Sunrise Editionye olde: >>558040738>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players rape hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live
are we off that snowy shithole yet?
Botsissies lost another major order (common)
10 min before reinforcements are gone.
>>558076842>fucking up the OP againyou fucking retard
So the majority of the player base abandoned the mission for 30k seaf? Not 30 million, 30 thousand. Lmao
I'm gonna miss Cyberstan bros.
>cheat table has a SEAF section>get super excited>there's no "automatically recruit all SEAF the moment they spawn" cheatDang. That's the one hack I've always wanted just for harmless funsies. I want a crowd of a dozen cute, funny, retarded blue minions surrounding (and teamkilling) me at all times and throwing grenades at their and my own feet.
>leveller doesn't one shot voxniggers
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244721736953/765611980755476543/4
>>558077075I'm not, have fatigue already
>>558077131full
>>558077057not all them, some abandonded Trancendence when they did the math and realized that 100% of the playerbase on that one city would take a week to capture it, let alone running out of reinforcements well before that. The MO was officially lost last night when AH issued the Terminal Directive.
Is cybergay over yet?
>>558077047Oh damn, I didn't even notice the garbage at the bottom was gone. The thread's a little less of an eyesore now I guess.
>>558077292retard
>>55807728010 minutes or so
>>558077028Youre trying too hard
>>558077280I left it days ago, so yes.
now that the dust has settled, the clip engine is the worst and jankies enemy in the gameswigshit really outdid themself on this abomination
>>558077075I got into the gunner seat of a tank once.I don't understand why swedes have to make everything as miserable as fucking possible why wouldn't they just implement the scorpion from halo instead of this gay shit with a 10 degrees cannon rotation
>>558077075I shan't. I hated how 1/3 of the map was empty save for the extract and maybe one light outpost while the other 2/3 were cramped as fuck.
>>558077075dont worry, cyborg factory cities are coming to your favorite bot planet in a few minutes.
I didn't get to dive all that much on Cyberstand and now I won't get to do it anymore...
>>558077328you can bake the next one if you're so good at copying stuff, smartypants
>>558077426>"THE LEVEL DESIGN MADE ME ENGAGE THE ENEMIES! THIS FUCKING SUCKS POO POO PEE PEE! IM GOING BACK TO BUGS!"
>>558077661Kill yourself alexus nobody likes you
So where will the blob move to? Or will there be an immediate bot attack?
>>558077661Anon, you're not supposed to attach your own picture to your posts.
>>558077426>scorpion from haloI just googled that and that's gotta be the ugliest tank I've ever beheld in my life. The bastion is fine. Just gotta have a non-retarded team.
>0 reinforcementsIT IS NOW OVER
Cyberstan remains unraped.
c'est fini...
>Tanks have 6 weak points which break to small arms fire and deal 1/8th damage each Ever notice how one nearby explosion sends the tank to critical? Yeah thats 6/8th of your HP bar gone instantly because for some insane reason the tank can take small arms damage. Additionally each weak point had no damage cap, so the minimum damage is 1/8, the maximum damage is 8/8. A single high damage hit can blow the whole tank up instantly.
helltrannies lost
>Joel locked off Cyberstan so we dont go off-script
thank kirk it's over
I confirm you can no longer even warp to cyberstan. The MO remains, though.
WE LOST
>>558077426The limited line of sight is fine. The slow speed, terrible rotation speed when stationary and total lack of armor is not. It feels like they made it purposefully dogshit, especially rotating. It takes 3 seconds to stop and even start turning.
lmaoThey didn't even think to do anything with the timer after the reinforcements ran out
>>558078214Give them a couple minutes. The government wouldn't let them work enough hours to get it all on an automatic trigger.
>>558078057LOCK INDON'T DIELOWER THE DIFFICULTYCYBERSTAN MUST FALL!
>Anon, you're not supposed to attach your own picture to your posts.
Thank god. I'm going to bed. I expect new awesome story developments in the morning! I'm sure swedes are hard at work coming up with something cool.
Shout out to Joel hard rigging the MO for us to fail.
JOEL, FOR DEMOCRACY'S SAKE, GUIDE ME.
>>558078378This is the most rigged MO ever and joel still has to manually hit play on the stupid video he couldn't even get it to autoplay for us
>>558077075my assumption is factories are going to be spread across bot planets the same way cities were spread across planets after the Super Earth invasion
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>558078397its the weekend lol
>>558077426Filtered.
NEW MESSAGE POSTED
>>558078530is this what cyborg civvies look like?
good bye cyberstan. see you next time!
>>558078497Its actually insane how hard he rigged it. >Letting us go nearly a day making zero prog multiple times>Constantly resetting the MO and shifted it to an MO objective with a 100% fail rate>Made us waste time and resources with defending random planets because we didnt want to larp as the squids and raze planets
S U B H U M A NUBHUMAN
DSS at Gatria
>Joel doesnt see the irony when he wrote this.
>botniggers cant even liberate 1 (one, singular) planet
>You are a bunch of faggots and ruined the MO by being uncoordinated fucktards, I'm Coretta Kelly.
>>558078953Youre trying too hard
>>558079031Botkeks obviously didn't.
maybe now we can get an MO that is winnable now that we've put up with weeks of joel's bullshit?
>>558078778>the DSS didn’t even do the full 2 days of bombardmentWhat the fuck was the point I thought we were gonna reduce cyberstan to ash it was literally just a way to kill us quicker to end this shitshow lmao
>>558078642No the insane part is people still believe this is anything but a linear game. There is a word document at arrowhead right now outlining every single story plot point and update schedule and it will not in any shape or form take players "actions" into account.
>>558078959I want to impregnate Coretta Kelly without a c-01 form
>The Super Earth Fleet now enters a strategic contraction phase>We must retract and regroup to prepare for the inevitable, unjust counter-offensive from the surviving socialist menaceX WEEK OF HUMILIATION SOON!>X WEEK OF HUMILIATION SOON!X WEEK OF HUMILIATION SOON!>X WEEK OF HUMILIATION SOON!X WEEK OF HUMILIATION SOON!
