Previous: >>558038164>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
sex with daiwa scarlet
>>558059602every uma is a dirt uma if you love them enough
Why are they this way (perfect)?
>>558062698>Doto>Innocentnever
>>558062710Yes. These retards have horrible timing for their gibs.
this implies tamamo pissed herself while either roleplaying or at the end of race
>>558062698doto would NOT do this
sex with el condor pasa as she goes aaaa yes papiiii and daughter roleplay sex
Digitan LOVE
deport el condor pasa to el salvador
Cygames have unilaterally decided my account will be an Air Groove account.What now?
>>558063092She's from kentucky doebeit
why is every uma's career filled with yuri bait? it's so annoyingly obvious that it's the intended interpretation
>>558063095Enjoy
>>558063239thought this would be an uma in a dog cage (thats hot) run 2/5 done
wow he got new material
>>558063350Vagueposters need the rope
>>558063239Even the head is round
>>558063451never acknowledge sub/vagueposts
i understood him perfectly
>>558063578who are you talking to
>>558063451I assume he means the yuritard, who, to be fair, should be hanged first
>>558063336
Never acknowledge sub5s
>>558063336I NEED Symboli Kris Sex
people who don't include reply backs are afraid of confrontation
i was talking to him
>>558063063Artists aren't known for being particularly bright, regardless of race.>Has the raw files>Could post his shit within the same post>Defaces his own stuff with "DO NOT TRANSLATE" spam>an AI/LLM/chatbot/ doesn't care anyways
You will skip fine motion You will use marvelous Sunday for a yearYou will fail to get >1000 wit for a yearYou will fail to reach UG1 for a yearYou will lose every CM for a yearAnd you will be happy
Lay off the wedding cake
im afraid of confrontation
I just don't want to give him direct attention
>>558063336Ok I expected something cool but that was so fucking cute I love both more than before
Screek fags, will you fully commit to playing with the rattle and wearing the onesie?
>>558063738nothing changes so i don't careyou can't be afraid of failure if you've learned to accept it
Soon
>>558063681why lighten the skin tone so much that it doesn't even look like her anymorethis looks more like mr cb than kris s
>>558063023
>>558063095Wife Groove
>>558063848Thought that was Aqua for a sec
I think someone in my club is botting
>>558063760holy moly
>>558063874Cute
I am reminded that every time I generate an image of rice shower, someone in the world dies.
>>558063859>this looks more like mr cb than kris sPlease go have your eyes checked
when will the first heterosexual uma be released?
>>558063738>"skip Kita and wait for the rerun; +50% odds!">people outright quit the game>"skip Kita and wait for fuku; she's better for MANT!">people brick their accounts by permaborrowing>"skip the FM/KP banner; better banner in a year">????>"don't pull during FM/SM; Ramonu soon!" tl;dr we should kill sloptubers
>>558063732It stops the laziest and biggest of the bunch, and that’s all it ever needed to stop. Someone determined could break into your home, but you should still lock your doors.
my wife isn't in that image and she's already in global
>>558063917ive found that on this graph this growth is just the same amount of fans every day
>>558063953fake chocolate lover
and he is back to the old stuffdisappointing
see that piece of the corner?never stop believingdont let your dreams be dreams
>>558063949This is why I only make slop of Ulala, she's safe from hell's punishment.
>>558063989
I fucking wish I skipped Kita's first runcouple hundred bucks down the drain for no reason
>>558062698sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>558064190>>558063989Love these two retards
>>558063095you're lucky she likes cleaning your room constantly
soulmate suzuka
>>558063949Billions of seamen
>>558064198Honestly same. I had to borrow her anyways until the rerun because I only got her to 2LB. I have her at MLB finally but everytime I stare at it... regret.
>>558063859I kinda agree with the skintone but I just kinda save images without really thinking to hard about them
>>558064336You still need her for MANT
Do NOT open.
helios pregnant...
>>558064463yeah, full of human milk
>>558063815Let's just say there's very few things I wouldn't do if Creek wanted to indulge in babyplay with me.
>>558064210I'm commander Black and this is my favourite ritualposter on the Kitadel
belly pumped full of my semen
>>558064676
STOP BEING FUCKING VAGUE
No...
I FUCKING DID IT
>>558063738sorry, i'm rolling for CB
>>558063940
bwos...
>>558064514Curren and Falco are FRIENDS
falco is gonna crack curren's skull open with a pickaxe
>>558064826damn I wish my club looked like that
>>558064806two sentence horror
ugh likecan you just not
>This reverts commit xyz>This reverts commit xyz >This reverts commit xyzholy shit my brother in OpenAI christ what are thou doing
>>558064824
>>558064826My club kinda looks like that
>>558065003I find these Stego saurus images insanely amusing
>>558063874>>558063940holy cute!>>558064824what's the lore here, why dinos?
What all actually works for Festive Miracle? Is it just stuff that specifically calls out 'recovers endurance', or does Triple 7s' 'gain energy' or Stamina to Spare's 'decrease fatigue' count?
>>558064826This is my club
>>558063095enjoy your secretly a masochist uma wife
>Control breathingfinally an uma into breathplay like me
>>558065118literally any blue
>>558064826my club looks like that THOUGH
>>558065118Any heal effect>>558065179Not just blue, things like Siphon work
>>558065116The IRL horses were dinosaurs
>>558065116Stay Gold -> Stego ->sttegosaurus
>>558064210>sniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple CrownBased Hero defeating the Villain of the east
>>558065080
>>558063134fuck off sharteen
dinosaurs aren't real anyway
they were tiny
>not just one jpspammer but multipleAnd of course it's fucking stay gold. Fuck off to umajp already
>>558065265!?>>558065320It's so obvious, shoulda gotten that myself. Thanks>>558065348>tfw no cute boy GF that will do silly things like get into a dino outfit>>558065410uh oh meltyyyyyyyy
I've got low motivation to do anything until those anni selectors are available. When do they drop?
hmm. nyo.
>>558065410them Japanese people love posting stay gold and jumping out of buildings if/when they get fired
Heh...heh...
>>558064005Bad analogyMore like a salesman who covers his own product in shit to avoid people stealing itSure, it won't be stolen, but nobody wants to buy a product covered in shit
I am unable to finish a single career. There is no future for me after losing the capricorn finals.
>>558065379how did they film jurassic park then
okay and how many artists have you paid in the last year? how many fanboxes are you subscribed to?
>>558065410Stego raped me
Daily reminder: The more you schizoid about JP posting, the more I'll post out of spite for your sorry retarded arse. It really is THAT fucking simple. Plus, JP uma are cute and fuckable.
