forgotten.Improved Ilsa character guide:https://youtu.be/jXEkdOURD5w [Embed] [Embed]Patch noteshttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=ulceuzl6t>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Metera, Wilnas, Lowain>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Bread: >>557857646
Why do we hate this character again?
>>557989361whiff cancel is the scrubbiest thing in all fighting gamessource: tekken
>>557989361wheres the option for more clothes
>>557989361Immigrant
>>557989854This is more clothes
>>557989992I haven't played since they added my favorite rat ever, but Meg has a fangirl? that's cute.
I want to be Cag and deepthroat a cock that goes all the way to the base of my throat
>>557989992There's just something about Meg in baggy pants and timbs
>>557991453join the lobby
monarch mentiioned
Posting the sex addicted slut again...
>>557992153
>>557992153period blood does not go good with chocolate
>>557990943>>557991091
desu... i have nothing of value to say
I think Niia is cute
EU anon for season 3
>>557982380my wives
>>557988856yunni
season 3 guest
>>557993245vegeta ass thumbnail
Sheep is too cute for me to want to ravage her body and fill all her holes with semen Sheep is for blissful marriage and living a fulfilling life with
>>557993763TRVKE
>>557993763you will still fill her with semen
>>557992830MOOOOOOOOODS
>bored as fuck>kinda wanna play grub>...eh...the last 5-6 days
>>557994073Come play some games with me
I mod out Anila's cape
Join the lobby
>>557995574Gimmie 5
i luv sheep
>66L, fM, 2M block sequence>go to contest with my 2M after theirs>get counterhit by a second 2MThere's no way Ilsa has a 2M that's plus and 7 frames or less...
>>557995715It's minus as hell, though a bit disjoint
>>557995946Yeah I'm guessing it was just a delay on my part or something, it seemed so wrong in the moment.
>>557989361Because she punishes my poor play far more than other characters, as well as having a strong pressure game when up close. Strong roundstarts, buffs made her easier to confirm with.Main thing is that I don't know the matchup properly, but she's also wins the matchup against my characters easily.
Nerf Cagliostro
>>557995715you're only minus if you're a bitch
>>557992327Going into Nier's room while she's not there and pooping on the pillow
>>557993945only for reproduction
>>557998912that’s disgusting
>>557998912that's based
https://youtu.be/7r6fgeBjxIg?si=yJTWq4bvJUDBnnA0
>>557993763A real maiden would never pose like that
since when can Eustace do this?I don't recall them changing anything from him this patchhttps://x.com/hauko_mmts/status/2023969140319678905
I am in immense pain
>>557999820He's always been able to do double off of like a standard anti air hit.I think this is just hitting the perfect angle.
>>557994073are you me
>>558001324I wasn't aware he was capable of looping Assault Knife into itself
>>558001104what happen
>>558001104You ate shady fish tacos AGAIN?
>>558001104
>>558001983Bea's chin is too pointy
>>558001983I do this
>>558001983Armpits smell bad
>>558002545take a shower kizzington
>missed my jump in because they blue slop fireballed while I was in the air twice in one setSlowdown goes on the list of mechanics that never ever should have been put in a fighting game, why are these people so deeply mentally retarded
He he hit me... with le fireball... this game is kusoge...gimme a break nigga
>>558002650
>>558002545
>kot poster is an illiterate esl retard
>>kyot pyoster is nyan illiteryate esl retyard
>>558002965I think this every time I have to fight Mr. Pooey
rape all kot posters
>>558003496this one is justified
Why is the pillar input 236 and the fireball 22
>>558003932Our mom is a little bit stupid
Meet your season 3 guest
>>558001983>censored ilsa modelit's over
>>558003049I will NEVER shower again
>>558004282We already have a whip character thanks
I was going to make a backup using Google Drive but I realize there's a non-zero chance my whole account gets shitcanned over some random loli pic I might have accidentally saved this is why we should kill Vikala Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
>>558004681i wouldn't count on jewgle using ai to analyze every pic you upload there or something, if you're really worried, put it in a zip file
>>558004570we have a donkeythat's very clearly a panther
>>558004462>I can't see 1 inch of sideboob it's over
>>558004856yes.
>literally any time I dare to set up a cannon I get full screen H or U fireballed by SandalmanPlease onegaiMore importantly though, something is fucked in the input reader>100% meter>canceling 2M into SBA>input history shows 5M for one frame and 5LMS for 3 frames>get 236MNo I didn't accidentally do a technical input, there is no stray directions and no Good message. This has hapoened to me a bunch lately too.
>>558004770I ain't playing dicebut interesting point about zip file, didnt know that could help
>>558004856be nice fellow OJeryeah i know who you are...ill name drop you so hard your grandma will fly out the window
You signed out
>>558005384Huh, are you challenging me?
>>558005787yes
>>558005384juicers?
>>558004856If it doesn't matter, why censor it?
>>558005384I miss when we played OJ...
>>558006467I don'tyou niggas don't know how to have a nice thing without being obnoxious about it
>>558006532You will NEVER be invited
>wiggles buttyeah never invited!
just shut the fuck up
GGs Virabro. I think I need a new main. Everyone I play is a massive degenerate that makes life hell for her. I can tell you've been having a rough week.Do you mind Bubz? I can keep learning him instead
ohnonon he's mad
My stars... give them back...
What is medium Orkan for?
>>558007204BM
>>558006532>mfw I killed grub OJI'm so sorry
>>558007543if you killed it, be the one to revive iteveryone loves a character arc
HEY BILL HOW BOUT WE PULL OUT THE GRILL AND PLAY SOME ORANG JUICE TMRW ? JANE FINALLY CROAKED AND THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN FLEW OUT TO HER FUNERAL FOR A WEEK. AAND MARK GOT HIS TRUCK FIXED TOO. WE CAN HAVE GOOD OL BOYS NIGHT AGAIN (IF MARK CAN GET THAT YAPPING DOG OFF HIS BACK FOR A MIN LOLL!)KEEP IN TOUCH- J.(ps. GRAND BLUE been stale these days? YOU THINK they will Pull their pants up again and fix this sh*it Bill? Knowing them Probably not HAHA!
>>558007706
why do you have to boast about it publicly and make everyone else feel excluded every time
>>558006875ggs! Just play whoever you want.
you know whatfucking ban me if you so desire, googlei don't give a rat's ass
>>558009998I assed
>>558010158
>>558010224that is too big
>>558010603it's only too big for vikalait's the right size for a desirable female
>>558010603your homosexuality is pretty big yeah
>okay I should stop fucking around and play Bea>immediate Ilsa faggotry>get counterhit while inputting DP three times in two rounds because M was being pressed for one frame like 1 out of every 8 presses>get 66L'd by Ilsa for trying to do fH 236L max range fH at the range fireball is evenFucking hate this game to be desu with you
>>558010906Then I get a fucking Cag with an 89% win rate, fucking sugoi
>>558010906>get counterhit while inputting DP three times in two rounds because M was being pressed for one frame like 1 out of every 8 pressesthis one is stupid but at least you can fix it, if it's on wakeup hold heavy + forward and mash the skill buttonif its not on wakeup press forward and mash heavy + skill i think? maybe do forward + heavy and mash skill as your last input
I have not enjoyed a single round of this game Six or Lance is on screen both as a player or spectator, what kind of utter psychopath is this everything takes twice as long and every move looks the same archetype meant to appeal to
>>558012260Seox is cool..