Hug a bot.
well time to go to gatria... home...
Wait what was part 1 of the failure briefing?? I only got parts 2 and 3.
>>558079084See: >>558079031
>Admitting defeatLameReal Super Earth would probably go down the "pretend you won" routeNeed edit of picrel but with cyborgs
>>558079183This is gonna cause worse faction fatigue than super earth did with the illuminate after this 3 weeks of bullshit
My prediction that we'll first have to encircle the place will come true.
>>558078293That's just me fighting the last stand of Cyberstan on top of a pile of billions of corpses.
>>558079148Lorefags, how exactly does the C-01 form work? Do you get a permit to just fuck whoever you want?
>>558078839I bet he's laughing himself silly over it
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244720868497/76561197993212487Bugs 10
>>558079103There will be no Cyberstan capeThere are no veterans of Cyberstan
Colors when?More (best) eagle WHEN?
alright back to Marfark
>>558079183I know we have to go on the defensive because the video they made months ago depicts it, but it makes no sense based on how hard we raped cyberstan before we left. We had complete orbital and air superiority. We razed their bases and their strongest production facilities. And you expect me to believe that they can now launch a multi-planet counter attack? Fuck off, Joel
>>558079372Super Earth has a 1.35 reproduction rate quota (debates underway for raising it to 1.4). It is NOT evenly distributed across citizen classes. A C-01 is an application for permission to risk a pregnancy, and the only perfect contraceptive is abstinence.
inb4 a huge attack comes from aesir pass.inb4 the bots "raze" the planets they take, because that's the new word they learnt.inb4 it's a nailbiter
>>558079545wait for joel to pull out the bullshit "other planet battalions" card
move yo ass to Aurora Bay
>>558076842>>558079242>NEW MESSAGE FROM SUPER EARTHFAILUREOPERATION VALID PRETEXT CONCLUDED.We are now preparing for the inevitable socialist counter-offensive.
>>558076278sorry bros connection dropped
i like how we're controlled by swedes on both sides of the war (cyborg swedes v managed democracy swedes)
You get NOTHING!You LOSE!Good day sir.
>Been playing bots for so long that going back to bugs was actually refreshingBugs > Bots > Squids Bring back bug MOs
Oh no, we ran out of reinforcements! Now we can't spawn or dive anymore because there are no more Helldivers-Oh, wait, absolutely nothing has changed.
unironically what do I play after LARPing that we rescued the 77thits not like we can win this MO so Cyberstan feels pointless nowdo I learn squid diving?
How come the squids did not capitalize on the Cyberstan invasion and attacked themselves?How come the bots do not fight squids or harvest bugs?How come bugs fly across space?
>Service Tech and Ship Master are talking about defending Super EarthUh oh
>>558079183now he gets to use his jet brigade factories he fought so hard to protect to sprint straight at super earthlet them have it
>>558079267it's over...
>>558079823How come we're fighting Ho Chi Min despite him being an OSS trained freedom fighter 25 years earlier?Why come we're invading Iraq for WMDs when we gave Saddam mustard gas to fight Iran?Why do ISIS be medivacs to Israel?
>>558079818>learn squid divingJoin us on Kerth Secundus, anon.
>>558079765bug vacation is funno stress, no voxes teleporting in front of you, no dogshit swedcuck code killing you because the code said you weren't supposed to be alive at this particular time, no gunship factories tanking three hellbombs because you didn't place it on specific side of the building
Give me my major order for the weekend Joel you slow fuck. You knew exactly when the MO was going to fail
>>558079545>complete orbital and air superiority>ignored the constant space battle going on
Why are bugs such a fucking joke? They are too easy, I think I'll just take a break from the game
yeah i'm done playing with the gameunless they put new shit or they literally attack super earth i'm donethis event was ass
>>558079823It's a necessary contrivance. Unlike the first game, the new playerbase percentage liberation system makes simultaneous multi-front defense and offense impossible. If liberating or defending a single planet requires a huge majority of the playerbase, then any extra full-strength attacks would be impossible to defend against.All other factions go on vacation when they aren't the focus of a Major Order. If they didn't then Super Earth would have lost long ago.
>>558080219>capable of landing a invasion force big enough to take half the planet in days>able to bomb the fuck out of the enemy anytime anywhere>b-b-but my background .jpgs!
Honestly all this did was make me play Stellaris. Somehow the AI in that game is less retarded than Joel and I dont have to put up with arbitrary time limits and retarded gimmicks if I want to paint the map.
lobby doko!
>>558079868>"They want Super Earth? Let them have it.">We'll give you a shitty cape if you win, probably>"........GO GO GO WIN WIN WIN"
we lost...
>>558076278CYBERSTAN we're not done yet3/4
>>558080778la creatura.....
>scanner can't find anything on cyberstan nowaaaaaa
any more of those surge lobbies?
sick, no new content for the next 6 months yipeelive service game btw
been thinking about thisthe devs said that any crossover skin is technically NOT a crossover skin (i.e its not ODSTs in HD2, it's ODST themed armour in HD2, canonical to helldivers lore)thus, I don't think theres going to be any form of warhammer 40k skin (despite the image showing the elysian drop troops) because games workshop would DEFINITELY be assholes about itit's a skin about a not-very-popular regiment that they stopped selling the models for ages ago, they'd want a "crossover" to promote the models they sell, and even then, its NOT a 40k skin as described why aboveanyone have any extra information to elaborate?
>>558080778>enemigos>migosexplain urself
>>558080136And more choice. Basically any build works as long as 1 guy beings orbital napalm for breaches. Hell I was just driving the jeep with one gunner and one minigunner, great times.
The galactic impact mod surged the moment we lost. It seems Joel released the scripted-loss brakes. The current peaking maximum playercount is now as powerful as if they were at a minimum playercount. It may even surpass it if it maintains its current trajectory.
>mfw still fighting billions of cyborgs and bots on cyberstan as all super destroyers leave orbitLeave Cyberstan to me.