>>558063732It's funny because asian pixiv artists are somehow very talented but totally fucking stupidInstead of trying to monetize their craft in the face of the slightest inconvenience, they deface it, leave it behind or nuke it
DONT STAND SODONT STAND SODONT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME(EK)
>>558065568The numbers say otherwise. You might not like it, but it’s optimal. If you want it to stop, rangeban SEA from the internet
>>558065715This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
shame I can't bring xoguri and OGuri to CMs
Stay Gold more like Stay Gay lmao
Based stegoposter
uhoooooooowwwwwww im posting spooler and JP uma how scaryyyyyyy
>>558063949Keep doing it>>558064169Nice
>>558065756I SAID TRY METAKE A CHANCE ON EMOTION
>>558065674don't use gentil in your shitposts faggot
when is the uma news stream again?
>>558065853OKAY (if you are a girl)
>>558065674But I want more Gentiposting here...
>>558063848Soon I will be hers
Cringe faggot spammers
hoeh
>>55806589837 hours from nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1P9iuCGlCM
>>558065721Are these "numbers" in the room with us?I literally can't find them
>>558065908>558065882Crrrrrrrry about it, faggo. I'll use Gentle Wife whenever I please.
DO NOT POST JAPANESE UMASThey may at some point STOP being JAPANESEin which case it's fine to POST thembut until then DO NOT POST any
>>558065927what happened with the ghost girl?
>>558065674do not use big boob uma with thick thighs in your pictures >>558065927how did you get meek in a concert? she shows up in the finals for real??
>>55806589837 hours
i tried 4 speed cards and this actually worksignore the fact i got cucked out of any good skills but i feel like i’m actually going somewhere this time
Good evening
>>558065829
nothing of value kind of threadnext one will be... surely...
>>558066047hey man he said do not reupload
>>558066071Waddup dracula
Someone please stop meI'm...I'm... SPOOOOILING
whats so good about it
>>558066085
>>558066061I run 4 spd on zero spd growth umas
>>558066003stop being a bait chasing faggot and post more bunny musume
>>558065059>>558063815I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>558065597why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>558066061You should gutsmaxx on guts umas.
>>558065916
>>558066047AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>558066057>>558065969thanks bros
>>558065993"gentle wife" wouldn't want to do anything with a faggot like you
>>558066047>don't translate>don't reuploadBRO
>>558066304touchable uma ears...
>>558066190I think she's a bit too old to be wearing that
do you think you could get ai to have sex with you by making it a competition
she makes very cute noises
>>558066282gutsmaxxing? but mant isn't out yet...
>>558066336sucking on her milky ways
>>558066330>>558066343That's the idea.>>558066047>Don't translate>That insane watermarkingFucking lmao
>>55806634680% of this thread has never heard AI voice let alone know her personality
>>558066347>oguri fat>>>>cute
>Onsen ticket twice in a rowI love you Stego but why now, why don't you ever do this when I'm actually training you and not just boosting your fan count...
>>558066336awooga!?
>>558066242Why does it have to be so hard to post reverse bunny umas...And this time I'm not talking about my dick
>>558066346I think she is 雑魚 when it comes to sex
>>558066061It's a brick bro. I ain't explaining shit, but you need 4 more pwr and 100 more wit.Also needs more velocity skills.
>>558066242
run 3/5 done and wow its only 9PM
>>558066252I threw up the pills
>>558066479
>>558065970AI bros need spoonfeeding, big surprise
Donna wife
how many of these posts are just 3-4 bored fags fighting their retarded schizo wars here
>>558066464Kaori Ishihara is not an unknown seiyuu, they must have heard her somewhere
>>558066141A Belmont?!
>>558066467Shes the cutest thooo
>>558066464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0MuAlAt5egSurely people have heard her legend change before.
>>558066691We have a thread population of like 200-300 at peak times, down to like 50 at off-times.
another burnout has hit /uma/ clubit is beyond over
>>558066513Huh I was just doing that, hopefully the resolution is so small that no one will notice that the 2nd image is an image of rice stuffed full of cum
>>558066662>can't defend argument>makes shit up>instead of providing such non-existant numbers claim AI even though it was never part of the discussionClassic brainlet tranny behavior malding and seething over being proven wrong
>>558066657DAMN, look how FLAT she is!>>558066691>Schizo starts being a schizo>Based>Schizo gets backlash and gets shit throw at him>CRINGE!
>>558066764>Blud-y Tears
she cute
flat is best
people burned out a couple of months ago, it's just people botting or people that barely play or are in the process of quitting
Machan's fat tits and thick thighs
>>558066818???Isn't the count still at 4?
>>558066830>21-27secondsJesus Christ how bad is your fucking PC, or how much bullshit do you apply to gens?>>558066741Cute Stinko
>>558066852You can even tell it's the same schizo crying while posting his tantrums because he's the only interaction of his posts that is supposed to be an answer to amother post, but is too afraid of discussion so he doesn't even respond directly
>>558066818?
>>558066691The truth is that they have nothing else in life so if they are bored they have to continue posting here because there is nothing else to do. They are probably not even browns, through they probably are, just bored 30+ autistic manchildren, it's sad but you only need to wait until their arteries explode or until they finally take a step forward and kill themselves if TB doesn't kill them faster.
>>558066304Gold City bukkake.
things are happening in the umacord
dictus "rear entrance"
>>558066838No, I can just call you brown and be rightI’m not going to do the research and write paragraphs on something off topic for AI bros who don’t even careI have no motivation to help you understand
>>558067002lmao even
kinda feelin a bit burnt out but that's because I dont really care about the dirt cm (have 3 whatever aces already prepped) and I know nothing I do right now matters since mant (and hopefully pink skills) will be here in a few weeks
>>558067163Is that where she likes her Dictus?
>>558067002>screenshooting your own postbut why
Why did a bunch of JP fags start posting in this thread tho?
Nice watermark bro
I'm not a pdf. I'm an ePUB, actually.
So.. am i good for the next CM?Or should i gamble for more?
>>558067225only for me but yes when its not her cute feets
>>558067129 >unironically saying "pdf"
>>558065568You telling me AIfags still willingly clean the shit covered product to 'own' the artist? kek
>>558067114>>558066341Freaks
>>558067281Nobody cares about them in the other thread and their dopamine receptors are whores who need constant motivation
>>558067002>Deleted
>>558067235Need me more tanlines
>>558067321
DUDE FUCKING REPLY TO THE POST THAT YOU ARE RESPONDING TO SO I WONT SEE YOU POST SINCE I FUCKING HIDDENED IT
>>558067304lmao, I asked grok to do it and it just gave me the image with no watermarks no questions asked here >>558060174
Wtf
>>558067304so it worked?
>>558067235wei sex>>558067425T H I S>>558067441>the nazi bar principlejesus christ these ""people"" are beyond saving
>>558067281because this is an umamusume thread, why wouldn't they post here?
And more, much more than thisI did it
>>558067519looks like dogshit
>>558067524>>558060174
>>558067571post it then
>>558066798Inflated numbers. 20-30 posters at peak times, 5 at most times
Love big tittied mares
>>558067519And the text changed and the image distorted, mind you.
>>558067129>>558067441Is Uma&Co also dying?
>>558067605it's over... AI-chan is too strong...
