu is so cute.
>>558820110
>>558817287have you seen their giant tails stapled to their asses?the tails not being connected anatomically makes them more believable
Gonna talk to Lucky about assigning the porcupines to Taichous working the night shift. Having two of them in close proximity ought to help keep everybody awake
The horsey is (not) covered!
Uchako is truly (our) girl
>>558846361Why
>>558846361Her limiter's been removed. Taichou is once again in danger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKdOkt0EuvgUsarcade Club in 25~
https://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemovUrufuwatch 2
>>558846361it begins
Human shaped coyote is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPCAbh5h0HQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHCymp9c1xUThis month's Snack Shimahai in 30~
>>558877013Letting Friends loose with credit cards, what's the worst that could happen?
>>558881913>Square>Triangle>SineCan't wait for sawtooth shell tortoise next
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>558883957Comfy slug
The overwhelming darkness of the slumber party.
>>558890534I can't possibly imagine who's falling asleep first and getting drawn on, or who's supplying the markers
>>558891012Never bet against Sand Cat. She's living on a higher plane of existence.
>>558890534Cuuutee
>>558882254>What did Taichou mean by this? Friends can't do math.
welcome to youkoso japari mat
>>558906103Another weird piece of merchandise I don't need but want
There sure is some funky stuff at these pop up shops.
>>558911778>Dump pouches and KemoV shirtsIt's not fairaaaAAAAAH
>>558912874Those tiny purses are very popular.
O-Geoff is back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-LKRa5mxLY
>>558917816Mister Evola, I think I'm ready to ride the tiger now
>>558914725Adult cat up early for spring.
Geoff gave everyone a nonfiction Valentine.
Are you hungry, Taichous? Has finishing off your Friend's half-eaten Japari Bun at lunchtime left you with an appetite?Well, I hope it's the kind of appetite that can be filled with a single orange, because I have fresh OC to shill.Had to be shrinkled a little because I did not realise it had crept up to 17MB throughout the process heh.No, there is no good explanation for why I did this. Yes, there will be more in the future.
>>558929525Sugoi!
>>558927116nice
Bird mouse pad! Bird mouse pad! Bird mouse pad! For (You)!
>>558947808>Mouse pad>Doesn't have any mouse Friends on itYou had one job, Pasta-sans...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u3RxPppnGgFriends NFT fan diary thing update in 30~Volume 9 apparently, though I couldn't find the other 8...https://files.catbox.moe/v5vzed.mp4Also thought I'd grab and catbox this dumb/cool old video from youtube because the meth addict maker's threatening to balete everything and an hero
>>558918794Put the tiger in the tank.
>>558929525Keep up the great work :D
Spot the cat thing and penguins.https://posfie.com/@flipper6627/p/U33RB9k
dhole is in heat
>>558957783>catboxCould you elaborate more on the makers of the video? it's a pretty interesting type of video>>558968623I saw them, yes>>558969292Will need a big bucket of ice for this one!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L_ue3y2AU84Diremanmanmanman>Could you elaborate more Not really. I discovered his channel totally by chance 15 years ago, either via the guy himself posting a surreal Hidamari Sketch edit on /a/, or pulled randomly on tinychat's (RIP) amazing, arcane YouTube search function that occasionally spat out single digit view gold. I forget which.Been subbed since and got a notification last night saying he was homeless. https://youtube.com/@ricd61har
>>558976878Fascinating. Thank you for the sauce.>>558979948>>558980826I like this new little trend
Friend thighs save lives
>It's March
taichos are happy the new bench lets you get really close
>>558990302wake me up when the screen is nothing but cleavage
Anthy...
mate
cool wolf
>>558829970>ATTENTION PLEASE!
>>558981674She looks like she has a fish on her head
George...
Princess realhttps://x.com/shogeki_nine/status/2027632878453158082
>>559002709Nanner looks like such a snack around these massive Friends
>>559004860She may look small, but she's already dealt with a rude fox and a lazy cheetah. Nana establishes dominance.
>>559004860>massive Friendsi wish...
>>559005972They're at least a D cup!
>>559005972There's got to be at least 600kg of Friend there
>>559009025If Cave Lion and White Lion were there the ground would buckle.
>>559016679>PENGUINS>Margay in front
Weekly pengii!Again!https://youtu.be/c2qOFMnaE2k
>>559018370
>>559020973i love elephants and god loves elephants
>>559021321The elephants are pretty gay in Japari Park. They want to pao pao with birds.