>>558081075It was only 10 days of new content, enough to change grids, banners, and all that on steam
>>558079859We will be defending Super Earth. There's improved SE biome with more details.
>>558079859as the leaks foretold.
last mission/sightseeing on cyberstan d4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244726585112/76561199120619040
>>558081461BUY BUY BUY THE RISETO THE MOOOOOOOONPray to Allah it keeps going straight up and we get a repeat of that ultra-liberation rate glitch years ago.
>>558081461Cyberstan became unable to take liberation. All players still playing leftover missions on cyberstan (around 37%) can't take liberation anymore. Thus, the impact of the remaining players will be much higher as they can take liberation. This is just a quirk and will even out when people leave cyberstan for other planets.
ok MOnkeys, which planet should I dive on now that Cyberstan is unavailable?
>>558076842
>>5580817312/4
>>558081461They're turning the difficulty back up. GIM scales with missions completed, and once somebody finally explained to reddit that liberation progress doesn't care about difficulty, that's when the meter started going wacky.But that doesn't involve blaming Joel, so let's just discard that notion.
My ship never got the retreat order. Time to kill bots and borgs I guess.
Joel won. Fair and square. Stop crying.
>>558081905Someone needs to be the rearguard
>>558078839Perfect image for describing bug chasers next time.
https://x.com/NeetVirgin/status/2024923634641543471Maybe the Automatons will let you join to start producing more units if you volunteer, Anon.
>>558081858>war game bad
>>558081858Theres so many of these>Fire swedes>Game bad>Yes full retarded
>Friday night>no MOthis game is ded
>>558082554Check time in Sweden
>>558082325This is how you pierce into the chinese market.
>>558081731crashed, rehosting and immediately starting steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244728829945/76561199120619040
>>558081731Saar I seem to have disconnected and can't rejoin
AIEEEEEEEEE JOEL THE CHUDS ARE GOING OFF SCRIPT! DEPLOY THE FILLER MO RIGHT NOW!
>>558082685That's still the old lobby link, post the new one SAAAR
I wasn't on towards the end. Did we make *any* dent in Transcendence by the time we ran out of lives, or were we still forced to flounder at 0.1% the whole time?
>>558081568even 10 days is a huge stretch since it's just the same shit past the first day.
after cyberstan... I'm sleepy... so sleepy...
>>558082921The latter
>>558082696At best we'll get to 30% liberation then a bugnigger MO will take away attention with joel cranking the regen to protect it.
I suspect the next MO will be filler to kill bugs for oil to replenish stockspiles.
>>558082921i checked like an hour or two ago and it was like around 4%?or maybe that was another city i dont remember im too burned out
>>558083046Yep, and it'll still be more kino than Cybershite
>The bots are gunning for Super Earthnyoooo...
Fought the bugs for the first time, any tips on dealing with them? I already noticed that I can't snipe their shitty little holes with EAT's from a distance which kinda sucks
>>558079709>>558082696We technically have the numbers to liberate Eaglemount. But with Aurora Bay's overall massive resistance of +3%, if we liberate the city the +18% liberation it will apply to the planet will be erased in just 6 hours.
I hope you are ready for 6 2-week long bug filler MO cycles revolving around killing bugs and extracting samples for resources, before the first arc of more squids which will last for another few months, before the squid content update next February
>>558083219Don't be a Bugdiver anon.
>>558083219Grenade launcher solves 90% of your problems. The other 10% is your choice of chaff removal.
>>558083343no, no. first we'll get the bot counter attack, because after the cyberstan shitshow people surely want to play more bots :)
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244723414732/76561198066250760 2/4 lobby decides
rest in piss cyberstan, you will not be missed
>>558083219>first time bugdivingCUTEUTE
>>558083156With what? Didn't we just rape half of their homeworld?
>>558083454keeps saying failed to join
>>558083219>I can't snipe their shitty little holes with EAT's from a distanceyou if you have the angle. But it's overkill, AC or GL are the best for the task
>look for pub lobbies on aurora bay because I'm sick of cyberstan>d10>full of double digit level shitters>saw some level 16 dude on d10
>content removedslam dunk swedes into a vat of acid
I probably hadn't booted up Helldivers for like 3 months before this. I can't believe that after teasing a warbond that looked so sick I paid money for it and a campaign that got me to come back and play again, I only played HD2 for like 2 days and now I'm so sick of the game I'm happy to not touch it again until summer.This wasn't just botched, this actively has pushed me away from the game. Like going to what used to be your favorite restaurant but you haven't eaten there in a while and getting served something so undercooked it gave you food poisoning.
>>558083660You WILL carry them so they can farm requisition, samples, medals, and XP off of your labor.
>>558083660They've been baptized in the fires of Cyberstan most likely. They're at least equivalent to a level 130 bugchaser.
Wow, okay, we really did lose Cyberstan. All that build up was for fucking nothing.
>>558083660My entire cyberstan experience was fighting with sub level 50 randos
>>558083219You can, you just need aim.Always keep moving.Ironically you should prioritize the smallest bugs because they're the ones that are as fast as or faster than you. If it's just a horde of mid-large bugs they can easily be walked around.Ignore the fact that chargers appear to have a lot of armour on their head, it's actually their weakspot.Medium Pen primary with AT support weapon allows easy kills on the entire bug roster and when paired with the Grenade Pistol you can easily solo anything bugs can send your way.Shotguns are a goof crutch if you suck at training the bugs as they have ridiculous stagger on the medium bugs and one-shot the small ones.Don't trust squadmates to watch your back, always have your head on a swivel as the small bugs will always attempt to flank and encircle.
>>558083817We didn't lose shit. It was all railroaded and rigged. Our victories aren't our achievement, and our defeats aren't our fault. That is the reality of Joels railroad.
>>558083817>>558083802Bots
>>558083817Megafactories are gonna go on other planets too. In an indeterminate amount of time. Perhaps even with the same bugs!