>>558067425Now you get no lines
>>558067627>image for ants
>>558067541I don't mind them posting here, I'm just wondering why a bunch of them started posting in this thread. We haven't had this many JP fags in a while
>>558067627
you niggas should learn how to use photoshop instead of asking slop ai to do the work for you
post more helios idk what I mean by that
>>558067702
>17 year old
Mambo rank 281Autis/uma/ rank 430Pathetic
>>558067756AI is not slop
>>558067627>>558067737do gentil and daiwa ever interact? i feel like they should because they're the two arima kinen winning mares in the game
>>558067731Artist too lewd for his own good>>558067571>Not the "toreina table" edit
>>558067756>removing all that watermark by hand I was avoiding saying that it would be very tedious by hand
gn
>>558066242>>558067425I'll do you one better
Sore wa Ai ja nai
>>558067825That's right
>>558067756>you need to spend way longer doing something boring instead of having an AI do ithmmmmm nyo
sex with boys
>>558067735it can be just global only players too, people want to know more about the game and the future. jp players see info of unreleased horses while global searches for upcoming ones
>>558067963gn anon>>558067904awooga!
someone probably mentioned it already but haru urara is featured on the steam horse sale (just don't check what they're selling)
>>558063989this whole video was fucking hilarious. also symboli's VA is weirdly good at speaking english.
>>558067907Isn't AI basically useful for meaningless tasks like removing watermarks?Also, it's funny that that anon is clearly anti-ai, but accidentally anti-artist because he's encouraging removing the watermarks as long as it's not aiSays a lot about society
toKINO MINORu
Can I get this for an oshi mutation run next time cygays
>>558067963Umasumi!>>558068075BoySex
>>558065492Anyone know?
finally, a good swimsuit image
>>558068181Mid march?
>>558068181check your inbox
>>558064104that place is where my late gambler is going to activate four accels and two inherits at the same time
>>558068075why is she like this?
Become more retarded
>>55806818120-30 days
>You guys should spend 1 hour doing this tedious task instead of spending 30 secs using a machinewhat is next? you gonna ask me to do long division
>answering to the "uuuuh jp bad uuuuh raid uuuuh vandalized thread" schizoWhy entertain such idiotAnyhow have some cute jp umas
>>558068091Did not notice that, cute detail!
Now that we've all licked our wounds, and hopefully recoveredCapricorn Cup Finals pollhttps://poal.me/tc32mhttps://poal.me/tc32mhttps://poal.me/tc32mEven if it's a dirt CM, someone at cygays is rigging the lobbies anyway.
>>558067756I used to be a scanlator and I 100% would use AI slop to clean those images and if they look bad it's better, because the artist will find them and it will offend them the most if it looks sloppified.
>>558068271you can't do long division?
Bros, how do I invest the 2 Rainbow Crystals + Half Anni ticket + the 2 1st Anni tickets if my deck looks like this?
>>558064806are they related or is bakushin's sister some unknown uma offscreen
Bwo your slide rule?
>>558068271its like domesticating cows and then asking humans to go use the cow tools
Jesus christ, I thought brown hours was several hours ago.
Pasa begging Grass to stop fingering my ass
>Oh neat someone responded to my post>Lets unspoiler this image and see what he posted>Orgri.png:<
>>558066061You either do speed sparks + 3speed or go 4speed for 0%. If you're referring to >>558058729 Fuku is like half a speed/half a pal card due to 0 spec prio.
>>558068368Chiyono and Bakushin are friendsBakushin's little sister is some offscreen child never pictured that only exists for that particular situation and is then sent back to limbo, much like Gordon Freeman only exists for as long as Gman needs him to.
>>558068312 >>558068452>CBSex>AceSexSchrimple as.
>GAMBLED AND WON (group A 1st)I got plat, but I didn't gamble. I merely computed the route to success and then took it.
>>558068362>half anniKSB>2 crystals + 2 anni ticketsSuper CreekMANT is solved for you on the stamina side and you will be able to compete on the pisces CM where having your own Creek will be the difference between being able to pass to finals A or staying in B group.
>>558066346Yeah, with her mom as the other contestant.
>>558068497
>>558068350>get shitty scan>use photoshop magic and 3d tools to make it legible, put it in a logically placed and possibly accurately oriented frame, reduce opacity, denoise, fix, unblur, use filters, renoise again, sharpen, soften, fix, use another filter, fix more mistakes, denoise again, renoise because you denoised too much, fix the tones>you have one out of 20 pages of an obscure manga that will never be translated in your language>also won't ever be translated because scanlator group disbanded 3 months after for internal problemsEvery time...
>>558068550Okay Biwa, here's a banana.
>>558068362Spend the 100 free pulls we're going to be getting, then ask again
>>558068585>>558068618Spe-chud? Don't careBlue hair daughter? Don't careVISTA!? GIMME
lots of jerkoff bait tonight not that I will remember any of it
Why did they make Daiwa so erotic
>the 100 free pulls we're going to be gettingwho's gonna tell him
>>558066718I don't know who that is. I see she was in Code Geass but I don't remember that character.
>>558068629Is he spitting whatever was in his mouth because he loves bananas so much?That's kinda cute
>>558068550I'm gonna shit down your throat buddyDon't claim your luck as "computation" or "keikaku" niggerfaggot
Gentildonna t-tributes!? When are we making our own tributes, we can't let them beat us...
If your favorite uma is a stallion you are a faggot!
oh dear... looks like somebody got stuck in a losing equation
>>558068748Yeah, he loved bananas.
>>558068815I do it in private everyday anonWhere are YOUR tributes????
>>558068858faggot for horse cocks
how am i supposed to enjoy yuri if i am not a cuck?
by self inserting as one of the girls
>>558068728Those 11 children aren't going to make themselves
>>558068956Old man...
>>558068858I love being a turbo faggot for women and men!
so are we building oguri pace or oguri late for dirt
>>558068995but i am not a tranny either
is horse meat halal or haram
>>558068452
>>558068967
>>558069059Front
I was recently watching some of the irl major races for umamusume and what the hell stego was in like half of them
Talk more about Brian
>>558068939if you feel threatened by your wife's girlfriend, that's a self esteem problem. i fuck both
>>558069059I got Natie MLB, so all my Ogurins will be late for the time being
>>558068956After having anal with me
>schedule my pulls for end closers>every single good card past CB is right after an anni banner
>Have to post Mackie's rump to get replies>>558068219>>558068220>>558068267FFuuuuuu that is so far awayyyyy. What even is there to do until then?
>>558069153Do you think she has a tanline under her tape?
>>558068091wrong flower THOUGH
>>558069136Didn't ask, don't care about an ugly fuck Uma with a shit voice
>>558069123based
>>558069115me irl, except with luna and luna (festival), both are throwing dad jokes at me
>>558069153She bites when we fuck
I asked I care
Last thread
>>558069259Yeah. The marking on her forehead looks different tooEither it's slop trying to look like urara or it's not urara at all
That's it. I'm taking down the turf queens
>>558069296>spechud>flat stomachshit ad
>>558069203I'm just doing fan runs to hit the quota and playing mewgenics
>>558069059Late for OYL and Angry Feet.
gn anons. going going to jerk off so basically go to sleep I only have 21 TP left and I can leave it at that, and 10% phone and laptop battery, to let it recharge for free 9-10 runs down today (4/5 in the extra)
>>558069296>>558069353The singular only other /vg/ thread I used to frequent forever ago had this going every thread, man those were fun and chill days, everyone just got along and had fun with stuff like this.