WAKE UP!
>>559024079I want to see a side profile view of the model when they posed her for this dynamic shot, they usually look "interesting"
Can't you just look at it in the model viewer
>>559026929Probably not. There's often some 3d modelling shenanigans at work to get those kinds of poses to look right from the desired angles (like extending the arms and neck into unnatural positions/lengths), hence the "interesting" part
>>559027351
>>559027843>The Mongolian mountains, taichou!!!
>>559019786Hululu's hidden talent of screaming without any preparation. She's an amazing girl...
>>559027843>Her right ankleThis hurts to look at, ouch.
>>559031506Don't worry, we'll send her off to get it fixed at the glue factory, they're probably good at sticking busted horses back together
>>559028907I’m glad we all learned about period dramas too.
>>559032305Yeah. That is if they don’t turn her into glue first
>>559043420Hey, those kinds of rumours of unsubstantiated and harmful to the reputation of our good business associates at the glue factory. You're scheduled for disciplinary action, now go get in the back of the truck with the horses, they'll... uh... drop you off along the way.
>>559021964>They want to pao pao with birds.So would you if your birds were full of milk
>>559044083Okay……
>>559061217Goes great with apples.
Which Friend has the worst eyesight?
>>559076456meer sensei
>>558762393What's the source of that picture?Reverse image searching isn't giving me anything.
Drunk fox against scary things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK2G60uIf20Bonus Nyankotan gushing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_AyCk0h14g
le fishe
Human shaped Coyote (still silent)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYguiBU3CFw
>>559083153There's something fishy about that fish, Taichou. I just can't put my finger on it...
kappa
I am being tempted by humans dressing as Friends...
>>559086316is it the glasses?
Barbary is really into hard shells.
>>559093834Pinky looks fucking jacked compared to the other rapsits with those puffy sleeves
>>559094439China is strong.
>smells like a [what] in here
>>559097646 You have alerted the dawg
>>559097646
>>559098484Ah taichou you make me feel young.
>>559092858
>>559102191>Destructive battle maniac cat finally meets a lonesome Friend sturdy enough to RIP AND TEAR without breaking themIs this the beginning of a pure love story?
>>559103025Sometimes a girl just wants to hear she's neat and filled with turtle meat.
look at this amazing magic trick
>>558906103>>558911778>>558913436i gotta give them credit, the merchandise is pretty appaeling and i would buy it in a heartbeat. it's sad the fandom is so small outside of nipland that these will never be avaliable over here :(
>>559104791You lewd dork dogs! Instead of doing magic tricks, shouldn't you be protecting Okinawa from Mechagodzilla or something?
>>558929525FURURU LOVE!great stuff, good job my negro
>>559080523the artist goes by sarutori31 on xitter:https://x.com/sarutori31/status/2027310721848201217it's not that hard to find if you go to any kf lover profile since his art always gets shared around
>>559107570Thank you kindly.I don't pay too much attention to social media so I don't follow any of those accounts.
>>559106479Only if a woman sings a jazzy little tune for them.
>>559106498JP bros often say Hululu is the true idol of Kemono Friends because she's been in every facet of the franchise. Anime, music, stage plays, zoos, and Vtubing.
>>559108632How much of that is due to Grape-kun boosting her profile?
>>559108868Grape-kun is definitely a part of it but I think Hululu has embraced her role too. Plus it pays for beer.
>>559086025>>559086993i love BEEEEEG frens so much
>>559091869can't blame ya
>>559111638Genet-Cam
>>559111638Shimahai can be heard screaming, "NYANKO-TAN" to this day.
burds... everywhere
>>559115639GET AWAY FROM THAT JET ENGINE
>>559116036Planes have to re-speced for Friend Strike.
>>559116036Japari Park is actually an international ally of Iran. These burds will go to God as warriors
>>559103025>without breaking themWhen has that ever gotten in the way of true love?
>>559118005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA0TdXuwBpU
>>559120813I keep seeing her everywhere I go, Taichous...
>>559104064oh god that turtle is too much. fucking mine put so many great things in her
>>559122382San Cristobal Giant Tortoise is going to drive the taichous wild once they get a glimpse of her sideboob.
>>559125961STUPID dogs!