NEVER GIVE UP!WE SAVED THE 77TH.SEAF WARBOND I HOPE? CERTAINLY THEY WOULDNT IGNORE SUCH A REQUEST. 77TH CLOAK WOULD BE NICE.
>>558083817>he thought this wasn't going to be a total shitshowUnironic media literacy issue
Reminder that Joel didn't rig it and you chuds should all just man up and admit to your mistakes.
>>558084130>Treating the community like one person and expecting the community to treat HD2 like a second job
>>558083813I'd like to personally thank any of the newbs who started out the last two weeks here. If you've been spending your early hours doing Cyberstan I think you'll grow up to make for great Helldivers. Granted there was a lot of farting about and nonsense but towards the end of the operation it was actually kinda beautiful seeing you bastards kick that brain into gear and dealing with Vox engines and striders appropriately. Your sacrifices won't be forgotten.
>>558081568>10 days of new contentI got bored on the second day because it was the same up to today
>>558084130>joel didn't rig it cus he said so
Can't even FUCKING LAND ON THE PLANET EITHER. >Erm, you're supposed to lose-Then WHAT WAS THE POINT OF HYPING US UP? "Cyberstan must be destroyed" my DICK.
>>558084130>joel's sockpuppet telling you to lower the difficulty
>>558076842>>558078187>>558078687>>558079719Reminder: We didn't lose this MO, Joel did.Setting up a reinforcement reserve to begin with was a dumb fucking idea. If the operation really was this important, we would be trying to complete it at all costs, no reinforcement or time limit. Making deaths outside of the MO count against us was also grade A bullshit, why punish us for people not participating in the MO, and then stick by your dumb fucking policy of saying that we can't complain about people sabotaging the MO by not participating in it. Hell, making deaths count against us at all is fully against the spirit of this whole fucking game, and is another example of their double standard of "don't blame other players for not playing the MO and/or for sabotaging the MO" vs. "we are literally punishing you for other players dying outside of the MO and being bad and dying too much during the MO". All this plus the death rate inevitably increasing the more players are online and the more returners are participating, the MO was literally also punishing people for participating.And at the end of it all, look what fucking happened, "we" lost the MO yet we still have Helldivers deploying on Merga and Aurora Bay at this very moment. We're definitely not short on resources in any way, shape or form.And speaking of Aurora Bay, we would have easily liberated it and destroyed the Jet Brigade had Joel not forced bullshit defenses of Lesath and Chort Bay just to slow us down. The stupid "vote to leave the DSS behind to raze the planet" mechanic wasn't even well-explained to begin with, and the attacks were way too fucking strong given that the bots were supposed to have pulled back all of their forces to defend against our push. Another example of Joel punishing us for his bad GMing since this type of mechanic has never happened before and thus it would make zero fucking sense to vote to leave the DSS behind.Joel needs to be fucking fired.
To the anon that told me that they wouldn't let Cyberstan be destroyed because it'd remove content, fuck you because they removed it anyway because we can't land on the planet anymore.
>>558084379I'm going to say something deeply controversial, and I pray the Democracy Officer to consider that human weaknesses are universal, and true Democratic excellence stems from the daily drive to overcome them.>Super Earth High Command is capable of making mistakes
My final day on Cyberstan was fun. I was RPing in pub lobbies, rallying my squad and acting like a patriotic moron. It was honestly some of the best time I've had in this game in a long time and I encourage you to do the same sometime in an encouraging and positive way. The swedes tried to make this as painful as they could, but the indomitable human spirit endured. My squads had fun, I had fun, and we made those metal bastards fight till the last man. I got my wish. I died on Cyberstan. For Super Earth, always and eternally.
>>558081667>There's improved SE biome with more details.FALSE!
>>558083975>PerhapsDefinitely*
>>558084440>Joel needs to be fucking fired.Honestly its probably not just Joel. Hes one guy but theres an entire team of faggots running this shit. All of them need to be fired because its clear none of them even think ahead and just wing it.
Lobby dokoGood evening, gentlemen. Death to Joel and death to Sweden.Gaytria or Incel Corps lobby decides>Gaytria or Incel Corps lobby decidesGaytria or Incel Corps lobby decides>Gaytria or Incel Corps lobby decidesGaytria or Incel Corps lobby decides>Gaytria or Incel Corps lobby decidessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244730394536/76561197986229160>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244730394536/76561197986229160
>>558084379Instead of fucking off we should have retreated to a moon or something to throw it at the planet.It'd be a desperate attempt by both sides to wrestle control of the moon. We set up planetary engines and knock it out of orbit.then BAMClankstar reveal. It's got a giant dick, it just came on the moon, and it's gonna fuck Malevelon Creek... IN THE ASS!!!!!
>>558084036>77TH CLOAK WOULD BE NICE.Never EVER. Capes are now only given out for major, Joel approved events.
Boydiver status?
>build a deathstar>use it to blow up a random irrelevant shithole>have it in orbit of cyberstan for over a week>don't use it to blow up the enemy capital planetI'm just too media illiterate for this game
lighten up a little. It's ok
>>558084798
>>5580846182/4
>>558084858It took 3 major orders to charge up the last shot.
>>558084858I really expected the bot deathstar to show up and stop it, or that cyberstan had already been turned into a mobile deathstar.Nope, guess we're just uhhh...leaving.Don't mind the fact that we razed a whole planet connected to Cyberstan just a couple weeks ago. Can't do that again, for some reason.
Wait are people actually upset we lost? Who cares??? It's a fun game.
>>558083817U rike?
>>558084584>My final day on Cyberstan was fun. I was RPing in pub lobbies, rallying my squad and acting like a patriotic moron. It was honestly some of the best time I've had in this game in a long time and I encourage you to do the same sometime in an encouraging and positive way. The swedes tried to make this as painful as they could, but the indomitable human spirit endured. My squads had fun, I had fun, and we made those metal bastards fight till the last man.>I got my wish. I died on Cyberstan. For Super Earth, always and eternally.Based roleplay anon. I do the same.
>>558084440Fecaloids really ruin any game they get involved with
We need to cope by destroying the jeet factories on Aurora Bay.