Very punchable little bellies
>>558069379pretty sure it's slop
they left rice out
>>558068895Nowhere I dont make any I'm a pussy and secretly hoping to see dacchi make them while im shitposting...
>>558069353SPEED SPOWER SPAMINA
>>558069159i am not polyamorous either
>>558069459
>>558067385Need Gold City to call me a freak while giving me a thighjob
>>558069458Umasumi, meek-kun!
I know Guts serves as a secondary stamina specificly for the last leg of the race, but how does it affect the final spurt? Since we need ~1100 stamina+guts, can I have 300 stamina and 800 guts and not die/fail to spurt?
>>558069467Sad times we're in
club rank 2999 is B+ actually, by the way
>>558069353>roll dirt frontsThere's only o- wow there are more than I initially thought.
>>558069296why buena vista? wasn't she added like yesterday?
>yea gwo just get furious feet from uuuhhh ummmmm uuuuuuhhhh huuuhhhhhh
>>558069353>late front umaIs this the new meta
>>558069353>feels kill>yes>help/uma/ needs therapy
Who the fuck actually likes to do long division?
>>558069690>wasn't she added like yesterday?>>558069689sex with both brossex with espo
>>558069613:ofriend :D
>>558068557>>558068653
>>558069617No. Guts affects the rate of change of stamina consumption. You still need stamina for spurt calcs, just sometimes you can forego a recovery if your guts is really high.
>>558069617>but how does it affect the final spurt?Affects HP consumption during final spurt, and minimum target speed in case you gas out. >Since we need ~1100 stamina+guts, can I have 300 stamina and 800 guts and not die/fail to spurt?You guys should really stop thinking about it like this. Yes, you will gas out.
>>558069690Everyone in that pic are Maruzensky’s grandkids/great grandkids
>>558069617Guts doesn't translate 1 to 1 with stamina. Guts get diminishing returns when it reaches above 600, you still need raw stamina
>>558069690Coma anon....
>>558069789Truly a song of all time
>>558069690nigga Buena Vista is one of the OGs uma
I am a whale that will spend however much it takes to get the umas and MLB cards that I want when their banners come around. Now that the launch SSR banner reruns are almost over, does it matter what I spend my rainbow limit break crystal on? I spent the free crystal and first paid selector on getting Fine to LB3 because at the time her rerun banner was still fairly far off, but now it's very close. My other option would be using it on Biko at LB2 to get her to LB3, and then LB4 when the selector is available, but I already have MLB Bakushin (hit her first on their double rerun banner so I stopped, probably should've kept going, but then again Turbo Sprint was a lot better for Capricorn).
>>558069617x stam+guts means 50-70% of that is stamina, every time
>>558069153The amount of love I feel for her is so suffocating that lately I've been having trouble going to sleep because I frequently get absorbed in my daydreams about being her trainer. My imagination is extremely vivid so I can think about anything without any effort. Sometimes I get the urge to draw out my thoughts but my desire to draw dies as quickly as it comes, even though I know I can definitely do it. There's only so much f!trainer x uma stuff one can find before you get that itch to draw some yourself...
>>558069762I'd like to imagine this a spreadsheet of you spending more than half a million USD every month on a funny horse game
>>558069353>front>speed>needBAKUSHIN!
1
might open up my wall and tap into my mains supply to the light switch to get a switch next to my bed to turn it off without getting up, to jerk off and turn it back on to play uma game again all without getting up
>>558069949>>558069765figuratively yesterday retards
>>558069762>Rice posting>Ai slop>Spreadsheet autismCUMA DANCHO IS BACK!
>>558069789Smash, next question
>>558069973If you're a whale you no longer need Biko, use it on FM.
Furious Feat sounds really good with Pacer Taiki if she gets pushed to the back in front heavy rooms, anyone experimented with this?
>>558070047I've got nothing but 1* all week
>>558070047Truly the number one..
>man I sure love brain I want brian so bad aaa>keeps posting yurihmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm>>558069949>release a week before my birthdaytruly, the gift of all time...>>558070065literally a retard, (you).
>>558069831>>558069842>>558069919>>558069992Fair enough I thought it'd be like that. But then what's the minimum STAMINA I should be aiming for? The 500-600 threshold is supposedly easy to get but even with MLB R Riko I still need to either hit a lot of power trainings or at least a few stamina spirit bombs to get there.
>>558069973what the fuck
>>558070187Aim for 601 for the stat threshold boost
800 pieces, rotation two images and both sets' pieces are mixedhttps://jiggie.fun/umajig3
>>558069762>>558068351Forogt to reply
>>558070187I always aim for 400/600/800/1000 then add blues as required for weather conditions
why are so many basement dwelling cheeto-crusted dude bros convinced that umas want them when the game is blatantly written to be about yuriships?
consider
>>558070253>>558070340Thanks. Damn that's gonna be a pain, 2 speed 3 wit + Riko will not get me there unless I hit a lot of bombs on it.
/uma/ club is recruiting for next month. join the queue
>>558070125>polluting Taiki with a power cardyou do you
>>558070187On the stamina threshold doc for TT, it says Dirt Mile is like 750 stam. I think it's different for CM or the sheet might not even been right but I think getting 700 is probably best for dirt mile
sexo https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pehoYkdbSR8 >>558070356backs are sexo
>>558070369What's your parent sparks
>>558070356>Fats so big they spill out to the sides or bottomgod please
>>558070047
>>558070112
>>55807042718 power.
>>558070113Kinda thought so. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't forgetting anything.
>>558070367silence awooga!
>>558070465gonna fuck the shit out of the onsen ningen and uma
>>558070435>kotor mentioned twice this week in /uma/so many uncs in this thread frfr
>Tried to play Late Surger in Scorpio>All of the Front Suzukas and Maruzenskys have already taken off with their Angling and Scheming on the last corner>Tried to play Late Surger in Sagittarius>Either the End Closer Gold Ships and Taishins proc NSM from behind them and overtake them or the Christmas Oguris with their tailor-made Ult for the track win>Tried to play Late Surger in Capricorn>The wall of Pace Chasers get to their acceleration before the Late Surgers even hit the final StraightLate Surger bros....please tell me there will be salvation for us....
>>558070367dear lord what is happening there
>>558069973>"I'm a whale">"Spent the "paid" (actually free) voucher and crystal on FM instead of waiting for her banner"What an impatient buhiDo whatever you want
soulmate suzuka...
something really needs to be done about this flatlining faggot
>>558070164>man I sure love brain
>>558070580what was the other time
>>558070682just ctrl f kotor in archive moe
>>558070369Clicking bursts on stam once or twice then others on power does the trick for me
>>558070583>brian and wife in office outfits>huge tits>DOJIN>>558070646You're right, in reality he loves fToreina, not brian herself.