>screams in bootleg
>>559128934Park Staff said we couldn't afford to build a lighthouse, so they just hired this fox to scream at passing ships instead
>>559131010Japari homeless outreach project
giant (NOT that giant) pengus
giant mayo woof
>>559104791>>559106479>>559108305You see? You see what happens!? >>559140185 >>559142968
Welcome to youkoso Nemuri Park~
>>558996954>No いつもの screenThat's dangerous, the process of creating Urufu fashion is too powerful and complex for h*man eyes
>>559160443Guess its naptime for the frens
>>559169171>>558996954Image...
A meeting of minds
>>559129301I mean it’ll probably work out….
PPP (Pengis Plappin Project)
>>559108632That reminds of me of that old photo of her on that zoo standing on grape kun's spot holding him, though now i'm not sure if it was grape or just another pengu>>559121101you mean the D-hole right?
Bat screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/live/4jZpsC7EMeo
Fox going sing hamtarohttps://youtu.be/u2SucZKDQygUrufu is back to the baro https://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemov
Syumo please never stop drawing Friends with the right amount of cleavage.
>>559184962I wonder if another reason they do these cheapo horror games is because you can rarely attack anything, which gets around KemoV's "no harming animals" policy. I suppose JRPG enemies don't count with the amount of DQ Usako plays.
Kemono Foe
Cute fan gamehttps://x.com/xiao_mikan/status/2028825213597864161
>>559198374Nice
taicho it's ear day
>defraud a bank for me
>>559217758I still wonder how they got this literal super model to act in this silly animal girls play
>>559221121In this case I think the 'raffe is a genuine fan of KF. They seem to have access to a pretty wide range of talents. Like the two stage show foxes are pretty popular from what I saw on twitter.
>Calling her mama in front of everyone
>>559212151Is that a tiny Dhole or are those giant credit cards?
>>559227162The Dhole fits on a shoulder strap so those are just fake credit cards for display. The Friends would still think they're real though.
>>559226481I noticed Narwhal is the most mature but even she can't help it.
>>559228530The bigger they are, the more money they hold. Friends understand this.
>>559223502>In this case I think the 'raffe is a genuine fan of KFI thought of that too but my cynical side wouldn't want to believe it lol. But what other reason could there be for her to take on this particular role, right?
>>559233621That's exactly what video games are teaching our Friends! Titanoboa and E.R.F. are so smart.
>>559233956She did a Gravure book before that was basically unlicensed Gray Wolf cosplay. Playing the character's number one fan is a real power move.
>>559176293Usako's art is always great. I wish she did drawing streams.
>>559237131i want to poke it
>>559237131
>>559237131>>559240220i will kiss it
>>559244441me too but with my tongue
frog
kot
>>559244441>>559245708Start the reactor, Qaban
dore
>>559250912Is the animation busted?
weird white rat>>559251195no, that artist uploads all his art in gif format as a mean to make more difficult for others to copy and upload elsewhere. i just uploaded as i downloaded it so i'm sorry if it looked like an animation at first
>>559257130>uploads all his art in gif formatSome advanced autism. I'll never understand why japanese people especially get so obsessed with trying to keeping art or code or whatever contained AFTER they've put it on the internet. What do they honestly expect will happen?
>>559257130>>559257882I think the whole uploading in gif stuff was to prevent @Grok edit this image type garbage from easily happening, at least assuming he started doing that more recently.
https://www.twitch.tv/or_lavieHorace
>>559250912Cute dore
happi okapi>>559260004oh yeah you're right, i totally forgot about that grok edit sheit, not many artists comment on it since i think most don't give a shit. and no, this particular artist has been uploading his stuff like this for a while, he's been one of the most paranoid in the fandom about all the ai shit and also his art being uploaded elsewhere
>>559247698Would be neat to have something like this live on your desktop
Fit or fat...?
>>559284385depends on the season every spring the pinnipeds fatten up for a... particular reason... and then slim right back downexcept for walrus shes always fat
>>559284385>>559285520This is why Friends are amazing and obviously superior to h*man women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al1RR8gHD5EUsaquest in 15~my internet died for 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyiSMoPhDWEAida is up
>>559282454>Of this wine I have no regrets! ANYAAAAAA!!!
>>559266420Mcgunngu's love of the oni boys is admirable. He did a whole comic about Silver as a vtuber who will banish your bad comments into the gourd.