>>558085128*resets aurora bay back to 0% for no reason*Not happening.
>>558085128>Aurora Bayis that the next target? I'm kinda aimless right now
>>558085123>FecaloidsBased. It was a pleasure riding roughshod over the bots on Cyberstan in the Bastion. Unfortunately... we couldn't rape them all.
>>558078025>had to google what the scorpion looks like. Boomer or zoomer. Call it.
>>558085121Why does Melee have to suck? I enjoy it but I know my teammates wish I just bought a RR or AC. I try my best and bring some EATs but it just feels so underwhelming, things I have a fun challenging time doing with melee can be done without a thought with a "proper" loadout.
MO status?
>>558085324the ones who got raped.....were us
I demand a single occupant light tank. Sick of relying on pubs.
>>558085324Railroaded to death
>>558085324cooked
>>558085324The rapedivers failed to fill all the cyberholes..
>>558084858>lore reason. They want the resources from the planet. >real reason. Cyberstan is an actual important place and they do not want to get rid of it.
>>558085356Cue endless shitflinging about it being a tankette and not a tank proper
>>558084440cope
>>558083817We got half of it, we'll be back just like Oshuane
>>558085283Melee is mostly aura farming, but there are times where it's usefulThe chainsaw just sucks, but the hammer is very good if you can learn to bait out melee hulk attacks so you can go for the swingThe sword/hatchet have really good DPS and are good options against voteless swarms and even bugs if you can keep your positioning cleanThe machete will staggerlock cyborgs and let you melee them to death every time, guaranteedStun lance isn't bad eitherTry taking a ballistic shield if you're getting wrecked too easily, but also just keep in mind that they're secondaries and are balanced like secondaries.If you want some good melee damage without giving up anything, take the amendment with rock steady/peak physique. The bayonet on that thing is no joke.
>>558085245SuperEarth lost on battlefield but we won with fearRegardless of what way this war goes. Our rape of Cyberstank will be remembered in the bastard children we left behind all over the planet like Khenghis Khan did on earth
>buy on launch>do tutorial>depression prompts refund before launching a real mission>get game for free from watching swedish game awards>complete a "trivial" bot mission soloSo do I just pick whatever direction I want to go in? Is now not a great time to try to get into the game? I tried using quickplay but that does not seem like a good idea starting out at the moment.
>>558085324The Raped
>>558084584>>558085121Based RP Anons, I was doing the same with a group of random pub. It was a blast to where we all matched cloaks and even did funny matching armor. I don't regret it for a second.
>>558085615quickplay is fine. go to aurora bay and start climbing up the difficulties
Cucked out of medals, cucked out of super credits for 2 weeks.
>>558085601The hammer is easily one of the best weapons right now. I expect heavy nerfs soon.
>>558085217think of it this way; in terms of the actual galactic war mechanics, taking and holding Aurora Bay and Merga IV, and holding Merak, will cut off Cyberstan and two other deep bot planets should something happen. Absent an MO, playing to the galactic war mechanics is the closest thing you can do.
>>558085615This game may be "live service" but there's no fomo. Go where you like, fight what you want with whatever you want. But I guess you should get in the habit of doing whatever the Major Order is, currently there isn't one because the "current" one just ended.
>>558085615Check your map and go to red areas to complete side objectives, while eventually doing the orange primary objectives.The difficulties up to D7 are basically the tutorial, you don't start seeing every enemy in the game until D8. Feel free to pick your own missions and throw down an SOS beacon for pubs to quickplay onto you if you don't want to join others' missions.
>>558085615You have quite the sense of timing. Shit's settling into a recovery period after the week-long shitshow wrapped up a couple hours ago. For now, yeah, grab a front and start getting a feel for whichever faction sounds the most fun.
>>558085731>I expect heavy nerfs soon.I wouldn't, it suffers a lot from opportunity cost and overall higher risk to get the same reward as other support weapons.If hulks exploding didn't ragdoll you guaranteed, even in rock steady armor, then it'd be meta.But they do and it does, so it's really for showing off while using gas builds (which is really fun)
>>558084440No, you see, the whole entire point of warring for Cyberstan was to pump up the war economy and military-industrial complex stock prices. When you think of it this way, the idea of warring Cyberstan is a win-win whether or not the helldivers succeed or fail.>source?I have a theoretical degree in Media Literacy.
Where the hell is my 95 medals?!
>>558086032:)
>>558086032I took it
>>558085897*BURP* I-I dunno....
>think about playing>realised my d8 comfyslop was ruined>realised they ended an event midday friday>watch marco cooking instead
>>558085615You should join one of our lobbies and get groomedInto a proper helldiver.
>>558086169Buy an ad for this "marco" instead of posting about him while admitting to not playing the game.
>>558085724Just play the game, nigga. How do you still need medals?
>>558086169Cyberstan is over, D8 is baby mode on all playable planets again.
>>558086305some people are new...
>>558086264you dumb bitch.i also accidentally clicked the set as desktop button while trying to check if this was bulgeagleyoud think theyd make you confirm that
>>558086334NEWFAGSTART A LOBBY RIGHT NOW
>>558086334If you were playing since this invasion began you wouldve gotten the medals from both MOs twice over.
>>558086334Would you like unlimited currency so as to justly fuck Joel over?
>>558085324Asleep.
>>558085615Big tip so you save extra time AND money. 1. Grab the up-to-date Super Credit(SC) finder, it'll save you the time trying to find SC across the map's points of interest2. Buy the Control Group Warbond, it contains the Warp Pack which lets you bypass the bunker doors which requires 2 players to open. Just dive into the door and teleport past the door before landing
>>558086471cheaters dont go to heaven
>>558086529They do when the cheats harm nobody but Joel.