Basically its a doggy dog world. Will you be eating me or will I be eating you?
>>558070369I've been using like 3* stamina and only slightly falling short (but running Keen Eye so it's fine)
>>558070734>archive moebwo...
>>558070645Just become danchou bwo
>>558070098what the fuck is a cuma?
>>558070775fluffy!>>558070780boysex with aggressive/forward girls>>558070789that's a servant, not a dog
7 and i will goon to fuku
Doto _____
>>558070897he just needs to not login for a week and the the mambo revolution will begin
>>558070797Thanks I'll shop around for another parent with some STA, it should give me a little more freedom to bomb power.
>>558070998does it for free
>>558070924I might be remembered wrong but wasn't there a guy in fate that looked exactly like this guy?
>>558070998Is cool!
>>558070998CLEAN UP THE THREAD, OVERLORD!
>>558070752>Oh no, it's ANOTHER double circle WIT training with 2 bombs on it...
What the fuck is going on
>>558071102awooga
>>558070998Meisho
>>558068815findom gentildonna demanding half my monthly take as tribute...
>>558070998
>>558071067Correct. However, he also looks like a Monogatari character, so pick your poison.
The SECRET 3 COMBO SKILLS NOBODY USEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ZuWmE4wyw
>>558071147Doto-Chiyo racial tensions
>>558071235huh is the cryer fad finally over? feels like i haven't seen one in a few threads
>>5580709817 AND I GOON TO FUKU 7 AMRITE GUYS CHECK THIS 7 777 7 BECAUSE LUCKY LUCKY 7 SUPER LUCKY 7 WATCH ME GET THIS 7 GUYS UH FUCK WATCH ME GE- FUCK THIRD TIMES THE CHAR- OK I NEED TO POST ABOUT IT 7 TIMES GET IT BECAUSE LUCKY 7 FUKU'S TITS GOOD LUCK AMRITE SHIROAKI SAMA WILLS IT SO 7 77777777777777777777777777777 7 AND YOU FUCKING DIE IN YOUR SLEEP LMAO CHECK THIS 7 VERY SUPERSTITIOUS WRITING ON THE WALL 7
>>558071272is it dodging danger and prudent positioning
>>558070602I think lates are cooked brothey don't even win miles anymore, in practice lobbies triple fronts beat everything else. fuckin smart falcon is at the finish line before my lates and ends even finish accelerating
>>558071392>3 skillsbwo...
>>558071272I'll not open that shitKill yourself sloptuber
>>558069973>im a whale>doesnt have literally any of the whale SSRs like seuin wit or yaeno mutekishameful. you're barely a porpoise.
>>558071402NOOOOOOOOO MY GLOBAL THREAD IS DONE FOR
>>558071272Buy an ad, faggot!
>>558071272At least this video explained to me why people swear by DD/PPIs this only for fronts or do other positions get something similar?
>>5580713747 and I rape you
>>558071272>>558071392it is lmoa
>>558062792When you meet someone as reta-neurodivergent as you
>>558071493
Thoughts on Mummy Creek?
>>558071493>Just get ignited wit broFuck off literally impossible to get anything besides speed.
>>558071272I want this nigger beaten to death with bricks and rocks
>>558071402Morning, we were waiting for yo.... HOLY SHIT
>>558070356Dantsu? That's not the school swimsuit
Yeah it was 1* guts 1* late surger. Fuck my parent farming life.
>>558071468prudent positioning by itself is pretty ok
>>558071623From inheritance bwo
>>558062792>Baking is all about precision, you can't just throw random shit together like with cooking, expecting it to workNow granted, going 4.2 gram instead of just 4 IS slightly autistic, but otherwise that looks fine to me. Yes, I am biased by nationality, and I do like Flash.
>>558071474This is why Fuku is weak, she needs 7 to rape when other umas just take the seed
>>558071572I would raid her crypt if you know what I mean
>>558071418ignited wit is the same as prudent positioning so i didn't bother mentioning it explicitly. but this is the first time i've heard it suggested to take both, rather than only one of them.
>>558069789I'll FORCE her to use jk outfit by day, and a micro-bikini + randoseru while having sexNON NEGOTIABLE
>>558071402is it just me or is this image getting lewder every dayI can clearly see the nipples now
>>558070583Threesome
>>558071716You mean take the lead, right?
>>558071623ur 9* blue + ignited wit + gw parent bro?
>>558071784it's a different md5 so maybe
>>558071456yeah but retards will get mad if i say dolphin
sexo suzuka
>>558071716These pics of implied sex are so hot
My fucking God
>>558071007>wez needa wait fo mastah to drop dedJust leave at the end of the month, why do you put up with it
>>558071784They get hard / visible whenever I'm around heheheh
>>558071843how do i configure sweepy to pop wit bombs
>>558071840sexo suzuka https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J9EbZ6tBOKE
I can't wait for dirt cm to be over with so we can enter LONG KINO
>>558070382NOT TRUE
>>558071840does suzuka enjoy the view from the lead in bed?
>>558067312I'd stick with it. Very hard to hit even 2+2 good blue and pinks especially since you have a total of 8 and relevant whites
>>558071272ok some actual new information i haven't heard explained before (knew gold versions weren't good, but no one explained why before)
>>558070602Late surgers are just worse end closers with how front and pace heavy the meta is. They're relegated to being debuff slaves.t. former late surger main for the first 6 cm's
>>558072070Youre my slave now
>>558064826every club's gonna be recruiting next month at this rate one of you needs to disband and merge into the rest
>>558070998 for FREE
>>558072034>Gruelingly stamina draining Long CM coincides with gruelingly stamina draining scenarioIt's like poetry
>>558071572>cricket noises>SUDDENLY BECOMES ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PARENTS IN RECENT CM
>>558072325more like creek-et noises
>>558072034You won't be saying that when every lobby is VBourbon + Kitasan
>>558072220Let's start by merging Mambo and Uma&Co
>>558072413Mine won't be because I'll use VBourbon + Suzuka ft. Xoguri
>>558070602We just need a good accel that isn't dependent on being 5th or worse when everyone else is near the goal line..
boysex
>>558070602they get 1 good card and it gets giga mogged by pasa a couple weeks later lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>558072612HOguri doesn't work on 3200m. She only works on 2000-2500m because of triple 7 timing.
>>558072409holy sex
>>558072679KINO???
>>558072678this boy is seducing me...
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>>558072678cowsex>>558072793>What if Kino, but the protag was cuter, and the adaptation wasn't so boring>>558072826They do that
would you
Nishino flower unique is better for triple fronts than pacers
BIGwa HEADyahide
>>558070998is evil
>>558071572I would like to cuddle in a coffin with her.