>>558012536Hahahahahaha
Breasts for season 3
>>558012657NTA but he's probably the flashiest rushdown in the game.The issue is he has exactly two offensive moves in the corner so his routing is the most insanely boring stuff there. Midscreen you get a bit of cool stuff.Hell, now that you can cancel normals with 5U, cXXX > 236H~6H~8H, 2M > 5[U] is actually very good corner pressure (don't let anyone know he's hella minus now on you blocking that)
>>558012812I agree
>>558012812You might be on to something
I will pay $60 to anyone hetero and sentient enough to make a fighting game that uses 6 or less buttons with no god forsaken 2 button inputs. Fuck if Strive still didn't have fucking dying because you didn' input FD perfectly I would reinstall that kusoge at this point.
>>558012917>corner pressureMeant corner carry but yeah.Character still got nerfed overall, I think, but eh. I'm crazy.
>>558012917Nigger he just acratches at the air like a little cunt for 6 seconds then does some kick that's about 50 frames long or whatever he is lame as fuck.
>>558012974>she doesn't know about the FD macro
>>558012947https://exhentai.org/g/3519691/3fa7348b46/
>>558012812
>>558013179Then I lose because I'm not using the 6th button the stupid cunts added for dashlets
>>558013045
So what's the answer to Six's dive now? I used to swat him out of the air but now he's invincible during it and if I evade I end up being minus.
>>558013182kinda nasty desu
>>558013479wrong
>>558012926This one has dick, so no
>>558014039She has really nice thighs
I'm fucking done with this nigger game. Nierggers, Loggers, Metggers and now Pilggers running around. DSG DSG DSG Die
>>558013373We here at CyGames hate interactive gameplay, so we thought it would be better if you just sit there and block his divekick, so we made it minus on block but invuln.
>>558014291saying this just to come back the next day, just admit the game owns you
>>558005224ever since the 2.40 buffer patch my inputs have been fucked up and i dont mean the normal "im very shit at the game" fucked up.
>>558015041I feel this very deeply
I'm going to grub all day tomorrow
HelloHow are you feeling today?Will you eat something nice?
>>558015730>How are you feeling today?Nice>Will you eat something nice?Yeah the souls of my enemies
>>558015730>How are you feeling today?i injured my left foot and burned both of them at the beach>Will you eat something nice?yes i am going to eat chinese food for dinner tonight.
What is the next tourney and when?One thing I miss from /ggg/ is that they had a 'next tournament' section in their op
>>558016587>What is the next tourney and when?for major events its AWT and the LCQ on 3/20-3/22. for random other events im not sure what is coming up.if you mean our tournaments then you will have to speak fluent japanese.
>>558015634I have a feeling we will get a bruise daily today.
>>557988504had a guy unironically claim how Ilsas "midtier" because Metera and Ferry exists and how her zoning "isnt that good" and she's easy to dodge rollThe downplaying has officially begun.
>>557989361you should've seen her when she was new. The game was unplayable with how bullshit she was. People are basically just traumatized by it still to this day
>>557994073Take a new player under your arm and teach them like a true senpai. Instant fulfillment
>>558016975I shall will it into existence
Diddytera needs to be stopped
Metera Epstein
>>558017112>her zoning "isnt that good"This one's true though, she isn't a zoner.
It's over.
ILSA>instantly beams you multiple timesIS NOT>beats your timed roll attempt with charge beamA ZONER>throws out air mines with uncontestable dead zonesJust nerf 236L and "zoner" Ilsa dies
yeah, for you.
>>558018906
>>558019902
>>558018397Vaseraga after eating something nice
>>558019995>she's 20% ear hot
>>558019995Where is the average cock length line so that I can imagine?
Is there ever a situation where you should be using Siegfrieds stance grab? It's easy countered has shit range and just generally seems to be a free win button for your opponent
Decided to try out Luci for the first time in casuals>Very first gameGet raped by a lobbyGAWD>Very second gameRepeat of above>Very third gameFace Gold Master Grimnir and die horrible>Very fourth gameFace previously mentioned Grimnir and... win?Luci is actually a lot of fun, f.M is one hell of a drug
>>558021306All orkans on block might as well be misinputs. Just stick to universal c.L and 66L pressure to fish for counter hits like everyone else. Stop trying to think with Siegfried.
>>558021682>Stop trying to think with Siegfriedoh okay fair...
>>55802130622H-U is quick enough that it catches people occasionally. You can also use the L and M versions as oki, for whatever reason it has incredible success rate for me.
>>558021306orkan is for pleasure
>>558021682>c.L pressure with Sieg>When he doesn't get anything from c.L unless he burns BP to RSRC
>>558021372Yeah Luci is pretty fun Smushing people with 623L never gets old
wat chu doing in ranked match during this hourson Friday?
>>558023193farming gemmies
>>558023193I had 48 gems last season, leave me alone.
>>558022154see thats what I was looking for, thats a really good use I should try out. I kept trying to use it on block which on hindsight was a bit retarded
>>558024765me on the right
how do I challenge Ilsa spiny spin
>>558024765me in the middle but i play vikala
>>558025358Dodge when she shoots your feets.Roll when she rolls away.
>>558025447ha.and which one is more lethal if I choose wrong?
>>558025843This pretty much has the highest reward for the Ilsa (including the reload).You can also jump it or interrupt with a fast button.
>>558025843Just block until you see her reload and then dodge, don't bother trying to react to anything else.
>>558026164>(including the reload).This game is so bad
I may be working on a fantastic meme.
I'm sitting in the Earthen Peak elevator and it's taking forever to get to the top. Who should I play until it gets there?
>>558029951ex jeeter
>>558029951Surely a place called Earthen Peak wouldn't have an elevator that goes upwards? I mean it is already a Peak, it's in the name. An elevator going up from a peak and ending up at the ground level of lava land is too absurd to even entertain as an idea.
>>558030279Nice.
>>558030279Impressive
>>558030279>Captcha refuses to give me captchas even after the cooldown>Have to use a separate shitass browser just to make post>Now thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4
kill yourself
>>558030279>spin off for a gacha guest characterhonestly wasn't on my bingo card but I guess that's the world we are in now
>>558030279Didn't everyone quite literally fucking died by the end of the game?
>>558030890Just use Floorp
>>558022154Extremely disrespectful round
>>558030890Yep, same to me, last night it even told me "lolno you're IP banned"I don't have a fucking clue what Gookmoot is up to but it can't be anything good.But hey I get to enjoy those nice "your best AISLUT" ads.I'm half tempted to just start phoneposting.