Well that event was kind of a bummer. Good start, but swedish meddling broke the illusion of choice. Something a good GM should never do. ANYWAYHeres what I TRULY and HONESTLY think will happen for the Cultist update that may or may never come out.>four new brand SPANKIN new enemies>Outcast, Magus, Illusionist, Zealot>TWO reskins>Sentinal (Harvester), and Ghouls (Voteless)...maybie the Watcher?>and one upgraded version of the Overseer>XenobiteThe Outcasts, Magus, and Xenobites all possess the ability to Teleport in the form of a short range dash; Which will allow the Xenobite and Outcast to close the distance and molest your leandivers, and allow the Magus to run away so they can harass you with blue fire balls. Oh by the way, the Magus can also cause the ground beneath you to erupt in an explosion: rendering the Bastion, Emplacements and sentries...completely worthless.Most dreadfully of all, the Illusionist -true to its name- can create fake copies of other enemies, the fairness of which entirely dependent of sweden making sure the FAKE. COPIES. cannot damage you. It will also cause Ohdoughs computer to kill itself, again. Allegedly, the Illusionist can also mind control Helldivers like in HD1. No idea how it will work tho>ETANext major update at the Latest, maybie, hopefully. It could be soon after AHs secind invasion of Super Earth. I mean there is that GIANT BLUE BEAM on the key art that hasn't been adressed yet.
>>558086529Neither do swedes I'll see joel and alexus in hell
TOTAL JOEL VICTORY /hdg/ lost…
>>558086529This game is made by pajeets, it doesnt work that way here
>>558086606kek
>>558086641cheaters dont get to hug the cows are something idk?
My childhood friend went to Cyberstan, came back an oilshark. I will never forgive the bots.
see you in a few months for the squid MO i guess
>>558086578Why are you so hopeful.
>>558086169?
>>558086578Based hope chad.
>>558087171it was your choice
>>558086882>coming back from Cyberstan
>>558086614/hdg/ lost this war months ago. Your people are broken. Scattered. Hunted! DEFEATED. By me. I wish I could tell you it was difficult... but it wasn't.We are one MO ahead, ALWAYS! Cyberstan is already under our control. Soon, Super Earth as well. The Cyborgs and Automatons share the same goal. We fight together, to honor the WILL of JOEL!
>>558087289Get a trip already faggot
>>558076842admiring scenery for 2.4 seconds
>tfw no steamy sweaty eagle-1 feet art to find anywhere
Bile Titans OP pls nerfhttps://youtu.be/bs0JEul3kng?t=103
Feet fetishists are less than human, although they are more human than musclefags and mommytards.
>>558087349she got nuggeted....
Imagine the loadouts we would be able to create if sweds wasn't incompetent cucks.>The Spray&Pray is good bro is swear!Literally only held up by the fact that it comes with 8 fucking drum mags as the defualt
>>558077426I wouldn't mind the gun traverse limits if the vehicle handling wasn't abysmal 2bh
>>558082696Swedes are asleep, time to end this.
>>558087469I do wonder why we can't mod the gay collab weapons, that's half the reason they're bottom of the barrelProbably swiggers just being too lazy to make attachments that don't fit on the standard rail all the normal guns have
>>558087469That website is a blackpill.>1 in 3 players use 500kg on bugs>1 in 2 use Orbital Laser on bots and 1 in 3 on squids
>>558087394>only 1 voxlol imagine
>>558087431You got that mixed up, you armpits licker
Just found out my brother mainlines the De-Escalator and now I don't know how to feel.
>>558087662whats wrong with 500 on bugs
>>558087662the sample sizes are a joke and their numbers should not be taken seriously
>>558087662what's wrong with the orbital laser on bots?it's pretty solid
>>558087804>>558087893Nothing, the blackpill is in the complete centralization of the stratagems. Everybody uses the same loadout.
>>558087796Kind of depends on the faction and mission, but the fact that you can unload the entire thing at your feet with 0% chance of dying and it'll kill hulks/chargers will always give it utility.
>>5580879101/3 players using 500 kg bomb on bugs is hardly everybody pal
And now, after an awful railroaded event, it's time for more gun and stratagem nerfs
>>558087962I've used it a few times but it just seems meh>>558088000What a waste of trips.Also no obviously not.
>>558087469Torcher is completely fine, if you're hostFix the DoT bug and it's greatBreaker prime and breaker incendiary are both good with the full chokeCookout was never badOf that list, the bad weapons are the SMGs and the stupid lib conc.
>China made their own robutthttps://x.com/NeetVirgin/status/2024923634641543471
>>558087469SMOKE STOCKS RISING BUY BUY BUY
>spend my last day of the cyberstan cheating SC and samples to pubiesfuck joel fuck alexus fuck sweden
Joel melty status once he sees Aurora?
>>558087469>the "we designed it to suck as a joke" constitution isn't dead lastlollmao even
>>558087910Most players dont have every warbond to have diverse loadouts.
>>558088087The reload speed is a killer, but it does great damage thanks to arc being stupidly good into everything (including your team)
>>558088154reminder that this guy is in here every other thread shilling his social media
>>558088178i used to think it would be bad but afting finding out the secret tricks with it its very goated, on bots atleast
>>558088232No idea what youre talking about. I just saw that while doomscrolling.
>turns out orbital smokes can kill something if it lands directly on target>including helldiversoops
>>558088192Nothing yet.I'm expecting something like "the cyborg counter-offensive is massing on aurora bay, -100% liberation and +10 resistance"there's no way he'll let us wipe out his beloved jeets
>>558084934After seeing that Israel's most prolific and idealized thinker is Nietzsche and that his reasoning mainly brings forth the most amoral homunculi imaginable, hyped up by the idea that they are ubermensch defying the last men, I can't help but think that anyone bringing him up either doesn't understand what he's about, or they are deranged looneys with a superiority complex that genuinely can't appreciate the moral dynamics of a functioning society.
>>558088154>>558082325
>>558088339It can break fabricators, detector towers and bile titan holes too. It's actually a better precision strike.
need lobby
>>558087469It's so fucking stupid that the Spray&Pray is just the Breaker but worse. Yes, let's give it a 10% higher RoF in exchange for like 30% less damage per shot but distributed over a bigger number of pellets so it's actually even worse if you don't Full Choke it.>>558087629My main guess is that they want to model attachments that fit the aesthetics of the weapons instead of just strapping on the standard SEAF attachments. I do hope they eventually do do it though, because then they could change the K***ht to be an AP3 bullet hose because the StA-11 would fill its role as the AP2 bullet hose.