Poor Hululu seems like she's really busy.
>>559297873foxsu regsu...
semi-naked women
>>559302405Becoming a nun is tough
>>559312618Especially if you have to fend off dinosaurs and cyborgs.
>>559311716Rated E
>>559304280Beeg tail. Must be nice to use as a pillow for sleeping
>>559314813It's smooth and muscular.
>>559315116Imagine the naps
>>559317725I think that tail is reserved for the smaller porpoises for when Mama is away.
>>559323425I can't help but get nervous when I see Aardwolf and coloured asphalt like last time
>>559323961She's safe for a few hundred years.
>>559327619>Those bootsAnd just when I thought I'd built up some resistance to Mine and his mind-scanning fetish weaponry...
>>559328182To be fair, the alternate outfits for KF3 are designed by a bunch of different artists. One guy kept a running twitter thread for all his inputs but perhaps another taichou can dig it up.
>>559329240I was wondering the other day if the Personal Fashion designs for the KemoV-voiced KF3 Friends had any input from the tubas themselves, or if they're left solely up to the artist
>>559330426I feel like if they got any input it would be for their own alternate costumes like the landmine girl look for Usako. I wouldn't discount your theory though.
>>559333342KF3 Geoff has half a dozen personal outfits, so I'd like to think they asked V-Roy for at least one
>>559333695Well she is a very rich cat.
>>559341764fact - /our/ Caracal is more closely related to certain kinds of jellyfish than she is other cats>>559336661Is this one normal, at least?
>>559341764oh my word official caracal pantsu and tummy
>>559338780Who's smuggling such powerful narcotics into the park and how are they getting away with it?
>>559299339I liked that one a lot. I wish it could be translated
this coon just needs punishment
>>559356884Hypnotising. I want to learn all the secrets the Live2D models hold.
>>559357717Fully modelled genitalia.
>>559338780these cats are threatening somehow....
giant mommy woof
>>559357843Imagine a cute Chama donguri
mommy woof on (you)r bed
>>559360707You can't let the dog sleep on the bed, Taichou. You do it one night and then before you know it, it's every night. Smell never comes off.
https://www.twitch.tv/or_lavieHorsey cat mama is awake
>>559382818I wish she would stream on youtube. Twitch just sucks so fucking much
>>559392291Yeah those random, abrupt cuts to a Calvin Klein ad that's literally nothing but closeups of a dozen 4K nigger dicks for 30 seconds takes me out of it too.She has a youtube account, but she never uses it. https://www.youtube.com/@or_lavie She did forget her password to play Overwatch, so maybe she forgot the google account's too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmRRAu46eIgPachinkobat in 30~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRE4eF2fwnwIsland Legend Fox in 15~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=texfRbeYVj0Aida soon
Bread horsey cute!Also i want more 4head frens
>>559403340Ass bread never looked so tasty
>>559392927
>>559409270Winter is almost over you christmas weirdos!>>559414813I'm glad these guys are still at it, even though it doesn't generate that much interest outside of the few hardcore fans of the franchise in the west
>>559392927>>559410412I really liked the Kaiji references. Glad this isn't real gamba, I don't want my Uchako in serious debt!
>>559415540I love the player character. Plainy McGaybitch.
>>559415813Usako is not as much of a gambler as Chama.
>>559420640Nice boat
>>559420640Our huge non-verbal autist daughter stimming because she got to witness a 3000 ton mechanical object at anchor
>>559422486The Park adopted her. It's fine. The Friends need someone on their mental level.
burd pantsu... for (you)
>>559423531I need this in red.
>>559426804The feet or the pantsu?
>>559427064The part hat matters.
>>559428489birds with hats on...
>>559435536She's a handsome birb. Wouldn't mind seeing other Friends in whatever you'd call that outfit
>>559435802Costco outing dress.
>>559440297Rare footage of the Urufu exposing her seldom-seen scritch area (exclusively reserved for Coyo use)
>>559441523domo daia urufu desu
>>559446075>Two Teaboos and the walking dairy farm offer Taichou a beverage>Sure to be the best tasting drink he's had all day>However, PigWhat's the catch? What did she add?
>>559447819Truffle oil
>>559382818Once more before bed, horse
>>559414813Serval about to fire a hadouken
this dummy begs to be bullied
>>559462432I could watch this all night I can't. Keep the bus on the road a few more hours, Taichou Maybe someone should assemble a big tamandua cringe compilation clipshow
>>559464142;__;
whitey WILL be mogged by everyone
>>559416067(you) will be a lesbo and (you) will like it!