>>558072764I'll make her work
>>558072579>Mambo & Uma&Coas much as Mambo is shitposted about they don't deserve that.>Uma&Co was literally SO MAD that their discord got leaked they started spamming Discord propaganda in the thread and claiming all the other clubs had one and VF shilling AND then making excusesMambo is bullyable but not at that level of bottom of the barrel cringe.
What the fuck El Condor Pasa
>>558072869No, I'm a coward and that late into the career I don't want to get fucked right before summer
>>558072869not worth
>>558072679You have to be a genuine faggot to be attracted to this. This is a man. Not a woman, a man. Not even the other "boys" people post are like this.
>>558072869Digitan? always
>Makes a change>Reverts it instantlyWhy is he like this? Is it the OpenAI sponsored vibe coding?
>>558072947take your meds
>>558072992>>558073005aieeeeeee you had to say >>558073032 to give me good luck
>>558070602>Tried to play Late Surger in Scorpio>All of the Front Suzukas and Maruzenskys have already taken off with their Angling and Scheming on the last cornerI wish this was my experience, my Suzuka and Maru were getting blasted by almost every Late Surger in Scorpio
>>558073070Probably. I do that at work oftent.slopcoder
>>558071784It's the same image as always>>558071865Janny tranny banned the one I was using, so I had to do some workarounds
which uma am I jerking off to today?
>>558072950>frontThat's rush + spot struggle for you
>>558073183The big tiddy doggo that will lick your balls even without stuff on it>>558073181>so I had to do some workaroundsExplain
>>558072882Nice new gaslightVery novel and slightly believable. Full points!
>>558071761
My friends and coworkers might call me a tranny but I'll gladly bear that shame if it means they remember her.
>>558073193Bro I had 3 double circlesThis whole group just died and fell back as the accel zone started.
>>558073249>The big tiddy doggo that will lick your balls even without stuff on itGot it
>>558073425With that dog literally all you have to do is "I command thee!" and she will do fuckever you tell you to.
>>558073070>>Makes a change>>Reverts it instantly>Why is he like this? Is it the OpenAI sponsored vibe coding?As if you never submitted a post then immediately thought "FUCK I FORGOT SOMETHING WHERE'S THE EDIT BUTTON"
>>558072865What's written on Uokka's back?
>>558073249>ExplainI had to change the hash to be able to post it, it's the same image to the eye, if you don't look at the data
>>558073070One of those is actually the mining update and he’s trying to cover his trail
>>558073503I'm not talking about minor mistakes like typos, those can easily be resolved. He meanwhile Makes multiple big changes, then COMPLETELY reverts them minutes later, multiple times.>>558073605NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!>>558073583Wait.. so jannies ban you based on the md5, and not going by the factual content you can see? The fuck?
>>558073709no, if you spam the same image and it gets deleted a bunch of times then the hash is autobanned
>>558073496even let me sleep on her chest and rub my head all night?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558073787>Faggot ass Hiroshimoot management can afford basic measures like this, but nothing related to blatant shit posting. 4free.>>558073872She'll do that without you saying a thing. What are you expecting, for a servant to go "NYOO MASTER YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!"?
is superstan even goodthis skill is so expensive
Does affinity work on a direct parent/grandparent basis, or does it consider the entire lineage? For example, if the grandparent is the same as the trainee, does that lower the chance of inheriting Sparks specifically from that grandparent?
>>558073909
>>558073990early proc is bad late proc is good
>>558073990lets you kidnap any late-started fronts for an easy win
>>558074035first rate cooking with a first rate fisher
>>558073909>>558074014>followed by 9% failureThis villain cursed me
>Unity draw>Keep going>Fast learner + beat C aptitude G1 races thanks to insane skill activations (Final push as spurt starts)>End up with a decent parentlmao
>>558074009>if the grandparent is the same as the traineeThat grandparent will give you 0 affinity. You can still inherit that grandparent's sparks normally, but she simply won't contribute to affinity.
>>558073990I wouldn't on shorter tracks unless you had dead ass nothing else
>Dantsu figure inspiring art of her backI knew I wasn't the only one who found that figure special
>>558069689Reminder, more dirt umas and possibly dirt tracks (del mar, churchil downs, dubai)
>>558074009Considers the affinity as a whole >does that lower the chance of inheriting Sparks specifically from that grandparent?No
>>558074274>>558074078>>558074068So it's gambley... will try getting prof of curvature next then, that skill always works.
>>558074296huge titties spilling out the side of a backsimple as
>>558074310anon what about the forbidden derby?
>three autists enter a cafe
>>558074310I wonder if they've learned from Kitasan. Her career was lackluster because of the lack of rivals. I know that is just the reveal, but surely they won't rush her release without giving her rivals.
>>558074538geschlechtsvekehr mit blitz
>>558074538who's the third one?
>>558074595>Her career was lackluster because of the lack of rivals...did you expect them to add fake rivals that weren't a thing in this story based on REAL EVENTS?why did you think her season of anime was so dog shit boring? cuz her real career was.
>>558074614>geschlechtsvekehrI thought you were cursing for a second
>>558074649You got a mirror anon?
>>558074801close, but no.
>>558074649
anyone getting this
>>558074367it's a weak gamble because it doesn't give much on the shorter tracks especially as late. on longer (over 2200) it's important since a lot of ends can kidnap you and fronts can make more distance
>>558074009The double circle display in the client considers total affinity in the tree, but the best model for predicting spark proc probabilities we he have supporting data for treats each uma in your tree as having her own affinity value for the purposes of proccing her sparks, so in your case the 0 base affinity grandparent would be a negative only for her own spark procs and for the parent she's attached to.See https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/notes/sparks and the parenting doc linked to in that post.
>>558073909THERE GOES MY HERO
>>558073183Chiyo tits are not that big but they should be
>grind out parents to make Gold Ship run on dirt>grind out ace runs until I get good sparks and usable stats/skills>all that just to get smoked by Smart Falcons that were made in 20 minutes
>>558075226
>>558075084>already forgottensad
>>558067520BASED
>>558075020>>558075085Stop that
Holy marked
>>558075561
>>558075641STOP!!
>>558072950>>558073385?????
>>558074538And then we have a threesome
>>558074310What if they added those foreign races but made them take 2 turns - 1 for travel and 1 to race? Make the rewards really high but also make the competition tough. That'd be dope.
>>558075757
>>558074781Anon duramente was completely mobbed in Kita’s in game career and cheval and crown don’t really show up either. She got the same treatment as Falco where none of her rivals really were around and it affected the quality of her career story
natie... stay away from the teiobros...
>>558075815Not you too Charlie...
What's sex with Hishi Akebono like
>>558075226So it's harder to proc the gp's sparks if its the same as the trainee
>>558075870>and cheval and crown don’t really show up eitherthey didn't show up at all, because their identities weren't confirmed yet (they had only just appeared without speaking lines in the anniversary short)
>>558075607Is that tail hair?