I guess now is a good time to remind you all that pilesofshit said Joel wants even MORE control over the galactic war.
Bot chaff and squid chaff are easy peasy no problem but as soon as these guys show up and start jumping around my brain turns into mush
>>558088725SOMEONE PLEASE SEND TERRORISTS TO BOMB ARROWHEAD HEADQUARTER!
>>558088804They're even easier to kill, just spray
>>558087469The root cause for like 90% of the weapons being ass is the game's retarded armor rating system.Not only is it overly convoluted to the point where you have to whip out a calculator to figure out what dmg you're actually doing to enemies(if any at all) but also.Every game that use this kind of armor system inevitably falls flat do to specific enemies NEEDING you to bring specific guns, so people will always settle on a few select one that can deal with all the enemies, which only reinforces the meta of the game.Darktide also has this problem with heavy armored units.If you don't pick the plasma rifle on a tier 20 or above you're effectively trolling your team since you're not able to deal with the amount of heavy armor spam that gets thrown at you there.It's not nearly as bad as in Darktide since melee weapons is also a big part of it and FatFish actually makes perks that are useful so you can make anything in that game "work" but it's still never gonna match actual armor cracker weapons.I would tell swiggers to rework the armor system entirely but i know they can't do that because their entire engine would probably selfdestruct if they added even a single more line of code.
It appears you have lost.
>>558088892Emperor wanted co-existence with xenos thoughever. So long as they bowed to humanity.
>>558088472Duly noted next time I go stealthdiving. No need to pick battles if the enemies can't even see the fight.
D10 bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244733875748/
>>558088976Guilliman is working on it.Trust the plan.
>>558085615>get game for free from watching swedish game awardsreally?
>>558088976I wouldnt say he wanted it. Just that he would tolerate them if they bent the knee.
I'm gonna do it this time I'm gonna level every gun before burning out, then I can finally play the game!
>>558089126no you have to pay for it by watching the swedish game awards
WE LOST CYBERSTAN WAR BECAUSE OF BUGDIVERSWE LOST CYBERSTAN WAR BECAUSE OF BUGDIVERSWE LOST CYBERSTAN WAR BECAUSE OF BUGDIVERSWE LOST CYBERSTAN WAR BECAUSE OF BUGDIVERSWE LOST CYBERSTAN WAR BECAUSE OF BUGDIVERS
>>558088804I cast a plague of locusts (hunters) upon this Anon to develop his ability to deal with them.
>>558089397>variable cost>no variable output
>>558089385No, we lost because returners sapped up our entire reinforcement reserve just dying constantly on Cyberstan.
>now have to play against bugs because Joel is a homosexual
The Helljobbers LOST again…
>>558089580>shoots himself in the chin>falls forward
>>558087469The Incendiary Breaker is still based in my book for singlehandedly mindbreaking Alexus into a pile of slavic dogmeat.>Fire DoT didn't even work at the time when it was meta>Still nerfed to the ground simply because there were no other horde clear weapon in the gameImagine being so shit at your job you can't even make a bugged gun less appealing than the other dogshit you created.
Going back to lowdiving with RP loadouts tonight. Flags, constitutions, ceremony armor, sparklers, Hellbombs, and new to the arsenal is a fuckin tank. Quite excited to keep giving our new divers a proper welcome.
>>558089792>Fire DoT didn't even work at the time when it was metathank god they fixed that
>>558089556>haha death counts go BRRRRRFucking boomers...... always ruining everything
>>558087910Normally i would be blackpilled about this but in this case i'll give the community praise for not falling for AH retarded >AP1 weapons are actually good guys Propaganda.Nobody wants another useless AP1 weapon added to the game.
d10 cyberstan final op before it goes into hibernation steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244735227619/76561198066017633
>>558088412>moral dynamics of a functioning society.which one?
What role does the cookout fulfill?
>>558087394why does the leg stomp do like 3000 damage anyway (more than a 500kg bomb)
>>558090227Predator Strain crutch
>>558090227Damage, stagger, and setting targets on fire. The last one which it used to be pretty good at before AH nerfed the shit out of it and the Incel Breaker.
>>558090227Burn DOT when it was better a few months ago
>>558089662Damn Bots are laughing at us...
>>558090172White christian societies.The ones every demonic entity actively wants to destroy because they rob them of their rights to kill, murder and rape women and children.
>>558090449>kill, murder and rape women and children.That was me on Cyberstan.
cool story Pablo
lol wtf why's it in polish or whatever
>>558090849swede code
This nigger called flowboat
>media literate swigger discussion got bad enough that the entire last thread was purgedlmao>>558087893it's fine but the issue i have with it is that it's just a high cooldown, limited shitter magnet that they'll throw at anything they think can't be handledmy favorite is when it magnetizes on to a fucking warstrider and just sits there for half the duration.
>>558090849owh kurva
>>558088112>Torcher is completely fine, if you're hostHahahaha, no.>DPS on par with the fucking Scythe, but with a fraction of the range>you can only use it at two range brackets, close range and point blank range, the latter of which can cause the fire particles to bounce back and set you on fire>setting the ground on fire, which you're encouraged to do to ignite enemies from outside the weapon's range, cuts off movement options for you and your teammates>lack of crowd control and damage means your only option to use the weapon is to set the ground on fire and then back up, letting the burning ground do the work for you and discouraging you from moving forward aggressivelyAs much as I enjoy using flamethrowers, the ones in this game are absolutely abysmal. If I'm coating an enemy in fucking hellfire, I expect it to die quickly if it's small and take a shitload of damage if it's big. That's the least the game can do for me if I'm sinking my primary or support slot into a weapon with worse range than a fucking pistol.