Transforming into Friends.
>>559465507It's not easy being this scary
>>559484359I'm glad this trend has been dying out recently. There were a couple of artists that liked this shit but they moved on to other franchises which is fine by me
>>559493881We're all Friends here. >>559447819CHAOS
>>559382818The apex horse is back again
JP bros are saying this outfit makes grandma look 2000 years younger
>>559511620We like older women
>>559512630we love hag friends
Cleared for takeoff.
>>559520349So that's where all my olive oil went
Rikumu-san is so kind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obWl3GL6BQ0
>>559524047Thumbnail Shimahai not looking foreboding whatsoever
>>559527698She wants to be carried too.
>>559512630>>559517563She's literally a maneater.
>>559520349Nyoooom
Dirty Piggy
>>559544008Boobflation Taichou can have the big pig, I only want this one
>>559544008i'm offended this got tagged wrong by those KF hating boorus
>>559545647>those KF hating boorusI don't think they hate it, I think it's more that they just don't put much effort into the tagging and that's it
>>559544008piggu keeps growing on me more and more
>>559547647They should approve more art then.
So whatever tatsuki/irodori being doing? They were silent for a while to just randomly drop that little animation of their little devil girl or whatever she is>>559553141ok, maybe in that regard they do hate it lol. The put a lot of stuff under the deleted tag for whatever dumb reason
Become the goat you were born to be, Taichou
>>559558497i wanna take the 'raffe to watch that new goat animated movie and
>>559548752beeg pig
it's so over taichous....
>>559577938It's only truly over when we forget it happened. Remember it.
>>559578096i was talking about the thread taichou, we fine!
>>559579068The bus is close to arriving tho…
I sleeped>>559524047Is live>>559382818Also another not!Guru chat a few hours ago
>>559561312>andAnd?
>>559590384I hope you slept well
Someone should probably drive the bus here soon…
I think we're back... Here's the stuff I couldn't post earlierDire LoL'ing https://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemov Aida https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyVwcmlyzK0And a halfway anniversary ultrasound singing stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZwH8XtaBBI
Taichous must still be clearing Ceruleans out of the server
>>559626914I'm glad Yoshie-san stuck through to season 2, she's an integral part of what makes Aida so weird Aida
MCgunngu just made a 9 favorite Friends hashtag and it immediately took off. What a chad.
Usako singing closer to what her normal voice must be was fun.
>>559632398Hearing Usako's non-dechu voice makes the tiny bat hanging where my heart used to be flutter
>>559633278She isn't also the voice of Honduran Bat is she? The way she says KI made me jump.
>>559633704I do not like the implications of this theory, Taichou. If it's true, then it's been staring us in the face this whole time...
>>559630363ohh so he started that? i was wondering who started it since a saw a lot of captures made by japbrosvery based!
somebody made this tier list on xitter.join me in teling how fucking bad it is
>>559638349I need look no higher than the D tier to know this guy has shit taste
>>559638349>taichou in d tierAbsolute dogshit
>>559641280All the friends want Taichou's D.
>>559638349absurdly badsaying this though has made me realize that this is pointlesswhat should be happening is a taichou's top 10 list
>>559638349Don't shit Purple Hippo, he made the tier himself that actually has all the KF characters which makes him better then 95% of english speaking KF fans.
>>559511620She still looks like a hag.
I, for one, welcome our new hag Friends
Hag friends are amazing.... I've been saving up all my sparkle for a hopeful hag friend....
define hag friend please
>>559652630Looks like, or attempts to look like, a much older woman. Usually has makeup you only see on grannies who think they're still "in the game", such as thick blue eyeshadow, or wears very traditional or less revealing outfits (not all of these can be true, but they are common traits). The main hag friend is Makami since she fits all those traits, but there's others who look way older than other friends like Cheetah, King Cheetah, and Dire Wolf.
the bus is coming....
BUS BUS BUS IS HERE>>559665581>>559665581
You did well, booby thread
https://www.youtube.com/live/2SNSnhhPY84Baseball Usako in 30?~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMr-eLFKCXIH*man Coyote training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOkUMgxN4Rc Shimapoid in 30~