>>558031004>>558030890>>558030598Nobody asked
Time to pick up 2Bigger
>>558031052Hope you and, god forbid if you ever had the gall to spread your defective genes, kids dies in a high speed car crash you waste of cum, fact is your father should've finished in a cow but then again that's probably where you came from.
>>558031169Didn't read.
I'm having a quarter pounder and a big mac for breakfast
>>558031305
>>558031305My Sloppington
>>558031305>slop eater plays a slop gamechecks out
>Tororo is streaming Sieg dailyGodspeed, jap. I hope you win the LCQ
chimping
did cygames give out trophies for people who played ketsu battler at cygames cuphttps://x.com/khfrees/status/2024813244251267435
>>558032741
>>558032769kek
>>558024765>FB_IMGwhat kinda facebook groups are you browsing in buddy?
>>558030127Dont make me get the picture
Has anyone the files yet for the uncensored Ilsa mod
>>558035063Stop lying. I would've seen it if anyone did
>>558034665Eigo jouzu
>>558035360Could've provided the source by now (that doesnt exist) fellow anon
https://gbvs-chibi-maker.netlify.app/#/Gubachibi has been updated
>>558035428I was going to upload it myself but fuck helping frogposters.
Yo that site fucks
i fuck this
I can't join our costum Japan lobby for some reason
>>558036736oh, you must be the person who just left without saying "GGs!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WUV U GUYS UWUUUUUUUU"yeah, we banned you
>>558036569you don't even play that
>>558036872>>558037180Yeah okay, it worked after joining the open Japan lobby. For some reason.
>>558037181we play a lot
>>558037315>Openly announcing that you are ban-evadingUh oh, get that ass ready for a permaban.
>>558035967what a fatso
>>558037506That's nothing, look at this slampig
is Vas good? In the mood to play a big buffy manly man. Not gay btw
>>558038778Is Vikky the rat overpowered?
>>558038441completely broken
>>558039063Yes, like, three Meteras broken.
>>558040212>>558038778god damn sikhander is ass
>>558040441Stop being mean.
>>558040212...do stars not disappear on hit anymore?
>>558040212>get hit on RCThe Lowain special
Granblue Fantasy: Versus..............................................................Raisin
>>558040998I will not be going to vikalastein's "utopia" island
>>558025358who won
>>558041214there’s a hags with dead ovaries section just for you
>>558042171Did anyone join? If not I could play in the room for a bit although I'm EU.
/gbvsg/ is my favorite general of deeply closeted gay men
>>558042952>closeted
>>558043573Alright, room's open.
>>558043270only straight men like kou
>>558042952>men
HOW DARE YOU SIT IN MY LOBBYI WILL KILL YOU
GOD DAMN IT I WAS KIDDING
>>558043832How about your legs, rat cunt?
>>558043925>>558044040SHITPOSTS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
>>558044171
>>558044171just realized this pose kind of looks like the nier avatar sitting post in the lobby
EAST COAST?!??!EAST COAST?!?!
oh it's just youI thought you were an intruder
*66l, 66l*Wait, he's never going to see this one coming*f.M, 2M 236H*Wait a little more...*66l*>it landsI'm so fucking good at this game bros
>>558045483
*66L**66L- it whiffed**opponent pressed his 8f f.H after blocking 66L**fucking die*
Cagliostro didn’t deserve the compensation buffs
>>558045483>f.M, 2M>not 2M, f.Myou don’t play the game
I don't play the game.
>>558047102cagxis…
funnyhander, i challenge you
>>558047470I'm eating currently. But I can play in an hour.
>>558048419GGs, Ilsabro!>I swear, Ilsa's laser is losing to things I wouldn't have imaginedThey aren't omnipotent?
>>558048580need her to do this to my peenor
>>558048934Zetas L-laser also beats her H-beam.Ilsa shoots very quickly, but you really want the ult version to win fireball wars.
what's a midscreen versusia AA 2H combo that doesn't require her buffthe ones on fuckloop are outdated and I'm not finding anything good that doesn't require 623H~U, or buffless very high 2H hits into 22H run up, but that's very height specific and I just want something that works every time
GATOTSU ZERO STYLE
Any EU cuties wanna play a bit. I'm new so you can curb stomp me at your free will
>>558049751If nobody else shows up, I'm free in forty minutes.
>>558049235I do 22H, 236U, run up, c.HH, 623H, 214U/HI have no idea what's optimal, this seems pretty easy and the damage is good. It's also nice because you can side-swap when you run up after the U pillar (even if it looks like they're too low to the gorund, you can still run under)
>>558049751let me kill behemot and ill come
>ilsas asking for laser buffs and saying laser is weakjesus christ
come fight me, GolshiTOnow that you're close enoughwe must fight so I can complete my /gbvsg/'s ASIA pokedex
>>558049934thanks, putzed with this and I like 22H 236U (optional sideswap) cH 214M f.M 214H for keeping things off cooldown but I'm still lookin for a resourceless route
>>558050428if you fight him you better land a funny clip
>>558050491oh yeah that's probably better, i just came up with this before i found out 214M goes into f.M
>>558049751im free. where are you? are you fighting someone else already?
>>558050869depends entirely on hit count. vas H fireball for example beats absolutely nothing because it's just one hit
4/100 lobbingtons.>>558047470I'm in the lobby, fi you want to play. Finished earlier.
>>558050428gg mr charlottathe site is dying
>>558046932>2M, f,MWhat hyper privileged homo character are you playing?
>>558051107...
>>558051078>the site is dyingno it's not
>>558051279sieg's just got a uniquely weird projectile level buff in this patch that made it goodgran's is good because his H fireball is fast as fuck and 3 hits, and his M fireball has that goofy startup hit that breaks other fireballs
>>558051393it took me 5+ minutes to make one post. american internet is dying.
>>558051737it's because I used a yiddish word in the thread without a drop of jewish blood running through my veins. I'm sorry. I've doomed us all
>>558051813שוואַרץ
>>558052072I can't read scribbledegook man
>wanted to play Ys X Proud Nordics when it comes out today>it's fucking $70 on SteamBack to grinding ranked I go then, because fuck this and fuck NISA.
>>558052297normies gotta die for accepting 69.99
haso it won't combo against crouching victim period?
GGs Metewa, wish I could've played a little more but my internet chose to have a stroke instead
there is no newcutie here at all!they're all sharks!
>>558052807>Everyone hears about a newbie>Shark galore in the lobbyAnd here I am posting lobby status like a lame-o
>>558050783sorry i got scared and uninstalled.
>>558053224
>>558052807>>558052949You sharks are killing this game!!
Penguin of doom, I'm stuck!
>>558052547yes i am retarded.
>>557988504I wish beautiful lesbians were real
>>558053309but Im back
>>558053410but you're not me
I uninstalled
ermsorry sorizanon my game randomly dc'dhe didn't really like that 2M
Anon, sorry. I got signed out.
>>558053660You're old and busted so nobody cares
>>558053674Same here, I think it's just Steam fucking up again.