>>558076051yes
>>558076027In a way, because the GP won't give you affinity in that case
>>558075757Friendship with Tokai Teio has decreased by 5.Friendship with Seiun Sky has decreased by 5.Friendship with Gold Ship has decreased by 5>>558075991The shaking camera from her win animation but it's constant
>>558075991bono looks like she has a sweaty ass
>>558075607>>558076094>marked by my CFs tail hairaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>558072869>313 skill pointsBro?Bro is buying skills.Also, no.
>>558074595They gotta have Sierra Leone at the very least. Forever Young's arc of losing to him twice at the 2024 Derby and BCC before capping it off with a story book ending of finally beating him in the most recent BCC won't hit as hard if Sierra Leone gets MOBBED in the career.
>>558075765lmao
>>558076029That’s even worse honestly oof. At least crown’s career sort of makes up of for it I guess since it’s a better re-telling of s3 and everyone actually shows up
>>558076094
Best possible sparks shit outKitasan dies, Natie doesn't finish her 3rd eventShiraoki-sama please
>>558076027Yes. If oguri is her own grandma, she has a very low chance of learning anything from her other self.It isn't impossible. Example, I have a vamp rice with inherited blue rose closer. It just isn't generally a good idea. Worsens your inspos by like 15%
Sex with Dantsu Flame.
>>558074595I hope Sovereignty, Sierra Leone and Fierceness make it in, not as playable or with the real names but at least in some uma form. Would make the FY's career more interesting or at least the new scenario more alive.
>>558075084I'm not sure. I wish the base had some details or sculpting.
>>558076620I think Dantsu should stop eating too much cheese
>>558073070bwo the guy forked the work of the actual Curren dev. No shit he has no idea wtf he's doing
>Trainer... How am I supposed to express this emotion?>Use your body language!What did she mean by that?
>>558076783that's some kind of mating dance
>>558076763>curren devgo away falco
I love Rice
>>558076573It'll do for now. Still looks mighty scary.
>>558076836yeah, with me
>>558074595they haven't learned at all judging from bubble gum fellow
>Super Creek doing the Frieza pose.She's truly a villain
>>558076783bourbon sexo
>>558076836>>558076973
>>558076869We know, Oguri, we know.
>>558077062two cows
>>558075765WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED
>>558077062
>>558075765Low stam low wit no spurt gg
I would
>>558076962Slander, she just wants a hug.
>>558077015bourbon cuteo
>>558077238Tazuna said it was the lack of skills though
>>558077015mating gaze
>>558077320Oh, well then trust her she's very knowledgeable.
>>558077414Pasa had twice as much stamina and with than everyone else.
>>558076783>>558077015Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>558077682I can't help but to imagine Bourbon saying "confirmed, confirmed" every time I thrust
my options for dirt CM aces>maru and s.maru front>taiki condor oguri pacemake my team
>>558077320Well? What skills did you have?
>>558077878Taiki, condor and Oguri Pace because fuck mutants.
>>558077878smaru front, pace taiki, late oguri
>>558077878>make my teamdon't tell me what to do
>>558073909508 stam 393 guts was enough while front-running and under heavy rain. >Dirt B Mile SDirt B is a no go, right?
>>558078123if you have 1k+ power then maybe it's usable
>>558077265king westoid nose
Someone mentioned in JP sometimes there are discount events for turning shards into crystals.Probably bullshit, but asking in case anyone has some event to link
>>558078246That sounds like a mega gaslight wtf
>>558078246there will be one around 3.141 anni
>>558078246you passed the first wit check by realising it's retarded, but failed the second one by asking about it
>>558078087>don't tell me what to domake my team
On Your Left does nothing, I'm glad I didn't roll for natie card
>>558078561Tickezo Ryan FukuNow kill yourself
is uma chocolate implicitly better than ningen chocolate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKMNeqpMlO8
>>558071870Around how much have you spent to get those?
>>558078815Yes, horse meat is tastier than human meat so chocolate made of that should be better too
>>558078946>tastier than human meat
>>558078894 >>558079017why is she like this
>>558079017I would eat out Chrono
BAKUSHIN
Highly efficient.
Sorry Karen, Falco is a borgar enjoyer.
>>558079327Efficient sex
>>558079065Too much keiba in brain, please understand
>>558079327furashu what are these dogshit skillshow do you expect to win with these
>>558078246bullshit, I play jp and that never happened
>>558079430Falco is better than curren, simply cuz she is friends with Flash, and I really like Flash.>>558079595Understandable.
>>558079159>>558079301holy shit you guys actually play the game?
>>558079703is he ok
>>558079623she doesn'toutside of being a dominato debuffer she brings nothing to the table (aside from her huge sexy tits) until pink skills and her ult gets buffed
>>558078179pain
>wanted to purge some follows>see parent profile>mediocre blue but ok whites>"5000+ have inspired by this parent">debating whether to delete or keephow the hell do you decide which guest parents to keep, i feel like i'll regret removing them in the future
>>558079623>dominator>gamble super pulse
>>558079875Flash please bring back German Domination
>>558079920if you need them in the future you will follow them againnot like those parents will matter once TB drops
>>558079623>flash forwardKINO
>Dirt A Bourbonkill me
Sweepy is legal tomorrow
Umas should gas out like Bakushin does in the event story, and make weird noisesIf they did, I would enter umas with 200 stam in a medium CM to watch them make noises
toast
>>558080238
>>558080162there should be race injuries causing pileups and then you have to replace her in your cm team
>>558070602>CapricornKudos to anyone who made late work with sprint even with Kingu, I couldn't make it work with Kawakami and had to further mutate her as pace. Got her 1 win in every 8 lobbies, but it was better than the 0 she got in test rooms where outside of one time, she never even got top 3. Anyway, Merry Kris S stamina will help out bigly...mostly in longs, but it's a small yet significant step until Slick Surge gets a buff to have a better proc area. Unless that also happens by then, Anniversary buffs can sneak up at anytime.
>>558079707I enjoy reading. Its why I still play Umamusume.
>>558079301Bakushin has a little sister? First time I'm hearing of that
>>558080302That would also be fun, but then I feel like people can easily game that by sending their shitters in first to break their legs and then send their omega-aces in the final round
>>558070602>try to play the worst running style>lose
>>558077713
>>558080302Piles of Broken Suzukas
>>558080302>tachyon+rice+suzuka becomes a viable option because it'll kill the other umas and then you drop your real aces while the others can only use sloppy secondsGenius
>>558077320>>558077320He meant (You), skill issue
>>558078894>>558079017>>558079595Chrono Genesis fellatio.
>>558080187im a beta and i worship umas...
>>558072718wdym Check works on late surgers
>>558079623She's just there to dominate you in the bedroom
>>558080452I didn't recall anything about her having a sister either. This event happens in her new SSR support card.
>>558080238is her tongue really that tiny
>>558080589Currens are all erotic
>>558080924Perfect size for my cock and balls she's perfect
>>558081095dogs are vile creatures, craving your ningen pennis
TONY BIN SEXAIR GROOVE SEXADMIRE GROOVE SEXDURAMENTE SEXTITLEHOLDER SEX5 GENERATION OYAKODON
>>558081640>duramente mentioned
>check followers>every day ~0.5% of them DIE>cm literally cut off around 5% of those who were PREPARING for itt's over?