>>558090849Strong Provost
>>558078282And God help you if there's a crater from an explosion or the terrain is naturally uneven, you will not be rotating in a timely manner if at all.
You know what, I'm not even going to bother asking if the DSS bombed the remaining megafagtories into nothing. I already know the answer.
Cyberstan flags D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244736326952/76561198219510551
>>558090937lol i just checked and it did get purged
>>558087469incel breaker fell from grace
>>558077426You're supposed to also have 2 helldivers blowing shit away with their primaries. Best tank experience I had was me and a fellow pisser acting as extra laser turrets.
>>558090449>White christian societies.Haven't been a thing for a while.
Ok so event is over? On friday night when everyone has time to hop after work and game? What sweds are thinking?
>>558091032We destroyed 4 out of 7 Megafactories on Cyberstan. But two of them were the smallest, while leaving the biggest one virtually intact. In the early stages of the assault each Megafactory was worth a percentage of the entire planet, I didn't think to take a screenshot of it but since the Level 1 Megafactories were worth like 10% apiece I'd say we managed to destroy around 47.5% of Cyberstan, give or take.
>>558091218>What sweds are thinking?It's very meta only people with high media literacy will get it.To dumb it down for you the evil nazi chuds (you) lost their invasion on a friday so you can realize being a chud is a losing battle and take the weekend to go outside and socializeI know I know it's very deep and meta but that's just how swede big brained game masters operate
>Take revive armour>Get hit by a gentle breeze>Suddenly I die and the armour pack gets triggered>I end up dying more often than I normally would haveDoes this shit give you negative damage resist or something?
>>558091325I don't self-insert, that would be cringe
>>5580910793/4
>>558089936I dive on d2/3 a lot. Very relaxing and easy to solo, even with silly or impractical loadouts
Remember to be nice to the bugs. They just want to be left alone in their little fart cloud.
>>558088412>they are deranged looneys with a superiority complex that genuinely can't appreciate the moral dynamics of a functioning society.This one and by default they are the most pathetic and insecure people
>Fight against faction entirely dependent on robotics and CPUs>Not a single instance of cyberwarfare in the invasion of Cyberstan
>>558091596every time I killed a cyborg I used their thumb to unlock their phone so I could steal their identity and leak their nudes, does that count?
>>558081190Halo and Doom are more reasonable than 40gay.
>>558091596>no orbital emp barrage
>>558091218They're about to give a brand new toy for everyone to play with and utterly fuck the robots back off cyberstan
>>558091596china hacking the mo doesn't count i guess
>>558091596>Your hellpods getting pushed all over the place>Call-in refusing to stay still and activate>Reinforcement count suddenly depleting way more than the actual KIA amount>False information about SEAF surrounded in a city (there's actually no one there)You telling me these aren't cyber warfare?
As someone who talked to a few Swedes online, they all have said most Swedes are prideful and arrogant assholes because of how dominant Sweden was historically and culturally. They cannot take any amount of criticism because they see it as a personal attack on their very being. Basically take how the Chinese "hurting the feelings" mentality and up it to 11. It's a very common stereotype with the other nordic countries that Swedes are like this apparently. Honestly explains Arrowhead attitude and slimy behavior. They have the emotional intelligence of a 4chan poster who needs to win every single argument
>>558081568>10 days of ne- It was 1 warbond and an awful copy paste map x9.
>>558091596>Stuper Earth didn't even bother deploying the rape hackersRigged
>>558091814I don't need to talk to a random swede to understand how they are when you look at the state of their country
>>558077343Unlike botsissies who don't try at all apparently
>>558091814>how dominant Sweden was historically and culturallyI cannot name one aspect of swedish culture besides Edvard Munch and the band that plays Take On Me
>>558092032See: >>558077343
>>558092067Not the world but the Nordic countries. They're basically the Chinks of the Scandinavians. Think they are hot shit and everyone around them are losers
>>558092089There's ABBA, I guess? They also love bringing up that guy with the Sabaton song.
>>558085278Nta but I'm a 40 year old boomer and I can't remember what it looks like. I was a PC gamer that was butthurt that MS took what was supposed to be a PC squad shooter and turned it into a lame console fps, so I never got into it. Played it a bit but it was only 'good for a console shooter'.
>>558091596Not true.
>>558092067it would probably mindbreak a swede to learn their most globally known representative is a muppet.
>>558078390Damn not even a (you). Brutal
>>558092357you idiot, you dunce, you replied to the wrong person you imbecile, you moron, you absolute buffoon
Taking a newb for a ride in Bastion is always funny... guy who was a dead weight a minute ago can suddenly gun down a D10 bot drop
>>558091814>They cannot take any amount of criticism because they see it as a personal attack on their very being.Pilestedt himself said this is what happened in regards to Fredrik when players criticized the weapon nerfs soon after release. Much less credible source but there was also an anon a week or two ago who said they knew someone at Arrowhead and they said the developers/Joel hate it when players on reddit correctly predict what they're going to do and so spite the players in response.
>>558092383they ran doom on a bot before gta6
>>558077426Works best with a full crew.Doubly so if you bring shield pack guys for either side, covers the side saddles so they don't get knocked off and drain half the health of the tank.No I'm not joking, knocking off the sideskirts and bags does a ton of damage, and both have basically no armor.
>>558040272It's actually Futa and Beastiality, a classic work for FGO matter of fact
>>558092697>correctly predict what they're going to do and so spite the players in responsebehead joelput joel's head on a spike
>>558092803sauce?
>>558092697GOD PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE A BETTER HELLDIVER GAME I AM TIRED OF THESE SWEDENIGGERS
>>558092881 243006 on nhentai. On another note, did we Rape cyberstan?
>>558093141Cyberstan raped us tbhqfam
>>558093141we raped it "my asshole to your cock" style
Why is there so many pajeets in here? They can't stop talking about rape for 2 seconds
>>558092480Nyooooo...
>>558092697>the developers/Joel hate it when players on reddit correctly predict what they're going to do and so spite the players in response.Wait. Were they trying to be original? I thought that following classic tropes was intentional.