>>558053706I SIGNED OUTggs let the game kick everyone out and lets just go outside
>>558052547>>558053410now that i know what you meant. i got a f.h after the counter hit c.h which got blocked on my screen but i autopiloted into lariat. that is an impressive level of desync. im still retarded though.
>want to play>need to wait for a phone callhrrrngh
>>558053804GGs, I can't wrap my head around this MU.God, that combo drop with the whiffed SSBA annoys the fuck out of me. The wallbounce is so weird
>>558053917depending where you are steam and or rising is shitting the bed anyway
>>558053734>nobody caresbut you replied
>>558054016Apparently it's Steam in general.Tried booting up Dark Souls, it also has issues synchronizing.
>>558052297isn't this a fucking re-release too? lmao.
>>558053734I’m young and beautiful thank you very much
I wanted to have a fun lobby night FUCK
>>558018397ferry pressing any standing button at all would have counterhit this
>4chan had a stroke earlier>now steambros?
>>558054932its over
I have no bros here
>>558054932internet is overarchive everythingold good new badstock up on ram sticks
>>558048419almost like this ilsa character is bottom 5
>You've signed out.it's oversus rising
>>558035527
stock?I'm recovering from the nightmare crash and I'm back up to 8%(but only 3% for the year)
i hate all of you
M dormouse absolutely does not beat H laser, Vikala only wins that interaction if another projectile is on screen
Do you think they will add Versusia as a boss on Relink? I think it would be cool
>>558055507they will add her as a playable character she has sex with gran and it breaks her out of her apocalyptic madness and makes her into a good woman that saves the world instead of destroying it and she becomes gran's momwife and they all live happily ever after
>>558055507why would you want to fight my mom?
>>558055419you arent important
>>558055673neither are you, piece of shit
Why wait until relink when you can play mom right now, momstocks continue to rally, it's expected to surpass Djeetcoin the next month
>>558055775why did that make u upset lolare you brown too
>>558056075I'll play her when they give her a gameplan or anything to do on offense
>>558056130cope
>>558056297I think you might just be bad
>>558052297It's still $5 cheaper than RE9 in Canada lmao fucking Capcom I think that's the highest CAD price I've ever seen.
RE9 was leaked so now I don’t want to buy it
>>558056843Nah, he is right.
do you guys like konosuba
>>558056297>press 5U>every random poke now gives you a full combo on hit, or reversal-safe pressure on blockhere's your flowchart lil timmy
praise the cloudflare jew
>>558057103both of you
>>558052807i couldn't play because i was sh*wering
Thinkin' 'bout trying the bubz...
>>5580572735U has launched on hit for like a year now, they totally crept her offense
>>558057273ZAMN 5U-U is invincible???? no wonder it's 17 startup and -4, haha I thought they nerfed it into being worthless for anything other than combos, which aren't offense, but I guess I was wrong, I had no idea it was immune to dps!
>>558057353>SHUT IT DOWN
>>558057375And you are wrong and never played her
>>558057353It's almost like funneling all internet traffic through a single potential point of failure was a bad idea.
>>558057575I played her on release and after the nerfs/changes. She's still extremely strong.
>>558057271yes.connection was lost.yes.
>Want to play with my eu bros>STEAM FUCKING DIES AND KEEPS DCING MEfuck me
>>558057461don’t
the goyim know too much
>>558057674W-why not???
>>558057271It's alright. I do wish it made more fun of Isekai tropes, it feels like it dropped the whole parody aspect after the start and became just an Isekai comedy instead.
>>558057664play with THIS *
>>558057646lol lmao
>I played her on release-I'm so sick of this playerbase never ever being able to let go of any character being strongThey HAVE to be broken because I lost to them years ago! They're still top 5 even with those giant kneecap nerfs because... uh... you're just bad! What, you needed what made the character strong to do well with them?? you loser, my character has NO strengths at all and I still do fine on them!
>either wanted to play with my EU-bros>or farm Ornstein and Smough>or stream a movieI mean, yeah there are completely offline games I could play. Any other day. Fuck, this could have been a fine Friday night.
>>5580572712 episodes in my hands moved on their own and opened a tab of rule34 searching for aqua impregnation on reflex.
Anila is a strong character
>>558058059Anon said she has no offence and no gameplan.623H~U is in fact very good. Anon was wrong.Nobody was talking about overall character strength.
>>558058523Corner carry is not offense or a gameplan
>corner carry is not offense
>>558058523Throwing shit out and hoping it lands is not a gameplan. She has no throw in a strike throw game.
>>558058059Kat Belial Sieg Luci Versusia are all as broken as they were 1.5+ years ago, yes.
>>558058865Yes you dumb niggerDamage is not offenseDamage is not pressureDamage is not mixIt doesn't fucking matter what you can do after actually hitting the opponent if you can't do anything to fucking hit the opponentThis is why Zeta is still shit no matter how far she throws people off of light attacks
>>558059107Sieg, Kat and Luci just got buffed
I'm not gonna spoonfeed you babies anymore. If you can't figure it out from what you've already been told you might actually be retarded.
>HE SAID ZETA'S SHIT, QUICK, GREENTEXT ABOUT RHAPSODY AND DROP EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT THE DISCUSSION
There are a lot of anons that thought they were REAL nice with broken 1.5 versusia and they've never let it go or tried to improve
>picked versusia up recently>thread is full of pretty bad posts about her>don't wanna take her into the lobby now because of itcomplicated
>>558059468I saw another anon playing Versusia already, you missed out on being the Versusia guy...
the sex with versusia guy position is also already taken (by me)
>>558059468We have shameless 2Bronies and Siegniggers, don't feel too bad
>>558059824
Versusia was never broken nor top tier.
>>558059723I did play her in there last night but I am not The Versusia Guy and never will be
>>558059824Is third person a thing in japanBecause this really seems like a thing where they think "oh, they refer to themselves in the third person and have an obnoxiously long name, this just goes to show how self-obsessed they are" when in english third person just makes you sound like a retard no matter the context
>>558059986She is both. Present.
Online is working again, no bruise daily.Gonna do dailies and that's it.
>>558060008Now you are just too obvious with your trolling.
What characters have not yet been claimed by anons, or don't show up in the lobby?I'm only joining if I can be the ____ guy.
>>558060209the only one left is the lowain guy. maybe the ladiva guy. I don't think you want to be either
>>558060140Name the top 10.
>>558060209i beat a gm in a wilnas mirror and was close the other times so i'm declaring myself the wilnas guy
>>558059175Sieg was nerfed.
>>558060286fuck. Not even being a special snowflake could get me to try those characters
>>558059994it only works if you’re very cute irl in Japan, otherwise it becomes very cringe instead
>>558060209is there a sandy guy?
>>558060297NierVikalaMegCharlottaVaneAnilaGalleonUnoSeoxDjeeta
>>558060209you can be the nier guyyou can kill all the other niers and become the nier guy
Release Versusia was definitely busted, people only started to realize it a few weeks before they gave her a minor slap on the wrists, so the false impression that she's not good remains (plus downplaying mom fuckers never shut the fuck up after dropping her).