>>558081640I only like duramente from that image
>>558081909Niggers dropped the game during a SPRINT CM
i just realized my tt team is absolute dogshit and i have absolutely no idea how to build for tt apart from using failed cm aces
there's literally only a week left and my theater still won't let me buy tickets to the movie
>>558079707Only when I am not in a zombified state from work/lack of sleep
>>558082213I checked my last 5 races' scores and saw 3 umas consistently having the worst score, reworked those by throwing every reliable gold on them and now I score 100k extra
Human > Uma
>>558080589I really love her racing outfit
not pictured, a bourbon in 5th thats also s ranki dont even think this falcon is good
I forgot to switch to unity...
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRTY WHORE
>>558082430You know Hello and Tazuna are there right?
my phone keeps fucking crashing whenever i play uma now. sorry dancho i want to farm but...
Did the merge with umaJP happen? So v many JP posts
>>558082569
>>558082621>not running
>>558082213a TT uma should use many skills especially gold ones and consistent ones including their unique, but it is fine to use failed cm aces as long as they keep you in class 6
>>558082639No one believes your lies
>>558082784>as long as they keep you in class 6somehow i managed to stay class 6 past 2 weeks but it seems now it's overespecially my dirt and long runners, fucking abyssmal
pace or late oguri for the cm
>>558082983She rapes shotas
>>558083037who doesn't
>>558082983Cafe, your daughter is trying to seduce me again
i'm so tired of this dogshit spark system
>>558082997Do you have sparks for updrafters, or wit nature?
>>558082621GO AWAY
>>558082983I can fix her
>>558083125yes to both
Which Uma should I do this with?
>first valentines event for your gacha>pick the two most autistic horses in the game1st year uma musume was some fucked shit cygaymes
I get a chub each time I see Sakura Chiyo O's racewear
>>558083247
>>558083304retard
>>558083208Go with late for Oguri, seems like front will be contested with maru/falco and pace with other Oguri/Condor
>>558082213>>558082213always bring at least 2 wit cards, up to 4 if you're running sprinters. Take gold skills that will activate easily (aren't reliant on being blocked or being at the back during the late race when your umas are passing all the dogshit NPCs), take two gold recoveries for longs, use your 4* umas if possible for extra score and points from their level 5 ult, always keep in mind that a gold is only worth 2.4x the points of a white so if you can buy 3+ whites instead of a single gold because it has low hint level you should do that instead
>>558083419Shut up, clanker
HAG GAMING
>>558083585Still running from them.
I HATE HAGS
>>558083651orf is litterally a zoomer at that age
I LOVE HAGS
>>558082927just replace one or two low performers to be safe. since you are training dirt aces now you might get a good one to replace them, and remember to use 3 umas with different strategies to get the score bonus
>>558083691True.
IM INDIFFERENT TO HAGS
>training my beloved digitan for next cm>fast learner, all inherit skills got hints, mile aptitude spark, end closer aptitude spark, straightaway spurt hint even though I'm only running one grandparent with it. THIS IS THE RUN!>Stat rng fucks me and I don't even hit 1100 speed. oh it is reaching levels of over I thought heretofore impossible
>>558083419Great, isn't it?
kingu love
>>558083949holy autism
Honestly, Falco is carrying this story. Flash is such a nothingburger of a character.
>>558083419>>"the two most autistic horses in the game">They both send you to meet their parents>One to introduce you to them>The other, to see if she thinks of you as his dad, or as something else
>>558083943>digitan>the yurifag Shit taste
For an accidental URA mode run this didn't go as badly as it could have
>>558084057what's wrong with your resolution?
>>558084180
>>558084334Adore this set of images, great art and fun content all around.
>>558083943Don't give up bro
>>558084334Ugly
>>558084334canon
>tfw you borrow a legacy once
>>558083943>read this post>immediately right afteranon why are you like this you're ruining the mood
>>558084669sorry...
>>558083943>end digitalyour fault
>>558084764You're gonna need to do more than that Doto, let me massage your udders in apology.
>>558084823
>>558081978dont say that...
>>558084669>>558083943I've got a bad feeling all of a sudden.
All my runs today had mood downs and failed training with 1-10% probabilityI'm convinced account seeds are a real thing now, so when these patterns start happening I will just flatline for the entire day, not wasting my time
>>558084334>the image where suzuka tries on her old uniform and her thighs are too chubbymy heart...
>Have to create new parents, preferably ones with 7 to 9 groundworkPray for me to reach 600x5
>>558084373
You guys do runs, plural, a day?How?
>>558085247Exactly. Every single one of these is pure gold and super cute. Yes I am biased, Yes I am easily affected by fan art.
>>558085250Too lazy to try out new games. Might buy Wilds on sale now that it's apparently fixed
>>558085058Try again tomorrow. You got cursed by anon>>558054317
>>558085247does the child know her mother is a VILLAIN
>>558085250
Get fucked
>>558085543leave the kid alone, she has enough problems already
>>558085578>Mystery nigga UmaI didn't know Uma Musume is a horror game...
>>558085543My wife is a hero
my digitan and falco have both won at least 1 random room with better built umasthat is good enough for me to say that they are aces
>>558085616>>558085681the singular rice artist that I enjoy seeing whenever someone post stuff from him
>>558085616>literally the "running from my demons meme"
>>558082772>running from an Uma
>>558085739Bummer, but good for them for being able to discover their asexuality
>>558085839>implying they have corner adapt
12651830126518301265183012651830stress test test room
>My punny wife, Luna, turns into a silly mess when I get romantic with her>My punny wife, Luna, turns into a possessed monster the moment she has to race
>>558085951>implying they don't
soon
>>558086123HE'S FAT
>>558086028They all lack wit
>>558085973what the hell happened to the pasa?
>>558085973she just keeps winning me rooms...
>>558086204Rushed and heals didn't proc so dead
>>558086173Pure shit
>>558086214>458 staminaaiieeeeeeee stamina grifters not like this
Thank you canon wife
>>558086309lates need less stam
>>558085205you still don't have loop parents?i have a parents with shit blues but x9 groundwork that i use as a foundation for new parents everytimeat some point, i'm going to have parents with good blues, good pinks, and groundwork that i dont have to use them though if i keep using them. but they're alright for now
>>558086595>>558086595>>558086595
>>558086608I got the Mihono bourbon I was missing and she has a higher affinity with Maruzensky than the rest of the cast does.
>>558086309Don’t build 601 stamina if you don’t want to. If you don’t like someone’s advice, you don’t have to listen to it or even ask for it.
>>558085029Well?
>>558086214Uhh bros? You guys said Late Surgers were dogshit that will get left in the dust before the final straight..
>>558086815>end of Classic year>Sub 500 speed>No sparks hit>"Don't overdo it!"I gave up