>>558059994It's common for small children to refer to themselves in the third person in Japan. Because of that it can be seen as "cute" when females do it intentionally.
>You've signed out.this game is literally dying
>>558060539Cool narrative. Results for this busted character?
>>558060209You can be the Galleon guy
>>558060491>faux sarcasmThat's what I thought.
>>558060598ys x nordics pride month is killing our geimu
>>558060669You started trolling first, so, eat shit kek
>>558060769>trollingYour character gets a full corner carry 40%+ damage conversion from any fart she does. She's top 10.
EU gbvsg hours are abhorrent
>>558060657we already have a combined total of one of those sourced from two different guys
>>558060840She has no throw game while being a strike throw character. She's bottom 10
today has convinced me to become a momophile instead of becoming a seox player.
>>558060945If she had throw strike game she'd be stronger than Metera, you 5L spamming fuck.
>I keep getting signed outI guess I'll do the missions tomorrow.>>558060209You can always pick a color no one else would pick.
>>558061006Headcanon delusions.
>>558060625The lack of results on a busted character with free corner to corner carries that convert into supers and braindead mashable Ls speaks more about the shitters that played her.
>>558061069...were said today, but not by me.
>>558061097>SHE IS BUSTED>no one plays her, literally>even when she was a supposed top tier the best result she had was gamera picking her, losing and then switching to beakek
>while being a strike throw character.
https://youtu.be/vOtjZiZ9L68?&t=76my mother can t escape the rat infinite
>>558061254Not enough data
>>558061419Not enough data? The actual BUSTED characters got results week 1 lolYou have nothing on your argument's side except you losing to her online.
>Cagliostro gets buffed>Cagliostro downplay stops>Versusia downplay startsNoooooticing
>>558061603all our cags quit bwo...
>>558060861Yesterday we had a nice long conversation about whether fighters are unpopular due to their gameplay or simply due to other factors.
>>558061603The cabal picks what the bread and circus distraction is for the day
>>558061710Started by me, you're welcome.
>>558061731
>>558061819I was the one who started it though, and I'm not a filthy Nierposter.
>>558061960I am the one who linked the article.
>>558061289whore has her pitpussy out for everyone to see
no it was me
>>558061697i dont miss emsorry your f.H recovery is the same as everyone else now LMAO
>>558061819Thank you, Nierposter.
9 days since i last saw a cag playeri miss u guys
nobody misses those niggas :skull:
Swizzle died? a shame
>>558060543disgusting
Cag players continue to mindbreak its spirit
>>558060539Hey that's not fair :(if the downplayers all dropped her, you can't call the remaining mom fans downplayers.
>Nerf the most obnoxious and less interactive part of a character's kit and give them nice sidegradesKat and Cag mains:>Nyo... without my normal with a billion active frames my character is dead now...
>Zane streaming Granblue(?)>Open up, see what's going on>IMMEDIATELY hear him complaining about "muh 214U wallbounce and heavy fireball that stays in place for 5 years he sucks now"he's still fucking mindbroken holy shit
>>558062817KWAB
>>558061697....does that mean there's a vacancy for me to be the cag guy???I promise I won't downplay or anything.
>>558062817three days ago i opened his stream for the first time ever and he was immediately crying about grimnir having to work too hard /not having enough "bullshit" to compete and saying how he just wanted to play 2xk0...
>>558063101shotoschizo is the cag guy
>>558060209Other anon mentioned Lowain is the only true "never ever existed' character left. Otherwise it's the EX chars or picking up the torch of a left behind character
>>558063302>VersusiaPretty sure Ibis was the only guy who played her and I don't remember seeing him for months now
we are namedropping dead anons now?
>>558063302wasn't there an Unobro in tourney not too long ago?I remmeber him crashing out in threat. I hope he's okay
>>558063779You said it anon, he's dead
For me it's Sheep, easy enough to play with one hand
>>558063779i miss you vira piss taster
>>558063779who cares
if gran's H fireball wasn't grounded anymore, ragger would quit so fastwould be cool
>>558064039butter face
>>558064152Grangawd could easily hop to Sandal though
>>558064006>an UnobroA what?
where is the versusia guidehow do i play mom
the guy who had a melty as a sheep main and got master rank by fighting other .exe players
>>558064497press h pillarpress y normalsthat's all she does
>>558064006I made the chart like a week before the return of Shiro
>>558064572to be fair he was just a year ahead of the rest of the playerbase in how matchmaking worked.
>>558064041s***d is gone again? didn't he join the tourney a few weeks ago?
>>558064152Gran would still be able to confirm into ult boot and would barely lose any damage from that. If you had to nerf Gran, the only sensible choice is reverting the ult fireball wall bounce.
>>558064790i dont know who you are name dropping but that is not the taster of piss
>>558065252>including the dateHonest percival hours
>>558065252>EU>percia rare breed
>>558065252eurooooooos
>>558065252im not coming
Is there a bruise daily?
>>558065209need that Marika video but with Fediel.Imagine.
>>558065209me on the right
redlotta come fight him i beg u
>>558065867What video?
>>558065903That's me, actually, that's why I posted it
>>558065953https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16085577&tags=queen_marika_the_eternal+animated+
>>558066060MOOOODDSSS
>>558066060I see
>>558066008I am you! you are me! look in the mirror!
>>558066370
>>558065940why is he fighting a japanese
>>558065741MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWHELLOSOMEONE THERE
>>558066515hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>558066508because im autistic and couldnt think of a way to get "triple attack overhead victim" as a name without moon runes.
AAAAAAAAY IS THAT A MUTHERFUCKING CAT IN MY GARDEN?
>>558066515*rapes you*
>>558064041>vira piss tasterisn't that all of us?
slurping vira's used tampons
not slurping dead slop game
I DON'T WANT TO MASTURBATE TO DIORAMA PORN AGAIN
>>558038778I always enjoy seeing people use this overlay
genuinely, i dont think ilsa is goodall she has is being annoying with the laser
>>558067294Diorama wasn't made to jack off you sicko
>>558067568Galleon thigh squisha
>>558044354
>>558067357idiot
>>558067357imbecile
god my farts smell absolutely toxicso warm too
>>558068429
>>558059723I WANNA BE THE GUY FOR MY CHARACTER NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED
5/100NA anon needs a friend
>>558068853be there in 5 minutes
I think I'll try to learn every character before EoS.I'll never become GM anyway...
>>558068853I don’t need friends. They disappoint me
>>5580689306/100 nowhes playing
>>558069098this but master rank
>>558069149t.
>>558069682SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>558069682NYOOOOOO I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE WHITE PEE
>>558067357FAXXXXXXXX
swizzzle, lobby is alivecome on babe
>>558063302We NEED an AbelI NEED FRAUDShocking we don't have a normal Belial though, he's still a good character.
I LOVE AMERICAN INTERNET
>>558069682what will i get to eat?
>>558070128He's gone anon, he's playing good games like dix or soive now...
>>558069682I am now joining the lobby
>>558065252>0/100My ghostington
>>558070175It's friday why are you playing so early you fuckers
>>558070269>good games>dix>strive
>>558070175>3 momswe can't have thatyou'll have to fight to death now
>>558070571Disgusting NEETs
>>558070571it's after school hours
>>558070971Big nipples and areolae is one of those things that are extremely alluring in hentai but kind of revolting irl
>>558070971sex for hours and days at a time
how can it be snowing if its over freezing
>>558070971
>>558071264its also revolting in hentai unless its very cartoony
>>558071264>>558071527Dunno, those look proportionate to the boobs
>>558071969and?
>>558071264This but with women in general.
>>558072043SEX WITH MY MOMS
Here's how the character select for Granblue Fantasy Versus.......Rising 2 – Deluxe will look like.
>>558021306When you have the advantage and wanna kill with it because your opponent will turtle up. It's risky but people never expect it even when they say they do. I've landed that shit multiple times against many """"grandmaster"""" players (they're mashy retards until you push their shit in, then they hold down back for 50 seconds straight). And whiffing the uppercut is also good since, like many moves in this godforsaken meme game, it has no fucking recovery so you can just do a 2M or some other fast thing and keep the pressure up. A good mindgame is to land the grab twice in the corner, do orkan again and wait and they will very likely jump at you in which case you can do the uppercut followup (massive anti air hitbox) and it will counter hit, giving you a free combo followup. If you want to not enjoy the game and be like everyone else and not risk anything then just do 66L, 2M, c.L, f.l and loop that forever until you want to fucking kill yourself out of boredom. Orkan is awesome for having actual fun with a character in this game.
>>558072727imagine the balancing
ggs lancegawd. sorry eustacegawd for cucking you.
>>558063302there is a guy who plays ex narm and a guy or two who played ex gran but they are rare
NA anon is looking for games
>>558072727>more characters than players
>>558070128I'm kinda fed up with the game right now, gomen
BWEEEEHHHHH NERF BUBSI cant beat grill master......
NOW we fight
>>558074828Her install should last for the rest of the round like Siegfried's.
>>558074919does it not????
>>558074919it... it does?
Nier Install should uninstall the game if Nier loses the round.
Which one of you took my scissorsI need them
>>558074828>juggle with desu>2nd hit of auto combo changes direction>SBA becomes this piece of shiti hate it
>been on this site for almost a decadeholy shit kill me
>>558075602desu, kill him
>>558075602>only one decadedesu... kill him.
Thoughts on Tempest Blade?
>>558075602holy newfag12 for me and honestly its not so bad if you stay in your own generals/comfort areas so I dont get the hate. the rest of the internet got MUCH worse. its impossible to discuss some hobbies on shitcord or anywhere else. like, this very general. imagine discussing GBVSR everywhere else lmao, fucking retarded dick sucker downplayers everywhere
>>558075886its cooler when he doesnt go blue
>>558075886I like how he hits the griddy at the start of itI like how it's actually better than the ssba so I don't have to see lyria and vyrn's stupid faces
>>558075602FT10 for the right to die before me?
>>558075602I started coming here in 2013 or 2014 I think I mainly used reddit until it became unusable and too pozzed at which point I must have had over 100 accounts permabanned and became persona non grata multiple times
Time for my minimum required single weekly granblue match that I will instantly ragequit after and close the game for another week
>>558075602just one?
>>558076943this is why everyone should play dixyou'll never get mad at another fighting game ever again
>>558064790I have never used the name Vira piss taster. That's a different anon.But yes I am leaving tonight, will be gone for a few months again.
I can't believe anon is pregnant
I think if I ever have to "interact" with Ilsa's L laser again I will drop the game. What's a character that fucks it up for free?
>>558077691see u in heaven
>>558077691what the fuck do you work in a oil rig or something
>>558077870maybe Eustace?Light Flamek tradesCharged Light Flamek eats it and hits her Heavy Flamek eats it and hits her
>>558077870?
>>558077691and we're just now finding out????why didn't you make a post earlier we could have thrown a farewell lobby
>>558077691are you also moving to japan?
>>558075602almost two decades for me and i'm apparently tied for the youngest anon here. no wonder i am hopeless
>>55807560219 yearsstill slightly over half my lifespan
Instead of complaining about Ilsa's laser just beat her with your own stronger projectile
>>558064790
>>558079272>cost meter>has to be done on a read>Ilsa can just evade ult dragon anywhere and punish with laser
>>558079272>just spend 50 meter to probably trade if you read her timing with something she's just throwing out there over and over again anyway
>>558077896See you space cowboy...>>558077906No but work can be either very tame or very, very busy>>558078350Gomen.At times like this you say "See you later, 'kay">>558078567No, not leaving my country this time. Just going somewhere for a while where my best shot at internet will be my phone and even that is assuming I will have time for games.I'll be on later for games, I'll make a post when that time comes if any of you want to get some last games in with me.
>>558079272if you need to turn blue for a matchup to be playable then it's not a good matchupnot a zoi player tho, idk if she actually needs this move to play
can't lie, I did have a tipping point with ilsa l laser today. that thing is fucking annoyinggood thing it can never hit 3 times. vaseraga is luv'd (no homo)
>>558079498good luck at the arc world tour qualifier sn&&d
>>558079498I'll miss you again
>>558079498F
>>558077585I actually lasted 3 matches before remembering how much I hate fighting games this time
Is there any ultimate projectile that doesn't lose in a trade to Zooey's dragon? Or do you have to use an sba like Ferry's ball to make it stop?
>>558075602hope you have a good time where you're going bwo, see you around!
>>558080076fuckmeant for >>558079498
>>558075886close to a model super in that it doesn't have a stupid fucking cinematic and is over lickety splitI like cool simple animations like the one it has and wish this game had more of them. waiting on cinematics really pisses me off
>>558080227"beeg stab" is not a cool super no matter how contrarian you want to be
>>558079569The fire breath that fucks up fireballs does nothing against lasers.
>>5580799382B can do it meterless
>>558080227
>>558080309yes it is. literally all you need to do to make a cool attack is add hitstop and screenshake to it and make it do a cool thing on hit like a wallbounce or floorbounce or send them flying
>>558080369zeta_(granblue_fantasy) impregnation
>>558079158>youngest>2 decadesdid you start browsing 4chan at age 4 what the fuck?
>>558080076don't do him like that
>>558080751wyell not far off it, it was when i was 8
>>558081301WHOA
GGs Ilsabro, my mom is still sloppy but it was fun nonetheless, it's been ages since I last got a double KO
>ilsa does roundstart M laser>i didn't jump. >I've barely jumped all set but he decided to hard read it anyway>"awesome, time for my whiff punish!">get clipped by the anti-air laser anywaycool character
>>558081431It's so awesome that she has Siegfried hit boxes on top of everything else. Let her cover a third of the screen with zero risk YOLO 623M why not?
>>558081431Versusia round start DP all over again
you niggas are so ass lol
>>558081924
>>558082146me on thethat
it should have been her
>normal human: wow this shit sucks>black creature: but I think I'm good at it so issa goodI guess this ineffectual posturing over meaningless accomplishments is why they still live in mud huts back home
normal human: plays games they like???: returns to general about game they don't like every day
normie: wow narmaya boobame, an intelectual: Ilsa anus sniffa
>>558083269Worst thing is I know this general is half of that dude's life so I don't know why does he want it dead, maybe he's planning to kill himself afterwards
normie: wow Ilsa anusme, an intellectual: Ilsa piss gulp
You see people with an IQ above profoundedly retarded levels can think multiple things about one video game both positive and negative, not just ook ook me win shut up yt ook ook
>>558083269I have to confess I kinda did that to 2XKO but I like to think my rage is justified
I like Zooey's armpits
Dwagon with fat tail for season 3
>>558083649how much room is there for positive things alongside "I hate this dogshit game and hope it dies?" your hateposting cope literally doesn't fucking work
>>558084085Versusia... Forgotten...
>>558082671They live in mud huts because the thief race stole their money and looted their land resources.
Today I played post-nerf Versusia for the first time.>use H Pillar >it doesn't go full screen Almost hurled. I feel dirty. Is this what rape victims feel like?My mom didn't deserve it.
>>558084296I've been playing her and while it took me by surprise the first matches, I could still make medium pillar work for far range with exceptions like Metera, you can still check people at medium range with heavy so it's fine
>>558084296are you mehonestly I think pillars just aren't neutral tools anymore. U still is, obviously. but the only times I had success with M and H were on knockdowns or if they blocked an orb. L pillar is... I guess for stopping rolling out of pressure, or somethingher offense feels not very good. and the ilsa matchup feels like I would rather light myself on fire than play it. but I am not qualified to make any meaningful assertations because I don't know shit about fuck about the character and suck at the game anyway
>>558084085who dis
>>558084296for me full screen laser is no big deal but everytime i get 66L'd through it because it no longer tracks i die a little inside
>>558084259Yeah but it was a black man who created the thief race, so it's ultimately their fault anyway.
Seriously speaking when you discusd the health of fighting games in the west you need to recognize FGC rhetoric is ghetto rhetoric with all kinds of nonsense about community and grind while people grift and stab each other in the back and break federal law and are total fucking sellouts for money but you should support them because dey from da community and on dat grind nigga. Nothing will ever be achieved by this group, it is self defeating and all of the supposed honorable or respectable parts of thuggery were disposable.
>>558084789Greahttps://youtu.be/b6iZzvM-8Z4
>>558084959Stop conflating America with the west.
>>558084661>>558084673I am picking her up again. I need to make some assortments so I'll be posting about my journey with her as I go, so we can discuss in the thread. We'll see how it goes.I missed my mom.>>558084828So I wasn't crazy, it doesn't track... oh my God.She never deserved this.
What are you retards talking about she's still top 5???????????STOP SAYING SHE HAS WEAKNESSES OR FLAWSSTOP SAYING HER MOVES ARE BAD
>>558084894Fucking Yakub, it really be your own niggas...
brothers this is a CODE RED we have LOST CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVEDEPLOY THE CAGLIOSTRO PROTOCOL
>>558085065Unfortunately by virtue of Siegfried players not being human there are no GBVSR players in Europe.Also until Logan is kicked out and Broski stops being a total fag I will assume all bong fighting game players are twice as awful as Americans.
>>558084085How do you fuck it?
>>558085505doing the 6 7 hand thing with her butt
>>558085407it fucks you
buff Versusiabuff Versusia NOW
>>558085779okit is done
>>558085534
>>558085779I think she's fine
>>558085407Cowgirl
GGs Lanceanon.42 matches, I won 4 rounds out of those matches, and only 1 set was won. Yeah, it was 3rbf, but it definitely felt more like 1) bad matchup for Galleon2) knowledge checks which i don't know3) i didn't use block button4) i kept throwing into counter hit.Holy shit that was demoralizing. Thanks for the games...
I'll get a new mom
https://x.com/i/status/2024431150438240264Is Perci really that good into Lowain?
>>558085505Wheeyyyy
>>558085982
>>558085770Bro it's so pervasive SF6's whole fucking story is infected with it.>yeah sure JP might be an international terrorist cryptojew that worked for Shadaloo and has ruined the lives of numerous fighters but he's going to teach John Streets how to fight better so let him cook
The only "FGC" content I watch is golshi cup and sometimes a major
>>558086171Now that U Browheel was nerfed, maybe
>>558086273me on the right
the day when everyone has forgotten about these shittyass memes cannot come soon enoughanyway twin elements for rising
>>558086275What the fuck does bad Japanese writing have to do with the fucking western FGC?
>>558086527it's funny that weeaboo west haters also think that everything japan does revolves around a worship of the west
>>558086372I sometimes watch Sajam's videos so I have something to be upset and angry about.
I'm actually having a lot o fun spamming lasers with Ilsa...
>>558086527I know it's hard to remember things a whole 3 years but launch SF6 flagrantly pandered to Amerigolems and I"m just going to ignore your stupidity if you actually contest something so blatantly obvious.
>>558086273
Be honest, would you marry a serial killer?
>>558086910yeah probably, but not that one
and right on schedule we return to him not knowing that sf6's hip hop graffiti aesthetic is because the japanese company wants to sell to japanese westaboos, that modern controls are to try to get braindumb mobile gacha players to play fighting games, and that no japanese company in the history of time has ever cared about the western market
Sony quite literally killed its japanese studio
>>558086085mom got your back
>paragon prize pool hits a new record>xewom nowhere to be found
>>558086842I genuinely cannot understand the point you are trying to make.
>$1500 pot on ParagonGET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>558087035Yeah they asked all the black people at Capcom USA how to design a black character to appeal to what Japan thinks is cool lmao
>>558087380I'm doing erp on /trash/, BUT i hope Yoru will win because Kilvenz and his clique always seethe when it happens
>>558087035What about the tranny though? Japanese don't give a shit about trannies, they like traps when it comes to such matters. And the very masculine new females too seem more like trying to pander to perceived western sensibilities rather than Japanese ones.
>>558087380why tuning in shortly
>>558087158I already use that color assuming my meager showing counts as enough points to say I use a colormostly I just wanted to contribute to the echo chamber
>>558087454Dee Jay and Balrog were in Super Street Fighter 2 you dumbfuck
>>558086273>>558085982When skibidi toilet first became famous and the articles about retarded genX humor started rolling out, I thought it was just cheap journalism. it's not like nonsensical memes/humor was anything new. Anyone remember "E"?However, then came brainrot and now 6-7. This isn't just a jaded old fart thing, Gen X has the worst taste in humor ever recorded. it's not a fluke, genX is consistently retarded. And what's more, I mentioned "E", but that shit and other deepfried stuff was never mainstream, let alone THIS mainstream this shit is unreal, I'm raising my kids off the grid
heheheheE
>>558088017I don't remember E at all bro
>>558087380the saudis have finally noticed our game
>>558088168https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lord-marquaad-e
>>558088017I think you mean Gen Z. Gen X is from the 80s
>>558088168THIS NIGGA DOESN'T KNOW E
tonight i'm eating one of my favoritesa big salmon head
>>558088257ain't no way in hell I'm going to that site for any length of time or purposethere hasn't been a good meme in fucking ages. I think "here come dat boi" was the straw that broke the camel's back. it was horrible unfunny dogshit and its ghost hangs over the internet even now, turning everything into trash
>>558088296ur right, I thought genZ ended at 1999 and past that it was gen x but I literally just jumbled all my marbles still, you get it, it's them fucking kids
>>558088440oh shit whaddup
>>558088439are you a cat?
We should gather all Versusia players, group up and start extorting all other gbvsg anons. We could run an Italian Versusia Mafia.
>>558088646noshes dead
>>558088705no way dude I don't want to mess with the niersthey're dangerous
>>558088808The Niers left with their chief Big Cag
>>558088808das ritehide
>>558088705wouldn't you have to beat people to extort or threaten anyone
Greentard get in the l0bby for our FT10
Who's the FAGGOT who donated 1000 to paragon
Versusia Genesis for season 3
>>558088929Nier with the hot $500
We can make a sheep syndicate, but what would we do?
>>558089134more than you have
Remember EX characters?That was a thing they did.
>>558089054Me, I'm going to chargeback it after GF btw
>>558089116>PantsLook what they did to my beautiful momma
>>558089164I have a couple ideas>>558089220Remember Super Ultimate Controls?
>>558089220
fox is retarded
>>558089252I demand fanart of versusia in mom jeans
>>558089220they'll make more, trust. EX Vicky(S-Tier)
>>558089297Remember the SHMUP game playable from the lobby?
>>558089252Her horns are bigger
Remember Grand Bruise?
>>558089252She's an american mother now, she'll use jeans every day and will feed you pbj sandwiches, hot pockets and dino nuggets because she can't cook for shit
>>558089480That part's fine
Remember Robomi?Wait, we actually do
>>558089252>he doesn't like mom jeans Out.
>>558089527It's so fucked up that I should actually be grateful that my mom insisted on us eating actual food for dinner like pork chops or chicken thighs with veggies and rice because other people actually just serve the chicken nuggets and pizza we a;lways wanted instead
>>558089729why is that fucked up? I'm grateful to my mom for always doing home cooking. I've told her as mucheven if other moms hadn't lazymaxxed it and done fuckall I'd be thanking her for it. it's services rendered all the same. I love my mom
>>558089915Because that's the bare minimum anonIt shouldn't make you a comparably great mom to put spice on meat and put it in an oven instead of buying 20 minute slop
You want to have sex with your real mom and that's okay
I think Nier is cute.I post cute Niers.I am fond of the Nier gang.They are nice people.
>>558089164laze about the whole day
>>558090089I fapped while fantasizing about her once just to see if I could do it. I came but I’ve had no desire to do it again.Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising
>>558090265it's easy to forget that she's an eepy sheepy when you skip intros
>>558090296Sisxbro is the hotter incest anyway
>>558090089no, but I do want to have sex with versusia
>>558090089as someone who is extremely turned on by incestuous sex with your biological mother and wants every hot girl to be my actual mom, I feel nothing but revulsion at the thought of thinking about my real mom that way
>>558090486no duh bro, no one thinks about their own relatives like that. it’s in our biology. it’s hot when you see others do it.
>>558090612my mom is ugly though, really not sure I'd be saying the same if she was remotely attractive
>>558090674
I should pick up Metera...
>>558090719even if it were the case, you normally wouldn’t.
naruhodo
choto mate
de arimasu
souka
>>558091584
>>558086041GGS Galleonanon It's definitely a combination of a bad matchup, mu knowledge, and then rbf on top of it all. 4 isn't your fault, I fish for that c.H all the time so it was gonna happen.For what it's worth, I could tell your defense was getting better as we played, especially when in the corner. A lot of the gimmicks I tend to use stopped working pretty fast.FWIW if you want some mu knowledge the bigger things I noticed were>If you're going to challenge rekka with a button, make sure it's NOT a crouching button. Crouching counterhit is the only way for Lance to get full combo off the frame trap>Roll and evade are more or less worthless. You were experimenting with it a bit, but the only way they work is if Lance is asleep at the wheel.>Careful how you challenge the stab version of the teleport. 2 frames after he appears he becomes invincible and he gets a full combo if he stabs you in the air. Webm was a sick reaction but there are a billion ways to die, and only two ways to land the divegrab.>Delay 2H tends to be the way to go. You'll block the stab if he does it and you'll still hit the air normal if he doesn't commit.
>>558091029RUREAH
>>558091721thanks for the info, also >roll and evade are more or less worthlessoof I kept doing them so much, i thought they were defensive maneuvers
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>STOP DONATING
>>558091907It IS a defensive option, but it's designed to be very restrained in nature. It tends to be more used as "use this to counter specific moves (I.E Soriz 236U)" rather than a general purpose option you can throwout. It's almost worthless against Lancelot specifically because>a) None of his moves have that specific kind of counterplay>b) 90% of the time when you roll something you're rolling right into him and giving him a free counterhit
For some reason, I have it built into my mind that low light attacks would always be faster than standing. I've played a couple of fighters, but is that the truth anywhere?
>Xerom is not in?>Pump the prize poolmmmmmm nyo Mr. Xewom it's just a coincidence this happens every time you're not in bracket teehee ;)
>>558092518Usually the same speed
Versusia bread
>>558091907>>558086041its ok to evade once in a while to surprise a predictable opponent but you have to stop at one point, if the opponent stops attacking you youre giga minus and just end up repeating the whole process again (eating a blockstring) or, worse, get punished. lots of lariats/move forward in the game moves are all plus on evade tooif you find yourself cornered and in a sticky situation consider mashing unironically. it might be scary initially and you will lose because of it but once you learn how and when to do it you become unstoppableworks very well against lancelot's dumb gimmicky stuff too
theres a lance cancel that is fake but you need to roll it I think it's fH into 236H but I'm not sure. it's a heavy button into a fireball just not sure which for both
>>558093670like right now I just watched hava mash on wake up to deal 50% to vikalait just works
>>558093954Not unless there's some megafucked up setup then there's nothing with 236H. Early roll gets hit, late roll you're -16 and in his face, and it's a mashable gap anyways.What you're probably thinking of is evading f.H -> 236U which yeah that's actually pretty huge I can't believe I forgot to mention that.
holy fuck yosu mindcontrolling incendiate
we need real ranked
we need a fucking thread with Versusia in the op
we need a fucking threadwith every character except for Versusia in the op
Reminder Paragon is live. $1.5K prize pool. Loser finals https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgc
asked for games in my friend group and they told me they don't wanna waste their night playing against mewhat do
>>558096827get better friends
>>558096827what the fuck lol
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